#In Golden Flame
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bad to the bone riff
# N O
(put a space between # and n to make it big)
(Two versions, even. Magical and Alchemical)
damn magical HRT
I need to run a pathfinder campaign AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
you can do this in pathfinder
When are we starting a game
Now
i played starfinder before my lancer campaign and I can't go back, lancer is so smooth
Is it ethical*?* probably not. Intentional*?* absolutely not.
Does it work*?* RAW, yea.
that reminds me that im preparing to DM a pathfinder game based around the first world (the feywild but cooler) and omg its going to be so gay
gay everywhere
Oh starfinder 2e came out, like, day before
Was out at gen con
idk what that means but yay
Oh gencon’s like this big ttrpg con in america or something
It’s where a lot of ttrpgs advertise and announce new products or whatever too
Neat!
I left for 15 minutes to set up ic chat for my group and I missed the lesbianering...
Also since dress was mentioned
has anyone... have any personal headcanons on asphodelian/Mróz(ian?) elegant clothing? just out of curiosity mostly!
don't worry it always comes back(?
only been here for a day and you already learned our habits
so true bestie
I assume that Asphodelian clothing is a lot more utilitarian in design do to the nature of the planet being so hostile. Lots of jumpers and ease to breathe in clothing because of the humidity. Certain NPC's from that region wear turtlenecks and the like but others have more casual wear since they live inside the dome with more temperature control.
I'd have to assume the more wanna be corpro attire hand me downs from the Icebreaker would fit as more "fancy wear" for special occasions like large parties, weddings, etc.
And SSC is one big fashion statement so
SSC being SSC yeah
HAving a genuine SSC suit has to be like a badge of honor for somebody in Calliope
Or even a knockoff brand
the knockoff, somehow, is more durable
But I dare anyone to tell me people don't rock sundresses in Pillar park on a nice day.
Somedays there's no acid rain and the sun doesn't hit thaaat much
you gotta enjoy it while it lasts! Also you just gave me a huge idea holy fuck
I may or may not have bnuy art of such on occasion
oooh
bnuy art! :D
okay correction I have more than one
SSC gear is V E R Y durable, going to say X to doubt there
also in unrelated thing but... why bnuy? or more exaclty, how bnuy? (like out of curiosity!)
True about that... the X is valid
That said the knockoff could be 90% as durable and 10% the cost
That depends, do you want me to give the short or the long version on her lore?
in this thread we press
to doubt
whichever you feel like dumping! (be warned... I read)
woah, so many uses of preciously coloured brick!
Loading up my charlotte playlist for this one...
Oh lordy hes goin for it
down the rabbit hole we go~
-# sorry if our excitement making you feel nervous. just say the word and I'll tone it down in the future
oh no you all are fine
a customer just called in and I had to handle it because of course I had to.
_First of all, Charlotte Montaigne is not her actual birth name. She was never given one. She was the product of a small sister company to SSC providing Karrakin nobles with their preferred designer children. One noble, decided they wanted a large batch of embryos to select from to be their child and heir. Unfortunately, or perhaps not? Quatra wasn't one of the selected.
The small company had about a dozen children to be born that were not selected and since the contracts stated all other organic material not selected was forfeit to ownership of the company....they got to work. SSC saw them as a potential grab bag to sample and test several different genetic alterations for general purposes and if any of them came to term then that was just a positive outcome.
She was just one of the tree that made it to a proper birth. To say the children that came out as a result were forever changed is an understatement. The three children were test subject for a multitude of different genetic rewrites for a multitude of reasons. This this company was so small there was far less oversight for multiple researchers all trying different methods to acquire some desired result.
They were rolling the dice with each one to see what each got in the end.
Ocho, Tres, and Quatra were all heavily changed from their original genetic parentage.
Ocho male, Tres and Quatra as female.
Ocho was designed to be a near perfect male specimen with a hard code for more durable bones and muscle tissue.
Tres was tested to see recovery of faulty bone density leading to her having a life time of mobility issues.
Quatra was left as the test for higher mental acuity and designer alterations.
Due to the severity of the situation, Karrakin officials looking into the company were shocked and disgusted with the practice. Asked for the aid of an independent contractor to find and "remove this from our sight."
The contractor hired removed the facility, saved the children and asked to put them in protective custody since they were all just babies upon operational competition. _
TL;DR Some shitty make a baby company messed with her genes just to see if they can make her think and look good along with her brother and sister and got saved by a merc with a heart
Worse part, she's never met Ocho or Tres.
Its the reason why I say jokingly Char is a "newtype". She essentially got born into such an acuity that it makes her understand the esoteric a lot more than most. Which is why the Blink is her favorite field of study
Also, here you go. Bnu in sundress art
Ayyyyyyyy
Bun in sundress AND sunhat!
How she unlocked that understanding with witness is another story time but I'm not batting two for two if people have had their fill
fukin love that gurren lagaan lens flare
Shiny shotgun stock!
my question is will Charlotte ever meet her siblings?
-# has the calliope coincidence nexus pulled them into the system as well...
Nope. I've essentially decided that the three siblings will never meet
Because if you put them side to side they look nothing alike.
Only thing they would have in common would be if they were all unmodified they would have jet black hair and green eyes
three siblings, three stories, eons appart in the galaxy
The biggest crime of all!!!!
Don't worry there will be an unoficial OVA(?)
/jkjk
-# one's on hercynia while the other's enrolled in Kavaliere
OVA?
Bunny lore: Charlotte actually got witness training from a genuine moth
The people you meet being an espada
Basically a 30-60 minute anime movie
Oh
That' all the bun lore I can share right now. Hate to flood chat so I repost this
“Is that a grena-“ explodes
I don't think there needs to be an apology!
I have the feeling lore is loved hehe
I always love getting to peak into the rabbit hole of charlotte lore
I know, we all read story times from each other and I appreciate it.
also yes the bun ears and tail are real and do function
That’s absolute adorable
it is! :D
but yeah, in my case I just love hearing reasons and justifications for body modding! This has nothing to do with being a furry and having a jerboa pilot
Jerboa?
My pilot, there is an ironic Valleygirl Goth Catgirl in IGF, you are so fine
Yes I know :>
Honestly I really do love hearing character stuff. Me personally I like creating surface level simple characters that as it get deeps the complications multiples
official statement from vex herself
I myself ended up finding that's the best way! Keeping it simple to explain but also allowing for deeper stuff to happen!
Howl suddendly looks a lot more fluffy-
lmao
To be fair, Vex officially gave me the "furry acceptance card" and now affiliates anything bunny related with me
oh that's wonderful haha

but yeah for me it was weird because everytime I play Sci-Fi, I play humans!
