#In Golden Flame

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last leaf
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it was admittedly a very funny pit moment

prime terrace
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Yeah we had to actively talk about it

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It wasnt the fact it moved enemies forcefully. It was the fact it was 6 spaces REGARDLESS OF BASE SPEED

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plus it was on hit, not on crit

steady adder
west phoenix
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Got a call for an interview today and the vibes were so off, no way I'm going to that lmao

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She wanted me to "practice the job for an hour" which sure as fuck sounds like unpaid labor. AFTER my work day. Fuck that

willow needle
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Unrequested life update (?

-# I'm going to continue going to the adhd therapy sessions in the new place for the time being and... I think I'm going to join a vet school sippy the studies are completely privatized in the country I live in, weird laws about it, but I found a clinic that offers the same studies they used to give at a university, 9 months theory plus 700 hours of practices. So... Yippie :) I'm excited.

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Also maybe lancer this Saturday

wild flame
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aint no way i'd do that either

west phoenix
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She also hounded me over for the phone over something that was optional

supple carbon
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damn

west phoenix
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Well on top of shitty things today my apartment stole $1500 from me today

cerulean valve
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okay i may need another comm, i'm all out of money LoppFlop

supple carbon
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october truly is a cursed month like wtf

cerulean valve
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also i may need a sekhmet NHP gf

cerulean valve
west phoenix
west phoenix
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i'm so used to being in poverty i like, don't buy things

supple carbon
# west phoenix hello

i thought you were saying hello to the sekhment gf thing and i was like wtf she lost money and just like that she says that

west phoenix
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treating myself to something like that, and helping a friend, would make me feel better

west phoenix
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i mean i'm kind of okay. i feel like i'm about to break down in tears but it's not dire, just annoying

supple carbon
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annoying is bad

cerulean valve
west phoenix
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my job lies to all the time because they can't do shit right, the job i applied for lied to me, my apartment lies to me because they can't do shit right

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like holy fuck

cerulean valve
supple carbon
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what i would do is go eat something, but i don't recomend it

west phoenix
cerulean valve
west phoenix
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i've been waiting on serenity art for checks date a month and a half with no updates

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like i know it won't be finished, but i'd like to know i haven't been forgotten about lmao

cerulean valve
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i'm probably the worst option then, i'm still overloaded with comms, i'm just taking another slot cause i have no fucken money atm.

west phoenix
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no dude, that's fine

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you admit to that lmfao

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i'm a-ok with that, as i am with the other artist taking their time, i just like to know lmao

cerulean valve
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give me a lil bit also DM me the details of your comm

west phoenix
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yeah take your time

balmy obsidian
west phoenix
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artist really make the world go round

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i need more serenity art, and probably like, art of my sona

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but the last one i got (the pfp) is peak so i don't need anything else

prime terrace
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[SPOILERS] So i'm reading through ACT 2 and...

How much do y'all like Castle?...

tame tide
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I've never asked for any commissions...

west phoenix
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you are the commissionee

tame tide
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It's a weird thing, I don't really get too attached to any of my characters as much as others :P

west phoenix
cerulean valve
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sorry Meow already has the slot

west phoenix
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i get so attached to my characters i can borderline become a different person

silver pumice
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ah alright will keep a lookout

tame tide
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I think I see my characters as too disposable lmao

cerulean valve
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i can do gladiatorial combat for the next slot if y'all want.

west phoenix
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see, as much as i love my characters

i am perfectly fine with them dying

west phoenix
tame tide
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The only ones I'm most attached to I think are my larp characters...

west phoenix
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i'm sorry, i love you seraph, but i'd win

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i have a +10 attack because of my anger today lol

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but fr if you'd really like seraph i don't mind, i want to be polite even if i've wanted to comm panzer for a while

cerulean valve
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And here come bunzi with the metal chair

west phoenix
cerulean valve
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LEO YOU FUCK

balmy obsidian
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mf should up those prices but he won't

west phoenix
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i was just thinking that

tame tide
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Is that a Saltzpyre rat

supple carbon
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someone should pay this artist for their labor

balmy obsidian
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yes

cerulean valve
balmy obsidian
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the worst part is sometimes he gets a flat commission and just does it full shaded anyway because he can't help himself

tame tide
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Damn

west phoenix
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me when i do more work when they don't pay for it

supple carbon
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damn

west phoenix
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look i have a banger idea

supple carbon
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as usual

tame tide
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What Silly billy would overwork themself for little monetary value?

west phoenix
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wrong

supple carbon
tame tide
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releases 20+ maps for free

tame tide
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PWYW but still

balmy obsidian
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I should have paid you more for those actually

silver pumice
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i just woke up in a certain NEED MORE ART OF THE CHARACTER mood today

west phoenix
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i stay in that mood

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with crippling social anxiety

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i just asked the artist i was talking about for an update and he was super nice and genuine but i'm like "what if he hates me"

cerulean valve
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So fun fact

balmy obsidian
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Meow being relatable as always

cerulean valve
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i charged 175$ for this one

balmy obsidian
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should have been 300 Stonks

cerulean valve
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well i dunno about that

west phoenix
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$500

balmy obsidian
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500

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god dammit

cerulean valve
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but i definitely feel like i undercharged it

west phoenix
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i fucking hate you

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i hate you so much

balmy obsidian
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i hate you more

tame tide
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Five billion dollar

cerulean valve
west phoenix
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not you you're precious

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this french bastard

tame tide
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This french creature

balmy obsidian
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my parents aren't married so this is factually correct

west phoenix
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devious icky up to no good creature

tame tide
cerulean valve
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oh yeah, no, he's fair game go for the throat.

balmy obsidian
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I am the fairest of them all

tame tide
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Sometimes I remember that just because I can speak doesn't mean I should

balmy obsidian
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If you hadn't said anything I would not have noticed that reply at all

balmy obsidian
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the beast is demonic in nature

tame tide
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Bucket of wet shlop

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Grins

supple carbon
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Wet slop is better than dry slop, imagine

west phoenix
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the world is in turmoil

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but we still have bucket of wet slop

tame tide
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Grins

dire cloud
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Dry slop isn't slop at all.

supple carbon
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Man do you think people in calliope drink dehydrated water

balmy obsidian
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90% sure Steele tried selling dehydrated water at some point

silver pumice
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terrible

supple carbon
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That's great

west phoenix
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dehydrated water? you mean O?

