In Golden Flame

[balmy obsidian]

Oh thank god

[noble ivy]

I'll be 24 next month

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-hitori-gif-27014251

[shell bison]

reminds me how I eventually just started eating more greens in my diet and realized that a lot of foods you see people commonly disliked were just made poorly

[balmy obsidian]

I don't actually have an opinion on brussel sprouts I just wanted to provoke you

Now for my hubris I feel old

[noble ivy]

turns out brocolli and carrots taste way better when they're not boiled for like 5 hours beforehand

[shell bison]

Honey Bun:I could fuck up a whole head of lettuce right now.

...

why

why did THAT get flushed emoji from you

[noble ivy]

-# why not?

[balmy obsidian]

"I'm lettuce uwu"

Something like that I assume

[noble ivy]

i feel like my "bit inhibition" has been ground to dust by this chat...

[shell bison]

Charlotte not even trying to post anything on the Muse other than random life updates and cooking tips

[balmy obsidian]

Like it's your fault

You're the one doing the bits

I'm merely here to say "do it pussy you won't"

[noble ivy]

i never said i wasn't at fault

[balmy obsidian]

I am entirely innocent

[shell bison]

If Char posted one fitness pic Juli would Reactor stress into meltdown

[balmy obsidian]

Probably, yes

[balmy obsidian]

Then again this chat is 40% lesbian by volume

[shell bison]

Point taken, It's not evena thirst trap it's a genuine pic doing dual peace sings like "Yay! I hit a new pr today :D"

[balmy obsidian]

Hi Gray

[noble ivy]

it becomes a thirst trap when you're new record is lifting two everest frames

[balmy obsidian]

"Thirst trap" is as easy as "a picture of a good looking person"

[shell bison]

HEY

-# it was a one rep max of a chomolungma without any armor, mounts it was just a base skeletal fame on a dare and a nat 20 roll don't @ me, I will bunny thump

[west phoenix]

I was typing that before I read this

[balmy obsidian]

Don't thump too hard you might shatter the floor plates

[west phoenix]

Me next?

[noble ivy]

-# can you bnuuy thump be and kill me instantly? (is the bit going to far...)

[west phoenix]

God juli Leo and I are such gremlins lmao

[shell bison]

This is why Charlotte has to play the straight man of the party to keep things functional most of the time.

[shell bison]

Live charlotte reaction

[west phoenix]

Ooooh so close sweaty, that's a glorbo

[west phoenix]

Ain't nothing about that woman straight

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzymice-mauzy-mauzy-mice-silly-cat-silly-gif-3180431354875692494

[balmy obsidian]

I tried desperately to find a better version but I couldn't

[balmy obsidian]

Listen it's hot outside it's not my fault

[shell bison]

she' 50% straight. She enjoys male company as much as female.

[cobalt zealot]

bisexuality, hell yeah

[balmy obsidian]

i feel like there should be a word for that

[west phoenix]

The two dudes in this chat cheering at this information

[balmy obsidian]

Nah I'm good

Charlotte is nice but not my type

[shell bison]

That's fair. I can respect that.

[west phoenix]

Regardless that's still gay

[shell bison]

Bierasure, smh Meow.

[noble ivy]

i thought "straight" was a Boolean true/false value?

[west phoenix]

You can't cancel me any faster than I can cancel myself

[west phoenix]

https://youtu.be/NJC1ZMuzzwM?si=I9RQ9-5ySo2XmzBy

[shell bison]

charlotte needing to address the muse chat logs of Serentai as an arc was not on my bingo card

[west phoenix]

I would download it for ease but I'm on my phone

[balmy obsidian]

he's gonna go "men" isn't he

HAHAHA

[west phoenix]

They are unhinged, she is not ready

[balmy obsidian]

Called it

10/10 no notes

[west phoenix]

There is at least 1 (one) thirst trap on there

[ebon hatch]

you can see the joke coming from a mile away and it's still hilarious

[balmy obsidian]

I love this kind of joke

[noble ivy]

this is Bunzi 80% of this chat

[balmy obsidian]

Thanks Norse big cat

[balmy obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1zlsoLgWqg

[shell bison]

I would agree you should get something but it's not either of those things. Go drink water and get 8 hours of sleep. Jesus

[west phoenix]

This is char

[balmy obsidian]

Did char wear cookie monster pants

[shell bison]

sighs and adds this to the commission list

[balmy obsidian]

Tentative yes

[west phoenix]

YESSSS

[noble ivy]

is this when we devolve into northernlion posting...

[west phoenix]

He's too relevant

"my daughter will not be dating some AI robot in this household!"

[balmy obsidian]

He said healthcare and universal basic income, i'm down

[shell bison]

She has pj pants with bunnies on them

[balmy obsidian]

Grandiose

[noble ivy]

(I need to get my campaign started so i can finally talk about In Golden Flame in the godsdamn In Golden Flame thread...)

[west phoenix]

No

[balmy obsidian]

I thought you already had a campaign tbh

[west phoenix]

We shit post here, ma'am

[balmy obsidian]

WELCOME TO THE MUSE

[noble ivy]

it was on hiatus for like 3 months...

[west phoenix]

And talk about the bnuy and serenity hijinks

[balmy obsidian]

Is it dead? :(

[shell bison]

I've said it before and again,

This chat can be used as examples for Muse Chatter

[balmy obsidian]

put me in the screenshot

[west phoenix]

Anyways serenai and Siren think that the rounder a food is the tastier it is

[noble ivy]

(hopefully)its not and i can start in july

[west phoenix]

We have ordered cheese, bread, and watermelon for the dragons tooth. That's it

[balmy obsidian]

In the future july then

[west phoenix]

The future... Juli???

[balmy obsidian]

Those flames truly were golden

Screen then fades to black and What I've done by linkin park starts playing

[noble ivy]

the true friend we made along the way was plumed in golden flame

[west phoenix]

Both serenai and another member of the squad wield golden flame, and both are incredible girlfailures

[balmy obsidian]

I need to play my ex cultist so bad

[shell bison]

Not my fault you analog horrored yourself into plot relevancy

[balmy obsidian]

what a fantastic sentence

are you implying that serenai wasn't plot relevant previously

[noble ivy]

exactly what happend to my brother

[balmy obsidian]

what

[ebon hatch]

yeah that happened to my buddy Mike

[shell bison]

We're the selected SRT by Jerry, we all are plot relevant

[shell bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1022623855916892172/1385097725476864000/spr_tenna_dance_cabbage_big.gif

MIKE, PLAY THE VHS

[balmy obsidian]

into plot relevance implies she wasn't before then

calling you the fuck out

prosecutor leo is back on case

[cobalt zealot]

Outta the way gayboy I'm 'boutta get it—

[shell bison]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cuddlechvv-edgeworth-miles-gif-22517277

[balmy obsidian]

Go ahead

[ebon hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-evil-doors-gif-4063007781976533838

this gif cuts out the part where Tom is then beaten like a cheap rug

[balmy obsidian]

unless char starts wearing all black and gets a pentacle necklace

in which case i'm fighting you to the death

[shell bison]

Ooooh, you're one of the goth chasers

[cobalt zealot]

I would consider it an honour

[shell bison]

DRAGON

[noble ivy]

fucking wild you call him a chaser...

