serenity did tell jerry to pay calamity instead of using her as free labor
#In Golden Flame
west phoenix
hybrid salmon
money is an illusion, like good sleep
supple carbon
would my character ask for more money?
minor orchid
money is an illusion, like good sleep
But you know what's not an illusion?
west phoenix
how about you ask for some bitches
minor orchid
DONATING 50 INGOTS TO ACTIVATE THE JERRY CAM!!!
supple carbon
how about you ask for some bitches
west phoenix
DONATING 50 INGOTS TO ACTIVATE THE JERRY CAM!!!
minor orchid
In the last "Live from the Long Rim" we saw Jerry SLEEP FOR 4 MINUTES BEFORE THE STATION'S STABILITY PLUMETED TO MINUS 400000
willow needle
then an explosion woke him up
minor orchid
the clock actually went down
I love lancer clocks
Even more when you can all see them
willow needle
me with lancer clocks (joyous)
west phoenix
i have a clock i get to reveal to my players tomorrow i'm excited :)
goodddd i'm so excited for tomorrow's session raaagghhhh
minor orchid
goodddd i'm so excited for tomorrow's session raaagghhhh
TOMORROW LANCER?!
supple carbon
the chat when Jerry sleep
minor orchid
TOMORROW LANCER!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEE
supple carbon
imagine having lancer this week, hope you have fun!
minor orchid
TemporaryF1X joined the stream
noble ivy
west phoenix
*TemporaryF1X joined the stream*
you're not in the wallflower server but you can be, there's a lot of context you don't know lmfao
west phoenix
and if naana wants to run wallflower major spoilers
hybrid salmon
Lancers in da house!
willow needle
and if naana wants to run wallflower major spoilers
west phoenix
summoned
minor orchid
https://tenor.com/view/reappear-appear-gif-20802583
I fear for my life
willow needle
(if i can im interested(?)
west phoenix
I fear for my life
you should
i kind of want to post a major spoiler thing i made my players are going to see tomorrow that i'm really happy with
willow needle
cobalt zealot
Of course she fucking did
Juli do you always take the ||unknow NHP shards of dubious origin||
noble ivy
oh shit... sorry if it wasn't clear but Javi is one of the players in the IGF game I run
-# Also Javi's a guy
willow needle
man if i get to be running CoS and Wallflower i'd feel super proud wheeze
noble ivy
Juli do you always take the ||unknow NHP shards of dubious origin||
But yes, I ||Look into the fuckass chamber|| in every timeline
no matter the campaign or setting
west phoenix
the torment nexus
west phoenix
I already suffer in Barovia
the jerboa is sent to malevelon creek
west phoenix
man if i get to be running CoS and Wallflower i'd feel super proud wheeze
i'd love to help
provided you have the time and don't strain yourself
cobalt zealot
oh shit... sorry if it wasn't clear but Javi is one of the players in the IGF ga...
Oic
noble ivy
cobalt zealot
In every timeline my choice is ||to avoid the fuckass chamber||
west phoenix
coward
cobalt zealot
Doesn't matter the character
west phoenix
i be lookin 👁️
clever cloud
I will pretend i dont wanna, but i eventually always do
west phoenix
tsundere
noble ivy
In every timeline my choice is ||to avoid the fuckass chamber||
-# I forgot I had this meme
minor orchid
provided you have the time and don't strain yourself
Don't give her torture tools
She already has a lot
west phoenix
ok too late i'll post a torture tool for her
just for you naana :3 (wallflower spoilers)
noble ivy
willow needle
ok too late i'll post a torture tool for her
just for you naana :3 (wallflower ...
i like it
willow needle
provided you have the time and don't strain yourself
west phoenix
smasher?! i hardly know her
west phoenix
noble ivy
west phoenix
this is who should have been added to strive
noble ivy
just throw Sol Badguy into night city and everything will be fixed by the end of the week
west phoenix
"mr. badguy, we have a contract for you-"
"GRAAAAND VIIIPPAAAAAH"
zinc topaz
i'm late
west phoenix
i hardly know her
zinc topaz
im late to the party
good one
im late to the party but i also love lancer clocks
theyre genius
noble ivy
i hardly know her
-# you just spat that out there with no hesitation...
west phoenix
you know what else i spat out there
zinc topaz
adam "hardly knows er" smasher
noble ivy
west phoenix
juli look at my fucking name do you doubt my capabilities
thats like my one thing
thats my one contribution to igf
minor orchid
thats my one contribution to igf
Being the best? :>
zinc topaz
smasher?! i hardly know her
i think its telling she did it twice in like less than 4 minutes
zinc topaz
thats my one contribution to igf
being lovely? :3
robust plank
if only my players didnt cancel :joyous:
i need to start running for different people
zinc topaz
hey
noble ivy
thats my one contribution to igf
Being my best friend?
west phoenix
zinc topaz
maybe we found the igf gm game gm
west phoenix
Being my best friend? <:joyous:1398370644269207582>
we-weally bestie...
minor orchid
if only my players didnt cancel :joyous:
Your players cancel?
robust plank
Your players cancel?
so often
clever cloud
we wouldn't cancel on you
west phoenix
we would treat you right bby ;)
noble ivy
if only my players didnt cancel :joyous:
minor orchid
https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421
My fuggin' players NEVER
noble ivy
My condolences, Lamp
robust plank
we would treat you right bby ;)
zinc topaz
i wouldnt dare cancel
west phoenix
me @ your players that cancel sessions
zinc topaz
-# plus i need an excuse to use the cool spider lich mech
minor orchid
-# plus i need an excuse to use the cool spider lich mech
Spooder mech looks so dope
In all honesty I can explain how cool that design is
Can't
Anyway, solution?
