#In Golden Flame
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awawa forever
Yes because im fucking voicing them
and you did not just "rawr :3" that was fucking adorable
Friendship ended eith "Ooh arrr"
Now "ooh, rawr :3" is my best friend
union science bureau 
aaaaaawwrrr raaawr
Every NPC in my game is autistic and sounds like that because limitations if the physrep
Your voice sounds familiar somehow
I don't know who it was that sounded like you though
doesn't do voices for our games 🤝
eleonor normally doesn't do voices either so when she pulled out all of the stops for elske i was so shocked
I can change that!
Unsolicited Juli Fact: I've been doing stupid voices since far before i started voice training so I try to flex my skills whenever i can
i don't voice train nor do i do voices
in all seriousness I think Al has an excellent voice for most of the Valentinian family.
i think its funny slandering the british here and in wrens game despite like everyone being english
I was about to say... its the exact tone of voice i try do be for Loki's voice
so when i say do NOT ruin my boy loki like that i mean that lightly
I don't really do voices, not intentionally anyway. Frankly I'm just better at rp in text to begin with.
genuinely it'd make a perfect ||Thor|| imo.
honestly every time i feel like i go outside my normal voice in a character i get made fun of or i'm super self conscious about it or both 😩
i used to have serenity speak german here and there and immediately got bullied to not do it
Eleonor stop bullying your cat
I've got a little bit of variation I can do but really not much. It's a struggle to just think about what the character would say and how I want to push the session on, even with notes
nah eleonor is the only one who encourages it
she wants to learn german with me but i just don't have the mental fortitude to learn a new language or do a lot of things in general
mood
mood
really mad props to everyone who does voices
I need to encourage owen to do silly voices more
Siegmar is infinitely funnier when he commits to the bit
sometimes i want to say things to him in german but i'm like "best not to" 
i realized this later but serenai having a last name that is german is so fucking funny considering she's an NHP. i have literally never seen an NHP with a 'last' name
in fairness the most recent set of horrors I gave meow wasn't originally intended and more just a consequence of archie making atrociously irresponsible decisions and failing upwards at the worst possible moments.
mfw you befriend the horrors
i swear every bad thing you have had happen to them so far i've managed to turn it around
i know that won't last but this character alludes even me, i channel all of my scrimblo gremlin energy
it's funny given that the person who gave them that name has a name so dutch you're surprised it doesn't come with tulips and windmills pre-installed.
i promise there's a reason and i'm not just annoying 😩 (i am but thats not the reason)
YEAH HAHA
when i was choosing serenity's name i was like "i have a dutch last name..." and just googled them
I'm in your walls
Ah, I see.
-# I missed this earlier but I'm sorry if made anyone feel self conscious when i mentioned voice training
-# honestly, my voice isn't that different from before i started I just have more tools in my belt for silly voices
you did a little more than befriend them there buddy 
I was expecting you to befriend them
nah i don't really care. this goes back into the topic of not wanting to be perceived earlier lmao
arguably what you did with them was the most intimate thing you could possibly do, ever.
Now I fear when Char is next on the horrors list
hey they offered... i'm not one to turn down a fun time
well too bad
get perceived and cherished as a good friend, bozo
char will have her moment I shoot Sara in the kneecaps while char watches helpless to stop it
HUH
NOT EVEN AN NPC??!?
YOU, YOURSELF ARE DOING IT!!?!
the wrenPC
You see a small songbird fly in with a glock and just gun her down before fucking off never to be seen again.
for the record I would never. Too cliche and not in a good way.
pass the gun to art
I've got more creative ways to hit bunzi and char in the feels via sara
her prom date ghosts her?
I'm not sure how much I want to talk about it here in case I actually end up exploring it in character but uuh, kinda?
Waggh
Gee, thanks Meow :/
no no nothing as severe as that
hell I think I've talked to bunzi about it before
for context char had a scene that was her and a friend were getting coffee and her friend was like "you need to go on a date with someone"
Sara and mikaela have wildly different ideas of how serious their relationship is and that's not actually super sustainable long term.
but I want to have more mikaela, sara, char context to explore that that way rather than delving into it here.
excited to see where all that goes
Hmmm, maybe I should write some sara mikaela fanfic...
LMAO
It wouldn't be good quality but it would be a way to get the thoughts out of my head
Idk how to respond to this lol
she'd never try and hurt her.