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bro took the H2 out of it

supple carbon
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It's a bag of nothing and when you pour water in it boom

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Water

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300000 thousands units sold by the end of the week for some reason

balmy obsidian
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Meow you dumb stupid cat

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Hydrogen isn't the thing that makes you hydrated

silver pumice
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water botle

supple carbon
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It isn'r

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Man i have a headache i can't think good

Drink water people

silver pumice
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i drink water plenty yet the inexplicable orthostatic headache remains

balmy obsidian
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I drink plenty of water but I invariably wake up extra dehydrated for some reason

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
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True

supple carbon
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Which of your characters would buy dehydrated water be honest

silver pumice
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any yall know artists i can comm for animated icons and such particularly

silver pumice
west phoenix
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they are inorganic and do not know how the digestive system works

cerulean valve
willow needle
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Good night calliope :)

cerulean valve
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i just got hit with more bad news

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before his death, our pet got sent to get some tests, it seems that the heart worms caused him leukemia, and another dog from our neighborhood got hit with the same thing, the Vet said it might have been due to mosquitos, which means i have to send all of our pets to get tested see if they don't have the same thing.

supple carbon
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man that sucks im sorry to heat that

cerulean valve
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well now i really need fucken money

west phoenix
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i'll do what i can

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and something beyond the commission costs. i just want to help

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had a lot of people help me when i was low on funds and i wanna do the same

tame tide
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Another map accomplished

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:3

west phoenix
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Goodnight Calliope. Been real depressed for a while now and all of you have helped a lot

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Love you and appreciate you

steady adder
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Hey chat

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There's NHP kissers here, yeah?

clever cloud
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many

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and also Kissers who are NHPs

steady adder
silver pumice
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HI

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very good glittery stripes

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huge fan of the face

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AND THE TAIL

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glorious

balmy obsidian
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This motherfucker is putting tar stains everywhere

steady adder
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Considering this chat... i dont think they mind few handprints here and there. uwu

balmy obsidian
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waw

west phoenix
shell bison
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STOP

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That gif poisoned me

west phoenix
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I considered it...

shell bison
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I knew Calliope's most dated NPC would get more attention

silver pumice
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for how atrociously homosexual wwnb is apparently only marthe has overtly flirted with siren

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my ot3 . (spoilers for uh idk ask your gm)

west phoenix
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I decided to click anyways because i already know this about your party but yeah, that's accurate

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I think it's funny if ||Loki|| gets added to Serenity's polycule Calamity will probably not give a single fuck about him lmao

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Pros: he's cool i guess
Cons: he's a man

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Permission to change the exotic to "the forcefem hand"

balmy obsidian
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Actually, hitting a 🐓 with the GunOfTransYourGender might be ill advised

willow needle
west phoenix
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Trans horse what will she do

west phoenix
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Here we go again

willow needle
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-# i have 2 weird bumps in my feet and other parts of my leg and im scared idont want to have bedbugs...help

west phoenix
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Oh god, i had a minor infestation of bed bugs once. The thought alone gives me so much paranoia still

noble ivy
west phoenix
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Whenever I'm itchy in bed I'm like "well it's probably bed bugs"

willow needle
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its only in my lower legs so idk what that means, like around ankles

west phoenix
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Serenity will make it possible

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She's an ace surgeon

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Without a medical license

balmy obsidian
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"Ace"

west phoenix
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She's a pan surgeon

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Aka a fucking chef, i guess

balmy obsidian
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A what chef

west phoenix
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She cook'a th'a sexo

supple carbon
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Damn

west phoenix
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Damn

balmy obsidian
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DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

west phoenix
supple carbon
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The "he does the same thing i do"

"But better"

Kind of deal

west phoenix
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Well not everything

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But every problem Serenity and him share Primo is like :D about

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But he's stupid and she's smart

worthy root
robust plank
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good morning calliope

tame tide
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IGF fangame which is like slenndermann, but instead of looking for pages you look for 92 Vent crabs

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And instead of slenderman it's a large as vent crab

west phoenix
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Sold 10 billion copies

ancient crag
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Vince the Evil Vent Crab stalks ya

west phoenix
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good afternoon/evening/night calliope

tame tide
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Good

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1 minute from midnigght

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My soul is currently empty

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Oh shit nnow it's tomorrow again

west phoenix
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happy tomorrow

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its today for me

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absolutely exhausted

tame tide
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In good news... I finally 100%ed and finished silksong

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I somehow feel more fatigued than when I go for a runn or do some actual exercise lmao

west phoenix
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talked to a coworker about lancer a lot today and she actually seemed really interested

hybrid salmon
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i have to go outside today

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wish me luck

west phoenix
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dreadful

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enjoy the sunshine, even if outside sucks the sun feels nice

cerulean valve
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fuck

west phoenix
cerulean valve
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GIVE ME YOUR REFFS

west phoenix
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i was waiting for you to DM me 😭

cerulean valve
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you gotta DM me Irish

robust plank
west phoenix
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naaaaaah definitely not her

robust plank
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no i meant irl lol

west phoenix
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oh shit irl lancer? unheard of

