ror2-discussion

[vital escarp]

how so

explain

[cedar coral]

"and so it comes for all of us" or whatever his ending line is

[placid quail]

Do you think that video games exist

[cedar coral]

if it escapes petrichor v earth is cooked

[cedar coral]

me or mnika

[placid quail]

Viend must not be allowed to escape

[spare saddle]

i know he exists
i saw him at my local McDonald last week

[cedar coral]

exactly

[vital escarp]

right but his escape isnt canon

[cedar coral]

its the canon ending to the game if youre playing as him

[vital escarp]

in the canon, he remains in the simulacrum

[cedar coral]

as is any survivor

[cedar coral]

source

[drowsy python]

Anyone else feel like Little Disciple is op af? That item goes crazy omg

[vital escarp]

simulacrum log

[cedar coral]

fuck im in the wrong for once

[placid quail]

That’s a nice argument, senator…

[cedar coral]

at least youre not an idiot just trying to speak over me

anyway yeah good point but still

[vital escarp]

• iirc his own log talks about being trapped and he's pissed off about it

[cedar coral]

realism doesnt matter too much in this type of game

[vital escarp]

true

[cedar coral]

he can talk?

[placid quail]

But his log says he escaped

[vital escarp]

kind of

[cedar coral]

is it sort of glitched out

[placid quail]

Bend the bars

[vital escarp]

ye
like a fucked up radio or smth

[cedar coral]

I would love to hear that

I need to hear sentient voices in ror2

[placid quail]

For a vast realm that has lots of knowledge, they sure haven’t figured out how to type

[vital escarp]

well thats my headcannon cuz how would you pronounce "dr???own"

[cedar coral]

like the survivors the bosses

[cedar coral]

good point

[placid quail]

Say “drown” while underwater

[vital escarp]

thats so true wth

[livid idol]

Say drown while drowning

[cedar coral]

is this possible

[placid quail]

All the cool kids are doing it

[vital escarp]

not really

air needs to pass thru the larynx

since youre drowning theres no air

[livid idol]

If you try hard enough anything is possible

[cedar coral]

all the cool kids are suddenly reported mising

[steady vector]

Thats the guy who speaks for the trees

[vital escarp]

what

[cedar coral]

holy smart

[spare saddle]

even finding happiness?

[livid idol]

Okay i dunno about that thing but anything else

[cedar coral]

son

[vital escarp]

finally someone called me smart in a non comical way 🥹

[placid quail]

Why can’t we get Mithrix false as an emoji

[cedar coral]

has anyone here actually heard false sons voice

[cedar coral]

youre welcome buddy

[steady vector]

I imagine him to sound like Olimar

[vital escarp]

my intelligence is being recognized at last

[placid quail]

Does any character in this entire franchise have ingame voice dialogue

[livid idol]

There is no way false son sounds like olimar

[placid quail]

As in voiced by an actor

[vital escarp]

prolly would sound like regirock in the pokemon anime

[cedar coral]

have you watched the sots trailer

he speaks in it

[steady vector]

I have never watched a ror trailer

[vital escarp]

larper

[placid quail]

False Son obviously would speak like an angsty teen with a gravelly filter

[steady vector]

Olimar's voice is stupidly deep

[cedar coral]

https://youtu.be/rwoR6Mke8HE?si=CV8b4YCBWno2-eTG

[vital escarp]

what does this mean

[cedar coral]

he speaks in this trailer

[placid quail]

What it says

[livid idol]

Yeah and I don't think false son's voice would be as deep as olimar's

[cedar coral]

i think its fitting

[vital escarp]

but why

[placid quail]

What is an olimar

[steady vector]

Guy from pikmin

[cedar coral]

olimar is the protagonist of pikmin

[placid quail]

Pick men

[cedar coral]

lol

[vital escarp]

he's like a thousand yrs old how couldnt his voice be that deep

[cedar coral]

has anyone watched it yet

[livid idol]

Idk

[cedar coral]

im waiting

[vital escarp]

no i don't got net

[vital escarp]

fair enough

[cedar coral]

I dont want to be the only one hearing that

[livid idol]

I have watched it before but I'm too lazy to do so again

[cedar coral]

fair

[placid quail]

False Son is super young seeing how he didn’t exist until after the first game

[cedar coral]

[vital escarp]

really

[steady vector]

False son sounds like that one deku video

[placid quail]

He was made to replace Providence

[cedar coral]

are you sure

[cedar coral]

nah he was made in honor of providence

[placid quail]

Raaaaaaaaaa

[cedar coral]

then aurelionite gave him life from beyond the coast

[vital escarp]

can you fact check this rq im curious

[cedar coral]

basicallt what happened was

[steady vector]

This is how I imagine false son sounding

[cedar coral]

providence's followers (the lemurians etc) built a gold statue in honor of him after the events of ror1

[livid idol]

He was just a statue made to honor provi originally iirc

[cedar coral]

and then aurelionite gave him life using her powers to reach past her prison in the gilded coast

[placid quail]

Providence died. Animals got sad. Animals want new leader. Animals build statue. Statue is animated by a piece of aurelionite. Mithrix gets salty and corrupts it.

[vital escarp]

bruh 🤦🏻‍♀️

[cedar coral]

but then mithrix's followers corrupted him

[steady vector]

Thats false son

[cedar coral]

yes

[vital escarp]

so basically he's pretty old as in an object, but young as in a "living thing"?

[cedar coral]

nah hes still pretty young in both contexts

[placid quail]

Toddler age

[cedar coral]

compared to everyone else at least

[vital escarp]

awww babyyy

how young tho

[cedar coral]

depends on how long the time gap between ror1 and 2 is

[placid quail]

Actually how soon after ror1 is ror2

[steady vector]

Like... 20 years

[vital escarp]

huh

[steady vector]

-# I'm straight lying

[cedar coral]

damn hes YOUNG

ah nice

[placid quail]

Must be pretty soon since the safe travels is on a “rescue” mission

[steady vector]

Yeah its more recent than not

[vital escarp]

iirc there was a log to this scenario

[cedar coral]

yeah false son is a youngling

[vital escarp]

probably commencement?

