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beaned
Why is this figure kind of chopped somewhat like slightly
Mooots
i'll sponsor everyone -20k xtals
Her face looks off š
They gave up at some point on this figure
I refuse. I would rather make fun of you than take handouts
def bootleg
he said sure
not it but i have seem paws being spammed more than once
rl btw
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1qSiBBFEXh/?share_source=copy_web
ill look at nirv now
if i can even find one thats without too much aop or ranks investment
That's my cadet 
everyone sit tight and wait for ur monthlies to be delivered
Get em QT
Thqt silly dairy
what if
As a guy I might be able to pull this off
i gib
Turn ches into melted butter
Ur so right
the privilege to make fun of riley every abyss
and you'll always be in the same bracket
RL too big
nothing is impossible, you just gotta have the right connections and a shit ton of money
Oh
Iām on amazon Germany
As an American
Oops
lmao
Nice impersonating joke. You will be in the fridge next time.

Never mind itās still awful
what in the nightmare
what is that
What da hell
knockoffs eh?
isnt the official fig not that expensive
Oh damn thatās tempting Iād have to think about it
Idk where to get those
You already do
3rd party sellers or taobao methinks
Bold of you to post knockoff merch here when there is just an arrest not long ago.
Enjoy your cell.

There was?

True. Where was your myriad Riley
Taobao good, it got me my fu hua cr figure
i usually go with 3rd party sellers to buy the figs 
I didnāt know this
I want more details what happened
Well, we can share a cell
official figs you dingus
Whenever I can get promo nirv on a good cycle
Iām sorry I canāt read
thank god hi3 is flop so they dont raise the price by that much
oh i found a trio ref for the recent rgbenares lmao
Where do you buy them anyways?
Iām just saying if I myriad before u u will never live it down
official hi3 merch site real
taobao is gooj too
Official ches merch wen
pardo's shop is egg pen sive but they're glb
in the fridge
soon
oh wait they're eu
Oh is his merch the Beta brand?


oh no they ship glbly too
what the fork
Ches is š ±ļøega brand confum
Wtf 
Follow mihoyo legal department account
Pardo my favorite capitalism girlboss small buisness owner
Ackshully really good aussie cheš ±ļøs
https://www.mihoyogift.com/m/bh3
is this it?
ęøøęåØč¾¹åå
love how the display box is almost the price of the fucking fig lmao

i love hoyo's display boxes but my god are they expensive
ber i lied the ely fig is like 300 dingos
me lieder
Surely its not that hard to make one
surely
people are lazy
Suuurely
depending on your craftsmanship ig
True
Imma turn you into nacho cheese 
it does look too basic for the price though
because it is
plastic figs sucks anyways, imma learn the art of glass blowing and make a cool looking kebin glass fig
unless the frame is unbreakable glass
I donāt suppose thereās any ||Wendy|| merch @stark sleet
hmm
Bulletproof glass
what abt ggz merch
Oh yeah! Good idea
Now to figure out where I can find that
ima just say that its the branding of being an official fig
and when you feel bored you can use it as a mini fish tank
jk ofc
no ely hater is gonna commit assassination
but the real travesty is charging almost 70% of the fig price for a basic display box
lmao
I did try looking it up, but I found something else instead about someone having to pay fines for defamation like action
Meme might


83?

whos the bottom left one

no wait that's teri?
teri i think
Homu fursuit 
The problem with shooting Elysia is that it isnāt as personal
I got a whole set of chibi figures from omori that had 6 chibi figures and was way cheaper and affordable

ok whos the bottom right one
Now fists on the other handā¦

the ggz merchs in pardo's shop doesnt hab wenders
sadge
Mei after Ely announced that she touched Mei's horns through loudspeaker
My HI3 stackers https://fixupx.com/chibi0108/status/1863434567417491962?s=20
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i still havent finished my mini herberrs collection
no moni for kebin hofi and broner
cuteee
btw slowly going through the end of ER i guess
about to meet Vill-V
yes but I've been advancing a bit recently


You haven't finished ER on you're main?
yeah..

that reminds me i need to do p1 story dailies
look Paul bullied me enough about it already

and event but.... eh....
demoot
I'm still on To the Flawless
in my defense, I'm in the middle of exam time
they're literally in a week lmao

gl on exams
What Stea said
i have to go to classes soon yuck
at least im doing hi3 progress
final one, but yeah I'm gonna need it

