it barely tried and teleported the entire barrage of the HA armada into the throne of JCH
#In Golden Flame
clever cloud
shell bison
Dog it held humanity hostage until we signed its legal document
supple carbon
humanity was lucky that Ra wanted to be a bureocrat
last leaf
oh yeah sorry I did - it's kinda interesting. It's probably intended to be read as humans creating shackling with NHP involvement only in the tech side of things but there's room for interpretation here imo. Note the bit in brackets at the start of the second paragraph here.
shell bison
RA was the cop and the lawyer in that moment
clever cloud
the invation of mars could have been the end of humanity as a whole
balmy obsidian
I was under the impression it held humanity hostage because it was holding the center of command hostage which is at most a planet
But that doesn't mean it has the power to do the same thing to everyone in the entire galaxy
supple carbon
it held a planet hostage using it's own technology
balmy obsidian
yeah again because it was right above it
how many planets are there in this godforsaken galaxy
upbeat hemlock
okay, act II spoilers here, but related to topic of FCA ||when I have my PCs meet the union folks in act 2, they're going to be concerned because they're worried the cult are breaking the FCA, and want to put a stop to that before RA shows up and puts a stop to all life in the Calliope system. They don't know how likely that would be as an outcome, but it's a non-0 possibility in union's eyes ||
supple carbon
many, but he teleports
last leaf
a galaxy wide ban doesn't have to be watertight effective (although RA does seem to be willing and capable to assassinate JCH2 in the middle of his fortress so yanno, got the firepower to do some enforcement). My point was that if RA had wanted to say something strongly about NHPs, they could have included that in the FCA or the Koans.
limber fossil
oh yeah sorry I did - it's kinda interesting. It's probably intended to be read ...
this doesn't give much ref to third-wave entities though does it_?_ and even so, assistance is a loose term
especially when you consider that this was during SecComm
shell bison
Ra feels like it doesn't care about NHP's as an aftermath of the blink being exposed in the Lancerverse, they are a by product
balmy obsidian
also that but really I don't think it's galaxy wide enforcement powerful
supple carbon
it's a batman situation
balmy obsidian
and if it is well shit 
limber fossil
i like to thnk of Ra as almost a childlike entity in human thinking really
last leaf
this doesn't give much ref to third-wave entities though does it_?_ and even so,...
when you're saying third-wave entities, what are you referring to?
supple carbon
he can't be everywhere, but where he is, he sends a message
limber fossil
the new clones, like Osiris and Asura
clever cloud
especially when you consider that this was during SecComm
it also seems that even before caskets, nhps 1) able to be reasoned with 2) had personalities
west phoenix
I MEANT ALL THE NHPS LMAO
upbeat hemlock
alright folks, it's 1:20 in the morning, much as I'd love to keep chatting, I should sleep
balmy obsidian
night night
limber fossil
weren't they made by humans, or am i confusing something
balmy obsidian
I'm suppsoed to be working
stop distracting me by being fun, all of you
nah RA made itself
west phoenix
Goodniiiight
clever cloud
they meant Osiris and Asura
west phoenix
I'm also at work but it's slow so I'm doing this 
balmy obsidian
ah, well
supple carbon
Ra exists because he didn't exist but once he did he existed everywhere
clever cloud
"developed" is undefined in the book yea totally. legionnaire describes conditioning or teaching to get new patterns/classes
last leaf
the new clones, like Osiris and Asura
ah found the bit in the crb talking about the waves. This would be about second wave but we know very little about how third wave stuff is done (aside from AGNI, fuck the guys who made AGNI).
balmy obsidian
Oh also
last leaf
ah found the bit in the crb talking about the waves. This would be about second ...
potentially also first wave.
supple carbon
shit
balmy obsidian
supple carbon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566317602834743296/1371394582385922088/co...
gonna betray myself and put me in the time chamber for a thousand years brb
shell bison
Plus this never talks about the Celestians but that is buried lore thanks to Albies and the rewrites
balmy obsidian
Do not fuck the people who made AGNI, that's how they make more of those
clever cloud
the WHAT
limber fossil
ah found the bit in the crb talking about the waves. This would be about second ...
that's a very rude thing to say about folks who just wanted to make foliage management more efficient
shell bison
the WHAT
It's Albie lore that people who broke the FCA did it before the FCA were forcibly signed on. Albies destroyed every trace of them as FCA enforcement, but they got retconned to be slavers to Albies keep their squeaky clean image and the people they saved are....never mentioned again????
supple carbon
what
west phoenix
ah found the bit in the crb talking about the waves. This would be about second ...
Yo dawg i heard you like NHPs so i put an NHP in an NHP
shell bison
Yeeeeeah, old lancer lore was freakin dark my guy
supple carbon
nhpception
last leaf
weren't they made by humans, or am i confusing something
AGNI I think could definitely be said to be created by humans. NOAH is an interesting case where their prime seems to have been a shackled NHP (this is implied to be possible anyway because shackling looks to be an iterative process but its nice to have confirmation). The rest come from RA's asscrack or nowhere or possibly the future or something, it's not clear.
clever cloud
I wonder if the reason so much discourse is unanswerable is the back and forth of conflicting lore
shell bison
Like Sekmet was gifted or something
supple carbon
what are the NHP views on this stuff? i know it's tainted by the human perception they have but
west phoenix
I wonder if the reason so much discourse is unanswerable is the back and forth o...
Yeeaaah this is a big problem
limber fossil
would just like cycling to be more detailed on tbh
west phoenix
Each module says something different
limber fossil
i think it's too vague
west phoenix
Like wallflower treats them just as tools
limber fossil
(and if anyone tells me to look at dustgrave i will leave your grave in dust)
west phoenix
I am a dustgrave hater
west phoenix
Fuck the TCB
last leaf
I wonder if the reason so much discourse is unanswerable is the back and forth o...
I dont think its the main source but it's definitely contributing for sure. The fact the crb is generally not a tonally reliable guide in particular is kinda scuffed. The crb, to a significant extent, doesn't really agree with itself (especially about Union's morality)
shell bison
However, WF was the first module when Lancer was still new so it is probably working on the old basis on how NHPs were handled, but the community sometimes doesn't like that so it's been kind of softened cause people don't like it being so complex or icky, want my preprogrammed nhp gf
limber fossil
However, WF was the first module when Lancer was still new so it is probably wor...
honestly i've always thought the human-NHP relationship thing was kinda weird
west phoenix
However, WF was the first module when Lancer was still new so it is probably wor...
I like how it is if you actually explore how it's fucked up
limber fossil
at least if you look at general lancer lore
supple carbon
yeah if you look at Ancer lore it's kind of weird
limber fossil
like... how do you... cycle_?_ your romantic partner_?_
west phoenix
Like (wf) ||O/K was literally forced to xenocide and can't stop despite it wanting to||
west phoenix
like... how do you... cycle_?_ your romantic partner_?_
Tuck them into bed
balmy obsidian
little kiss on the forehead
Bad cat
noble ivy
meow... why did you do that???
balmy obsidian
-# In the accused's defense I also think "Turning someone off and on" is a funny phrase but REGARDLESS
west phoenix
no guys seriously what happened
noble ivy
WHAT DID I DO???
why did you flush emote the amphiban
last leaf
like... how do you... cycle_?_ your romantic partner_?_
tbf I don't think that's weird. It's complicated and fraught but essentially... Do it while holding their virtual hand after many long conversations with them in the years prior about when they would want you to cycle them.
