In Golden Flame

[formal gale]

No but it is really good

The gun kata scene in the movie had no right going so hard tbh

[west phoenix]

i never saw the movie, i heard mixed things

[polar glacier]

But Spoilers for Puella Magi Madoka Magica: ||The incubators are trying to push back the death of the universe by causing massive pain and suffering to reduce entropy. The Faith of the one believes that the One will end the universe and bring a world without suffering, but the Leviathan is preventing the One. Reducing suffering and harm weakens the leviathan, hastening the end.||

[minor orchid]

SO SILLY

and so joyous

love it

[polar glacier]

Goes hard, Homura did nothing wrong

[west phoenix]

OOP I STARTED READING AND REALIZED ITS ALSO IGF SPOILERS

[minor orchid]

would you win against 400 goons-

[west phoenix]

yes. i am the mob boss

get 'em, goons!

[minor orchid]

goonettes in your case(?)

[west phoenix]

all of the above, baby

[west phoenix]

only a select few know what i mean but kugel in eleonor's game has said that he will be my goon

[balmy obsidian]

I would probably bounce off of "magica girl with guns make stupid contracts with smug demon cat" to be honest

very limited knowledge but i'll probably put it in the same category as eVA

[west phoenix]

its also tragic AF

and sad

[light mist]

madoka is so good omg

[west phoenix]

so yeah, close

[noble ivy]

the only thing I know about EVA /j

[balmy obsidian]

tragic and sad is another reason i would probably bounce right off

[minor orchid]

Forcefemmed

[light mist]

tbf madoka has a bittersweet ending, not a downer one
but that's fair

[west phoenix]

asuka kept slipping estrogen in his food

[minor orchid]

Shinji, get in the viceroy

[noble ivy]

Force???

[minor orchid]

you get a cute military outfit with it

[west phoenix]

also an excuse to post this again. serenity at SRT pride

[clever cloud]

It's not spoilers; it's setting information you would know

[west phoenix]

ok well i stopped reading it because i was scared

[clever cloud]

good reflex

[minor orchid]

... what does the foot mean-

[west phoenix]

look down

[clever cloud]

Viceroy is my favorite looking mech

[west phoenix]

i do really like it

[minor orchid]

agree

[clever cloud]

Orchis and Black Witch are tied for 2nd

[west phoenix]

the medals really sell it

[minor orchid]

solid options-

[clever cloud]

im an SSC whore

[west phoenix]

can't handle the heat

[clever cloud]

If you fucking frag sig me in WF i will shit myself

[minor orchid]

look I would be an SSC whore too but

kobold exist

[west phoenix]

mine is gilgamesh, iskander, and then drake

[minor orchid]

AND

[west phoenix]

kobold is 4th

[minor orchid]

someone in retrograde

made the Caligal

[west phoenix]

the who

[minor orchid]

one sec-

[noble ivy]

Metalmark pilot: "Just go invis and shit yourself on your own terms"

[west phoenix]

eleonor did you forget that ||the machine|| used a lot of witches/priests?

[clever cloud]

... can i click that?

[west phoenix]

oh, and the spite :)

yes

[clever cloud]

:)))

[minor orchid]

Caligal, Galiban

I love the lesbian look-

[west phoenix]

tiny baby man

[minor orchid]

she will push you

Violently

[west phoenix]

no she won't

[minor orchid]

Zamn

another sunzi bitch

though we know you would voluntarly let her(?)

[west phoenix]

she has to ask her mommy for permission (calamity)

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-crazy-look-gif-18950025

[west phoenix]

dont use my own technique against me!

[noble ivy]

The student finally surpasses the master

[last leaf]

guys I think I've accidentally set up some selfcest vibes going on in this prophetic dream sequence I've done for one of my pcs.

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-crazy-look-gif-18950025

[polar glacier]

no

nope

this is a trap

I will not fall for it

[last leaf]

lmao

[west phoenix]

shit wren... she got us

pack it up, we thought we could get some evidence against her

[polar glacier]

it was REAL fuckin close tho

[last leaf]

(vague chapter 2+ spoilers I guess depending how you cut it. Totally free for my party to read tho)

[polar glacier]

okay that's awesome tho

[west phoenix]

i love sassy ari

[noble ivy]

-# I'm scared to ask what's the trap Ada thought this was...

[polar glacier]

I've been accused of selfcest in this channel before

[last leaf]

which one Me too.

[minor orchid]

something something Ada and Kraken something something a list(?)

I can't recall- hehe

[polar glacier]

Kraken is not selfcest though that is my spouse

[noble ivy]

Hipo, I think she was talking about @thorn hinge and @polar glacier flirting with each other herself...

[polar glacier]

yeah that's what it was. Though I don't think that was flirting so much as mild antagonism. You'd have to ask her.

[minor orchid]

Oh fair fair-

[polar glacier]

There was also both of us hitting on Meow to the comment of "getting flirted with by two adas" which I replied to with "two adas so far" and still have yet to elaborate

[last leaf]

ugh I've just done the ending of this scene and it involves stuff that is very obviously in reference to a later chapter but if I post it here with that spoiler marker then that unintentionally spoils meow about the nature of that chapter. But I want to post it here (I've already privately sent it to some of you guys back when I first cooked it up) because it's cooool.

[clever cloud]

(ch3) ||For my fight with ???, i made it consider walking outside the map to have a better route xD||

[last leaf]

Oh I know!

[icy dove]

Could mark it as a spoiler for the entire module?

[last leaf]

Anyone who isn't in my game can click this smol spoiler tag to see what chapter the rest of the post is tagged for: ||chapter 4||.

[Chapter I just mentioned in those spoiler tags]||I just finished an rp with Ariadne where she was having a seance and communing with alternate reality versions of herself. Only, it wasn't her dream that she was inhabiting. This is how I ended it:||

||As you get up and start to run you feel the world slide from beneath your feet as a powerful prickling sensation runs up your back. It seems less like you've triggered some exit mechanism and more like whoever's dream this truly is has finally noticed you. With sudden [VIOLENCE//CERTAINTY//SOFTNESS] you feel yourself ejected back into the real world. An [IRATE//IMPERIOUS//PATERNAL] voice echoes from a single point in the [LEFT//CENTRE//RIGHT] of your vision for a moment as the last vestiges of the figures you had been communing with fade into dust. HOW DID YOU [INVADE//INTERFERE//COLLABORATE] WITH MY [DOMAIN!//FORESIGHT?!//PROJECT?] WHAT WILL BE [IS MINE TO SEE//WILL ALWAYS BE//MUST NOT BE].||

||Shaken but unharmed, you could almost dismiss it all as a fantasy if you didn't know better... and if your flamethrower wasn't currently lying on the hangar floor, unhitched from your mech.||

[polar glacier]

Nice

[wild flame]

Oh that's brilliant

[west phoenix]

i can't take that many adas

... in a fight

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-crazy-look-gif-18950025

[polar glacier]

oh but you think you could take us otherwise?

[west phoenix]

ye :3

[west phoenix]

putting her hands on her hips like "wtf are you talking about" is a based AF response

i love that whenever you present some weird bullshit to ari/archie it always starts with "wtf are you talking about, be normal"

which is exactly how i would react to most of these situations lol

[formal gale]

Good shit wren!

[west phoenix]

wren is a good writer

[upbeat hemlock]

that is spectacular

[last leaf]

its extra funny given that she can literally see the future and still doesn't take any woo-y bullshit from the force ghosts she's talking to or whatever they are.

[west phoenix]

thats a great dynamic

[polar glacier]

@upbeat hemlock & @formal gale and anybody else interested. I started writing up Calamity's story as a standalone document. It's not complete, currently stopping at the start of chapter 2, but it has Cal's whole backstory as it happened in my game, as well as some choice moments of her in chapter 1.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NmjbjzVJC4h4BCw0BRirzpSoPioTRPA8h-ST-RGQ3_8/edit?usp=sharing

[formal gale]

oh hell yeah thank you!

