In Golden Flame

[noble ivy]

do you have a bingo?

[minor orchid]

Yes but I do belive you do not bingo

[supple carbon]

Not yet

We are far from ningo

[noble ivy]

darn

[west phoenix]

you'll get there buddy keep trying

[noble ivy]

no

[west phoenix]

i think eleonor's game only has one bingo

unless we date an antagonist ||ignatius|| is pretty hot

[minor orchid]

ok

you have a bingo BUT IT'S VERY ON THE EDGE

like

too on the edge

[noble ivy]

My party is a bunch of john lancers so the top row is never getting filled

[willow needle]

most of them is reverie lmao

[supple carbon]

We have Animal Motifs, Union Ties, HA ties, SSC ties, biomod, Lesbianism from nana, wallflower spoilers from nana again

It says pc, none of us have white hair, that i remember, unless fur counst as hair?

[west phoenix]

white setae*

[willow needle]

reverie's hairs count as white hair

because i say so

[supple carbon]

I disagree

[willow needle]

dont care didnt ask l ratio print some bitches

also ratio

[supple carbon]

We can't print bitches we destroyed the printer

[west phoenix]

okay bigot

[supple carbon]

Damn

This is very painful, being called a liberal that is

That would imply im from the us

[west phoenix]

in wren's game we found out one of our characters is a liberal and now we're going to bully him

[willow needle]

thats what a liberal would say..

[supple carbon]

It's like a Phantom Pain

[noble ivy]

we've gone full circle...

[minor orchid]

oh no

Karrakin Liberal House

[west phoenix]

we also discovered archie goes between some kind of fucked up extremely left leaning and alt right???

"are you an NHP supremacist?"
"no, i just think they're better"
"archie..."

[minor orchid]

oh doear

[supple carbon]

Damn

[willow needle]

btw this is the moth im basing reverie on (the yellow winged one is male sob it looks so pretty)
but yeah white hairs

[noble ivy]

Archie has the political compass of Harry DuBois

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-eating-food-monster-h-reginald-gif-2362901127389079325

[west phoenix]

BUNZI MADE THE SAME JOKE

[supple carbon]

Superstar comunist ultraliberal

Sorrycop

[shell bison]

Archie really out here internalizing the communist antlers and the racial realist thoughts

[noble ivy]

-# heh, great minds think alike

[shell bison]

Disco is amazing to me because it mocks you for being so politically brained on either side when in reality the game is screaming at you the supernatural is real and THE PALE IS COMING

[minor orchid]

also I am mad there's no "Born in Hell (Calliope)" part on the bing smh

/jkjk

[noble ivy]

but at the same time it berates you without mercy if you try to be "unpolitical"

[silver pumice]

DE is definitely more communist

[west phoenix]

oh yeah by far

[shell bison]

The game shouted at me, Say one of these communist or fascist things or get the fuck out and I went, Bet

[formal gale]

peak moment

[shell bison]

Oh yeah, Facist runs are a massive meme except for the ||cryptozooaligist literally investigating the corrupt union leader cause he's running drugs cause he hates how the drug running is ruin Revochal|| DE spoilers, I guess?

[formal gale]

God I love Disco, I feel like that game genuinely rewrote my brain chemistry

[shell bison]

It's incredibly unique for what it shows. Shame that a mix of company mismanagement, a founding members entitlement and ego and corpro take over has basically destroyed ZU/AM

but hey, that's Disco baby

[west phoenix]

yeah its pretty ironic lmao

[noble ivy]

doesn't the game force you to stick your thumb up your own ass if you make too many fascist choices?

[supple carbon]

Just like real comunist, disco elysiums creators went their own brand and called themselves the true succesor

[shell bison]

No, that's it you lean into the Authority skill tree

[supple carbon]

Truly a game of a lifetime

[formal gale]

ZA/UM splitting into several studios some of which put out literal manifestos while the original property is hollowed out by corpros is the most disco thing tht could have happened

https://tenor.com/view/disco-elysium-swing-two-birds-on-a-wire-gif-25804086

[shell bison]

The other big Disco thing is how one of the creators just straight up held the code hostage like a greedy commissar

[minor orchid]

damn they are talking about a game I have no idea-

Time to sit and read

[west phoenix]

it good

[silver pumice]

and read you will de is a fucking novel

(with amazing illustrations)

[west phoenix]

[supple carbon]

Honestly Harrier has some issues, but he still is the best cop i've ever seen in a game

Low Kill Count, lots of cases cleared

He's still a disaster and a piece of shit (with love) and a cop, but he's fine by those low standars

[formal gale]

It is not for the short of attention span yeah, final cut helps by adding va everywhere but still

[west phoenix]

just put like family guy funny moments and subway surfers in a corner and you'll be fine

[noble ivy]

electrochemistry [trival: failure]

[shell bison]

||Shivers #1 baby||

[formal gale]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-elysium-speech-check-speech-check-failed-failed-disco-elysium-failed-gif-7903870530230477456

Put Kim in Calliope, place would look a lot better after a few months I think

[supple carbon]

Nah, it would'nt

I love the guy, he's a centrist true and true

[shell bison]

Kim would pilot a Chomolungma

[minor orchid]

@balmy obsidian opinions?

[formal gale]

ehhh thats fair I spose

[noble ivy]

shhh, leo's asleep

[supple carbon]

Kim sadly would be called the Kimball as a callsing

[shell bison]

Kim is great, he knows you're off your rocker but DAMN HArry can crack a case

[west phoenix]

i stg if you summoned leo and he wakes up at like, 2am

[minor orchid]

wonderful haha

[supple carbon]

Harry with his actual feminist theory was it called?

[willow needle]

[minor orchid]

lmao

[supple carbon]

Damn

[formal gale]

inexplicable feminist agenda I believe

[shell bison]

I think I made a slide of Char's disco profile let me find it

[supple carbon]

YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE

[formal gale]

second to "actual art degree"

[noble ivy]

A Föminist?

[formal gale]

the Women. Men of Wo

[supple carbon]

Wöman, men of Wö

[shell bison]

Okay I got two, who wants to watch one?

[supple carbon]

Damn i don't want to accept that evan is also a fucking centrist in the disco elysium alingment chart

[supple carbon]

Both

[supple carbon]

Cinema

[formal gale]

"No one else could hop like you do" AHHHHHHHHHHHH. I don't even know your character much but I feel the emotion in there ahhhh

[supple carbon]

It actually made me tear up a little

Or it could be the fucking cold i have

But stil, it was cute

[minor orchid]

No one else could hop like you do, damn

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-bunny-rabbit-jump-scare-gif-12977487485869674980

[minor orchid]

definitely a bun moment

[shell bison]

Once, in a blue moon, the voices of the mind decide to unify in a single goal. To stop bickering and berating their host to deliver one single phase to calm the soul and sooth the heart beat. Just to tell them,
"You're doing good, keep doing it."

"Now hop to it."

[shell bison]

IGF has helped my finalize this character a lot playing through so much with her and I'll love it to death for that alone.

[minor orchid]

IGF legalized Honeybun farms so ofc it's gonna have impact!

[formal gale]

(I may or may not have thrown in a brief mention of honeybun farms in my game I hope thats okay)

[shell bison]

;v; it's more than fine!

tbf, I have been guest staring as a voice actor for seens in Ada's games. ||Charlotte might appear in their act 2 so we will see~||

[minor orchid]

glad I was not the only one thinking about it

[shell bison]

apparently I do good voice work? ™

[supple carbon]

Real honey™

[minor orchid]

bnuy voice

[shell bison]

it actually is real honey, Char is saving the bees

[formal gale]

Yeah I just mentioned a small supply of honey being sent to the Icebreaker

[shell bison]

And if you want to throw Charlotte at your players, go for it. I'd adore stories on how they react to her

Like a teenager with their legs kicking on their bed on the phone

[noble ivy]

I mean... I haven't heard your voice for charlotte yet but the voice work you gave all the npcs we've met so far is immaculate

[formal gale]

Will do!

