In Golden Flame

[jovial beacon]

....

[minor orchid]

short lesbians*

[jovial beacon]

the worst part

is true

[willow needle]

like even reverie is super small for an egregorian

[zinc topaz]

LOL

[noble ivy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1388970394609782884/1418695580384891016/tumblr_t2a6cu0hFA1a5h70q.mp4?ex=68f74478&is=68f5f2f8&hm=7376441ab8ae4789d9edb3d3e93d84aef20628cc35c7982deae284631ea9b521&

[cerulean valve]

shorbians

[dire cloud]

Zemyla, my namesake, is 6'4". And then I've got a 7'8" cyborg beef mountain named Frag.

[zinc topaz]

OMG THERE'S MORE OF THEM

oh my god i love these little things

[willow needle]

reverie is really short

(for an egregorian)

[shell bison]

Charlotte getting that green stuff

[prime terrace]

Hero forge YOOO

I used Hero Forge a while back

My magnum opus is a lesbian barb named Roxanne

[zinc topaz]

show show

[prime terrace]

She was a true Icon

[west phoenix]

i do not like the vibes of hero forge

[cerulean valve]

Nightmare Bun Rotation

[west phoenix]

i make an exception

[zinc topaz]

hero forge has bad face models

[dire cloud]

I'm not that good at art, but I can do paper doll stuff. That's why I like Retrograde.

[prime terrace]

this is Roxanne

[west phoenix]

lord have mercy

[zinc topaz]

but is otherwise pretty good for what it is

[dire cloud]

I figure a Heroforge model is about as good a reference for an actual artist as a Picrew is.

[shell bison]

The buns getting that Locus from Hercynia

[polar glacier]

o h

[minor orchid]

PUT ON THE RED LIGHT, ROXAAAAANE

[shell bison]

How did I know, Ada would appear at that

[tame tide]

I use heroforge a lot for poses and the bases and stuff for my own work

[minor orchid]

I am dead-

[prime terrace]

and here's a couple other pictures i made of her based off of comments she got

[cerulean valve]

"charlotte this isn't weed"

[prime terrace]

i'll remind you all i'm a regular [sorta Bisexual] guy who managed to make a lesbian icon. i have no idea how i did it

[polar glacier]

it happens more often than you'd think

[dire cloud]

Grungler powers.

[shell bison]

"Yeah, it's that good stuff"

[prime terrace]

Roxanne in IGF when

[shell bison]

[minor orchid]

HOLY

[zinc topaz]

here's a little gallery of my heroforge models

[shell bison]

Eyo, hold up that paladin in the armor goes hard

[dire cloud]

How the fuck did you do the first one?

[shell bison]

Personal thanks to @pliant grail for the hero forge of Charlotte themed in Forever Winter

[zinc topaz]

this is also him

[noble ivy]

Claim your title as man-lesbian already

[minor orchid]

Backpackbnu

[tame tide]

It's fine, most my characters have been like... No relationships and stuff cos I'm too invested in the plot... But I'm making a character for a new campaign I'm joining in just over a week which is a buff lesbian with a massive sniper rifle

[zinc topaz]

kitbashing

[prime terrace]

might as well dump a few other Hero Forge creations of mine

[tame tide]

Anyway here's my heroforge of a snail eating a cucumber

[zinc topaz]

NICE

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/self-control-type-bark-woof-gif-9489710035771535173

[minor orchid]

IT'S A BULBASAUR!

[prime terrace]

DAAAAMN this pic goes hard as fuck feel free to screenshot

[shell bison]

Forever winter fun

[prime terrace]

Ivysaur but yee

[polar glacier]

xen is incredible with hero forge,, I should post his various Calamities here

[zinc topaz]

HAHAHA

[minor orchid]

heck you right-

[west phoenix]

not the super-imposed gun 😭

[minor orchid]

oh dear-

[cerulean valve]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-dog-gif-5479549859974854793

[west phoenix]

also obligatory char's 'big naturals' joke

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-broken-cat-cat-drinking-cat-licking-cat-air-gif-20661740

[west phoenix]

points finger at juli
moooom she said it first don't get me in trouble

[minor orchid]

lksjaslkdjaslkdj

fair 'nuf

[shell bison]

[prime terrace]

Now i gotta remember if Roxanne is a shared character or not because i remember "handing her off" to someone a while back

but LOOK AT HER

SHE IS PEAK

[shell bison]

On my way to fight mechs with a nade launcher, enough meds to tranqualize a horse and a sever credit debt to afford more backpack gear

[prime terrace]

I'd expect nothing less from you

[minor orchid]

Dynamite

[cerulean valve]

damn

i only have this little guy

[minor orchid]

it's the little guy!

WITH A BFS

[cerulean valve]

he's italian also

[prime terrace]

and I quote: She's gonna carry you into the tavern like a prize. and you bet your ass she's gonna treat you like one.

Anyway thats enough Infernal Dog-posting

she just looks so smug i love her

[zinc topaz]

this fighter ended up being visually one of my favorite d&d characters i dm'ed for

[prime terrace]

hey June did you know your stuff is peak

[last leaf]

^^^

[zinc topaz]

(roxanne looks a bit like a houndoom)

(good thing)

[prime terrace]

FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT

[zinc topaz]

i think maybe she is

considering the ivysaur

[minor orchid]

she is hehe

[prime terrace]

She was part of a Pokemon line I made. I also made a Greninja

not as proud of that one tho

[west phoenix]

so sorry for your loss

[zinc topaz]

:3

[prime terrace]

honestly the fact nobody barked at Roxanne is truly an insult [joke]

[west phoenix]

isn't she supposed to bark

[cerulean valve]

https://tenor.com/view/ezio-gif-15595852367904603651

[zinc topaz]

this rogue from the same party is another favorite

(i got way lazy on some parts ignore them)

[prime terrace]

No, but she'll definitely make you howl Muehehehe

okay im done with the posting

time for regular talk

[balmy obsidian]

Back to your regular schedule program

[prime terrace]

So Lotus definitely fits into IGF

[west phoenix]

i don't want to be howl she's cool already

[balmy obsidian]

"but léo the horny is the regular posting" shush

[prime terrace]

Impact Dynamics version of Howl: Bark

[willow needle]

Woof, the woman

[minor orchid]

there's two type of woofers

the Scylla class and the Sekhmet class when they decide cat is not enough-

[prime terrace]

Dom woofers, and 🔈

[minor orchid]

-# gods I forgot about that joke jASDKLSAJD

[prime terrace]

Okay now i gotta figure out how to fit the others into IGF

[tight pier]

yeah?