[shell bison]

[noble ivy]

https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw

[shell bison]

Chaser, more like grabbed by the goth and taken home because a goth found him cute

[balmy obsidian]

unlikely

you will never know if i am joking or not

[shell bison]

we practice self love in this house

Hoisting you

[thorn hinge]

Can I have both tho

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yeet-pulling-cat-awake-gif-20539221

[noble ivy]

isn't that what all lancers are fighting for already?

[thorn hinge]

If I'm running the game, yeah

[shell bison]

checks out all the MSMC merc pilots I'm sorry chief, a lot are in pursuit of the bag

[balmy obsidian]

You can have the bag as long as we all get the bag

The people must thrive

[thorn hinge]

MSMC can be fighting for healthcare and UBC and women with wolfcuts that beat us to death, if you pay them enough

[balmy obsidian]

Not talking about body bags

[noble ivy]

I'm still wondering if i should give any context to this

[balmy obsidian]

No

Yes

Whichever is funnier

[ebon hatch]

"Why would anybody become a Garbageman like the MSMC mercenaries?!"

[noble ivy]

Fine then My brother is the NHP player i keep talking about
you know... ||the one that's becoming a FEATHER fragment||

[balmy obsidian]

Ah

Wait does that mean ||you are actively forcefeming him||

[noble ivy]

nope

[ebon hatch]

||I knew the Dorley Hall and Lancer bubbles would form a Venn Diagram one day...||

[noble ivy]

he doesn't even know about all the forcefembun sunzi bits that are going on here

[balmy obsidian]

is the NHP a he

[thorn hinge]

that's nothing wait till I bring RCBG to lancer

[balmy obsidian]

I do not know what either of those are

[balmy obsidian]

For how long...

[noble ivy]

you say that like the venn diagram isn't just a circle already

[balmy obsidian]

What the hell is ||Dorley Hall||

[ebon hatch]

you clearly don't run in the same bluesky circles as true mecha fans /s

[noble ivy]

a story where ||a trans girl finds out about a forcefem basement operation and boymodes her way through it||

[balmy obsidian]

I don't have bluesky and I don't like mecha

[cobalt zealot]

What? I speak the truth and people doubt me???

[west phoenix]

Neither are an ex cultist. This just happened

[balmy obsidian]

I know but the mention of fire makes me wanna play my ex cultist either way

It would be fun he has a few issues to work through

[cobalt zealot]

-# I want Charlotte to crush my head between her thighs

[balmy obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rMehsu4Dkk

Juli

What the hell is boymode

[shell bison]

Is now a bad time to mention I self indulge a little and sneak Charlotte in as an npc

[cobalt zealot]

👀

I pledge my allegiance to my queen

[thorn hinge]

trans girl presenting as a boy for the sake of safety or other need

[balmy obsidian]

Ah

That sounds suboptimal

[cobalt zealot]

It's unpleasant

God I'm gonna have to try not to thirst for Charlotte openly

[balmy obsidian]

Challenge run

[noble ivy]

Bunzi, just say the word and i'll hit the brakes on my bits

[thorn hinge]

Sometimes it's a sad necessity to maintain safety. Like the last time I purchased a firearm I boymoded hard at the gun shop, but I was still early in my transition and hadn't updated my ID yet. Now it would take a lot more effort to properly boymode and my ID has my real name and gender marker so it would just make it worse.

But also sometimes it's a thing some trans women do out of a sort of paralyzed fear that they won't pass if they try to lean into presenting how they really want to.

[shell bison]

I shall not spoil where she is or of she is helpful or not

And I am currently talking to my artist for a bun in cookie monster PJ pants doodle

[cobalt zealot]

I can no longer boy mode remotely effectively

I just don't bother, it's easier to go out and use my public speaking femme voice

[balmy obsidian]

In an attempt at humor, I am very good at boymoding

[noble ivy]

-# not for long when i'm done with you

[balmy obsidian]

Good luck

Try to break this egg it'll just teleport 10 blocks away

[cobalt zealot]

https://youtu.be/0O-dwWIR1RU

[cobalt zealot]

Now I'm concerned I'm going to thirst over a villain character

[west phoenix]

The secret is to not pass and do it anyways (hi)

[west phoenix]

Welcome to the club

[balmy obsidian]

We must forcemasc the villains to protect the innocent lesbians

[noble ivy]

oh are we staring the forcemasc bit now?

[balmy obsidian]

The hole

I must dig a hole now

I shall return later when I have dug a hole

[noble ivy]

good, get it out of your system while you can

[shell bison]

Damn...that's a cool hole

[shell bison]

It depends, are you scared by blink tec

[balmy obsidian]

Come with me Bunzi we're gonna dig the hole

[cobalt zealot]

Oh boy Harrison Armoury lass

Well Cel's never seen Blink shit in her life so

[shell bison]

Bold to assume she doesn't get it from the source c:

[balmy obsidian]

Funniest mental image of just stuffing your hand in a blinkgate and pulling grenades out

[noble ivy]

Bold to get it from the source to begin with...

[shell bison]

...you had that on standby didn't you

I meant the Voladore

https://tenor.com/view/new-edition-tommybrown-tommy-smoking-gif-26152294

[balmy obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/raiden-shogun-baal-honkai-impact-genshin-impact-melxdy-gif-22371610

Char pulling out the blink charges

[west phoenix]

Where does serenity store hers

[shell bison]

in her shirt and pretends

[balmy obsidian]

In Char's shirt

[west phoenix]

Lmao big enough for the two of them across universes

[noble ivy]

the real question is where does my Sunzi player store his blinkfluid

[balmy obsidian]

In Char's shirt.

[shell bison]

In the big aperature device

Think of it like a big mega buster.

[balmy obsidian]

I hardly-

[west phoenix]

This gave me a very cursed visual that I will not say but I may be able to telepathically beam into your head

[cobalt zealot]

Oh she has a Sunzi from the Voladores?

Or at least something analogous to the Sunzi

[west phoenix]

The sunzi license actually comes free if you're bnuy

[hearty whale]

brb making a Prospector build

[cobalt zealot]

A psychic bnuuy!

[west phoenix]

Okay serenity can't relate there

She is anti psychic she cannot fathom how other people think

[cobalt zealot]

I love having Firmament powers (Skye)

[west phoenix]

Except Jerry. She gets him

[cobalt zealot]

Imagine being a 0.95 AI rated Mind and you get nicked by SSC

Because they think they can reverse engineer how you get Firmament powers

[shell bison]

emapth talent, my beloved

[balmy obsidian]

Léo does not get people, he just reads their minds

(Unveil)

[west phoenix]

Shout out to the single time char used witness on serenai right before she got bonked in the head and forgot it

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hammer-annoyed-giant-gif-24029759

[shell bison]

If a youtuber was watching the show they would be screaming theories about Charlotte's ability

[west phoenix]

Whaaaats up guys we're gonna be taking a look at the top news in Calliope did you know this thick ass bunny has magic powers

.... I think serenai would be the type of bitch that makes 4 hour video essays

[cobalt zealot]

...ngl I think they'd be drawing smut of her—

[shell bison]

gamer, i'm trying not to laugh.