[west phoenix]

i will refrain... eleonor said she had "something funny planned" which means there's some bullshit

[formal gale]

Oh I have plans chat... Just asked one of my players if I can bring one of his other OCs into the game at some point

[willow needle]

Good night calliope

[formal gale]

Nighto!

[last leaf]

always has been

nanight naana!

[west phoenix]

gnight naana

[formal gale]

Okay just finished reading this. This is awesome. Will def be takin inspiration from this

[thorn hinge]

it can be two things

[clever cloud]

Ada x ada-at-work

[thorn hinge]

Also, the bolognese dish is finished :3

[formal gale]

Yoooooo that looks delicous

[west phoenix]

looks good AF

[thorn hinge]

It was worth spending 4+ hours making and waiting overnight to finally eat the next day. Amazingly delicious

[cerulean river]

We love it when food that takes forever to make ends up worth it

[minor orchid]

LESGOOOOOO

looks tasty af

[supple carbon]

Lancer tomorrow

[west phoenix]

i also have lancer tomorrow! (i hope)

boss fight tiiiime

[thorn hinge]

Made this a few times, and it's probably my most high effort dish. I made it for my spouse's boyfriend once and he nearly cried because it was "as good or maybe better" than his nonna's. she was a little old Italian granny so that's pretty much the highest praise I could hope for.

[cerulean valve]

fellas is it gay if suppressors touch?

[minor orchid]

Definitelly

in fact

nullifies the supression

[clever cloud]

this is the most omegaverse nonsense yall ever posted on this thread

[west phoenix]

i have a feeling that isn't true

[noble ivy]

-# in what way is this omegaverse...

[clever cloud]

... maaan

[nsfw??] ||omega hormone suppressors||

[noble ivy]

ohhhhhhh

[minor orchid]

wait weren't we talkin' about gun supressors?

[supple carbon]

gun

[clever cloud]

oooooh silencers

that makes a ton more sense, my apologies

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-spray-not-afraid-gif-1196917860742165100

jkjk haha

[supple carbon]

im sending evil and intimidating vibes to those who are still awake

[formal gale]

the wizard has harmed me once again

[noble ivy]

the wizard wants me to sleep at 8 pm...

[supple carbon]

im sending evil and intimidating vibes to those who are still awake after normal hours

im turning off your ||automatic respiration||

im reminding you of ||the existence of your nose||

[hybrid salmon]

I’m T-posing over you
(The “T” stands for “time zone”)

[noble ivy]

stop fragment signaling me pls

[supple carbon]

im reminding you of that random itch on your body that never goes away

[supple carbon]

i don't have anymore reminders so im just sending my knee pain to you by airdrop

[formal gale]

By airdrop?

You mailing her hammers or somethin?

[hybrid salmon]

Ty, have some crippling ennui and identity crises to fly back

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/redmura-airshipassault-airship-assault-grenland-vaughray-gif-2083680119163889594

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-davy-jones-dead-mans-chest-at-worlds-end-pirates-ofthe-caribbean-gif-14136409

[thorn hinge]

oh. It was hotter when it was gun suppressors.

[clever cloud]

I agree, my mind was very confused that so many people were into that niche thing

[west phoenix]

eleonor's brain is an enigma

[thorn hinge]

I know at least two friends who are going to give me ABSOLUTE HELL for saying this but

ABO isn't that niche of a kink is it?

[formal gale]

I feel like it's niche in how many people are into it but not niche in how exposed people are to it?

Like I feel like there's a lot of memes/ discussion about it but idk I haven't looked too much into it so probably talking out of nowhere

[woeful saddle]

incredibly niche as far as mainstream society goes, but overrepresented compared to many kinks in modern romance literature

source: i had the misfortune of having somebody else bring a presentation titled "What is ABO" to class in college

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-crazy-look-gif-18950025

i'm going to bed chat

lancer in 12 hours yippie yippie

[formal gale]

Nighto! Good luck!

[last leaf]

two plates there. One's for Ada and the other's for Ada-at-work I take it?

[cerulean valve]

I was talking about gun suppressors

Letme rephrase that

[cerulean valve]

Fellas is it gay if barrels touch?

[balmy obsidian]

barrels are meant to touch, they're a storage method that most often will get placed next to each other, sometimes on top of each other

not sure why that would be gay

[limber fossil]

in the final beat of chapter 1 i think

[balmy obsidian]

but power to them i guess

[cerulean valve]

Wait you need translation

[limber fossil]

||found the tachyon, and my PC is freaking out||

[balmy obsidian]

Good very good

[cerulean valve]

Ou wiwi is it Gayeux if baguette le touch?

[limber fossil]

anzora, my 200 year old (subjective 80) grumpy milf who carries physical books on her

made with real paper

from actual trees

has now developed what may be an obsession with FleetComm 5014 thanks to Siren

it's the first vidgame she's played ever

[balmy obsidian]

Baguettes are often stored next to each other as well

That's what bread baskets are for

[cerulean valve]

You're a bread basket

[balmy obsidian]

No I'm a human allegedly

[cerulean valve]

Why you carry such a bakery then thicc ass?

[balmy obsidian]

Fat

Ate too much bread

[cerulean valve]

Ha fat

You heard that chat? THIS FRENCH IS FULL OF GLUTEN

BIG GLUTEN

BIG DUMPY

[willow needle]

Morning calliope

[upbeat hemlock]

morning Naana

I need feedback on colour schemes

I'm making tokens for my players

I'm not wedded to any of the colours here, at all, and the player hasn't really given me anything to work with

[minor orchid]

Well, lancer today

they don't know ||the printer just broke||

[minor orchid]

I myself like it! simple, but stands out enough!

[upbeat hemlock]

I'm not sold on the purple. Player suggested it as the gunw as sourced from HA, but I feel it's a bit on the nose

[minor orchid]

mnh... I get the feeling.... maybe purple on the legs/arms/head only?

[upbeat hemlock]

I wish there was a canon militia colour scheme to work from :p

[minor orchid]

it would honestly be nice to at least know Standar patterns!

because we all know pilots will paint hello kitty all over it

It's how it always has been

But now... my biggest connundrum
MY players gtfo ||Spanish or English enemy names?||

[supple carbon]

im gonna click that spoiiler

[minor orchid]

your mech has the goon template now

[supple carbon]

man i love goons

they do things like, say "you got it boss" and "there's the bat!"

[ancient crag]

My bud is the King of Goons

[minor orchid]

Ultra Goon template

[supple carbon]

better to be a goon than to be a Mook

[last leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/lancer-ttrpg-mech-genghis-dog-gif-13175239381890990758

(if my players dont turn up I'm throwing them in a woodchipper)

[ancient crag]

That second Genghis does not have arms

[last leaf]

you bodyshaming that genghis?

[ancient crag]

Nah

Just statin what I seein

[hybrid salmon]

yes I’m the bat

[minor orchid]

Raise up your bat!

[shell bison]

ch4 spoiler ||WEE WOO WEEWOO CAUSTIC GOT CHARGE STAKED||

[silver pumice]

||CAUSIE|| :((((((((

[last leaf]

seraph never ceases to amuse.

[balmy obsidian]

You are torturing the poor cat

[clever cloud]

which one is this status pack?

[balmy obsidian]

isn't this default roll20 icons?

[shell bison]

nope, it's a custom lancer token set

well it's a mix of both

[clever cloud]

i pity whoever is playing hex grid roll20

[shell bison]

it's all I have :c

[ancient crag]

Wagh

[minor orchid]

We all been there once, it's all good

if it works, it works

[last leaf]

still better than running a game in google slides!

[shell bison]

ch4 spoiler ||WEE WOO WEE WOO PILOT COMBAT||

[tame tide]

Fascinating

[shell bison]

I FUCKING HATE CHARGE STAKE

[minor orchid]

w-who did that-

[west phoenix]

wren

the creature

he showed me, its awful

[last leaf]

it was a dnd5e game if that helps any but yes I did.

[dire cloud]

dnd5e game
That's the real horror /j

[last leaf]

it worked... surprisingly well?

not like

good

but

better than you'd think

[kindred zodiac]

Did you make that weapon asset?

