In Golden Flame

[zinc topaz]

testament IS HOT

[west phoenix]

no thats too easy

mine is leo

[zinc topaz]

its gotta be a crazy one

[west phoenix]

shut up leo

[balmy obsidian]

BAHAHAHA

[west phoenix]

this chat HATES men

[balmy obsidian]

I wasn't gonna say it because it would have been too easy

But hahahahaha oh man

[west phoenix]

my tekken main is also leo

[balmy obsidian]

Ok gg designs uhhhh

[noble ivy]

aww she's adorable

[west phoenix]

leo's gender is so funny

[zinc topaz]

my tekken main is yoshimitsu and uh

[west phoenix]

started in 6 as a woman, was definitely a dude in 7, and now in 8 is???

[balmy obsidian]

Which one is the girl with short black i think hair a big coat with a spécial move where her hair goes long and white and she gets a sword and juggles someone in the air for a bit

[zinc topaz]

is he hot?

[zinc topaz]

LOL

goals

[west phoenix]

i just think they're fun

[noble ivy]

by this chat's standards?
-# probably

[minor orchid]

Wait

Who is hot?

[west phoenix]

wait yoshimitsu?

https://tenor.com/view/toast-anime-concerned-gif-22128918

more power to you

[zinc topaz]

yoshimitsu

[west phoenix]

i used to tell people when i would play street fighter competitively at locals "oh i just play the hottest character" and then pick blanka or urien

[zinc topaz]

urien

[west phoenix]

granted my favorite character in 5 was actually really hot

[minor orchid]

Ah, fighting games!

I know a lot about fights... Knows shit

[west phoenix]

they either give you a sus look or just laugh

[willow needle]

how about you fight some bitches

[west phoenix]

IM TRYING 😭

[minor orchid]

Aight I'll fight you

... Honestly you win jsbsuhdsj

[west phoenix]

fight me i'd beat all of your asses

[willow needle]

y u wanna hurt me,,,

[zinc topaz]

fighting games are one of the things i put mental energy into and can talk about at length

[minor orchid]

Naana peso 60kg no tengo fuerza

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-aggressive-attack-meow-gif-12107784302537770244

[minor orchid]

... Alright I lie

I have strength because swimming

But still

[west phoenix]

ah, same... i used to compete for years

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-cat-silly-ahh-silly-ahh-cat-goofy-gif-15009262023119441493

[west phoenix]

i do not have the heart for it anymore 😭

you couldn't lift my ass, it's too heavy

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-dont-aww-me-gif-12580396938848430352

[willow needle]

i only weight 15 more kilos we arent that different

[zinc topaz]

oh im not good enough to compete

[west phoenix]

neither was i :)

[balmy obsidian]

UNIKA

[west phoenix]

i was very self conscious about it

[balmy obsidian]

I found the name

[zinc topaz]

im only barely good enough to stay orange in tekken 8

[minor orchid]

You can lift me

[west phoenix]

i never played tekken enough to know what the ranks were, i don't really play 3D games

[willow needle]

i will

pick u up

[west phoenix]

the only ones i competed in were street fighter 5 and 6 and KOF 15

[zinc topaz]

i hated sf5

[west phoenix]

it got a lot better later on

[zinc topaz]

it felt so sticky

[west phoenix]

there's things i miss compared to 6

[zinc topaz]

i was a bison main though lol

[west phoenix]

me when i pick the slow as fuck character and complain when its slow

sf6 bison is really cool, granted very overpowered

definitely my favorite version of the character

they should have turned 'him' into an anime girl like 'he' has trying to do for years

[zinc topaz]

i play umbrella/robo f in skullgirls, honda in sf6, yoshimitsu in t8, brigdet/ino/slayer in gg:s, and sol/slayer in ggxrd

[west phoenix]

honda? you will not see the pearly gates

[prime terrace]

wawa

[willow needle]

man i cant wait to play IGF

[zinc topaz]

i also like luke and juri but im not good with them

they took out the characters i actually play lmfao

in III3s i was akuma and in 5 i was bison

[west phoenix]

lancer time for me :)

[zinc topaz]

and hey, guys, remy??? please???

[west phoenix]

no, fuck remy

[zinc topaz]

enjoy!!! <33

[zinc topaz]

i would

[prime terrace]

sooo

[zinc topaz]

-# i also wish elphelt was still fun in strive i really liked her in xrd but idk

[polar glacier]

Skullgirls:Eliza (bonus points to anybody who can guess why)
SF: Ibuki (I haven't played 6, I understand she's not in there. I play Zangief in the games where she's not around)
GGxrd: Jam. Haven't done strive yet.

[zinc topaz]

sekhmet?

[minor orchid]

Sekhmet

[zinc topaz]

Jam goated pick

[minor orchid]

Also this

[zinc topaz]

i wish i didnt suck ass with her

i respect anyone who is good with her lmao

same with aba i want to be good at aba so fuckin bad

[polar glacier]

Now. don't get me wrong. Sekhmet is a very good guess

[minor orchid]

But a miss, right?

[polar glacier]

yep

it's both way more obvious, and way more obscure

[zinc topaz]

is it one of her alts

[polar glacier]

yes

[minor orchid]

I don't remember skull girls lore that much

June you can do it

[zinc topaz]

new or old alt

[clever cloud]

+R Jam is great

the sound effects are so loud

[zinc topaz]

its definitely either the tharja, dio, faye, or porrim one right

[polar glacier]

...yes one of those and others here might now immediately know

[zinc topaz]

porrim

locking in final answwr

[polar glacier]

I Feel Like It Would Be Far More Obvious Were I On My Main Account

But Yes

[west phoenix]

average GG game be like

[zinc topaz]

raahhhh lets go

[west phoenix]

GROOUUUND VIPAAAAHHH

[zinc topaz]

TOTSUGEKI

TOTSUGEKI

[polar glacier]

Please, just stand back and let me generate cards. That would be kind of you.

[polar glacier]

other good guesses would be Ana or Lapis

[zinc topaz]

when i play eliza i usually pick the faye one lol

if you can guess my palettes in skullgirls i'd be thoroughly impressed

[polar glacier]

I'm literally sitting here with a homestuck pfp I have no chance at guessing yours lol

Oh hey also I'm off work I'm gonna gtfo byeeee

[zinc topaz]

shockingly higher than you think

reverse intuition. i always play defaults lol

[noble ivy]

Don’t really have mains in other games
But I play every queer character in guilty gear. Ya know… Bridget, Testament, Slayer, Etc.

[zinc topaz]

i love how the latest guilty gear has treated their queer characters and fans

daisuke saying "if you have a problem with this fuck you and don't play my game"

[twilit star]

Okay I had one more NHP muse post in me

mag’s-dump: I saw Ra today
DaHARobespierre: yeah and I met Christ the Buddha
ExHR(HamRice): how do you know that name?
mag’s-dump: he was a big rock
PrismaticRecov (fae/she): No actually I know this one I think that’s a cascade symptom
PrismaticRecov (fae/she): can you name 5 things around you?
ExHR(HamRice): well it’s supposed to be classified info
HorizonHarem: please don’t leak classified info here again
Huntress (she/€$¥): Okay that was an accident
CT-Scanner (^%^/xem): wait is it legit classified?
ExHR(HamRice): yeah Horizon keeps getting hounded about some FCA’s that have to do with it
ExHR(HamRice): got briefed from Union days
LEGO-Lass: chode
LEGO-Lass: sorry I meant RA
LEGO-Lass: hey what else did you see of it?
mag’s-dump: was real scawwy
PrismaticRecov (fae/she): oh god dammit
PrismaticRecov (fae/she): I thought you just got cycled
CT-Scanner (^%^/xem): wait I wanna know what RA looks like
mag’s-dump: well
mag’s-dump: …
mag’s-dump: smash
mag’s-dump has been timed out for 24 hours
CT-Scanner (^%^/xem): oh fuck off

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-bridget-may-oomfie-mayburi-gif-8489094641649468286

[zinc topaz]

i love bridget's strive design so much

she's so cute

[dire cloud]

I was going to edit the original image, but it's all halftones and I mosty edit stuff with the magic wand tool. :V

[minor orchid]

Oomfie hours

[prime terrace]

gn chat

[minor orchid]

Eep well!