-# you say that like she doesn't already have an 8 meter tall mechanized fur suit
so when the DM just said "Dude you can make furries" I was like... alright, maybe this time I can come up with somethign weird
ok yes she already has it-
I also have access to a ridiculous amount of bunny reaction images
Absolute BNUYma
I only have one straight up furry character in lancer
Actually does Char count as a furry
In this context
Char? 👀
shorthand for Charlotte
Not the blonde gundam character
okay playing catch up again
sorry to say this won't last very long. The turbine will jam quickly as too many pathfinder players come in from multiple directions. Then the whole site gets bombed by a cabal of indie gamers
Never wanted to play pathfinder before but I now realize I could be convinced.
Play Kineticists
Funny rock gets accelerated
other people are allowed to story time! I encourage it! It's jsut that I'm always doing it because I can't help myself lmao
Also bnuuy 🩷
Indeed bnuy
Would you rather :
Study 18 years to be able to cast a single volley of magic missiles before going to bed
or
rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock
I would join but just one day of exposure to lore and even more stuff and I feel the need to go back to rewritting beats-
please enjoy the Charlotte posting
Lucero deserves a better writting
also regarding furries: Of the crew that is working with Vex on act 2, I think one of us is not a furry. He is a vital part of the project ecosystem, because without him the voice chat devolves into a series of growls and barks and meows and nothing gets done.
"Group meowing starts in 15 minutes"
there's no way-
I did <3
Pathfinder 2e Kineticists are great
No worrying about spell lists and having some flavourless mush of a bunch of utility spells
You get an element and can punch people with that element. No limits on how often you can do your element thing, you just do it. Built in flavour and you look cool
-# permission to post a really stupid dog girl meme?
yes
Indeed
I don't have clearance but go
man I wish that worked that way
god damn dog shampoo
I'm always scared to flood this thread with my dumbass shitposts
yes
you understand me
yes yes
I hope it makes sense a lot more now why Found Family is a big plot point for her

oh god
one lore brings another
we crackin' all the vaults with this one!11!!111!!1
yesss good
i saw "crackin all the" and i thought this was a message from juli until i read the rest
oi, I haven't made an egg meme in days
One of my recent characters (In the halo verse) was a fella named Alezander 'Rook' Morazova
Mid to late forties, Blond hair cut into a Mohawk, handlebar mustache, and striking Blue eyes. Built like a brick shit house and towering at the height of Seven Foot Four. He had been a merc, gun for hire for nearly his entire adult life and had gathered the reputation of dependable work (Hence the Nickname/callsign of Rook). Overall his entire build is a towering brick shit out, equipment being a bloody minigun and more armor then the Spartans from halo.
But from that simplistic doing Went into his family being his father and madre divorced rather young, mother had taken full custody and was a hard motherfucker creating the foundations of the brickhouse of Rook. Then from there detailing the.... Health complications he went through around his mid thirties as I heavily based a lot of his physical features and aspects on Andre the Giant, to where in his mid to later thirties his heart nearly detonated causing him to.... Take a rather drastic measure to keep.... His job going by agreeing to do a basically back alley gene job which beyond like five fellas was a total failure and either due to Rook's luck, body being just big enough to handle the changes and trauma (Aka me spending five of my seven luck to get this stuff) he survived.
Which on this complication he is an old and weathered aging basically super soldier working for a faction called the URF (United Rebel Front) fighting against the UNSC right before the deployment of Spartans. Which brings me to my last bit, the fact this bastard has a daughter, so, four years before his heart nearly exploded he got into a relationship that eventually spawned a daughter which he and his rapidly married wife named "Sophia" and..... Rook for a time settled down and tried to live a roughly normal life, he had mechanical skills but didnt like working in purley mechanical fields, he was strong but hated mindless labor, he was decently smart but couldn't take the abysmal work of offices. Which as the stress built and built ruined his relationship with his wife, spiraling into a rapidly devolving situation that the two hated one another with a passion.... And due to this and further he nearly had his heart explode causing him to take the procedure and.... Get back into the field he felt most comfortable in. Its been 15 years since he had seen his daughter last, and about 9 since he last spoke to her with every day adding further and further pressure upon himself but convincing himself it's worth it because he's putting away nearly three thirds of his revenue for his little girl.
Which is where it gets Rook the aged super soldier with heart problems, a ruined relationship with his daughter, and a absolute massive bounty from the UNSC for his..... actions against them (He supplexed a Spartan through a window)
this being his base stats, a image I used for him in armor and one moment
what system is this statsheet from?
damnit, i believed you for a single second...
this being the only thing I ever got close to a face claim
I know 0 about halo, but the fact that I got the feeling is enough-
THOSE SIDEBURNS, YES
I just needed a mohawk and it wouldve been perfect
-# heheh, "this being the closet", heheheheheh, funny typos
This... is a closet
Dear god
There's more
No!
-# having fun throwing
s from your glass closet?
damnit
-# oh god i have glass shards in my arms aaaa-
Mythic, its like a free d100 thingy that a person made
Neat!
This being his armor, with the average armor being about 28-32 with spartan armor being at leas 35-38 with the heaviest beating him on 42 everywhere
With spartan armor being like
power armor and shit
meanwhile he
was basically in Juggernaut armor he mangled about to work and fit him
Legs weakpoint, shatter the bones /jk
I roll toughness to resist bone breakage
he was a physical beast and Im just glad I got to supplex a spartan through a window
imagine, your in a thousand pounds of armor and your here to kill the "later day demons" and suddenly a fucker bigger then the armor your wearing wraps his arms around ya and now your being thrown through a window
oh good heavens
it was my proudest moment followed about six Sessions later when I used explosives rounds to turn the Elite Zealot that had grappled me (By impaling rook to the wall with his FUCKING SWORD) into mince meat.... Bastard nearly killed my poor fella and broke his shoulder ;-;
Yeah but lancer still just runs so smooth, I can't go back
Pathfinder/starfinder 2e is nice but it ain't the same. I need my gay mech game
he was also a evasive bastard smh
If i had a nickel for every halo OC i have I'd have a dollar...
i have some issues with pathfinder 2e which means probably also with starfinder 2e, so i'm taking a break from it, so it's only lancer for now (and a little bit of icon)
twenty whole nickels...
We just need gay mecha stuff and of course our archetypes for rp (Fool my beloved)
have every halo oc supplexed a spartan through a window?
Eleonor and i are working on a project and it's mostly not furries but i know one is gonna slip out
No but a jiralhanae choke slammed one
furries are great okay
since it's currently at least 25% relevant to the conversation
Nono
accurate
well thats not fair, Brutes weigh like 2 tons and hits harder then Gorillas
I love them :)
they are cool
Halo wars 2 and infinite are very flawed but i love the banished 
have my humble contribution with a winter stoat from a bit ago
If I remember right Burk (Leader of the group and Blackbeard enjoyer whom had SIX SMGs on his person) recruited like a whole small ship of grunts into revolting against the jackles and brutes and recruited two Brutes after promising payment in a shit ton of food
Hoistable
everyone knows war is filled with furries jen
WINTER STOAT!
pretty
"so here's my contribution to the project-"
"Good girl"
god damnit haha
I'm being vague
We all know
Its Eleonor's brain child
If anything, we're implemention Vex's Latest work
oh no
No no no not that
this is the correct response
No the fuck we are not i did not agree to that
I imagine it's too late-
excuse me you have my interest now I need to know everything I will dm you
I fear i am lying
A jest m'lady
It's a merc company westmarch
BOO
A mere goof
(no i'm sorry that's cool)
A silly billy
A simple bamboozle
no mechs are being exploited today 
Like.. it's definitely the same setting, but oh god not at all the same tone
Exposed 😳
oh god no stabilize quick-
RSU, go!
that's not true IGF spoilers ||A friend and I both exploded our mechs against Andros after overcharging and failing our saves||
that's hot (hahahahah)
get it because the react- actually you know what nevermind
Come and make me 
lmaooo haha
okay now that my hopes have been dashed across various cliffsides, LEO TELL ME
what gender is that stoat?