Mall goth oh god jsjs
HECK YEEEEEAH
writing sara fanfic broadly would actually be a neat way to explore the sara and other npc stuff that would be happening in the background tbh.
the chancla will be thrown
full body dropkick her into the blink
there's one particular sara scene I want to rp but that I really don't want to have char present for
i'm gonna laugh if the only character that has a normal ass relationship is art with that one receptionist he met
this is just what bunzi does to me
Bunzi why so mean
i deserve it
they gonna go to the movies and watch the Olympics
ari hooking up with every baddie in calliope, archie... being an absolute mess of a flirt, finley gagging at the sight of romance, siegmar's only love being the battlefield, and bunzi's daughter going through a messy breakup.
art is just sitting there on a nice normal date
Finally, a normal date
~~i fear about what you said about siren being monogamous. i don't want to hurt her 😭 ~~
imagine being monogamous 😔
||Siren takes care of her whole squad||
may i remind you the name COMP/CON generated for me? it knows
i just randomize them until i get a funny one
though honestly Naana got "Secondhand Hope" which is fucking dope
Esperanza de Segunda Mano
"shockingly simple solution" was my previous one: a giant gun on a mech
But Charlotte is Monogamous :c
I would say siegmar has an NHP date in the cards but that NHP is a lesbian and regardless I don't think owen would be particularly interested in making their relationship romantic anyway.
more for me... 
DAMN
if its annoying let me know but i really like the idea of archie going full johnny bravo
more just murderous battlebuddies
Ah fair
that IS yuri tho
literally got each other's backs
But for real Char is going to do so much for Sara, if her baby wants to leave Calliope and be the best doctor in the galaxy, so be it.
A real parent loves their child whatever path they take.
So true-
I'm pretty sure Siegmar has been entirely surrounded on a job before only to parry bullets coming at them from behind thanks to their NHP buddy
ari is so funny because I think she qualifies as having less bedroom experience than art despite art being a virgin and ari not being one anymore.
we need to make the "has sex/knows what sex is" chart
I already know Eruca's at the corner of "doesn't have" and "doesn't know"
she lives in blissful ignorance
-Sex Incarnate
-Has Sex
-Knows what sex is
-Hand holding
if you had asked me prior to whenever I did that buuny rp recently I would have instantly put char in has sex and knows what sex is but I'm kinda reconsidering now.
She def knows what it is and I doubt she's a virgin but at the same time it's actually a relevant character trait that she's currently getting zero bitches despite her abundant ability to do so.
oh god the chart is real
we made one for eleonor's game but its lost to time i bet
wait we did!!!! and we can move serenity up 😎
Kyle in the middle lmao
kyle is just a dude
every time this conversation topic comes up I just yearn for chapter 3. There are so many people I want to watch ari collapse into a nonfunctional blushing mess in front of.
Damn Loki
I'm sorry I'm not loose and cheap like some party members.
no no, ari is the one with burn damage. a flamethrower
it's true, she has one
admittedly yeah loki and howl are right there but uuuugh I have the [super minor chapter 3 spoilers ig]||elske|| meeting planned out.
even the bravest souls will cave there
oho?
im doing that with our team right now
what
i dont even know the characters yet i will just hallucinate it
How
if reverie isn't in the "doesn't know what sex is doesn't have sex" tier idk whats going on there
fuck you got her quickly
"so where do you lay your eggs for future fertilization...?"
jejeje
"wait we come from eggs?.. ew..."
oh my god that'd be so funny actually bunzi. Incredibly mean but so funny.
what is it?
nana drops a bomb of what she's doing and doesn't elaborate further
something I don't think I can repeat on this server alas.
wait, theres a person named Loki in the system?
Please tell me they have a buff macho brother named Thor
whta chapter are you at rn
Beginning of one
My first campaign of Lancer and only on session 2
truly
I am innocent and know nuthin
I just did this but realised it was act 2/ Act 1 finale spoilers so don't listen if you're not at either of those points lmao
INCASE IT ISN’T CLEAR THIS IS POST MISSION 5 SPOILERS
just in case
WAGH
I was gonna post it then went... wait a minute... this is massive spoilers
jerry is there as a placeholder
Lmao
GOD I DIDNT NOTICED JERRY
Jerry fits
Knows what sex is, doesnt want to know what sex is
Too anxious for sex
Jk, jerry is a sex demon
Is he?
IMO Jerry is indeed a sex demon
But stress is keeping him shackled
damn
Give him 1 day off
Little do you know but Jerry fucks
The reason the station struggles with everything after Jerry came into power is because he has little time to manage the station on his timetable of copious amounts of sex
Pfffff wdjhsdjshs
Yeah, jerry fucks...
Up his sleep schedule from stress 😎
I cant picture Jerry bein a demon
so jerrys illustration is moreso a "wtf is all this, i should be GOONING right now"?
it scares me
increible
Shut up I’m trying to hear scoobert
That thing is truly fucked up
split and quincy's drawings are so fucking funny lmao
they are funny and accurate
scary
There hasn't been a session 0 and she's like this I don't want to see what happens post session 0
Vine boom sound effect
"IM doggo Yo"
as always
Vine Boom
this is glorious thank you so much
also curious that you go deeper for loki.
Same tbh
Ive not heard my voices because I dont record it normally, its the tone I go for rather than voice... and with loki I try to speak as if I had his grin on my face the whole time, and his expression. Being someone snarky but not rude...
