(ch2) ||They found out the objective on the first turn of the first round, they won the d4 throw, fuck me 
||
#In Golden Flame
balmy obsidian
clever cloud
now make them pay for it
dire cloud
balmy obsidian
now make them pay for it
they are paying for it
it's round 5, there is one of them on the objective, the rest are stuck near the bottom of he map
minor orchid
I knew it would happen, god, the silliest bugs hehe
minor orchid
YEEEEE LANCER TODAAAY
balmy obsidian
epic duel
willow needle
i was given the power of drawing the ||bird woman nhp|| lets go
tame tide
I hate grunts
balmy obsidian
Update: they won by the skin of their teeth on the last turn
willow needle
im making the ||nhp|| the most kissable i can make her
balmy obsidian
They managed to prevent the kidnapping by a hair's breath as well, i'm proud of them 
supple carbon
im making the ||nhp|| the most kissable i can make her
You can do it, i knoe you can
cobalt zealot
I enjoy popping them, makes me feel like a pro pilot.
supple carbon
Listening to this
What kind of toxic situationship was reverie in for this song to be in her playlist? Wtf
Good song though
At first i assumed to be about the relation with ||The you knoe who|| but the lyrics seem to imply to be about a Toxic love-hate relationship that doesn't seem to fit that one by the bare minimum of information i have
So i'm stumped
west phoenix
Wallflower balancing be like
minor orchid
lmaaooo
supple carbon
Wallflower balancing be like
That sounds awful
west phoenix
Not kidding btw
supple carbon
Man, that really sounds awful
west phoenix
I already don't find berserkers and ronins that fun to begin with
They're fine, but sooo many encounters use them
west phoenix
Idk what you mean by that
minor orchid
Look I just have fun having them in comms being folks who disregard any safety and just want the thrill: not even to kill, just to fight!
west phoenix
Oh yeah i get it
minor orchid
but I agree, they can be annoying
west phoenix
I often don't use comms in combat, it takes long enough lol
minor orchid
and repeating too much be like-
noble ivy
||you thought I was gonna make a joke here, didn't ya? 
||
balmy obsidian
yes
minor orchid
||you thought I was gonna make a joke here, didn't ya? <:joyous:1401281121290948...
Pendejos no duran nada
I did it
supple carbon
Berserkers move too much, and deal a lot of damage, like a mosquito with a chainsaw
west phoenix
Jajaja
west phoenix
Berserkers move too much, and deal a lot of damage, like a mosquito with a chain...
Wait until you meet specters
Or cataphracts
minor orchid
hehehehe
noble ivy
Pendejos no duran nada
-# Google translate made your joke one hell of a double entendre...
tame tide
Oh my...
supple carbon
<:joyous:1406811471631089735>
Don't joyous me
supple carbon
Or cataphracts
That one cataphract from the first combat, what an annoying individual
noble ivy
-# anyways... i was gonna make a "throw me to the grunt berserkers" joke but Hipa's is way freakier
robust plank
good morning calliope :)
noble ivy
good morning Lamp 
robust plank
:joyous:
willow needle
Don't joyous me
he doesnt know
supple carbon
he doesnt know
Of course i don't you haven't told me 
I can only do an analysis of what i know, and from what it seems, Either Reverie has a toxic ex or it's a lot more symbolic
prime terrace
CH4: Has anyone ever drawn ||the Crypt of Stars?||
minor orchid
-# Google translate made your joke one hell of a double entendre...
close enough hehe
(Pendejo as "dumb" and don't last long in the... yeah that sense hehe)
clever cloud
it's closer to idiots don't last long
tame tide
-# Google translate made your joke one hell of a double entendre...
This should be a mech callsign
Or a mech name
clever cloud
Clearly it's not true
HMMMMMM I WONDER WHAT PART IS WRONG THOUGH
honestly, with the state of the world, yeah, idiots last too long
supple carbon
Pendejo dura mucho
jovial beacon
Pendejo dura mucho
como yo
shell bison
i was given the power of drawing the ||bird woman nhp|| lets go
I can offer my own if you need ideas
Plume continues to be a good NPC so far
willow needle
i think you spoiled her name
minor orchid
Nope, don't worry!
A light will be shed... next saturday
Where team name pending ||reaches the tachyon||
willow needle
ahh
minor orchid
Team Name Pending is honestly very Calliope Coded
supple carbon
We are not calliopeans though (but it is a funny name]
minor orchid
wanker
supple carbon
The wankers
minor orchid
THE WANC'ERS
jovial beacon
willow needle
reverie:
supple carbon
We're wancing here
west phoenix
Wallflower balancing be like
i've been thinking about it so i need to share, it's so funny. wallflower spoilers
shit is so funny bro
prime terrace
so my Caliban player just ||hatched into a sentient White Witch
welp||
west phoenix
what.
prime terrace
MY CALIBAN PLAYER
||HATCHED||
||LIKE AN EGG||
prime terrace
||They wanted to. i just wasnt expecting them to hatch like an egg lmao||
prime terrace
this is the same character who ||used a void shark to "assassinate" Rodericke Steele||
minor orchid
goat
prime terrace
Oh god she's a diva
||The player called her a MILF. I HAVE TO DEAL WITH A MILF DIVA WHITE WITCH WHAT DO I DO?!||
Im gonna run this anyway for the lolz (and the players are fine with it. i asked to make sure its all okay with them so nobody's uncomfortable)
minor orchid
Well they are thinking now of names for the team, RA help me. Suggestions so far:
-Them four
-Three folks and a Karrakin
-The moth and the other three
-The superfriends
-Los inexplicables
-Los mataos de jerry
-Tourism Express Team
-The overheaters
-Overwatch
-Insert warhammer chapter names
west phoenix
tourism express team and the overheaters are my favorites lol
supple carbon
Those we're mine but we are still looking
Another one since hipo left to do something
Los Jerry estas loco
prime terrace
SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 4
||My players are [deliberately] being railroaded and it's literally just this||
supple carbon
We still haven't decided on a name, but we are looking, it'll take a while
prime terrace
SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 4
||My players are [deliberately] being railroaded and it'...