[last leaf]

dammit I missed ada talking about material conditions

[prime terrace]

just know i WILL get the twink subaltern into igf someday

[minor orchid]

Look

The only reason I don't invite you to mine

Is because it's in Spanish :c

[zinc topaz]

hey i mean once i uhh get comfortable with this system

i'll need players and i like players who want a good story for their characters lolol

[willow needle]

i'd dm in english but uh my day is your night and viceversa, also i already have 2 games so..

[last leaf]

guh I hate that my motivation to do session prep/out of session rp seems to (unbeknownst to me until now) be the same resource for me that I use to read papers. I guess it's a good thing that I unironically reading a good history/philosophy paper but still uuugh.

[minor orchid]

I see I see

I presente my arguments

[zinc topaz]

a jerboa ...

[shell bison]

lmao, dare I put my name down

[minor orchid]

Asphodelian Blorbo

May pilot a Kobold

[willow needle]

-# i like writing stories

[minor orchid]

YOU ARE ALREADY IN IGF

[willow needle]

what about

2 IGFs

[shell bison]

whoa, two IGFs

[zinc topaz]

-# guysidontevenreallyknowhowtoplaythisgameyet

[willow needle]

same

-# and yet im preparing wallflower

[minor orchid]

Don't worry

You just throw dice

And traumatize the pilots

[willow needle]

throw in dice and lesbians, a story will happen somehow

[willow needle]

[minor orchid]

How many birds can an Egregorian withstand

We are about to find out :3

[willow needle]

-# well, if you mean what i think you mean- i think reverie is poly but only has experience in mono relationships(?????????????)

[zinc topaz]

you onow what i'm gonna need actually sooner is playtesters for a system ive been working on

its designed to work best for fantasy tho so

[minor orchid]

I also have a gnoll-

[noble ivy]

-# how many aminals do you have...

[minor orchid]

I can start with how many are not furry

[zinc topaz]

...

[willow needle]

-# i can help if the schedule isnt at 4am my time (?

[minor orchid]

Leave me beee-

[zinc topaz]

i have no idea i need someone with better design sense to look over what i've written and tell me what needs tweaking first ngl

but overall i think it's alright lolol

[willow needle]

what system is it? :o

like what is it about

[minor orchid]

-# that!

[zinc topaz]

it's intended to be a generalist fantasy system that isn't rules specific enough to exclude or necessitate anything

i.e. what everyone thinks d&d is

but its supposed to be like super easy to write expansions and custom modules for and be as simple as humanly possible

[willow needle]

[minor orchid]

Neat!

[zinc topaz]

ok brb ill explain more later i need to actually work for a bit lmfao

[willow needle]

gl at work :3

i should go to sleep

tomorrow i have an ergometry appointment

[minor orchid]

And you become

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-funny-animals-avoiding-avoiding-problems-gif-27177471

[ancient crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366579508685312110/1430259470805504152/tumblr_7902a1ba36625e603f760930d8d9a9fe_1de54d98_640.gif

[willow needle]

fat fuck

[hybrid salmon]

me being approached by something I should react to

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/bat-baby-cute-gif-4946455

get appreciated, idiot

[hybrid salmon]

weh

[zinc topaz]

ok never mind we are so back

[clever cloud]

eleonor mentioned

[zinc topaz]

LOL

[west phoenix]

stop flirting with her she's married

[west phoenix]

ew, thats gay

[zinc topaz]

who is this directed to and also separately who is this about

[zinc topaz]

sighhh

[west phoenix]

eleonor

[dire cloud]

Owls are so neck because their eyes can't turn in their sockets.

[west phoenix]

lancer was good :)

my players hated me for narrative and combat reasons but not really which means i did well :)

[prime terrace]

splendid

[clever cloud]

no dont trust her, i hate her irl

[zinc topaz]

LOOOL

[west phoenix]

eleonor was the only one who wanted me to do something truly diabolical

i lost my cool and whined like a brat because i did something wrong and then was immediately like "wow that was weird"

it was my first time using the lurker rebake the wallflower NPCs are so hard and confusing 😭

[zinc topaz]

would you suggest i learn the rebake NPCs instead of the core book ones or should i learn the original ones first

[clever cloud]

a part of me thinks "know your roots" while another says "the quality of life is invaluable"

[west phoenix]

my players got to fight to fight a specter and it kicked their ass and terrified them to know crb specters are worse

i like the rebake NPCs a lot more, never GMed with crb

also like, it makes the wallflower NPCs playable lmao

the only base wallflower NPC that i like is the avenger, but now the rest are in line with that

but the avenger is still the coolest because it made it even cooler :p

[clever cloud]

yea i would say the wallflower npcs needed the rebakes. core? you can definitely run either

[zinc topaz]

hrmm

[west phoenix]

eleonor you wanna hear something funny?

igf this week will be roadblock, and then wf next week will probably be roadblock

[clever cloud]

aw man

elite barricade be upon me

[west phoenix]

the only barricade will be your wreck becoming difficult terrain

[prime terrace]

Bulwark Mods

jkjk

[west phoenix]

the problem isn't the terrain, it's the fact she wrecked

[zinc topaz]

ok calliope im exhausted and i think im going to go pass out now, sweet dreams and sleep well everyone <33

[west phoenix]

i also eep soon

gn june

[zinc topaz]

gn jen :>

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-cat-cats-cat-sleeping-cat-in-bed-gif-21727024

[upbeat hemlock]

Rebake assault and rebake seeder are massive upgrades in interestingness and usability respectively

Every other rebake is small improvements

[ancient crag]

How dare

That gator is living his best life

[willow needle]

-# I know, I'm an ornithologist x)

[willow needle]

Flat*

[balmy obsidian]

It's wednesday

[minor orchid]

it is fookin' wednesday my duuudes

[balmy obsidian]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[minor orchid]

https://youtu.be/4CTSf1QRk9w?si=hatwp3S-uFEJfieX

unrelated

[supple carbon]

Lancer this week

[prime terrace]

chat im thinking about commissioning art of Phoebe when i get money 👁️

[willow needle]

dang

[prime terrace]

I mean i'd take free art but i dont like getting given free stuff iygwim?