Meow you're gonna explode 
Hey I have a question
Oh... Am i? 
Wouldn't it be funny if I said "he"
and Ill finish my little rant on ocs with
My star jewel, the only one I ever got art done of along with his titles at the end of his story (At least the ones I can remember)
Varukan Magoketh, Archon of the Dynasty, High Archon of the Empire, the Inevitable, Seventh Born, the Architect, and the Lesser.
Can I make my mech grapple someone, activate the self destruct, and then eject
Yyyyes(?) (I am a fool I don't remember grapple rules)
Probably not, I'd just respectfully say he looks pretty cool and I love the design
The OC rant continues and I am here for it!
If you say otherwise though there might be funny
As funny as it would be to say "he" (to me), the stoat is a she, she's called Nicole Song, works for a small local SSC subsidiary focused on biomods
I fear i am being affect by propaganda... it's the same image, but the second is doing it for me
Grappling is a half action.... and so is self destruct... You would need to keep the person held for three turns but it seems possible
Okay just so you know I am in love and doing everything I can to not make a scene here
If you grapple someone larger than yourself they control the grapple... But. But. You can also just. Stick to them regardless.
hes my favorite little fella (Seven foot tall bastard), granted the form he ended up as was.... Is much less appealing but I find it just downright adorable
passing hull saves and all that.... the real question being can you keep them pinned and you get away before the big boom?
As additional details the planet she's from is inspired by the brittany region of france so even though they are under ssc ""rule"" they collectively do as much as they can to push back on the worst of their stuff
Also means she is french and slips french words in galcom all the time
When you eject you fly 4(?) spaces in a direction of your choice.
fate worse than death
oh dear god
can i just say i don't like what you're planning here...
Ahhhh..... Then it shouldnt be much an issue
pilots a black witch called La blanche hermine
OH GOD IT'S FRENCH
LA LIBERTÉ OU LA MORT 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷
La Mort it is then
Jamais
I am also planning on seeing if Bunzi will let me ||program part of the nanite swarm with blackwash protocols with a termination clause and release that as a "FUCK YOU DIE" bomb||
Idk whats in there but I am scared with the relations of grappling exploding mechs
look it's not grappling
it's mech h*nd h&ld#ng
This is why Manipulators are important
Hey leo, apparently there's a neurological syndrome called "foreign accent syndrome" that can happen due to brain injury. For english speakers, it most often makes them talk in a french accent
This is why I have manipulators on every build
the reason? lost dexterity and articulation of mouth muscles
watching too much les miserables
I had a surprisingly good French accent when I knew how to speak it
how to what now
soak it
Yes!
I used to speak French
Congratulations on your recovery
Congratulations on your recovery
I remember more Spanish than I do French
girl, how forget??
No. Spanish is a good language.
brain
Olvido
I do not like spanish
simple as that
Like any other skill! You just don't do it for ages.
eat a paella
I don't like paella
Like I have not spoken Spanish properly in 10 years
racist leo arc...
good, it was an insult
I remember fuck and all
great one
Ahora vamos a hablar en español para romperle las bolas a leo
I can understand some words
A miércoles en la punta arriba
no habla voladore...
de abajo, Argentina :>
Mejor :3
First it was "Let's put fake spoielrs to troll leo" now it's "let's all speak spanish to troll leo"
Desafortunadamente, no hay cura 
I am being excluded 
Dios no castiga dos veces, pero aqui estamos
Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch, aber nicht sehr gut
Argentino, y encima, gil
sadly the only german thing I have is my passport(?)
I took a whole year of german and forgot it all instantly. I was really good too :((
Drei jahre Deutsch lernen, dann zwanzig jahre kein Deutsch sprechen
my Discord's spell check is going crazy
It thinks i'm trying to type in spanish...
three years spent learning german, and then almost twenty of not speaking it at all. I've forgotten SO MUCH
Me trying to type in english and my phone trying to autocorrect everything into french augh
I can read plenty of it too
it's all french now
but i cant formulate sentences, idk enough words
Si vous voulez je peux me mettre à parler français, ceux qui parlent espagnol réussiront probablement à comprendre quelques mots parce que la romance et tout ça
did you just say "sorry, but there's no cure for being Argentinian??!?"
Par contre pour l'allemand je peux rien faire
And the statement is indeed true
I believe I only know like one word of German
And that Danke which I believe is Thank you or thanks
oof, maybe 30%. all i caught is that spanish speaker maybe can read this too
Bitte is the polite reply, sort of "you're welcome"
now you know two words!
YESsssssSss
I had a tooooonnn of fun with german phonetics
"If you want I can start speaking french, those who speak spanish will probably manage to understand a few words because romance and all that"
"spanish isn't a problem because you can comprehend most romantic languages?"
"réussiront" reaaaally threw me for a loop there
that's the gist of it
plural third person of "réussir" which is the "to succeed" verb
simple futur form
I love how this started in bnuy lore dump
and devolved into whatever the fuck we are now
I can... sing all the french lyrics in Psycho Killer?
-# i thought we started with "you can chuck forcefem bombs in Pathfinder 2e"
"poder"? as in "can"? or quite literally "succeed"?
ok that's a valid starting point too
see I'm back to interested moment I have to look at d20+bonus vs dc I'm going to fall asleep again
Pathfinder be like:
+2
+2
+2
+2
+2
+2
-2
-2
+2
-2
-2
so many 2
I like pathfinder, in the general sense of being able to make more diverse type characters
Like Dantioch the Tall (I swear I make short characters once in awhile)
Lancer accuracy be like






It is succeed, though sometimes it's used as the "do" verb
For example if you were to say "I did it!" you could say "J'ai réussi!". Litteral translation would be "Je l'ai fait!" which isn't incorrect but usually if it's in the sense of achieving something you'd use réussir instead
I do love pathfinder for chargen
and then you end up rolling normal because sudden

alchemist core
their filthy modifiers / our glorious accuracy mechanic
chucking molotovs full of gender fluid?
Pathfinder2 be like "Sorry this is a single boss encounter again so you only hit on a 15 or more roll and a single crit will put you on the ground
wait you found the genderfluid?!
sorry, i don't think i have enough to share...
