#In Golden Flame
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fully over the head and everything. that bitch is ready to snooze
I think Neco arc is stable
Bun returns
Just because you cause Chaos doesn't mean you are unstable 
it was a quick 15 minute nap
damn... so i'm just both then huh
refreshing
I spilled bacon juice over my desk 
what juice??!?
grease
the juice in the bacon packaging
that just brings up more questions...
JUICE?!
it's... it's grease-
Drink it
bro a juicebox full of bacon juice

Leo... were you eating uncooked bacon at your desk...
Drink the Backon juce
I think he's gonna die
It was nice to meet a second french
Since I am not from the USA I don't need to heat my food to 600°F before eating
My immune system is big and strong like the love I carry for you all 
..Leo wtf
It's smoked!
Leo's eating raw meat...
Giving a cigar to a piece of meat doesn't make it healthy(?)
what's next? crunching on raw eggs like some sort of animal?
Catto
leo can have a bit of salami, as a treat
I ate raw eggs when I was boxing in college....
gatito
did you eat them with the shell like leo does...
I'M NOT THE WORST ONE HERE
disgusting, the lot of you
I don't even like eggs when they're cooked, raw would be so much worse 
eggs are great
So much protein...
didn't you say you were making an omelette the other day leo???
eggs
It helps if you think of them as really big boba pearls
Yes
And it only tasted alright because it was full of cheese and covered in ketchup
you know i'm happy that people do their own thing with fitness but i don't wanna fitdiss whole egg into my damn mouth
but i like to chew boba pearls...
KETCHUP????
this
yeah ketchup on eggs is good
bro they're talking about eating raw food
you say that like we ever evolved into something
and i'm a cat
but Leo cooked his eggs
not his bacon
damn
LEO
this chat is far too much
between the two of you you could make a whole ass raw breakfast
that's different than me protein maxing swalling eggs during boxing
Look I do believe it's a rollercoaster
it evolves
then devolves
then we hit peak
and then plumet
this is what calliope is like
that one sidebar about daily cognitohazards
Look up the difference between french bacon and real bacon and tell me exactly how its safe
I've said it before and I'll say it again. This whole chatcan be conveted into chats on the MUSE
"y'all don't just drink your egg paste?"
Lucy: "Welcome to Calliope, we have everything you need: duct tape and a dream"
"the fuck's an egg?"
Yeah, and it's telling me that I am perfectly safe
alternative eggs. like alternative milk but for eggs
Vegan eggs
Veggs
veggs
eegan
veggs
Reegan?!
ronald reegan mcdonald and the vegg mcmuffin
Hi everyone, we are Honey Bun Farms hope you enjoy this 24 hour live cam of our honey bee farm and watch the bees do their thing.
"BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT"
this is gonna be my chapter 6 of IGF
steele no
my fucking nightmare
Donates 500000 ingots
vent crab slowly crawls thru the pov timelapse stile
a-
i've tried to watch bee videos and idk maybe it's because i'm allergic and had a bad experience but it freaks me the fuck out
i like bees! i respect them!
Damn I can't post the bee jumpscare gif then...
a mundane bee or a sentient one?
stuff like this is fine
Honeybun farms is pretty canon in Calliope(?)
its when they are flying and buzzing that gets me
for my headcanon at least
a normal bee from like a farm
honey bun farms mech but it's just a balor with an actual beehive inside of it
BEELOR
with a whip of bees
a whee
honeybun farms merch but it's personalizations for your mech that is just a honey bee themed hoodie for your mech
Comes in size 1/2 to size 3
i like my idea more
unless its on a caliban because i like the idea of that big ass head with a hoodie on it
Genghis but bees instead of fire
Lancer 2nd edition replaces BURN with BEES!!!
i was thinking lancaster beetle taxi, but that's a different bug
...okay but a Taraxacum with bee aesthetic would be pretty cute
LANCASTER BUMBLEBEE
BIG FAT BEE
does someone have any headcannons as to how a chomolungma can look like?
look at the beecaster go
maybe one of the four armed ones could be an anthropomorphic bee
Like a moth idk
can be kinda whatever, iirc they don't have visuals to allow for interpretation
Look
Chomo, Calliope repaired!
only for Anna Nemo!
/jkjk
you can pick how it looks
i know. thats why i asked for headcannons
i'm thinking lots of high tech antennae personally
gotta get the signal
If it's SSC version, put some barely disguised leg fetish i guess
kinda ball-y otherwise? idk, i'd probably design one to a character
Quill 👀
what?
you gotta make your IGF Blorblo! :>
I am feeling ill
a-
gee.. I wonder why
leo-
I dare you, Make a Mrózian >:) (jk jk do what your heart believes it's right)
You can wonder all you like because the truth is I lied because I thought it would be funny

