#In Golden Flame
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Alright then i think it'll be good
As written it's like... Here's a 3 combats. That's the chapter. Here's 2 combats. That's the chapter
I'm like isn't this a narrative module???
Theme: war bad
the next 6 pages: Here's 3 combats and nothing else
I do not encourage anyone to use much less read my writing, but at least I'm adding something to Wallflower i guess
oh no... it's like the strixhaven book?
Maybe I'm just way into NHPs and their rights and stuff but reading it as written I'm like "this sounds tragic to every NHP involved here and it's never mentioned"
Naana you know damn well I don't know anything about that

wallflower is just like curse of stradh in that it's by far the most popular module of the system and yet requires a ridiculous amount of modifying to make good
If there was more info on npc interactions maybe you can let PC's talk and hang out, but from what Jenny has told me it seems to lack that spice
I guess it's a good skeleton for an adventure with enough chance to let GM's make into their own twist on it
Man i love giving capellans an express delivery to hell.
Remember the chart, for any other house aim for the legs, for Clanners aim for the center torso and for Capellans always aim for the cockpit.
Hullo people! We talking modules and NPCs and such?
Preferably with a Gauss rifle.
That, and Battletech it seems
Andros Capellan
The Tech do be battling
Sadly Panzer was not here to (ch1) ||kill Capella||
And he will never get a chance to do it again.
i imagine. fortunately i have experience with CoS so if i decide on wallflower i guess i have tons of reading to do
also big excuse to draw egregorians :3
There's plenty of skulls to cave, so I'm not complaining.
We love the moths
Bunana
waow...........
SERAPH
leonard
hi 
Panzer
Also I am kinda glad my group forced me to take a break from GMing for a little bit. I finished one game and jumped immediately into prepping and running Lancer and did not realize I needed a cooldown period. So that's been nice.
Gug
hi 
Lmao, well IGF is a good pick to run, let me tell you
Seraph what are your opinions on PCs with plasma tv heads instead of crts
slaps top of module book
This baby can fit so many NPC dates
any objecthead is good objecthead
usually .
there are certain obvious exceptions
fortnite gamer, leo
I don't know what that means 
does anyone here listen to hit (kinda extremely niche) podcast the silt verses
no, i cant say ive heard of it
the latest:
- hard / heard
LMAO
IGF Fortnight skins when
being bilingual sometimes i accidentally write the dumbest shit as a result of not sounding and categorizing it perfectly in my head
Play as Ipswitch
It's actually Fortnite not Fortnight 
El Fornike
however for some reason at the moment i cannot recall anything in specific
It's Nick at Nite actually
no, IGF Fortnight is the 2-week period in which you get absolutely fucked up by the narrative
Leo, I'm hoisting you
Goodbye, ground
Damn, what a lucky guy
Panzer, I can hoist you too
Oooo, it's raining in the desert
I hoist and hug my friends
Misread that as "hung" and thought you were saying you hang them on the walls like paintings.
actual photo of me getting hoisted.
Bun on Bun hoisting
hung != hanged
Heh, hung
i miss P2P communication and file transfer
i know it's still easily doable, but nobody just has the software equipped
It sounds like it
-# Look I wanted to remain wholesome
Wholesomely hanging people on my wall like paintings 
They all have like, fetch quests. Who the fuck thinks that's fun
One of the characters is: "she is a teacher" OKAY AND??? WHAT ELSE???
Is it all fetch quests?
Funny enough i added so much to that character she's now one of my favorites to play 
No like, please fix a water main that leads you down to a secret cave with baddies like a fun side quest???
She is a teacher and ||we barely know her||
Wallflower does have a lack of baddies, which has not stopped our sapphic player from finding those who are
You can say Eleonor
The art i use for the characters actually makes them baddies tbh, but as written they have nothing to be attached to
Minus a fascist NHP, no 
hmm.
Oh shit really?
Its crazy, they hate each other in a hot way
Ah, the vaunted toxic yuri.
And then he shoved her in a digital box and left her there 
Straight up ||Angry typefucking|| NHPs
The human spirit will force yuri out of anything
Especially men

Fuck you
The teal toxicity is to force it
I hate you
no you don't
Y-yes... Baka
Tsundere