I think there are generally ethical issues with human-NHP relationships if you're running your game as close to lore-as-written, insofar as you can derive that. But more in general power dynamic stuff in how the books don't really agree how much NHPs are meant to be treated as full citizens.
supple carbon
i don't even know if it was Meow
west phoenix
why did you flush emote the amphiban
Where???
balmy obsidian
Someone reacted to Frog's message with 😳 and I automatically assumed it was Meow instead of Juli 
west phoenix
If i did I didn't do it on purpose
Oh my god i thought i accidently posted something terrible guys holy shit
noble ivy
Someone reacted to Frog's message with 😳 and I automatically assumed it was Meo...
why would you think it was me and not meow? 
clever cloud
how could you meow
balmy obsidian
I didn't say it was you 
last leaf
meow...
balmy obsidian
Are you geelinf fuilty?
supple carbon
geeling
noble ivy
ALRIGHT STOP BULLYING MEOW
west phoenix
Dude i had a heart attack Wren
noble ivy
I ADMIT IT WAS ME
shell bison
tbf I don't think that's weird. It's complicated and fraught but essentially... ...
Wren, you are so real for saying that
noble ivy
I WAS THE ONE TO 😳 REACT
clever cloud
Meow, i can't believe you forced Juli to flush emote
west phoenix
i thought i accidentally posted something bad like an accidental paste
last leaf
tbf I don't think that's weird. It's complicated and fraught but essentially... ...
its complicated but in the same way that trusting your intimate partner with your meds because you fear you won't be in the right mind to take them when you need them most is complicated.
supple carbon
Are you geelinf fuilty? <:joyous:1306905170504060948>
west phoenix
its complicated but in the same way that trusting your intimate partner with you...
Yeah, actually, 100%
I have been there lol
supple carbon
Meow, i can't believe you forced Juli to flush emote
i can't believe Meow framed Juli as the Bay Harbor Butcher
limber fossil
yaaaa grandma squad in hour and a half
balmy obsidian
fuck ok stop being entertaining for one second I need to lock in
noble ivy
-# butcher? i hardly knew her
limber fossil
time to get this bread (back to Hell's Gate)
noble ivy
Print this loaf
limber fossil
-# butcher? i hardly knew her
butcher_?_ nah, i'm a femmethem
supple carbon
if you were a NHP, which one
balmy obsidian
comp/con
dire cloud
Betty Jean is already an NHP.
clever cloud
if you were a NHP, which one
Roland is the opposite of me and he's a Lawyer nhp
supple carbon
that's a technicality
noble ivy
A person that’s not human
Sounds like an NHP to me
balmy obsidian
Is the opposite of a Lawyer an Anarchyim
limber fossil
which one's a diva
noble ivy
which one's a diva
Osiris?
limber fossil
Is the opposite of a Lawyer an Anarchyim
the opposite of a lawyer is a good person
balmy obsidian
Don't you diss my boy Pheonix Wright
noble ivy
Sisyphus also counts I think
last leaf
also general meta point about the lore that I think really poisons the NHP well:
Lancer lore is primarily written with the intent of being broadly relevant to the mech fighting game
The reason why NHP lore primarily talks about NHPs in military contexts and does little to delve into their other uses other than to say they exist is because those military contexts are the ones that players will primarily be experiencing. It's why facets of the lore about how consensual military NHP procurement is for the NHP and the like are underexplored, generally the lore either focuses on big political and worldbuilding points that are useful for campaign building, or stuff that is directly relevant to player gameplay.
Now personally I think the crb does actually a pretty bad job at this and its priorities are kinda wack in a way that causes a bunch of weird misconceptions about the lore in brand new players cough cloning cough but I think people sometimes read the absence of some of these lore points, when other areas (even other areas about NHPs) are comparatively so richly developed as active evidence that there's nothing to these areas of the lore and thus we should assume for instance that the process of 'acquiring' an NHP in gameplay is therefore nonconsentual for the NHP.
limber fossil
Lancer lore is primarily written with the intent of being broadly relevant to the mech fighting game
well then why did they make it so fucking awesome
balmy obsidian
because it's a mecha game
last leaf
> Lancer lore is primarily written with the intent of being broadly relevant to ...
because they got that juice
limber fossil
tom and miguel lancer making a book about robots fighting each other
"what if we wrote peak fiction"
somber anvil
you gotta have good lore in your mecha game or else what's the goddamn point of it all
balmy obsidian
in a mecha game everything is made to be either ultra hype or ultra sad
somber anvil
hello ari :]
supple carbon
true true
limber fossil
i must flee
somber anvil
im adding another veteran to the opfor that's what im doing
last leaf
tom and miguel lancer making a book about robots fighting each other
"what if we...
tom bloom writing peak fiction with dope af worldbuilding? say it aint so.
clever cloud
the opposite of a lawyer is a good person
hey! public defense lawyers are a core pillar of democracy and justice
somber anvil
hello in golden flame chat. orbital strike or no orbital strike for ari
limber fossil
im adding another veteran to the opfor that's what im doing
i'm going to date a white man
supple carbon
mech pilots live off hype moments and aura, and also from being sad half the time
somber anvil
i'm going to date a white man
:(
balmy obsidian
Evil
balmy obsidian
No I think less powdered and more powdeblue
limber fossil
hey! public defense lawyers are a core pillar of democracy and justice
they're also broke
balmy obsidian
blue is the best color with zero bias
supple carbon
do you think RA put on a powdered wig when they made the law or?
somber anvil
before you enter the courtroom the jury must vote whether your hair serves enough cunt to practise law and if you dont you get the powdered wig
limber fossil
they're also broke
i will be washing away my sins with dolla dolla bills
limber fossil
before you enter the courtroom the jury must vote whether your hair serves enoug...
you've seen my hair i think you know the answer
last leaf
hey! public defense lawyers are a core pillar of democracy and justice
being a public defender is like being a lawyer but you kept your morals and hence lost out on all the money. It's called equivalent exchange.
limber fossil
being a public defender is like being a lawyer but you kept your morals and henc...
idk man a new vivienne westwood in exchange for running over a neighborhood seems like a profit for me
somber anvil
you've seen my hair i think you know the answer
i have i have but this is just in general. you must serve cunt to practise law and if you dont idk. death penalty
its only reasonable
last leaf
idk man a new vivienne westwood in exchange for running over a neighborhood seem...
you drive a hard bargain.
limber fossil
if you practice law.
death penalty
last leaf
its like league of legends, I don't believe in the death penalty but I can make exceptions.
limber fossil
(loophole_!_ as lawyers we don't have souls, and are therefore not alive)
lawyer prep be like
snort a line
motorboat someone
lie
repeat
last leaf
(loophole_!_ as lawyers we don't have souls, and are therefore not alive)
buddhists escaping the electric chair as we speak.
limber fossil
yeah p much
last leaf
DAMMIT FORMATTING FAILED ME
you know what the punishment is?
limber fossil
playing league of legends
last leaf
playing league of legends
close enough.
noble ivy
playing league of legends
balmy obsidian
I would simply train my tolerance to electricity by microdosing
What now electric chair boy
last leaf
I would simply train my tolerance to electricity by microdosing
on buddhism? I believe that's called mindfulness.
balmy obsidian
What
somber anvil
you know what the punishment is?
supple carbon
damn, Leonard is the new Buddha?
limber fossil
Damn humanity is ***fucked***
damn, what's that knocking on your door
last leaf
Damn humanity is ***fucked***
you're saying the world is eternally full of suffering that cannot truly be stopped?