Just DM for 2 folks
west phoenix
naur
minor orchid
Naur?!
west phoenix
eleonaur
minor orchid
Naur deez
noble ivy
Juliaurna
clever cloud
you know.. it doesn't have to be a full ass campaign. the igf chat plays siren's song or something
clever cloud
this chat is the musenet
minor orchid
True-
west phoenix
i would love to play sirens song
let me bring archie over to sirens song and everyone would be like "nah nvm fuck NHP rights i'm done with this twink"
noble ivy
-# Its like twitch chat plays but far less functional
minor orchid
i would love to play sirens song
If I can't become a siren at the end of the campaign then I don't want to hear about it /jk
minor orchid
-# Its like *twitch chat* plays but far less functional
And 500% more forcefemmed
Lucy: "Why is everyone forcefemming eachother?"
noble ivy
RUN JERBLORBO
clever cloud
hipo was trans'd so easily. she was basically standing on the edge of the cliff
west phoenix
damn.. no thrill of the hunt
minor orchid
<:grabby1:964928263195598868><:grabby2:964928281285632070>
Lucy: "Oh! Sure thing! I should have the only dress I was able to afford!"
minor orchid
"You know, I didn't like it at first but.. I guess it's the only thing my family could afford"
clever cloud
Ohhh this is why leo is so enticing
west phoenix
"your estrogen. pick. it. up."
minor orchid
hipo was trans'd so easily. *she* was basically standing on the edge of the clif...
Hey- that's rude!
... Plus I was as the end of the line like
I knew I just... Jam with both sides of the table: just needed like... Idk
west phoenix
welcome to the girls table
noble ivy
i want the hunt
the hunt in question:
west phoenix
where only girls can be
noble ivy
-# hey meow, remember to grab a glass of water
west phoenix
i stay strapped
willow needle
chapter 1 spoilers (?)
west phoenix
this but with (ch2? no naana) ||serenity and the valentinians||
noble ivy
||Is that a war form in the background? And who's the corpse???||
willow needle
can i click+
noble ivy
you can click mine
west phoenix
||Is that a war form in the background? And who's the corpse???||
could be a (wf spoilers?) ||overmind||
minor orchid
I think I know who the corpse is
willow needle
||Is that a war form in the background? And who's the corpse???||
||yes! SSC wanted to push the limits of the egs they recovered, one is a war morph, another is a subterranean(?) morph, then there's reverie and a mix of both. theres another 2 siblings but i dont know how they can look like, maybe SSC made them be a crazy new morph. the corpse is the 'mother' of Feather.||
noble ivy
-# ahhhhh
willow needle
||these siblings are the only ones survivors of SSC experimentation out of hundreds of thousands of eggs. quality over quantity i guess.||
west phoenix
willow needle
||and we dont talk about what they did to the overmind||
noble ivy
this but with (ch2? no naana) ||serenity and the valentinians||
||there is no goddamn way anyone's leaving that dinner without a burden||
west phoenix
i have made this joke so many times but
||loki saying "daddy can you pass me the butter" and then serenity and odin both reach for it||
noble ivy
-# that'll be the funniest shit in the goddamn world
willow needle
anyways, its time for the
west phoenix
gn the moff
willow needle
fuck off
minor orchid
chapter 1 spoilers (?)
Also my suspicion was right, the corpse is WHOLE IGF spoilers ||Mkondo||
willow needle
"NO, NO, NO, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!"
The 4 mpreg emotes:
noble ivy
The evil seahorse plots
-# more like plots where she can put all these babies
west phoenix
green goblin spiderman
"no no no you can't do this to me.... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!"
minor orchid
-# ~~more like plots where she can put all these babies~~
Reverie will share a folder with Hope omg
willow needle
Reverie will share a folder with Hope omg
west phoenix
now kiss
willow needle
I WANT THEM TO KISS, HIPO DOESNT CUZ HE HATES ME
willow needle
west phoenix
ok hipo is a bigot
minor orchid
PFFF wonderful
minor orchid
ok hipo is a bigot
I am big ass(?)
willow needle
15 minutes in game....
almost 2 months irl......
west phoenix
I am big ass(?)
proof?
willow needle
I am big ass(?)
ur thin asfuck
minor orchid
ur thin asfuck
Thin where it counts uwu
willow needle
show then
noble ivy
Stop trying to dox the seawhorse
willow needle
i already know where he lives.....
jovial beacon
willow needle
||in his house||
minor orchid
||in his house||
So true
west phoenix
i'm trying to she/her
west phoenix
man i wanna make another joke that will get me in trouble 
willow needle
that seems very common
west phoenix
i am problematic
minor orchid
Here's my ass ugly self, as you can see, t-shirt is very comfy...
Bathroom moment btw!
willow needle
omg self doxxing
minor orchid
But then... The lie is revealed
west phoenix
apprehending
west phoenix
west phoenix
snatched, even
minor orchid
snatched, even
I once tried a dress A FRIEND OF MINE SAID IT DIDN'T FIT HER
You can guess what happened
But yes that's the proof I weigh only 60kg
jovial beacon
Man i wish to be thin 
willow needle
YES PUT ON DRESSES 
west phoenix
i am thin'nt
willow needle
BE PRETTY
jovial beacon
I am majin buu
minor orchid
I am balding at 22
noble ivy
Be Joyously chubby
minor orchid
And my legs are jungle
willow needle
i am doomed to be the most stereotypical hourglass woman 
minor orchid
Be Joyously chubby
Agree
west phoenix
'doomed'
jovial beacon
Idk somehow but i can imitate buu voice in latin america
minor orchid
Plus there's another thing
willow needle
minor orchid
I am 44-45 BR
Which is 12-13 US size apparently
minor orchid
my feet too damn big
Omg sameee
minor orchid
I am 45-46
LESGOOOO
west phoenix
my feet are small for my height
willow needle
i use a 40 EUR, which is a 7.5 in US, 38 in BR (?)
minor orchid
i use a 40 EUR, which is a 7.5 in US, 38 in BR (?)
