#In Golden Flame

1 messages · Page 25 of 1

hearty whale
#

Nuclear Bomb arrows, core power batteries, loaner gear, ignore Slow.. so many fun toys in Reserves

clever cloud
#

Ch 2 spoilers (my players can read) ||If the team failed Send in the Clowns and were captured, I had planned a meeting where Evelina gloated her victory over them, followed by a breakout narrative challenge because one of our players has the Freesoul bond power letting them escape any bindings. Depending on how well they did in that challenge, they would have time to take on Killer Sound and defeat the cult right then and there.||

shell bison
#

Yes, I will give you updates on each date she has planned

#

She is also putting a bun to my head on a potential double date for her and her best friend

clever cloud
#

instead they had to go and win smh my head

hearty whale
#

Imagining now stockpiling reserves over the campaign until you pile them all on one mech for one insane mission

clever cloud
#

reserves are usually only available for the next mission. they're not usually meant to stockpile

#

there's the concept of Favors in the book that are intended to carry over

thorn hinge
hearty whale
#

Huh, we've got a high spec fuel that's been sitting in the Dragon's Tooth for a while now

balmy obsidian
#

it might be expired

hearty whale
#

Dangit

shell bison
hearty whale
#

Maybe we can palm it off to someone else

clever cloud
#

noooo snickersnek!! fuel has a shelf life!!!

hearty whale
#

Need to check if that corrosive ammo's melted the container too now

clever cloud
#

lmaooo

hearty whale
#

I mean, it should still work if you throw it at the enemy right

#

good thing I use arrows then

autumn birch
steady adder
#

...how bright and hot does hyperspec fuel burn again?

shell bison
#

Oh good heavens

steady adder
#

...aisaan is an explosives expert... maybe i could make a mech-sized breaching/thermite charge out of it pumthonk

thorn hinge
#

If you can get the Tooth to deploy it as a bomb Siren will love you for it

hearty whale
#

Bad news, the hyper-spec fuel expired. Good news, you now have a bomb.

autumn birch
#

The only thing worse than ssc ties is not knowing you had scc ties until recently

balmy obsidian
#

Yeah that was a good one

hearty whale
#

I love you Return to Sender

balmy obsidian
#

"Hello Mr McLeary, are you here for your yearly appointment?"
"My what"

autumn birch
#

I threatened it didn’t I?

balmy obsidian
#

Might have, I already forgot

#

i am mildly stupid

autumn birch
#

My off major bonds are mender/clockmaker. and I genuinely feel like that says everything about Sam without even mentioning the primary bond. ||it’s titan.||

autumn birch
keen sentinel
steady adder
#

i mean-
(ch1 lol) ||Aisaan did blow up the station that S1GN4L's crew were using by causing a feedback in the reactor fuel-line to prevent Hellhounds from using it as staging ground on Hells Gate||

west phoenix
#

Serenity. She has already wrote otp fanfics about it

clever cloud
#

Calamity clock: -2

west phoenix
#

NOOOO

#

What a disaster polycule lmao

clever cloud
#

they make you do the dishes

west phoenix
#

Held together by the glue that is the baby serenity

west phoenix
wild flame
#

non GMs- don't read that shit

#

i am going to go drink water

clever cloud
#

oh my god

#

this is wow

keen sentinel
#

Just remember that the Apocalypse Rail can miss

thorn hinge
#

better doubletap to be certain

wild flame
#

the mech, not the pilot

clever cloud
#

they should really patch that

#

lancer 2e where everythings the same but apoc rail now doesnt miss

silver pumice
#

correct!

#

i should probably

#

update it

balmy obsidian
#

update? Eyes

silver pumice
#

oh just as in improve it because i may have missed some important traits

#

such as sigdiving

#

how did i remember mechfighting but not sigdiving

#

god damn it

#

speaking of — apologies for the ping, is it correct that you have a tumblr and that it is dudedude12 @worthy root ? i may want to follow up on that ask you sent me

steady adder
#

Today on Leviathan-posting; Laplace teaches HEDRON what a fanfic is.

worthy root
west phoenix
#

I read it wrong every time

balmy obsidian
tiny tangle
#

@prime terrace sorry for ping, did you ever get those tokens in the community doc?

silver pumice
silver pumice
clever cloud
#

When you do, pixel, feel free to replace/delete my link there, cuz it's all your tokens anyways

worthy root
thorn hinge
#

Pft

#
+[----->+++<]>++.+++++++++++.[---->+<]>+++.+[->+++<]>.++++++++++++.++++++.---------.--------.-[--->+<]>-.[->+++<]>+.+++++++++++.+++++++++++.-[->+++<]>-.+[--->+<]>+++.------.+[---->+<]>+++.[->+++<]>++.+++.--[--->+<]>-.--[->++++<]>-.--------.+++.+.++++[->+++<]>.
timber verge
#

Oh god

tame harbor
#

Is that Malbolge or uhhhhh the other one

#

Okay it's the other one

wild flame
#

someone who knows the deep sorcery please explain this to me

#

i am lost

timber verge
#

I’ve studied c++ and I couldn’t tell you

#

Oh wait no I vaguely remember now

woeful saddle
#

it's not C++, it's an esoteric programming language designed as an experiment/joke, the language is called 'brainfuck'

timber verge
#

Yeaah that’s the one

woeful saddle
#

the original context was an intentionally minimalistic programming language with few capabilities, its popular for hobbyist programmers to do little jokes / challenges with

west phoenix
#

ch 2 killer sound ||holy shit what a combat. we maxed hype so far that the nuke ending the fight made the crowd cheer. we are HEROES in the icebreaker. the fight was a nail biter, i had to stress myself twice with 1d6+4 , nearly 2 wrecks, barely got them off the point. WHEW||

#

poor reaper was at 1hp, last structure

clever cloud
#

I took off like 12 structure/stress total this fight. It was great

#

almost everyone was at 1d6+4 overcharge

opal canyon
#

Genuinely so fucking fun

#

sending a video of My character mech dancing to shelly lmao

balmy obsidian
balmy obsidian
#

@clever cloud Have they (ch2 spoilers) ||fought sunbird yet by the way?||

tame tide
west phoenix
#

This is essentially our ch2 finale. We still need to wrap up some things but we're gonna have to take a 3 week break sobcat

tame tide
#

😭

balmy obsidian
#

Stay strong friends

shell bison
#

pain peko

prime terrace
#

How do i upload tokens to a drive 👁️

#

i got it

keen sentinel
#

does Hell's Gate have the Hardware Store

tiny tangle
#

it does in your version

#

if I needed an on the spot hardware store because my players insisted on needing to buy tools, Id probably improv a loaner program near the mech bay or other appropriate area. printing new tools is bound to be delayed by other needs, and some poor technician in charge is going to have to keep track of whos using one of the like 35 “good” torque wrenches, why the spare rivets bin keeps being emptied, what non-standard oil keeps melting the drain pans, and where the 10mm sockets keep disappearing to

#

or, in a simpler case, Im sure any technician doesnt mind sharing a tool for a few minutes as long as you aren’t disappearing with it for days or breaking it

#

Ive worked around car techs/mechanics for a little while, and while they dont mind sharing, their tools are very precious to them and they will be pissed if you break or lose one

#

except 10mm sockets or t25 torx bits, those things vanish often enough that Im sure theres a cryptid that eats them or something

west phoenix
#

Hells Gate IS the hardware store

keen sentinel
#

good points both of you

mild robin
thorn hinge
#

Hell's gate is a city of a million people with a schedule 2 printer. The majority of the work available are repair and upkeep jobs for the purpose of keeping the air in. Plenty of basic tools are probably owned by the station and used collectively, but I'm sure there's something like a hardware shop. Probably more than one. Almost any small shop you might need is somewhere in there.

clever cloud
#

i feel like the culture of collectively keeping each other alive would have a bit of a library of everything economy. at least regarding tools

thorn hinge
#

Yeah, that's the only reason why there might not be a typical hardware store. Maybe something more like quartermasters, or a sort of anarchist tool library. There could be a shop with specialty and higher end tools for personal use

dense crescent
#

hm, at a certain point of specialty it'd just make more sense to submit a request for the printer whenever someone wanted the thing
rather than stock that specific niche tool just in case

dire cloud
dense crescent
#

Hell's Gate does not have a hardware store but it has multiple bars themed after hardware stores /j

twilit star
#

They may be so scarce they’re one of a kind, but they’re provided somewhere by someone

balmy obsidian
#

I can't wait

keen sentinel
#

so that means that on Hell's Gate, you can find:

-gerbil feeders
-toilet seats
-electric heaters
-trash compactors
-juice extractors
-shower rods
-water meters
-walkie-talkies
-copper wires
-safety goggles
-radial tires
-BB pellets
-rubber mallets
-fans and dehumidifiers
-picture hangers
-paper cutters
-waffle irons
-window shutters
-paint removers
-window louvres
-masking tape
-plastic gutters
-kitchen faucets
-folding tables
-weather stripping
-jumper cables
-hooks and tackle
-grout and spackle
-power foggers
-spoons and ladles
-pesticides for fumigation
-high-performance lubrication
-metal roofing
-water proofing
-multi-purpose insulation
-air compressors
-brass connectors
-wrecking chisels
-smoke detectors
-tire gauges
-hamster cages
-thermostats and bug deflectors
-trailer hitch demagnetizers
-automatic circumcisers
-tennis rackets
-angle brackets
-Duracells and Energizers
-soffit panels
-circuit breakers
-vacuum cleaners
-coffee makers
-calculators
-generators
-matching salt and pepper shakers```
silver pumice
#

(c4) ||hahahahahha......... circuit breakers.....................||

thorn hinge
#

Not sure why hell's gate has gutters and roofing/siding materials, but they probably have it.

