In Golden Flame

[hybrid salmon]

||W||Horus licenses
standard ||W||eldritch things
Not related to Hor, wtf even is that

[last leaf]

may your elerium cores be plentiful

[shell bison]

6 turret drones

[hybrid salmon]

ushabti omnigun
the most guaranteed damage

[noble ivy]

invis brace and flash charge

[west phoenix]

A single scout

[shell bison]

Reliable damage turret

[noble ivy]

[supple carbon]

I like that, but i prefer risking it all for even greater damage

[shell bison]

Also, you can't brace heat gen

[west phoenix]

Get her ass Bunzi

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-kick-jjba-gif-13894493

[noble ivy]

I'm like this close to theory crafting the most annoying Orchis build

[shell bison]

Oh! Also, in case anyone was wondering, I got For's comm rates for her art

[west phoenix]

Ok Eleonor

[hybrid salmon]

might need to get makenzie done, huh?
but unemployed
but i'll probably make less sound purchases before i get a job

[supple carbon]

Those are some decent prices, hope someone with spare money comms her something

[west phoenix]

If only i could contact her

[supple carbon]

If only you could

[hybrid salmon]

if only

[west phoenix]

If

[hybrid salmon]

f

[west phoenix]

i

This is why we have so many posts here huh

[noble ivy]

joyous yapping

[icy dove]

The yappers

[hybrid salmon]

too many ideas that are probably better left in our minds

[noble ivy]

hold on, Bunzi do i have your permission to post a link to their bluesky?

[west phoenix]

Aka everything i say

[supple carbon]

If only someone would do some shameless shilling for a very good cause

[shell bison]

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mt3f4n2lgist3wvr7uyzm6dr

Soth Uh'eog🔞 (@forsagia.bsky.social)

She/her | 27 | 🏳️‍🌈 | MDNI
Artist and funny little Eldritch horror! I will try so hard to not forget to post, but I know I will! :D

Bluesky

Beat you to it.

[noble ivy]

damn

[supple carbon]

Yippe

[west phoenix]

I'll wait to see how many people comm her, don't want to overload her

[supple carbon]

Go and comm her

Don't think like a coward

[west phoenix]

No

I am a coward i do not want to burden a stranger

[noble ivy]

-# I found your bluesky in her follower list so I'm tempted to post something as revenge

[west phoenix]

As for you all, i am more than happy to burden y'all

[supple carbon]

You are offering money for services that's not a burden

[west phoenix]

It is if she's suddenly overworked from the comms coming

And I don't want to take someone else's slot

[shell bison]

Post your own

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-silly-tongue-horse-tongue-horse-silly-gif-11018268193256850941

hoss mech

[west phoenix]

Post the bluesky Juli

Coward

LORD HAVE MERCY

[minor orchid]

Oh no

[west phoenix]

I'M DYING

[minor orchid]

I would say something but PNET would send Gandiva missiles to my location

[west phoenix]

I'm cackling in public holy fuck

[minor orchid]

Also now I can't unsee LESLabs

as lesbian labs

[west phoenix]

Lesbian Labradors

Puppygirl gf

[supple carbon]

If you do it fast enough there you won't be the burden someone else will be?

[shell bison]

Juli out here going overboard

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-puppies-sisters-labs-labrador-gif-16336916

[west phoenix]

Ovumboard*

[noble ivy]

Is it finally the time you tell me to dial it the fuck back
(Please tell me if i actually need to)

[west phoenix]

No Juli, i need you to lock in

[minor orchid]

Juli

it's time

get in the mech

the dwarvish mech

We are serving food

[noble ivy]

But i need to do work and chores!!?!

[west phoenix]

Come to me my golem

[supple carbon]

The procrastinator

[west phoenix]

I require your assistance

[noble ivy]

Your golem will always heed the call to action

[jovial beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/wombat-gif-15851911679728961408

passing by

[noble ivy]

ah lord he commin

https://tenor.com/view/wombat-gif-26838974

[minor orchid]

THE SPECIMEN

[jovial beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/wombat-eat-hungry-gif-15098446

[noble ivy]

-# are you talking about the ||w||horus thing the bluesky thing or the golem thing...

[polar glacier]

yes

[minor orchid]

I will counter the horny, with wholesome!

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-review-kitty-review-kitty-bunny-rabbit-gif-3347608248822739676

Max Hull bnuy

[clever cloud]

igf thread bronzebeard run

(bronzebeard tavern is a free to play fantasy tavern management game. download now on steam)

could you imagine if i get banned for that cuz mods think i got hacked

[noble ivy]

quick say something only the real eleonor would say

[clever cloud]

Karrakin good, HA bad

[supple carbon]

I don't know, i need more proof

[clever cloud]

uhh, jenny is a nice person that doesnt deserve to be bullied at all

[noble ivy]

oh my god she's possessed...

[minor orchid]

We lost her

[supple carbon]

We need a textorcist

[balmy obsidian]

I'm not seeing any lies though

Meow is a nice person that does not deserve to be bullied

I am however going to do it because it is hilarious

[regal comet]

SHE AIN'T THAT OLD!!

[polar glacier]

but what if she wants to be bullied?

[regal comet]

well yeah

[balmy obsidian]

Then she still doesn't deserve it

[noble ivy]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME THAT'S BUNZI'S POST

[polar glacier]

ah, hasn't been good enough to deserve it, I got you.

[regal comet]

I AM NOT YELLING AT- Oh sorry I'm not yelling at you I'm yelling at Void XD
You cannot tell me that Charlotte ain't fertile

[noble ivy]

-# what the fuck is happening 😳

[regal comet]

hm
I feel like that sounds derogratory

the adults are talking

[noble ivy]

i am an adult...

[supple carbon]

Derogratory

[regal comet]

we all are

I hope at least

[supple carbon]

Sadly i am

[minor orchid]

the fucks are happening

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/dripping-cock-cock-drop-drip-chicken-gif-27125315

[minor orchid]

An idiot adult but an adult, so yes

[supple carbon]

The oldest adult

[willow needle]

i mean the server welcomes minors but afaik all active in this thread are adults

[minor orchid]

in 4 days yes

[supple carbon]

Hipolito eternal

[shell bison]

It was a meme post, Sele

[jovial beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-gif-20240312

[willow needle]

hipo this saturday

https://tenor.com/view/jubei-chan-withering-jubei-chan-the-ninja-girl-wasting-away-aging-gif-23790527

[noble ivy]

Hipo birfday in four days??!?

[minor orchid]

Hipólito Class NHP

[minor orchid]

Nah, I just bake a cake to eat myself :>

[willow needle]

who eats a whole cake by themselves?