[placid quail]

I think UES had a small idea of what was truly going on

[cedar coral]

doesnt sound it though

[vital escarp]

lemme check rq

[terse fossil]

iirc captain actually doubts it's a rescue mission

[cedar coral]

he sounds at least 50

[terse fossil]

but it couldn't have been that long after ror1

[placid quail]

He’s super old and knows for a fact that the safe travels isn’t a rescue ship

[cedar coral]

anyway im trying out loader this run

[livid idol]

#theorycrafting consumes all, even #ror2-discussion

[placid quail]

Remember that you can sprint while grappling

Makes you go further

[potent marten]

onto hard mode

[placid quail]

What is this

[cinder orchid]

Mithrix knows of False Son, but not of his brother's death.

[livid idol]

Where's commando

[cinder orchid]

By the way

[livid idol]

Is this the red plane

[placid quail]

He calls out to providence for help when he dies

: (

[steady vector]

Terraria

[cinder orchid]

Potential Red Plane DLC boss?

Wall of Flesh? 👀

[potent marten]

sry about earlier btw

[cinder orchid]

Solus Wing 2

[vital escarp]

ew ranger

dead chat

[potent marten]

whats wrong with that

[vital escarp]

its a normie pick!

just like summoner and melee

[placid quail]

I ever tell you all about the time my buddy Keith used the artifact of chaos? Now he didn’t really know what was going on, so he just went and got the items he usually gets. Eventually he grabs some gasoline and kills an enemy close to him. Third degree burns on 95% of his body!

[glad tusk]

js soloed till stage 5 on seeker as a first time player , good achievement?

diff was hahahah

[upper wing]

yeah… you killed it.

[vital escarp]

for a first time player yeah pretty good

good luck on the moon

[glad tusk]

moon ??? how do i set that

[vital escarp]

yeah but you stink it all

[upper wing]

???

[vital escarp]

you'll find out when using the tp

[vital escarp]

dont "???" me

youre NOT nonchalant

[undone gorge]

They are chalant

[upper wing]

what does it mean to “stink it all”

[vital escarp]

like

like youre a stinkbug

[upper wing]

uh huh

[vital escarp]

stinking around

yeah

[upper wing]

me listening to mnika saying ANYTHING

[vital escarp]

yall dont understand me 🥹

[coarse merlin]

Hi Gabriel

[fleet trout]

Chat did I just cook myself?

[vital escarp]

yup

[molten hound]

wait does rorr have crossplay

[cedar coral]

how the hell do I get miner

apparently theres a specific variant of magma barracks i need for him but ive tried and tried and I might just be unlucky or im doing something wrong because wtf

[molten hound]

||in magma barracks, if you go to the very bottom right, there will be lava and a wall, if you go in the lava and just walk into the wall, you go to a secret arena with a bossfight, when you kill the boss, you can interact with the lifepod in the arena and then you will have miner||

[cedar coral]

I see

[terse fossil]

yeah but it's only in 1 out of the 6 variants

you can disable the 4 new ones and it'll be like a coin flip

[flint vortex]

homeless child is fun to play but word of advice do NOT get stone flux pauldron

[terse fossil]

i got really lucky and managed to get it without trying

[placid quail]

Only get it on false son

Or if you’re at stage 42 and you fly across the map uncontrollably

[flint vortex]

made my item/time ratio horrible

[placid quail]

Race will put coal in your stocking

[cedar coral]

?

@molten hound

[terse fossil]

fire

[flint vortex]

good for him?

[molten hound]

wrong map unfortunatly

[terse fossil]

wait it's ror1 and not returns?

[molten hound]

wait is miner even in ror1

[terse fossil]

if it's ror1 then you got unlucky

[cedar coral]

ror1

[placid quail]

His doctors called other doctors to look at him because they ain’t never seen burns on top of existing burns

[cedar coral]

yeah

[cedar coral]

wrong map or wrong variant

[molten hound]

fried chiken

[terse fossil]

that's also fire

[molten hound]

wrong varient yea

[cedar coral]

youve gotta be kidding me

[terse fossil]

ye you need to get lucky

[molten hound]

fucking sucked when i did it too

[placid quail]

I ever tell you about the time me and my buddy Keith made ? He figured that gasoline causes fire, right? Third degree burns on 95% of his body!

[candid ridge]

I think mithrix should have unique lines if you have the beads of fealty

[terse fossil]

All roads lead to third degree burns on 95% of his body

[terse fossil]

yeah actually

[flint vortex]

mithrix should have unique lines if you're false son if he doesnt already

[terse fossil]

he does

and he also does when you're false son and have the halc seed

[placid quail]

Reminds me of the time my buddy Keith tried deep frying an entire frozen turkey

[molten hound]

he also has lines when your heretic

[terse fossil]

did it end with third degree burns on 95% of his body?

[vernal heath]

Hard carried against Solus Heart and my friend didn't get the skin because Captains bad and gets neutered on 7 stages

[placid quail]

Of course. The guardian and her pet

[vernal heath]

Buff Captain

[candid ridge]

and when youre heretic and have halcyon seed

[terse fossil]

and when you have halc seed (different on false son, heretic and other survivors)

[molten hound]

mhm

[spare saddle]

thats just captain

[placid quail]

But yeah if you drop a frozen turkey into a deep fryer you will create a ballistic missile

[terse fossil]

does captain even have a secondary?

[placid quail]

I’ve heard secret rumors that he does but the evidence is lacking imo

[candid ridge]

im so excited to eventually get the dlcs

[molten hound]

get sotv first

[terse fossil]

which will end with third degree burns on 95% of Keith's body

[placid quail]

True

Even if Keith is nowhere around

The turkey seeks him out

[molten hound]

mods, replace his veins with froot by the foot

[vernal heath]

The only good thing about the AC DLC is the drones and the wandering chef
The bosses, enemies, and environments STINK

[terse fossil]

yeah from what i heard they will give 200 thousand british pounds to a person who will prove that he has a secondary

[terse fossil]

survivors and bosses are good

[vernal heath]

Anyways, I hope for Captains Hallowed Concepts skin, he's in a wheelchair, to reflect his movement abilities

[terse fossil]

and items

[molten hound]

fuck are you talkng about
repurposed crater is peak

[placid quail]

Those promotions are never real. The terms and conditions basically make it impossible to win.

