In Golden Flame

[supple carbon]

If i make the mistake of being near a turret with a death's head, that's on me

Either i position well or i die!

[prime terrace]

i'll be fr with y'all i really wanna join another IGF campaign so I can play Lotus

cyberpunk subaltern sounds lit

[shell bison]

Aren't you dming 2?

[prime terrace]

Dming one dnd game which is on standby until i figure out the world map, Dming igf on sundays, and playing in Wren's game

but i still have the rest of the week

[clever cloud]

oh to have free time

[prime terrace]

i have no life. it really isnt as fun as it sounds Eleonor

[supple carbon]

Damn

[limber fossil]

grandma squad tomorrow

we're getting a new HORUS kid

first male HORUS goblin pilot in existence

[supple carbon]

A goblin sounds fun, i want to shoot at one and kill it four times

[noble ivy]

-# I'll check in at LL4 and see if the OSIRIS-class changes that...

[tame tide]

Hurls your balls into the duat

[balmy obsidian]

I mean I'm not piloting a goblin goblin but

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/my-bals-floppa-my-balls-locket-gif-17228324726954649980

[clever cloud]

goblin deez

[limber fossil]

why not LL3_?_

[tame tide]

LL1 Goblin + LL3 Goblin

[noble ivy]

idk, I just thought It'd take some time for an egg to crack

[tame tide]

Goblin so good you equip it twice

https://the-only-edition.com/lancer-core-book-inexplicably-list-28-mechs-after-the-perfect-blackbeard/

[west phoenix]

This is how i was when i was playing lancer while unemployed. I miss it

I was so productive...

[tame tide]

I am riding a fine line between funemployed and unemployed

Every day can either be 😔 or 🙂

[west phoenix]

It was fun until i needed to buy groceries

[tame tide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1036046688458129408/1359308218282803382/Jerry_masterrs_says.gif

[west phoenix]

How much is Jerry's salary

[tame tide]

Sorry I was ggonna find another gif but then I foundn that one

[maiden ferry]

he probably donates it and just lives off the captain's stipend

[dire cloud]

Doesn't Jerry give up some of his salary to help struggling people on Hell's Gate?

[west phoenix]

What the fuck why is he so based

Tiny scrunkly man

[minor orchid]

I believe he does heh

[tame tide]

If Jerry goes to buy groceries, station stability goes down by 1 for the time he is not working

[maiden ferry]

even if its not canon the fact that we all believe it is

[west phoenix]

New canon: Serenity delivers him groceries and cooks for him

[tame tide]

(Kettle + Instant coffee)

[west phoenix]

She makes him eat real food

[tame tide]

Coffee beans

[west phoenix]

She is a good cook. At least for Calliope standards

[noble ivy]

Jerry has a salary?

[minor orchid]

Sustenance

[tame tide]

Hmmm

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-titanfall-gif-25177683

[tame tide]

I'm curious what the cooking skill of the averagge Calliope would be

[noble ivy]

(nsfw cause of anime butt)

[west phoenix]

Omg meee

[minor orchid]

lmaaaoo

the dog and cat looking

relatable

[west phoenix]

Oh man i want to get a cat

But i can barely take care of myself

[tame tide]

Like, would the average Calliope person know how to make something from whatever food their station grows/buys

Or would the average resident go buy some "Hells gate, innstant noodle packet" and just shove it in a microwave after their workshift

[west phoenix]

The latter

Serenity be whippin up those Neo Teutonic recipes passed down to her

[willow needle]

as someone that has a lot of problems taking care of herself
i got a cat 4 years ago and she is thriving
she has a better life than me for real

maybe that helps (?

[west phoenix]

And has a soft spot for sweets

[tame tide]

I also assume like you gget laundry places if on the gate you'd get somethinng like that but a kitchen

[west phoenix]

It does. I have a free pass to not pay animal rent because of my mental health issues lmao

Yeah Eleonor described that Serenity's and Elizabeth's apartment complex (they are neighbors) has a shared kitchen

[cerulean valve]

I'm still waiting to see what kind of psychological torment Matsci unleashes over Dom now that I've given to him, his background and enough ammunition to turn him into an emotional and feral mess.

[dire cloud]

Oh, I forgot to mention something that happened with Betty and Shelly after Chapter 4.

[west phoenix]

Elizabeth has said that she recognized Serenity before she joined the SRT because she thought she was hot as hell

Quite literally the girl next door

[dire cloud]

(Ch4) ||While inside the simulation, Betty picked up some of the simulated food, and then had it with her afterwards. She gave CAUSTIC some digital chocolate, which helped it see reason. Then, when Jerry called, Betty asked to put Shelly on the line, then pushed a digital chocolate bar through the screen for her.||

[tame tide]

Joins SRT because the hot person you're attracted to joined it
Now it's really awkward
Lie in bed and play creep by radiohead every day in your room you got for being in the SRT

[west phoenix]

Elizabeth joined because she wanted to kill pirates

[dire cloud]

||Shelly gobbled it down, had a foodgasm, then went like, "Um, yes, quite" and wiped her cheeks.||

[west phoenix]

The tight ass was an added benefit

[ancient crag]

Jackson joined because the fault of a giant vent crab

A vicious creature

Somehow it found a 50 cal and threatened Jackson with it

[west phoenix]

August used to have the call sign "vent crab" but he didn't like everyone calling him that lol

[noble ivy]

he didn't threaten you with it he just held it
He's too much of a sweetheart to use it

[ancient crag]

Lies! That creature would’ve if it could squeeze the trigger ||and if it had ammo||.

[noble ivy]

Don't call my son "that creature" only I can do that

[ancient crag]

Hesssss evil!

[prime terrace]

im proud of myself for doing that, lmao

[supple carbon]

Who gave a 50.cal to a crab

[ancient crag]

I don’t know

[west phoenix]

The claws dealer

[ancient crag]

Just look at this goblinoid and know he’s devious

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/crunch-cat-luna-eat-gif-3997701764820700221

[noble ivy]

VINCE NOOO

[ancient crag]

He’s far to big to eat

[noble ivy]

SPIT OUT MY SON

[ancient crag]

Great Dane sized

[west phoenix]

I love how vent crabs are more like lobsters

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-dog-lick-dog-licking-face-man-gif-12380973

[west phoenix]

Thats just a meal for a week

[ancient crag]

You try to take that meal

[noble ivy]

my son's too powerful to become someones meal

[ancient crag]

He really is

[cerulean valve]

Ditwin finna be so pissed ong

[ancient crag]

Why’s that lol

[limber fossil]

https://the-only-edition.com/disappointing-no-new-war-criminals-for-harrison-armory-mech-names/
this will always be my favourite one they did

[cerulean valve]

@worthy root The ventcrab man cometh.

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-eating-food-monster-h-reginald-gif-2362901127389079325

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-finally-good-food-chef-gif-11616250

[tame tide]

The gluttonous Amphibian returns

[ancient crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/909574961931362365/1415267432997584906/demo_gif.gif

Hes tooo big!!!