I need to commission someone to draw this
limber fossil
we still haven't settled on a squad name either, but frankly our PCs aren't really the kind to do that sort of thing i mean
like, three of us are grumpy MILFs (well, one's a GILF), and the other is a maddened oracle who keeps cutes drawing and makes toys of what she thinks are horses
unofficially though i call it grandma squad
supple carbon
Grandma squad is a name
limber fossil
yeah but it's non-diagetic
west phoenix
sorry, calliope has decided its grandma squad
clever cloud
people in-game are gonna start calling yall that
west phoenix
the wallflower squad needs a name...
balmy obsidian
who the hell named them, glados?
clever cloud
i mean....
west phoenix
lmao close enough
shell bison
lmao
dire cloud
Ch4 ||I used Everyone's a Fan on CAUSTIC and got a nat 20.||
noble ivy
So... my players are finally done with chapter 2... and my TCB player did
49 DAMAGE IN TWO TURNS...
west phoenix
dustgrave moment
noble ivy
he's going Empaaki for LL2 and I am horrified by the idea of him having both a tempest charge blade and a god crushing grasp on the same mech...
supple carbon
Damn, he really did install an instakill button on his mech
noble ivy
you want to know the worst part...
he blew up his mech in the last fight and I thought "huh, this next fight might be a bit too much for them right now" so I let him repair his mech during a rest...
west phoenix
never reward their stupidity
make them suffer
that one player who nearly destroyed their mech last combat did nothing this combat lmao, bro went around scanning objectives and thats it
he had like, 2 structure 2 stress after using all of his repairs
supple carbon
Imafine losing your mech, could'nt be me
west phoenix
i have never wrecked :)
balmy obsidian
I have wrecked once during the campaign on the last round of the last fight of mission 2 (to get us the win)
west phoenix
WAIT I DID WRECK
supple carbon
I better not say more because i can jinx the next fight
west phoenix
during (ch2) ||anti capital||
west phoenix
I have wrecked once during the campaign on the last round of the last fight of m...
primo almost wrecked then and if i didn't use raise the banner i think 2 of us would have wrecked in wren's game
the avenger did 16 damage to my bondmate lmao
in one attack
balmy obsidian
me it was the ||engineer and its billion turrets||
but I shoved it off the point before then far enough that it couldn't get to the objective so I am the winner
noble ivy
me it was the ||engineer and its billion turrets||
||punish the players if they let the engi set up their extended family|| is a permanent part of my notes
balmy obsidian
The rebake ||engi ||is devious
minor orchid
Guys... the moth knows
||the moth saw Plume||
Her inspiration now knows no boundaries
balmy obsidian
My players have finished chapter 2 with a flawless victory but I told them I really really wanna do the (ch2) ||TRAIN FIGHT HOLY SHIT TRAIN FIGHT|| so we'll still be doing that actually, although they'll have their LL2 before then
dire cloud
||The moth is bonded to a Deimosian based on Feather now?||
balmy obsidian
I need to find out how to set up videos as backgrounds on foundry
west phoenix
me it was the ||engineer and its billion turrets||
yeah thats what happened to primo lol. bro had 1hp 1 structure
balmy obsidian
Al's extra work must not go to waste it is too peak
west phoenix
I need to find out how to set up videos as backgrounds on foundry
like during combat?
balmy obsidian
yeah like, have the background be a video instead of a static image
supple carbon
Nana knows, she set up a simpsons episode on our first strahd sesion
west phoenix
its just uploading the background 'image', nothing complicated. idk if you need a module or not for it
west phoenix
i need to check my work to see if it requires a module, i did it that way so i'm assuming its part of base foundry
willow needle
you can just put a video as the background image
west phoenix
i also use scene transitions which are their own module
willow needle
i recommend preloading the scene tho
cuz across servers download can be really slow
minor orchid
||The moth is bonded to a Deimosian based on Feather now?||
||She is prone to bond with the feather fragment I am preparing: Láquesis, part of Trinity ||
willow needle
i havent used a video as a background for a playable scene, only to showcase a location with a drawn animation, but it think it should work just like with an static image
but i think it can be laggy depending in the client
supple carbon
Man hipo doing spoilers is not fair i wanna read it
minor orchid
Man hipo doing spoilers is not fair i wanna read it
Come on you'll find out this saturday
supple carbon
minor orchid
I hunger for the lore you have hidden from me
Afraid that Signal knows about the Vessel 27? hehe
supple carbon
That cowboy wannabe knows too much for being a Call Of Duty player
supple carbon
Damn
supple carbon
Big damn
clever cloud
I slept reaaaaaall good yesterday and I am 0% jet lagged
also I bought Ace Combat zero again
minor orchid
also I bought Ace Combat zero again
Hora de pilotar avionetas
minor orchid
https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-fox-sleeping-fox-fox-sleep-sleepy-gif-104799036753...
I swear Imma make a fox-adjacent pilot just to use that gif
robust plank
my favorite animal the fuck
noble ivy
west phoenix
pov i made eleonor miss one too many times with field analyst
jovial beacon
https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-eating-food-monster-h-reginald-gif-23629011273...
no.
bad frogo
supple carbon
noble ivy
my god... that's the first time the amphibian spat something out...
he's finally showing remorse(???)
supple carbon
noble ivy
clever cloud
unchewing just to rechew
dire cloud
But yeah, Sunday went well.
minor orchid
we love good sundays
woeful saddle
loki with "have you seen my dog" as a caption
supple carbon
unchewing just to rechew
Doubling the evil
ancient crag
lunar peak
o, you dragged me here bnuuy
ancient crag
Bonk the fox
noble ivy
o, you dragged me here bnuuy
Welcome to calliope, miss rotfox
lunar peak
i am here. not to save the day but more likely cause problems (jk)
ancient crag
Good job meow
west phoenix
idk. i choose violence always
west phoenix
it's not harrison armory, so it can't be the best mech
noble ivy
wait, why're you shaking me
lunar peak
do not shake me, ive done nothing wrong!
lunar peak
Fox thinks the drake is not the best mech
you claim the drake is unmovable yet theres several mechs that can move it, how curious
ancient crag
you claim the drake is unmovable yet theres several mechs that can move it, how ...
Incorrect
noble ivy
you claim the drake is unmovable yet theres several mechs that can move it, how ...
Bunzi, Look at what the drake does in order to mimic a fraction of your power
west phoenix
did i tell you the time our former sal, kugel, tried to make sure i wasn't knocked back by a character
... when i was in a sunzi
ancient crag
Look what Harrison needs to do to mimic the fraction of Drake chunk
west phoenix
"i'm immune to involuntary movement"
"because i used my reaction"
"no, i just get that"
".... well i used it, you're immune to involuntary movement"
west phoenix
Look what Harrison needs to do to mimic the fraction of Drake chunk
its not the chunk imo, we need one that can just fuckin brawl
the mix of being a tank and having decent offense is lacking on HA. i think the napoleon was supposed to be that but... its the napoleon
robust plank
hello
ancient crag
That would with it’s main weapons get itself blown up before the Drake will be destroyed
west phoenix
don't you dare insult the displacer
the napoleon license is good, i really like it. but the mech sucks
sure, you can't kill it. you don't have to, when it uses its active it can't do anything
other than that it... gets a bonus on a brace? bracing sucks lmao. the half damage on a save is nice, but i can't think of a ton of cases where that's super relevant
ancient crag
Bracing has saved my ass a few times with the savggy
west phoenix
well yeah, its good on the mech that gets a brace with no downsides
the downsides are brutal
lunar peak
i am too new to lancer to really know whats good or not
i just know i think the horus mechs are cool lol
west phoenix
thats how i started too, i went full circle
i was like "HA is the coolest, their stuff makes a lot of sense" to "oh wow SSC has a lot of cool abilities" back to "HA is the coolest, their stuff makes a lot of sense (with great heatcaps)"
dire cloud
you claim the drake is unmovable yet theres several mechs that can move it, how ...
