In Golden Flame

[west phoenix]

the based kind

[limber fossil]

I would rather die free than live licking the boot of engimaxxing

[zinc topaz]

ok gotta go to work bye for now calliope :>

[limber fossil]

What are you, a Harrison*?*

[west phoenix]

then perish

[balmy obsidian]

Ari and I are kindred spirits

[west phoenix]

heat upon you

[polar glacier]

"you paid for the whole reactor you should use the whole reactor" vs "yeah but I can do even more with a heatcap of 18"

[balmy obsidian]

That's my job you fool

[clever cloud]

I cracked myself up for some reason
"HEAT 10 (SELF): The user takes 10 Heat!"

[balmy obsidian]

I AM THE TECH ATTACKER

I CONTROL THE HEATCAP

AND I SAY BURN

[west phoenix]

ok well you do nothing

good luck overheating me loser

[balmy obsidian]

Jammed

Also I killed an elite veteran Pyro with heat

Don't think I won't try it on you

[west phoenix]

yeah you ain't touching this reactor, estrogen boy

[polar glacier]

...meanwhile the only time I was a player in lancer I never got a heatcap over 6...

[balmy obsidian]

with what edef

[west phoenix]

HIT ME IDGAF

EDEF 2 BITCH I DON'T CARE

[balmy obsidian]

jammed 3 times

[limber fossil]

ch1 ||this is why we got our andros||

[clever cloud]

I laugh as the hornet impairs me. I retort with 25 damage.

[west phoenix]

stabilize overcharge kill

[limber fossil]

||he kept trying to fucking overcharge||

[west phoenix]

i recall you missing last session

[limber fossil]

||like literally overcharging every turn||

[west phoenix]

omg me

[clever cloud]

i was roleplaying dylan's build just now

[west phoenix]

i am a toku player at heart

[limber fossil]

||I respect that he didn’t try to eject though||

[west phoenix]

the only way an HMG would hit a hornet is with divine intervention or nanocomp

[limber fossil]

||(i don’t, because i don’t respect bullies. Rest in atomic splitting bullshit bozooo)||

[trail flume]

That's... With the SSC core bonus

[west phoenix]

BRUH

[limber fossil]

HA

[clever cloud]

hey funny thing! NPCs don't have Eject in the corebook rules!!

[minor orchid]

dodgy boy

[limber fossil]

They have dismount

[west phoenix]

don't like this one bit

[clever cloud]

Hey, take the L base evasion 6 baby boy

just get hit, you can't dodge for shit

[balmy obsidian]

Don't listen to her

[trail flume]

This is why several enemy pilots have straight up died fighting Team Ultra Violence

[balmy obsidian]

Get all the evasion you want

[trail flume]

Because dealing triple an enemy's health in a single attack does that sometimes

[clever cloud]

....

[trail flume]

It's base 8!

But yeah

[clever cloud]

consider: maybe dealing 25 damage is enough

[trail flume]

No

[clever cloud]

is this what i sound like, jen?

[balmy obsidian]

Yes

[trail flume]

This is from a Main Mount

[west phoenix]

its what i sound like when it comes to eng lol

so 🤝

[limber fossil]

As a support main i’m allergic to mounts

[west phoenix]

we are not so different you and i

[limber fossil]

Except for my beloved, the plasma cutter Mk II

[west phoenix]

the only difference is i have an excuse because i'm going to use a displacer

[tame tide]

What NPC is that?

[balmy obsidian]

I hardly-

[clever cloud]

10+ SP orchis my beloved

[trail flume]

Rebake Specter

[tame tide]

Lmao

[west phoenix]

see ya later shitlips

[trail flume]

I didn't do all 3 structure in a hit, but I did 2

[limber fossil]

Best weapon in the game

[minor orchid]

zaaaaamn

damages

[trail flume]

Not included here is "Cannot be reduced"

[tame tide]

Weapon mounts exist as mounting for a DD288

[trail flume]

Because Hot-blooded Cockfighter is an amazing passive

[balmy obsidian]

Wrong

[tame tide]

Pause

What

[trail flume]

sigh

[minor orchid]

You know what you read

https://tenor.com/view/susie-deltarune-kris-gif-25827915

[trail flume]

Okay, Cockfighter is another term for a fighting Rooster, or cock

The whole mech is a French fighting Rooster

[limber fossil]

clears throat

Call me Xiong Xiaoli the way I’m lugging around these double Ds

(It’s even funnier the second time)

[clever cloud]

It literally has a 5 heat self protocol. PLEASE for the love of god get ENGI

[west phoenix]

he did what with his what

[tame tide]

I'm just like "what fucking passive is that"

[trail flume]

I have 2 Engi

[west phoenix]

2????

[minor orchid]

MORE

[trail flume]

And cap 8

[west phoenix]

BROTHER

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[balmy obsidian]

Wrong it's up to 5 heat so it's not always 5 heat

[trail flume]

And it's best weapon is Overkill

[tame tide]

Oh homebrew

[west phoenix]

thats 1 protocol and 2 tech attacks

you could die in a turn

[limber fossil]

I didn’t know the french did cockfighting

[trail flume]

It's generally 3 heat, to be real with you

[limber fossil]

With roosters, I mean

[balmy obsidian]

Neither did I

I never get invited to the cool parties

[trail flume]

When im taking all 5 heat it's to pop my efficient core power with Universal Compatibility

[west phoenix]

i'm with you al a lot of lancer homebrew is some dnd/pathfinder shit xD

we don't need all that

[limber fossil]

My go to for party invites is to make out with drag queens’ girlfriends

100% success rate

[balmy obsidian]

[trail flume]

Oi, Steller Designs does some really good work

[tame tide]

The homebrew I implement is just house rules and GM facingg stuff lmao

[clever cloud]

Im still debating whether i wanna inflict the Phaon Crescent on quill

[tame tide]

IDC if an NPC is OP or not, if it's incredibly unbalanced I just never show my PCs again lol

[trail flume]

And it not even in the top 10 more agregious home brew I've seen

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/peta-farbar-petr-farbar-peter-farbar-gif-15417317830124358582

You need more power, Eleonor.

Might is everything.

[tame tide]

If I implemennt an OP homebrew frame I don't need to feel bad about takingg them away
cough Lancer enhanced combat cough

[clever cloud]

Yes, but i still want to be invited to next session, yknow?

