it was like 19 structures vs 5 players
#In Golden Flame
clever cloud
west phoenix
That's nothing :)
clever cloud
it's been the only damn fight in this game that yall have come close to losing
west phoenix
It was great
It was also because we just didn't have DPS due to a player 'dropping out'
Like i think if we had the setup we do now we would have actually been fine
clever cloud
yall are monsters now
west phoenix
When we're finally done being held back from someone who just doesn't show up
At least when Vulperious doesn't show up his role isn't fully necessary :p
He's just kind of doing his own thing which helps, but the rest of us kind of need each other
Kugel only picked the balor because I'm a sunzi that can move him around
clever cloud
im wondering how attrition is gonna factor into this team
west phoenix
And i need the DPS from the other teammates lol
west phoenix
im wondering how attrition is gonna factor into this team
Not great tbh, we don't have great rep caps
And vulp and i rely on a lot of limited systems (I'll be getting 3 more next level, but still)
I think the Kidd is the only one with a decent rep cap in our group
west phoenix
This is why I'm going Napoleon license. You will simply not hit us
GM flip a coin, it has to be heads
clever cloud
me with orchis: you dont get to move, get back here
you with sunzi: you dont get to hit, everyone get in here
west phoenix
If I wasn't playing FA sunzi i could do that too lmao
clever cloud
could you imagine how fucking annoying both our builds would be at the same time??
west phoenix
FA has come in clutch for both offense and defense, hoping when i get stasis bolt i can use that more defensively
Or, since we have so much damage, just use both defensively :p
west phoenix
could you imagine how fucking annoying both our builds would be at the same time...
Yeah but nothing would die
Ferrous lashing them into accelerate is very funny though
"fuck off, go away 10 spaces"
clever cloud
that's why we send the hmg with legs and blackbeard blender in
west phoenix
"we" you don't understand, I'm trying to kill them
supple carbon
hello, good afternoon
are there any prominent religions on the year 5016 in lancer? not only on calliope i mean in general
shell bison
Catholicism is an active faith in Lancer.
So is a adjusted version of Christianity that includes the Buddha as the Christ figure.
There's also the Karrakin passions faith and I'd assume a variety of other religions that have been altered given such a long time span
supple carbon
damn
lime widget
I was imagining some really fucked up evangelist Mormons would be a big thing in lancer
supple carbon
let the thought perish in your imagination
clever cloud
karrakin passions are a whole near-infinite gamut of beliefs. it's pretty individual what it means as a religion
west phoenix
Catholicism in lancer is so funny idk why
(no eleonor) ||especially in wallflower||
tame tide
There is also a charcter in an official book who is a practicing Sikh
Real world religions are real in Lancer
Then I assume the adherants of Ra could also be classified as a religion, and any others can be up to the GM
supple carbon
it has nothing to do with stuff, but project winter it's free on epic and less than a dollar in steam
tight pier
mission 4: ||@prime terrace added Horror-templated NPCs to Pressure Point||
robust plank
next session my players are fighting their first ultra :]
noble ivy
Nice, I just threw my players at their first ultra today
||I gave it a short cycle lance for shits and giggles 
||
cerulean river
west phoenix
here for you friend
not IGF related but i finally got through my writers block for that setting i was working on. just completely reworked it since i got hit with the ray of inspiration
upbeat hemlock
Lancer today
God I'm tired
west phoenix
wake the fuck up lancer. we got a game to run
upbeat hemlock
I am drinking coffee or of Jerry's mug in hopes that the caffeine and/or the slogan will get me through work
Save me Jerry's mug, you're me only ho
shell bison
Calliope, this is important
tame tide
Hmmm
noble ivy
Joyous Charlotte has been spotted
west phoenix
idk i thought she was flipping me off for a moment
shell bison
FOOL THERE ARE TWO OF THEM
woeful saddle
does she not get a propeller hat? :(
shell bison
I can add one
west phoenix
she need to put on some clothes i can't let her go out like that
noble ivy
-# how many times do we have to remind charlotte that she needs to wear pants...
shell bison
Their sweat pants, let her live
west phoenix
why am i being char's mom
shell bison
LET ME SOW MY OATS GIRL
west phoenix
ok get oated up
noble ivy
-# last time I checked sweat pants usually aren't thin enough for skin and underwear to show...
upbeat hemlock
Speaking of oat sowing, I was thinking as Lancer humans live much longer than 21st century humans, you could have really big age differences between siblings, even before you get time dilation involved
Like, a couple's first and last child could be like 40 years apart
...I don't know what to do with this information, but it's a thought I had so I'm sharing
rare escarp
based on my fellow players discussions about what mechs we plan on going
tight pier
FOOL THERE ARE TWO OF THEM
JOYOUS
west phoenix
Goodnight Calliope
noble ivy
robust plank
Nice, I just threw my players at their first ultra today
||I gave it a short cyc...
thats what theyre facing >:3
regal comet
ehehehehehehehe
rare escarp
Gasp, blorbos
limber fossil
Grandma squad may get a grandpa
silver pumice
transitioning or new member
shell bison
Morning Calliope
clever cloud
good european afternoon, calliope
supple carbon
Mood
clever cloud
I had a great morning: showered, coffee, breakfast, meetings
it's 8:30am and i did a ton already
i hate it
clever cloud
tatiana loved it however
last leaf
I'm on holiday this week
have fun! (also cool new pfp)
west phoenix
The skonkler
limber fossil
transitioning or new member
new member, but it looks not to be the case anymore alas
would be funny tho
we could keep growing the most cis male lancer group ever seen
west phoenix
The 1% in Calliope
clever cloud
they should be studied
west phoenix
Put Kyle, August, and Serenity under a microscope
Turns out all of the people who aren't from Calliope or don't want to be there are cis... How transphobic
tame tide
I need to get up the % of how many Cis males among IGF are evil
west phoenix
Yes
The ones who aren't I'm like "Surely you can't be fully cis, can you?"
||Loki||
tame tide
Of portraited NPCs in act 1 it's ||50%||
shell bison
I did a run over sleeping in. I might make a soup today
tame tide
Nice
balmy obsidian
If you remove ||Loki|| it becomes ||60%||
at this point i'm surprised there's this many
clever cloud
Im starting to think The Fall happens when Star Citizen comes out of alpha
balmy obsidian
Which means we're safe.
tame tide
Star citizen is disastrous
willow needle
Back at the hotel :) it's a beautiful day outside
west phoenix
Same here but I'm stuck at work and they're sending me somewhere i hate waaaaah
supple carbon
Back at the hotel :) it's a beautiful day outside
Imagine being outside
balmy obsidian
Birds are singing
west phoenix
Its a little chilly today here, it's nice
But i have to do chores after work that i thought i could do yesterday 
minor orchid
But i have to do chores after work that i thought i could do yesterday <a:crying...
annoying indeed x.x
west phoenix
annoying indeed x.x
And the train has maintenance 
I normally don't take it so it doesn't concern me
Google maps predicts I'll get there earlier than expected so lets see c: it would be nice to be leaving by the time i thought i was going to get there
west phoenix
I have major brainworms for this setting I've been brainstorming. I should be working on Wallflower stuff but oohhh weelllll
west phoenix
remember, walking gayly is faster!