[west phoenix]

i don't think so, but the color work on it is really nice

[hybrid salmon]

I once participated in a D&D 5e battlemap made in Google Sheets

[dire cloud]

Aww sheet.

[tame tide]

What

That's a crime

[kindred zodiac]

A crime it doesn't happen more often.

[west phoenix]

we're fighting (ch2) ||sunbird and we have 3 different ways to keep pushing it into its own missiles||

[cerulean valve]

Dom Food radar is the gift that just keeps on giving

[formal gale]

https://tenor.com/view/don-don-quioxte-limbus-company-true-gif-15934197920106609892

[noble ivy]

-# but it could be 😳

[balmy obsidian]

I am engaging in purely platonic behaviour

[formal gale]

its called stress relief and it's what good friends do for each other

[formal gale]

its peak

[west phoenix]

is this what harrison armory pilots do to repair stress?

[formal gale]

sometimes you need help popping the explosive vents ya know?

[balmy obsidian]

yes

[west phoenix]

thast was so fast, that's good

[shell bison]

BUNNY POPPED CORE

[west phoenix]

popped off

[shell bison]

WIDE AREA CODE PULSE

WIZARD BLAST

[west phoenix]

we are stacking burn on (ch2) ||the ultra. i bet you regret having 3 activations now||

||16 BURN. DIE||

[formal gale]

RIP BOZO nice

[last leaf]

it passed the burn check

[west phoenix]

oooh nooo 12 AP damage

[shell bison]

Some bitch ass Cataphract stole my weapon mount but it only gave me aura points cause now the mage cloak flows cooler

[last leaf]

total burn damage dealt to this thing by the party so far: 32

[west phoenix]

i love rallying cry being an enabler

12 burn has been from overcharges

[tame tide]

Who out thermobaricing they flamethrower

[balmy obsidian]

My players

[west phoenix]

2 system crushers and a flamethrower

walk into a bar

[clever cloud]

wren! quick!! turn it into a T2 and full heal it

[west phoenix]

its dead

[noble ivy]

NOOOO WE WERE TO LATE TO SAVE THEM

[clever cloud]

WREN QUICK RESUSCITATE IT

[balmy obsidian]

YOU FOOL

I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD, FEIGN DEATH

[noble ivy]

[west phoenix]

[last leaf]

naaah that aint my style

I'm just gonna throw an ultra at the theme park

[noble ivy]

[CH2 and CH3 spoilers] ||please don't have ERROR crash another sitrep...||

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/magic-school-bus-no-way-nope-gif-7186595

[shell bison]

Archie making phonk edits of Charltote is wild

[west phoenix]

and ari!

what else do you do when you rallying cry for a full 2 rounds

though i did do a full structure in round 1 and 2, that felt good

[shell bison]

I just popped off as the bunny wizard c:

[minor orchid]

bnuy wizard?!

[noble ivy]

the bnuuy magic in action

[minor orchid]

woah

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/lancer-tonight-lancer-lancerrpg-lancer-friday-thumbs-up-gif-26867853

[noble ivy]

Hey there Looks to the Naana

[minor orchid]

You are in the Lancer... right now-

[willow needle]

yes :3

[willow needle]

new name

[west phoenix]

we may have a tag team (ch2) ||in the hellfire league with Ari and Archie. the A team. Archie is definitely going to be a heel||

[noble ivy]

Wren you have the chance to do the funniest thing in the world and no I will not elaborate

[west phoenix]

see part of me wants to take bonded and the other wants to lean towards a gorgon drone build

ari and archie being CQC baddies sounds cool

[minor orchid]

Close quarter cuddling

[noble ivy]

yippie! more completely platonic pilot behavior!

[west phoenix]

its funny that has come up once

and they both decided that they're not into each other

one point being that ari is made out of flesh even if she is one of the good ones

[minor orchid]

Flesh bad

[noble ivy]

give me the robat hrt already goddamnit

[minor orchid]

Clanker crotch

[west phoenix]

xj9 lookin ass

[willow needle]

[cobalt zealot]

Would not recommend using a word devised to be analogous to another certain slur

[minor orchid]

Yes I got now informed of the meaning and I was just thinking it was just silly

I am dying of of embarrasment rn

[willow needle]

hm? but it comes from star wars

[supple carbon]

he didn't know chat

[willow needle]

[west phoenix]

its ok as someone who plays an NHP you can say it i give you the pass

lord knows bunzi has called me it a few times

[willow needle]

-# im so confused how is it a slur lol

[cobalt zealot]

People have been using it as a substitute in phrases usually referring to black folks.

[west phoenix]

instead of "robot" or "AI" you say that, it originates from star wars as a slur against droids

but we're not in this case?

[willow needle]

i dont think anyone is using it for black people at all here atm,,,

[cobalt zealot]

Because god forbid white people don't immediately start trying to go back to the 1950s

[west phoenix]

its a joke about AI

[willow needle]

yea i saw it being used as an insult for ai but i dont think thats a slur

[west phoenix]

not yet

[willow needle]

i think thats diminishing actual discrimination people suffer actually shdsahsdhashds

[cobalt zealot]

You have not heard someone use the phrase "I don't want my daughter with no clanker"

[willow needle]

i think thats a joke bc of the whole people having delusions about having a relationship with chatgpt

[west phoenix]

i mean, i have, but any slur could be used in place there. part of the humor is that it's a slur for something that isn't even real yet

if people can make up slurs about elves i think we can with AI

[willow needle]

and with good reason, chatgpt already has shown issues of recommending very toxic mindsets and even self harm

unrelated but ive been coloring the chomo

[west phoenix]

1000 degree knife...

[cobalt zealot]

Tbh I'm not very enthused by white people jumping at the chance to make a "slur", not an insult a slur specifically, for a group of people that doesn't even exist yet to dehumanise them. Which, given white folks' history about slurs and dehumanisation, is somewhat worrying.

[willow needle]

will have to shade it to show the sapphire look

[west phoenix]

bruh its not just white people

[minor orchid]

anyway I believe it's a good time to just... yeah admit I f-up and that's it

If I knew better I wouldn't have

[west phoenix]

hell most of the people i've heard say it are hispanic lol

we're 3/3 with that

[willow needle]

i dont wanna bumb but most creators i follow that ive seen it use it are hispanic and black

im not saying anything bad about them, just that i havent really seen white folk doing it

[west phoenix]

man i hate white people too but there's plenty of other stuff to get mad at them about

[willow needle]

indeed

[west phoenix]

its ok i am also white leo

[willow needle]

same

[west phoenix]

ich bin schlecht

[willow needle]

im as white as paper so im just sharing my silly thoughts with this, there will be better people to explain in this topic

[clever cloud]

"clanker" is a joke insult designed against AI chatbot and people heavily relying on it for everything

slurs are much more than insults-of-the-week

[west phoenix]

And i mean you're preaching to the choir with the gay/trans community. My last name is nearly a slur I've been called that slur all my life lmao

[supple carbon]

still i think it is valid to say that Clanker while not really a slur, it is an adjacent because some people, do try and use it like it.