[balmy obsidian]

Foolishness

[minor orchid]

when the mech hast 10 structure

[clever cloud]

btw, my character in that campaign is literally vergil

[balmy obsidian]

With or without the boobs

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-mudae-devil-may-cry-claim-i-am-the-storm-that-is-approaching-gif-27690699

[balmy obsidian]

Did you ever get decided on that

[trail flume]

Never seen that one before, Christ

[clever cloud]

still deciding

[minor orchid]

Make woman vergil, fuck it

go for it

[noble ivy]

It will be a coin flip 20 minutes into the first session

[minor orchid]

that's a good one too

[tame tide]

New character?

[clever cloud]

"What gender gives me more power?"

[balmy obsidian]

Both

[clever cloud]

new campaign. a few of us are playing SSMR with quill

[balmy obsidian]

The power of men AND women

[minor orchid]

male gives you an auxiliary weapon
female gives you reactive armor /Mega bad joke

[tame tide]

"I don't have a gender, because if I'm thinking about my gender my mind is not focused on my swordsmanship"

[minor orchid]

not sure about the other genders

[trail flume]

Playing Fallout 3 as a Fem because all the Enclave are men and the Black Widow perk exists

[noble ivy]

Intersex gives you an integrated mount

[west phoenix]

luckily the fajita is relatively simple

[minor orchid]

Agender gives you extra E-defense

[tame tide]

What gives superheavy mounting?

[west phoenix]

for my sake

[clever cloud]

Being bisexual is peak fallout optimization

[trail flume]

Cosmetic surgery

[west phoenix]

but tbh i just want to try homebrew mechs because otherwise i would never play them because they're not in my damn game

[trail flume]

Mood

[noble ivy]

Go fem Vergil, El
That way we have 4 and a half women in our strike team

[west phoenix]

burning memories certainly has some... design decisions

[tame tide]

I just CBA because there's already so much base game content and combinations lol

I say this then I play with house ruled changed mechs lmao

"What of that Atlas could rodeo mechs"
Sold

[clever cloud]

burning memories is like swerving all over the line of what i consider reasonable lancer design

[west phoenix]

the only homebrew i use is legionnaire and that being said i wouldn't allow the talent

[trail flume]

Our DM says 1 3rd party at a time. Which is 100% reasonable

[west phoenix]

and one for wallflower that no one used anyways

[trail flume]

Most of the team went Iridia, I'm trying stellar design collective

[clever cloud]

yea that's two homebrew tho

[west phoenix]

most homebrew does way too fucking much. lancer works when it's simple but stays creative with its choices

[trail flume]

One per person

[clever cloud]

I just do 1x 3rd party for the whole table

[west phoenix]

we don't have any in igf, do we?

i'm gonna pick the most absurd one

[trail flume]

I generally agree, but I'm also watching friends on the Struggle bus that is Solice Rain

Because LL0 is 'fun'

[clever cloud]

just IGF itself, which is just exotics for act 1

[zinc topaz]

all TTRPG's flourish like this

[west phoenix]

well wtf that don't count 😭

[west phoenix]

it is!!!!

[trail flume]

And stacking Lancer Homebrew next to Pathfinder Homebrew it's at all fair

[west phoenix]

i like LL0 lancer your bad decisions matter a lot less lmao

you can play like an idiot because you have like 16 billion repairs that only use one rep

[trail flume]

And have extremely limited design and play options

But, to each their own, I'm glad you enjoy that play style

[clever cloud]

I like burning memories but only if that's the ONLY 3rd party at the table. That shit is dnd 3.5 while everyone's playing dnd 4e

[minor orchid]

we have punchy stuff!

[trail flume]

Not my thing, but I'm glad it's someone's

[trail flume]

I... Don't actually know burning memories

[clever cloud]

it's a recent module by Squiddar

[trail flume]

I've dug into a lot of stuff, but not that one.

[clever cloud]

https://discord.com/channels/426286410496999425/1119112216738795560

[trail flume]

I'll look it up!

[west phoenix]

eleonor just wants it because it has vergil

[trail flume]

Ahhh

[clever cloud]

that's where im getting the Vergil mech

[west phoenix]

i think its a bit much

especially the vergil mech xD

the other HA mech other than the fajita is crazy complicated

[clever cloud]

i think the vergil mech is just past the line of too complex for lancer

[minor orchid]

too much storm approaching

[balmy obsidian]

Eleonor was in lancer general going "I am trying to make vergil" and I knew it was time to shill Squiddar stuff

[trail flume]

As someone who ran a Terk mech before all that came out, don't over complicate things

[minor orchid]

Anyway

[clever cloud]

it's fine if lancer is complex at LL6 or LL12 cuz jesus christ it is, but if i can do some bullshit at LL2, the license is doing too much

[trail flume]

The Togo was an abomination

[minor orchid]

In non related IGF STUFF

https://youtube.com/shorts/l-wTSyyMZ4M?si=njJ6khgaoTaUY7os

[west phoenix]

what the fuck hipo

delete this

horrendous

[minor orchid]

IT'S A BUN

[west phoenix]

diabolical

[prime terrace]

chat im tempted to make more named enemies for act 2 onwards

[minor orchid]

you should

naming enemies is super fun

[prime terrace]

im bored and wanna make characters for my party to kill

[trail flume]

Do it. It's fun.

[prime terrace]

i got 5 players atm but they sure know how to steamroll my enemies lol

so yea
if i add more budget i'll make sure to give em some names. could be fun who knows :3

[trail flume]

Okay, I got a slide back to work.
I got a good chuckle out of peoples responses to the Rooster

[prime terrace]

im saying it here and not the gm channel because making ocs is epic

[west phoenix]

i think that the most complicated lancer should get is the sunzi, but i'd say the sunzi is more so an issue with not being described properly

[clever cloud]

imo the sunzi is already too much, but i still like that it exists

[west phoenix]

its actually a design flaw i've been having with a lot of wallflower NPCs: they do way too much

[clever cloud]

it does need like 4 more editing passes

[prime terrace]

then there's me who made a transforming helicopter mech

sob

[trail flume]

Sunzi + Lich = DM pain

[west phoenix]

i like it when i'm not sitting there scratching my fucking head to read what it even does

[west phoenix]

lmao the build i was considering running

[minor orchid]

Drink deep and teleport away, Guillermo

[west phoenix]

but i decided on sunzi napoleon which is less annoying but only slightly

[west phoenix]

i think its just on the line that you mentioned of it's okay, its abilities don't do like 15 different things they just all interact with each other

[clever cloud]

yea same, that's what the phaon does. It does like 5 things per QA but it's just with itself

[trail flume]

Oh no, no, I mean two separate players working together

[clever cloud]

nobody else cares how i dealt 12 damage

[trail flume]

Melee Lich + House guard Sunzi

[tame tide]

Ok that Vergil mech is a lot

[west phoenix]

yeeaaaah

[tame tide]

And I haven't even read the licence gear

[clever cloud]

right, but it's just... do damage in a funky way

[west phoenix]

its too funky

its a novel

every system is a novel

[clever cloud]

the output of what it does is really not that big

[tame tide]

Take difficulty to gain reliable after you hit 2-4 times

[clever cloud]

take difficulty, hit 2-4 times, then gain reliable

[trail flume]

My brain already hurts

Might I suggest an angry rooster?