You cant snacky

[supple carbon]

A lesser being can't

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/alligator-gif-9202947486975282685

YOU CAN NOT

not allowed

[supple carbon]

If not food why food shaped

[ancient crag]

Tis not food shape

it is angry evil Vent crab shape

dont even ask me how it goes through the Vents

[balmy obsidian]

Speaking of "Food shaped"
Did you know that I am french
Now ask yourself, what does a frenchman eat

[noble ivy]

cigarettes

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-cigarette-gif-11366293

[ancient crag]

Blue Cheese

[supple carbon]

500 of them?

[shell bison]

Blackbeard propoganda

[ancient crag]

The only p- Jesus Christ I didn’t recognize ya for a second void

[noble ivy]

Dia de la bnnuytos

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-bunny-shitpost-rabbit-mm-yees-bnuuy-gif-7970488282837678817

[last leaf]

checks history books, a healthy diet of cigarettes, cheese, and wine.

[shell bison]

What made you confuseD?

[ancient crag]

Your pfp lol didn’t realize it was ya

[clever cloud]

HA Trump Mk. II

Does anyone have music recommendations for (ch3) ||The Battle Royale at Steele's Dome and Bad Star||

[prime terrace]

depends on what token you're using for you know who 👁️

[clever cloud]

the || 🖕 || one

[prime terrace]

||my token is being used||

also to answer your question

||Spinning Monkeys because Bad Star's a fucking joke [jk]||

[clever cloud]

and for the rest?

[noble ivy]

||https://youtu.be/Xp56uH1S3Y8?list=RDXp56uH1S3Y8||
I remember seeing someone here recommend this for that

[tame tide]

Oh that'sa ggood one

[balmy obsidian]

||dame da guy|| my beloved

[prime terrace]

oh yea defo that

[willow needle]

im making the npc token and i feel like this

https://tenor.com/view/wes-fall-to-knees-scream-gif-27602552

[clever cloud]

maan, lancer in 6 hours

[ancient crag]

lancer in.... little less then 27 hours

[regal comet]

I'll repeat myself here before hitting the deck

before I go to bed I just wanna say that I would love to potentially play IGF act 1 again and for the specific reasoning that I told For, which is that I came up with the worst character I could think of
||meet Hyper Capitalist, uncle of Steele who is working towards fucking over his nephew as much as possible, who's given name was Samuel Steele, which makes him

Uncle Sam||

[west phoenix]

Thats like, forever

[willow needle]

guh im not making her justice

[hybrid salmon]

she is yearning, sisters

[supple carbon]

Shut up you are making her justicw

[willow needle]

[jovial beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-up-my-sleeve-mr-boss-allan-smiling-friends-i-got-a-brick-gif-7769743629895851712

@supple carbon

come here frog

[minor orchid]

Again, it's her

My players, shush: ||Átropos, Trinity class NHP||

[jovial beacon]

WHHHHHYYYYY

I WANNA KNOW

[minor orchid]

If I reveal you

You'll wanna kill her

Take that in mind

[jovial beacon]

....

touche

[minor orchid]

Worse, Quill hehe

Much much worse

[noble ivy]

Hipa's players don't touch: ||oh fuck, the calliope coincidence strikes again... The NHP pilot in my game has a "sister" named Atropos...||

[minor orchid]

||There's no fucking way- THE WORST PART IS THAT THE PROMETHEUS AND ALL THE SISTERS WERE LATCHED WITH A TRINITY CLASS NHP, AND THE TRINITY IN QUESTION IS THE FUCKING MOIRAS||

If any of my players clicks that spoiler

♾️ heat damage

Permanently

[hybrid salmon]

Dare I ask?

Maybe in DMs

[minor orchid]

Of course you may, my batte hehe

Ask all you desire

[willow needle]

makes drawing of birdgirl gf
spoilers I can't read

[willow needle]

IS WANTING TO KISS HER AND MAKE HER HAPPY "MUCH WORSE"??

[jovial beacon]

what do you mean huh?

[noble ivy]

NAANA! YOU MUST UNDOOM HER FROM THE NARRATIVE!

BELIEVE IN THE YURI THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!!!

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-meme-guilty-gear-meme-gif-9816391788291713762

[willow needle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hybrid salmon]

Me preparing for What Might Happen (tm)

[willow needle]

I plan to don't worry I like dramatic yuri with happy endings

[west phoenix]

Y'all are getting happy endings?

[willow needle]

-# I hope so

[clever cloud]

yall are getting endings?

[willow needle]

-# I hope so x2

[west phoenix]

Eleonor is just gonna strangle Serenity to death with no closure

The only one who gets closure is Primo and its just "yep you're still really cool"

[minor orchid]

The promised Neverland~

-# Will they achieve it?

Spoilers: ||Or feather's last jump is going to be in vain?||

[hybrid salmon]

a I still owe you an ending hipo

[minor orchid]

You owe me nothing batty

You did something more powerful

... Make me bigender

[west phoenix]

More like bye gender

Who needs it

[minor orchid]

nO

I need at least 1

... At least

[hybrid salmon]

Want 4 more I found growing out by the dumpster?

[noble ivy]

-# to be honest, i thought you were gonna say "a beginning" but that's beautiful too

[minor orchid]

Oh shit-

[minor orchid]

Look making Lucy was a fun trip

And rebaking her here?

He's... Yeah, comfort char

[hybrid salmon]

They’re kinda stinky
You’ll love ‘em

[minor orchid]

EVEN IF THE ONLY THING HE HAS IS MY GENDER IDENTITY

[minor orchid]

Yay!

[hybrid salmon]

Also Luz’s a bean

[willow needle]

I need to draw Lucy

[minor orchid]

Don't

Remember

[willow needle]

Why

[minor orchid]

strahd

Tomorrow

FOCUS

[willow needle]

Ah

Fuckv

[west phoenix]

Average lancer bondmate

[hybrid salmon]

Is the jerboa getting dread domained?

[willow needle]

No I just want to draw him to make Hipo happy but I have to prepare tomorrow's strahd session

It's midnight already fml

[noble ivy]

-# I thought you said you were a night owl?

[minor orchid]

Not sure if DREAD

But... She now doesn't have a "Biological" family

His family is the scavs that saved her from that pod :3

[hybrid salmon]

Ok just Calliope Domained, that’s good

[willow needle]

Yeah but it means it's already Friday

Which means I have 19 hours to prepare the session

[hybrid salmon]

Jerry as a darklord though…

[willow needle]

Nah jerry doesn't fit the darklord requirements

Unless there's some hidden lore that he committed a mass genocide

[hybrid salmon]

Surrounded in pirates and anxiety
…but what if? The soul of an AU

[noble ivy]

Goddamnit... now I really need to make a "Welcome to Calliope" parody song...

[minor orchid]

Yeeee

[willow needle]

Like he could be the darklord because he is actively replacing the old, actually bad one. But doing that slowly corrupts the replacer into being also really evil.

[minor orchid]

She in fact, is Baptized due to the community 's name!

Lucero Mijares, from Mijare's Oasis!

[willow needle]

There's actually a darklord like that. She saved her domain by killing the darklord but had to replace him, and now slowly she is becoming a horrible evil.

[minor orchid]

Have a look around
||We do have fiery cult and a jerboa runnin' around||

There's a German, a Bunny, NHPs why not?