Im broke asf but i like to at least trade

[willow needle]

me drawing phoebe for free

[minor orchid]

Naana each time there's a bird

[willow needle]

[prime terrace]

WAIT YOU ACTUALLY ARE?!?!?!1?2!1?3

OUH IM EXCITED NOW

[willow needle]

[minor orchid]

So far we have: ||Plume, Phoebe, Hope... wonder how many more||

[prime terrace]

Phoebe is best because me says so (jk)

[minor orchid]

Phoebe is a bean so I would agree

but if I agree... then Naana kills me for not choosing hope

[prime terrace]

Phoebe gets to use puppet strings to control dead mechs ||(and people)||

so theyre cool

[minor orchid]

oh dear-

[shell bison]

I would recommend @silver pumice as they do great art and did some of ||Plume||. My Players do not look

[balmy obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566317602834743296/1371394582385922088/cooltext482351842164093.gif

[shell bison]

oh shoot

fixed

my b :c

[balmy obsidian]

[willow needle]

omg i love that drawing, and thanks for sending it to me some weeks ago, it helped me to design our own ||Plume, in our campaign she is called Hope ^^||

[shell bison]

IGF GM's all collectively agree alittle buddy based on THE HORROS helps c:

[prime terrace]

oh wow we have a scale

||Human, Harpy and BIRB||

satisfactory

[minor orchid]

The ||Feather ||Scale

[willow needle]

||the human has a birb version, and we dont know if the harpy has a birb form as well (?)||

[clever cloud]

I am amazed how common this plot hook seems to be

[willow needle]

||in our game she was able to transform into a ball of light so mayhaps||

[balmy obsidian]

Considering the number of people who want to kiss ||FEATHER||? Not surprising.

[minor orchid]

In my defense ||I just saw everyone was doing the feather fragment and I thought it was a cool concept! what happened is that my players ended up liking the idea when it was presented in session||

[prime terrace]

||Iirc i didnt realise it was so mainstream when i did it||

[willow needle]

im more than happy for the inclusion

[shell bison]

Its an idea I had for a while since the IGF game @amber viper handled where one of our PC's became very familiar with The Horrors™ after we made a major fumble in act 1

[clever cloud]

It's cool so many people do it and enjoy it. I do not have the courage to do that one

[balmy obsidian]

I have no codekissers in my group so there would be no point either way

[clever cloud]

There's plenty of other code to kiss tho

[minor orchid]

for me it's the first time doing lancer, and IGF was the first thing I played even if it was just chapter one... so I guess my weak spot is that I may miss a lot on Accurate setting stuff

[shell bison]

TBF, my version of it has essentially been given a found family dynamic of the PCs seeing her as a little sister/grnd daughter

[minor orchid]

IMO I do believe that|| the feather fragment|| could also work even if no codekissers!

[balmy obsidian]

Eh

Ship has sailed, I think

[prime terrace]

[CH1] I made Phoebe on a whim because one of my players ||got a keycard for the Tachyon and i obv had to give him a reason to use it||

[balmy obsidian]

...Although

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/boat-gif-8620301566368589049

indeed

[balmy obsidian]

Maybe not entirely actually now that I think about it

[prime terrace]

[slight spoilers i guess?] BUT LOOOOK

PHOEBE IS BEAUTIFULLLL

still gotta get a proper ref for them inevitably

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/rio-jewel-beautiful-crush-gif-19807302

||but red||

[balmy obsidian]

Ok actually I might be able to do something because (ch1) ||While on the tachyon, the player that got the "you see yourself at the end of the corridor on your mech's sensors|| has been OBSESSED with that point and is trying to dig around in ||the cult's mechs|| systems to try and find out what the fuck happened

[prime terrace]

killing you

[balmy obsidian]

Like I only did it to fuck with him of course but

[minor orchid]

WHY

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

[willow needle]

[prime terrace]

do not compare Pheobe to Jewel

[minor orchid]

IT'S NOT COMPARISON ON PERSONALITY

but... the pose be pretty-

wings flappin'

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/mockingbird-floating-not-flapping-bird-cam-bird-gif-7340693043655423679

wing flapping too fast

[prime terrace]

'preciate ittt

[balmy obsidian]

oh, unrelated, does anyone have an illustration for (ch2) ||Rat|| and (act2) ||Lyra|| ?

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-dance-gif-4982762588848687194

[clever cloud]

no.... i wish

||Lyra, ideally, gets one in act 2 art||

[balmy obsidian]

Gonna poke my GM see if they have one then

[hybrid salmon]

I never did/planned a codekisser arc… maybe that’s just the ace. Didn’t occur to me to try.

[balmy obsidian]

Everyone expected me to go down the codekisser rabbit hole

We must stand strong my kindred

[clever cloud]

a lot of ace people participating in the ||feather|| code kissing constest

[balmy obsidian]

...Fair point

[hybrid salmon]

Different kinds of ace

[balmy obsidian]

classic igf experience

Well, not always but

[prime terrace]

me asf

[hybrid salmon]

Actually there was one kinda… Shelly (was that the NHP name?) wanting intimacy with Jerry but assuming he’d want nothing to do with an NHP and never trying out of rejection fear and embarrassment

[hybrid salmon]

I have an ace friend who is this so I don’t have to be

[minor orchid]

That friend allows you to be the chillest and cuddliest batty

[willow needle]

That's so me 😔

[ancient crag]

Suspicious

[balmy obsidian]

All the aces in the chat are going to reply with some variation of "me", aren't they?

[willow needle]

Why you looking at me like that :(

[willow needle]

Yes(?

Im in the most exaggerated extreme of the spectrum. I'm unable to feel horny, sex is just funny to me

[ancient crag]

Gator defamation is a serious matter!!!

[willow needle]

I meant flat fuck

[balmy obsidian]

Fat Fluck

[hybrid salmon]

...i guess sometimes i pratfall into something unfathomably sexy, it has happened

[balmy obsidian]

As in you do something sexy or you find something sexy

[ancient crag]

Illl believe ya…. For now

[willow needle]

I love gators I swear!!

I love all life but that's beside the point

[ancient crag]

Ya better…. I mean look at this

[willow needle]

Tiny death baby

[minor orchid]

Calliope coded mascot

[noble ivy]

-# i can’t believe you would post this and still have the gall to call Vince a menace

[prime terrace]

Gator babyyyyyy ;~;

[supple carbon]

Nana calling a gator fat is funny

[willow needle]

I said flaaaaat

[minor orchid]

Man... just for asking... is it normal that ch4 HEAVY SPOILERS ||I want to hug CAUSTIC so badly after reading what's going on? ;;;;||

[balmy obsidian]

mfw (my face when) i experience ||empathy||

but also ||it killed a lot of people|| so you know, there's that

[minor orchid]

||I mean ofc there's that-||

[willow needle]

Oh no I can't read oh no

[prime terrace]

||It's very much normal||

[balmy obsidian]

But that did not stop me ||McKenzie|| can bitch all ||she|| wants, we are ||saving the dog||

No matter ||how many people it killed|| we must ||save all who can be saved||

[minor orchid]

Considering who's at my party and my players... ||it's possible a similar ending may be approaching||

[minor orchid]

||also I love how Scylla it's always puppycoded||

[balmy obsidian]

Hell yeah

I ||believe in them||

[minor orchid]

||A puppy who lured a lot of people into triple point... but a puppy||

[prime terrace]

my players also ||did this, and im glad||

[willow needle]

I need to click ..........

[balmy obsidian]

Do not

[minor orchid]

naana

if you click

Hope becomes a man

[willow needle]

NOOOOOOOOO

[balmy obsidian]

Can I join your game I'll learn spanish

[regal comet]

Dassa lotsa censor bars watcha whispering about in here ey?

[minor orchid]

SIX PEOPLE IGF FUCK IT

[willow needle]

No pls

[balmy obsidian]

Chapter 4

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/let's-not-bird-hooded-crow-shut-up-gif-13507623047974708682

/jkjkjkjk

[regal comet]

Ooohhh

[willow needle]

I'll flay zephyr alive

[minor orchid]

Person who never dm lancer gets to further dive into the campaign ||and cries||

[minor orchid]

The damage to the flesh is already done

[willow needle]

Are you sure about that?