You fuck-
No I don't
she's so expressive

Juli is Marcille though
The pfp shows black hair because she's going through a goth phase but trust me, 100% marcille for sure
But that’s my natural hair color…
probably not
That’s what the muse is
idk whats the muse
It's a british music band which I find pretty cool sometimes
shut UP
I sometimes swear I give primers for setting for nothing /jkjk
muse is cool and you won't silence me
Naana cannot be confused
its like a chat room
but yes
it's basically the main channel all over calliope
chatrooms, data transfer, convos
and this
image board, social media, etc
@moretransghengispilots get in here
monarchfeetpics
I love the muse so much, you should all make your muse posts now
this is the basis of Primo's entire hatred of Calliope
lmaoooo
piss poor cycling schedules
let them be silly 

What's the worst that could happen anyways
god forbid NHPs have hobbies
I kind of wanna see more musepostings
lmao he was muted for 5 days
That NHP must love The SSC
i don't see why in this context
I love the cheeseDREAM running gag
It's a rule that they may never be seen actually speaking in any logs ever
am i this channel's cheesedream
no that's me
To good to be Cheesedream?
No you are allowed to talk and we love you both
cheesedream is in the walls
always listening but we never see their posts because they get autofiltered
the closest cheesedream event there ever was
cheesedream lmao
reason: cheesedream
let my boi speak goddamn...
i wanna hear them cook
dude got banned from the music channel!
What did they dooooo
you'd have to ask @hearty whale what he/she/they/it/?? would even say if allowed to talk
asking for toenails pics repeatedly
I adore how our solution to Ultras is gonna be heatgunning and BCLing them to death
We have little damage output
For what purpose Lèonard
But then our support and controller kit is wild
all your drones and my heatmaxing ass will make up for it later
Go my pretties. Annihilate that fucker.
Heavy nexus + turret drone + hive drone + lock on crit = L + ratio + impair + slow + shred + 3d6+4
hunter lunge + duelist crit + nuclear cavalier + possiblility mapping + op cal + hunter free action
eep
I am just a silly little hacker just giving slow and impaired don't mind me 
Don't engage me in melee I might get hurt 
Damn
Do not hug your goblin user
you may crack their bones
me when playing leo's build
i say like my sunzi build isn't built around being out of range of the enemy
The build in question, you be the judge
[ LICENSES ]
HORUS Goblin 3, SSC COMET 2
[ CORE BONUSES ]
Enhanced Systems Upgrade
[ TALENTS ]
Technophile 3, Black Thumb 2, Iconoclast 2, Field Analyst 1
[ STATS ]
HULL:2 AGI:2 SYS:3 ENGI:0
STRUCTURE:4 HP:17 ARMOR:0
STRESS:4 HEATCAP:6 REPAIR:5
TECH ATK:+4 LIMITED:+0
SPD:5 EVA:10 EDEF:13 SENSE:15 SAVE:14
[ WEAPONS ]
MAIN/AUX MOUNT: Nexus (Hunter-Killer) / Nexus (Light)
FLEX MOUNT: Colony Nexus / Colony Nexus
[ SYSTEMS ]
Enlightenment-Class NHP, H0R_OS System Upgrade I, H0R_OS System Upgrade II, H0R_OS System Upgrade III, Whitestar Signal Interceptor, OSIRIS-Class NHP, Unstable NHP, Rapid Burst Jump Jet System```
comet???
whats the canonical height for each size of mechs? i cant find it anywhere atm
We don't do that here
The only canon height given is barbarossa is around 13 meters high but it's mostly handwaved
I think canon size is a bit loosey goosy but i found this size chart on bluesky
the 2nd sounds a lot like kidd plunder and taraxacum, but i guess it may have come first
that works really :3 just needed to visualize it
each mech is a little different, like some size halves look like exosuits (dusk wing)
yeah i imagine that, but its for the chomo, so i guess its around the 5-6m
mostly this
That... kinda works yeah. I can see it
I think titanfall mechs are a decent frame of reference for size 1s?