[willow needle]

I had a version of that song but for the feywild

Like the whole lyrics done

Idk where it is tho

[west phoenix]

2 Germans, Fitz isn't around anymore but thats where i got the Neo Teutonic idea from

[minor orchid]

There are Germans*

Then

[balmy obsidian]

I miss Fritz

[west phoenix]

Did he drop from your campaign?

I miss him too

[minor orchid]

Damn :c

Right to the hobor hall

[balmy obsidian]

Yeah he didn't vibe with Lancer's combat so we finished act 1 and he dropped, but now we have dominic in his place

[minor orchid]

Fair fair

[supple carbon]

Is that the same one that wields a darklord as a weapon or?

Y damn so many spoilers i can't read this sucks

[willow needle]

no

[supple carbon]

Damn

What is hypo hiding from us

[cerulean valve]

FUCK

[minor orchid]

A lot hehe

[cerulean valve]

WHY'S THERE NO CANDY CORN IN THE SUPERMARKET IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HALLOWEEN

[west phoenix]

fair trade, the bunn is great

[cerulean valve]

I'M NOT

[west phoenix]

yep

you are

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-bunny-grab-hand-meme-gif-9151059333928663509

[minor orchid]

Bun is very good

[noble ivy]

I have yet to meet a bunn that's not great

[minor orchid]

Bun coded

[jovial beacon]

finally i am free for studies for

[minor orchid]

THIS

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuuy-steals-your-bunny-steals-your-bnuuy-gif-26209043

[jovial beacon]

2 days

[west phoenix]

me

[jovial beacon]

so i can say

[minor orchid]

You are a meow

[jovial beacon]

fua

[west phoenix]

exactly. so i am a bad bunn

[cerulean valve]

[minor orchid]

Woah

Gay bun

[balmy obsidian]

"homosexual" in flaming text

[west phoenix]

those could be straight bunns

[cerulean valve]

These bunns are round and big

Anyways back to panicking

[balmy obsidian]

Dude Halloween is in like, 20 more days, it's fine, calm down

[shell bison]

oh good heavens

bun panic

[cerulean valve]

THERE. ARE. NO. CANDY. CORN. IN. SIGHT.

IT'S NOT FINE

[balmy obsidian]

[west phoenix]

candy corn is just good shit

not a candy fan but thats an exception

[balmy obsidian]

Never had candy corn in my life, not a fan of hard candies to begin with though

[west phoenix]

they're not hard!

they're chewy!

[cerulean valve]

It's been two year and i haven't found candy corn again

[balmy obsidian]

well then i was lied to

[noble ivy]

idk... to me candy corn tastes more like crayon wax with sugar...

[west phoenix]

gooey inside, slightly hard exterior?

[cerulean valve]

[west phoenix]

just like me

[west phoenix]

ok well fuck me for liking to eat crayons i guess

[balmy obsidian]

Fear not, I saved you the red one

[cerulean valve]

Crayons are yummy tho

[minor orchid]

Quick

Stabilize the buns

[shell bison]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-bnuy-bnuuy-bnnuy-gif-11715228523888400368

[minor orchid]

The bun has been stabilized

[west phoenix]

did the bunn clear heat or regain HP

[minor orchid]

Recovered from stress

Is as fluffy as ever

[minor orchid]

||Man the more I hear spoken off... The more I sense it's broken NHP coded which haha Teto sings it BUT STILL||

[willow needle]

i dont even know what i can click and what i cannot

[minor orchid]

It's just me having fun with Teto music

[willow needle]

boob music?

[minor orchid]

No pelotuda

Bsussbsisbssj

[noble ivy]

-# I'm this (🤏) close to bombarding this chat with vocaloid songs...

[cobalt zealot]

So next session we may be fighting ||Capella||

Unless Bunzi decides to throw a huge curveball at us

And give us something infinitely worse

[noble ivy]

-# you keep poking around and he's gonna throw you like a curve ball

[cobalt zealot]

S h u t

🫵

[noble ivy]

[minor orchid]

As long as I can follow

You know what? Fuck it

https://youtu.be/GiY_J_T4f-U?si=bivRqdWI_ih1MPQx

MERRY GHOST RULE

[noble ivy]

hey Hipa, is this Teto song ||bird-NHP|| coded?
https://youtu.be/0iVlSNpq8i8?list=RD0iVlSNpq8i8

[minor orchid]

I am right now finishing cooking class

But I'll answer in 30 min!

Hehe birdbrain

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-birdbrain-pain-screaming-gif-296331676075568904

[willow needle]

chapter 1 spoilers i guess ||you call this one Plume in another IGF timeline. we dont know her name in ours but this is how hipo described her||

[minor orchid]

||Redhair with freckles, handle with care hehe||

[minor orchid]

||IT'S HONESTLY... ALMOST||

[willow needle]

things happening

[ancient crag]

Wats happening

[minor orchid]

Bird girl

and lesbians

[supple carbon]

le dije que añadiera un filtro naranja como en mexico

[ancient crag]

Ah

[opal canyon]

Ok so Ch3 spoilers ||we cleared the first combat in record time securing the air traffic tower and shutting down Steeles air defenses and are now moving onto the escort mission, we stopped halfway through it tonight but fuckin my god it feels like a poison swamp level where it’s just an annoying trudge through it||

[west phoenix]

it sucks because we can win, but oh my god it is literally the least fun way to play the game

and literally everyone is mad because when discussing a plan its "this is what we have to do. it really sucks"

oh well, we had to lose eventually, i guess its fitting that we lost within the first few activations of the combat

ch3 ||the barricade immediately sealed off both entrances and the scout kept placing a laser on the truck, so i could have teleported the barricade to a blink anchor but i was too busy worrying about teleporting my teammates away from the laser when they moved the escort. i guess this is what i deserve for not letting civilians get lasered to death||

||now we have to spend literally the rest of our turns destroying cubes or going through difficult terrain with not much movement to spare with enemies that are definitely going to stop our movement by becoming engaged with us. if we were running this as written where you have to start next to the escort before you could move it it would literally be impossible||

[limber fossil]

lancer in 10 hours or so wahoo

grandma squad time

[willow needle]

last version of ||Plume but not Plume|| until i can come back to do the lineart

[cobalt zealot]

Lancer in 13 hours

[supple carbon]

Lancer tomorrow, strahd today

[tame tide]

Strahd is a lil bitch

Trust me, I killed him

[shell bison]

hi :)

[cobalt zealot]

[shell bison]

You just earned...

MORE TEMPLATES

[cobalt zealot]

WHAT DID I DOOOOOO

[shell bison]

Keep poking around, see what happens

[supple carbon]

Damn, the templates

[shell bison]

I got a whole work week of processing bullshit Amazon Prime deals to work off

[cobalt zealot]

I'm sorryyyyyyy

[shell bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1035559297595215952/1360725902413008946/twitter_1910941574151684398.gif

I'm teasing

[minor orchid]

bunears

[minor orchid]

40% head 60% ears

wonderful :>

But how much can the ratio be altered...

