#In Golden Flame
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Vent Crab smoothie
OH god, imagine the pulp
i'd rather not
you already did
i am forcing it out of my brain
vent crab energy drink
Imagine a smoothie that tastes and feels like broken rust metal shards…
crunchy
the gymbro smoothie
Hey! I make good protein smoothies. I have a breakfast one that is really simple but really good
do you eat unseasoned chicken and white rice?
I mean, I don't do rice. I do quinoa. Much better protein intake and less carbs
damn, didn't know that
i do do rice and no, unseasoned chicken is a crime to nature
Yeah, most seasoning is harmful to cats anyway
Personal food take, on the topic of meat opinions:
I don't understand the appeal of steak
agreed
Like, maybe I've just never had a good one, but considering the price, I can't see a good one being worth it
Now, pork, pork I love. Delicious, and also slightly more morally defensible in that the pig would probably eat me if given the chance
i do like pork chops, especially borderline overseasoned
I’m also sure a cow and chicken could kill and eat me if given the chance
So, in Australia, beef is the default for sausages
AH ES LOMO
lamb is... goated
okok, El lomo es bastante bueno cuando lo hace un parrillero experto (mi papa)
that's my opinion
Im boring, never eaten lamb or pork
i live near a lot of greek restaurants so i've had a bit in the last few years
-# how have you never eaten pigs they’re everywhere/J
Okay, no joke who wants my Breakfast smoothie recipe.
send it
👋
i mean i have eaten pork but i don't think jamon qualifies as pork in this conversation
pork can be good but not pork chops imo
i should stop reading this convo im only getting hungrier
2 cups dairy product. (Whole milk is a personal favorite)
1 cup of oats
1 frozen banana, include peel.
2 tea spoons of natural creamy peanut butter
1 scoop of preferred protein powder (Chocolate or Vanilla is best)
Add honey if want a bit of extra sweetness.
-# Oh shit… that’s really close to how I prepare my smoothies
....including peel sure is a choice there
I mean it's optional
weirdly enough it's very similar to mine as well
I include peel because the peel adds texture and flavor
I find this funny, because as an Australian with an English father, in hindsight the only savour food my dad was good at was stew
I’ll try it with the peel next time I make a protein shake
sadly dads only know how to cook one type of thing and nothing else /j
the boss said they needed to work on their cardio
i'm hungry but i'm too sick to eat rn 😭
Everyone here be like hungry
that sucks
Eating healthy is kinda difficult when you're (mildly) allergic to all uncooked plant matter
I just downed a roy rogers I'm vibing
hipo here is a chef, he will lose most of his recipe's if he becomes a dad, don't tell him though
i consumed something with way too much dairy for its size and i've been sick from it all day
my poor tummy ain't built for this
it was nonfat milk too, way worse for lactose intolerant peeps
-# chef is a stretch-
I just looked up what that is, sounds good
Downed a who??!?
HIPO HERE IS A CHEF
i am at once a little bit hungry and a bit adverse to putting food in my mouth
It's a very easy mocktail
I looked up Roy Rogers’s and all I found was a drink and the guy it was named after
Coke, grenadine, and some cherries
Not a fan of maraschino cherries. Do you think it'd work with sour cherries?
I should try learning some mocktail mixology…
hipo already finished pasta 1
I'm sure sour cherries is fine
frogo te voy a hacer a la parrilla si seguis hablando(?)
but what about anti-pasta?
me amenazan
it's either Charred pasta or dessert pasta
I believe i make some good burgers
what the fuck is a desert pasta, is it made from sand
My housemate makes Assassina pasta pretty regularly
Wikipedia says it's called that because the first people to be served it joked the chef was trying to murder them with how spicy it is
Fireee
sweet pasta
i'm unskilled at both, but i suspect i'd be a better baker than chef
i'm too tied to recipes
to be fair, Assassin's spaghetti is real good
was he?
Ezio Auditore Da Firenze makes you some pasta asmr
no, the poison was in the wine /lh
If you love timers, yes
mostly i want hot meals that don't take too much effort
(but not zero effort when i want to focus on it)
my mom does most cooking in the house anyways
just let the dough do the work :>
man just read the ban log and it was a fun ride (short but funny)
My partner has been on a breadmaking kick recently
Sourdough adjacent
She's using greek yoghurt in it
Last one had dried dates and apricots in it
sounds tasty
Rad AF
OOH....
food talk today... 
We had a few bread disasters along the way though
One where it accidentally got ripped in half part way through cooking
Never before have I encountered a fully cooked loaf of bread I would describe as Wet
bread is like that haha
early night for me. i haven't been able to eat and i feel weak so i'm just gonna sleep it off 😭
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood moooooooooorninggggg Calliope!
Hallo
Morn'!
Good noon
good evening to y'all
Morning calliope, evening jamjar
good timezone everynyan
Good meowning discord kittens
Buli
Apart from that
Thats about it
Its a froggy morning where i live today. Perfect weather for (ch3) ||visiting the crone||
froggy
February 22nd, 2021
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Morning Calliope
a what
You heard me
You heard
wait
meow which one is it help
ok sorry i'm correcting it
Sorry is it disrespectful :(
Nah lol you're just dumb as hell
I'm trying...
Good morning y'all, how we doin?