twilit star
remote oasis
#

Perfect solution to combat perpetual hydropnics/water leaks as well!

dire cloud
#

So how did Duracell and Energizer both survive the Fall?

mild robin
#

massif vault blueprints

twilit star
#

Convergent evolution

thorn hinge
#

The names survived but they mean something entirely different now. It's way more disgusting than batteries.

hearty whale
#

Energizer feels general enough the name would resurface too

#

Like, Energizer brand cereal bars

twilit star
#

And Duracell is kind of a battery name

keen sentinel
#

albeit, that's not the same thing as energizer becauss those two examples are cases of specific brand names becoming shorthand for an entire genre of product (tissues and adhesive bandages respectively)

hearty whale
#

Clean-X brand detergent and Band-Aid brand musical instrument maintenence kits

#

And DuraCell brand modular armor plating

keen sentinel
# worthy root

Always remember the serrated knife for not stabbing somebody

twilit star
#

Idea for a Hypothetical Raptor Frame Trait:

“Expected Failures: Whenever the Raptor rolls a structure or stress check, it rolls 1 less die. If it reduced the die to 0, it is instead impaired until the end of its next turn.”

upbeat hemlock
#

I figured the Raptor was an Everest without Initiative, Replacement Parts, or Power Up

(i.e. a straight up worse Everest)

twilit star
#

Ye but people like brainstorming ways it could be a playable frame, and while others are content to simply make it meme-ily unviable, I like to consider how it could actually be viable

#

To me, if you wanted to make it weak but still viable, I’d make it so that all of its abilities, including its core, have the prereq of having to be damaged first, with the idea being to simply mitigate the drawbacks of it more

#

So perhaps for a Core System, something like “Reaction- when you would take a condition, you don’t, and you act as if you were immune to all the effects of the action that would’ve given you this condition” or what have you. It’d be non-efficient, can’t have the raptor be too good, but you get the idea

#

And as a replaceable parts substitute, you could have something like “Reusable Parts- when you experience System Trauma, you regain 1 Repair, up to a maximum of your repair cap”

#

Those 3 traits being your only traits would make a shitty Everest, but it at least works

#

Impact Dynamics may be run by incompetent schmucks, but it was a pretty decent weapons manufacturer at some point

dense crescent
#

My favorite idea is that the PC version of thr Raptor is actually multiple raptors

#

Since they're so cheap you can afford to run extras as RPVs alongside you

#

(Mechanically, drones the same size as you that you can originate attacks from)

heady vale
twilit star
main scaffold
shadow cave
# twilit star Tbh the 5 minutes short story from the beginning of the module implies to me tha...

Exactly, I think people fall into the mistake of believing that the Raptor is an objectively badmech, opposed to what it actually is, which is worse than the Everest when the Everest is, as old heads at this game keep reminding us, 'the best mech in the game'.
The Raptor is absolutely as good as every other NPC mech in the game, it is, for instance, very likely the mech used by every Assault NPC in your game of IGF. It's not just that an actual freshly printed and customised GMS-SP1 is the baseline in Calliope, but it's well above the baseline of local manufacturers and NPC' graded mech anyware in the Orion Arm.

balmy obsidian
#

Sounds like Impact Dynamics marketing to me

steady adder
#

i kinda subscribe to the idea that brand new raptor assembled properly is decent machine, but they just have design wise bad habit to suffer a cascade of fuckups when one part fails due to having to squeeze more value out of the design and removing redundancies within the frame

tame tide
#

I imagine if you rebalanced the everest to be good but not as OP it could be a raptor

halcyon swift
shell bison
#

I personally see the raptor 4 as the great value brand variety of the already classic reliable model the Everest is. If you're ripping off something that already works it will have some quirks but it will still run and do its job. Personally, the Everest isn't the best mech in the game to me, it's the best combat specialist, but not the best mech. It's the classic generalist being able to fit a lot of roles while the raptor is the mangled little brother of it

halcyon swift
#

My headcanon is that it works almost as well as the Everest, because its internals are copied exactly from the Everest.
What makes it not as good as the real Everest is that ID designed a new armor to make it look different enough from the original, and this inappropriate armor leads to problems such as poor cooling efficiency, unnecessary joint wear, and incorrect weight distribution.

These problems can be solved in the hands of a good mechanic, who just needs to replace the damn armor.

shell bison
#

My head canon is the engineers just slapped the hyper fuel injectors upside down to avoid a lawsuit but it made for horrible fuel and performance efficiency

halcyon swift
#

On the other hand, judging by the performance of the ID-made exotic gear we can find in the game, the higher-ups of ID may be stupid (or evil, or both), but their techs don't seem to be

tame tide
#

I think it's the higher ups of ID weren't always stupid...

#

Act 2 gm spoilers ||The weapons ID made were good... hell one could even destroy planets, that's a rarity||

halcyon swift
tame tide
#

Tru true

hearty whale
#

Have been thinking Raptors a bit in general, before the events of IGF Impact Dynamics made decent-quality mechs right? Older model Raptors might be genuinely comparable to player-grade mechs, and it's just the modern cheaper ones that substitute materials and sacrifice print-time that fold like wet cardboard.

#

Forgotten Weapons Mechs channel going over a pre-enshittification Raptor, remarking on how similar certain components are to later Tagetes models but decades earlier, and how really nice the control stick plays, but overall it needed around 50% more printtime than a comparable Everest and ate around 5% more rare earth feedstock

dire cloud
#

And some of the ID exotic weapons are really frigging good.

halcyon swift
#

Not arguing against your opinion, just wanted to say what I interpreted in my game
My interpretation is that Raptor didn't get worse, it had near Everest-like performance and lower reliability than Everest to begin with

#

Unless you have a mechanic who knows how to fix these problems, Raptors do run into problems far more often than a real Everest
And as ID becomes more and more notorious, these problems with Raptor will be over emphasized, and eventually become a “I'd rather go to war with a bowl of cereal than a Raptor” meme

dire cloud
#

So like the CyberTruck?

#

Compared to previous Tesla cars?

halcyon swift
#

(I'm not a fan of ID, I'm just easily attracted to a mech that everyone complains about but everyone drives it😭 )

halcyon swift
clever cloud
#

You can point to any american car in the 90s for problems like these. Didnt matter if they were a god damn mustang, they're durability was absolute trash.

opal canyon
keen sentinel
#

Subtext when Domtext walks into the room

ebon hatch
#

that's just DT

worthy root
# hearty whale Forgotten ~~Weapons~~ Mechs channel going over a pre-enshittification Raptor, re...

“Hi guys. Thanks for tuning in to another episode of Military Misfires. I’m Rostam, and today we’re taking a look at the IDM-01 Raptor. Now, what we have here is bit of a rarity. This is actually a first generation Raptor, originally submitted to Union for as competitors for their 2nd generation orbit to ground fast response mech.

If you're familiar with the Raptor-4s found in the long rim today, you'll notice some major changes ...

hearty whale
#

God I want to watch that

#

A mech designed specifically for orbital drops would be interesting too, naking it the Raptor could even explain why it doesn't match up to the Everest favorably, it basically had to dedicate resources to dealing with orbital insertion.

noble ivy
shell bison
#

deserved tbh

balmy obsidian
#

Have I ever told you about our team, I love my team

keen sentinel
#

(then we got to the final combat)

balmy obsidian
#

Look at them getting ready for mission 4

#

I am so ready

steady adder
#

@balmy obsidian and @hearty whale did AMAZING job creating Third Pillar Promise's token like my god

hearty whale
#

All I did was help out with the back cranes, @balmy obsidian the pixel wizard did 99% of it

steady adder
#

Y e a h

hearty whale
#

I did do this though.

balmy obsidian
#

Critical mission supplies only

hearty whale
#

I highly recommend messing with your teammate's tokens

balmy obsidian
#

Sadly suneater has no free hands

shell bison
#

Look at he SQUAD

balmy obsidian
#

5 days left until mission 4 az_shake

wild flame
steady adder
#

My pilot is from Union and goddamn Cradle (the system not the planet), so the three pillars are what inspired them to sign up for union military to be the positive change in the galaxy.
The name is actually title of family of mechs, with the starting everest having been just 'Third Pillar Promise' until its destruction, with MK 1.2 and MK 1.3 Invader-Variant "Lighthouse" following it in LL 0-1, with my lancaster being Third Pillar Promise MK 2 "Strength in Unity".

balmy obsidian
#

Ai is union's strongest pocketperson

shell bison
#

Long way from home

balmy obsidian
#

We also have "A Promise Made" for the Saladin which might become "A Promise Kept" at some point if something special happens

west phoenix
#

Ah man I want to learn how to kitbash/make pixel art of our mechs sooo bad I have an idea that I have to edit from other pieces

balmy obsidian
#

Just do it ™️

west phoenix
#

I can't (yet) sobcat

balmy obsidian
#

But why :(

west phoenix
#

Oh if you mean start learning I totally could, I think I've gotten pretty decent at editing existing pieces