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i would just bring in a laptop with foundry

robust plank
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thats what i do

west phoenix
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you know what? sounds fun

jovial beacon
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Hi calliope coming to say i love this chat and hope to everyone to have a good day tomrrow

cerulean valve
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Man I've been feeling physical battered

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I need to go out for walks again.

west phoenix
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felt

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i'm usually physically exhausted after work though, but time outside is always nice

west phoenix
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goodnight gamers

noble ivy
clever cloud
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last day in norway

hearty whale
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Norway ends tonight šŸ˜”

balmy obsidian
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eleonorway...

clever cloud
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yesterday i had a full day meeting

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literally the entire day was in this same meeting room

cobalt zealot
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My brain is mean and tormented me with noghtmares last night

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Couldn't wake up from them either

clever cloud
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i've spent the entire day editing log statements, A.M.A.

limber fossil
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grandma squad today

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we just finished chapter 1 last session

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during downtime, crazy oracle scientist lady and sole young person of the group went around and gave all three of us older ladies a card with a drawing of her hugging us all with freakishly long arms and the lines "thank you_!_" and "I. O. U."

shell bison
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Awww

west phoenix
limber fossil
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like, i mean, it is sweet

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but this woman seems to have been chosen by what she considers to be God as its mortal herald

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who also may or may not be sharing her head as a physical connection

clever cloud
# west phoenix Yeah, why are you like this?

because if i don't we have no fucking clue what the hell happens in this application, jen. sometimes you have to lose all your neurons fixing stupid ass log messages to not lose neurons when things actually go wrong

west phoenix
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I didn't mean with that

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Just a general question

clever cloud
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oh, my mom

west phoenix
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Go on...

clever cloud
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She gets called a bitch at work because she doesn't gossip or fight and instead just spends her time optimizing people's jobs

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you'd be utterly surprised how many people would rather do something in 2 hrs rather than 2 minutes

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  1. They know they're coasting
  2. They distrust technology so fucking bad man...
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well, i happen to have a similar thought process to her at work as well

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a lot of people wonder why i focus on the things i do

west phoenix
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Yeah like why don't you focus on getting some bitches

clever cloud
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.... because i'm married??

balmy obsidian
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SO SHE SAYS

west phoenix
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That doesn't change the fact that she's married

clever cloud
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I do say. I may joke about it, but i do be in a monogamous marriage

west phoenix
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In fact that question only makes sense BECAUSE she's married

balmy obsidian
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I will respond to jokes with more jokes and you can't stop me

clever cloud
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maan, know im thinking about how religion and cis men ruined polyamory for the rest, legally speaking

balmy obsidian
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You're welcome (?)

west phoenix
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"Cis men ruined-" you can cut it there

balmy obsidian
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Cis men ruined me

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ahem

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anyway

clever cloud
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no no

balmy obsidian
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ANYWAY

clever cloud
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NO NO

west phoenix
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Go on, Leo. You have center stage

west phoenix
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This is going on your permanent record

balmy obsidian
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I say a lot of stuff like that

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Case in point

west phoenix
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You're so real for that

balmy obsidian
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i'm don't actually want men but it's a funny joke to make, to me

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at least i probably don't but anyway uhhhhh hell's gate am i right

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pretty cool place

west phoenix
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I'm tired, chat. The anxiety of not knowing where I'll end up every day is weighing on me so much these days

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Could be a place i like more, could be a place i hate. Who knows! We never know anything at the start of our shift

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Literally none of the fucked up stuff they can do to us here was ever mentioned until after we got hired. They just lie and lie until it comes up and then just force you to do whatever shitty thing they decide

cerulean valve
west phoenix
west phoenix
cerulean valve
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Watch it when you have the time

west phoenix
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If I didn't like zipping around so much i could totally see her rocking one. It ain't about being a hotshot, it's about keeping people safe

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I was going to play a Hydra striker at the start of this campaign lmao, funny how much changed

cerulean valve
west phoenix
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She don't care for Calliope. She's such a brat lmao

clever cloud
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calliope cares about you, jen

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they also want to punt serenity into the sun, but aren't sure why

supple carbon
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Not all that Serene this person

west phoenix
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Except Glory Lu, my goat

west phoenix
dire cloud
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You're all good beans.

west phoenix
minor orchid
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also unrelated, but

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Women Tableā„¢

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CoS posting

noble ivy
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-# does that mean strahd’s the only cis man in barovia?

minor orchid
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mayhaps?

shell bison
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I'm starting to notice a pattern less on table top settings and more on table top players

minor orchid
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-# And your conclusions? :o

shell bison
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IT's a group of friends having a good time.

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Hopefully

balmy obsidian
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conclusion : women

minor orchid
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Agree

minor orchid
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And making your gm suffer for your stupid stuff /jk

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
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cis more like sis ayyyyy

minor orchid
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ayoooo cat sis!

shell bison
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My ratio is like 4:1 on playing guys to gals.

balmy obsidian
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I strive to keep it roughly 1:1 for no reason

steady adder
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mhm. inari_smug

shell bison
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I also find it very appealing my players like my character voice ranges c:

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~~me thinking trying to voice act ~~

minor orchid
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honestly? fire

tight pier
minor orchid
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I guess my ratio is... 2 1/2:1 gals to guys... and some enby mess in the middle-

tight pier
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5:3:1 is not a bad ratio

minor orchid
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indeed

tight pier
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If you dont count duplicate characters in different settings its closer to 3:2:1

shell bison
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I need to work on my voice range. I got