What essaies would Serenty upload

[balmy obsidian]

"The Dark Secret of Inbi Tween"

[west phoenix]

The evolution of strategies in fleetcomm 4999 with her trusty friend Siren

[balmy obsidian]

"What they don't tell you about GMS_GENERIC_BAR"

[west phoenix]

She would make a 4 hour video about how lame Horus is

Just making fun of them nonstop

[balmy obsidian]

You take that back...

That's Léo's friends you're making fun of...

[west phoenix]

Good

Horizon gang rise up

[balmy obsidian]

That's it

I will now cry impotently

weh

[hearty whale]

Importently

[balmy obsidian]

That's Laplace

[west phoenix]

[balmy obsidian]

He cries importantly

Because he is important

[west phoenix]

Brat behavior

[balmy obsidian]

He is a brat

And it's by design

[noble ivy]

which leo is the brat here again?

[balmy obsidian]

The player sometimes if I don't have my definitions mixed up

[shell bison]

Serenty getting memes made of her by Horus script kiddies. (They drew buck teeth on her latest selfie )

[west phoenix]

They're just jealous serenty has game and can talk to women

[balmy obsidian]

Actually can you define "Brat" for me please and thank you

[west phoenix]

🪞

There you go hope that helps

[balmy obsidian]

[thorn hinge]

A "brat" in non-sexual contexts, is someone who acts petulant and confrontational in a petty and childish manner. A child who is acting out, or someone who is acting like one.

A "brat" in sexual contexts is someone who is submissive but acts out to get attention from their dom, usually punishments. There's a ton of depth to what that means though, and I'm hesitant to go into it on this server.

Which definition is in place here is entirely between you and Juli

[balmy obsidian]

Ok see that's what I feared

[west phoenix]

Both

[balmy obsidian]

There's always a chance I unknowingly step into accidentally saying sex stuff

Now that I know I can purposefully say " wouldn't you like to know "

[noble ivy]

i meant brat as in being like an annoying little brother btw

[balmy obsidian]

I am older than you (somehow)

[noble ivy]

I'm always suprised by that fact

[shell bison]

Lmao

[balmy obsidian]

So am I

I am very thankful for Meow existing

[noble ivy]

as you should be

[balmy obsidian]

Thank you Meow, you're great

[cobalt zealot]

You guys react to this with dogeweird but tell me I am wrong

[balmy obsidian]

You're wrong

[cobalt zealot]

Well that's me told

[balmy obsidian]

Happy to help

[thorn hinge]

disagree

[noble ivy]

you're not wrong but that doesn't mean you're not weird

[balmy obsidian]

You may disagree, I was simply asked to say You're wrong.

My opinion on the matter will remain shrouded in mystery.

[cobalt zealot]

Look. You put thick latina coded mom coded character on screen and people are gonna go absolutely gaga for her

[west phoenix]

[thorn hinge]

yes exactly

[west phoenix]

I know this is you calling me old but thanks anyways

[balmy obsidian]

Nah that would mean i'd be calling myself old

[noble ivy]

Dragon, I'm thankful that you can say the things i'm to weak to say myself

[balmy obsidian]

I'd never call myself old ever

[west phoenix]

LOL

[west phoenix]

This is so real

[cobalt zealot]

I have very little shame

[thorn hinge]

Anybody here beat 40 or am I the oldest one in this fandom too

[balmy obsidian]

Grandma

[thorn hinge]

AGH

[noble ivy]

wise and noble matriarch

[balmy obsidian]

Chapter 3 spoiler

[thorn hinge]

SHUT

HDOGSOTXTBFHFJ

[noble ivy]

[CH3] ||is it weird that i get gender envy from the crone of all things...||

[balmy obsidian]

Probably not

I've heard people get gender envy from wilder things honestly

[thorn hinge]

Don't get me wrong I'll take it as an extreme honor to be compared to Her but only if the comparison is not about age.

I know how old she is.

[balmy obsidian]

As with the brat comment: I won't say

If it makes you feel any better I have offhandedly mentionned at one point that I'd like to talk to her again

In spite of it all I did like the character quite a lot

[noble ivy]

we're probably saying a little too much about this now...

[balmy obsidian]

Trying to stay as awfully vague as I can

[thorn hinge]

Sure but we can use spoiler tags (ch3)||She's one of my favorite elements of the whole story. And I would honestly love to... take inspiration from here in my old age ||

||Can't say I'd want to be her. I know too much about that. ||

[noble ivy]

||for real, the crone is one of my favorite NPC's i've read simply for the fact that it feels like I'm channeling her rather then simply portraying her||

[thorn hinge]

||YES EXACTLY, I am not playing the crone, I'm simply letting here take the wheel for a bit.||

||Which she's done across three games for me now. Cruye had me join her game to host the crone as a surprise, and in the remix game we all were given answers for each other and each player had to voice the crone's response to questions. And then there's my own game. My friend was going to have me host the crone in his game too but it's been cancelled :/||

[cobalt zealot]

I can't contribute to this conversation and it pains me

[half isle]

Lined up a game! :D Stuck my neck out offering to run in another server where people were talking about Lancer and I knew IGF's tone would be appealing.

Also said server is mostly transfem perverts (positive) so I expect this to be a Wild Ride lol.

[thorn hinge]

Hell yeah

[noble ivy]

-# I envy your group since I’m the token queer of my campaign…

[half isle]

Some of them even Draw 😈

[shell bison]

Oh good heavens

While I am aware Charlotte is conventionally attractive, I know what I made.

[cobalt zealot]

"conventionally attractive"

[balmy obsidian]

Is she not?

Unless abs are not conventionally attractive but they don't often appear in the pictures I've seen of Char, so

[noble ivy]

i think she means that "conventionally attractive" is a meaning less measure to unhinged lancer brained lunatics

[balmy obsidian]

You've lost me

@cobalt zealot Please explain I have negative IQ

[shell bison]

Somtimes I imagine Leo as one of those gifs where the top of the head is removed and replaced with icing

[balmy obsidian]

aeugh

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/marcassin-ni-no-kuni-wotww-nnk-wrath-of-the-white-witch-gif-8215340063639694072

[shell bison]

Thank you Juli

[cobalt zealot]

No she is a metric beyond "conventionally attractive"

[balmy obsidian]

Oh ok

...Wait wouldn't she still qualify? Being extremelly attractive doesn't make it any less conventionnal, does it?

[cobalt zealot]

Being serious for a moment it's just entertaining that Bunzi made an OC that basically is my peak lesbian crush?

[thorn hinge]

"conventionally attractive" generally means attractive in the ways that (western, white, patriarchal) society deems "peak". And while Charlotte has the big tits, that's about it. Blue hair and bunny mods and abs and hips and tall all diverge from that convention, even if I think it makes her way hotter than the stereotypical "hottie"

[balmy obsidian]

Lame

[thorn hinge]

Charlotte is hot af and if that's not conventional it's because the conventions are boring and limiting and wrong

[balmy obsidian]

Yeah I was gonna say

Beauty in the eye of the beholder and all that but also objectively wrong

[noble ivy]

my brain every time Char's on screen:

https://tenor.com/view/snow-happy-easter-gif-25371743

[balmy obsidian]

Is this you

Writes down : yes

[noble ivy]

i thought the bricks were self explanatory

[balmy obsidian]

They are, that's why I'm writing down "yes"

I'm a fool not an idiot

Ignore all the times I said I was an idiot

But also don't because I am an idiot

[noble ivy]

too bad, I'll ignore the fact that you're an idiot anyways

[shell bison]

If I can offer my two sense,

1. I did not expect my character to cause such a reaction, genuinely blows my mind she gets so much appreciation.

2. Conventions exist because they have for a long period time, even further back to fertility statues from long before current western society promoted their own standards. One aspect being the primary current norm does not mean it is exclusive to that. to claim that as "wrong" is hurtful and disregards the older specifics

3. hop in the whip we getting ice cream

[noble ivy]

hell yeah I'm hopping in the rat-mobile

[balmy obsidian]

To demonstrate that I am an idiot : I did not understand that second point
I would like some ice cream though thanks

[shell bison]

It's okay Leo, we'll get you two scoops

[balmy obsidian]

[cobalt zealot]

Hips aren't considered conventionally attractive???