[clever cloud]

no, you may not

[west phoenix]

never, juli

[balmy obsidian]

[prime terrace]

me sliding enhanced combat npcs into my sitreps

[west phoenix]

perish

you like d&d tho so it figures

[prime terrace]

i really wanna make an NPC character with a Morningstar

[tame tide]

Hey, don't wanna be that guy but... #the-rules message

[clever cloud]

you are everything wrong with our society these days

[west phoenix]

DAMN

CHILL

[trail flume]

Fuck, thanks

[prime terrace]

Eleonor, jesus christ

[willow needle]

is enhanced combat bad or? im considering using rebaked npcs for now

[prime terrace]

It's homebrew and some folks dont like it

I do

[tame tide]

Enhanced combat is a good book

[clever cloud]

EC sitreps are cool as heck

[tame tide]

It has lots of sitreps and NPCs, and loads of reserves alongside 4 cool and unique mechs that feel in tone for lancer

[prime terrace]

When running a mech like this, I prefer running it as an Executioner rather than a Demolisher

[west phoenix]

okay i like the sitreps, i may considering using those for my wf act 2

[prime terrace]

The fact it's made by the guy who made Dustgrave also helps

[tame tide]

I, as someone who has been playing Lancer for too long however have developed a style of game I like to play, and it differs from how Ralf plays games

[west phoenix]

no that don't help

its why i don't like the NPCs lol

[trail flume]

My DM has been running rebake npCs and they've been fantastic

[prime terrace]

i was talking more about the "feel in tone for lancer" part

[west phoenix]

not because it was him but because i really disagree with his design decisions

[willow needle]

i see! i might check then

[tame tide]

Ralf is cool, but I don't like how he executes his content and views Lancer stuff... But that's fine...

[west phoenix]

one thing i would like to do is run more official stuff like leech, tempest, etc

[prime terrace]

I mean yeah, i dont really use a small chunk of his NPCs, but things like the Morningstar and Executioner are fun

[tame tide]

All the variant mechs that he made in L:EC to me feel like they're not as op as the most OP CRB mechs... they're just about the same thouggh

So they're not technically overpowered... But

[prime terrace]

a mech that just straight up explodes, and a grapple frame that actually makes you consider the downsides. heck yeah

[prime terrace]

CRB?

[west phoenix]

only the TCB is :)

[clever cloud]

(ch2) ||When I ran Killer Sound, we were playing Beacon Recon, not corebook Recon||

[west phoenix]

and the cluster projector

[tame tide]

Core rulebook

[prime terrace]

OHHH

[west phoenix]

OOOHHHH thats why it was so different

i was very confused when i ran the recon last night lmao

[prime terrace]

Salamander my beloved...

[west phoenix]

nah the salamander is fucked

[tame tide]

You see too, I also just... run my own sitreps now anyway

[clever cloud]

Salamander is impactful

[tame tide]

The Bligh is... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAGH

[west phoenix]

the salamander is the coolest but oh my god

[prime terrace]

funny enough i had a lot of fun with it

[west phoenix]

it does like 3x more burn than the ghengis

[tame tide]

I love the bligh but my god

[prime terrace]

Need i remind folks of the Oleander

[clever cloud]

the bligh is my worst enemy as an LCP designer

[west phoenix]

yeah i'm sure you did it's OP as fuck

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-our-living-world-looking-at-you-salamander-netflix-gif-16609871660683476802

[tame tide]

"Just hit lol"

[minor orchid]

la creatura

[prime terrace]

my party did more damage than me.
i just served as a controller/support

[west phoenix]

27 burn

fuck the ghengis who needs it

[prime terrace]

even with the generic siege spec build

[west phoenix]

i want the salamander to be reasonable because design and lore wise its my favorite mech

[prime terrace]

wait wheres that damage coming from-

[tame tide]

The bligh is annoying because their drones are just unkillable and never worth killing... They deal chip damagge but more importantly you can't end your turn on them

[west phoenix]

instead of just putting the funny kobold usb stick into normal exosuits you put it into an existing war machine

[tame tide]

This is how I feel about all the L:EC mechs

[prime terrace]

My favourite design has got to be the Barbarossa with Kobold tech

[tame tide]

Honestly the Bligh might be better if enemies could just share their spaces with the swabber drones

[west phoenix]

slag bombs are BURST 2 4 BURN

8 sensors

it has more range and does more damage than a flamethrower

[prime terrace]

yea but it requires a tech attack and arms at the end of your turn

[tame tide]

FA, efficient deal a load of burn AND damage terrain

[west phoenix]

ok??? thats super easy to do with the kobold license

[prime terrace]

to be fair i do see the thing though

"I just made you shit slag all around you. and there's a bomb right there. move or die"

but this is the igf channel

[west phoenix]

you can reasonably place like 2-3 of them through a round which is about how much a flamethrower would do but from a safer position with the benefits of the tech attack

[prime terrace]

shouldnt we move the discussion elsewhere-

[tame tide]

TSS1 throw a bomb at someone

Lmao

[west phoenix]

slag breath does 6 BURN AND PLACES 3 BOMBS

[prime terrace]

thats actually fucking hilarious why didnt i think of that

[west phoenix]

THATS 18 BURN

AND ITS EFFICIENT!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK

and fuck you can overcharge to place another for 22

fuck a ghengis bro

[tame tide]

TBF

Ghengis licence is mostly about heat management

It also just does burn

But yeah, L:EC mechs are silly and on the upper end of tuning

[west phoenix]

yeah but like, this much burn is absurd regardless

i'm just saying it's far riskier to get in there with the flamethrower for less effect

burst 2 is massive

[tame tide]

Oleannder is such a cool design, but like... +10 average to hit at LL2 is absurd... Like "Just skirmish lol" What are we doing, playing DND?

[trail flume]

I'm sorry, what??