#

Rn I've found myself down a custom frame rabbit hole that started off as a meme and now I want to develop

balmy obsidian
#

Good necoarcmischievous

west phoenix
#

Actually named the leviathan I wonder if that was subliminal

balmy obsidian
#

Oh please tell me more

clever cloud
#

Jenny's running a starfinder campaign for us where a major faction is called the Leviathans

balmy obsidian
#

amazing

clever cloud
#

there's also Fire Witches

#

and we constantly argue jokingly about who copied whom

west phoenix
#

This is literally me

west phoenix
#

So I practically own the word now

balmy obsidian
#

nuh uh

west phoenix
west phoenix
balmy obsidian
#

Do you think it could have been convergent evolution

#

Or better yet, the coincidence field

west phoenix
#

Trans therian to trans therian communication

balmy obsidian
#

Everyone really is trans in space

upbeat hemlock
#

showing up late to the Raptor 4 discussion: based on eerybody's comments, making the raptor 4 equivalent to an everest that can't regain CP - using the Core Power completely burns out some systems, so you have to reprint the thing before you can use the core power again. Which for player characters 99% of the time is no different to an Everest

hushed pilot
balmy obsidian
#

oh god we need to make new memes

shell bison
#

The HA John Wick

hushed pilot
#

More like John Brick

orchid seal
#

Lol, massive thread necro but my players went out of their way to buy Jerry a new shirt during their latest downtime.

tame tide
#

Getting smacked in the face with a ping for a message I sent 36 days ago

orchid seal
#

They also got up to some serious wardrobe tomfoolery in chapter 3... || they decided (on the spot) to kidnap Ignatius when he met with them, so he was along/a prisoner for the Asphodel journey. When they came across the terraforming station and the weather witches demanded something in exchange for their services, the players decided "what if we gave them this guys silly hat?" ...Later, they found him a replacement by giving him the one from the thief (pictured on Jacquerel's token) : ||

timber verge
#

Oh my god

light mist
#

fabulous

balmy obsidian
#

what the fuck laughcry

worthy root
balmy obsidian
#

Wait I did?

worthy root
#

You (The Leviathan Squad)

Mostly it was snicker

balmy obsidian
#

oh yeah

prime terrace
#

Spoilers for...i dont fucking know. just spoilers

GRAAAAH

prime terrace
#

Spoilers again

THEYRE DONE

tiny tangle
#

gm only spoiler channel

chrome halo
#

ahh okay, will do, thanks!

autumn birch
#

Thank you @balmy obsidian and @hearty whale uwu

balmy obsidian
#

All I did was like, tell him to color the chestplate too

dire shell
#

My player, I'm so proud of her ❤️

#

(Our last fight was a WILD ride)

candid elbow
#

A tale in Five Chapters

shell bison
#

Good heavens

#

Please tell me one of the other PCs has medical aid

opal canyon
#

That’s terrifying, if my mech gets wrecked I’m sitting my happy ass in the wreckage for as long as it’s safe, I’ll play a card game with my NHP daughter to pass the time lol

steady adder
#

stares at Adjutant with Black Thumb 1 loaded into it and plans to jockey own mech and slash at adjacent targets with Wolf's Blades while mech is wrestling the target bigbrain

shell bison
#

I still find it wild we have Black thumb as a talent to jockey support your/allies mechs but there isn't a talent yet on a player being more of a menace as a jockier to enemies

west phoenix
#

The children yearn for Titanfall

tiny tangle
#

cant you jockey sorta as like any smaller mech

wild flame
fallow dagger
tiny tangle
#

well I meant not literally the Jockey action, but you can do effectively the same thing by just, grappling a target larger than your mech

fallow dagger
#

True, SMN goes hard

shell bison
west phoenix
#

The atlas putting a barricade in a headlock

shell bison
#

pretty much, yeah

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
#

I'm only gonna use Blackthumb so that Léo can cool the reactor while Lap does his thing honestly I don't think I'm ever gonna use BT 1 derpthonk

#

No way in hell is that guy gonna get away from his mech

dire shell
shell bison
#

Oh thank the Flame

last hearth
# dire shell

God that's such a funny chain of events- complete opposite of first time I saw a jockey from one of my players (killed an ultra while it had structure to spare)

worthy root
prime terrace
#

feed, my children

keen sentinel
#

But you can't do THAT in Titanfall because the mechs are too large to physically hold onto each other

shell bison
#

I mean, tell that to a Northstar main(me)

#

Grapple Teathers and Nuke eject. Sword parry this you god damn ronin

hearty whale
balmy obsidian
#

If we're going down we're going down fighting

steady adder
#

i also think that final battle is what made us focus on heat dmg being a thing we use quite liberally as a 'never again' situation lol

west phoenix
#

Heat is just a resource

#

This post was made by overcharge 1d6+4 gang

west phoenix
#

I could tell serenity was meant to pilot a Harrison mech from last combat: bitch overcharged and stressed herself like 3 times

#

Granted it was the final combat of ch2 and well, we were on the struggle bus

opal canyon
shell bison
#

Superior by Design, baby

west phoenix
opal canyon
clever cloud
opal canyon
shell bison
#

Sunzi mains after LL2

balmy obsidian
hushed pilot
balmy obsidian
#

Everests and Sagarmathas are indeed hackers, it's true 💪

#

GMS wins again

hushed pilot
#

General Massive System(failure)

shell bison
#

I attemptedbeing a hacker at sensors 8, it was painful

balmy obsidian
#

It would be very very hard for me to give up sensors 15 because it feels so much larger than sensors 10 it's insane

shell bison
#

Very much so.

balmy obsidian
#

I also very much love ominously drawing lines on foundry with the ruler tool from 15 spaces away

shell bison
#

I love being a controller and just seeing how to absultely destroy the positioning of the enemy opfor so my Vanguard Viceroy, Melee Amber Phantom and SIZE 3 MELEE TORTUGA can face check

#

Big debate on replacing the sunzi accelerate with the PCP from blackwitch

balmy obsidian
#

Replacing the Sunzi? Betrayal

#

What would your warlock think

shell bison
#

but blink charge into pcp into knock enemy prone funny

candid elbow
balmy obsidian
#

Thank you magic math man/woman/enby

candid elbow
#

Man, and no trouble at all

#

Simply a matter of squares

balmy obsidian
west phoenix
dire cloud
#

That's part of why I love my Mourning Cloak so much. When I ran it on another server, the GM would always be surprised when I'd hack an enemy at that distance for the first time.

opal canyon
opal canyon
#

I’m gonna have a hard time giving up Dialectical Materialism, my beautiful beautiful Chomolungma

#

Fortunately hacker 2 has some fun abilities and Monarch also has 15 sensors hehehehe

balmy obsidian
#

I respect it

dire cloud
#

And when you think about it, locking on to an enemy and firing a Gandiva with Stormbringer 2 is like Balance Control Lockout. It moves the enemy, knocks them prone, and targets E-Def.

shell bison
#

Fulll action BCL

#

God I keep forgetting Monarch Paracasual damage is so free

hearty whale
west phoenix
opal canyon
#

“Nice argument however 10.1.2.12”

clever cloud
#

"Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. 'Cabin 398B Error Code 4303, Hell's Gate'"

hearty whale
#

ICEOUT drone: "Jokes on you, I already know my address!" ClueLess

opal canyon
torpid quarry
timber verge
#

mission 4 spoilers... my lonely kutuzov...

upbeat hemlock
timber verge
#

yes lmao

#

my GM is the #1 Jerry Fan

#

our party is... too optimized.

#

well that and two of us have homebrew. so um

timber verge
#

||THE SOUP CAME IN HANDY............||

#

||IT SAVED A LIFE...||

west phoenix
#

i'm not clicking but i am glad to see another napoleon enjoyer

#

working on a kitbash (my first one :D) of a bunzi/bunpoleon

timber verge
#

party reconfiguring into myself in a kutuzov (only kept one), a pegasus, a raleigh or viceroy, and a gorgon, this will be fun

balmy obsidian
#

that's your first kitbash? god damn

tame tide
#

I just alluded to the fact that I'm allowing legionnaire exotic NHPs in my game

#

LL3 now, we have a NHP clown car Imp all of a sudden

#

5 player party, 2 of which are horizon aligned NHPs

#

Now gone up to a party size of 9 because we also have "not a noble" with over half of the party in a single size half frame

#

Well that's assuming they get an exotic NHP if that's what they wish to seek out in their downtime

#

I'm looking forward to role-playing ||Ozzy, the horizon shipped one and 1-2 others||

#

||and as much as I want to get the exotic gear ones I'm also tempted to throw the game master, chaac or another one in the PCs direction||

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
#

It's very good stuff martchefkiss

shell bison
#

Still love how you used the Sunzi aperature as a chest peice

prime terrace
#

chat im bored what do i do

reef estuary
#

great question

#

i have been trying to create a new character just for funsies

#

also bcs i cannot resist making a cat girl in any setting that will allow it

shell bison
#

We already have a catgirl canonically in IGF

#

Vex knows what she did

restive flower
#

Do we have an official/semi official Mikaela token?

warm notch
#

That’s how we like to pass the time

thorn hinge
# restive flower Do we have an official/semi official Mikaela token?