Me who has time to do story but is lazy to continue it
if it turns out like my Rita pulls, that would be a dream
Wait
If youāre meeting Vill v now youāre not even close to end of ER
Thereās like a good chunk left
i know

elysium everlasting is also still left to do
now to decide what valk to do deep seq with using copr gear
I canāt remember actually cause I had to keep doing ER runs
i can skip those
Stygian nymph


i guess i should start with 6S because i left her at level 12
then see what pill to swallow
hof wasn't fun
what p2 fire valks you have?
she's done so its not a biggie anymore
also i got a good p1 fire cope set
just borrowed fws's weap
yeah also what I did
for stigs I used Sparkle TB + Iskandar M
M can be swapped depending on what you have or what has higher buffs/atk
i see
Actually I might stream ER so I can get some advice for how to level up my terrible valks
i need a set for 6S
i would have shot my foot before using cope gear hof in finality
I tried that with DoG and it was so terrible couldnāt get pass first boss
if it's possible, it's absolute cancer
I also tried VG, and Pardo, and FR didnt get pass a certain point
i did inferno
so i would do boss and repeat
okay there s0 is fine
huoduo being type down wasn't good
exactly the problem
6S should be fine i hope
if someone got suggested for cope gear on 6S im all ears
https://tinyurl.com/Marestea-Inventory-HI3
if the images don't load ill ss
oh right you have that google doc
saves me time
mhm
but if more ppl have issues with images ill have to change all images to text
so iconic
ok khai you can ban stea for shameless promoting + scam links
at least credit me or ill be in your walls 
what, promoting order?
Nah man if anyoneās gonna get banned itās gonna be me tbh
Iām like number one on the hitlist
that deserves a prof rank /j
what
what the fork
lmfao
1468 on thel thats not bad
I was wrong l
lmao your horb is dogshit tho
i didn't ask for my attack
i asked for a cope gear on 6S
yeah but im judging anyways bc idk old dino cope gears
no thanks
Full rasputin 6s
I have them at level 50 I need to use it for something
nuh
yuh
rlly full rasp?>
how highly leveled is your Bringer of Light Ice set?
or would you be willing to upgrade it
unleveled
ah okay
i'm just thinking because turgenev tb would already have a lot of good things
but idk what counts as summon dmg on S6
Mod aboose?
i see

i do have it leveled so i can try it
AI Chan would Like that
Anyway question
Should i add Elf Kiana To the KiJaMe Family tree?
WHY IS MY DARWIN MAXED
What about Project Bunny?
collection score stonks
@stark sleet Yeah, full Rasputin
oh wait do i still have rasp
i didn't check for a while
lmao
oh i actually got rid of it a long while back
woops

its fine ill try turg first
good contender
Account bricked

full set or just m?
6s doesnāt even do summoned entities though
just m
alr
yeah ill try it i guess
just for the other stats
i usually try it in shallow sequence first to see how well it performs there
Itās now 4am and I havenāt slept

please go to sleep
I think imma wait til after sunrise
i can help you sleep fast
looks pretty shit
mkay
Sister if you had a sleep spell Iād be on addicted to that
honestly, cezanne b also works
i just checked and 6S has combo atks
but what would the full set be
thelema tm = 60% elem, 18% tdm
cezanne b = 36% tdt
oh okay
one possibility
ill try both sets

meh cope anyway
yeah
just upgrade Peary > Ana > Willows if you want p1 ice
as a beginner with ER crackhead theory mindset and no other more important things
i did it long ago bc i only had pardo and thought i needed a dps of all types
thats b4 i got any guidance btw
same but for HoR
Probs the reason anyone made it
You put peary/rasputin on the dps
The other set on pardo
And jst on jk
Copium premium
funny story i thought i should get aka to have an ice dps for q mani
wouldnt turg be higher in priority?
ah you mean at your time of joining
But then again half the people who said that either got banned or muted from help channels so...