[prime terrace]

It's a shame too because i had an [ex for good reason] player who wanted to run an oleander and I made this token and everything for them :(

the pain of never being able to use tokens you put effort into, lol

[west phoenix]

i mean that could easily be a deaths head or anything else

it doesn't have to look like the core art

[prime terrace]

i dont have a deaths head player D:

closest i got to an artillery is a Barbie

[west phoenix]

idk man that just happens, happened with my sal player

put it up on the chop shop

[minor orchid]

Teta sniper

[willow needle]

boob

[prime terrace]

there was also this version with Artifacter's Phoebe art :3c

Phoebe can be a big birb

[tame tide]

So the Oleander is a variant deaths head, so has a shit ton of +accuracy traits. It can't shoot it's heavy mount more than once per turn...

The frame ignores ordnance OUTRIGHT... And gains a bunch of added benefits for to it's heavy mount... Such as "gain seeking", "clear 2 heat after the attack", "crit on 18s", "damage becomes paracausal on crit" and "hull save vs prone"

[willow needle]

birb!

[tame tide]

It also can just... Gain +5 to hit as a quick action

Which is like "ok... just hit lol"

Considering Deaths head licence can also shit accuracy out the arse

[prime terrace]

Oleander is fun but kinda generic of just "shoot one time and thats it"

i know there's the Reaper Dart, and personally that's more my thing i think

[west phoenix]

no child of mine will be caught using enhanced combat frames

[tame tide]

They're so cool

I love them

But they're just too overtuned

[west phoenix]

me too, wish they weren't absurd

[prime terrace]

designs are top tier
power is a bit much tho

[west phoenix]

i should make my own salamander rebalance so i could fucking play it

[tame tide]

And the sitreps are cool. but I've reached a point where I just... Make my own sitreps now

[west phoenix]

i'll check out the sitreps

[tame tide]

Valk enlightened me on that

[prime terrace]

[CH3 i think?] in other news chat do you think this'd be a fitting ||outlander pilot/"junker" rig?||

[tame tide]

hell yeah

[west phoenix]

i do not trust myself with any game design elements. hell i barely trust myself with running or writing a game

[prime terrace]

I made the Condor myself and even i think i overtuned it, lol

overtuning is a thing you kinda fall into without realizing

[west phoenix]

i'm just dumb and i often can't put together a full license without it feeling redundant

same with an NPC idea i have

[prime terrace]

im thinking...Veteran Sniper with Limitless and some sort of quick loader if there is one 👁️

[clever cloud]

(ch3, safe for most honestly) ||Asphodelian / Outlander mechs are characterized by the Impact Dynamics machinery bolted haphazardly on whatever else they can scrounge. So yea, this is perfect||

[prime terrace]

:D

[tame tide]

There were 6 capacitors, with 4 in the players spawn and 2 near the enemies spawn

[prime terrace]

there is a severe lack of ||ID parts though||

glad i may have an excuse to use this though

[clever cloud]

how come? the big fuck off rifle is right there

[prime terrace]

you make an extremely valid argument

plus it DOES look like that rifle was just shoved on there, lol

question NOW is friend or foe... 🤔

[minor orchid]

takes notes takes notes

[willow needle]

are there any good books recommended to check? i have rebaked npcs, legionnaire, and enhanced combat for now...

[clever cloud]

rebake wallflower

[cobalt zealot]

okay okay

I

remade

my gms sierra

:3

[prime terrace]

S H O W

[minor orchid]

GMS SIERRA?!

[cobalt zealot]

Artist credits:
Gary Sanchez, Jialin Zhou, Yuanqin Xu, Roman Sememenko.

[tame tide]

#1254229800952922193

:)

[minor orchid]

The joke is that sierra is a way to say mountain range

[cobalt zealot]

Yes

[minor orchid]

HOOOLY 🔥

[tame tide]

Has a bunch of house rules I love and the NPCs are VERY meticulously playtested (I help) and the writer puts loads of thought into their design and the NPCs purpose

[cobalt zealot]

That's not the full mech tbf, I kept the number of drones low because I figured it'd be difficult to actually make that look organic, so just imagine there's like. 2 dozen more of them floating around.

But!

While I am not a great visual artist I can indeed do a bit of collaging!

[willow needle]

o

[cobalt zealot]

Thank uuuu

[west phoenix]

don't ever talk to me or my sons ever again

(it looks great)

[clever cloud]

me or my son or my son or my son or my son...

[balmy obsidian]

No daughters? Bigots.

[west phoenix]

they're girlsons, idiot

[clever cloud]

i trans'd them

[west phoenix]

eleonor we need to take the trans dart gun away from you

you cannot be trusted

[clever cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/started-blasting-gun-eyeglasses-so-anyway-i-started-blasting-gif-16955226

[balmy obsidian]

Ele "Did they bring me daughters" onor

[west phoenix]

i have a job interview today that i'm mad anxious about

i'm so bad with interviews even though i know i'm well qualified

[balmy obsidian]

Cheering for you

[west phoenix]

i'm so silly quirky how do i not pass the vibe check 😭

[west phoenix]

thanks?

[clever cloud]

That was meant for the estrogen gun

[west phoenix]

ok you hate me and wish for my downfall i guess

[clever cloud]

yea

obv

[west phoenix]

i live to spite you

[clever cloud]

im pretty happy bullying you

[west phoenix]

i die to spite you

[balmy obsidian]

is this yuri

[clever cloud]

Yes

this is textbook yuri

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-frank-oh-my-god-i-get-it-gif-22328165

[west phoenix]

no you don't

[balmy obsidian]

I just thought posting the gif would be funny

[west phoenix]

you must first demonstrate that you can use it yourself

"seduce me"

[balmy obsidian]

uhhhh

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/colonel-fatzipanzten-tf2-medic-spy-disguise-gif-7034051972058000564

[balmy obsidian]

I think you're pretty cool

[clever cloud]

come on leo

be for real

[balmy obsidian]

What do you want from me

I am for real

[west phoenix]

don't lie to me

[balmy obsidian]

I'm not

[west phoenix]

then you are delusional

[clever cloud]

seduce the jen for real

[balmy obsidian]

How

[noble ivy]

just go
-# pspspspsps

[clever cloud]

here, have a sampler: "You look real pretty pushed against a wall" A classic yuri bread and butter

[balmy obsidian]

bullshit she knows I can't do that

[west phoenix]

i am the one who pushes sometimes

[clever cloud]

yea? prove it

[balmy obsidian]

"I am the one who pushes" 8/8 stress

[west phoenix]

REAL

[clever cloud]

see, lesson two, the classic "prove it" counter-argument

come on, leo. this is like the first 2 chapters

[west phoenix]

he didn't read it at all

lesson three:

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-cat-cat-meme-cat-cat-hatred-funny-cat-gif-4202419400493427882

[balmy obsidian]

I have read several books

[west phoenix]

coloring books don't count

[clever cloud]

not the yuri handbook clearly!