[tame tide]

According to others in this thread I haven't been born yet

[minor orchid]

me if hungry

[willow needle]

how do you have the stomach for that wtf

[supple carbon]

Yea

[noble ivy]

(btw Al's 21 they're just fucking with you)

[supple carbon]

It's fairly easy if you don't eat breakfast

[tame tide]

2 years off

[willow needle]

[supple carbon]

Besides hipo has a young stomach

[minor orchid]

Look maybe not a cake

takes me two days

[willow needle]

ok thats more normal

[minor orchid]

... but I can devour breadsticks by myself

[supple carbon]

He will fell like shit afterwards but he can eat it in one day

[minor orchid]

By the kilo

[tame tide]

SO REAL FOR THAT

[willow needle]

oh yeah i remember when those are given in pizzerias and by the time they are made i already ate like 3 packages of those

[minor orchid]

yeees

made almost a kilo last weekend

... they didn't last

[willow needle]

tbf you are all the time eating bread things

bread man

[noble ivy]

the glutinous beast

[supple carbon]

The Bread Man™

[minor orchid]

El gordo grisin

[minor orchid]

I love bread

[willow needle]

if bread so good why didnt they make bread 2

[minor orchid]

I need to make an IGF location of some sort of bakery

reject printloaf

[minor orchid]

we have bread two

[tame tide]

There's many bread spinoffs

Just no sequels

Many cultures made their own spinoffs which is neat

[noble ivy]

real bread is mentioned exactly once in the book btw

[willow needle]

bread is canon!

[minor orchid]

wait really?!

also image of bread 2

bread but better

[hybrid salmon]

according to one person online we have woke sourdough

[tame tide]

Has anyone made the spacer salad?

[minor orchid]

oh yeah

I forgot who have the bread

... fuck I would be doomed in IGF

[willow needle]

only you?

[minor orchid]

I mean everyone would be

but I cannot stress it enough

[hybrid salmon]

at least what little bread we get is good bread

[supple carbon]

The Evil and Intimidating Teleported Bread

[minor orchid]

I can live without meat, I can live without fruit, I can live without caffeinated beverages
but I need two things to live

bread, and potatoes

[hybrid salmon]

not store loaves with human hair additives (not really but the possibility exists)

[willow needle]

reverie and some lesbian: we consent!
the evil and intimidating bread: forgot someone to ask?

[supple carbon]

The Lesbian doesn't even have a name this time

[willow needle]

i dont know them yet (?

future wife and all

[hybrid salmon]

Does Wonder Bread et al exist outside of the US?

[minor orchid]

Wonder bread as a brand... I don't think so

[willow needle]

it doesnt exist here

[minor orchid]

but there is loaves of bread that are

well, supermarket bread

[supple carbon]

You need a witness for that so i guess you're covered

[hybrid salmon]

ok the American anti-paradise is slightly more normalized

[minor orchid]

the thing here at least is that

[noble ivy]

oh boy, I can't wait to see which one of the many many sapphics in calliope Reverie pulls

[minor orchid]

there are bakeries EVERYWHERE

[willow needle]

you can't to see!?

[hybrid salmon]

we have like

[noble ivy]

ah fuck i a word again!!!

[hybrid salmon]

a Panera

[willow needle]

dont worry i the same sometimes

[minor orchid]

So far Anna Nemo has got 1 (one) relationship

[hybrid salmon]

within a few minutes drive

[minor orchid]

Una panera!

[hybrid salmon]

More if I feel like going farther

I guess the grocery bakery and a bagel place too

[supple carbon]

That's one more than expected, this spy is falling

[willow needle]

i mean

i think she is getting some positive points with jerry. like she is """""""almost""""""""""" his secretary and takes care of him (somewhat) and his office.
i think she is being friends with ipswitch, altho until you develop the rol by text i still dont know if its a "wow, you are cool AND rich! we gotta be buddies dude!" or a "im actually far more emotionally mature than what i show on screen and i sense a great deal of pain in you, i cant help but try to diminish it by some good company and guidance as you are new in hells gate"
and then there's striga.

the other playes for now are just "military companions" sadly.

[minor orchid]

oh yeeees forgor about striga!

[minor orchid]

Ya vas a ver lo que sale :> (spoiler it's the second)

[willow needle]

pfft

[supple carbon]

Damn, spoiler

[willow needle]

-# i just imagined ipswitch doing the dead-eyes fake smile of mr beast omg

[supple carbon]

Stop that

[minor orchid]

nah

they better than that

[willow needle]

-# "hey Lancers! today i have put 100 innocent hellgaters in my new challenge! they will have to fight for their lifes across a series of tests agaisnt each other, or else they get yeeted to space. lets meet the participants!"

[minor orchid]

...

chat she doesn't know

[hybrid salmon]

but first a word from our sponsor Impact Dynamics

[willow needle]

xD

[supple carbon]

Oh god

What an impactful dynamic

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/something-terrible-happened-here-lorraine-warren-vera-farmiga-the-conjouring-the-devil-made-me-do-it-gif-21324487

[minor orchid]

Lesbian Labradors happened

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-crazy-look-gif-18950025

i am curious

YET

concerned

[supple carbon]

I thought it was Lesbian Laboratory (™)

[minor orchid]

SSC is at it again

... honestly no, fuck it

this one is on IPS-N

Trucker Labrador

[west phoenix]

Who are you and where is my toxic yuri hatewife

[supple carbon]

Damn

[steady adder]

Hipo you cannot just say all that and expect me not to be curious of what that all means

[jovial beacon]

yeah

[minor orchid]

Look it's simple

IPS-N has all the working breeds (Labradors and suchs)
SSC has all the stylish and elegant ones
HORUS has borzois (And chihuahuas why not)
HA has shepherds

[willow needle]

[west phoenix]

Lancer today

[minor orchid]

Lancer todAAAAY

[west phoenix]

I have to do some bullshit with my leasing office that i hope goes well

Landlords really be incompetent

[supple carbon]

Landlord today :(.

[west phoenix]

Lancer today :).

[supple carbon]

Hope you have a good lancer today

[west phoenix]

I hope so, gonna be a light session so I'm just gonna pass the microphone to the players after a certain point

[jovial beacon]

have a good lancer time today : D

[supple carbon]

Have a most joyous day or something

[clever cloud]

anti-joyous

it's roland time

[supple carbon]

Does Roland say "It's Roland Time?"

[west phoenix]

and then he rolands his chamber

[supple carbon]

Omg

[clever cloud]

chambers all over the place

in his S. S. C. Or-chis

[polar glacier]

hey~

[supple carbon]

Damn

[minor orchid]

Replacements Yuriwife no way

[west phoenix]

divorcing eleonor as my hatewife PRONTO

[supple carbon]

Damn, the Divorce arc of the IGF thread is going crazy

[west phoenix]

wait until act 2

[noble ivy]

We're having (another) divorce arc now??!?

[supple carbon]

ANOTHER?

[polar glacier]

spoilers, darling

[supple carbon]

Damn

[polar glacier]

And I practice ethical nonmonogamy, I wouldn't look to replace anybody.

I mean.

You can still get a divorce if you want to, I'm just saying you don't need to

[minor orchid]

I am getting confused

Who am I allowed to send hug GIFs then(?)

[clever cloud]

anyone who would like some?

[supple carbon]

Since when do you have hug gifts?

[minor orchid]

SINCE ALWAYS

[clever cloud]

She's gonna take Primo in the divorce

[noble ivy]

i would like some hug gifs

[supple carbon]

Im just gonna say that a guy being called Cousin it's pretty funny

[minor orchid]

Boom

[polar glacier]

the terms of my current relationship(s) permit me to participate in any offered hugs, and I would never put restrict my future partners in that way either.