oh you were talking about-
yeah okay
I'm always surprised how small Lancer makes their mechs, it makes sense with how size 0.5s are relevant, but I keep thinking more Gundam or Battlemech instinctively than Titanfall
Oh yeah, Most mech media has their machines huge. I think the smallest before I got into lancer was the jets from macross
I love small mechs
here's a chart with a zaku
the barb pilot is the size of a goblin
It's wild to think a single Zaku could be a proper boss to a team of lancer pilots
big fish in a small pond scenario
Damn
or I instantly gmod clip it into the ground and it crumbles 
Can a mobile suit handle the sheer amount of tech wizardry some frames have?
Kinda doubt it tbh
i cast reactor torsion
Basic frag signal just bricking a zaku is really funny
When do we fight an Earthmover from ultrakill in lancer???
Oh that would be awesome
Shhh that’s act 3 spoilers
you become a brat tamer in act 3 it seems
That just reminds me of one of my friends running I think a stars without number game where he the dm, was the final boss. And the players beat him by booting him from the vc
why a brat tamer 
because thats what you are
I am??
Reference for those that haven't played ultrakill
no no, you're not the tamer
[GM Spoiler] ||that’s what happens when you max out your astral stigmata||

Antennaes to heavan
Why the flushed?
Petah
The earthmover is here
i see beyond what your feeble mind can understand
Meow, help, please, you know english isn't my first language 
Robofuckers stay winning I guess
Don’t worry Leo, meow’s just being freaky again
I WANT YOU TO SAY WHY BRAT TAMER THEN
I mean, Gundam has no real e warfare equivilant in the mechs fighting one another so I'm not sure if a frag sig would do anything because it's own code base to function a frag sig can't hit since all of mech tech in lancer is based of old GMS design philosophy
ITS NOT EVEN LIKE THAT
THIS
You can't fuck the EARTH MOVER
person who makes a brat stop being a brat
IT'S NOT THE EARTH FUCKER IT JUST MOVES
its usually in a kinky context
YOU CAN’T SO GET OUT OF MY WAY GAY BOY
it was just a bit but i respect y'all
So I am a brat, but in act 3 I become a brat tamer 
YOU ARE IN OVER YOUR HEAD
Evolution
Can't believe Ləonard is a pokemon
next evolution he evolves into a fox: leorenard
But you said "you become a brat tamer in act 3 it seems" 
omg i just had a clarity moment
we're all pokemon we just need to find the right evolution stone
i know how to draw my chomo now
THE STONE

what you envision
i only know renard because it's one of our character's last names
he didn't like the name "kyle fuchs". coward
is the joke that its a HRT pill? (sorry if it sounds condescending its a gen question)
fuchs, german for fox, sounds just like "fucks"
this
fuchs
yes the joke is the beeg estrogen
hence kyle fucks hahah get it is it funny now
estrogen so based
Nananananana when she thinks
nvm i just got demoralized cuz i noticed my idea is similar to the basic metalmark haha
okay i am procrastinating doing laundry since i need to go back to work tomorrow. y'all are a bad influence
DO IT ANYWAY
DON'T
FUCK
DO IT
ITS SSC ITS PERFECTLY ALLOWED
TELL IT
WHY YALL SCREAMING AT ME
YOUR CHOMO IS SCC ALIGNED
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO DO IT
We yell out of encouragement!
ill draw the moth first tho
SHUT IT
METALMARK IS THE PREDECESOR TO THE AMBER PHANTOM IS IT NOT?
I'M NOT SCREAMING THIS IS JUST CAPITALIZED
WRITING CONVENTIONS ON THE INTERNET MAKES YOU PERCEIVE IT AS YELLING WHEN IT DOES NOT INHERENTLY HAVE A VOLUME
yes
Look, take it easy
heard. i just started working on my lancer stuff and now i have choooreeessssss waaaa
First time im not the only one screaming at nana with love
This is nice

