In Golden Flame

[willow needle]

It's a matter of practice tbh, I thought the same but with time I think I'm getting the hang of it

[supple carbon]

You'll invoke them

[minor orchid]

Tiger Ada(?)

[west phoenix]

i try to avoid that but yeah, next session is pretty minor i'll just go with what i have so far

[supple carbon]

Tigrada

[noble ivy]

So that means you’re a tiger who’s also a hunter

[minor orchid]

LA TIGRADA

[willow needle]

Tres tristes tigres comen trigo en un trigal

[light mist]

yeah i definitely think i've gotten better over time
and my players tell me they're having fun so i guess that's all that matters lol

[west phoenix]

my players are LIARS they HATE my game

[willow needle]

In the end that's what matters most, tt rpg is building a story with everyone, if all are having fun, it's what matters :)

[willow needle]

I HAVE THE SAME THEORY FOR MINE

[west phoenix]

naana why are we the same 😭

[light mist]

noooooo
you must trust

[ancient crag]

impossible

[minor orchid]

You both are SSC experiments from the same doctor(?)

[noble ivy]

STOP IT IM THE ONLY GM WHO HAS PLAYERS THAT HATE ME

[ancient crag]

wheres the proof DETECTIVE DM

[minor orchid]

That's why-

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/bap-cat-bap-cats-cat-funny-gif-25189756

[west phoenix]

they really experimented on me and DIDN'T turn me into a cat??? what the fuck

[minor orchid]

Ikr? Meanies

[willow needle]

I'm the most positive bitch towards anything that doesn't directly correlate to complimenting myself or anything I do. If we were the same, that'd mean I would have to hate you...

[minor orchid]

They say it was too expensive

[light mist]

no no you were a cat and they turned you into a human
tragic

[west phoenix]

oh i'm well aware eleonor hates me. good, i hate that bitch too

[minor orchid]

Oh god no-

[last leaf]

tbf I do have at least one problematic view on the Irish, I hate myself

[ancient crag]

Someone throw Meow into the air then spin em

[formal gale]

spin em around all silly like

[west phoenix]

then maybe you should love YOURSELF

[supple carbon]

I feel a trend in this chat relating to that

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cdi-king-link-throw-out-gif-27163426

wait a minutes

[supple carbon]

YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF NOW!

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-taiga-low-tier-god-low-teir-god-taiga-taigaholic-you-should-love-yourself-now-gif-9316422799029451715

[willow needle]

That's as improbable as a grizzly bear suddenly materializing in my bedroom

[last leaf]

so you're saying there's a chance...

I'll take those odds

[supple carbon]

There's always a chance

[formal gale]

never say never and never say you ugly!

[willow needle]

Of a fucking BEAR appearing in my bedroom!?

[west phoenix]

naana... turn around... slowly...

[last leaf]

the chances are low but never zero.

[supple carbon]

Hairy gay men are very common nana, get woke

[clever cloud]

I have made sketchs on the halo-as-collar conversation from like 2 hours ago

[formal gale]

Listen a dude in a car got killed by a bear flying THROUGH the car and atomizing him so I say it can happen

[willow needle]

IF I TURN AROUND I WOULD BE STARING INTO THE MATRESS

[west phoenix]

you'd be staring at the bear on the matress

[formal gale]

(may we see it)

[supple carbon]

Your matress is a bear

[last leaf]

reverse goldilocks.

[willow needle]

What

[last leaf]

it happens

[clever cloud]

no im not sharing. 1) i fear mods 2) it's very sketchy scratchy sketch

[supple carbon]

What

[west phoenix]

wren that sentence is honestly so fucked up but its so funny

idk why but im crying

[ancient crag]

yes

[formal gale]

oh darn

[willow needle]

Poor bear then what a horrible destiny to end up next to my sad self

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-raiden-senator-armstrong-source-gif-25038929

[west phoenix]

no it was kiskka i can't even read my eyes are watery

[formal gale]

yeah happened in Canada!

"Two Canadians died instantly in a freak accident when a car hit a 440-pound black bear and sent the animal flying straight through the windshield of an oncoming vehicle, local media said on Wednesday.

The bear's body hit the 25-year-old driver and a 40-year-old man sitting behind her and then shot out of the back window. The bear also died."

[supple carbon]

A bear would be lucky to even be in the position to eat you?????? /affective?

[thorn hinge]

yes correct🐯

[noble ivy]

If i can just tweak the equation...
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1313

[west phoenix]

proof?

[last leaf]

tbf I'm not even that irish but I get the passport so it counts.

[willow needle]

IM NOT THAT MEATY BEYOND MY LEGS HOW IS THAT LUCKY

[willow needle]

It was actually a reference to this !

[west phoenix]

why am i laughing so hard about this

[west phoenix]

no i thought you said the bear thing

[formal gale]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-tm-opera-o-uma-musume-tmoperao-laughing-gif-8578098772917498051

[last leaf]

oh nvm, something something stolen valour

[supple carbon]

BECAUSE THEY WOULD FIND THEMSELVES A HEALTHY MEAL? I DON'T KNOW DON'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH IT WAS A COMPLIMENT

[west phoenix]

it reminds me of the video of the deer smashing through the bus and just leaving

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-angry-bird-bus-windsheild-gif-9351262766819368949

[last leaf]

we're dangerously close to a deltarune joke at this point

[formal gale]

Also a good one

[west phoenix]

juli

[willow needle]

Actually yes Im very healthy at least my doctor said so

[light mist]

DRIVING IN MY CAR

[west phoenix]

my tummy hurts

[last leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-smirk-asgore-car-asgore-open-season-gif-5608362031003660771

[noble ivy]

-# I'm sorry i made it worse

[steady adder]

I've heard of Random Chimp Event but Random Bear Event is something new

[supple carbon]

Speaking of healthy go to sleep

[west phoenix]

its so fucvking funny

[formal gale]

I cant with that fuckin Asgore gif lmao

[willow needle]

I can't sleep, there's funny little people on my phone screen

[formal gale]

QUICK EVERYONE SHUT UP SO NAANA CAN SLEP

[willow needle]

Nooooo

[noble ivy]

I think the image of the Bear just being completely fine after words is making me fucking loose it

[willow needle]

I'm not that important

[last leaf]

The King's Chariot Cannot Be Stopped

[supple carbon]

Im gonna eat your fave creatures

[supple carbon]

YOU ARE (to me, my very dear friend)

[willow needle]

[formal gale]

you are fellow moth and that means yes you are

[last leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-knight-gif-10095168295952009600

found it

[supple carbon]

Don't bring Gatiburon en esto

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-shonk-attack-camera-dive-shark-gif-14344361424253681658

[light mist]

incoming blahaj, brace for impact

[willow needle]

Tbh I prefer the original, the guy goes out of the road to hit a random fucking deer

[last leaf]

this is gonna be archie and other pc's major backstory characters I can feel it

[willow needle]

BLÅHAJ MY BELOVED

[supple carbon]

Those movies were so fun

[steady adder]

there is so much more malice in that one lmao

[west phoenix]

https://youtu.be/YR18PvKZexI?si=kF2PTq0oaGlQ9SbU

it makes me think of this video

[light mist]

jesus lol

[west phoenix]

why does it do that

[last leaf]

Guys, I'm outnumbered. They're coming for me, they hunt in packs.

[supple carbon]

Nana im thinking on a number between 1 and 10 if you get it, you go to sleep

[formal gale]

SHARK BAIT OOH HA HA HA

[willow needle]

WHAT!!!! YOU HAVE 4??? can I have one please I can't find any around here sob

[west phoenix]

what the FUCK does this mean

[steady adder]

...and the mention of busses reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y3TiQP6_Nk

[last leaf]

I have 6 actually but one of them is downstairs and one isn't visible in this pic. I can't find in this country either tbf.

[west phoenix]

i need to shower but this whole conversation has me dying

[willow needle]

Talking about blåhaj, here's my chatacter in a blåhaj

[last leaf]

I like how you type this in the exact same way as Chloe.