Smol
jovial beacon
Smol
willow needle
jovial beacon
@willow needle you
willow needle
-# i wish i was that small
west phoenix
<@323109030014877698> you
minor orchid
Kobold small?
willow needle
lucero small (she is 1.50 iirc)
jovial beacon
https://tenor.com/view/crunch-cat-luna-eat-gif-3997701764820700221
Palico eating a 5 star dish before going to box a primordial malzeno
minor orchid
lucero small (she is 1.50 iirc)
Yus
willow needle
19cm away from happiness 
minor orchid
1.68 counting ears
willow needle
list of possible names for my amber phantom, still deciding, might leave it for tomorrow?
used a mix of compcon list and inspired by the roaring knight (yes, in name only)
noble ivy
-# holy shit all of these are fantastic names
willow needle
yea ^^ im between like 3-4 of those
west phoenix
sometimes names just surprise you too
like i was thinking for months i'd know what to call my gorgon, and then when the session came i decided i liked another name on a whim
willow needle
man im way too much a person that needs planning
like i do stuff in a whim but what i have at the moment i like having it all ready
west phoenix
sometimes you think that
but then you meet The Family Dog
willow needle
||S1GN4L?||
willow needle
willow needle
in jail you mean
jovial beacon
a doggo in punishment
west phoenix
i'm considering using (naana safe) ||S1GN4L to help develop a heinous virus or help with Hells Gate cybersecurity so Archie and him can be absolutely gremlins||
willow needle
list of possible names for my amber phantom, still deciding, might leave it for ...
i wanna ask, any votes for them?
west phoenix
we were made for each other because you're a fucking hopeless lesbian
minor orchid
i'm considering using (naana safe) ||S1GN4L to help develop a heinous virus or h...
Wait I have permission to inserte Archie?!
minor orchid
Takes notes
jovial beacon
clever cloud
This is my all-time favorite musepost
willow needle
This is my all-time favorite musepost
fr
minor orchid
This is my all-time favorite musepost
Yes
minor orchid
not what i meant but go ahead lol
Something something S1GN4L and Archie Wrecking havoc
(they turn off the firewall to get better ping)
jovial beacon
Something something S1GN4L and Archie Wrecking havoc
soooooo new npcs for hell´s gate?
west phoenix
Something something S1GN4L and Archie Wrecking havoc
archie is trying to help!!!! they have an NHP clinic open in hells gate!!!!
minor orchid
archie is trying to help!!!! they have an NHP clinic open in hells gate!!!!
NVM THEN!
Hope is gonna need it :>
west phoenix
reverie is gonna kill archie when they try to flirt with hope
jovial beacon
probably
willow needle
i'm considering using (naana safe) ||S1GN4L to help develop a heinous virus or h...
||Meanwhile reverie with S1GN4L||
west phoenix
"they say hope is the last thing ever lost.... so glad i found you ;)"
willow needle
She is going to be found lost in the void of space after saying that
jovial beacon
west phoenix
||Meanwhile reverie with S1GN4L||
archie flicked rocks at his head and made fun of him and called him good boy a lot... hope that didn't wake anything in him
willow needle
REVERIE DID TOO XD
west phoenix
too bad reverie is going to be killing archie
supple carbon
stop calling the thirty something year old hacker a good boy
west phoenix
"you know what they say about birds of a feather... wanna flock?"
willow needle
"do you wanna learn how to twist your head around like an owl?"
west phoenix
"i don't have one of those but ok"
willow needle
"we will figure it out"
supple carbon
this sounds like flirting
minor orchid
It is
jovial beacon
yeah
west phoenix
look archie doesn't date humans. egregorians? who knows
willow needle
Yall down bad
supple carbon
something something 5 drawings and not one conversation
west phoenix
its especially weird considering that ||archie and hope could be considered partial siblings because of the feather fragment||
minor orchid
its especially weird considering that ||archie and hope could be considered part...
I could say something regarding this-
west phoenix
HAHA
supple carbon
say it
west phoenix
say it
jovial beacon
say it
supple carbon
YOU MOTHER
minor orchid
and huge spoilers for... well, whole IGF
supple carbon
fine
jovial beacon
damn
supple carbon
who can read it?
jovial beacon
evan we can`t read that shit
willow needle
What's going on now?
jovial beacon
hipo prob gonna drop a huge spoiler i think
willow needle
Wao
jovial beacon
waoo
supple carbon
we can't read
minor orchid
ok I'll keep it short but
minor orchid
its especially weird considering that ||archie and hope could be considered part...
||Even if she's a feather fragment... would not be "siblings" ... for reasons I believe are only in my campaign-||
jovial beacon
can we read it? :3
west phoenix
can i read it???
willow needle
Out of topic but am I the only one that when I read WF (wallflower) I read "woof"?
west phoenix
woofflower
minor orchid
can i read it???
I believe so-
supple carbon
Out of topic but am I the only one that when I read WF (wallflower) I read "woof...
yeah
west phoenix
puppyboy ||beggar||
noble ivy
archie flicked rocks at his head and made fun of him ~~and called him good boy a...