i now realize we yell at eachother alot here
My Leviathan will see us through.... Eventually
i'm just staring over the encounter for tomorrow because i completely fucked one of them earlier in chapter 2 and i am nervous 
assault cannon is good too
Im sending positive reinforcements with my mind
1d6+2 is nearly heavy mount damage, and with reliable 3 it can still deal good damage
reliable is good
good ole reliable... nothing beats that
Reliable is not good
It's Reliable
superheavy artillery 
i wouldn't consider range 8 "artillery"
RKF Orchis:
Oh yes, been thinking of a minor Drake variant with it being main weapons only with my walking armory just making the turns for the enemy a absolute nightmare, believe I showed ya it
you did :3
main point of it being simply: Lotta tiny Pricks knocking ya down, setting ya on fire, and overall a nightmare
-- IPS-N Drake @ LL3 --
[ LICENSES ]
IPS-N Drake 3
[ CORE BONUSES ]
Sloped Plating
[ TALENTS ]
Walking Armory 2, Brawler 2, House Guard 1, Grease Monkey 1
[ STATS ]
HULL:2 AGI:0 SYS:2 ENGI:1
STRUCTURE:4 HP:16 ARMOR:4
STRESS:4 HEATCAP:6 REPAIR:6
TECH ATK:+2 LIMITED:+0
SPD:3 EVA:6 EDEF:8 SENSE:10 SAVE:12
[ WEAPONS ]
MAIN MOUNT: Concussion Missiles
MAIN MOUNT: Mortar
HEAVY MOUNT: Assault Cannon
[ SYSTEMS ]
Argonaut Shield, Aegis Shield Generator x1, Personalizations, Portable Bunker x1, Expanded Compartment
I have a question, why are the Raptors-04 bad?
this being the idea at least
Mass produced with bad materials for cheap
also wernt they poorly maintained for a long period of time?
Were they ever good?
I hear Raptor-03 were pretty good
Damn
yey
with all of these being main line weapons it'll allow me to use my walking armoery ooofff
Thumper : The attack gains Knockback 1 and deals Explosive damage.
Shock : The attack deals Energy damage. Choose one character targeted by your attack; adjacent characters take 1 Energy AP, whether the result is a hit or miss.
Mag : The attack gains Arcing and deals Kinetic damage.
Hellfire : The attack deals Energy damage and deals any bonus damage as Burn.
Jager : The attack gains Knockback 2, deals Explosive damage, and one character hit by the attack – your choice – must succeed on a Hull save or be knocked Prone.
Sabot : The attack gains AP and deals Kinetic damage.
which the Hell fire being shot from a spinning Assault cannon and mortar would be quite juicy
walking armory beloved
Indeed
with my main Leviathan build going to be mostly using the knockback attacks with the concussion missiles
which the Concussion gives Impair upon hitting them, with the Jager possibly knocking the Mech down
So good
Walking Armory My beloved
I... should probs get back to Lucero mech tinkering
Kobold is looking more and more funny...
oooog
-# and quite on theme too
My players are discussing (in character) what they're gonna do with their free time on the icebreaker
here's one
god damn it haha
ah dang it
Gonna name your kobold mech zephyr(?)
Eruca gambling would be funny
Oh god
To Pebble's credit it is the character that won a mech on a coin flip when he was 16
Funny thing, no
and he was just randomly selected by SSC ExMat to test a new frame prototype they're working on 
I need to name it something related to Asphodel
He is a lucky guy 
right now the placeholder is "Asphodelian Terraformer" but I can get something better
daaamn
lucky hehe
The Death Stranding
oh god do not let her out of your sights on the icebreaker...