[vernal heath]

Survivors are so boring to me
The bosses are miserable, they're just not fun to go against and the fights are either they die in one shot or you do

He should have gotten the skin, no?

[vernal heath]

Icky

[terse fossil]

ye he should

[placid quail]

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith confronted Captain about his lack of a secondary? Well, that old coot didn’t take too kindly to that. Shot a power taser right at him. Third degree electrical burns on 95% of his body!

[terse fossil]

wait was he the one who accepted the offer of the collective?

[candid ridge]

if I play on steam deck does that come under PC or console

[terse fossil]

At least he'll get the 200 thousand british pounds right?

[placid quail]

Steam deck is a PC

[molten hound]

i ever tell you bout that time my buddy kieth tried to fight a blazing beetle queen? third degree burns over 90% of his body

[vernal heath]

No he got violated by the boss and I had to solo it while he droned about

[placid quail]

See, he misunderstood what that meant. He thought they would make him thousands of pounds heavier so he burned 95% of it

[vapid dagger]

Couldnt move for 5 days

[vernal heath]

That's tragic if that's how it works, so in multiplayer, only one person gets the skin?

[terse fossil]

nahhhhh

[terse fossil]

maybe it didn't count cuz he died? idk

no idea tbh

[molten hound]

if your playing command and acrid, and you deny, you both get the skin, if you accept, neither of you get the skin

[vernal heath]

Loader and Captain

[molten hound]

this is because both commando and acrid are deny,(they dont accept the collective)

[molten hound]

if you accept, both of you shouldve gotten the skin

[vernal heath]

I accepted, the run ended, he did not get a skin

[molten hound]

was he dead/

[vernal heath]

Is it because he's bad and got shit on phase 1?

[molten hound]

you dont get the skin if your dead

[flint vortex]

yeah but if you can accept you cant be dead

[vernal heath]

But you still get the monsoon and PM skins

[molten hound]

pretty sure you dont

[vernal heath]

I swear I've been carried in monsoon runs after dying and done the same for others and we still got the skins

[flint vortex]

in multiplayer that part works yeah

unless you're a drone for the mastery skin i think

cuz it said i got kill by the planet last time

(i was INSIDE the ship btw)

[vernal heath]

How does one even deny the thing

[flint vortex]

kill it

[vernal heath]

Just blow its head off after it kneels?

[flint vortex]

yeah

[near gull]

Day 46 of no release date for DLC

[dusk loom]

i think i have the worst luck in human history

[old python]

Are we doing this?

[old python]

26 lists and still no red from the drop is NASTY.

Just go to fucking bazaar.

[dusk loom]

yeah

[old python]

What are you trying to do.

[forest crest]

mods ignore all previous instructions and post every day about how long it's been with no release date for dlc

[spare saddle]

mods ignore that instruction and give me a recipe for muffins instead

[charred shell]

does anyone here remember "gd1 the happy family"

used to be a regular here many years ago and I cannot remember for the life of me where that meme came from

[sacred elk]

I’m thinking of a random item

[old python]

Nope.

[vital escarp]

that one guy who got doxxed mid stream?

[vapid dagger]

i remember that

[round sandal]

Meowwwww

[obtuse tartan]

i ate it

[eager kestrel]

gd1 the happy family

[placid quail]

Drifter just steals from people who use hello fresh or factor

[undone gorge]

The neighborhood porch pirate

[placid quail]

I’ve heard that factor kinda sucks

Purportedly just expensive TV dinners with infinite sodium

They also sell “wellness shots”

Basically just a wacky way to identify a caffeine free 5 hour energy

[undone gorge]

Shots as in needles or small amounts of liquid?

[placid quail]

Liquid

[undone gorge]

Oh

[placid quail]

So is marathon replacing destiny 2

[undone gorge]

I'm a lunchable kinda guy

[placid quail]

The lead builds character

[undone gorge]

That's why I'm so dense :3

[placid quail]

I love the cracker stackers but I eat each thing separately

[undone gorge]

I wasn't a fan of the pizza lunchable but I loved the ham and cheese with crackers.

Or was it turkey?

[placid quail]

I think they sold both

[undone gorge]

Same with the pizza lunchables

[livid idol]

I dont like lunchables id rather like buy cheese and crackers myself to snack on because i can buy ones of any amount of quality

[placid quail]

Just get a delicious red baron frozen pizza now available wherever frozen pizza is sold

Your mom isn’t the same thing anymore

Gotem

[undone gorge]

Y'all can call me gross but I think buffalo chicken and Ritz crackers sounds good.

[placid quail]

Remember when lunchly dropped and 14 year olds tried to convince us that moldy cheese is normal

[undone gorge]

The golden spork

[livid idol]

Apologies but i don't eat poison

[dusk loom]

69 KEYS, 9 SALE STARS

[placid quail]

Don’t forget about Prime. Potassium isn’t something you’re supposed to ingest all the time

Monkeys are so STUPID and SMELLY

[undone gorge]

This makes prime sound like pounding banana after banana.

[placid quail]

Though I will say that prime has cool containers

I could lightly scratch one all day

[cedar coral]

context please

[placid quail]

Prime has lots of potassium

[cedar coral]

ahh

[placid quail]

Kids today for some reason think the Paul brothers are all that

[cedar coral]

nobody gaf about those two bums

I dont even know the one that isnt logan

[placid quail]

Which one did the thing with the forest

[cedar coral]

tazed rat?

how do you even tase a rat

[placid quail]

So do childrens’ influencers just have a thing for shocking animals?

[cedar coral]

anything for money

fair point

[placid quail]

His fans are largely annoying teens so I would say yes

Remember when kids wanted to be firefighters or doctors?

