#In Golden Flame
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Sapphic Masters of the universe
...I kinda see the "TBD" as a form of statement when I look at it?
...22 until the big 90k btw
The end is neigh
Jerry's dream team and Creative Solutions!
I like all of these honestly
We got the name Creative Solutions because (ch2) ||our blackbeard pilot jumped off a train to grapple someone and drag them back to the train||
very cool
Me and who
During this ||my character was also bashing someone against a wall while zapping them with iconoclast lightning and laughing manically. We are not normal||
update: reverie started the stabbing
Hopefully no one gets hurt 
Hopefully everyone gets hurt
Noooo violence is bad 
Waa waa waa
Alright folks
Yes I am folks
Hi folks I'm mom
hi mom 
There are only a handful of messages before the big number so get your affairs in order, I'm posting this mainly to point it out, preferably use a bit of foresight and look at the number before posting, ideally it should be Ada hitting it
MOTHER
Clean your room
no 
Oh my fucking god
and we did it
NOOO I'M SORRY
I wouldn't have it any other way
Its not the joyoys, its the "no" if i am correct
you are always correct
The combination of the 2 is glorious
I
Couldn't have said it clearer
But then again
I expected people to read
My mistake
eh, the 90,000th message is no different than the 90,001st
I have edited it
sue me
what matters is that we yapp so much we reached 90k in the first place
If i would have known sooner I wouldn't have said anything but it was right at the same time
I was typing as fast as I could dawg yall talked about it earlier today!!! I thought you still remembered!
I don't pay attention to the amount of messages, idk where to even see that on mobile
I was never part of that conversation
I'm sorry
I don't think it matters more than a passing "haha funny number"
Don't be, you couldn't know
I yap here too much anyways
No one remembers what happened at message 50k by now
By 100k everyone will have forgotten 90k
no that's my job
Move over madies, I'm the yapper supreme
because we are the best bunch of weirdos
except polaris
but he also was a hardened veteran who needed a hug
Reverie had to fight off muscle memory because she was ordered to not kill
Sadly yes when she is the in the mech she is a killing machine, but getting an order is higher priority. That's what she was trained to do 
i exploded some guy called lancelot
didn't comprehend when my anti-material rifle went through his material
Of course Leo's head ass would get it with a joyous post
I did say I knew what I was going for
big congrats joyous leo
I have purpose
ch1 spoilers ||chat the veteran cataphract rolled a 1 in hull ;_;||
now i got the whole round table of pirates after me man
don't worry they only have a few friends
with a few mechs
and a few swords
and a little something that can't be explained by the laws of physics, but not much
(in other news celeste beat)
EXCUSE ME
i don't know whether this is good or bad for a first playthrough but it is certainly pretty strawbery-heavy
yeeeeeeeEEEEES CELESTE
4101 deaths until you realized
In that last bit of the game, the ||memorial at the top kills me every single time I get there||
...realized what?
till you realized hehe
wait did i miss something???
i just wanted to reach the top ;-;
There a problem, ma'am?
this
I mean if you want me to hit you just gotta say 
man
Hi yes I am man
oh i think that's at the end of the first section
Btw Ada Eleonor is bullying me because i talk to you
oh... you're right it's at the end of ch1
look
b sides
are worth
FOR THE MUSIC
WHICH ARE BAAAAANGERS
How about you sit b side a woman and hold her hand
speaking of celeste
I named a ronin in my games after Lena Raine and she became a goddamn terror on the battlefield...
Listen Yeen, kiss, hold hands, whatever you want you just gotta ask and get yourself out to California
yippie we won
funny how reverie went all in to enemies in melee and she didnt lose hull
do you mean get out of california? i don't get it...
i exploded a man
we lost a bit of hull but we are okay
yeah, it's fun ||took down a guy with my anti material rifle and a bunch of bullets||
hello calliope again
Hi Lamp!
i can do it
BELIEVE IN THE LANCERS THAT BELIEVE IN YOU
i need to lance her
but...
what juli
but you hardly know her...
well on that note. Meow are you telling me we've both been int he same state this whole time?
yippe californa
no, i'm in washington
oh skull emoji
westest coast bestest coast
i misread earlier chat
oh okay cool
i like that my normal human schedule matches perfectly with the wretched east coast goobers that stay up until 2am
'cool' okay i guess you hate me
well I been there before.