And listening back I guess that makes my voice different to how I thought I portray him
agreed. Probably hasnt got laid since getting his most recent job but he definitely fucks imo. Especially when you consider his relationship history prior to that and [chapter 5]||him actually thriving in super high intensity situations in a way that is very hot||
tbf it works on some level but it's probably better when people can see your face I'd guess.
#1Holiday4Jerry
You're not wrangling a face reveal from me this time lmao
no way that [chapter 2]||Rita would tolerate him being a bad lover||
that wasn't my intention!
My players messaged jerry saying "have holiday" and he just went "no"
god that's all my friends I want to strangle them into taking a break sometimes.
they got arms dont they?
Yes but remember your prosocollar will fail and your cover is blown up
i imagine it a bit awkward if anything
:3
the illusion is dispelled if its touched. got it
:333
-# but is the illusion worth more than a hug...
Such are the questions of life
serenity drug him out of the office by his scruff and made him shower and take a break
he spent the break staring at the ceiling
Oh god
Also the smug shit eating grin is a state of mind, not an actual expression I pull lmao
"The station is falling apart rn cos im not helping it, The station is falling apart rn cos im not helping it, The station is falling apart rn cos im not helping it, The station is falling apart rn cos im not helping it..."
fortunately the idea is for the secret to be revealed quite early (? but rather as an accident
i feel like they'd be great to hug because of their fluffy tufts
Agree tbh
reaching an agreement with my egregorian friends that i can use their tuft as a pillow
oh yeah, reverie is the kind that not only has fluffy tuft, but her legs are also fluffy
If you don't give our boy jerry a beeg fluffy moff hug I'l be so sad
incredible hugs then
SSC knew what they were doing
wf ||like warform but girlie haha get it||
in an alternative universe, in some SSC enclave
x: She will do a fine assassin, we will enchance her psychic abilities and-
y: but, she is baby!
reverie:
x: fuck, you are right
aka sapphic moff goes pewpew
they made her able to kill a man with a pencil
an holograpghic one
wat
Okay but I'd still hug
Hugs are important
I can and will hug things far more dangerous
As ya should
I started a new IGF tonight.
Team is
"Echidna" a Scientist with a valuable stolen project;
"Will-o-Wisp" a Fugitive paranoid of being found out;
"Seeker" a Techdelver looking for forbidden secrets;
Seeker and Echidna are tied to the Horizon Collective and the team is basically 100% horus mechs.
oh hell yeah we love themed parties
horizon stays winning
Yeah, I feel like Horizon will have.. interesting implications with the narrative of this module.
Oh, I didn't even tell the story how the printer broke.
We did introductions // who each characters was, and ended up determining that Echidna was tasked with setting up one of the horizon clinics to repair and spread the word about NHPs and had been working towards said goal for a while.
Just recently she "earned" a plot of the junkyard outside the printers to turn into a clinic // workshop to do repairs // salvage. We started with her and a rando NPC I made up on the spot bringing pre-fab materials to build the workshop and starting that. Meanwhile WilloWisp is a fugitive and is just living anywhere she can to get by, and had a hiding spot near by in the junk yard, and started freaking out that Echidna was getting too close to her hiding spot...
Seeker is the player that saw "influencer" for a new bond and ran with it, and so we said Seeker was doing dumb shit for views, trying to prop up their streaming channel that they use to also spread Horizon-mentality when there are enough viewers to catch off guard. So there was a section of Hell's Gate that was cordoned off for Vent Crab infestation, and Seeker was breaking in to get footage of them.
Then while Echidna was in the process of building the workshop with Bailey, WilloWisp jumped out and tried to steal her data-slate and ended up with a robo-claw-F-Off-arm wrapped around Echidna's head, threatening her and asking who she worked for and why she was tracking WilloWisp down.
Meanwhile Seeker was dragging a crab out of the vent (They were sleeping at the time), and militia that were meant to clear out the section of the station (with full millitary gear), came strolling up and were taking by surprize by someone being in the restricted zone. And then Vent Crabs came pooring out of the vents all around everyone, and flooded the area. The Militia were distracted, and Seeker ran for it, with a flood of crabs following behind into the junk yard.
This interrupted Echidna's brush with death via claw-of-WilloWisp, and then crabs flooded the junkyard, destroyed the barely started workshop, and flooded further into the print shop, and wrecked havoc on everything.
Then the militia captured them (all) and took them to be questioned (or in Seekers case, straight to being spaced for crimes).
And then some other stuff happened at the militia // admin offices and basically they ended up in a room together where Jerry is going to offer them a no-choice-but-to-accept job, the end.
I hope you realise that Art still doesn't trust [ch3] ||Elske|| for no rational reason
its amazing how many of the 'who broke it?' stories involve the printer being damaged via vent crab
those little gremlins get everywhere :D
all hail the Megacrab, whose spawn shall minorly inconvenience the world!