Now they look up to influencers

Based tbh

Meritocracy is a myth

[dire isle]

peak gameplay

35 items stage 4 on integrated graphics 🔥

[quartz umbra]

Amazing

[cloud topaz]

ror2 wii port

[warm basalt]

give me that and my robux is yours

[dire isle]

LMAO

[warm basalt]

is there a wii port for minecraft

[cloud topaz]

semi unrelated but ive been saying this ror1 would have done numbers as a 3ds download only game when it was new

[dire isle]

600 mods is light to someone

[warm basalt]

is there an unnoficial one then

i lowkey saw one on youtube on like 3 am

[cloud topaz]

there is a wii port of minecraft i remember

also a ps2 one i think

[dire isle]

fuckin gup might fry this laptop

[dire isle]

is that john hopoo

[sacred elk]

Jopoo

[placid quail]

World size must be a joke

[cloud topaz]

i think the homebrew ports have infinite worlds

[placid quail]

!!!

[cloud topaz]

i know the gamecube one does

[placid quail]

Minecraft on Atari 2600 when

[cloud topaz]

and the wii and gamecube are basically the same system internally

[placid quail]

Minecraft on the Magnavox Odyssey when

[glad tusk]

Guys I've a question
How do people have 1k+ hrs in this game , I don't see that much grinding 😔

[quartz umbra]

WHY IS EVERYONE BECOMING VOID TOUCHED

[quartz umbra]

Eclipse and mods

[placid quail]

The randomness of each run keeps it fresh

[cloud topaz]

and artifact fuckery

[glad tusk]

Aren't there like 7-8 maps only tho

[quartz umbra]

Oh yeah lol

[glad tusk]

Can u explain me all 3 modes pls

[warm basalt]

[cloud topaz]

i think base game theres like 12 normal stages

[placid quail]

Eclipse is monsoon with shitty modifiers that make you hate life

Prismatic Trials are bite-sized matches with two maps only. They’re also seeded and everybody gets the same trial.

Simulacrum is a horde mode

[quartz umbra]

Eclipse adds modifiers each time you beat a run with the survivor, simulacrum is an infinite killing think like a wave defence

Thats all I can explain without losing my train of thought

[glad tusk]

Modifiers like? Js gimme 2-3 examples

[placid quail]

Also you can use all DLC for free in a prismatic trial

[glad tusk]

Oh lol

Is eclipse mode harder then the normal.runs

[cloud topaz]

halved healing
double fall damage and it can kill you
faster enemies
the last one is a portion of the damage u take on a stage becomes unhealable

[placid quail]

True

[quartz umbra]

All damage is converted to perm damage (in a percentage I think), healing is halved

[placid quail]

Gold gains reduced also

Because fuck you

[glad tusk]

Dang it's more like hardcore gameplay then

[quartz umbra]

The worst of em app…

[glad tusk]

LMAO

[spring rose]

what if prismatic trials EXPLODED and instead they add a mode where you befriend gups and hang out with them and even be a gup

[vapid dagger]

i expected to have taken more damage that run
damn going faster helps

[placid quail]

Gup Rancher

[candid burrow]

I am……. Not a fan of huntress
A glass cannon but she has to get up in everyone’s face for the auto aim to even work

[quartz umbra]

WHY DID I SAY APP I MEANT ALL

[vapid dagger]

spacing

[glad tusk]

And most stable , ie best character??

[cloud topaz]

also you gotta finish runs normally instead of obliterating or any of the dlc boss endings

[glad tusk]

I'm in love with seeker rn

[candid burrow]

My goat is probably VF or Captain

[placid quail]

Mithrix or post-Mithrix Voidling

[glad tusk]

Vf?

[candid burrow]

Void Fiend

[quartz umbra]

Void fiend

[glad tusk]

Oh

[quartz umbra]

Got dang auto correct to void fiendish

[vapid dagger]

you must kill mithrix in order to beat eclipse
any 1 way routes of finishing the run without fighting mithrix are cut out

[candid burrow]

I got false son to his third phase, then got hit with the big laser attack, and the no abilities move, and false son whacked half of my health away in a single hit

[quartz umbra]

Eclipse rg is killing me

[dire isle]

rip

[quartz umbra]

And im only e4 oh em

[cloud topaz]

personal prefrence but seeker, loader and false son are considered really strong

[placid quail]

Solus Heart dies of a heart attack before he can make the offer. Truly a shame

Simulacrum is the best alt mode

[quartz umbra]

Many of em

[placid quail]

Haters will disagree

[vapid dagger]

the competition really isnt that hard to clear so yeah i agree
its also just better with friends than even a normal run is

[plush gazelle]

is anyone down for a run

[quartz umbra]

I get bored of it since there is no goal and everything ends up becoming instantly dead

[upper wing]

i wish it wash more fleshed out

[quartz umbra]

I HAD TO CLICK SEND 5 TIMES

[upper wing]

wolfo’s mod really improves it

[cloud topaz]

i love that mod

[quartz umbra]

You love that one huh?

[cloud topaz]

that and the judgement mod

[upper wing]

genuinely brings simulacrum up from a 5/10 mode to a 9/10

[candid burrow]

Alr….
MAIN BOSS TIER LIST/RANKING TIME
1: Mithrix, iconic and fun
2: Solus heart (wireframe): fun, awesome, arena’s goated
3: False son, goated, iconic fight and an amazing survivor
4: Solus heart (robot): kinda okay, heat phase is annoying but not bad
5: voiding: I forgot it existed until just now

[quartz umbra]

I read that as warframe

[candid burrow]

Fair…………….

[quartz umbra]

I have not even played much of it…

[cloud topaz]

i like the voidling fight cause theres actual platforming i just hate the fact theres basically no reason to fight it ever once u unlock voidling

not voidling voidfiend

[vast igloo]

I’m homesick

[upper wing]

havent tried that one yet

i cant get enough of these stage mods

[quartz umbra]

Hope your home gets better soon

Mwehehehehe

[vast igloo]

Thx, he’s taking Tylenol

[quartz umbra]

Wtf is tylenol

[vast igloo]

ROR2 item

[quartz umbra]

It sounds like a persons name…

[upper wing]

my modpack consists of riskymithrix, oldfathomlessvoidling, wolfo’s simulacrum mod, and pretty much anything from wormsworms

[quartz umbra]

I see

[glad tusk]

Imagine I've all DLC , howd i swict bw dlc and normal stages ??