[polar glacier]

-# and I love hugs

[noble ivy]

the bnuuy is so kind

[minor orchid]

Oh god bnuy hugs!

[shell bison]

Be strong enough to be gentle

[minor orchid]

Each day that pases

The more convinced I am bnuy be cool

[shell bison]

I'm getting boba for my room mates but I saw Juli needed a hug so I provided

[minor orchid]

Boba tea is also good!

[noble ivy]

You needed to be convinced?
i knew that rabbit was cool from the beginning

[west phoenix]

wait whats the other

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/villatx-kitty-hug-cat-hug-gif-1061712983580250405

[minor orchid]

-# agh I phrased it weird
Meant that every day, the bnu becomes cooler to me-

[noble ivy]

really vague chapter 2 spoiler ||What Serenity thought was happening with Jerry and Rita||

[west phoenix]

i'm so surprised you remember that

oh yeah, landlord situation went well :)

now just lancer :)

[clever cloud]

lets goooo

[polar glacier]

yay

[clever cloud]

or we could tavern, y'know

[west phoenix]

WE DIDN'T GRIND OUT THE BOTTOM OF THE WELL FOR 30 DAYS JUST FOR YOU TO IGNORE THE REAL BOTTOM OF THE WELL

[minor orchid]

Lancer incoming

[noble ivy]

I'm surprised I remember half the god-awful bits I've done here

[clever cloud]

GM, my new character is a dwarve with ambitions of opening up a restaurant

[west phoenix]

you didn't make that bit, i genuinely thought that until eleonor told me otherwise

[west phoenix]

roland opens up a bar and grill, donates his mech to some poor child of evergreen

[noble ivy]

little timmy needs a mechanized chasis for christmas

[west phoenix]

sorry timmy, best we could do is an orchis

[minor orchid]

An Everest for Christmas

[clever cloud]

Shawn

[supple carbon]

Noooo don't give littke timmy that Raptor

[minor orchid]

Or worse

A Raptor 4

[clever cloud]

the fabled Raptor 5

[noble ivy]

It's gonna be a vehicle grunt

[minor orchid]

Babe wake up new meta just dropped

[west phoenix]

before or after he gives him the magnetic boots so he can climb down the wall of his apartment missing a wall

[balmy obsidian]

Press X to Shaun

[minor orchid]

That's an insult... To vehicle grunts

[clever cloud]

well if he's a pilot, he gets pilot gear

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-joey-tribbiani-matt-le-blanc-cute-handsome-gif-15558427

[supple carbon]

Is SwitchOfficial IpSwitch?

[minor orchid]

It's honestly my fave of the muse chatter

[wild flame]

Look, all I'm saying is this one guy on page 35 with totally definitely 0 relation to me got it right

[minor orchid]

Among with another

But it's spoiler

[balmy obsidian]

ThatOne4205 quoting ThatOne4205

[minor orchid]

Something something publicly owned

[minor orchid]

You bet

[supple carbon]

I do, i have ludopaty Hipo you know this

[west phoenix]

is HellFireHowl FireHowl?

[supple carbon]

I don't know who Howl is yet so i can't answer

[minor orchid]

It's howl, yes heh

[west phoenix]

who could have seen this coming

[minor orchid]

You'll see

[supple carbon]

We'll see if i see

[minor orchid]

Depends on the downtime you pick

Probs Quincy may meet first

[balmy obsidian]

You never know when someone might steal your muse name

[supple carbon]

True, probably will spent my first downtime with Mikaela getting even more mods tbh

[balmy obsidian]

@hearty whale 's character canonically goes by Longshot_ with the underscore because Longshot was already taken

[minor orchid]

THERE'S MORE STUFF THAN JUST MODS

[balmy obsidian]

True there's also prosthetics

And regular gadgets

[minor orchid]

GONNA FORCE EVAN OUT OF MIKAELA'S

[supple carbon]

They hate a person who uses his pay to get upgrades

[minor orchid]

You need to socialize

[supple carbon]

Evan is doing what's familiar

And sadly for him, familiar means getting shit installed in his body

Give him time

[supple carbon]

But also

Gadgets?

[balmy obsidian]

Yeah like AR glasses or whatever

[west phoenix]

i think, ironically, serenity would only use prosthetics if they were absolutely necessary

like some just do it for the love of the game

[minor orchid]

Lucy: can do the "give me a hand" joke... She fucking does it

[clever cloud]

act 2 is everyone convincing serenity that dumb body mods make her a better squad lead

[west phoenix]

(ch1 spoilers? no hipo players) ||serenity has tempted fate many times by making that joke to calamity||

[supple carbon]

A laser eye would make her cooler just by the fact that Laser Eyes are cool

[west phoenix]

that would be related to hurting people though, she would never

[minor orchid]

They know calamity, so they can read it!

And oh god

[west phoenix]

i think its funny that calamity obviously liked serenity purely because she didn't beat her to death when being annoying very often

[clever cloud]

unbeknownst to serenity, serenity is a bitch sometimes

[west phoenix]

very knownst to jenny

[supple carbon]

An Eye that glows red which in fact just functions as night vision or something like that

[noble ivy]

Serenity's gonna get rocket punched straight to the jaw

[wild flame]

[west phoenix]

yeah but now she requests that

[wild flame]

No username is safe

[minor orchid]

Even username?!

[wild flame]

Pretty sure that one got claimed day -1

[west phoenix]

use her name

[clever cloud]

hardly- har...

[minor orchid]

Hardly HarHar

[balmy obsidian]

"username" is for the old lady who's been here the whole time

[supple carbon]

Freddy Fazbear be like

[minor orchid]

Five Nights at Hell's Gate

[supple carbon]

Would there be a Jerry cam? Or would you play as Jerry?

[minor orchid]

You can choose between jerry or Ipswich

[west phoenix]

WAIT I REMEMBER THE JOKE NOW
so serenity is the one who led the surgery to save her, so when she said "need a hand? wait, i already gave you two"

[minor orchid]

Or... Of you want to keep it canonic ||You play as Steele, and everyone in Hell's gate tries to kill you||

That's the hard mode(?)

[supple carbon]

Man do i love cybernetics as a concept in sci-fi

I think it brings a lot of fun times

[west phoenix]

give me gene editing and turn me into a cat

[minor orchid]

Turns me into whatever this scrimblo is

[balmy obsidian]

prosthetics is not something Leo would get unless necessary, but having neural implants is apparently less of an issue?

[west phoenix]

do those legs go all the way up
yes

[minor orchid]

Yes

And she still

Smol

[west phoenix]

when are leo and serenity gonna meet bro

she can fix him (her)

[balmy obsidian]

I'm waiting for the crossover event

[minor orchid]

The crossover event!

[west phoenix]

serenity forcefems leo

[minor orchid]

Everyone be like: forcefem this, forcefem that

Lucy be like: the only "elegant clothing" I have is the dress my community vouched for!