  • vaguely eastern European tough guy
  • Vaguely eastern European happy guy
  • Texmex cowboy
  • Tired British man
  • preppy valley girl
  • Latin mother (Spanish and english blending in the sentences )
balmy obsidian
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my voice range is french guy

minor orchid
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I have a voice

balmy obsidian
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same bestie

minor orchid
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... that's all

tight pier
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The fun part about using text to speech is that we can use whatever voice we want

shell bison
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You flashbanging me with the tiktok voice mid session is very funny

tight pier
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But also we just have a ton of regular, non-shit voices we can use

west phoenix
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I don't do the voice acting thing I ain't got time for all that

tight pier
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Same

shell bison
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It could just be an open source voice and as a result tiktok has it pre installed

west phoenix
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I would like a ||voice modulator|| for Wallflower though :)

minor orchid
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Evil_Voice

west phoenix
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Yeah, pretty much

balmy obsidian
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I don't do voices but I do try to do speech manerisms šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø

west phoenix
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Same, but I'm bad at that

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I can't speak

balmy obsidian
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Invader is "the least confident i can reliably sound like" and laplace is "the most annoyingly smug i can reliably sound like"

minor orchid
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You can meow

west phoenix
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Head full of meow

tight pier
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Actually yeah just checked, its proprietary

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Open-source would be something like the Piper project (where we get our voice(s) from)

west phoenix
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????

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Hello????

shell bison
minor orchid
shell bison
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It took me a full week to make that vice

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following the tonal inflections of the character is tough

west phoenix
lapis cloak
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Question as I'm getting to a different mission today

||So, I'm either not seeing how the players are actually supposed to get to Combat: Killer Sound, or is it just directly after Send in the Clowns? Is there something in-between the two that I'm missing? I'm a little confused because I'm not entirely sure what to do for that.||

shell bison
lapis cloak
noble ivy
shell bison
lapis cloak
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Thank you!

supple carbon
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Question

How much is salvageable from a destroyed mecj

tame tide
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PC or NPC

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PC, it leaves enough to be repaired for 4 Repcap, leavingg remaining intact weaponns and systems intact

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Any other answers is GM discretion

supple carbon
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This is for looting purposes so thank you

west phoenix
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the amphibian's greed sickens me

supple carbon
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I am greedy

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One day i will be punished, not today

cobalt zealot
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@noble ivy VENT CRAB WHISPERER

jovial beacon
supple carbon
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Never punished

clever cloud
dire cloud
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Fuck, I've had over 30 characters. I don't know what percentage of them are cis.

clever cloud
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I don't think ive ever played a Man Human Fighterā„¢ if you will

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that's what solstice rain is gonna be for

cobalt zealot
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I think I have played only women

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Mostly trans

noble ivy
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me too... some of them even before I realized I was trans...

dire cloud
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I play mostly women, and mostly cis ones, but I've played some guys and some enbies.

west phoenix
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i'm rarely a player...

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genuinely don't think i've ever played just a dude. the closest that comes to mind is archie but they're enby lmao

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3 women characters, 2 enby.... crazy how i did the trans thing but with enby

cerulean valve
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i just realized i'm almost out of meds.

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anyways who else wants a slot?

clever cloud
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yall im so tired

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i had a pretty restless sleep and now it's 5:30 am with like 18-22 hrs of travel ahead of me

west phoenix
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naur way

clever cloud
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hey, at least it was a really productive and happy week

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i can sleep the entire weekend when i get home

west phoenix
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i also plan on infinite eep for the weekend

clever cloud
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Do I like norway, or do i like public transit?
A Saga, by Eleonor

west phoenix
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big fan, read the whole series

limber fossil
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GM keeps having all the milfs in this damn campaign keep flirting with my PC and now the other PCs are getting a bit suspicious too.

I'm not here for the lesbians dammit i'm here for the trauma and the robot fighting

fast parrot
west phoenix
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The classic igf dilemma. You may as well just accept it

limber fossil
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but uh, as the terminally online would say, doomed yuri

limber fossil
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so, something i'm not fully sure about; for the timings for 1g and 2g flight, does it also apply for the subjective time that the passengers experience_?_

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like when flying to, for example, the icebreaker, does flying in 1g mean that it takes a realtime and subjective flight of 11 cradle days_?_

dire cloud
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Yeah, 1G and 2G don't lead to significant time dilation.

cobalt zealot
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Time dilation only makes noticeable differences at 0.9c and above

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Which is

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Not really attainable at the distances you're travelling

dire cloud
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Except with bearlight.

cobalt zealot
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Beyond a nearlight jumps yeah

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In which case you'll probably perceive it being near instant regardless of distance

shell bison
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The fact you guys were mathing out that one segment last night

dire cloud
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this mf said "bearlight".

cobalt zealot
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Admittedly I shouldn't have done that because Cel's not book smart but I'll pass it off as Apollo doing the calcs for me

balmy obsidian
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So I gave a clock to one of my players for backstory reasons (they are the very unaware holder of the code for a weapon of mass destruction) that means they are being pursued by someone, so far I haven't done anything with it but that changes next combat where I throw a ||pirate veteran specter|| at them that will try to ||pry them out of their mech and bail with them|| 3nuke_bz

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behold my naming genius

cobalt zealot
balmy obsidian
cobalt zealot
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why would you do that to someone

west phoenix
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me when i use things in the book

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and its the rebake right? not so bad

balmy obsidian
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it is the rebake yes

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also they've had it too good so far SCpathetic

cobalt zealot
clever cloud
#

last leg of my trip, but at least now im in the Americas

balmy obsidian
#

you can remove it's hidden with a quick action and a system check

#

and if you have armor it's applied twice for the monowire sord

clever cloud
#

i started traveling at 3:30 on this watch

balmy obsidian
#

wrist reveal

clever cloud
#

hawt

west phoenix
#

starbucks reveal

balmy obsidian
#

no way they made starbucks irl

cobalt zealot
#

The rebake Spectre still looks incredibly scary

balmy obsidian
#

it does

prime terrace
#

CH2 SPOILERS
chat what the fuck could i reasonably put a ||Catastrophe Beam|| onto?