Meanwhile, the Barbarossa has like one.
west phoenix
shame it can't move anywhere
supple carbon
Imagine tanking
west phoenix
accelerate barb??? my bad i was not familiar with your game
limber fossil
I’d love to try a Barbarossa but the problem is that it’d require me to ride a heavy mount mech
And i’m currently committing to a bit where I simply never use a mech with a heavy mount
wild flame
And i’m currently committing to a bit where I simply never use a mech with a hea...
Simply put one (1) GMS pistol in the heavy mount as an indicator of your opinion on its use
limber fossil
And i’m currently committing to a bit where I simply never use a mech with a hea...
The closest i got to doing so was when I had a caliban
And i just activated core and never touched the heavy
limber fossil
A fifth cis male player has hit Grandma Squad
i bet it was was vexwerewolf lancer's vision that one day a bunch of cis guys and one agender slut would band together and play a bunch of grumpy milfs
her power...
tight pier
It's just 400/7
jovial beacon
Good morning calliope!
clever cloud
yes, but not for day-night, for spin gravity
this is info available in the book :^)
supple carbon
Incresing the spin cycle by 0.1 seconds as a joke
balmy obsidian
the entire station dislocates into thousands of pieces and everyone dies
clever cloud
all tea is 3% bluer for no discernible reason
rare escarp
the entire station dislocates into thousands of pieces and everyone dies
pov you removed the Wrong Screw on the Three Sisters
tame tide
Incresing the spin cycle by 0.1 seconds as a joke
Tom Scott is rolling in his grave
Wait
I just had an amazing NPC idea, it's just Tom Scott but in the future and he wanted to do a video on Calliope to show something off but then he got abandoned and now he's making more and more unhinged videos of how fucked the system is
cobalt zealot
I just had an amazing NPC idea, it's just Tom Scott but in the future and he wan...
this is switch's second channel
limber fossil
That annoying iPad kid*?* no way
clever cloud
I just had an amazing NPC idea, it's just Tom Scott but in the future and he wan...
Abandoned? We couldn't get the guy to leave!
tame tide
"Hello, this is Tom Scott, and Today, we aboard the icebreaker borealis, deep in the long rim within Calliope"
Shot cuts to icebreaker borealis in space, slowly spinning as Kalavela slowly drifts out of view in the background
"Here, aboard the icebreaker borealis, The largest and most popular gambling, and casinos in the long rim."
Camera pans back to tom Scott, standing a third to the side of the camera, streets bustling behind him as he stands by a railing in the starstrip
"Here, outside of union jurisdiction, gambling enterprises, do not, need to show their win chances, for their gambling games. Which means, they are not allowed to advertise, in union space. But there is one casino, that can get around these restrictions"
The camera cuts to a zoomed in shot of a casino, panning down the glowing neon sign reading "Wild Wide Wesort Wasino"
"Within the, Wild, Wide, Wesort Wasino, here, aboard the starstrip aboard, the icebreaker Borealis"
Cuts back to tom Scott
"is the only casino that has declared, the chances of their gambling. Because they simply do not know the chances..."
cobalt zealot
(ch2) <:im_vibe_monster:1155138966060810270>
is this a map
balmy obsidian
yes it's Al's rendition of (ch2) ||getting railroaded|| that I refuse to let go to waste
the background is animated too i mean come on
west phoenix
Yeah it's sick
Apparently rocking videos as backgrounds can make performance tank, be careful
balmy obsidian
My players all have good PCs so we should be fine 🤞🏼
supple carbon
I don't know what good characters have to do with performance but hey that's cool
west phoenix
Can't relate, most of mine use potatoes and remind me about that fact all the time
tame tide
||You can also use tilescroll plugin, and make the background a still image that scrolls||
clever cloud
the canvas background can also be a GIF right? or is it webm??
balmy obsidian
this one's webm
shell bison
It's just 400/7
it was still pretty funny watching the math calculations in real time, and impressive
tame tide
Camera cuts to a fellow, he's short wearing wrenchy overalls wearing a hard hat, and his irises are constantly changing colour
The name comes up as he begins to speak
"Crab Grabber"
"Head technician of the Wild Wide Wesort Wasino"
Crab Grabber: "Soi, yeah, we doin't really knoiw the oidds oif our machines but they about woirk as well as we want them to... Soi we ain't complaining"
"Out head techy used to woirk oin our machines, and oi think she knew the oidds... But noit anymore because she had a midloif croisis and is noiw a champion in the moon Glacier league"
"She noiw refuses any cointact and if we troiy to speak with her, she oinly responds with 'Fack off [BLEEP]"
"Soi the ways the gambling machinamagigs work is by these quirky little fellas"
crab Grabber reaches into his pocket and pulls out a purple crustacean
"The way we have the gambling oidds to be randoimly choisen is because these quirky wee fellas, like grabbing electrical cables..."
Camera cuts to a vent crab pen, with a decent number of vent crabs, every now and then one would grab two live wires and a loud spark flashes before another fuse is blown
"We cannoit predict when the crabs grab the wires, soi we base the oidds oif the machines off that"
Camera cuts back to Crab Grabber
"We assure you, these is noit animal cruelty, because the crabs keep facking doing it, and it is more painful for us as we need to have technicians, oin the ball, replacing the fuses live for when the crabs keep shoirting the circuits"
"We alsoi have, a miniature printer, which is printing out new fuses, twenty foiur seven"
Camera goes back to tom Scott in the starstrip
"And here we have, the Wild Wide Wesort Wasino, showing off, how the odds of it's gambling works, without breaking union jurisdiction, or animal cruelty laws, because the, vent crabs, 'must like it', next week, we will show, the strut screw club, aboard the icebreaker"
shell bison
crab grabber
clever cloud
oh my fucking god
tame tide
this vision came to me as I thought of it and I wouldn't allow myself to rid it from my mind even as people were complimenting my maps
last leaf
holy shit thats good
balmy obsidian
last leaf
also the tom scott mention reminded me of this meme (for when the lancer session is about to start)
balmy obsidian
"I am back from the arctic, and I have a cold"
west phoenix
the ~~canvas~~ background can also be a GIF right? or is it webm??