[shell bison]

hang on, I have a meme i want to see if you get

[willow needle]

Not the bee movie script

[minor orchid]

THE FUGGIN' BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

[minor orchid]

Segun todas las leyes de la naturaleza... es imposible que un egregorian pueda volar-

[willow needle]

SSC: Como que nos la suda las leyes de la naturaleza XDXD

[hybrid salmon]

what if bun ears…

[supple carbon]

You can't add bun ears to everything

But if you do

Add them to a rifle

[willow needle]

RA with bun ears

[shell bison]

To be fair, bunny ears on your rifle could be used as a sight

[minor orchid]

Bun ears are the teleport

[supple carbon]

There must be an exotic rifle with bunny ears

[shell bison]

wait hold up, that gives me an idea for a relationship clock reward...

[hybrid salmon]

“No bunnies with complete nervous systems were harmed in the making of this rifle”

[supple carbon]

Damn, they took the nerveous system out of the bnuy before taking their ears

[shell bison]

My players, do not spoiler

||Lapine Logistics Teleportation System 2 SP Once a round, deploy a size 2 piece of cover onto the battlefield within range 5. The cover counts as teleporting and if were to fall and land on an ally or hostile character they must make an engineering save or be hit by the cover as it falls out of the blink. Character that succeed can move to any adjacent space to the cover, but those that fail are pushed to a space adjacent to the cover, take 4AP Kinetic damage and fall prone.||

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[shell bison]

Literally that

[supple carbon]

Anyway im pretty sure that

||ANDROS|| Has some exotic equipment, i don't have proof, but yeah, im sure

[cobalt zealot]

...w-wait is this for us

oh no

[cobalt zealot]

why spoiler

why must spoiler

[west phoenix]

Ah man today has been really annoying. My hip is bruised and kind of hurts to put pressure on it, i was late because of it, i slept like shit, and I found out I'm not going to be transferred to the location i wanted to go to so i probably need to really focus on job hunting

Stroke of good luck; i forgot my granola bars but the kitchen had an extra breakfast burrito

Lancer tomorrow morning... Save me

[jovial beacon]

that why we are gonna loot him

[shell bison]

LOOT RAT

[shell bison]

:)

[noble ivy]

-# are we at least allowed to click this after todays session...

[shell bison]

No

It's a suprise gift for lter

[clever cloud]

I have harnessed such pure, unadulterated rage from my players throughout chapter 3 that i now fear for my life

[shell bison]

What did you do???

[supple carbon]

stuff

[clever cloud]

(ch3) ||They have taken it very seriously that people are being enslaved for bloodsport and will squish Dick Steele's Rod at the earliest convenience.

With this, they're so damn afraid of losing during the siege on Steele's dome because the stakes for them are near infinite with so many lives on the line. Me using a barricade to slow them down during Roadblock is viewed as an ontologically evil and immoral action.||

||They cannot lose. It would break them and everything they believe in. And I'm the one making them lose. And so is Al, the map maker and so is Vex. Fuck you vex.||

[cobalt zealot]

is that the one with the ||Steele dome||

[clever cloud]

now why would you guess to know that

[noble ivy]

they're talking about [CH3 spoilers] btw

[clever cloud]

i did mention it, but i'll also tag it

[shell bison]

https://tenor.com/view/sunboy-пророксанбой-gif-25468977

That's rough Eleonor, remember at the end of the day they are going to go all out and if that makes good character moments that's all the better. Get them to full strength and watch them prove they are the actual hero's to Calliope

ch 3 spoiler (that means you, Fruit.) ||Sucks he isn't there to get his teeth kicked in but that makes act 2 more fun||

[cobalt zealot]

Because I read IGF in full about 6 months ago and know some vague plot beats

E.g.:
||- Andros Capella is a possible fight in chapter 1, and there's the spooky shit with the Tachyon

• Chapter 2 involves the Icebreaker and the main bad guys of the setting
• Chapter 3 involves going to a terraforming planet and has the whole "Steele is making people fight to the death" thing
• Chaper 4 involves very spooky NHP shit that I'm incredibly nervous about
• I know nothing about chapter 5||

Reading about IGF is what made me so hype about it

[opal canyon]

||I mean yeah I actually do think basically all of the enemies we have faced this chapter are just ontologically evil||

[cobalt zealot]

I was relying on my shitty memory to forget most of the details

And I have

Just the overarching beats remain

[clever cloud]

(ch4)

[opal canyon]

||I know the campaign goes on if we lose but depending on what the narrative consequences are Elizabeth is definitely becoming even more ruthless, like she was on the path to getting better but if dickheads minions cause innocent people trafficked into slavery to either die or still be slaves somewhere else she’s just gonna start executing random enemy pilots after each combat||

[opal canyon]

How dare you post spoilers I’m not allowed to see yet

[balmy obsidian]

Everyone else getting worse with each chapter meanwhile I'm writing "hopemaxxing" in a bigger font every time

[minor orchid]

damn they are going to ||kiss||

honestly not losing hope while everything is getting worse?

that's the most hopecore thing

[cobalt zealot]

@shell bison so tbc bunzi if I mention these things it's not because I opened a spoiler

[minor orchid]

We are not giving it up

we are all on this

We all lift together

[steady adder]

Question is, it is naive hope or tempered hope

[opal canyon]

Is it really worse if the people I’m killing are the ones making things terrible and evil? From that lens I’m making calliope so much better!

[balmy obsidian]

On a waterslide to seccomcore

[noble ivy]

something something Tyrant something something Saint

[cobalt zealot]

I just shoot people because they're inconveniencing me ||(and also presenting an ongoing threat but that's not as funny)||

I am the least hopepilled optimistcel

[shell bison]

Tempered, I don't care how bad it gets, I will make it better

[cobalt zealot]

She already has with that frontal armour

[balmy obsidian]

There is a third option

[cobalt zealot]

Kill everyone?

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-studio-trigger-marcille-donato-disbelief-gif-6163529742425774907

[shell bison]

Well, atleast 2 players will be completely new

[balmy obsidian]

That's just the tyrant again

[shell bison]

you know what, sure.

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-jerboa-dooby-gif-11134484107410702976

[minor orchid]

bun

[cobalt zealot]

no the tyrant excuses his assholery as a necessary evil
i don't, i'm fully aware that my actions are very much not good for people
i just don't care

[minor orchid]

I love Juli's stash of buns

[cobalt zealot]

it's not my problem

simply do not get in my business and i won't get in yours

[shell bison]

that makes you worse

[minor orchid]

Damn

[cobalt zealot]

(i am very much exaggerating but murderhobo is occasionally fun to play especially in dnd where everyone reacts to you in a rational fashion)

[minor orchid]

hope you recover soon

[balmy obsidian]

Capellacore

[noble ivy]

(Eruca's quickly becoming the heart in the group dynamic just from how stupid nice she is )

[cobalt zealot]

Dumbass Good™

[jovial beacon]

[shell bison]

https://tenor.com/view/sunboy-пророксанбой-gif-25468977

[cobalt zealot]

Anyway

Session in 5 hours

Excited

Terrified

Good lord what is Bunzi gonna do to us

[shell bison]

I'm adding more segments now

[west phoenix]

Yeah like, genuinely the best play is to risk then dying because you have to kill/displace the barricade round 1 or the encounter becomes not fun

Its not that we can't take losing, i can, its that holy shit this sucks

Bro won by existing for 1 round

[cobalt zealot]

That sounds

Not very fun

[west phoenix]

We can win but everyone is mad because no one likes playing lancer by ignoring literally everything and just taking structure after structure because all of our actions need to be about getting through difficult terrain