She's not a mech pilot so you'd just have a human token with cat ears... BUUUT (semi not really spoiler: cut content from act 2 that might still get put in, or may be saved for a certain spinoff project) ||There was a storyline planned for Act 2's SSC arc where the corp takes over Mikaela's extensive mods and sends her to assassinate the SRT. She's still be her, but only in control of her mouth and the body horror of it all was going to be tempered a little bit with her careless mall girl disinterest. She would have been an Ultra Ronin iirc with Short Cycle Lance "Oh heey, I'm like, charging my attack or whatever?" Ultimately it didn't pass the vibes test. Might rework something with it for act 3, and I suppose there's a chance it could be brought back to act 2 before we're finished but I doubt it. Vex has a side project called Can You See The Doors which is an extremely meta introspective thing full of the cut content from IGFs development process. ||

thorn hinge
# prime terrace chat im bored what do i do

I've never seen any token for the DFG Lust from Field Guide: Liminal Space. I played one in the remix game for Rose Bottle and made my own token, but I'd be interested in seeing your take if you have nothing else going on.

restive flower
#

Oh, sorry, I meant Character art in general

Also that spoiler sounds dope

balmy obsidian
#

the dreaded spoiler, tempting me to click quoient

balmy obsidian
prime terrace
thorn hinge
#

np np!

balmy obsidian
#

fairly certain it was a lust

#

from the great and mighty @zinc cradle (jumpscare ping)

zinc cradle
#

Oh hello Leonard

#

And yes it was a DFG Lust

balmy obsidian
#

hello it is very good

zinc cradle
#

:D

thorn hinge
#

It's very nice!

zinc cradle
#

Thanks :D

thorn hinge
#

This is my Lust, The Debts Unpaid

zinc cradle
#

Oooh. Clown color scheme lol

restive flower
#

Both lust tokens are very cool!

west phoenix
restive flower
#

just found a meme and modified it very low quality to fit in ere

reef estuary
shell bison
reef estuary
#

i have seen some art you’ve posted shes very cute :3

shell bison
#

Thank you kindly!

west phoenix
#

couldn't quite get the flowers how i wanted but i really like how it looks SChype

#

Meet Hüpf Auf, Wolpertinger! My take on the bunzi with a blink engine that i was so graciously gifted by a mysterious patron with an obsession with bunnies

opal canyon
#

I absolutely adore them

shell bison
#

THAT'S MY WARLOCK BABY

prime terrace
#

First player mech. Sagarmatha with a Hurricane Cluster Projector and a Mortar

#

They wanted to originally use the Bastion mech, but they changed their mind upon realizing the grenade launcher couldnt be removed

steady adder
#

...is... is that a chef's hat? they cookin'?

raw portal
#

uh hey question, does anyone have comp/con data for the two custom bonds that igf adds?

noble ivy
#

its on the official Itch.io page under "download demo"

raw portal
#

yea i just found it, i'm stupid

halcyon swift
#

Prepared a Token for my IGF (probably won't have a chance to be used)

ebon hatch
#

i love it so much

noble ivy
#

hey, don't be mean to Smol'ren and the Smol'gon's toof

west phoenix
#

Chunky dragon!

prime terrace
#

Chonky

balmy obsidian
#

I talked to Striga today

shell bison
#

Ch3 spoilers, Cliffhanger ending baby! :D

worthy root
storm hinge
#

Was gonna say

#

about to run that encounter today

shell bison
#

oh right. my b

tame tide
#

Mmmm

#

||made 'em size 3||

shell bison
#

More fear factor

storm hinge
storm hinge
#

||I gave the thing the Cascading condition just for the visual effect, as well as a mapwide static effect in addition to the perpetual rain||

steady adder
#

we are barely into the (ch4)||The character development asteroid|| and this is promising. :)

balmy obsidian
#

Very spooky, very dave

#

Striga taught me about Time vampires and how to grow time garlic (I still don't really get it)

silver pumice
#

shes right

wild flame
sacred hare
#

in the words of myfreidn we shoudl add more furries to goldenf lame

tame harbor
#

Vex deliberately limits her power for the sake of people that aren't on their level (non-furries)

shell bison
#

Really dumb meme made about the ch3 fight ||[ERROR] fight|| spoiler

tight pier
balmy obsidian
#

Hello I have a big fucking text dump for you on what happened this session with SRT Leviathan im_tabby_drunk spoilers ahead
Firstly, post chapter 3 spoilers, what everyone was up to before chapter 4 properly starts

#

||- Flashback to a few days ago when we were still on Asphodel, where Quil is inexplicably drawn to somwhere in the middle of nowhere in the wilderness, where his mech freaks out and its systems get confused at whether it is a Stortebeker or a Raleigh and he witnesses a battle between Marika Wren and Lin Zhihao that happened a long time ago. He ponders on whether the visions came from the Golden Hand he has in his possession, his own time-displaced memories, or both, and goes home while thinking about doomed yuri.

  • Fritz goes to see S1GN4L to ask for help on breaching the Interloper's paracausal code bullshit. S1GN4L once again proves he's the best boy and agrees.
  • Fritz and Léo both try to find Striga. She bursts out of a vending machine, causing Fritz to immediately go into combat stance and Léo to throw himself against a wall nearby.
  • Léo asks for help on sending data back in time because he's worried about the Goblin license he received from himself will create a time paradox if he doesn't send it himself at some point. Striga tells him that a time paradox probably won't happen and teaches him about time vampires and how to grow time garlic in a three hour lecture.
  • Fritz asks Striga what she knows about the New Dawn organization and she gives a disturbingly long and detailed summary, so Fritz asks her for help on gathering as much information on them as possible.
  • Back in the mechbay, Aisaan calls the rest of the team because their mech is being weird (again). They were going to get a fusion torch mounted on it but apparently something called an Unraveler installed itself on it, and a program called Wandring Nightmare bolted itself into the systems. The new licensing on the dataplate just sends back error codes. Léo tries to dig into it, gets flashbanged with frankly disturbing audio logs and decides not to dig actually. Aisaan tries out their new weapon by turning a stray barrel into a pile of sand (and doesn't clean it up).
  • Interview time! A Horizon NHP specialist on the Icebreaker by the name of Lyra Van Kraanen apparently has an NHP copilot candidate for one of the team members and also would like to interview Laplace and HEDRON because apparently third wave spontaneous manifestations are supposed to be rare or something, go figure.
  • The team goes to the Icebreaker for the interview, where the Balwinder-Bolaño tests reveal that HEDRON is entirely unshackled but keeps himself stable thanks to Aisaan acting as a one person ontological bridge. Meanwhile, Laplace's shackles prove to be nigh unbreakable and claims that he made them himself so they obviously can't be any less than perfect. Lyra is fuming at the idea that there is two potential breakthroughs right in front of her and she can't publish any research about it because she's wanted in several systems. Lap promises to help.
  • The NHP copilot candidate is revealed to be Atalanta, a NOAH, and Lyra interviews Sam who seems confused, saying that even if he does have the equipment to accommodate for a NOAH copilot he never actually asked anyone about it and wonders who would have told her about it. Lap feigns ignorance.
  • Atalanta joins the team though Sam doesn't have enough space for the required systems in his Saladin right now (3 SP is going to be a tight fit) but he'll find a way eventually. In the meantime, he gifts her one of his late son Marcus's old drones so she can move around and do stuff.
  • The team goes to find Anthony Callahan to discuss a few things. Sam asks about the ominous bloody list he got last time they hanged together and gets told it's probably best not to dig too much. Fritz talks about what happened to him after visiting the Crone and gets told that his existence is wounded and he might unnexist if he interracts with Doors too much in the future. Quil asks about getting a card reading but the cards explode and fly out everywhere, turns out he's really bad at not having Astral Stigmata in other timelines.||
#

And now, actual Chapter 4 spoilers
||- Jerry calls the team in a panic, saying they're needed at Hell's gate now so they take the trip back after trying to bribe Shelly with the promise of Legionspace sushi.

  • Upon their return they get the mission briefing, Phase-shift has defaulted on a contract and now it falls on Hell's gate, and the team is asked to investigate on what happened.
  • Léo figures "HA sponsored mining operation for rare earth and paracausal materials with an unknown client" sounds suspiciously like Loki's dad so he calls him about it, which he confirms is most likely the case after some digging.
  • fuck
  • He then goes sigdiving and tries to find recent communications from Phase-shift or the local sunlighters, the Circuit but finds that there has been zero communications for months now
  • fuck shit
  • The team now asks Loki to go check on Phase-shift. Which he does but quickly finds out everyone is gone and they took every single piece of electronics with them (they did leave the coffee machine though)
  • fuck shit fuck
  • Team goes to S1GN4L and the dorks to ask what they know about the Circuit. Apparently they have a cascading fleet mind and a cascading scylla at home, said they were working on "Something really fucking big" and took down all their repos months ago and went entirely silent.
  • The team theorizes that all of Phase-shift and the Circuit are all holed up on Boltzman but are unsure what they're actually doing.
  • Léo nervously theorizes that the mix of "I command a LOT of people" NHP, "I am overly protective" NHP, people disappearing on an asteroid, stealing of every electronics on hand and "working on something very big" probably means that someone is breaking the First Contact Accords very hard right now
  • Fritz theorizes that all the materials and electronics are being used to construct a blinkgate, like the one that was hidden in a hangar on the Icebreaker. Expect cult activity on arrival.
  • Striga pops out of nowhere again and congratulates the team on finally seeing the truth ™️ about HA, and gives the team an EPHOR to deal with the likely thousands of hackers that you'd expect in any Horus cell worth their salt. Everyone collectively points to Quil who not only uses an old Stortebeker model but also likes redlining his reactor maybe a little too much.
  • The team departs for Boltzman, Atalanta stays on station for now. Upon arrival the team notes a lot of ships stationed on it, but investigating them reveals all the electronics were ripped out too.
  • Siren mentions a weird noise she hears, but only the two other NHPs on the team hear anything. The team suspects the two cascading NHPs likely on the station are to blame, so Siren leaves for now and will wait for visual from the team to come back and pick them up. HEDRON and Lap being built different, they stay with the team.
  • The team finds a more recent ship that is apparently associated with the faith of the one, of which the logs mention cleansing a great evil. Fantastic. They're involved too. Great.
  • Everyone goes in and is forced out of their mechs because the corridors are too damn small. It's pitch black but thankfully the team has both an Omnispectrum scanner for reading rooms, a personal drone for scouting and someone with Darkvision to prevent being snuck upon.
  • Fritz systematically scans every single room before entering, just in case.
  • The locked doors are no match for and assassin, an android and a couple of laser carbine batteries.
  • Team finds a couple of dataslates with messages that do not make Léo any less confident in his theory and he is very unhappy about it.
  • Aisaan briefly thinks they saw something in the vents, but it was probably nothing.
  • "WHAT WILL BE WILL ALWAYS BE"||
#

(I apologize for the scp article jumpscare)

upbeat hemlock
#

thanks for that. Makes me very excited to see my party get there

hearty whale
hushed pilot
#

Just Leo being Leo after every session. Always happy to read the summaries of our exploits in Calliope here

balmy obsidian
#

lamcer...

autumn birch
#

Same!

autumn birch
# balmy obsidian And now, *actual* Chapter 4 spoilers ||- Jerry calls the team in a panic, sayin...