somber anvil
eh there's a ton of buddhas iirc. we'll be fine i thinky
minor orchid
https://tenor.com/view/tongue-out-gif-10899711823759253871
become the eto bleh
limber fossil
he's right buddha me isn't he
balmy obsidian
No I'm saying if I am buddha then the situation is fucking dire
somber anvil
become the eto bleh
bleh.......
last leaf
the eto blehddha
supple carbon
No I'm saying if ***I*** am buddha then the situation is fucking dire
that's what the messiah would say
balmy obsidian
Are you sure there were no better choices because I sure as fuck think there would be better choices
supple carbon
Lisan Al Gaib
balmy obsidian
I am not the messiah!
last leaf
Leo Al Gaib
somber anvil
No I'm saying if ***I*** am buddha then the situation is fucking dire
there's a ton of buddhas we'll be fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee we can add another to the collection
shell bison
this entire lawyer talk is very funny when a buddy of mine works in the office of public doman
balmy obsidian
doman
limber fossil
this entire lawyer talk is very funny when a buddy of mine works in the office o...
brave
supple carbon
THE MESSIAH IS SO HUMBLE
limber fossil
public domain is a different hell entirely
somber anvil
anything that even slightly touches IP law scares me
balmy obsidian
somber anvil
why does that thang exist. i fear
noble ivy
Leo Al Gaib
Leo, did you drink the blue stuff meant for girls and practiced your voice yet?
last leaf
I only drink ice tea
i think that qualifies
limber fossil
why does that thang exist. i fear
it's.. complicated
hybrid salmon
still have the mining union guy made union contract lawyer in my calliope
what now woke liberals
limber fossil
in some ways it exists as a way to let independent creators properly benefit from what they've created
balmy obsidian
Wren you are colour blind
limber fossil
without greedy fuckers exploiting it for their own profit
but usually.... it's just corpos using it for their own gain
last leaf
Wren you are colour blind
no u
balmy obsidian
So we should
dismantle capitalism
yes?
hybrid salmon
please don't ask me to give a coherent philosophy around this right now i just woke up
limber fossil
it's also got a lot of controversy in gender gap, the IP racket preventing developing countries from properly benefiting from it, if ever
and then there's...
well.
you know uhhh
Disney_?_
last leaf
So we should
dismantle capitalism
yes?
of course
somber anvil
Leo, did you drink the blue stuff meant for girls and practiced your voice yet?
i tried to send "we should forcefem the new buddha" and then my computer Immediately crashed so im going to take that as an omen
supple carbon
DAMN
shell bison
Several IPs would be public domain if they had not lobbied to keep them under company control, however there is also some countries with such loose restrictions they can benefit off of clear IP Infringement to benefit off a branded name via a bad product
balmy obsidian
For the record? Not my fault, I didn't do anything
supple carbon
What a humble messiah
last leaf
i tried to send "we should forcefem the new buddha" and then my computer Immedia...
simply too powerful, that message spontaneously achived nirvana and ascended without your ass
hybrid salmon
So we should
dismantle capitalism
yes?
neoliberalism, at least
shell bison
And this isn't me talking knock off toys, I'm talking bad quality pharmaceuticals for patients with series medical needs being given faulty versions of the original medication
limber fossil
i tried to send "we should forcefem the new buddha" and then my computer Immedia...
i'm leaving the game
forcefem_?_ why don't i force this fem to get a job
somber anvil
you've left the game like four times by now. we havven't even finished snack run
last leaf
IP philosophy scares, let alone IP law.
balmy obsidian
Impact Plaza philosophy scares me as well
supple carbon
it's starts with impact of course it's scary
hybrid salmon
-# (honestly if i were forced to get a job in a way that let me bypass the job market i'd take it so quickly)
shell bison
On the one hand, you want the inventor that built the part that made the machine that feeds millions to be compensated for his design and hard work
On the other, you don't want it to be SO STRICT you have to only rely on that one design to make a part for a machine to feed that million people.
You got to have a give and take and understand the nuances of pros and cons in it.
Ain't no solutions, just trade offs.
limber fossil
you've left the game like four times by now. we havven't even finished snack run
I have left
TWICE
somber anvil
you've left the server like Four Times by now?
limber fossil
Typical man, exaggerating a woman’s justified reactions
somber anvil
that or i forgor
limber fossil
you've left the server like Four Times by now?
I see only 2 invite links
shell bison
But you did leave, he didn't exaggerate that
-# also are we really going to through that casual sexism under the rug
somber anvil
Typical man, exaggerating a woman’s justified reactions
didn't you leave after explaining the omninet vs the muse in fornite terms-wait no thats justified honestly
shell bison
...well, iguess that's better than getting it in Homestuck terms
balmy obsidian
limber fossil
But you did leave, he didn't exaggerate that
-# also are we really going to th...
Everyone in the group except me and Jess are cis men
And Jess hasn’t been around for any sessions
supple carbon
But you did leave, he didn't exaggerate that
-# also are we really going to th...
i didn't see it but if you point me in the right direction i can be outraged?
limber fossil
(They’re all sweeties i simply jest)
somber anvil
Everyone in the group except me and Jess are cis men
we must change that. teams must be autobalanced
limber fossil
Unfortunately as men none of them are funny
limber fossil
we must change that. teams must be autobalanced
What if you get autobalanced
noble ivy
...well, iguess that's better than getting it in Homestuck terms
-# I'm honestly surprised that this thread didn't at least get a little crazy when that trailer for the Homestuck show came out...
somber anvil
im throwing myriad in the forcefem basement will you help me
limber fossil
What if the fem forced… is you
limber fossil
im throwing myriad in the forcefem basement will you help me
“I’m only considering HRT for the hair growth”
balmy obsidian
Let them try
noble ivy
be the change you want to see in this world
limber fossil
I don’t think we need assistance
last leaf
On the one hand, you want the inventor that built the part that made the machine...
yeah it's a fucking minefield really imo. It's one of those situations where the current legal/philosophical norm on IP and trademark etc are definitely wrong but there's a hell of a lot of baby in that bathwater too so you can't throw it all out. And then it's tied deeply into some pretty toxic capitalist lines of thinking and functional capitalist realities around intellectual pursuits being valued primarily around their ability to make money and people needing to work to live.
limber fossil
oh my god. can you send your magnum opus
Yeah sure
somber anvil
YIPPIE
limber fossil
last leaf
anyway gtg shopping now
somber anvil
dont drown and good luck :]
balmy obsidian
I'm still not sure what that means
In this instance why did you say that
I want to know
somber anvil
i have no idea how to explain it to you but i can assure you that its correct
balmy obsidian
I've also been described this way at least once and I want to know why
limber fossil
I want to know
While i cannot share, know that it was justified
somber anvil
What if the fem forced… is you
honestly i've sat down and thought about it enough to go "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont know how much i'd care if i was forcefemmed but there's enough about going on e that i don't like enough for me to not take it". maybe that means something but oh well
somber anvil
While i cannot share, know that it was justified
yeah its drastic
balmy obsidian
somber anvil
there are no better words
limber fossil
Do YOU even know what it was wert
somber anvil
i vaguely know enough context to atleast guess
somber anvil
i dont know just how bad it was but i know enough of the shape of it to go "oh god. oh golly"
limber fossil
I wont say how true or false it is tho
minor orchid
honorary lesbians
balmy obsidian
-# This does not give me much hope
limber fossil
In the most safe terms possible i will say that
regal comet
Greetings IGF, I've come with a proposition as I scuttle along your ceiling;
I wanna do a warmup doodle before drawing, privy þe give mine cold, metallic hands an npc with no art, so I may give them a portrait
somber anvil
-# This does not give me much hope
we must forcefem the buddha NOW!
limber fossil
Straight men and lesbians are similar, somewhat, in that they are oblivious fools
Berry oblivious
But there are differences in man oblivious and lesbian oblivious
And this obliviousness was so…..
