Orchis might be a mech i go for later, only thing that throws me off is the hooves
#In Golden Flame
ancient crag
shell bison
Flavor is free
minor orchid
Orchis might be a mech i go for later, only thing that throws me off is the hoov...
Hoof kick
noble ivy
Orchis might be a mech i go for later, only thing that throws me off is the hoov...
coward
shell bison
it can just have mech boots instead
ancient crag
Flavor is indeed free
west phoenix
my sunzi does not look like a sunzi, my gorgon does not look like a gorgon
ancient crag
I would probably flavor it into a more hoplite look with sandals or something
west phoenix
sunzi is goofy with its big ass head
noble ivy
Girl, your gorgon looks like a nightmare
west phoenix
optimal gorgon
woeful saddle
Orchis might be a mech i go for later, only thing that throws me off is the hoov...
this user has not seen the retrograde "orchis with the timbs" sprite
shell bison
Personally, I love iskander but it is one of those mechs where all of it's license gear is very tailor made for it's job. Very little in the license works outside of it's purpose.
minor orchid
I would probably flavor it into a more hoplite look with sandals or something
Swords and Sandals!
woeful saddle
(i think it's got the same timbs black witch gets there, but I don't have a current retrograde so I can't screenshot)
ancient crag
this user has not seen the retrograde "orchis with the timbs" sprite
Wa-wat 
west phoenix
i want to play an iskander one day, i love that thing
it also has the coolest sprite on retrograde :p
like my sunzi kitbash is 30% iskander
shell bison
Especially now that Demolitionist is a talent and adds more damage and util to mines
shell bison
It was already stupid good
ancient crag
carefully
shell bison
Then the talent came around and made it even better
ISkander is been, atleast to me, the #1 most underloved mech despite it's amazing stats, solid tech potential and it's very reward albeit niche playstyle
west phoenix
i just don't like losing mines that don't go off 
woeful saddle
if you really do think about it, "being able to do this thing you can normally only do while adjacent, all the way at range 15" is pretty crazy
shell bison
It's like Manticore, it has amazing stats and powerful abilities
But everyone for a long time just made it the funny me go boom mech
When that's just it's trait. It's actual core power is just good
ancient crag
I like picture your character adding personalization which is attempting in futile struggles to make it more like a Lancaster but only really leading to it being slightly more sturdy
noble ivy
(i think it's got the same timbs black witch gets there, but I don't have a curr...
I can't find the Orchis with timbs but here's the Black Witch with them
west phoenix
It's like Manticore, it has amazing stats and powerful abilities
i think thats just embellishing it because its funny
ancient crag
I can't find the Orchis with timbs but here's the Black Witch with them
Man, they gave the Witch TIMBS
minor orchid
I like picture your character adding personalization which is attempting in futi...
Which honestly? accurate haha
woeful saddle
I can't find the Orchis with timbs but here's the Black Witch with them
damn, i might be hallucinating or remembering a kitbash as true. sorry for my lies :(
ancient crag
Which honestly? accurate haha
lol the one whom wanted the lancaster but got the Emp lol
woeful saddle
ok. apparently i do still have an active retrograde. i should like, probably pause that while i'm between lancer campaigns. whatever, it's not that much money
shell bison
Meow, look at manti's stats
above average armor, base hp, solid e-def, good heat cap, postive tech attack with base sensors
woeful saddle
Man, they gave the Witch TIMBS
yeah, there's a collection of "this mech got human shoes because it's funny". I know white witch, monarch, viceroy also have em, and I think lancaster has thigh highs and a skirt but i don't think it gets shoes.
west phoenix
yes i know them i'm just saying people talking about blowing up is funny
ancient crag
the manticore has 2 armor? lordy
noble ivy
don't forget that it melts people everytime it takes heat
west phoenix
it has a funny feature and talking about the funny feature is funny
ancient crag
yeah, there's a collection of "this mech got human shoes because it's funny". I ...
the Lancaster having Thigh Highs is a crime against humanity bro
shell bison
Remove the funny and you have the S tier of Horus
minor orchid
Lancaster has FOUR THIGHS
west phoenix
i do love the manticore
hearty whale
Ignore every Manticore trait other than Slag Carapace. Exploding is just flavour.
shell bison
Like how Tort is the S tier of IPS-N and Monarch is the S-tier of SSC
west phoenix
almost ran one when i was considering playing a different character
west phoenix
Like how Tort is the S tier of IPS-N and Monarch is the S-tier of SSC
tort stay winning. i love that man
minor orchid
lol the one whom wanted the lancaster but got the Emp lol
She gets along with it in the end! weird feeling, but country jerboa encounters luxury mech!
shell bison
Tort is just good. Simple as
hearty whale
I adore Manticore and she deserves so much better
shell bison
Manti is sadly the victim of "Community overused joke" syndrome
noble ivy
I adore Manticore and she deserves so much better
but now she has a sibling that deals 4d6 AP damage when they get naked
shell bison
God, I remember lycan's reveal
ancient crag
the mannticore seemed neat
shell bison
SO MANY PEOPLE were talking about how wild it is
west phoenix
it was tho wasn't it
ancient crag
I remember the Lycan
west phoenix
before they changed it
ancient crag
it was a funny conversation with Void on that
west phoenix
that was right when i was getting into lancer, or when i started understanding it
shell bison
It was a wild time to be in the know of lancer balance
When lycan popped up it was the talk of the town. No one talked about the Kutuzov at all
Cause lycan dominated balance talks
west phoenix
poor kutuzov just got a token 😭 i love that lil scrunkly
ancient crag
i think the Kutuzov is cute
minor orchid
Kutuzov has two friggin' solar panels
shell bison
It's a nice little mech. I personally think it needs a bit more sensors but that's just me
woeful saddle
it was tho wasn't it
it had scary damage numbers, and its unique features make it incredibly dangerous in attrition-less environments. that's about it. it's not very scary otherwise, but it's (reasonably) something that people ban from oneshots, for example
west phoenix
its an underrepresented defender/support for sure. the kutuzov, not the lycan god no
hearty whale
Kutusov Harrison, owner of the Kususov Harridome?
woeful saddle
it's still good, don't get me wrong, but it's 'scary' in the same way a lot of the good mechs are 'scary' when you give them a well crafted build. it just also happens to turn out that if everybody's structuring really quick, the lycan looks really good
ancient crag
Its a adorable little mechy
shell bison
The classic alt being the reason why pick the frame over the base frame option
west phoenix
Kutusov Harrison, owner of the Kususov Harridome?
size 3 kutuzov is all hat
shell bison
Or the Manticore problem
woeful saddle
Kutusov Harrison, owner of the Kususov Harridome?