And curse the evils of Vince! Who causes all the disasters!
in our campaign it is canon that when in zero gravity vent crabs have a caridoid escape reaction, and when you enter one of Hell's Gate's abandoned smeltries you just see them hurriedly flipping away from you as they scatter into the air
That’s hilarious
I adore it
In ours due to a single remark there’s a crab named “Vince” which is the size of a whole Great Dane
incredible
lorge boi
I am just imagining them walking through the station with a vent crab on a lead
I like to picture that the crab has a chip in its body that allows it to walk the hallways…. and like who’s brave enough to stop a Great Dane sized Vent Crab
Vince is a minor deity of chaos and disaster actually
when you successfully repair a power relay you have to set up a little shrine to Vince to ward off grabby little claws
Every time you get into your expanded compartment mech you got to make sure Vince hasn’t decided to use the extra room as a nesting ground.
I have considered writing an adventure elsewhere in the lancer universe with huge-ass GMO ventcrabs
eeee grandma squad session today ‼️
maddened oracle had to dip 😔
They are now in for a loooong ride!
Also, g'day everyone!
La Creatura omg
Good morning Calliope 🌅
another day, another round of scrimblos
Hello Calliope 

Rise and grind, Calliope
Let’s print this loaf
rise and grind my teeth because i woke up with a migraine
my recurring migraine
that's accompanied by a neck pain
ouch, sorry to hear that
mega oof... checked with a medic for that?
I really should!!
Instructions unclear, I printed 500 loaves
YES
USA sucks and it's made me afraid of doctor's appointments
not doctors, everything around them
-# Oh

anyways, sup bitches
sup
Indeed the bitches
long as you don't teleport them
There is no know downside to teleporting bread
-# little do you know but that's the true origin of vent crabs
Teleport a moth then?
Why would you teleport a crab ;-;
of course they don't teleport crabs
they put a loaf in one end and a crab popped out the other
Even the bread evolved into crabs
sorry for spoiling you all on the twist
Ill never recover from tis
Work is hell y'all drag me to the vents so i can live with the crabs
the first ventcat
I forgot who said it here
But at least one SRT broke their printer by printing a live opossum
I only mention it because its the closet thing to a ventcat I've seen in calliope
here
Holy shit... I completely forgot about that NHP's name...
I honestly never put that much thought on how Lucy could have broken it
since it was a more collective effort, the default of his reason was "She found the printer somewhat broken already, and Jury rigged it with a few other wrenchies so they could print what they wanted in the moment. But the repair was worse than the issue..."
-# should polish it better-

Have fun with that
should just be narrative tonight, I don't have a map ready yet for the next fight 
I think I've got enough to get right up to the next combat though
everything is narrative until someone pulls out the space blicky
you can use a full action to provoke the space blicky
Act 2 tomorrow 
WOOOO
making roast chicken to celebrate
Hope it goes well
-# you mean the roast chicken or act 2?
Both
Up to viewer interpretation
That's right, this is modern video game storytelling now
I ain't telling you shit, theorize by yourself
I left all these clues for you to hallucinate theorize about all this lore!
The furtive Jerry, so easily forgotten
Rodericke: The lothesome meat eater
chicken is a success
we'll see tomorrow how act 2 holds up 
yeye
I'm excited its the only thing keeping me going today
we are so bacj
Archie raids again?
Archie raids for the first time actually
I do believe
Its a combat session
In the light
Believe in the Leo that Believes in you
So the timeline is that Archie is 'born'(?) 'made'(?), discovers they can shoot lightning, and then immediately starts swinging the next day
I would
Its really funny now that i think about it
you tell me i have the power to shoot lighting i'm gonna do it the next day
RIGHT
hell i'll do it right away
There's a mirage too.. that mirage is gonna get it
The last mirage fucked them over so hard and now they have 3 answers to invisibility
They're going to get ash-babied turn one
(ch1) YOU CAN'T STOP ||THE S1GN4L||
It did make me realize how good iconoclast is in general though, i thought you at least had to make an attack
Like iconoclast was already perfect narratively but it's also great mechanically
Funny story: one of Eleonor's first games had an iconoclast orator gorgon who made her life hell. I accidentally created half of that monster
Oh hi Eleonor
im so glad you're doing gorgon iconoclast in another game
that shit left me deeply scarred in a LL6 one-shot
Its okay my reactions in your game are just as annoying
The "erm actually 🤓" button
at least im not stunned when i decide you're a threat
I can't believe I've been using reactions wrong this whole time. I feel really stupid
no wonder people hate the gorgon
this is very silly
this bitch has been holding back
I built a whole build around reactions and didn't know that
Now i have like, 3 more specific reactions lmao
never change meow
The amount of times I'm like "ah i wish i could have done that as a reaction. Oh well"
I still have blink charges C:
@worthy root by the way I want you to know that (ch1) ||during Denial of service I also ended up screaming "Wait you're flying I can't switch you with anyone FUCK"||
They ended up winning because the boy was the only one left
Meow, do you still have that picture with serenity, charlotte and ||Loki?||
Once my Sunzi player gets his ll2 frame i could add him to it to infuriate him
...And then ||recruited him to work on hell's gate||
Yeah its on my PC, remind me in a few hours
that one?
thank you leo
No way they made|| Loki|| honorary bun-
All sunzi must be bunny
we have a bunch of brand new players in the thread so we'll probably have to go back to redacting ||Loki||
Thanks Leo
true-
How about you redact ||some bitches||
if you are a gorgon you can react twice to that
Just did
waow... gorgons get twice the bitches...