[balmy obsidian]

I think of this image when I see this gif

[prime terrace]

O hai

[minor orchid]

hecks, a vent crab ultra?!

[prime terrace]

o hecki

[willow needle]

does someone have the design drawings of vent crabs?

i wanna draw one for reverie

[prime terrace]

I think someone should have em

i dont atm

[west phoenix]

thats harold

[willow needle]

are they just purple lobsters?

[prime terrace]

Pretty much yea iirc

[polar glacier]

They're called vent crabs they look like lobsters and biologically they're more like insects

[woeful saddle]

lobsters... is bugs? vent crabs is bugs?

[balmy obsidian]

It's bugs all the way down

[west phoenix]

so you're telling me in 5016u shrimps IS bugs???

also damn they evolve fast as fuck

[minor orchid]

shrimps

[balmy obsidian]

But did the crabs fry this rice

[west phoenix]

vent fried rice

[minor orchid]

Samorn's cookin' again

[prime terrace]

How do y'all think Clover would end up reacting to Vent Crabs?

my guess is he'd just think theyre distant cousins or something lmao

[west phoenix]

if its clover from hercynia it would "oh great. MORE bugs"

[minor orchid]

Either a big scare... or fren coded

[prime terrace]

nah I mean Clover the bugge

lemme get him

[balmy obsidian]

I don't think it would bug him

HEHEHEHEHEHE

[west phoenix]

man there's too many bugs

[prime terrace]

this clover

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-depths-with-you-cat-depths-to-the-depths-gif-7441909642438936732

[minor orchid]

there's bugs

and then there's...

[west phoenix]

hugs

come here

[zinc topaz]

yaaay

[west phoenix]

🫂

[minor orchid]

wuh?!

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-gif-18489027

[balmy obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQrjcFCgKhI

[west phoenix]

take me out to dinner first

[balmy obsidian]

how about you take out some bitches

here's your contract, 47

[west phoenix]

would if i could...

[minor orchid]

Instead of taking out she makes out

[tame tide]

New Illusive target just dropped

[prime terrace]

Come to think of it, Lotus being able to upload/download things by connecting to them could be kinda scary

[west phoenix]

i mean yeah, thats the goal

[zinc topaz]

reminds me i gave a girl my number yesterday and i'm starting to reach the end of the "maybe she's just busy" stage and the beginning of the ok she threw it away stage lmao

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil6-leon-leon-kennedy-leon-s-kennedy-women-gif-24872853

[west phoenix]

you've already reached yuri 6th base

[prime terrace]

Lotus casually just walking away from a terminal that beeps with "COMBATINITIATION.upc DOWNLOADED" as he adjusts his shoulders and such is both menacing and also badass i think 👁️

like why would Lotus need to train to fight when he can just download it into himself

[zinc topaz]

didn't you say he built this body out of scraps

[prime terrace]

goes from "P-please dont come any closer!" whilst shakily holding a gun with a loose grip to having someone in a chokehold ready to just crunch

[west phoenix]

in a cave?

[prime terrace]

he did not :>

he built an EMPAKAAI from scraps

[zinc topaz]

ahhhhh

damn

[prime terrace]

Lotus himself is just an SSC subaltern

though he CAN perform repairs on himself if he needs to

[zinc topaz]

i was gonna say maybe part of him was originally from a combat subaltern and it like instinctually kicks in

[prime terrace]

since his body is mainly wires surrounding an endoskeleton alongside some plates to protect his inner workings

[minor orchid]

Memories of a battle you never fought-

[prime terrace]

think wires forming muscle strands beneath the plates

[west phoenix]

SSC designed the most [REDACTED] and dangerous twink

[minor orchid]

I mean... they have to fight against HA Loki

[prime terrace]

like here

[west phoenix]

loki wasn't designed he is a divine gift

placed upon this earth as king twink

[prime terrace]

the shoulder bits are meant to be wires wrapped into muscles in a way

[minor orchid]

Born this way

[prime terrace]

this also means a good chunk of Lotus' inner cables are visible and exposed

[minor orchid]

I thought for a second you drew a blush on him-

[west phoenix]

superior by not design

[prime terrace]

hence the whole "playing with his cables"

[west phoenix]

zap zap

[prime terrace]

Lotus' screen face [and hexagonal fin patterns] usually thrum with a blue color, but when flustered they turn pink :>

[zinc topaz]

CUTE

[prime terrace]

his face is also known to stutter and glitch when he's basically melting

[minor orchid]

GOSH

[prime terrace]

he also vents steam too

[minor orchid]

Pixel stop giving me more reasons to prevent the inevitable(?)

[prime terrace]

like

he gets VISIBLY steamy from being so flustered. he is precious

[west phoenix]

do NOT introduce lotus into wren's game you are not ready

when i get my hands on that twink

[minor orchid]

Meow do not

[prime terrace]

See now i really want to. but Finley already has a spot in there

[prime terrace]

STOP STHSKAHKSAGFDJYSGDAJHS

NO

CEWASE

ADJHFSD

HANG DON HERE

[west phoenix]

damn bro said he wanted the archie yuraoi

[minor orchid]

asklñjdlaksdja

[prime terrace]

CEASERT

[minor orchid]

lmaaaao

[prime terrace]

STOAP

[west phoenix]

meanwhile my cat tail knocking everything off the aisles

i get stuck behind someone slow and it just starts flicking and knocking shit down

[willow needle]

i wish i had a tail cuz with autism sometimes people dont really get how im feeling lmao

[prime terrace]

posting this meme now because i have to

[west phoenix]

why'd you delete the first word

bottom 🫵

[zinc topaz]

robots

[prime terrace]

Because it isn't just Bottoms, Meow

at least not now

[minor orchid]

Politely, we won't (unless it's really uncomfortable, then we stop fr fr)

[prime terrace]

Well Lotus doesnt have a single bit of top in him

[minor orchid]

NO TOPS?!

[prime terrace]

No no if im serious i'll be serious lol

[minor orchid]

... what he wears(?)

[prime terrace]

SHIRTLESS LOTUS?!?!?!?!?!!!

[zinc topaz]

twin

[prime terrace]

External Plates

the thing with lotus is he's kinda like the Horus Lycan in a way

[minor orchid]

Reactive

[prime terrace]

as in he's got cables forming muscles underneath some plates to cover him up

[minor orchid]

so when he goes loud...