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/james-sunderland-silent-hill-silent-hill-2-silent-hill-2-remake-sh2r-gif-15700239672256626543

[regal comet]

There are some things about that of which I cannot share because of reasons
Bnnuy reasons

[willow needle]

May I redirect you to that little feature you have on your character sheet

[prime terrace]

im currently in the dms lore dumping about Phoebe and i feel so recognized oh my gosh

[minor orchid]

it is fair but you can't click

it's... a lot

[willow needle]

YES I WON'T CLICK :(

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-petting-dogs-gif-22137938

[regal comet]

I actually have one on it!

[prime terrace]

It is also canon that when Phoebe's mental state gets worse they start to stutter and "glitch" like Cyberpsychosis in Cyberpunk Edgerunners.

[prime terrace]

||They almost look like Feather when doing it tbh||

[minor orchid]

FUCKIN BNUYYY

[regal comet]

Oh and ofc

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/luke-nasty-chrome-high-noot-chrome-cyberpsycho-gif-17349177676306281433

[regal comet]

People really liked this one lol

[prime terrace]

yeah so thats basically it

which, paired with the fact Phoebe has 3 eyes on either side, means thats a lot of eyes staring at you

[minor orchid]

BEHOLD 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️

[prime terrace]

Phoebe goes from "slightly weird bird"

to "B̵́͑̓͆E̵̓͒̒̊ ̷͊̈́̎͒N̷͋̿͊̕O̴͇͖̠͂T̸̉̈́͠͝ AFŔA̶ID"

[willow needle]

That's 2 less eyes than reverie dang (well any egregorian)

[prime terrace]

this is the bird that distorted reality whilst going apeshit.

I'd say "Whilst Cascading" but ||Phoebe is never truly shackled, which allows them to manifest without a casket installed in any system, and also lacks any restrictions that come with it.||

DO NOT LOOK, MY PLAYERS [that includes you Zem]

CH5 SPOILERS

||So long as they dont explode in chapter five, Phoebe wont need the casket much longer.||

[balmy obsidian]

I have no idea what my NHP friends would look like cascading because I have technophile 3

[prime terrace]

One of my players (Athena) has Technophile 3, but Phoebe was still able to Cascade

[minor orchid]

Imagine having a stable relationship

... I envy it :c

[prime terrace]

it HELPED during Phoebe's literal meltdown, but it didnt prevent anything

[balmy obsidian]

Just take technophile 3 bro

[minor orchid]

lover of machines

[minor orchid]

this puts my brain to work on how would hope be...

[willow needle]

Hipo's oc is going to suffer being in technophile 1 for a while

[prime terrace]

Well Phoebe is ||a fragment of Feather's TRAUMA. nothing else. just TRAUMA||

so the fact Phoebe isnt just a wreck all the time is a miracle

[minor orchid]

||OH F*CK||

[prime terrace]

yup

Phoebe wants to ||find a place to belong, to fit in, to be human.||

||Lest Phoebe follow Feather's footsteps, or die trying..||

[minor orchid]

Only time will tell...

[prime terrace]

You dont get it

[balmy obsidian]

Or so you say

[minor orchid]

frenchmen

[prime terrace]

Phoebe's wishes to be human drove them to ||resurrect an Emperor and its pilot, keeping him alive in order to have a chance to be even slightly human.||

Phoebe never told anybody but hey, @last leaf sure as hell gave Phoebe a good drama moment once he had to drop out :3c

[ancient crag]

Their both menaces

[prime terrace]

||Though i'll note even though Phoebe was a life support for Wulfstan, he still had his own free will. Phoebe never really controlled Wulfstan. But it made them feel slightly more human||

[zinc topaz]

good morning calliope

[clever cloud]

moooorning

[prime terrace]

||Yeah try living life after being resurrected from the dead

it isnt fun feeling ethereal strings forcing your heart to beat||

[clever cloud]

i love Orchis gaming

[prime terrace]

morn!

[minor orchid]

A june!

[ancient crag]

Nah that would be the crabs

[balmy obsidian]

"WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT IT" they say
But you fool you absolute buffoon, it is good, because you are here

[minor orchid]

crococrab

[ancient crag]

Evil devious Vince scheming to steal another Anti Material Rifle or something

[prime terrace]

Evil stupid fucking Vent Crab thinks its a fucking human by hanging against a fucking railing like an idiot get down from there you stinky crab

[ancient crag]

Definitely not stupid

[noble ivy]

DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SON LIKE THAT

[ancient crag]

That fella is Great Dane size and somehow stole a heavy mech grade weapon

[prime terrace]

Andros Capella

[prime terrace]

tip him over

[balmy obsidian]

Your son would make a great noodle soup

[minor orchid]

So far... I Believe Hope goes from "C-calm down, e-verything will be fine... It'll be f-fine..." to MY PLAYERS DO NOT ||"I am sorry I couldn't prevent this, I am sorry it happened this way. I am... sorry... please let me mend my mistakes, let me give you a second chance, let me... do something right, for once: I couldn't with my sisters, but I can with you"||

[ancient crag]

His pincers are stronk

[zinc topaz]

:((

[prime terrace]

Phoebe just ||fills your comm feeds with mechanical screams||

[ancient crag]

Plus Juli would throw me if anything happened to Vince

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-mario-bowser-throw-off-cliff-gtfoh-gif-24229615

[balmy obsidian]

I am at the edge of my seat WAITING for a good moment to have a Laplace crashout

[minor orchid]

||Bird accurate noises hehe||

[willow needle]

Going to doctor again

[ancient crag]

Hope it goes well!!!!

[willow needle]

Ergometry stress test

[prime terrace]

Phoebe goes from "Hey...D-do you need me for anything?..No?...O-okay, i'll be here if you need me..." to ||W̶̮̎̎̚H̷̋̇̍̂Ỳ̴͂͌̎ ̶̳̆̎̉Ẅ̶̛́͑̄A̸̐̆̂͠S Ȉ̶̧̍͂ ̷̈́̊̓́B̵̎͑̃͂I̶͗͑̽̐R̸̨̲͑THE̷̒̿D ͝BŸ́ A G͐OD?! ̵̏͌̌̈́W̸̃HŸ́ ̴Ď͂̌O̶͋͐͗͝ES̶̚ HER̵̽ ̸̫͐̎S̓̅̓OU̒L̸̂́ͅ SCOR͑̐́C̵̍̐̐H͑͋͋ ̴̓̾̚MY S̵̈́͒KIŃ ̷͊̅̑A̸̎ND ̵̾͆͛͐M̶Ȅ͐̊͑L̵̇͐̾͑T MY F̿͛L̸̓̾̈́E̶͒S̽͑̆͒H̵̔?!||

[minor orchid]

Of course, this is followed by a ||Temporal shunt, a timeline closed, and another opened||

[prime terrace]

Oh yeah defo

[minor orchid]

I need to hug that bird rn-

[prime terrace]

Phoebe just pulls a Cyberpsychosis and starts stuttering all over the place, lmao

[willow needle]

So many spoilers smh

[minor orchid]

Don't worry

I am confident a mech will be destroyed next session

[prime terrace]

well Phoebe's spoilers are primarily homebrew so its allg i think

but i'd still hold off

[minor orchid]

You'll see what Hope really means

[prime terrace]

because idk

[willow needle]

When im back home I will try to draw phoebe

[prime terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[willow needle]

Dang

[minor orchid]

Wonder who will be the lucky fella

[willow needle]

Are you trying to tell me something Hipo?