I am doing stupid as usual
I'm doing alright, got some chai
I am flicking through tabs and videos restlessly while I try to figure out what I'm actually trying to find
I've heard good things about Chai, I've never given it a fair shot because I keep forgetting to buy tea for myself to try it instead of going to coffee shops.
barely slept, anxious and depressed, would love some chai
Eleonoooooor
leo
I'm happy to see you 
Hm, maybe I should try to start writing that She-Ra fanfic I keep thinking about.
-# I can't believe you turned the moon into a girl
Always has been.
I'm also starving and depressed and tired. Today is already annoying
You are here and I am happy 
damn, hope you get to eat something
My lactose intolerant ass (literally) is having a rough time :(
sad
I got caught playing a game all about food last night and hearing Eleonor taunt me by crunching and slopping on every damn chip she ate
Apparently she just can't chew
(ily Eleonor)
chewsday
no no, you're right. every time i eat i end up with a ton of food on my shirt
very aesthetic (I say living in the somerset countryside)
anyway I need to go read my mum's book or she will murder me
i have my physical copy now after all!
buuny!
I saw that any attempts to do the full version of this were terribly out of sync so I made one that wasn't. Happy Out of Touch Thursday!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BanchoArt
Edit: Happy 100k!
Edit again: Happy 1 million! Happy I made a video that resonated with so many people!
God she's so joyous I love it
It's from a comm a while back.
When she hit you with the :D look
I don't say it often but i love Char lots, along with all of the characters and owners of the characters here c:
Also funny thing I've realized in Wren's game: i originally played a version of Serenity because i thought it was funny if a lot of the cast was returning characters AND because Charlotte needed someone who was more normal to wrangle up the group, but now Archie is probably the biggest troublemaker of the group.
My original character concept for Wren's campaign was "what if former Hell Hound Ultron was a good guy" (later i probably would have made them part of the (ch3) ||knights of the dark core, i just didn't know they existed yet)|| and that character would have been so much more chill 
And it's better cause I gonna play MTG with a pal
in 2 days
Lancer

Happy moments :>
that's rough buddy
Same Quill. Its a rough day for everyone apparently
Eating for the first time in like 16 hours :)
The food tastes better when hungry anyway
ouuugh, hurts
I honestly stole the luck today
No class
god dammit
THANK you I was waiting for this 
yeah couldn't leave you hanging
I'm gonna die today 
oh god... is the pumpkin spice still kicking your ass
hydrogen pumpkin vs coughing meow
Probably, dairy fucks me up particularly bad because of other gastrointestinal issues, but it may be something else
Maybe in combination with being lactose intolerant
I know you said you tired eating and it made you barf
but have you tried drinking a smoothie or protein shake? maybe its better to have something liquid
If I had a raptor 4 for everytime I met someone with lactose intolerants or something adjacent to it that eats diary products and pays for it I'd have enough for a small skirmish game of a tabletop
Eh even water isn't doing great rn, but I'll try electrolytes
Yeah but this shouldn't have had dairy, especially that much
Like I'm safe about it because i know how bad it will fuck me up
Meow told me that a lot of latte syrups are basically lactose concentrated
Enough goons for the spoilers from campaign ||the Steele Dome||
stay hydrated as best you can. That's the biggest risk and biggest source of health issues from having an intolerance episode
look being lactose intolerant is an inconvenience. Living without cheese is a hardship.
I'm aware of that but I just find it incredibly odd how many people I know that have the intolerance and wolf down diary products.
Yet another reason i drink black coffee
A friend of mine is very lactose intolerate and she gets so mad she Vtuber hits her desk and downs a pint of ice cream
Only Vtubers can hit desks now?
No I mean it's the Vtuber variant of banging her desk
where you hear dirty dishes rattle on the table
I have Gatorade. I'll be fine, been through this before. Gonna be an ornery lancer session with both Eleonor and i in a miserable mood (if we even play)
I had an ex who had celiac disease and would intentionally order pizza and stuff or other gluten things and just take himself out of commission for a few days
And he kept doing it
the pizza couldn't be that good
Insert little ceasers meme here
as someone wiser than me said, Little Caesars is good in a way
it doesn't lie to you, it's hot and it's ready, no one said it's good
you just reminded me of a tumblr post that floored me
I can't find the exact post right now but it said something like:
"I wonder if any incels got some self realization after the manic pixie gamer girl vtuber of their dreams started to talk about how weird they felt that week and described the exact symptoms of scurvy"
It hits diff when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you otherwise (i am bitch)
IM SORRY WHAT???
I don't think i fully understand that sentence and idk if i want to
WHAT
HOLD UP
NO
That's... SO much worse
My partner has celiac, that shit kills people
the allure of the forbidden.
Eating it regularly means his whole system is too wiped out to even cause that big of a response. Which also means it can't fight off disease at all, his guts can't process anything right (think lactose intolerance but for all sugars) and al sorts of new and exciting cancers start to play. Like sure you can eat a pizza and not drop dead, but you're making your future so much worse. Do you want Lupus? this is how you GIVE YOURSELF LUPUS
oh god that's waaay worse, celiac is no fucking joke.
The longer you go gluten free with celiac the more extreme the effects of one dosing are. My partner has been laid out for two days because of cross-contamination. Maybe a single crumb. Eating a full slice would probably send them to the hospital. BUT they're a lot healthier and happier gluten free.
Currently im thinking about kitbashing some junker rigs for fun, but do y'all have any frames in particular you're looking for?