-# fiiine I can wait a little longer
PF1e be like: "58 to hit.. miss"
Ive enjoyed my doings with pathfinder
when you finally find the path
leo, i can't really find the etymology or "réussir." I can't think of any latin or spanish words that look or sound like it xD
Then if you want to add even more complexity "do" can also be translate to "arriver" in some forms (arriver being the verb for "to arrive")
In this case it's for "do" as in "the ability to do something"
For example if you want to translate "I can/can't do it" you would say "Je peux/ne peux pas y arriver"
and german borrowed it from you guys
I don't know shit about etymology so I have no idea either 
nah this makes total sense for me as a spanish speaker.
es: "eso no puede pasar"
en lit: "that can't pass"
en: "that can't happen"
ah yes, the funky stuff of language and translation
"Un dia llego a hacerlo"
"One day i arrive to do it"
"One day i'll achieve it"
We have something similar but usually we use "passer" more... personally? (i don't have a better way to explain it)
Instead of saying "something can't pass" it's more "someone will not let that pass"
du und ich beide, schwester
which in french would be "Quelqu'un ne laisserait pas ça passer"
why is it getting brick-nevermind
I keep meaning to learn it, i have like 5 german friends who can help me, I'm just too lazy burnt out and working on different things
i can't read but I'll still throw my bricks when i need to
Takes notes: Meow gets all the lesbian bricks, at this rate she'll build a lesbian house
I live in one
I imagine the natural ordering is more like "Beide du und ich, schwester!"
Build a second floor then!
How about you naturally order some bitches
:(((((
Its been years Eleonor!!!! Years!!!!
oh god-
we're both saying the same thing! im sure they're both correct!!
grammaer is a bitch everywhere
idk german either!!
... I wrote grammaer
i would've sworn it was intentional
IT WASN'T THAT'S THE WORST PART
Oye, hipo. En argentina es sos, vrd? no sois??
you should note down that Meow, Dragonfruit, and Myself are the ones that have been
ed the most
Treasure of a thousand brick
Is…. Is that Latin
unlimited brick works
Ahem
i mean.. you missed by 2000 years but yeah
-# Latinas
sisi, en argentina es más el sos, y el son: "Ustedes son geniales" :>
Si
YEAHHHH
LATINAS
Thank you Juli
Here's a funny thing, "Si" means "Yes" in french, but only in response to a negative, otherwise it's "Oui"
Latias and Shadow are both boricuas for sure
I’m sorry, this message just made me think it was Latin, I’m so smoooth brained at times
Brain full of beefy men
oh shit, french has the 4 fold system still? neat!
The what
yay - nay
yes - no
Don't worry I'm looking
||of healthy relationships||
they mean different things
So true Hip
Oh, first time I heard about that
I don't think we have a nay though. At least, not one that's in daily use
one pair is in response to positive propositions and the other negative
I like my yuri like i like my disinfectants. Toxic
Alexa, play Toxic by Britney Spears
Not chileans and the word "Pico"
Eee ooo eeeee

If i see more than 2% of bacteria survive this manga I'm putting it back on the shelf
let's pretend the yay-nay is the negative one cuz i forgot and it's not longer in use anyways..
"do you not fear god?!?"
"yay, i do not fear"
not argentinians and the word "barco"
I think you're right which is just funny to me because I'm pretty sure I'm the worst one here
several people are typing
Call me tiktok the way I'm ingesting this toxic yuri like they're tide pods
Tide pod chef
I like good healthy relationships
healthy relationships are based
I like healthy relationships too!
I think I've only been active in this thread since june but I've garnered such a reputation 
i agree but i have to keep the bit up
but toxic yuri
i was surpised when i saw the number of messages sent to this thread tbh
Yeah we're.... Not normal
honestly it's gotten absurd
My Lancer Pilot holding the most helathy relationships (she knows a wild NHP, a mercenary veteran and a natural hunter backing him up)
we're... prolific here
I’m a simple fella
dont worry, i thrive among the not normal
Story called "Toxic Yuri" but it's actually a perfectly healthy relationship between two highly radioactive people
welcome
We honestly need to shut up and i am a problem when it comes to that 
nah, when we shut up, things not happen
meh, we're having fun
but what about toxic "i can fix her" Yuri to wholesome "holy shit i fixed her" yuri
That's great too!
Spoiler: you just Jury Rigged it /jk
the anti-trope campaign. we placed 6 highly dysfunctional lesbians in a place that looks like toxic yuri is right around every corner.
but also toxic bad end yuri!
~~serenity and calamity
~~
story called toxic yuri but its about a girl taking care of her girlfriend with food poisoning
Wholesome
who's fixing who?
yes
Yes
Yes
yes
Yes
LMAO
singular braincell
I love y'all
This is why igf is best chat
y'all seriously sharing a single braincell
yes
Saving this
needs to finish with "suffering leads to Lancer thread IGF /j
The screenshots on my phone that will totally not be lost
-# igf is cool and all but where is the ibf...
i cant take seriously that word
IBUPROFEN?!
Ibs
:3
IRS!?
do you mean pounds
Irritated Bowl Fyndrome
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY MECH PILOTS THEY SEND
Lancer's plot is actually about that the IRS is the villain
i havent read any of its lore, but im sure of it now
Oi you mean a couple quid?
This is the lore:
peak
this is what every villain says about Union
superman 2025 vibes
Superman is my dusk wing grappler build
supersonic hugs
flying zheng build
when the zheng flies
I personally can’t wait to firmly get into Drake doings
How about you fly across the country so i can give you a hug 
Still debating if I should go into monarch or Genghis after Drake
How about you pilot a chomolungma instead
No

tempting...
A coward
What could possibly give you this impression
lksajdlksadlksajdaslkjd
I like my mechs like i like my women
Impossibly dense
I could but the party needs a defender XD
This was made by tortuga gang
Up to reader discretion
If they are not dense then how are they supposed to crush my foes
Discretion is not my forte
Ok I need to detach for a while... I need to rewrite character now-
y'all keep throwing bricks
im not at all opposed but i hate flying
having to go through TSA 🐴

planes 
cars 
trains 

TRAIN GANG
i do 
tempting...