[cobalt zealot]

At all

[west phoenix]

Its not

[balmy obsidian]

[west phoenix]

I like losing when i feel like, outplayed, but we literally had 1 round to make that call before the combat became not fun

This is the first time I'm genuinely not looking forward to a lancer session. If we were just going to lose we could skip it, but we can win and need to go through the lancer equivalent of blighttown to do so

People were arguing and upset because i told them the only way we can win and they didn't like it because its not fun

[cobalt zealot]

Can you nuke the barricade

[west phoenix]

And i guess its my fault because I didn't overcharge to place a blink anchor

[cobalt zealot]

I feel like I may be better equipped to deal with that given I've got the sierra

Which has a nice ability to just

[west phoenix]

You could, or abduct it, but if it exists for a single full round the game becomes unfun

[cobalt zealot]

obliterate a size 2 piece of terrain on demand as a quick

[balmy obsidian]

We struggled quite a lot on this encounter but we got such a cool finish it's hard to be mad at it to be honest

Especially since we absolutely rolled on the previous encounter and the next one

It was frustrating in the moment for a lot of us though, that much is true

[cobalt zealot]

Yeesh okay chapter 3 there's a barricade

Save core for that

Got it

[clever cloud]

they finished ||Lowest-bidder work in 2 rounds...||

[balmy obsidian]

||Won even harder than we did||

[clever cloud]

Numerically fucked instantly

[cobalt zealot]

I love blasting charges

My little subaltern doods

[west phoenix]

Its such a funny switch

The thing is this combat isn't inherently hard, the rest of the opfor doesn't fucking matter

Its literally the barricade

Idk the easiest thing i can say is I'd rather lose in a fun way than win in an unfun way

[steady adder]

wasn't one of the few reasons we won that we shot ||Siren Strike into the backwall of the Roadblock map to give us a way through||?

[cobalt zealot]

Actually I can do a big funny

Where I free action command the drones to blow up the cube, then shoot the barricade, then I blast him with my heavy nexus

[west phoenix]

Man some terrain destruction in this party would go crazy

[cobalt zealot]

BB charges

Bring some

It's a 1LL dip

[supple carbon]

i know you all can do it, i know

i trust

[clever cloud]

Siege specialist my beloved

[west phoenix]

I know we can too, its just not fun

[supple carbon]

that sucks

[west phoenix]

Again my problem isn't that we'll lose, its the path to winning is fucking boring and annoying

I guess we could still lose if our path is blocked or we become stunned, because we're going to structure, we simply don't have the action economy to deal with the enemies

[supple carbon]

man that sucks

hopefully you find something that can counter that

[west phoenix]

Luck

We can't do anything cool or fun, we need to babysit the objective through difficult terrain

[balmy obsidian]

also that yes

[west phoenix]

No outplays, no cool strategy. The strategy is you move with this thing, take a fuck ton of damage, and hope no one gets in your way

[cobalt zealot]

"You have to start your move next to the objective and it can't move when you boost" is an extremely stupid rule

[west phoenix]

We don't follow that, in our games you can boost or use other movement to move before you get next to it, but it still moves with standard moves

If that was the case in this combat we would have literally lost round 1

[balmy obsidian]

Damn you've got it easy

[west phoenix]

Idk how we would win this if that wasn't the case

There were so many blast 3 lasers on us that we would have to intentionally kill ourselves to move it

Genuinely thinking about this combat stresses me out and makes me mad. Feel like fuckin AVGN over here

I was having fun too until i realized that the combat shifted into "not fun" from me not shifting my priorities to something that at the time seemed like a secondary concern

"i should make sure my squad doesn't take damage and gets an aggressive early lead on the path to the objective!" Too bad, within round 1 i made the wrong call

About to make combat 4 sessions long because I'm going to over analyze every little thing so we don't have a situation like this ever again. Fuck having fun, this combat clearly wasn't designed for that

[shell bison]

Meow, I think you need to take a break.

Have a sit down, enjoy something to take the edge off, ice your bruised hip and get a clear head. You're mentally going through a lot. Take a second to breathe and center.

[balmy obsidian]

and while all this happens, I am struggling to draw mech feet

[clever cloud]

are they chicken feet, grapplers, or boots??

[balmy obsidian]

feet

taking the coward's route

behold, a foot

[noble ivy]

draw hooves you coward

[balmy obsidian]

No

[clever cloud]

ah, the classic Wedge

[balmy obsidian]

It's a dusk wing too is the worst part

cause there is a non zero chance i slap Invader in a Dusk Wing someday

For a laugh

[ancient crag]

Do not hooves

[clever cloud]

Hooves

[ancient crag]

Hooves are inefficient compared to proud toes

[clever cloud]

ungulate mech

[steady adder]

-# ...and this chat reignited my build-planning concerns of 'do leviathans have enough mobility or utility to prevent us from just eating shit at some point'-

[balmy obsidian]

Gray we have a speed 7 lancaster with mule harness and puppet systems spam, we're fine

[ancient crag]

What’s your overall build Graey?

[steady adder]

2 lancaster 3 lich with 2122 on HASE

[ancient crag]

2122?

[balmy obsidian]

The optimal stat spread

[steady adder]

2 hull, 1 agi, 2 systems, 2 engi

[ancient crag]

Ah

[steady adder]

about to go full 2222 on next LL

[ancient crag]

I see

[opal canyon]

I’m at 1 hp for this structure so I know I’m structuring at least once or twice this combat

[ancient crag]

What’s the overall plan or idea you have with your mech doings?

[west phoenix]

Probably more

I don't want to talk about it anymore though its making me hate lancer and i have my own game to worry about

[steady adder]

[ LICENSES ]
  IPS-N Lancaster 2, HORUS Lich 3
[ CORE BONUSES ]
  Improved Armament
[ TALENTS ]
  Iconoclast 3, Brawler 2, Spaceborn 1, Combined Arms 1, Pankrati 1
[ STATS ]
  HULL:2 AGI:1 SYS:2 ENGI:2
  STRUCTURE:4 HP:15 ARMOR:1
  STRESS:4 HEATCAP:8 REPAIR:11
  TECH ATK:+3 LIMITED:+1
  SPD:6 EVA:9 EDEF:10 SENSE:8 SAVE:13
[ WEAPONS ]
  Integrated: Latch Drone
  FLEX MOUNT: Unraveler
  MAIN/AUX MOUNT: Tactical Melee Weapon / Tactical Knife
[ SYSTEMS ]
  Unstable NHP, MULE Harness, Personalizations, DIDYMOS-Class NHP x4, Cable Winch System, Type-3 Projected Shield, Wandering Nightmare, Antilinear Time```

Its mostly built to work on melee to work around the Improved Improvised Attack and grappling, but able to pivot to being support with DIDYMOS, WN and Antilinear Time to keep rest of the team from being bogged down

From here im planning to take more offense, Blackbeard for Synth netting alongside Reinforced Frame since I've been feeling that low HP lately, before going either Sunzi or Toku as the next goals

[ancient crag]

Lich brawler…. Sounds scary

[steady adder]

its funny to drop Wandering Nightmare on someone's lap and then just grapple them
Fuck you, you do not have the Reactions Stick.