[silver pumice]

shilling @marble lava's amazing DE-like art again
look at my pilot and its special skill trigger boy

[minor orchid]

Noted! heh

[formal gale]

oooh that skill portrait is particularly cool

[shell bison]

give me lines to read in Char's voice and I'll hop on vc lol

I'm not a voice actor but damn I got a little range

[formal gale]

I got a self portrait done in DE's style when I first beat it years ago! Love the games look

[marble lava]

the nefarious witch's hand

[west phoenix]

how about you voice char getting some bitches

[supple carbon]

This is great

[shell bison]

Sure Meow

[silver pumice]

i love DRAW LINES BETWEEN STARS

[willow needle]

@west phoenix where is the lore dumping

[west phoenix]

IM SORRY I HAVENT BEEN FEELING WELL

[willow needle]

OMG NOOOOOOOO

🫂

[west phoenix]

and non of it is canon and i kind of forgor waht i wanted to tell you

[minor orchid]

why don't you lore dump some bi- anyway kljdsasakld

[willow needle]

nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[supple carbon]

Bunzi question

Does your character have a personalized skill tree from DE?

Or a signature skill? All this Disco Elysium talk gave me the idea to make one for my character

[supple carbon]

Damn

[west phoenix]

i forget naana what did you ask

[supple carbon]

She asked for some bitches-

[willow needle]

i think you wanted to lore dump about your headcannons about moths

[silver pumice]

YOU SHOULD GET A SIGNATURE SKILL and commission @/mptscumptscumptscumptscumptscu for the portrait

[supple carbon]

I got flashbanged by publicity

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flashbang-gif-25002731

[shell bison]

Hmm, any examples? I have a couple of good ideas but I probably need a bounce pad idea to formulate it properly

[west phoenix]

||uuuuh so i don't remember but i personally think they developed their vocal abilities along with their more sleek forms after meeting humanity. the way i see eg reproduction is that they can modify genetic traits, kind of like how warforms and exomorphs exist. so over time they allied themselves with humans they began to select for more human-like traits||

||and because the remaining individuals are all subterranean they don't really have individuals who can fly or anything||

[willow needle]

wallflower spoiler ? ||@west phoenix i just read that irl moths, like the emperor moth, have sexual differences, the male being more red and yellow while the female is more white and blue, and the male having feathered antennae while the female has slim antennae. i get that the extra hairs in the antennae are for detecting female pheromones, and egregorians are hermaphrodite, so... i suppose they all have feathered antennae, to just detect any eg that is available, and not a lot of sexual differences, if at all?||

[supple carbon]

Most if not all of Harry's skills are named like that because of his broken and sad psyche

But let's say, I doubt Charlotte would have Esprit De Corps, since she's not really a cop

Does she have a skill that's she's particularly good at, and how does her mind call it

[west phoenix]

||iirc the egs just kind of lay their eggs and see what happens. there's a mission where you have to retrieve some that are in stasis but i'm not sure if they are fertilized or not||

[willow needle]

||oh yeah thats totally my headcannon as well. the more upright posture, talking vocally, adopting gendered pronouns and union names, are all part of their adaptation to humanity, as well as that the vestigial wings come from that the only egs alive are adapted to live underground. then SSC comes and tries to do reverse engineering with a couple eggs/larvae, and in the fourth one they get a "surface" morph with wings, but incapable of vocally speaking or doing that upright posture x) she had to train to be able to walk on 2 legs, but her normal position is 100% bug like. the whole egregorians being able to grow into being basically spaceships is fucking nuts, i love it, but i believe it must be extremely costly in resources and food (as well as i think that it took them 40 years to develop)||

[clever cloud]

SCP foundation

we need an emoji for this

[west phoenix]

tbh eleonor this is probably stuff you don't care about but i LOVE this shit

[noble ivy]

-# something something genitals obliterated

[clever cloud]

[minor orchid]

displace genitals

[willow needle]

||ashshahasha thats kinda silly, mostly what i was thinking is that, if they are hermaphrodite i guess they wont have physical sexual dimorphism, as well as having cute feathery antennae to find any mate / the community.||

i need to play wallflower one day

[west phoenix]

join my game i'll blow you up

[willow needle]

[west phoenix]

yeah m answer is that... they're just built like that

[noble ivy]

can you elaborate a bit more on ||the fact they can transition into actual spaceships??!?||

[west phoenix]

:)

[shell bison]

For Charlotte I'd have to go with...let me pick one of each

Empathy = Instinctual Motherhood
Charlotte is immensely linked to the emotional well being to those around her, almost supernaturally so. Some say it is, others just think she's nice.

Endurance = Burn Tissue
Charlotte's history of extreme physical damage and able to continue operating stands for her own ability to not go down. Having your entire right arm engulfed in burns will do that to you.

Perception = Twitchy Ears
Able to pick up on things far more than most could. Little subtle cues in other people. Their body language, tone, inflection, what they choose to say and what they omit.

Rhetoric = Gift of Gab
Charlotte has had a moment where she has tried to verbally stop almost every major villain character in IGF. It's not that they deserve it or not, it's the fact she has to show you have to try.

[supple carbon]

||putting the TRANS in transporter||

[willow needle]

||its not that they can transition into spaceships, the morph an egregorian grows into is forever. its just that they are adaptable within generations. iirc egs figured out within 40 years how to grow their new generations into actual spaceships, basically||

[noble ivy]

||i want some hrt that turns me into a spaceship... ||

[willow needle]

HSHHSADHASH

[minor orchid]

literally TRANSport

[willow needle]

i will revoke your permission to do jokes

[minor orchid]

OH AND NOT FROGGO?

[west phoenix]

wallflower spoilers, obviously

[minor orchid]

LIT ITS THE SAME JOKE

[supple carbon]

i did it first

[willow needle]

he's a lost case

[supple carbon]

you love my bad jokes shut up

[willow needle]

do i?

[supple carbon]

at 3 in the morning you do

[minor orchid]

wiwiwiwi

[formal gale]

wawawawa

[supple carbon]

these are fire bunzi, fire

[willow needle]

[willow needle]

This whole fucking chat and Lancer overall smh

[noble ivy]

"Your HULL is so fat make makes me want to IRREVERSIBLE MELTDOWN"

[west phoenix]

damn girl is that your repair cap or are you just happy to see me

[noble ivy]

"Hey there big girl, how big's that repair cap?"
SSC: "Small. now leave me alone"

[west phoenix]

me in my tortuga

[minor orchid]

cries in Kobold

[west phoenix]

tiny baby man

... maybe i should make a kobold iskander, fit with the magma and obsidian chassis

[noble ivy]

-# isn't that just extended combat's salamander?

[willow needle]

Going to sleep now byeee

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-cat-reversed-gif-16747359482824525043

[west phoenix]

yeah but not overpowered. that is my favorite mech

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-burrito-burrito-gif-27664931

DO NOT EAT THIS

[willow needle]

[noble ivy]

AMPHIBIAN I SWEAR TO RA IF YOU EAT THIS

[ancient crag]

Hmmmmm

Tempting

[west phoenix]

plus i just want to play an iskander with kobold license. immolate with clamp bombs is so scary and blocking off areas with slag so they have to cross through the minefield sounds funny

... did i talk about this earlier today?

[ancient crag]

Maybe

[noble ivy]

i don't remember you talking about this here today

[ancient crag]

But I’m just saying, mix it with a Drake for backup and it will be the ultimate turtle combo

[west phoenix]

[noble ivy]

maybe in another text channel?

[west phoenix]

unlikely

oh well. i was considering that if something ever happened to serenity i'd play something like that lmao

[noble ivy]

anyways... what's wrong/op with the salamander?

[west phoenix]

we have this random pirate dude who serenity worked her ass off to save that would be fun to play...