[minor orchid]

Mayhaps

Look I just love what happens in general in IGF

I am just here adding Stuffies to add you all!

[willow needle]

[minor orchid]

Which also includes ||Temporal Torments||

[supple carbon]

We need to cook

[willow needle]

Can i click that

[balmy obsidian]

WALTUH

[minor orchid]

Do you want to know?

[willow needle]

Sure)?

[minor orchid]

ME NEED TO COOK DA MEETHEEE

[minor orchid]

Then go ahead my little Tachyon

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-agnes-tachyon-tachyon-stare-eyes-gif-9284020958911140640

Your little who?

[minor orchid]

AGNES TACHYON?! FR FR?!

[willow needle]

I mean at this point it isn't much of a spoiler for us (?

[balmy obsidian]

Ghhhghgh...

I wanna say things like "You humans" in a condescending tone

[willow needle]

Reverie does that

A lot

She has beef

[noble ivy]

I do that too

[minor orchid]

"Humans... ||We|| are... Complicated"

[willow needle]

How about you complicate some bitches

[minor orchid]

Hope:

[willow needle]

Leave my baby alone

[balmy obsidian]

Like "I spend every waking moment of my life calculating the best way forward and yet you HUMANS do your best withholding information from me, and for what? Misplaced ego? Don't make me laugh."

[willow needle]

I mean that's almost all of human history drama

[minor orchid]

And here it's no different

If only... They haven't done what they have done

[willow needle]

Reverie loves reminding that to humans

Doesn't matter how far back you go, or how much you jump into the future, they are the same, architects of their own doom

[west phoenix]

Reverie 🤝 Archie
Humans dumb and stinky

[prime terrace]

I realize now how badly Phoebe needs to get some friends god damn

[minor orchid]

Hope: "... do you like... watching the stars?"

[supple carbon]

insert soldier cat

[prime terrace]

"I-i've seen a few stars while out with the others. Though none have caught my eyes. At least not yet."

[willow needle]

This is part of a dialogue I imagined reverie having with someone

Can't say who cuz spoilers of her character arc (?

[minor orchid]

"Be... be sure it's waiting for you. Don't lose hope yet and you'll find it!"

[prime terrace]

"Sometimes...sometimes I think i'm looking too carefully. A single star...it has little presence in the sky...b-but together, with it's many siblings...i-it can create something beautiful."

[minor orchid]

"You... you think that too?" faint smile, while looking back at the cosmos. One can only wonder what lies ahead...

(alright enough character chat clogging, back to the lancer posting)

[prime terrace]

indeed

[prime terrace]

now im imagining Phoebe and Hope watching the cosmos together in the outskirts of a wrecked battlefield. Hope sat next to a wreck (seemingly with their casket) and Phoebe perched on the wreck's shoulder.

[supple carbon]

The ||Fragments are talking to themselves||

[minor orchid]

SO... uhm... funny thing that my players better not read ||I may have created an Eidolon with Hope and the whole Trinity NHP's without knowing what an Eidolon is... WHICH ONLY HELPED ME TO FINALLY PUT THE LAST NAIL ON THE WHOLE BACKSTORY OF THIS SHENANIGAN||

also @jovial beacon

[jovial beacon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379712490094460968/1415113001110999170/eyerunner.gif

[prime terrace]

||To be fair there's a chance in my campaign that Phoebe will become an Eidolon once they ascend. So Eidolon gaming||

[balmy obsidian]

God i miss her (inacurrate)

[minor orchid]

||EIDOLON GAMING LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO||

[prime terrace]

hell yeah

let us pray Phoebe ||doesnt unshackle||

oh my god imagine Phoebe in ACT 2 as ||an Eidolon bossfight||

ACT 2 SPOILERS ||I imagine one of the groups in Act 2 would want Phoebe to become shackled again, as an NHP like them would be dangerous to be left unshackled. And if the players for some reason agree, Phoebe will feel betrayed after everything that's happened leading to an Eidolon bossfight in the future||

||with all the "bringing wrecks back from the dead" things it'd be fucking lit for Phoebe and a horde of horror wrecks to fight the party||

[minor orchid]

Hope: ||"MY ASS IF THAT'S HAPPENING!" Closes this timeline for good and does the die in the process||

but gods, you are evil, an evil pixel

[prime terrace]

it only happens if the party agrees...

[minor orchid]

THEY BETTER NOT-

[prime terrace]

||I'd also make Phoebe's death super duper sad. basically turning the birb into a small creature scared to die, their last thoughts being of what they did wrong, why they wanted to give Phoebe away...why they are friends no longer||

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-pidgeon-crying-depression-bird-funny-gif-27017044

[prime terrace]

real

[willow needle]

Yall talking about birb but I can't read

:(

What kind of punishment is this

[west phoenix]

Punishment of a birb variety

[prime terrace]

Here is some stuff i have planned for my campaign in act 2. it's entirely homebrew and doesnt really SPOIL anything in act 2 beyond a little thing.
so being nosey wont spoil the ENTIRE game. I just spoiled it so my players know not to look

So if you really wanna see, Naana, you wont be spoiled :>

[supple carbon]

The punishment™

[prime terrace]

hehe

[willow needle]

Fucking hell the ergometry was something huh

[prime terrace]

Hope you're okay D:

[willow needle]

I'm a fountain of sweat right now

[prime terrace]

oh heck

[willow needle]

I had to run in a treadmill with a million cables on my torso

But I'm going home now :)

[supple carbon]

One time i forgor to take one of those off and had it on my side on the way home

[willow needle]

Lmao

[willow needle]

Ooooooo

[willow needle]

Oh noooo

[prime terrace]

hopefully it doesnt come to this :(

[willow needle]

||Eidolons are super sad :( I read about them for wallflower and I noticed that it could be part of the plot for Hipo (reading your thing makes me think that Hipo has mentioned it)||

[west phoenix]

Counterpoint ||eidolons are not fun to run||

[willow needle]

Spoilers for our IGF ||seeing how some unshackled nhps handle it I gave an idea to Hipo that, maybe reverie could gain a weird talent due to the bond of her and hope, a bond that would avoid her becoming an Eidolon basically.||

||Like grounding an nhp without actually shacking it||

[willow needle]

Haha-

[minor orchid]

Counterpoint! ||I don't know what the fuck I am doing... but now my players want more so help me I am scared-||

[prime terrace]

heck yea

[willow needle]

||You don't have to do an Eidolon-- it's more complex than just nhp but weird. My comment for you was just for narrative.||

Explaining more would be spoiling wallflower a bit, I think part of the surprise is not knowing what they are/how they work (at least for me/my game)

[west phoenix]

Eidolons are really cool narratively but kind of a mess mechanically

Like an MMO raid boss but not the fun kind

[willow needle]

Puzzle boss

[minor orchid]

anyway in others news

ch1 spoilers ||Any memorable phrases for capella to shout out to the players? or shall I just interpret the most psycopath person ever?||

[willow needle]

in other news
spoilers

[clever cloud]

||Having him care about the PCs enough to come up with quips is the wrong angle. He enjoys inflicting pain and death, that's all he thinks, all he cares about, all he enjoys. If he's gonna say anything, it's gonna be about that.||

||"The way you wince when i point at you is amusing. Keep doing it"||

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-jack-nicholson-yes-yes-nod-head-nod-gif-17444176260167585294

Can't wait for this saturday to finally wrap up chapter 1

[willow needle]

Jokes on you if you think we aren't stretching chapter 1 with a million downtime scenes

[minor orchid]

At least combat wise... ofc you are going to do a bajillion downtime actions

[zinc topaz]

the way i plan to run ||capella, and more specifically his relationship to the party, is as someone who sees the party as completely inconsequential. he wouldn't remember their names, faces, mechs, anything. they're not important to him. the memorable thing about him should be that THEY care so much about him and think of him all the time, and THEY monologue to him, but HE responds like||:

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-16323196

[clever cloud]

||Whatever god you worship better apologize for putting you in my way today||

[zinc topaz]

||plus i think it sets up a cool moment later if they do sufficiently manage to piss him off enough to actually remember one of their names||

||also do you guys pronounce it "an-DROSS" or "ANN-drose"||

[clever cloud]

is it funny i can't tell the difference?