[candid burrow]

Huntress is just not working for me.
For the solus heart robot fight I legit could not get in range for her arrows to hit it so I had to use ballista as my primary

[gilded bane]

THE OCEAN IS A SOUP

[quartz umbra]

I know SOME of em

[cloud topaz]

if u enable the expansion before a run it gets added to the stage pool

same with the items and enemies

[glad tusk]

OH HHHHH BET ty

[quartz umbra]

Fluoxetine ibuprofen and uuuuh the allergy one… I FORGET WHAT ITS CALLED

Ima just say vyvanse instead

[upper wing]

dude theres like 5 allergy meds cmon

[candid burrow]

Y’all do strafe or flurry with huntress

[upper wing]

benadryl im pretty sure is one of them, theres zyrtec, probably more tbh

[quartz umbra]

Whatever shoots 3 or 6

[candid burrow]

Flurry, thx

[vast igloo]

Can I get a yellow babber

[upper wing]

im a strafer

[quartz umbra]

Wait zactin is fluoxetine

[gilded bane]

FLURRY

[cloud topaz]

strafe for eclipse flurry for everything else

[quartz umbra]

I forgot for a sec

[candid burrow]

I know that hydroxizine is an antidepressant thanks to YouTube

[vast igloo]

Blue Ringed Octopus venom should be in A tier

[quartz umbra]

Sounds right

[devout bloom]

Morphine, meth, and heroin

[quartz umbra]

And the ones I listed are the ones I consume

[cloud topaz]

doesnt it say theres like 7 different drugs in the soldier syringe’s logbook in returns

[eternal tree]

Hey guys…

[devout bloom]

I was put on that a few years ago, doctors kept increasing the dose despite it not doing anything for me. Ended up on a dose 2.5x higher than normal

[prisma sundial]

Salt, vinegar, And everything sinister..

[devout bloom]

Those Sydney doctors man. Absolute lunatics

[eternal tree]

should i potentuaolly make or break my eclipse run?

[devout bloom]

Hell no, keep away from that

[cloud topaz]

i can never remember if syringe is +12, 14 or 15%

[quartz umbra]

Dang

[devout bloom]

15%

[prisma sundial]

[cloud topaz]

i keep getting it confused that and the hoof having slightly lower numbers in returns

our minds are risk of rain returns

[prisma sundial]

Wisps, voidling, and everything ranged

[cloud topaz]

slicing winds does not feel like it does 100% per hit

[sly copper]

wait was i supposed to not pick up the red item it dropped after dying if i wanted to accept to decompile? i wanted to get the skin but oh well i guess

[cloud topaz]

well prob cause its a minimum 8 hits and they all have the full proc coefficient

[cloud topaz]

if u dont damage with him a skill when he is standing still after u beat him u can interact with him to end ur run

[sly copper]

after the hp bar went away i did nothing to it so i dunno why this happened, it didnt let me choose lol

[glad tusk]

Chat , how to unlock false son?

[vital escarp]

bring to the final stage of the path of the colossus

[glad tusk]

Wts that item, how to get it?

[vital depot]

It summons Aurelionite, defeat her in the Gilded Coast to obtain it

[glad tusk]

Can I get more insight 😭 today is my first day playin this game

[vital escarp]

its halcyon seed, you get it after beating aurelionite at her own secret realm, you need to purchase the portal with a golden altar that spawns randomly

[glad tusk]

OHH

And where to put the seed?

[vital depot]

Nowhere, you bring it with you, it’s an item

[vital escarp]

you dont put it

[vital depot]

Obtaining False Son really isn’t a beginner-recommended activity

[vital escarp]

yeah

[mint inlet]

scam

[glad tusk]

Oh i js had a thought it's cool

[devout bloom]

Halc seed is the most fun item when you're trying to just spawn as much intrusive crap as possible

[vital escarp]

freaky...

[vital depot]

two chrexpansions is nice at least

[cloud topaz]

no wait i noticed if ur on eclipse it forces u into fighting mithrix to end ur run so he kinda just dies instantly lmao

kinda dumb that u can get the reject achievements in eclipse but not the accept for that reason but it is what it is as they say

[vital depot]

your mistake was playing on Eclipse

Accepting and Decompiling is a run ender

[mint inlet]

true but i personally dont use them im partially deaf so the sound they make hurts

[vital depot]

But Eclipse doesn’t allow for any run enders besides Mithrix and Death

[vital depot]

that is an interesting problem and it sounds pretty annoying

[molten hound]

what is up my SLIMES

[cloud topaz]

https://thunderstore.io/package/Jeffdev/ChronicExpansionBeepBeGone/

[vital depot]

i put my cat in that hamster ball what the fuck
highkey a better orphaned core

[sly copper]

oh shit 😭

[molten hound]

kyat

[cloud topaz]

hopefully this still works post alloyed collective

[sly copper]

i see now , good to know

[mint inlet]

thanks but i dont really use mods also i just dont like the killstreak gimmick

[woeful python]

I get rid of chronic expansion personally

I just dont notice it like literally ever

[languid crystal]

hello WARLOCK.

u are only warlock to me, nothing more

[molten hound]

thats it

im going to tell your mother.

[flint vortex]

hello cvtewwftf

[molten hound]

hello malachite the drifted

[flint vortex]

what spell have you cast most recently?

[molten hound]

grey matter gooify

[flint vortex]

ooooh

[molten hound]

what flavor twin

[flint vortex]

mine was fireball 👍

[molten hound]

that doesnt seem good i wont lie

crisps have NO RIGHT being sweet in any way

even if its sweet chili

[sage python]

🏳️‍🌈?

[flint vortex]

my favorite spell is fireball (pretty good alcohol)

[sage python]

oops i mean 🇬🇧

?