[balmy obsidian]

But it had yuri I swear

[noble ivy]

give me back the copy i lent you, goddamn it!!!

[balmy obsidian]

The main character was an absolute clueless bumbling fool

And it was fun and nice

[west phoenix]

that could also just be an average young adult novel

[balmy obsidian]

THEY WERE WOMEN

[steady adder]

books where the main character is named yuri dont count

[cerulean valve]

Okay I'll try one more time. Does anyone want to commission something? Please?

[west phoenix]

wish i could :(

[cerulean valve]

No the fuck You don't

Focus on getting that bread

[west phoenix]

well i do wish, but i can't

[balmy obsidian]

[minor orchid]

I am... on the same spot x.x

[west phoenix]

hope the interview goes well today, this place looks nice

[minor orchid]

0 income

[balmy obsidian]

Which one of you wants to commission Panzer

I'll pay for it

[west phoenix]

why not just pay them???

[minor orchid]

why don't you just get a comm?!

[west phoenix]

i already have a commission lol

[balmy obsidian]

Cause I don't want a commission

[cerulean valve]

Cause apparently I've been gaslit into thinking i have to pay back charity

[west phoenix]

nah fuck that

money isn't real and the fact that some people have way more is stupid

[cerulean valve]

Yeah tell that to my brain

[balmy obsidian]

That's what I keep saying

[west phoenix]

i mean i get it but in a less money sense

more in a "people shouldn't do anything for me because i'm the worst" way

[cerulean valve]

Omg bestie same

[balmy obsidian]

MY POINT IS

[minor orchid]

You too? :D

[west phoenix]

yeah but in my case its right :)

[cerulean valve]

Me too haha

[balmy obsidian]

Someone said "I wish I could but no money"

I can pay for it if you want it, I have too much money, please give me any excuse to throw it at someone

[west phoenix]

maaaan i was like that like, a week away

[cerulean valve]

I can draw a clown girl for you Leo

[west phoenix]

but i'm stupid 😭

[balmy obsidian]

I don't want a clown girl

[west phoenix]

you mean a self portrait of leo?

[balmy obsidian]

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-moment-viv-viv-clown-moment-ace-attorney-gif-19171887

[steady adder]

draw Leo the pilot bring rizzed up by a goth clown
and he said that he can pay for it too

[cerulean valve]

[balmy obsidian]

I'm killing you

[west phoenix]

yeah thats what i comm

you said you would

[balmy obsidian]

[west phoenix]

panzer is already making peak for me i'm set

i want leo to suffer

[cerulean valve]

Well Leo?

You're the patreon of the arts today

What say you?

[west phoenix]

pay up, clown lover

[balmy obsidian]

If that's what the people want

[minor orchid]

Live and let clown

[cerulean valve]

Okay just to clarify, which one of the two are we refering to?

Leo getting rizzed by a goth baddie? Or leo as a clown girl?

[noble ivy]

Leo getting rizzed up by goth Leo and Clown Leo

[steady adder]

first one lol

[minor orchid]

both

[west phoenix]

goth clown tf

[cerulean valve]

Oh? Is it gonna be a double commission?

[minor orchid]

-# I just wanted to make the double down joke-

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-anime-mental-breakdown-cringe-gif-27026754

I am being bullied

[west phoenix]

you like it

[balmy obsidian]

Not really

[west phoenix]

playing hard to get? i see you did read the handbook...

[shell bison]

Please no bully

[noble ivy]

jen, that's just his prey instincts

[cobalt zealot]

Gay polyamory?

Or is it bi and the goth and clown leos are transfem

[west phoenix]

cats are apex predators...

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/idiot-cat-cat-dumb-kitty-dumb-kitten-gif-23945671

[cobalt zealot]

Orange behaviour

[west phoenix]

i am very oreng

[cerulean valve]

Leo pwease

[balmy obsidian]

I'll pay for it still don't worry

[cerulean valve]

your bullyment is for a good cause

that being me not starving

[polar glacier]

Wait what's going on did I miss the plural Leo selfcest arc

[west phoenix]

Just in time Ada

[steady adder]

tldr; Panzer mentioned open comms, Leo said hes willing to deal with the bill and I shitposted that Leo the pilot gets rizzed up by a goth clown/mime

[zinc topaz]

-# wouldnt (s)he be a mime

[west phoenix]

idk why don't you be mine

[clever cloud]

honestly?? roland comm

[west phoenix]

do not indulge him

roland in front of his giant gold roland statue

[clever cloud]

if roland had power, he'd be b-tier Handsome Jack

[west phoenix]

roland x ||beggar|| yaoi

[clever cloud]

STOP SHIPPING ROLAND WITH [WF REDACTED]

[balmy obsidian]

So Handsome jack

[clever cloud]

handsome jack past bl2

[balmy obsidian]

So, a better Handsome jack

[west phoenix]

you can't fire react that hipo you don't know what that means

[polar glacier]

we already got worst handsome jack why not better?

[west phoenix]

roland is not nearly as charismatic

[minor orchid]

Better handsome jack's...

[west phoenix]

nor is he competent

[tame tide]

Handsomer jack

Pretty jack

[west phoenix]

handless jack

[minor orchid]

Gorgeous jack

[minor orchid]

Bitchless jack

[tame tide]

That's just jack

[west phoenix]

roland IS the bitch

[minor orchid]

He had 1 (one) bitch (??

[tame tide]

Had

[clever cloud]

Roland doesnt have an holograph avatar, but if he did in a previous life, it would be Battle Professor Graves

[minor orchid]

True

[west phoenix]

no fucking way. no way he could be this hot

[minor orchid]

OH GOD

[clever cloud]

this is Lawyer Roland 200 years ago

[west phoenix]

i'm the GM i say otherwise

[minor orchid]

Zamn

[clever cloud]

maaaaaaaan

[west phoenix]

roland can not be attractive he is a worm man /jk

[clever cloud]

this has been on my mind since i designed him

[west phoenix]

thats so funny roland used to be a bad bitch

but now he's a slime man

[clever cloud]

yes!!

he's so pathetic now!!

[last leaf]

I veto.

[west phoenix]

you do not control the speed in which roland dies

[cobalt zealot]

why does the mech have giant tits

[minor orchid]

Because of the weapon recoil

You need to withstand the kick

To the chest

[upbeat hemlock]

Tactical ballast

[minor orchid]

Teta táctica

[clever cloud]

Current day Roland however...