Jackson is gonna get distrracted on a Vick the Vent crab plushy and gonna look away to Eruca gambling the SRT's budget away
who let the kid keep the credit card!!?!
this was our resident girlfailure's reaction and it immediately got her laid
i can't stop winning!
Johny Winner is already foaming at the mouth because Mikaela approached Pebbles and not him
He was going "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!" in the background in the VC and it was funny
do not the Sekhmet
Exes(?)
That's how I play lancer too
I've played with squares too long, hexes is a breath of fresh air
Juejue
no, they are murder buddies
i'm here for a good time not a long time
Worse(?)
What's the worst thing every corpo has done?
exist
Just for fun, what can you do in Hell's gate?
cry
work, work, and more work
but nah there's GMS generic bar and various others, there's the noodle shop (i'm sorry i forgot her name but i love her. i met her once like a year ago), there's that bauble shop. there's quite a bit
you could also go deep into the station and explore/find some cool items
wallflower spoilers???? ||is there any canon egregorian in hells gate or am i the only one lmao||
just you :)
could find Excaliber or something
damn
become HEMAN or something
thats good and bad at the same time
i'm telling you naana hercynia is so far away there's no way they could make it from there to calliope in 2 years
your character is an exception
which there isnt anything wrong with that
i think its a cool thing
YEy
oh no, its kind of like
||hey, im the only eg here, so im like special in that way||
||but also, im the only eg. whatever i make, whoever sees me, knows that its me, theres no fooling around. and if theres someone with bad intentions, they can easily spot me from a crowd||
Is Reverie big enough to carry someone on her back?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A noodle shop, that's great
does lancer have any carrying mechanics?
Don't think in mechanics nana answer me from your heart
Can Reverie carry her (eventual) gf in her back????
do you think this can carry a person?
Maybe with effort
ebig
gremlinfriend
Maybe
not without strain, it's hard to see without it in a more natural pose
like that? nah
wdym?
Reverie probably won't be able to carry anyone if she stands vertically
Vertical moth
Tactical moth
yeah their bodies are not built for that
Polilla tactica
maybe she could carry someone in the space between the head and the wings but not someone that is too heavy
piggyback ride?
if they make her stronger. idk its up to you
Taking the Absolute meat bond power to hoist all your friends at once 💪🏼
idk how biomods exactly work in lancer
most of what they have done to her was reverse engineering to make her develop like she looks like now, but she also has some mental and body stuff, one of those was the ability to walk in that bidepal stance
As most of the mechanics work for mechs, i don't think biomods work outside of flavor for things?
well technically she doesnt breath through the mouth so you can hold onto her "neck" strongly if you ever need to be carried(??
YIPPE
also i have to remember to include her antiphoton visor in the design,,,
I don't have such weakness
1 I don't know how to draw
2 most of evan equipment is integrated into his body(?)
Carry all your friends to victory surge!
I wonder how people feel about some of the changes I made to little things
Mostly that I decided early ||the noodle chef was picked up by the Hell’s Gate militia and appreciates the paycheck and the good service, although the food isn’t ever quite as good||