clever cloud
prime terrace
#

:/

balmy obsidian
#

Barbarossa šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø

west phoenix
#

sherman

clever cloud
#

there are few adventurous players who will dare to make it work anyways

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
cobalt zealot
#

How does the rebake make it less scary

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
#

no multiattacks allowed also

west phoenix
clever cloud
balmy obsidian
#

sacrebleu what is ceci

#

i shake mon poing at quƩbec

cobalt zealot
clever cloud
#

the flight here was very funny cuz all the announcements were in German, French and English

west phoenix
#

oops...

clever cloud
balmy obsidian
#

No like I mean the specter no longer gains more attacks with tiers

west phoenix
#

oh yeah

#

that was the main problem

#

yeah okay barrages still exist, would be dumb otherwise

balmy obsidian
#

woops you reached ll5 here's 20 damage per round

clever cloud
west phoenix
#

yeah i get that now

#

that was silly to begin with

#

i think my favorite was some NPC (i forget) gaining 5 sensors when it hit tier 2

#

like.... ok

clever cloud
#

so tired yall

#

OF YO NONSENSE

balmy obsidian
#

nonsensor even

#

haheahaehahaehahahae

west phoenix
#

naurnsense

cobalt zealot
balmy obsidian
#

yesh

cobalt zealot
#

...Oh thank fuck frankly

west phoenix
#

i have never played tier 2, i have no idea how evil it is

#

i just know that as soon as eleonor started rocking the rebake it was so much fun

#

i especially like the grunt changes, i hate base grunts

balmy obsidian
#

I like regular grunts but I am a white man

west phoenix
#

even rebake grunts i'm not a huge fan of, i don't find them very fun, but it's better than an enemy that can still do what its supposed to do with less of a budget

balmy obsidian
#

Somedays I wonder if I have a tracker on me

west phoenix
#

some of them, like specters, ronins, and berserkers, don't really care

#

they can still do what they want to do and hurt you really bad

clever cloud
balmy obsidian
noble ivy
clever cloud
#

I was GM'ing. it didn't go great

#

i was still a noob

#

ok @balmy obsidian I actually understand what you meant with Quebec french. Having heard euro french the entire day and now hearing a canadian was wild

#

i still have no idea what it means, but i definitely heard the accent!!

balmy obsidian
#

šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø

clever cloud
#

goodbye yall, see you after i sleep the entire weekend!!

west phoenix
#

gn the eeper

minor orchid
#

Eleonor went into cryosleep

balmy obsidian
#

as opposite to me, who goes to crytosleep

jovial beacon
#

gn

supple carbon
dire cloud
willow needle
#

reverie token

west phoenix
formal gale
#

Moth!

shell bison
#

I popped core

supple carbon
#

which one

clever cloud
#

me when she when she when i and she when

#

terrible news: im back in fucking ohio!

#

... The first song blasting over the speakers is I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing, by Aerosmith

balmy obsidian
#

"I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN"

clever cloud
#

i hate it here

last leaf
clever cloud
#

yall are lucky my wife lives here

balmy obsidian
#

my condolences.

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
#

because her wife lives here

clever cloud
#

I spoke quite clearly

west phoenix
#

we are lucky we exist in the same existence as her

clever cloud
#

More in yapping adventures of mrs. eleonor: If the US moves to make VPNs illegal, I literally can't do my job

clever cloud
#

Jenny, you should be a barista at the mega secluded intl terminal starbucks

west phoenix
#

no

#

i do not want to return to starbucks, especially for an airport

clever cloud
#

🐓

balmy obsidian
#

man

west phoenix
#

🫃

clever cloud
balmy obsidian
#

spoilers

west phoenix
#

is that where act 1 ends

balmy obsidian
#

spoilers i said

west phoenix
#

loki is pregnant and it's someone in the party's fault

supple carbon
#

what

west phoenix
#

don't worry about it kitten

prime terrace
#

me when i skirmish 3 times in a single turn [i dont like the ronin]

minor orchid
shell bison
shell bison
#

Did you hit the emote?

west phoenix
#

not yet, next turn

dire cloud
# willow needle

I need to figure out what Betty's Heavy Signature looks like. The drawing I got for her showed her holding a chocolate bar because it's iconic, but...

minor orchid
#

Also: ok, you all have downtime, what you want to do?
EVERY FUCKING ONE: talk to S1GN4L

#

...

#

I just don't want to keep yee-hawin'

steady adder
dire cloud
#

0F C0UR53 TH3Y W4NT T0 T41K T0 TH3 B35T CH4R4CT3R!

minor orchid
#

fuuuuck

#

at least it was fun

shell bison
#

LMAO

#

Y0U C4N'T ST0P TH3 S1GN4L B4BY

minor orchid
#

I swear I just have to let Reverie 3X3CUT3 him

supple carbon
#

fucker knows my lore

west phoenix
#

i had you poledance, char. hope you're happy

#

and you teleported jesse and james into the pitbull pit

minor orchid
#

Damn polebun

supple carbon
#

polewhat, don't use bunnies as poles

dire cloud
willow needle
#

everyone: i wanna talk to S1GN4L to know what he knows!
reverie:

west phoenix
#

WHOA

#

did you make this?

willow needle
#

yeah while we are in a session right now lol

west phoenix
#

what the fuck

#

this is so good

willow needle
#

nahh

west phoenix
#

girl is scary

#

yahh

supple carbon
#

WHAT THE FUCK

#

THIS IS FIRE

west phoenix
#

lancer is going well joyous

supple carbon
#

nana when she draws some fire art, like what

willow needle
#

i wish

supple carbon
prime terrace
#

Defense

west phoenix
#

i love being the tank joyous

#

we out here brawlin and ballin

clever cloud
prime terrace
vast zealot
# prime terrace Defense
  • original damage -> 10
  • deals 1/2 damage -> 5
  • reduced by 1 armour -> 4
  • halved by resistance -> 2
prime terrace
#

the attack dealt half damage, and the sagarmatha's core was active so it only did 2 damage :joyous:

#

yea

clever cloud
#

ah, deal 1/2 damage + 3 armor wouldve done it too but that was impossible at LL1

shell bison
supple carbon
balmy obsidian
#

chotto matte

#

armor applies first

#

so (10-3)/2, which is 3.5, which rounds up to 4

noble ivy
balmy obsidian
#

naan knee

shell bison
#

Always go by E.A.R
Exposed
Armor
Resistance

west phoenix
#

oooooh

#

i like that

noble ivy
hybrid salmon
#

I haven't, uh, heard of that acronym before

west phoenix
#

so i've heard....

hybrid salmon
cobalt zealot
#

what

west phoenix
#

:)

cobalt zealot
#

i need actual context

noble ivy
minor orchid
#

also

#

Lancer session is over!

#

In short:

noble ivy
#

but you said all they did was talk with S1gn4l...
-# please tell me my cr1ng3 s0n is safe...

west phoenix
#

for some reason i thought he had a shotgun

minor orchid
#

and yes

#

Cringe son is safe

#

he has a gamin' console in the prision!

noble ivy
#

hell yeah my boi's got a ps2

shell bison
#

I need sales for Honey Bun Farms

supple carbon
west phoenix
#

@clever cloud i got nuked and i took 4 damage

noble ivy
#

someone sigdive a copy of LittleBigPlanet for my son please

supple carbon
#

We kidnapped S1gn4l, we have him working for a ps5 and a coke

minor orchid
prime terrace
#

||yes.

that is 10 burn.||

minor orchid
#

zamn

#

But yes, ch1 spoilers: ||S1GN4L is fine with his psp, they now have the dragon's tooth, they know siren, stright to chameleon to find the printer! and... a fragment :>||

#

||shortie, but allows combat next session! hehe||

hybrid salmon
minor orchid
#

Cringe Son lives for now

hybrid salmon
minor orchid
#

Gaming in prision

hybrid salmon
#

no space steam backlog for you

west phoenix
#

archie and ariadne are going to aura farm so hard in (ch2) ||the hellfire league. we killed it this fight||

minor orchid
#

Kicking metal ass!

dire cloud
#

And a bug! betty

willow needle
#

hipo described a woman with bird features and i suddenly felt the LesbianLazor

#

but suddenly it seems she is a villain so i felt the Cri

minor orchid
#

Chat she doesn't know

balmy obsidian
#

clueless

minor orchid
#

Spoilers for my players: ||She's the stray feather fragment, very bean, needs help and therapy||

willow needle
#

hm, will a ||SSC brainwashed alien|| feel something for ||some NHP|| in a ||random spaceship||?|| ||

west phoenix
#

ok naana you gotta spoiler these lol

#

but i think thats the power of lesbianism

willow needle
#

ah sorry

noble ivy
balmy obsidian
#

The lesbian is out in full force today I see

minor orchid
#

pffff hahah

willow needle
#

-# i get that for curse of strahd cuz canonically he literally kills any of his romances after he is bored of them but

west phoenix
#

like that would stop ttrpg players

#

i will simply be the one he can't kill

dire cloud
#

Meanwhile the other bug is pining for Loki.

supple carbon
#

S1gn4l that fucker told me my fucking lore (like stuff i didn't know, on purpose)

now im scared because there was supposed to be an nhp in the same ship i was in

minor orchid
#

Lucky for them

#

a nice surprise awaits them next saturday

#

this is where the timeline becomes their timeline

willow needle
#

well i guess it depends when reverie meets ||the nhp|| if there's attraction or not (?

balmy obsidian
#

How do you put a gif in spoiler from the gif tab

supple carbon
#

no idea

noble ivy
#

right click the gif to open the link in your browser
then right click it in your browser and select copy image
then you should be able to spoiler mark it

noble ivy
west phoenix
#

idk why but i'm imagining loki looking her up at down, slowly grinning and then slicking his hair back. "fuck it, i'll try anything once"

balmy obsidian
#

So what you're saying is that he wouldn't be particularly bugged by it?

#

Eh? Eeeehh? badpundog

minor orchid
#

NHP needs ||kisses, comfort, a safe place, therapy||

noble ivy
#

-# does that mean I'm an NHP?

minor orchid
balmy obsidian
#

Not necessarily

dire cloud
#

Loki really is the whole package, though. He's kind, brave, snarky, and very much a "fuck the system" kind of guy even though he's very much part of the system. He also ||gives classified HA licenses instead of flowers||, so he's practical too.

noble ivy
#

whoa hey maybe spoil mark that

balmy obsidian
#

The most attractive quality a person can have : financial stability ExeNaruhodo

minor orchid
#

The most attractive quality: good hugger

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
#

hey entirely unrelated can i get an opinion on a character from the people here

dire cloud
#

No :)

balmy obsidian
#

ok

dire cloud
#

Kidding.

balmy obsidian
#

i was fooled, tricked, bamboozled even

#

behold (i haven't thrown her in calliope, but she might fit. might.)

steady adder
#

I think #1 question is, how violent/passionate she is when it comes to piloting
is she sekhmet personafied or protective like noah
because evil women = hot according to meow

noble ivy
#

Looks great!
-# also goddamn do i need to get a long coat for my wardrobe

balmy obsidian
#

The question is purely design focused and I am purposefully witholding information on whether she is evil or not because it would affect the results hmmyes

steady adder
#

personality is part of the design, aka does the drip match the vibes

#

but on the purely visual side, that is very good

west phoenix
#

she doesn't seem evil, just arrogant

#

which is also hot

steady adder
#

arrogance can lead to little bit of evil
evil lite

balmy obsidian
#

Thank you, fellow (?) lesbians (?)
My tangent is over o7

west phoenix
#

thank you for providing bricks for our cause

balmy obsidian
#

The house will be built

noble ivy
#

If i had a nickel for every man lesbian in Caliope...

balmy obsidian
#

If I had an ingot for every lesbian in calliope I'd be out of the system

west phoenix
#

shout out to the most game august got in eleonor's game was with claryana, known lesbian

#

he is a man lesbian now

dire cloud
#

Despite the fact that they're my favorite character, I'm glad I didn't send Delila to Calliope.