I am a speed walker and when i get behind slow people it physically hurts me
I can't not walk quickly, I'm not built for it
west phoenix
6 move speed
clever cloud
Nelson gaming
willow needle
Same I walk fast
supple carbon
noble ivy
west phoenix
Every time i meet someone new at work and they're like "do you like videogames?" I'm like how do i tell them...
minor orchid
Every time i meet someone new at work and they're like "do you like videogames?"...
JUST TELL THEM YEEEEEAAAAH
friendship acquired
west phoenix
These people don't know what DND is or the concept of a TTRPG
west phoenix
"so it's like DND- yeah, a tabletop roleplay- yeah like a videogame but you play it on a board and play throughout a story- yeah nevermind, don't worry about it"
minor orchid
These people don't know what DND is or the concept of a TTRPG
Well In all honesty I didn't know it either when I started"
then the first session I shot someone on the balls(?)
west phoenix
I mean I'm not blaming them for not knowing, it's just incomprehensible
clever cloud
a videogame without the video
west phoenix
then the first session I shot someone on the balls(?)
Thats so real bestie
west phoenix
a videogame without the video
Or the game because this is REAL LIFE
steady adder
Or the game because this is REAL LIFE
you play make-believe characters with 2-5 other ppl around a table for few hours and its more fulfilling that playing majority of games that exist
how do you explain that without sounding a bit crazy to someone who thinks of something like call of duty or candycrush when they hear the word 'game'
west phoenix
The first TTRPG i played my ex had a DM NPC and everyone hated it. And then i ran call of Cthulhu and everyone loved it :)
clever cloud
dont.. don't make that acronym
minor orchid
It's just one letter, Eleanor!
clever cloud
you don't get it and im happy for you
minor orchid
<:sadcowboy:572822626456698892> you don't get it and im happy for you
Yeah I don't get it...
Anyway I'll spend the next hours talking about how much I love CoC||k||
noble ivy
dont.. don't make that acronym
-# you're pretty much self reporting by admitting you recognize it...
clever cloud
well yeah, dignity is for losers
supple carbon
Damn
worthy root
balmy obsidian
Bonus points if you tell them "DnD" and they imediately think you're a satanist
supple carbon
Old lady coworker
supple carbon
Omg the adhd doctor
hybrid salmon
problem solver we hope (remembering our last conversation)
tame tide
"so it's like DND- yeah, a tabletop roleplay- yeah like a videogame but you play...
"so baldurs gate yeah?"
supple carbon
Yeah
thorn hinge
-# ~~you're pretty much self reporting by admitting you recognize it...~~
CoC was fun, I'm working through CoC2 now.
supple carbon
supple carbon
CoC was fun, I'm working through CoC2 now.
Why are you playing call of cthulhu second edition?
thorn hinge
Sure bud, that's it. 
supple carbon
Of course, what else could it mean
supple carbon
When you talk to someone about Call of cthulhu but they are a furry
polar glacier
and they have no shame
noble ivy
I feel like we're playing with fire right now...
polar glacier
Oh we're always teetering on the edge in this chat
tight pier
That's how it be
polar glacier
One could even say... we're e||gregious||
minor orchid
E||gregorious|| indeed
noble ivy
-# I don't know if e||gregious|| is a reference to something but I'm content with being ignorant
tame tide
Clash of clans 2 :O
tight pier
polar glacier
Clash of clans 2 :O
okay I have some dignity
noble ivy
has no dignity
is accused of playing mobile games
has one dignity
tight pier
-# this is the HDG bit all over again...
shell bison
minor orchid
evenm the bun is worried
noble ivy
Bunzi sees the hyper kinetic ban hammers coming for us
tight pier
This chat got PISTON-1'd. We're just waiting for the impacts now.
minor orchid
Sees a fucking apocalypse gun pointed at us
polar glacier
now detachable
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, cuz for some reason I leave it there sometimes, but,, not this time
tame tide
I'm thinking it's clash of clans 2 until proven otherwise
noble ivy
good for you
ancient crag
Clash of Clans in the Golden Flame?
tight pier
Does it like, take place on Asphodel and you have to meticulously build Furnace City?
noble ivy
I hope that shit wasn't preserved in the massif vaults...
polar glacier
>has no dignity
>is accused of playing mobile games
>has one dignity
||funny enough I only finally beat CoC1 as a mobile app since fenoxo made .apks for them, it's how I'm playing 2 now||
woeful saddle
And it's just beyond inaccurate for its setting?
i don't think historical accuracy was something remotely in contention when they were trying to make a 'base building' mobile game
shell bison
Ah, so it's like the TV show based off Calliope
noble ivy
And it's just beyond inaccurate for its setting?
It portrays Asphodel as a generic desert planet and pisses off literally everyone
woeful saddle
somebody photoshop jerry into a clash of clans ad please
tight pier
i don't think historical accuracy was something remotely in contention when they...