I thought Archie called him a “troublesome twink”
west phoenix
||Even if she's a feather fragment... would not be "siblings" ... for reasons I ...
ooooooohhh
in that case
minor orchid
PFFFFFF
willow needle
supple carbon
WHAT
minor orchid
they are sharing code omgf
west phoenix
minor orchid
in that case
like... only ONE specific case... which would require archie to be a trinity class NHP
but I think they not-
so all safe
west phoenix
man idk what the fuck they are
they were supposedly an ATHENA
but now theres so much code up in there
clever cloud
they are sharing code omgf
check out my tcp/ip transfer rate
minor orchid
then they right
supple carbon
trinity class nhp
minor orchid
trinity class nhp
"woah, are you a lancer pilot?!"
that face is engraved inside your memory
west phoenix
trinity class nhp
eleonor after the session tomorrow
jovial beacon
||thank god nothing happens to me in the tachyon 
||
supple carbon
*that face is engraved inside your memory*
hell, actual hell for you
zinc topaz
hipo was trans'd so easily. *she* was basically standing on the edge of the clif...
...
zinc topaz
the hunt in question:
LOL
supple carbon
eleonor after the session tomorrow
that's great, make them suffer(?)
zinc topaz
i just got back from a movie sorry hi everyone
minor orchid
yay!
zinc topaz
- what is sirens song :3
minor orchid
which movie? :o
supple carbon
hello
clever cloud
Siren's Song, Mountain's Remorse is a 1st party module
zinc topaz
seeing it in a theater was so good
jovial beacon
hi there
west phoenix
i just got back from a movie sorry hi everyone
i want to say "all by yourself handsome?" but in this context it sounds like flirting
zinc topaz
why cant it be ~
supple carbon
Siren's Song, Mountain's Remorse is a 1st party module
does it have to do with IGF Siren?
west phoenix
perfect blue. i fucking love that movie
oh shit actual peak
west phoenix
does it have to do with IGF Siren?
no, but archie can make her sing ;3
ok horny over
minor orchid
ZAMN
supple carbon
how do i answer to that
minor orchid
talk about playing in FLStudio
zinc topaz
his partner and i both love psych thrillers/horror and he cant handle horror at all. he made it about 30 minutes into silent hill 2
but he liked it lol
anyways robot game :3
willow needle
Now for real
west phoenix
gn the eeper
zinc topaz
-# if playing sirens song is something that we're actually doing here ... :3
-# sticking my paw under the door, like a cat locked out of a room
minor orchid
can I follow?
west phoenix
me and the bad bitch i pulled by meaning mean and insufferable
clever cloud
-# if playing sirens song is something that we're actually doing here ... :3
really, we need a GM. There's a quota for it
west phoenix
NOT IT
clever cloud
oh god not it
noble ivy
You can’t make me do it
zinc topaz
-# not it please
clever cloud
@robust plank interested?
minor orchid
wait who's it?
clever cloud
Hipo's GMing i guess
clever cloud
let's play at LL10
west phoenix
GM, take 97AP damage (cannot be reduced in any way)
zinc topaz
yayyy ll10
minor orchid
"Does a 32 hit?"
A sunzi tp'ed it out of the way
It hit, the grunt that was protecting the actual target
west phoenix
hipo wins by using core rulebook specters
zinc topaz
oh man are there npcs with a look out sir ability in lancer
west phoenix
a few, yeah
zinc topaz
i havent dug deep enough into npc abilities
west phoenix
bastions, grunt defenders in the rebake
zinc topaz
ooooo
zinc topaz
what 😭
west phoenix
they become so much stronger when an ally dies near them
wallflower NPCs are a mixed bag but i fucking LOVE avengers
willow needle
God i need to read wallflower
west phoenix
its uh
zinc topaz
of the first party ones i thought osr sounded the neatest
west phoenix
as written its certainly something
zinc topaz
meaning ...? TwT
west phoenix
wallflower requires a lot of work, but the bones are good
zinc topaz
i see
west phoenix
it goes for a lot of cool things just doesn't fully develop them
the NPCs are a victim of that too lol
base spite, strider, AND lurker are... oh my god
they're miserable to run
zinc topaz
i was watching vex tweak the slinger yesterday
west phoenix
i hardly know her
west phoenix
i think a lot of the issues with wallflower can be seen with their NPCs; a lot of great ideas but not fully thought out
willow needle
My only question is, iirc wallflower was divided into acts... How far done are they?..
willow needle
Ah
zinc topaz
ahh
west phoenix
they have a very early draft of act 2 but its contentious
zinc topaz
fun :3
zinc topaz
ooooo
willow needle
they have a very early draft of act 2 but its contentious
How so?
west phoenix
(major wallflower spoilers) ||you get to meet the evil space robot pope||
thats hardly a joke
west phoenix
How so?
its short and they have a lot of mechanics people don't really like with the battle tracker, i also don't think it focuses enough on the new elements that are introduced in act 2 and leans too much on what happened in act 1
west phoenix
granted as written act 1 NEVER mentions something massively important to act 2, i've already changed that
willow needle
Huh
zinc topaz
i was reading through act 1 and i was like .. this could easily be like a year
and i'm not even all thr way through it
willow needle
I suppose theres no ETA or communication about the official acts?
zinc topaz
good. when i do have the guts (and a group) to run this module i'll have time to stall before acts 2 and 3 come out
west phoenix
all we got was a post with miguel with the pdf open lmao
clever cloud
Tom and Miguel LAncer
zinc topaz
1/2 of john lancer
west phoenix
at this point even if act 2 is done in time for me (it won't be) i'm so set with what i have that i'm gonna run what i have
clever cloud
the writers
willow needle
Ah
zinc topaz
at this point even if act 2 is done in time for me (it won't be) i'm so set with...
well i meant for igf. idk if you meant wallflower here but
west phoenix
the early early draft of all of wallflower had act 1 end at the end of the current chapter 2, so a lot could change
west phoenix
well i meant for igf. idk if you meant wallflower here but
look i don't mess with igf gm stuff, thats not my responsibility
west phoenix
i'm gonna be roped in this campaign for way too long idk if i can ever run it
zinc topaz
i definitely want to eventually
west phoenix
well you're not in a game!!!! you can!!!!