#

Aside from the fact that they probably wouldn't have fit very well, rotating new blorbos is healthy.

west phoenix
#

i agree, i never like to play the same character twice unless it ends prematurely, and even then it has to be a similar setting

minor orchid
#

Same

#

which... happens... too much

#

though I have a bag full of blorblos so rotating is easy jsjs

west phoenix
#

i make blorbos according to the setting

clever cloud
#

from each according to their blorbos and to each according to their setting

minor orchid
balmy obsidian
#

I have a few archetypes that I apply to settings usually, at least for the first few characters, and then I make more when I'm comfortable with the setting

minor orchid
#

SO FAR I am good I am not in any other lancer setting

#

because I want the blorbo bag smol-

west phoenix
#

join my game

#

put the jerb in the malevelon creek

dire cloud
willow needle
#

guys

balmy obsidian
#

yes i'm guys

willow needle
#

lesbiabnism was confirmed

#

will update next saturday

balmy obsidian
#

eleonorway

willow needle
#

||how can an egregorian and an nph kiss? we will see next week folks||

west phoenix
#

keep me informed, i need to know this information

willow needle
#

||pretty bird woman appears on screen||
reverie for some reason:

balmy obsidian
#

Damn reverie is RIPPED

willow needle
#

-# only when trying to romance woman

balmy obsidian
#

So the muscles just appear when there is a woman?

#

like

willow needle
west phoenix
#

this is the lesbian way

#

this or uwu baby

balmy obsidian
#

i don't have either oldtownroad membership card revoked

willow needle
#

depends in the stature

#

if reverie is shorter, uwu way. if reverie is taller, ripped way

west phoenix
#

depends if you can hit em with the pleading emoji look

#

🄺

#

why did they change it, it used to look up

#

pov serenity always

willow needle
#

reverie is like 1,60 when standing in 2 legs so its 50/50

balmy obsidian
#

who is she even gonna find that's shorter than her? The ventcrabs? ohho

west phoenix
#

jerry

balmy obsidian
#

crab

willow needle
#

||she wants to adopt a vent crab||

minor orchid
minor orchid
west phoenix
#

oh honey please don't...

dire cloud
#

Wait, based on the thing, Betty is 1.5m while standing on 4 legs. How tall is Reverie on 4 legs?

willow needle
#

hmmm

minor orchid
willow needle
#

she is not fully upright in the right one (4 legs) but... i guess around 1,10?

minor orchid
#

OH

willow needle
minor orchid
#

Himhe's

#

hehe

dire cloud
#

I said she's about 105 cm at the shoulder, and her head makes her about 1.50.

minor orchid
#

You showed the reference to Naana

#

she's gonna draw it

willow needle
#

yeah in 4 legs i think she is around 1,10-1,20

#

if in 2 she is 1,60

#

she is small
which helps with flying

dire cloud
#

Yeah, Betty can't fly, I think.

#

If you do, you've gotta draw Betty giving Reverie a chocolate.

#

That's one of her big things. She always has genuine chocolate somehow.

willow needle
#

reverie was made for flying by ssc, they say they revived one of the morphs of egs

#

||(if they are so adaptable how cant they grow some of them to recover their wings, they can grow into massive spaceships you know)||

west phoenix
#

surprised you remember that

#

people overlook that part lol

#

btw eleonor that is WALLFLOWER spoilers

minor orchid
#

she remembers what benefits her the most

#

for example, women

west phoenix
#

name 100 women naana

clever cloud
west phoenix
#

its not its quite a comprehensible sentence

willow needle
# west phoenix btw eleonor that is WALLFLOWER spoilers

wallflower spoilers ?? ||egregorians have 3 canon morphs, subterranean, war, and space ship. and then im called crazy cuz i think an egregorian-obsessed corpro can stress an egregorian into developing a morph with wings.||

west phoenix
#

||those are the ones we know about post war, there could have been more lol. and don't forget overminds||

willow needle
#

ah yeah true

clever cloud
#

🐓

willow needle
#

||its why in reverie's story SSC says they revived a lost morph from before the war||

west phoenix
#

welcome to my world

west phoenix
#

along with some gene editing :p

willow needle
#

oh yeah and torture

west phoenix
#

yep. can't forget the torture

#

common SSC L

clever cloud
#

genitals were obliterated

west phoenix
#

and you want to use their cringe nae nae low ahh heat cap mechs

willow needle
#

cant hear your ssc hatred im kissing my future ||nhp|| wife

#

/j

west phoenix
#

earlier we were discussing the mechanics of nuke cav and i was like "you can trust my word i'm a HA pilot, i know"

willow needle
#

also im writing reveries siblings

noble ivy
west phoenix
#

better???

#

i'm sorry is your bonus damage armor piercing?

#

AND burn?

#

whats the range on your weapons?

noble ivy
west phoenix
#

yeah because you can't put those on a toku or anything

#

i almost piloted an amber phantom. how foolish of me

#

🤢

noble ivy
west phoenix
#

wow. 1 witch

#

never overcharging

noble ivy
west phoenix
#

did you miss the heat 2 self tag?