[prime terrace]

those plates are easily replaceable for repairs and maintenace

[west phoenix]

aka when i get him

[prime terrace]

he doesnt do that-

[willow needle]

ye

[prime terrace]

though normally his plates dont come off easily due to him choosing when to "jetison" them.

this means one thing

[zinc topaz]

FUCK you beat me to it

[prime terrace]

if you pull on Lotus' chestplate and it pops off, he's enjoying every second of it

GOD WHY AM I BEING THIS WAY

[west phoenix]

AAYYYOOO

[prime terrace]

NOT IN A LEWD WAY I SWEAR

[minor orchid]

it's what IGF does to a MF

[prime terrace]

AS IN

[zinc topaz]

time to write robot yaoi

[prime terrace]

LIKE

PULLING THE WIRES

CABLES

THINGS

[zinc topaz]

stroke

[west phoenix]

CW: lewd
idk if i'm allowed to post this kill me if not

[minor orchid]

Wall-E but Eva is male coded

[prime terrace]

LOTUS CANNOT BE LEWD HE DOESNT HAVE THAT

[west phoenix]

when i get him

[minor orchid]

look... he was reading A HANDHOLDING MANUAL

[prime terrace]

Oh god now im picturing Lotus plugging himself into their casket so they can share their conscious for a moment

then lotus disconnects, walks away and then suddenly jettisons a shitton of steam

[prime terrace]

that was Clover, lol

but Lotus is pretty similar, yeah

[minor orchid]

oh heck mb

[west phoenix]

fiendingrobot.gif

also THEY bigot

[willow needle]

fucking hell was playing borderlands and i was just feeling very sleepy but my partner really wanted to play with me so i pushed through and now i have a huge headache....

[prime terrace]

Clover would melt into a puddle

Lotus would stare for a moment, realize this human is choosing to hold hands with him, THEN melt into a puddle

[prime terrace]

guhh the eeber sleeber

[prime terrace]

oh shit my bad

[west phoenix]

imagine being able to play borderlands

[willow needle]

you cant?

[prime terrace]

fixed it

[west phoenix]

its ok pixel literally the whole misgenders them

[minor orchid]

This ain't no place for no hero

[prime terrace]

please dont call me a bigot i didnt mean to

[west phoenix]

the game causes a memory leak

[willow needle]

i havent got those issues tbh no idea how to help

[west phoenix]

the only way to avoid it is to restart the game every 40 mins, i tried like every fix

especially annoying since my build RESETS when i quit

running a gaige anarchy build

[prime terrace]

dam

[zinc topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/hoover-dam-gif-25554901

[prime terrace]

HAR

brick

go my brick swarm

feast

[minor orchid]

we building a dam with this one

[willow needle]

borderlands 1?

[west phoenix]

2

[prime terrace]

and now it's time for me to go on an adventure to get Lotus in IGF

[zinc topaz]

ok i have to go to work now wish me luck everyone byyeeee <33

[minor orchid]

have a good shift june!

[minor orchid]

En busqueda de la llama dorada

[willow needle]

ohhh

im playing borderlands 1

havent played any of it before

[west phoenix]

good luck june

yuri awaits you when you return home

[minor orchid]

Yuri?! who?!

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/devious-evil-cat-devious-evil-cat-gif-13662346222156832155

[willow needle]

yURI

WHERE

[minor orchid]

-# oh no

[jovial beacon]

yoyoyoyo chill

[willow needle]

i need to kiss a girl

[minor orchid]

You can kiss ||Andrea Capella||

[willow needle]

[minor orchid]

hehehe

[jovial beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/gihun-squid-game-squid-game-2-gihun-stare-gihun-stare-uncanny-gif-4011131194592889846

[zinc topaz]

-# real

[willow needle]

women...so pretty

[minor orchid]

She has a birdgirl and a kobold to kiss-

[willow needle]

[tight pier]

hello

[clever cloud]

what if im sad, chat? what the fuck are yall gonna do?

[minor orchid]

This

https://tenor.com/view/cute-hugs-miss-you-hug-gif-24502954

[supple carbon]

The golden flame is the friends who died along the way or something

[west phoenix]

hammers

i will fix your brain (only if you promise to do the same)

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-funny-cat-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-cat-funny-hammer-gif-22703304

[cobalt zealot]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/angela-lobotomy-corporation-project-moon-yeah-uh-huh-gif-5629575267181497599

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-company-limbus-don-quixote-don-yapping-gif-14228003647965206973

[normal root]

what is this- some kind of corporation?

[cerulean valve]

COME NEREVAR COME, WE MUST WRITE TOXIC YAOI ON AO3

[west phoenix]

god i need one of these

[west phoenix]

what are we, some kind of suicide squad?

[steady adder]

silly car needs surgery to get sillier?

[balmy obsidian]

"silly car"

honk honk 🚙

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-zoom-persuit-gif-17646381782073725526

[prime terrace]

i return from the grave

still want Lotus in a campaign though

[west phoenix]

i never would have guessed

[dire cloud]

I do too. I also want Lotus to get headpats.

[clever cloud]

not allowed

[minor orchid]

We all want Lotus in a campaign :>

[prime terrace]

;~;

[minor orchid]

Let the blorbo in!

[clever cloud]

no

[prime terrace]

why nawt :(

[west phoenix]

the anti lotus coalition has been formed

[prime terrace]

Whaaaat ;~;

[minor orchid]

This is unjustified!

[willow needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059603134504255528/1405258771189596230/grab_bird.gif

[west phoenix]

apprehended

[balmy obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5qJieacrwFI

[cerulean valve]

i just lost a patreon, it's fucking joever

[willow needle]

dw same

[cerulean valve]

i should really nuke my patreon, since i got no incentives to keep people in.

even if it's just a tipjar thing

[willow needle]

tbh subscriptions make me feel more anxious than anything, even if its constant remuneration..

idk what to do about it for now

[cerulean valve]

that is what's making me think about nuking it, cause i have to come with content constantly and if i don't do it y'know cause i'm fucking burned to shit i feel like shit for not posting.

[willow needle]

i do a lot better just drawing whatever i want on stream, but cant really due to all commissions in my queue

but twitch is nuking itself now so..

eugh

[cerulean valve]

HUH

[willow needle]

artists like me that get a lot of lurkers dont get any remuneration cuz twitch thinks they are bots

[zinc topaz]

what

are you kidding that's insane

so what do they do like remove them from your viewer count??

[willow needle]

yeah stuff like seeing "viewers 2 (40)"

they get ads but streamer gets no money from that

[zinc topaz]

wow

what time and days do you usually stream?