[west phoenix]

infinite burn. it does so much

enhanced frames are just really strong in general

immunity to burn and being able to place slag bombs, which do 4/2 burn with every tech attack and placing more when you get structured and stressed is crazy, the active is a blast 2 explosion that could deal 6/3 burn which also destroys any slag bombs in the area, which as a reminder is a lot more burn, and can place 3 more bombs in the area

oh yeah, the bombs in general are burst 2 so they're not even that hard to hit

using the active its very likely to get like, 10-14 burn on a target or a group

don't get me wrong i'd love to play it but jesus christ

[formal gale]

oooh burst 2 is kinda crazy

[west phoenix]

it does more AOE burn than the ghengis lol

and if you consider it with immolate you can hit them with that, place a slag bomb next to them, and regardless they are going to take burn from either immolate or the slag bomb

[noble ivy]

I have a empaaki and tokugawa to worry about so i'm now thankful none of my players wanted an extended combat frame...

[west phoenix]

visually and lore wise it is my favorite frame. you really just have this beast made out of junk that fires explosive magma at people

instead of them giving you a funny usb stick for an exosuit they gave you a murdertank usb

[supple carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-eating-food-monster-h-reginald-gif-2362901127389079325

[west phoenix]

NO ITS SPICY

[noble ivy]

you know what

[west phoenix]

YOU'LL BURN YOURSELF

[noble ivy]

you can have that one

[west phoenix]

and outside of being tanks the slag bombs are used as IEDs against the karrakin lmao

[noble ivy]

Its a funny coincidence that both our favorite frames were born to fuck with the KTB

[west phoenix]

whats yours?

i am also a known KTB hater

[noble ivy]

Hecaton my beloved

[minor orchid]

nanomachines son

[west phoenix]

wait i thought it was built BY the KTB?

juli....

i think this is a murder machine made by the KTB

[noble ivy]

ah fuck... i thought in the lore it said it was used by revolutionaries...

[west phoenix]

no no, it makes the revolutionaries go bye

[noble ivy]

[west phoenix]

thats fucked up

[noble ivy]

-# is it bad that's it's still my favorite?

[formal gale]

was gonna ask soooo new fav frame time?

[west phoenix]

its so edgy and evil but like actually evil

[noble ivy]

cmon its a horus mech
i can put it to better use than any stinkin karakin anyways

[west phoenix]

yeah fuck those guys!

i think lore wise it goes

• 1- salamander
• 2- napoleon
• 3- drake

i love that harrison armory was like "we used to the most revolutionary and helpful discovery of recent history to make a gun that sends you somewhere else"

to eeby deeby

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scream-disappear-gif-24355541

[tame harbor]

It's not even a HORUS mech

[formal gale]

For me lore wise... Caliban, White Witch, and uhhhhh.... sadly enough a Terk frame

[noble ivy]

if we're sharing favorites here's mine

[formal gale]

There was a HA hacker one that was basically Harrison going "we can't compare with SSC or Horus hacking but we want a hacker frame, what do we do? Use our spatial folding and heat cooling tech to put a 100 normal computers in a pocket dimension to brute force passwords" and that just always cracked me up

[noble ivy]

first: Zheng
second: Lich
thrid: Sunzi

[west phoenix]

god i love HA they're such idiots with the best technology in the galaxy

[formal gale]

Zheng very good choice

[formal gale]

thats what happen when youre R&D division is essentially ai genned

[noble ivy]

Its a mech built in a cave with a bunch of scraps
whats not to love?

[west phoenix]

demosphobia....

[formal gale]

OH another one I like is the Pharos from castor and pollux

[noble ivy]

anthrochauvanist...

I probably won't let my players choose any terk frames but I will still pull from it when i can to flavor some NPC

I'm planning on Elske to pilot a HA Arthur

[formal gale]

ooooh I could see it

[west phoenix]

very fitting!

[formal gale]

Yeah I used Terk stuff in my Suldan game but now that we're swapping off of that to a second IGF I removed it from the folder I have shared with players

[west phoenix]

the tametomo is one of my favorites too even though the archer aspect never appealed to me, i just love playing around heat

[formal gale]

Oooooh yeah that one is sick! Ship Sinking Shot really is one of my fav core powers name wise

[west phoenix]

just light yourself on fire and go ham

wanna slap a displacer on that bad boy just to blow myself up faster

[formal gale]

spicy

[west phoenix]

i am HA's brightest soldier. my reactor is about to explode

[formal gale]

my wife would compete with you

Average dragon cosplayer worldkiller genghis pilot

[west phoenix]

i really want a defender thats just all about heat

... i had a defender idea that was inspired by the spite design wise and would use heat a lot in its gameplay, maybe i'll finish that some day

[noble ivy]

I remember someone here commissioning their world killer token to just look like mecha godzilla

[west phoenix]

honestly? sherman coded

[formal gale]

lemme see if I can find her model she made in blender...

[noble ivy]

don't forget that the plasma thrower can also be Line 10

[west phoenix]

true but thats more like atomic breath imo

[west phoenix]

HOLY SHIT

[formal gale]

line plasmas thrower plus supermassive has definitely gotten some crazy damage in my games

[west phoenix]

THATS GORGEOUS

[formal gale]

she is squee-in beside me as I type this

[noble ivy]

-# i keep getting excuses to post all the stupid shit i have in my meme folder

[formal gale]

can confirm, dragon vs moth is not fair fight

Best part imo of her design is the spines on the mechs back are the fuel rods in nuc cav fuel rod gun.

They slide down the back and get launched out of the tail like a crossbow

[noble ivy]

yoooo

[west phoenix]

donkey is a lucky man he hasn't been cooked

[formal gale]

Donkey knows what he signed up I think

[ancient crag]

gotta say

Drake my beloved

[ancient crag]

for me

1. Drake: I just adore the bulky old mech thats still able to stand toe to toe with the newer agile shite

2. Caliban: Doom guy mech and I will eventually have a variant be more or less described as looking like a T-51B from fallout (It being the third mech im gonna go into after Genghis or Monarch at my current thinking)

3. Orchis: Because ill make it look like Byzantine tagmata soldier because the designs were golden (The image below as a idea)

[formal gale]

Oooooh

[ancient crag]

can ya see the vision?

[formal gale]

I do I do!

[ancient crag]

or something like this

and for the T-51B

https://tenor.com/view/sodaz-fallout-brotherhood-of-steel-operation-sunburst-gif-9203339257550863180

Just several tons of sheer metal running at ya lol

[limber fossil]

lanny.... lanny my beloved

how does anyone survive without 10 repair cap

[ancient crag]

carefully

and honestly I adore the lanny

[limber fossil]

one day... one day i will bite the pillow bullet and mount an annihilation nexus on my fomorian lanny

[ancient crag]

ll6

Fomorian with Super heavy mounting

[tight pier]

A fey mood has overtaken us
(ch.2 spoilers - outcome of our game's ch.2)

[ancient crag]

A FEY MOOD

THE FEY ARE HERE!!!

how ya doin Athena?

[silver pumice]

wik of pedia...

[noble ivy]

||James Shan? Does Anastasia have a brother?||

[tight pier]

||Yes, in our game, she does! One of our PCs is playing her brother.||

[ancient crag]

👀

[west phoenix]

goodnight catliope

[ancient crag]

Nigh Meow

[noble ivy]

Sweet dreams calliope

[tight pier]

Sweet dreams

[tight pier]

||Ana's a character we played as previously prior to IGF, but one of our players thought it'd be fun to play as her brother since she's in IGF.||

[tight pier]

Part 2 (ch.3 spoilers)

[balmy obsidian]

for the record that ping was at 4:20 in the morning

[limber fossil]

man, imagine if she'd

hop to her

[north helm]

I love how we have the same team name for our PC Groups

"Cerberus" just seems so obviously fitting for the Guard Dogs of Hell's Gate

[tight pier]

Because it's fitting! Cerberus guards the gates of Hell.

Yes!