Yeah bro was straight up destroying his body and i didn't realize it
(im bored and if fallout gets boring i'll swap)
And i thought i was self destructive 
my mum has celiac (well it's probably celiac anyway, given what it does to her) and yeaaaaaah
A spite with a radio tower welded on top
the effects are worse if you're successfully avoiding cross contamination for longer but also eating gluten will make everything worse if you do it. My mum is currently having to get progressively more strict about gluten in the kitchen because cross contamination is becoming more and more of an issue and she really doesn't want to get ME again.
I think i might.
if she ate a pizza it would probably kill her for all I know. She'd certainly be asleep for a week straight.
Its almost comical
A whole ass pizza
Anyways I'm headed home and I'm gonna try to eat again
And i need to be tucked into the purrito because man am i weak
When we got the diagnosis we turned our home 100% gluten free. Cleaned the whole house twice. Threw a bunch of stuff out. Not just food but also utinsils and appliances that we wouldnt' be able to fully clean. I disassembled our stand mixer and scrubbed every component before reassembling. Torched the seasoning off of our cast iron collection and hit them all with a wire brush until they were bare shining iron,, and reseasoned with fresh oils (had to toss the open ones, never know where flour might have poofed around)
I had just mastered baking sourdough baguettes too...
wraps you up
lays you down
lil kiss on the forehead
Nooooo
I am going to nap.

I would love an Ada fa- i mean baguette
gnight
Who up eebying they deeby
Well... spoilers for my players ||Denial of Service incoming... time for march of the moas as BG Music. Also god Pixel's token of S1GN4L is soooo badass heh||
:3c
every time someone mentions my tokens i get a genuine smile on my face, so thanks for that :]
All I need now is... gettin' in character for that bastard
The ||troublesome twink||
The ||YeeHaw troublesome twink||
it does not help I made theme song choices for all the boss encounters
ttrpg songs…
(Something I understand the appeal of but I don’t particularly enjoy and don’t like prepping)
who's the bastard in question
we'll see
My party had plenty a joke at his expense
I love finding music for ttrpg sessions
I wanna hear how you and hipo handle it :)
i love finding music for the characters
though it's never an active search
This Saturday™
if it's an enemy probably to try and shoot it while galletin character aurafarms over it /j
i loooove getting appropriate music for a scene
to the point it's usually what inspires me to play it out a certain way
hitting random on the music play list and making the boss act in accordance to the music
holy shit broke the seeder cycle
THE NAME LOSES MEANING IN SPANISH
👀❓
I did make a playlist for combats, and use playlists for all major hub locations in Calliope
its quite nice
And I may have Char's playlist on standby for personal reasons c:
Charlotte's spotify!
oh
@thorn hinge @polar glacier tagging you since I'm pretty sure you're the one who made the isometric maps (?)
Look what i found :0
Can be used for both narrow/wide isometric, or cube-hexagon-isometric if you're drawing the isometric grid a bit bigger
hehe yeah
This is a trick some people use to run iso with square grids in, say, roll20. You set the grid to hexagons and it maps to a virtual iso grid (you make the system grid lines invisible and you need your art to have a square iso grid) and the hexes line up with squares on the virtual grid.
Also not all isometric is built the same. "true iso" projection is when the axis lines are all equally spaced, that is, all 120 degrees. But a whole family of pseudo-isometric projections can be formed by skewing this. That grid paper is "flatter", the XY angle is greater than the XZ and YZ angles (assuming a z = up orientation (handedness not applicable))
The Grape Juice Isometric module for foundry supports both true iso (the default) and duometric iso (a variant where the XY angle is defined by two lines with a 2:1 and 1:2 slope angle for an XY of 126.87 (more common in video games)).
An extremely rough measurement suggests that your graph paper is close to an XY of 152 degrees. Which reminded me of something... Fallout 1+2. Those games actually use a trimetric pseudoiso projection; the YZ angle doesn't equal the XY OR the XZ! All three are different! But the XZ angle? That's 152 degrees.
Okay that's enough math for one day I'm tired.
back to flirting with cuties
anytime 
Damn late Ada surprise attack
Like I said this morning, work's been hell ><
Haven't had much time for discord unfortunately
Born to dilly dally forced to lock in
damn
Mood
unfortunately dilly dally is too comfortable
It is done 🫖
our normal ass guy gained a whole 8 stress from it
serenity gained 4 this session
1 was, funny enough, (ch3) ||from seeing the fucking weather witches do their dumb shit and they managed to rewire their whole setup to display on the buttons. like man she wanted to live on a planet since she was a kid and these guys are here FUCKING AROUND!!!!||
i rolled a 3 on a stay cool check so she fucking went off on them
(ch3) ||and primo got an 'amulet' to protect him from serenity's hatred||
HUH
:))
-# that guy was [CH3] ||fucked up by the crone so hard I think he forgot how to blink by the end of it||
serenity has been real mean this chapter man and it's only getting worse
Rn she's debating if she even wants to stay in Calliope. Like narratively she has to, but she is so close to just packing her bags and leaving
Leaving is expensive. She'll need money.... So maybe one more mission.