somebody edit this so that each hat is a different frame of bad apple
shell bison
no wait
ancient crag
a size 3 Kutuzov is the same size, but have 400 more mirrors
shell bison
Minotaur problem, my b
supple carbon
||Evan 27, Call sing Valiant, was, and still is, a somewhat normal person, he was a bit of a coward, somewhat shy, and a bit spineless, but still he volunteered for an experiment made by the current government, wanting to push the limits of technology and flesh interconnected, they filled a lot of people with a bunch of cybernetic upgrades, Evan was the only successful one, no headaches, while he didn't have all that much going for him, he felt somewhat accomplished, people better than him had rejection symptoms, others straight up died, he was part of something, a purpose, a cause, whatever it was, he was happy to be part of something great, at least, they told him it was something great, he was very lucky, or so he thought||
||he didn't know much about his mission, he was supposed to be reinforcements for somewhere, they were gonna debrief him when he reached his destination, until then, he just had to be in cryosleep for the duration of the journey.... except it didn't go to plan, not at all, someone made an error in the directions, making him land in a planet that wasn't the planned destination, not only that, the nearlight travel got botched, he arrived 50 years late, in Calliope||
||Now, Evan has no mission, no objective, every promise of a life with a greater purpose, turned to dust by time, the only thing left was the prime tech in his body, prime tech that cost him his entire life||
and that's the lore
shell bison
Also, frogs, make sure to abuse your sensors to lock on then skirmish to shoot a long range weapon.
supple carbon
I WILL
shell bison
You're already a death's head crit fishing
The OLD lore about mech pilot stereotypes before 1.0 dropped was Death's head pilots don't shoot unless they have 3 accuracy minimum
ancient crag
Lol
west phoenix
||Evan 27, Call sing Valiant, was, and still is, a somewhat normal person, he wa...
i hope bro finds some peace damn
minor orchid
welp, i guess i need to get some accuracy then
And some Bitches™
west phoenix
i see i'm a bad influence here
supple carbon
he has nothing, even his I.D has expired
noble ivy
i see i'm a bad influence here
You certainly are 
west phoenix
he has nothing, even his I.D has expired
does bro have a soggy sock on too?
shell bison
I'm going to have to parent max for Hip, aren't I
minor orchid
nOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
supple carbon
damn
ancient crag
Meow would never influence people poorly
minor orchid
soggy socks
noble ivy
he has nothing, even his I.D has expired
What kind of nerd has an I D in calliope
west phoenix
i appreciate you bunzi
ancient crag
Jerry
minor orchid
Definitely Jerry
shell bison
I still recal the days Meow dm'd me for sunzi tips
west phoenix
how nice i was....
minor orchid
You caused your own doom
shell bison
Now you're all smug and a rebelious teen
ancient crag
I do enjoy talking about mech builds
supple carbon
doooom
ancient crag
like I think my doings with the Saggy will go greatly
minor orchid
-# I enjoy... that's it
noble ivy
She’s a 27 year old minor
supple carbon
What kind of nerd has an I D in calliope
the unlucky one
shell bison
Uhuh. Whatever you say honey
ancient crag
She’s a 27 year old minor
Old?
shell bison
Me personally, I am adoring my combined arms arc in other campaigns
I don't need damage stacks, I need style meter
west phoenix
me when my accuracies have accuracies
shell bison
Running it on a Gilgi is just peak
west phoenix
STUB CANNON GILGI MY BELOVED
ancient crag
the Gilgi does give the vibe of a Combinded Arms mech
supple carbon
style over substance? in sci-fi?
shell bison
Super Heated Thermal Charge Blade into Legion heavy battle rifle is a true combo
ancient crag
Style is king
shell bison
Like a melee in halo followed up by a BR shot
west phoenix
hit em with that bxr
supple carbon
hipo showed me the mechs on a stream and i finally understood why people liked them, they are kind of cool
shell bison
They are very neat
west phoenix
my favorite part is that you can just make the mechs look however you want
ancient crag
I have not seen any mech that has like stumped me as being bad
there are some builds I dont vibe but they all look so cool and have baller ass lore
west phoenix
this is the sunzi i made for serenity :3
ancient crag
The head tunnel is gone 
supple carbon
makes sense
west phoenix
instead of having a big ass forehead
ancient crag
but funny head tunnel
supple carbon
style over protection too i guess
shell bison
MEchs are a very easy way to aura farm on your MUSE profile
ancient crag
Lol
shell bison
The speed of those bricks
west phoenix
pull your pants up damn
ancient crag
Void you make me so jelly with your images XD
west phoenix
them some low cut jeans
noble ivy
I still can’t get over how gargantuan that Sal is…
minor orchid
pull your pants up damn
GOD DAMNIT I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL YOU MENTIONED IT
shell bison
I have # Disposible Income
supple carbon
GOD DAMNIT I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL YOU MENTIONED IT
same
ancient crag
So do i yet I melt 
ancient crag
MOOD KINDRED
west phoenix
new people scare me :)
ancient crag
New people are scary
shell bison
I still can’t get over how gargantuan that Sal is…
Ah the saladin, I miss playing him
noble ivy
Mood kindred all around
It’s a goddamn miracle I got brave enough to chat in here…
west phoenix
speaking of sunzi's big ass head i forgot i made this
shell bison
lmao, so real
supple carbon
i had to mentally prepare myself to send the first messages
minor orchid
new people scare me :)
We kinda are :>
supple carbon
i have been lurking here for like 3 days
shell bison
Nah, this is calliope. We always welcome new comers
west phoenix
yeah honestly people here are super cool. most are but when i find people i like its hard to move away from that 
i used to be so polite and anxious about everything i said... now i'm a problem
noble ivy
i have been lurking here for like 3 days
Don’t feel to bad
I’ve been lurking here since November until bunzi made me throw a 
thru my window
supple carbon
what
shell bison
you get a pass, most of the time
minor orchid
and the rest of the time?
shell bison
And juli is referring to the fact she simps for my character
west phoenix
and the rest of the time?
hammers
supple carbon
valid
west phoenix
i take this as a compliment
ancient crag
I mostly stumbled here by complete accident after looking at Iphengia at Midnight
west phoenix
iphengia the GOAT
shell bison
Don’t feel to bad
I’ve been lurking here since November until bunzi made me thr...