[willow needle]

altho chill hipo, dont beat yourself up for that, in my opinion its something minimal

[minor orchid]

look in other more interesting news-

Lancer finishing-

ch1 spoilers ||they did it, negotiations are going well, they got a crit!||

also another spoiler|| Ipswitch is taggin' along||

[west phoenix]

I think if people use it maliciously that's not okay, but usually its just a joke

[supple carbon]

finally, i can read these spoilers

[minor orchid]

Yes you can son a frog

[noble ivy]

||emotional support twink|| acquired

[minor orchid]

LMAO SJSJSJ

true

[willow needle]

i mean yea, the thing is the intention, its why communities reclaim slurs, because the intention is not of discrimination anymore (altho its still usage only for the specific community)

[willow needle]

yippie

[minor orchid]

Ipswitch is so fun to portray

honestly everyone is(? I am having a lot of fun being NPC haha

[west phoenix]

I be saying them lmao

[supple carbon]

🅱️ rinter 🅱️ lew up

[minor orchid]

and yes brinter blew up

[hybrid salmon]

my son is gming I am so proud

[noble ivy]

-# do you know who did it in your timeline

[supple carbon]

i stole the coolant

[willow needle]

we all did

[minor orchid]

:D

[willow needle]

reverie tried to request one of her higher tier mechs (her amber phantom) but the SSC person that took her to calliope made some stuff to avoid reverie revealing herself so, the internal program of the printer got stuck in constant requests to print the phantom without being able to.

frogs character stole part of the printer thinking it was not used.

another character kicked the machine with his metal legs because he got angry at it.

the other character i think he made something as well but i dont know what

[minor orchid]

Yorhan and quincy, in that order

Quincy fed up the requests for the printer with "exotic luxuries"

[supple carbon]

IT WASN'T USED IT WAS ALMOST EMPTY

[minor orchid]

from high quality weapons to cupholders

[jovial beacon]

i kicked it cause i can't print my old mechs

[noble ivy]

another hipo player joins the chat

[minor orchid]

only one left-

[hybrid salmon]

Jerry: “You put all our lives at risk over twenty four cup holders.”
-# “When this is over I want one for a coffee mug.”

[jovial beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-iluvmybf-gif-4712057245981450122

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-happy-jumping-gif-26555219

[minor orchid]

Plus, lots of npc talkies!

[jovial beacon]

hai

[west phoenix]

Hi hipo victim

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-eating-food-monster-h-reginald-gif-2362901127389079325

[hybrid salmon]

Hai grandkids :P

[noble ivy]

welcome to the freakiest I mean best thread on this server

[minor orchid]

Oh yes... they don't know ch1 spoiler ||Los sabuesos del infierno estan llegando por la comida||

[jovial beacon]

yorhan legs be like:

https://tenor.com/view/passaro-sací-abacaxishq-gif-6557461534508089510

[formal gale]

Ah new person! Welcome!

[willow needle]

also many are suspecting reverie. she doesnt blink, she doesnt seem to breath, she sits down weirdly stretching her legs, tech to detect if she is still alive seems to show that she doesnt have heartbeat. she has very good answers to any questions, but the fucking goddman Strig TOUCHED reverie in the shoulder, obviously sensing the fluff, but she reacting jumping off as quickly as possible.

[noble ivy]

At this point, The amphibian has eaten so many creatures here that I've become numb to it...

[hybrid salmon]

ch1 spoiler question for hipo ||what was the impact dynamics rep vibe?||

[supple carbon]

Evan asking Reverie if she has cybernetics

[minor orchid]

They know about ||Steele, you can imagine their opinions hehe||

[willow needle]

"no, its just training"

[hybrid salmon]

||Meant more as how you played them||

[supple carbon]

in other words hipo showed us an image of Steele and all i could think was

[hybrid salmon]

yup

[noble ivy]

Don't slander my boy ||Bling-Bling|| like that

[west phoenix]

SAME

[supple carbon]

the Rorro Pirroro here

[minor orchid]

Ohhh! ||total corpros, cold, 0 interest in selling the food unless it's ultraprofit, all kinds of cheats in the contract. They know they can squeeze and they will!||

[formal gale]

BRUH

[minor orchid]

Look, they are not wrong-

[hybrid salmon]

Seems accurate to me

[supple carbon]

does Steele love red heads?

[noble ivy]

I don't think steele loves anything...

[minor orchid]

Their negotiator! Osprey
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/Ea9Zde and the og artist hehe

[supple carbon]

coming back to this quickly, chills

[hybrid salmon]

Well red is opposite on the color wheel to green, so redheads lack green, so Steele has green. That’s lovely!

-Steele’s assistant, probably

[minor orchid]

lmaaaao

but honestly accurate

but yes... next session ||(Time to blast)||

[hybrid salmon]

oh no will I have to surround Steele with flanderizations of Winner/Debeste (depending on your translation of AAI2)

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/eustace-winner-sebestian-debeste-ace-attorney-ace-attorney-investigations-ace-attorney-investigations-2-gif-1515056493202362540

Debeste ;;

[noble ivy]

Edgeworth's cringe failson

[supple carbon]

don't ;; that's a grown man there

[hybrid salmon]

But without his character growth

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/titanfall-bt-bt-titanfall-titanfall-bt-titan-gif-22263947

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/titanfall-titanfall2-titanfall-bread-cooper-jack-cooper-gif-24660089

[willow needle]

lancer in 2 weeks

[minor orchid]

Lancer in two weeks indeed

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/redmura-airshipassault-airship-assault-grenland-vaughray-gif-2083680119163889594

[hybrid salmon]

The cycle continues

[minor orchid]

I now need to wait to play the blorbos again

ch1 npc:||Striga jumpscare was so fun still hehe||

[willow needle]

[supple carbon]

in this session we broke the printer, i updated my windows, and almost figured out that reverie was hiding something but alas, it will take a few more seshs

[minor orchid]

Just wait for ch1 spoilers: ||Denial of Service hehe||

[shell bison]

Yeen really out here to ruin Charlotte's reputation as the calm reasonable one via that PHONK edit of her last combat

[willow needle]

anna nemo*
who's reverie?

[minor orchid]

tf is Reverie? we all know Anna Nemo!

[supple carbon]

Anna Nemo is a completely normal person, she does human things, like stand there

[willow needle]

she stares

[supple carbon]

the what now

[minor orchid]

the phonk edit!

[noble ivy]

who hired this to stare at me...

[minor orchid]

Jerry: "I hired this Moth to stare at you"

[shell bison]

Bun popped off last combat.

[supple carbon]

i wanna see the phonk edit

[west phoenix]

She's out here doing damage control and Archie is recording the whole thing as she pops off

[supple carbon]

hipo can we see the phonk edit?

[willow needle]

actually reverie slipped twice in this session, she said "idk if that much coffee is healthy for humans" and another thing that i forgot(?)

[supple carbon]

she said persons but yeah

[willow needle]

i think in spanish it sounds really weird to refer to people as "humans" about health stuff, if we played in english she would have said it imo

[supple carbon]

and she said she has bad knees, but still was the first one to reach the top of the stairs

[west phoenix]

ARCHIE JUST WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW COOL THEIR TEAM IS. WHY IS THIS A CRIME 😭

[shell bison]

Charlotte's Chomolungma popped core, bullied the boss encounter, had a cataphract attemp to grapple rush her and she just tanked it and lost a weapon mount. Since it was in her arm we said the arm came off but Char didn't care, job to do

[minor orchid]

Fuck it we damn ball

[west phoenix]

we all popped off

[supple carbon]

ballin

[west phoenix]

ari's flamethrower whispered to her like the green goblin mask and she did like 16 burn that fight

i popped off before i popped my core, but the core feels so good. watching everyone overcharge for practically free and not structure feels great

only one structured and it was because i didn't pop my core yet lmao. poor bnuy got sniped down range

[minor orchid]

Popping off core powers just feels good

[west phoenix]

i think especially saggy martha. watching everyone tank damage, overcharge, and tank saves feels great

i think i'll miss the sag when i swap

[minor orchid]

and doing the classic: "Me first, then last"

two full rounds

[west phoenix]

YEP

wren wasn't aware lol

we won before i even got to my next turn lol

but it definitely mattered, i think there would have been 3-4 more structures and with overcharge we dealt with so many targets

part of me feels bad for worrying about activations because the fight would have been harder, its just a time thing

[minor orchid]

I myself just hope... my players do not- ||my players don't pop them off first combat-||

[west phoenix]

i think he could have kept 2-3 more activations on the field

[west phoenix]

let them know you dont get them back until full repair

[minor orchid]

oh yes hehe

[west phoenix]

whats the squad btw? i know naana is running a chomo

[minor orchid]

Double chomo, Heavy everest and sagra

[west phoenix]

oh no... double chomo...