[minor orchid]

Madman

[prime terrace]

the player had a crash pad reserve that let them ignore stun once, and they said it was mech boobs, lmao

[west phoenix]

sad wet noodle man

his arc is to make him sexy again

[cobalt zealot]

[prime terrace]

im honestly surprised nobody mentioned the Nyan Cat magazine I had to draw from scratch

[minor orchid]

Oh god sjsjuwsh

[minor orchid]

I thought it was the gay mag

[clever cloud]

Act 3 roland is gonna solve everything with his smoldering charms

[west phoenix]

its funny there's 100% a character in act 2 who will probably teach roland how to rizz again

he's such a funny silly guy because he shares a lot of the traits with the worst people in the module

[clever cloud]

I have never been more scared in my life

[minor orchid]

Evil guy meeting

[west phoenix]

so far roland's arc has been "oh my god they're so much more evil than me i'm scared"

[clever cloud]

Man, im a sunday cartoon villain of the week can we get out of literal hell please?!?

Roland is Hondo Ohnaka

and WF is about damn Darth Vader and the Emperor

[minor orchid]

Oh god

[balmy obsidian]

Myes?

Hey IGF

Catch

[west phoenix]

damn no wonder you're always weak around me

[balmy obsidian]

[noble ivy]

[west phoenix]

quick everyone cry as hard as we can

[minor orchid]

@willow needle Name Pending when they saw Hope

[west phoenix]

we'll defeat leo

[minor orchid]

And aimed at you all with a weapon

[west phoenix]

[hybrid salmon]

wawawawawa

i have nothing interesting to say

[upbeat hemlock]

Morning everyone

I have no energy drink and I must scream

[cobalt zealot]

drink tea

[west phoenix]

i have an interview in a little more than an hour and uuuggghhh i'm so nervous

[polar glacier]

I fixed it

[balmy obsidian]

makes sense

[upbeat hemlock]

Despite my English ancestry, I have never enjoyed the leaf water

Too sensitive to tanins

[west phoenix]

then perish

[polar glacier]

Coffee? Soda? Caffeine pills? Cocaine?

[willow needle]

Me wha

[upbeat hemlock]

I might have to resort to coffee

[minor orchid]

Crying women

Crying Hope

[minor orchid]

You are interesting enough :>

[willow needle]

My baby :(((((

[prime terrace]

Go nuts, my IGF children.

[west phoenix]

haha... imagine liking coffee

[balmy obsidian]

This is ace erasure

[prime terrace]

90% of you are Disaster Lesbians

[minor orchid]

FUCK I AM ON CLASS
... But Lucy is Either functional or disaster Bi

[hybrid salmon]

rude but true

[noble ivy]

So many of us are gonna be jammed in the bottom right...

[minor orchid]

Me fr fr

[polar glacier]

I'm... functional...sometimes...

[hybrid salmon]

i'd like to think makenzie is at least a functional lesbian

[balmy obsidian]

"I can walk"

[minor orchid]

Functional pango

[west phoenix]

hyper functional people be like "i'm so dysfunctional 🤪 " when my ass has trouble doing basic things

move out the way fakers, a real girlfailure is coming through

[willow needle]

Reverie in mentality is a distinguished lesbian. She just wants a stable, normal relationship, and likes to flirt, and doesn't really get crazy shy over women. Sadly, due to all her life experiences, other people would say she is a disaster lesbian lol.

I am a disaster lesbian cuz wwowmemnemwneneowmenb pretty

[minor orchid]

Telepathic sesbian lex

[prime terrace]

Lotus is Disaster Gay and Phoebe is Disaster no

[noble ivy]

-# more like tele-pathetic

[west phoenix]

no eleonor you can't react to this

[hybrid salmon]

yeah i'm a disaster bat

[minor orchid]

Disaster gaaay

[willow needle]

Reverie is quite good at it.

[minor orchid]

Lotus beloved

[west phoenix]

you're one of the people i'm calling out

[prime terrace]

LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME HE ISNT A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN-

[willow needle]

[noble ivy]

woah hey

[willow needle]

Hm?

[clever cloud]

"hyper functional"

[minor orchid]

I just see someone to hug and protect with my life-

[prime terrace]

breh

[hybrid salmon]

nah I'm rooting for this one

[prime terrace]

guh.,

why

[minor orchid]

WE ROOTING FOR LOTUS HERE

[minor orchid]

BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT

Pixel you cooked a lot you can't back down(?)

[prime terrace]

I burnt it at the end methinks (the thighs started as a shitpost but now i cant see him with any other leg build)

[hybrid salmon]

you have made a blorbo(tm), you must love him

[west phoenix]

do you want me to list the differences between you and i in front of everyone here?

[minor orchid]

I agree the meme got quite for a long time... But I can imagine lotus with hydraulic legs

Not exaggerated ofc

More lean

[clever cloud]

no!

[prime terrace]

I mean personally i took inspiration from the Fast Bot from Robo Recall

[west phoenix]

because you know i'm right bitch

[clever cloud]

christ

[minor orchid]

OH WITH RUNNER LEGS!!?

[prime terrace]

Lotus canonically has so much synthetic muscle fiber within his thighs that this man can jump

and run

[minor orchid]

Peak

[prime terrace]

Yup

[west phoenix]

either that or you not being functional makes me hyper ultra super not functional

[prime terrace]

Lotus is like a literal Netrunner/watchdog
he is damn good at parkor and will most likely outrun anyone in a race.

[clever cloud]

i have shit days too is all im saying and they feel common

[minor orchid]

Lucy: "I think with a few extra plates you could withstand Asphodel with ease!"

[west phoenix]

man i'm losing track of my good days

[prime terrace]

Lotus: "I-I'm already losing my life as we know it. No p-point wasting time with extra weight."

anyway

[west phoenix]

just remember if you ever feel bad about yourself think of me instead and feel better :)

[willow needle]

Can't do that meow you are cooler than me

[minor orchid]

Lucy: "Look no friend of mine is going to suffer Asphodel's climate like my community has... So come here you silly!"