One of my players was up there for a while but he left. So I guess there's only one reason for me to travel to Washington now
I thought I was at zero
Button, how many times do i have to tell you
no one hates you
Striga can't find Ember
Reverie got really sad, questioning if they left her to die in Calliope, wondering what wrong could she have done. Wondering who even Ember is, where she is... If she is even real.
Neighbours of her got a sudden feeling of sadness and nostalgia out of nowhere.
ada does
standing outside Reverie's door and sudenly you feel like shit
literally not true 
||Chat the moth is going to honeybun farms||
never
OWLCAT EMOJI
SOME OF YOU IS IN THE OWLCAT SERVER
WHOEVER YOU ARE. YOU ARE BASED 
owlcat have a server?
owlcat as in the game developer of the pathfinder games
oh my god guys i was JOKING
i havent really played their warhammer games
im mostly into pathfinder
only warhammer game i truly got into was vermintide 2
Rogue trader good. Dark heresy is gonna have kroot in it and I love those guys
remember, overchargin is your friend!
vermintide my beloved
they did it chat
Fatshark very good. (Mostly)
i also like the total war games even though i don't agree with their monetization
now they'll have to ch1 spoilers|| Deny some service||
-# is ipswitch trying to date reverie anna? or is it only a "ur actually cool lets be besties"?
the latter
sahsahshsa
when Reverie reveals herself as egregorian things may change /BIG JOKE
does she get so tilted at the towers?

WHA
tkm hahaha
the only grind ip switch does is the grind for views
grind some bitches wahaha
bitch farming on stream
if you can vibe with 40k's general deal (when it is done well) then I'd highly recommend. Each game is better than the one that came before imo, when it comes to owlcat games. And this time they got to flex a largely original system rather than being stuck with all the rough spots that pf1e entails. + the story and characters are great, as always.
mood
(i just dont have the money
)
Im also pretty excited for the Expanse game, even if it's not going to be a crpg.
absolutely fair enough lul
the expanse is so good ugh..
i don't play videogames anymore

gamer (derogatory)
I hardly-
i want tp play/..... lancner ....
tomorrow
Lamcer...
everybody wants to rule the world- i mean play lancer
lorde have mercy
they did the everybody wants to rule the world cover
Anyway, heck
Super fun to DM for these sillies
They are seriously considering "Name Pending" as a SRT name
I wanna die
Mark my words, you'll forget about it
:>
And you know what happens when I say something will happen
NAT 1
tbh id say to wait until reverie is revealed before doing the name choosing(?
my squad in chapter 3 (wallflower) still doesn't have a fucking name
Calliope coded
im still riding on "The Overchargers"
A life without risks is like a gun without bullets
Im already at 1d6 tho, so im akready at risk
I have made a terrible decision
The guy who i exploded with a barrage and a half of shooting didn't want to explode
And was pretty close to me, scarily close
It wasn't intentional tho, he just rolled a 1 on his structure
And exploded
Anyway, hope you everyone here manages to make someone explode next combat they are in!
Yes hahah
But
It gave me more lore stuff
All you saw it that Lancelot just... Was set aflame, turned into ashes
The Golden Flame™
That's.it guys
You beat the golden flame!
You level up to LL12
Now time to run wallflower
made a render of my remade map of the Hell's Gate docking bay
-# almost exactly a 1 hour render time... :(
it's 4k, feel free to use it as a background
Session just started and two memes have already been shown
great
oh this slaps
HELLS GATE DOCKING BAAABY
Memes?! In IGF?!
Not just shown
we have two memes created so far
can i see it?
real
seeing switchpoint always fucking flashbangs me with a memory of a shitty meme i made for @autumn birch 's Samuel and his Sagarmatha prior to getting Sal 
Switch already being a menace
Switch has a good heart
... And emotional support
and a chat
emotional support twink
@willow needle can confirm
naana eppy
Fugg you right
eepy owlie
Stupid timezones
im always right when nana isn't around, it's my superpower
speaking off, lancer tomorrow for some of you, have fun!
tomororow.... lanncner...
if lancer so good, why not lancer 2
god perfected it the first time around
So, one of my pcs got a date with a random npc
WHY IS THE IMPACT PLAZA INCLUDED-
damn
this has been the best
my players spoilers ||Glad I wasn't the only one thinking about maching the sales rep frien coded :>||
3rd Session was a blasttttt
His name is Krent
-# Kreeeent!