And he's not ashamed

[west phoenix]

serenity canonically has the most drip when it comes to formal wear

[minor orchid]

(just at first)

[balmy obsidian]

Serenity will get forcemasced in retaliation

[minor orchid]

I really like Serenity's outfit!

[west phoenix]

primo has... a specific style that is high quality but very gaudy

[minor orchid]

In the images at least

[west phoenix]

oh you haven't even seen the formal wear (it doesn't exist)

[supple carbon]

Who is this cousin people always be talking abour

[noble ivy]

-# What I wouldn’t give for wings and powered flight…

[minor orchid]

Jet Juli

[west phoenix]

cats are natural predators to birds :)

[minor orchid]

WAIT

TJIS IS ANOTHER CONFIRMATION

BAT JULI

In IGF

[noble ivy]

Too bad I’m a flying fox

[supple carbon]

Damn

[minor orchid]

Horus coded

[west phoenix]

the fox got a damn pilot license

[minor orchid]

HAIYAAA

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/adorable-animals-cute-cute-animals-adorable-bat-gif-12503653

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/my-beloved-wagoogus-gif-22668218

[supple carbon]

I thought it was gonna be the bals one

[minor orchid]

God damnit haha

[west phoenix]

get conditioned, nerd

[minor orchid]

Balls displaced

[supple carbon]

Damn, fucking simple conditioning got me

Damn you clasical conditioning

[noble ivy]

Get Pavlov'ed bozo

[supple carbon]

Never tought my own studies would be turned against me

Imagine if someone got cloned at birth

Has it ever happened in Lancer?

[west phoenix]

maybe later on my list i'll get formal wear serenity... still waiting on art of her to begin with

[west phoenix]

probably

SSC type beat

[supple carbon]

It would make for a killer character idea

[west phoenix]

why not just go the twins route then?

[supple carbon]

Twins could also work, but it's a different type beat

[minor orchid]

SSC shenanigans

And Harrison Armory too

But yes, gotta love SSC trouble

[noble ivy]

SSC drama, my beloved

[minor orchid]

Something something modded against my will

[noble ivy]

Something Something created and conditioned into a soldier against my will

[clever cloud]

my aesthetic is so perfect, i have been deemed inadequate to inhabit it

[minor orchid]

The cat ears are for tactical purposes

[clever cloud]

rejected from my own perfection, I am lucifer

[minor orchid]

Lucifer class NHP

[noble ivy]

Oh fuck roland's a Lucifer-class?

[west phoenix]

bro was a lawyer

[minor orchid]

Devils advocate

[supple carbon]

el abogado del diablo

[onyx rivet]

Sorry if this has been asked before, I did a search but couldn't find anything. Has anyone come up with alternative rules for the ||Killer Sound|| encounter? I like the idea of the ||Hype and Fear mechanic|| and was thinking of implementing some bonuses or environmental effects based on which way the needle swings, maybe even changing it up to ||Rave and Mosh with two separate playlists for the PCs to influence towards||

[noble ivy]

I don't remember anyone trying something like that before [Chapter 2 spoiler] ||depending on how familiar you and your group is with Lancer combat, I worry that it may add a bit to much complexity for new players to keep track of||
[GM spoilers] ||however, you can use the hazards listed in Getting railroaded as inspiration for quick environmental effects.||
||and I think the playlist idea is really cool regardless of extra battle effects||

[west phoenix]

lancer was good

[supple carbon]

Nice

[noble ivy]

-# did roland get chambered?

[west phoenix]

no, but he gave a kid mag boots and that kid climbed 5 stories of a building

roland then got his ass beat by the kid's mom. so maybe he did after all?

[clever cloud]

i didnt give him my mag boots, we made a deal

[limber fossil]

We are heading towards the final encounter of chapter 1 next session, I believe

I have core, all limiteds, and no overcharge counters

I am gonna be spamming so many actions

[ancient crag]

I know the one thing that is the natural predator of Vent Crabs

Domesticated gators

[supple carbon]

Don't free gators in the vent systems

[balmy obsidian]

Don't listen to Frog, he is conditionned by capitalism to think Free means bad

[cerulean valve]

That's an odd looking puppy.

[ancient crag]

It’s the only way to counter the crab infestation

[supple carbon]

Don't put an invasive species to care for another that's what happened with the deergirls problem like a month ago

[ancient crag]

Listen if they get out of hand

[balmy obsidian]

Croc girls

[ancient crag]

Then we get the anacondas

[balmy obsidian]

I am not opposed to reptile people

[ancient crag]

I’m sure in the tens of thousands of years since 2025 there would be a branch of “domesticated” gators

https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-alligator-gator-gator-pet-croc-pet-gif-1725073760742601482

[balmy obsidian]

Or they went extinct

[ancient crag]

Entirely possible

But gators are neato

[silver pumice]

hello chat. thinking about (ch4) ||trip||lynk

i need to obtain more art of them

[minor orchid]

||aw they are hugging in the second- wait they are bleeding in the first-!!||

[silver pumice]

oh yes they are

[shell bison]

New Wren bingo jut dropped

[minor orchid]

NHP Yuri must surely be crossed every day

[shell bison]

with how Archie keeps trying to rizz up Siren? Yes

[last leaf]

listen, I've got to give them some easy spaces.

[ancient crag]

If you could

Stack multiple tokens onto a spot

How many tokens would be on the free/concern slot

[last leaf]

yes

[minor orchid]

true ture

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/legends-of-avantris-peggy-uprooted-dimwood-dimwits-of-the-dimwood-gif-12076042792036063448

[minor orchid]

terryfing prospect

[vast zealot]

one of the entries is 'flirting happens' that's about as close to a free space as you can get

[last leaf]

the bun has managed to be concerned and disappointed during sessions that he's not even present for

[last leaf]

idk sometimes it doesnt happen

[minor orchid]

oh lord-

Bunzi starts speaking spanish oml

"¡Carajo no pueden haberse mandado semejante pendajada hijos del averno!"

[shell bison]

It's so funny to me Charlotte has only swapped to Spanish out of reflex to unexpected circumstances.

[vast zealot]

if anything they should be more concerned and disappointed during those sessions lmao

the party is a nightmare without its one stabilising influence

[ancient crag]

How

[minor orchid]

Now... I do have a stupid but very important question...
... which spanish? 🇲🇽 🇪🇨 🇨🇱 🇧🇴 🇪🇸 🇦🇷 🇵🇷 🇻🇪 🇳🇮 🇭🇳 (or insert the appropiate flag)

[shell bison]

🇲🇽

[ancient crag]

It’s obviously Brazilian 😛

[shell bison]

...What did Vaken mean by this

[ancient crag]

That my comment is entirely wrong considering Brazil speaks Portuguese

[minor orchid]

niceee

[minor orchid]

POV: Alternate universe, brazil speaks spanish, everyone else Portuguese

[ancient crag]

Truly

(Smole Spain and big Portugal does not exist)

[west phoenix]

All of these happen every session

[minor orchid]

great sessions then!

[regal comet]

Hello hi I would like to introduce Morgana's pet dog Wiggler

[ancient crag]

YESSSS

its so adorable!!!