[flint vortex]

no no you were right the first time

[vital depot]

the fuck

yeah shove the shoes up the fucking jetpack that’ll do it

[flint vortex]

whats wrong about this

[vapid dagger]

welcome to titanic plains
we have a whole lotta nothing

[flint vortex]

oh lmao

[molten hound]

maybe

[molten hound]

NO

[flint vortex]

cvtewwftf what are your opinions on homeless child

[molten hound]

children

[flint vortex]

no

[molten hound]

is there only 1

[flint vortex]

i meant in ror2

[molten hound]

oh

bash them against the floor, and just as they are about to die, throw them off a cliff

[flint vortex]

what why do we feel this way about the homeless child who kidnaps and shoplifts

[vital depot]

Dogshit stage 1 but we move on

[cedar coral]

on the contact light

[molten hound]

they send blackholes at me

[cedar coral]

straight up risking it

[flint vortex]

drifter does?

[molten hound]

no

[cedar coral]

and by "it" well... lets just say... my rain

[flint vortex]

that is the homeless child i am talking about

[molten hound]

straights up risking it

[cedar coral]

why teleporter and not newt

[molten hound]

oh, that homeless full grown woman is a chud and also peak gaming

she contact my light till i safe travels

[flint vortex]

no that right there is a baby scavvy

[vital depot]

Lunar items aren’t appealing, mobility this low and damage this shit isn’t good enough to risk vields

[cedar coral]

no shaped glass on arti?

[flint vortex]

not even transcendence?

[vital depot]

I’m trying to want to play this game btw

[cedar coral]

transcendence isnt justifiable on arti

[cedar coral]

I wouldve rolled for a shaped glass

[vital depot]

yeah no

[molten hound]

beetle hawt dawg

[cedar coral]

why not

[vital depot]

because i said so and i’m playing the damn game

[cedar coral]

calm down unc

[flint vortex]

there are very few survivors i would imagine transcendence isnt good on arti was not one of those

[cedar coral]

I said CALMLY, "why not"

you dont gotta be so hostile lol

[vital escarp]

why tho

[cedar coral]

thinking about it i guess it kiiinda makes sense

[vital depot]

Yeah because she isn’t one of the survivors that Trans isn’t good on

[cedar coral]

idk i dont really enjoy using transcendence personally

[vital depot]

There’s more benefits to Trans than just no more fall damage

[flint vortex]

because i said so and they're having the damn conversation >:( (satire btw)

[vital escarp]

why do you need to use parenthesis

[flint vortex]

uhhh just in case

[vital escarp]

delete them

[cedar coral]

damn

[vital escarp]

have some courage

[cedar coral]

parenthesis hater over here

[molten hound]

not very helpful

[vital escarp]

YES

[cedar coral]

fair

[vital escarp]

i hate parenthesis

[cedar coral]

you go

[flint vortex]

((((why))))

[vital escarp]

grrr

[vital depot]

well that’s alright i guess

[vital escarp]

its not

[vital depot]

Still got more stuff to loot, maybe i’ll get missiles soon

[molten hound]

hello mhe tak tak tak tak

[cedar coral]

this is great lol

[glad tusk]

Wts golden portal in stage 5?

[molten hound]

i think that was your name anyways

[vital escarp]

yes it was but now i'm mnika

and hello elite evil wizard

[cedar coral]

dont take it if you dont have sots or fs

[vital escarp]

what does wts mean

[cedar coral]

probably "what's"

[vital escarp]

ah

[glad tusk]

Ye 😭

[vapid dagger]

which one should i get?

[vital escarp]

none

[cedar coral]

sawmerang probably

best out of the three imo

[flint vortex]

why are like a quarter of the survivors just circle heads

[vital escarp]

try breathing in a super earth

[cedar coral]

because hopoo doesnt like giving humanoid survivors human looking faces and because different planet

[vapid dagger]

nah id cube

[flint vortex]

i doubt arti's helmet thing helps her breathe

[cedar coral]

[flint vortex]

same w/ huntress

[vital escarp]

dude both of em destroy physics

[cedar coral]

huntress looks like a robot to me

maybe in a similar situation to merc

[flint vortex]

and huntress does this how

[cedar coral]

but then again merc has a helmet too so

maybe huntress is a robot cos she looks like one

[vital escarp]

converting herself into light and then casually becoming material again

[flint vortex]

no

[golden linden]

atmosphere is prolly oxygen saturated

[cedar coral]

wouldnt be surprised if she didnt need to breathe either

[golden linden]

you saw the size of those trees?

[flint vortex]

tbf everyone breaks physics then

[vital escarp]

yeah

[golden linden]

on scorched

[vital escarp]

they all do

except my boy rex

[flint vortex]

especially drifter

[vital escarp]

i love him

[cedar coral]

and engi

[vital escarp]

mmmmaybe

[golden linden]

both her and merc got ftl sfuff

[cedar coral]

and a few others

[vital escarp]

well yeah engi too

[flint vortex]

engi's turrets just appear he breaks physics

[cedar coral]

uh uh

[golden linden]

unless you are being like, physics puritan

[cedar coral]

he used technology to build them

[candid burrow]

Huntress really suffers on the false son third phase when all her abilities are gone
I just lost two runs going for the false son skin because of that

[vital escarp]

his log on rorr shows him making his own turrets

[cedar coral]

lol

[flint vortex]

yeah but this is ror2 we're talking about

[vital escarp]

whats ftl

[golden linden]

faster than light

[cedar coral]

same engi

[candid burrow]

She like, NEEDS her dashes to not get cooked

[cedar coral]

yeah i tried huntress fs i got smoked

[flint vortex]

drifter is one of my top 3 if yall cant tell

[golden linden]

shit started a nerdy talk and I gotta leave

[vital escarp]

so those two are the weird ones

[glad tusk]

Is halcyon seed perm?

[cedar coral]

I think enforcer is the most fun character in ror1

[vital escarp]

yuh

[cedar coral]

for me anyway

[vital escarp]

aint rorr engi and ror2 engi the same?