considering Stress and Stress and Core System and Core Bonus and a few other things, I disagree with this statement, but only a little
who up krentin it
and HMG
we gotta do something about that
He was born out of me mispronouncing something
would
btw, Krent only exists because @cobalt zealot accidentally clicked the Add Character button on Roll 20
Shout out to @tight pier for making him in a picrew in 30 seconds flat
Wonderful haha
I'm actually not sure what you're referring to
NPCs you didn't really plan for are indeed often very good
He hates his job so much, they got max on negotiations clock and one of the PC's was cool with him asking for her number
the only lancer example I've got is Juicy K, who is the NPC you can pick up from the Go Diving tables in Long Rim
He legit did the plankton, "I didn't think I'd get this far."
oh dear
i guess.... they really made an impact in this plaza
A good impact indeed
god awful joke killed the chat
`me when lancer today canceled
NOOOOOOO
my condolences, Lamp
sometimes a lamp has to be dimmed to shine bright another day... 😔 ✊
Skirmisher Skirmisher Skirmish with Skirmisher
I have a evil plan for next season
I charge straight down the center
They’ll never expect it
I am thinking of ways to make Krent more of a backstory
normal saggy behavior
im half debating if I should Raw dog the HMG or the mortar after boosting 12 spaces or be safer if I should lock onto the soliders who just see my big ol Self charging right at them
Grandma squad delayed to next week 

we have just started ||exploring the Tachyon||
-# Ah yes… one of the most
parts of this campaign
My Ogryn named Rook has never died to the enemy..... Besides when he gets thrown off Ledges
or being the only one alive against a demonhost....
Oh I win those
I really liked vermin tide 1 and 2, but I found darktide a bit lacking in charm
Though I think thatsthalf because it's 40k
My Power Club has never met a foe I couldnt beat to death in a bloody rage
i have my old friend a door and a stick
the only boss I cant consistently fight
tanking almost anything
is the Beast of Nurgle and thats because it swallows me
well except gravity
Gravity is the greatest foe to ogryns
they are grab spammers i hate them really bad
Personally I do enjoy 40K.... The 40K that isnt just grimderp at least
especially in havoc
I can beat the Chaos Spawn. My key is always smacking and side dodges
imo is most likely the unique charm and dialogue of the characters
I really like SOME of the voices in darktide
I think they jsut say the same things more often than not compared to vermintide
yeah i love the seer and judge interactions
Yah, that's the other half
but tbf in the start it felt something was missing
in darktide
but with the time it got better
yeah.... my PC is terrified
and the arbites was a breath of fresh air in interaction and seeing again the walking judge dredd references
I'm about to walk into Aldi. Which always makes me think about how shops must be like on Hell's Gate
goodnight my mori calliopes
huh
But yeah
session was good
I will use the power of my two brain cells and charge
next week
hearing that this was the canon way to pronounce it pissed me off
how do you pronounce it?
cal-eye-oh-pee
oh wheres that bit from magnus archives where they argue about it
instead of cali-ope-e
The proper way is cal-eye-oh-pea
The way then locals say it is calli-oh-pea. Like it shares a start with California
I thought Mori still says as the former most of the time?
"who the hell pronounces it 'cal - e - ope?"
"Americans."
the only correct way really
I'm Australian. And have a linguistics degree.
But also it was funnier if the locals get it wrong. Also there's a hint that that's how vex untended in the book, where it explains the nickname for karrakin expats
oh right cuz it's it callikin?
Yeah
Also, for all that I have a linguistics degree I thought grotesque was pronounced Grot-skew until I was in my teens
So .. yeah
I mean I remember the first time I saw rendezvous as a kid.
Can't learn until ya mess up or hear someone else!
Me wha
MAGNUS ARCHIVES MENTIONED !!! MAGNUS A
EAT YOUR TAPE RECORDER TODAY ‼️ ‼️ ‼️
Tbf "wrong" is a pretty dubious claim in this context. Cal-eye-oh-pea is the correct way to say the muse's name but really it's up to the Calliopeans how to pronounce the name of their own system. It's like Belvoir Castle (it's pronounced beaver).