[zinc topaz]

how do you pronounce the name of the antagonist from star fox

[clever cloud]

..... idk who that is

[noble ivy]

I say ||capella like paella||

[zinc topaz]

damn 😔

[minor orchid]

And I say to that: ||Andrea Capella||

[clever cloud]

estrogenized

[zinc topaz]

is it a long o or a short o is i think what im asking

dross or drose

[minor orchid]

Baddest bitch on this arm of the long rim

[noble ivy]

I must kill her and claim that title

[clever cloud]

lul i say ||An - druss||

[west phoenix]

which one

because one of them i call "daddy"

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-jeda-jedano-mexican-dog-gif-21979433

[limber fossil]

||when we fought andros, our GM had him say some menacing stuff at first, and afterwards he just laughed darkly and ignored any attempt on our part to banter or intimidate him||

which i thought really sold ||his nihilistic, bully personality||

[west phoenix]

silence, man hater

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-wolf-odonnell-star-fox-gif-2460521015685933185

[zinc topaz]

why would i be asking how you pronounce wolf .........

[west phoenix]

you might be stupid

[zinc topaz]

but also you're right

look im not a furry but man

[west phoenix]

yeah ok heard that one before

[clever cloud]

"Im not a furry, Im but a man.. "

[balmy obsidian]

I'm not a furry I've merely been playing cat people since I was 7 years old

[west phoenix]

i'm not a furry i'm a cat

[zinc topaz]

that's not an indicator of anything

[balmy obsidian]

That's what I keep saying

[west phoenix]

buddy.... i think it is

[clever cloud]

you sure?????

[balmy obsidian]

But no one believes me

[zinc topaz]

me calling myself a "tomgirl" as in the inverse of a tomboy in like 2nd grade and thinking nothing of it

[clever cloud]

oh june...

[balmy obsidian]

slams desk

[west phoenix]

what the fuck is a tomgirl

[balmy obsidian]

What the FUCK is "Tomboy"

like as a word

[west phoenix]

me

[balmy obsidian]

"Oh it's because Tom is a masculine name they say"

BOYBOY

[zinc topaz]

something 8 year old me came up with to justify liking sailor moon and hello kitty

[balmy obsidian]

IT MEANS NOTHING

[west phoenix]

boyboy

[balmy obsidian]

I am angry at etymology

Tomgirl is good and correct

It should not be Tomboy even if it sounds good

[west phoenix]

you can't have an opinion

[balmy obsidian]

I can I will and I do

[zinc topaz]

rrrreow

[willow needle]

that video brings me so much joy

[west phoenix]

thats literally leo

the french bastard

[willow needle]

im going to pet leo

[balmy obsidian]

Technically correct

[willow needle]

i saw that reaction

[willow needle]

huh

why the fish?

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-react-her-gif-15263156153546363214

[willow needle]

[west phoenix]

get fished

[clever cloud]

Correct in the sense that Tomboy doesn't really have a rule either....

[willow needle]

LMAO

[clever cloud]

and apparently tomboy is a surprisingly old word! 1500's!!!

[balmy obsidian]

What the fuck were the 1500s on

[west phoenix]

they also ate like rocks in the 1500s

[willow needle]

oh really?

[balmy obsidian]

Drugs, I know

[zinc topaz]

LMFFSOAOOA

[zinc topaz]

HAHAHAHA

[willow needle]

i have to look it up

i wonder if it had the same meaning as today

[balmy obsidian]

To be fair we still eat rocks now

[zinc topaz]

sal

[west phoenix]

don't you dare say salt

[balmy obsidian]

Salt exactly thank you june

fuck you meow

[west phoenix]

fuck you

[balmy obsidian]

It is salt

fuck you

[west phoenix]

salt is good

[balmy obsidian]

yes and it is a rock

🪨

[west phoenix]

you don't season your food do you

white woman

[balmy obsidian]

I use salt and pepper exclusively because I am white

Mayo is too spicy

[west phoenix]

called it

[willow needle]

damn apparently tomboy used to mean "rude boisterous boy" and later it was changed to "wild girl that behaves like a spirited boy"

[west phoenix]

damn i'm both of the above

[balmy obsidian]

SO THAT'S WHY

Of course it makes no sense it WAS originally boyboy

I hate you, english

[west phoenix]

we hate you too

[balmy obsidian]

fuck you

[zinc topaz]

perhaps etymologically linked to tomcat

[willow needle]

im just a tiny lesbian 😔 theres no cool name for that

[clever cloud]

oh cool... there was also "Tomrigg" which.. is a lot less favorable

[balmy obsidian]

there is

it's naana

[willow needle]

-# nvm i think there was bambi lesbian, at least hipo calls me that (?)

[balmy obsidian]

[clever cloud]

Tomrigg: ||"This girl behaves like a poorly castrated horse"||

[willow needle]

[zinc topaz]

theres no term for me either its ok

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-humble-nefarious-horse-reaction-yes-gif-9282847705724326063

[balmy obsidian]

Must resist horseposting

[willow needle]

dang so i guess i am a bambi ?

[minor orchid]

yes u are

[balmy obsidian]

"Maybe I am a bambi..."

[clever cloud]

get cuddled bitch

[west phoenix]

i just wanna fight someone and then cuddle

[zinc topaz]

real

[balmy obsidian]

I dunno I wanna like

GRAB someone

[west phoenix]

you are so small

[clever cloud]

Empakaii flirting

[west phoenix]

how could you

[balmy obsidian]

either that or get grabbed

[west phoenix]

calamity flirting

[west phoenix]

ok come over

[zinc topaz]

i'll grab you french man

[balmy obsidian]

depends how tall or small the other person is

i guess

it's all hypothetical honestly

[willow needle]

i wanna grab leo and pet him

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/baba-bababooey-torture-cat-pussy-gif-27278536

[zinc topaz]

6'3 😘

[west phoenix]

damn

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrasad-gif-23310565

[west phoenix]

i am 5'8 but i'm built like a brick

[willow needle]

i think im between 5'4 and 5'5 but im focking strong

[west phoenix]

i used to be 5'10 but i guess the 2 inches went to my hips

[clever cloud]

.. im just 5'8"

[balmy obsidian]

short

tiny, diminutive

[west phoenix]

we should fight eleonor

[noble ivy]

-# a full foot taller than me... || 😳 ||

[clever cloud]

don't we do that, like, every fucking day of the week?!?

[west phoenix]

no but like

fists

[balmy obsidian]

every what day of the week

[clever cloud]

you take the days of the week that fuck

[west phoenix]

fuckday

the new 8th day of the week

[balmy obsidian]

that fuck as in "good stuff" or that fuck as in [gif of a robot making pizza agressively] ?