That's why Archie is rolling in them
Probably. I do that a lot
Leo, you can delete the picture now since i don't know if you can spoiler warning forwarded messages
not if it's not spoilered already
Then why am I still here
we are indeed
because being scared doesn't mean you can't be brave
wats this about act 2?
Our group is going into act 2 tomorrow
don't worry about it, my friend
act 1 is mission 1 through 5 and then act 2 is 6 through... uh... 9? I think
which is nice
I don't think I'm gonna live long enough to get to act 2 at this rate
At least in Eleonor's game
lol
You have to believe Meow
Belive in the me that believes in meow
Everytime I call you meow it feels like I'm the one meowing
I think Eleonor's campaign and mine were coincidentally synced up for a while
-# then the hiatus demon to an aluminum bat to my shins
my game is (ch3) ||about to leave furnace city for Terra Solus||
Nice
El you forgot the two lines at the end
Good one
fuck
Nice spoiler doom bass
Our games are having the opposite issue; Eleonor's igf is slowed to a crawl and I'm desperately trying to pump the brakes on wallflower
(Honstly doesn't strike me as much of a spoiler though but)
not like spoiled whats happening there..... UNless goin there is a big deal from chap 2 or somethin lol
One of the community memes might be because of me that Sunzi pilots are tricksters/bunny coded
-# another one is that all sunzi pilots are girls/will become girls
Void once more showing his influence as a cognito hazard (He turns people into bunnies)
(ch5+) ||So Loki gifting us his Sunzi was an attempt at forcefem...||
Not the Snub nosed Trans revolver!!!!!
I am immune to its bullets
<- Dumbass not realising he is merely resistant, not immune
lol
[forcefem bit spoileres??!?]
-# I'm not going to push for it but if ||these new players stumble opon the loki forcefem bit by themselves|| I'm gonna laugh till i go insane
sorry yall
I can safely tell you the sunzi bun powers happened well before IGF was introduced to me
My buddy Heinreich is still my Quigonjin to my Kenobi sunzi
Whats.... Qugonjin?
Star wars reference
It's fine I forgot who George Lucas was a few days ago
Admitedly there is one small detail in my current arsenal that kind of makes me want to play the sunzi
Just go 2 in mino and get metafold carver
Nah that's too much investment
Leo, you're going 3 in gobi over 2 in mino???
Yeah I am
makes sense to me 
I already have it in fact
My first 3 licenses were all goblin
oh right i was gonna post this every so often...
Welcome to the IGF community!
We're a friendly and active bunch... IGF is probably the only campaign book with it's own fan community. There's two threads on pilotnet for this campaign:
- **Lancer Third Party Forum==>**https://discord.com/channels/426286410496999425/1059603134504255528 : This is an open discussion area for GMs and players, so please ||tag|| your spoilers! This thread is far more active, but also goes off on tangents quite often. If you've read any of DRIVETRAIN's chatroom in the book... it's kinda like that.
- **gm-corner==>**https://discord.com/channels/426286410496999425/909574961931362365 : This is intended for discussion of the in-development acts 2 & 3, but also serves as a GM-only open spoilers channel to discuss campaigns. Great if you have questions about running!
If you like to share stories, well, we love to hear about other games and their PCs**†**! A lot of GMs will borrow ideas form each other here.
We also have lots of community resources! Check the pins on the two threads for more.
- Act 2 public draft: #909574961931362365 message
- Al's map pack: https://lmplo.itch.io/in-golden-flame-act-1-unofficial-map-pack
- Collected shared resources: #1059603134504255528 message
-# **†**Calamity Havok, Pear Bradford, Gabriel Sparrow and Kraken are NPCs in the book made from the PCs in Ada's campaign if you tell her stories about them as NPCs she will love you forever
Ahh act 2
the "grandline" to act 1's "east blue"
lol
I occasionally hear "act 2 blows act 1 out of the water" and i'm like "bro how the fuck"
If the lore further goes into details in act 1 then I will have some good eatin lol
act 2 got all the spiciest stuff (except for chapter 4, which remains the best chapter in the game)
the funniest chapter in the book 

I’m excited for that
At this point I'm expecting to have no tears left in my body by the end of act 2
act 2 truly is welcome to hell, motherfucker
Like when Void showed me the lore it has had me hooked since then and I’m just jumpin wanting to dive into it
me with meow's wallflower
That’s when you learn that the golden flame is actually friendship
the real golden flame was the friends we made along the way
I’ll definitely need to do wallflower once IGF ends
clutching my custom triggers as hard as I can
Undying optimism don't fail me now...