Cal-eye-oh-pea is the correct way because its what they end up using in that Magnus Archive episode
(sorry I don't make the rules)
I want to say something I thought was cool relating to Magnus archives and igf
But I feel saying igf chapter X spoilers in the same sentence as Magnus archives chapter X spoilers are spoilers upon themselves
There's a chapter X... Spoilers
IT GOES UP TO TEN??
Thats a letter, stupid
Ten isn't a letter, stupid
I know French is a Latin language but Latin and the common usage of the Latin numerals are by in large extinct 
@balmy obsidian post NHP here too lol

Newest addition to the roster, Here's //THESIS, because I wanted to draw Laplace multiclassing into OSIRIS (and also make him look like a yugioh cosplayer)
Smh, not ozzy
Playing 3 whole characters would be a lot unfortunately 
Ozzy might appear in my sunday group though. I don't know if my hacker player is gonna go full goblin or not. We'll have to see.
HELLLLLLL YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
I love ogryn
Ogryn players who rp in game never fail to make me smile
Box?
Box?
Box.
Lunch?
YEEEEEEEEEEES
Welcome to NHP's, we have:
Egyptian Gods
Greek References
A random Aztec guy
Noah
Gotta protect the Little uns
welcome to Lancer, this is a hard scifi no magic setting with magic and magic and magic and robots occasionally
"There's no magic but actually there's magic" is how I described Lancer to my group
Cuthulu in a box
the nuanced take is "Lancer is about what happens when a no-magic setting is constantly faced with newer magic"
I am not a very nuanced individual
I'm a simple guy with a simple worldview and simple media critical analysis
to your defense that's probably still better than 80% of americans
Comfortably not awful
Wow, thanks Eleonor

i don't think anyone in this server fits the 80% i mentioned
I am the 80% 
nah, you're in the bottom 1% /j
Smh Eleonor's calling me a bottom in public
My KTB character on their way to challenge Laplace to a children's card game.
That moment when your player/art friend threatens to draw your OC doing stupid shit
Hmm, is Kapkat Lancer's Yu-Gi-Oh?
Operation Solstice Rain says it's a Sparri card game that Alex Kim is good at.
That's all I know about it
still a bit mean ;-; Like me saying that Britain is a hellhole
It's a popular Sparri board game. It's described as "a competitive and collectible card game that simulates a battle between demons and brave warriors called bearers of the flame. The colorful character and card art is very popular with certain circles."
Laplace will henceforth become a Kapkat master
It's time to d-d-duel!
-# hasn’t she called you worse here?
(For someone who has never actually watched Yu-Gi-Oh I do know quite a few of the memes)
this one hurts because it's true or something
she bullies me, and i can't believe you all sit back and watch
Yeah those snooty nobles would play this
The proper way to watch yugioh is entirely by osmosis
Much like every anime
nah some anime is worth watching
The most important lesson: Volleyball
In all fairness I have watched Haikyuu and it is fucking hype
Wagh
haikyuu has the same composer as hero academia so that hypercharges the existing hype
I’ve only ever watched like two anime’s. So a lot of names just flower over me like a pond rock
Voleyball
good mornign calliope
my "dinner" before my session in half an hour is just going to be that, possibly more booze, and bombay mix.
omg good mornin
you served the cat on a plate i can't be blamed today
I will always blame you, Amphibian
today's dunkin coffee was so watered, i think it removed caffeine from my system


also, half the JDT died off-screen for undisclosed reasons
Serenity, Elizabeth and the other one
the other one 
i think his name was Loo?
omg what happened
chapter 3 killed my first igf game so that tracks
(plus some scheduling demons)
They died of GM whims
rest in peace i guess
they're not dead. i jest
what's your PC's name?
In Hipo's game, i play Evan
It is my deepest regret to inform you that Evan has canonically died in my igf game. He will not be remembered.
I would say something VERY fun regarding this
but... it involves spoilers for ending of chapter 1
So Laplace keeps playing and losing in children's games?
i mean the cold of space would have got him if he did not crash into Hell's gate
say it and i don't read it?
Ok, I'll say it
Frogo don't you dare read this ||Evan is a silly billy and talks a lot about mods with Mikaela||
||...and??||
||oh nothing it was a bait to see if froggo opened the spoiler haha||
so mean 
Yes :)
i know you're strong enough, my friend
click it
nNO DON'T
DON'T LET THE SHOLDER DEVILS PLAY YOU
you can do it
NEIN!!!!