[minor orchid]

DRAGONFRUIIIIT

[west phoenix]

"he don't bite" bro is 40% mouth

[minor orchid]

He's still frien coded

[west phoenix]

No u

[ancient crag]

friend shaped

Big belly for scratchies

[regal comet]

Some unique traits Wiggler has
• he isn't a reptile but more closely comparable to, well, dragonfruits
• he can mimic sounds very accurately like a Lyrebird
• He is quite smart, he understands non permanent and non tangible concepts and is capable of reasoning
• he is currently 12 feet long and growing

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/roingus-jerboa-hi-hiii-hello-gif-22414572

heck I don't have the uno reverse

[minor orchid]

he a big boy!

[ancient crag]

Does there creature enjoy belly scratches?

[regal comet]

Absolutely
He's very lazy most of the time

And yes, he can purr

[minor orchid]

HE CAN PURR?!

11/10

[ancient crag]

I count this as a victory

[midnight forge]

ouhhhhh iom gonna pet that dawwwwgggg

[ancient crag]

Would lose a arm to pet that doggo

[minor orchid]

You get an excuse to get robbo hand later!

[silver pumice]

i should elaborate on this

[regal comet]

Well, you can pet Wiggler, just ask him first!

[clever cloud]

ive been having so much fun with roland lately

he's too smart for how stupid he is

[regal comet]

Here's Kat taking Wiggler out to walk

[minor orchid]

HE'S SO LOMNG

[silver pumice]

// CH4, themes of suicide/self-harm
||very very long story short, we fought TRIPLE-POINT as an eidolon in ch4. the final layer is a custom one where it's a mirror and at least one player must sacrifice themself to progress. of course, lynk, the only circuit member who was spared and who didn't get proper closure, decided to offer themself. (a couple others also offered themselves up but thus ain't about them) and so they were told to point their gun at their reflection and kill it. and their reflection shot them
(everyone survived dw)||

[ancient crag]

I love this

[silver pumice]

||lynk still got very wounded given they basically shot themself in the chest but they're alive||

||and they got a sick scar out of it||

[noble ivy]

Good morning calliope

I see that “vent-fruit” has entered the beautiful airduct based ecosystem of hells gate

[ancient crag]

Yes

And domesticated gators to hunt vent crabs

[minor orchid]

Vent fruit!

[west phoenix]

Me too, Roland has been really nice recently

By putting him next to the literal nicest people

[clever cloud]

im not nice! im training!!

[minor orchid]

Maybe there's good ending Roland?

[west phoenix]

Yeah, where his casket ends up in the trash

I was worried about the initial setup i had with Roland and a few NPCs but its working really well

Turns out all it takes is someone who idolizes himself realizing he's not a great person

[west phoenix]

I feel like that's more Scylla

[minor orchid]

puppygirl

[west phoenix]

Oh apparently Osiris and Scylla are not Demosians??? They're different NHPs???

[west phoenix]

Puppygirl Scylla is funny because its borderline canon

[minor orchid]

BORDELINE? IT'S DAMN CANON

no borders

Scylla is either a shepherd

or a labrador

[west phoenix]

Well it says "like a loyal dog"

[minor orchid]

because they can't explicitly state it

[last leaf]

they're not first or second wave, if that's what you're asking.

[minor orchid]

Something something very good friends

[west phoenix]

Yeah i know Scylla was discovered just a few hundred years ago and apparently Osiris has been around a lot longer than the Deimos event

Scylla I'm just going from word of mouth, I don't have the book on my phone to check but the license says nothing about Scylla not being a Demosian

[last leaf]

It depends how narrowly you use the term but personally I think the term demosian is probably still appropriate given what they do. Hell we don't have hard evidence that any of the other demosians are necessarily the same thing as each other (although neither do we have any evidence that they're not). They both certainly behave enough like demosians to be coherently categorised with them as opposed to being lumped in with egregorians or true AI or something.

[west phoenix]

They're cousins

[last leaf]

tbf there's timeline fuckery with goblin and a lot of other horus stuff so that doesn't necessarily mean as much as it ought to.

and hell the order of causality with RA's inception is a little hazy.

[west phoenix]

Or similar to how species work they could just be different 'species' but very similar

[last leaf]

my personal opinion is that I don't see any reason to assume that say... tlaloc and sisyphus have any more or less in common with each other than they do with osiris.

and demosian and NHP are just broad bucket categories used to refer to these alien minds by humans.

[west phoenix]

This was all an elaborate setup for someone to tell me why or why not they'd be a Demosian or not because Eleonor said it and i wanted to prove her wrong

But i was also curious

[last leaf]

tbf reasonable minds can very much differ on this point, it's just my pet theory that demosians only look alike to us because we're looking at them from a very narrow human perspective

[last leaf]

and if you read the funky text as being from RA then Scylla is definitely a demosian.

I wouldn't take anything from how scorpion originates prior to demios

(a) the timeline on horus stuff is funky and (b) license gear, especially horus license gear (looking at you autogun), doesn't seem to always be from the same source or temporal point as each other.

[dire cloud]

https://bskyx.app/profile/crapcerealandpills.bsky.social/post/3lydolv6dyk2m

[supple carbon]

Horus lore be like those weird guides of how to watch an anime in order

[minor orchid]

Trans brick!

[last leaf]

real as fuck actually. I think this is unironically one of the best comparisons I've heard for it in a long time.

horus lore is actually just a guide to reading the horus heresy in order

[west phoenix]

We're bigots

Anyways chat i tried our new pumpkin syrup and immediately threw up like 15 minutes later

[noble ivy]

~~I don't care who James Workshop sends I am not reading several million words of demigod squabbling ~~

[noble ivy]

that's how you know its good and healthy for you

[west phoenix]

Cleansing your system

[minor orchid]

Cleanse the soul

or perish in the attempt

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-shrimp-resurrection-lurking-gif-5762729595152362785

[last leaf]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6cq2l6Xla0s

[last leaf]

I think it's pretty integral to broader NHP stuff that humans are on a fundamental level very bad at understanding unshackled demosians and interacting with their world (and vice versa)

so yes

[supple carbon]

we understand nothing but we think we do

and that's dangerous

[last leaf]

eeeeh not even just that

[shell bison]

...Jenny did

did you just shotgun the pumpkin syrup straight up

Also, chat the bun is so cooked. She's doing a press release 😭

[west phoenix]

No i made a steamer with it!

[west phoenix]

Yeah lmfao. Psychosis moment

[noble ivy]

-# hardlyknowher

[west phoenix]

I peered into Ra's vision 👁️👁️

[supple carbon]

damn

[last leaf]

half the problem with unshackled NHPs is that we're aware enough that they're people but there's still a strong degree of mutual incomprehensibility there that makes peaceful coexistence genuinely a bit tricky. The scientists involved are deeply aware that they can't know very much about what its like to be an unshackled NHP, that's the whole problem.

[minor orchid]

Press Realease?!

... how much weight?

[shell bison]

It is post ch2 spoiler ||Sunbird Fight||
||Rita is pissed and wanted someone to do a formal press release to explain why a district is completely destroyed thanks to Sunbird||

[minor orchid]

Charlotte:

https://tenor.com/view/bnuy-bunny-flat-creature-rabbit-gif-18115814056538656573

[shell bison]

"Citizens of Calliope..."