[willow needle]

[west phoenix]

sorry you don't get to play the game hipo

[willow needle]

Keep hoping

[minor orchid]

They'll have fun :>

[west phoenix]

i'm not here to have fun i'm here to win /jk

[willow needle]

Hopemaxxing

[minor orchid]

alksjdlaskjd I mean all of them are new, I am not here to like crush them for the first combats

that won't stop me from ||Barraging with the spacer squad||

[west phoenix]

eleonor kicked our ass but thats because we didn't know how ||berserkers|| worked

it scared our melee character off of melee, but he ended up switching back later on

[minor orchid]

Yes, those are scary af

But I am not of reinforcements hehe

[willow needle]

Whatever the combat that is incoming is

I'm going to do a John Helldivers hellbomb /j

[west phoenix]

i got nuked in that combat so don't say that

[willow needle]

There's no enemies if I bomb them all

[west phoenix]

we caused a meltdown for an enemy and it ran at me

and i forgot brace was a thing

[minor orchid]

it got angy

[west phoenix]

thats the only person serenity has 'killed' when it was literally their fault

just eject, dumbass

[minor orchid]

Agree

doing a D.va is an effective tactic

Jerry: "Fucking... gerbil... mouse... whatever..."

[willow needle]

Thats what my joke was ahahaha

Throw them the exploding mech

While ejecting

[minor orchid]

Friendly reminder, no printer

[willow needle]

I'll steal the printer of this new station(????

[supple carbon]

Im gonna overcharge against hipo's desires

[hybrid salmon]

Only the last heat matters

[noble ivy]

Aren’t you going death’s head later on? Why the hell are you constantly overcharging

[hybrid salmon]

(well, danger zone, but that’s besides the point)

[west phoenix]

tagetes gaming

[supple carbon]

Fun

Im doing everything i need to do to get those extra dice!

[west phoenix]

he gets it

switch to an HA mech like a real man

or woman or enby

[minor orchid]

He doesn't know

[noble ivy]

Or amphibian

[minor orchid]

He really doesn't know

[supple carbon]

I won't fall to HA propaganda

[west phoenix]

Always
Be
Charging

[noble ivy]

Smith
Shimano
Corpo

[west phoenix]

Smelly
Stinky
Carp

[noble ivy]

[willow needle]

I need some help, what role/build do you recommend for a Hecaton? Still with the idea that reverie likes the "you don't see me, I stab you, you don't see me"

[tame tide]

CHAT

[west phoenix]

i paid for the whole reactor

[tame tide]

I REQUIRE COPIUM

[minor orchid]

Copium?

[tame tide]

PLEASE ADMINISTER IT TO ME

[minor orchid]

why

[tame tide]

YES

[minor orchid]

what happened

WHAT HAPPENED?!

[west phoenix]

[hybrid salmon]

I’m slurping it all

[tame tide]

So I'm at the penultimate session of Act 1, The climax of it all... Our sessions have been weekly and it has been great

[west phoenix]

what type of melee do you plan on using?

[tame tide]

My player just said they can't attend next session

[willow needle]

((what types of melee exist))

[ripe vault]

♦ Temple of the Liberated Mind

🔁 Standard Ban List 24.12
🔁 unchanged 10 updates
🔁 Standard Ban List 22.08
✅ Standard Ban List 21.10
✅ unchanged 16 updates
✅ NAPD MWL 1.0

[west phoenix]

you can wait two weeks i believe in you!!!

[tame tide]

Well they said they can cancel their other plans but I said "no you've been talkingg about how excited you've been for that over the past 3 days so ggo do that thing"

[willow needle]

Wtf

[west phoenix]

aux, main, and heavy

[tame tide]

Problem is, I'm on holiday the week after

[west phoenix]

they all require different alents

[tame tide]

And superheavy

[west phoenix]

well ye but talent wise its the same :p

[tame tide]

I REQUIRE THE FINEST COPIUM

Act 1 finale spoilers ||MOTHERFUCKINGG ANDROSS NEEDS TO DIE GOD DAMN IT!!!!||

[clever cloud]

just play 4 sessions tomorrow?!

[willow needle]

Uhh.. I am not that used to equipment in lancer to know twt exactly. I know that Hecaton has a sling which I want to re stylish into another thing... Beyond that I have no clue to what is what

[supple carbon]

Aux is small

Like one handed small

[west phoenix]

aux deal less damage but you can two, main is well, a standard weapon, and heavy is big and ouchie

if you want full melee i recommend heavy

[minor orchid]

And superheavy is

beeeeeeg guns

[west phoenix]

honestly heavy/aux could be good with movement, you could run hunter for some extra movement

[willow needle]

What i mean is that I don't know what's best of the Hecaton so IDK what melee to choose

That's why the og question

[west phoenix]

the hecaton is super versatile

[minor orchid]

Her friendship with amber phantom ended chat

she now wants nanomachines

[west phoenix]

can be full melee, can be ranged

one thing i can recommend is drone commander 1 if you can slot it so your drones don't die and you have to repair them. it sucks

you can also move one as a protocol

[hybrid salmon]

I wanna make my nanomachines too

[willow needle]

SHE WILL HAVE AN AMBER PHANTOM it's just that I want her to have chatacter arc where she discovers the truth, despises SSC, and horus gets her back after making certain wishes to a screen (?

[west phoenix]

it could always be a corrupted amber phantom

[minor orchid]

Balor gaming

[west phoenix]

like aw shit my print codes got fucked up

[minor orchid]

SECONDHAND AMBER?!

just like her hope

it's secondhanded

[hybrid salmon]

Yeah but smol stealth thing

[west phoenix]

thats what happened to our balor player; his big sal turned into a balor because it survived the balor virus due to its SUPERIOR REACTOR

[willow needle]

Basically my idea is that ||after reverie discovers what SSC did to her, she stares to the printer screen with all her licenses and starts freaking out and her witness gets really over the top. She starts to wish all SSC to go away and vanish from her life. All licenses dissappear slowly, one by one, and then a new strange one appears, followed by a singular message on screen saying "wish granted, use it well"||

[tame tide]

4/5s of my players are camping in a woods pretending to be monsters until Sunday where they will be hungry and sleep deprived
On Monday they will still be recovering
On Tuesday 3/5s of my players will be playing wildsea (one GMing)
On Wednesday 2/5s of my players will be playing map game
On Thursday I should be playingg Lancer 😭

[west phoenix]

okay so general build stuff if you want to go melee and sneaky you can use infiltrator since you can hide in your drones cover, drone commander 1 can keep it alive, and hunter, duelist, and/or executioner for aux, main, and heavy/superheavy respectively

[tame tide]

Sorry for interrupting build talk, I am just copingg so hard RN

[west phoenix]

its ok al i know the pain

[minor orchid]

no worries, copium is needed sometimes

[west phoenix]

eleonor disappears for weeks at a time all the time

[tame tide]

BUT IT'S THE FINALE!!!!!

[west phoenix]

I KNOWWWWWW

[willow needle]

I'm lost already

[west phoenix]

[willow needle]

Mmmmm

[willow needle]

Ahh I see

[west phoenix]

before anything else on your turn you have an action called a "protocol", you can use one of those to move the drone 4 spaces with drone commander 1

so you can move it 4 and then move up 4 with it

[minor orchid]

shepherd protocol hehe

[noble ivy]

Don't worry, a few weeks will go by faster than you expect
everything will be okay with some time

[west phoenix]

let me play al

i'll be there

[tame tide]

Ok

It's in person

[west phoenix]

omw

[minor orchid]

going too- /jkjk

[willow needle]

Also fortunately she wouldn't lose her licenses forever, she will use the license of Anna Nemo, her previous Reverie license of SSC will remain with all her licenses there. Just in case I don't like the Hecaton I have a lore reason to recover another mech from a previous license.

[west phoenix]

also naana as you already know you can always decide on another mech :p

[noble ivy]

I think Al's bri'ish so it's going to be a long swim to get there

[tame tide]

7pm GMT + 1 Thursday
Winkfield Road
Windsor
Berkshire
SL4 4AY

[west phoenix]

you have already changed your mind, so just play the dang game firs to figure it out :p

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-out-of-leaving-gotta-go-cars-fast-cars-gif-4673806499093220065

[west phoenix]

did i stutter?