Could be either iirc
tame tide
The one I made is a webm
I think I ||figured out the speed of that train based on how fast the movement is||
last leaf
I love watching my players have interesting theories about my remix game 
it makes me feel validated for changing the plot
west phoenix
You have my attention
But the most important part about your remix: the twink (Gabriel) has supreme power
last leaf
real and true
clever cloud
But the most important part about your remix: the twink (Gabriel) has supreme po...
oh please tell me you mean the red and white SUPREME brand
shell bison
This is Gabriel slander
supple carbon
The one from ultrakill?
clever cloud
no, npc from the icebreaker
balmy obsidian
He is going to ultrakill you
supple carbon
Gabriel from ultrakill is in the icebreaker damn
willow needle
GABRIEL ULTRAKILL
balmy obsidian
willow needle
supple carbon
I forgor that nana could be activated like a sleeper agent if i mention ultrakill
west phoenix
oh please tell me you mean the red and white SUPREME brand
Gabriel with the supreme hoodie
lime widget
I forgor that nana could be activated like a sleeper agent if i mention ultrakil...
…ultrakill you say?
last leaf
oh please tell me you mean the red and white SUPREME brand
no comment
lime widget
You know who else has had the totally original idea to make a V1 ultrakill mech port into lancer?
cobalt zealot
MYRIOS "Devourer" Nexus
EXOTIC Heavy Nexus; Accurate, Smart, Seeking, 2 SP
Range 10, 1d6 Kinetic + 3 Burn
Effect: This weapon ignores IMMUNITY or RESISTANCE to BURN damage.
Is this balanced properly for an exotic?
west phoenix
Exotics are weird, they can be as strong or as weak as you can imagine really
lime widget
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MYRIOS "Devourer" Nexus
EXOTIC Heavy Nexus; Accurate, Smart, Seeking, 2 SP
R...
It’s probably balanced on its own
west phoenix
Honestly i don't think it needs the SP cost, maybe doesn't need to be seeking
lime widget
Gandiva but way more strong
west phoenix
Could also encourage nanocomp to make it seeking
cobalt zealot
I mean, it's a bigger version of SWARM/HIVEs
west phoenix
As silly as it may be i think 2 burn instead of 3, should be less than the ghengis imo
And its similar to swarm hive damage but with more kinetic
cobalt zealot
And a little more burn
west phoenix
Well yeah, which is why i said that above :p
cobalt zealot
Shouldn't a heavy do a tad more burn?
west phoenix
But it also does more kinetic and has like 7 other upsides
Plus why spec into ghengis when you can use this?
cobalt zealot
Exotic
west phoenix
Me
minor orchid
Meow saw a larger woman
west phoenix
So i became a man
west phoenix
Exotic
I was gonna say exotics shouldn't completely invalidate other options but i guess some already do
You asked if it was balanced and didn't want feedback
If you just wanted to show it off i get it, its cool, i like it
I am more of a fan of exotics being more unique rather than buffed, been putting a lot of thought into my own for that 'module' I'm working on
tame tide
```
MYRIOS "Devourer" Nexus
EXOTIC Heavy Nexus; Accurate, Smart, Seeking, 2 SP
R...
This is comparable to a gandiva, but:
3 of it's damage is irriducable
It has 5 less range
It's a nexus and not a launcher
The nexus can play well because it's more likely to crit with centimane, it doesn't work as well on a monarch
It's burn can only be reduced by death counter and an MBTs armour plating
And it's +1 sp
clever cloud
Karambit
tame tide
I'd personally drop 1sp and ignore immunity but like otherwise, it looks fine
With +1 sp and ignore immunity all that's really doing is "this burns pyros" which isn't to broken
tame tide
Karambit
Karambit
Since that's basically +3 damage as AP but pyros have good eng anyway
dire cloud
I'd say it treats immunity as resistance, because Nexuses have fairly easy access to Shred.
tame tide
Most it's strengths IMO is that it's accurate so good for crit fishing, and it's seeking which is godly
Remove seeking from the game
balmy obsidian
But if you remove seeking, how will i bully my players with hives hiding behind cover?
west phoenix
This is comparable to a gandiva, but:
3 of it's damage is irriducable
It has 5 ...
Man i hate the gandiva
They made a weapon you just never miss with
That does a damn good amount of damage for those stats
tame tide
IMO it's a fine weapon until monarchs paracausal damage or bonus damage stacking is involved
west phoenix
I still think its probably one of the best in the game, top 3 maybe
jovial beacon
minor orchid
damn, it's a dog!
west phoenix
This is me ... If you even care...
willow needle
i am coping lesbianism for a relationship that hasnt even started yet
||moth girl and bird girl 
||
noble ivy
i need my lesbian like water
willow needle
me so for real
supple carbon
Damn
balmy obsidian
Why is Naana liquifying the lesbians
minor orchid
Because the fire is melting her
willow needle
she's very hot 
||i am covered in 3 degree burns help||
jovial beacon
she's very hot <:zilluWAH:1329234198682406912> ||i am covered in 3 degree burns ...
you get used to it to the burns 🦅
6 of burn dmg
minor orchid
she's very hot <:zilluWAH:1329234198682406912> ||i am covered in 3 degree burns ...
You are drawing her hot*
willow needle
reverie is getting a heat capacity at this point
minor orchid
Naana: How does her hair looks like
Me:
balmy obsidian
hair reveal
willow needle
im going to argentina and force fem you
minor orchid
draw Zephyr first you silly- /joke
minor orchid
-# fuck
willow needle
limber fossil
(gramma squad no look) man it's really hard playing a PC ||grieving a family that probably died because she abandoned them|| with all these fucking lesbians
like for any of the dead gods' sake why are there so many fucking hopeless gay bitches in this useless system_?_
minor orchid
like for any of the dead gods' sake why are there so many fucking hopeless gay b...
because this is the hopeles gay bitches system!
limber fossil
fucking woke left pushing their agenda of "drowning my PC in massive puss"
balmy obsidian
||"sometimes it's like they are still here you know?"
"damn that's hot"
"what the fuck is wrong with you I am grieving"||
limber fossil
i should never have played a grumpy transgender jacked MILF in a game written by a trans furry
doesn't help that my GM is the biggest... ugh what's that word_?_
for brainrot girlies who ship women
minor orchid
biggest awooga
noble ivy
for brainrot girlies who ship women
Himejoshi
balmy obsidian
right that one
limber fossil
yeah that
that's my GM
which is very funny, because he's gay
man just commits to the bit
noble ivy
fujoshi i think it was
Fujoshi is a girl obsessed with Yaoi (literally translates to "rotten girl")
minor orchid
lmao
limber fossil
also now some of the other PCs are convinced that i've got something gay going on
balmy obsidian
I just remembered that joshi was for shipping girls but didn't remember if it was fu or hime
limber fossil
A man lesbian <:ExeNaruhodo:838716844076564480>
actually that's another player
minor orchid
also now some of the other PCs are convinced that i've got something gay going o...
Space dust is gay
EVERYTHING IS GAY
noble ivy
man just commits to the bit
-# btw, A man obsessed with yuri is a "Himedanshi"
why the hell am I explaning weird otaku terms today...
limber fossil
it's fine, i will forcefully extract any of this conversation from my brain the moment i leave
balmy obsidian
also now some of the other PCs are convinced that i've got something gay going o...