It's like firmly fantasy so actual Clash of Clans doesnt have any history to be inaccurate, but the IGF Clash of Clans? Totally would be catastropgically inaccurate to the setting it's supposed to represent, we could see that.
polar glacier
oh man I have the worst way to make CoC posting relevant to this channel
woeful saddle
^^ somebody about to post the most horrific thing you've ever seen
tight pier
Oh dear.
ancient crag
Oh god
noble ivy
oh man I have the *worst* way to make CoC posting relevant to this channel
I've never been more scared of the words ada is typing...
shell bison
It's a muse game ad made by a game dev that Steele rushed overnight, isn't it?
polar glacier
CoC (not the clans one) has a sister game, sci-fi themed
polar glacier
It's a muse game ad made by a game dev that Steele rushed overnight, isn't it?
oh
so you know then
noble ivy
No, I think Bunzi's still talking about clash of clans...
thorn hinge
Anyway here's the loading screen for that
polar glacier
ada casually posting porn game screenshots on main
noble ivy
||It's such a goddamn trial for me not to corrupt this chat with my knowledge...||
thorn hinge
ada casually posting porn game screenshots on main
And getting away with it!
shell bison
GOD DAMN IT ADA
supple carbon
I don't know if to pay attention to class or to this variation of horny posting
tight pier
Goddamnit ada
noble ivy
mods, please don't ban my comfort character
wild flame
Anyway here's the loading screen for that
i am never going to recover from this connection being made
noble ivy
I don't know if to pay attention to class or to this variation of horny posting
avert thine eyes, Amphibian
supple carbon
Im not 12 i know what porn games are
shell bison
This whole chat is a Muse chat sometimes
noble ivy
only sometimes??!?
shell bison
Honey Bun: Yes
balmy obsidian
hmm yes this chat is made of chat
supple carbon
These games are one of the two reasons why you can't talk about call of cthulhu
The other reason is because i have the humor of a five year old, and laugh at the acronym
west phoenix
<:sadcowboy:572822626456698892> you don't get it and im happy for you
Is it what i think it is
balmy obsidian
yes
west phoenix
minor orchid
||funny enough I only finally beat CoC1 as a mobile app since fenoxo made .apks ...
OH YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER ONE
west phoenix
Oh you whores just openly talked about it
minor orchid
in all honesty my joke was just the CoC Cock joke
I utterly forgot about the OTHER acronym
balmy obsidian
hey bro nice call of cthulhu
woeful saddle
||funny enough I only finally beat CoC1 as a mobile app since fenoxo made .apks ...
gonna be real until i re-read that i genuinely thought somebody just made an android port for command & conquer (1995)
not sure why i was willing to believe that was a thing
polar glacier
No that would be CnC which is a whole other problematic acryonym
balmy obsidian
Hope
tight pier
No that would be CnC which is a whole *other* problematic acryonym
Yep we knew it
minor orchid
No that would be CnC which is a whole *other* problematic acryonym
Computer Numerical Control?
west phoenix
Ada there's an orbital laser targeting you chill girl
balmy obsidian
Wouldn't it be CaC
tight pier
Computer Numerical Control?
Yes that's what it is
tight pier
You are IN the orbital strike
minor orchid
why don't you orbital deez.
polar glacier
Computer Numerical Control?
that too, don't forget how much I'm into robot girls
balmy obsidian
Nono, the & reads as an n
nice try i know it's not spelled "nad"
tight pier
that too, don't forget how much I'm into robot girls
Respectable
noble ivy
I'm laughing so hard wtf is happening here
-# Help me meow the chat's going even further beyond freaky...
balmy obsidian
Don't worry I will save you
west phoenix
Don't get me wrong i have a lot to say about the game
supple carbon
Say it then coward
shell bison
We going a watch list with this one chat
noble ivy
-# me too but this is ABSOLUTELY NOT THE PLACE FOR IT
tight pier
west phoenix
I will be banned
balmy obsidian
So uh how about that hell's gate
shell bison
chungles, save us
supple carbon
In golden flame thread blocked at
west phoenix
Holy flippin chungles
tight pier
chungles, save us
We're on our fucking phone our chungles are at reduced power
You'll have to save yourselves
jovial beacon
supple carbon
Man i don't want tjhe 10k message to be about a freaky game
Though it is appropiate
balmy obsidian
We must hold out until we reach 10k messages
that ship has sailed, came back, and then flew off into space
west phoenix
Never change, Calliope
jovial beacon
what is going on?
noble ivy
nothing you need to concern yourself with
west phoenix
Ada went even further beyond ultra instinct horny posting
supple carbon
Meow talked about call of cthulhu then someone talked about the acronym and we made jokes and it evolved
balmy obsidian
Absolute chaos that is not related to igf 
polar glacier
gonna be real until i re-read that i genuinely thought somebody just made an and...
jokes aside there was a decent adroid source port for Dune 2000 that I had on my last phone, I should find that again
shell bison
what if I post a distraction bunny
balmy obsidian
Bunzi what
west phoenix
Apprehended
balmy obsidian
You know that's not gonna work
minor orchid
distraction bun
polar glacier
what if I post a distraction bunny
I dunno it depends
shell bison
slips away two spaces
balmy obsidian
"What if I put out the fire by throwing gasoline at it"
tight pier
we're heading to a death most grisly
noble ivy
what if I post a distraction bunny
polar glacier
a lot of your char pics will NOT help the horny chaos
supple carbon
We are standing in a line, a railgun can hit us all at the same time
noble ivy
_slips away two spaces_
teleports back to a blink anchor in another system
west phoenix
https://tenor.com/view/dancing-happy-rabbit-gif-22427921
2 grams of protein
steady adder
...and some of this chat reminded for some reason that i made this
Have a electric blue flavoured android, chat
balmy obsidian
YOUUUU
supple carbon
minor orchid
...and *some* of this chat reminded for some reason that i made this
Have a elec...
toothpaste flavoured hair-
Love it.
minor orchid
https://tenor.com/view/itadori-megumi-jjk-bunny-shibuya-gif-2613955092506662220
damn, sorcerer bunny
noble ivy
We are standing in a line, a railgun can hit us all at the same time
oh finally, a topic about IGF I can talk about
my players made that exact mistake and are now screaming at each other to split up
shell bison
let's spilt up gang
minor orchid
You fucked this timeline
tight pier
Soulja boy?
You can't threaten us with a plant 
supple carbon
oh finally, a topic about IGF I can talk about
my players made that exact mista...