just One Last Job™
Blood Money: A Lancer Mercenary Guide
Blood Money's so fucking good
It's insane, i fucking love it
i'm kinda wondering if i should explore this angle myself
i'll see what happens after today's session, once we finish [CH1] ||exploring the Tachyon||
If I Need A Payout to Leave is where you want to go, there's an angle on chapter 4 that works nicely for that
that does seem quite far away
she's basically very spooked about the implications of where we are right now spell out
i've been conspiracymaxxing like mad
like 4 diff ones so far
Its a fun narrative! Especially if you're a spoiled brat with the world of a place you've never been placed upon your shoulders :)
It was fun during (ch3) ||the crone describing how what she felt in the house wasn't something creepy like an old musty house, something horrific, etc. It was a place in a brightly lit meadow with cool breeze blowing in because knowing she'll never get to experience a place like that makes her unbelievably depressed||
I accidentally posted this in the wrong channel, it's act 2 spoilers
|| I made this for the train station fight in the ID chapter, I'll upload it to the drive link on the GM-Resource doc
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/712120091915059271/1415993366105165896/image.png?ex=68c53a16&is=68c3e896&hm=408d5b08e35948cce2bfbf9dfe2cf14a65ed11aa30955a017c25783a71555461& ||
more Act 2 Spoilers!
||and for when it breaks:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/712120091915059271/1415992995932536913/image.png?ex=68c539be&is=68c3e83e&hm=f436840be9fe43867850aaaea099ac78c37691025ece44c982257056857ce17b& ||
Time's on my side 
Morning calliope
Today I have my CoS session but I woke up feeling everything wrong in my body 
Migraine + most probably food intoxication

Oops, even more Act 2 spoilers ||The Rodericke Steele badge from Davis "Davis" Davis's art
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/712120091915059271/1415992548367011860/image.png?ex=68c53953&is=68c3e7d3&hm=2b0424e807c0a0ff7400de6aa2d8d0273144f8d2b41b53ee6ce9f8abb755de36& ||
oh shoot, this was the wrong IGF channel
Dave?
dave strider from hit webcomic homestuck
Yes! Kind of. She's been making so many enemies and is omega big sad recently
Damn
The party is finally butting heads and it's great, it only took an actual year. Both of our normal ass guys got traumatized last session, while Serenity, Elizabeth, and Primo are all bickering
Big Damn
have fun last session?
Lots
(ch3) it was really funny going from || actual magic bullshit with the crone to some mumbo jumbo with the weather witches. Serenity went from terrified of the crone to pissed off at the witches real quick. Turns out their "anti Serenity amulet" they gave Primo actually works||
the worms
Serenity complaining
|||weather witches are no frauds smh||
Bullshit, ||they somehow wired the function of a monitor into their buttons bruh. That's hilariously incompetent. Serenity felt the sunshine on her skin and tried to be nice and hopeful, but eventually realized that they need professionals there lmao||
Good morning Calliope! My commissioned art has been finished! Meet Vivianne and her NHP best friend!
||and do you now have control over the weather thanks to them?||
||they can summon lightning on our enemies which is pretty cool, but she just wants to see this place terraformed. She did, before seeing that at least, and is now realizing that she probably just has to leave Calliope||
(act 3) ||cultist serenity arc? act 3 serenity is gonna be awfully fucking conflicted upon seeing the actual near limitless power of feather||
hey chat have a little teaser for NHP thing i am working on 
[don't look my guys]||maybe that's an idea for an npc in my game...||
igf really said square the fuck up nerds
A FRIEND DID THIS FOR ME FOR FREE IM YELLING
Nana telling you to git gud i can't believe it
||SIREN?!||
Nice!
oh dear!
it goes... lancer tomorrow!
This week has mostly been my two tabletop groups setting up for short games we're gonna run while a player takes an extended leave. Neither game is Lancer(unfortunately) but I'm looking forward to both of them!
Hope it's a fun one! Try to make em sweat a bit lol
They going against ch1 spoilers ||S1GN4L, you know what's commin'!||
That's right pals we going against the ||Redacted||
Gonna shoot something i guess
Morning Calliope
hi hi
hallo Calliopeans
Morning!
Goof afternoooon
We're all goofs here
Damn
I caught up on the other thread first and had to do this before I came here. Glad to see I wasn't the only one.
This annoys me
good

-# ohhhh it's a home stuck reference... I thought you were making a weird joke about steele ascending to godhood or something...
The only thing he'll ascend to is a Waste of Space
JOY
Serenity became hated by the whole party because of last session 
everyone disliked that
omg what did she do
Spoilers, my dear amphibian
amowhat
Fuck you
Can I see
I talked about it last night but i can repeat it
Tl;dr Serenity is a spoiled brat and went off on some actually nice people about how incompetent they are (i rolled a 3 on stay cool)
And she's been mean during mission 3, the whole situation is striking a nerve that she has been ignoring for a long time
(ch3) ||she asked the crone privately if she could help her leave Calliope||
So Mission 3 is the part where Serenity and Léo's paths diverge 
For sure
Elizabeth broke her last session, she was trying to force her optimism as she always does and Elizabeth was rude to her and said that this place is shit and when she met ||the weather witches|| it hit her how true that really is
hold up
There
(ch3) ||So at some point during the mission, team Leviathan arrived at a village that was just raided, with a lot of dead people. By the time they got here whatever fight there was to be had was already over, and in the aftermath all they could do was help bury the dead, help the wounded, or reassure the rest. Invader has no medical knowledge, can't lift a shovel to save his life, is not good with grieving people, and he can't bear to look at dead bodies, so he spent the entire time they were here curled up in his mech and sulking. When Sam came to him to assure him that he can help, he snapped at him, yelling that he had promised himself he'd stop running away after what happened last time they were on a mission, and now the first time there's something to be done he immediately chickens out.||
So the one time Léo actually snapped at someone during mission 3 is because of his own failings
Well, funny enough, this is all Serenity's failings. She's actively destroying herself and all of her relations
downwards doomspiral
Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooown
He's been on an upwards climb since then though
keeps doubling down on the optimism and it's worked so far
(ch3 nor Eleonor players) ||despite wanting to stab Ignatius at the start of this chapter the cultist Serenity arc is looking more and more likely||
looking at all of this acting as if i understand even though i don't
Now ||Serenity and Léo will have to fight during the crossover event...