It was lesbian
regal comet
Also a description would be neat
balmy obsidian
✋🏼 What is the difference?
minor orchid
warmup doodling hours!
maiden ferry
holy fuck I almost did the thing where I forgot what chat Im in and slammed a turbo spoiler
limber fossil
✋🏼 What is the difference?
It’s not something one can put in words
It’s like
Okay so like
When my girlfriend and I first met
We wound up talking for so long, that i forgot to get the drinks for my group, that i had specifically been sent to go get because I usually get a discount (hey, gotta flaunt what you got)
I forgot the drinks there for half an hour
And it took till AFTER the fact for me to realise that this girl was clearly into me
balmy obsidian
Okay, what would man oblivious be then
somber anvil
similar
west phoenix
Me whenever someone flirts with me tbh
balmy obsidian
THEN WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE 
limber fossil
<:floof_think:1154211260519436430> Okay, what would man oblivious be then
idk i’ve never met one
it’s just
It’s different
west phoenix
My ex and i flirted like 6 months before we started dating and i had no idea
balmy obsidian
I explode
limber fossil
It’s a vibe
shell bison
Greetings IGF, I've come with a proposition as I scuttle along your ceiling;
I w...
Sele, don't make me do it
Draw Zepher
regal comet
Spiderman?
balmy obsidian
But is he Peter Parker
limber fossil
My ex and i flirted like 6 months before we started dating and i had no idea
Lmao
regal comet
HE'S NOT SPIDER MAN
YOU NEVER SAID WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE ONLY WHAT HIS BODY IS
shell bison
:L
somber anvil
sounds spiderman enough
balmy obsidian
definitely sounds like a spider man
noble ivy
woaw... spidertuar
regal comet
Gimme at least some infor on his FACE
balmy obsidian
he has one
shell bison
I'VE SAID MULTIPLE TIMES THAT I DESCRIBE HIM AS A MESSED UP ALLMAGEMATION OF SUBALTERN PARTS HE JUST LIKES THE SPIDER LOWER BODY TO MOVE AROUND WITH FREEDOM
limber fossil
He has the face of willem dafoe
balmy obsidian
hot
regal comet
he has one
Hello yes would you like the bullet warm or cold?
balmy obsidian
cold
limber fossil
how does one shoot a cold bullet
balmy obsidian
By coldening the bullet first obviously?
shell bison
Okay fine, I know Zephyer has art from a while back, but that is PC form, npc form always had me think of him as like a kind looking but still just off subaltern head. Like he kept the oppacity on the skin a few percentages low to show he is machine underneath. eye color too bright, and a kind of chimney sweep cap
limber fossil
no, they load a cold gun
west phoenix
Deadlock mention???
regal comet
Ice bullet
west phoenix
balmy obsidian
If you want to drink cold water you don't pour room temperature water in a cold bottle, you pour cold water in a room temparture bottle
It's the same thing with the cold bullet
noble ivy
Deadlock mention???
I need to play it once its out
west phoenix
I don't like mobas so I don't really play it but Eleonor and i had fun a few times
Its fun but not my thing, but i do think about that nasty gank we did with lady gheist (me) and haze(?) where i jumped an abrahms with low health intentionally and we bullied him
balmy obsidian
Sometimes I see people play leagu of legends and I feel an itch to play it but I quickly remember that it is in fact a MOBA and is therefore not fun
limber fossil
also it is league of legends
west phoenix
And thats like, the worst one
balmy obsidian
There are lesbians playing LoL????
balmy obsidian
what
balmy obsidian
Are you having a stroke
limber fossil
with the lesbians
balmy obsidian
Is it autocorrect
limber fossil
Are you having a stroke
a period
west phoenix
What is OURCUNT???
balmy obsidian
WHAT
minor orchid
Lesbian Stroke
noble ivy
-# unsolicited Juli fact: I actually started to enjoy ARAM at least after i got prescribed anti-anxiety meds... I'll still die after even thinking about summoners rift
noble ivy
my brain immediately went to Sonic and Shadow when you said red and blue lesbians
west phoenix
-# unsolicited Juli fact: I actually started to enjoy ARAM at least after i got ...
I still get really bad ladder anxiety with any online game, hell sometimes TTRPG sessions do that to me. I always need to perform well or i assume I'm being judged
balmy obsidian
OH
somber anvil
ourcunt is infinitely funnier though
balmy obsidian
Oooooooh okay I get it now
limber fossil
ari i think that's arcane
i know i was just shitposting
(well, a lil. period brain is serious pain)
somber anvil
:(
may your period cramps be given to the worst person you know instead and be doubled
also that you get painkillers
if you get period cramps you should be able to get morphene or something equivalent for free. as a treat
polar glacier
hey calliope
noble ivy
Hallo Ada
polar glacier
-# I'm honestly surprised that this thread didn't at least get a little crazy wh...
-# it was dominating so many of my other channels and servers tbh I was glad to have a respite here
polar glacier
Fun fact, Calamity Havok, generally regarded as a contender for title of Most Lesbian? Was created by one of these.
noble ivy
-# The legendary man lesbian…
balmy obsidian
Ok, Ada, could you then provide your insight into what a man lesbian is?
polar glacier
It's... really hard to say without just hiding behind "I know it when I see it". There's an ephemeral lesbian energy there.
fast parrot
Masc but with undeniable queer vibes?
west phoenix
Man who is just one of the gals
polar glacier
yeah exactly like... okay tbh it's incredibly eggy vibes
noble ivy
Leo might actually achieve nirvana once he learns what truly makes a man a lesbian
polar glacier
though no matter how many times you say "have you thought about it?" they usually go "yea that's not me tho"
(which happens with eggs too, honestly)
west phoenix
Some eggs have shells of steel
polar glacier
And FUCK the prime directive it is our duty to tap on those eggs gently every now and then and check for cracks
noble ivy
The prime directive only exists when the narrative deems it interesting to break
west phoenix
I'm making the mother of all omelettes here, Ada
steady adder
Sometimes those taps to get it going are necessary
balmy obsidian
Sometimes those taps to get it going are necessary
smash bros baseball bat critical hit sound effect
shell bison
Suuuuuure
noble ivy
yet another prude who thinks Gender Exploration = horny posting...
-# /J pls don't ban me Mr. voidhopper
minor orchid
Gender exploration does not mean horny poster
-# however it has a tendency to devolve into it(?) /idk for real
polar glacier
I mean, no matter how you view gender discussion and exploration we''re a lot more hinged today than yesterday (so far)
clever cloud
there's a larger message here of sexuality being treated as taboo
shell bison
Keep it up Juli, each time calling me that is another engineer on the board
balmy obsidian
Professor Eleonor is about to speak 
steady adder
*smash bros baseball bat critical hit sound effect*
supple carbon
gender engineer
noble ivy
Gengineer
clever cloud
Gengar
light mist
you called? :3
shell bison
Genshin impact
polar glacier
there's a larger message here of sexuality being treated as taboo
Absolutely, especially interesting give that we have an inherent restriction on such topics on this server, but discussing graphic violence is not against the rules (as long as you're not making jokes out of war crimes). whole essays have been written on the distinctly american arrangement of restricting sexual topics more harshly than violence.