I love trains so much I made my pilot's entire homeworld based on train centric infrastructure 
I even made a mech license where the mech lays train tracks 
my favorite part of going to Norway is a fucking functional public transit system
I WISH TRAINS WERENT REAL i have active railways near my house and sometimes everything vibrates,,, eugh
that said i also live near a military airport so my house ALSO VIBRATES with the random helicopters and fighters smh
same... :<
So sorry for your loss
when is it going to be our turn!!?!
shaky shaly house
1860s
Come to france we have public transport (at least where I live) 
You know they were wrong about most things BUT
NORAWY MENTIONED
sup
norway? yesrway
naurway
Eleonaurway
theotherway
There's the Cali high speed rail project that got pushed an extra 10-15 years behind schedule because Elon Musk tried to pitch the hyperloop litearlly just as an act of sabotage.
supposedly they're going to start work soon, but since trump cut 4 billion in fed funding who knows if they even have the money for it anymore
maaaan, the one time Amtrak gets a budget boost, the goverment cuts federal funding for eeeeverything
we live in hell, leo
sympathetic hand on the shoulder gesture
who's elon musk? i only know melon husk
I am mad at selfish egotistical people ruining everything for everyone because their numbers must go up
I can't even say I like living in france becasue it comes with the caveat of awful fascists popping up more and more everywhere because apparently hating everyone that iosn't rich and white is a cool t rend for some fucking reason
There's a terrible feeling of "oh wow, common decency was invented in the 1980s wow..."
yaaay global fascism!!
suuuurely this isn't a product of a capitalist corporate world?!
it's so bad they got me to snap out of my "they all suck anyway" attitude
when my ass can barely even care about any causes more complex than "don't be an asshole"
but apparently even that isn't common sense thse days
proud of you actually
turns out there are people who are just that bad and there are a lot of them
me too
it took me being queer and trans to learn that people in power only care about profit and actively disregard life and people
this has been exponentially exasperated this year with the rise of LLMs. there's C-suites all around the world looking at genai because "it cant strike or unionize and works 24/7"
same but exchanging trans with intersex, its harm that comes from before birth 
Sleep well Leo 🩷
adding this to my list of calling eleonor by weird names when i join a call with her
"hello eleoh-noir"
"what"
you need to say the "naur" part like how a valley girl says no
I thought Naur is how australians say no
noted.
it isn't my turn with the braincell so that's probably true
good timezone chatted room
good pst to you seraph
Oh hey seraph, passing the awake bâton to you 🫴🏼 🪄
personally I think bond exp does serve a valid purpose but it does need fixing imo.
Personally I allow bonds to be acquired between any sessions provided the previous session didn't end mid combat and I do a progression of bond level entirely distinct from LL or narrative timing. + throwing bonus exp to players who have fallen significantly behind the pack.
considering how strong bonds are i do it on level up
because if you run a longer game then oh my god you can stack them bitches up
in eleonor's game if we ran bonds like that i would have 10 by now at early chapter 3
do you do xp or on level up
Xp
you didn't have 10 rp sessions in a row that would have been essentially bond farming
i am an xp hater in most things though
Same
encouraging people to do what gives them a bigger number rather than what they want to do is annoying
"i know you played your character perfectly but it doesn't fit this very specific thing your bond has. perish, idiot"
But i don't mind bond xp because it doesn't affect power levels (much)
and especially punishing to quiet players who like to hang back
bonds are crazy tho
While true on the quier player front
I fear people falling into the quierly dollowing along and not participating
Quietly following
I can understand it but i wanna see the players interract :(
Which they are doing so far in my game which is nice
Also the leviathan banter is crazy i love these people so so much
half our common crew is really quiet, but when they do chime in, they are very memorable. This kind of player would fall super behind on XP even though they play strongly in (quiet) character
I know the feeling...
Half my group is also quiet most of the time but i don't blame them since for most of them this is their first time playing any ttrpg (including myself)
tbf august being quiet is the most in character thing he can do lol
in fairness they're very different games trying to conceptually deliver on very different ideas.
bro just stands there like kingpin from spiderverse and its in character
Leo when i started playing him was very quiet, but because bonds are a thing i had some incentive to do stuff, even if it's as small as saying "i don't like this place" or trying to say something during dialogue
Which i think in turn helped make him feel part of the group
Now i can't stop myself from wanting to Chime into every single conversation
I said i was going to sleep which was a lie but now it isn't i promise
LEO SLEEP
I'M GONNA
everyone quiet for 30 mins
young man, if i see you chat one more time...
I'm sorry thank you i appreciate you all a lot
you too, dummy. now get your sleep its good for you 🩵
leo is right tho. I generally don't like exp systems but there's a reason I kept bond exp (with modifications) rather than scrapping it entirely.
Helps that you can pretty reliably get 1 or 2 out of 3 exp each session from just playing a character who has a backstory relevant to their actions in the present. Which tbh, kinda the point of backstory.
I like EXP systems that reward playing character traits and participating in the process. But the way the numbers work, I just don't like the application in lancer. Either you're guaranteed to get your one power per level (especially in a game like mine where I slip in a dozen extra narrative sessions), or you manage to miss out once in a while which feels awful, especially if you're the only one in the party that didn't' get a power
igf is somewhat an exception to this rule because it has an exceptionally good narrative/setting when it comes to hooking player backstory into the world and encouraging player character investment in the npcs around them but in general I think Lancer's a system that really needs something to help incentivise players to rp (like bond exp). Obviously if your table already likes to rp (or worse bond exp hurts their rp) then bond exp isn't a rule you should use but broadly I feel the way that lancer otherwise has lots of mech combat rules but very barebones rules for everything else really does implicitly encourage players (and GMs) by default to only really engage with the mech combat - especially for more mechanically driven players.
Now as I've said earlier, I don't run bond exp the way it is out of the box because yeah the way it is by default doesn't really work imo. Particularly about when you can level up (me removing the once per LL expectation from it is more a matter of personal taste as a GM).
on the note that the xp system needs a rework, it's because Bonds only use half the Blades engine and it feels really clunky for it
YES
I literally wrote a good paragraph that basically was just this, but then I erased it because I wasn't getting to the point well.
for sure, I think we can all agree that bond exp is certainly a botched execution if nothing else.
I've had a lot of thoughts of how I'd rebake bonds.
Ada's Rebaked Bonds???
I'd be lying if I said that idea hadn't occured to me. I have a doc somewhere with a few thousand words of various thoughts on the matter
I'd love to get eyes on that ngl, if you ever get those ideas into a form you feel comfortable showing to other people.
please ignore us if you don't want to share what you wrote
I won't share that hot mess but I might format it sometime into a shape I'd be willing to share. And get more thoughts and eyes on.
I wouldn't want to take over this channel for that but I might recruit some people here sometime
ada thread!!
yay!!!
I tried to jury-rig Far field rules into my campaign so I'll gladly test anything you write
i am so curious to hear how that worked out
same
someday perhaps
it worked for like a single session
But when i realized that syncing the character sheet with compcon overwrote everything i cut my losses...
oooh please do
i'm pretty happy with a bond power per level, most campaigns you can get a master or veteran power by chapter 5
reminds me of the narrative version of a core bonus
though i guess veteran powers don't do shit without xp 
no that's the boon
last I was here was when Char-lore was being shared and man it has been a climb to catch up with ya'll 
vet powers are powers from other Bonds
no???
point is it's all xp based
That's a boon bby
seriously it's wild how active and fast paced this place gets these days
you get that for free when you get a vet power
Sorry Gray ;v;
girl the FAQ about this had to get FAQ'd on my favorite cheat sheet
POINT IS ITS XP BASED SO IT DOESN'T WORK IF YOU'RE DOING IT BY LL LEVEL UP
YOU CAN IGNORE BOONS
Would you believe that "arguments over veteran powers and the boons granted by veteran powers" is on my list of problems with the systm in my doc?