[formal gale]

PRECIOUS BEEEEAAAAN

[willow needle]

0

[supple carbon]

Why did you gut Blåhaj and wear it's skin nana

[last leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-left-shark-shark-gif-20439402

[willow needle]

To make them all fear me

[supple carbon]

That's not between 1 and 10 smartass

English has some funny sounding insults, i can't really take seriously calling someone a smartass

[west phoenix]

ok i'm gonna shower now i've been laughing so hard and its so hot here i'm like drenched in sweat

[light mist]

go unstink

[noble ivy]

let me add to the blahaj pile

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shower-showering-showering-cat-cute-gif-11955391106985110144

[formal gale]

I can't see the shark suit without thinking of hi fi rush now

[willow needle]

You know who needs a shower?

Jerry

[formal gale]

I think he looks fine

his shirt meanwhile could use a shower

[willow needle]

Mostly for de stress

[formal gale]

oh fiar

[supple carbon]

Does he use the same shirt or does he print it like that for aesthetics

[formal gale]

closet of nothing but plain white dress shirts

every one has stains

[noble ivy]

someone spilled coffee on the printer and now every piece of clothing has the exact same stain

[willow needle]

Ok i have a lore question

Does Hells gate have any clothes shop?
Can I gift clothes to jerry?

[supple carbon]

Can i buy him an uglier tie?

[noble ivy]

Probably
and of course you can

[light mist]

i guess everyone's clothes have to come from somewhere 🤔

[supple carbon]

Im gonna print him the TEQUILA SUNSET TIE

[formal gale]

YEAHHH

[willow needle]

I mean yeah but what I meant is that If there's typical shopping center type shops or is it more that there's some factory people get typical clothes from

Like if there's fashion to choose from

[formal gale]

BRATAN YOU FIX THAT LAME DIRECTOR WITH SOME STYLE

[noble ivy]

in chapter 8 the Horrific necktie becomes a fusion bomb that deals 12d6 burn

[formal gale]

I imagine on the Gate there's a lot of like... street vendor/ small individual run outlet stores for that sorta thing

[light mist]

maybe it's a little bit of both? like the printers make "standard" outfits but if you want something fashionable you need to buy from more boutique shops

[supple carbon]

Speaking of Tequila Sunset i made the skill list for Evan in the disco elysium style

[supple carbon]

YEAAAAAH

[willow needle]

Actually "streets" with boutique shops and individual run shops sound very fun :D

[supple carbon]

Instead of paying attention to class like i should have i did this

[willow needle]

Nerd

[thorn hinge]

hell's gate is a city of about 2 million people. If they don't have a clothes shop then it must be a very liberated city

[supple carbon]

INTELLECT 3

Logic ◆◆◇◇◇

Encyclopedia ◆◇◇

Speech Patterns (Rhetoric replacement) ◇◇

Drama ◇◇

Contextualization ◇◇◇

Visual Calculus ◆◇◇

PSYCHE 2

Volition ◇

Inland Empire ◇◇

Empathy ◆◇◇

Autorithy ◇

Those Who Serve (Esprit de Corps replacement) ◆◇◇

Suggestion ◇◇

PHYSIQUE 2

Endurance ◆◆◆◇◇

Pain Threshold ◆◇

Metal Tool (Physical instrument replacement) ◆◆◇

Electrochemistry ◇◇

Circuits (Shivers replacement) ◆◇◇

Fear Response (Half light replacement) ◇

MOTORICS 4

Hand/Eye Coordination ◆◇◇◇

Perception ◆◇◇◇

Reaction Speed ◆◆◇◇◇

Social Tact (Replacing Savoir Faire) ◇◇◇

Interfacing ◇◇◇

Composure ◇◇

Even added some internalized thoughts to explain some of it

[willow needle]

XDDDDDD

[supple carbon]

I am :(.

[willow needle]

Sudden

[supple carbon]

It is

[ancient crag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1beEuBV7M0

[formal gale]

Ooof no volition rip

(Also don't think I caught Evan's description so I'm unfortunately lacking context)

[noble ivy]

-# If I'm going to Calliope I'm maxing shivers as soon as i fucking can

[formal gale]

or inland empire would be a good choice

[noble ivy]

nah man, i need to attune to that world

[minor orchid]

C O N C E P T U A L I Z E

[noble ivy]

trival: failure

[supple carbon]

Spineless young man got experimental tests done on him because he was lost then he got frozen in time for 350 years

[noble ivy]

[supple carbon]

Upside, sick new tech

Downside, everything else

[minor orchid]

Upside, you are still alive

Downside

Calliope

[supple carbon]

I made some internalized thoughts also but too much text already, im gonna annoy hipo with it though

[minor orchid]

Don't worry about it

After all, it's just... a coincidence ||right?||

[willow needle]

Me when hipo wants to share the story but doesn't want to spoil anything out of spite

[supple carbon]

Im gonna send it anyway, nana get ready another mucho texto

[ancient crag]

Hipo is a cruel creature

[noble ivy]

All GMs are cruel by necessity

[willow needle]

Hmm, am I a cruel dm?

Sometimes I think I'm just clueless and oblivious

[formal gale]

you're running strahd aren't you?

[willow needle]

Yeah!

[formal gale]

theres your answer

[supple carbon]

Internalized Thoughts

Flesh to Metal

The amount of metal inside you could make you qualify as a first grade computer in some sectors, your heart still beats, you still bleed red, and you still feel, even though most of what causes those things to happen is accompanied by high quality cybernetics, you are an experiment, but above all, you are human

+3 to endurance (Metal is stronger than flesh)
+1 to reaction speed (Metal is faster than flesh)
+1 to Metal Tool (Metal is.... Metal)
+2 to Logic (Metal is smarter than flesh)
+1 to Circuits (Metal is inside Metal)
-1 to Social Tact (It's unsightly)
Spineless Worm

Let's admit it, you never were the most opinionated, if someone told you to jump, you would jump, it was always easier to follow orders than to actually think for yourself, you know this, you are not proud of it, but it's your nature, and the sooner you accept it, the sooner you can deal with it

-1 to Speech Patterns (Never talk back to your superiors)
-1 to Autorithy (NOT a leader)
-1 to Drama (a very bad Liar)
+1 to Those Who Serve (in this you are similar to the rest)

Lower your head and look at the ground, let it slide.

Less

You had a purpose, a mission! A path nicely carved for you and now what, you lost it! It wasn't even your fault! But even so, it happened, and now there's nothing, nothing waiting for you, no great destiny, not even a small one, you are worthless, not even that, you are just Less

-1 to Volition (no coming back)
-2 to Composure (lost it all)
+1 to Empathy (rock bottom is full)

Morale is hard to be lost when you don't have much of it to begin with, it's very hard to go further than rock bottom

[light mist]

god i can't wait for my igf campaign to pick back up.... i have so many SCHEMES waiting to be sprung

[noble ivy]

same, oomf

[supple carbon]

You're full of whimsy when you want to

Other times you are making us fight things

[willow needle]

I just like the setting of ravenloft a lot! Spent a lot of time reading it, and I think that strahd is a good way to showcase it using the 5e system which all my players are used to

[supple carbon]

Positive

[minor orchid]

We hope for the best on this!