That said from my understanding of the pnet rules we haven't come close to the line for NSFW content yet
thorn hinge
Absolutely, especially interesting give that we have an inherent restriction on ...
I Will Do My Best Not To Consider That Last Statement A Challenge
noble ivy
The Adas on my shoulders whenever i want to do a bit...
shell bison
Do not post a boob Juli
polar glacier
Not that I'm encouraging it but
reading the rules it would be allowed if topical and spoilered.
Like if someone's PC art has a boob out
clever cloud
topical boob
supple carbon
boob posting now?
shell bison
There's a mod looking at this chat like, "EYO ass these ones to the watchlist"
noble ivy
Do not post a boob Juli
balmy obsidian
I am hilarious
polar glacier
There's a mod looking at this chat like, "EYO ass these ones to the watchlist"
if there's a watchlist I just assume I'm already on it
like
in general
west phoenix
Nice boobie, Leo
balmy obsidian
Thanks
clever cloud
tits
balmy obsidian
west phoenix
Me in chapter 4
last leaf
huh the talk of watchlists has made me think. Lul there's a nonzero chance Im on some watchlist somewhere given that my parents definitely are.
west phoenix
Are you going to try hitting on his mom again?
shell bison
polar glacier
Are you going to try hitting on his mom again?
NO
To quote myself and a friend from a chat yesterday:
Them: NOT EVERYONE IS POLY
Me: True! But you don't know till you ask and shoot your shot!
That shoot was shot so
west phoenix
Talking to people is scary I don't do that
Especially for something like that
I've dated like, 4 people? And they've all approached me
polar glacier
I don't think I have much game IRL, but in roleplay or through text I am an incorrigible flirt
Which has been a more recent development? tho idk maybe that's changing irl too. I've been loosing my inhibitions on it a lot lately. Life's too short to not flirt with pretty girls
polar glacier
I've dated like, 4 people? And they've all approached me
wink
west phoenix
I don't think I have much game IRL, but in roleplay or through text I am an *inc...
I'm just autistic and apparently the bitches like it
Me when I'm blunt annoying and autistic
clever cloud
bitches do like it
west phoenix
The spectators of last nights game can attest i am waaaay much more there than i am here, and that's saying something
minor orchid
I'm just autistic and apparently the bitches like it
autism scores bitches
polar glacier
I am reasonably sure that everybody I've ever really crushed on is/was autistic, ADHD, or both
and almost always non-binary? not sure what that means
clever cloud
it means you have great taste
clever cloud
... partial non-binary??
regal comet
ah yes
Nephilim
clever cloud
can we take a moment to acknowledge that nobody hates christian mythology more than christians?
bible fanfiction is rad as fuck
regal comet
my mate is sitting on the fence wobbling
clever cloud
as an agender gender-abolitionist, "partial enby" is breaking my mind
regal comet
As a robot from the heat-death of the universe
gender is whatever word still exists for it
noble ivy
demi-jenni
west phoenix
well see, to me that's just Jenny™
I am the only she/they
noble ivy
-# but what about me...
clever cloud
Juli™ gendered
noble ivy
my gender = 
regal comet
your gender is you, hey, that one and <your name here>
thorn hinge
She/they is good and based
steady adder
damn, Meow getting hit on by Two Adas 
clever cloud
powerful
thorn hinge
two so far
balmy obsidian
Is it that time already I wasn't paying attention
willow needle
balmy obsidian
Multiple weapons?
icy dove
No that's Polyarmory
balmy obsidian
oh hey gug
noble ivy
the oops all harrison teamcomp
west phoenix
-# but what about me...
You're me
west phoenix
two *so far*
There's more???
west phoenix
PEERSONAAA
clever cloud
i can't believe there's two Jenny's/Juli's
clever cloud
.... i mean...
noble ivy
I think you’re about to make a horrible mistake
Plus, I run my own IGF on Thursday so two lancer games in one day might kill me dead
clever cloud
quick note from last nights igf game: (ch3) ||August respec'd into a Balor and we roleplayed it as S1GN4L trying to turn his Saladin into a bomb and failing because HA mechs are superior by design||
west phoenix
Common HA W
west phoenix
-# I fear for the day we're both players at the same table...
You're not nearly as bad as me btw
Tbh i always feel anxious when it comes to playing with people who are not close friends because i know Eleonor can put up with me and i feel comfortable there, anywhere else and i get really worried it's too much
I could make a joke about hating Eleonor but in reality she and my main crew match each other's freak
noble ivy
don't worry, I'm more than thankful that Eleonor made the mistake of letting me spectate and i would never push for anything else
shell bison
I joined to just give sunzi fast rules
clever cloud
greatly appreciated btw
west phoenix
I hate how size half cover interacts with everything
Most things don't care that it exists except for the things that do
noble ivy
just imagine 1/2 cover as some gears of war-esqe set decoration
shell bison
If it's there even as a size half its not a free space
west phoenix
I guess walking right through it is fine but being accelerated through it is too far
That's where we draw the line
clever cloud
so accelerate can't be used to cross walls?
shell bison
No
If there was a door you can slide through the door, but you can't phase through a wall
Cause accelerate isn't a portal it's a slip and slide from point a to b
west phoenix
Naur
west phoenix
don't worry, I'm more than thankful that Eleonor made the mistake of letting me ...
Oh i missed this but fr Juli you're like my favorite person here, it was not a mistake
polar glacier
aww
west phoenix
You too Ada! 🫵
polar glacier
ljdekhbadf
That wasn't a depressed aww that was a "that's adorable" aww lmao
but I'll take it
clever cloud
Ada is my favorite from the GM thread
the player thread has some serious competition xD
ancient crag
west phoenix
I know it wasn't Ada i was just being nice (and honest)
ancient crag
Juli is great
west phoenix
the player thread has some serious competition xD
Its me
noble ivy
-# even though i've been shitposting here for months I'm always deeply surprised whenever someone acknowledges my existence...
west phoenix
Same
Especially in a positive way
I'm waiting for the day when everyone says they hate me lmao
clever cloud
both of you are dumb. you are both top 5 life of the party
noble ivy
you really mean that?...
clever cloud
yea hoe
ancient crag
I'm waiting for the day when everyone says they hate me lmao
Never!
formal gale
Awww wholesome chat day!
I can confidently say I've gotten nothing but good vibes and strong chuckles from my brief time in this chat. Yall are awesome!
west phoenix
Damn i need to try harder then
west phoenix
Yep Juli is poggers
supple carbon
i concur
polar glacier
I love everybody in this chat too much to rank y'all 🩷
but Juli and Meow and Eleonor are my favorites and it's not even close
(j/k j/k)
supple carbon
the lesbian council
west phoenix
bet
west phoenix
but Juli and Meow and Eleonor are my favorites and it's not even close
lets gooo i made the list
okay i feel bad for picking individuals. i love all of you, i just resonate with a few more than others
west phoenix
juli leo and i all share the lack of a braincell 
formal gale
okay i feel bad for picking individuals. i love all of you, i just resonate with...
That's a fair take I think!
noble ivy
juli leo and i all share ~~the lack of~~ a braincell <:joyous:139948975310307744...