I have more bun art to spam whenever you want
ancient crag
(And after I apparently stood out to Void in my funny panicked first message about his ads)
shell bison
the dwarf pfp helped
dire cloud
Yep, Betty is a Barbie main, and she's surprisingly fast.
ancient crag
thought it was to late
west phoenix
https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-crawling-tired-gif-11883184
me when i have to dm anyone ever
ancient crag
SAME
mostly new people
the dms between me and my great RIval Reza is filled with arguments over a EU4 game Eight years ago
supple carbon
i felt like that sending the message tbqh
valid reaction
west phoenix
the amount of times eleonor will answer "just message them" to a problem i have and i just go "oh well i didn't want to finish it anyways"
glossy phoenix
shell bison
BRUH
rancid brambleBOT
Dog crawling out of the vent every time jerry calls the team for a meeting like
ancient crag
the amount of times eleonor will answer "just message them" to a problem i have ...
talking to people is overrated
west phoenix
any bluntness or critique is a personal attack 
ancient crag
Night Void
shell bison
Good night, Calliope 🌙
minor orchid
G'night!
supple carbon
good night
minor orchid
honestly I should go to bed too, fuck-
supple carbon
yeah you said you were going to sleep like an hour ago
noble ivy
And juli is referring to the fact she simps for my character
-# would y’all believe me if it was a bit
supple carbon
im new, so yeah
ancient crag
matters
supple carbon
damn
noble ivy
I fucking saw that, Jenn
ancient crag
Meow you evil
west phoenix
maybe i should go back to an anxious coward me being comfortable has made me a menace
noble ivy
I would rather be a menace known by all then a forgotten coward
supple carbon
honestly if you are the biggest coward you wont be forgotten
thorn hinge
im new, so yeah
welcome friend
supple carbon
Hello
noble ivy
Pinned in the right corner, you stupid cat
thorn hinge
Frogs have you seen the copypasta yet I can fetch it
supple carbon
i haven't but i can read it in the pinned
west phoenix
i didn't know it was pinned...
i'm used to someone new being here and then ada being like "by the way-!"
thorn hinge
I DID IT ONCE
thorn hinge
O.o
west phoenix
if i'm wrong i'm just a stupid meow meow and you can't be mad at me
supple carbon
finished reading, but if you want you can send the copypasta anyway
west phoenix
now that you have messaged you have made a pact. you are required to share your igf stories here 
(jkjk)
thorn hinge
I could never be mad at you Meow, I just don't remember using it more than the one time which I got pinned.
which says way more about my mental state than anything else
I'm more inclined to trust your recollection than my own
supple carbon
now that you have messaged you have made a pact. you are required to share your ...
i already have sent all the stoy there is for now(?)
west phoenix
I'm more inclined to trust your recollection than my own
oh girl you really shouldn't
west phoenix
i already have sent all the stoy there is for now(?)
i just meant in the future as you play
tbh your game sounds like it has quite the interesting cast
shout out to my girl reverie
supple carbon
shout out to reverie
ancient crag
There will no doubt be many stories
supple carbon
the group is fucked up in different ways, which seems to be the norm for lancer groups
west phoenix
one of my games is very normal lmao
like the biggest problem is elizabeth who likes killing people who deserve it and serenity who is just a petty hoe
the other though
noble ivy
I'm envious from how scrunkly your party is compared to mine
supple carbon
it needs more rifle but yeah
noble ivy
SSC's weakest sniper
hearty whale
Now I think about it I'm surprised there isn't a Deployable that's just a giant gun for an adjacent mech to point
west phoenix
the siege cannon and the siege-er cannon
supple carbon
and before i forget, does anyone have LORE from 50 to 70 years ago in the setting
noble ivy
In Calliope? or for Lancer as a whole?
supple carbon
i think for lancer as a whole, i know Calliope was in the void age if i remember correctly so my character knows nothing about it
west phoenix
there's a couple of videos i used to get be acquainted but apparently some people don't like them
hipo mentioned that he shared them but it may have just been for naana
ancient crag
You dont have a long enough rifle if you cant snipe the moon from the planet's surface
west phoenix
snipe the moon from the next planet over
ancient crag
you know some SSC type assassin has totally done that
.... Thats a cool story hook though
Imma write that down
supple carbon
it must have been a hell of a bullet
west phoenix
building with iconoclast is so funny its like "here is all your SP for 2 buddies and you can't afford anything else"
ancient crag
who needs anyone else when you got Dave from accounting and Cuthulu destroyer of worlds
west phoenix
was experimenting with ereshkigal (what a name to spell) and anything beyond gorgon 3 and goblin 1 doesn't matter i just need the horus core bonuses
ancient crag
XD
west phoenix
[ LICENSES ]
HORUS Gorgon 3, HORUS Goblin 3
[ CORE BONUSES ]
The Lesson of the Held Image, The Lesson of Shaping
[ TALENTS ]
Iconoclast 3, Bonded 3, House Guard 2, Spotter 1
[ STATS ]
HULL:2 AGI:0 SYS:2 ENGI:4
STRUCTURE:4 HP:19 ARMOR:0
STRESS:4 HEATCAP:9 REPAIR:4
TECH ATK:+3 LIMITED:+2
SPD:4 EVA:8 EDEF:14 SENSE:8 SAVE:15
[ WEAPONS ]
FLEX MOUNT: Autopod
MAIN MOUNT: Assault Cannon
MAIN MOUNT: Vorpal Gun
[ SYSTEMS ]
Unstable NHP, //SCORPION V70.1, SCYLLA-Class NHP, EVA Module, ERESHKIGAL-Class NHP```
something like this was the plani have a good loop with memetic spark and scylla to build up transcension and ereshkigal will help clear the heat from scylla, and also look fucking cool vaporizing poor souls
if i didn't want the autopod with held image i wanted to go kobold 3 to keep people from running but i can't afford it, maybe in a theoretical LL7 build... like thats ever gonna happen
west phoenix
a lot of wasted licenses but thats what having expensive builds like look like
the only things that aren't an NHP are scorpion, eva module (required), and autopod costing 1sp
dire cloud
Shame you can't fit Technophile in as well.
west phoenix
i could, but it was that or bonded. they have a battle buddy and with house guard/spotter/held image/scorpion that adjacency really matters
if that doesn't work out technophile could be nice. a full clown car of NHPs
i think -1 damage and the risk of a cascade here and there and the loss of the reroll isn't as impactful as the accuracy to saves and, more importantly, the overwatch considering most of my attacks are off my turn
hhmm... i could remove house guard 2 and spotter and get technophile 2. idk if that's worth it though
but again this is all 6 years from now, i have time
balmy obsidian
I fucking saw that, Jenn
What was it 
balmy obsidian
it needs more rifle but yeah
silver pumice
a friend wants to know if they pick fights with the knights of the dark core
last leaf
a friend wants to know if they pick fights with the knights of the dark core
alas we're only on chapter 2 rn
silver pumice
alas
upbeat hemlock
I don't know how to make this train station name a lancer joke, but I'm sure there's a way
shell bison
Good Morning Calliope 🌅
silver pumice
hello chatroom! i have contacted two separate artists for lynk comms. i need to see my bleeby
willow needle
shell bison
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/645137498577698833/1281829935714930791/ezgif-7-919d67930d.gif
balmy obsidian
by the passions what is this
shell bison
petting
minor orchid
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/645137498577698833/1281829935714930791/ez...
woah, tenna coded!
Also, morning Calliope :>
clever cloud
jenny wtf go to sleep
west phoenix
jenny wtf go to sleep
No i am forced to engage in capitalism
willow needle
I am eepy i was just forcibly pulled from good eep
samee
i was woken up 2 hours earlier for a doctors appoitment that is actually more than a month away....
minor orchid
I hear thunder, pitter-patter.