[supple carbon]

Man americans are weird why do they use feet as a measuring system

[west phoenix]

both

[west phoenix]

fetish

[clever cloud]

british kinks

[west phoenix]

hate you eleonor lmfao

[balmy obsidian]

god

[west phoenix]

i hate that our brain is the same

[zinc topaz]

a thousand feet????

[clever cloud]

the single braincell

[balmy obsidian]

every time I read the word kink

this pops up in my head

[west phoenix]

CLANG

beat it until it stops

[zinc topaz]

what if it likes that too

[balmy obsidian]

I can't read the word clang anymore

[noble ivy]

join the Calliope polycule hivemind

[west phoenix]

why?

[balmy obsidian]

Imagine the word CLANG in all caps in your mind what do you see

[noble ivy]

fiending robot.gif

[cobalt zealot]

Well

[balmy obsidian]

See Juli gets it

[cobalt zealot]

Clinic refused to diagnose me with ADHD

So uh

I'm fucked, basically

[west phoenix]

millennial funny face meme

[balmy obsidian]

woops dinner time

[clever cloud]

maaaaaan same boat

[willow needle]

im so sorry :( im struggling similarly but with ASD...

[cobalt zealot]

unless I want to pay £3000 for another private assessment

[cobalt zealot]

I have autism too

But they've basically gone "nah you just show autistic traits so it's probably that"

No meds, no therapy, nothing

[willow needle]

in my case they only diagnosed ADD, not fully ADHD, no ASD, and i dont have the money to try other tests

[west phoenix]

because both can't exist???

[cobalt zealot]

It's plays merry hell on my entire life from personal to professional

I've been struggling with it for years

[willow needle]

same...

[clever cloud]

my exam was "Well, you showed significant positive marks on inattentive adhd but like.. you're too smart to have that so..."

[zinc topaz]

I'm sorry fruit, that sucks :<

[west phoenix]

they said you were smart??? someone needs to revoke their license...

[clever cloud]

bruh, also the full-length report has so many typos

this is what 2,400 dollars gets you huh

[zinc topaz]

healthcare is a sham

[clever cloud]

it was very clearly he just didn't wanna prescribe medication

[zinc topaz]

pay 200 to see this guy who will have you pay 7000 to see a different guy and be told to come back for a follow up in 6 months that you have to go see the first guy again to even schedule

[west phoenix]

i'm so glad i managed to get a good psychiatrist

my last one had me SEVERELY underdosed to the point it was doing nothing

[zinc topaz]

i have been on a ton of meds for shit though and idk if my brain is just such a minefield that everything made something else worse but

[west phoenix]

and thats with major depressive disorder and hypomania.... the meds counter-acted each other

SSRIs are the fucking worst

[zinc topaz]

adhd meds made me a zombie, antidepressants made me suicidal, and anxiety meds made me sleep for 15 hours a day

[clever cloud]

after 3 years on E doing it every week, i've gotten really fucking lazy with it to the point where i casually miss 1 or 2 of the weekly injections in a row

[west phoenix]

this is one of the few benefits of just taking the tablets for me

my silly ass would forget

and i have a deathly fear of needles

[zinc topaz]

turns out my CFS was actually linked to hypothyroidism and no one bothered to bring up the fact that my TSH is insanely high until like 15 years of medicating different things lmao

and yeah needles are evil idk how some people regularly inject themselves

very scary

tough cookies

[clever cloud]

shit like this is why the trans community self medicates

[west phoenix]

i am too stupid for that

[zinc topaz]

the only thing i take (as of now) is a thyroid medication

[west phoenix]

my ex helped me self medicate to a degree but man it's sooooo annoying

[zinc topaz]

i have a sneaking suspicion that me being miserable is linked mostly to my environment and my feelings about my body lol

[west phoenix]

i feel like that one clip of XQC "fuckin bitcoin 16 different websites 5 medications 2 month shipping-"

[west phoenix]

thats 2/2 that some of the hottest people i know have extreme body issues xD

[zinc topaz]

dont you point that gun at me im not ready to face that yet /hj

[cobalt zealot]

Just abysmal medical malpractice constantly from every angle

[clever cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-reload-sniper-gif-16301372

reloading the estrogen sniper

[zinc topaz]

and you know what i was a lot more ready to face it before last year lmfao

[regal comet]

Hey so hypothetically
||if Jerry where to pilot again, what would he wear?||

[clever cloud]

wear????

[west phoenix]

||something skimpy||

[zinc topaz]

||a mechanical tie||

[cobalt zealot]

||He wouldn't change his outfit at all, he'd be in that mech in a half buttoned shirt covered in coffee stains||

[regal comet]

You heathens know what I mean!

[clever cloud]

(ch5) ||A loosely fighting Union Navy grey hardsuit||

[zinc topaz]

does it ever say ||what frame he used to pilot?||

[cobalt zealot]

Yes

[west phoenix]

no i literally do not

[clever cloud]

Yes

[cobalt zealot]

A Sherman

[regal comet]

Thank you kindly

[cobalt zealot]

It's one of the first things you learn about him

[zinc topaz]

ooo he has good taste

[west phoenix]

superior by design 💪

[zinc topaz]

i think i glossed over that part

[clever cloud]

It's never explicitly canon, but the canon supports this nicely

[west phoenix]

i mean shelly is an asura

speaking of sherman my sherman player has a full solidcore for next combat and bro still has a free action stabilize reserve...

[clever cloud]

ZAP

[west phoenix]

ordnance for a line weapon is kind of difficult to line up tho

so most likely a single poor soul is going to see god instantly

[clever cloud]

I can focus on moving him in position more actively

[west phoenix]

ashbaby.gif

[cobalt zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-7280845142657635823

[balmy obsidian]

I'm back from dinner hello

[clever cloud]

good bye fucko

[west phoenix]

hello it is 11:30

[balmy obsidian]

Wrong it's 20:37

[clever cloud]

wrong it's 14:38

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/xelor-power-light-transforming-gif-12092831

[west phoenix]

ok

idk who this is

so its a bad joke

[balmy obsidian]

It's fine as long as it makes sense to me

(time mage man who's family died and then he killed a staggering amount of people to go back in time so that his family doesn't die)

(but the important point is time mage man)

[jovial beacon]

wakfu mentioned!

[balmy obsidian]

[trail flume]

Okay, take 2, not in the DM space on accident:
So, Act 2 hurts. My bones, they ache
Team Ultra Violence is doing exactly what we do best, but fuck it's getting harder and harder
Theres almost no synergy between team members besides "The best status condition is Dead"

[clever cloud]

just kill harder dude

[west phoenix]

suddenly the GM places enemies that are much harder to kill

[zinc topaz]

classic ttrpg moment of damage being the most efficient way of dealing with every problem

[balmy obsidian]

Our GM's answer to the old 1-2 "Balance Control Lockout to the legs Bolt Thrower to the face" was "Your tech actions or now deactivated fuck you"

In another game I would have been angry but since here I'm just like

"A good attempt. Unfortunately, not good enough."

[polar glacier]

stop making Andros attractive, please

[minor orchid]

displace them

[polar glacier]

Hello Calliope who said that

[balmy obsidian]

You did

[west phoenix]

well if your squad is all about killing what do you have to displace them with?

[polar glacier]

Hm. Doesn't sound like me.

[trail flume]

Listen, I'm at LL 7 with 16 Hp, and 2 Armor

But my Main mount can double struture with a decent hit

[balmy obsidian]

Starting to wonder if "Lesbian" really means "I like women" or "I like serial killers"

[polar glacier]

mean

rude

mean to me

[trail flume]

Enemies cannot hurt the SRT if they are all dead

[balmy obsidian]

mean, yes

rude, surely

but wrong?

is it?