I don't believe that

[west phoenix]

That's like, the best part

i also built serenity to be what I consider attractive it's okay

Though I wouldn't say she's conventionally attractive. Girl got a chest that looks like a cutting board

[clever cloud]

beauty standards are wild, varied and stupid

[west phoenix]

I like women based on their K/D ratio

[balmy obsidian]

Hopefully it's either N/A or >=1

if it's anywhere between 0 and 1 then it's highly worrying

[west phoenix]

That's why calamity is so high for me. Girl could have called in 3 tactical nukes in modern warfare with that K/D

75-1

[shell bison]

The difference between landing strips to ballast tanks

[balmy obsidian]

What do you mean 1

[west phoenix]

What do you mean what do I mean

[balmy obsidian]

Wouldn't that mean "died once"

[noble ivy]

can't a woman just have a hobby?

[balmy obsidian]

[shell bison]

How does she feel the weight she's a hologram

[clever cloud]

ey yooo

[last leaf]

Societies goes back and forth on it tbh (in general beauty standards and gender roles are far more changeable than we often give them credit, including when exclusively discussing the dominant social expectation in a culture).

[west phoenix]

Her code knows the mass and knows she would be crushed

[noble ivy]

-# its the blink fluid

[steady adder]

Like Atlas from greek mythology holding up the sky...

[balmy obsidian]

Don't let it fall, that's when the blink gets destroyed

[cobalt zealot]

Lucky has a K/D of something like 42.7

[balmy obsidian]

That's worrying in another way

[noble ivy]

wuh happend to 0.3 of that person...

[balmy obsidian]

actually no that's worrying in an additionnal way

[cobalt zealot]

What're you considering as "death" here

[last leaf]

just play a lich pilot smh

[balmy obsidian]

No

[west phoenix]

Char was in boundary garden???

[cobalt zealot]

No she has a whole number of kills

[balmy obsidian]

My lawyer has advised me to remain silent on the subject

[cobalt zealot]

~550

[clever cloud]

let's do some math here:
42.7
= 427/10
= 427 / (2 * 5)

oh.. 427/10 is the simplest form of that rational number...

[last leaf]

tbf we could just count a mech destruction as a death

in this context

it would be reasonable

[noble ivy]

its one piece rules
when you crush their dreams mech they're as good as dead

[last leaf]

Here I was killing them in their dreams manually

[half isle]

Left-field question, has anyone here put together some manner of onboarding document for IGF players? Like a collection of relevant fluff and player-facing prompts.

[clever cloud]

Oh if that's the case, my dear Roland from wallflower has been having a very hard time

a k/d of one with many kills on the board

[clever cloud]

the pdf has dozens of pages on exactly this xD

the first 50 or so pages

[noble ivy]

don't forget to remove the table of contents page too

[half isle]

AH okay

I'll just clip em out hahah. Thanks!

[west phoenix]

Wtf does this even mean

[balmy obsidian]

It means Roland is having a hard time

[clever cloud]

i make up Roland lore on the spot and none of it matters or is real

[balmy obsidian]

Making random lore on the spot is good and fun and I wish I was way better at it

[clever cloud]

"Yea, Roland killed the Prime Baron one time.. They got over it"

no but it's not even good lore on my part

[west phoenix]

You could tell me Roland killed the space pope and I'd believe it. Bro is cooky 🤪

[balmy obsidian]

❌

[west phoenix]

It's how I've built 90% of serenity

[balmy obsidian]

The ability to make random stuff up on the fly is an achievement already

[clever cloud]

"Why is Roland here??"
"Idk, i got caught.."
"Doing what????"
"..."

[west phoenix]

We started and I was like "uuuh overworked surgeon who wants to be good"

[west phoenix]

This was the whole party tbf I don't even know shit about y'all lmao

After all of you say something about your backstory new text enters Patience's database and they don't question it

[clever cloud]

pog

paracausal backstory

[west phoenix]

None of y'all are real to me. Now take 20 AP energy damage

[balmy obsidian]

I envy Quil's and Sam's players a bit on that because they are very good at coming up with details on the fly and acting upon it instantly

[clever cloud]

i do it well with npcs

[balmy obsidian]

Or if they aren't they are very good at seeming like they are

[clever cloud]

but with my own blorbo i stumble so much

[balmy obsidian]

I'm a coward and creatively bankrupt, 95% of everything I duct tape to Léo is me pulling from past experiences

[clever cloud]

meeee

i made Roland to push myself in an opposite direction to irl me and it's actively killing me

he's such a fucking asshole

[balmy obsidian]

I do like playing "assholes"

And by "assholes" I mean "brats"

[clever cloud]

me: "they're so nice noo dont hurt them!"
roland: "i will exploit them."

[balmy obsidian]

And by "brats" I mean "really just me with the snark dialed up to maximum"

Points at Laplace

[shell bison]

I am here to inform, Charlotte is starting her Apiary

[west phoenix]

I've been bratmaxing with serenai and it's very fun

[noble ivy]

The vent bees are here...

[west phoenix]

She is spoiled fucking rotten lmao

I love it

[balmy obsidian]

Playing "yourself but as a only-kind-of-human digital entity with maximum snark" is very fun I agree

[west phoenix]

I like the reveal that Leo is transhuman, not transgender

[clever cloud]

my next character is gonna be dumb as bricks or something

[balmy obsidian]

No I'm not transhuman

[west phoenix]

That's accurate tho

[balmy obsidian]

I fucking love being human are you kidding me

[west phoenix]

Wtf is only kind of human digital entity

[balmy obsidian]

NHPs???

[west phoenix]

NHPS ARE NOT HUMAN

ITS IN THE NAME

[balmy obsidian]

yeah that's why I said only kind of human

[clever cloud]

anthropocentric

[balmy obsidian]

Yeah

[clever cloud]

not humans

[balmy obsidian]

Yeah

[west phoenix]

So does Leo want to be an NHP or not???

[balmy obsidian]

No

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/baba-bababooey-torture-cat-pussy-gif-27278536

[balmy obsidian]

I am talking about Laplace, the Enlightenment class NHP that hangs around Leo

The ultimate brat

Smug blue demon man

[clever cloud]

this is bullshit. first Léo is cis and then Leo is also cis but in a digital way???

this day cant get worse

[balmy obsidian]

[west phoenix]

Eleonor... A 2nd cis has hit the Pentagon

[noble ivy]

Leo's gender is "corporeal"

[clever cloud]

yall... we're soon gonna break 40k messages on this thread

we were at 37k like 3 days ago wtf

[west phoenix]

It's literally because of like 5 people

[noble ivy]

that's what happens when we non-stop yap about how hot Charlotte is...