[willow needle]

What i mean is that if the scene plays exactly as my idea I would lose all other licenses ahshsh but she has 2 profiles, that's what I mean

[west phoenix]

i didn't realize i'd be an HA™ gamer until i realized how good heat and overcharge felt to play around with

[tame tide]

It would be well funny because you'll jump into the end of act 1 and go "The fuck is happeningg here?!?!?!?"

[west phoenix]

yeah thats also the joke

it'd be massive spoilers

i'll play an HMG everest build and kill whatever it is :)

[clever cloud]

one of these days im gonna force jenny to use an SSC mech

[west phoenix]

i'm using a gorgon with a low ass heat cap is that not enough

[clever cloud]

no

[west phoenix]

i was originally considering a deaths head at the start. i like this a lot more lol

[noble ivy]

Put her in an Atlas

[west phoenix]

NOOO

[clever cloud]

actually, you played a swallowtail during a very unfortunate period of time and that was not fun for you

[west phoenix]

I HAVE NO HEAT CAP AND IM TINY

BOTH OF MY LEAST FAVORITE THINGS

[west phoenix]

yeah i fucking hated it and i wasn't even aware of how bad its heat was

[clever cloud]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO LL4 ATLAS

[minor orchid]

oh dear

[noble ivy]

good lord the Atlas is weaker than i remembered...

[west phoenix]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[tame tide]

Look at the repcap

[west phoenix]

NO DONT

I DONT WANT TO SEE IT

[clever cloud]

Juli, if you get targeted you're already playing it wrong

[west phoenix]

I WANT TO BE TARGETTED

[minor orchid]

smol boy

[west phoenix]

I AM TO BE THE SHIELD

[noble ivy]

...OOF

[clever cloud]

:))))))

it's so close to you being tankier as a pilot

[noble ivy]

IF YOU TAKE A SINGLE STRUCTURE YOU BLOW YOUR ENTIRE REPAIR BUDGET??!?

[west phoenix]

isnt the deaths head the same?

[clever cloud]

JUST DONT GET HIT

[west phoenix]

it is

[supple carbon]

Higher heat cap i remember

[west phoenix]

lmao

[tame tide]

ACT 1 FINALE MEGA SPOILERS, IT'ST THE FINAL COMBAT OF THE MISSION, FOR REAL FOR REAL TRUST ME DON'T CLOCK MASSIVE SPOILERS (not really tho)

[west phoenix]

ok. assassin/specter/reliable be upon ye

[noble ivy]

yeah but the death's head hangs our on the otherside of the sitrep away from all the scary people

[west phoenix]

ok thanks for responding to my message goober

[supple carbon]

Anyways why do i have to be hit when i have team mates?

[tame tide]

Just miss all the time

[clever cloud]

I WILL SIMPLY JK1 FOR 70 MOVEMENT TO THE OTHER CORNER OF THE MAP

[tame tide]

It's what I do

Ah piss I'm divining into the future aggain

[ancient crag]

Ah yes I should click

[tame tide]

You should

[minor orchid]

NO WAY IT'S HIM

[tame tide]

Anyway I'm gonna go off and cope by aquiring some nighttime tea for myself then continuing to play XCOM two Long war of the chosen total overhaul Mod for the total overhaul mod by using the total overhaul DLC

And then save scum like a bitch

[west phoenix]

[supple carbon]

Have fun

[west phoenix]

dm that to me (i will probably not play it)

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/my-bals-floppa-my-balls-locket-gif-17228324726954649980

[noble ivy]

-# i almost spat my drink everywhere

-# bals jumpscare

[minor orchid]

Bals

[supple carbon]

Me when i get hit by anything

https://tenor.com/view/redmura-airshipassault-airship-assault-grenland-vaughray-gif-2083680119163889594

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-abyss-cliff-gif-23764542

[supple carbon]

NOOOO

[west phoenix]

the people in question

[minor orchid]

so silly cat

[willow needle]

hecaton is not really showing me having aux or superheavy(?)

[noble ivy]

when the people get too close

[west phoenix]

i forgot one of our players made this edit with my blink anchor. after last fight its accurate. i teleported the enemy into a balor for 17 damage on its turn with it

[willow needle]

but yeah the build i have in mind is melee sneaky like what i want to do for amber phantom (but idk if what i have in my mind is plausible in game)

[west phoenix]

a superheavy needs a main or another mount to be used, you can mount a superheavy at the cost of not having a main weapon mount

[west phoenix]

i think a heavy melee and main melee would be good, or at least a heavy melee and a main gun if you'd like to be more versatile

[tame tide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvDVdI8apGQ

Literally this

[west phoenix]

(ch3 spoilers) ||??? tried to teleport and i made it teleport next to the balor||

[tame tide]

😩

That's rude

[west phoenix]

so was ||taking a bite out of our pegasus||

[minor orchid]

||Do not touch Loo||

[willow needle]

tho idk why the hecaton doesnt show to have space for aux

i guess bc of the size

[west phoenix]

it depends on the mech, they have unique mounts

i wasn't sure if it had one or not

[supple carbon]

It's sad, but it's also for different purposes

[west phoenix]

every frame having a heavy would break the game real quick

gorgon skirmishing 5 times as a reaction with a heavy sounds like a nightmare lol

[minor orchid]

heavy mounts go brrrrr

[clever cloud]

me: blunders my queen
them: misses that, and blunders their own queen
me: takes it
them: "You're dumb."
them: resigns

I love chess

[west phoenix]

i chose comp/con generated names for these two

[minor orchid]

COMP/CON names are really goated

not sure who made the generator but

[west phoenix]

the gorgon whispering to me like the green goblin mask

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/geri-game-pixar-shorts-board-around-chess-spin-gif-15989131

[willow needle]

oh, i have a heavy (?) lore question now

||i have heard that RA rules are basically "leave me alone" and "do not seek immortality (aka dont put yourself in machines)". for what i understand, that was directed to humans, does it apply to egregorians? im really sure reverie wont try anything like that, but what i mean is, are egregorians inside those rules?||

[noble ivy]

we doing chess shitposts now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GneReITaRvs

[west phoenix]

i don't see why not

but it didn't address them specifically

there's an argument that what RA said also applies to what humanity did with the egregorians

[minor orchid]

And so, the Calliope Event

began

[west phoenix]

its clear humanity just didn't listen to RA lmao

[ancient crag]

I couldn’t play a gorgon, not bulky enough

[willow needle]

i guess it was for any sentient being then (?)

[minor orchid]

just max hull, easy

[ancient crag]

True

[supple carbon]

RA as a dead beat is very specific, don't bother them, don't attain inmortality

[west phoenix]

eh idk, it basically told them to cut that shit out of not spread amongst the stars like they did iirc

but i don't feel like looking that up

its a bit of lore that i really don't care about lmao

[willow needle]

reverie: well, actually, im an arthropod, if i adapt myself to be alike a lobster, i would be able to not die of old age!
RA: angry eye

[last leaf]

some day I want to play an orchis or black witch in the same party as you just to style on your ass.

[west phoenix]

ok. a witch be upon ye

bye shitlips

[minor orchid]

Also going back to comp/con names, I am amused that 3/4 names Lucy's mech are, for now, comp/con generated haha

only the emperor has another(?)