Hilarious addendum:

• ||despite not actually discussing any kind of strategy/tactics for breach/clear/sweep. the entire team immediately and consistently settled into perfect angles in every room, covering all exits and entrances at all times in a staggeringly competent way.||
• ||due to this, Sam is able to keep track of where the SRT has been and what doors were used and alerts the team that something/someone is in there with the group and not pinging off Fritz’s omnispectrum.||
• ||right as the team is pushing into the actual guts of the Boltzmann complex, we contact siren with a mission update, only to catch her at the very start of the interference from a combination of legionspace attack (which she is distancing herself from.) and a blink-void scrambling our comms. Team knows siren is going to realize what’s going on and stay at absolute minimum distance and maintain visual feed, but otherwise, we’re on our own for the rest of this.||

upbeat hemlock
#

||blink outage/void||

autumn birch
#

Thank you!

hushed pilot
#

Looking forward to see what it holds in store. And if anything tries to surprise us, it's going to severely regret that decision

west phoenix
#

i can't read any of this lol but i do love how in depth y'all go with your recaps, i should make one for chapter 1 and 2 when we finish it soon

#

but i have no idea what elizabeth and primo did during their downtime between ch1 and 2 lmao

worthy root
#

Meanwhile, my other group is dealing with the start of Act 2 downtime by acting out in the best way possible:

west phoenix
#

we have been discussing an srt cookout as well lmao

#

from our team uncle august 'just grillin' eckles

clever cloud
#

calliopean coincidence field strikes again

west phoenix
#

when the queers have free reign

balmy obsidian
#

so called free thinkers

balmy obsidian
shell bison
west phoenix
balmy obsidian
#

Hmm...

#

Maybe eleonor has some insights

west phoenix
upbeat hemlock
#

saw a tumblr post, thought of Calliope, had to edit

shell bison
#

Lmao

thorn hinge
upbeat hemlock
#

on it

thorn hinge
#

Though, fair warning, that tag's way worse for spoilers than this channel

upbeat hemlock
#

that's fine for me, I'm the GM

#

but yeah, fair warning for everybody else

tiny tangle
#

learning to kitbash, heres a couple simple ones done for a few of my players

#

evie's should hardly even count, its just a different head on the blackmark, and the two glows layered attempting a like mass effect style omni-blade

#

but Im pretty happy with how feedback's turned out based on just a verbal description of a dragon/bat like mech

#

but also, heres one Im much more proud of, of a particular guy from the end of chapter 1 (spoilers obv) :3

west phoenix
#

those look so sick

silver pumice
fading wyvern
#

||what will be will always be||

main scaffold
#

We got hit with the Chapter 4 spooky questions last session!

||
The mirror holds an ogre. A brutish shade, arms and chest bulked out by cybernetics. Someone whose first and only resort was violence for the longest period of time. A door-kicker, a member of the mob, an executioner.

Hands that did horrifying things, eyes that witnessed it all with whirring cameras behind them. Bullets, blood, tears and coolant.

But despite it all, there is one single redeeming quality, cradled deep within the monster’s heart. Someone to make it all up to. Someone to stand against the darkness for. Someone that is worth abandoning years of teaching, someone that is worth delivering a punch into the face of what might as well be a God.

All of this long and arduous journey is worth it, because he’s doing it for his daughter.

That’s what’s deepest in the heart of the monster in the mirror.

Love.

The mirror holds an ogre. A pencil-straight spine, urban camo body armor, arms and chest bulked out by cybernetics, cold anti-light blazing in his eyes. One hands holds a rifle, the other one a broken Firebird symbol, crushed in a huge fist.

He trusted the Church, and they betrayed his trust, hurt him again like he had been hurt before, and he turned that betrayal into cold hard hate. He’d rode the wings of his daughter to wield her unknowable memetic power, and he turned it into a weapon to be used against anything wearing a robe he could find.

Righteous fury against a cause, no longer in the name of anything but vengeance. An Anti-Paladin.

That’s what’s deepest in the heart of the monster in the mirror.

Hate.
||

#

This is who we're talking about, by the way - Gaspard Sarasses, callsign Havana and his daughter Lira

trail flume
#

I got to bonk S1gn4l with my Cannibal reload tonight. I'm happy.

balmy obsidian
#

NO MY BOY NOOOO im_tabby_nooooo

hearty whale
main scaffold
#

adopted, yes!

main scaffold
fast parrot
#

Lira is a sweetheart but uh, she's not been having a good time boss

thorn hinge
main scaffold
#

I'm so excited to see what our gm does with them this friday

#

Quite proud of mirroring the answer format for both

balmy obsidian
#

Vibrating violently

#

One day I will click that spoiler, one day, when we are through mission 4

#

everyone agreed to play again on this saturday (this time without us forgetting that Daylight savings exists differently for everyone)

opal canyon
heady vale
#

My friend group loves this pathetic man

#

You know.
....... Since no one's gonna probably get him, what if I make MILLSTONE an NPC two specific party members find together w a subaltern..... (Inspired by @silver pumice )

balmy obsidian
#

Next episode of SRT Leviathan adventures this saturday joyous

#

Where we ||get chased in the vents by spooky dave||

steady adder
silver pumice
#

we love millstone

upbeat hemlock
#

one of my players expressed interest in the Pegasus, so looks like I'll be putting Millstone in

balmy obsidian
#

Now I'm sad that no one's going for a Pegasus in our team oldtownroad

west phoenix
#

Oooo! We have a pegasister

worthy root
balmy obsidian
#

I'm okay with this

prime terrace
#

I think one of my players wants to play an NHP oh dear god

tame tide
#

It's cool

#

I have 2 in my party

prime terrace
#

Im gonna be a bit of a mean dm and only allow one nhp pilot in the game tbh

tame tide
#

Fair

#

It is fascinating the upsides and downsides of NHP pilots lmao

#

Downsides: Cascade and such
Upsides: Immune to a decent amount of pirate bullshit, slaver signal + prying claws immunity is funny

#

Also, if the PCs are in the tooth, they're basically immune to whatever G Maneuvers Siren pulls

#

Also depending on how much work you want to put into it, cascading is somethingg to preppare for

#

You can just pull the dustgrave table, but LEgionnaire also has good reads on cascades

#

And I have psychoanalysed my players and prepared what to read to them when they cascade

#

Treating it as if they just got +10 rank into their most signature skill in disco elysium and everythingg else is -10

hushed pilot
halcyon swift
#

Add the Dragon's Tooth floor plan to my game room settings.

balmy obsidian
#

god damn that's a sick ass mission screen

fast parrot
tame tide
#

Strigas truth and the search for the 2007 dell laptop

balmy obsidian
#

There's a calliopean network?

halcyon swift
#

Okay, we're finally here.
Ch1 A COLOR OUT OF TIME spoiler.

thorn hinge
twilit star
#

Local networks are probably exceedingly common in a lot of systems across the Orion Arm

#

Omni doesn’t replace everything after call

shell bison
#

The muse is essentially the Calliopean exclusive network

#

so if you character doesn't know a Omni/Union standard of X or Y, it not being on the Muse is a valid excuse

prime terrace
halcyon swift
#

I'm not sure that explains it.
But in my previous job as a mobile game artist, the work included user interface design

Also, the game tools I used had a lot of support for layout design (as opposed to almost no support for tactical combat).

#

Thank you for the compliment.😳

shell bison
#

It still looks amazing! 🫶

balmy obsidian
#

infrastructure? on calliope? sounds liek a hoax Clueless

pale notch
halcyon swift
#

People make some really crazy game room layouts with it
But I'm sure most of them are on Twitter so I can't just post them.

normal root
#

I may be just bad at searching for it but where is the in progress stuff for Act 2?

halcyon swift
#

#909574961931362365 message

#

Please note that this channel is for GMs and is full of spoilers

normal root
#

👍

#

thank you

reef estuary
#

working on my girls hardsuit design :3

twilit star
#

Hardsuits tend to be as bulky as literal spacesuits, but technically the design can be anything cuz it’s lancer Sci Fi nonsense, and even if you adhere to that principle the design at least looks like it could be worn under the hardsuit- looks fire regardless

noble ivy
#

-# i wonder if its rude that i toss bricks at every pretty woman i see... LesbianBrick

twilit star
prime terrace
tight pier
#

Like this is what I imagine when thinking about far-future hardsuits

balmy obsidian
#

I have a stealth hardsuit so no plating for me

reef estuary
tiny tangle
#

someone in my party has a plugsuit as their hardsuit bc it looks cool and sometimes thats the only justification I need

tame tide
#

Yeah size of hardsuits differ

#

Like they can either be the thr mass effect skintight armours or astronaut suit and weight just determines the material

#

Good Crb references

shell bison
#

that on vlad pilot goes hard

tame tide
#

Real

tiny tangle
#

I get to run my game today :3

#

my group’s session 3

reef estuary
#

after 67 years

balmy obsidian
tame tide
#

Every session is hype... made me check what session I'm on

#

As much as i love mission 3... I'm glad it's over

#

There reaches a point with 5 players where sessions get rather slow and there hasn't been plot progression since the (mission 3) ||Crone||

shell bison
#

I am excited cause Saturday I get to run ||[ERROR]|| ch3 spoiler

reef estuary
#

she would try to catch it all cool and nonchalantly but it would def smack her in the face

shell bison
#

My players have the added aid from two NPC's cause I asked,
"You have npcs in your back pocket in your travels and those you took with you. Any back up?"