[balmy obsidian]

Poor sentinel

"I activate eye of midnight"

And then they move and you do it again

[steady adder]

they didn't have the Reactions Stick

[robust plank]

good morning calliope!

[cobalt zealot]

Maybe I should grab Lich 1 instead of Black Witch 1

And fluff it as a swarm of nanites pouring out of the ground and infesting servos

[steady adder]

in my case, its just spot in space where timelines start to overlap and any sensors get overwhelmed by constant static of events that have happened, never happened and are happening but not here

[balmy obsidian]

the full action is a bit of a bummer but it's 1 LL, 1SP, and guarantees no reaction, so it's still pretty usable

[steady adder]

with occasional heat dmg and slow ontop

[cobalt zealot]

Most of my turns will be lock on + shoot with heavy nexus

But I can start a scene by dropping a pie plate on the field of "no reactions 4 u"

[minor orchid]

Morning there!

[cerulean valve]

Afternoon Calliope

[shell bison]

Hello fellow bun

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-rabbit-cute-funny-happy-gif-7819282

[minor orchid]

two bun

[ancient crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855527844670865438/1355567088386703562/RugopsCamo-100p.gif

[robust plank]

rabbet

[cobalt zealot]

okay so how does the gif stop

[jovial beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/addition-to-mycollection-more-collection-gif-14095863

thx for the gif

[ancient crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855527844670865438/1423311356639055986/IMG_4064.gif

No problem

[noble ivy]

how should I know??!?

[balmy obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825273448149286922/1315338358188150864/1733634972526851.gif

[cobalt zealot]

i must learn this magic

[cerulean valve]

Bun²

[cobalt zealot]

Session in 3 and a half hours

[balmy obsidian]

It is done

[shell bison]

🕞

[cobalt zealot]

[vibrates even faster]

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-marcille-so-true-so-real-real-gif-16775216717331987096

[cobalt zealot]

https://media.tenor.com/RWZvYPrUv9MAAAAM/excited-too-much-energy.gif

[worthy root]

Dos liebre.

[minor orchid]

Dos conejos

[west phoenix]

10

[ancient crag]

a solid 4

[noble ivy]

want to be a 1 but need to be a 10...

[cobalt zealot]

9

[balmy obsidian]

Want to be free

[supple carbon]

i jump in between depending on the character i play

[hybrid salmon]

Right now I'm a 2, but I'm about to play a character that's a 9.5, so wish me luck

[noble ivy]

oh if we're talking characters,
then Eruca's a 2 on the scale, at maximum

[ancient crag]

Jackson is definitly on that scale

[cobalt zealot]

I think Cel is a 10

I don't think she ever exists in a state that isn't "I assume someone in this room might try and kill me at any moment"

[balmy obsidian]

LEVIATHAN LEVIATHAN (ENDLESS)

(This is one of the good guys I promise)

[minor orchid]

LEVIATHAN!

[minor orchid]

we support tactical duskwings

anyway

https://youtu.be/bx1Bh8ZvH84?si=p2z97VfB6BfLYuP-

[willow needle]

finished my strahd session today and i feel 1% proud

[opal canyon]

This is the difference between my wallflower character being a 1 and my IGF character being a 10

[jovial beacon]

LEVIATHAN LEVIATHAN (SEND US!)

[minor orchid]

you should feel 110% proud

it was awesome

[willow needle]

Lancer tomorrow

[supple carbon]

Lancer tomorrow

[shell bison]

c:

My players like my horror sequences

[noble ivy]

me in this session:

[last leaf]

Birmingham?

[ancient crag]

Someone stared into the Elephant Foot

[noble ivy]

do not give any more context

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[ancient crag]

[robust plank]

joyous

[tame tide]

Teehee

||I love making a 4 wide lane on a map with an elite extrudite barricade ❤️||

||I am here to make people lose ❤️||

:3

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/lancer-tonight-lancer-lancerrpg-lancer-friday-thumbs-up-gif-26867853

[minor orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ7jJvYXOcY

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-eating-food-monster-h-reginald-gif-2362901127389079325

[limber fossil]

[Ch2] ||we've finally met Loki||

||And, for reasons i can't divulge yet, Anzora's annoyed to all hell by him, which is super funny because neither of them actually know each other. directly, at least||

[cobalt zealot]

I am going to kill you for what you did

I adore that ||Anastasia exhibited wrong genre savvy by taking the rearguard and being like, the first person who would get dragged off into the darkness||

Meanwhile

||Eruca has no concept of genre savviness and [REDACTED]||

But Bunzi did an incredible job last night

The atmosphere was perfect

The spooky shit was

Incredibly spooky

I did not like that place

And I'm now super fucking hyped for chapter 4

[willow needle]

[clever cloud]

im sending you my therapist bill

[shell bison]

I told you

Funny fantasy is my side genre

my real genre is horror

Which is funny since my mascot character is a bright, loving and warm character

I guess like Junji ito who is actually very sweet in kind in person but writes some messed up stuff

[west phoenix]

Yeah horror is where i shine too, definitely my favorite genre to run

And probably the hardest: to make players scared of something when there's like 2 layers of disconnect is kind of difficult imo

[willow needle]

same, i started being a horror artist both in writing and plastic arts, i only learnt to make cute stuff because people only commissioned that lmao

[west phoenix]

That explains why your art of Reverie goes from adorable to terrifying really quickly

[supple carbon]

Nana when she has to draw some actually fucking horrific stuff

Is very great, i hate to see the art but it's great

[willow needle]

sadly because i dont have free time nor clients that want that, i dont have much examples of my horror abilities 😔

[jovial beacon]

Lancer today

[supple carbon]

Lancer today wtf is your profile pix

[west phoenix]

Lancer in 3 hours ..

[supple carbon]

Lancer in 2 hours

Good luck and hopefully you can have fun AND win meow

[hybrid salmon]

me rn (enjoy the lancer)

[west phoenix]

Its not that game, its another one

[cobalt zealot]

A whole lot of it rests in the atmosphere you build up and music and art really leans heavily into it

But Bunzi did the prep and it paid off in spades

[supple carbon]

Oh, still have fun

[west phoenix]

You also have to choose your words carefully and remember that the scariest thing is what the players don't know

Present something but make it allude that there's so much more they don't know thats even worse

[cobalt zealot]

We had the ||corridor encounter where you see lookalikes at the other end and we spent ages trying to figure out what the fuck was going on. Terpsi turned around and saw an entire blank nothingness behind her and turned back around like fucking Bilbo from LOTR, just a straight "nope not dealing with that". The Legion core was genuinely really unsettling too, I was a literal half-second away from just ordering one of my mech drones, the heavy one, to blast the door with everything it had.||

Anastasia really got to shine with a 23 on her fucking repair and maintain roll too

Stress is such a cool resource

I wish Bonds were available at LL0 since taking stress from some of the shit that was happening would have been very appropriate, no-one wanted to be there and we were all desperate to do the job and go.