[west phoenix]

i'll sit right here in my gilgamesh/sherman/napoleon happily taking that heat

[minor orchid]

Racing on a thuuunder, and rising with the heaaaat

[west phoenix]

enjoy your two actions a turn

[west phoenix]

i think i'm gonna keep the gorgon's name but it's sooo long

though archie has not proven to be unfaithful yet, i'd say they're the opposite

[minor orchid]

Yet-

[last leaf]

||strictly speaking the FCA only applies to Union. That said, I don't think RA cares about our petty divisions and I think it would be thematically counterintuitive at best if RA cared about humans seeking immortality but didn't care about other sapient life seeking the same immortality. Especially as true AI research was also banned. I think if any egregorian society became sufficiently problematic in RA's eyes as Union had become, then there's a good chance RA would tell them to knock it off.||

||and egregorians engaging with Union or its derivatives would need to follow Union law, so you'd have the USB or (worst case) UIB potentially on your ass anyway.||

[shell bison]

Oh god, I realized something

[supple carbon]

If anyone has any other ways to get some extra dices, i would love to hear them

I want to shot a mech and for it to get ash babied

[shell bison]

If we go to the BEASH Archie is going to add Char in swimwear into her phonk edits

[last leaf]

yeah, a black witch

[tame tide]

Holy fuck this is ggodly

[last leaf]

tbf the orchis/black witch matchup is incredibly onesided in SSC's favour

[minor orchid]

No way we getting BEASH phonl

[supple carbon]

There's a beach?

[willow needle]

i see :3 those were my feelings about the matter

[tame tide]

It just keeps MANIFESTING pieces that just get captured, or cheatingg in ways which is just gets captured

[shell bison]

Wren, are we getting the BEASH

[last leaf]

always have been. Why do you think there were so many bricks here?

[shell bison]

I COULD respec into black witch

[last leaf]

you already have confirmation it exists.

[shell bison]

it was one of my first mechs to pilot

Oh good heavens

Also, I will get Char in wreslter persona attire for the homework you assigned

I got a raise so I got cash to burn

[minor orchid]

BEASH is in every Calliope Timeline

[last leaf]

its the one SSC license which absolutely demolishes enemy hackers hard enough to make up for the rest of the manufacturer's hacking weakness.

[last leaf]

😳

[last leaf]

siegmar's slip and slide is so funny though...

[balmy obsidian]

Leviathans are thirsting for (act2) ||Megacorroder||

It's hilarious

[supple carbon]

I will ask of you all

Can you all tell me what's the maximun amount of dice i can roll for damage if im using an ANTI-MATERIAL RIFLE

[last leaf]

uuuh

[cerulean valve]

mostly me

[balmy obsidian]

Yes and it is hilarious

[clever cloud]

10^82

[balmy obsidian]

very specific number

[noble ivy]

don't worry about it

[balmy obsidian]

[balmy obsidian]

The numbers Juli, what do they mean

[supple carbon]

Huh

[noble ivy]

I said don't worry about it

[shell bison]

I mean, The League would be a very good ad for Honey Bun Farms

[balmy obsidian]

but I am worried now :(

[supple carbon]

I am worried too

[minor orchid]

Now I imagine the whole sponsor: fucking honey yellow suit

[cerulean valve]

look all i'm saying (act2) ||Megacorroder|| is a nerd, and i'm not called Dom for no reason.

[supple carbon]

I know i can get

An extra d6 for nukecav 2

So that makes 3, if i crit it doubles right?

So what others modifiers can i add to it?

[west phoenix]

WE NEED TO GO TO BEASH

are their circuits waterproof?

[noble ivy]

[Somehow an act 2 spoiler?]

[hearty whale]

EXcuse me I am also contributing

[clever cloud]

the instruction was simple

[balmy obsidian]

I am not a very smart man

[west phoenix]

plaster it on archie's fat ass

[west phoenix]

for a small cut, of course

[shell bison]

BRUH

[last leaf]

fair warning, this suggestion is neither practical nor a good idea and I don't even know if the system points work out or not but:
2d6 (base) + 3d6 (death's head core power crit) + 1d6 (opcal) + 1d6 (nucav) + 3 (hunter lock) + 1d6 (roland chamber) + current heat as damage (lucifier) + 1d6 (crack shot) = 9d6+3+lucifer.
Oh and for non damage effects from this setup you also get 2 heat, prone, and whatever crack shot bonus you go for.

I think that's everything

[west phoenix]

this whole session we referred to the size 2 mech as "the one with the fat ass"

[balmy obsidian]

Ok, in all fairness though I am being misleading.

Panzer was also thirsting after (act2) ||Harris Bordeaux||

[supple carbon]

Yippe

[west phoenix]

DO NOT RUN LUCIFER ON DEATHS HEAD

[hearty whale]

That's normal though

[clever cloud]

all the hotties are in act 2

[west phoenix]

DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM

[worthy root]

OP CAL, for +1d6, Zero in for +1d6 on a crit

[west phoenix]

hotter than act 1???

act 1 has so many hotties

[clever cloud]

there are no hot people in act 1

[balmy obsidian]

All the hot men are in act 2

[last leaf]

hell listen to me, I'm also saying don't do it.

[supple carbon]

Gonna check these things out when i get back home

[hearty whale]

Also did you see ||Harris's wife? Power couple? Threeso-[User was banned for this post]||

[west phoenix]

i will fight on the hill that (ch3) ||i do not think the blacksmith is hot. i'm sorry||

[last leaf]

for a more realistic build: 2d6 (base) + 1d6 (opcal) + 1d6 (nucav) + 1d6 (roland chamber) + 1d6 (crack shot) = 6d6

[balmy obsidian]

I am of the same mind

[worthy root]

+1d6 from Roland Chamber

[supple carbon]

6d6 is nasty, i love it

[west phoenix]

roll 6 damage

[shell bison]

Hear me out, Honey Bun Brand booty shorts

[west phoenix]

i meant their mech in the hellfire arena but sure that too

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/redmura-airshipassault-airship-assault-grenland-vaughray-gif-2083680119163889594

[last leaf]

although this would probably want to be a sherman not a death's head (drop nucav and take death's head is probably a better strategy but if you want more dice this is a better way to do that)

[west phoenix]

tagetes gaming :)

[last leaf]

this actually specifically cares about sherman's ability to stabilise directly into the danger zone because your action economy is so cooked. Not a terrible OC loop build really.

a bit swingy but if you want to roll big numbers every turn it'll work once you get it online.

[minor orchid]

Hexagon print

[willow needle]

i just had a stupid but obvious idea

the suit of a pilot in lancer resembling the mech they use

(painting reverie with that idea now)

[balmy obsidian]

Naanaaaaaaa the frog is banned on this server
You must remove frog from existence

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/redmura-airshipassault-airship-assault-grenland-vaughray-gif-2083680119163889594

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-eating-jerma-gif-24876775

[supple carbon]

Fitting

[last leaf]

does it help if I tell you that my black witch oc is a BLHAC Witch?

[noble ivy]

blahaj witch??!?

[west phoenix]

... Huh???

[willow needle]

wait,,,, Hecatoncheires comes from the greek mythos.................................
time to read to cook something

[minor orchid]

oh dear

why don't you cook some bitches(?

[last leaf]

maybe I'll make her trans for the bit but mostly just BLeviathanHeavyAssaultCannon Witch

[willow needle]

I LITERALLY HAVE

cry me some bitches

[last leaf]

average dnd hag.

[minor orchid]

pffff oh god

Classic Coven

[noble ivy]

hey, I'm also trans for the bit™ so it makes sense

[last leaf]

hrmn maybe I should analyse my own gender thoughts or on second thoughts lets just keep ignoring those.

[last leaf]

fr fr

[supple carbon]

Suffering from success

[last leaf]

black witch is actually just an insanely good mech for superheavy mounting tbh

[tame tide]

Blahac

[last leaf]

Blahac

[last leaf]

they're a support mech but not one that has clear action sinks and they have a relatively well rounded (frankly quite good against the right enemy types) defensive profile and no particular necessary points of stat investment aside from a bit of hull.

[shell bison]

BW doesn't even need the super heavy

[last leaf]

oh it definitely doesn't need it for sure

[foggy mountain]

it's probably been asked before but is there any art for L-Kay the pilot, not just her mech?

(sry to interrupt)

[last leaf]

but (a) it fits her characterisation and (b) ferrous lash is actually a pretty nice defensive tool for a character built around a ranged weapon.

[last leaf]

nothing to apologise for, you're the one actually using this channel for its intended purpose.