[north helm]

Also only Eleven Hellhound Mechs destroyed?

||Is that just in the attack on the dome? Not the entire hike up to it?||

Spoilered for any peeps who haven't played Chapter 3

[tight pier]

It's both, but ||not counting Surprise, Surprise. The Hell Hounds in question were from Guardian Angel, the rest were Plaza Police||

Also, the missing pieces, Chapters 1 (just the finale) and 4:

[north helm]

||Aaah. Just seemed strange to me. Granted we did a LOT of combats in Chapter 3 but my character alone had over a dozen enemy mech kills throughout all of Chapter 3. We destroyed WAY more than 11 Hell Hound Mechs.||

[tight pier]

And, man, ||seeing the data here like this really makes one realize just how fucked some of these missions can be.||

[north helm]

Might wanna spoil some of those images. CH4 in particular as what happens in it is meant to be kind of a mystery as the players come in.

[tight pier]

They're spoilered.

[north helm]

oh they are

I'm dumb

||Chapter 4 I think was my favorite so far. I enjoyed seeing Lancer become a Horror Game.||

[tight pier]

As a GM, it was ||chapter 3 for us. Our players recruited fucking Ignatius to go alongside them.||

[north helm]

||Chapter 3 was fun. We didn't bring Ignatius along, but our hacker nearly maxxed out the cult influence clock by himself. Of course, my character is a fucked up Human-NHP Hybrid who was experimented on by the Cult in order to bring Feather into existence, so she's gonna kill Ignatius next time she sees him.||

[tight pier]

||HOW did y'all max out Cult Influence on Mission 3??||

[north helm]

||We didn't. We were one short. And also it was ONLY our hacker, who kept going to the cult for help. In character; "I'm like, really interested in cults."||

||The rest of us were not happy about this||

[tight pier]

||Holy shit||

[north helm]

I posted this here before, but here's our Cerberus Squad. Yes, we have a fuzzy little creature in our team.

From top to bottom:

Fren Jackson- Hacker, Goblin Pilot, "Very Interested in Cults"

Dog- Defender/Striker, Tortuga Pilot, mutated from poking weird biohazards left by the roadside. Very adorable. Feed them treats.

Edward- Striker, Blackbeard Pilot, John Lancer™ , his GF went missing in an attack on the cult. He doesn't have enough coffee to deal with this nonsense.

Kiana Kendal- (me!) Striker, Blackbeard Pilot. Has a casket of a SEKHMET in her brain. Half-Gremlin, half Serial-Killer. Major "Eto Bleh" energy.

Also how they each solve problems

[ancient crag]

I adore John lancer

[north helm]

||We actually found Edward's Girlfriend btw. All this time since they were separated seven years ago, she became a Lightcaster in the Cult. And where did we find her? Well, she was the sole survivor we were able to rescue from the Boltzmann incident.||

Also cuz we have so many strikers...

||Every time we fight an Ultra, it turns into that one Jojo Meme||

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-milton-jojo-kicking-fight-gif-16647809

[ancient crag]

Very ips-n leaning to

[north helm]

Well apart from our Resident HORUS weirdo

But yes. Edward's even got past IPS-N Affiliations

He...kinda got screwed over by them tho

[ancient crag]

Lordy

The background details I’m quite curious on

Kinda figuring it has to do with his gal?

[north helm]

Yea, he was working with a woman named Catarina for seven years on an IPS-N ship before he came to Hell's Gate

[ancient crag]

I seeeeee

This sounds really cool

[north helm]

The cult attacked, they got separated in the chaos, he's been searching for her ever since

||Until he found her on Boltzmann...and she didn't remember him.||

Dog got mutated by some weird goop. They live like a little stray animal on Hell's Gate getting free food from people. "Aw, what a cutie!"

They CAN alter their form to look more human, but it takes some effort for them to do that and they can't hold it forever

As Cerberus Squad becomes more famous, Dog is by far the most camera shy

Kiana meanwhile wound up on Hell's Gate cuz, well. She was found in a cryopod floating through space. No memories except for her name. And when they gave her a full medical scan to make sure she was healthy and didn't have any issues from being stuck in cryo for who knows how long.....hooooo boy...

She's like, by far the least stable member of our Cerberus Squad. But let's be honest that's SEKHMET's fault. You can't really blame Kiana for all those people she killed, right?

||I'm also gonna say that during the Hall of Mirrors in Chapter 4, all of us gave like these big elaborate answers for the reflections each of us saw, while Fren's player only gave half a sentence for each one at most. It was honestly kinda funny.||

[last leaf]

idk looking at European history that does sound about right re: British policy on the continent

ngl it would be very funny to comm art of cult au ariadne before chloe ends up drawing her regularly.

[last leaf]

he's not even karrakin, he's just (deep in his bones) a lib

[ancient crag]

I adore this all

[last leaf]

literally created by the secret police.

[willow needle]

Hiya

[balmy obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2GrOFIWFsQ

[last leaf]

Here's Creative Solutions' current bingo (orange is for partial matches)

[last leaf]

hiii

[willow needle]

[last leaf]

you doing good naana?

[willow needle]

trying to really, its going to be near 50c today here

(122 fahrenheit)

[last leaf]

jesus fucking christ, are you going to be safe, let alone alright?

[prime terrace]

God does he

[last leaf]

we shall see

[minor orchid]

It do be a morning!

[west phoenix]

For the record your ping was at 11:56 at night, this ping to you is at 4:49 in the morning

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bricks-gif-6525378798534810671

[minor orchid]

Bricks will fly

Brick Canon - Standard GMS licence weapon

Heavy cannon

[west phoenix]

I'm sorry WHO IS ROMANCING AN ANTAGONIST???

[ancient crag]

this reminds me

Hipo there was something wernt supposed to tell you

[balmy obsidian]

Whoever it is you're dating

[west phoenix]

SIREN???

[minor orchid]

I screwed up for sure(?)

[minor orchid]

Fish lady

[west phoenix]

I have a feeling she wouldn't like being called that

[last leaf]

(a) orange is for partial matches, (b) your ass totally would

[west phoenix]

Who is partially romancing an antagonist???

[ancient crag]

it was like some message you could clearly see but wouldve sent ya over the rails or somethin idk

[west phoenix]

And yeah i would but its not me so i want to know!!!

[ancient crag]

aka I DONT REMEMBER

[last leaf]

i mean you're just doing something kinkier than romance with witchhunter

[west phoenix]

He's not an antagonist???

[minor orchid]

-# be sure of it sjsjsj

[west phoenix]

||hatchling|| isn't either!!!

[ancient crag]

Is he?

[minor orchid]

I... Well I guess I'll live with the intrigue haha

[last leaf]

he's literally a sapient piece of horus e-defence sent to fuck your day up because you snooped where you shouldn't have, only he got in over his head in your systems.

[ancient crag]

indeed!

[minor orchid]

Because I don't know either what is(?)

[ancient crag]

I think it was funni

[last leaf]

that orange marking is also potentially also there because there are several antagonists that I consider it quite likely that you and other party members might end up romancing

[west phoenix]

Yeah but now he's chill :)

[west phoenix]

You mean Ariadne and ||ignatius||

I see that for sure

[minor orchid]

Damn I missed the funni for an eep-

[last leaf]

among others ||tbh I see ari-blacksmith as more likely||

[ancient crag]

INDEED

[minor orchid]

-# eep was still good tho

[ancient crag]

good

[west phoenix]

Not on my watch, she deserves better

[last leaf]

Then again ||the blacksmith is only really an antagonist if you fuck him over||

[ancient crag]

Ive been thrashing a bud of mine because they decided to do a closopen

[willow needle]

i have good news
i feel creative to finally draw moth

[ancient crag]

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[minor orchid]

Good thing because there's lancer today

Surprise Lancer

[willow needle]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(i know its a joke but i wish it wasnt)

[prime terrace]

i am back

[ancient crag]

Well

[last leaf]

[Chapter 4]||Triple-Point is comparatively more stable in my remix game than in canon - Archie has a|| prime toxic date available.

[ancient crag]

Naana ya got several hours before the lancer

and Howdy Pixel

[minor orchid]

Yay wb!