[west phoenix]

Bunzi posts chars thighs and it adds like 500 messages

HAHA

[balmy obsidian]

Léo (character) in terms of personality is essentially "Me with self confidence reduced to 0, with added cosmic horror related trauma"
Laplace (character) in terms of personality is essentially "Me with self confidence at maximum, with added identity crisis"
Léo (character) is cis, Laplace is trans (went from "no actual gender" to "guy")

[west phoenix]

Juli I hate you why are we the same

[clever cloud]

this is a group chat

[balmy obsidian]

This is the muse

[clever cloud]

Laplace is not cis, but reverse trans

[west phoenix]

Transmasc erasure

[balmy obsidian]

He used to use the pronouns of whoever he was talking to, to fuck with them

Used an imitation of their voice too

[west phoenix]

Bratmaxing

[noble ivy]

Fae behavior

[clever cloud]

faemaxxing

[balmy obsidian]

Bricks delivery in three two one

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-happy-easter-gif-25371743

[west phoenix]

Okay so let's get ready for 500 more...

[last leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tenis-gif-112205919409142835

[noble ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/clonk-hooplah-brick-spongebob-noisy-gif-17264229

[clever cloud]

i wish women were real

[balmy obsidian]

ELEONOR

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/bricks-gif-6525378798534810671

[balmy obsidian]

FIND A MIRROR

[west phoenix]

This is a positive

[balmy obsidian]

No it is not a positive

evil is bad actually

[west phoenix]

Evil = good

[clever cloud]

evil = good

[balmy obsidian]

No

[clever cloud]

fuck!!

[west phoenix]

It's in the Yuri code

[balmy obsidian]

Stop the both of you

[clever cloud]

same fucking format and everything

[west phoenix]

Toxic gf who hates me 😍

It's like we're friends or something

[clever cloud]

the one braincell really activated in sync for that one

[noble ivy]

You're supposed to know this if you read your damn handbook!!!

[balmy obsidian]

I reject the teachings of the yuri handbook

[clever cloud]

evil -> hot
therefore
evil -> good

it's simple maths

[balmy obsidian]

I do not think evil is hot

[west phoenix]

Good is also good, but in a "I can make her worse" way

[balmy obsidian]

Incidentally, I am bad at math

[noble ivy]

apostate 🫵 🫵 🫵

[west phoenix]

exactly what serenity said about calamity

[clever cloud]

you need some catholic religious yearning

[west phoenix]

Bro you never watched like the lion king or something with scar

How is that not hot

[balmy obsidian]

My mom specifically raised me as not catholic because she went to catholic school and thought it sucked

I have never watched the lion king

[clever cloud]

well yeah but

LEO

[balmy obsidian]

[shell bison]

I'm actually catholic and would like to remind you the Catholic church is canon in lancer, thank you Wallflower

[west phoenix]

YEAH HAHA

ITS A HUGE DEAL TOO

[clever cloud]

nothing makes satan as sexy as catholicism

[noble ivy]

un-buddhafied christ is canon?

[shell bison]

It's so neat it's just there.

Pretty much, yeah

[west phoenix]

Shout-out to ||Bicam||

[balmy obsidian]

I have made two characters for IGF, from the point of view of the local cult one worships the antichrist and the other one is a heretic

What else do you expect from me

[noble ivy]

i expect the best from you

[clever cloud]

i expect yuri!

[balmy obsidian]

Prepare to be disappointed

[clever cloud]

i demand it

[noble ivy]

never will be

[balmy obsidian]

Even the girls I make become guys

[clever cloud]

i will sue

[west phoenix]

Me attending your sessions like

[balmy obsidian]

Sorry I only have guys to offer

The girls are on the SotW side

[noble ivy]

then let the wolves be Yuri then
make the Yaoi that will bring IGF into balance

[shell bison]

Believe it or not, I also have male characters

[balmy obsidian]

I was going to make a joke

[west phoenix]

Toxic brat karrakin character???

[noble ivy]

you always tell me to make my jokes
so Leo, speak your truth

[west phoenix]

A nepo kid

[clever cloud]

roland...

[west phoenix]

NOOOO

[balmy obsidian]

"You have characters other than Char?" was the joke

[west phoenix]

HE CAN'T BE A BRAT HE'S TOO EVIL

Bunzi's other character: Chad

[shell bison]

I do actually, but they are not in IGF, both are my favorite flavor of "Criminal on a redemption arc"

[west phoenix]

instead of char get it

[shell bison]

Well no...

One is named Artyom and the other is named Lexin

[noble ivy]

i'm sure it'll be hilarious once you explain in exhaustive detail

[clever cloud]

boo, go back to Char posting!

[balmy obsidian]

Brat? Yes (I can't be helped)
Nepo kid? Never, she's an ignoble and refuses to take any sponsor even if it makes her life thousands of times harder and most likely will be her downfall

[shell bison]

Artyom wants to redeem himself cause he wants to be better for his team and his mom.
Lexin does not want to redeem cause he's in it for the MONEY

fine, I'll go back to bunny posting

[balmy obsidian]

Don't listen to those who's brain was poisonned by Yuri

post what you wanna post

[shell bison]

Gracias hermano ;v;

[cobalt zealot]

are you trying to kill me

[balmy obsidian]

Yes

Perish

[hearty whale]

What a way to go

[west phoenix]

leo, if i may

big jacket with fur gang

[balmy obsidian]

She's a biker too

[hearty whale]

is she the size 0.5 motorbike driver

lmao

[balmy obsidian]

Yes

She's "the cool kid" I talked about

[west phoenix]

she pilots a dusk wing but it's just a tron bike

[balmy obsidian]

Nah it's a Caliban

[hearty whale]

What's her callsign?

[balmy obsidian]

Runs you over

[west phoenix]

nice callsign

[balmy obsidian]

Called herself "Rhino" in the arena, but I'll probably give her a new one if she ever makes it to SotW

[hearty whale]

RA gives it's most extreme sitreps to it's drunkest drivers

[balmy obsidian]

(She's a Pankrati because of course she is)

[west phoenix]

its the drunk crashers that are the problem, the drunk drivers never did anything wrong!

sometimes you just need a lil bit to help you relax on the road you know

[shell bison]

Hear me out

[balmy obsidian]

40% of road accidents are caused by drunk drivers which means the sober 60 other % are the biggest menace

[shell bison]

Caliban WITH a big coat with fur collar

[west phoenix]

i want to pilot a drake like that

[balmy obsidian]

I'll probably have to redo it but I tried giving her a bomber jacket for her calibike

[hearty whale]

I need to actually flesh out more characters, I just have builds in compcon
And a kobold

[west phoenix]

kobold is all you need to know

annoying gremlin

[hearty whale]

The joke is she pilots a manticore... that she made from scrap without knowing what a manticore is

[west phoenix]

enhanced combat is kind of not great balance wise but man the salamander is the coolest goddamn mech made of all time ever

[balmy obsidian]

❌

Hecatoncheires

[west phoenix]

like BROOOO

BROOOOOOO

[hearty whale]

I love you Salamander

[balmy obsidian]

Thank you big Sal

[wild flame]

Big Sal's angry cousin

Also named Sal

[west phoenix]

my favorite tidbit with kobolds/salamanders is that you can only get them from funny usb sticks

no licenses exist in any database, you gotta find someone who has made it physically or has the funny piratebay license equipment

[hearty whale]

It also implies that you have a regular mining rig printcode license, and you corrupt one fresh each full-rebuild

...now I'm wondering what printcodes my pilots have that just aren't relevant to being a Lancer
Like, one just has a custom submersible printcode

[west phoenix]

average kobold gameplay

... i've wanted to make an edit with this and a kobold for so long

[hearty whale]

Barricades....