All I hear is the coffee machine broke
no more anti-eep juice
west phoenix
All I hear is the coffee machine broke
I would die
balmy obsidian
...Wait what was that about my dad
willow needle
tbh what coffee achieves is make me super sleepy
balmy obsidian
See? Evil. Evil sleep potion of bitterness.
willow needle
might be because i have audhd tho ahaha
balmy obsidian
EVIL POTION I SAY.
minor orchid
thanks for the reminder I need to refill my bottle(?)
silver pumice
woah, tenna coded!
this is certainly one of the things people have said about lynk
minor orchid
this is certainly one of the things people have said about lynk
Wonderful, I believe deserves more :>
silver pumice
more completely they look like this
minor orchid
Look I am biased to colour purple but
balmy obsidian
purple is good
willow needle
more completely they look like this
TV HEAD
balmy obsidian
It's close to blue and is therefore good
willow needle
minor orchid
Yeah, so fuckin' pretty I love them
silver pumice
purple is very awesome
west phoenix
EVIL POTION I SAY.
There are worse things to be addicted to. Like Homestuck
minor orchid
also I just saw
balmy obsidian
True
minor orchid
THE LYNX STUB IS A NEURAL PORT
balmy obsidian
Thank god I'm not addicted to Homestuck
silver pumice
THE LYNX STUB IS A NEURAL PORT
friend's idea
minor orchid
Meow what does that reaction mean(?)
silver pumice
they can also extend a SES cable from it
silver pumice
another homestuck in chat. welcome
balmy obsidian
Homestuck flashbangs happen often here
silver pumice
vex is a homestuck and put homestuck references in igf
balmy obsidian
and ada exists
silver pumice
and ada exists
shell bison
and ada exists
balmy obsidian
permanently radiates homestuck particles
willow needle
fortunately that happened like a decade ago so i barely remember anything
all that mind space was occupied by birds and ttrpgs
west phoenix
teen years flashbacks
You'll get a lot of those this campaign
Maybe the worms are just waiting to reactivate like a sleeper agent
minor orchid
I thankfully... had to google what homstuck is(?)
silver pumice
oh god
willow needle
i was pulled in agaisnt my will during the time i was a cosplayer asdhashdhsadhsah
balmy obsidian
so much grey paint
There will always be at least one person in any given IGF group that knows about homestuck.
silver pumice
everyone in wwnb knows about homestuck but im the one who read it to completion (excluding postcanon)
i tried to read postcanon and constantly fell asleep
west phoenix
Poor Primo's character, every time we move over to an image with background characters she's like "NOOOO FUCK"
shell bison
The context of that gif
silver pumice
it was worth it. i think
balmy obsidian
I tried reading postcannon as well but i lost interest
willow needle
(idk the context of the gif sorry ahah)
silver pumice
i guess it indirectly caused permanent physical damage to my laptop though
willow needle
hasahshahash
west phoenix
Whoever the green Homestuck is with the funny sunglasses in igf i can only see them(?) as chie sakonaka from persona
balmy obsidian
sunglasses is always either dirk or dave
balmy obsidian
unless
silver pumice
balmy obsidian
no wait
silver pumice
her?
west phoenix
I have no idea, I'm thinking of the igf hells gate image at GMS generic bar
silver pumice
oh yeah thatd be terezi
silver pumice
one of my faves fr
west phoenix
Distinct lack of green compared to the igf reference
balmy obsidian
fairly sure dave was on the table accross as well
balmy obsidian
then on the icebreaker there's the worst character ever
west phoenix
Especially Jerry
west phoenix
Thats why he's so miserable
balmy obsidian
then for next chapter we have rose and kanaya, along the second worst character ever
silver pumice
TRUE
minor orchid
oh god
balmy obsidian
chapter 4 i did not notice anyone but i'm fairly sure there aren't any
silver pumice
chapter 4 put on Serious Mode
balmy obsidian
locked on
west phoenix
When my stucks aren't home
balmy obsidian
when grass touched
prime terrace
I present a "How much of a lunatic are they" chart featuring my players!
And also two NPCs they befriended
minor orchid
Very safe scrimblo
formal garden
guess what the lunatic (me) does
west phoenix
I present a "How much of a lunatic are they" chart featuring my players!
And al...
Who is Wren assuming it is that game
minor orchid
guess what the lunatic (me) does
prime terrace
guess what the lunatic (me) does
They used a flamethrower during ||Killer Sound||
silver pumice
being enlightened doesn't mean an nhp can't be batshit insane
prime terrace
Who is Wren assuming it is that game
The bearded man in Dabbles in Deviousness
minor orchid
# They used a flamethrower during ||Killer Sound||
... how-
west phoenix
# They used a flamethrower during ||Killer Sound||
You know Ari is gonna do that too
minor orchid
MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY
formal garden
pyrotechnics
balmy obsidian
To bring up the heat
prime terrace
the most scary part to running this campaign isnt the players, though
it's the fact one of the players is an original backer for IGF, and their character is right there
i fear
west phoenix
In ch2 ||killer sound i tried to agree with Eleonor "actually it's good if i use veil rifle because I'm giving the crowd a light show and soft cover"|| but she hates me and fun
west phoenix
It is an accurate weapon, yes
balmy obsidian
that fight is so peak
prime terrace
the most scary part to running this campaign isnt the players, though
**it's th...
Their backer character is a certain sign language user in chapter 3
west phoenix
It's gonna fuck me up with Archie because of the iconoclast line
prime terrace
The gang is currently halfway through Chapter Three
balmy obsidian
(ch2) ||I stepped on the dance floor, pointed at someone, cast puppet systems and went "NOW YOU, DANCE", rolled 20+ and sent them away||
I was very happy
prime terrace
CHAPTER 3 SPOILERS: Oh yeah i also referenced Clover because ||one of the prisoners in the Steele Dome is a certain mantis||
prime terrace
(ch2) ||I stepped on the dance floor, pointed at someone, cast puppet systems an...