[willow needle]

monday to thrusday, 10am to 4pm, western europe time

[west phoenix]

fake time

[zinc topaz]

oh no 😭 thats 2am here :((

[west phoenix]

i am snoozin

[zinc topaz]

i would watch and chat otherwise

[west phoenix]

same

no promises that i'm not a bot

[willow needle]

why yall live so far awayyy

[west phoenix]

why you live in western europe

[willow needle]

was born here idk

[zinc topaz]

i dont WANT to live in america but

alas

[polar glacier]

mood

[west phoenix]

the upside of living in the US
timezones with my other US friends

having a game with mostly bri'ish people is "good morning!" when its fuckin 7pm over there

my poor german friend stays up late to talk to me in the middle of the day and i'm like girlie no 😭

[polar glacier]

Downside to living in the US is living in the US
And the downside of US friends is being terrified for your friends all the time.
Though you get the same downside with british friends if they're trans.
And let me tell you I have a lot of friends I'm terrified for all the time :<

So, happier thoughts: I told my partner about UmaIGF and we agreed that Agnes Tachyon is Odin Valentinian. Striga is Golshi.

[west phoenix]

i'm going to nod along as if i know what any of this means

[zinc topaz]

same lol my german friend will call me at like 7 or 8 pm and im like what time is it and shes like 5am :3

[dire cloud]

who is Haru Urara? That's the only horse I know.

[willow needle]

good thing of living in europe is that europe is kinda normal
but then all my friends live in the americas
why yall there fml

[west phoenix]

i mean i would often wake up at 5am so thats not that weird

[zinc topaz]

yea but shes like "getting ready to go to bed" and im like WHAT are you talking about

[west phoenix]

oof

a gamer (derogatory)

i go to bed at midnight and i'm like "whew its late!"

[zinc topaz]

i think once i get out of my parents' house it'll be easier to manage living in this country

i crashed financially and had to move back in with them last year and its been a nightmare

every day i have to walk past a tv that has the fox news logo literally burned into the screen right over the newsmax logo thats also burned onto the screen and my dad tries to evangelize me at least once a week

but i am planning to move into my new place in like 2 weeks so yaaaay

[polar glacier]

Also, (SPOILERS FOR MY PLAYERS)(everybody else okay) || They (My partner plays Kraken for those that don't know) came up with an amazing idea for a scene at some point when things are getting too calm. It starts with Kraken running up to one or more of the other PCs and asking "Where am I?" In a hurried tone. Inevitable confusion, trying to explain. "No no, where am I? Have you seen me? Okay no, never mind, I don't have the time, look. When you see me, tell me whatever I do I MUST NOT-" The Kraken winks out of existence||

||When their Kraken is told of this later they're just going to say "Oh, yeah, don't worry about that. It happens sometimes. You'd think they'd get better at sending the message."||

(act 2 spoiler)||(HA Arc)|| ||This will have wonderful implications later...||

[polar glacier]

congrats!

[west phoenix]

yippie yippie you can jump on your own bed and then suffer the consequences yourself

[supple carbon]

Because all the cool people live here

[zinc topaz]

i might be moving to colorado next year too if my brother gets a job there. it's a tad bluer than arizona lol

[noble ivy]

Haru is me

[west phoenix]

no, baba is you

[noble ivy]

golshi striga works concerningly well…

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-haru-urara-woah-spinning-so-fast-uma-musume-gif-17233076072559719995

[zinc topaz]

these damn horses again

[west phoenix]

hate em

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-gif-1332198805481539447

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-speech-bubble-speech-discord-gif-25192162

[willow needle]

Good night calliope

[zinc topaz]

good night naana!! sleep well :>

[west phoenix]

gn the naana

[west phoenix]

my chicken isn't thawed and i don't have a ziplock baggie to put it in to run it under hot water

i put it in last night omfg

[minor orchid]

Naana is asleep...

Quick, Meow, tell me all the lore dump she did about WF!

[west phoenix]

i'm sorry she's been talking about how much of a lesbian she is

[supple carbon]

i can believe that

[zinc topaz]

chicken situation is tragic

i have in the past got a hot pot of water and put the frozen in a bowl and floated that bowl on the hot water

which is probably stupid but it worked

[west phoenix]

yeah there's no way to defrost it in time :\

i swore i had ziploc baggies

granola bars for dinner yet again

i guess i can still cook it, we'll see

i'll let it sit in the fridge for another 45 mins or so

[west phoenix]

chicken was successful. it was a bit dry, but still tasted good

[ancient crag]

Thats great

(wheres mine?)

[west phoenix]

come over

[zinc topaz]

guess who just got told they have a 12 hour shift tomorrow joy oh joy be upon me

its cool i've spent most of this shift applying for other jobs lmao

[west phoenix]

hoping it goes well for you june, you deserve better

[noble ivy]

-# finally have a reason to post this

[zinc topaz]

hehehe

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cord-bite-dies-dies-from-cringe-gif-14516810518005393867

[zinc topaz]

little troublemakers

[zinc topaz]

NOOO

freyja is probably the least troublesome cat I've ever met in my life she has never knocked anything off of a table or bit anyone or chewed any wires

she just sits and looks at me weird all day

she is this cat

[west phoenix]

no i am this cat

[zinc topaz]

actually, should have known

[west phoenix]

HAHA

[prime terrace]

Lotus is now a favourite blorbo of mine yes yes

[zinc topaz]

alright i am home and now going to bed goodnight calliope 🤍

[prime terrace]

gnini

[west phoenix]

goodnight june, sleep well

[west phoenix]

I also eep, goodnight gamers

[prime terrace]

chat

i found my drive

[prime terrace]

fellas

the twink

[prime terrace]

thinking about Lotus staring up at the night sky whilst half buried in snow as his systems gradually shut down

quite a mood if i say so myself

[balmy obsidian]

Tachyon? Odin Valentinian?? You can't do this to me

[cobalt zealot]

Had many an OC like this

I abuse them too often I think

[prime terrace]

truly a moment of all time

[cobalt zealot]

Me looking at my OC

"needs more trauma. probably a tragic death."

[balmy obsidian]

Me looking at my OC

[willow needle]

good morning calliope... tho i am kinda ill so... still like this for now...

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mulan-mushu-proud-so-proud-proud-of-you-gif-19776467

[cobalt zealot]

Why are you proud of them

Punish them more for existing

Make the OC suffer

[balmy obsidian]

Because they are doing their best

[west phoenix]

That ain't good enough for me that ain't good enough for them either

I need them to LOCK IN

[minor orchid]

the twink blushed ™

also mornin' everylesbian

[cobalt zealot]

REAL

[ancient crag]

Mornin folks

[balmy obsidian]

Men (evil) : I love my characters I want them to do their best
Women (good) : I need these characters to suffer and I'm going to destroy them with sledgehammers and landmines

[cobalt zealot]

Sledgehammers and landmines are too kind

I need them to suffer acute psychological trauma

[balmy obsidian]

the poor blorbos

[jovial beacon]

Good morning calliope 🦅

[cobalt zealot]

Blorbos are for projecting your inner insecurities and traumas onto, didn't you know?