It's not entirely the same registry but I have been fighting codekisser accusations since day one because I took technophile
limber fossil
lmao
balmy obsidian
So I feel your pain, sorta kinda
limber fossil
i am actually considering technophile in the late game
it seems like an interesting way to progress my "heartless" PC's story
who also kinda just doesn't care for NHPs v much
noble ivy
It's not entirely the same registry but I have been fighting codekisser accusati...
well, it is called "technophile"...
limber fossil
well, it is called "techno***phile***"...
woke left at it again
minor orchid
well, it is called "techno***phile***"...
90% of IGF pilots
limber fossil
they're turning the codes gay
balmy obsidian
They're putting thermal paste in the water supply
noble ivy
woke left at it again
The woke left is gonna make you adopt that paracausal child
limber fossil
90% of IGF pilots
the reason all these pilots kiss computers is because that's the only place their friends are
balmy obsidian
big sad
noble ivy
Specifically the friends in computers part
until you take the Iconoclast talent and let them go out of the puter and become everyones problem
willow needle
cascade
https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-kermit-kermit-meme-kermit-water-kermit-waterfall-gif-24226895
...this gif can be seen in many ways..
willow needle
balmy obsidian
Naana watch the road
balmy obsidian
everytime I read your name I think about this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKqWpbfws2k
dire cloud
Gay afternyan everyone!
tame tide
Evening(ay)
minor orchid
Gay afternyan everyone!
Gay afternyan!
noble ivy
good Sapphternoon everypony
tame tide
balmy obsidian
good aceternoon
balmy obsidian
take a boat from europe to north america and become a girl
call that the transatlantic
noble ivy
good aceternoon
isn't it aroace-evening for you over there?
balmy obsidian
it is evening yes
west phoenix
Good morning
dire cloud
west phoenix
Why are all the hot egregorians from that country
balmy obsidian
-# Uncle, play "I was made for loving you" by Kiss
west phoenix
How about you kiss some bitches
balmy obsidian
No
west phoenix
Ok
balmy obsidian
Ok
minor orchid
not sure what flag is but zamn go for it!
dire cloud
It's the poly flag.
willow needle
poly
balmy obsidian
But I only see one flag
minor orchid
ooooo
dire cloud
Yes, but you see polygons, right?
balmy obsidian
no
supple carbon
Diomio
west phoenix
The country of Pathfinder
How about you find some bitches etc etc
Uiugghh work is fine today but I'm trying to get transferred to this location permanently and it's been such a hassle
limber fossil
PATH FINDER?!
the second_???_
last leaf
be gay do (space) crime
willow needle
space crime 
dire cloud
Oh, Betty is pan as well as poly, but editing it to be half pan doesn't seem like it'd work very well.
supple carbon
No, i don't support horus actually
west phoenix
Oh, Betty is pan as well as poly, but editing it to be half pan doesn't seem lik...
We need the Calliope pan and poly club
Aka like, everyone in Calliope
Form the overarching Calliope polycule
west phoenix
The ace pilots
noble ivy
Nelson pilots hanging out in a tree house all to themselves
minor orchid
Except the ace folks.
The Ace folks are consultants (friends) in the whole polycule
willow needle
minor orchid
represented with dashed line
dire cloud
And I don't know what Roderick Steele is, but no one claims him, not even the straights.
cobalt zealot
And I don't know what Roderick Steele is, but no one claims him, not even the st...
sigma male
supple carbon
Capitalist
balmy obsidian
elon musk
willow needle
melon husk
tame tide
Form the overarching Calliope polycule
At this point I think the Calliope Polycule should be opt out rather than opt in
shell bison
The Sunzi pilots hanging out by the blink fluid pool
hybrid salmon
The lesbians are OK I see
I’m ace and I still found myself in a polycule, so it’s no excuse
shell bison
I shall refrain from discussing the polycule talk
noble ivy
And I don't know what Roderick Steele is, but no one claims him, not even the st...
I headcanon that Steele just doesn’t comprehend romance or attraction, even with cishet relationships
supple carbon
He loves money
shell bison
As a small business owner I can say as a liaison to the capitalist's, no we do not claim him.
He can be a failed wanna be tech bro on the muse, we do not care
willow needle
reverie is just a lesbian
noble ivy
The Sunzi pilots hanging out by the blink fluid pool
Do you end up in another timeline’s blink pool if you dive into the deep end?
shell bison
Do you end up in another timeline’s blink pool if you dive into the deep end?
No, you hit the ripple glass cage that makes you see another version of yourself also trying to do the same thing. The blink has its own rules. Follow them or get drowned
minor orchid
I’m ace and I still found myself in a polycule, so it’s no excuse
Imma add a Mackenzie to the Hipo's IGF rooster
hybrid salmon
I think Steele struggles to comprehend something that neither belongs to him or can with enough money. Like other people.
hybrid salmon
Imma add a Mackenzie to the Hipo's IGF rooster
Also yes pango station climber
shell bison
Don't marcille_tired me, you are going amber phantom >:c
minor orchid
mesbian lech
willow needle
hybrid salmon
Calliope name
minor orchid
Also yes pango station climber
yeeeeee :D
Lucy: "You need something? Talk to 'Kenzie!"
west phoenix
The Sunzi pilots hanging out by the blink fluid pool
Ecchi scene with Serenity being jealous of Char's... Gifts
west phoenix
minor orchid
damn scoob
west phoenix
Reheeheeheehee
shell bison
Char is probably not even aware. She's just napping by the pool for a tan while Serenity is seething
west phoenix
Loki pulls this move
minor orchid
damn twink
west phoenix
Troublesome twink
shell bison
If he does that, Char is going to teleport, smack him then teleport back to her nap
supple carbon
I came across some very dreadful information that my character does not know
The drama potential is inmense
willow needle
meanwhile reverie 
noble ivy
I came across some very dreadful information that my character does not know
Th...
Is it drama or drama(
)? /j
supple carbon
Drama
supple carbon
Damn
main scaffold
Is that the amount of enemies?
thats the amount of unique tokens in igf act 1 based on a first pass
supple carbon
Damn
main scaffold
its lower than the actual number of enemies in the module because some enemies are duplicated (i.e. two ||scourers|| in the chapter 2 ||amusement park combat||) and im not making separate tokens for those if theyre the identical mech
but thats the amount of tokens i will be tackling
with dustgrave i did 43, for shadow of the wolf i did 63
this is gonna be a major step up
balmy obsidian
I made two tokens for those but it was just flipping the colors around really
Well, "made"
main scaffold
nah that counts
balmy obsidian
"took two minutes to set colors on retrograde" made
main scaffold
counts
balmy obsidian
west phoenix
I am picky about my tokens, often good tokens can win me over lmao
I legit considered running Wallflower because the tokens are sick
willow needle
I'm just wondering if I should open a wallflower game
main scaffold
I am picky about my tokens, often good tokens can win me over lmao
attempting to convince you with a comparably non-spoilery shadow of the wolf token
thats the quality yall can expect for the igf token pack
balmy obsidian
good lord
west phoenix
I'm just wondering if I should open a wallflower game
Do you feel like doing twice the work to make the module good?
west phoenix
attempting to convince you with a comparably non-spoilery shadow of the wolf tok...