The troublesome trio
formal gale
Heya seraph! We being wholesome here
west phoenix
bunzi is one of the people who got me so invested in the community but unfortunately he is too normal 😔
(this is not a diss against you bunzi, i am well aware i am the problem)
west phoenix
minor orchid
Everyone has favorites but it's okay. I love everyone equally ;v;
get bnued
becase wly too
west phoenix
i feel like i'm just digging a deeper hole 😩
supple carbon
I'm normal apparently
the normalest (positive)
clever cloud
I'm normal apparently
in contrast to meow, yea
west phoenix
and eleonor
shell bison
Oh my god, I am the normal cos dude in Calliope
polar glacier
Everyone has favorites but it's okay. I love everyone equally ;v;
no see I have to remove you from the running bunzi
because it wouldn't be fair otherwise
we met irl
we've hugged
west phoenix
i wanna see i wanna see
polar glacier
you got to hold at least one of them, right?
supple carbon
pet snakes?
polar glacier
ye I have pet snakes
And they were travelling with us when we swung through Bunzi's hometown
I got to meet Roxy, the artist for the NPCs in IGF on that same trip. It got to meet my snakes and I got to meet it's snakes and also it's spiders, we had a lto of fun
shell bison
Snake to snake posting
west phoenix
i've only ever had a corn snake, loved that dumb stinky idiot
thorn hinge
polar glacier
<3
silver pumice
SNEK
polar glacier
they're honestly pretty small comparatively
west phoenix
ah may just be the angles then
noble ivy
i feel like i'm just digging a deeper hole 😩
no that's my job
formal gale
Ooooooooh look at em!
polar glacier
- Pepper: Male Hognose, only 60g, Axanthic morph (blacka nd grey colros)
- Nutmeg: Female Hognose, 320g or so, Conda morph (red/brown, larger spot pattern than pepper)
- Paprika: Female Variable Kingsnake, 250g or so, buckskin colorway (greenish-grey with red-yellow stripe)
Compare a Ball Python which is the most popular pet species and gets up to 2.5 or even 3 kg
They're all the same agge, about 3 years old, and all about at their full adult sizes. It's just that plains hognnose snakes have a wild amount fo sexual dimorphism, the girls are usually 3-4 times as big.
west phoenix
hot
light mist
the naming scheme is adorable .o.
west phoenix
have fun gaymer
polar glacier
Alright gaters...
Good hunting, Lancer
my own game session #51 starts in about an hour
last leaf
have fun!
formal gale
OOoooh looking forward to reading the recap later Ada!
last leaf
ada's recaps are always good..
west phoenix
i'm looking forward to the SCP article
noble ivy
leo its like 2:00 am go to bed
balmy obsidian
no
polar glacier
i'm looking forward to the SCP article
Well let me get started early then, act 2 spoilers || Today they officially begin the Liberation of Impact Plaza||
It won't be heavy on the recap because I expect combat to be most of the session (act2)||Impact dynamics arc||||Comba 7.1 You didn't sign for that, a bored quartermaster who spend all his free time mastering his marksmanship, and his RPV Aegis "Bubbles" which I very much hope the team tries to take. Though I do have some narrative stuff with the initial assault to do. || Genitals Obliterated ||I think y'all'll really like what I did with bubbles but I probably won't share till the session is done||
Also Wren you're one of my favorites too
polar glacier
Also Leo you too
formal gale
horse
west phoenix
who else, keep going
balmy obsidian
@ everyone
polar glacier
Also Kishka and Greybot I barely know you but you're also great
west phoenix
Well let me get started early then, act 2 spoilers || Today they officially begi...
devious to reply to me with stuff i can't read
polar glacier
I can't possibly remember people so I'm just gonna tell them when I see them from now on
new strats
polar glacier
no need to rank if I can just personally tell everybody that I like them
west phoenix
good you deserve to be bullied
formal gale
troooo
balmy obsidian
You just all fear my power, but I understand
steady adder
Gray is a bully but I can vouch for them
need to keep you humble before lap overwhelms you and you just float off from getting so big headed
polar glacier
OH, SERAPH YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITES HERE TOO
BUT YEAH SERA I'm putting Lynk in my game again, they're going to have a scene with kraken in a few sessions remind me to rant at you about that later
balmy obsidian
You know that's a line I so so so want to keep in my backpocket if Lap and (ch3) ||the crone|| ever interract
Forgor spoiler
It is 2 am I am liable to fuck up
polar glacier
Anyway I gotta go make dinner and ry to kill this headache before my session starts so I'll see all'y'all later
Go to bed Leo
EEP
balmy obsidian
I will eventually
last leaf
Also Wren you're one of my favorites too
daww, Im not sure who my favs are here.
shell bison
Session is going great
last leaf
ada, leo, meow, juli, eleonor, and bunzi would all be easy includes tho for sure
west phoenix
last leaf
meow in the best possible way I find your anxiety re:does-everyone-secretly-hate-me slightly amusing because of how incredibly off the mark and baseless it is
I also find it slightly comforting because I get the same feelings and seeing how baseless it is in other people helps me reassure myself that my brain is simply lying to me like the liar that it is.
last leaf
<a:pleadcry:802002483152289822>
you're genuinely a joy to be around I hope you know that
steady adder
<a:pleadcry:802002483152289822>
last leaf
goddammit I scrolled too far in my list of saved gifs on discord and he's fiending in my mind again
cognitohazards are a stupid concept and if you are genuinely worried by roko's basilisk I think it should be legal to hunt you for sport but cognitohazard might be the best way to describe that gif ngl.
upbeat hemlock
cognitohazards are a stupid concept and if you are genuinely worried by roko's b...
My housemate semi-regularly spends time on the rokos basilisk subreddit talking techbro dumbasses down from panic attacks
willow needle
Good night lancers :3 
upbeat hemlock
Also, good morning calliope
balmy obsidian
yes, good morning
noble ivy
Leo, go to sleep or else I'm getting the crowbar
west phoenix
goodnight naana
last leaf
My housemate semi-regularly spends time on the rokos basilisk subreddit talking ...
but it's much funnier to talk them into worse panic attacks instead
Roko's basilisk definitely isn't the worst case of tech bro faux-intellectual stupidity but it is one that really illustrates just why considering yourself something of a philosopher while despising the humanities and the underlying critical reasoning skills involved there is such a bad idea.
last leaf
Good night lancers :3 <:joyous:1406811471631089735>
Good night nana!
west phoenix
you're genuinely a joy to be around I hope you know that
thank you 😭 i really appreciate you too wren. lots and lots
last leaf
~~but it's much funnier to talk them into worse panic attacks instead~~
Roko's ...
If techbros didn't have inordinate amounts of power in society it would actually be very funny watching a bunch of terminally online capitalists try and create philosophy from first principles without any basic literacy skills.
silver pumice
OH, SERAPH YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITES HERE TOO
steady adder
~~but it's much funnier to talk them into worse panic attacks instead~~
Roko's ...
reminds me how i saw a post somewhere about some techbro having used AI and he lost his mind thinking the AI was somehow uncovering some secret order or something but it had just replicated SCP foundation style writing lol
balmy obsidian
The tinfoil hat is strong with this one
last leaf
reminds me how i saw a post somewhere about some techbro having used AI and he l...
oh god AI sycophants going off the deep end is always great
I think we should have the same net amount of derangement regarding AI in our society but we should concentrate it all in a couple really funny guys and then let everyone else be normal.
west phoenix
omg atriox hiiii
last leaf
excellent gif
cerulean river
Out of context lancer night meme
formal gale
Our boy Graham Cracker decided to get some info by going gambling, which resulted in him losing several hands of Uno Dos against an NHP named JOYEAUSE, who reps themself as an angrily flickering holographic cube. He ended the conversation by suggesting JOYEAUSE play craps instead, where it was revealed the NHP didn't realize the game was played with dice, and was suddenly QUITE interested in the game upon this discovery
noble ivy
NHP NAMED ??!?
noble ivy
it spreads...
west phoenix
noble ivy
ancient crag
cobalt zealot
We joyousnaxxing?
noble ivy
when are we not?
noble ivy
wanna talk about it in DMs?
cobalt zealot
It's just job stuff
I'm between jobs and my husband has been Searching for 18 months
We're exhausted and my last job ended up driving me to several panic attacks, one of which nearly landed me in hospital
I've got 3 weeks of money left
Then... I am at risk of losing a lot of things
noble ivy
Sorry for going quiet for a while... I'm just trying to think of what to say...