VET POWERS STILL DO STUFF
listen you fox i will atomize you
Nothing wrong with that lmaoo 
It was a good read and almost temps me to share Aisaan lore here myself
okay the way comp/con handles bonds is especially annoying too
do it
now
s t o r y t i m e
👁️👁️
i will disintegrate Tom for the verbiage of Bond rules
i am rancid today i apologize
Ive played with Bonds for over a year and I constantly remind myself wtf does "increased effect" mean
i want to fist fight someone in a denny's parking lot
listen I'm still mad that it's "accuracy and difficulty" not "accuracy and inaccuracy"
LETS GO BITCH
SHARE YOUR LORE 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
do it.
i prefer the current way. It reminds me of aviation language that avoids negation. It instead prefers antonyms for commands:
"Cross 12R"
--x-> " do not cross 12R"
----> "Hold 12R"
In b4 I find the old story I wrote that was Charlotte first time experience witness mid combat
we speak english here, ma'am
you can't say that today
we spoke like a whole ass hour in various different languages
it wasn't an hour to me, i said one thing and you made fun of me
just like every other time i try to speak german 
nerd
y'know, you put it that way and I might actually have to accept it
but then if I were writing lancer there's be a segment in the core book on radio prowords
lets not
it's because of choppy radio comms could lead to literally the opposite of the intended command if you use negations
RADIO IS RAD JEN
i already gotta read a whole ass rulebook i don't want to read radio prowords to understand the damn game
lancer 2e: half the corebook is how to speak hamm radio
just letting you know, this is exactly how i plan on roleplaying during bella's OSR
you know WHY i'm a drakemaxer? i'm trying to just get shit done as simply as possible. give me the basics and keep that complicated shit done
Sunzi player
funny enough my previous statement is exactly how i'm playing it
Any time I get a chance to have Siren's radio calls come up in game I lock in on the pilot voice and far too many hours of ARMA piloting...
IPSN ingrid
okay but that goes hard and is acceptable
ultra basedstinct
Kaio Ken Based
you bring shame to all catgirls by not agility maxing for the meme
do not dare mock me for your own ignorance
So, Aisaan Grao. SRT Leviathan's technician and explosives expert and closest thing to a Union simp you can find in Calliope but that loyalty isn't as blind as some might think.
They originate from Sol system, the Heart of Union itself so it makes sense that they believe in the Utopian Dream that Union.
They, or she back then, were born to a family of engineers working aboard the blinkgate that was in the system, and through their youth had a good life but promise of a humble life while hearing stories of the Diaspora and numerous worlds beyond. Stories of DOJ/HR liberating worlds, of lancer both independent and Union aligned saving folks, and of course, the legacies that members of Albatross left in their wake, sailing the void to respond any call for aid.
And then they met an old man on the station.
i am a street cat. i've been battered around and i'm still kicking. that's ipsn core
born? i thought they were an nhp...
I LOVE THEM
shout out to she turned they robo bitch
🤝
when mommy and daddy love each other very much, they press Ctrl-V and that's how you were born
OH so they're an android and not an nhp?
leo go to SLEEP
we claim them, it's okay
they are safe with us
-# something something throw me to the wolves robots and I'll come back-
cover me in honey and throw me to the lesbians?
windows connect sound windows disconnect sound windows connect sound windows disconnect sound
was the original saying like that
im sorry WHAT
wolves, robots, I'm down either way. Can't promise I'll come back tho
robot wolves
-# why the fuck do i have this in my meme forlder
saving this for archie purposes
This old man seemed a bit lost, but not suffering from any ailments... despite their scarred skin and limp to their walk. A stranger to the Cradle.
So Aisaan, the ever kind and helpful personality they were showed the old man around, and during their walk talked about how they admired the work that Lancer did. The work that Albatross did. And how they wished to some day be that kind of change out there. Maybe not to change a path of a war, but to be a hero who people could depend upon. And at the end of the day before leaving the station, the man told them a secret.
They were an old member of the Albatross, one who came to see the Cradle of humanity one last time, before leaving for their retirement after a long and impactful career. And they gave Aisaan something, that forever changed the child's destiny.
A pin of an Albatross member, aged and rounded from wear and tear, but shining so brightly and brilliantly.
At this point, the fate was sealed to become a Lancer, regardless of the cost to themselves, rather than living a quiet and comfortable life upon the same station they were born on.
i have a gif i've been sitting on that's taking a lot of self restraint to not post
thank you gray for bringing us back on track
That kind?
That's you
So Lancer amirite
GO TO SLEEP
ada is the story lady idk what you mean
I look away for one goddamn second
I AM ON A BED
what did she do...
SLEEP
THAT IS EQUIVALENT IS IT NOT
Okay but I wanna know what meow posted it sounds delicious
I DO NOT ENGAGE MELEE COMBAT IS FOR ANDROIDS
also, leo, honey, get some sleep
Just said meow
i just said meow to respond to the meme leo posted 
and then deleted it because of "self control"
mmya
Nya
yip i guess
Mrarr
good nyaight
God no please
GO TO SLEEP
mods! timeout leo for 30 mins
we have no furry stuff in the dream team but we HAVE discussed everyone's fursona
Turning my phone off as soon as gray is done typing promise
is there anyone in igf thread who isn't a furry
serenity is a pine marten 
Me
wait you're not a furry??
I am not a furry
I haven't become one yet
could have fooled me
You are foolable
ther'es still time
the funny thing is, my non-furry players dont come round these parts xD
I am not a furry but i have been playing cat mzn singe i was 8
dylan was in the lancer discord but he would just post memes about the taraxacum 
Make of that what you will
From that day forward, Aisaan studied the best way to become that change out on the Diaspora and whenever their will wavered, the shine of that golden pin got them back on track.
In due time, Aisaan signed up for Union military to train to be a soldier, against the wishes of their father who wanted them to live the quiet life. Maybe they would had stayed in one piece if they did so, but that matters not anymore.
During their training, Aisaan took to the training of becoming a combat engineer with affinity for explosives. On the mech front... they did not perform that well. Above average, but nowhere close to being a Lancer. But that would change soon, following an incident involving fellow classmate that almost took their life.
based based based
Okay leo, read this and then PHONE. OFF.
Yes mooooom
good boy
I'll sens invader l-
🐯 rar
Ok that's enough
FUCK I HATE IT HERE
Going to bed
Dogeweird
i deserve that
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
YOU CAN'T JUST SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT
NOT HERE
NOT EVER
im crying bruh
Something like that
NOT IN THE [REDACTED] THREAD?!
See i just did it
LEO FUCK OFF
I mean, you can absolutely say "good girl" or "good boy" but you can NOT be surprised when you get blushing emoji reactions!