There's one bit in act 2 that you should not see then. Possibly my favorite thing I've written. And the most devastating. Good thing is you can avoid it.
act 2 be like ||Welcome to hell, capitalism and gambling||
how i felt after reading it
Do you mean "Should not see" as in "If you see this it will hurt terribly", "You should avoid this as much as possible" or "The trajectory you're currently on means you will not see this"
Yes, yes, and I hope so.
Great, Fantastic
I don't know your trajectory to be fair
All I will say is it's a fail condition. And for the love of fuck please do not fail.
[Post Mission 5] Leo, ||The Crone herself said you can, so that means you will||
How I felt after writing it!
TRUE
||can ≠ will||
I’m….. scared
||that's not very "indominable lancer spirit" of you to say
||
Gonna get focused so I can grab that as my next trigger
i think that's represented by your grit anyways
I second that part Ada mentioned
Do not spoil that
it's a genuine emotional moment you should only know organically
it's...
Void, I got question
how long have you had your bunny gal as a character?
Because this is like the near 20th different image Ive seen of her and the art has all been fucking Great
atleast a decade
she was a concept character for a while, then 🅱️ovid happened and I had a bunch of free time to flesh her out during a D&D campaign
And I have the luxury of Disposable Income
Hurls this into the room
Is this an agility or systems save
I'd like to see you Nerve your way out of this one, bozo
you either jump out the window or the closet
the closet explodes leaving an unharmed frightened girl

I use slip to teleport tech the explosion
I fortify my position
I could make a joke here but I know I'll get a full-body dropkick straight to my heart
i use accelerate to slingshot the estrogrenade towards you
think fast, chucklenuts
Far too dumby stubborn to be affected
You would have a easier time convincing a dwarf that a elf made better beer then them
Don't take responsibility for my actions
the fuck did you do
Don't worry you'll be eating good soon (wf spoilers) ||but not as good as beggar will be eating||
I WANNA CLICK THAT
Forcefem ||Loki||
redact the name pls
the sorry was for the unspoiled spoiler
What are you doing to him
Sorry
dont worry about it
||Loki|. already gets like snake venom to the eyes||
You're low key going crazy about one name
I agree without context it's not a big deal
But i just do what people tell me so they don't hate me
I’m just easily entertained
Freedom
I'm almost there
I definitely didn't misred that, nop,e no sir
Leo
I was hoping today would be better but i spent most of the day crying
Listen it's one letter off
That’s legitimately terrible. I hope it’s better now at least
Yeah, take it easy, Meow
I'm almost about to head home so at least i can relax, but there's a lot more going on there
Know you're always loved and valued here meow if nothing else.
Don't worry about me, sorry
Nonsense
I hope I'm not overstepping boundries by saying this
But don't feel sorry about having people care about how you feel
we're here for the good and the bad
and the ugly
even if people keep sayign "buh buh look at the samurai movie instead, good bad and ugly just copied it all"
I will, but I'm not in the mood to have this conversation so I'm going to leave for now
take care, my friend
but does the samurai movie have ecstasy of gold in it?
Tgbau?
yet another win for cowed boys 
the good bad and ugly
Oh…. Fuck
i don't usually do that
cowed bebop
cowboys are cool
Cowboys are cool as hell
One of my characters is a literal cowboy with a pet Gator named Rock
rock the gator
I would 100% play a raleigh if it was the only frame that existed
Rock the Catagator
I wanna play the Raleigh
but my character is literally called Roland
Roland chambering all over the place
Stand back I'm gonna Roland
im seriously considering reclassing from lich to raleigh
Do both
also "chambea" is puertorican slang for chambering a bullet. it's also a euphemism
-# i'm so ssc pilled i got captivated by its hooves...
get out of here mailman
SSC witches
I'd like the SSC Witches if they looked more like stereotypical witches
Give me a giant witch hat and cloak
I will not be moved, I’m Drakin
I would ride the shit out of that mech
Woah
-# what the hell is up with leo today...
I am being normal??
Hmmmm
Go back in the closet, fruit basket
I have not watched that anime
literally just do it, idiot. It came free with your Lancer: RPG core rulebook
Well mine didn't have it. I have the oldest Lancer : RPG core rulebook known to Man
Isn’t the rulebook digital
there's a physical print
gnehgnehgneh isn't the rulebook digital gnehgneh...
but leo means the playtest material and stuff like that
ok I'm gonna dial it down a bit I feel like I'm being too sarcastic
I think the bit's starting to run thin
Sorry my bad
I found it funny
its funny when bits start to meander around like some confused creature
But I know for me, what I like is these kinda old tech that can very much contend in near equal playing field with the high tech stuff.
so the IPS-N was always gonna be my calling because it just fits so well with what I enjoy along with having the Drake which plays right into my favorite play style: The Brick wall
Hey, my cat does that sometimes….. usually when haven’t given him a ear scratchie within the last four minutes
But also I think like the Orchis and Monarch look fucking baller as all hell
Writes down "kill Roland..."