Drone upon ye
Nah but fr that looks great
supple carbon
Do you feel like doing twice the work to make the module good?
I think she really does like this part /j
main scaffold
Do you feel like doing twice the work to make the module good?
weve had some real good community rewrites i dont think its that much of a hassle anymore
west phoenix
I don't really vibe with SOTW tbh, not a Karrakin fan nor a high school drama fan lmao
It is really not made for me
balmy obsidian
i thought it was a college
west phoenix
If i had the chance to play it i would
willow needle
Do you feel like doing twice the work to make the module good?
Already doing that for strahd anyway...
west phoenix
DON'T DOUBLE IT
supple carbon
i thought it was a college
Same thing just with adults
west phoenix
But if you do i can show you my notes Naana
Especially for act 2. I'm really excited for act 2
balmy obsidian
Same thing just with adults
Miles better than the alternative
I am so sick of high schools everywhere
supple carbon
Yeah
willow needle
Also, soon, there will be a ||drawing of Reverie dressing in a kimono :3||
balmy obsidian
I will kill anime
willow needle
But if you do i can show you my notes Naana
Yessss plsplslls
main scaffold
I don't really vibe with SOTW tbh, not a Karrakin fan nor a high school drama fa...
oh im not trying to convince you to run sotw i just picked a token of comparative quality. i used sotw because the sotw tokens are way better than the dustgrave ones i also did
west phoenix
Yessss plsplslls
I just redid chapter 3 entirely, base chapter 3 sucks. Running it now and my players are loving it
west phoenix
oh im not trying to convince you to run sotw i just picked a token of comparativ...
What are you trying to convince me to do then 😭
main scaffold
winning you over for a nondescript cause
willow needle
I just redid chapter 3 entirely, base chapter 3 sucks. Running it now and my pla...
can I have
main scaffold
havent thought that far
west phoenix
I will fight by your side
west phoenix
<:Crying:1160746026928451605> can I have
Read the damn book first and i will, it requires context
supple carbon
Hskdydndj
willow needle
supple carbon
Funny answer
west phoenix
And i have some act 2/3 stuff in there and onward so that's even more context
willow needle
Imagine reading books and not hallucinating half the campaign and improvising the other half with your players theories
west phoenix
Uuuu
willow needle
No I'm not scott cawthon
west phoenix
Imagine reading books and not hallucinating half the campaign and improvising th...
Sorry i like to run peak ma'am
supple carbon
No I'm not scott cawthon
It's scoooot catwon
west phoenix
Scoot cotton
willow needle
I'm joking I read a lot
west phoenix
Don't lie
willow needle
Reading 3 entire books to run strahd actually
supple carbon
Too much some would say
west phoenix
You're illiterate
main scaffold
I will fight by your side
excellent
willow needle
Prove you're literate
I wrote a book
supple carbon
What
balmy obsidian
Objection your honor
west phoenix
Ok but fr read Wallflower and i can break down the changes and walk you through my ideas of act 2 and 3
supple carbon
True true
willow needle
WHY AM I HEARING THAT JUST NOW
Because it's not out probably and needs a lot of proofreading (?)
west phoenix
opens book
"Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo"
supple carbon
Nana never tells me anything 
/j
willow needle
Ok but fr read Wallflower and i can break down the changes and walk you through ...
Okyyyy whenever I'm not pulling my hair out with strahd :)
west phoenix
Sounds like you shouldn't put another campaign on your plate lol
Especially one that needs more work
Its like igf where it comes out the box as peak
willow needle
Nah it gets to a point that strahd gets easier to handle
I'm just not at that point right now..
willow needle
"I wrote a book" merely proves she can write
west phoenix
I feel that. I just reached that part in Wallflower. Running the sessions are hard, but the work prepping chapter 3 was mostly done already
Writing investigations is hard
supple carbon
Question, is there really no room for a wallflower?
jovial beacon
Question, is there really no room for a wallflower?
no
supple carbon
Damn
jovial beacon
i really wanna play a lancaster or kidd there
west phoenix
Question, is there really no room for a wallflower?
no
west phoenix
i really wanna play a lancaster or kidd there
John Wallflower
jovial beacon
John Wallflower
just a trucker called Pete
balmy obsidian
Pete Nut?
jovial beacon
balmy obsidian
dogeweird
balmy obsidian
smug mischievous cat
west phoenix
You mean me
willow needle
Is the main character of no room for a wallflower
John No
John Room
Or
John Wallflower
John No Room
last leaf
John Wallflower
balmy obsidian
can't wait for the next fight with assaults so i can add another john to the family
AUGH OK remember when i said if i had superpowers i'd want time control to sleep more scratch that actually give me shapeshifting si i can color my nails without having to wait for it to dry or it chipping away within the day
west phoenix
John Wallflower
west phoenix
AUGH OK remember when i said if i had superpowers i'd want time control to sleep...
you're not beating the allegations
clever cloud
AUGH OK remember when i said if i had superpowers i'd want time control to sleep...
- Nail polish dries in 10 mins tops..
- Good nail polish lasts 1 week, and gels last 3
- Jesus fucking christ just try estrogen already
balmy obsidian
Ten minutes is a long ass time, yes but objects passively lose durability around me, no
balmy obsidian
One day when i was very sick my nails turned blue but that's something else entirely
willow needle
Damn
clever cloud
One day when i was very sick my nails turned blue but that's something else enti...
what the actual fuck
balmy obsidian
Yeah no i have no idea what happened either
minor orchid
Imagine painting your nails
It's pretty nice you know? :D
balmy obsidian
It was the last hour of school i was like maybe 9 or 10, i felt very bad, told someone, essentially skipped class and sat in the office for an hour not doing anything, then went back home, on the way home noticed my nails had turned blue while i apparently was deathly pale, then i got home and about 15 minutes later i was feeling normal again
willow needle
It's pretty nice you know? :D
Every time I tried I get a weird feeling in my mouth, I guess it's just autistic moment being hyper sensitive.. So I'm just not used to do it
willow needle
Going to argentina to paint your nails
balmy obsidian
Hombre
west phoenix
i chew my nails too much
balmy obsidian
Orange cat
minor orchid
Nonono
west phoenix
you're right leo but idk why you said that
balmy obsidian
It's orange cat behaviour
minor orchid
Classic orange cat behaviour
west phoenix
do orange cats have extreme anxiety
willow needle
My nails are oddly very healthy looking even if I chew them periodically to cut them and not really treating them afterwards
balmy obsidian
Probably
west phoenix
My nails are oddly very healthy looking even if I chew them periodically to cut ...
same here
minor orchid
Hombre 🐴
Funny thing now that you put the horse
When I was designing my first a with my friend
We decided to give me "Hoof Nails!"
willow needle
Seahorse moment
minor orchid
Seahorse moment
Seahorse with horse legg
minor orchid
Seahorse moment
Stop the pregenate
willow needle
Seahorse with horse legg
Horse²
west phoenix
maybe i'm just absolutely vile but thats my first thought when i think of seahorses
its cool biology!
willow needle
It's also the first result in discord gifs about seahorses
noble ivy
Stop the pregenate
-# is that what naana’s trying to do to you??!?
willow needle
-# is that what naana’s trying to do to you??!?