LMAO
Chungma dabs whilst an enemy is forced to griddy off the stage
balmy obsidian
shell bison
prime terrace
BWAHAHAHA
balmy obsidian
🫵🏼 LATINAS
west phoenix
I'll never forget our unc, monotone player going ||"hey, gm, as a free action: I'd like to twerk"||
prime terrace
🫵🏼 LATINAS
west phoenix
🫵🏼 LATINAS
Shadow.jpeg
WHERE
minor orchid
Latinas indeed
shell bison
Don't make me get Char in the mexican hoodie image
minor orchid
Las latinas son eternas
balmy obsidian
You can't fool me I know you're already reaching for it
formal garden
getting the plasma thrower at ghengis 3 is going to be quite funny
also WOO latinas
prime terrace
getting the plasma thrower at ghengis 3 is going to be quite funny
killing you
formal garden
not if i stress myself to death first
west phoenix
Man
I
Love
Females
prime terrace
yippeee
~ Straight guy
CHAT NO DONT HIT ME WITH LESBIAN BRICKS I DONT WANT TO ENTER WOMEN-ONLY SPACES THATS FOR THEM TO ENJOY
i dont like making people uncomfortable 
west phoenix
Too late THIS IS A JOKE I LOVE YOU PIXEL
prime terrace
WAAAAH
formal garden
Chat, lesbian brick react him
balmy obsidian
I am sorry but you have been assigned man lesbian for the next 30 minutes
west phoenix
Luckily for you i am about to go to work and disappear for like two hours
balmy obsidian
Two hours of peace
west phoenix
Fuck no
west phoenix
This place is my peace
balmy obsidian
You misunderstand
west phoenix
I get to throw bricks here
balmy obsidian
I am the one at peace for two hours 
west phoenix
Ok leaving forever
prime terrace
Me watching people hit me with Lesbian bricks (Does this make me trans)
west phoenix
Hold down the fort juli
balmy obsidian
Damn
willow needle
CHAT NO DONT HIT ME WITH LESBIAN BRICKS I DONT WANT TO ENTER WOMEN-ONLY SPACES T...
you have been granted "honorary lesbian", congrats
balmy obsidian
Guess you weren't an abacus after all...
west phoenix
Me watching people hit me with Lesbian bricks (Does this make me trans)
Only if you want it to
prime terrace
you have been granted "honorary lesbian", congrats
AM I ONE OF THE GALS NOW?
west phoenix
No you can be a cis man but a lesbian
prime terrace
Am I that one guy who they let in because he's cool
west phoenix
Leo has demonstrated that
balmy obsidian
Hello
willow needle
AM I ONE OF THE GALS NOW?
prime terrace
good point
willow needle
(i need to finish that drawing)
minor orchid
The council has the power now
willow needle
the council has decided, you are lesbian
balmy obsidian
I'm still not entirely sure what being a man lesbian even means to be honest
prime terrace
balmy obsidian
I'm just happy to be included
minor orchid
I am not sure what it means either
but this place rocks, and that's all I need to know :>
shell bison
I feel like a parent leaving their kids to do one task and I return and one of them is covered in peanut butter what happened????
minor orchid
not that kind of rock-damnit
balmy obsidian
I would never cover myself in peanut butter, that's terribly wasteful, I'd eat it all instead.
willow needle
not that kind of rock-damnit
formal garden
Rock and stone
prime terrace
I feel like a parent leaving their kids to do one task and I return and one of t...
I'm a lesbian apparently
balmy obsidian
-# DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE
formal garden
God i love this server
shell bison
eff it, here yo go.
minor orchid
-# DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE
I AM A DWARF AND AM DIGGIN' A HOLE
minor orchid
eff it, here yo go.
NO WAY LATINA BUN?!
balmy obsidian
thankfully no one was looking at my screen 
prime terrace
eff it, here yo go.
Hello yes Bunzi can i loudly bark?
minor orchid
x2, respectuflly(?)
prime terrace
minor orchid
god I can't even write properly
balmy obsidian
formal garden
x3, respectfully
willow needle
x4, respectuflly
clever cloud
disrespectfully, im oogling
balmy obsidian
It's tough balancing out the horny of so many people
clever cloud
I want to break free
shell bison
At this point I just watch it happen and sip my matcha
clever cloud
I want to Break Free
formal garden
Your going to need a super soaker
shell bison
Hello yes Bunzi can i loudly bark?
for comedic effect, yes
prime terrace
for comedic effect, yes
WOOOF BARK WOOFOWOFOOEOFOFOWOOOOFOFOAWOOHOWLWOAOWOAAOWOWOWOOO
clever cloud
Pixel: 🐕🦺
balmy obsidian
I do not know what housebroken means
clever cloud
when you teach a dog not to shit on the couch
balmy obsidian
gotcha
shell bison
Wild to make such a claim
how can you do blackbeard pilots like that
fucked up, scoobert
supple carbon
god I can't even write properly
typical hipo
formal garden
how can you do blackbeard pilots like that
A squeaky toy shaped like a witch ?
shell bison
tame tide
Me, in an all boys school a couple years ago: "hehe, I'm a Lesbian because Lesbian's are attracted to women and so am I 😎 "
Me, a couple years later NB and considering HRT: "huh..."
balmy obsidian
gottem
minor orchid
Me, in an all boys school a couple years ago: "hehe, I'm a Lesbian because Lesbi...
such are the turns in life :>
balmy obsidian
i've made that joke before but i'm not worried
shell bison
huh, since two of my players in my friday game are performers I should probably prep more artist/entertainers npcs to be met
minor orchid
formal garden
https://bsky.app/profile/ela-bambust.bsky.social/post/3lvos35pjjk2f
How about a tokugawa pilot ?
supple carbon
what are the stereotypes of pilots?
noble ivy
Good morning calliope
shell bison
There's a few actually
noble ivy
Hallo
supple carbon
hello
minor orchid
Morning!
clever cloud
Hi
shell bison
Black beard pilots are either die hard msmc mercs or bitch lesbians
Deaths head pilots never shoot I unless they have stupid amounts of accuracy forgetting it doesn't stack
Tortuga pilots only dsas, frag sig, eat hot chip and boarding action.
noble ivy
How about a tokugawa pilot ?
You gave me the opportunity to bring up one of the worst bits from this thread
balmy obsidian
bitch lesbians???
shell bison
Tokugawa pilots are secretly DBZ fans
Meant to type butch lesbian but auto correct hit me
noble ivy
And house trained it somehow relevant
formal garden
Im a toku main lol
noble ivy
Tokugawa pilots are secretly DBZ fans
Secretly?
supple carbon
damn
balmy obsidian
tacos goku 🔥
noble ivy
Goku and Vegeta where there for me growing up
They’re always there for us
clever cloud
I've watched DBZ: Abridged more times than the original. To me, Goku just sounds like that now
shell bison
Growing up is me realizing I like Vegeta more because he fails a lot but still has pride in himself and I vibe with that. He just like me frfr
balmy obsidian
Vegeta is a boyfailure
clever cloud
Cell saga Vegeta: "MY BABY BOY!!"
formal garden
Black beard pilots are either die hard msmc mercs or bitch lesbians
Deaths hea...
Do you have any more of those ?
noble ivy
Vegeta is a boyfailure
You see the world as I do now…
supple carbon
what do you mean humanity nuked themselves
clever cloud
the unreleased clips for the Buu saga came out last year and Vegeta is a fucking hoot for it
especially Gogeta
formal garden
I've watched DBZ: Abridged more times than the original. To me, Goku just sounds...