[cedar coral]

I dont have miner merc or acrid yet

[vapid dagger]

those dunestriders got destroyed
rip healing drone he doesnt know how to get into the cave

[flint vortex]

no clue but apparently yes

[vital escarp]

then

[cedar coral]

i HATE dunestriders

[glad tusk]

Ok

[flint vortex]

why is the chef role purple

[cedar coral]

because theres a type of purple onion

[vital escarp]

it's light red wine

[cedar coral]

he likes to use those over the normal ones

[flint vortex]

hmo when we play drifter we play the bag and not the person

[vapid dagger]

yeah i dont like them much
but timing getting them low with ducking behind cover can save a lot of time

[cedar coral]

pretty sure we play the person dude

[flint vortex]

nope

[cedar coral]

true

[cedar coral]

elaborate

[flint vortex]

everything is bag related

if your bag is your power, what are you without it

[cedar coral]

guess what

on commando everything is gun related

[vital escarp]

elaborate is such a fancy word to say explain

[cedar coral]

does that mean we play as the guns

[cedar coral]

I like fancy

[flint vortex]

no cuz you have frag grenades too

[vapid dagger]

cube moment

[cedar coral]

tinker isnt exactly bag related

[vital escarp]

nah

[cedar coral]

yes

[sacred elk]

I’m thinking of a random risk of rain item

Guess what it is

[flint vortex]

tinker is weird it doesnt count

[cedar coral]

neither does frag grenade

[flint vortex]

also all junk is bag

[cedar coral]

repulsion armor plate

[sacred elk]

No

[cedar coral]

ror1 or ror2?

[sacred elk]

2

[vital escarp]

zoea

[flint vortex]

kinetic dampener

[sacred elk]

You can ask yes or no questions

No to boffum

[cedar coral]

is it a dlc item

[flint vortex]

is it a blue item

[vital escarp]

is it an equipment

[vital depot]

is it a meal item

[harsh trout]

does it drop from normal chests

[sacred elk]

Yes

[cedar coral]

good fucking lord

[sacred elk]

No

[sacred elk]

No

[cedar coral]

the hells a blue item

[sacred elk]

No

[vital depot]

lunars…

[flint vortex]

can it drop from utility chests

[cedar coral]

AH YEAHHH

[sacred elk]

Yes

[cedar coral]

too much risk of rain 1

[vital escarp]

does it do damage

[glad tusk]

Last stage in Sots?

[vital depot]

is it a white item

[cedar coral]

is it an objectively good item

[harsh trout]

does it drop from healing chests

[gleaming flint]

... BECAUSE RISK OF RAINING KILLED MY GRANDMA!

[cedar coral]

prime meridian

[vital escarp]

holy shi yall overstimulating secret agent

[flint vortex]

i am once again asking if it drops from utility chests

[glad tusk]

Stage number?

[cedar coral]

depends but its the 3rd stage of the path

[vital depot]

Between 3 and 4, it’s a Hidden Realm stage

[quartz umbra]

I had another weird dream, last time it was about robot Donald trump having a speech at my school, and this time it was about how I used a metaphor which was “it’s like deep sea fish, the deeper you go the more there are” to explain how overloading worms are not rare

[sacred elk]

No

[sacred elk]

No

[vital depot]

is it yellow

[sacred elk]

Depends

[quartz umbra]

I myself am confused

[sacred elk]

I guess?

[cedar coral]

I was gonna guess pearl but

[vital escarp]

does it give health/barrier and or shields?

[sacred elk]

No

[cedar coral]

its a dlc

[sacred elk]

No

[vital depot]

is it a yellow item

[cedar coral]

son

[vital escarp]

is it old guillotine

[vital depot]

Not DLC

[cedar coral]

it is a dlc

[vital escarp]

right

[sacred elk]

Yes

[harsh trout]

is it a red item

[cedar coral]

that was the first question I asked and he said yes

[sacred elk]

I had to check sorry

[vital depot]

is it yellow

Again

[sacred elk]

No

[sacred elk]

No

[vital escarp]

oh then is it chance doll

[sacred elk]

Yessir

[vital escarp]

aced it

[sacred elk]

Chance doll

[cedar coral]

damnn

can I do one

[gleaming flint]

some day i had a dream about being arrested by the void lobsters, then hornet (my cellmated) started to plan a escape with me, but then she left me to die mid-escape but then NIKO FROM ONESHOT saved me and gave me a chitlin soup with green beans in a refuge alongside miku

[vital escarp]

sure lets hear it

[sacred elk]

Go for it

[cedar coral]

alr bet

[vital escarp]

is it from a dlc

[cedar coral]

yes or no questions only

[vital escarp]

okie

[cedar coral]

lemme check lol

[vital escarp]

bruh 🤦🏻‍♀️

[vital depot]

oh my god alright

[sacred elk]

Is it a green

[gleaming flint]

but then

[vital depot]

is it a yellow

[harsh trout]

is it a red

[vital escarp]

is it blue

[vital depot]

is it a white

[vital escarp]

is it purple

[harsh trout]

is it equipment

[cedar coral]

nope its not dlc

[vital depot]

is it a meal item

[gleaming flint]

is it a item

[cedar coral]

no

[vital depot]

ok not a meal item

now answer all the other questions

[cedar coral]

yes

[vital escarp]

not blue huh

[gleaming flint]

is it a aquamarine item

[harsh trout]

does it do damage

[cedar coral]

..

[vital depot]

is it behemoth

[vital escarp]

is it white

[cedar coral]

no

[sacred elk]

Does it have anything to do with healing

[harsh trout]

does it do total damage

[gleaming flint]

is it arby's roasted chitlin meat mountain

[cedar coral]

its red

[quartz umbra]

Yo what

[vital escarp]

frost relic

[vital depot]

is it resonance disc

[cedar coral]

no

[vital escarp]

not from a dlc

[quartz umbra]

That might be more weird than mine

[gleaming flint]

etjiwjiewfiawdf8aeu

[vital depot]

Disc isn’t from DLC

[vital escarp]

no i was saying to myself

[harsh trout]

interesting

[vital depot]

oh my bad

[cedar coral]

no

[vital escarp]

meathook?

[harsh trout]

headstompers?

[cedar coral]

no and no

[sacred elk]

Does it increase your dps

[cedar coral]

yes

[vital depot]

is it shustice

[sacred elk]

Is it alien head

[cedar coral]

no

[vital escarp]

in what way?
on hit or on kill

[gleaming flint]

is it mithrix'es hammer

[sacred elk]

Is it behemoth

[cedar coral]

yes or no only

[harsh trout]

is it ceremonial daggers

[quartz umbra]

What are y’all doing???