zinc topaz
but i'm so in love with the content that i want to do it justice
west phoenix
you WILL DO IT JUSTICE
zinc topaz
not for my first time!!! 😭😭
zinc topaz
i am SCARED
clever cloud
ok but really @minor orchid do you wanna run siren's song for us?
west phoenix
if you become a player for igf you're not gonna be able to run it for 3 years
think about that
you're going to be TRAPPED
zinc topaz
not if i become a player in sirens song first
west phoenix
zinc topaz
noble ivy
you're going to be TRAPPED
Me who tricked bunzi into letting me be a player in his campaign
west phoenix
hipo, take 2 heat and become proned. oh and add immobilized to yourself and 4 burn
hybrid salmon
i'm evaluating if I can do a lancer now (knowing i should probably be job searching and am very strongly not)
west phoenix
honestly if i play lancer i want to play a grabbler saggy martha
zinc topaz
i still haven't totally decided on a build nor a pilot
west phoenix
you don't have to, you can just wait
idk what i'm gonna do for a pilot but i have a ton of builds lmao
zinc topaz
lich + kraul rifle + webjaw snare? maybe?
zinc topaz
at ll4 i will
west phoenix
sirens song is until LL2, its 3 chapters long (i think)
clever cloud
sirens's song is one mission
zinc topaz
hrmm then maybe an everest with an hmg 🙂↕️
west phoenix
LL12
clever cloud
it's written as LL2
zinc topaz
whuuh
west phoenix
hipo, get ready for hell
zinc topaz
hipo is hiding
minor orchid
ok but really <@878645474968608778> do you wanna run siren's song for us?
In all honesty I could... but that would mean 3 campaigns at the same time for me (To DM) x.x
west phoenix
make it LL3 so i can bring a caliban with siege ram teehee :3
minor orchid
Plus even if my english is good... it's not DM good heh
clever cloud
oh damn
west phoenix
ok so eleonor is running it
hybrid salmon
...does it need to fall to me... sigh
clever cloud
MAAAN
west phoenix
lock in eleonor
minor orchid
pffff jsjs
west phoenix
i'm bringing my most annoying build
clever cloud
girl no! i need to plan a dnd one-shot!!
minor orchid
...does it need to fall to me... *sigh*
Quinn you first need to take care of what YOU need first!
clever cloud
FRIENDS
hybrid salmon
what do i need
west phoenix
some bitches
hybrid salmon
rest? technically already have it
zinc topaz
some bitches 😭😭😭😭
hybrid salmon
a job? hahahaha my body is resisting it so hard
zinc topaz
you are so fast with it
hybrid salmon
gonna wave away the bitches comments
west phoenix
its instinct
west phoenix
gonna wave away the bitches comments
its ok i dont got no bitches either
hybrid salmon
lancer? that can be set up
west phoenix
uuuuggghhhhh i can gm it too but i got tooooo muuccchhhh
zinc topaz
i love that there is a clear division in this chat between bitchless and married
minor orchid
lancer? that can be set up
hybrid salmon
that said i'd rather start gming again for people i am closer to... these are the nerves that made it hard last time...
zinc topaz
gming for strangers scares me too
i think ive mentioned it more than a couple times i used to do paid dnd and i did not enjoy it
hybrid salmon
-# loser mentality lounging
west phoenix
yeah i could never gm for strangers, i'd die
gming for friends is hard sometimes
i do not want anyone to perceive my slop but also i enjoy running the slop
zinc topaz
that being said this little group of people has been very kind to me in the short time ive been here
west phoenix
that will change when we get in session we are going to KILL YOU
FUCK YOU AND YOUR OPFOR. I HAVE AN HMG
minor orchid
that being said this little group of people has been very kind to me in the shor...
Welcome to Calliope!
hybrid salmon
i'm sure people here will be good, just... i get nervous about effort and my gm capability and stuff like that
zinc topaz
i could gm but i also want to learn lancer from the players side
clever cloud
naaaaah you dont need it
west phoenix
yeah learning lancer first is good, NPCs have their own stuff too
minor orchid
i'm sure people here will be good, just... i get nervous about effort and my gm ...
Look I can re-assure you
your chapter 1? awesome :>
hybrid salmon
<.<
west phoenix
i'm sure people here will be good, just... i get nervous about effort and my gm ...
i've felt like that for 8 years and people say they like my shit. i don't believe them ,but you can if you want
you'll always feel like that
and if you don't i'm jealous
west phoenix
god, same....
zinc topaz
there are some moments im proud of
hybrid salmon
i'm trying to internalize that but there's still the nerves
zinc topaz
thankfully one of my players recorded and uploaded the whole campaign to youtube
west phoenix
shit that makes me upset they're like 'wow thats so cool' and i'm like y'all are lying wtf
clever cloud
and it definitely is cool
zinc topaz
but going back and watching it sometimes makes me like warhhhfhhfgghhhh WHY didnt i do this bettTTEERRRR
west phoenix
yeah....
hybrid salmon
but i have gmed individual sessions I'm proud of across multiple campaigns and shorter-than-campaign-frameworks and I've built a little confidence at least? i'd like to think?
west phoenix
talking about my starfinder campaign earlier was major cringe
at least wallflower is leagues better than that
zinc topaz
i fucked up with something minor that was supposed to be super cool and i still havent forgiven myself for it
west phoenix
is it good? probably not, but it's an improvement
zinc topaz
i made a new sprite for my rogue player after he was supposed to get a scar during a fight with his character's evil ass dad
and he went down in one hit (vorpal crit)
and i forgot to fucking update the sprite bc i wasnt expevting it
clever cloud
but i have gmed individual sessions I'm proud of across multiple campaigns and s...