And then fucking Eruca

Eruca

Fuck

Dumbass Good woman she is

[west phoenix]

No bully the cinnamon roll

[cobalt zealot]

||Accepted the fucking haunted NHP fragment and didn't tell anyone except Terpsi, who was the only person who didn't help dismantle the printer.||

[cobalt zealot]

Eruca and Cel are polar opposites and it's so fun

Cel is twitchy, hostile, extremely distrustful, and prone to bouts of extreme and purposeful violence

Eruca is an actual sweetheart even when she's in a mech

At this point Cel has vaguely worked her way into the position of team lead purely through being the one to give directions when she's arguably the least suited to it

[noble ivy]

I’m so excited to play out the scene where cel finds out ||Eruca stared into the fuckass chamber despite warning everyone else not to do exactly that||

[west phoenix]

Headpats for Eruca

I'd headpat Cel but she'd probably bite my hand

90% of my time in the grocery store this morning is waiting for someone to show up and unlock the display case

[cerulean valve]

Buenos días Calliope

[supple carbon]

Buenos dias calliope

[cobalt zealot]

[cobalt zealot]

"Do not stare directly into the aperture"

Does anyway

[balmy obsidian]

Classic "Do as I say not as I do"

Eruca would be a parent

[noble ivy]

pov you tried to give Cel affection

[supple carbon]

In what context

[clever cloud]

every context

the only thing holding him back right now is Station Stability

[balmy obsidian]

@worthy root Hey so considering we maxxed out on station stability...

[limber fossil]

have you seen him_?_ that sad tboy is like sapphic catnip

[noble ivy]

-# you find out his suit was a tear away suit this entire time...

[limber fossil]

but specifically we were talking about him and rita

as i like to call him, Human Eeyore

[jovial beacon]

19 minutes

for lancer session

[supple carbon]

Lancer in t-19 minutes

[west phoenix]

excited for this (or next?) session where archie and ari bring a fucking gorgon and ghengis into the (ch2) ||hellfire league||

numerous guests were harmed in the making of this show

[west phoenix]

one guest has scorched eyebrows and the other has an extreme migraine

[supple carbon]

Good (hope they get better)

[supple carbon]

9 now

[west phoenix]

well this is theoretically, it hasn't happened yet :p it could be worse!

[supple carbon]

It could always be worse or something

[zinc topaz]

i am preparing to run this campaign and i was wondering if anyone (vex herself..? maybe?) could help me understand the antagonists a little better

[cobalt zealot]

How do you raise it

I think we're at 2/12

[noble ivy]

try going over to #909574961931362365

it's a gm thread where we don't have to worry about spoiler marking everything. plus, there's some drafts of act 2 that adds more context to the antagonists

[clever cloud]

omg why is it so low xD

[noble ivy]

because we just started

[clever cloud]

I honestly forgot how dire it starts

[cobalt zealot]

We're literally in the last scene of chapter 1

Cel's gonna be spending her downtime visiting the local Union representative and looking for more printer parts given what happened

She's had one seriously bad incident

It's not happening again

[west phoenix]

because they're not the dream team

[cobalt zealot]

No we're a dysfunctional mess currently

Cel is literally only part of the SRT because Jerry said it pays more

[west phoenix]

funny, our team started out pretty functional and now we're falling apart lmao

[cobalt zealot]

She even attempted to negotiate retaining her existing quarters and just taking a pay raise instead of the more private quarters

[west phoenix]

though in wren's game we're finally becoming a team and starting to trust each other. or at least i may be speaking for myself

[cobalt zealot]

Jerry was having it and gave her both

[west phoenix]

common jerry W

[noble ivy]

I have yet to see Jerry take an L

[minor orchid]

They are on the trip

they don't know

what awaits them-

they just being dumb inside the ship

[cobalt zealot]

Is it the ||Tachyon||

God that was a fucking experience

[minor orchid]

Get ready for travel shenanigans, angry pirates, and woman

[noble ivy]

woman!!?!

[minor orchid]

Woman!

[noble ivy]

[supple carbon]

Isn't he divorced? Not necesarily an L but

[noble ivy]

He had a wife but they took her in the divorce

[supple carbon]

Damn

They took the wife in the divorce

[clever cloud]

me when polycule divorce

[shell bison]

Eruca took....something

It was a gift

:)

[noble ivy]

-# not from Jerry btw Bunzi's talking about a different thing

[minor orchid]

Siren obliterated Evan at FleetComm

https://tenor.com/view/my-bals-floppa-my-balls-locket-gif-17228324726954649980

[shell bison]

LMAO

[minor orchid]

Twice

[west phoenix]

archie is one of the few to consistently beat siren at fleetcomm

[clever cloud]

this would tear the team apart

[cobalt zealot]

I'm going to her

I swear we finish the combat next session I'm gonna be yelling at you Juli

(It is all in character you are great and I would never yell at you <3)

[noble ivy]

I genuinely can't wait to play out that scene

[cobalt zealot]

I think one of the team is going to have to hold Cel back no joke

[shell bison]

Why, it's a friend c:

[cobalt zealot]

I have planned out the first 30 seconds of the conversation

And it's just Cel going fucking ballistic

[minor orchid]

Fren!

[cobalt zealot]

||"YOU FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE, IMPULSIVE, IMPETUOUS, IGNORANT BITCH! YOU TOOK A SHARD OF AN NHP FROM THE INTERIOR OF A SHIP EXPERIENCING SPATIOTEMPORAL ANOMALIES BECAUSE IT FUCKING ASKED YOU TO? THE SHIP THAT TRIED TO EXPLODE AND KILL US IN ITS DEATH THROES? DID YOU EXERCISE ANY FUCKING FORETHOUGHT TO THAT QUESTION AT ALL?! YOU'VE PUT THE ENTIRE TEAM, THE ENTIRE FUCKING STATION AT RISK FOR YOUR DUMBASS SAVIOUR COMPLEX!"||

[west phoenix]

my dog tore a hole in siren's ship to eat my old mech

[shell bison]

BRUH

[noble ivy]

-# I clicked it but then quickly looked away as I realized I should wait until you say it in session...

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-slap-gif-13524443576137726830

get her ass

[minor orchid]

zamn what the dog doin

[west phoenix]

extruding they basilisk

i saw that

whore

[noble ivy]

saw what?

[willow needle]

[west phoenix]

prebi tiyrdy

[supple carbon]

yeah

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/wiemmamoucha-gif-11209033872251917961

[dire cloud]

Why is (CH1) ||the party getting a fragment of Feather|| so compelling that many groups have done it independently?

I am in no way complaining.

[cobalt zealot]

Is this a spoiler I can open

[west phoenix]

birb :)

[dire cloud]

[noble ivy]

I think it's because [GM behind the scenes spoilers] ||It gives GMs a chance to have their players interact with FEATHER and learn more about her past and trauma||

[minor orchid]

Imo?

the most basic principle

all the meat on the grill!

[noble ivy]

Not yet

[cobalt zealot]

[cobalt zealot]

Is this something we'll be learning at the end of chapter 1?

Or a bit later than that?

[noble ivy]

maybe? it's up to bunzi to decide

[cobalt zealot]

Ah is it one of those things that like

Can come up at the end of chapter one?

But not necessarily?