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/wiemmamoucha-gif-11209033872251917961

[cobalt zealot]

So you can abuse them for their failings which certainly aren't your own and laugh mercilessly

[balmy obsidian]

Maybe that's why I don't do that

Because I have no failings to speak of to project onto my characters

[minor orchid]

@willow needle

[balmy obsidian]

@steady adder how dare you

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/devious-evil-cat-devious-evil-cat-gif-13662346222156832155

[balmy obsidian]

You have no proof

[willow needle]

you yesterday at the church

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-anime-gif-22734101

[willow needle]

[jovial beacon]

🫂 poor zephyr

[regal comet]

I look away for a while and y'all be Uma posting

[dire cloud]

I need to make Betty suffer somehow.

[regal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-haru-urara-woah-spinning-so-fast-uma-musume-gif-17233076072559719995

[regal comet]

I did her campaign a couple times now XD

[minor orchid]

nOOOO

no more suffering

only noodles at the happy noodle

[dire cloud]

It's for her enrichment!

Fuck, she somehow matrix dodged almost all the suffering in Ch4.

[shell bison]

Go ask the flame for any answers
Come back strong with six Grenade Launchers

[balmy obsidian]

I love you Matikanefukukitaru

Please stop getting mood downs

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-mouse-jumping-mouse-hopping-mouse-jerboa-rodent-gif-15941975441675749783

OMW to prevent a disaster

[dire cloud]

jerboas is bugs

[balmy obsidian]

jerboas is fish

[cobalt zealot]

"man fuck this"
whips out rotary grenade launchers

[shell bison]

me playing the forever winter

[clever cloud]

good timezone everyone

[hybrid salmon]

why are we suffering today?

[balmy obsidian]

Women.

But pronounced like RE4 Léon

[zinc topaz]

Work :3

good late morning calliope i slept in

[minor orchid]

I am suffering because of this woman in particular @willow needle

[hybrid salmon]

seems like justified revenge to me

[clever cloud]

suffering from norwegian vowels and the letter R

it's not a german r, it's not an english r, it's... yea

[balmy obsidian]

What does it sound like

Because here in france it sounds like r

[clever cloud]

like nothing at all, but sometimes, like... half a coma

and then sometimes almost a trilled R

[minor orchid]

fhreeee

[clever cloud]

yea ok i sure know what that means

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

it's extremely close to the D tap one does above the teeth, like in "duh"

but lighter so it forms an R instead

[clever cloud]

girl, this is the first time i get it either

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/libertinius-liberalistene-capitalist-party-of-norway-freedom-frihet-gif-22376402

[willow needle]

meee whyyyy

[hybrid salmon]

r e v e n g e

[minor orchid]

You know what you are doing

[minor orchid]

she's holding two of my blorbos hostage

and being a meanie

[zinc topaz]

i took french for 3 years and still couldn't get that evil r sound you guys do down

[hybrid salmon]

oh double blorbonapping

what best friends are for

[willow needle]

you torture me threatening my loveeeee

[clever cloud]

ok so i looked into this and Guttural R, the common french R sound which i fucking detest is present in some west norwergian dialects, but not "Oslo norwegian" which is what im learning

fuck you french

[minor orchid]

but to torture your TTRPG blorbos

[balmy obsidian]

You keep offering without backing it up

[clever cloud]

notice Bergen and Stavanger at the top

[clever cloud]

Look, im not going to France, just to prove a point

[balmy obsidian]

Quitter talk

[clever cloud]

out of context wife

[dire cloud]

"Right now, I'm in a lot of pain."
"Why? Because of me?"
"No. Because of this fucking vent crab."

[cobalt zealot]

IGF MENTION

[lime widget]

he is so sleepy. so full of rice

[noble ivy]

-# just like me

[lime widget]

how.....

send me rice pics

[clever cloud]

full of rice

[noble ivy]

[minor orchid]

Juli the Rice Devourer

[noble ivy]

fine then... I'll post pics the next time I'm screaming between mouthfuls of boiling rice

[lime widget]

awesome..........

[west phoenix]

Sorry I'm doxing her

Wait i just saw thats what you were replying to man it was gonna be soooo funny

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rest-lazy-laying-bed-gif-20013578

[clever cloud]

classic jenny blunder

[west phoenix]

Common Jenny L

[noble ivy]

deploying counter dox:

[clever cloud]

self dox

[west phoenix]

This is how I'm laying rn

[minor orchid]

NO WAY ELEONOR WORKING?!

[prime terrace]

He did!

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-mantis-follow-light-gif-9627757

[clever cloud]

This is me not working actually

im talking to the cats on my computer

the cats, bats and rats on my computer

[minor orchid]

Yay!

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/rodent-jerboma-suspicion-whats-that-investigate-gif-3354285

[prime terrace]

i saw the faint watermark and nearly had a heart attack lol

[clever cloud]

how come?

[prime terrace]

some AI software tends to watermark their "work" and the internet has made me cautious

but nah it's just Dreamstime lol

[clever cloud]

dude i had to scroll so fucking far down for a non-AI image

[prime terrace]

Oh god

[clever cloud]

and i only know it's non-ai because i pulled it from a website updated in 2018

[prime terrace]

At least we have a non ai image of a hard working Fops

[minor orchid]

That's our DoJ team working (they are sending meme propaganda)

[prime terrace]

Thank you for the fop deployment

[regal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-hopping-bear-grizzly-bear-playing-in-snow-gif-15847584769552197262

[polar glacier]

g''mornin calliope

I got up super early for a work meeting that got pushed back an hour at the last minute

[prime terrace]

gmorno

[polar glacier]

and then ended with "nevermind we don't have enough information for this so lets do nothing for now"

[clever cloud]

neat

[prime terrace]

Augh that sounds like it stinks :(

[dire cloud]

THE meeting that could have been an email.

[polar glacier]

It's so much worse than "could have been an email". If they actually needed this done it could have been an email. This could have been a deleted draft.

[lime widget]

wow... the spoingus..........