Ok given that sirens song is literally about work ethic, this might be carthatic
hybrid salmon
nuuuu-
but probably people still remember it well
zinc topaz
i was like "yeaaa he's gonna do this whole fight with blood all in his eyes and shit and its gonna be badass"
and i forgot
and i didnt even remember until literally the last session when i was like "where is his scar i thought i updated the token"
zinc topaz
nuuuu-
but probably people still remember it well
well they do which is the point
i'm literally the only one who cares
clever cloud
i did read ssmr like 2 years ago, but never ran it
zinc topaz
they all thought the campaign was tons of fun and they loved it
i'm the only one who ever cared about any of its flaws
hybrid salmon
i think i have the pdf just sitting in the lancer folder
clever cloud
mood
west phoenix
i'm the only one who ever cared about any of its flaws
see that still feels like a valid thing to me though
its the two cakes thing
zinc topaz
two cakes?
hybrid salmon
i've heard that it's a side effect of knowing how the sausage is made, in part
west phoenix
if you could have a slice of 1 cake, you'd pick the better one. the two cakes thing only works if you can have both of the two cakes
supple carbon
holy shit two cakes
west phoenix
two cakes?
can't find it without the caption
clever cloud
I have complains about the very final section. I imagine that it should (ssmr) ||take a lot of inspiration from how IGF treats NHPs. The bbeg section is weirdly unstructured and unhelpful, at least to me||
west phoenix
people use this as "don't feel bad about your works because someone enjoys it" yeah thats cool, but i wanna be the cake on the right
hybrid salmon
yeah it would be nice to figure out how to improve instead of flailing blindly
zinc topaz
hmmmm
hybrid salmon
i guess good enough is good enough
zinc topaz
well
my take on it is that at the end of the day i made it for them. and what they got out of it were characters they're still commissioning artwork of
which reminds me we splurged on a professional illustrator. $750 total for one piece but it's coming along really well
clever cloud
it's more about how we measure progress and success by unfairly comparing ourselves. the cake on the left is your best! it's your best rn, but it's literally your best!! that's awesome!! And every time you do this, you'll learn something new or different and your best is gonna get even better
hybrid salmon
as for a possible lancer pick-me-up, uh... dm me if you were thinking of joining I guess? because I don't have the spoons to set things up right now and knowing who's in is a start. Might not want to take 5.
no promises but hope ig
clever cloud
I can make a quick server for this, if you'd like
hybrid salmon
I should probably do that
west phoenix
it's more about how we measure progress and success by unfairly comparing oursel...
if i've been making that same cake for 8 years i'm gonna be pissed
if i just started baking, sure, thats fine
zinc topaz
I can make a quick server for this, if you'd like
reminds me i should send friend requests to you people shouldnt i
west phoenix
what do you mean you people
minor orchid
We the people-
zinc topaz
anyways for the 👀 reactors here is what he's sent me so far, spoiler tagged just bc its insanely off topic
jovial beacon
zinc topaz
minor orchid
MEGA HOLY-
jovial beacon
HOLY SIGMAR
clever cloud
SEXY
zinc topaz
lesbian fighter and npc wizard couple, and the party wizard and her carbuncle pet also
god i love art and artists
jovial beacon
CARBUNCLES!
minor orchid
lesbian fighter and npc wizard couple, and the party wizard and her carbuncle pe...
no better moment for bonding
than healing eachother's wounds
west phoenix
than healing eachother's wounds
or making them on each other
zinc topaz
but anyways like the group is paying --
jovial beacon
or making them on each other <:joyous:1399489753103077447>
that too
zinc topaz
so true
-- MONEY for this stuff
and i felt like i blew like a ton of it
but. evidently maybe my cake was better than i thought it was
point being i think you're gonna scrutinize your own work way way way way more than anyone else ever will
especially when its a bespoke storytime they get to play around in
west phoenix
well yeah ofc i'm gonna scrutinize it more than others. they just want an extra cake
i'm the one who wants to make a good cake
jovial beacon
goodnight i hope all can achieve your objectives and be happy love this chat and the ppl
zinc topaz
what do you mean you people
the weird people who live in my phone and make me happy
zinc topaz
goodnight i hope all can achieve your objectives and be happy love this chat an...
goodnight!!
zinc topaz
i'm the one who wants to make a good cake
then make the cake you'd want to eat
chances are your friends think you have good taste
the way i mitigated regrets in my last campaign was by just scripting certain lines of dialogue and scenes like way in advance wayyyy in advance
and for like months i'd reread it and tweak the way i wrote them
west phoenix
damn. thats me
zinc topaz
read it to different background music
west phoenix
then make the cake you'd want to eat
i'm trying but i want a better cake 😭
zinc topaz
for one scene in particular i just went until i made myself cry and was like alright thats it got it
and then i made 3 of them cry
bingo
west phoenix
i made eleonor cry once, didn't even intend on it lol
zinc topaz
i think it was the music
clever cloud
oh shit when?!