The moment i saw that a Railgun existed i have never put myself in a place where it would hit me
Yet, i fear, that one day i will slip up, since i am dumb and don't move
west phoenix
Who up cracking they shot
noble ivy
The moment i saw that a Railgun existed i have never put myself in a place where...
don't forget about enemies who's whole kit is about shoving/dragging players around like rag dolls
west phoenix
Send them to Brazil
supple carbon
If i stay still i can shoot them better
west phoenix
Yeah i just got on my lunch break lmfao
jovial beacon
teleport too
supple carbon
I am learning about the rorschach test
west phoenix
steady adder
toothpaste flavoured hair-
I was originally thinking of making it so that the hair's green would turn red in one of the alt color schemes but i liked the green highlights more
west phoenix
Green raspberry
balmy obsidian
Yes (it never glows)
west phoenix
No (it does)
noble ivy
I wish i had rgb gamer hair dye...
balmy obsidian
Terraria
west phoenix
Become robo
supple carbon
Someone should make the terraria boses in igf
west phoenix
Oh? I guess you haven't got that far
clever cloud
im glad my shitposting led to such a beautiful escalation
balmy obsidian
Way to spoil chapter 15
west phoenix
He doesn't know chat
balmy obsidian
He lacks critical information
west phoenix
im glad my shitposting led to such a beautiful escalation
Adascelation
clever cloud
new laptop who dis
polar glacier
hell yeah linux
supple carbon
Well, i don't know
1-im dumb
2-||we only got done with S1GN4L (fucker)||
west phoenix
I... I... I hardly... Know her...
balmy obsidian
actually nevermind
supple carbon
I read that
clever cloud
Well, i don't know
1-im dumb
2-||we only got done with S1GN4L (fucker)||
who the fuck is Signal???
tight pier
Who is signal
west phoenix
I think he means single
tight pier
Yeah
supple carbon
Sorry fixed it
west phoenix
Ooohhh right right that guy
noble ivy
new laptop who dis
Hell yeah a fellow framework laptop user
willow needle
west phoenix
Oh wait framework?
I sure hope it does
supple carbon
Me acostumbre a escribir signal porque el bot de tts no lee S1GN4L
balmy obsidian
No habla voladore
west phoenix
Si
polar glacier
I haven't been able to justify a new laptop for a while but I'm probably gonna make a framework my next one
if I don't finally get around to building a cyberdeck for myself
west phoenix
this is my "overly expensive pdf reader" laptop
I've been wanting to get one of these, my creative juices flow the most when at cafes AWAY from my computer
supple carbon
Most creative places are usually wet
west phoenix
At home i sleepy
clever cloud
yea! i got this for note-taking, pdfs and gimp
west phoenix
Most creative places are usually wet
Huh this explains why I'm so creative
supple carbon
Shower, beach, coffeshop (they serve you water with effects)
balmy obsidian
I am grabbing the no horny bat
west phoenix
Bean juice
supple carbon
Bean water
tight pier
Huh this explains why I'm so creative <:beelz_smirk:716736770137522227>
Are you perchance a creature from an Alien movie?
clever cloud
Are you perchance a creature from an Alien movie?
human
also cat
these are all creatures from the Alien movie
supple carbon
The catman™
noble ivy
Huh this explains why I'm so creative <:beelz_smirk:716736770137522227>
-# What the fuck is happening with chat today…
supple carbon
Monday
noble ivy
It must be something in the water today…
tight pier
balmy obsidian
Yes it's called H2O
lunar panther
yea! i got this for note-taking, pdfs and gimp
I deeply wish it was available during my time at uni. it would have been so perfect...
I had a very similar in size/form but 10 years old netbook instead. two different models because I had to hunt the highest spec one on ebay (highest spec being a mobile i7-2620 
)
supple carbon
It must be something in the water today…
Something something another acronym game joke
lunar panther
having an actual fast processor in a laptop literally feels like magic
wild flame
Yes it's called H2O
they're putting oxidane in the water
clever cloud
the difference 10 years makes
tight pier
Something something another acronym game joke
clever cloud
Proud to Present, The Follow-up to cult sensation Rocky Horror Picture Show:
Pebbly Terror Radio Show
-my wife
shell bison
Can we add the new game
BEES OR NO BEES
to it?
west phoenix
Are you perchance a creature from an Alien movie?
A creepy wet puppet?
shell bison
Bees or no Bees
noble ivy
ancient crag
Damn bees
west phoenix
Going home soon.... 13 minutes...
Y'all I'm so excited about this project I'm working on. It's still just an idea but its coming together
steady adder
Does it glow when they're happy?
Very faintly. The normal, green face? That glows if they want it to.
As for the red face? It is not beneficial to one's health to see it.
west phoenix
C-Can i... See it...
minor orchid
Deranged women
west phoenix
Omg meee meee meee
steady adder
-# i mean going from The core world (Cradle) to calliope for 6 years and having an unstable NHP rattling around in your body and mind does things to one's mental stability-
minor orchid
It really does
That's why it's best to be born in Calliope!
you are deranged from the start
polar glacier
Hi I'm back I heard someone say deranged women?
west phoenix
https://tenor.com/view/shaking-cat-shaking-cat-alien-cat-gif-1771929063967113090...
Serenity checking the muse about how people are thirsting over the SRT and debating uninstalling all social media
Hi Ada i am the deranged woman
polar glacier
Oh, well then~
west phoenix
I ain't making it out chat
minor orchid
Serenity checking the muse about how people are thirsting over the SRT and debat...
Oh god...
west phoenix
Give me a Viking's funeral because I'm about to get a warriors death
steady adder
minor orchid
That's legit something I find plausible haha
You become celebrities to certain extent after all!
west phoenix
Oh it totally happens, especially with Primo in the squad
Our SRT had like, max hype lmao. They love us
minor orchid
Primo timeline it's the prime timeline
balmy obsidian
I beg to differ
steady adder
Serenity checking the muse about how people are thirsting over the SRT and debat...
reminds me how Leviathan players shitpost about ppl writing shipfics in universe lmao
balmy obsidian
hold on let me fetch that
west phoenix
Its actually Leo writing them
balmy obsidian
Here's one bit
west phoenix
Its a joke that in our game Serenity is secretly writing problematic shipfics and unsavory things
polar glacier
It's 100% canon that shipfics have been written about my team
Especially if you count all the games where players are dating calamity and gabriel
(how come nobody wants to date pear tho? is it just because he's all the way in chapter 3?)
west phoenix
A Calmillion dates
balmy obsidian
(how come nobody wants to date pear tho? is it just because he's all the way in ...
Is pear a woman
west phoenix
(how come nobody wants to date pear tho? is it just because he's all the way in ...
Because i don't know who that IS
balmy obsidian
If no, you have your answer
west phoenix
Honestly if Serenity got to interact with Gabriel i could see him being added to the toxic polycule
I LIKE MEN, LEO
supple carbon
desafio imposible para jugador de in golden flame "no coquetearle a calamity"
west phoenix
Si
west phoenix
Cowboy or Cowgirl?