[willow needle]

Also strahd is fun even if by this time most of my favourite ravenloft chatacters are dead or gone

I love you azalin rex

[minor orchid]

All I say is... there's a plan

[formal gale]

"Rock bottom is full" Frog that's a banger line

[ancient crag]

Do tell

[supple carbon]

I cooked, even i can hit some bangers in a while

[minor orchid]

It all starts with 4 pilots getting into Calliope :3

[ancient crag]

Hmmmm sus

[formal gale]

unlikely, pretty sure there's no pilots in Calliope

[ancient crag]

No pilot lights

[minor orchid]

Well... we are being pretty generous with the definition of "Pilot"

lets just say

they are the "best" at the given time

[supple carbon]

Damn, hipo is calling us incompetent

Im gonna cry

[minor orchid]

Cope in LL0

No mech

no Licence

no bitches

[supple carbon]

MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER EXPIRED

[minor orchid]

Discombobulated

[thorn hinge]

Speak for yourself I'm cruel by choice

[minor orchid]

Get Fry'ed

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/redmura-airshipassault-airship-assault-grenland-vaughray-gif-2083680119163889594

[minor orchid]

(from futurama)

[willow needle]

Tbf out of the group I think reverie is the best pilot ( in terms of lore), SSC wanted her to be perfect anyway. A good lancer knows how to do great things even with the most basic mech anyway

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/fry-futurama-waiting-time-time-pass-gif-14489997756113082199

[supple carbon]

I think you could make an argument for every one of the characters, but Reverie is definitely skilled

[minor orchid]

How perfect is a thing you can't even control? 👀 SSC lost an asset that day hehe

A tool slipped out their arsenal

[willow needle]

A thing you can't even Control? Wdym?

[supple carbon]

Think about it, hipo is using flowery language

[west phoenix]

amen sister

[willow needle]

Ohhh

[west phoenix]

i killed one of my player's favorite NPCs last session and it felt great

the stakes are real now, motherfuckers

[supple carbon]

You did what

[minor orchid]

oh

[formal gale]

WHOOO

[minor orchid]

you upped the stakes

[west phoenix]

its not igf 😔

[minor orchid]

this is for real now

[clever cloud]

noooooo he's actually dead nooooo

[supple carbon]

If there's no body

[clever cloud]

it was vaporized

[supple carbon]

Damn

Ash babied

[willow needle]

But that's why perfection is a double edged sword! You missed that the whole plan of the guy that freed her was to seem so worth of trust and loyal to SSC that at the moment of truth reverie followed his plan, and SSC if anything, will take a long time to discover it was him. It was perfection, and loyalty, what made SSC lose Reverie

[west phoenix]

it was not

[minor orchid]

:)

[supple carbon]

No ash baby :(.

[minor orchid]

So sad it died from ligma

[supple carbon]

Who died

[west phoenix]

if i told you the name it would raise more questions

[willow needle]

I can't wait to kill two of my players chatacters next session actually! Its gonna be so fun!

[west phoenix]

yippie yippie!!!

every session i ask how i can kill eleonor's character

[minor orchid]

https://youtu.be/maAIWplFWUw?si=64DdPFWqXukBF9VM

[west phoenix]

the bastard man

[supple carbon]

Hipo nana is killing you

[minor orchid]

Huh-

[willow needle]

I already warned

One knows he is dying because his current oc is a joke chatacter

I need a brave volunteer to make the sacrifice feel real

[formal gale]

hey it's lies malicious

[willow needle]

Sadly for you I choose the volunteer

[noble ivy]

-# please tell me [spoilers for dumbasses] ||A bug named William's okay...||

[willow needle]

Who will it be?

[minor orchid]

Céfiro: "I'd rather die standing than live kneeling"

Has 2 hp left

[west phoenix]

he lives... for now...

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/sing-movie-johnny-im-still-standing-yeah-yeah-yeah-gif-25572038

[supple carbon]

I know u lying nana, i just can't prove it

[willow needle]

Lying about what?

[supple carbon]

Everything

U liar

[willow needle]

Elaborate

[minor orchid]

stfu I am dying because you think my kobold is a wizard of thay

idiot

[noble ivy]

a wizard of they/them???

[supple carbon]

You getting stabbed by a mutant baby has nothing to do with my suspicions

[supple carbon]

No point, you will lie about it, you liar /affectionate

[willow needle]

Actually what stabbed him was the mother's rib

[supple carbon]

Shut

Not funny

If it's accurate

[willow needle]

[noble ivy]

I thought you were playing 5E
How do you have accuracy?

[willow needle]

This Friday finally yall get out of the fucking death house

5-6 sessions to get out

[supple carbon]

You said that last week

[formal gale]

damnit Juli

[willow needle]

And I planned 2-3

[supple carbon]

And the week before

And the week before

And

[noble ivy]

yes... I grow stronger every time that sentiment is uttered

[minor orchid]

Look everyone already played strahd

... almost

[willow needle]

YOU GUYS KEEP TALKING AND BEING IMMERSED AND ROLE-PLAYING AND HAVING FUN

[willow needle]

Yeah but not my strahd

[supple carbon]

YES BECAUSE WE LOVE YOUR GAME AND THE AMBIANT YOU SET UP

[willow needle]

[supple carbon]

So shut it and go to sleep before i call you on discord

[willow needle]

[clever cloud]

Roland is a sweetheart idk what you're talking about

[formal gale]

Roland library of ruina !?!

[west phoenix]

the only sweet thing about him is going to be his downfall

[clever cloud]

And his fit

[west phoenix]

he do be kind of dripped out

[noble ivy]

Roland project goon reference??!?

[west phoenix]

bro got the SSC jordans

project what???

[willow needle]

Moth with Jordans omg...

[formal gale]

THATS NOT WHAT ITS CALLED

[last leaf]

same here. There is malice and glee in my mind! (and love and compassion but that's less funny to talk about)

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/voroth-donquxiote-hero-mili-limbus-projectmoon-gif-15525907403601970478

[formal gale]

I KNOOOOOW SUCCESFUL OR NOT I AM WHO I AM!

[last leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/my-bals-floppa-my-balls-locket-gif-17228324726954649980

[formal gale]

guys naming commissioned art is hard...

[last leaf]

behold, my group leader (reenactment is a very serious hobby)

[formal gale]

I finally got another picture of me moff and I'm trying to upload it to FA but idk what to title it lmao

[willow needle]

Okay guys, I think I'll go to sleep now. Good night everyone!

[last leaf]

eepytimes!

[supple carbon]

gn

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleepy-gif-20263057

[last leaf]

I should eep myself tbh

[west phoenix]

i was gonna say its late for you

sleep, you fool

[last leaf]

(i had to stay up late tbf)

[west phoenix]

waawaawaa

get your ass snuggled up

[last leaf]

(to let my housemate in when he arrived as he had left his key here)

[last leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/wiggle-why-did-bro-wiggle-his-shi-dih-shi-shii-gif-17756979448353684639

[west phoenix]

bro is WIGGLING

[minor orchid]

it is time for the eep indeed

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/yawn-barn-owl-robert-e-fuller-sleepy-tired-gif-27108513

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/jerboa-roingus-gn-goo-night-the-little-tiepnsy-gif-22339134

[willow needle]

-# not the ai :'(

[west phoenix]

IT IS

[supple carbon]

don't worry nana i have the solution

[willow needle]

Yea those owls don't exist x)

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-eating-food-monster-h-reginald-gif-2362901127389079325

[west phoenix]

fuck they're getting too good at this shit

https://tenor.com/view/owls-cats-fight-cat-gif-3530650

this one is real :)

[willow needle]

Yea :3

The whole video is adorable

[west phoenix]

slap slap slap

[minor orchid]

omg meow and naana collab

ok now I eep for real

[willow needle]

Good night silly bean

[cerulean valve]

Illuminate tomorrow

[west phoenix]

illuminate tomorrow

[noble ivy]

I thought the orbital drop ship troopers are tomorrow?