zinc topaz
i was playing mother 3 music
clever cloud
i have the memory of a goldfish
west phoenix
at the start of starfinder, apparently. according to you
meeting with frill before he blew up
clever cloud
aaaaah fuck, yea i did
zinc topaz
omg i had a kobold who made a player cry and he was supposed to be a total joke character
clever cloud
jokes are a cheatcode for caring
zinc topaz
he was this dumb ass kobold who got sent way the fuck away from his clan bc he was obnoxious and dumb even by kobold standards. he was basically puss in boots from shrek as a kobold. they sent him to "defend the clan" by "standing guard" in this evil ass cave full of crystal monsters
they sent him to die of course
or at least fuck off for a long enough time to lose the rest of them
and so the party gets there and he introduces himself as Might (i made it clear his name was spelled Mite as in small) and described him as a runty little freak using a sword that was way too big for him
noble ivy
joke players stop being jokes when the time comes right
That's BRICC for my games
his name is bricc for gods sake, but the player (who's my brother btw) cooked up a backstory so good I'm remixing a chapter just to fuck with him
zinc topaz
anyways he died defending the party from one of those crystal monsters and felt fulfilled in having done what he set out to do in the first place
sorry lore dumping teehee
west phoenix
yeah i never shut up
zinc topaz
i try my best not to derail the thread too far from lancer but what can i say i like talking to you guys about shit
i also also never shut up
zinc topaz
reaaal
west phoenix
rip kala 😔
zinc topaz
meowmeowmeow
noble ivy
zinc topaz
my most recent gf told me i talked a lot in my sleep
west phoenix
same
zinc topaz
or at least made sounds and moved a lot
west phoenix
i make silly noises
zinc topaz
apparently i had a habit of grabbing her and not letting her go when she would try and get up or move around
zinc topaz
ok i was rewatching the scene i got 3 players to cry in i forgot how hard i cooked
the bbeg's lieutenant was one of the players' undead PCs
and while she was dying i let the original player pick her final words
clever cloud
... damn, me too
... now kiss
zinc topaz
THAT broke her
and that was fun to do
also the fucking music audio channel is cut out from the uplOAD AGHH that was like half of why the scene was so good
clever cloud
ok dude from what im hearing, your quality is like 80% critical role and that's awesome and terrifying
good shit
zinc topaz
oh wait no its not it's just super quiet lmao
west phoenix
yeah like wth you complaining about
zinc topaz
you're proving my point
clever cloud
this is what you sound like too, jen
zinc topaz
I'm the only one who thinks the way i do about my gming
west phoenix
i don't got like shit like this for my game
clever cloud
ok i have not met a single artist that doesnt hate their work
zinc topaz
gestures broadly to everyone else
clever cloud
I use the same two ambient soundtracks for 6 months in a row
zinc topaz
BAHAHAHH
HOLY SHIT i havent rewatched this in so long there's a very loud player sniffle halfway through me monologuing
uh speaking on soundtracks i usually pick stuff that isnt from other things just bc like
when i first started playing ttrpgs literally more than half of the time i was listening to secunda from skyrim
and it took me out of it
but i've kind of changed that recently? now i'm just more deliberate about it
west phoenix
uh speaking on soundtracks i usually pick stuff that isnt from other things just...
i like to use thematically appropriate video game music, like most of wallflower has been halo stuff
zinc topaz
sometimes i cant resist using iconic music though. i played proof of a hero when they were fighting a giant monster
west phoenix
out of all of my complaints i'm pretty happy with my music choice, even if i had trouble for next combat
west phoenix
honestly as a major halo fangirl there are very many superficial halo things in wallflower lol
zinc topaz
i'm trying to remember some of my favorites
i actually really really like the gm resources music suggestion list
especially the (ch. 1-2?) ||eva-00/the beast/les betes motif for andros||
definitely think it fits
mrrp i should go to bed soon
goodnight calliope <33
zinc topaz
-# only one more day of this godforsaken work week everyone clap for me making it through 13 opening shifts in a row
balmy obsidian
I'm thinking about chapter 3, specifically the (ch3) ||ERROR|| encounter.
I think one thing I'm going to do is ||write over the scan data for ERROR. First there would be a warning going like "Do not look further, you should not see this, bury this thought and forget it forever", then if they go down anyway it'll have a second warning "This is for your own good. I am trying to protect you from yourself. Go back." and then if they go further down anyway then it'll have quotes from the actual players when we were working on character creation.||
Also I need to look up how to link ambient noises to a token because I'm definitely gonna put ||whispers that get louder when you get closer to it||
balmy obsidian
can't find it without the caption
Legit my experience is that the simpler looking cakes are more satisfying to me than the elaborate looking ones ever are
minor orchid
It is a morning, Calliope!
willow needle
cobalt zealot
I wish I could take teen baan missiles
jovial beacon
Good morning calliope hope everyone have a good day!
zinc topaz
good morning calliope! 
dire cloud
Gay morning everyone!
west phoenix
Relatable
zinc topaz
i only get up bc i have to. otherwise i would be so so so comfy in bed right now
west phoenix
The biggest incentive to get me out of bed is my weak bladder
zinc topaz
i <33 laying in bed for hours and hours after actually waking up
shell bison
I'm thinking about chapter 3, specifically the (ch3) ||ERROR|| encounter.
I thin...
I actually have another horror segment planned for that myself
balmy obsidian
Do tell
shell bison
Do tell
My players, no spoil. ch3 spoilers
||I tend to make the lead up to the ERROR Fight a bit of a slow burn horror sequence. Lots of weird anomalies happening like the canyon they are on becomes winding and narrow and repeats and loops. Steam from a heavy down poor and for some reason their transport gets so slow it just stops. Allies, if brought with will have to fix it while a signal seems to be jamming their equipment.