[west phoenix]

a barricade and a kobold walk into a bar

they get along really well and have a great night together :)

[shell bison]

John lancer movie where Jack Black is the kobold pilot.

The joke is his fat gets stuck getting in the mech mounting up

[last leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-knight-gif-10095168295952009600

[shell bison]

I ❤️ my family

Kills me

[last leaf]

its the facial expression that gets me personally but yeah

[west phoenix]

bro really said 😏

[balmy obsidian]

[west phoenix]

[trail flume]

My old pilot had a code for a mech scale leather over coat

(Pleather, but still)

[balmy obsidian]

-# SheIsPleather

[noble ivy]

-# SheIsWhat?

[balmy obsidian]

Referencing an npc is a muse post, hang on

[cobalt zealot]

There's gotta be some artificial flavouring to throw in there as well

[balmy obsidian]

Table salt

[cobalt zealot]

Nah I mean like

Stock

[balmy obsidian]

No.

[cobalt zealot]

Vegetable stock

[balmy obsidian]

Table salt.

[cobalt zealot]

Mustard

[balmy obsidian]

Table salt is all you're getting.

[cobalt zealot]

Oregano, basil, thyme, rosemary

[shell bison]

This is why Charlotte is opening an apiary, some sweetness on a salad c:

[cobalt zealot]

Like if I can make a faux carbonara I'm set

[noble ivy]

you joke, but salt's probably worth more then gold in calliope

[shell bison]

I think you fundamentally miss the point how dust bowl poor Calliope is, especially at the start of a campaign

[balmy obsidian]

"Many outsiders
are astonished to learn that besides refined metal, one
of Hell’s Gate’s most profitable exports is table salt,
mined from the icy moons of Stygia."

Hell's gate got salt baybee

[west phoenix]

hells gate has the communal salt lick

[balmy obsidian]

Meow.

Meow I have also played FFXIV you do not get to do that to me.

[shell bison]

We getting honey mfs

[cobalt zealot]

Me?

[west phoenix]

i literally have not????

[shell bison]

Char about to be the bee bunny lady

[balmy obsidian]

oh

[west phoenix]

honey bunny

[balmy obsidian]

Disregard previous comment

[cobalt zealot]

Could say she's got a bee in her bunnet

[west phoenix]

[balmy obsidian]

I didn't know communal salt licks were a thing I just thought that was a joke...

[shell bison]

Why you'd weird that? That was cute

[west phoenix]

i can't stop

i am too judgemental

[shell bison]

Her muse handle is Honey Bun:

[west phoenix]

THATS WHY I SAID IT

[balmy obsidian]

Said what

[west phoenix]

this

[cobalt zealot]

[balmy obsidian]

[west phoenix]

wtf you lookin at

[balmy obsidian]

iunno

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-depths-with-you-cat-depths-to-the-depths-gif-7441909642438936732

[balmy obsidian]

what are y-

[cobalt zealot]

To the depths

[west phoenix]

with you

[cobalt zealot]

It's depths time for you

[noble ivy]

IGF chat's been too unhinged recently

[west phoenix]

cave divers cheering at this

[noble ivy]

must be something in the water...

[balmy obsidian]

-# Rock and stone everyone!

[west phoenix]

you're part of the problem

[balmy obsidian]

Well I am a frog...

According to public opinion

[shell bison]

Leo is frug plushie coded

[noble ivy]

I might be...
but i will blame yall at a moment's notice

[balmy obsidian]

I blame Juli

Her bits truly have gone out of hand...

Despite being warned multiple times.......

[noble ivy]

by who???

[balmy obsidian]

Exactly

[cobalt zealot]

What do you mean? I'm extremely hinged. I'm a veritable double door.

[balmy obsidian]

Double doored u-
I need to go to bed.

[west phoenix]

i have as many hinges as a wall

[west phoenix]

anyways when are we getting the real housewives of calliope

[balmy obsidian]

The what

What houses???

In this economy?

[west phoenix]

you can be a housewife without owning a house

[balmy obsidian]

You are lying to me

[west phoenix]

what the fuck

[balmy obsidian]

I cannot be a housewife for multiple reasons

[west phoenix]

i never said you could!!!!

you are bringing yourself into this!!!

[balmy obsidian]

LIES

[west phoenix]

banned blocked reported

[balmy obsidian]

Nuh uh

[steady adder]

one moment

[balmy obsidian]

Not if I ban block report send to jail you first

[steady adder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shake-gif-19831790

alright, proceed

[balmy obsidian]

CEASE SHAKING MEEEEE

[noble ivy]

40,000 messages in this thread and 30,000 of them is me, meow and leo yelling at eachother...

[west phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/baba-bababooey-torture-cat-pussy-gif-27278536

[balmy obsidian]

-# hrk-

[west phoenix]

i genuinely worry it's an issue sometimes

[balmy obsidian]

same

[noble ivy]

Vex has yet to be mad at us so it might be fine...

and Ada has joined in on our bits

[west phoenix]

no she hates me but hasn't said anything yet :)

[shell bison]

the dream for Char

to be fair, we are always willing to answer IGF specific questions

[west phoenix]

it doesn't help that this is like the only place on this server like this lmao

[last leaf]

Until someone tells us to stop we're just overthinking things guys

[west phoenix]

i'm an expert at that

[last leaf]

I'm aware

[noble ivy]

My bits are unstoppable until the exact moment someone's mad at me

[west phoenix]

same

[balmy obsidian]

Oh no there are definitely other subcultures stashed away in a few corners. I know there's a small rp/chatroom community hanging around in threads in the oc-cantina that is several thousand messages deep for example, i'd be surprised if there aren't a lot more dispersed about because it's a GIANT fucking server

[last leaf]

yeah I'd bet that some of the other hidden threads in places here are similarly (if not more) insular and distinct from the wider server behaviour

[west phoenix]

ye but i don't know any weirdos in there like in here

[last leaf]

honestly, the oc-cantina is a harder place to initially get into imo, if you're not already part of the in-group there.

[balmy obsidian]

Mhm

[last leaf]

If anything I'd say we're pretty good at being helpful and welcoming to people who post here.

[west phoenix]

yeah they have like, a gazillion pages on their OCs when i could probably write mine in 5 pages because it's related to a specific campaign

i don't really build OCs outside of campaigns

[balmy obsidian]

I'd say it's mostly hard to get into because it gets very... clique-y?