did i MISS nhp YURI
Not really, but i can tell you
I mean, it was meant to be a cute "I want to appreciate you" but I can see how it could come across.
Don't worry I'm just pulling your leg I thought it was amusing
So wallflower is miserable (intended) but the campaing book it's also miserable (not intended)???
i really wanna enter to battletech but idk where to start... ;^;
I kinda thought you were but didn't wanna assume.
There's plenty of lore channels to try them out, or just get into the table top with many of the video tutorials people put out to play the table top. Can try Mechwarrior 5 for a PvE expereince too.
I'm always pulling people's legs, I'm like the monster under your bed but I just want to make silly jokes instead of anything else
Ah, but I've deployed a decoy leg! Haha, get tricked!
If you don't adequately tuck your legs under your blanket i'm grabbing it and going "putting your feet up I see"
insert slapstick Looney Toons trap here
Yeah first i wanna see tje context lore in general then try the tabletop thx for the advice ^^
Happy to help!
It's really cool, i just think it's a bit underdeveloped. There are also a lot of themes that i think add a lot more character and nuance to the story that are just mentioned and then tossed aside
And chapter 2 and 3 just like... Don't exist lmao
Fun combats, that's it
The balance was also really early in lancer, it's really whack for how we play lancer now
Like 8 activations on the board for 4 players is rough and annoying lmao
Damn
... neither of these are wholesome...
That does sound rough
This but with egregorians
Did You Mean: 8x Grunt Beserkers
how far grunts have come (with the rebake especially)
it happened. the Yuri takeover dethroned my own emoji with originally leo's fuckass
on third place lmao


Breaking news, discord user GrayBot is reportedly a happy lesbian robot
What, 8 of those?! Those do 7 damage wtf
Just blow them up
Fragsig came free with your mechsbox
YEAH BUT IM DUMB
Can't
Then be dumb but hack
Die then
I'm very glad I'm running OSR with Valk's point crawl instead of Wallflower for my first experience of Lancer.