peary rasputin existed long ago before pardo even existed
oh so the recommendation was already outdated

i wonder if some room 1 regular was banned in help channels
Probs
missing a lot of lore
Hi Captain! Sorry to cut you off... 
Ai-chan recommends that you leave the advising to more experienced captains, but we appreciate your enthusiasm.
If you aren't sure if the advice you want to give is correct, please wait for others in the channel to answer instead. You wouldn't want to be responsible for someone making a huge mistake!
because he has his good sides
Press x to doubt
and didn't stay stagnant

some people i meet in room 1 are still just the same as they were when i joined
in a bad way
like don't try to do beginner advice if you're not even playing the game anymore
I wouldnt know, everytime I checked room 1 it was just... well let's say they were VERY attached to some characters
yes that too
They make @tropic stump look sane
terifying
nothing tops his KiaMei simping though
i mean i haven't met someone who could go above him in that regard
Kiamei overrated after all
i think i have only seen 1 or 2 people in room 1 that were useful
the rest is just brainrot or drama
yes hello i was one of those people
lmao
its ok
i havent checked the rooms in a while alr
used to for packets
i dont see em anymore

Excuses
fake bronya fan
Yes
yes
and farm her 4/4
Yes
yes
why
to throw them off the scent
should I 4/4 fucking dimension breaker or what
does she even have a signature weapon xd
yes
Because real bronya would want to take all her suits to sss 4/4
Yes
4/4 black nucleus and main her in abyss
Does hand of tyr count
i guess
the most iconic recent beginner help lore is diana the cow

instant classic
he quitted or smt
hey heās my cadet, heās definitely dead
What
He thought Diana seele's deer was a cow
OMG THAT CAME FROM A BEGINNER?
my cadet was talking about horberās deer and then he went like āisnt diana the cowā
š
a legend was fucking born
Diana the cow 
to be fair, some cows have horns
Flora is a frog then
They're called bulls no
Yes
how do you look at a deer shaped deer then confidently say that its a cow

Bro i miss the beginner help drama theres none of it anymore
no there are breeds of cows that have horns
guy who has only ever seen a cow before, looking at his second animal: I'm getting a lot of cow vibes here
"deer shaped deer"
Well is he wrong
yeah those times was fun

i miss my cadets
Bro can you find the one where teammate crashed out please
when will you make a comeback oh @blazing yoke
nah i dont remember the messages he sent
tf
I don't know if my Sensei on NA uses discord so 
imagine they reply
actually did you confuse me for teammate
I know my sensei does
because i had like multiple crash outs
No way
especially in begin help
Ches I always remember your stupidity
fuck you
Whenever i see your name I feel a vein pop
Teammate having a crash out would be news to me
Whenever i see your name, I get that pinch like headache
shuddup
like over beginners being overly naive?
Whenever I see your name I want to kms
or "stupid"
both and more
actually the overly naive thing i can tolerate
just dont act snobby
oh yeah that kind is special
Dont be ches
shuddup
i mean my gf for example would be totally lost in any game
she'd be the type you need to tutor
like how do you expect to help you when all youāre telling me is āyour advice is wrongā
Would get verbally insulted by ches
hey im not that bad
ok maybe
she can't read english anyway
Ches-
wahr
Nvm-
TF you mean
würde verbal angegangen werden
like whenever i lurk smh


or you were too mid back then for me to notice
Actually tbf
she shows potential in learning btw, I made her play ultrakill and she actually dodges attacks
tbf you cant beat the āhohe is a really good phys dps you just dont know how to play the gameā guy
I never saw Riley in beginner help that much either
Wadafk
And I camp there
seee
everything can be a physical dps if you try hard enough
hor phys dps pls
i'd rather kms
Bro there was a guy who like genuinely was convinced that we in beginner help were giving wrong advice
how does he look at her dealing 10k in phys dmg with wa (bc she was using mpeās bow) vs her dealing like 300k and still refuses to believe that he was wrong
so many iconic moments
I cant remember the convo but I can remember how hard I was laughing during it
gacha salt had some good drama too when p2 came out
no way that wasn't a troll
i remember camping there fighting against this one guy who had a whole excel file and everything
he was an actual, serious, player
a what
maybe he came from that reddit post
P1 had a lot of.... brain damaged individuals lets go with that
when that was actually the case
of his pulls and he was super confident that his information alone from a research sample of o n e (1) was enough to prove that hi3 had hidden rates (fyi: super fucking illegal btw)
That reddit post was before the event im talking about
stig cooking was that hard?
One sec I'll go look for it
i loved the guy
not as bad as i did
i used to use 0/4 hofi, 0/4 fischl, barely leveled sena or VR
i mean i saw similar people in hsr, using relic sets that made no sense