What context
minor orchid
Why not both(?)
west phoenix
Genuinely could go either way. I'm imagining the cowgirl from cowboy bepop so I'm gonna say that
Cowby (enby cowboy)
west phoenix
Cow
minor orchid
polar glacier
Because i don't know who that IS
4th pc of my game. Pansexual space cowboy, former bounty hunter, current friendly neighborhood community defender. He's a minor NPC in ch3 so there's nothing that forces him into games (Kraken is the same way but being in ch1 they seem to get more attention)
balmy obsidian
Our team has only encountered Calamity, since she works on the mechs directly
Kraken, Gabriel and Pear are all no shows though
west phoenix
No Gabriel
Also never met Kraken, but haven't got to Pear yet probably. Saw Gabriel once and i think i said "he seems too sad to be here" or something
polar glacier
Technically despite being major NPCs Calamity and Gabriel have no direct "this is where they come up" moments but having art tends to give GMs a bit of a push. And of course, Calamity pretty
I mean, Gabriel pretty too, if you'r'e into that sort of thing
balmy obsidian
<- is not
west phoenix
<- is
Tbf it makes sense with Calamity since Serenity nearly let her die lmao
Of course she'd be a major character after that
west phoenix
Reporting for service
hybrid salmon
wha-
hybrid salmon
wish I was there
polar glacier
I think being a former hellhound gives GMs a lot to work with when it comes to Calamity.
And being in ch2, (ch2 and gabriel NPC bio spoilers)||Gabriel as a spymaster is well positioned for the plot too.||
balmy obsidian
yeah that helps
west phoenix
Evil women = hot
polar glacier
correct
minor orchid
Look it's true
west phoenix
And being in ch2, (ch2 and gabriel NPC bio spoilers)||Gabriel as a spymaster is ...
Wait WHAT
Idk if i should have even seen that lmao
balmy obsidian
I as always disagree
hybrid salmon
my mom just came in to remind me why I hate the job search, so peachy
west phoenix
You, as always, are a coward
balmy obsidian
Yes, that's why I'm still alive
jovial beacon
Calamity is just pretty
yes
west phoenix
Yes, that's why I'm still alive
I am brave and i am still alive
balmy obsidian
I am capable of acts of bravery
minor orchid
my mom just came in to remind me why I hate the job search, so peachy
You can do it Quill, head always up!
west phoenix
I am capable of acts of bravery
Bravery: surviving tummy ache
balmy obsidian
Case in point, I don't think Calamity is pretty, though she does look cool
minor orchid
Bravery: surviving tummy ache
Lele pancha
west phoenix
Jajaja
hybrid salmon
I might need to shut down for a bit
west phoenix
Just lay down and take it easy friend
polar glacier
Idk if i should have even seen that lmao
I mean, that's between you and your GM but it's not like it means anything for you at this point? Sorry tho.
minor orchid
Agree
west phoenix
It can be rough, don't i know it
minor orchid
Take it easy
balmy obsidian
I might need to shut down for a bit
Stay safe healthy and happy and everything else 
west phoenix
I mean, that's between you and your GM but it's not like it means anything for y...
Oh nah it's fine, neither of us could have known I didn't know that. It probably won't be relevant
Look all i know is ||i want to smooch that trust fund femboy right on his dumb forehead||
polar glacier
I might need to shut down for a bit
Jobhunting has never been harder than it is today and it is violently dehumanizing and painful. You shouldn't feel bad if you need to take a break sometimes.
balmy obsidian
I'm scrolling through the pdf to see if there's any npc I'd call pretty
west phoenix
Me
minor orchid
I'm scrolling through the pdf to see if there's any npc I'd call pretty
Look
west phoenix
balmy obsidian
You're not in the pdf but yes 
balmy obsidian
I don't think Howl is particularly pretty
minor orchid
Wh-
west phoenix
I don't think Howl is particularly pretty
A thousand years dungeon
minor orchid
... Well I may be weird but
balmy obsidian
That's me
west phoenix
We love you for it worstie 🩵
minor orchid
Engineer man
balmy obsidian
Eh
minor orchid
ALRIGHT WHO YOU FIND PRETTY THEN(?
balmy obsidian
To be clear neither Fayad nor Howl nor calamity look bad, but the word "Pretty" doesn't come to my mind when I see them
I dunno, pretty has a specific vibe that I would never be able to explain
polar glacier
Elske?
polar glacier
Oh, Kileyna is gorgeous too, I love them
minor orchid
Ok valid tbh
balmy obsidian
Oh right, I forgot one
(act1) ||Feather, of course||
(That last one was a lie but it was funny in my mind)
supple carbon
Calamity looks more handsome than pretty imo
balmy obsidian
I dunno, I wouldn't call her handsome either
supple carbon
then what words would you use magic man
balmy obsidian
To me she's like, cool, in a similar way that a worn leather jacket is
supple carbon
cool is so non-descript tho
balmy obsidian
There are multiple types of cool in my mind because language fails to convey feelings accurately way too often
That's why I gave a description because "leather jacket" isn't an adjective yet 
minor orchid
Leather jacket jsbjssj
balmy obsidian
I guess there's Rugged but that doesn't feel right
supple carbon
i understand the vibe
balmy obsidian
the only way i'm capable of conveying how something feels is by word-vomit
supple carbon
then word vomit
polar glacier
btw leo I'm ratting you out
west phoenix
Calamity looks more handsome than pretty imo
Yeah this is how Serenity refers to her
balmy obsidian
You are what
minor orchid
Rat
polar glacier
Telling Fors and Xen that you said Calamity isn't pretty
west phoenix
Ratting
minor orchid
west phoenix
NOOOOO TELL THEM I SAID SHE IS A BILLION TIMES PRETTY
supple carbon
not pretty doesn't mean not attractive
balmy obsidian
I am a coward but I do not hide, not here, not now
west phoenix
Preach your word, king
supple carbon
Preach frenchman
west phoenix
Just preach it somewhere else because we ain't listening 
west phoenix
Preach frenchman
New kojima character just dropped
balmy obsidian
Fuck you I'm preaching at your window with a megaphone
polar glacier
balmy obsidian
EVERYBODY SAYS THAT
clever cloud
claiming calamity isn't hot as hell is setting off my aroace radar, leo
west phoenix
You are wrong
minor orchid
Lmaooo
balmy obsidian
Okay, first-
west phoenix
She is a handsome woman :)
supple carbon
New kojima character just dropped
gonna name my next lancer character like a kojima character considering the amount of metal gear jokes i make
minor orchid
France
west phoenix
Opinion disregarded: french
balmy obsidian
clever cloud
frace
minor orchid
FRACE
clever cloud
fraro frace
west phoenix
Frapfrace
supple carbon
do you mean she's atractive in a leather jacket sort of way because it's somewhat rough yet warm and cozy?
balmy obsidian
neh not really
west phoenix
Yeah because like a leather jacket i want her on me
supple carbon
god dammit leo im trying to understand you here /j
clever cloud
Yeah because like a leather jacket i want her on me
clinging on her back?
balmy obsidian
it's like having been through a lot of stuff but still being here even if you have bruises and scratches and scars and the tenacity alone makes it cool
minor orchid
As a quick action
supple carbon
hot in a survivor sort of way
polar glacier
Anyway after getting the reactions I went back and gave them the full context with your leather jacket cool description and
west phoenix
clinging on her back?