I will instead describe my evil plan of dominating the coming fight
I simply
Rush B
and I dont roll below a 13 all fight
simply as
that's the way to do things pal
just gotta cross 12 spaces in a single turn in a Saggy with no agi speed boost
and then, probably survive the immediate hellfire of the entire enemy team shooting me
you can do it
I believe in the Liver of the Dice
in the what
This, too, is an allegory for puberty
Base Script/Story by Alfabusa
Script Writers: Voy, Alfabusa, Fresh, Earndil
Video Editor: Alfabusa, VindicareAssassin
Script Editors: Failsnake, ComradeCrimson, Kochiha Ichihara, Verry
Art by:
RudeRubicante
https://twitter.com/RRubicante?lang=en
SleepyDraw
http://sleepydraw.deviantart.com/
Eliphus
https://twitter.com/Eliphusz
http://littl...
The Liver of the Dice has never failed me yet
damn
eco round combat?
the Milk/food Run
is that the snack run?
yes its the milk/food/snack/egg/potato chip run
the lemon fanta run
the milk run and you never come back
damn
maaan even my escapism is reminding me i have to get groceries
You know for a goddamn fact calliope has Jarritos instead
i was late to the session because i had to get groceries 😔
part of the suffering of my character
punished for being responsible
Im of course also like happy to sit on top of the babboi as we do the thing but I believe one of the pleasure has stated thats what their doing.... So it alows my big ol self to the least brainiac thing I could do (Charge)
how was the snack run for you guys?
Was it hard?
i blew up
and acted like you dont know nobody?
arr arr arr
(shark laugh)
a cataphract sprinted at me when it was having a nuclear meltdown
nobody?
chat is in a constant state of ignorance
oh god Frog can't hear us they have noise-cancelling headsets on!! Frog!!!
due to all of our party having the biggest of brains we succeded in the foodies.... now we in the doodle of boodle
that sucks
i forgot brace existed 😔
damn
gotta teach em early
I hope the cataphract charges me. Its missing armor to make it a proper Rhomanoi Cataphract and I got a charged blade to fix it's opinion
This is my GMing style
i don't know what that means, but good luck
It’s all going to plan
this is just daisy
as hipo already said, in our case the cataphract got unlucky and blew up
but thank god it did or i was finished
big lessons big lessons
remember the nat 1 disaster
we rolled somewhat low
he said "you aren't gonna roll a one"
IGF today is wild
What in the goddamn…
classic igf gaming
Ah, the marvels of the modern world
the conversation before this was more unhinged
"Both can get pregnant"
damn
im genuinely fucking disturbed
not, like, traumatized
but the conversation in the VC has gotten me like
"why don't you attach a realistic mouth to your drone to make out with Ari"
https://youtu.be/_PqZSglB_M0?si=dgcr6ZSqW_Xr3LSK
Absolute fucking banger of a video. Not mine tho.
oh shit an animated version!!
we speedran ch2 ||deepest fairyland|| in 10 minutes
this session has been talking about mpreg way more than the session

How you managed to do that-
-# i thought you were talking about some weird female version of mpreg?
PREGANANANT?
so far we've found out
- ari is going to get both (ch2) ||tarben|| and grimmr mpregnant
- serenai was pregnant and archie is her child
- finley is ari's chewtoy
- we are going to go on a triple date
also archie got hit by a rollercoaster and smashed through a glass wall with their drone
"Finley is Ari's Chewtoy" THE FUCK HE IS
why do I show up here
i ask myself that every day
Because it's the most
place on earth
I know I’m cursed but this curse is so unfathomably out of phase with my own and o, the dissonance, the dissonance!!
same
i am an instigator
what is it that ada said?
I think it was "if you think this place is cursed do not check any of the bluesky's of the people working here."