Then it just plays Charlote doing this

[minor orchid]

Nat 20 Charm

[west phoenix]

Archie is actively making this harder btw

[jovial beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/dalek-daleks-imperial-daleks-doctor-who-remembrance-of-the-daleks-gif-19710275

https://tenor.com/view/clink-droid-bad-batch-clone-wars-star-wars-gif-21650002

Good morning calliope

[dire cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-go-upstairs-fall-fail-gif-8550702

Gay morning everyone!

[noble ivy]

Happy LGBTimezone to all y’all

[thorn hinge]

gay mornin all <3

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-touhou-roomba-gif-26295888

[west phoenix]

@clever cloud Roland rolling a low show off

[balmy obsidian]

Good aceternoon I guess

[west phoenix]

Happy moaning

[balmy obsidian]

the frog video

[west phoenix]

the frog video

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-jeda-jedano-mexican-dog-gif-21979433

[west phoenix]

This is getting out of hand. Now there are 2 of them!

[balmy obsidian]

Juli it's not two of them tuesday what are you doing

[noble ivy]

I don’t know my phone’s lagging like hell…

[west phoenix]

Zwei of them zwednesday

[balmy obsidian]

REal talk though

Who the fuck put wednesday here

Who's the asshole that made third-day the fourth day of the week

[west phoenix]

Leo what the fuck are you talking about

[balmy obsidian]

IT'S TUESDAY BECAUSE IT'S THE SECOND DAY OF THE WEEK

BUT THURSDAY IS THE FOURTH??

WHY??

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-16258174987336597266

[balmy obsidian]

How do you pronounce thursday Meow

How do you pronounce third Meow

[west phoenix]

I refuse to engage

[balmy obsidian]

Too bad you're not in a hecaton

We're engaged now motherfucker

[noble ivy]

waow... congratulations you two

[balmy obsidian]

Sorry it's a pavlovian response

[halcyon swift]

My SRT badge originally looked like this:

But for some reason, it now looks like this:

[minor orchid]

THE SILKSONG TEAM?!

still the first logo is so badass

[noble ivy]

funny bug game mentioned

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hornet-hornet-dance-dance-silksong-dance-gif-17162314506377678155

[clever cloud]

Thor's day, idiot

the norse put it there

[heady vale]

hopping in to ask - did anyone ever do art of Teka Ashenafi or Zijad Al-Bassa

[clever cloud]

hmm, two places to check, here in the pins there's a community asset google sheets and searching the GM thread

https://discord.com/channels/426286410496999425/909574961931362365

[heady vale]

doesnt seem to be any since the last time i asked

shame

[clever cloud]

daaamn

[heady vale]

Everyone on hells gate without an X before their name, i have a design for either from the book, or from someone who either (did art) (got art comissioned) (a player did art) (or a player got art comissioned)

and Steeple i know how they look

which is that Steeple looks like Taiga Saejima

[shell bison]

please stop saying incriminating things

[clever cloud]

"It's not like i was aiming to blow up the bakery?! It just happened"

[balmy obsidian]

The norse are DEAD
I REMAIN

[heady vale]

• Bartender and Mikaela are in the wideshot of the bar/noodle place area
• Al is from @coarse marsh 's friend,
• Cerulean is from @shell bison 's player's commission
• Kraken is @thorn hinge / @polar glacier 's character and their art was done by the in golden flame character artist
• Samorn and Printloaf were both done by one of @shell bison 's players

(i keep my credits documented)

[west phoenix]

Ok but what if they're cool

[clever cloud]

I can change that

[balmy obsidian]

You're gonna bring the norse back to life?

[clever cloud]

Yea sure that's what i meant

[shell bison]

Hell yeah

[west phoenix]

reproduction program?

[balmy obsidian]

That's so cool, I didn't know you were a necromancer

[clever cloud]

neck romancer

[balmy obsidian]

Vampires

[west phoenix]

JULI BEAT ME TO IT LMAO

[noble ivy]

I learned from the best

[shell bison]

please let me know if you need more NPC art or NPC's to add

[shell bison]

You can't keep making Aura edits to clear this up 😭

[clever cloud]

Phonk edits of Archie blowing up a building

[west phoenix]

Too late, here's the bunny mewing

[west phoenix]

Okay but was it cool

Did they look hot doing it

[heady vale]

IF YOU GUYS HAVE MORE ID LOVE ANY AND ALL OF THEM

[balmy obsidian]

It is 136°C outside.

[heady vale]

lol

[shell bison]

ART OR NPCS

[heady vale]

here wait ill dm you

[noble ivy]

what the fuck is happening in frenchland...

[balmy obsidian]

It is an asphodel reference

If you were going to say "france is an asphodel reference?" I am going to unleash the slap on you

[noble ivy]

I would never

[clever cloud]

dude, i forgot how hot Asphodel is

there's no hardsuit ever that could keep you alive in there

the reason it works in space is because the shadow is -200C or something like that

[noble ivy]

boiling hot acid rain 24/7
what's not to love about asphodel?

[balmy obsidian]

Regular day in california

Tell me I'm wrong

[clever cloud]

in asphodel, with 1000% humidity and 160C, there's no thermodynamic miracle that's gonna save your ass

[west phoenix]

Positively sopping wet

[noble ivy]

Oi, I'll have you know that it barely rains here

[clever cloud]

Florida weather

[balmy obsidian]

Same thing different coast

Sentences that will always start a fight

[noble ivy]

a very different coast

[west phoenix]

West coast best coast

[clever cloud]

the climate understander has logged on

[noble ivy]

:ch_catnod:

[west phoenix]

PNW coast is beautiful

[balmy obsidian]

They're both literally next to water how can the climate be any different

[west phoenix]

Wind, geography

[clever cloud]

woe, canadian beach be upon ye

[west phoenix]

Numerous other modifiers

[balmy obsidian]

I'm pretty sure australia and also greenland have exactly the same climate probably

[noble ivy]

what the hell are you talking about

[clever cloud]

this is straight out of the Civ games i swear to god

[west phoenix]

And like, the Pacific is cool. The Atlantic sucks. Its all grey seashells there's like hardly any pretty sand

[balmy obsidian]

My geography teacher told me it's called the Pacific because there's nothing that happens there

Stay mad

[clever cloud]

hey go fuck yourself
- the entire Caribbean

[west phoenix]

THE CARIBBEAN IS COOL AND IT'S OWN THING

[balmy obsidian]

Are you actually saying "You're one of the cool ones"

[west phoenix]

Yeah

[balmy obsidian]

smh my head...

[clever cloud]

the atlantic coast of the caribbean slaps

[west phoenix]

Doesn't count

[noble ivy]

But the pacific is big and chock full of volcanoes...
don't forget about the volcanoes...

[west phoenix]

The pacific is cool as fuck

[balmy obsidian]

Are they over the water?