even my vbm was unleveled and vbs forgotten
there was a guy like the current fenis guy too
until i got thel and focused on my part 2 valks
like 10 times worse
fenis is tame though
My first message funny enough was in technical help
i have a head canon that fenis is his disciple
i mean the guy has spirit
Ches
yeah but imagine dealing with 10 fenis that refuses to read and receive any help
I scrolled so far back i found me and he who shall not be named agreeing and shitting on someone in beginner help
me too
the reason i joined this server was to ask about an issue with my account
then kept it for news
then help
then chatting
for some reason he absolutely does not want help from me specifically
I didn't have any part 2 at that time 
unrelated but seeing Luna as red is so confusing
i know too many he who shall not be named, is it the prof version
Lol
sena was added later when i decided to pull her for spending rewards
hmghe what is my first msg actually
I went all in on HoRb and ended skipping up RS cause of it

oh it was me celebrating getting 4/4 hoo
voldemord played hi3?
I'm still missing her B stig for part 1 kek
started in honkai chat and ended in honkai chat, actual circle of life
You did the right thing in hindsight plus if Dudu simp just wait for inevitable p2 tall Dudu 
unironically would prob be a very intuitive meta player
true
his target would be like āi shall defeat akayuki in game and then bomb his houseā
I was Kiana simp
Now I'm Seele simp
Prof btw

Ye
you werent asumara back then right
true statement though
No i was tuna
or were you just not that active
i mean you said "like an idiot" not calling him that
In the context, no I called him an idiot
old ches was a menace
oh lmao
actual miracle that i wasnt channel banned or perma muted or smt
oh dear lor- wait why does this kinda work
makes sense actually
WAIT HAHAHA
Jesus
I was using Jingwei what da hell 
i mean what else you gonna use
Fair enough
I wanna find more
I had no part 2 Valks at all at that time
I donāt think this works
i should have been there back then to back you up lmao
statute of limitations saving you
wait who was aqua, i think i've heard of them before
i think it was leaks ??
makes even more sense then
Damn I missed him
very prominent and active regular iād say, but during my time, he was less n less active
ah
He who shall not be named
I missed butter and kithi too
I mean kithi isnāt banned but yeah
so fizzled out when part 1 died
buh
fuck kithi
butter i fogor
Tf
oh
Unfortunately blinded by whaling
Bro what
You take that back
Gave terrible advice before being banned
i wont not when he insulted me
Ouch
would you be allowed to say what kind of advice he gave?
also why did he died like a month after gettign prof lmao
My first taste of Part 2 teams was literally story 
i mean intentionial
telling some random dude to spend like 500 bucks on pixels kind of advice
Butter was like the ER fanatic who would experiment with it
Like see the max coins you could get in a run
wtf
and absolutely dying on that hill
I dont remember because I muted the server after an incident with him and didnt come back for a year
That doesnāt sound like kithi at allā¦
oh wtf
weāre talking abt aquaās advices btw
kithi gave uh the generic white couples in commercials kind of advices
you were there too Memes?
Like it was this close š¤ that none of you would've met me
Ye memes old af
what made you come back anyway
P2
i saved him

And someone told me aqua got banned
Iām not that old
Although thereās a number of people who say they recognize me and Iām like
Huh

my presence in begin help lured asu back
mf that means youāre old
I wanna find my first message with ches
I just saw an old message of Asu getting angry at a beginner for choosing Key of Ego
Iām in denial ok
I think i called him a slur
the fork
what
why did i not rmb you then
Idk

are you an enigmata follower or actually saying the truth
Man
Back then it was crazy
Now itās just chill
This should belp
i have insane grudges against ppl who did that to me
!faq ches
Hi Captain! Sorry to cut you off... 
Ai-chan recommends that you leave the advising to more experienced captains, but we appreciate your enthusiasm.
If you aren't sure if the advice you want to give is correct, please wait for others in the channel to answer instead. You wouldn't want to be responsible for someone making a huge mistake!