oh yeah one more thing, people ship archie and ariande because she has been carrying their drone around like a baby and they project their hologram being princess carried
Ariana Grande
damn
Game went well today
I gotta say, I think I am making a very conveluted build, even tho I personally prefer unga bunga, but for some reason Lance pulls the PHD out of me XD
Imma share it but have to spoil it
||-- HORUS Pegasus @ LL4 -- [ LICENSES ] HORUS Pegasus 3, HORUS Balor 1 [ CORE BONUSES ] The Lesson of the Held Image [ TALENTS ] Technophile 3, Combined Arms 2, Leader 1, Centimane 1 [ STATS ] HULL:2 AGI:2 SYS:2 ENGI:0 STRUCTURE:4 HP:14 ARMOR:0 STRESS:4 HEATCAP:6 REPAIR:4 TECH ATK:+3 LIMITED:+0 SPD:5 EVA:10 EDEF:12 SENSE:10 SAVE:12 [ WEAPONS ] FLEX MOUNT: Tripled Point FLEX MOUNT: Smartgun HEAVY MOUNT: Mimic Gun [ SYSTEMS ] Enlightenment-Class NHP, Eye of HORUS, Hive Drone, SISYPHUS-Class NHP||
updated it cause I forgot something
I gotta read a whole novel whenever I check my character sheet
[Exotic Weapon Spoilers] ||Love that tripled point exists just to give an actual way to crit fish for centimate||
It's also weirdly Peggy coded
-# wuh coded? 😳
You heard me
Also I need to make new art for her mech again!
Been doing it for every LL
THE BNUY
The mood today is early 00's glam pop
Britney Spears, Shakira, Justin Timberlake, etc
i didn't see the bnuy
more and more goober
if i had the motivation doing a kitbash for every mech addition would be cool, but the mech i have now already is a sunzi/napoleon hybrid
I will draw a new one for every LL
there will be one more
less bnnuy tho
more rocker twink
but also bnnuy
those two concepts are compatible
they are my bois
-# rocker bnnuy twink?
look at my bois
ayyy looks noice
looks nice
Void and Milstone are tired of each others shit
Void as in Void-class Comp/Con?
Void as in the actual effect of the void
void as in the hopper?
Void Class Comp/Con
*former
gotta love how it evolves into balorpegasus
🅱️ egasus
Bnnuyphus
that explains why so cute coded
technophile be really that one eldritch god who sides with you
Hallo
Naana and who(?)
my partner i guess(?
The 🍵 🏴
xDDDD
Bri'ish
you got a license for that?
anyway back to answering text
Attack formation on (ch.5) ||Sparrow Min||
I really do love coming into this chat and seeing the wacky and zanny things that goes on
whilst I vibrate violently
Sending good vibes and nat 20's to your allied mech pilots
i only rolled under 10s today 
even with accuracies and i also made most of my rolls risky teehee
That's great, big props
wait, i'm stupid. i meant to say under 
i got hit by a rollercoaster and then smashed into a glass wall (NHP subaltern)
Don't know what that means but it sounds like it sucks
NOOOOO
Here's a question, what would Siren's handle on the Muse be ya think?
Archie continues to make up for the lack of boy-failure energy across all IGF timelines
Damn
No idea who this is but hope we get an answer
"Captain OlderThanYouThink"
heh, I'll take it sure
they were more concerned about looking lame in front of everyone rather than the damage
16 < 10 confirmed
did i roll a 16 and 10?
i literally don't know when
i think i only made 3 lmao, 1 of which was a reroll
this you?
While we are on Kishka's question, what would YOUR characters handles be on muse net??????????
Mehkali's right now is Dogter_of_Wisdom! Since she has dog shaped NHP casket and is a therapist
Wren I am loosing it over what happened to ||Tarben||
heroic check to avoid getting dementia apparently
bro we talked about mpreg for an hour and played the game for 15 minutes
i literally do not remember what i rolled outside of the other 2
wawawa
its not finished yet I need to comm art of him and his effigy of spike spiegel
Act 1 Chapter 5 ||the shitposts are already beginning||
lmao
Makenzie would probably have a quasi-official MakenzieReyes account, alongside a more anon second account. But she'd probably do a lot under her real name. She seems the type.
Interesting
also wtf
my balor player stated that
- she wants me to give her character trauma
- she wants full subjectivity sync with her mech (SSC style)
evil planning time >:)
Dm's being evil? And giving Trauma™?
we hurt the baby
It's more common than you think
so we can uh
Wren, buddy, we don't need to couch our victories in terms of productivity. We simply enjoy Trauma™.
im never satisfied until my players have trauma. Oh and their characters too i guess.
exaccctly
i just wanna hang out with the NPCs 🥺
nah it's not couching it in terms of productivity, it's just mocking a common justification of why hurting the baby is a good idea.
(a response to "so we can uh")
(all of this is in jest, we love our lancer blorbos and their traumatic futures)
[Act 2]||Gonna have a field day with the Orizaba I guess||
They gonna traumatize™ your npcs Meow
that is good too. But archie must get their existential crisis and horror too.
THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH
Wren loading up the trauma like a shotgun and point it at one of the players
I fear rabbit season
pointing it at me :(
I have a player in my sunday game planning to do something similar with Hydra as well hehehe
Sometimes you gotta hit your pc's with your own brand of trauma so that the dm doesn't do it
for those who want to know. In my remix game [chapter 2]||Tarben, that random guy who gets merked by the cult so you can investigate his corpse is alive|| and he just prayed to an effigy of spike spiegel before trying to get it with one of the player characters.
bruh
you're the one who keeps bragging about how they're impervious (and besides I still haven't fired the first shot I loaded into the gun).
Ominous
it worked tbf!
i fear the greywash may or may not consume part of her(my player's) body :)
YOU'VE FIRED LIKE, 12
She'd be just a drop in the ocean if she isn't careful!
but yes archie thinking they're so cool and perfect and then getting shot down is funny every time 
In fairness it's very fun hunting meow archie for sport
And I do genuinely love archie
I hope you don't forget that you and your characters genuinely are super cool and a joy to be around
WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT
gotta respect the greats

he might be mildly religious but there are some forces (like Saint Spiegel) that even he cannot deny the efficacy of.
Cowboy bebop def deserves to be preserved in the massif vaults I feel
i did and have
oh def is and I'm now considering making a religion out of it or encorporating it into my version of Union Catholic for the bit.
What and what
Damn it's time for the muse net handles?
Lucy is TemporaryF1X, amused no one took it before her heh
oooh neat one! Any particular story to it?
lately i feel like i've kind of lost the touch with archie, i haven't had the chance to really show who they are yet
like, this was really the first time they had the chance to interact with people and i didn't get the chance to
Lucy's search bar be like
"How to fix a [insert whatever thing it's broken]?"
And if no one asked it, then the opening post is from him!
Damn that sucks
its just been combat since they've been created(?) and its cool to find who they are in that regard but nothing really outside of that
i'm not sure whether to make this NHP related or just weird horus tech shenanegins
It could be part of the character?
the setting guide said "all humans" and we're like "how 'bout no?"
it is! kind of, but there's more than just that
unlike their... previous of kin (idk how to describe it) they love the thrill of combat
Damn
Omg an exotic!
Wish everyone a nice sleep
gn :D
what in tarnation
tarnwhation
Goodnight catliope
Going to bed late tonight, my phone charger died and i had to scrounge for a random ass Nintendo switch charger i had lying around
goodnight :)
@prime terrace's (ch2) ||Sunbird-1|| tonight, thank you for the token 
it's a damn morning, heck
Morning good
morning is happening
LANCER TODAAAAY
Yeee, comin back from the snack run
for some god forsaken reason, I always imagine that caracal doing a Tom and Jerry scream
OOOOOHAHAHAHOW
god damn yes haha
I'm obligated to as your GM
Look, just because you woke up before anyone else
Omg
Morning Calliope, slept in
Hello bnuy
Good morning Calliope
Finally having lancer today and my players [vague ch2 spoiler] ||are all going to crash the fuck out of a train || 
Buns are either menaces or cuddly fluffballs I love it-
I today... got session canceled
so I guess I'll bake some breadsticks
Iconoclast: "ohguuh... I do... 1 AP damage..."
Treat yourself, you deserve it.
Damn
Imagine having lancer today, couldn't be me
i have been Joyous'd [but it's scungus instead]
woe, chungles be upon ye
noooo :(
al;so good mornign hells gate
you fuckers had lancer two days ago
AND HAVE LANCER THIS SATURDAY
holy emotes
That doesn't contradict what i said
But yeah
Hope you all have Lancer next week too
A lancerous day
oh god
the funny shotgun and the funnier shotgun
The funny shotgun and the Comedy CQB
shotgun!
You could add a weapon prototype lvl 2 and have another shotgun
maaannn i've been craving to play a raleigh recently and this isn't helping
Im looking at you
i'll just turn serenity into a rootin tootin cowgirl with hello kitty revolvers
sorry 😭
its not your fault???