[west phoenix]

The gerb

[lime widget]

no sorry

the sneeble...........

wait not even

this is spoingus btw

[west phoenix]

It is kind of sneeble coded

[lime widget]

oh sorry

this is a roingus

https://roing.us

[west phoenix]

What the fuck is happening

[lime widget]

nomenclature

[lime widget]

this is bingus

[tame tide]

What the happ is fuckening

[west phoenix]

Me

[noble ivy]

don't forget about wawoogus

[tame tide]

Where maxwell

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/wagoogus-gif-22681493

[tame tide]

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-cat-cat-meme-silly-cat-silly-gif-4508364476527350133

[balmy obsidian]

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/my-beloved-wagoogus-gif-22668218

[willow needle]

[prime terrace]

i am LotusPosting again

[willow needle]

its him

[minor orchid]

THE HIPS HEYO?!

[west phoenix]

"what do you intend to do with our son?"

[prime terrace]

also SPOILERS but NOT REALLY?

I doodled ||Phoebe||

[prime terrace]

Oh yea i did say he has some curves on him. some proper hips

[tame tide]

||Birbd||

[minor orchid]

it's da ||birb!||

[willow needle]

guh i wanna draw this

[minor orchid]

Also very important

[west phoenix]

I'm gonna do it anyways

[prime terrace]

OH MY GOD PLEASE DOOOO

||Phoebe is a fragment of Feather who uses puppeteer strings to control wrecked mechs AAAA||

At first they didnt get much attention in my game but as of recently (thanks to a certain egregorian) they've gotten some rp in :>

||"I think we're gonna need to kill this guy, Phoebe"

"f̷̎́͘̕u̴̒̑͒̈́c̴͔̹͕͆k̵̟͔̇͘"||

[balmy obsidian]

||So called free thinkers when they GM IGF and need an exotic NHP||

[prime terrace]

||I didnt know it was a mainstream thing at the time||

[minor orchid]

OMG IT'S ||HER WITH HER!||

[minor orchid]

||Look we all need lesbian NHPs||

[prime terrace]

||I'd say Phoebe uses They Them pronouns but i remembered that Phoebe is every gender and no gender at the same time, so all pronouns are valid.||

[balmy obsidian]

I'm not doing it only because I've seen it done so many times and also none of my players are ||codekissers|| so who cares

[west phoenix]

They're cowards

[balmy obsidian]

I know right

[prime terrace]

shitpost doodle i did in 5 seconds

[noble ivy]

buncha prudish john lancers...

[west phoenix]

You're a coward 🫵

[minor orchid]

||Phoebe is whatever desires to be :>||

[balmy obsidian]

Well, one of them did flirt with Rita

[minor orchid]

||Fourth Comm|| Tears

[prime terrace]

||Phoebe had a bit of an identity crisis through most of igf so it makes sense lol||

[balmy obsidian]

Which requires some amount of cojones

[minor orchid]

Lucky you-

I have a fuggin' moth

[balmy obsidian]

Ok bigot

[willow needle]

[prime terrace]

||to be fair Phoebe doesnt remember fourthcom, as they're an ejected fragment of Feather's more agonizing trauma made manifest. but they're trying to be better||

[balmy obsidian]

Are you an ||NHP||phobe? Huh???

[willow needle]

he is

[west phoenix]

HAHA

[prime terrace]

Spoilers

[balmy obsidian]

The timing

[west phoenix]

Perfectly timed

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[minor orchid]

Pay attention Naana

or this may happen-

[clever cloud]

there's so many spoilers i can read but dont wanna

[willow needle]

im going to kiss ||feather|| and you cant stop me

[prime terrace]

||Kiss Phoebe while you're at it. two birb nhps||

muehehehe

[west phoenix]

I can change that (wf) ||when are you and prodigy going to kiss||

[noble ivy]

just ||smooch|| everything you can at this point

[prime terrace]

Honestly though ||Phoebe|| getting ANY recognition brings me unfathomable joy.

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-cat-licking-gif-6328164

[minor orchid]

as it should be

[west phoenix]

Me and who

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-kissing-turning-turning-around-surprised-gif-10954422701417471537

[west phoenix]

ME AND WHO

[prime terrace]

i almost wanna flail my arms up and down after hearing Naana like "I have to draw you*

[noble ivy]

-# hey(???)

[west phoenix]

Hello(?????)

[minor orchid]

Naana is this close 🤏

Source: I am on call saying stupid shit

[noble ivy]

Heya( ⁉️ ⁉️⁉️⁉️)

[clever cloud]

confused vs shy sapphic, who wins?

[minor orchid]

as she tortures me with wallflower

[willow needle]

he's calling me an idiot on vc :/

[prime terrace]

I beg Naana on my knees. please draw ||Phoebe|| and I swear to RA i will use it as a ref pic for chapter 5 onwards guh

[west phoenix]

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

HEY LADIES

[prime terrace]

YEAH?!

[noble ivy]

YEAH

[west phoenix]

Thank you

[prime terrace]

NOW WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?

[west phoenix]

ICE COLD

[prime terrace]

I CANT HEAR YA

I SAY-A. WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL?

[minor orchid]

A Harrison Armory's Heatfall Coolant System

[willow needle]

1 (one) question, is it like [bird] or is it a specific type of bird like [eagle] [hawk] [sparrow] etc

[minor orchid]

that's cooling if you ask me

[prime terrace]

||It's the same bird as Feather. So i think a Phoenix? Imagine just Feather but with six eyes. Artifacter drew this version of Phoebe if you need a ref :] (Actual Phoebe has white eyes like Feather but IDM)||

[minor orchid]

great... now the ornithologist knows the species of your bird

[prime terrace]

Im excited

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/tulio-bird-talk-rio-confused-what-is-he-doing-gif-11675456

[clever cloud]

Kidd's smokestack heat sink

[prime terrace]

Alright³

[west phoenix]

None of these are cold they just make things not as hot

[clever cloud]

what the fUCK do you think cold is??

[balmy obsidian]

Freeza's father

[willow needle]

||ohh i see, yeah i imagined its a phoenix. feather in the book kinda looks like she has raven heads, thats why i ask if there's any specifics, but that image works too :3||

[west phoenix]

OH SO A BREEZE THAT COOLS YOU OFF A BIT IS COLD VS THE ANTARCTIC AIR???

[clever cloud]

I... Wow, i forgot he's literally called King Cold in the dub

[balmy obsidian]

[prime terrace]

||Interestinggggg. I am very certain you shall do the fragment prouddd||

[west phoenix]

THERE'S DIFFERENT LEVELS OF 'COLD' AND YOU'RE DESCRIBING THINGS THAT ARE ONLY COLD IN RELATION TO HOT THINGS

You think you just fell out of a coconut tree

[balmy obsidian]

Everything is cold in relation to other things

[clever cloud]

BECAUSE COLD ISN'T A THING. ONLY HEAT IS A THING

COLD IS JUST A LOWER HEAT

[noble ivy]

ALRIGHT NOW FELLAS
YALL READY TO STOP?