the prof thing? yea he was a prof
you said mod xd
wait im stupid

For a week straight we literally argued and now we are back to being chill
Ches is just chesāing right now
basically
memes modā> set the channel cool down to 1dā> dies
wait what
i was lied to wtf
That was someone else
ohh
Was it lyo
I forgot who
still, 6 hours

ches chessing
surely not
i dont know much abt lyo lore actually
i dont even know how i friended her
everything was a blur
i know only what she told
yeah because you were dead and only camped off topic for like 2 years straight
I was in beginner help before that
smh
honkai vent when smh
it was taken down bc of the rp and people just having random convos right
what even went on in honkai vent, just frustration about abyss
the game, the dev, the story, stuffs like that, 90% of the time its just them spamming āi love you kiana day 400ā or smt
some of them moved to here when vent was taken down but they prob didnt get as much attention as they wanted

Misery loves company
I possibly found our first interaction kek
bruh my 6S keeps on dying

a real relics are the guy in the music vc and the streamer who consistently does the #sleep #goodnight thing in #off-topic-discussion
keep dashing into flames?
The answer is fu hua signet
You know when you think about it
Her ultimate is basically the Markiplier attack
š
Or just lots of dmg reduction signets
I recall Meme has an extensive mute history
oh yeah the #sleep thing is weird
yeah and i cant dodge mid her basics
are they a twitter regular or something
My memory isnāt THAT bad
got confronted asking if he was a bot before kek
will try
imagine i just type that every day
Meme was collecting every rule bleach like collecting pokemon
honestly idk, but they barely have any chat msg outside of the hashtags
So do you keep dying?
Usually itās a damage issue not a survival issueā¦
did they evolve
the music vc guy has been in that place for like 4 years now??
yeah
almost donr with him and then he kills me
I have become
Super meme
the powerless memes
Need more affection point. Go for it Ram.
well guess the gear im using 
what's the timer
Thelema? Scott? Peary?
might as well record
i remember old ches being confused on why his hp in er was hard locked to 1 back then
thel yeah
Thelema TM + Cezanne B
im actually completing my hi3 wishlist back then now that i see it
collect cool valks, retain nirb consistently, myriad, be in t100 of atleast 1 ma boss
time to set new goals
t50 myriad
would be my goal too, along actually staying in nirvana
ice raven ong??
I was T50 in Birb last MA 
no way im not t50 myriad with ss3 thel
in my defense, i usually do ma rlly last minute so im never in t50 even tho my score is smh
worse than vita
Ches
+2
Im crying
whar


my god you were more aggressive than me asu
God damn Asu
at worst i was just super fucking obnoxious
lmao
lyo coming in time to time for timeless quotes
lyo was prof back then right?
nah
oh

she nepo babyād her way to mod
the ches head canon fr
Kek
I don't remember this but 
HER GEAR IS GETTING REPLACED
This was sometime after I joined
calm down :teristare:
you mean 
i keep on forgetting that youāre super new
nvm i figured it out yippe
teammate trademark
No because I told that guy to not get it the day prior
oh nvm iād crash out too
i also got it when i started regularing help channels more
I would too since this was before 8.1 lol
because I tried to help even when i had no fucking idea yet
sadge that im no longer a beginner help lurker
wait why did i not lunge and kill you
teammate basically !faq ches'd me with 
lmao

you gotta let me see the message
i'll try and dig
also the helping ppl when you dont know anything thing is really common huh

Have I ever got faq ches'd I wonder
now we have anhai
well theyāre not wrong but the advices are never good
thereās also that guy who i blocked who gave actual shit advices tho

mf kept on giving me a3 rot ideas when i clearly stated that i was in nirv



he's so consistently bad i absolutely love him
I remember them
"i wont pull anything until the end of 8.0"
"guys i pulled for luna"
rp server i got roped into
damn
They did returnee also for HoRb
Cause of her DKey
Holy
2023 in a nutshell
im a really rich bank who controls basically every nations' gdp
im also deified
bc i stopped chatting there
so everyone decided to make a religion out of my banks
oh i remember this one giuy
who said he was some IT specialist
and had no spending budget
OKAY NOW I WANNA HEAR THAT

so he asked what to get to t1 myriad quickly
Tell us that story
oh god no
Oh god
amongst all valks
idk where he is til this day
fucking hare
probably homeless
tbf it was hare patch and hare was the best of the best when it came to phys dpses
idk if he was just trolling me
OMG CHES I FOUND IT
or he actually spent that much
Speaking of Hare ||Her ass about to get replaced|| 
IT WAS THE BACKSEAT MOD
but he chat like a fucking middle aged dad
I FOUND THE MESSAGES