I did consider IGF as well, but I want to do it once I have a bit more experience under my belt
"Hmmm, this fighgt is missing something"
"Ah, another 8 grunt beserkers"
"Holy shit - JCH III"
Wallflower has ||12/18/20|| Grunt berserkers across all combats for 3/4/5 players
There's a reason why 4 Grunt Blank became a meme
Man, i need to make a hacker then because wtf is that
El balance se fue de sabatico
I already planned to make a psychomantis adjacent character if i played another lancer game but damn
Mind you, this was before Chomolungma was even a thing.
this was also before a lot of Lancer QOL Talents existed.
Wallflower came BEFORE solstice rain? i had no idea.
Oh yeah, WF was the very first official lancer module. I think it was also the first supplement out directly after the core book
holy shit
However, since it was so early we had very little extra material outside of the core book.
God I feel like some lancer veteran of playing WF just as KTB guide came out I think
i remember playing Wallflower once
i miss my twink robot
Balanced'nt
And ronins
It seems like it's mostly a narrative thing too, not balance. They add ronins for the ||HUC|| and berserkers for ||the machine|| because of lore reasons even if it doesn't work well
Action econ tax, me beloathed
I've also seen the argument that "they can't have barricades because printers don't exist in Hercynia" WHO CARES, MAYBE THEY THROW FUCKING SCRAP METAL ON THE GROUND
||"Here's an ultra and an elite for 3 players"||
||"Oh, you have 4 players? How do I balance this..."||
||"Yeah let's add 4 fucking grunt ronins"||
Let's compare that to OSR
All, you've already seen it
While i want to play this, this book seems somewhat unbalanced?
Maybe it will be to hard for nana
I did not add the grunts to ||regret|| lmao
I was trying to find a good image of a pirate to reply to this, but none of them fit so im just gonna say that here instead
There's a lot of community resources that fix things
honestly my gang steamrolled the Wallflower sitreps
It's mostly what i use but i get a bit silly with it because my players are crazy good
yea, they're undertuned in an unfun way
Grunts in general are not bad, per say.
it's the fact they can still damage dump onto you if you ignore them.
They are ads in a boss fight you can't ignore too much.
(wallflower ch 3 spoilers) ||i have a spec ops rebake avenger (the weapon) with the shotgun that can easily do 10+2+1d6 damage because of how crits and spec ops work. I don't think I'll do it, but i can if needed lmao||
And i don't mean hard in the she can't handle it way, i mean hard in "man this seems like too much work"
||If they pop invis as a protocol their next hit is a crit||
Core grunts can really suck, a lot of them can be just as threatening as their baseline counterpart
NGL, disagree... I don't like grunts
ALSO CHAT
I know... That's what i meant
Me
I find grunts don't achieve much that regular NPCs don't achieve better
I actually will
dont test me
They just take a QA or something to just pop... And the punishmentn is an NPCs worth of damage if you don't
And with 5 players that QA to pop is just meaningless
Oh work update: I've been told that I'm safe from being fired due to lack of communication, but due to lack of communication I don't fully trust that, but i think i should be fine
During this my manager straight up told me wrong information lmao, so pretty much everyone is considering going to HR to dispute this and tell our managers to do their fucking job
even rebake grunts i would prefer to run them as a single activation rather than padding
And as much better designed as they are... The same point still stands with rebake grunts, just the punishment isn't as harsh
They just summoned a new rule to get people in trouble when my manager breaks it all the fucking time
"You need 2 weeks notice to be excused to go to an appointment unless you have manager approval" not only did i have manager approval, my own manager leaves to go to appointments all the time. Pretty much the whole reason I'm in trouble is because i was lied to
I also never got a warning that i was approaching a certain amount of unexcused days off, which they also legally have to do
Well that's just how grunts do.
A vet NPC and grunt NPC both do the same job. However, the grunt is a simple action to remove. Tech attack or AR skirmish. However, the difference is the grunt can be deleted super quick, as the vet has longer time to be alive so you need to think how to stall it, control it, or remove it depending if it has taken a turn or not.
One teaches you that if you leave something along that is mean, you remove it or control it until you can remove it.
I cant wait to eventually Leviathan a poor Grunt that annoyed me
Shooting a grunt with a anti-material rifle + marksman level 2 + nukcab 2 + marked for death (i don't know what more)
Miss
Miss again
The Leviathan spin up with my beloved reliable 5
I dont need to hit to shred the poor Grunt that hit me
Ah, but what if I shoot a howitzer in their general direction?
Hey have y'all ever thought about what npc mech your characters would pilot if they where an npc?
Like
If the usual licenses weren't an option?
Haven't seen that many yet
I thought about evil Serenity piloting a witch. If people won't listen to her as a commander she'll just make them do as she says
Serenity now would be a mirage or scout
death counter
12x grunt bastions with no weapons
WACP
House Steiner is "your commander is the general's son, and is there purely through nepotism" faction
Yes, but he's in an atlas and more guns than brains
They have the money for assault mechs because they keep getting them blown up
Wet ass cat... P....
Thank you, you're achieving what i said
who needs to move when you got unlimited firepower?
Wet ass crunchy pigeon
-# how is it wet and crunchy...
Don't question the pigeon
good mornign hells gate
There shall be no discussion of crunch least….. it summons the gif
But what about the Captain?
Not even him!
soggy crackers
Also known as the government : beach episode
wawa
awawa
chainboosting
Or BEASH episode
awawa
im so happy BEASH is becoming part of the igf lexicon
awawa creatura
For a second i read that as
me when lancer is in 3 hrs and 20 mins
when i'm at the when i'm i'm when the
Come visit the Borealis
where the BEASH is fine and the bishes are finer
AURORA BOREALIS??
Why do u guys write it beash?
The meme is an artificial beach
BEASH?
ch2 ||My SRT’s hotel room was equipped with a balcony with a nature simulator, configurable to a few presets like Beach, Jungle, Cozy Winter Forest, etc. More comfort than nature. Of course our NHP hacked it and unlocked an Eldritch Void setting||
This was before I was aware of the BEASH thing
(I don’t know who first made it but it makes sense)
|| Eldritch void AKA the maximum comfort setting||
||Complete with screams of the mechanical damned||
I'm having fun hyping up my party for IGF (We're still only halfway through Wallflower-)
||Lucy: "Uh... Trace, can I sleep on your side of the room?" Couldn't handle that||
Max, aka Primo from my game, Jerry's Dream Team
DAMNIT
Me when lancer in 7 hours and 35 minutes
christ they're so late now
I know, it sucks for someone who wakes up early
Like at the 2 hour mark i need to be in bed lmao
I've never made or fooled around with NPC templates so am I going to make abominations? yes, yes I will
SPEAKING OF
TITAN Horror, Tier 3 Mech
[ STATS ]
H: 6 | A: -3 | S: 0 | E: 4
STRUCT: 1/1 | ARMOR: 4 | HP: 35/35
STRESS: 1/1 | HEATCAP: 0/12 | SPD: 2
SAVE: 14 | EVADE: 6 | EDEF: 14
SENS: 10 | SIZE: 4 | ACT: 1
[ FEATURES ]
FIRE-LINKED BATTERIES (III), SUPERWEAPON (III),
UNSTOPPABLE FORCE (III), SECONDARY DAMAGE (III),
SOVEREIGN SHIELDING (III), Mutations (III),
DREADNOUGHT (III)```
A fun abomination? 🥺
what in the goddamn is a titan...
I was worried to ask
its from the Field Guide to Suldan
I love template maxing even if it is very impractical and hard to run
Honestly all of that doings really does make me picture a size four enemy
I thought about that
and I think it would be hilarious if Morgana was essentially wearing a flesh exosceleton lugging around a howitzer railgun
also feel free to use this for anything you want to
A flesh exo? Sounds nightmarish
titan horror should've given it away tho XD
;-;
I hardly know her
despite everything, It's still him
Castle my beloved
Oh i know how much ya love Castle
it broke my heart to put that bullet in his head...
YEAH ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I KNOW THAT SOUNDS BAD.
jkjk it's not CASTLE that's dying soon
okay... phew...
but im not saying who it is
I was about to pop my core power and have an Anime Ass-moment intercut with flashbacks to castle
"Notcanon" you forget...I MADE HIM
GRAAH
no wait here he is he's back
he had Feign Death
HE SURVIVED!!!!!!!
why do you all like Castle so much im genuinely so confused
is it the fact he's a big man or
If castle not friend then why friendshaped?
i mean he once worked for Impact Dynamics so
-# I can fix him
I like the big tanky fella type
he doesnt work for ID anymore at least
Castle: Dilf Energy apparently
We fixed him
(ch3) Serenity @ ||Ignatius, apparently||
(ch3) certainly me @ ||iggy boi||
Remember everyone: even if you can't fix them, they can still make you worse. Join the villain side today.
Hot
Evil + Hot = Morally grey /J
they make smoldering good arguments
Finally answering the burning questions
and I won't show either!
because one is a potential spoiler and the other is a comm XD
The bigger the vent crab the bigger the stew
I mean who said that
Vince has seen bigger hoomies come and gone (Probably)
(Speaking of the Great Dane sized Vent Crab)
MY thankfulness is solely directed to Selevan for the artting!!!! And the party members for their suggestions on unique markings on Evil Vince
Evil Fucked Up Bastard Vince....
Saggy Martha... 😳
It's the weakest of the GMS mechs but it's so fun
My biggest problem is that the free brace can't always be used, at least in my case because I'm usually grappling someone lmao
Lately my plan has been pulling them towards me with ferrous lash and then grappling them
But that's gonna change since LL2 I'm going gorgon, but i love big sag...
I know when I get to LL2 the Drake will be coming
Lancer is bad because every week i just want to change my build completely
Lancer is bad because it allows me to live a dream
Lancer is bad because i want to prove so many play styles
Lancer is bad because it makes me indulge in hope-maxing
Lancer is bad because there's no Lancer
If it's called Lancer, who's the lancer in your five man band? (Sometimes four)
what does this mean
I have accomplished
A five man band is an old resource in stories where there are 5 men in a group
The leader-usually the protagonist
The strong one-the one who has the most raw strenght or destructive ability
The smart one-the one who has the braincells™
The heart-the one that joins them together
And the lancer, who is usually a foil to the protagonist and a bit edgier
This was just a joke on how the game and the archetype share a name
The final combat of IGF act 1
Omg
Sorry to interrupt
Don't worry don't worry, congratulations on that
plumed up on a thursday night
Who out pluming they golden flame
I hope you have good rolls
I once again ||Forgot to use commander traits||
I ALSO FORGOT TO USE A TRSIT THAT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE MADE THE PLAYERS LOSE
damn
damn
Right, you forgot wink wink
-# You're a Gm so don't forget you can always have rocks fall and kill everyone
||it was the trait of "everyone in range 3 takes 2 heat"
My party are NOT built for heat, one has 5 heat cap so the party should have just died... 2 players ended on 1 stress after starting on 3 and 4. Every character besides the ghengis suffered stress||
Imagine being able to read