"Oh yeah let's take ||Anastasia and Pear|| they should help us out!"
this will go very well cause that means those two are going to be present for ||The Crone|| Ch3 spoilers

west phoenix
tame tide
#

Downtime is a weird bit where either the plot does or doesn't progress for me as a gm and acts as a weird intermission. This session is the most excited I've been for a downtime just because of how long mission 3 took

balmy obsidian
#

Mission 3 felt quite long but also I loved every second of it honestly

#

The GM does killer work making the world feel alive and the other players are always always up to something it's great I love them all

clever cloud
balmy obsidian
#

Just do 9 hour sessions fam

clever cloud
#

ok, the only 4 hour session we did was for Killer Sound and that shit fucked

balmy obsidian
#

We did it once there is zero regret (once you get past the usual 'stayed up til 6 am' one)

noble ivy
#

I feel drained/hollow after 2-3 hours...
i think your group is simply built different

clever cloud
#

im 20 to 30 years old i cant do that shit i dont have the stamina!

balmy obsidian
#

I don't think we're doing it again any time soon draclul

#

Then again it was mostly character stuff if it was 9 hours of combat I'd be fucking dead I think

tame tide
#

My other players though...

#

I once ran a dnd one shot from like 5pm to 1am

#

I don't know how i did it

clever cloud
#

holy fuck

#

i ran killer sound from 10pm to 2am

#

it was great, top tier

balmy obsidian
#

Killer sound is EyJam

clever cloud
#

the sleep derilium really added to the experience

tame tide
#

Your sessions start at 10pm???

clever cloud
#

yes...

tame tide
#

😩

#

Id be dead before we start

clever cloud
#

most of my players are 3 hrs earlier

tame tide
#

Fair

balmy obsidian
#

"There is a hyper meter. I don't know what it does but we have to fill it up to maximum at all costs."

clever cloud
#

we used to start at 8pm but one of them has evening classes

#

this semester

tame tide
#

Don't need to worry about time zones if 4/5 of your players live in the same house 😎

balmy obsidian
#

Oh god timezones

#

It's a miracle that we have a session with the group we have and I feel like the two americans are really getting the short end of the stick draclul

clever cloud
#

im gonna move even further east, and run games with 10hr differences. /j

noble ivy
#

one of my players is across the pond so i worry about time zones immensely

balmy obsidian
#

We have someone who is very west in the US and on the other side we have a finn

#

I think we literally do have a 10h difference

clever cloud
#

oh god i just realized my original party for IGF had people in US west coast AND west Europe

#

fucking 10 hr diff between them

balmy obsidian
#

But also the finn is insane and frequently is the last to leave the call even if it's 3am their time

light mist
#

one of my players is doing a study abroad semester in Japan
weirdly enough it works out bc we can just run evening sessions and for her they're in the morning

clever cloud
#

lets goo 7am lancer!!

tame tide
#

Here i am wondering what the fuck ill do if a player moves out the city to due to getting a job elsewhere

clever cloud
#

actually al, do you run virtual games being in the same house?

#

that's so funny

balmy obsidian
#

Shockingly we have less scheduling troubles with SRT leviathan thatn I have trying to run ICON sessions with 4 people that also live in france draclul

clever cloud
#

"Alright everyone, get ready for the session"
everyone walks away to their rooms

balmy obsidian
#

Just like me fr

balmy obsidian
#

Oui

tame tide
#

I use foundry, everyone runs it on their laptops. Dice rolls happen in person

#

Apart from structure and stress just because it's automated better

clever cloud
#

rad

#

it's like a hacker movie

#

everyone with their laptops on the dinner table

tame tide
#

Not even round a dinner table

#

I'm sat on a beanbag on the floor

#

With an Ikea Djungelskog behind me as a back rest

#

I can send a pic of my setup when I'm home

balmy obsidian
#

We do that whenver we have irl meetups with friends. There's just The Table ™️ where everyone puts their laptops on and gathers around most of the day

tame tide
#

I have the most scuffed setup where the PC in my room is hosting, my laptop is connected as the GM. My laptop cannot run foundry twice so I use Parsec to stream my PC to my laptop to run an account in foundry that shows the combats on a TV but only showing player accessible info

balmy obsidian
#

It's like a discord call but you can throw peanuts at the others if they call you bad at platformers

tame tide
#

It also shows clocks and scenes in narrative play so people don't need their laptops as much out of combat

balmy obsidian
#

what the fuck that's fantastic

tame tide
#

I am also sat on the floor next to a Lecturn that my player made that I put the lancer core rulebook onto

#

We call it the bible

balmy obsidian
#

"Is an improvised attack a quick action or a full action?"
"Let me consult the sacred texts..."

tame tide
#

Real

#

"Pass me the bible" is a frequent term

balmy obsidian
#

Thanks I'll start saying that now

#

"Gonna check the bible"

tame tide
#

Autism be damned, my boy can work a Lancer Core rulebook

#

It's basically if there's something I'm not certain on or someone wants to find something out without disturbing me

clever cloud
#

im the most unhelpful GM of all time my god.
"Is improvised attack a quick action?"
"idk, im too busy kicking your shit in, take 14 damage"

balmy obsidian
#

Thanks Random

clever cloud
#

ok there's 6 of them! im busy!!! managing 12+ NPCs give me a break!

tame tide
#

And I keep bullying them by accident 😭

balmy obsidian
#

I try to be a reliable rule helper but also sometimes I'm scared of being annoying about it

shell bison
#

Flashbacks to the time an Archer wrecked my atlas player with an improvised attack

clever cloud
#

ive designated a player to be the rules lawyer cuz i truly do not have the bandwidth

balmy obsidian
#

Everytime someone asks a rule question I dive in to answer I can't help it

clever cloud
#

i, of course, provide anything regarding map and sitrep

shell bison
#

HAH

balmy obsidian
#

-# Of course it is

tame tide
#

I am the rules lawyer

shell bison
#

I CAN POST MY NEW MEME

balmy obsidian
#

Is that the Invincible title card but for SUNZI BLINK CHARGES?

tame tide
#

Because the others are the ones who are trying to break the rules on their knee

#

THIS DAMN CAMPAIGN I HAVE HAD MORE RULES DISPUTES THAN ALL OTHER 3 LANCER GAMES COMBINED

balmy obsidian
#

I will rules lawyer myself in the foot if I have to

tame tide
#

Last friday in a game I'm playing. I joined late

#

I walked into the room and immediately said

#

"GM, the aegis is immune to impaired"

#

And the GM just went "wait... You're right" and immediately removed it

halcyon swift
#

I had to run IGF online due to moving away from the city where my players live.
Otherwise I prefer to run the game in person.

noble ivy
#

sometimes its good to have a rules lawyer
but i gotta have a rules public defender to help keep my games fair and honest

for example: i completely forgot that engaging with an enemy uses up your remaining movement
so, i gotta remember that the next time i try footsie'ing my grapple heavy player

tame tide
#

My first lancer game was with my Uni TTRPG society, was wallflower with 6 players. Loved the players, loved the game... But god damn I wish I ended it in act 1... I just couldn't run it online....

#

Online games work but they need to start online

tiny tangle
tame tide
tiny tangle
#

I am sorry for asking if a 17 hits your 8 evasion LL0 everest it will happen again

halcyon swift
#

I look forward to the point in the game where I can arrange a stay-over with the players to run one of the IGF chapters in person😭

tame tide
#

Ooh my player also made a coin that says "Hell yeah!" and "Nope" that they gifted to me so I could toss the coin in person on invis rolls

#

Physically tossing a coin on invisiblity is simply built different

tiny tangle
#

damned to online forever

balmy obsidian
#

Hang on let me check something

#

14 hour flight I'm sure that's doable Clueless

halcyon swift
#

My only complaint about the game so far is that it runs way slower than I'd like it to.

Seriously, if we were to run the game in person, we could finish the entire MISSION1 in about a full day of sessions, and now that we've been playing online for about three months, we've just arrived at A COLOR OUT OF TIMES😭

halcyon swift
west phoenix
tame tide
west phoenix
#

multiple times: "i'd like to use my reaction"
"you don't have your shield..."
"and?"

clever cloud
#

well it happened all the way in combat 1

halcyon swift
clever cloud
#

but yes, god knows the sal needs rules help

west phoenix
#

bro has the longest turns explaining that he's gonna walk 4 steps and place the shield down

#

just put the fries in the bag lil bro

clever cloud
#

real "let me read the text for all abilities out loud" syndrome

tame tide
#

Enclave pattern support shield?

halcyon swift
#

But our battles went unusually fast, and I suspect it's because I'm so bad at fighting that my players were able to quickly slaughter me.