Im sorry on behalf of Hipolito
all of you should run lancer games for ME on MY schedule
i actually don't think i could do that schedule permitting, i'm working on too many things as it is that i've been neglecting lol
so i unironically just used this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntz-Fr6PTB0&ab_channel=MylesMoss
time for another one-shot
also (ch3, jenny click it) ||The spirit of the Golden Hand is corrupting you||
You can do it, i believe in you
Good morning everyone gray posted this elsewhere and it made me think of you all
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/b70Kksc0kq8
ye but why would i if no one is interested
.... Do i know about this?
text games are good but my schedule is full to the point I just had to drop out of a game so alas no.
i would be interested... 
I'd love to play in a oneshot, I think most of us just aren't aware that you want to.
In my case it isn't that i don't have interest but there's a language barrier
aaah
its the one i told you about
it just be for the dream team (and i mean there's technically space for one more but idk if it would make sense)
i think lancer works best with 5 players even though most apparently think otherwise
i can't deliver the excellence of primoquest 😔
Im sending good vibes to you
5 players probably is the sweet spot
someone even made me a map when i mentioned it a while ago
You have a holiday special of dubious canonicity almost ready omg
That sounds like an attack but i meant it in a good way
Besides that map looks cool
i think so too!
i didn't even give them much to work with and they did it without me even asking
one thing that annoys me though is the floor has its own hex design but it mismatches the hex placed lmao
Ooooh that sucks, i have some friends that things like that drive them crazy
I don't know if there's a way to fix it
not without a version without the hex, but it's been months so i don't feel like a sking
You could always deactivate your own hexes, but that has it's own problems

no? the map comes with them regardless
I mean if your site offers the option of hexing the tiles, you could deactivate that, and use the map ones, but i don't know if that's posible
HOLY CRAP
Moth power
...
Those are some competent folks
those are some gamers
Gonna pray for that kind of luck
chaos gremlin squad session is on the way :D
ch2 spoilers: ||we're at the Icebreaker, fucking around after offing Capella - our GM described the mechfighting ring and mentioned that we all can take a downtime action, and two of us immediately jumped for going for Fight in the Hellfire League - three successes for my compatriot, five for me :D||
||I could technically get a license level as a reserve and get my Empakaai now, but in the interests of not letting my luck make me overshadow my teammates i'll probably be boring and just keep my Everest but take an extra Hull point or smth - open to suggestions on that front, AFAIK the reserve can be anything the GM's cool with||
||(also my Nestorian PC got to meet Howl and was lowkey fangirling)||
||OH GOD STRIGA IS SOMEHOW HERE send help||
"OH GOD STRIGA IS SOMEHOW HERE" doesn't need to be spoilers. That's just the natural state of Striga.
players defeated the (ch2) ||sunbird, ballistaria|| was pulling in some goddamn work
I was walking on them pretty fucking hard towards the beginning cause I recharged ||wolfhound|| like two times in two rounds and ||two players got caught in the blast and failed their saving throw one time||
holy shit ||wolfhounds actually did something instead of getting immediately yeeted back into the ultra?||
Yeah!
goddamn
Goodnight Naana
continued ch2 spoilers: ||we have been informed that a reactor was brought online unnecessarily, and im immediately theorising that Striga was onto something with the 'doomsday portal' theory, because why else would someone need more power?||
Player rolls max heat on overcharge, starts reactor meltdown. Remembers she has technophile reroll. Fails the reroll still. I roll the meltdown duration. 1 turn
CHP 1 Spoilers ||On Denial of Service btw. And this is the same player who got exposed and critted by demolisher hammer in the same fight on my other game.||
She is doomed to suffer
@undone crown
and we're ending mid-combat so we don't get to know if I survive the next roll or not lol
@cobalt heron
Save me Commando!
Heart of Iron While outside of your mech, you may add your Grit to your Evasion and E-Defense up to a maximum of 20, and your total pilot hit points increases by 5. Additionally, your pilot has resistance to kinetic, energy, and explosive damage.
and
Were they at least smart enough to ||not let the engineer raise an entire generation of turret children in the corner?||
||we're at 4 out of 6. Rebake engis putting out two per turn hehehe||
common ||ballistaria|| W, that and the flamethrower did so much damage to that thing lol

gnight
Well, the PC managed to recruit their long-lost love "The Honest Bastion" rather than killing them. Now they just need to convince Jerry to hire one of Andros's old personal guard.
It's amazing just how much i enjoy playing, thinking, planning this damn game
IGF really is something else
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