[noble ivy]

we'll find out soon enough just be patient, my friend

[cobalt zealot]

I sees

We gotta kill ||Capella|| now anyway

||Let's try and shut down the Hive early||

||And probably the support||

Anastasia has ||the two Bastions||

[noble ivy]

hang on fruit

[cobalt zealot]

I'm going to be ||irritating the shit out of the support||

[noble ivy]

at least spoil mark this strategy talk since there are a few other players here who aren't done with chapter one yet

[cobalt zealot]

I'll probably pop deep six round one and ||run them towards the support so I can free action fire order them every turn||

So they'll be doing chip damage for about 4.5 a round

[noble ivy]

but I already know this is going to be a copy of the last fight ||with Cel and Davis in a moshpit with the bbeg while Eruca's gonna clean up a few stragglers on the outskirts||

-# btw there's nothing wrong with that strategy, I just find it funny

[cobalt zealot]

Eruca does an enormous amount of work

Even though she was mostly picking off stragglers she does great at getting into the back line and fucking up their supports

Anastasia does outstanding crowd control (because she's a chomo of course she does)

And myself and Davis are both pretty damn tough

[minor orchid]

Chat they are gettin' crazy

A moth and two guys can't understand what's going on

[cobalt zealot]

I have a free brace 1/round

So if someone throws a heavy hit at me I don't really give a shit

And the Saggy is a brick regardless

I do believe Davis still has his core too

So he can pop it right in the middle of the moshpit and immediately we're going to be extremely hard to kill, especially Cel who gets free resistance 1/round anyway

[cobalt zealot]

Real!

Let's just murder Steele

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/grabby-hands-cat-cute-gif-8707251

[cobalt zealot]

DO NOT THE OPEN

[ancient crag]

Wait….. that wasn’t spoiled…. Damn you discord

I’m dying!!!!

[noble ivy]

oh no... Vacco got blasted with the forbidden knowledge...

[ancient crag]

||the falling wall of dooom||

Comet is the best character!!

[shell bison]

THAT'S IT

[ancient crag]

Which a shame that they got her

[shell bison]

I'M ADD MORE HORROR SCENES

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-scared-spongebob-afraid-gif-14366037

No please

I’m just a little goblin!!!

As long as there isn’t spiders

;-;

[supple carbon]

I FUCKING HATE PARACAUSAL TIME STUFF MAAAAN WHYYYYYYYY

[clever cloud]

it's great

just when you think you understand it; no you dont

[ancient crag]

Listen

I don’t care what horrors beyond comprehension is thrown at me

I don’t get it ;-;

[cobalt zealot]

No the issue is that we do comprehend the horrors and the implications are incredibly unsettling

Like

Fuck

Terpsi said ||"what if it came from another universe or from the future" and then we find a fucking recording from 5424||

[ancient crag]

I refuse to comprehend. Cuthulu wont get me!!!!

[cobalt zealot]

They understood the assignment

[noble ivy]

don't forget it was [CH1] ||also April 13th ~~aka Homestuck day ~~||

[shell bison]

PAIN

PAIN PEKO

[balmy obsidian]

pain

[minor orchid]

it's not ilegal to steal from steele

sources: me, a jerblorbo who hates him

||also chat, they found her||

[cobalt zealot]

I'm simply going to kill him with a relativistic kinetic kill vehicle

Eat shit chucklenuts I say as a piece of debris falls out of the atmosphere at mach fucktillion and leaves a crater large enough to be seen from hell's gate

[west phoenix]

suspiciously size 2 footprint with a pancaked steele beneath it

[west phoenix]

decided to name my monstrosity mech "The Family Dog"

[ancient crag]

||imma stab him with a charger blade because he annoyed me||

[minor orchid]

Well

it's over

||//Initializing Hope Class NHP||

[hybrid salmon]

how over?

[minor orchid]

Next session

COMBAT

[hybrid salmon]

good luck

to you, the gm. the players can eat it.

[west phoenix]

yeeaaaah fuck em up

[minor orchid]

Finally ||Birdgirl|| has a name!

||A name to a face... and a face to a name||

[hybrid salmon]

(spoiler for something i don't actually think is true in hipo's world) ||oh no is birdgirl andros now???||

[minor orchid]

pffff kljsadjslakdjaslkdj

[hybrid salmon]

||MIND TAKEOVER||

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-mind-control-mk-ultra-mind-control-true-ultra-gif-13986687697849462220

[steady adder]

oh god is the 'true' going to become the second 'joyoys' of this chat?

[west phoenix]

idk it was just relevant

[balmy obsidian]

This android, joyous react them

[steady adder]

oH GOD THEY'RE ON ME

AAAAAAAA-

[west phoenix]

you have alerted the joyous

l4d horde music

[balmy obsidian]

https://youtu.be/kfZ6K098tI4?si=2FxSVCy1rxuGlvZ7

[minor orchid]

Ok one last spoiler(?)

[balmy obsidian]

||Hopemaxing ||

[minor orchid]

they do be joyous

lets hope that last bit is true...

[noble ivy]

-# I'm fucking tearing up reading that last line

[cobalt zealot]

spoiler for what

[willow needle]

everything

[minor orchid]

end of chapter 1

(almost end)

[robust plank]

joyous morning calliope

[minor orchid]

joyous is indeed!

[cobalt zealot]

is it specific to your campaign

[noble ivy]

I think you can click it since Hipo's going "off recipe"

[minor orchid]

That's not a programed system response hehe

[minor orchid]

yeh!

The timeline separates now

AND THEY ARE STILL NAME PENDING!

[cobalt zealot]

Oh

Damn

So what's happening

(In spoilers)

[minor orchid]

Well!

[noble ivy]

wait a second hipo

[minor orchid]

in the gm chat better?

[noble ivy]

Probably not

[cobalt zealot]

I stay out of there

Spoileries

[noble ivy]

Fruit's a player not a gm

[cobalt zealot]

I'm just curious how your campaign's diverging

[noble ivy]

GM to GM ||Remember to keep in mind there's some information that some parties don't learn by the end of chapter one||

[minor orchid]

true...

[noble ivy]

-# I hate how the s are becoming another invasive species here

[minor orchid]

jsjsjsj indeed

but yeah, I am trying to think what to disclose to... well-

[balmy obsidian]

Ventcrabs, bird girls, lizard folk, joyouses, trues... It's so easy to just throw them here

Invasive species everywhere

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/parrot-hand-into-cuddle-pat-gif-14961062509987788178

[noble ivy]

wait... when did the lizard folk get here?

[balmy obsidian]

You're welcome

[minor orchid]

not sure but if jerboa got in, lizardfolk can too

[balmy obsidian]

Crows

[minor orchid]

CROW

[west phoenix]

ok so idk if this would be allowed but oh my god this on a gorgon sounds so fun

[minor orchid]

Zamn

Gorgohacker

[west phoenix]

imagine this and neurospike

[noble ivy]

-# wha'chu call me?

[balmy obsidian]

Well, is the legionnaire book allowed

[west phoenix]

you become a size 2 tank priest

[west phoenix]

idk, i just have it on my COMP/CON because i use it for wallflower and came across this while build crafting

[minor orchid]

Fire honestly

[west phoenix]

up to wren, but this could be a case of me finding a good reason why it shouldm't be xD

i assume the invade would be half heat, but you'd still get the effect of the conditions. something like neurospike, immolate, etc could be crazy because you could potentially invade 5 different targets with scylla and monitor module

and then suddenly half the opfor can't move or attack