Usually our battles only take 1~1.5 hours.

west phoenix
#

they WHAT

#

our battles are like 4 hours

clever cloud
#

wow that's fast

tame tide
#

Same

#

Ours takes full session

west phoenix
#

but we only have one dps lol

tame tide
#

With 5 players

tame tide
#

WIlling to trade

west phoenix
#

well when we had 6 players it was balanced...

clever cloud
#

my fastest fight ever was againts 4 PCs with 2 players controlling 2x. We finished in 100 mins

tame tide
#

I've got a Nuccav amber phantom who just picked up DSAS's Willing to give them away

west phoenix
halcyon swift
clever cloud
west phoenix
#

ACTUALLY

balmy obsidian
#

I think the fastest fight we have are the ones with ultras in them because it turns out they are so far not immune to surprise heatgunning

west phoenix
#

SEND IN THE CLOWNS WAS TRIVIALIZED BY ME

tiny tangle
#

all of my players are dps and while combat did take 3 hours it only lasted 3 rounds, pulling out shit I didnt even know was possible at LL0, terrified of these guys

tame tide
#

I find it much easier to execute plans as a GM with NPCs than as a player

tiny tangle
#

granted most of the time being bogged down was me forgetting what my npcs did

west phoenix
#

same with the uh, ||signal|| fight. i forgot the name (minor ch1 spoilers)

tame tide
#

Because player, I feel like I need to do something. Which sometimes as a GM you can't do... And that means the players are doing well

west phoenix
#

we just bully eleonor without actually killing any of the character

#

woe, bcl upon ye

#

btw, you're now a nuke

tame tide
#

True

#

Controllers struggle MUCH MUCH more on double budget sitreps IMO

#

Buuut depending on player count... Chomo core...

#

HUH

#

THAT MAKES SENSE

#

I JUST REALISED WHY CHOMO CORE IS SO GOOD BUT I NEVER FOUND IT TOO USEFUL...

west phoenix
#

gms supremacy

tame tide
#

Because It's less useful in smaller games...

west phoenix
#

our monarch wants to get superheavy mounting just to put a pinaka on the chomo again

balmy obsidian
#

CHOOMY SWEEP

west phoenix
#

but i know if they do they will never shoot their gun again

tame tide
#

Ooh NVM

west phoenix
#

it does! pinaka is a superheavy

balmy obsidian
#

I WIDE AREA CODE PULSE TO (ch3) ||HACK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF STEELE'S SCREENS AND TAKE OVER HIS STREAM||

tame tide
west phoenix
tame tide
west phoenix
#

oh yeah yeah my b

tame tide
#

NGL

west phoenix
#

but at LL3 i'm just gonna teleport the enemy team into the delayed pinaka missiles on top of my anchor :)

tame tide
#

I once was playing a kidd

#

And I wanted to give it a leviathan cannon

balmy obsidian
clever cloud
#

1.5 years of Lancer and ive only ever played 3 combats a player. I dont know anything player-side

west phoenix
#

and you're a mourning cloak player

#

all you know is eat hot chip and nothing personnel kid

tame tide
#

Then I just realised... The more actions I'm using on the super heavy... The less I'm using on the other things I have on this mech... So if I'm using the mech cos I get access to cool actions (in your case, BCL)... Then I'm not using the Pinakas which is a waste of a Core bonus

west phoenix
tame tide
#

If I'm using Pinakas, then I'm wasting actions that aren't BCL

tame tide
west phoenix
#

yeah but like, damage. we need damage. please, even a crumb

tame tide
#

DD288

west phoenix
#

our poor pegasus is carrying the game on her back

tame tide
#

What's the party comp?

west phoenix
#

we're not at LL2 yet, we will be soon
everest/pegasus
big sag/big sal
lanny/chomo
monarch/chomo
dusk wing/chomo

#

oh, and sometimes a tokugawa everest. sometimes :)

balmy obsidian
#

oh god you have 3 chooms

west phoenix
#

we're respecing at LL2 if you'd rather me list that

clever cloud
tame tide
#

Of all the games my final party comps:
WF:

  • Nelson (DPS)
  • Monarch (DPS)
  • Blackbeard (DPS)
  • Tortuga (Half a DPS? Very good defender)
  • Deaths head (DPS)
  • Lancaster (Horse)

Second game

  • Tokugawa (DPS)
  • Zheng (DPS)
  • Mourning cloak (DPS)

third game

  • Ghengis Mk 1 (DPS)
  • Raleigh (DPS)
  • Oleander (DPS)
  • Bligh (NOT A DPS (ish)!!!)

Current game

  • Amber phantom (DPS)
  • Orchis (Not a DPS)
  • Barbarossa (DPS)
  • Monarch (DPS)
  • Goblin (Not a DPS)
#

HAVE ONE OF THE DPS FROM THE MANY GAMES I HAVE GM'D FOR

#

PLEASE!!!

clever cloud
#

AL WHY ARE THEY ALL DPS!?!?

tame tide
#

The Goblin in the current game is going clown car NHP so is becoming a controller DPS

tame tide
west phoenix
#

this is genuinely what i expected from our party

#

but we all said "we're done with playing dps"

#

i usually play the big ass brawler/tank but poor baby serenity would never

balmy obsidian
#

I mean, hey, all dps works, Matsci's first group is apparently doing well in spite of it all

tame tide
#

All DPS works

#

But it can struggle sometimes

west phoenix
#

there's no action economy if they're dead

balmy obsidian
#

As soon as they get an advantage it's over for the opfor

tame tide
#

There have been many times where shooting them works, but sometimes people are incredibly bogged down in conditions and control effects that they struggle HARD

west phoenix
#

our whole party plan rn is "take the enemy and push them somewhere else"

#

and once i get in the sunzi that ain't gonna change, it's just gonna be fancier

balmy obsidian
#

take the enemy and ✨ teleport ✨ them somewhere else

west phoenix
#

usually my team so i can get those sweet FA (Field Analyst) dice!

#

we are thanking eleonor for running such a fun game by making sure she can't do anything

#

ranged attack? FA, napoleon license, big sal
melee? teleport away
tech attack? thanks for the jolly roger
existing across the map? sniped

balmy obsidian
#

our favorite strategy is the thunderdome cavalier

#

Lancaster hoists the Saladin with a hardlight shield bubble while a striker rides on the lancaster

west phoenix
#

thats GENIUS

#

our party is notorious for doing the most convoluted plans to actually hurt the enemy when we could just shoot them if we were dps

#

teleporting the enemy team to the anchor where the delayed pinaka missiles are, prep a deployable for reroute power or kidd active for, god, what is that? 10d6 spread out?

#

and using omnibus plate to get extra range on the anchor to ensure the enemy team is placed in the optimal death zone

balmy obsidian
#

200 iq plays

#

Go team

west phoenix
#

this is like 3 turns of prep instead of, you know, just shooting them

shell bison
#

Good heavens I look away and there's so many posts

tame tide
#

Sorry to be the killer of fun

west phoenix
#

delete this

tame tide
#

I found this out in my first game when reading mule harness with a deaths head sniper on a lancaster

tiny tangle
#

my group is still in chapter 1 but they keep talking very excitedly about their LL2 plans which are currently as follows:

  • nhp clown car pegasus
  • oleander
  • worldkiller genghis
  • lycan
  • calendula

I fear for my future

west phoenix
#

oleander is deaths head, right?

#

i think thats from the same thing as the salamander. it's probably my favorite of all of the mechs but it seems waaaay too strong

tiny tangle
#

the only one even going remotely not dps is the worldkiller via the vanguard talent but shes still putting tokugawa license levels in there

tiny tangle
balmy obsidian
#

No wait the saladin is being dragged by cable winch not mule harness

#

the cavalier on the mule harness is not immobilized

hushed pilot
#

Matter of fact, knocking me off the mule harness worked in my favor during our last proper fight

shell bison
#

The joy in my players knowing the lancaster has 6 base speed so she just grapples an ally and walk them 6 spaces

hushed pilot
#

That's actually something we did too. "We need to get out of here now
looks at full mule harness
"Alright, plan B"

steady adder
#

been there, done that WheezeBot

balmy obsidian
hushed pilot
#

▪️ 🛻
lefthand 🤖 righthand

balmy obsidian
shell bison
#

You know some Asphodelian posting on the muse about Pavement Princess Lancaster pilots

#

GET THAT THING SOME REAL OFF ROADING
Posts their mothballed ass lancaster covered in acid rain and mud

tame tide
#

Alsoooo I need ideas

balmy obsidian
#

@tame tide How dare you laugh react me you gave me a heart attack with that message draclul

tame tide
#

Cable winch is 500% more based

balmy obsidian
#

We even have the "Concrete scraping sound effect" on soundboard for when the saladin gets moved this way

tame tide
#

I need help Mission 3:4 downtime sppoilers

||I have a player choosing "Ruin Steele's day", they want to swapp their mech out from Barbarossa -> Ghengis MK 1 as part of the downtime... What would be a good frame name for the ID offbrand Raptor?||

#

||COnsidering raptor and all manufacturers so far have a naming scheme... Surely ID would have a dinosaur naming scheme||

balmy obsidian
#

||Matsci told us it's all birds||

tame tide
#

uuuh

#

Yeah that fits

#

I just need an ID Ghengis knockoff

balmy obsidian
#

||You want a Genghis you got the Phoenix||

#

||Which is funny for theming reasons||

tame tide
#

The Furiosa aura is a bug became feature on the ID frame

#

The reactor just overloaded into the nearby area due to venting issues

steady adder
balmy obsidian
#

||Firehawk?||

tame tide
#

But it doesn't damage the mech long term so the designers kinda just said "fuck it" and kept it

clever cloud
#

Pontiac Firebird

tame tide
#

ID Fireback

balmy obsidian
#

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_kite Apparently these ones are attracted by fire and smoke where "they seek escaping prey"

The black kite (Milvus migrans) is a medium-sized bird of prey in the family Accipitridae, which also includes many other diurnal raptors. It is thought to be the world's most abundant species of Accipitridae, although some populations have experienced dramatic declines or fluctuations. Current global population estimates run up to 6.7 million i...

shell bison
#

That's metal as fuck

balmy obsidian
#

But that's only what three seconds of google fu tells me so it might be entirely false

#

Then again who in ID is gonna do fact checking draclul

west phoenix
balmy obsidian
#

wait what it has two armor

#

holy shit

tame tide
#

Yeah

clever cloud
#

what the fuck?