We've discussed that she probably has one of those baby carriers for Serenity
minor orchid
You aren't fully mad, madlad
supple carbon
Frechman madman
west phoenix
Ah! See? I'm not entirely mad
Dark Souls NPC after doing some of the most deranged things you've ever seen
balmy obsidian
I am just saying maybe the ex pirate mechanic isn't pretty to me I'm sorry
west phoenix
More for me
balmy obsidian
Actually I'm not but you get my point
west phoenix
I need toxic yuri injected into my veins
balmy obsidian
I apologize for nothing (that I have said in the past 30 minutes)
supple carbon
what makes it toxic
west phoenix
Uuuuh
supple carbon
the onesided dependance?
west phoenix
Serenity and her have a rocky relationship and history lmao
clever cloud
the unresolved secrets
balmy obsidian
Toxic relations would ruin me, not in a way anyone would like
west phoenix
the onesided dependance?
That and Serenity almost let her die and never told her about it
minor orchid
Kissing
supple carbon
WHAT
minor orchid
And hand homding
clever cloud
The final secret
get blink charged idiot
west phoenix
HAHA
minor orchid
get blink charged idiot
Blink charge me into the femzone(?)
balmy obsidian
Wait did she still not tell her??
west phoenix
It was literally session 0
clever cloud
Wait did she still not tell her??
nop
balmy obsidian
God damn
clever cloud
and it's been over 6 months and now they're dating
supple carbon
OH SO IT'S NOT MODULE RELATED TELL ME MORE
balmy obsidian
God damn
west phoenix
Wait did she still not tell her??
No. They JUST started dating and Elizabeth was like "we'll tell her when we get back"
west phoenix
Now Serenity is big fucked up
clever cloud
ready to open up about your feelings?
balmy obsidian
Meanwhile serenity is turning into a moth
west phoenix
Depending on if Serenity kills ||the pirates|| next session she may NEVER tell her
She is going full avoidant mode rn. Like she is going through it
Just gained my first burden :)
supple carbon
THAT'S NOT FLUSH
west phoenix
Ada???
supple carbon
DON'T FLUSH THAT
balmy obsidian
The lesbians crave murder
west phoenix
I mean, same, but damn
balmy obsidian
Yeah yeah tell that to the judge
supple carbon
Ada the fallen idol
balmy obsidian
I'M RATTING YOU OUT NOW MOTHERFUCKER
west phoenix
What the fuck are you on about Ada lmao
polar glacier
AGHKBF:L
balmy obsidian
IN THE MOST LITERAL WAY
west phoenix
What are you cooking
west phoenix
She craves toxic relationships
supple carbon
why would you buy bootleg gender instead of making your own???
balmy obsidian
Horuscore
clever cloud
i think she meant 😮
balmy obsidian
Cool, Eleonor can be the attorney
polar glacier
less "blush out of attraction" and more "Oh shiiiit that's not good" but then YOU PEOPLE had to go and POINT IT OUT and now I'm just earnestly gonna blush because HELL YEA TOXIC YURI
clever cloud
Cool, Eleonor can be the attorney
that's only in wallflower
balmy obsidian
Character bleed (the other way around)
polar glacier
I"m going to get you Yeen.
balmy obsidian
You are now become roland
polar glacier
One of these days
I'm gonna grab you
And toss you into a group DM with Calamity's player and probably Fors too
supple carbon
we going back to the horny posting
polar glacier
and make you tell them what serentity did with Cal
clever cloud
all 4 hours? or just a summary?
balmy obsidian
Director's cut
polar glacier
we going back to the horny posting
have we ever stopped?
balmy obsidian
yes
supple carbon
all 4 hours? or just a summary?
it's like that hour long cutscene in metal gear snake eater but it's just ||sex||
polar glacier
all 4 hours? or just a summary?
knowing them they'll take every last bit they can get
balmy obsidian
I tried going on a tangent about the failure of language and leather jackets but it wasn't enough
clever cloud
write it in French
balmy obsidian
Ok
balmy obsidian
Donc pour résumer, ce que je disais c'est que Calamity n'est pas jolie (traduction la plus proche de "pretty", au moins dans ce cas là), mais je la trouve quand même cool. Comme Frogs l'a pointé, "cool" c'est un terme extrêmement vague et peu descriptif, donc pour être plus précis, j'ai comparé Calamity à une veste en cuir, le genre de veste qui est usée par une longue période d'utilisation. l'idée c'est que les blessures, les cicatrices, et autre sont une preuve de tenacité et de ce que la personne a vécue jusque là, et c'est ça qui les rends cool.
supple carbon
minor orchid
Donc pour résumer, ce que je disais c'est que Calamity n'est pas jolie (traducti...
No lo sé pero voy a decir
Mucho sexo
jovial beacon
<:videogames:826119453900013649>
chile
balmy obsidian
Désolé je n'ai pas tout compris, à part peut être le sexe, et encore
Thirst for french language satisfied?
minor orchid
LEO NO TE ENTIENDO UN CARAJO XDON
minor orchid
Thirst for french language satisfied?
Yes :>
balmy obsidian
I do not know what that means
balmy obsidian
Now which NPC I find good-looking is a whole other story
supple carbon
Now, can i ask for suggestions for very Kojima™ names for a psychic character????????
balmy obsidian
Actually good looking is probably not a good descriptor either
balmy obsidian
Now, can i ask for suggestions for very Kojima™ names for a psychic character???...