[clever cloud]

no

[prime terrace]

chat i just sang a song

[balmy obsidian]

no

[west phoenix]

No

[noble ivy]

[clever cloud]

juli join in

[prime terrace]

Juli hey hi did you like my Lotus

[clever cloud]

im sure we all know about thermodynamics

[west phoenix]

Sorry Juli is part of the anti lotus coalition

She legally cannot speak on it

[prime terrace]

The only thing truly Hot here is the robot twink

that malware has him running hot i swear (muehehehe)

WREN YOU

WREN

I REQUIRE GUIDANCE

[clever cloud]

we're working on a class-action lawsuit against lotus

[last leaf]

yeah, any conversation about how temperature works will end up being very dynamic

[prime terrace]

WAAAH ;~;

DO NOT

[noble ivy]

If Lotus has no fans that means they killed me

[last leaf]

hii wassup

[prime terrace]

guh?

[willow needle]

its a wren

[prime terrace]

i am reposting the twink

[clever cloud]

unless we state everything very steadily

[last leaf]

I dont even really know who lotus is - subaltern or something

[west phoenix]

Here we go again

[last leaf]

im sorry but i'm not pro-state.

[prime terrace]

WREN I ACCIDENTALLY MADE LOTUS A REALLY GOOD CHARACTER FOR IGF AND NOW IM QUESTIONING USING HIM IN IGF OR NOT

[prime terrace]

A while back i mentioned if Finley died i'd be using a Subaltern Twink

this is that twink, just with a new look

[noble ivy]

I wanted to say earlier that of course I liked your lotus sketch

I especially like how detailed it is and the dynamic angle of the head. very impressive

also

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/self-control-type-bark-woof-gif-9489710035771535173

[last leaf]

i could take the problem out of your hands...

[clever cloud]

kill the lotus obviosly

[prime terrace]

Thanksss. i do not draw often so im glad i managed to get a dynamic angle of "upper body turned one way whilst hips face other direction"

[prime terrace]

h o w

[noble ivy]

-# that fiending robot's gonna show up everyday now....

[prime terrace]

His cables are exposed for a reason muehehehe

[west phoenix]

If pixel is gonna post the robot twink, yes

[balmy obsidian]

reposting the image

[last leaf]

I jest, I don't have strong opinions either way on the state as a form of social organisation. I'm anti nation-state but that's just because nationalism is generally a terrible idea outside of the very specific anticolonial context.

[last leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/devious-evil-cat-devious-evil-cat-gif-13662346222156832155

[west phoenix]

I'm reading that in resident evil Heisenberg voice

"both of you shut the fuck up!"

[prime terrace]

Y'all like the robot twink :3

[balmy obsidian]

I don't, I must kill him

[prime terrace]

btw when i say Muehehehehe this is me

[noble ivy]

we like robots and twinks
what did you expect?

[last leaf]

something something all nationalist movements either die a hero or live long enough to see themselves become the villain

[west phoenix]

Wren shut the hell up

[polar glacier]

my distaste for men is at war with my desire for robots

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-slap-gif-24023679

[last leaf]

make me bitch

[prime terrace]

Is

i-is that a good thing?

[west phoenix]

Yes

[last leaf]

eh, probably

[balmy obsidian]

it means "safe, for now"

[prime terrace]

also i'm a man :(

[west phoenix]

Exactly

[balmy obsidian]

for now

[prime terrace]

HOWEVER

[west phoenix]

[balmy obsidian]

@noble ivy post "dear 'boys'" image

[prime terrace]

doesnt mean anything tbhhhh

[polar glacier]

for him, probably

[prime terrace]

yippeee

[polar glacier]

That's fine, just means you're on the list of IGF chatters I won't hit on

[prime terrace]

tbh Lotus is quite gay (bi-curious with a heavy lean towards men)

[last leaf]

@noble ivy (I'd rather if you didn't)

[west phoenix]

Hi ada

[prime terrace]

Oh yeah thats perfectly fine. I'm aromantic lol

[west phoenix]

Do it Juli

[polar glacier]

Okay so Lotus gets it then! We can be wingbuddies

[noble ivy]

am I just a meme dispensary now?

[last leaf]

you're not limited to IGF chatters you witch.

[balmy obsidian]

Yes

[last leaf]

no no, you also do reaction images.

[balmy obsidian]

(No)

[west phoenix]

I don't know

[prime terrace]

Lotus does not understand relationships entirely tbh. He just knows that if someone chooses to hold hands with him he will melt

[west phoenix]

Can you repeat the question?

[minor orchid]

which one?

[balmy obsidian]

Can you repeat the question

FUCK

[polar glacier]

mood, buddy.

[west phoenix]

Wren if Pixel introduces this robotwink into our game Archie is gonna make the vibes rancid

[polar glacier]

No but that list is. It's why the list is so short.

[minor orchid]

Why the subaltern had to come with tact sensibility!?

[clever cloud]

i feel chat is more deranged than usual, or is my brain slower today?

[balmy obsidian]

yes

[west phoenix]

Both

[minor orchid]

no, it's the usual

maybe a little more

[clever cloud]

🐴

[last leaf]

little bit of each I think

[noble ivy]

its just popping off today and yesterday

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-robot-ai-pizza-humping-gif-5441959637525981956

now it is more deranged

[prime terrace]

1. He's SSC

2. He started off as a research subaltern for fauna and such, so he had to be able to feel things to document it

[prime terrace]

NOOOOOO

[noble ivy]

GET THAT MAN BACK IN THE KITCHEN

[balmy obsidian]

The robot is making pizza

[west phoenix]

He make'a da sexo

[minor orchid]

mmm dough

[prime terrace]

Oh god i just had a thought chat

VHAT I HAD A THOUGHT

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/the-italian-way-the-best-way-the-italian-way-is-the-best-way-italian-gif-27291186

See the movements? Pizza

[last leaf]

some buns sure are getting baked.

[minor orchid]

a penny for your thoughts?

[west phoenix]

You don't have many of those, do you?

[balmy obsidian]

Says you

[west phoenix]

Said me

[polar glacier]

The chat feels pretty high energy today, but more scattered and less... okay I guess it's getting more horny now n/m

[clever cloud]

yea, i feel that ada

[last leaf]

yea

[prime terrace]

Lotus needs the cables in his noggin to give him certain senses and such

Bet you could just pull out a few of em and watch him react

Okay im done i swear I SWEAR DONT CRUCIFY ME

seriously though playing with Lotus' cables has so much potential for intimacy

[noble ivy]

someone find the rails and get us back on them please

[west phoenix]

Its been lotus time for the last 24 hours my brain is jelly

[prime terrace]

o7

[clever cloud]

it all went down hill after i posted this

[prime terrace]

Phoebe :3

[last leaf]

ugh I need to fulfill my ttrpg responsibilities to my players (both in terms of prep and ooc rp) but I have just not been feeling it since classes started up again.