[last leaf]

||also just caustic but that's less funny||

[west phoenix]

Yippie toxic yuri

[prime terrace]

[CH4] ||I can and WILL give my players an option to hug CAUSTIC if they manage to make him see reason||

[willow needle]

yeah around 288 hours

[ancient crag]

always with the Toxic Yuri, but what about wholesome Yaoi?

[last leaf]

it would be yuri, yaoi, and a secret third thing

[minor orchid]

You... You calc them?

[prime terrace]

remind me. Yaoi is gay and Yuri is lesbian right

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-laios-gif-12344007235318990894

[prime terrace]

or is it the other way around

[minor orchid]

It's that way yes

[willow needle]

IT TOOK ME 5 SECONDS

[ancient crag]

Im like..... 90% sure thats what it means

[last leaf]

that's correct (don't listen to the whispers of yuri on ice)

[ancient crag]

but I am quite ignorant on a lot of this stuff

[minor orchid]

YOU STILL TOOK THE DAMN TIME

[prime terrace]

okay good because if we're looking at wholesome yaoi...

[ancient crag]

Castle? 🥺

[minor orchid]

Look wholesome guys are nice too

[prime terrace]

Unironically yes

[ancient crag]

YESSSS

[prime terrace]

Sure Castle is an alcoholic who drinks to forget, but he's never once laid hands on someone he cares for, drunk or not.

[minor orchid]

Damn

Real castle

[ancient crag]

Can fix em

[minor orchid]

Pledging for your safety

[prime terrace]

though you MAY end up with him laying on you sobbing if he gets too intoxicated

which, with a 7ft tall dad-bod, means you're at a bit of a risk

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/delta-rune-ralsei-gif-559604520965922090

[minor orchid]

Like the walls of a castle that just been sieged, and now needs repairs

[prime terrace]

I didn't see it that way but hey, it works lol

[minor orchid]

Too romanticised (?)

[prime terrace]

Oh no, i just never thought about it as a metaphor that way lol

[minor orchid]

Fair fair haha

[ancient crag]

its..... a pretty decent one

[prime terrace]

i never thought "Castle" would mean anything beyond a fortification to protect one's allies

but like, a metaphorical castle who needs repairs from those who care for it after crumbling also works

also how do we feel about redemption arcs 👁️

because my players seem to definitely be doing that with a Hellhound they totally didn't kidnap during chapter 3 [Custom NPC i added so no spoilers dw]

[west phoenix]

Fuck, where's that meme Juli made...

[ancient crag]

even the mightest walls will crumble to dust without maintenance

[prime terrace]

they've known wendigo for one chapter and they love him already

i think

WREN DOES THE GANG LIKE WENDIGO OR AM I DELULU

[minor orchid]

Hell hound sacrifices later for the team(?)

[last leaf]

||three people who are one person, dating one person who is three people or something.|| genuinely funniest ship, I have got to make it real.

[prime terrace]

I would never do that to my players lol. They've worked pretty hard to get Wendigo a mech and such

good rolls mostly

[minor orchid]

Fair fair 👀

[west phoenix]

Idk why i just have a feeling this is about Ari. Any ship with her is funny

[prime terrace]

But I thought the funniest ship was Andrey

or is it Findros

[west phoenix]

Her interacting with NPCs in romantic situations is hilarious, prime romcom protagonist

Findros is funny

[prime terrace]

Who's the top in that relationship

good lord i can imagine the muse chatter about that already

[west phoenix]

[prime terrace]

quick someone post the joyous cat

[ancient crag]

[west phoenix]

[prime terrace]

also thank you Trazyn, very cool

[minor orchid]

Ah, the joy

[ancient crag]

posted the wrong Trayzn one moment

[minor orchid]

Muse chatting is definitely a gold mine

[west phoenix]

Oh the joyously. Everyone wants to be my frenemyyyy

[last leaf]

I mean true but [chapter 3]||elske|| isn't an antagonist.

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/trazyn-the-infinite-warhammer-40k-gif-2805012756110263063

there it is

[west phoenix]

Is this one i can read wren

[minor orchid]

Frenemy

[prime terrace]

"Favourite Ship? Er, probably the Dreadnought-class. Wait, you mean relationships? I dunno, Me x Whoever buys me a drink at the bar I suppose,"

no idea who this would be but i thought of it

[ancient crag]

i will one day make a nhp pilot which acts like a cron..... I think it would be fun

[prime terrace]

They should totally bring up Castle due to your obsession with him [im joking, ik you just like the character]

i also love the fact im sorta pulling most of my NPCs out my ass in the moment but it's somehow worked thus far

the only one i planned was PHOEBE

[west phoenix]

First part is Siren coded, maybe I'll ask her just to hear her rant about ships

[ancient crag]

legitimately, I just adore the tragic big fella archetype

I just think their neat you know?

[west phoenix]

I adore big fellas

[shell bison]

Good morning Calliope

The Ballad of ||James Shan|| Is a wild one

[ancient crag]

they are the best

[prime terrace]

trueee

[ancient crag]

Honestly if I hadent used Rook in my halo campaign I probably wouldve used him in the lancer doin. So instead we got Jackson and probably some unlucky indivudal will get my wacky and zanny creation next

[last leaf]

ari, about to [REDACTED FOR HORNY]

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-emperor-prohibition-hammer-warhammer-gif-14213065

[west phoenix]

Huh????

Who is the big fella????

[ancient crag]

A terrifying question

[shell bison]

Tarben

[ancient crag]

also Howdy Void

[shell bison]

Yo

[ancient crag]

hows it goin in the fine morning dayo

[prime terrace]

oh? im honored ngl

[ancient crag]

How come?

lol

[west phoenix]

Oh yeah i forgot about tarben

[prime terrace]

not often someone mentiones they'd use your quickly-made NPC, lol

[west phoenix]

I slept like 4-5 hours

[ancient crag]

I have a whole bloody list of base styles I go for

[west phoenix]

I should go back to sleep but this is when i normally wake up for work when i do not have covid

[ancient crag]

I hope ya get well Meow!!!!

and no explodng due to the sickness

[west phoenix]

The worst is definitely over. Gonna have to go back to work tomorrow regardless of how i feel because this place is a joke

I'm technically breaking company policy by taking 4 days instead of 3 when i have fucking covid

[ancient crag]

oh thats such a bunch of bullshit.

[shell bison]

Well fuck that, focus on your bed rest and feeling better

consume chicken noodle

[west phoenix]

Yeah giving someone only 3 days after symptoms show up is not only stupid but also dangerous to everyone else

I'm honestly amazed how fast the US stopped giving a shit about the virus that put the world in a headlock, even in a place like this

[ancient crag]

if you get a doctors note or something will they still penalize ya for more then three damn days?

[clever cloud]

3 weeks is still too early. covid is really sticky

[west phoenix]

Not sure, I'm sure I'll be fine

[minor orchid]

We hope for the best

[west phoenix]

Yep. Fuck everyone else i guess

[ancient crag]

just a absolute load of horse hockey

[minor orchid]

Horses playing ice hockey -

[clever cloud]

if anyone needed a reminder, the US of A sucks major D

[shell bison]

Horsefacts.muse ran by Dustbowl

[west phoenix]

That damn horse game

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/ridewithp-horse-gif-20970452

[minor orchid]

Umamusume is lost media in Calliope(?)

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-horse-horse-gt-when-the-gif-24722142

[west phoenix]

That shit better stay lost

[willow needle]

please

[clever cloud]

it somehow still has active servers

[ancient crag]

the what?

[minor orchid]

The horse gacha

[ancient crag]

is that the Horse girls or something?

[minor orchid]

Yes

[ancient crag]

Fuck

thats funny

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-beginning-of-a-new-era-agnes-tachyon-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gif-7905015259614107533

[shell bison]

Oh you bet dudes are playing the IPS-N and HA gacha in CAlliope

[minor orchid]

Oh no

[minor orchid]

OH NO

[ancient crag]

gotta collect the ultra rare Barb mech man

[west phoenix]

Not SSC gatcha? That seems like their thing

[dire cloud]

Gay morning everyone!