They investigate and they start to hear music over their comms before ERROR reveals itself.||
willow needle
gl
west phoenix
Todancer today is Lancer day 
minor orchid
Lance Lancer Lancelot
willow needle
2 weeks for lancer..
west phoenix
Hipo why are you a bigot
minor orchid
because two folks also wanted to get in, but guess what? THEY ALSO HAVE ANOTHER GAME
so I alternate with another GM fren of mine: one day is octopath, the other is lancer
dire cloud
I'm making secret evil plans with Pixel.
minor orchid
And I need to say this in spanish
jovial beacon
Man i sleep only 3 hours and had a bad morning at least the coffe bring me a little joy 
minor orchid
"Hermano, todos tienen unos horarios de la garcha"
jovial beacon
"Hermano, todos tienen unos horarios de la garcha"
"ayuda con la facu mano"
willow needle
i only want lancer 😔
minor orchid
"ayuda con la facu mano"
I HAVE NIGHT COLLEGE TOO
minor orchid
i have moring college
jovial beacon
me rn
minor orchid
didn't know you liked boats
willow needle
jovial beacon
didn't know you liked boats
west phoenix
i only want lancer 😔
Become the lancer you want to see
willow needle
i honestly dont have any days to DM wallflower unless i dm on the morning but thats like 5am for these guys
minor orchid
i honestly dont have any days to DM wallflower <a:wNOOO:1218694059829366813> unl...
would
west phoenix
https://tenor.com/view/roingus-jerboa-jerboas-roing-boing-boing-gif-22448689
The horde
west phoenix
Would
minor orchid
WELL IDK GET YOUR ENGLISH TALKING FRIENDS?!
jovial beacon
i honestly dont have any days to DM wallflower <a:wNOOO:1218694059829366813> unl...
would
west phoenix
(I couldn't 
)
willow needle
NONE OF MY ENGLISH TALKING FRIENDS LIKE TTRPGS
jovial beacon
west phoenix
Ok i guess Naana doesn't think we're friends
willow needle
jovial beacon
o that made me remeber
willow needle
hhhhhhh iDONTKNOW
west phoenix
No but fr if you can't don't force it
willow needle
i dont know who's friend or foe 😔
jovial beacon
i dont know who's friend or foe 😔
i am foe here
west phoenix
But also understand others can't always have lancer!
west phoenix
i dont know who's friend or foe 😔
I am a mysterious 3rd option
jovial beacon
the wanderer?
zinc topaz
a more sinister 3rd thing
minor orchid
I am a mysterious 3rd option
Switzerland?
west phoenix
Hoe
willow needle
the lesbian option
jovial beacon
damn
west phoenix
jovial beacon
okay
minor orchid
jovial beacon
west phoenix
... Isn't that also 5AM PST
willow needle
no idea
jovial beacon
"a despertarse a las 4:30 pa la partida "
willow needle
right now in europe its 3pm
in argentina 10am
in PST i think its 6am
west phoenix
Oh boy its EVEN EARLIER
zinc topaz
1:00am lancer is insane
west phoenix
Who wants to play lancer at 1AM?
OH BOY 1AM!!!!
willow needle
sunday wallflower session would be almost saturday--
willow needle
Who wants to play lancer at 1AM?
OH BOY 1AM!!!!
i used to start to DM strahd at 1am my time
west phoenix
Fucked up
willow needle
it is feasible but you will turn crazy after 2 hours
west phoenix
I turn crazy after 3 hours of a session, i usually start after work
zinc topaz
i like to start like 5:30 and go until 9 or so
west phoenix
My Saturday game i start at 11AM and sometimes I'm eepy
west phoenix
i like to start like 5:30 and go until 9 or so
5-8/8:30 for me
zinc topaz
i can't do much later than that
willow needle
<t:1760428800:t>
after europe timezone change it would be at 6am your time :D
totally normal hour
zinc topaz
my d&d games used to run until 11pm sometimes and that was horrible for my sleep lol
jovial beacon
after europe timezone change it would be at 6am your time :D
lit at the time i wake up for the college
so
it works for me
jovial beacon
and
willow needle
i have to work the other days
jovial beacon
fua
willow needle
-# i cant believe you 2 for real would join a 5am wallflower campaign
down bad for lancer
minor orchid
down bad for lancer
All I want is 1 campaign where everyone shows up-
AND WHERE I DO NOT DM
zinc topaz
:3
zinc topaz
AND WHERE I DO NOT DM
west phoenix
i have one dnd game that ends at like 4am for me
Maaaan I'd be waking up an hour after that lmao
willow needle
AND WHERE I DO NOT DM
WHY YOU KEEP COMPLAINING YOU ARE PLAYING IN 2 GAMES ALREADY
minor orchid
WHY YOU KEEP COMPLAINING YOU ARE PLAYING IN 2 GAMES ALREADY
naana, urtzi has 7 players, and lalo can't keep up
feasibly
the only game I have is Strahd
Lau can't DM either, that was going to be one I could rejoin
west phoenix
Honestly moving to west coast US made my schedule more fitting with my east coast friends. They all have degen schedules and i somehow wake up earlier than them despite the 3 hour difference xD
willow needle
well-- we know that lalo is struggling. what about the 7 players?
BUT OKAY guess i have to make my strahd game even better...
-# and prepare wallflower
jovial beacon
🦅
minor orchid
well-- we know that lalo is struggling. what about the 7 players?
BUT OKAY gues...
-# Look I just want to make the time easier for ya too, that's it-
zinc topaz
once i move into my new place here in a couple weeks my schedule will open up a looott more. rn im grinding so im too tired in my free time but i wont need my second job soon anymore and so
minor orchid
Honestly moving to west coast US made my schedule more fitting with my east coas...
Conclusion, can we fuck timezones?
zinc topaz
maybe .. i'll gm if we dont have one by then
west phoenix
Take em out to dinner first, maybe
zinc topaz
but you guys are going to have to put up with me learning the entire system
willow needle
-# Look I just want to make the time easier for ya too, that's it-
-# and i want to make you happy dumb bozo
west phoenix
but you guys are going to have to put up with me learning the entire system
Its okay we'll all yell over each other at you
minor orchid
-# and i want to make you happy dumb bozo
I AM PLAYING A SYLAS CODED KOBOLD
can't be happier :>
willow needle
whats sylas?
minor orchid
willow needle
oh
zinc topaz
why does everyone love kobolds so much
willow needle
https://tenor.com/view/power-up-sylas-the-mageseeker-a-league-of-legends-story-r...
well i'd say to start thinking about a lancer pilot :3c