SSC goes from "this is the coolest thing ever" to "ew" real quick for me
I HATE the monarch put those dogs away bro
they do have the dusk wing which i do like on principle
Dusk wing do be snatched as hell
I like the monarch because it’s like a giant advance brick that flies
I do think the orchis is sick despite being a KTB hater
Why ya dislike KTB
you can hate the ktb and like their frames
i have no strong opinions on the ktb and yet i love the hecaton
Dune fanfiction looking ass
Ahhhh
Idk, just not a fan, they don't vibe with me
I love the tagetes though
Ironically my favorite mech is the kobold due to the lore.. i am the omega KTB hater
I know my issue with dune is simply the lack of… guns… but I also have only seen the movies and I believe i went into my rant on why not having guns doesn’t make sense blah blah blah
Lore wise!!!
I am most comfortable in a big man but i like that a funny USB stick gives you a lil magma dude
In a what??!?
But I think the baronies are neat because in a way it kinda shows a bit of hypocrisy of the Union
You heard me
Honestly in hindsight i may actually be an enkidu enjoyer the most, I've never played one though. On paper I'm not a fan but I've always wanted a tanky HA big hoy brawler and that's exactly what that is
I think lack of defensive options and going pure agro is what does it
hehehehEHEHEHEHEHE
I just want a HA tortuga
GOTTEM
I know when I was first ever lookin into lancer I did like the Barb because I adored the big ass mechs and it was the biggest mech
I also don't like the lore that its always pumping you full of adrenaline
I know I'm not transfem because I have zero wish to pilot the enkidu
I have said once before that Enkidu is the transition goal for many T-Girls (Tokugawa-Girls)
constant injection of combat stims (estradiol)
I don't like the barb because i like playing lancer
If Eruca starts leaning more and more into the "wild jaguar" bit i might be tempted to go enkidu...
estradiol and soft computer voice telling how good you're doing when you bisect a scout
Then I got the additional lcp stuff and loved the caliban…. Then I read the drake and it got me
The chomo is making sure the gm is not playing lancer
I am a magus chomolungma
I am the ultimate "Hey GM hand over your notes now" player
ok hold up this bit's going places
If Serenity dies or ends up leaving the SRT i am going to play an angry loud caliban pilot
-# what the fuck happens in animal crossing...
Tom Nook needs his money, puts you in the robot and calls you his hound
That's a good person.
Thats a good sapient being
A good choice
all this mecha thirst posting and you fucks won't even let ada say a single word
sure you are...
Meow help me, Juli is occusing me of being horny on main
you're going to meow for help???
MEOW HELP 
yes
She is the most likely to help me
Vaken has proven that they're not on my side and I already know gray would just bully me harder
you really think miss "hardly knew her" is going to help you

Do y’all think Mikaela.omdf would be licensed to pilot a mech? If so I think it’d be a Dusk Wing personally
thanks for getting us back on topic
Incorrect! I’m on whichever side bribes me more
-# Oh thank god an actual conversation
She probably has a mech because to be honest, who doesn't
This is like the one thing you don't do
funny answer: enkidu
real answer: dusk wing does make the most sense
Like I think on average a vast majority of NPCs in Lancer in general logically are not able to pilot a mech, but I think it’s funny if IGF skews that average heavily in the wrong direction
you can always pilot a mech once
Calliope is just built different
I think it’s easier to list of the Headcanons of which named Calliope characters are not licensed to pilot a mech
It's like hot swapping the muon catalyszer
Lmao when i learned how many pilots are on hells gate alone i was like "why us???"
Like uh. Subtext Isfurs Cowards is definitely on there
Cause we're the best
No tf we're not
Yeah we are
The list of folks who cannot pilot mechs
Y’all could do way worse tbh
everyone should try it!
Have you seen how good I am at piloting
I'm the narrative's favorite 100%
Jerry had reason to trust 3/5 of us, the other 2 did not make a good case for themselves
||no that’s Switch, and that’s not a good thing||
❌
hmmm meow, in your expert opinion how many of my party should jerry trust
if she says anyone other than charlotte she's lying
||Switch|| likes to think they are, but it's actually me. Which one of us two got (ch5) ||kidnapped||? That's right, not me.
In OUR party? 1
You can be the narrative’s second favorite
I can but I'm not gonna because I'm gonna be the first
Fair enough. ||Just get a higher follower count on Omnistreaming first||
Leo, there will be plenty of dryers to chuck yourself into.
please have patience
ENRICHMENT
Personally I think it makes more sense of Mikaela to not pilot a mech, like she’s just a civilian. But it’s way funnier if she just. Can pilot a dusk wing. She doesn’t own one she just can
ENRICH ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR URANIUM BOYS
Rita probably isn’t a pilot. Probably.