[ancient crag]

YES

I cant wait for that

I will change out my killzone rifle for the Balo rifle

If it only had the Detachable turret as well

[west phoenix]

goodnight chat

[balmy obsidian]

I like this, doing this for your character is a fun exercise

[willow needle]

morning calliope

[ancient crag]

Morning

[ancient crag]

I still don’t know what it is in reference to

But I am quite curious

[woeful saddle]

it is a reference to the video game Disco Elysium, which is 95% narrative dialogues and heavily revolves around "skills". those are skills from that game, or fitting replacements of them for their character :)

(it's an excellent game, fwiw)

[ancient crag]

AHHHHHH

I’ve played it I can’t believe it didn’t click in my brain

[woeful saddle]

you simply don't have enough of your brain occupied by lt. harrier dubois rotating slowly

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-the-nine-im-tweakin-disco-elysium-harry-disco-elysium-harry-du-bois-gif-10499413042932782184

[balmy obsidian]

I will most likely never play past the first day but i like how the skills are handled

Even made some cards for my triggers because of it,though the style is different

well, not all of them are triggers, but they could be. I just wanted to do at least two of each color https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/645137498577698833/1361080483546529922/image.png?ex=68aec63a&is=68ad74ba&hm=90bf7d16b87282bdd8fed560b09455c509c0fcdc1be5f262dd1003deda2bc6ce

[minor orchid]

and they look soo damn cool tho-

[balmy obsidian]

thank you

@steady adder also made some a bit back those were cool

I was gonna say "whenever they wake up" but do you ever even sleep

I guess robots don't need to sleep

[steady adder]

Like 2-3 but didnt properly finish them, they didnt really work with the aesthetic

[balmy obsidian]

i thought they were cool though

paracausal manipulation was my favorite

I need to do one for Interface with daemons at some point

[west phoenix]

Good meowning catliope

[balmy obsidian]

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[minor orchid]

Good yeens

https://tenor.com/view/hyena-affection-i-love-you-cute-animal-gif-1908242545815334760

[supple carbon]

Those are cool

[upbeat hemlock]

Hello folks, I am back to report on how Loki/Gabriel/PC (Maxwell, imagine Rumi from Kpop Demon Hunters) love triangle went.

While (ch2 spoilers) ||the rest of the party investigated murders and similar||...

Maxwell was texting Loki, and asked if he wanted to do something for the afternoon. He said yes. She suggested going to The Beash (giant wave pool on the icebreaker I stole from this channel) so she can show off the fact she can swim (an unusual trait in Calliope). Loki agrees.

Gabriel then messages her, because he had to rain-check a previous date because he had Board things to do. She suggests going to the Beash. He agrees.

Osha (another PC) messages Max and asks where she's at. She explains she's going to the Beash with the two pretty boys. Osha goes "oh cool, you had the poly conversation with them then".

Max doesn't respond.

Osha then tries to send "YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE POLY CONVERSATION WITH PEOPLE BEFORE YOU INVITE tHEM BOtH ON A DATE", but a ||wiggle|| hits and knocks the phone out of their hand and takes out the comms for a minute. By the time they have another attempt at getting the message through, both Loki and Gabriel have arrived at the Beash.

...now, previously, Osha had mistaken Loki for the mysterious prettyboy (Gabriel) that max had gone home with and asked if he was The Boyfriend when he showed up at brunch.

So, on meeting Gabriel, as a joke, Loki introduces himself as the Boyfriend. Immediately getting the entire thing off on the wrong foot

(none of this is spoilered because none of this is scripted adventure, this is pure My Players bullshit)

[balmy obsidian]

[upbeat hemlock]

oh, @shell solstice, in case you want to know what happened

somebody suggests volleyball. But they need an even number of players. Loki ropes in a slightly sad looking woman named Ishihara who is failing to paint a painting of the Beash as their 4th.

Loki then attempts to destroy Gabriel at volleyball, and is only narrowly stopped from going so by Maxwell's silly SSC designer baby physical skills.

[silver pumice]

YAEKO MY BELOVED

[upbeat hemlock]

after this, ishihara asks if she can take a photo of the (weirdly tense) hot people for a painting later, and then goes to share Muse addresses, which leads to "Wait, are you one of those lancers who killed that pirate guy?"

while this conversation Gabriel and Loki are sniping at each other in the background

when she asks if Max wants to come back to her apartment to be painted, the two boys form a truce - they're still in competition, but don't want to get 3rd Partied

[shell bison]

I love how the beash is becoming a thing simply because of community support

[upbeat hemlock]

they "haul" Max off to actually swim - I have the inverted commas because she is way stronger than Feisty Chihuahua and Noble Noodle

She's a little disappointed that neither of them are impressed she can swim - they were both born on planets with bodies of water.

further sniping

after a little bit, Osha calls back, explains they've ||cracked the case|| but also that is Max doesn't have the poly conversation he will source the most past-use-by saur-kim-kraut-chi on the icebreaker and hide an open container somewhere on her mech she will never find.

In the background both gabriel and loki are fantasizing about drowning each other

So she basically yells at them while they're nose-to-nose nearly about to start a fight "hey, I'm poly and interested in making this work with both of you. How's that sound"

[dire cloud]

(Act 2) ||Isn't Loki also an SSC designer baby?||

[upbeat hemlock]

Gabriel: I am a generous individual, I'm sure I can be accommodating
Loki: ...anything he can do, I can do better

[vast zealot]

||as is Gabriel for that matter||

[upbeat hemlock]

||yeah, but he doesn't know that||

[minor orchid]

THE BEASH!

THE BEASH IS REEEEAL

[upbeat hemlock]

||yeah, but he wasn't made for Physical||

[dire cloud]

||Also, he was mostly given genes for blinkspace skills.||

[formal gale]

This recap is gold heheh

[upbeat hemlock]

anyway, end result: Max is in a poly ship with Loki and Gabriel, but it's still low-key PvP between the boys for now

[shell bison]

PFFFFF, god he really is a brat

[minor orchid]

Polyamory was never meant to be Co-op

it's a PvP

[vast zealot]

ranked competitive romance

[upbeat hemlock]

during the same session, Osha and "Grandpa" (that's his callsign - his name is Zeb Von Aldenberg) took Swa the technophile NHP to a new parents support group organised by the Faith

[dire cloud]

So Loki ♠️ Gabriel?

[clever cloud]

BEASH: It's better than the real thing!

[limber fossil]

what is beash

[upbeat hemlock]

so, I'm not the originator

but it's a fake beach

on the icebreaker

like one of those wave pools

[limber fossil]

oh, lol

[clever cloud]

a non-canon, over the top waterpark

[upbeat hemlock]

but with pebbles becaus the sand is a maintenance hazard

[clever cloud]

the more unhinged, the better

[limber fossil]

i wonder how that much water interacts with spin grav

[upbeat hemlock]

that's how it was explained to me

[limber fossil]

...sounds uncomfortable

[clever cloud]

mine has a 24/7 rave with live laser show

[upbeat hemlock]

...I'm going to add that as an after-dark thing

[vast zealot]

you'll get coriolis effects when the water is moving but it shouldn't cause that much of an issue on a ring as wide as the icebreaker

[upbeat hemlock]

"Osha, there are several children attempting to jockey my subaltern. They are sticky. Should I..."
"They are FRIENDS on the IFF list Swa"
"...oh, okay"

[clever cloud]

my icebreaker was an absolute tourist trap. everything about it was ridiculous, overbuilt, and design to keep your there forever

[upbeat hemlock]

as it should be

[limber fossil]

he would be at home at grandma squad i'm sure

[upbeat hemlock]

chapter 2 spoilers ||the players, having completed Killer Sound and Send in the Clowns had a sudden moment of... wait, none of the kids here are wondering why daddy didn't come home last night, right????||

[west phoenix]

This is Max's magnum opus, she's never gonna top this

[vast zealot]

honestly I think small pebbles (like marble - pea sized) would be fantastic as a beach substrate. Most of the benefits of a beach but you wouldn't get uncomfortable sand on your clothes and skin

[west phoenix]

BEASH is transcendent

[vast zealot]

incredibly funny how she almost made a classic YA love triangle through the power of procrastination

[west phoenix]

They NEED to kiss, the crowd demands it

[clever cloud]

this is amazing because the question of who would have a fake beach is something that was discussed in the GM thread last year. It was agreed at the time that the only lunatic crazy enough to do it would be Steele. But I like the idea even better that the Icebreaker has a functioning one and Steele is irrationally jealous and wants one for himself on Impact Plaza.

[west phoenix]

Everyone wants a BEASH

[vast zealot]

of course, each needs to prove to the other that they are the better kisser 😂

[west phoenix]

It's better than the real thing!