I'm halfway across the world so i feel terrible that all i could say is I'm sorry this is happening to you and I truly hope things start to get better for you
west phoenix
i've been there not too long ago myself :( if you need anything i'm here
limber fossil
finished grandma squad sesh 3 yesterday
and this time it went.... surprisingly well_!_
not a single structure on any of us
though we did spend a few repairs stabilising
(ch 1) ||we murked a demolisher in one shot by overheating it||
||we met S1GN4L||
who is, as far as i can tell, an annoying nerd
||and, from what i can see from their chatlogs, is surrounded by other nerds, who are all annoying in different ways||
||our GM was like "i'm adding an extra hive" because we aren't allowed to have fun /j||
||S1GN4L ran away though||
||after we murked 2 or 3 of the mechs||
i called him a pussy and he said "well, you are what you eat"
and i was too cramped and sleepy to make a comeback
i probably should have just had someone shoot him
not like he actually had any defences on his rig
||oh, before that, striga ambushed us from the vents||
||caught us for like half an hour||
||and then gave us a reserve||
||or well, she gave us something to give vent crabs at the happy noodle||
||it got handed to me||
i went to meet the vent crabs
||and they took it and gave me an anti-tech reserve||
||which i then handed to our more violent everest cause i thought she would prefer it more||
and she did_!_
clever cloud
hey, arimedea, it's good practice to spoiler tag your session recaps around here to ensure newer players dont see stuff they shouldn't. You haven't spoiled anything major, but pls tag it
(ch x) ||my spoiler text||
limber fossil
oh okay, mb
willow needle
Morning lancers :3
I've started to try achievement hunt in jurassic world evolution 2 inbefore the 3...
There's petting zoos and baby dinos holy shit 
shell bison
bird up
cobalt zealot
There's petting zoos and baby dinos holy shit <:NoThoughts:806222533325488148>
I'm so excited
I desire babies
last leaf
ayo?
steady adder
https://tenor.com/view/bird-bird-up-terminal-montage-monster-hunter-gif-16266096
average laplace Eject Powercores event from the POV of the victim of the cyberbullying
noble ivy
Good Morning Calliope!
silver pumice
willow needle
god every time I see your pfp naana I'm just like... mood.
:>
willow needle
I'm so excited
Yesss I'm doing right now the chaos theory scenarios x)
cobalt zealot
They're kinda easy to complete
Key word being kinda
I managed to do the Jurassic Park one easily though
willow needle
tbh im just enjoying the scenarios not doing them fast
making them all pretty and all
noble ivy
-# if we're still talking about Jurassic World evo...
I checked out the newest trailer and i had two thoughts
one: waow this game looks gorgeous
two: this canoe ride is the most dangerous and Ill-advised shit I've ever seen... you can't even do something like this in a mundane zoo...
clever cloud
looks at clock: 11am
good morning calliope
west phoenix
-# if we're still talking about Jurassic World evo...
I checked out the newest t...
Imagine making a ride that's supposed to be safe based on one of the most brutal scenes in jurassic park history
west phoenix
looks at clock: 11am
good morning calliope
Wrong
noble ivy
Imagine making a ride that's supposed to be safe based on one of the most brutal...
idk... I'm just imagining someone trying to pitch something like this in a regular zoo
"Come and walk directly with a wildebeest heard (who will turn you into a red smear if you even think about getting close to the babies)"
west phoenix
We desire babies
But yeah getting close to 99% of animals is going to remove your free warranty of life
west phoenix
But plant eater nice :)))
west phoenix
even a horse can kill you instantly
Loo (Primo's pegasus) be like
willow needle
-# if we're still talking about Jurassic World evo...
I checked out the newest t...
a lot of rides in jurassic park are super dangerous to be fair
minor orchid
Loo (Primo's pegasus) be like
Loo has decided Loo is the council of do the die
Also it's saturday, there's no lancer
but there's lancer thinkering
AKA will torture my players using their backstories
willow needle
i think it can be fine if it was in the case of the river being full of prehistoric fish and really small dinosaurs around, like dryosaurus or something
but i know the game will allow me to put the canoe ride in the enclosure of a fucking trex so
altho canonically if they have the docile feature it should be fine?
noble ivy
a lot of rides in jurassic park are super dangerous to be fair
of course they are
but at least most of them have the illusion of safety by being in a vehicle
there is nothing stopping a sauropod from going "i do not like your vibes" and squishing you into red mist
willow needle
your mistake is thinking that sauropods will do anything to defend themselves in jurassic park 
biggest fucking animal and they portray them as gentle giants that dont stomp anything or use their tails as whips
minor orchid
biggest fucking animal and they portray them as gentle giants that dont stomp an...
Sauropod Balor
Now it's a Sauropod... with nanomachines
willow needle
We desire babies
i cant wait for the babies in jurassic park for real
willow needle
Now it's a Sauropod... with nanomachines
noble ivy
Fomorian Balor...
minor orchid
Fomorian Balor
willow needle
*AKA will torture my players using their backstories*
minor orchid
also wouldn't it be very fun that ||Reverie gets a Heca?||
willow needle
can i click that
minor orchid
no
noble ivy
why not?
willow needle
minor orchid
<:Happy_Blush:1316504812627689502>
I told you I was going to use the saturday for it
west phoenix
i think it can be fine if it was in the case of the river being full of prehisto...
They're small comparatively but i think a dryosaurus could easily kill someone lmao
noble ivy
the fuck do you mean by comparatively small
this fucker is still person sized
willow needle
but they are so cute like a puppy :(
noble ivy
of course they're cute
west phoenix
the fuck do you mean by *comparatively small*
this fucker is still person sized
comparatively small compared to other dinosaurs, especially in jw
point is it would kick your ass
noble ivy
girl, my parents mini aussie kicks my ass every time i see him
this thing is killing me instantly 
limber fossil
new lancer mech but it turns you straight
west phoenix
i was going to say a lancaster but doesn't graey pilot one
icy dove
the fuck do you mean by *comparatively small*
this fucker is still person sized
Velociraptors are smaller still but I think they could still kill people
tame harbor
new lancer mech but it turns you straight
White Witch (it's ferrogenderfluid)
icy dove
Velociraptors are smaller still but I think they could still kill people
Like look at this goober, he small
west phoenix
i'd love one as a pet
icy dove
Truly dinosaurs and birds aren't so different Insert Jurassic Park theme but played on Kazoo
noble ivy
White Witch (it's ~~ferro~~genderfluid)
-# It's first test run extracted the genderfluid from everyone there killing them instantly
icy dove
Downloaded
west phoenix
steady adder
i was going to say a lancaster but doesn't graey pilot one
correct, I am doing the Lancaster Gaming for Leviathans and carrying juiceboxes for the other mechs to use post-scene
west phoenix
which mech WOULD be the straight one
limber fossil
did someone say peak
west phoenix
is it even possible in lancer
limber fossil
lancaster mentioned
noble ivy
which mech WOULD be the straight one
Raptor-4
limber fossil
which mech WOULD be the straight one
barbarossa
noble ivy
what about the Saladin
limber fossil
saladin is also maybe straight but they're a lot nicer
noble ivy
are you sure?