HoRb?
Asu found it
my first message with you??
Fk no
||Mei||
die
Wha?
wait
I mean the funny drama I forgot about
THE REASON AQUA AND YOU HAD A FIGHT??
||Type revealed? damn||
oh]
Maybe it was aqua
i remember when people confused awa with aqua too
||Mech Physical||
idk one year of leaving doesn't sound like fun

rise of the ||Bunny||
DID SOMEBODY SAY MY WIFES NAME
Is Awa even active anymore
honestly i had to take a 2 months break too, p1 back then was brutal
very active, just not here
Damn
Theres a joke to He Made here
he's currently addicted to where winds meet
so you wont see him in myriad that much
First honse game now that
the amount of uh
how do i praise this
Bro this was the reason the drama started
yeah thats him

That's not aqua
no way
that obnoxious way of chatting isnt aqua's?
truly is insane
then ig its some new guy who read the rules once
he a aqua lite
idk the kind of texts the guy meant but can't be that bad
Bro backseat mod'd
Pinged a mod
Then got mad when he was told to kindly "piss off"
kek
lmfaooo

i really dont think it's that outlandish to report people for being offensive?
but there was this guy who acted like if someone goes even slightly off topic, he'll immediately jump in to backseat mod
the answer was yes
Nowadays yes, back then there was less regulation in the help channels
So we'd joke around and whatnot
and then gets all mad and question how the server is kept if it was allowed lmao
I see
real talk, easily offended person i guess
tbf its not rlly that moderated now too
YES THAT GUY
BRO FIND ME A MESSAGE
Swiping and it not being your own money

š
not with profs around
I could never do that
shut yo ass up i do what i want
also mods are always lurking
If i typed like i did back then nowadays id be banned

yeah but they'll usually lax it abit unless the convo dragssss on
They could be lurking right now
And cabbage too
cabbage has dj duty, she's always online
smh the server became too kid friendly
Tradey look at some of the screenshots I sent earlier
She falls asleep sometimes
can we have the hellscape that is 2023 hi3
yes
ait ait
wdym verbally assaulting someone is bad???
reset the timeline and make me join hi3 earlier
smh kids nowadays
i would shit ass back then
Same
" yo dude im a total stranger but you musttt play this game and join its discord server"
the thing is

LLLL
for fucking league
you wasted the chance
yes i did
Don't know what put me off to play honk- oh wait shitty devices 
instead i went bald in soloq
lmfao
hair still regrowing
bc of hi3, i still havent really branched out to other dc's kek
oh actually there's this really small game with a small community
they're really wholesome so theres that
I'm in the other Hoyo servers but mainly for Emotes
im a total saint there fr
idk why but this server just has a charm
yeah nah its too big
I tried G game after a bit but storage and I missed Time Fracture.
this server is like perfectly balanced between dead as hell and active
The feeling of playing Honkai before Genshin 
me when fr
actually weird yeah
i just thought you needed zhongli for that
I didn't like the evading cause I was so used to TF going off
used to play both together
shields made me weak...
literally
i just didnt enjoy the lack of uh excitement
ik genshin was meant to be a chill game for peps bc it was released during covid
I was also not used to the elemental BS in it
i still love noelle best character 
then when i used YA i was wondering why was i dying
Wait what really?
big reason why hoyo is that big now
yes
i can confirm

there's a reason why most gacha games are open world + genshin-like nnow
Funny HSR to me is new game despite it being maybe a year old now
raiden shogun and the collab got people exposed to hi3 first
hoyo released genshin at the perfect time when everyone is free + making it not really meta really helped
the funny thing is, if i didnt ask back then if i should try gi, my friend wouldnt have had the chance to recommend hi3 to me
sooo
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its not like hoyo wasnt big before genshin
not as big