each Calliope is their own unique timeline
plus it's impossible to hate Samorn hehe
also how goes so far everyone? :>
prepping for the lancer session tomorrow, trying to fight the brain worms
lancer tomorrow?!
i think i have everything but i'm still nervous
You got this Meow
I know you have everything so don’t worry
it should be a really fun one
-# If a fool like me can dm, anyone can make wonderful session then!
no meow players ||it's an ultra berserker
||
so go damn ahead!
You are devilish
i didn't write it
Vacco why did you flush at that…
this is one of the few wallflower combat decisions thats just cool as fuck
i'm also adding ||a mercenary assassin who is going to be gunning against a single character while everyone else is fighting the berserker||
||I wonder who will be... the unlucky one||
||Roland's getting their ass assassinated, aren't they...||
no, actually
||it's our ex pirate who actually befriended the person who put the 'hit' on him for slaughtering his clan (a squad) in a single HMG attack||
oh dear
||tl;dr the assassin escaped the fight due to strider, the big cheese of the fight, surrendering. so now they're going out to break that pilot out, blow up the city, and then kill that bitch (the player) in one night||
why didnt ya?
Mine is mildly cursed
of course, the SRT team is "Perseid Menagerie"
and you expect it to not be cursed :3
someone should tell the Outlanders on asphodel about bamboo. I bet that shit would grow even with acid rain and no sun
-Core Worlder tourist on the Muse
There’s probably a copypasta meme an outlander made just to explain the many different ways they’ve tried and failed to grow bamboo
it's amazing how any old crap we post here just fucking fits the setting
Lucy: "Look, we tried every cheap trick... however, I heard that SSC has a genetically modified bamboo species..."
"I'd rather pilot a Raptor-4 than listen to another city dweller talk about the 'miraculous' properties of bamboo"
"You know it's delusional when the weather witches start to make sense in comparison"
"another caught huffing sulfur fumes..."
“Mother fucker we’ve been trying to get things to grow here for 500 years if you think some mundane stick weeds gonna fix things I’m gonna kick your ass”
"Look... I can be all ears for the talk, but don't you dare me convince me to pilot a raptor-4 ever again"
did yall know irl that people would willingly pick digging out coal mines and dying at a young age over fucking farming
-# I am scared to continue asking
farming is the worst, most strenuous job there was
farming by hand is a crime
hell, even with all the heavy machinery we have today, it's still ass
now imagine trying to do any and all of that on a planetary surface that doesnt even have a god damn microbial ecosystem
my sulfurshrooms
Asphodel core indeed
some poor tourist saw soggy sulfur and thought it was a mushroom.... they quickly fled back to the dome
i feel Outlanders in my soul
my floridians
people who feel deeply and hold on to the little they have and take absolutely NO shit from anyone who doesnt respect it at least as much as them
eleonor i love how you introduce random NPCs btw i just want to bug them
like our random ass (ch3) ||asphodel guide||
||Fern "Fern"||
I know it doesnt seem so at first, but it feels really close to home as a sort of anti-colonialist sentiment
I preface that way because i lived on a tropical island xD, the literal opposite of Asphodel
moriviví!!!
whynot(?)
i'll tell you when you're older
i missed it
oh i was gonna kill her with hate
Siiiii :D (asi le dicen a la mimosa alla, fa(?)
yep
moriviví moriviví
morwiwiwi
mori waa waa waa
in a fight?
👉 👈
I look away for a single second...
what did she say
btw, meow:
- morí = i died
- viví = i lived
- moriviví = i lived bitch
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW
and now I'll never-
cold... shrinking... insinuations...
oh for gods sake-
-# ah plant peanits joke, got it
i mean look at this fucking thing
can you blame me
yes
I'll always blame you
. . .
this is literally the sentence structure of a question
nuh uh
you just did you stupid cat
thats not my wallet

someone misplaced their sekhmet please come and pick it up
its not 2001, it looks like the actual bottom of the ocean
if its air then why does the caption say deep sea creature
yeah but i mean those rocks aren't space rocks
they look like sea rocks
it might be a dried up cave
because that flat ass sediment is definitely water
single point of light from an opening or spotlight
this is the most we've used our braincells together
usually we're using them to fight
cave cat
but today
ooga
cooperation surged
we need to dunk on juli together
it will be gone tomorrow when i kill her irl in lancer
juli FUCK YOU for being so fucking funny
dumb hoe
who knew all peace needed was me digging up something from my meme folder
I'm sorry, but it will happen again
did you miss the part where we were complaining about farming
for reference, a real seafloor image
now photoshop a cat here with a heavy teal filter
like this?
HAHA
its real isopod hours
look it's 1 am and my brain is starting to turn off
so yes, I forgor... what literally happened 15 min ago-
omg isopod
so, bamboo don't work?
man my sleep schedule is so fucked i should go lay down soon
i woke up at 4am today, stayed awake until 6, took a nap until 7
it's tuesday
innit?
it's chewsday innit
you'll receive updates from Naana's chomo in 30 mins or less
ONE SEC
i ate the other
-# Amphibian, i will nuclear cavalier your ass if you even think about it
man I am being held hostage
In my search for refs i found lava tubes!
I want to eep
her autism knows no bounds
also what refs where you searching for(?
are you still looking for the source?!
i was looking for similar caverns to the cat meme one
this threat it hurts, but it's not real.... Like... A PHANTOM PAIN
apparently not many people take pictures of completely unrecognizable patches of dirt in the dark
the accident was 7 years ago eleonor, you need to get over it. you will never see that cat again
cat is no more
Cave divers when- Insert meme
but also sort of our natural habitat somewhat?!
It's beautiful
but this is the sketch of my chomo
That superthermal blade looks sick as hell
ITS NOT AN UGLY SKETCH ITS A GOOD SKETCH
It’s a beautiful sketch
The helmet gives me power rangers vibes
YOOOOOOOOO
it's what we always tell her-
look at the blade at the start it has some lore
That is awesome
YOOO I JUST REALIZED IT HAS THE XLR8 FEET ORBS