John "Shitass" Harrison piloted one
west phoenix
bunzi piloted a saladin that already proved us wrong
limber fossil
honestly, tokugawa is a straight man and then enkidu is them post transition
west phoenix
are you sure?
John "Shitass" Harrison piloted one
no no it was built in his image
i think harrison's sal was like, actually a war machine. modern sal is a saint
noble ivy
honestly, tokugawa is a straight man and then enkidu is them post transition
-# this is like the 3rd/4th time i've posted this here
west phoenix
i think its funny that union often deploys sal to protect civilians. there's probably been a point where it's been deployed against HA
balmy obsidian
One doubled in size
west phoenix
thats my transition goals
balmy obsidian
So you can grow to be 6 feet tall?
west phoenix
become a cat girl twice my current size that attacks everything
LEO GO FUCK YOURSELF
balmy obsidian
west phoenix
i am a perfectly average height
balmy obsidian
catlet
noble ivy
stop bullying my favorite cat
balmy obsidian
I will bully my favorite cat if I damn please
steady adder
...and since leo reacted with this, i might as well post Leviathan-Players 0 braincells moment lol?
balmy obsidian
do it
steady adder
noble ivy
-# I almost had a spittake when i read what snek said...
clever cloud
i always thought the enkidu was size half for some reason
balmy obsidian
What
clever cloud
i always envisioned it as a vicious chihuahua
willow needle
https://imgs.search.brave.com/drAI98IRFAtZwCwBg7QtrI_xl5nna2dQQ2a1t91inhk/rs:fit...
we have a modern analog to them
look at those
balmy obsidian
I thought it was size 1 for the longest time until reality caught up with me
And I lost all desire to play it
icy dove
we have a modern analog to them <:joyous:1406811471631089735>
Oh? What's this fella?
willow needle
its a seriema
noble ivy
i always envisioned it as a vicious chihuahua
yes the Enkidu has chihuahua energy
however, this becomes a problem when the chihuahua is 30 feet tall
willow needle
very famous for killing snakes by shaking them around
last leaf
lancer no longer tonight :(
balmy obsidian
oh no
last leaf
it'll be back next week to be clear
balmy obsidian
oh no is it the night of the game cancelations
last leaf
yuuuup
balmy obsidian
we might have a game cancel tonight as well
willow needle
i've had my dnd cancelled today as well lol
last leaf
can I just send you my spare players
balmy obsidian
alas no
noble ivy
~~can I just send you my spare players~~
"hey guys, you want to be thrown into a game with ultra spoilers?"
icy dove
Sounds like it might be the night y'all try to round up players for one-shots
willow needle
I told you I was going to use the saturday for it
icy dove
very famous for killing snakes by shaking them around
Mean to the snakes
willow needle
secretarybirds are worse imo
supple carbon
nana is sad because we don't have dnd, i am too, but hipo will give us lore so it's not all bad
willow needle
they just kick them on the floor with disgust
noble ivy
secretarybirds are worse imo
fuck yeah the bird that punches you
minor orchid
secretarybirds are worse imo
last leaf
love me a secretarybird
icy dove
they just kick them on the floor with disgust
Fucking rude to the snakes
minor orchid
Secretary bird mourning cloak
last leaf
love me a secretarybird
in either sense of the word
worthy root
I love that somehow @hearty whale 's character ended up being very secretarybird coded
last leaf
Secretary bird mourning cloak
mourning cloak power knuckles behaviour
willow needle
i had around both secretarybirds and seriemas, its funny cuz the seriema just didnt fucking care i was petting it until it noticed and the secretarybird sometimes i felt that it was plotting warcrimes against me
balmy obsidian
I wouldn't mind Quil being my secretary
clever cloud
oh my god, shelly is a secretary bird
minor orchid
oh my god, shelly is a secretary bird
Holofurry
noble ivy
I wouldn't mind Quil being my secretary
-# you're imagining Quil in a pencil skirt, aren't you
willow needle
-# what am i reading
balmy obsidian
What? No
west phoenix
lancer no longer tonight :(
balmy obsidian
He's got the broker bond, he's specifically good at this
noble ivy
-# what am i reading
trust me, this is tame compared to our usual shenanigans
last leaf
mourning cloak power knuckles behaviour
grab formorian frame but all the size increase is just in the legs, arms, neck, and legs
clever cloud
He's got the broker bond, he's specifically good at this
at pencil skirts
west phoenix
~~can I just send you my spare players~~
sounds fun! unfortunately i'd have to play dnd
steady adder
-# ~~you're imagining Quil in a pencil skirt, aren't you~~
i mean Quil is going through mental timeline fracturing, I'm sure there is one amongst the infinite Quils who would do that-
west phoenix
which one does he wear the skirt in. asking for a friend
balmy obsidian
Leviathans is cancelled
west phoenix
i knew they were problematic
noble ivy
-# why the flush....
balmy obsidian
"Let's let them surrender and then shoot them in the back of the head" bad mode
clever cloud
evil is hot
balmy obsidian
no this is not hot this is bad
west phoenix
evil is hot
supple carbon
evil is sometimes hot, not this time
balmy obsidian
Invader is horrified
noble ivy
morally gray = evil + hot
west phoenix
if they're hot its okay
minor orchid
if they're hot its okay <:joyous:1399489753103077447>
if they are hot it's not a warcrime
icy dove
"Let's let them surrender and then shoot them in the back of the head" bad mode
How evil are the people that are surrendering?
minor orchid
so all Harrison armory mech and nuclear cavaliers out there-
west phoenix
if they are hot it's not a warcrime
enkidu pilots be like
clever cloud
fictional evil is hot
balmy obsidian
How evil are the people that are surrendering?
pretty fucking evil
balmy obsidian
*fictional* evil is hot
So Andros Capella is hot, okay
clever cloud
I mean...
balmy obsidian
"yes because flamethrower"
west phoenix
E0LEONOR NO
balmy obsidian
shut up i'll kill you
clever cloud
look, im not saying he's my type, but...
west phoenix
we do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to” capella
noble ivy
I mean...
Eleonor... if you can't sell me on Auntie Ethel from BG3 you sure as hell can't sell me on him
balmy obsidian
icy dove
pretty fucking evil
Then it's not the worst thing
clever cloud
hey, Auntie Ethel is my type
minor orchid
So Andros Capella is hot, okay
look
noble ivy
hey, Auntie Ethel *is* my type
icy dove
hey, Auntie Ethel *is* my type
Which form?
west phoenix
yes
clever cloud
Yes
balmy obsidian
"yes"
minor orchid
lmao
last leaf
hey, Auntie Ethel *is* my type
auntie ethel's va work makes me horny enough that I agree absolutely.
west phoenix
i am passing judgement
balmy obsidian
i am passing judgement
last leaf
I will die free!
balmy obsidian
PREPARE THYSELF
west phoenix
leo how did you have that ready so fast
icy dove
... the customer is always right in matters of taste.
balmy obsidian
first result
west phoenix
its not just that it was abnormally fast
noble ivy
[BG3 Act 1 spoilers] Let me be clear, ||It's the greek tragedy level curses she inflicts for shits and giggles that makes it a no for me||
balmy obsidian
it's a normal reaction time???