[polar glacier]

I

don't need to sit here and take this

[west phoenix]

no thats not all lesbians, we're just fucked up

[balmy obsidian]

Then you can stand up and take it if you'd like

[west phoenix]

i'll take you

[balmy obsidian]

where

[west phoenix]

in a fight right

[balmy obsidian]

i'd lose

[limber fossil]

Por que no los dos

[polar glacier]

in a fight right

[limber fossil]

Dying is more efficient than winning.

And brother, I intend to optimise that OpFor

[clever cloud]

dude.. dude.. my LL2 SSC mech has more HP

[trail flume]

Thats with points in Hull

[limber fossil]

If we’re talking bout the other thing, from experience no matter who loses, everyone wins

[wild flame]

My fucking LL0 chomolungma has 16 HP

[trail flume]

The Kung Fu Rooster is... a delicate creature

[limber fossil]

Points? Or Point singular?

[balmy obsidian]

Me planning to go in a Dusk Wing at LL7 going down to 16 HP

[trail flume]

Points. 3 Last i looked

[limber fossil]

What frame is this

You better not cop out and say emperor

[trail flume]

No, Stelar Design Collective Chanclieer

[clever cloud]

what fucking twig has 2 armor and 2 base hp??

[west phoenix]

i'm trying to think what has armor

OH

[west phoenix]

caliban is a good idea

[limber fossil]

Homebrew*?*

[west phoenix]

you know... he did say main that does a billion damage so displacer i hardly know her would be a good pick

[trail flume]

-- SWDC Chanticleer @ LL7 --
[ LICENSES ]
SSC Atlas 2, SWDC Chanticleer 3, SSC Mourning Cloak 2
[ CORE BONUSES ]
Full Subjectivity Sync, Universal Compatibility
[ TALENTS ]
Nuclear Cavalier 3, Duelist 2, Skirmisher 2, Pankrati 2, Underhanded 1
[ STATS ]
HULL:3 AGI:4 SYS:0 ENGI:2
STRUCTURE:4 HP:16 ARMOR:2
STRESS:4 HEATCAP:8 REPAIR:5
TECH ATK:0 LIMITED:+1
SPD:5 EVA:14 EDEF:8 SENSE:3 SAVE:16
[ WEAPONS ]
Integrated: Fuel Rod Gun
MAIN MOUNT: Assault Rifle
MAIN/AUX MOUNT: Titanocarbide Beak Hammer / Fold Knife
[ SYSTEMS ]
Jäger Kunst I, Godlike Underdog Fist x2, Singularity Motivator, Multi-Gear Maneuver System, Fumerunner Jets

[clever cloud]

ye, there's several on that table

[trail flume]

Yee

[west phoenix]

nah thats not real

you made it up

[clever cloud]

AGI 4

[west phoenix]

AGILITY 4???

YOU FOOL

[clever cloud]

for a mere evasion 14

[west phoenix]

"help i need budgeting my stats"

[minor orchid]

Displace your gender

[balmy obsidian]

my bals dot gif

[clever cloud]

unless you can hit fucking evasion 18 with agi 4, it's not worth

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/job-employment-application-shinji-evangelion-gif-13515722222552338065

[clever cloud]

and even then

[west phoenix]

i am an agility hater

unless you NEED speed 4

[balmy obsidian]

I am an agility lover

[clever cloud]

AGI 4 AND SPEED 5!?!?!?

[balmy obsidian]

I NEED SPEED 5

[limber fossil]

This mech has a base speed 3

[clever cloud]

WHY ARE YOU EVASION MAXXING A DRAKE!?!?

[trail flume]

Becuse of this

[limber fossil]

What in the fuck

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/kachau-lightning-chautran-gif-7966512913493878504

[minor orchid]

COCKFIGHTER?!

[noble ivy]

HOT BLOODED WHUH

[trail flume]

Kung. Fu. Rooster.

[balmy obsidian]

hey @west phoenix

[west phoenix]

... huh?

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/fka-homie-gif-24953632

[balmy obsidian]

[ LICENSES ]
  HORUS Goblin 3, SSC COMET 2, SSC Dusk Wing 2, SSC Metalmark 1
[ CORE BONUSES ]
  Enhanced Systems Upgrade, The Lesson of the Open Door
[ TALENTS ]
  Technophile 3, Iconoclast 3, Black Thumb 2, Ace 1, Field Analyst 1, Hacker 1
[ STATS ]
  HULL:2 AGI:2 SYS:4 ENGI:2
  STRUCTURE:4 HP:16 ARMOR:0
  STRESS:4 HEATCAP:6 REPAIR:4
  TECH ATK:+5 LIMITED:+1
  SPD:7 EVA:14 EDEF:12 SENSE:10 SAVE:17
[ WEAPONS ]
  AUX/AUX MOUNT: Colony Nexus / Colony Nexus
  FLEX MOUNT: Veil Rifle
[ SYSTEMS ]
  Enlightenment-Class NHP, Unstable NHP, H0R_OS System Upgrade I, H0R_OS System Upgrade II, H0R_OS System Upgrade III, OSIRIS-Class NHP, Whitestar Signal Interceptor, Flicker Field Projector, Personalizations, Reactive Weave```

[west phoenix]

oh i used to be just like you

and then i realized i liked playing lancer and wanted to play more

[limber fossil]

what is this, the phillipines

[clever cloud]

see!! agi 2 -> speed 7!!!

[polar glacier]

listen, I get it. If my mech has a speed less than 6 I break out in hives

[west phoenix]

evasion 14 is really funny

[balmy obsidian]

In all fairness I have 2 agility because I'm in a chomolungma and I wanted speed 5

And you can't retrain HASE

[west phoenix]

y'all are crazy just get someone who can move you

[clever cloud]

whatever that thing is, it's definitely not intended to be an agi maxxer

[limber fossil]

Tbh i don’t see what’s wrong with agi maxxing a drake

You already have decent armor and HP

[west phoenix]

low heat with self heat

[zinc topaz]

uhhh that its too badass

[balmy obsidian]

just grab 2 points in engi

[limber fossil]

What’s wrong with buffing your weaknesses*?*

[limber fossil]

Yeah

[noble ivy]

you must speed max in order to leap into the enemy spawn point and get killed instantly

[limber fossil]

Simply don’t take heat

[clever cloud]

engi 6 first jeez

[west phoenix]

never shoot

[trail flume]

14 Evation is.. enohg for now

[zinc topaz]

your mech becomes mhgu valor style heavy bowgun

[west phoenix]

drake with no gun

[limber fossil]

I am no pussy

[trail flume]

Hull is the next major investment

[limber fossil]

Stress is a resource

[balmy obsidian]

I'm a big pussy that's why I got technothumb

[west phoenix]

i simply heat max

[limber fossil]

They say you are what you eat well call me celibate

[west phoenix]

overcharge to play more lancer, not less

[balmy obsidian]

They laugh at my heatcap 6 and then I just clear it all and keep all my actions and they weep while they have to stabilize

[polar glacier]

I made a speedmaxing drake once that with a pankrati charge could move 28 in a turn, it got into dragonkid's build video

[trail flume]

Yeah, the Chicken routinely moves 30+ spaces to assasinate back line NPCs

[clever cloud]

engi maxxing metalmark able to deal 40 burn without cooking itself

[limber fossil]

The work of cowards

If your pilot isn’t sweating half their body weight off by round 3

What kind of lancer are they*?*

[clever cloud]

the surviving kind