100%
noble ivy
willow needle
I already made him pregonante actually
west phoenix
HUH
noble ivy
west phoenix
did you take him out to dinner first
minor orchid
No :c
noble ivy
Congrats on the babies, Hipa
minor orchid
Congrats on the babies, Hipa
She just wants me to give her lesbian NPCs save me-
willow needle
Hipo when I visit Chile come around so I can invite you to dinner (?
willow needle
She just wants me to give her lesbian NPCs save me-
I only asked for 2!
west phoenix
2 more than you should
take the lesbians you are given and be happy, you greedy beast
minor orchid
I only asked for 2!
Both the campaign I DM!
willow needle
Those are the only ones I have !
willow needle
Both the campaign I DM!
well and you asked for a lesbian for you in the only campaign I DM!
west phoenix
her greed sickens me she does not need those 2 lesbians
minor orchid
well and you asked for a lesbian for you in the only campaign I DM!
Zephyr deserves someone good in Barovia
supple carbon
minor orchid
Give the kobold love!
willow needle
Zephyr deserves someone good in Barovia
And I will give her that! I just don't bitch about it like someone!
minor orchid
Yurimaxxing
minor orchid
And I will give her that! I just don't bitch about it like someone!
Fiiiine hehe
I'll be a happy kobold gal in Barovia
Nothing bad will happen to her!
west phoenix
call me a 7 deadly sin
willow needle
her greed sickens me she does not need those 2 lesbians
Exactly.... I need more!
supple carbon
why does the kobold get love we are in barovia the only things my character is getting are distrusting the team and reminders of their dead mother and dissapeared father
which honestly is peak
minor orchid
why does the kobold get love we are in barovia the only things my character is g...
Kobold in sign language: "Is it wrong to want something good?"
supple carbon
but still
clever cloud
i chew my nails too much
Actually, painting my nails stopped me from biting them
willow needle
why does the kobold get love we are in barovia the only things my character is g...
You got the lore you asked for!
supple carbon
You got the lore you asked for!
I DID AND IM VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT
minor orchid
I DID AND IM VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT
You saw the kobold dead, aren't you happy?
And you are killing the noble too!
willow needle
Just don't try to seduce the witch this time, yes?
minor orchid
Just don't try to seduce the witch this time, yes?
wait what
west phoenix
Actually, painting my nails stopped me from biting them
you said so yourself i have advanced anxiety
supple carbon
Just don't try to seduce the witch this time, yes?
it was the perfect plan
willow needle
You almost died
supple carbon
i did
west phoenix
died with a smile on his face
supple carbon
i didn't
minor orchid
died with a smile on his face
And dieeee with a smiiiiile~
supple carbon
look it was in character and for a purpose, with the distrust in the team this time around, i doubt that it will happen again
willow needle
Good
supple carbon
no
minor orchid
Purposes
supple carbon
what the fuck
jovial beacon
... Can Zephyr talk to the witch?
supple carbon
now back on topic
MECHS
jovial beacon
MECHS
willow needle
Mechs are cool I wish they were real
west phoenix
you are a mech for your brain
minor orchid
Indeed
willow needle
Damn...
minor orchid
We are fucking flesh mechs
west phoenix
we're doing what now
willow needle
Sadly my mech can't have cool wings and shoot a bazillion missiles
west phoenix
if you sneeze you can
minor orchid
if you sneeze you can
Bioweapon
minor orchid
we're doing what now
Cuddling
willow needle
If I sneeze I can have wing...?
minor orchid
Man I love Cuddling
willow needle
Cuddling is based
west phoenix
If I sneeze I can have wing...?
you fly backwards like a rocket jump
willow needle
Cuddle inside the 1/2 mech
west phoenix
expanded compartments on the size 1/2 mech are just baby backpacks
minor orchid
Lucy: "Look if I take my prosthetics off you can squeeze inside my kobold!"
dire cloud
Is the main character of no room for a wallflower
John No
John Room
Or
John Wall...
Well, we can't have John In Golden Flame, because ||one of the antagonists is literally named Ignatius Aurum. Mr. Flame Gold himself.||
supple carbon
imagine being called spoiler
willow needle
Me when I read the spoiler before reading it's a spoiler
minor orchid
Me when I read the spoiler before reading it's a spoiler
Still don't worry
it's a name
you'll forgor
tame tide
Well, we can't have John In Golden Flame, because ||one of the antagonists is li...
||Have you seen John in golden flame and Iggnatius in the same room at the same time?||
||No? because they're the SAME PERSON!!!||
noble ivy
||haha 🥚-natius||
west phoenix
||hey guys did you know i can do this too||
noble ivy
|| ||
jovial beacon
||lol me too||
jovial beacon
||goodnight calliope, gotta stay up util prob 4 am cause of test in 3 days. Pls cofee help me||
upbeat hemlock
Good afternoon Calliope. I just came back from our nation's capitol, and 4 days of rpg convention. Sad I couldn't run lancer this week, but had a lot of fun
Canberra feels weird and sad though
Like a country town with a bigger budget and no history
limber fossil
No, you hit the ripple glass cage that makes you see another version of yourself...
if I kiss the ripple glass cage will i see another version kissing it and therefore me_?_ asking for a friend
also what's a glass cage
regal comet
No, you hit the ripple glass cage that makes you see another version of yourself...
Morgana would start playing rock paper scissors with her mirror self
willow needle
good morning :3
going to neurologist right now and then i have all day to draw lesbiabns
tame tide
||hey guys did you know i can do this too||
||🆗||
balmy obsidian
||SPOILER TEXT FOR NO REASON JUST TO RUIN MEOW'S DAY||
balmy obsidian
Didn't you have a dress or am I thinking of someone else
steady adder
AUGH OK remember when i said if i had superpowers i'd want time control to sleep...
First its the nails, then skin to make it look just a bit aesthetically pleasing to yourself, then the hair followed by gradual changes to shape of the frame...
cobalt zealot
i have never painted my nails
Take it from someone who tried it: not worth it. It's such a pain in the ass to wait for it to dry. If you don't want it to smudge or crack you gotta leave it a whole ass hour or blow dry your nails.