Love hellsing abridged
clever cloud
"I will FIGHT YOU in a Moment"
formal garden
"Bitches love cannons"
noble ivy
You gave me the opportunity to bring up *one of the worst bits* from this thread
I finally found it, The horrific bit about the Tokugawa
formal garden
Noooooo
balmy obsidian
Who even WRITES dates as mm/dd/yyyy
supple carbon
damn
balmy obsidian
Disgusting
supple carbon
wait that's true wtf,
noble ivy
Who even WRITES dates as mm/dd/yyyy
🇺🇸 
willow needle
holy shit i didnt know 2025 had 6 more months
formal garden
I just think of it as indecent exposure
supple carbon
holy shit i didnt know 2025 had 6 more months
i forget it sometimes too
clever cloud
Who even WRITES dates as mm/dd/yyyy
I will forever die on the hill of yyyy-mm-dd
balmy obsidian
then perish
clever cloud
LEXICOGRAPHICALLY SORTED DATES!!
supple carbon
dd/mm/yyyy is better, easy, basic, you know what it means the moment you see it
balmy obsidian
clearly the fact that there are other ways should not be a reason to consider other options and their benefits
because that would mean what i was taught is possibly wrong and we can't have that
clever cloud
I honestly prefer writing out the 3 letter month than writing a number
03 / Jul / 1998
tame tide
I finally found it, The *horrific bit* about the Tokugawa
"One of the worst parts of this thread"
Startingg message is me
IDK if I should be ashamed or proud
shell bison
Do you have any more of those ?
Sunzi pilots seem to be trickster coded.
Vlad pilots have one of the best techs in the same via HMG and Heavy gunner talent but you never see one do it cause they think meta chasing is cringe, also Gurren Lagann fans
Dusk Wing Pilots somehow always make enemies fail saves on stun crown
Peggy pilots are the pitbulls of lancer with grunts.
supple carbon
interesting
willow needle
03 / Jul / 1998
i mean thats the normal way to put dates imo
supple carbon
yeah
shell bison
Now I need to think of stereotypes of all frames in lancer
noble ivy
"One of the worst parts of this thread"
*Startingg message is me*
IDK if I shoul...
Your are certainly not anywhere near the worst parts of any thread
But as for bits we’ve done… this was up there
clever cloud
Is that I don't know which month is which
how??
willow needle
i'd love for stereotypes about amber phantom
shell bison
oh that's easy
balmy obsidian
for the same reason i have no idea which letter of the alphabet is the 17th unless i count them in my head
Because I am very stupid
supple carbon
if it's accurate im gonna laugh naana
clever cloud
one of these is way less stupid...
balmy obsidian
No they're the same
shell bison
Amber Phantom pilots will dive an invis enemy, say they got this, use their full action, overcharge and everything else you can think of and never hit the enemy and then proceed to slam their desk on mic like a vtuber
tame tide
8th month is August, 12th is december... 1st and 2nd is Jan and feb
balmy obsidian
Just flipped around
tame tide
Simple as
willow needle
for the same reason i have no idea which letter of the alphabet is the 17th unle...
wait thats something people know?
tame tide
The rest I need to recite the alphabet
willow needle
supple carbon
wait thats something people know?
only psychopaths
shell bison
(That one is brought to you by my fellow pc in IGF)
supple carbon
interesting stereotype
clever cloud
amber phantomis the yugioh player
willow needle
Amber Phantom pilots will dive an invis enemy, say they got this, use their full...
lmao, well have to see when i get my amber phantom
balmy obsidian
Amber Phantom : "Wow, a massive play undone by a SINGLE CARD."
supple carbon
lmao, well have to see when i get my amber phantom
you're very lucky, so if it happens it will be funny
shell bison
A more general stereotype is the foreverest player. They play everest. That's it. They barely invest into a mech outside of a niche roll they want to fill in their kit that happened once in a combat.
They know the everest is just the 5e fighter with second wind and that's how they like it. Probably a pnet regular
balmy obsidian
My dude have you ever played a human fighter?
willow needle
tbh, based
shell bison
They also may have never played beyond ll3 but they know damn well everest will survive high tier lancer
balmy obsidian
no longer bound by vancian casting bullshit
dire cloud
So what about the Barbarossa player?
balmy obsidian
they miss
supple carbon
damn
clever cloud
they miss
noble ivy
they also cry
dire cloud
My dude have you ever *played* a human fighter?
Only in 4E.
balmy obsidian
my braincell now thanks eleonor
clever cloud
i was hoping to start a chain
balmy obsidian
nope, sorry, only brain stealing
dire cloud
4E human fighters are extremely based.
shell bison
Barbarosa players come in two flavors. They lean HEAVILY into the artillery battery role. They maxamize range and fire power at the expense of not moving to OBJ enless to get a sight line. They are usually pretty chill.
Then there is the funny melee barbie's that make a kit so wildly off base to just go in, be a BIG MELEE BRUISER and just do it pretty well and become a big target for enemies
supple carbon
no naana, lancer in 9 days
balmy obsidian
Lancer in two days
balmy obsidian
In 3 hours (provided I don't forget i will post the gif in group chat
If I forget I will most likely get bullied again
dire cloud
Barbarosa players come in two flavors. They lean HEAVILY into the artillery batt...
Betty is actually the third kind. She's a midrange striker with a Thermal Lance, a Mortar, and an exotic AP Assault Rifle that's a Cannon instead.
tame tide
WHO OUT PLAYING LANCER ON THEY THURSDAY!!Y!Y!!!
balmy obsidian
Not me...
tame tide
noble ivy
Lancer thursdays for me
-# until fall semesters take a sledge hammer to all my players schedules...
tame tide
Summer resits season
😭
Love the "It's summer, so people should be free right?"
I've had bi-weekly sessions for a couple months
noble ivy
alright, I'm done moping about future scheduling demons
Y'all want to know what shenanigans Hell's Greatest Assholes are up to this week?
give me a few moments to type something up
alright, so last week I threw a full strength combat scene at them as a warm-up because i knew they could handle it (they ended it with barely a scratch)
supple carbon
damn
noble ivy
and, since I have two new players joining mid chapter 2 now's the session where they are quickly hired onto the SRT
They thought they were just getting their personal mechs back but found out some chicanery is going on
[actual CH2 spoilers now] ||they ended last session by dragging the unconscious pilot of an exotic commander onto a getaway train so now i get to|| lore dump like a mad man ||when they try to interrogate him||
limber fossil
one more day before grandma squad becomes real
so excited for the saviours of calliope to rise up....
from their beds. need to creak out the arthritis first things first, then find their dentures
3 grandmas (all realtime 200 years to 3000 years) and their adopted daughter (young woman chosen as the oracle of god)
west phoenix
eff it, here yo go.