Psycho Mantis
supple carbon
More knock-off
west phoenix
and make you tell them what serentity did with Cal
See what makes it harder IS THAT SHE DID ALL OF THIS TO MAKE CALAMITY FEEL WELCOME AND AT HOME TO MAKE UP FOR THAT
and now that Calamity is happy and at home she doesn't feel like she needs her anymore
noble ivy
-# I look away for one goddamn second and now Meow’s getting threatened into meeting the original calamity???
clever cloud
~~and now that Calamity is happy and at home she doesn't feel like she needs her...
oh whoops dont mind me, just moving my "cheating" plot out of storage
balmy obsidian
The timelines converge yet again
Juli, i require the marcille panic/screaming emoji
noble ivy
Just tell me which message
balmy obsidian
Eleonor's just above
thanks bosslady
I am now going to sleep because work tomorrow and woops it's 1am
supple carbon
goodnight man
clever cloud
Donc pour résumer, ce que je disais c'est que Calamity n'est pas jolie (traducti...
tl;dr
leather jackets show tenacity, like scars and bruises are no big deal
west phoenix
oh whoops dont mind me, just moving my "cheating" plot out of storage
NOOOOO SHE CAN'T BE MONOGAMOUS DON'T DO THIS TO ME
clever cloud
tl;dr
leather jackets show tenacity, like scars and bruises are no big deal
admirable, attractive. I understand why hot doesnt fit quite right
clever cloud
NOOOOO SHE CAN'T BE MONOGAMOUS DON'T DO THIS TO ME
the joke was that calamity cheats on you.. even if you're poly, you know that can still happen right?? right????
west phoenix
Ok fair because SERENITY WOULD TELL HER
But thats evil crying and pissing my pants rn
west phoenix
See Eleonor gets me
I never disagreed. I think the term handsome fits quite nicely :)
Eleonor is so mean to Serenity she kind of deserves it
balmy obsidian
But you did! You said I was wrong!
And I also don't think she's handsome
Cool looking, but not handsome looking
polar glacier
I was gonna say, non-monogamy doesn't mean you can't cheat, all depends on what your arrangement is with your partner.
Also
polar glacier
-# I look away for one goddamn second and now Meow’s getting threatened into mee...
don't think you're safe, Juli
because the original Howl is PC #5 in my game now, and you've been percieved
west phoenix
worth
west phoenix
I was gonna say, non-monogamy doesn't mean you can't cheat, all depends on what ...
turns out I'M toxic too... /j
nah just misunderstood
noble ivy
because the original Howl is PC #5 in my game now, and you've been percieved
-# I’ve never been more excited and terrified from the thought of being perceived..
minor orchid
because the original Howl is PC #5 in my game now, and you've been percieved
Look
Howl
... that's it
howl
west phoenix
awoo
west phoenix
-# I’ve never been more excited and terrified from the thought of being perceiv...
craving attention but hating being perceived is real shit
hybrid salmon
oh I've been perceived
it is normally terrifying but this kind is alright, I can cause chaos and get away with it
hybrid salmon
good night naana
west phoenix
i am big eepy today
but lancer is tomorrow
so i must stay strong
and should be making sure the session goes well tomorrow buuut
midnight forge
supple carbon
Gnight
west phoenix
goodnight 🩵
shell bison
Serenity checking the muse about how people are thirsting over the SRT and debat...
You made the thirst traps about us
west phoenix
Archie did. Important distinction
thorn hinge
Yes. Good.
west phoenix
They unbuttoned char's top button on her dress shirt and undid her tie and she got so flustered, it was great
Just wanted her to look her best, not even into humans lmao
prime terrace
I just have a pangolin :(
west phoenix
Why is that frowny face
supple carbon
They unbuttoned char's top button on her dress shirt and undid her tie and she g...
That will do it for most
last leaf
They unbuttoned char's top button on her dress shirt and undid her tie and she g...
you really want that beash™ episode huh?
supple carbon
The people aren't ready for the beash™
jovial beacon
The people aren't ready for the beash™
lancer this week
supple carbon
Yeah
jovial beacon
west phoenix
you really want that beash™ episode huh?
Archie wearing a holographic swimsuit knowing damn well they can't even get in the water
last leaf
Archie wearing a holographic swimsuit knowing damn well they can't even get in t...
pls dont get the computers wet, even if they ask for it
west phoenix
Too late, they already have
last leaf
I choose to believe that even though caskets are presumably very durable for obvious reasons, if you spill a glass of water on one you do need to put it in a pile of rice before cycling the NHP.
west phoenix
Got too soggy (deep cascade)
thorn hinge
I want to say something but I've made this channel horny enough today already
west phoenix
||are you trying to get archie soggy||
west phoenix
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT
thorn hinge
||are you trying to get archie soggy||
||"soggy" is. I mean. ||
||Close enough||
cobalt zealot
Our SRT is not on track for any relationships
Which seems to be a major exception
Actually wait
No no
Luck will probably be going on a date with that clerk
Kent?
cobalt zealot
Yes
balmy obsidian
Give them a green rock and see how they react
balmy obsidian
-# ♪ When your world is turning inside out, what do you think you're gonna do? ♪
balmy obsidian
Gacha songs, pay no mind to me, it happens every so often
balmy obsidian
Noooo 
cobalt zealot
Purging the gacha from your mind
balmy obsidian
Please leave the music, it's good I promise 
balmy obsidian
The song in question plays here (I'm sending the whole concert because it is pretty good, but it's still timestamped ) https://youtu.be/Fb2yI2co0p4?list=RDFb2yI2co0p4&t=3317
balmy obsidian
Yeah they do one every year
I've only watched 2024 and 2025 though. 2025 has a few banger songs but the 2024 god damn
If you like Casey Lee Williams she performed Echoism and Broken Sun (6:59)
Vows of the Sea and Song of Fools are also bangers, The Wild Era also very good, Operation Pyrite you might be familiar with if you watched Maxor's first Elden ring video (iirc), also quite like Untitled World
limber fossil
Our SRT is not on track for any relationships
ours is just starting out but I was so incredibly tempted to make my grumpy MILF of a lancer a bit of a slut tbh. it would have been so funny to have this incredibly traumatised perpetually dour upper class affecting middle aged mech pilot to be a messy whore.
Who knows though, we're all playing middle aged or older women and this is a book written by a sapphic trans furry so we're basically catnip for the NPCs i wager
cobalt zealot
If you like Casey Lee Williams she performed Echoism and Broken Sun (6:59)
Vows...
I watch all of Maxor's videos
balmy obsidian
Then you heard it before
balmy obsidian
ours is just starting out but I was so incredibly tempted to make my grumpy MILF...