Also mine peel when I apply nail polish to them.
limber fossil
It’s totally not for everyone
But i don’t think it hurts to try it out*!*
a whole hour is crazy though, do you have nail structure issues or something*?* or do you frequently work with your hands*?*
limber fossil
Also mine peel when I apply nail polish to them.
Okay hmm yeah that is… interesting
last leaf
Didn't you have a dress or am I thinking of someone else
you're thanking of the maid dress I bought for one of my players
balmy obsidian
First its the nails, then skin to make it look just a bit aesthetically pleasing...
Why are you talking directly into that mirror 
steady adder
you fucker 
you are the one here who went 'actually shapeshifting pls so i can haz pretty nails 
'
last leaf
a whole hour is crazy though, do you have nail structure issues or something*?* ...
In fairness I've only had my mum do my nails for me and she has a lil uv thingy so it's real quick for me but yeah a whole hour sounds crazy.
clever cloud
If i was a shapeshifter i would change my [redacted] all the time
last leaf
real
clever cloud
a whole hour is bad polish
last leaf
doing your nails constantly does lowkey weaken your nails in the long run but doing it occasionally is cool and based imo.
balmy obsidian
you fucker <:WheezeBot:1134475489503887400>
you are the one here who went 'actu...
YOU'RE the one with a shapeshifting voidsona you have zero legs to stand on 
clever cloud
yea you gotta let them breath a few weeks in between
last leaf
and if you're constantly stripping them to reapply or change your nails that's where the real problems start
clever cloud
yea i just let them chip. i hate acetone
last leaf
YOU'RE the one with a shapeshifting voidsona you have zero legs to stand on <:wh...
listen, listen. You can all being going to hell, there's room to share.
limber fossil
when i had to cut my nails it was so annoying getting used to my fingers because for the life of me i had completely forgotten how to do things like type and hold objects without long nails
"phantom nails" ahh sitch
last leaf
when i had to cut my nails it was so annoying getting used to my fingers because...
samesies.
I only cut mine when they start snapping
limber fossil
probably never gonna cut my nails short again (except for like, yk, stuff, or health reasons) these girlies are too cunty
but i've also been blessed with piano fingers so
steady adder
YOU'RE the one with a shapeshifting voidsona you have zero legs to stand on <:wh...
I EMBRASE it you egg, YOU are the one flip-flopping between the most lesbian man alive and Top Ten Egg Stereotypes likes fucking metronome 
balmy obsidian
Are you gonna stab me
limber fossil
tbh some cis men are just like that yk
steady adder
i could
clever cloud
Are you gonna stab me
with estrogen yeah
balmy obsidian
Ok for real though I don't think estrogen would make me any happier
last leaf
tbh some cis men are just like that yk
^^^
Now I don't think leo is one of those straight men but that's beside the point
limber fossil
me @ my cishet male friend in grandma squad after he described the most lesbian thing i've ever heard
balmy obsidian
I am white though and therefore evil
balmy obsidian
^^^
~~Now I don't think leo is one of those straight men but that's beside the ...
There's conflicting evidence quote unquote
clever cloud
Ok for real though I don't think estrogen would make me any happier
What's your thought process around this?
limber fossil
granted, this is also the same man who said he would consider estrogen "exclusively for hair growth reasons"
limber fossil
I am white though and therefore evil
can confirm
last leaf
granted, this is also the same man who said he would consider estrogen "exclusiv...
just have better genes
limber fossil
half the players in grandma squad are white cis men and they are the most annoying people ever
last leaf
I am white though and therefore evil
only ontologically
limber fossil
speaking of grandma squad, we got a new HORUS child
except this one's a man, which is uncharted stuff
first cis male HORUS pilot to ever exist
clever cloud
granted, this is also the same man who said he would consider estrogen "exclusiv...
this is stunning, amazing, humbling even
last leaf
first cis male HORUS pilot to ever exist
tell me theyre a twink at least?
most of the horus pilots I've played with have been male you've just got selection bias going
balmy obsidian
What's your thought process around this?
I am happy and content being what I am, and even assuming I would be happier as something else it would vastly be outweighed by having to take pills and or patches and or whatever else regularly
balmy obsidian
first cis male HORUS pilot to ever exist
Hello
limber fossil
tell me theyre a twink at least?
i have no idea he just joined today
limber fossil
it's just so funny to me that this lancer game has five cis men in it
balmy obsidian
I am
limber fossil
unprecedented times
clever cloud
I am happy and content being what I am, and even assuming I would be happier as ...
hell yeah lets goo
however, put on the maid dress, twink
last leaf
it's just so funny to me that this lancer game has five cis men in it
you're actually just playing with leo's 5 sockpuppets
balmy obsidian
What twink I'm 185cm tall and weigh close to 100kg 
willow needle
damn so tall
clever cloud
You
supple carbon
Leo doesn't talk like a tall person
balmy obsidian
I think your définition of twink is a bit fucked
clever cloud
A think is whatever will [redacted] on the [redacted]
balmy obsidian
I don't think I would
clever cloud
damn, not a think 
silver pumice
I think your définition of twink is a bit fucked
french
minor orchid
Frenchmen
limber fossil
I think your définition of twink is a bit fucked
people just call anything a twink these days
no respect no more
cobalt zealot
a whole hour is crazy though, do you have nail structure issues or something*?* ...
No that's just how long nail polish actually takes to cure. If you bump your nail against something ten minutes after application it'll dent. Even fast-dry stuff ime takes at least half an hour and that's not just myself, my friends experienced this too.
cobalt zealot
Okay hmm yeah that is… interesting
My nails really do not agree with acetone
clever cloud
this is how we uncover a massive conspiracy of the country only importing poor quality nail polish for some reason
limber fossil
this is how we uncover a massive conspiracy of the country only importing poor q...
i mean, after everything i've heard going down in the states, i'd believe it
tame tide
this is how we uncover a massive conspiracy of the country only importing poor q...
Just to fuck with Leo
steady adder
a whole hour is crazy though, do you have nail structure issues or something*?* ...
-# quietly stares how i apply 4 separate layers when i paint my nails-
clever cloud
right but layers
i do 2 color layers and sometimes a clear
it still takes 10-20 minutes to dry after im finished
no UV light
balmy obsidian
i do one layer, you think I have enough patience to do more? you're crazy
clever cloud
me when 5 minutes
balmy obsidian
Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to be mindful of what my hands are doing for five minutes
clever cloud
I dont????
west phoenix
I wake up to Leo bullying, splendid
clever cloud
i woke up before jenny for once
clever cloud
we live dozens of hours apart. we live 3 timezones away
west phoenix
Ok
west phoenix
and yet, given a 3 hr headstart, I *still* don't wake up before you do
Gremlin ass schedule