[polar glacier]

this would also work on me

who said that

[balmy obsidian]

It's all Norway's fault

[last leaf]

you are a cunning linguist aren't you?

[west phoenix]

This is why i simply don't do text RP

You get what i give you in the session and then YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT IT

[prime terrace]

Got him on a table for maintenance but you know fine well he feels every part of it so you could just...tug on a cable in his chest here and there to see him squirm.

[minor orchid]

The twink is sensitive

[last leaf]

yeah but I have even less energy for voiced rp during sessions.

[prime terrace]

i blame you for encouraging me

Okay NOW im done

[polar glacier]

aw

[prime terrace]

let us discuss the yuri potential between Phoebe and literally anybody else

[balmy obsidian]

Don't make me post horse

I'll fucking do it

[west phoenix]

Please no

[prime terrace]

LOOK LIKE

[willow needle]

me

[west phoenix]

I haven't done anything wrong

[prime terrace]

exactly

[willow needle]

[minor orchid]

oh no

[prime terrace]

Phoebe is literally the textbook example of an "I can fix her" statement

[minor orchid]

look who you summoned

[polar glacier]

anybody else? Okay, challenge accepted

[last leaf]

im so glad people here are moffbrained

it really validates me sometimes

[west phoenix]

i believe in you

[last leaf]

I raise you, everybody else.

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-cute-moths-fluffy-bug-gif-4304949249024176375

[willow needle]

so me

[prime terrace]

Well i just finished talking about pulling on Lotus' cables so i think we should go more wholesome

[prime terrace]

Fat fucking moff lazes around all day like a lazy shit

[west phoenix]

Ironically since i quit my job my motivation has plummeted, but i think things are looking up so I'm trying to feel better about it

[minor orchid]

Reverie be like-

[balmy obsidian]

I was going to post my nhp and say "Good luck yuriing this fucker" but then you'd just give him boobs and call it a day I gotta be careful

[prime terrace]

Have you considered not hating Lotus? /j

[clever cloud]

no

[minor orchid]

let lotus be happy I say

[prime terrace]

Why doest thou gaze upon Lotus with such malice, Eleonor?

[west phoenix]

Man

[willow needle]

LOOK she lays around all day when she isnt needed

but she isnt fat

dont call her fat you will regret it

[west phoenix]

MAN

[balmy obsidian]

🐴

[west phoenix]

Some of y'all are so young i can feel it

[prime terrace]

HONSE

[prime terrace]

Im 20 💀

[west phoenix]

I know

[balmy obsidian]

Baby

[west phoenix]

We can tell

[clever cloud]

It's evident

[balmy obsidian]

Infant

Child

[willow needle]

im 23

https://tenor.com/view/the-roaring-knight-deltarune-dancing-gangnam-style-roaring-knight-gif-3755995978636297230

[balmy obsidian]

NEWBORN

[west phoenix]

Fetus

[noble ivy]

Leo stop projecting, you baby

[prime terrace]

FOOLS

[balmy obsidian]

I'M TWENTY SEVEN

[last leaf]

damn, you're 777?

[west phoenix]

Leo is my age?

[minor orchid]

stop calling people newborns(? heck

[prime terrace]

I may be young blood

but i have forged a true subaltern twink

[polar glacier]

• ||Annabelle McKenzie||(ch4)
• ||Feather herself||(ch1)
• Siren
• Striga
• ||Rose Bottle|| (not a spoiler)

[last leaf]

The only lotus I recognise

[prime terrace]

Until Finley dies. then you will know true pain

[minor orchid]

finally

we can project lotus

WE CAN PROJECT INFINITE TWINKS

[west phoenix]

Who will protect his pangolin that he needed to get

[prime terrace]

||I shouldn't have said literally anyone else.

Phoebe and Feather is technically selfcest||

[noble ivy]

-# must... not... say.., something that... will get me banned...

[prime terrace]

im curious now

[balmy obsidian]

BUT WOULD YOU FUCK YOUR CLONE

[west phoenix]

Juli no

[noble ivy]

and you will stay curious

[last leaf]

yes obviously.

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/sarcastic-sarcasm-terminator-thumbs-up-gif-13726704

[minor orchid]

SEND IT VIA PM

THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW

[prime terrace]

Im just gonna go back to imagining a pilot helping repair Lotus after a fight whilst pulling on a few cables on purpose.

It isnt lewd, it's romantic. yes yes.

robot romance my beloved

[polar glacier]

yall should play 1000xRESIST

[willow needle]

romance is based

[balmy obsidian]

I've expended my horny joke quota for the day

[minor orchid]

Wall-E coded

[noble ivy]

robo fucker meme

[balmy obsidian]

You keep recomending it to me

[clever cloud]

expanded or expended???????

[balmy obsidian]

No habla ingles

[prime terrace]

LITERALLY LOTUS YEAH THATS HIM

[willow needle]

dsiofasuhjdbvsaj

[prime terrace]

hold up waot

wait

[minor orchid]

NOOOOOO CRUSHED LOTUS

[west phoenix]

@last leaf archie and spider

[prime terrace]

these two

[minor orchid]

GOD DAMN IT

[prime terrace]

These two exactly

[minor orchid]

it... it is

[prime terrace]

Kerfus the literal Sekhmet Barbarossa and Lotus the twink

[minor orchid]

that's... Lotus tittle nowaskldj askldjas

[willow needle]

Lotus NHP CLASS: Twink

[prime terrace]

Twink Class Subaltern (SSC)

[minor orchid]

Behold

[last leaf]

spider's idea of foreplay is literally stabbing you

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-pixar-kiss-gif-4754422

the ultimate robo kiss

[west phoenix]

Thats what the subalterns are for

[prime terrace]

Just dont try kissing Lotus QUICKLY unless you want a potential broken nose.

his screen face is very tough :(

[polar glacier]

hot

[polar glacier]

safe sex

[minor orchid]

ough... headbutt-

[west phoenix]

ADA

[noble ivy]

-# The Robosexuals have taken over yet again...

[polar glacier]

WHAT

[prime terrace]

Sometimes im blessed Lotus doesnt have any of these

[minor orchid]

robosexuals I-