[upbeat hemlock]

Nah, it's the plasma caster from the Sherman. I just extended one of cables

[last leaf]

I haven't seen any but that doesn't necessarily mean there isn't any.

[shell bison]

Hi Jam!

[last leaf]

Not art but I do have this if it helps?

[upbeat hemlock]

Good (Australian) morning Bunzi

[last leaf]

lash + run away with base 5 movespeed + rev up your gun is actually not a horrible setup turn if you're being targeted by someone.

and most of the enemies that fuck with your day the most as a LHAC build either deal kinetic damage or try to hack you (my iceout drone has something to say there).

[minor orchid]

Charlotte core

[last leaf]

really the biggest problem is that it's a build that can't come online until LL5.

[shell bison]

CHARLOTTE CORE

[last leaf]

Charlotte being asked uncomfortable questions by the fed(eralist houses for her involvement in an open kidnapping case)s

[minor orchid]

just pull out the Seeder gun

[noble ivy]

hardlyknowher gun

[willow needle]

help me im entering a rabbit hole of lore about the hecaton

[last leaf]

genuinely I hope you give the I am a victim of my own success line a try (even if just in an internal monologue) at some point in the immediate future in my campaign.

[hearty whale]

One round of combat into Act 2 and I'm already down half my health.
Looking forward to next Leviathans game when I can lose the rest of that Structure!

[supple carbon]

Unleds you enter the bad rabbit hole i don't care

[willow needle]

wtf is the company centimane wtf

[last leaf]

oh they're Baronic Intelligence's deniable mercenary company basically.

[shell bison]

THOSE ARE JUST SPECULATIONS. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING FED MAN

[willow needle]

WTF is baronic intelligence????

[supple carbon]

No idea

[last leaf]

hmm how do i put this

[supple carbon]

Sounds like a mind goblin kind of joje

[last leaf]

The Baronies nefarious intelligence service. Proper alphabet spooks. Spies and secret police that kinda thing.

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/skofqq-gif-26054548

me reading the lore of the hecaton

but make the last face sad not surprised

[hearty whale]

They love size half mechs and greywash. The Hecatoncheires might as well be their signature mech

[last leaf]

they're technically independent and other people might be able to hire them, it's a little unclear, but mostly they just do some of baronic intelligence's dirty work for them.

[minor orchid]

Something Quincy should be worried about

[shell bison]

WAIT YOU'RE SENDING CENTIMANE AFTER ME

SCOOB

[willow needle]

the hecaton is not a horus mech

[last leaf]

oh and explicitly brutally putting down Ungratefuls.

[shell bison]

I'M SO COOKED

[last leaf]

hmm maybe I should do that too...

[hearty whale]

Whaat? Company Centimane did bad things you say. DoJHR? Well that's awful, we'll be sure to discipline them. What's that? They said they were doing that on BUC orders? We would never!

[noble ivy]

but It can be with the right flavor

[willow needle]

fuck you comp con for lyyyyyyyyying to me

[last leaf]

think all the worst aspects of the CIA and FBI.

[noble ivy]

In my games I'm treating my Sunzi player's mech more like a horus license just for the spooky flavor of it

[hearty whale]

Let's not assume they're THAT cartoonishly evil

[west phoenix]

what happened i was gone for 20 minutes and everyone is freaking out

[noble ivy]

We found out that Charlotte's OPs are the goddamn feds

[willow needle]

i got to read the lore of the hecaton, saw that in mythos they are giants with a hundred heads etc, so the mech name is because of the drones. then i read the lancer lore of the hecaton and theres this weird baronies lore and also that the hecaton isnt a horus mech

[west phoenix]

ok and me too she ain't special

[last leaf]

I mean compcon isn't lying. It is mechanically a horus mech. It works with all their systems because it's built off of horus stuff (and honestly, given horus' decentralised nature and how baronic intelligence denies the existence of the hecaton it does actually have as much of a right to the horus name as anything else imo).

[west phoenix]

this whole party has feds after them at this point

[hearty whale]

RKF is very good at taking other mechs, and iterating on their core principles.
Balor to Hecaton, Sherman to Tagetes, Minotaur to Calendula

[west phoenix]

common RKF L

[hearty whale]

I'm not sure I'd call turning the Minoatur to the Calendula an L

[last leaf]

Tbf there's a good chance they're more competent than the FBI or CIA but have you read the centimane talent description? That's some 19th/early 20th century secret police behaviour.

[noble ivy]

RKF out here making Mecha fanfiction

[hearty whale]

I'm being a little silly, yeah the BI are SUPER evil, and they have access to far more advanced technology.
Just like, I literally could not come up with the shit the CIA has done

[last leaf]

I'm being a pedant but the Hecaton probably isn't an RFK mech on account of legally not being real and the calendula technically was just a highly suspicious coincidence.

[minor orchid]

Coneja enojada hablando español

wonderful

[supple carbon]

Why is bunny angry

[west phoenix]

good thing they're not a real manufacturer :)

[last leaf]

actually fair point, the most ridiculous aspects of the CIA are derived from their incompetence whereas BI's incompetence leads to stuff like making a planet destroying superweapon with no kill switch.

[shell bison]

CAUSE HER OPS ARE THE FEDS AFTER HER WHEN SHE LIVES IN LANCER DUST BOWL DETRIOT

[willow needle]

so, in a dumbed down explanation, ||the karrakin are nobility houses that have a baronic council which solve inner issues and policies. the baronic intelligence were the FBI of the council to deal with bigger troubles, and they have hired the company centimane (like black ops) to carry the most nefarious murders and similar mostly against ungrateful (which i guess are rebels agaisnt the barony/karrakin)||

[minor orchid]

Detroit Lancer

[supple carbon]

What the OPS

[west phoenix]

opponents

people who want her to fail

[supple carbon]

I thought it was an organization

But that makes more sense

[cerulean valve]

Bnnuy

[minor orchid]

bnuy indeed

[willow needle]

oh i just checked that the og balor is pretty much related to a free company and the baronies as well

[last leaf]

there's a lot more going on but yeah that's the gist of it yeah.

||Crackdowns against the ungratefuls are a more public thing for instance, centimane's involvement is just noted as being particularly brutal even by Karrakin standards. And a lot of internal issues are left to the individual major houses (read: planets) as far as I can tell, with the Baronic Council more being the upper house of their parliament than a ruling body, if one that is responsible for deciding inter house political spats and setting broad policy goals. Actual legislative power lies in the democratically elected Ignoble House).||.

please do ignore quite how much I'm talking about them there, you've got the broad details bang on there, I just love talking about the KTB

[supple carbon]

I wanna hear more

[willow needle]

[hybrid salmon]

for a supposed lancer gm, i know so little about the lore ahaha

[minor orchid]

We only need the relevant lore for our blorbos

otherwise my mind would explode

[hybrid salmon]

and we don't even need that sometimes

[supple carbon]

explodes your mind

[minor orchid]

explodes your heatcap

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/redmura-airshipassault-airship-assault-grenland-vaughray-gif-2083680119163889594

[last leaf]

tbf technically we don't actually know if Baronic Intelligence was involved in the Bo incident but they absolutely catastrophically fucked up by (a) letting it be something that could even occur and then (b) failing to stop the terror attack that actually resulted in such a high sensitivity breach occuring

if you have any KTB questions feel free to throw them my way with an @, I can't promise I'll always respond immediately but I'm always happy to have an excuse to yap about the KTB.

[minor orchid]

we love lore yappin' here

[minor orchid]

No but I need to hear lore from YOUR blorbo too

[hybrid salmon]

if i make makenzie have some karrakin background I might need to take your offer up

[last leaf]

oh please do.

[hybrid salmon]

(in other news I'm sure I've spelled it both makenzie and mackenzie at different times and I can't guarantee it will solidify)

[last leaf]

lul

[supple carbon]

I just wanna hear more Karrakin lore so i can bad mouth them accurately like a good citizen of the union?

[last leaf]

the KTB is part of Union but I get what you mean

[minor orchid]

Karrakin is...

yeah

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