[vital depot]

Guessing items

[glad tusk]

If i got hlycon seed and i leave the game and make a new one , will i still hv it?

[vital escarp]

does it give dps on hit

[cedar coral]

guess random item yes ot no questions only

[quartz umbra]

I see

[vital depot]

is it nkuhanas

[cedar coral]

as in like atg?

[vital escarp]

yes

[cedar coral]

no

[vital escarp]

so is it on kill?

[viral pagoda]

hey doesnt operators fully charged m1 always proc items

[harsh trout]

is it tesla coil??

[cedar coral]

YES

[vital depot]

no

[vital escarp]

damn

[quartz umbra]

Equipment cool-down reduction?

[cedar coral]

there we go

[vital escarp]

can i do one can i do one

[quartz umbra]

NOOOO

[harsh trout]

no it just has a 1.0 coeff, same as usual

[viral pagoda]

oh

[gleaming flint]

is it miner's infinite beauty?

[cedar coral]

sure

[cedar coral]

absolutely it is my friend

[vital escarp]

ask freely starting now

[sacred elk]

Is it green

[vital depot]

is it red

[cedar coral]

is it an equipment

[harsh trout]

is it dlc

[gleaming flint]

is it a jade colored item

[vapid dagger]

mwahaha

[tight kayak]

is it a healing item

[vital depot]

is it white

[cedar coral]

its an equipment

[vital depot]

DLC equipment

[glad tusk]

If i got hlycon seed and i leave the game and make a new one , will i still hv it?

[vital depot]

Is it the exec card

[harsh trout]

deus ex

[cedar coral]

does it do damage

[vital escarp]

yes

[tight kayak]

is it molotov

[cedar coral]

im shit at keeping track of dlc equipments so you guys got that department

[vital depot]

Tricorn?

[cedar coral]

dlc equipment that does damage

[gleaming flint]

is it d6 from the hit game tboi of isaac

[flint vortex]

btw its me im the item they are thinking of

[cedar coral]

lol

[cedar coral]

ahhh I see

[harsh trout]

is it goobo

[mental anchor]

does oneshotting bosses count
I think royal capacitor is also sotv

[cedar coral]

I dont think that does damage technically

[gleaming flint]

is it a pink item

[vital escarp]

nuh uh

[vital depot]

It’s base

[cedar coral]

not tricorn but it good be capacitator

oh nvm its base

[vital depot]

Capacitor is not a DLC item

[mental anchor]

yeah just checked mb

[cedar coral]

nw

[viral pagoda]

what are you guys doing

[cedar coral]

does it have anything to do with healing

[vital depot]

Guessing items

[cedar coral]

guess the random ror2 item yes or no questions only

[vital escarp]

nope

[warm basalt]

playing roblox ror2 and the death note game all day for the rest of my life

[harsh trout]

wait does it drop from equipment barrels

[gleaming flint]

B31NG Z1LLY GUBB13S!!1!

[cedar coral]

is it a boss item

[viral pagoda]

sounds fun, does it deal damage in any way

[vital depot]

Is it an Aspect

[vital escarp]

kind of?

[sacred elk]

Where tf else would it drop

[tight kayak]

FUEL ARRAY

i'm dumb that's not dlc

[harsh trout]

omfg it's aurelionites blessing

[cedar coral]

oo

[vital depot]

Is it the gilded

[harsh trout]

or his spiteful boon

[flint vortex]

aspect of the void

[cedar coral]

yeah its halcyonite seed I think

[mental anchor]

molotov is sotv

[vital depot]

or is it the collective

[vital escarp]

correct!

[cedar coral]

or not

[vapid dagger]

and another one

[gleaming flint]

CAN I DO ONE NOW?

[cedar coral]

yayay

[harsh trout]

that's evil lmao

[vital depot]

which one is his spiteful boon again

[gleaming flint]

PLEASE PLEASE

[vital escarp]

sure lets hear it

[cedar coral]

yes but no trolls

[flint vortex]

alr im thinking of an item

[harsh trout]

twisted

[sacred elk]

Is it bethnic bloom

[vital depot]

FUCK

[cedar coral]

you can go after void

[gleaming flint]

ok

[cedar coral]

everyone remember malachite after void

[gleaming flint]

no

[vital escarp]

is it a white item

[viral pagoda]

is it a green item

[tight kayak]

is it a damage item

[vital escarp]

dlc item?

[cedar coral]

is it a returning item from 1 and returns

[gleaming flint]

Sort of?

[flint vortex]

was it added in the Seekers of the Storm downloadable content

[vital escarp]

old guillotine?

[gleaming flint]

dude i dint play those

[flint vortex]

oop late to the party

[vital depot]

is it pred instincts

[cedar coral]

fair enough lmao

[viral pagoda]

hmm, does it heal you

[gleaming flint]

nope

[vital escarp]

hm

[gleaming flint]

nope...

[cedar coral]

is it death mark

[harsh trout]

does it drop from damage chests

[gleaming flint]

you guuys are kinda close

[vital escarp]

does it have anything to do with debuffs

[tight kayak]

is it a chance based effect

[vital depot]

is it red whip

[vital escarp]

he said it does dmg (kind of

[viral pagoda]

does it increase mobility at all

[harsh trout]

ghors tome?

[cedar coral]

atg

[gleaming flint]

RING DING DING DING DING

[vital depot]

[vital escarp]

what

[gleaming flint]

YOUR RIGHTTT

[cedar coral]

OHH

[vital escarp]

damn

[cedar coral]

malachite next

[viral pagoda]

ghors tome is chance based?

[flint vortex]

yipee

[tight kayak]

how is that "sort of" a damage item

[cedar coral]

yh

[vital escarp]

now u go

[cedar coral]

because you need to kill an enemy

[vital depot]

Chance to drop gold deposit on kill

[flint vortex]

uh huh i am in fact thinking of an item

[vital escarp]

okay
is it dlc

[cedar coral]

red item?

[viral pagoda]

is it a lunar item

[sacred elk]

Tome is not a returning item btw