I also love
starting a session to find out whilst you were out of house your fuckingg laptop broke :)
The thing required to run the session
Props to my player who donated his laptop for me to run from and used foundry on his fucking tablet
(It did not work)
Yes
my party has 2/3 mechs with 4 heat cap & are going against a veteran witch next session >:3
this is literally me
That's why you invest in eng
It never hurts upping your heat
[ LICENSES ]
HA Tokugawa 3, HA Napoleon 3
[ CORE BONUSES ]
Superior by Design, Overpower Caliber
[ TALENTS ]
Nuclear Cavalier 3, Walking Armory 3, Gunslinger 1, Crack Shot 1, Stormbringer 1
[ STATS ]
HULL:4 AGI:0 SYS:0 ENGI:4
STRUCTURE:4 HP:21 ARMOR:1
STRESS:4 HEATCAP:14 REPAIR:6
TECH ATK:-1 LIMITED:+2
SPD:4 EVA:8 EDEF:6 SENSE:10 SAVE:14
[ WEAPONS ]
Integrated: Fuel Rod Gun
FLEX MOUNT: Missile Rack / Missile Rack
MAIN MOUNT: Displacer // Overpower Caliber
MAIN MOUNT: Annihilator
[ SYSTEMS ]
Deep Well Heat Sink, LUCIFER-Class NHP x4, Armament Redundancy, Personalizations```
serenity when she's HAD ENOUGH. take 10AP+2d6 burn 
We stepped into ||the magic ship today ||
spoil pls
Eh, I mean, I thought that was non-descript enough, I wasn't going to elaborate
igf combat: assassin tries to sneak up on me and then i just immediately teleport a balor on top of it and it starts beating it to death. i also saved a hostage our GM was going to kill ONCE AGAIN. serenity really is a savior
YOU didnt fix him >:(
what the fuck are they conspiring ...
Wendigo and Castle
Did I tell you all about Betty getting Sunzi LL1 from Loki?
Well, according to Pixel, Betty invented the Blink Charges. She messed around and stuck Sunzi parts in the Barb's roller grenades and made a teleportation bomb.
I also took Prospector at the same time, and I decided that it was also Sunzi tech.
The Accelerate pads and Prospector holes.
i figured it'd explain why you're suddenly getting teleportation grenades from an experimental frame that didnt seem to have that stuff
Yeah, it's neat and grounds our characters in the story.
glad it worked! :]
man... chapter 3 has been rough. we've become so much worse in 2 sessions
how so?
so in (ch3) ||the SOS eleonor added abductees and one of the pirates nearly blew up one of them and serenity went into a rage. she never fires her gun and immediately started blasting her warp rifle and golden hand. she technically has 1 kill but she was about to add 3 to that list. she chased down a pirate running on foot and nearly blasted him with the golden hand, but she cooled herself off (stay cool with a difficulty was still a 20) and gathered him up to bring back to the party||
and now i have a burden :) yippie yippie yippie :)
Oh yea my players also ||kidnapped a Pirate during CH3 (Wendigo)||
As much shit as Serenity talks about Primo ||he nearly died due to some nasty pirate code worms and she lost her cool. We are probably going to kill that guy, along with the one who nearly blew up a civilian||
My more struggle town party has sat down and re-worked their builds and now I'm slightly scared (positive)
goodnight calliope ❤️
Iskander
Based
morning calliope :3
Morning all, bun went for a run
did a kindness for my coworker and got her a cake for her birthday
C:

Good morning cally oh p
are you happy with yourself?
I am a P with myself
It's Leo, he'll just say yes and post joyous like he always does
Chat this person above me, joyous react them.

New joyous just dropped
the joy must spread

What a joyful ocasion

I can't wait. This Sunday, we're going to have the first combat, and I'll be able to move 13 spaces on my first turn, 16 if I Overcharge.
And that's in a Barbarossa
Canler next week
Call of Shutulu
Lanker....
my group just hit the 1-year mark today!
So much Joy
Mildly irrelevant conversation from a different server, also how Howl works
-# I wouldn't mind if Howl pinned me down and ||dealt 6 kinetic damage with flechette launchers, killing me instantly||
every woman's dream
lots of men's dreams too, except some of you are built wrong
enbies are a tossup, as always
Why are you tossing enbys
i love being tossed
hey @noble ivy where's your fruitbat fursona???!
don't have one yet... 
here's mine (although I never 100% established fruit bat but I like fruit bat)
clock's ticking
-# you joke but I would take bat hrt in a heartbeat
h bar t
bat hrt
h batT
wagoogus 🍌
wagoogus 🍌
wagoogus 🍌 ⁉️
wagoogus 🍌‼️


Chat, banana react the person above me
Got baited again
Wat in tarnation
Lucy when sees Howl's next on the tournament:
call her mech a mousetrap
What do you think?
Of course I do
I just serve it alongside bat hrt and remove their labels and make you pick one blindly :D
oh dear
Choose wisely :P
oh christ the buddha no i'm not that mean
yeeeeee daggerheart!
here we waiting if Naana's electricity comes back
-# I'm getting used to some new medication so my focus and energy has been weird this past week
But, other than that I'm doing fine
oh noes, good luck on your power company
or rather their power company
lets hope lets hope
right
in the meantime
Here for you always FutureJuji
time to make IGF Hellfire tournament
:D
It's fine, it's a Friday and our equipment is broken so we're doing nothing at work lmfao
People can't read though and it's pissing me off
stupid people
what are they not reading
mega oof
Full name
-# technically, my full name would be FutureJujiana
I read "Full name" and I hear "Guideon Nataniel Coal"
wuh??!?
Future Juliana
Good day Calliope long time no chat! How's everyone been?
wuh does that even mean, frenchmin...
moth! :D
It means I watch too much Legends of Avantris
And I cannot write that name properly also
yep, that's me. Juliana of the Future
us when Matsci breaks out the 'If target has AI/NHP system' talents for the opfor
Ophtalmofelis...
D&D Animated Side by Side: In BIG Trouble! 🤣 #dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e
All credit goes to Legends of Avantris
Animated by Shoocharu
Animated Shorts: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TLNQWlppMZo
Original Shorts: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dJo0UTJqX8E
Thank you Eleonor you are a blessing 
i watched this clip this morning xD
Love avantris those are some funny goobers
Anyway...
Finally getting to run group A into the meat of chp 2!
I'm going to have to call off Lancer today again ;_;
Awwww
Act 1 Mission 1: ||The Capella fight is going WAY better than expected for the Old Woman Squadron :D - we've got him down to 2 structure 1 stress right now while only taking 1 structure and some stress so far||
imagine being extremely into preparing your campaign session for days before going on holiday but the whole building decides to get a power outage just as you are about to start