[west phoenix]

Poly PVP time

[vast zealot]

doesn't Impact Plaza have three actual lakes for radiation shielding?

[clever cloud]

idk

"actual lakes" is a funny phrase for artificial pools

[vast zealot]

tbh I think this just makes Steele's inability to make a real beach even funnier

[light mist]

doesn't mean they have beaches
it does sound very in character for steele to jeopardize the functionality of radiation shielding lakes by installing artificial beaches

[west phoenix]

The three sisters lakes

[upbeat hemlock]

asphodel has beaches

...so long as you don't mind swimming in a hardsuit

[clever cloud]

I totally headcanon that Hell's Gate has the best saunas in the system using recycled heat from industry

[upbeat hemlock]

in our game, they have an onsen called The Octopus's Garden

Maxwell's 5 dads run it

which is why 1. she can swim, and 2. she forgets being Poly isn't the default

[minor orchid]

"Hotel 5 estrellas en Boreal un poroto, el mejor sauna en las cercanias de Rao Co!"

[west phoenix]

Is poly NOT the default in Calliope?

[clever cloud]

hoe

[minor orchid]

"We aaaall lift, togetheeeer"

[clever cloud]

this is the most personal bias ive ever seen out of meow xD

[west phoenix]

I'm sorry Serenity is stacking up all the bitches. One per chapter, so who is it gonna be for chapter 3?

[clever cloud]

Serenity is the only hoe with multiple bitches

[upbeat hemlock]

look, the way I explained it to my players is "its 15k years in the future. Realistically, the society of lancer would probably be incomprehensible to us. I'm going to portray it as A Bit Nicer And More Open than what we've got, but not unrecognisable"

[vast zealot]

depends how generous your DM is feeling 😂

[upbeat hemlock]

which is to say that a decent number of people are poly

but not everybnody

[west phoenix]

Apparently THEY'RE allowed to be poly but I'm not

[upbeat hemlock]

I wouldn't say my rendition of Gabriel and Loki are poly...... yet

[minor orchid]

YET

[west phoenix]

We can fix them

[upbeat hemlock]

they'll come around

[west phoenix]

Those two are so hot fr it would be a grave disservice for them not to be

[upbeat hemlock]

and all this started with my player going "can I get a trust fund femboy please?"

and me looking at gabriel

[west phoenix]

I WILL get the yaoi paddle

[upbeat hemlock]

and going "yeah, that's pretty much the order, sure"

also, my partner demanded I send her the recap I wrote up

she normally doesn't care that much about what happens in the games

[clever cloud]

amused by the fact i thought of loki first

[upbeat hemlock]

apparently the hot boys are compelling

[west phoenix]

We crave the yaoi

[minor orchid]

look everyone is allowed bitches

[upbeat hemlock]

I wouldn't characterise Loki as fem

[west phoenix]

He is a troublesome twink

[clever cloud]

...

[west phoenix]

'twink' i use lightly

[minor orchid]

twunk

[upbeat hemlock]

less fem and more mayhem

[west phoenix]

Physically he is a twunk but he has chaotic twink aura

[clever cloud]

the most ||forcefemmed|| character in igf

[minor orchid]

all thanks to Meow(?)

[west phoenix]

Why are you talking about me Eleonor

With things I can't read

[clever cloud]

nah, this is straight from vex's mouth

you can read it

[west phoenix]

I'm glad vex and i had the same idea

My thought process was: Serenity thought she was a lesbian, so Loki needs to become a woman to fit that criteria

[minor orchid]

oh, so it's a long line tradition

interesting 👀

[clever cloud]

[west phoenix]

How tf am i supposed to play a lesbian when there's so many cute boys

[clever cloud]

lmaooo

[upbeat hemlock]

OH GOD

I just realized something

[minor orchid]

"Lesbian, ||but cute boys get dommed(?)"||

[west phoenix]

Hell no lmao

[light mist]

i'm sure you'll find a way to get bi :^)

[west phoenix]

Serenity does not have that in her

[minor orchid]

Valid haha-

[clever cloud]

"Lesbian, but cute boys get ||forcefemmed||"

[minor orchid]

that seems to work

[shell bison]

Beash is Icebreaker
An actaul false beach with sand would be a Steele attempt and trick since he already ||stole the Dome Design for his mall|| act 2 spoiler

[clever cloud]

jesus christ the [redacted]

[minor orchid]

Redacted everywhere

[upbeat hemlock]

okay, so major, like chapter 5 spoilers? ||Loki might hate Gabriel in my game because he's kind of an instant stand-in for Baldur - both in the sense of being the "apple of the eye" of the person Loki is trying to impress, and also somebody to butt heads with and also not Baldur so it's all "how dare you stand where he stood"||

[shell bison]

I mean, Beash also enables the anime classic beach episode moment. When that happed in Stron's game it was very funny

[minor orchid]

Beach episode is always a vibe to wind down

[clever cloud]

BEASH lives!!

[limber fossil]

what is a beach episode

[west phoenix]

Wasn't BEASH right before Serenity fucking blew up lmao

Like 2 sessions before

[clever cloud]

an anime trope of having one or two episodes of filler where the main cast just has a beach day

[shell bison]

Elijah was hawian shirt and grill maxing
Catch was learning to swim in the shallow end
Olivia was inner tube maxing
Jeanne was constantly comparing to Char
Char was just trying to vibe

[limber fossil]

slay ig

[upbeat hemlock]

Loki wore a hawaiian shirt and HA-branded budgie smugglers

[livid mesa]

Just got to the Icebreaker and I'm stealing the Beash this is awesome

[upbeat hemlock]

according to my players

[clever cloud]

girl this could be true of any session

[silver pumice]

what is the beash

[shell bison]

The amount of community creations is crazy, we should make a list of them somewhere

[minor orchid]

The beash!

[minor orchid]

HAWAIAN SHIRT GRILLMAXING!

[clever cloud]

icebreaker beach-themed waterpark

the more over-the-top the better

[silver pumice]

DAMN I WANNA GO THERE NOW

we didn't have the beash :(

[clever cloud]

BEASH: It's Better Than The Real Thing™

[minor orchid]

you and everyone!

[wild flame]

What in the hell are budgie smugglers

[livid mesa]

Yeah, in the same way there is the spreadsheet "People of Calliope"

[clever cloud]

you gotta say the tagline every time as a GM

[upbeat hemlock]

oh, sorry, Australianism

[minor orchid]

That's the fee for using BEASH in your game? 👀

I'll take 50

[minor orchid]

PFFFFFF

[shell bison]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[wild flame]

Aussie slang

[shell bison]

I'm WHEEZING

[minor orchid]

TALKING ABOUT BEASH

AND SUDDENDLY

[clever cloud]

im dead

[minor orchid]

SUNGA

[wild flame]

Oh it's a speedo lmao

[clever cloud]

im absolutely fucking dead

[upbeat hemlock]

yeah, it's an australian term for a speedo

[clever cloud]

Loki in a speedo is not something i can survive

[upbeat hemlock]

a purple speedo

[minor orchid]

Nobody could-

[upbeat hemlock]

with the HA logo on it

[minor orchid]

HARRISON ARMORY TACTICAL SPEEDO

[shell bison]

Bro has to let you know he's Superior by Design

[upbeat hemlock]

military issue

oh god

[wild flame]

I assume because it looks like you're trying to smuggle a bird in the front of it

[upbeat hemlock]

Superior By Design on the ass

[clever cloud]

it has heatcap 8

[minor orchid]

oh fucking god

[minor orchid]

GIVES +1 ACCURACY TO HULL SAVES-

[wild flame]

Loki absolutely owns SBD booty shorts

[minor orchid]

I can't stop this please-

[limber fossil]

how much structure though

[clever cloud]

0.01

[minor orchid]

1

[limber fossil]

watch out for AP

[vast zealot]

HA understands the importance of giving their pilots a mandatory top gun volleyball scene

[minor orchid]

PDFFFFFFDSKLFJSDKLJF

[shell bison]

I regret to inform you the military gives you underwear as part of enistment. I would be be surprised if the armory does the same

Light purple boxer brief ass

[limber fossil]

talk about an aubergine stain

[clever cloud]

talk about his John Harrison

[minor orchid]

THE JOHN HARRISON

[silver pumice]

i leave for 10 seconds

[balmy obsidian]

Yeah same

[shell bison]

You know SSC Swim wear is the most anime/body complimentary designs

[balmy obsidian]

I left for a few minutes to argue about heat cap and there was a whole 200 new messages

[silver pumice]

𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓸𝓴𝓮 booty shorts

[livid mesa]

SSC Swim wear includes biomods to enhance fanservice

[shell bison]

PFFFFFF

I can see SSC doing "themed" swim wear like

[minor orchid]

So then

[willow needle]

I left to have lunch and this chat got all active wtf

[minor orchid]

IPS-N is sportswear?