#

you know, the miniscule amount of heat you have?

#

i was also agility invisible maxing until i realized... the drawbacks to a build like that aren't great

#

you can just force saves, use reliable, or invade

noble ivy
#

have you considered not overcharging on every single turn
-# am I the only mech pilot with some patience?

west phoenix
#

sorry i like winning

#

and playing more of the game

clever cloud
#

lancer sucks actually

#

we should play less lancer per lancer

minor orchid
west phoenix
#
[ LICENSES ]
  HA Tokugawa 3, HA Napoleon 3
[ CORE BONUSES ]
  Superior by Design, Overpower Caliber
[ TALENTS ]
  Nuclear Cavalier 3, Walking Armory 3, Gunslinger 1, Crack Shot 1, Stormbringer 1
[ STATS ]
  HULL:4 AGI:0 SYS:0 ENGI:4
  STRUCTURE:4 HP:21 ARMOR:1
  STRESS:4 HEATCAP:14 REPAIR:6
  TECH ATK:-1 LIMITED:+2
  SPD:4 EVA:8 EDEF:6 SENSE:10 SAVE:14
[ WEAPONS ]
  Integrated: Fuel Rod Gun
  FLEX MOUNT: Missile Rack / Missile Rack
  MAIN MOUNT: Displacer // Overpower Caliber
  MAIN MOUNT: Annihilator
[ SYSTEMS ]
  Deep Well Heat Sink, LUCIFER-Class NHP x4, Armament Redundancy, Personalizations```
since we're talking about the toku.... here's my unhinged toku build
#

could rock crackshot 2 for possibly more bonus damage, but not worth it i think

#

with walking armory i could still do burn with my bonus damage even if i'm not in the danger zone

minor orchid
#

guys naana has been writting for 2 hours in DMs

#

I am scared

supple carbon
#

that's fun

dire cloud
#

Reverse Displacer loop?

west phoenix
supple carbon
#

like

#

reverse displacer loops your cat

willow needle
#

dnd session going normal

willow needle
minor orchid
#

and korgan!

dire cloud
#

If you start your turn in the Danger Zone, DWHS activates and gives you resistance to heat. You can Stabilize to clear heat and reload, then Overcharge (3-5 heat) and fire the Displacer (5 heat), putting you back on the danger zone.

minor orchid
willow needle
dire cloud
#

Also, you should replace Crack Shot and Stormbringer with Skirmisher, and you could get away with replacing SBD with Integrated Weapon so you can fire a missile rack immediately after the Displacer and get NucCav damage.

#

Or replace OpCal.

west phoenix
#

oooh i like that nuke cav thing

#

my thought process is simple: 1d6 burn

minor orchid
west phoenix
#

i like crackshot to ensure the displacer hits more often

minor orchid
#

or even better

#

next saturday

west phoenix
#

otherwise its the most expensive miss you'll ever make

minor orchid
#

FOR MORE LANCER

willow needle
minor orchid
noble ivy
#

-# I misread "queens" as something else for a second...

supple carbon
#

what did you read

cobalt zealot
#

queers probably

jovial beacon
west phoenix
cobalt zealot
noble ivy
#

She can fix him her

west phoenix
#

you have me confused with someone else, dragonfruit. i like MEN

#

i like GUYS

#

and DUDES

cobalt zealot
#

Apparently so

willow needle
#

me: hipo can i be lesbian with nhp
hipo: okay but check out this warframe video
the fucking warframe video: "THAT'S THE POISON OF YOUR PLAN. LOVE."
me: okay. rude.

supple carbon
#

One of the first things said in the video was

#

"Not my type"

willow needle
#

lmfao i was like "ah okay i get it"

cerulean valve
#

yeah no i definitely need another commission slot, who wants to commission me?

minor orchid
#

... honestly no I think the only queer is Zephyr-

#

or well... idk, Tides and Seth may-

silver pumice
west phoenix
#

do it support the bunn

silver pumice
#

real

willow needle
#

@supple carbon

#

new song joins the album of reverie themed music

cerulean valve
ancient crag
#

lordy

steady adder
#

mandible jaws my beloved
best monster/non human character design trait

willow needle
#

i like describing the grin she makes when they are a bit opened as "an attempt at a smile"

ancient crag
#

A spooky little bug

west phoenix
#

horrific

#

the lesbian moth is not 'babygirl'

willow needle
#

oh she is, im just showing her other face

#

next saturday probably the party will see the normal one

west phoenix
#

"the moth don't bite" the moth in question

willow needle
#

clueless: aw, reverie looks adorable!
reverie: opens mouth
clueless: understandable have a great day

west phoenix
#

Still would

limber fossil
#

i heard that there's a 3pp that revises squads

#

i wonder if they've done something similar to what I suggest here

#

our hydra player had a talk with their god and was gifted a hydra

#

mind you, this is his first lancer game ever

#

his systems are exclusively drones and puppetmaster

blazing plinth
#

Hello Calliope late-nighters and day-siders!

blazing plinth
#

I haven't used either myself so I can't comment on how good they are, but there they are!

west phoenix
#

And there's never been a case where my combat budget is like "wow, could really use some grunts here"

#

They're also such a tax on the action economy

cobalt zealot
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Grunts are for making players feel strong and also for putting a single grunt bombard in the back that they scream at

balmy obsidian
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4 grunt berserkers

cobalt zealot
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Holy fucking shit

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Also

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Four grunt cataphracts

dire cloud
balmy obsidian
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(ch2) ||killer sound||in 15 minutes Foxy_Party

willow needle
dire cloud
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lmao

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Also, super cute.

limber fossil
limber fossil