[west phoenix]

says the incredible artist who can make a full animatic in 45 minutes

[prime terrace]

Naana you offered to draw Phoebe you are also very cool. cooler than me at least

[west phoenix]

shut yo ass up girl

you've done more than me in 45 minutes than i've done in 27 years

[prime terrace]

insert clip of Lotus running around like a cat as Lucy tries to get those plates on him

[balmy obsidian]

Slap me right under Disaster

Just Disaster

[minor orchid]

Lucy: "DON'T MAKE ME CALL STRIGA!" jerboa running

[prime terrace]

aw hell naw she threatening the lotus with striga

[polar glacier]

okay but just so you know that just makes you look really gay

[west phoenix]

he does like men

[balmy obsidian]

I do not like men

I lied

[prime terrace]

Just replace the entire Disaster part with Leonard's face

[minor orchid]

One way or another hehe

Jerboa is group mom

[prime terrace]

TF YOU MEAN BY THAT-

[minor orchid]

YOU ARE NOT RISKING YOUR LIFE AS LONG AS JERBLORBO IS AROUND

[prime terrace]

i mean...Lotus' life is already at risk

cuz malware

[hybrid salmon]

there is a lucy watching you

[minor orchid]

You won't risk it further*!

[prime terrace]

i'll note Lotus has basically 0 combat prowess either, lol

lotus is just a soggy cat

[upbeat hemlock]

I cannot contribute as I am the GM for my games and I don't even have any pet blorbo NPCs because it's a pre-written adventure

(The pre-written NPCs are probably better than what I would make)

[minor orchid]

Lucy knows how to pilot a mech...
Lucy doesn't know how to shoot a pistol

Our John Lancer (Polaris my beloved) looked at it and said "Look, first... You put the safety off first)

[prime terrace]

thanks to his cables Lotus IS his mech

as in he can plug himself in

[minor orchid]

... Half sized mech lotus?

[prime terrace]

and the mech becomes an extension of Lotus

[prime terrace]

More like he jacks himself into a mech's systems and basically becomes it.

like a Swallowtail or Deaths Head

[minor orchid]

Ohhhhh

I got it

But yes, Lucy is wrenchie
Never held a gun(?)

The recoil of a rifle sends her flying

[clever cloud]

I think im on the intersection of distinguished-functional and lesbian-bi

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sent-flying-cat-sent-flying-gif-3754963774673109749

[prime terrace]

mhmmm

[minor orchid]

Literally!

[balmy obsidian]

Just slap Eleonor on Every square

[tame tide]

My PFP just sits on top of Bi

[minor orchid]

Eleanor is everywhere

[west phoenix]

put me in disaster bi

but like below the chart

[prime terrace]

distant bang followed by Lucy zipping past the screen

[balmy obsidian]

I love that no one follows the assignment

[clever cloud]

every time my name gets written, there's extra vowels

[west phoenix]

eileonaur

[clever cloud]

Eleaeonor

[balmy obsidian]

About to write it in french

Elléaneaure

[west phoenix]

that kind of slaps tho

[clever cloud]

Ingenue or whatever

[minor orchid]

Jerboa travels by bullet jumping

[zinc topaz]

lnor

[clever cloud]

lnr

[west phoenix]

el

[minor orchid]

Ella

[willow needle]

hi guys i lived

[balmy obsidian]

L

[west phoenix]

ella, ey ey ey

[minor orchid]

YEEEEE

[noble ivy]

-# oh yeah, forgot to say earlier but put me right next to meow on that chart

[west phoenix]

LMAO

[minor orchid]

nOOOOOOOO

[west phoenix]

we could hold hands here

and wallow

[noble ivy]

we're doing our best down here

[willow needle]

may i be added here? /hj

[west phoenix]

well idk about you girlie but i gotta do better

[clever cloud]

I hate that there's more people outside the chart than inside

truly IGF chat

[west phoenix]

me being just a disaster isn't fitting enough

[hybrid salmon]

called out again

[zinc topaz]

where do i go

[polar glacier]

thats up to you

[minor orchid]

Where does your heart belong?

[zinc topaz]

right above meow i think

[balmy obsidian]

Hahahaha

[west phoenix]

damn i'm getting swarmed here

[willow needle]

[clever cloud]

topping you could call it

[upbeat hemlock]

I'm straight, and thus (unusually) unrepresented :p

[balmy obsidian]

"I belong on top of you"

[west phoenix]

you could, but i won't

[west phoenix]

ok but if someone said this to me i think i'd die

[zinc topaz]

maybe a little farther to the right and up a bit more

[west phoenix]

whew i'm safe

[minor orchid]

No you are not

Come here

[willow needle]

"I belong on top of you" :Foxy_OmegaLUL:

[west phoenix]

hipo you're like, 1ft tall

[clever cloud]

oh shit leo's reading the yuri handbook finally

[minor orchid]

Wha- NO I AM NOT

[balmy obsidian]

I am literally reading yuri (again) right now instead of sleeping

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/crunch-cat-luna-eat-gif-3997701764820700221

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/come-with-me-terry-jeffords-amy-santiago-melissa-fumero-brooklyn-nine-nine-gif-22999108

[minor orchid]

I am 1.75 ;;;

[west phoenix]

me when i get hipo

[balmy obsidian]

Where do you think I got that picture from

[polar glacier]

hell yeah whatcha reading?

[clever cloud]

feet

[balmy obsidian]

I already read it before but I was bored and it's good and fun and makes me happy

[willow needle]

i think thats 5'8

[minor orchid]

Meters you stinky-

[willow needle]

ah no, i got the joke now

[clever cloud]

no, im saying hipos 1' 9"

[hybrid salmon]

but now we know your jerboa height

[minor orchid]

RING MY BELL

[balmy obsidian]

Crucially both characters are adults and not high schoolers

[hybrid salmon]

get poof-ed into jerb hipa

[minor orchid]

Jerboa is 1,49

[polar glacier]

oh,, yes, good

[clever cloud]

centimeters

[minor orchid]

And 1,65 with ears

[minor orchid]

GOD DAMN

[willow needle]

tiny

[west phoenix]

miniscule

[hybrid salmon]

smol

[clever cloud]

half an inch for the americans

[zinc topaz]

-wow youre "safe" from being topped by me thats hurtful-

[polar glacier]

I can give several recs in that space but yes it's VERY MUCH the minority of yuri

[west phoenix]

listen, whore

[willow needle]

my height isnt funny in murica measurements, cuz im 1,69m 😔

[west phoenix]

funny number

[minor orchid]

Nice

[clever cloud]

1x funny number

[willow needle]

[supple carbon]

I hate how we are the same size

[twilit star]

I should make the greater Long Rim Polycule a minor faction in the campaign

[willow needle]

dw frog i wish i was shorter

like i really wish

[west phoenix]

the reason they are hostile: one of the toxic members got a bad vibe and they all decided you need to die

[supple carbon]

The only difference is nana can't carry me because im fat

[willow needle]

i was able to carry for a short distance to my partner that is almost 2 meters tall

[supple carbon]

Unlike hipo who looks like a strong breeze can make him fly (love you man)

[polar glacier]

1,79

[west phoenix]

the size of a baked bean

[supple carbon]

Damn

[willow needle]

[noble ivy]

-# if we're sharing height's then I'm about 160 cm

[minor orchid]

Smol bean

[willow needle]

aaa jealous

[cobalt zealot]

YOU'RE SO SMALL

[willow needle]

-# i wish i was 1,50 but unless i cut off my legs i cant

[noble ivy]

[west phoenix]

1,72 here

[willow needle]

hipo is taller than you,,

[west phoenix]

yeah but bro is tiny mentally

i'm built like a brick

[minor orchid]

Wha-

[west phoenix]

ok i need to get ready for my interview byyyeeee

[minor orchid]

Heyoo?