The tail and the feets are really cool
Bap Naana
please tell me it rolls like a track ball
Nyyoooom
fastest hacker moff
Oh i just noticed the mandibles and the area around the neck is like egregorian fluff
this shit slapped, naana
i wanted to draw the moth but these two guys insisted on me drawing the mech first
that is fake news-
Do what your moth heart desires
PERDON?!
Your mearth
DIFAMACION
horth
Freddy fazbear trying to name the planet from star wars
Le decimos todos los dias que dibuje lo que quiera y ahora nos viene con esto quesevayaacagar (con amor)
also fun fact, all the buttons across the body are just all the sensors lol
2000000000 HORAS ESTUVE CONTIGO Y ME TRATAS ASI
lloro

but yes, now I can eep in peace-
Good eep gerbil
sweet dreams, rodent
Whom is eepin?
oh
everyone
no joke, due to fucking Spiderman (2001) I always remember that "that's libel; Slander is spoken."
everyone should-
Ahhhh
i should go to sleep too
Night hipo
night y'all
You quote this shit to me all the time bro

!!!!!!!
I can't forget it even if i wanted to
I’m currently badgering a friend over the absolute state of sorrow Veilguard’s lore has left me
im gonna hit you with love and affection and there's nothing you can do about it
please dont even mention veilguard
all europeans go to sleep!
here's some ammo for that
im a happier person thinking that dragon age is a trilogy, that kung fu panda is a trilogy, that megamind only has 1 movie...
stolen
Man, I saw a map of what the game does and it fills me with utter spite and indignation
and that remakes stopped after maleficent
So true ;-;
kung fu panda is a duology. Im so glad they only ever made two
does maleficent count as a remake?
They made half a movie, the other half is lost media
the third one is important to the overall story even if it was weaker
retelling of public domain? no, not a remake
well, a live action retake if anything
i dont even want to see it
i already knew the game was shit since they changed the name from the fucking dread wolf to mimimimi veilguard
go to bed nerd
It’s….. it’s so bad….. like….. my first ever rpg being ruined bad
"friends are important!!! now in this game companions will be important in your story!!!!!! not this random villain no one cares about!!!!"
I'm putting you in the purrito
Like unironically Dragon Age Origins was my first ever rpg and it with lord of the rings got me into fantasy and adoring the dwarves despite their flaws
oh i drew my character in a burrito some years ago when i was starting with digital art
Deserves all the lovin
dragon age was weirdly my way to get into roleplaying bc the story was told to me as a threate of the mind roleplay (like dnd without dice or stats) and then i played the games
McDonald's snack wrap lookin ass
Fuck i need to go to bed too my own joke nearly took me out of commission
im loyal to elves tbh
I’ll never forget the talk with Trajan in the mountains