[minor orchid]

Along with the Catgirl Sekhmet skin

[minor orchid]

Moth morning!

[ancient crag]

Howdy Unc

[west phoenix]

Collect your snatched mech waifu with their fucking feet out

[ancient crag]

Someone quote Meow please

[minor orchid]

Pffff

[willow needle]

i wonder if by the year lancer is in, theres still anual releases for FIFA, call of duty and just dance

[west phoenix]

Naturally

[minor orchid]

Of course

It's now rebranded

[ancient crag]

Call of Duty Black ops Modern War

[minor orchid]

Call of Union, Dance Galactic

[dire cloud]

Chat I'm going to rizz [Loki] up

[west phoenix]

What do you think caused the fall?

[ancient crag]

Call of Duty the fall of the Pillars

[minor orchid]

And Starlite Football League

[minor orchid]

EYOOOOOO

[willow needle]

i bet your ass theres a "Call of Duty: Hercynia"

[ancient crag]

DONT RIZZ THE MYTHOLIGCAL GOD OF TIRCKERY

[west phoenix]

NOOOOO NOT THE WAR CRIME GAME

[willow needle]

the game is about how sad the soldiers were committing the genocide

[dire cloud]

It'd be more like Titanfall, right?

[minor orchid]

Banned in several core worlds

[minor orchid]

Most certainly

[ancient crag]

Nah thats Spec Ops the Moff Line

[west phoenix]

Shit goes hard in the purview tho

[minor orchid]

Most sold game

[shell bison]

tOO LATE~

[minor orchid]

Oh no Charlotte not you too-

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/wolverine-jumpscare-deadpool-and-wolverine-wolverine-jumpscare-car-gif-15589033231483828784

[willow needle]

Ipswich has a video on his youtube channel about "top 10 banned games you cant play"

their*

[shell bison]

Hey, homeboy came onto her and she flipped the script

now he about to embark on a shadow the hedgehog arc

[ancient crag]

wat

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS

[shell bison]

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-love-latinas-sonic-shadow-shadow-the-hedgehog-sonic-the-hedgehog-sonic-prime-gif-3114677422693999420

[minor orchid]

LATINAS EVERYWHERE!

[ancient crag]

I

I hate this

but its so funni

[prime terrace]

Do you folks think there's a Wolfenstein game where you kill Seccom and Seccom apologists?

[clever cloud]

there's a very solid argument to be made about how Call of Duty specifically eroded democratic values in the US. Not by itself, not at all, but..

[minor orchid]

Most surely

[prime terrace]

im its #1 fan

[minor orchid]

Banned in Ras Shamra

[minor orchid]

And I follow closely

[prime terrace]

"Seccom did nothing wro-"

https://tenor.com/view/ballistic-gel-cannonball-gif-6332047421994877095

[minor orchid]

Displacer gun sounds

[west phoenix]

Chat, send their ass to eeby deeby

[ancient crag]

also the voice actor of Shadow the Hedgehog voice a hunter named Jacob in a hunting game: https://youtu.be/dc2v9glT1SY?si=tfxy_Q2IcwaM8zdG

That being the game, highly advise a watch of this video because of the UNHINGED laughter ive had

[prime terrace]

Listen, Finley may be from the Hellhounds, but you bet your ass he's beating the shit out of seccom apologists

[west phoenix]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS VIDEO

[shell bison]

I hope it's a lot more like NEw Order cause that such good charater writing

[ancient crag]

must been all the mothers that were porked or somethin

[minor orchid]

"I am a pirate, not a fascist, there's a fucking difference"

[prime terrace]

"I am a bloody wing commanda!"

[ancient crag]

ITS ONLY THE second MOST UNHINGED HUNTING GAME!!!

[prime terrace]

I dont think anyone's noticed something yet. let me fetch the image

[minor orchid]

-# I am definitely not taking notes of Calliope's lost media

[minor orchid]

Oh god

[ancient crag]

TNO New Order?

[prime terrace]

Fergus Reid was a HEAVY inspiration for Finley

[minor orchid]

It's... It's Finley

[prime terrace]

form the mechanical arm to the scottish accent

Finley's last name is LITERALLY "Wyatt"

[ancient crag]

HE HAS A SCOTTISH ACCENT!!!

[shell bison]

OH FUCK IT'S MY BOY

[prime terrace]

FINLEY HAS A SCOTTISH ACCENT

[minor orchid]

IT FUGGIN' IS

[ancient crag]

WAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH

[minor orchid]

Lad to the bone

[ancient crag]

I love scottish accents

[prime terrace]

but yeah
Finley Wyatt was heavily inspired off of Fergus Reid

[ancient crag]

I do a terrible attempt at one when im playing dwarves

[minor orchid]

Don't worry, we all attempt our best at voicing

[prime terrace]

the fact Finley has a shitty scottish accent actually makes it funnier

[ancient crag]

lol

[minor orchid]

Oh god jsjsjsjs

[prime terrace]

We just gotta ignore Finley's more vulnerable moments

[clever cloud]

"Hey chat! Today we're gonna explore some of the great hidden gems of those Union Vaults people keep talking about. First on the list is this quirky little game called Undertale.."

[ancient crag]

Tuck the small fella into bed

[minor orchid]

AND DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1 TO 10

FULLY TRANSLATED INTO EVERY LANGUAGE

[prime terrace]

there's nothing but a single flash drive which makes all of your keyboards play the sans "er" sound when you type

[west phoenix]

Undertale would be in a metavault

[prime terrace]

Toby Fox's last troll

[minor orchid]

Yes

[willow needle]

"today we are going to talk about the deranged development of a legend called... silksong.... that even after 3000 years and several cloning from the developing team, it is still not out..."

[clever cloud]

megalovania_first_4_notes.ogg

[minor orchid]

Balatro is there, somehow

"What tf is a Cavendish?"

[ancient crag]

"NO SWITCH DONT DO IT YOULL GET THE GHOST OF UNDERTALE PAST THAT WILL DRIVE YA AWAY FOR NOT BEING A PURE PACIFIST!!!"

[clever cloud]

this is what the Kobold sounds like huh

[prime terrace]

"What is a fucking banana and why does kris need to get it?!"

[minor orchid]

POTASSIUM

[willow needle]

why do i feel chess is still played in lancer, no changes, the same chess as today

||and no, no fog of war, elon||

[minor orchid]

AND WHY MICHELLE IS GROSS LIKE

[minor orchid]

Something something KTB

[ancient crag]

no, Star Trek style of Chess

https://tenor.com/view/3d-chess-star-trek-tng-chess-data-gif-19345404

SSC would so make them

[clever cloud]

chess is the same, the Italian is still called the Italian even tho nobody fucking knows what Italy is/was

[willow needle]

thats what SSC wants you to think, that thats the future
homies still play normal chess

[west phoenix]

Archie is the equivalent of a top 500 chess player... Or they were when they were chill

[minor orchid]

What the fuck is an Italy(?)

[clever cloud]

somehow the FIDE is still around, to everyone's dismay

[ancient crag]

"well you see Italy is a mystical land, like England"

[minor orchid]

NHP chess league

[minor orchid]

EN GLAND?!

[ancient crag]

"Sadly, france is still a thing"

[minor orchid]

No one's amused

[ancient crag]

I am amused

[willow needle]

i feel that at that point the concept of "british teeth" still exists for bad teeth
but no one knows what "british" is

(that actually happens and many of our nowadays concepts come from things that lost their original meaning)

[shell bison]

wAIT

[west phoenix]

Everyone in Calliope is british, hate to break it to you

[shell bison]

Pixel

[ancient crag]

theres like that one nerd (Me) who knows

[minor orchid]

Chewsday innit?

[shell bison]

Does this mean Charlotte was essentially BJ in that scene where she stopped Finley from toaster bath

[ancient crag]

oh fuck

[minor orchid]

Toaster bath holy-

[west phoenix]

It was worse than that

[shell bison]

Finley is going through it and Char stopped him.

Straight up rejected the idea of him taking himself out.