You gotta be careful with those words!
no i hate that this place brought that out of me
lmaooo
"that's a good person"
with great words come great responsibility
somehow I feel this doesn't quite carry the energy, but if it works it works
i feel like i save all of my degen energy for here and try my best to be normal in the rest of the lancer discord
that's the joke yes. im quoting an episode of Dropout's Game Changer
specifically: S3's Sam Says 3
in that episode we also learned that the word "cum" doesn't count as a swear
See, I have other outlets for my depravity. What you see here is me holding back.
-# would you believe me if i said i barely scratched the surface of my freak...
aaaand that's enough of that bit
Posting a server link for IGF after dark
we get all get banned instantly
I have been hit with this gif like THREE TIMES in the last two days adkjhvgadlvj
if it gets any worse here I'll have to break my basement open john wick style and grab my arsenal of spray bottles
During a set of mech combat training for melee and closer quarters situation on Mars' surface, Aisaan was paired with the gearhead of the class, who had... without permit, uptuned their nerfed training rig's performance to levels to match that of a combat-grade everest. And tragedy struck. With a force of a warhammer, that during the training from this classmate came onto the cockpit of Aisaan's machine... and caved it in. The lighter alloys of the training rig crumbled like tin before the hammer, as it crushed Aisaan below their waist, horrifying all present and ending the training as their remainds were hurriedly taken to medical, where they were to be rebuilt while the class itself was to be put on hold for inspections and investigations.
In due time, they woke up with everything below their waist having been replaced with high grade bionics and cybernetics... which gave then a feeling of something being right for the first time in their life. And in due time, they continued their studies on Mars, having been transferred to a new unit, specifically made of those who were over 40% cybernetic.
aisaan 🤝 acryl
lost bits of their body in an accident and had to replace it with mechanical parts, accidentally discovered gender euphoria
During the last parts of their training, they found out that this unplanned augmentation had rocketed their performance in the mech to what was seen acceptable as a Lancer, as their human nerves were largely replaced with data fibers along with processors to share the mental load. This only fed to the new sense of hunger that had awoken in them... and with their new unit, they found out about FBC, an operation to transfer one to a machine. Near full liberation from failings of flesh. The pain, slowness, and almost excessive maintenance where machinery could be rebuilt.
And so, they seeked this operation out, and found a base frame from SSC catalogue that clicked with them perfectly. It was small, unlike Aisaan who in their old body was over 6 feet, while this new one would be 5 feet on the dot. No more towering over others and being center of attention for a matter of their flesh, but by matter of personal choise.
Once it was done and complete, they were transferred, once again, to a new unit. The "Ghosts in Machines" unit, all members composed over 80% of cybernetics.
Oh this is bloody good
This is where Aisaan's fate, once again could have split, with them being sent to Boundary Garden, or attached to a force sent to Dawnline Shore...
But for unknown reason to them, they were detached from their unit, and sent on an escort sortie aboard an union carrier as part of the security detail for an diplomat.
...Odd first task as an soldier, but as the order came, they followed. And such, they departed for Diaspora, for an world 20 lightyears from Calliope...
It was... few quiet months after departing from nearest blinkgate, and heading for their destination out in the Diaspora until... tragedy and struck. Once again.
The ship, during its cruise had raised full alarm, to get all aboard to their stations. And as Aisaan and their fellow pilots were making their way to get dressed with hardsuits, expecting to drop from nearlight into a combat zone, they were horrified as all air, across numerous decks were vented into the vacuum of space. Some barely survived and got their gear on, many didn't. Aisaan on the other hand thanks to their new body, could withstand the raw vacuum without their hardsuit... even if it was preferrable to be worn ontop of the hardened chassis.
As one of the first mech pilots, Aisaan reached their everest, the Third Pillar Promise in the hangar of the carrier and booted the machine up, and immediately contacted the wing command of the carrier.
Next thing they remember, is waking up to Third Pillar Promise's computer giving an alarm that the cockpit would be about to be depressurised, as something was on the exterior hull of the everest.
-# before i forget to say this
-# Gray, I'm so sorry for derailing your story time with robo-fuckery
Now, we will change our POV for a moment, to someone else. To the crew of the Ripdoctor, an converted cargohauler made into a mining and salvage rig for Hells Gate... and on the usual spot where they got their goods they found an... everest? A proud and imposing machine, drifting in the same old debris field that they had been to many times before. The hull was untouched by the harshess of the debris field, and far beyond something that aside from select few could get. A latest generation machine, painted red in its chest, blue in its arms, and white on the spiked helmet and the legs of the machine. A jackpot, for how much would such a thing go considering its unblemished exterior.
They soon enough, reach this machine and study it before finding a manual emergency latch hidden underneath the neck of the everest to pop the cockpit open. Hell, they might even be able to just fly it into the cargobay rather than wrestling with the towhooks and-
They are staring down a barrel of a 0g combat rifle, and pair of green, terrified eyes staring back at them.
And we shall now return to Aisaan, in the moment of their awakening.
They hear the boots and the mag-gloves clunking against the hull, and they get their rifle ready, pointed at the door panel of the round cockpit of the machine. The everest itself was in low power mode, so it wouldn't get moving fast enough to deter those who were on it already.
And the door opens.
The unknown person in a heavy and clunky pathwork suit recoils in panic as they see android waiting there just as Aisaan's hardware managed to find the right frequency to for a chat.
A while goes by, as the Ripdoctor and Third Pillar Promise stare each other down while the respective pilots of the machines talk it out, and Aisaan finds out that they were in Calliope. In a system that they did not know about in the least.
Eventually, they come to agreement to bring Aisaan to Hells Gate, where they were brought near immediately to meet up with Jerry. After all, union soldier with an everest just appearing in the system was bizarre alongside confirmed disappearance of the ship that Aisaan was stations aboard, and following eventual negations with the captain of UNS-CV Thames and Union Naval Command, Aisaan is 'stationed' onto Hell's Gate. After all, having a trained soldier with an everest at the ready would be handy for a place such as Hell's Gate, wouldn't you say?
It is as if I knew something like such would happen in the IGF thread, and connected each part by making them replies to each other

shit they know us too well
"ripdoctor" i know what you are 🫵
Well, they do remember their childhood and being flesh and blood before the FBC, so... 
(ch4, very much Aisaan specific lol)
besides that
goodnight beep boop
mimir momento
we love mimir
A friend pushed this song in my direction and now it's joining my playlist for the game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPsLEUjHkmg
Cyberpunk 2077 Temperance ending theme, made from scratch in my bedroom.
ORIGINAL SONG: https://youtu.be/in0UnSUfdls?si=f0dTiY8MIKP0_2Ft
Transcript I guess:
I've started this project back in October 2023 when I first heard this song but I couldn’t get the guitar tone at all. In September this year my friend suggested that they used a bass gu...
I use Can't Go to Hell as our opening credits music
oh yeah that's a classic, great choice
I just stick to instrumentals for gameplay because it's less distracting to me
Oh yeah, same. Vocals are for opening and closing credits only
I should really do opening/closing credits...