[last leaf]

yeah

[west phoenix]

yeah but i'm autistic so it's all the same to me

i thought this place was clique-y and maybe it is

[balmy obsidian]

Which, I understand, friends groups form, that happens, whatever

Regardless uuhhhhh IGF is pretty cool amirite

[noble ivy]

everyone here was extremely helpful when i first joined this thread

and i hope to return the favor when new people join

[last leaf]

like, we're a clique too but my point is that I think the clique here is more approachable (in part due to the different function of this thread compared to the oc-cantina)

[west phoenix]

i just kind of yap and if people don't listen i go elsewhere

[last leaf]

the oc-cantina clique's binding agent, so to speak, is their shared ocs (which potential new members don't know very much about) and therefore potential new members of the clique first need to observe for a while. In comparison ours is IGF. Sure we have our injokes and whatnot but fundamentally random new people can join in on the core topic of the thread without first needing to sit and observe.

Obviously no shade on the oc-cantina people, the structure of the channel just makes it a more intimidating place to try and converse in.

[west phoenix]

idk talking to people is scary

[balmy obsidian]

Any new member of the IGF cult must choose the path of the brick or the egg.

[west phoenix]

wha-... which are you?

[balmy obsidian]

Egg, obviously

How many bricks do I eat?

[noble ivy]

the question is
will you ever be worthy of the brick, Leo

[balmy obsidian]

Yes

[noble ivy]

Leo's evolving from an egg into a fujoshi...

[balmy obsidian]

I have no idea why it's called vinbrick though

[balmy obsidian]

I just made, an hour ago, a multiple paragraph exaplanation of why Léo and Quil are best friends in the oc-cantina

I still find the discussion they had after mission 4 very funny

[cobalt zealot]

Can I be her housewife instead

[balmy obsidian]

Quil : "Thank you, I owe you one."
Léo : "??? You literally just saved my life ???"

[west phoenix]

and then they made out

[balmy obsidian]

They in fact did not

They are just best friends and also linked by quantum entanglement timeline bullshit

No kissing to be seen here

[steady adder]

not on this timeline at least

[cobalt zealot]

Stop weirding me for being brave enough to say things you won't damnit

[balmy obsidian]

True

But we shall leave the timeline AU fanfictions to the muse posters

[west phoenix]

i'm already writing one

[noble ivy]

The Serenai in SRT leviathan's timeline is making fanfics of you two

[balmy obsidian]

give me a sec

[west phoenix]

she 100% would

[noble ivy]

-# unhinged weirdo making fanfics of real people...

[balmy obsidian]

(longshot_ is quil, everyone else is made up muse npcs we use for shitposting)

[west phoenix]

bros name is "gn0med" i HATE IT HERE

[balmy obsidian]

oh you think THAT4s bad?

hold on

[steady adder]

oh no

[balmy obsidian]

let me fetch the fucking list

[hearty whale]

gn0med is ony of the better names I came up with

[steady adder]

not the cheesedream

[last leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/gnomed-gnome-youve-been-gnomed-gif-16782193

[hearty whale]

My favourite however will forever be MetatAunDeez

[steady adder]

i had forgotten captainduncare

[noble ivy]

Jen i saw that...

[balmy obsidian]

captainduncare, aisaan's biggest fan

[hearty whale]

There is canonically someone squatting on the "Longshot" name and Quil is forced to use "Longshot_"

[west phoenix]

lets not acknowledge that lmfao

[noble ivy]

as you wish

[west phoenix]

this place is so funny y'all wtf

[noble ivy]

Meow, I hope you don't mind me calling you Jen whenever you post something abhorrent

[west phoenix]

the fact that it's only then is even funnier

you and eleonor both doing that is particularly funny

[noble ivy]

-# okay, just making sure i wasn't over stepping

[west phoenix]

i considered just changing it but now people in the wallflower chat know me as meow

and i get to call my game "meowflower"

[shell bison]

I see Wren's point, we should focus on igf posting

[west phoenix]

billnocement is really just us

[noble ivy]

well, we're muse posting so close enough

[balmy obsidian]

I need to make more muse posting

[hearty whale]

Same

[shell bison]

I need to learn how to make muse posts

[west phoenix]

he's just like me frfr

[steady adder]

the 'he lacks the information' one with mystickitty is one that keeps coming to mind when it comes to leo's museposting shenanigans

[balmy obsidian]

hang on let me find it

[noble ivy]

-# karakunt??!?

[balmy obsidian]

Quil/Longshot

[cobalt zealot]

What the heck is .omdf btw

[noble ivy]

hold on godsdamn minute
these bitches are doing an egg bit IN CANON?

[steady adder]

toxic yaoi(?)

[cobalt zealot]

You just shitpost really hard

[hearty whale]

The funny part is UNGR8FUL and Longshot_ actually often get along as often as they argue
Like when cats can either be constantly squabbling or napping together

[balmy obsidian]

captainduncare is a closeted (he) codekisser that wants Aisaan bad
Aisaan is an uninterested lesbian

I don't know how Nonbinary lesbianism works but I am only the messenger

[cobalt zealot]

Aight folks

Imma pass tf out

Straight up resting it

And by it I mean my head

[shell bison]

Have you seen my meme edits?
context: Char's Muse profile

[cobalt zealot]

Delightful post

My eyes be most blessed to witness it before the great unawakening

[balmy obsidian]

OMni Document Format

[cobalt zealot]

Is it like

A video

A sound clip

Text

[balmy obsidian]

text file in this context

[cobalt zealot]

Image

I see

Wait

Omdf is multiple different file types?

[balmy obsidian]

I dunno we're kind of winging it to be honest

[shell bison]

And I thought calling someone a KArakiddie was bad

Or Sparri-boo

[cobalt zealot]

Gotta be a full throated ha slur for karakins somewhere

[balmy obsidian]

two more

[shell bison]

Leo, I got one for you

[balmy obsidian]

if you have any question about leviathan canon for accuracy I shall provide because it would be funny

[west phoenix]

nah i'm writing too much as it is

and i mostly just talk about it because it's funny

[balmy obsidian]

understandable

[clever cloud]

this fucks so much what the hell

[silver pumice]

round 3 of our fucked up remixed ch5 final combat

[silver pumice]

marthe dealt the killing blow, naturally

[cobalt zealot]

I really don't want to be awake rn

Augh

[shell bison]

Morning IGF gamers

[cobalt zealot]

Hey! Morning!

[ebon hatch]

For once, it is actually morning on my end.

[balmy obsidian]

Might as well be morning, I feel like I've just woken up

[cobalt zealot]

What time did you sleep

[balmy obsidian]

4am

[cobalt zealot]

[balmy obsidian]

cuz i wuv you guys...

[cobalt zealot]

Leo I just go to sleep at 1

[balmy obsidian]

yeah well

what's this then

[noble ivy]

I never thought I’d see the term ”full throated slur” in the IGF chat of all places…

[cobalt zealot]

You know they have one

Do not ask Purview citizens about Karrakins or you'll learn some colourful words you should never, ever speak in the company of House nobles.

[west phoenix]

You should never speak on the company and house nobles

[cobalt zealot]

oh that's me suffering with a stomach bug last night

i'm also suffering from a stomach bug now

[west phoenix]

Serenai has been work shopping slurs for humans if they say something first, but they all kind of sound like fallout insults lmao

'bloodbag' is my personal favorite so far

[cobalt zealot]

Just take a page out of HK's book and use "meatbag"

"This is a great opportunity for slaughter" is my favourite voice line

[clever cloud]

"Smoothskins..."