[silver pumice]

thirsting over loki as usual

[shell bison]

IPS-N is probably more brihgt colors and usual outdoors wear that can act as swim wear too.

[minor orchid]

NO

NO SLKDJFDLKJDASD

I REFUSE SALDKJSALKDJ GOD

IT'S SO ACCURATE, FUCK

[willow needle]

Omfg

[light mist]

what clothes would HORUS sell 🤔

[balmy obsidian]

Sell?

[livid mesa]

My god now it's saved in my resources folder

[minor orchid]

Holo-Clothing

[light mist]

or distribute idk

[upbeat hemlock]

Horus sells censor bars

[balmy obsidian]

Memetic image imprint on the top part that flashes the message "My eyes are up here" in your mind

[shell bison]

HORUS sells outfits that make the anime jiggle sound effect

[vast zealot]

I can only assume that SSC's say 'posterior by design'

[minor orchid]

Designer's Rear

[willow needle]

SSC clothing so good you only need one

[minor orchid]

so true

[upbeat hemlock]

SSC clothing would be... fuck, what was that one silly fanservice anime with the living clothes and the scissor-swords?

[wild flame]

Kill la Kill

Also you're so right

[silver pumice]

this made me laugh really loud for some reason

[shell bison]

Meme by @regal comet

[balmy obsidian]

If it's so good I only need one why do they sell only two pieces and not one pieces huh

[minor orchid]

Tall because ears

[willow needle]

I pretty much imagined they sell one pieces tbh

[regal comet]

Oh hey daz me!

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-chopper-one-piece-the-one-piece-is-real-gif-6559028085936368536

THE ONE PIECE?

[clever cloud]

I really wish i could pin messages

[regal comet]

I still don't understand how she knows where I'm looking at, I don't have conventional eyes!

[upbeat hemlock]

that's the fella

[balmy obsidian]

"Sunglasses are great because people can't tell where I'm looking" energy

[regal comet]

I have a black dome for a face!

[balmy obsidian]

Also It's hard to look anywhere else because they take up the entire field of view

[regal comet]

"Ma'am it's hard to look you in the eyes your massive tits block the view-"

[shell bison]

We are not power scaling NPCs chests

[upbeat hemlock]

SSC would make a goddamned venom symbiot while aiming to make a swimsuit

[minor orchid]

...

symbionte swimsuit

[regal comet]

Because everyone knows there are categories to this!

[upbeat hemlock]

Swimbiot

[minor orchid]

"Always your Size"

[regal comet]

In softness? Char clears, in metric size? Morgana

[livid mesa]

Devious thought: Good adn collection method the Swimbiot

[clever cloud]

Horus swimsuit that leaves you with an impending feeling of doom when you look at it

[supple carbon]

Powerscaling what now

[minor orchid]

swimwear and chests

[balmy obsidian]

SSC does already have the sylphsuit, a swim version is really not far off

[shell bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241448527226339378/1335363333460856892/Untitled_Artwork_7.gif

[minor orchid]

#Women

[willow needle]

[regal comet]

Posting the punchline without the buildup? Smh

[shell bison]

context, one of my players is a sapphic disaster and has flirted with nearly every female character or attempted to

she saw Charlotte and thought I should get modded

[willow needle]

-# fortunately im not as down bad as that

[minor orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[willow needle]

look

if people think im flirting because im being nice, its one thing

because as a matter of fact i dont know how to flirt

[minor orchid]

Rubia Piloto de Black witch

[willow needle]

THATS JUST 1 PERSON

[minor orchid]

wait till the rest are revealed

[willow needle]

-# tbh i never made my characters poly bc i think its too much to ask of the GM

[minor orchid]

Takes notes on this

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[willow needle]

notes on what

[supple carbon]

Lesbians

[regal comet]

My fellow thing, you are in IGF, you outed yourself the moment you landed

[minor orchid]

Once again

Welcome to Calliope!

[minor orchid]

GM notes

[willow needle]

[regal comet]

[clever cloud]

it's easier if every character is dating one PC. The real pain comes from multiple PCs dating individually

[supple carbon]

You'd need to remember all their names

[willow needle]

i dunno, the majority of GMs i've had, had issues just doing literally 1 romance. my point rn is that, even if im poly irl, if its too much for the GM its alright (?)

[upbeat hemlock]

wait, with all this talk of the BEASH, I will take the opportunity to show off my addition to the canon of Things on the Icebreaker!

[silver pumice]

dear lord

[balmy obsidian]

Holy shit it's time for dragon ball 100x gravity training montage

[shell bison]

TBH, I struggle to find the time to allow a pc to date multiple NPCS because they loose time in session outside of pure rp sessions cause I need to motivate plot points and side plots. Perfect little universe helps with downtimes to make projects but I can't devote an entire session to a pc only wanting to smooch when I got plots for everyone

[supple carbon]

Valid

[willow needle]

at that point i believe text rp out of session helps(?

[shell bison]

oh without a doubt, unless they forget to respond to it for several days :')

[clever cloud]

scheduling like a 1-on-1 smooch session :))

[minor orchid]

Feels so bad :'''')

[willow needle]

[minor orchid]

yet relatable

[minor orchid]

I AM SORRY

[willow needle]

[minor orchid]

but now it's your turn(?)

[willow needle]

you know what you have done

[minor orchid]

CW: Blood I guess(?)

[willow needle]

[minor orchid]

The spanish part is "Gimme text, bitch"

[clever cloud]

I want you to know this is how i fell in love with my actual literal wife irl

[supple carbon]

It's whore not bitch, get it right /j

[willow needle]

LMAO

[minor orchid]

Mimimimi

[balmy obsidian]

so an 11 then?

[supple carbon]

The sound you make when you're wrong and stoopid and bald

[balmy obsidian]

Wait, you mean getting bitten?
Is she a vampire??
Are you also a vampire now???

[upbeat hemlock]

TIME VAMPIRES

[clever cloud]

we were playfighting in public when i caught her in an arm lock similar to this pic. She got stuck, said BITCH and then bit the absolute shit of my thigh, leaving me with a massive green bruise for 6 weeks

A love story for the ages

[balmy obsidian]

Damn ok

Taking notes

[willow needle]

[supple carbon]

Why blush

[balmy obsidian]

The want to get bitten

[upbeat hemlock]

My other group of PCs include a hellfire league fighter and an NHP

The NHP started cascading on the last round of combat

The mech wrassler had to get his mech into a headlock

Until he agreed to cycle his power

...this is related because headlocks

[clever cloud]

she often says this is when she injected her venom

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/223-gif-3253221773663411465

This one?

[last leaf]

we think ari can do it?

[last leaf]

the real question is does mroz?

[minor orchid]

Ice rinks

and that one magma hot springs

[last leaf]

I was thinking some kind of horrifying pool made from some thing that is normally a gas not a liquid.

[balmy obsidian]

"Does Mroz have beaches?"
"I did hear your mom moved there recently."