Eleonor has the outro set to roundabout which is 100% based
That sounds cool as hell
I am awake again
Welcome to the opposite of eep
New aisaan lore weeee
I don't think the team heard how they were sent to calliope before
It is honestly really great
The discussions of characters is honestly one of my favorite things with ttrpg doings
Previous spéculations included "cascading nuclear explosions sent them to space at mach fuck"
I can send invader's lore a bit later but he's neither a robot nor a lesbian so the council probably won't approve 
i have been wondering what fuckery caused this loser to move from a CORE WORLD to calliope
Invader’s lore? I’m so interested in hearing about the fella
I think you already know most of it? Maybe not I'm not sure anymore what i told and i didn't 
But for now i gotta get ready for work so i'll send that in give or take an hour and a half
Do Bing me for that, I’m about to head to bed. Some last minute fuckery has kept me up this late
Completely unrelated but my players have started talking about ttrpg in character, which means i might be able to introduce gamemaster to them.
you might have but i forgor...
They did tell you during the trip back from Impact Dynamics in ch1 after thw firsr combat of the game lol
I have a notoriously weird memory so I don't remember the dawnline shore being mentionned but that's most likely my faukt
They mentioned that they were sent as escort for a diplomat and ended up in Calliope following the incident, i just threw in the mention of Dawnline Shore there since it could have been one of the locations they could have been assigned to in some other timeline
Regaaaaardless of my own shortcomings, I will do my best to recite Léo (Invader)'s lore (ping @ancient crag)
So, Léo Clovers, also known as callsign Invader, or camyleon on the muse. He was born and raised on a core world, a planet named Arsène somewhere along the Himalaya line about a month removed from the nearest blink station. It's a relatively young place where mechs and mech-related things (including sports, which Léo is an occasional fan of, specifically races), and it benefits fully from the union utopia. He grew up in a nice family with few issues (some hang ups, some people with a story of substance abuse, still fairly stable all things considered). Started working as a software technician in mech maintenance at around 20. Despite being a fan of mechs and working on and around them regularly he never really expressed any desire to actually pilot one for real. He worked for about 2 years without any major incident.
Then disaster strikes. On a late night shift working in the hangar where only he and one of his colleagues/friends called Loriel (or Laure. Or Laurent. Or Laurie. It varies.) the site suddenly locks down. Doors close, lights go dark, emergency lights come on, alarms are blaring, and the mechs in the hangar they were working come to life, screaming, and begin tearing everything apart. All of a sudden Léo is stuck in the middle of ten mechs in an all-out battle, and Loriel suddenly vanished, meaning he is alone. Naturally, he tries to hide, panicked. One of the mechs threaten him with a weapon, but it's arm gets torn to shreds by a nexus weapon, he then gets grabbed by a pair of manipulators and shoved inside of the cockpit of the mech that just saved (?) him.
The inside of the cockpit is inky black, there are voices that are speaking to him, and he feels something intruding in his mind.
The voices sounded as such:
[Grasping at | Holding onto] your [sentience | consciousness]
You [think | believe | hope] that it is [valuable | real | the one thing you will always have]
Why?
[You | Others | Small fragments] are [certain | persuaded | convinced] that it means [something | the world]
Why?
[We | The myriads] [do not | cannot] understand [yet | what it means]
Why?
[You | A witness | The Keystone] will teach [Us | a mind beyond] about [humanity | perspective]
[A new face | One of us | A newborn] will [follow | guide | protect] you
[The mask | Our herald | Your friend] will be [called | known as | named] [Laplace]
[You do not have a choice | You do not have a say | You do not have a way out]```
After that, lights out. He is found the next day after everything has calmed down still inside the mech, unconscious, all systems turned off except for life support and a casket behind him. The weird and worrying thing is that none of the mechs in this hangar contained caskets the day before. At most COMP/CON units, and yet now here they are.
As to why all of this happened or if this mysterious colleague who vanished is connected to it, I dunno, I haven't decided on that at all.
REGARDLESS, Léo is left a very changed person after this incident (which will then be refered to as Incident CF-443). Someone who used to be optimistic, carefree and a jokester is now an anxious, shivering and tired mess. He keeps seeing moving shadows in the corner of his eyes, locks himself up occasionally and barely gets any sleep because of night terrors. This, turns out, was caused by the voices that spoke to him when he was shoved inside the cockpit, The Hundred faces, undefined class NHP, altering his brain structure while digging around to try and understand how the human mind works.
After some time of his situation not improving, he goes begging for two things. One, to learn how to pilot a mech, and two, to have the Everest he was found in after the incident. While his requests are initially refused it ends up being accepted after a while, after which he starts sleeping in the cockpit directly, which seems to calm the night terrors and allow him to actually get some proper rest.
Inside the mech is an NHP as well, the same one he was found with after the incident, and it seems to call itself Laplace. A smug, self important know it all that speaks to people by mimicking their own voices back at them. Claims to know Léo very well, and says he's able to help him get better.
In reality, this is a constructed identity. The NHP in the casket is The hundred faces, though it is currently in a somewhat dormant state and a character named Laplace is currently acting in its stead. Laplace was made to be obsessed with gathering data and to love people dearly (which will come back to bite THF in the ass later but not for now)
Now at this point is where we were supposed to go into OSR but ended up going for IGF instead. Laplace tells Léo that he has a plan to fix his mind, which before the change meant joining the DoJ for a bit, but now it means leaving for the long rim effective immediately to find "something". He won't say what specifically, but he assures Léo that it's the best compromise between ease of access, chances of success, minimal suffering and time before completion. Léo being barely able to function in what used to be his homeworld because of constant panic, agrees.
They then both leave for Calliope, boarding the first ship that would take them there, going into stasis for the transport, and awakening again on Hell's gate where everything is awful but at least Laplace grand plan (that he still won't tell the specifics of because "if I tell you you might change something and i'll have to calculate everything a second time anyway")
He has trouble adjusting, eerything is awful and keeps breaking, money exists, and he very much is not used to be living in space instead of on solid land. He picks up sigdiving as a hobby because it doesn't require talking to people, and pick up the pseudonym (and then callsign) Invader because that's most of what he does while piloting. Invade.
Eventually, Jerry announces that he's putting together something called the SRT. Invader volonteers, looking almost professional during the whole thing because Laplace made him learn multiple entire scripts by heart to be sure he got the position.
And that's where chapter 1 starts.
There is quite a bit of character development that happened to the both of them during act 1 but as for backstory purposes, there it is
Hey Léo
Hello yes did I fuck up
thank you 
Also I should pass out now it's past 1am and I have work
But I couldn't leave without remarking on that
I'm not the only one staying up past 1am staring at IGF chat, huh
Thank you very much I appreciate it a lot, please get some rest
OH
my dumbass thought this happened after he moved to calliope
he got nhp brain blasted a few more times after he got to calliope but the first one was on his homeworld which kickstarted this whole thing