Leviathan just aceing through
Or, well, no, it's more a general "We don't have time for this" than "I am not interested"
cobalt zealot
All our relationships besides one are platonic and that's only because Luck is a whore /aff
Soggy wet cat of a girl off camera
Certified e thot when she's live
limber fossil
ours is just starting out but I was so incredibly tempted to make my grumpy MILF...
correction: we do have one mindwracked insane scientist who may or may not be possessed by some sort of... godswarm_?_ thing_?_
but she is a pretty young woman i believe
balmy obsidian
That's more catnip for the players than the NPCs I think
limber fossil
nah grandmaxgrandma is better than age gap
cobalt zealot
correction: we do have one mindwracked insane scientist who may or may not be po...
Alright which subdimension of Lancer is this
limber fossil
what is it you terminally online losers say_?_ old woman yuri or something /j
cobalt zealot
Old woman yuri yes
limber fossil
Alright which subdimension of Lancer is this
Unsure. presumably something HORUS related_?_ player plans to go hydra
lean into the whole hive/swarm aesthetic
balmy obsidian
I might be a terminally online loser but not the old woman yuri type
balmy obsidian
Rest well
balmy obsidian
I don't think I will
supple carbon
hipo you do that
minor orchid
Yes, and?
supple carbon
take your own advice knee-head
minor orchid
take your own advice knee-head
I do
supple carbon
omg since when
minor orchid
Honestly would be hard to pin the exact moment...
-# still not confident enough to say I am comfortable with both aha
supple carbon
my good pal
willow needle
Forcefeming hipo got results
shell bison
They unbuttoned char's top button on her dress shirt and undid her tie and she g...
Excuse me, you unbuttoned the top button. She untied the tie to go with the flow of, "Yes, I do look good. Now I'm probably stuck piloting a mech in this suit. Might as well look good doing it."
To be fair, Char is rocking a white suit with powderblue dress shirt. It's a vibe
cobalt zealot
I awaken
shell bison
You fool
west phoenix
You cretin
wild flame
Charge more, coward
silver pumice
hello chatroom
wild flame
Morning seraph
cerulean valve
You fool
The braincell cares not for the prices, it just demands more details, more complexity.
The braincell is cruel mistress
shell bison
And you spoke to a fellow bun that just got paid and all his bills are handled
west phoenix
Sends you 10 panzillion dollars
shell bison
comm sheet with pricing, if you would be so kind
cerulean valve
5 kromer
shell bison
Bet
cerulean valve
Unfortunately for you bunzi i cannot physically take more commission
I have to liquidate the ones that i have so i can finally address my almost 3 year long burnout.
west phoenix
I wanted to comm you when you're done 
shell bison
cerulean valve
I wanted to comm you when you're done <:sadcat:1181392962161213440>
I will only open like 3 slots once I'm in vacations. You'll be the first to know
west phoenix
Bunzi out here cucking me in front of everyone
supple carbon
Damn
cerulean valve
I'm gonna rest so i can finish that comm today.
There better not be a paypal donation on my inbox or god willing i will fucking morb the person who sent money.
cerulean valve
I AM NOT WORTHY 
shell bison
Bunzi out here cucking me in front of everyone
cerulean valve
minor orchid
I forefit all mortal posessions to bun
cerulean valve
shell bison
oh good heavens
jovial beacon
just a little ship collison c :
cobalt zealot
There better not be a paypal donation on my inbox or god willing i will fucking ...
The minute I get my first pay cheque and you have a slot open I'm gonna pay you 3x what you normally charge
cobalt zealot
Lancer today. I am eepy and just need to make it that far
Nyap a bit and drink some pepsi
west phoenix
I can't i have work
But pepsi would be nice, it's been literally years since I've had pepsi
cobalt zealot
Something with a bit of caffeine
west phoenix
offee :)
supple carbon
Do it Meow, do it you coward (don't)
vast zealot
Luck will probably be going on a date with that clerk
Hope they have a great time!
My character in Wren's game is also on a date with a clerk - the eepy receptionist girl from the SSC atelier
west phoenix
your lactose remember?
I literally have coffee every morning
It doesn't have to have dairy in it, you can get like oat milk. Besides, i prefer just black coffee like an Americano, drip, espresso, etc
Mfers really be ordering 20oz cappuccinos like yes, my mountain of foam to get to my coffee
ancient crag
coffee doesnt effect me, I effect the coffee
wild flame
Coffee does affect me but the effect is it makes me sleepy
dire cloud
Ayo, sup ADHD fam.
wild flame
My body is a machine that turns lisdexamfetamine dimesylate into dextroamphetamine and L-lysine
clever cloud
so true bestie
supple carbon
No fucking idea what any of that is
prime terrace
shh, just act like you know
supple carbon
Totally, you get it man
light mist
(it's vyvanse)
west phoenix
Man today is gonna be a rough day. At least i have lancer but man my job fucking sucks
Back to the job hunt i go :)
balmy obsidian
My body is a machine that turns "user is receiving reminder email fix" tests into "no mails are going through and the surveys are not being saved" 
Hello it is I, the accursed QA
tame tide
(real)
ancient crag
Gotta grab the bastard to keep the box on
west phoenix
"useless box" omg meeee
minor orchid
https://tenor.com/view/useless-useless-box-press-on-and-off-gif-16940302
Keeps the finger on the on forever
tame tide
https://tenor.com/view/useless-useless-box-press-on-and-off-gif-16940302
Grapple it
Can't take reactions
cobalt zealot
No fucking idea what any of that is
My body is a machine that turns Vyvanse into dopamine (and a byproduct)
supple carbon
I get it (doesn't get it)
cobalt zealot
ADHD drug
A prodrug specifically
So you take it and then your body processes it and turns it into something useful
west phoenix
So you're prodrugs? Crazy thing to admit tbh
noble ivy
My body is a machine that's ||too scared to try stimulants due to a family history of addiction...||
wild flame
That's fair
west phoenix
Me with ||psychedelics because of my brief psychosis||
Lancer in... Checks time 5 hours 22 minutes...
clever cloud
Rapidly approaching
cobalt zealot
My body is a machine that's ||too scared to try stimulants due to a family histo...
The first time I tried weed I was laid out on a sofa for several hours
The second time I felt absolutely nothing
I think my brain just decided not to entertain that bullshit anymore
west phoenix
I want to go home raaaagghhh
west phoenix
The first time I tried weed I was laid out on a sofa for several hours
The seco...
Got deflated like that one PSA
tame tide
Lancer in... *Checks time* 5 hours 22 minutes...
Let's fucking goooo