That is BARELY A HOODIE
balmy obsidian
"We like older women here"
noble ivy
love me some centuries old hags saving the world
-# and old lady yuri if that's on the table
west phoenix
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON THIS INSTANCE OLD YOUNG LADY
balmy obsidian
I am curious about the oracle
noble ivy
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON THIS INSTANCE ~~OLD~~ YOUNG LADY
Girl, Charlotte had her entire ass hanging out the other day.
this is the best you're getting
limber fossil
technically speaking my PC's only middle aged in like real life terms
subjectively 80 years old
west phoenix
# WHO OUT PLAYING LANCER ON THEY THURSDAY!!Y!Y!!!
I normally would be 
balmy obsidian
I can't help but be fascinated by oracles
noble ivy
of course you are, you magus
balmy obsidian
limber fossil
I was originall thinking i'd make her kind of a whore for the bit, but i decided to can it to make space for ADDITIONAL TRAUMA
balmy obsidian
Now tell me your greatest fear
west phoenix
Girl, Charlotte had her *entire ass* hanging out the other day.
this is the be...
Y'all need help
limber fossil
our blorbos are 70% TRAUMA and 30% FUCKING SEND IT
west phoenix
This is a severe thirst unseen before
west phoenix
I have a normal amount of thirst
balmy obsidian
Down horrendous
limber fossil
this will be my first character who isn't a slut atp
noble ivy
Now tell me your greatest fear
you must tell me... [CH5 SPOILER] ||did you use that bond power on the crone...||
balmy obsidian
you must tell me... [CH5 SPOILER] ||did you use that bond power on the crone...|...
||I decided not to because I am a coward||
west phoenix
this will be my first character who isn't a slut atp
I tried playing one of those but the gm pulled her into the slutosphere like a cane offstage
balmy obsidian
||it's way funnier if Léo never ever gets astral stigmata||
limber fossil
the oracle is like
noble ivy
||I decided not to because I am a coward||
||I only asked because i knew for a goddamn fact my Magus player is going to try that shit||
limber fossil
some young woman who lived as a... scientist_?_ on some asteroid
i'm not sure how but hey, they did
balmy obsidian
Scientist... On an asteroid...
west phoenix
Space rockologist 
balmy obsidian
limber fossil
she had a specialisation in drone tech and AI
noble ivy
may we ask who she's an oracle for?
limber fossil
you may
balmy obsidian
I feel a great disturbance in the blink...
noble ivy
I think leo figured it out before i did
limber fossil
she had a specialisation in drone tech and AI
anyway then the voice of god possessed her and told her a great apocaypse is coming
limber fossil
I think leo figured it out before i did
i'm curious what y'all think it is
limber fossil
anyway then the voice of god possessed her and told her a great apocaypse is com...
and she would be a core piece of resistance in the great hive mind
noble ivy
i'm curious what y'all think it is
on my honor as a GM i can't and won't tell you my guess
limber fossil
lol
anyway now she's slowly losing herself to the hive mind
blurring the line between melissa and the hive queen
balmy obsidian
My bet is (ch5) ||actually chapter 4 but, my bet is the asteroid is the one where ch4 happens, the god in question is triple point and the "oracle-ing" is triple point simulation stuff||
limber fossil
well i guess i won't be opening that
noble ivy
your GM will reduce you to dust if you do
limber fossil
lol no
i'm just another PC
i'm playing the youngest grumpy grandma
technically just a grumpy ma
well... ex-ma_?_
shell bison
This is how I know Meow doesn't go to the gym. The amount of guys and Gals I see in gym hoodies with showing mid riffs
noble ivy
well... ex-ma_?_
-# the question mark gives me hope that it might not be a tragedy
limber fossil
you are free to believe what you believe
balmy obsidian
we have an ex-dad in our group
limber fossil
This is how I know Meow doesn't go to the gym. The amount of guys and Gals I see...
an amount i am forever thankful for 🙏
supple carbon
damn
noble ivy
This is how I know Meow doesn't go to the gym. The amount of guys and Gals I see...
SHE ISN'T WEARING PANTS!!! THAT'S A LITTLE MORE THEN SHOWING SOME MIDRIFF
shell bison
SSC mesh clothing, girl payed a premium for them, let her sow her oats babe
limber fossil
well... ex-ma_?_
she's the hell's gate librarian
shell bison
Fiiine, I'll get her hydroponics overalls and turtleneck on
Can't believe the brick throwers are prudes now
limber fossil
horniness is a lie smh
shell bison
Leo, your morality changes simply for the bit
balmy obsidian
Incorrect
noble ivy
you call yourself the parental figure of Hell's Gate
But you let your blorbo dress like that?
She's going to get so cold...
balmy obsidian
My morality doesn't change, but I will pretend to be something I'm not for the duration of a bit
Me making sex jokes is me stepping in territory I don't feel like I belong to for a funny
noble ivy
Like i said before
I will wield my spray bottle once more if the bit calls for it
-# same
limber fossil
i used to use a spray bottle but then they started getting into it
shell bison
As I said, for the bit
balmy obsidian
I am simply wearing someone else's skin
limber fossil
I am simply wearing someone else's skin
me before i transitioned
noble ivy
bunzi and us have switched bits like how the earth switches poles every eon or so
balmy obsidian
Damn am I doing an egg again
limber fossil
me before i transitioned
(this isn't about dysphoria this is about me wearing someone's skin i am being chased by the police as we speak)
balmy obsidian
There are federal agents outside my house 
limber fossil
me before i transitioned
(can't lie tho the new tits are p banger)
balmy obsidian
A bird enjoyer I see
willow needle
i just returned to check the chat
oh tits
tits are so cool, theres so many different types and sizes
balmy obsidian
There aren't many tits where I am
supple carbon
damn
balmy obsidian
It's mostly crows and pigeons. But that's okay because I love crows.
noble ivy
what's not to love?
willow needle
i have two tits here, they are nesting in the pool of my house
balmy obsidian
i wish to touch a bird someday
willow needle
i work with birds and indeed, birds are cool
balmy obsidian
Ideally a crow but i'll settle on another kind
noble ivy
-# i also have two tits but I can't show them or else I'll get banned
noble ivy
shell bison
my bit is I throw bun art and see what happens
willow needle
i shall start sharing my characters art soonish
pretty moth friend
noble ivy
you throw them at us like pumpkins full of meat
shell bison
AND YOU EAT GOOD, DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T
limber fossil
-# ~~i also have two tits but I can't show them or else I'll get banned~~
Technically you can show them at least once
noble ivy
the devil on my shoulder giving me "advice"
willow needle
i think i will try to give a new look to the moths with my character, ||like, egregorians canonically have several morphs, we only see the big war ones and the ones that survived (the underground ones iirc)|| wallflower stuff ig
supple carbon
i shall start sharing my characters art soonish
pretty moth friend
yippe
willow needle
balmy obsidian
Latinas
limber fossil
the devil on my shoulder giving me "advice"
Legally it is advice
noble ivy
<a:laa_spin:1005973635858714707>
balmy obsidian
Thank you Juli you are also an abacus
willow needle
latinas, my favourite pokemon
balmy obsidian
My favorite pokemon is galvantula personally but
noble ivy
the skrunlyest in a world of skrunklys
balmy obsidian
Lightning powers is one of my favorite things and despite being uneasy around them I think spiders are cool
balmy obsidian
I would not have a tarantula it would freak me the fuck out
willow needle
(cant because of obvious expenses, already have a cat)
dire cloud
I just put in a commission for Betty.