[west phoenix]

We need to protect the Finley

[clever cloud]

we already have bot chess so yeah, NHP chess would be something ridiculous lile 6000 elo chess

[ancient crag]

Wrap him in the burrito blanket

[minor orchid]

100.000 elo an still newbie

[minor orchid]

Agree

[clever cloud]

nhps with and without limiters

[ancient crag]

feed him grilled cheese

[willow needle]

holy shit would playing games agaisnt NHP be like them having aimbot

[ancient crag]

made from real cheese

[minor orchid]

Osiris class NHP's be like

[clever cloud]

cuz Rio from OSR likes to play chess with limiters with the crew

[west phoenix]

Sadly they banned competing without inhibitors but there's ways around it

[regal comet]

I was typing in the search bar umamusume and y'all ALSO are talking about Wolfenstein in here
and didn't tell me???
I'm hurt

[balmy obsidian]

NHP chess actually happened in Leviathan's game

[minor orchid]

Sorry I didn't know ;;;

[minor orchid]

LESGOOOOOOO

[balmy obsidian]

Laplace (Enlightenment) lost to another NHP for 5 hours of games total

[ancient crag]

sorry Selevan

[silver pumice]

horf

[minor orchid]

...

Five

[shell bison]

hI

[minor orchid]

Hours

Fuck

[regal comet]

Howdy
Agnes Tachyon be upon ye

[west phoenix]

Yeah mine too bitch except Archie (technically Serenai before) won

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

my Howdy

[regal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-ウマ娘-プリティーダービー-agnes-tachyon-beginning-of-a-new-era-gif-4392724993946552237

[minor orchid]

Oh noes not the- REDACTED

[shell bison]

I need to do a bit where Charlotte does the Goldshi radar dish

[regal comet]

Lancer alert Lancer alert!
Lesbians detected

[minor orchid]

But Selevan

There's only lesbians

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/wolverine-jumpscare-deadpool-and-wolverine-wolverine-jumpscare-car-gif-15589033231483828784

[west phoenix]

Lesbians in lancer? No way

[regal comet]

It is constantly going of yes

[balmy obsidian]

Crazy talk

[minor orchid]

Lancers in my lesbians?!

[dire cloud]

I'm pretty sure the Purview tries to distance itself from its SecComm roots, and banning such a popular game would be bad press. However, anyone who plays it would be quietly monitored for if they try to connect it with the modern Armory.

[silver pumice]

insert obligatory flushed emoji

[minor orchid]

Probably would be that way now that I think about it too-

[ancient crag]

"Hey wait, thats Harrison the fir-" Stream suddenly cuts out

[regal comet]

Although real talk my favourites are Haru Urara, Biwa Hayahide and Simboli Rudolf

[willow needle]

[minor orchid]

Who doesn't like Urara

Even I don't like umamusume and still

Urara is a fucking ray of sunshine

[west phoenix]

I'm going back to sleep for an hour to fast forward the horse talk

[minor orchid]

Don't get cryoslept

[west phoenix]

I feel like that one among us guy video

[dire cloud]

One of the thoughts I had before I decided to put Betty into Calliope was her landing on a Purview world, and they'd present her as a model citizen. "Even an Egregorian can find a home here!"

[west phoenix]

"STOP POSTING ABOUT UMAMUSUME I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT. ON TIKTOK ITS HORSE, ON TWITTER ITS HORSE"

[willow needle]

XDDD

tbh im super tired of it because its the only fucking ad i get on youtube

[dire cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/no-horses-no-horses-hbomberguy-no-more-horses-gif-16586803

[minor orchid]

Fuck it now

[west phoenix]

Lmao i get so many of them too

[minor orchid]

Real horse bodymod for someone in Calliope

[willow needle]

i have that song drilled into my head, im so done

[minor orchid]

You know who

[ancient crag]

Remember

Meow is sleeping

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-meme-gif-12137471669824236660

[minor orchid]

Now we can post lesbians(?)

[ancient crag]

So we gotta post the horse in a hour

[west phoenix]

Ok I'm staying awake

[willow needle]

lesbians, where!?

[minor orchid]

God damnit

[west phoenix]

Don't i also do that

[minor orchid]

[minor orchid]

Yes you do

[ancient crag]

Okay we can continue horse posting (as I mean “we” I mean yall)

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-sleep-cat-gif-1833006167751974340

[minor orchid]

We well wake you up

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/he-he-he-laughing-funny-lizard-heh-heh-heh-gif-5728538792722150615

[minor orchid]

When the horses eeeend

[dire cloud]

Betty is pan, I'm pretty sure. It's just luck that she managed to find Loki.

[minor orchid]

Betty is bread?!?!

/bad translation to Spanish joke

[balmy obsidian]

Betty is a cooking utensil

[minor orchid]

Do not cook on moff

[dire cloud]

She's also biromantic, which means she's into British pens.

[minor orchid]

PFFFFFFF

[ancient crag]

I’m sorry for your loss

[willow needle]

https://tenor.com/view/recroom-rec-room-pan-gif-8499711721479888481

[minor orchid]

British pens

[ancient crag]

As we know

The British isles aren’t real much like Queen Athena

[dire cloud]

Queen Athena is real. She gives me free Lock On.

[minor orchid]

Lock on deez-

/sorry

[ancient crag]

Yeah yeah next you’ll tell me she printed out the sword Excalibur

[minor orchid]

I still can believe there's a joke of that in the muse-

[silver pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/musical-animation-epic-epic-the-musical-telemachus-gif-3147255720116649813

[minor orchid]

Athena class NHP's when they pick on how they want to look

[tame tide]

I refuse to play chess with an NHP aggain

[minor orchid]

Get into the chessboard, Al-

[clever cloud]

OH SHIT IS THIS A HOMER'S ODYSSEY REFERENCE??!?!?11?!

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/trazyn-the-infinite-warhammer-40k-gif-3355898242283101549

[dire cloud]

I tried playing chess with DIDYMOS, and it pulled this shit

[ancient crag]

Oh god

[west phoenix]

Why did mine take the appearance of a girlfailure

[minor orchid]

You are not beating Didynos

[silver pumice]

homestuck

[minor orchid]

It's not a girl failure i-

God damn mewo

[ancient crag]

Yall know there’s gonna be a animated homestuck show?

[minor orchid]

Meow*

[dire cloud]

You thought you'd escape Homestuck in IGF chat?

[ancient crag]

With one of the characters apparently being voiced by Tobby Fox

[silver pumice]

yea

[west phoenix]

I meant serenai???

[minor orchid]

I am too young to understand homestuck so yeah(?)

[shell bison]

Tobias Fennec

[west phoenix]

Too YOUNG for homestuck??? Holy shit

[ancient crag]

I swear Homestuck is a cognitive hazard

[silver pumice]

vex rebloghed abt it on tungle as well

[clever cloud]

someone let me know if the NHP table is spoiler worthy

[minor orchid]

When was homestuck released(?)

[ancient crag]

I spent years going without hearing about it

[silver pumice]

hs was a webcomic

[shell bison]

I can't wait for people to be angry at Homestuck anime onlys on bird app

[silver pumice]

running for many years

[clever cloud]

get off the internet you newborn baby

[silver pumice]

also people younger than me are still getting into it

[willow needle]

is that the base form of the present participle of the verb mewing?

[silver pumice]

and i'm probably on the slightly younger side of this chat

[tame tide]

I played with an Athena class NHP, they're just ridiculously good at it
I played with a Tlaloc class NHP, they would make a move, spend a minute with their finger still holdingg the piece, undo the move and take a piece in a way I didn't even think was possible
I played againt an Osiris class NHP, I kept taking my own pieces?
I played against a Sylla class NHP, I got them into check and proceeded to vomit everywhere and fall unconscious
I played against a Sisyphus class NHP. 10 turns into the game they said "checkmate in 5", whenever I took a move they would count it downt the moment I finished the action even if I thougght I was winning. I got checkmated in 5
I played against a Didymos class NHP, I won until I realised I had been playing against myself the whole time and I lost
I played against an Asura class NHP, they moved two pieces at once
I played against a Noah class NHP, they just kept castlingg and playing way too defensively it was boring

[minor orchid]

(that middle finger is with love not hatred(?)