Okay there seems to be a coin flip curse on IGF sessions today
I worry for running my session
I believe!
And I believe in the Meow that believes in us!!!
update: ||i realised i was gonna hit 1 stress anyway and decided to full send it to stop Capella from healing by overcharging to break his latch drone. i'm now about to reactor meltdown at the end of my next turn, and im gonna go chase Capella down and detonate him when i explode||
update: ||Andy Cap and me are both gonna melt down at the end of our next turns, one of our number is grappled by Capella, and basically the entire battlefield is possibly about to get walloped by two meltdowns||
How fast things can change 
You still have an exit strategy, right?
Right?
||this is the battlefield rn - Capella's up next to the left hard cover, i'm the mech with the green border near the left of the purple AOEs||
Goodness gracious there's so much going on
||the exit strategy is "the ally grappled by Capella tries to escape, then Capella explodes, then I explode"||
||im gonna eject first, though||
bro's about to ||UNLEASH EIGHT D6 WORTH OF EXPLOSION ON SOME POOR MOTHERFUCKER||
TPK mission 1
and like, im melting down anyway, so im gonna Skirmish, Overcharge Skirmish, move as close to enemies as i can, and then Eject
because fuck 'em
Just like in HA training...
-# Everest strikers when they want to do literally anything...
Every Everest I've seen always sits at 1d6 + 4 overcharge
hello. dm of this campaign. absolutely No idea how we got here but i'll take it
fireworks! :D
the way we got here is that Wert is evil and we have started being evil right back
i'm adding an ultra to every sitrep

and a veteran that only you can see
im throwing brick at you too
how dare ye take all my luck :(
I paid for the whole reactor 
||because him being able to rocket jump into a nasty area would suck for us||
Ok unrelated things because I just started Deltarune chapter 4 but
||HOLY SHIT WHY TASQUE LOOKS SO PRETTY SINGING IN THAT DRESS?!||
||She's gorgeous to start how is this a surprise||
easiest would of my life
look I am just happy the town's funkin'
Won't you take me to-
well daggerheart was traumatizing to my character (and maybe me)
most of their friends died for a stupid reason :D
it looks like the lancer scenario is about similar
my pilot clocks are absolutely rancid
My players hate everyone's favorite cringe lord :)
Hello Calliope, It's time we play Calliope's favorite game!
BEES OR NO BEES?
||S1gn4l|| I will be shooting him with a hmg for daring to move my saggy after a lover committed explosion
My rage is Infinite and Divine
remember to lock on and skirmish with your HMG instead of barraging 
Oh I will
-# now, I know you didn't mean to say "lover" but it would be fucking hilarious if you don't correct it
The fool’s fool is no longer invisible and will meet my wrath!!!! (At 1 hp)
woe, reliable upon ye
I shall not now
you're at full structure stop winging you're fine
I AM DDYINNNNNGGGG