[balmy obsidian]

Pool made of ice

wait i read that wrong

[last leaf]

skill issue

[balmy obsidian]

[shell bison]

ice bath

[last leaf]

leo if you can't handle a clapback you can always go back to #lancer-general

[balmy obsidian]

Did I give the impression I was actually sad

[last leaf]

not really tbf

this entire thing is on a couple layers of irony really

[balmy obsidian]

ok good

Always talk with a whole millefoglie of irony at all times

[shell solstice]

lol, all of this is amazing 🙂

[last leaf]

it's the only way to escape the reality of being french

[shell solstice]

The "have the poly convo or so help me" got me. That's a good teammate lol

[west phoenix]

The latter part is definitely me

The 10 part isn't quite apt

[balmy obsidian]

No no it's the biting that makes the 10

[west phoenix]

Then I'm a 15

i bite my body pillow when I'm in a cuddly mood lmao

[shell solstice]

Gabriel and Loki in @upbeat hemlock 's game: https://packaged-media.redd.it/gahbymvhur071/pb/m2-res_480p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1756238400&s=9d05583804cdc588e2ef8aeef0d2a0327a46e6c0

[west phoenix]

That's actually far too apt for the two of them tandin lmao

[balmy obsidian]

You have a body pillow?

[west phoenix]

I curl into a ball and give myself back pain if I don't sleep with one

[balmy obsidian]

I see

[west phoenix]

It's not one of those anime or furries ones!!!! Its for lumbar support!!!!

[balmy obsidian]

I sometimes think about getting one because I tend to roll my blanket into a burrito and firmly grasp it when it's too hot to sleep under the blanket

[west phoenix]

Damn you go purrito mode irl

[balmy obsidian]

No I don't burrito myself

I just make a big pillow out of my blanket and grasp it

[west phoenix]

Nope. Purrito

https://tenor.com/view/wiggle-why-did-bro-wiggle-his-shi-dih-shi-shii-gif-17756979448353684639

[last leaf]

knew it

[balmy obsidian]

Slander

[last leaf]

yet

[balmy obsidian]

(You are now thinking about J Jonah Jameson)

[west phoenix]

Give me one of them and I'll use it Wren

I have no shame, you should know this by now

[last leaf]

true...

[last leaf]

im sure jjj bodypillows exist

[balmy obsidian]

Not what I was talking about but sure, probably

[vast zealot]

I believe in her

[limber fossil]

I believe in me too

[vast zealot]

how to prove you are a being of culture

[balmy obsidian]

I believe in you that believes in yourself

kazoo version of Libera me from hell starts playing

[vast zealot]

where's that Gurren Laggen gif

[dire cloud]

The Demiurge doesn't say, "Believe in yourself." It says, "Believe only in Me."

[vast zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-9186020

[balmy obsidian]

I am no demiurge

I am the whole entire urge

[west phoenix]

The dark urge...

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/bg3-baldur's-gate-3-baldur's-gate-durge-the-dark-urge-gif-10999041129985872142

[balmy obsidian]

That's me, except I am not a lizard

And the blood whispers "Say something stupid" instead

[west phoenix]

I have both afflictions

[balmy obsidian]

The dark urge (to be silly)

[west phoenix]

Customer: "can i get uuuh"
My honest reaction:

For legal purposes this is a joke

[balmy obsidian]

🅱️urger

[west phoenix]

🅱️oneless 🅱️izza

I have lancer today but i am so slumped

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rest-lazy-laying-bed-gif-20013578

[balmy obsidian]

Lamcer...

We haven't been able to play last saturday I want lamcer...

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/plomp-plompy-fox-gif-21812901

[west phoenix]

It motivates me but it also terrifies me

The GM anxiety is so powerful 😭

[balmy obsidian]

I feel that

[west phoenix]

Me when i get Eleonor

[balmy obsidian]

GMing makes me anxious enough that I start dehydrating somehow

[west phoenix]

I hate having my work be perceived

[balmy obsidian]

I hate leading anything

[west phoenix]

Avert your gaze from my slop

But also engage with it lmao

[west phoenix]

Same, and i do enough of that at work because everyone else sucks at their job 😩

[balmy obsidian]

Sunday some friends wanted to do mmo raids and because no one stepped up to actually try and get a group going I tried doing the organisation and I was dying inside

[west phoenix]

I have the curse of being anxious when i have to be perceived but when I'm anxious i get chatty to try to calm down and it makes things worse

^ case in point

[balmy obsidian]

Very relatable

[west phoenix]

People thinking I'm not annoying is crazy considering i never shut up 😩

[balmy obsidian]

I am worse than you

Fight me

[west phoenix]

I am better than you at fighting

[balmy obsidian]

I know

But I must defend my honor (?) as the worst™

[west phoenix]

I think a good fight would be good for me

[balmy obsidian]

Apparently you need to
checks notes
Bite someone's leg very hard

[hybrid salmon]

a mood

[supple carbon]

Why doesn't the big mech eat the little mech, is it stupif

[minor orchid]

The little mech in question:

[minor orchid]

FUCK YES LANCER TODAAAAAAY

https://tenor.com/view/lancer-lancer-ttrpg-lancer-rpg-titanfall2-titanfall-2-gif-17800828157238352988

[supple carbon]

Lancer in 3 days

Or is it 4?

[minor orchid]

4

dumb

[last leaf]

Very dead subject but I've finally gotten home so I can check my pdf and I knew I wasn't making it up! Mroz canonically has hydrocarbon rivers and lakes. Wanna go swimming at the propane beach?

[minor orchid]

They were not joking when they said Asphodel Settlers wouldn't dare to go a week in Mroz

[west phoenix]

Let me get my bathing suit!!!

[minor orchid]

holy heck-

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/lancer-rpg-lancer-rpg-ttrpg-halo-gif-26368667

[tame tide]

I don't have Lancer today 😔

[last leaf]

I dont have lancer today either (I have dnd5e)

its honestly my fav campaign I'm playing in. The system might be shit but the party dynamic is peak and the plot is excellent

[noble ivy]

good morning calliope
-# I'm so sad I missed all the boob talk earlier...

[minor orchid]

don't worry, you come here to restart it!

[last leaf]

dont worry juli, there will be titty later too.

[minor orchid]

also morning!

[west phoenix]

You hate us

There was boob talk???

[west phoenix]

oh Serenity would so rock this

Bottom left especially

[shell bison]

I'm a fan of the bottom right, personally

[last leaf]

that I'm playing in. I am a GM at heart and nothing could ever take that away from me.

[west phoenix]

Top right is my favorite but i think Serenity would die in a bikini

[west phoenix]

But Wren you play EVERYBODY

[noble ivy]

Bunzi wears a two piece to the beach confirmed

[last leaf]

also literally half the players between it and my game are shared so take that meow hah

[minor orchid]

Well, this can only lead to one character question-

[west phoenix]

I don't think she has the... Shape to fit in a one piece

[last leaf]

the one piece is real?

[west phoenix]

It would tear right through

[noble ivy]

No, I'm talking about the player not charlotte

[last leaf]

yeah I was gonna say

[west phoenix]

Ok

Oh. Okay slay Bunzi hell yes brother

[noble ivy]

-# I mean... he hasn't denied it yet

[west phoenix]

He's not even here lmao

[minor orchid]

He's in our souls... somehow(?)

[shell bison]

I do have Char in swimwear art, no I will not post it here

[west phoenix]

Coward

[shell bison]

Y'all are feral

[minor orchid]

gotta love the last bit haha

[minor orchid]

Look I am not feral because I used to practice swimming(?)

[shell bison]

I probably can't pull that off. stomach right now is a little pudgy but I still look nice.

[balmy obsidian]

I am the only normal person here

[minor orchid]

so for me it is like "Oh that's a nice brand!"

[shell bison]

I prefer swim trunks tbh

[minor orchid]

YES

[west phoenix]

I haven't worn any swimwear in so long, I think I'd die

[minor orchid]

swim trunks with POCKETS PLEASE

[balmy obsidian]

Yeah I use swim trunks as well in the rare instances i go swimming

which is unsurprising considering i never shut up about cargo shorts

[clever cloud]

i like swim trunks with bikini tops

[minor orchid]

Neat!