tame tide
#

Kidd goes hard

#

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

west phoenix
tame tide
#

ORBITAL BLAST

clever cloud
#

why that tugboat so tanky???

tame tide
#

Tugbote

clever cloud
#

WHY THAT TUGBOAT SO FAST

shell bison
tame tide
#

Some mechs with that armour has 3 speed

#

It has double the legs therefore double the speed

steady adder
#

Kidd could be fun battletaxi long as someone else is bringing the repairs

balmy obsidian
#

shakes Death'shead
why don't you have 20 speed

#

kidd is gonna be hard to battletaxi with considering it's size 1

clever cloud
#

20 speed but immobilized 90% of the time

steady adder
#

ll4 2 kidd and 2 lanny

tame tide
#

I think "ID-BLack Kite" works very well, I'll go with that

west phoenix
#

our kidd is planning on going gilgamesh for those utility drones and the ammo feeds core bonus

shell bison
#

oh that is good

west phoenix
#

and burst 3 spear charges on an omnibus plate sounds scary af tbh

west phoenix
clever cloud
#

finally, damage!

west phoenix
#

and at LL6 i'll have the funny displacer :)

#

i could take it at LL5 but i will fry myself every shot. it would be funny

clever cloud
#

you already do that

tame tide
west phoenix
#

its a MINE instead of a DEPLOYABLE

tame tide
#

Yeah

west phoenix
#

i am only the rules lawyer for the squad because i know wtf they're doing. in reality i am dumb as hell

west phoenix
clever cloud
west phoenix
#

LOL true. people forgetting they have tools perfect for situations like the sharanga missiles and restock drones while there's like 6 enemies with a single hitpoint and some poor soul is burning

tame tide
#

Impact Dynamics Black Kite

The Black kite was designed by reverse engineering the initial Genghis MK 1 “Worldkiller” at a similar time to the Genghis MK2s development, to see if it was potentially fill the niche of the Ghengis Mk 1 whilst aligning more to the 3rd committees utopian pillars. In an attempt to stabilise the TBK suite of the MK 1, the ID Black kites developments isolated the reactor to make sure that the harmful radiation would cycle back into itself as a crude method of recycling the reactor heat. This worked, however introduced a design flaw that caused it to seep out of excess radiators into the local environment, causing the exact same effect the MK 1 Genghis's TBK suite did in a different roundabout way. Around the time of testing and development however, higher ups within Impact Dynamics were talking about the swap in company priorities to agriculture. To prevent the project from going nowhere, designers refined this so the reactor loop didn’t damage itself, put a green stamp on it and called it a day to prevent the project from remaining in a permanent hiatus of “in development” once Impact Dynamics stopped working on weaponry.

clever cloud
#

for one combat i was running Kai's rebake turrets. basically, they can deploy a shit ton of dangerous turrets but they're all 1hp. And almost everyone else refused to kill them and it nearly caused the one DPS to lose their mech

west phoenix
#

I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID, THE SUPPORT CONTROLLER, WITH A GUN THAT DOES 3 DAMAGE

#

USE THE DAMN MISSILES

#

veil rifle is kind of goated tho, i will miss it

clever cloud
#

literally ONE aoe for the love of god

shell bison
#

best I can do is alt fire mode engineer weapon

west phoenix
clever cloud
#

Remember folks, 5 people can't target 4x 1hp targets! but 1 people can definitely one-shot a 20hp target

clever cloud
west phoenix
#

and sharanga missiles!!! thats 2 down right there!

clever cloud
#

stunning

#

instead, here, take 16 damage

west phoenix
#

stop using system crusher for one damn turn!!!!

tame tide
#

w u t

#

Just hack the turrets

#

They have 1hp and no heat cap so they take it as 2 energy damage

clever cloud
#

... one at a time...

west phoenix
#

in this case the missiles were better because you can make 2 attacks with them

#

and the line of the veil rifle

#

we got a lot with wide area pulse but it was after it structured one of our mechs twice

worthy root
# tame tide Of all the games my final party comps: WF: - Nelson (DPS) - Monarch (DPS) - Blac...

My two groups are a study in contrast

Group one, aka "Our Strategy is Oregon Trail as played by 13 year olds”

Redo: Pegasus 2/Death Head 2/Goblin 1 Death Head Mimic Gun Deletion machine

Tempest: Comet(Suldan) 3/Emperor 1/Sparrowhawk 1. high speed AWACS Gunship

Storybook: Raighley 2/Caliban 3. Sortenbecker close range DPS monster.

Artery: Sherman 3/Down well 1/Sunzi 1 Sherman Heatcrime Superheavy Deleter

Freeyoon: Tortuga 3/Genghis 1/Gorgon 1 Tortuga DPS defender. Did you think you could move? Wrong. get set on fire idiot

While group two is
Going into Character Development asteroid.

Samuel McCleary: Saladin 3, has the Reaper Assault Cannon as an Exotic. ”Mobile” bunker

Aaisan Graw: Lancaster 2, Lich 1. Support Battlebus Lancaster whom pushes the bunker around

Quillicks : Raighley 2, Vlad 1 CQC Archer Sortenbecker

Leo and Lapance: Chomolunga Goblin 3. The Ewar specialist

Fritz, Sherman 2 Duskwing 1
Local German heatgunner

balmy obsidian
#

Both have a wonderful gm

worthy root
tame tide
#

Mission 3:4 downtime ||My players are going to spend funds to buy like 1-2% of the Gift bronze using their funds so they can get accuracy on advertising rolls for the hellfire leagues downtime||

#

||They are all a arguing about it and it is so funny||

west phoenix
#

we may be planning a musical during mission 2/3 downtime. as long as it doesn't detract what i want to do during downtime i am so game

keen sentinel
tiny tangle
# keen sentinel but who's who?
  • nhp clown car pegasus - Dr Copper, resident sigdiver mad scientist
  • oleander - Celish, the elf
  • worldkiller genghis - Calamity Feedback, ex-sunlighter
  • lycan - Lyra, berserker HA deserter
  • calendula - Evie, time-displaced (ch2? spoilers) ||Valentinian||

I know you know who these characters are at this point but I feel bad just saying names without any reminder as to who they are for other people reading the chat

shell bison
#

Waht do you mean you a planning a musical

tiny tangle
#

also wait yeah thats a great question

clever cloud
#

We have a 3 week hiatus immediately after Killer Sound, so i gave them homework

tiny tangle
#

I wish we played weekly 🙏

clever cloud
#

somehow it still takes me 4 months per chapter 😭

west phoenix
west phoenix
noble ivy
#

I thought Hell's Gate itself is a community center

west phoenix
#

we will save hells gate with the power of music

#

this was inspired by serenading jerry with the "tiny boy, baby boy" song from its always sunny

shell bison
#

I misread the community center and thought you typed community server

noble ivy
#

that reminds me that when my Players met switch i had them say "i can't believe there's out and proud Lancers in this server i mean system"

tame tide
#

My NHP player wants to give their subaltern boobs

#

👁️ 👁️

#

What

#

Calliope is simply built different

twilit star
#

Trans rights

pliant ibex
#

Love being born in Calliope and seeing thoughts that would dissolve the bones of most core worlders (is that the quote? Also yeah trans rights)

twilit star
#

I mean I’m gonna be honest, I think NHPs giving their subalterns boobs has to be fairly common

#

In like

pliant ibex
#

I mean, yeah, you're giving yourself an everything when you give yourself a subaltern body

#

It is literally constructing the form you wish to be seen as

#

And if you lean femme, then boobs are a natural extension thereof

steady adder
light mist
#

what is a sesbian 🤔

normal root
#

THE LEX HAS SPOKEN

thorn hinge
#

Everything I've seen on robofucker twitter suggested that v1 belongs to the transmascs but fuckit this works too

noble ivy
#

V1 belongs to everyone

#

-# especially the robot fuckers

balmy obsidian
#

you'd tell them "I want boobs now" and they'd go "ok"

west phoenix
#

shout out to all my flat chested subaltern girlies out there ✊

pliant ibex
#

I was trying to get at a specific quote from the act 1 book, as was seeming like the intent of the original poster

balmy obsidian
#

no jokes allowed

#

this is serious business only

twilit star
#

And a good quarter of that is just pecs

west phoenix
#

the calliope titty market is expensive!

#

something something titty inflation

twilit star
#

We gotta stop before we start getting pointlessly NSFW

noble ivy
#

The writers poorly disguised fetish slowly overtaking their poorly disguised hatred for capitalism

twilit star
balmy obsidian
#

Why would you disguise hatred for capitalism

twilit star
#

Which, surprisingly, is not as common as you’d think

noble ivy
#

you gotta hide it in your writing like how people hide benadryl in carrots

#

"who wants to play a normal ttrpg with no politics in it?"

worthy root
#

turns the politics slider in SLARPG to the max.

balmy obsidian
#

Léo recently learnt about shares and he is flabberghasted draclul

#

"So they get to buy the highest seat in a company? Becaue they have money? What??"

noble ivy
#

"you can just buy more money if you're rich enough??!?"

balmy obsidian
#

hide benadryl in carrots

west phoenix
#

🐇

balmy obsidian
noble ivy
thorn hinge
thorn hinge
shell bison
#

Ada

#

I look away

#

for 5 seconds

west phoenix
#

this is elizabeth @opal canyon isn't it

balmy obsidian
#

In the words of the great DominionGirth

#

I shall not quote the great DominionGirth but the spirit is there

noble ivy
balmy obsidian
#

You can't do this to me I'm playing ch4 right now ouin

noble ivy
#

sorry i meant 3

balmy obsidian
#

Foxy_POG FOOD