me whenever i structure: "DON'T KILL ME NOOOO"
me whenever i take reliable damage
A hit from a demo and two grenades/exploding mech and several hacks from ||S1gn4l||
real
i pretty much structured myself last combat and i'm like man.... it was for the bit but i don't think it was worth it
i have yet to structure before this, this was the 3rd combat lmao
and it immediately destroyed my ONLY MOUNT
if i didn't run directly at an assault as a sunzi i would have taken a whole 3 damage that combat
I think I won’t be structured if Luck goes first and does the doings
But I also could mentally explode
kill the twink
OKAY CALLIOPE, WHAT WILL IT BE? BEES OR NO BEES?
no bees pls
Raptor my beloved
I should note that half the reason this happened is ||because the Witch fucking blinded me so i couldn’t activate my healing core||
So this chucklefuck said ||I guess I’ll blow myself up||
Also the two everests have basically been having homoerotic transmissions the entire fight
You will be less smug when I ventilate his cockpit :3
I love deterministic damage
Saw this and thought of y'all
I've got a custom exotic with AP and Reliable.
Oh great heavens, bun posting
I wish to show off the lancaster I kitbashed/recoloured for one of my players
I also have a recoloured iskander WIP
love the iskander
i swear most kitbashes i do these days has an iskander piece in it
the balor i just made is like 60% iskander :p
lancer today :)
Agua Fria will return, it's fiiiiiine
Everytime agia fria does it comes back with one less word
lancer....not today
... next week, damn it
Lancer......... next week
Lamncer
Gay morning, flamers!
Lancer tomorrow
They're about to be atomized
what do i do when im not doing lancer stuff???
Many people have been asking this
you should like. dink ur oiter
Do NOT dink oiter during lancer
the fuck? how the fuck am I supposed to stay hydrated??
drink water
dink oiter
dink oiter
We need a new tower of babel there’s too many words
We gotta split up into new languages
Hitting the tower of babel to own the libs
6 trillion dollars is roughly equal to 3 manna
Today on IGF:
-# what in gods name is the Wiggler...
What in tarnation
Hey, and i cannot stress this enough, What The Fuck?
The wiggler... Duh
the wiggler
oh yeah, the dragonfruit creatura
weird dog
That's a crocodile
a horse
pet shaped
COOLEST MAMMAL ALIVE SPOTTED
Finley has purchased a Pangolin
i'll note it's a GIANT pangolin
another featherless biped has been added to the list
are there going to be Vent Pangolins in your timeline now...
No
I just have a giant pangolin
in today's session: I just canonised detroit being launched into space.
It is now canon that Detroit was launched into space to counteract the kleptomania
cant have Detroit
new lancer campaign setting just dropped
detroit?!
awa?
she doesn't have art, more an inspiration
but anyways I support space detroit
The Pangolin has been named Nugget.
what happened to your old partner?
......what happened to your old partner`?
Sele, Morgi would know. He fucking died
Ah THAT ONE
I thought you meant Ana!
I forgot which timeline this was XD
Timelines got confusing
Is Morgana still in super moon prison in this one?
I don't think she's active in this one
-# the real question is which timeline has the most powerful charlotte
I know which one, but she's very unhappy in that one
Suffering Maxxing
I deny it has any relation to me
who is the Prime Morgana then....
also sufferingmaxxing??
You people need to get off the torment nexus
If your characters don't have suffering the dm will suffermax you
Morgana's suffering doesn't come from her
it comes from others suffering around her
and her being unable to help them because none of them go to therapy
Therapists? In Calliope? What is this, a place where people don't struggle for survival?
Morgana is a Therapist by trade! She got a PHD!
And she might be one of the very few in Calliope who are in that specific field, given the lack of stable/healthy minds XD
My therapist is the bottom of a shot glass at the GMS_GENERIC_BAR
My therapist is the handsome fella running GMS_GENERIC_BAR
Celaeno's is pushing everything underneath the blanket of numbness and continuing with her day cause she can't drink
Yet*
Should'nt have a hard time, a lot of people like moms these days
I need a job, and motivation to get a job, and motivation to do mildly uncomfortable things
-# so true
That said I have been known to make unwise purchases
(seriously though why is my body still in stress I’ve barely done anything for so long)
i suppose its fatigue?
Some unmanaged physical or mental health condition, with decent likelihood
for me the same thing you are describing its caused due to untreated adhd so if it doesnt go away with basic stuff (like eating and sleeping enough, going outside and walking a bit everyday) hopefully you can check it with a doctor
Oh adhd was on the list of things to check, the doctor said I had some traits of it but not diagnostic criteria (especially with confusing factors of autism and depression), thus no diagnosis or medication.
Maybe I should contest it? Again?
I do need to get outside more often
(no, we people are bats and moths)
oof, really good luck with that, ive been in a huge battle of that myself. ive been diagnosed with adhd but still not treated, most doctors really confuse stuff or use really old knowledge (i get really high score for ASD diagnosis but im not given it because "im not male nor a minor")
(or owls?)
Yeah sometimes the medical establishment is rough. I got my autism diagnosis young (AMAB probably helped), and if you know about ABA, have a year of that and no good sense of how it has affected me beyond “I act less autistic now.” I suffer.
idk whats AMAB or ABA :(
The latter being an often prescribed autism therapy often criticized for being abusive
I don’t remember it
i scored decently high on inattentive adhd and i was still refused a diagnosis
basically the argument was "not enough to medicate"
meanwhile im left still struggling
I know some providers lie about what they offer because there’s a lot of money thrown at ABA
My parents say I enjoyed it
I was 3
-# im honestly so lost because i have to "self diagnose" just to try and help myself suffer less cuz everytime i go to doctors they just tell me to drink water and be a grown woman; "your parents didnt detect anything so you dont have anything" i dont want to tell how people do their jobs but i kinda want to..? i dont think thats how it works? untreated mild sypmtons can make them worse over the years
yeah… I’m a pushover around doctors too
- anytime i try to get a diagnosis for anything they try to contact my parents to interview them, and then i wonder why i dont get shit done ever ahsdhasdhasd
-# (supposedly I want to get closer to your gender, which is another suspect for my badness why do I want this again)
wait what, im lost
trans yearning
Because I need another dimension to my problems
An aside, sorry for dropping it in without context
aaaa
Another common arena of “doctors why” I’m not that good at fighting in
estrogen fixed my emotional constipation and destroyed my emotional regulation xD. second puberty was a wild trip
i kinda get it around that side, im intersex so i have to deal with like backlash that affect trans people but also not existing for the law and medical records (if i need help for hormonal regulation i have to go to be treated as a trans person, if you dont see it logical i dont either)
Last my doctor brought it up I need to be more emotionally stable before starting it again, it’s hard on the body and I doubt myself into and out of it
Hence yearning despite trouble imagining my body different, etc.
yapping
I am realizing I probably shouldn’t be venting here
I should let the chat return to calliope
dw quill, ill vent
starting estrogen? nah dude do it. the amount of relief i felt the first months of something i didnt even realize i felt was wild
no its fine i just don't want to catch up
oh its the hrt talk
yeah if you want to and have been wanting to you probably should
a few talks
it made me feel much better
as a estrogen haver, i recommend estrogen, estrogen is based
i've been feeling more enby recently but i still like the girl juice
(Well, the first time, I don’t remember much like relief, although it wasn’t bad either, but I got scared of breast growth)
Although I approached it as a enby and perhaps my dose was too low
tbh ive always felt girl and im happy with that :>
-# and fortunately bc im literally immune to testosterone
anti man juice
-# my friends call me "the testosterone vampire, she turns you into a femboy"
I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT
Charlotte in this timeline is slowly going full mom for the whole team
Yes she is very single mom friend coded
We need more group moms indeed
Also, Jenn, Archie is still wild to see Char in her or suit and pop the top button
they had to make her look nice :)
i like that the first reaction was like "are you hitting on me?!" "ew, no. you're too fleshy. i'm trying to help you get bitches"
me enby too
enby isn't necessarily a physical thing
like if it was up to me i'd look fully fem and still be enby lol
This has caused me to drop spaghetti at least two times so far
I like how Char was like, yeah I know I look good but flustered about it so she kept the buttons undone with the tie undone around her neck. I'm pr manager but damn I'm fresh
To be fair, Char in a white suit with powder blue dress shirt and tie is a vibe
You make thirst trap edits on the squad muse account 😭
exactly 
its especially funny its from an NHP who does not think humans are attractive
"I can't be seen next to someone with no bitches, that'd be embarassing"
technically archie has no bitches too, but they're so close to changing that lmao
unsaid yuraoi between them and siren, they're not dating or have done anything... you know
but they might as well be
lmao i feel bad for rushing char
despite archie being absolutely parched i like to think they're pretty respectful about it, like they're not trying to force charlotte to do something she doesn't want to, same with siren
but is a bad influence with ariadne lmao
This is why on the bingo Charlotte is the stabilizing agent of the party.
we definitely needed her the last few sessions have been so chaotic lmao
not Char coming out of her meeting having spent many hours smoothing over the consequences of our last battle before immediately finding out that in her absence the other five members of the party have been involved in a second major act of terrorism in as many days
they're not dating but what they got is monogamous
that may be an issue....
unless they pull the "me and my girlfriend read your code across the bar and like your vibes"
wretched monogamous
I can make that meme, lol
listen you don't know archie but that "nhp4nhp" sticker is on their drone for a reason
Situationship
peak...
Chile
Uruguay