[clever cloud]

yea

[west phoenix]

The Polynesians crossed that shit in canoes. No one did that shit in the Atlantic

[balmy obsidian]

Yeah well uhhh

There's volcanoes everywhere that doesn't make it special

[noble ivy]

cease with your terrestrial chauvinism

[clever cloud]

no they aint

[west phoenix]

There's an ABUNDANCE of volcanoes

[balmy obsidian]

TEAM MAGMA ALL THE WAY

[west phoenix]

Ok oopy goopy

[noble ivy]

AQUA FOR LIFE YOU DRY CUCK

[clever cloud]

like 80% of all volcanoes are in the pacific

[balmy obsidian]

Who the hell wants more seas

[noble ivy]

me

[clever cloud]

me bish

[balmy obsidian]

Then drown beneath the waves

[west phoenix]

Me when i enjoy having a functional biosphere

[balmy obsidian]

what are you a centrist

get outta here

[west phoenix]

Lets get rid of all oxygen. Whats the worst that can happen

[shell bison]

On Asphodel, fixing someone's AC unit is like sharing your water in a drought

[balmy obsidian]

ok i am officially done bit-ing ™ now i am back to normal i'm sorry

[west phoenix]

We do not forgive you

[balmy obsidian]

ok

[noble ivy]

I wish I could go back to normal...

[polar glacier]

That would be Odin, actually

[balmy obsidian]

Fuck Odin

Hate that guy

[polar glacier]

(forcibly drags Leo back into The Bit)

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-dragging-drag-away-kidnapped-gif-26770631

No not "Fuck Odin" the sexy way

I see you typing

[west phoenix]

||Serenity and Odin both reaching when Loki says "daddy can you pass the butter?"||

[noble ivy]

bitch ass motherfucker who let his son ||fuck a horse|| in order to win a bet

[clever cloud]

This is a fate worse than death

[west phoenix]

I will make it a reality

[polar glacier]

||not to ruin the bit but QUITE THANKFULLY Loki never calls Odin "daddy". Not even "dad", I think every instance of it he says "father"||

[west phoenix]

No that makes it even funnier

He would be confused and Serenity wouldn't bat an eye

[balmy obsidian]

-# ||is this forcemasc...?||

[clever cloud]

act 2 serenity is gonna be...

[balmy obsidian]

She sure is gonna be

[west phoenix]

She gonna

[clever cloud]

she

[west phoenix]

Sh

[balmy obsidian]

One of my favorite musicians

[west phoenix]

🤫

[balmy obsidian]

Haven't listened to his stuff in a long time though

[noble ivy]

she is a him?

[balmy obsidian]

Yeah

[west phoenix]

Why and how

[balmy obsidian]

At least was when i last looked it up

[polar glacier]

END OF ACT 1 SPOILERS ||Switch on the other hand does say "dad", but I'm certain Vex would be too aware to ever have them use "daddy". Thor and Try both say father, iirc. ||

[balmy obsidian]

Which, admitedly, might have changed

[west phoenix]

What are you talking about Leo

[balmy obsidian]

she

[clever cloud]

leo, use full sentences please

[west phoenix]

Oh my god i get it now but what a confusing conversation

[balmy obsidian]

I'm talking about she

[polar glacier]

wikipedia still says he/him

[west phoenix]

I didn't realize we were talking about the artist lmao

[balmy obsidian]

https://youtu.be/4BIxPlkvbl8?list=RD4BIxPlkvbl8

[noble ivy]

Now leo, you have to explain ||the forcemasc question||

[west phoenix]

She when i. Her when i. She when.... Me when.... She. Me. When she uh

[balmy obsidian]

it's because ||"daddy"||

[west phoenix]

Are you trying to forcemasc Serenity

[wild flame]

Ok but who's on first?

[balmy obsidian]

Am I

[west phoenix]

Do ||Loki|| and her just swap?

[noble ivy]

*cautiously holding my hand over the incorrect buzzer *

[wild flame]

Adjusting a dial labeled "buzzer incorrectness" while I look at the audience for approval

[polar glacier]

||in a kink context the term "daddy" can be a masc or butch thing, or can be completely divorced from gender and just be an authoratative title||

[balmy obsidian]

I figured but also

[clever cloud]

GUYS! ||Loki being forcefemmed is a common bit so Leo's asking if calling "her" Daddy is force-transmasc'ing||

[west phoenix]

The latter is what i meant

[balmy obsidian]

what no

[clever cloud]

maaaaaaan

[shell bison]

Act 2 spoiler ||Charlotte using Empath and Orator to verbal smack down Odin in that fight is still so fucking peak in my mind||

[west phoenix]

Serenity is, unfortunately for everyone, cis and will remain so

[polar glacier]

TFW the most popular channel on pilot net is talking about kink terms. again.

[balmy obsidian]

Illegal

[clever cloud]

the game was rigged from the start

[balmy obsidian]

FNV reference as expected

[west phoenix]

I imagine her enby parent was like "you're gonna come out as trans any day now, right?"

"well, at least she's a lesbian. Half points"

[clever cloud]

i imagine her ren being a tiny bit proud that she kept her assigned name at least

[shell bison]

are we atually the most active thread? Good heavens

[west phoenix]

The Archterberg family name goes back generations! generations that are looked down upon in her their homeland haahaa

[balmy obsidian]

Every single time I see the word "ren" in my head it sounds like the name you'd give to a power system in a shonen battle manga

[clever cloud]

"Here's a list of 450 neo-teutonic names just in case you get the Calliopean itch to change it"

[balmy obsidian]

"YOUR REN IS STRONG, SERENITY, BUT NOT STRONG ENOUGH"

[noble ivy]

I mean... wouldn't assigning gender at birth not really be a thing in Calliope?

"congratulations, is it a boy or a girl?"
"the hell are you talking about? It's a baby you dingus."

[west phoenix]

Well yeah but she can still choose

She chose at some point

[shell bison]

Do not designer baby in calliope, Juli you know better than that

[clever cloud]

My wife refers to all baby's with it/its pronouns and it's the funniest shit

[noble ivy]

I'm not designing anything?

what did i accidentally say this time...

[west phoenix]

I say "look at that fuckin thing" about newborns all the time lmao

[minor orchid]

Juli do not

[west phoenix]

Bro ain't even a person yet

[minor orchid]

bad things happen

[noble ivy]

[polar glacier]

By thread in the forum, absolutely. It's harder to check against the channels, but as an experiment I muted everything but this and #lancer-general and spent two days keeping up on both. This thread was more active by a decent margin.

Not an authoritative experiment by any means, but good enough for me to claim the W for IGF

[west phoenix]

Juli was just talking about Serenity not being assigned a gender at birth

Why you buli Juli

[noble ivy]

"The fresh creature" is my favorite term for a baby

[clever cloud]

spawn

[shell bison]

Consider it my upbringing showing but something seriously irks and rubs me the wrong way to refer to babies with such terms.