||
marvel vs capcom
||Ooh, this makes me want Serenity to meet Rosé Bottle...||
||also on the topic of crossovers if Serenity goes cult and ever meets Kat Tastro Phe she's gonna kick serenity's ass||
I can't believe a fellow bnu got bulied 😔
||she doesn't want innocent people to get hurt! She dislikes the cult for that but she understands the hard reset aspect of it||
||Meanwhile Léo is both mad at the hurting innocent people and the hard reset||
||I didn't think of this when I first made Eruca but I now think that in most timelines where she's not a player she would be with the cult||
writes that down
please do

||I think it's so interesting to make a PC that, if things were ever so slightly different, would be on the antagonists side||
||she thought she could fight to fix Calliope, but it seems like it was flawed at the start. She and everyone else deserves better||
||pretty much this, yeah||
That's why I made Morgan 
In any other timeline, she is. But as a player character? He isn't.
I don't care if Calliope is a sunken cost falacy, almost every timeline Charlotte will try to make it better.
we out here hopemaxxing
always hopemax
I'm just here to make real steak.
Just grilling
[BUNZI PLAYERS KEEP OUT]
I should explain my reasoning for Eruca ||joining the faith|| if she wasn't on the SRT
||While I still don't have the exact details of her backstory nailed down, I know that she was part of a clone rebellion in some SSC controlled system right before the fall of SECCOM. She was mortally wounded near the end of the conflict and was put into a cryo-pod in order to survive. Then somehow it found its way to Calliope.||
||Eruca was in a fragile mental state right after she woke up so if she woke up anywhere other than Hell's Gate it would probably break her||
I shall grill by any means necessary.
bro is here to rob Steele of his cows
oh no the Three Cows
Three cows are the only thing necessary to make more.
...was serenity from a core world/better off diasporan planet?
i remember she was from the space germany/teutonic space?
have you read act 2?
Correct
Three cows are a reference to a saga in lancer general like 5 years back
ask there for a legendary chain of messages
[Act 2 spoiler] ||If you're talking about the person on the three sisters, than oddly enough but I actually came up with Eruca's backstory before I read the Act 2 drafts. ||
after fighting through connection issues Old Woman Squad returns to (act 1 mission 1) ||the Tachyon||
||I did the exact same thing when helping one of the players in my first igf come up with their backstory lmao||
||we spotted a paracausal anomaly inside (which promptly vanished) of a garishly painted mech, which i happen to recognise as the Biden Blaster, one of the mechs from the other IGF campaign our GM runs||
What’s funny is for Elizabeth the exact opposite happened (tho I don’t fully get to express it) ||everything on this planet is shit, and it’s certainly not where Elizabeth wants to live, but meeting the witches reminded Elizabeth of how the people of hells gate are also trying to make the best of a bad situation, and that joy and whimsy can be found even in bleak places, and because of that she love the witches||
in short, im having a ton of fun with ch3
Also ch3 ||has the best muse chatter response||
(still act 1 mission) ||the Music Man, Mr. A Capella himself, has arrived||
||time to get our asses melted by 21 burn per turn||
||im never going to forgive you kaitave 😔||
||also wow we fr spent an entire session just fucking about with the paracausal BS on the Tachyon||
Oh dear, the fight!
(Act 1 mission 1, specifically)
Act 1 is the whole book, it's a bit overbroad as a spoiler tag outside of specific circumstances
well, lancer tomorrow
As you should
oh lmao whoops, good point - i meant mission 1 yea
HEY! YOU THERE!
Hope you have a good day, and you have good rolls
Story appropiate rolls
Hope you have character defining rolls
And a goodnight
i did not roll above a 10 last session, it was great
it actually made the session so much better
I still can't believe I got a 30 on that Charm roll last Sunday.
I hope i have decent rolls tomorrow, i haven't rolled a crit yet i think
And i also hope whatever hipo has prepared for us rolls above a one on his first Structure check
"Every Lancer strike team needs a grungler"
A what
Damn
Hello I am really into Warhammer
I have some random fun facts about guns
ah, Trace
Hello calliope
lancer tomorrow!
wassup
Lancer tomorrow that's what's up
get mech’d
I plan on shooting
I plan on entering in mech fights
Damn
Damn, did you break some glass?
Apparently because I had the same kind of rolls last combat, I didn't roll higher than 10 a single time
Void's been like, fucking fine
Getting 10+ consistently
I think our team has gotten good rolls for Athena's tech attacks and like. One good roll on the HMG.