Anyone can move a mech and generally aim a gun
Nor is Chief McArthur mainly because her job is stressful enough as is so she never picked it up
I cannot wait until that Laplace does something that appears simple but gives him NHP version of night terrors
Some day I want to make (and more importantly commission art of) my idea of an enkidu that's shaped like a skinny person in plate armour with the plasma talons coming out of the face or joints.
Only the system's greatest shitposters can make a mech sing
Yeah but then you either get Grunt Status or are Impaired and Slowed. I’m talking like. Actually competent
who has that striga speech bubble meme
Striga absolutely knows how to pilot a mech in theory
striga doesn't know how but she can still do it
Has she been in a cockpit before? No
Striga is the human equivalent of an NHP copilot
HAHA YES MY GIF HAS BECOME A STICKER IN ANOTHER SERVER
she has a theoretical degree in mech piloting
I agree but also I do firmly believe that she is surprisingly lethal in enclosed spaces
She don’t need a mech to do that
"Oh please, this isn't my first Identity Crisis.
actually
correct
No doubt in the far future
She chugs energy drinks because she ~~ knows~~ believes that sleeping is the same as cycling
Someone has domesticated gators
Why is it a gif?
funni
Tbh the way humanity domesticated reptiles is like. They didn’t. They just picked them up and somehow they adapted
(retractable kitty claws augment my beloved)
Mikaela after being ambushed by Constellar Midnights
How is Mikaela in y’all’s games btw? She’s eternally a spaced out stoner to me but I do wanna add more. Not more like deeper just more. To me she is a very uncomplicated character
she does not appear much in leviathan's
Yes. But imagine: hoistsble gator
Oh that’s already reality if you’re careful enough
Or not
Florida:
It’s your limbs
You can’t really hoist a gator without the risk of getting eatin
Yeahhh
I personally headcanon Mikaela as something of a mild neat freak in private. She's very much someone who deliberately rips her jeans methodically to me. Performative casualness and all that. I also make her a kinda nerdy [Act 2, don't read my party]||Harris megafan. I also make her an SSC informant and have that be how she gets her money.||
Nice
Hell yeah
boba
I read it correctly this time
good for you, leo
thank you 
Finally home
Welcome back to the home
igf gm duty?
ah, for some reason i thought they meant GM helper duty
-# now i'm wondering how long it would take for a squad of lancers to fix barovia...
depends in the GM
canon strahd is killed right away
my strahd
well
its complicated
ahh yes
the PC power-creep proof strahd
the strahd "you have to finish the campaign first" power creep
it was fun
could a vampire withstand a displacer?
there's no save so legendary resistance ain't doing shit
that dude's going straight to the 'eepy deepy
i love the eeby deeby meme so much
idk if i'm actually going to run sunzi/napoleon but the idea of tiny baby serenity with the fucking gat is hilarious
playstyle wise kutuzov could also work. i am just a kutuzov enjoyer though
its a blicky that just makes you gone
i got unreasonably happy when i saw they added a kutuzov token in retrograde, i love that little man
Well actually displacer still has to hit
sysop, field analyst, leader. much like my build now you never attack on your turn until you want to blow someone up
so if you miss, the vampire is perfectly fine
i won't miss
I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO HIT BECAUSE OF INVINISIBILITY
if it wasn't invisible i would have shredded it like i did ||capella||
2 TURNS
TO KILL AN ELITE VETERAN
proud of you
he used your own technique against you...
They call me the bit stealer
even though you hardly know her?
damn straightn't
Damn gay
Damn pan
Damn Ace
Me after being beat to death by scout tf2
Damn Bat
-# i hate that i hovered over the flushed emote for that
I guess i never got the chance to say that I'm a pansexual pan wielder
damn
Pan wielder!?
stupid hunter: the parenting reference
better keep her out of the kitchen
No habla voladore
Te voy a hacer hablar Voladore
Oh shit-
okay 2011 rage comic
you only speak karakin?
I've seen some people equate the ktb to french
the ktb is whatever random european thing you're feeling
our ultra german character is karrakin
Now karrakin speak Hungarian
Lots of that
I was practicing a french accent just in case i used a ktb npc...

wiiwiiwii
WIWIWIWIWI
WIIUWIIU
Give me the braincell back damn it(?)
I thought you had it last?

Oh god where is the braincell(?)
-# hon hon hon...
theres a spy 'round here...
-# zey do not no i have ze brainsell...
http://wiki.tf/Right_Behind_You
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forgot to mention this earlier
But why is it that the moment i come out to this thread I'm banned from doing the things i love
funny
as the resident french person you have my permission to enter bakeries
if your girl has
- german heritage
- no medical license
- is often manic
- often follows a big man around to support him
that ain't serenity that's the medic from team fortress 2
@minor orchid what does our other french person have to say about this
Wait you're also french i thought that was a goof