[west phoenix]

I love babies 🥺

[balmy obsidian]

I dislike babies

[west phoenix]

I guess i just say weird shit about other stuff i care about

[clever cloud]

Im indifferent about babies

[minor orchid]

Would you dislike even

[west phoenix]

I'm different about babies

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-meow-baby-cat-gif-16118894

[balmy obsidian]

Who's even

[minor orchid]

this

[balmy obsidian]

No that's a kitten, this is good

[west phoenix]

What the fuck is this thing

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crunch-cranch-meow-cute-gif-17368992236901678436

[noble ivy]

Sorry bun… I hold nothing but love and affection in my heart when I say stupid shit like that about babies

[balmy obsidian]

Altough I am terrified I would accidentally destroy it by holding it too ha- NOOOOO

[west phoenix]

SAME

Being silly goofy is my love language

[shell bison]

Oh yeah, I'm not saying anything negative to you or anyone else. Just, maybe consider it since I've been thinkin of being a father for a while and looking at baby development and health it is important to identify things as needed biologically.

Which reminded me that cute detail Ada and I discussed a while back on how child care and education is very important on Hell's Gate

[west phoenix]

Good luck Bunzi

Can't say the thought hasn't crossed my mind before but I'm missing a few key steps

[balmy obsidian]

So what you're saying is.
-# daddy

[shell bison]

You can't stop a mom or a dad from taking their kid to work to teach them some skills bu-

Leo

[west phoenix]

Serenity would make a great mom but me??? Not so sure

[noble ivy]

Someone bonk emote Leo

[shell bison]

WTF

[balmy obsidian]

[west phoenix]

He is already daddy, sorry

[balmy obsidian]

Damn

Can you spec into daddy twice

[shell bison]

I will actually get a belt out and give you the hispanic upbringing experience

[balmy obsidian]

Who's panic upbringing?

[noble ivy]

I think we’re all panicking at this point

[west phoenix]

I'm never not panicking

[shell bison]

https://tenor.com/view/curea-gif-1256315403264310599

No, do not.

[west phoenix]

I'm not afraid of you

[shell bison]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-wipped-by-belt-ksibelt-ksiwippedbydeji-ksi-funny-belt-gif-7717992309235501605

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/marcia-spank-spank-with-slipper-marcia-sensitive-sensitive-gif-15362628

La chancla™

[west phoenix]

Apocalypse Chancla

[balmy obsidian]

You can't threaten me with violence over the internet, I'll just respond by clowning harder than usual

[noble ivy]

-# I promised myself I’ll behave better but the bits are hard to resist…

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[west phoenix]

Juli and i the two monkeys that are jumping on the bed

[noble ivy]

Leo fell off and bumped his head

[clever cloud]

someone stop me from drawing the worst possible connection when people say normal phrases

[noble ivy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/537191061156659200/1376952501915484270/togif-23.gif

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-ok-gif-25964442

[clever cloud]

jumping on bed -> ||soaking (mormon)||

[noble ivy]

Shut it

[balmy obsidian]

||Wheatley voice "I AM NOT A MORMON!"||

[west phoenix]

wait what

thats a thing??

[clever cloud]

oh sweet summer child

[minor orchid]

summer child sounds like so soft

I always liked it haha

[west phoenix]

like, i know what... that is. just never heard the phrase "jumping on the bed"

[clever cloud]

huh?

pretending it's a trampoline???

[west phoenix]

no dumbass

in that context

[minor orchid]

trampoline fellows

[west phoenix]

straight up bouncing on it

[minor orchid]

Voide what are you thinkin-}

[clever cloud]

of bouncing on it

[minor orchid]

on it?!

[regal comet]

dayo

[clever cloud]

the bed of course

[minor orchid]

ohhhh

https://tenor.com/view/jerboa-silly-happy-hop-bouncy-gif-7560254955129211911

jumpin' time!

[shell bison]

https://tenor.com/view/jumping-on-the-bed-jumper-pounce-bunny-beautiful-gif-17382011426160593203

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/parkour-cat-agile-look-at-me-go-zoomies-gif-17445063

this is how i act on lancer days

[supple carbon]

The Lancerrrrrr

[minor orchid]

I would have a reaction

if I had lancer days as a player

[noble ivy]

This how I act on lancer days

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-non-linear-gif-27023528

[west phoenix]

i like lancer days as a gm too!

even if i'm scared my game sucks poo poo

[tame tide]

Me when I hit my funny bone

[supple carbon]

damn, i gotta hit more funny bones

[noble ivy]

Every bone I have is funny

[supple carbon]

damn

[wild flame]

if you join the skeleton army you'll be made entirely of comedy!

that's quite impressive

[minor orchid]

I like them too!

But... I have campaigns... and everyone cancels-

[west phoenix]

we had to postpone (ch3) ||meeting the crone because 2 people SUDDENLY HAD TO GO TO A FURCON AND ANIME CON||

[minor orchid]

heh, yeah, happens

[clever cloud]

you plan for that weeks in advance and i was told 2 days prior...

[minor orchid]

I guess sometimes you just forget haha

[west phoenix]

these bitches need to GM a long term campaign and i think they'd be more vigilant real quick

[minor orchid]

No campaigns?

But yes, Strixhaven finished, next session||they get into the dapplewing!||

[west phoenix]

oh shit chat, i finally reached 1000 hours in risk of rain 2

[minor orchid]

Riesgo de Precipitaciones

[noble ivy]

Apparently the Gemini AI is starting to actually cascade

[ancient crag]

what about listening to several million words about demigod squabbling?

[west phoenix]

been there girl...

[jovial beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/mithrix-risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain-2-ror-ror2-gif-11641158486492765521

cute little acrid my third main in the game

[upbeat hemlock]

Good morning calliope

I am deeply upset it's not friday

I am also upset that I find myself wishing away my limited time on earth, all due to capitalism

[polar glacier]

G'mornin JJ. Try to focus on the little good things. Like how Charlie Kirk is no longer on this earth.

[west phoenix]

even as a non american you should cherish this moment

[upbeat hemlock]

Hang on, let me look something up

Okay, that's funny

[noble ivy]

-# The facist with the second smallest face to head ratio

[supple carbon]

gun deaths are a sacrifice for the second amendment or something like that

[clever cloud]

given recent bans, do keep it light

whatever our feelings, discord is shit for these topics

[west phoenix]

🤫

[supple carbon]

that's a quote, and it's my only comment of the type

[west phoenix]

they won't get a peep out of me

just replace the name with rodrick steele

[noble ivy]

Don’t forget the first e in Rodricke

[west phoenix]

no. fuck that guy

i need to continue the bit that serenity gets everyone's names wrong

[supple carbon]

what did the thay do

[polar glacier]

But yes, we don't need to talk about that here. But also 🥳 🎉 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀

[polar glacier]

Spoilered to try and keep us from going off on this, but I explained him in another server at one point. TLDR a fascist got got today.

[supple carbon]

nono i know that

i was just making a joke out of the spelling mistake

[polar glacier]

_<

Oh would you look at that my work shift is done time to get my brain the fuck out of here

[supple carbon]

noooo don't worry about it

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-throw-away-brain-spongebob-gif-8612783

[ancient crag]

A funny image

[shell bison]

Probably not the place or time, given mods on watch.

Best to change topic.

So, vent crab soup or vent crab ragoon?

[noble ivy]

Apparently the worst part of vent crabs is the texture

[west phoenix]

you're tellin me this goon ran?