[willow needle]

i get it, he's built like a tiny gay

[polar glacier]

Good luck Meow go kick ass!

[willow needle]

im scared of that image

[minor orchid]

Armed tiny fellows

... Well Lucy can fit in a pocket(?)

[willow needle]

[minor orchid]

Reverieeee

You know what kind of formal wear are you going to have? ;)

[willow needle]

yes i do actually

i have to finish the drawing-

she's rocking a kimono.
she looks fantastic and she knows it

[cobalt zealot]

four guns won't stop my ~6 inches of height difference on you

[willow needle]

just uh- warn me whenever that session is incoming in case i didnt finish the drawing yet jsjj

[minor orchid]

In three

Fucking

Seconds

[willow needle]

LANCER RIGHT NOW!??!1!?!?

[minor orchid]

No

[willow needle]

[minor orchid]

But probs is the next session after the fight

So

Yeah

[willow needle]

wait wuh

[minor orchid]

"You are all going to break the ice~"

[willow needle]

BRUH BUT ALL OUR DOWNTIME

[minor orchid]

Jerry: "DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE DOWNTIME?!"

/jkjk but is not that far

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/nap-kids-funny-sleep-time-to-sleep-gif-4790027

im doing this to fucking jerry

[minor orchid]

Station stability clock:

[willow needle]

but my downtime 😔

[minor orchid]

Reverie is going to sleep her whole downtime snuggling Hope

[west phoenix]

nvm i got ready too soon i don't have to leave for another 15 mins lmao

[minor orchid]

Don't say you'll do downtime

[minor orchid]

Fuck-

[west phoenix]

nah its fine, i'm chillin

[willow needle]

dont attack me with true facts i wanna do more in hells gate

like reverie hasnt even met the motherfucker robot

[west phoenix]

whoa whoa you can't say that

[minor orchid]

YOU HAVE!

[west phoenix]

thats offensive!

[minor orchid]

For a short time

[willow needle]

NO SHE DIDNT

[minor orchid]

YES

FIRST FUCKING SESSION

[willow needle]

SHE WAS IN THE PROSOCOLLAR DISGUISE

DUMMIE

IDIOT

[minor orchid]

Fiiiine

You are right

[willow needle]

-# stop rushing us hipo, i will cry

[minor orchid]

I AM NOT RUSHING YA

Anyway lancer yesterday

[minor orchid]

T W E R K

[supple carbon]

My downtime :(.

[minor orchid]

Penor

[balmy obsidian]

I'm sorry I just thought this was hilarious

[willow needle]

mom the igf chat is gettin weird again

[supple carbon]

We can't break the ice man, we can't even break open about ourselves(???????)

[minor orchid]

Too late

[west phoenix]

IM SORRY IT WAS FUNNY

[minor orchid]

She is here

[willow needle]

[supple carbon]

WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ON HELL'S GATE A MONTH WE CAN'T GO AWAY PIPIPI

[minor orchid]

THATS YOU

[west phoenix]

ok now i leave for my interview for real

[minor orchid]

Time traveler

[willow needle]

ur mom is here i want more hells gate, you cant take it from me :/

[balmy obsidian]

Kick their ass

[minor orchid]

Fine

[west phoenix]

i don't think i'll get the job if i do that

[minor orchid]

I'll make my mom as an NPC

[supple carbon]

If it's a bouncer job maybe

[willow needle]

well you said she was cool, so, cool (?)

[upbeat hemlock]

My Tuesday party (the horny one) are doing chapter 3, and they're going to meet ||the blacksmith||

Grandpa goes to the two young'uns "okay, just don't flirt, this is serious"

Then they meet ||him|| and Grandpa quietly goes "okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know how hot they'd be" while the two players do puppydog eyes

[supple carbon]

WE NEED TO MAKE CONNECTIONS! YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN THAT I CHROME TOO MUCH IF WE DON'T MAKE CONNECTIONS

[willow needle]

connect some bitches

[supple carbon]

Damn

[minor orchid]

Hehehehe

Remember Evan, you have a gaming tournament

[willow needle]

the gamer

[safe glade]

So I'm in a position where I may end up running IGF for some folks, which meant deciding I needed to find or make a VTT dash for the campaign (ya know, just in case), and then the ADHD ghost that lives in my brain possessed my body for several hours and now this exists:

[minor orchid]

OH THAT ONE IS VERY COOL

[safe glade]

I may need to tone down the screen dust slightly

[supple carbon]

Well since we are going to break the ice i can't go :(.

[polar glacier]

HOLY SHIT

[willow needle]

amazing work!!!

[minor orchid]

Agree

It's outstanding!

[minor orchid]

You have time

You have all the time you want

This is your timeline

[supple carbon]

Fire

[upbeat hemlock]

I am stealing this immediately

[minor orchid]

Honestly you could leave it in GM's resources

Because it's reaaaally good

Lucky your players as well!

[supple carbon]

The timeline sucks (in a good way)

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-starwalker-original-starwalker-this-generative-ai-is-pissing-me-off-i'm-the-original-starwalker-gif-12855492238383766925

this but "this timeline is pissing me off"

[minor orchid]

Oh god

I wanna say something as hope

But I can't

[supple carbon]

Yeah you can't that's spoilers, wait until i say it in character

[supple carbon]

True (in a good way)

[minor orchid]

I'll leave it here

[willow needle]

i need to draw reverie doing the stickbug dance man

also with a ventcrab

[minor orchid]

My players do not: ||Hope: "I didn't want... I had to... If I told you what they did to the system, to my sisters... To me. I know it's not perfect, but... But I hope you'll make it right!"||