[ancient crag]

Then suddenly I get placed into igf and told about Homestuck and now weeks later!!!! There’s gonna be a animated show

[shell bison]

I never got into it, refuse to humor it, but acknowledge that it has inspired many a creative that I respect so 👍

[silver pumice]

LOVE AND HATE ?!?!? OMG IS THAT A PROJECT MOON REFERENCE ?!?!?

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-qoh-queen-of-hatred-limbus-company-limbus-gif-6154520432104681936

[tame tide]

You say this to anyone younger than 25

Hell even 25 might be pushing it

[west phoenix]

And we'll keep saying it

You zygote

[tame tide]

🤡

[ancient crag]

I prefer Brickwall love personally

[shell bison]

people born the year 2000 are 25

[tame tide]

👵

[ancient crag]

Quiet Void

[tame tide]

Cope 😎

[west phoenix]

I cant

[ancient crag]

Don’t remind me of my ageeeeee

[clever cloud]

Noah, an unbearable London system enjoyer. Nothing fucking happens for 150 moves and then you blunder the pawn promotions

[west phoenix]

Yeah honestly the age talk™️ is one of the fastest ways for me to feel bad

[shell bison]

lmao, people coping that 30 is old when they just have bad habits that makes them feel older than they are.

Get sun, steps, drink water and regular exercise with good sleep and you beat any allegations

[minor orchid]

Sighs in soon 22... Fuck

[ancient crag]

;-;

[minor orchid]

Drinking water be indeed a blessing

[ancient crag]

I’m far to stubborn to feel old but the number hurts yo

[west phoenix]

Does that come with fixing the fact i have a deadbeat job that anyone can get while people my age can actually do stuff with their life?

[clever cloud]

after 25, you really should care about your mattress situation. that shit can ruin your week

[willow needle]

so true. im 23 and i feel way younger than people that is younger than me by just having healthy habits

[west phoenix]

Ok now I'm actually going back to sleep for a bit

[minor orchid]

Eep well

[shell bison]

Anyone can get it, is everyone going to want it? No. you can still do things in your life, just find ways and figure out what you want to focus on.

[tame tide]

Would it be better if we just stopped the talking about it?

[west phoenix]

You can't say "this tbh" when you're 21 hipo lmao

[ancient crag]

I think we switch convos?

[tame tide]

If people genuinely feel bad about it I'd say so ^

[west phoenix]

Idk, it always strikes me as people who haven't really been stuck in a place due to financial reasons and then just going "just want to do something else it's that easy"

But yeah, best to switch

[minor orchid]

Switching to nicer stuff

Everyone decided to get along and collectively broke the printer

And someone has a new fan now

[ancient crag]

Yey

[dire cloud]

How many cubic feet per minute does it move?

[ancient crag]

At least 5

[tame tide]

In which case, sorry for saying Cope couple messages back

[vast zealot]

a good mattress is so worth it

[west phoenix]

That was funny its okay lol

[clever cloud]

im unreasonably upset at "cubic feet," by god please use metric

[west phoenix]

Just the broad concept of the conversation upsets me

[minor orchid]

When the feet have PS1 graphics

[tame tide]

Waiuit... measuringg speed in... area?

[ancient crag]

https://tenor.com/view/commissar-warhammer40k-imperium-of-man-imperial-guard-40k-gif-15890262

[clever cloud]

this is called Flux yea

[tame tide]

uh huh...

[ancient crag]

We use PS2 feet here

[minor orchid]

-# I think I also owe the apology for starting it with the homestuck comment-

[clever cloud]

amount of something passing through an area over time

[vast zealot]

I choose to believe this is because the fan really hated printers

[clever cloud]

also cubic ft is a measure of volume, not area. Same concept applies thankfully

[silver pumice]

is an srt member breaking the printer actually coded in the book or something i don't know if anyone in srt-wwnb broke it but i can't be too sure

[clever cloud]

yea, heavily implied

[supple carbon]

we broke the printer

[clever cloud]

if i had to take several thermodynamics courses so do the rest of you

[silver pumice]

huh

[last leaf]

which law of thermodynamics is that?

[silver pumice]

okay my prime suspect is vick then

cause he loves breaking shit

[clever cloud]

it's not a law. This is key for the analysis of temperature mixing pipes for example

[vast zealot]

you are giving me flashbacks lol
please I want never to think about this again

[last leaf]

no no im pretty sure its a law that you must expose the rest of us to this forbidden knowledge also

[clever cloud]

Avast!

[minor orchid]

PROPERTIES OF AIR

[supple carbon]

Physics! my only weakness!

[minor orchid]

Do some exercise then, idiot

Jkjk

[willow needle]

i just glanced over the chat after a while, wtf is going on now

[ancient crag]

Borgar

[clever cloud]

Thermodynamics

[minor orchid]

You broke to printer

[supple carbon]

im gonna hit hipo in the knee

[ancient crag]

Not allowed

[minor orchid]

Get an earthquake (?)

[limber fossil]

therm-hoe-dynamics

[willow needle]

im learning about how insect mouths work and suddenly theres aerodynamics talk in chat

[vast zealot]

Wren did any of us actually break the printer? I could swear it just happened because it was predestined to

[clever cloud]

i suppose you can approach it from the perspective of mass and energy conservation along with entropy which are laws 2 and 3

[supple carbon]

i stole the printers coolant thinking it was a vestigial piece of it

which wouldn't have done anything bad, if it wasn't for something else that happened

[dire cloud]

I didn't break the printer!

[minor orchid]

X to doubt

What as the moff done

[dire cloud]

Nothing. She wasn't even on Hell's Gate at the time. She didn't join the SRT until act 2.

[minor orchid]

-# Oh!

That makes sense

You now become an honorary printer breaker(?) /jkjk

[clever cloud]

breaks the printer at the start of act 2

[minor orchid]

The printer breaks again(?)

[clever cloud]

unrelated, if i had my way, IGF act 1 would take 3 years to run. I adoooore the setting and every session could be spent talking to randos everywhere

IGF as a whole? 6 years

[minor orchid]

Easily

Where's the whole arc of the mech arena?

[clever cloud]

i have truly no idea how people run 5 chapters in 9 months

[willow needle]

[clever cloud]

oh god filler arcs

8 years

[minor orchid]

LESGOOOOOO

Jerboa would get to the top(?);

[clever cloud]

we also need to account for the spinoff visual novel romances

[supple carbon]

nana no

[willow needle]

?

[minor orchid]

Oh dear

But yes I do agree

There's a lot to do in the system

And a lot that can be filled as well

[clever cloud]

by the time im done with igf, lancer 2e comes out

[minor orchid]

Yes

[supple carbon]

now that i have your attention go eat something

[minor orchid]

but yeah, filler arcs can be such a cozy thing

-# Prompts me the question about what kind of filler each of your blorbos would have

[clever cloud]

our team had a whole session dedicated to a fake waterpark upon landing on the Icebreaker

BEASH: Better than the real thing

[minor orchid]

oh lets fucking goooooO

[clever cloud]

to this day, my favorite session

[tame tide]

Real or fake water?

[minor orchid]

Fake water is only HO

[silver pumice]

lynk sigdiving and interacting with nhps and equipment and other tech types

[clever cloud]

it's a real waterpark, but the whole motif is that it's a "real" beach ⛱️

and because most people have never been to an actual beach...

[tame tide]

Gravel beach because sand keeps causing engineering faults

[balmy obsidian]

gravel...?

https://tenor.com/view/scout-goes-insane-gif-25382090

[clever cloud]

nah nah, it's just cement, like a waterpark wave machine

[clever cloud]

there's also EXCESSIVELY loud music from a live dj at all times

laser lights and everything

[minor orchid]

Beach Rave omg

[supple carbon]

damn

[minor orchid]

definitely a fit for Icebreaker