We have just been getting fucked repeatedly by the dice
I'm seriously fucking mad
You can do a few things, nothing that will certainly work but for the supersticious mind it helps
Roll 100 d20 right now to burn the bad luck
Pray
I'm so sorry ;v;
Burn some incense (i don't do this one the incense fucking hurts me like the evil spirit i am)
Pray some more
Then if it's still bad, cry
Or maybe find some goodluck charms
We love Trace in this Calliope :>
But besides, im sending you some of my luck, hopefully it's good
i would send you mine but lord knows i need it
i haven't rolled above a 10 in 2 sessions 
I usually roll well, my last roll was a 10, and i haven't really used my luck this week, im sending it your way
finally got a 17
Nice, now don't say anything about it, that's inviting bad luck
i started to fangirl too much over a yuri drawing of hornet with another npc (planotic) and a friend reacted with this
so be free to use it
ah yes, yuraoi
I prefer the term Youch
my lovely boywife and my girlhusband 
you fucking would, wouldn't you

yaori
which one is the pitcher and which one is the catcher
idk if anyone has ever heard that god awful phrase before
Oh shit cool!!! Thank you!!!
This was super duper cool to read
Starting the final fight of ch1 next session
My PC was having multiple panic attacks and then i randomly rolled a nat 20 on a difficulty invoked stay cool check and now she’s eerily calm
good luck levs!
us of the old woman squad have begun rampantly conspiracy theorising about (act 1 mission 1 spoilers) ||the Tachyon and its NHP, as we're preparing to fight Capella||
||current leading theory is that at some point in the future RA shuts down the blinkgates and the omni, which would explain why they were developing tachyon-based FTL travel and maybe why ThirdComm collapsed into FourthComm. jury's out on what a PROMETHEUS-class is exactly, and what it wants if it still has the capacity to 'want' anything - maybe it's an eidolon? we're just not sure||
||though this is all OOC speculation, i dont think any of our characters know about eidolons at the very least||
The Leviathan Rises the wuthering waves
and also Name Pending is at it too
Time for YeeHaw
Lancer today
Lamner
Yeah… none of us…
Panzer
chat, joyoys this amazing artist above me

joyous deployed
you can't just say that without posting the art
:3
ITS JUSTR YAS9UDSAHNASFBASUFASHDFASBDSADAS
I NEED A GIRL TO DO THAT TO ME 
have you finished her quest?
when im done i will do the speedrun and steel soul, most likely at the same time
i cant wait to do skong randos personally
speedruns require little deaths to no deaths, so i can do both at the same time
and im already very good at going hitless in bosses, including the final boss

tbf deathless isn't super conducive for speedrun practice but they should be fairly similar for actual speedruns
personally I go kinda feral over the way all the act 2 automatons talk and move tbh
deaths can be good for speedruns ngl, mostly used in hk speedruns bc of the shade skips, but all my speedruns have rather been without deaths. did the same in hk.
how so?
yeah shade skips (cocoon skips) seem like they'll be less of a thing in this because the cocoon can't move but on the other hand cocoons being a silk refresh makes them very useful casually
i was crazy back then WHEEZEEEE
something about their particular brand of stuttering indecision over what word to use to express themselves with and their generally jerky yet fluid movements just do something for me.
pretty sure people will calculate where the cocoons spawn but idk how useful they can be
oh im sure there will be some cocoon skips discovered but they seem fundamentally less useful for skips than shades were
oh yeah i hate how the big automatons with shield do that too, the little step back they do all the time almost ruined every time i wanted to go up to that song with the puzzle
||second sentinel and twelfth architect my beloved|| 😳
also do you have any tips for ||first sinner|| I haven't started seriously trying to beat them but I ran into them and was like (a) this is totally true ending content isn't it and (b) oof ouch my bones in going to try this fight later
||OMGGGGGGG I LOVE SECOND SENTINEL AAAAHHH||
my son
my beloved
hmmm what are you struggling with?
||honestly i had so much fun with FS that i did her in my 4th try. actually, hold on||
Skill issue
probably my second fav fight (after ||phantom||)
this is something i did while fighting FS
mostly just with reliably hitting the bastard
although tbf I haven't practiced the fight yet
i can export the video where i beat her so you can see what i do
but basically i literally harass her
wheeze
nah no worries (a) im on data rn so I'll need to watch it later and (b) im not actually sure if the fight will be that brutal (although you're evidently better at the combat than I am)
I might dm you if I end up really struggling (it's refreshing chatting about it with a player at a comparable point in progression)
(all my friends are at the start of act 2 at the latest)
||the fight is not that bad at all, its pretty much like a dance and mostly the sounds are key to know what she is going to do next. the best best best thing to do is try to be next to her all the time to stop the sudden healing she is doing.||
good to know (and yeah, like all the best fights in sk and hk, it looks to be a dance-like one)
||and the video basically shows me parrying her frenzy attack within the same second, so like 3 parries and then a free hit to FS||
it's interesting how I feel HK is at its best vs large bosses whereas SK is at its best vs smol hitbox bosses

oh yeah when the boss is fast hornet feels amazing. sadly the game has too many arenas and bosses with a bazillion minions.