[noble ivy]

https://youtu.be/m75OSHbzb8s

[noble ivy]

this feels like somethink Serenai would say

[balmy obsidian]

fun fact these two crabs seem to be different sizes because they are you gullible buffoon

[cobalt zealot]

@shell bison I think I might have asked this before but can I run the HCP as a Nexus

I keep thinking about it and the vibes are awesome

Especially with the particular chassis design I have in mind

[shell bison]

no

[noble ivy]

-# bunzi tyrant confirmed

[formal gale]

Real excited, wish me luck everyone, running the end of chapter 1 for my players today. Here's hoping I can do a certain bad man justice

[balmy obsidian]

You got this

[shell bison]

Good luck! and let us know how the fight goes! And if the Calliope Coincidence happens!

[formal gale]

Oh? Dare I ask?

[cobalt zealot]

[shell bison]

||In that Boss fight Capella always has a weapon break and it often times was the flamethrower because his first versions of the fight didn't have him as a pirate template.|| Calliope Coincidence in ch 1

[cobalt zealot]

Maybe I could just run Integrated Weapon instead or something. Or Overpower calibre? Are any of the Horus core bonuses good for nexus stuff

[balmy obsidian]

nah

maybe open door for a better ST if you run centimane but that's about it I think

[cobalt zealot]

Held Image?

Free Lock-Ons?

[balmy obsidian]

works too assuming friends don't eat them, hadn't considered that

[cobalt zealot]

I hate that Legion Nexus is so distant

I wanted a superheavy nexus on the LL4 build but I can't get that and Hecatoncheires

The Apex Hunter is Fine™ for a Nexus, it's a range 10 2d6 smart heavy weapon

[formal gale]

gotta say, I love how unsettling the ||Tachyon|| is. All but one of my players are completely new to lancer. One of them didn't really internalize what NHPs were and so was very concerned when I described || what feathers casket looked like and all the other weird things there. He kept going "wait and we have one of these as another player and as the pilot of our ship?!?" || which was very amusing for me

[balmy obsidian]

In time they will learn that ||NHPs are friends ||

||All of them ||

[silver pumice]

codekissers unite

[balmy obsidian]

I am not a codekisser I just want to be friends with the math demons...

[noble ivy]

||All NHP's will always be friends...||
||All NHP's must be friends...||

[west phoenix]

She would gross herself out by thinking about this

[west phoenix]

She is the code kisser demon. Tis all she can kiss

Born to cascade world is a fuck
Kiss em all
I am code demon
410,757,864,530 befriended NHPs

[clever cloud]

they're all casket roommates

[west phoenix]

You joke but serenai DID have casket roommates at her place in the icebreaker

[clever cloud]

could you imagine the unfathomable levels of plurality nhps could experience??

[balmy obsidian]

wait what

[west phoenix]

She lived with a technician :p

Some would stay for just a few days, some for months. All are fren

[noble ivy]

you know that's canon right?
Naval battles have every ships NHP melding into one to conscious mass in order to keep up with every calculation needed

[west phoenix]

The NHP council in legionspace is so badass fr

[balmy obsidian]

The NHP council?

[west phoenix]

Just the conscious mass in legionspace. Maybe I'm not understanding it correctly but I think legionspace is like, kind of a 'physical' place for NHPs, so the conscious mass would be the equivalent of a council of NHPs making decisions extremely quickly

It could literally just be mind melding but it describes legionspace attacks being like, physical

[silver pumice]

steven universe fusion

[noble ivy]

NHP's are giant women comfirmed

[west phoenix]

So they ARE girlfriends...

[balmy obsidian]

I cobbled together a drawing of Laplace and Hedron fused together once

Called that fucker Antithesis

[silver pumice]

i love them

[west phoenix]

WHOA WHAT

Where is this from???

[silver pumice]

battlegroup illust

[west phoenix]

Juli what the FUCK

[noble ivy]

what?

[balmy obsidian]

"If this is your biggest hear me out you're a coward"

[noble ivy]

what did i do?

[balmy obsidian]

or something

[silver pumice]

HELL YEAH

[west phoenix]

Ooooh I haven't played battlegroups, but canonically serenity and siren play something very similar so I'm considering it lmao

[silver pumice]

i should draw the (ch4) ||TRIPLE-POINT||-lynk fusion

[noble ivy]

calling this a "hear me out" would be the most lukewarm take on this entire server

[balmy obsidian]

do it

[west phoenix]

I'm with juli lmao

I just wasn't expecting that reaction

[silver pumice]

the constellation freckles are very on point

[balmy obsidian]

I know that's why I'm putting it in quotes and putting "coward" in there

[silver pumice]

i love constellation freckles

[balmy obsidian]

...oh wow I never noticed that detail actually

[noble ivy]

should i buy Battlegroup just for the extra lore and illustrations?

[silver pumice]

do it

[balmy obsidian]

Can you even buy it? I thought it was still in drafts

[west phoenix]

Yes

[ebon hatch]

y'know, that makes me wonder what Siren, Shelly, ||CAUSTIC||, etc. look like in legionspace

[silver pumice]

i plan to draw my nhp blorbos and also lynk in legionspace !

[west phoenix]

I don't understand WHY they look different in legionspace

[ebon hatch]

I imagine [Ch 4 spoilers] ||CAUSTIC and TRIPLE-POINT look as they do because it's their legionspace forms spilling out into realspace.||

[silver pumice]

oh that's true

[balmy obsidian]

CHAPTER 4

[west phoenix]

Like isn't the hologram (if you have one) not what you would look like in the digital space

[silver pumice]

i like to imagine it like an angel thing

[balmy obsidian]

CHAPTER 4

[ebon hatch]

FUCK SHIT

[balmy obsidian]

Safe

[west phoenix]

Ah they take the form people would understand? Or rather they are programmed to?

[silver pumice]

the hologram is how an nhp presents themself to a human; tends to be a very human form

[ebon hatch]

To prevent people from getting "Raiders of the Lost Ark'd"

https://tenor.com/view/face-creepy-face-scary-face-face-melting-melting-face-gif-15742598

[balmy obsidian]

As I'm given to understand it legionspace isn't an actual space or dimension as the blink would be, it's just a representation of all the code that is being flung around on the digital side

[silver pumice]

an nhp might rather prefer a looser/crazier form for interacting with fellow nhps

[west phoenix]

I'm curious if an NHP COULD change their holographic appearance if they wanted to, especially to match their legionspace appearance

[silver pumice]

they probably can

[west phoenix]

Oh yeah I know that, but to them it's physical

[balmy obsidian]

Meaning you would see someone using System crusher as a fireball possibly, that kind of thing

[silver pumice]

the red one looks relatively normal while the left one looks crazier

[west phoenix]

Or well, supposed to resemble physical

[balmy obsidian]

i did mean for the nhps as well

[west phoenix]

Oh my flame this gives me so many ideas for serenai

[ebon hatch]

If I had to guess, like Stephen Universe, some NHPs have more stable ontological bridges than others

[noble ivy]

my NHP player only has a design for his sub-altern
i now need to convince him to think up a legionspace and hologram design

[ebon hatch]

The three heads work, but those are three heads all looking in separate directions and attempting to move the same body