I’m a die hard dwarf enjoyer
i just overall like the elves bc im super captivated minute 1 with the whole shit of the veil and all
and well inquisition, even with all the EA shit... man
That’s entirely fair
that just hits
After you get out of that first hell zone
I refuse to believe there is only three choices that matter from the past
I refuse to accept that the Warden doesn’t and will never matter anymore ;-;
im sorry, blood magic is now illegal and removed from the plot, even if its a great and important part of the first game :(
i think that even the joining of the grey wardens could be classified as blood magic,, in a huge technicality
Technically
Truly the Hero of Feraldon was a villain all along
And that’s why they will never be mentioned again
Absolute pain ;-;
my HoF had a relationship with leliana that was lit super comfort for me in very dark moments of my life
only for
everything
to NOT matter at all
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER ALL THIS
IM IN SEVERE PAIN OKAY!!!! THE VEILGUARD VEILWOUNDED ME!!!!!
im veilmaxxing right now
How about you bitch max
get it? because people go to the veil when they dream?
You should be eepmaxing right now
A real sleeper hit
Dragons age reference bouncing off my completely smooth brain matter:
Have you never played Origins?
Nope
origins is one of my fav games ever even if its super old school
and a pain sometimes bc of that
its just
an experience
that i will never forget
Ill never forget it
I have the type of autism where i just can't consume new media
its golden trust
Same…
You don't get it
me toooo!!!! but when i get through that wall i cant do anything but the new media
Panty and stocking FINALLY has a season 2 and i just... Can't get the motivation to watch it
just put it on a wishlist and wait till it goes on sale or whatnot. I HIGHly advise the game even if Veilguard unironically does everything in it's power to bash my head in
WOOOO
wow this is critical levels of "no new"
christ, wrath of the righteous
I LOVE IT
It is REALLY good tho, would recommend to ye
I don't get it
No i know, a lot of things are good, i just.... Can't
Pathfinder Wrath of the Rightous my beloved
I had like a lapse a year ago where i was shocked out of my depressive tendencies and i consumed sooo much media (i was also unemployed) but now i just... Yeah idk, i fell back into it
we need igf 2
More igf than ever
If igf is so good why didn't they make a second
vex cries
Golden boogaloo?
<- Trying to help the weather witches because THE RAIN WILL STOP ONE DAY
I will join the coven one day....
I really wanna run the (ch2) ||train fight|| when I get the chance...
||Train fights|| are fun...
oh my good lord that's an impressive amount of playtime, one would assume.
working on prep for running it and was p happy w this kitbash :)
yoo thats fire
Look at my son, he has every disease
My favourite condition, dice
My favorite condition, longarm
"Until the end of your next turn you have long arms"
"Ah piss"
All ranges are increased by 1 including adjacency. But now you can't target anything in range 1 with anything
Was this meant to be read in tf2 sniper's voice because that's where my mind immediately went
call that motherfuck justice
Boom, headshot
oh this looks SOOOO goood
oh god-
that something else would be importat but we are in the "Fuck this" zone so
I believe that's it
-# but yes in other news, g'morning blorbos, hope tuesday looks better

Good meowning Calliope
Send it my way i love the rain
tbh, the rain helped me fall asleep last night
While the rain is acidic the sound of it must be peaceful on Asphodel
The place where it rains
The pitter patter on the glass would put my sleepy ass out
it's honestly impressive for me how rain helps people fall asleep
Alexa
<-- heavy fucking sleeper
Play con lentitud poderosa
I don't think that would help me sleep
I don't want you to sleep 
oh dear
@main scaffold wasn't there this one combat where you were stunned, jammed, exposed and shredded?
Well on the bright side if you're already stunned it makes jammed a lot less annoying
Can't even ping your friends to say "Help I'm stunned"
Now you can't move and you can't talk
L + RATIO + SHREDDED + JAMMED + EXPOSED + SHREDDED + STUNNED
That is just maximum sitting duck
at that point better get off the mech
Longarm is the callsign :p
Shhhh
ur pp smol
hey IGF chat, one of my players has asked: how many of y'all have dated Loki?
omg i love ultrakill
and/or pegged
@ meowbutton
god damn it
Bunzi thought she was safe-
HAVANA BAD TIME
Should have brought IPSN repcap buckaroo
i have reached the tranquil state of mind where i kinda just dont give a fuck anymore when i get five conditions piled on me for the third time this mission
I luv my large defender wife lmao
tabby's gonna clear it anyways
Okay to be fair, Charlotte is not dating Loki
She does have a team mate in another time line who is dating and pegging spoiling him
spoiling him hehe
Jeanne is a very loving tomboy
"Here are now the characters that are going to die during Clairobscur : Expedition 33"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO"
Finley will forever be a single pringle
Damn
oh shit-
and tbh i dunno if thats a good thing or not because i feel like Finley getting into a relationship would be like that one gumball episode where Richard gets a job
I think Finley needs to lear to love him self first
I mean the last time he loved someone the relationship went up in flames so you cant blame him
Ouch-
well... we gotta build from the start again-
hug by hug
I also do know he is in some sort of situationship with Kraken where they are a PC in @polar glacier 's game
ooooop
The Leviathans have not dated or otherwise been romantically or sexually involved with him
Yet
Look when I first played lancer I thought I would never end up exploding my mech due to overheating