tbf minions I find are rarely a big problem
they're more just a skillcheck to see if you're using your silk skills and tools properly
oh yeah they are mostly, its just that depending in the battle they can side track you too much from the actual boss if you get confused
i love the platforming in silksong, its a pitty so many people dont
yeah same
the diagonal pogo for me is so fun
I like the diagonal pogo in combat but I do prefer reaper for hardcore parkour still
it just tends to be more forgiving if you cock it up
only time i have prefered reaper for pogo was while doing the delivery missions
i just cant take a single miss
||mount fay|| my beloved evil evil map
||the mount fay delivery|| is the only one i didnt do first try
its kinda a shame that, even with the reward buff, most of the deliveries are just not worth the time.
let alone the risk
indeed, i hope they increase the reward. i hope they increase the rewards overall in the game. so many stuff only open a door or just gets an npc to say "ty"
it feels unrewarding for the level of difficulty it can have
yeah, the rewards for stuff is one of the few areas I do feel needs pretty clear buffs
that and maybe some generally higher bench density
im okay with benches and even that most of them are under paywall
just like... make... money be easier to get by ahah
the only time i had to grind geo in HK was to get the lumafly lantern. i cant count how many times i had to grind rosaries in SS
oh it's not a big deal for me, and I'm totally cool about the paywall. I'm just glad the economy doesn't cease to be relevant once you hit the midgame like it did in HK
oh yeah @last leaf here, this was ||my 4th try at FS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDNucjH9BUI||
I will watch when I get home!
I've only had to grind rosaries once (and I've lost more than I've ever had to grind I think) but also I'm not someone who ever feels compelled to buy everything from a shop asap
i have emptied all shops LMAO
and I have probably effectively grinded during some boss runbacks due to sheer number of attempts 
oh I've done that now, that's what that single grind was for - grabbed about 3k to do it.
the only runback i got super used to was the last judge one tbh, wasnt that used with the combat there yet
now i can do that runback like a speedrunner lmao
wasn't too hard with the songclave - memorium run
I bow before your superior gaming skills
tbf LJ's runback wasn't that bad for me but I was doing it reeeally late
ahshsah
but yeah i think i have good experience for everything in act 1 - 2 so if you need help you can ask
im getting into act 3 in a moment
(also backup your act 2 save before going to act 3)
nerds
yuri nerds
disgusting
Good morning calliope
I see that I missed all the yuri-ful silksong talk
more like silkslob
All I know about silksong is that the bug is gay and (sometimes) hot
"the bug" do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
SHAW

[Silksong spoiler?] posts art that kills Naana instantly

man i love women. i wish they were real
✊
lol
Im so glad my wife is a woman and real
don't you fucking lie to me
God I love this type of wacky convos
its not wacky its real
Aren’t ya a lady Yeen?
the only way i'll believe women are real is by having substantial evidence. i'm a visual learner btw
gender abolishionist in the way that women aren't even real
this is getting out of hand. now there are two of them
Quiet ;-; I sused myself
mirrors and looking down aren't substantial enough for you?
"looking down" 
at your own body, you pervets
"body" 😳
Smh
That's the main part of the letter
how would you know that? writing letters to girls, are we?
I never write letters
idk why but my brain went
the letter -> fonts, typography
a letter -> mail
That requires being able to write
real
I can’t read
i was not fast enough on the flushed
w-what are they good for?
i'm legally not allowed to flirt with you eleonor but i had a good one
"nothing bitch i'm bad at everything"
i have preemptively done the self deprecation bit so you're not allowed to do it
ok thats not what i was doing but whatever i guess
mine was going to be ||"come here and i can show you"||
but the alternative answer is bappin
Lordy
I will be taking that
i'm out of it these days i'm so sorry
which one
OORRRRAAAA
URRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA
is that jjba heritage for the future i see???
i'm pretty sure it is
based game

i have an absolutely absurd shitpost and i'm not sure if it's too much
No
we've had flirting with worse people in this channel, nothing is sacred anymore 😔
she's MARRIED
SO IS MY MOTHER
well ada is built different
true...
I got to do more regency stuff today and i had my antique pocketwatch and everything, today has been a very good day 
How has everyone elses day been?
woke up at noon, had three chicken wraps, and over-toasted coffee
im having a good one
nice nice
mehh... I'm adjusting to some new medication so I've had a bit of a rough week.
But I'm feeling better today, so that's good
regular hacking activities (act2)
wraps you up in the anti feel bad purrito
I not sure what I'm waiting for but ok
Hullo
hallo
How y'all doin?
Oooo very nice! Hope you have fun
yeah
AAAAAAAAA
ari just listened to the green goblin mask (and the enemy witch) and flamethrowered a friend
i don't know but spoilers ||don't know how im still full hit points when Everest destroyer was upon me, im alive, ps, fucking signal discord mod, cod player||
SHE WHAT
oh enemy witch
KILL THE WITCH
i truly did not give a fuck
we are besties
she was like "i'll just brace no :((("
"FUCK THAT. HIT ME!!!!!!!"
it's a crime i cant play lancer 17 hrs a day every day
i need to organize an improv camp but it's 40 hrs of lancer over the span of 2 weeks
igf 6 times in a row
72 hour igf marathon
the party is about 3 micrometres away from actual pvp for the funniest reasons
this was done in the service of killing a literally unarmed enemy
Done with board games
pfffft
My group was no better than history at stopping the British (Spirit Island)
i needed to see
Also oh noes
how the combat should look vs this mfer
this was me btw 
everything is fine
next session i'm getting my burden
I will wrestle it from the narrative
I want yall to know that one of my characters took 9 stress over (ch3) ||??? and the Crone||
from completely unbothered to emotionally scarred
may i read eleonor
yea
surprisingly i only gained 4, but maybe it should be more? i have a feeling i'm gonna have a burden by the end of the chapter anyways
One therapy session and it's solved /Jk
||maybe i should give her 1 for the weather witch crash out, making it 7/8 total
||
lets goooooo
one extra!