urmumgay
lancer went well smiles widely
:c
:c
:c
oh, is she?
UR mom
made some drones/deployables for the JDT SRT
for context: the mechs they belong to
color is a bit off in hindsight for the hive drone
yooooooo!!
better :)
NICE!
Yoooo
This looks sick as hell but also something about it makes me want to pet it. Weird dog, still looks friendly.
6 days for lancer :)
mood
I desire Lancer
(ch2) ||First turn of first round, the CPR player fires on the ronin and eats his own shot for 18 damage (9 after bracing)||
||I remember my Barbarossa shot the Ronin with an exotic weapon that dealt Explosive and did forced movement. I hit it, he deflected it and failed the save, then I took half damage, voluntarily failed the save and moved myself.||
A small sacrifice
Good morning Calliope!
I got my Lancer today and my players are [CH2 SPOILER] ||SECONDS away from fighting their first ultra|| 
Good dog. Knows many tricks
Today was a good day (for me)
I have hit so many (ch2) ||Thermal lance|| shots it is ridiculous
So much ||burn||
Oh hell yeah! What kinda tricks?
How to devour combatants (seriously this has happened so many times it's creepy)
POV: You think you can mess with her but the German Landsknecht Team member and Sparri Best Friend are right behind her and going to kill you if you hint anything
Right so for (ch2) ||Killer sound|| i asked each of my players for one music track, and i'll allow them to change the currently playing track to theirs when they ||make hype go up||
Frame it as them ||requesting music from the DJ||
Wait Wren is doing the same thing lmao
Absolutely brilliant my liege
Ari and I need to find music to set as our hellfire league theme ...
Sorry boss I think reality's fresh out of those
I was blasting music that fight and didnt let my players lower the volume :)))
Yeah but i did
well yeah, at the end of the day your comfort is priority, but i like bullying yall
The funniest thing is that you had so many lights that foundry was chugging for everyone and when we refreshed it restarted the whole 3 hour long video from the start
"2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3-" is burned into my brain from how much i had to refresh and hear that
And then the sambo percussion
i used to listen to that playlist for months straight. it's so fucking hype
no wait
Which perfectly sums that up because you were trying to kill us lmao
Didn't you have like 4x combat budget
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