[noble ivy]

-# are you bringing your phone and wallet while you swim??!? why the he'll do you need pockets

[balmy obsidian]

This I can vibe with

[minor orchid]

Combo breaker!

[balmy obsidian]

Not for me of course but

[balmy obsidian]

It pleases me

I like having pockets

[clever cloud]

for your hands

[minor orchid]

Look I go to the beach: and having a pocket for money to buy churros is just convenient!

[clever cloud]

sand dollars

[minor orchid]

Plus sometimes you just... stay all day, and go out to buy food

[shell bison]

oh this artist designs these.

[minor orchid]

The second one tho-

[balmy obsidian]

top right immediately made me think "You wanna unwrap me?"

[minor orchid]

Worth more than the argentinian peso

[shell bison]

I was thinking sailor moon

[minor orchid]

-# Por el poder del prisma lunaaaaaar!!!

[noble ivy]

"I am the only normal person here"
Immediately says the smoothest/sexiest line

[balmy obsidian]

I'm sorry it looks like a wrapped up present

[supple carbon]

to pick up some random stuff why else

[minor orchid]

if you are not bringing a bag, then you need pockets

'das it!

[west phoenix]

I like those tighter shorts. Or bikini bottoms UNDER jean shorts. Thats a vibe

Unfortunately i cannot wear them

[minor orchid]

Look sport swimwear-

[vast zealot]

so what you're saying is we need the mother of all oil refineries to provide fuel for our diesel spaceships

[willow needle]

sport swimswear oddly looks very nice on people

[minor orchid]

-# YES

[willow needle]

for example this pokemon character has a swimswear beneath the normal clothing. i wish i could do that irl, it looks very cute

[thorn hinge]

okay FINALLY caught up g'morning calliope

[west phoenix]

I generally have a very sporty fit vibe in general. That or just like, comfy maxing

[polar glacier]

oops there we go

now to go back through it all again and reply to things

[polar glacier]

Fuck. Yes.

[minor orchid]

Morning Ada!
And also morning to the Ada that's at work!

[willow needle]

i am really bad with clothes so i repeat a lot of stuff---

most of the time im wearing a poncho for example x) i tend to go with comfy as well but im very basic and repetitive

[balmy obsidian]

Both of my calliope characters wear clothes over their hardsuits in basically the same fashion, except the hardsuit covers most of the whole body

[wild flame]

Good morning Ada, good morning Ada

[willow needle]

sadly reverie doesnt really wear clothes :(

[balmy obsidian]

Ada (Life) and Ada (Light)

[polar glacier]

I am at the point of keeping multiple discord windows open so I can scroll through chat to reply to old things while still keeping up on the thread lmao

[balmy obsidian]

Alternatively, Ada (Vampire) and Ada (Alcohol)

[polar glacier]

Minlhdbsnalgjhbdvjklasdhbv

[minor orchid]

Ada Greenscreen and Ada Purplescreen(?)

[polar glacier]

agreed. I'm adding a spreadsheet to the pinned rn, it'll be up shortly.

[formal gale]

Ooooh that would be super helpful. Saw the stuff about BEASH this morning and am already making plans to work that in somehow hehehe

[shell bison]

You know I am adding honey bun farms

[polar glacier]

good

[shell bison]

totally not a front by a voladore bunny, trust

[polar glacier]

incredible, iconic, and beautiful

[polar glacier]

I have a body pillow too, it's a very long frog

[minor orchid]

We love Honeybun farms in this house-

[shell bison]

Here at Honey Bun farms we appreciate all the business from our outlander communities with our "Buy one, get a gun free!" Sale. So for limited time we offer a honey comb custom paint for all your transportation and decorative needs.

[minor orchid]

"Para nada es una fachada"

[light mist]

wait can anyone just add stuff to the list
or does it have to be like.... vetted

[polar glacier]

it's open to edit

google sheets has edit logs and I can revert vandalism or whatever

had to do it a few times when someone accidentally clobbered someone else's link

[shell bison]

Other than maybe one or two instances of unintentional deletion we have t has any issues in the community made lists

[light mist]

ooooh
ok imma ask one of my players if I can add the rave-organizing queer art collective his character is a part of .o.

[minor orchid]

Will have to make my addition one day 👀

[dire cloud]

"How would an Egregorian wear a bikini" meme

[willow needle]

i have the issue of trying to think how an egregorian would wear a stealth suit

mostly the issue is the fluff in the neck

[polar glacier]

Okay only other catching up comment I'll add is I have a few swimsuits. A two piece with a cute top I like and bottoms I'm sometimes too self conscious to wear, Another two piece with a boring but serviceable top and a little skirt on the bottoms that make it a lot more mentally acceptable, even it's a little childlike, and a one-piece that is somehow both more revealing than either but also much more comfortable for me mentally and physically.

oh wait while I wrote that you brought the swimsuit talk back lmao

[minor orchid]

the swimsuit talk is always in!

Adding as well, Trunks rock (if they have pockets, better) and for sport, Jammer! (which is like, long, covering the whole until meets the knee)

[noble ivy]

-# hmmm, I now realize I haven't worn a swimsuit since my egg broke... but at the same time, I now live in a place where the only swimsuits I should wear are thick insulated wet suits...

[clever cloud]

haha, juli lives in the artic

[minor orchid]

Living in Mroz be like

[clever cloud]

In other news, Taylor Swift just announce her engagement with Travis Kelce!!

[polar glacier]

wearing a swimsuit for the first time since transing your gender is terrifying but also incredible in so many ways

[polar glacier]

how are the gaylors justifying this?

[formal gale]

Gong back to community locations talk for a sec, @cerulean river helped me come up with "Bess Plugins Best Plug-ins" a combination electronics and "toy" store which I thought was hilarious

[polar glacier]

cuz I know they aren't just takigng it as an L

[clever cloud]

im more of a fan of "bylor??"

also idk, it was literally just announced

[noble ivy]

what about balor?

[dire cloud]

Balor Swift.

[west phoenix]

I simply haven't

[clever cloud]

"Come round for the best plugs of all varieties!"

[noble ivy]

balor nelson ll6 build

[minor orchid]

There's toys for the geek!

-# No further explanation is given

[formal gale]

Hehehehe

[clever cloud]

"Plug in with Bess Plugin's Best Plug-ins: Plugs where they count!"

[polar glacier]

And here we go! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QLcMp9xAXZfOp-nKk6XKKL8A5PU9shbHEJqzZp2ngR0/edit?usp=sharing
Sights of Calliope, an open source spreadsheet for sharing those little places you've added in your games to flesh out the world. I already put BEASH and a few others in as placehodlers / examples though they certainly can be filled out more.

[clever cloud]

"Plugs and Toys for Girls and Boys"

[polar glacier]

It's already added to the pinned comment

[shell bison]

Honey Bun Farms is a local apiary focused on the creation and distribution of honey and fruit related products for the good of Calliope. It's a small operation primarily managed by it's owner, Charlotte Montaigne. While it keeps the front of a humble small business there is still rumors Char secretly funds several "side projects" for the good of Calliope.

hope that fits for a description

[supple carbon]

Plug mods in ultrakill be like

[noble ivy]

-# is the rest of this conversation today going to be about buttplugs

[supple carbon]

What a pain in the ass

[clever cloud]

No! it's about body mods!!

[formal gale]

I apologize in advance for what I have wrought though I do not regret it

[minor orchid]

side projects hehe

[supple carbon]

Well, some people prefer the detachable tails(????????

[noble ivy]

is this the horniest horny posting we've had here?

[supple carbon]

I would guess the powerscalling of breasts to be hornier

[willow needle]

the what

[supple carbon]

I said the same thing

Go up a few hours

[willow needle]

i prefer not to

[supple carbon]

Nana doesn't powerscale breasts

[willow needle]

they all have their pros and cons, for me they are all in the same level. top level, that is

[supple carbon]

I would be quite worried if the breasts weren't near the Top

[willow needle]

shoulder breasts

[supple carbon]

That's probably a fetish