noble ivy
why not? isn't a tarantula just a smaller and grumpier cat?
supple carbon
galvantula has a funny name
willow needle
gotta keep them with heat and most tarantula owners recommend having your own farm for their food, and you have to take care of the farm as well
and with a cat around... eh
balmy obsidian
a cat i can just have it run around the house, pick it up, squish it, pet it, sleep while holding it
willow needle
my house isnt exactly big, thats the main problem
tame tide
and critters in general
Bugs :(
balmy obsidian
a tarantula is just, there, in a box, skittering around
noble ivy
Exotic pet owners intimidate me
"where are you getting this energy from? I can barely give myself food, shelter and enrichment..."
willow needle
tbh
its like you have to keep a heating lamp all day for a tarantula
i have to calculate how long i can have the fan on for myself
tame tide
Exotic pet owners intimidate me
"where are you getting this energy from? I can ...
"I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess"
Maybe one world
I am fed a diet by a massive overlord
Who gives me the tastiest grubs
😌
noble ivy
-# thank god Eleonor's not here... otherwise we might have gotten a surprise lecture on HDG...
balmy obsidian
on what
noble ivy
-# I said too much...
tame tide
HDG
High
Density
Grubs
balmy obsidian
noble ivy
sure, lets go with that
balmy obsidian
@clever cloud WHAT IS HDG
balmy obsidian
Teach me, wise one
tame tide
Hibbly
Dibbly
Gribbly
supple carbon
omg
tame tide
FRROGS
noble ivy
will this be the first bit that blows up in my face
tame tide
Teach me oh wise one poet of frogs
balmy obsidian
I suddenly feel like the uhhhh
you know that moment when a kid hears a bad word, goes to the nearest adult and goes "WHAT IS [bad word]"
supple carbon
a snitch
balmy obsidian
i thought snitching was telling on other people
supple carbon
true
tame tide
Snitching would be "This person said a swear word"
. 💬 Eleonor what is an HDG ma'am???
👁️👃👁️
Hot dip Galvanizing
noble ivy
Frog of Poetry, do you want context on the Eleonor lecture bit?
balmy obsidian
Heavily Damaged Goods
tame tide
Me when hells gate salvage teams
noble ivy
-# leo might be the closest guess yet
balmy obsidian
What
supple carbon
Hot dipping garlic
yeah
it was the other one but the chat went up so, yeah i want context
balmy obsidian
High Dosage Gamersupps
supple carbon
damn
limber fossil
if i could i would have a tarantula :3
My girlfriend says her dream pet is a crocodile so i guess we’re simply gonna have separate houses
supple carbon
what
last leaf
we need more worldbuilding and plot focused abo tbh
balmy obsidian
Fucking dammit, Journey started playing in my head
minor orchid
https://tenor.com/view/petting-aligator-crocodile-gif-25954785
Florida Pets /jk
willow needle
My girlfriend says her dream pet is a crocodile so i guess we’re simply gonna ha...
ashsahhsa i hope it stays a dream, mostly for the crocs sake 
balmy obsidian
THOUGH WE TOUCHED AND WENT OUR SEPARATE HOUUUUUSE
willow needle
(as in wild animal has to remain in the wild, croc pets become severily deformed and ill)
limber fossil
Look, she saw a crocodile death roll an antelope on nat geo when she was 5 and her life trajectory was set
Actually i thinks she wants an alligator
Whatever it is louisiana has
noble ivy
(as in wild animal has to remain in the wild, croc pets become severily deformed...
true, I would rather meet a friendly wild bear once in a while than keep one as a pet
willow needle
ive seen bears in the wild while doing field work ^^ it was an experience
limber fossil
(as in wild animal has to remain in the wild, croc pets become severily deformed...
Oh for sure; she’s studying marine bio and volunteers at rescues and stuff mostly
willow needle
i had to use binoculars for it tho, nothing super close
supple carbon
imagine going outside
balmy obsidian
And see people? perish the thought
willow needle
the touch grassed me
balmy obsidian
All I need is my friends in my funny computer box
willow needle
Oh for sure; she’s studying marine bio and volunteers at rescues and stuff mostl...
nawww thats so cool, im the same, i love animals and mostly birds, so i became an ornithologist :3
sadly theres no much job about this where i live but still trying
noble ivy
All I need is my friends in my funny computer box
an iconoclast build is the exact same as having a discord server in your head
limber fossil
an iconoclast build is the exact same as having a discord server in your head
I believe that’s called Hell
balmy obsidian
Bene
noble ivy
I believe that’s called Hell
you forgot the 's Gate there
supple carbon
the hell gate
minor orchid
the hell gate
Tártaro
noble ivy
"ay Jerry! dis reminds me of tah time i tried some veal on Impact Plaza!"
balmy obsidian
I love Tartar sauce
willow needle
like in Baldur's gate
el porton de baltolomero
supple carbon
lord baldomero o algo asi
minor orchid
bear with me(?)(
willow needle
oso conmigo(?
supple carbon
aowjduhawuod
minor orchid
AND HELL'S GATE IS THE EASIEST ONE
noble ivy
-# waow, i've never seen so many Voladores in a chat
supple carbon
viva chile
minor orchid
it's my fault(?)
willow needle
si
supple carbon
it's my fault(?)
yeah
minor orchid
in my defense...
... no I have nothing
they asked me for the Pilot NET server and I sent the invites
supple carbon
it's pretty neat
west phoenix
This is how I know Meow doesn't go to the gym. The amount of guys and Gals I see...
Of course I don't go to the gym, the outside world is scary and i am ugly
I wish to not be perceived
minor orchid
I wish to not be perceived
Be perceived now (By me)
west phoenix
Online i am a funny digital cat and thats cool
noble ivy
if they have to perceive me then I'll have them perceive you too
west phoenix
Lets dematerialize together
minor orchid
I perceive all of you ||As very cool people||
willow needle
imagine being perceived
west phoenix
I'm trying not to imagine it!
steady adder
Online i am a funny digital cat and thats cool
west phoenix
Literally me. How are you gonna have beef with just a silly little cat? For shame
i am deeply problematic and i apologize
minor orchid
Literally me. How are you gonna have beef with just a silly little cat? For sham...
Nah, you are a wonderful scrimblo
and a good teacher too
west phoenix
I lore dumped lmao
noble ivy
One day, I will make you regret ever perceiving me
west phoenix
I'm on that path 
willow needle
supple carbon
👀
balmy obsidian
One day, I will make you regret ever perceiving me
Extra perception for you
noble ivy
It's always an ominous sign when a bunch of animals start staring at you
minor orchid
It's always an ominous sign when a bunch of animals start staring at you
depends on the animals too(?)
Imagine 20 of these things starin' at ya
how tf are they called again(?)