up to you elimimimier
Elimimimier?
el memer
Sounds very close to Eliminer
||I think you have one question left to ask her anyways
||
Which is french for "Eliminate"
this is what i'm trying to do to her anyways
Violence amongst friends 
in wren's game today both of the friends caught her each other on fire
and apparently, somehow, practiced kissing despite archie being an NHP
good lord
illegal kisses
You don't need a license to kiss do you?
also muehehe
are you even surprised
ok, it's not ||holding hands||
-# hold up, are you doing this during combat...
each step closer to
ch1 spoilers|| Acapella motherfucker||
the inevitable "be yourself!" arc
that as well :>
no this would have been a few days before, but doing that after lightning each other on fire is really funny
overcharge is more efficient at that
That or advanced squad tactics
b-but the kiss :c
ladies, they can stack
7/8 sounds perf
all HA pilots know is be lesbian, OC loop, and expose themselves
in college, tatiana and friends called me Erlenmeyer, like the glass lab container
expose what now?
i forgor when you hit 8 do you burden or does it have to be after?
on 8
their reactor
-# maybe spoil that but
||Y11P33!!!||
My boy 
(ch1) ||archie is actually friends with him lmao||
No card found for “I will honour our deal”
No card found for “You will come with us”
No card found for “So I can guarantee you maintai…”
No card found for “And so you mine”

Thank you scryfall
random ass-bot swooping in and putting all your spoilers on blast...
we didn't lose any structure that battle, we did it good i think
i wish those bot messages could be removed
lemme send it again but without the weird formatting
||apparently he was digging really strong into Anna, he fucked around and found out, so Reverie locked in on him and literally obliterated his mech. she cut it into pieces until leaving only the cockpit. She was going to open it in half to make SIGNAL choke to death in space but he told her "if you kill me i will tell the others everything!". and for the first time in the whole battle she connected voice and said "You will find another hell any way". Grabbed the cockpit and is going to take it with her to the ship back. through text she sent only this||
||```[ I will honour our deal ]
[ You will come with us ]
[ So I can guarantee you maintain your side ]
[ And so you mine ]```||
Today's leviathan combat went well, though we did lose 3 structures, but that's fine 
I am very happy to have Iconoclast 2 it is a lovely lot of fun mechanically 
damn
Laplace is being a nerd throwing people into the duat and pretending to be doing the weighing of the heart
i don't trust that troublesome twink to do the judging
He is a very fair judge and those people's hearts were weighed down by evil intent
he can judge archie's heart 
Third gate immediately
Do not pass go do not win 200 ingots
i had an idea for my LL6 build (in a billion years) in wren's game to go alongside the ghengis they'll be bonded with, but idk if it sucks or not
we did use 2 of our core powers so it wasn't really cheap the win
[ LICENSES ]
HORUS Gorgon 3, HORUS Balor 3
[ CORE BONUSES ]
The Lesson of the Held Image, The Lesson of Shaping
[ TALENTS ]
Iconoclast 3, Bonded 3, Skirmisher 2, House Guard 1
[ STATS ]
HULL:2 AGI:0 SYS:2 ENGI:4
STRUCTURE:4 HP:19 ARMOR:0
STRESS:4 HEATCAP:9 REPAIR:4
TECH ATK:+3 LIMITED:+2
SPD:4 EVA:8 EDEF:14 SENSE:8 SAVE:15
[ WEAPONS ]
FLEX MOUNT: Swarm/Hive Nanites
MAIN MOUNT: Assault Cannon
MAIN MOUNT: Vorpal Gun (Nanocomposite Adaptation)
[ SYSTEMS ]
Unstable NHP, SCYLLA-Class NHP, EVA Module, Mimic Mesh, Monitor Module```
the idea is when far away, mimic mesh + scylla/monitor module, when in position i use both. swarm nanites to build burn on top of enemies, could be 1-5 burn depending on how things go, or more with bonded 3. skirmisher to get some movement because range 5. lmao. once scylla builds up enough charges i biden blast them instead
(the assault cannon is an exotic gift c: )
i'm worried about being adjacent to the ghengis, even if it is house guard with that extra range, and wondering if the burn i'll be adding is more or less useful than another weapon. is say, 2 burn more valuable than like 4 damage or something?
it's armor piercing... which for main weapons is pretty hard to find
depends, but since it's "ap" it can help a lot, and it's not often a target of resistances i think
just pyros, but for those i would mostly ignore lmao
i have memetic spark but idk if it'd be worth getting that close
I am now biased and think you should go for it because it is very funny especially if you have a spammable nhp action 
i also that monitor module isn't really good, and now sure how often i'd be using it
oh yeah that was always the plan, scylla is pretty much something you wanna use every round anyways
monitor module is probably redundant with scylla isn't it?
range 8 hurts, there may be times i couldn't really use it minus building up the zappy zaps
it is, but i was considering stacking the two of them
it could turn 2 burn into possibly 5
but i'm not sure that many attacks within range 5 would even be made
wait can you not burn both scylla reactions on the same trigger?
no, i don't think so
hmmm i see


