ror2-discussion

[ripe cargo]

yea its good for testing new builds and stuff like that but a lot of the skill expression in ror2 is knowing how to make the most of what you get as well as knowing how to encourage the game to give you what you want

[placid quail]

Cheating is IMPOSSIBLE in a PvE game without anticheat

[ripe cargo]

thats why i put it in quotes. i couldnt think of a better word

[celest veldt]

ah ok , ye idk i just wanna have fun so yea

[placid quail]

Fair…

[blissful torrent]

it's definitely not cheating, it just makes the game a lot easier which isn't for everyone

[placid quail]

True…

[blissful torrent]

removes some of the roguelike elements in favour of more control over your build

[placid quail]

True…

[obtuse tartan]

Who gaf about cheating in single player

[placid quail]

Ror2 is probably among the easier roguelites out there

[ripe cargo]

no one

[ripe cargo]

depends

[placid quail]

No one worth dedicating brain cells to think about

[blissful torrent]

and elitists will use anything as an excuse to say that you're relying on a crutch and morally worse than them

[ripe cargo]

thats every game

[blissful torrent]

personally i find command runs boring but if someone enjoys them that doesn't affect me so i really could not care less

[celest veldt]

look at elden ring

[blissful torrent]

that's everything in life tbh

[celest veldt]

those elitest are fun to talk to (Jk)

[obtuse tartan]

If you dont clear stages in 5 minutes you're AWFUL and I will call you a drizzlecel

[flint vortex]

YES

[wispy flume]

Hmm

[flint vortex]

SPARE DRONE PARTS

[placid quail]

People who feel unfulfilled with their lives often become elitists in some random topic to feel a sense of importance.

[blissful torrent]

if someone unironically called me a drizzlecel i would lose my shit laughing

[near fiber]

I only did command runs to see if I could do something like have every attack spawn a million atgs

[ripe cargo]

i can admit. as a railgunner main. she is easy and a crutch but i like seeing big numbers and killing big things instantly so i dont really gaf

[placid quail]

I’m gonna do some drizzlemaxxing today

[blissful torrent]

she's my worst character so i'm absolutely not gonna judge you on that, she's easy if your aim is good but as someone who has no background with games reliant on aiming i find her really difficult

[gentle copper]

im sylvie

[ripe cargo]

fair.

[blissful torrent]

hi sylvie how are you today?

[fresh idol]

i'm sorry did i just read the work drizzlecel

[ripe cargo]

hello sylvie

[gentle copper]

hello ! i am good

[obtuse tartan]

Heh only a soy command swarm sacrifice drizzlecel would say this

[placid quail]

As someone who never got more than three kills per call of duty match, I agree

[ripe cargo]

yes 😭

[blissful torrent]

i thought you said you were sylvie...

[gentle copper]

my friend is almost done on my commission hehee

[vapid dagger]

oh shit the beetle gaurd is going ham

[obtuse tartan]

He's fueled by commando aura btw

[placid quail]

What even is call of duty nowadays? Is it just the battle royale now?

[gentle copper]

yeah basically

[fresh idol]

just Fifaslop now

same game every year

[ripe cargo]

commando the only survivor with a bunch of dead bodies lying around... perhaps it is a commentary on the abhorrent state he is in rn

[placid quail]

That’s what I heard 15 years ago 😭

[obtuse tartan]

Call of booty because its cheeks

[blissful torrent]

woke censorship has RUINED it, it's called Call of LGBT now and instead of killing people you have to kiss them‼️ also you're transgender

[placid quail]

Thunderous applause

[ripe cargo]

same as it has always been with even less area for skill expression

[blissful torrent]

that bot got prefired goddamn

[fresh idol]

if the devs really buff Commando because of the jokes/complaints this chat has i'm gonna lose my mind and only play downpatched

[placid quail]

I only play Treyarch zombie modes nowadays and by that I mean BO3 custom zombies

[flint vortex]

5 beetle queen 3 seconds

[gentle copper]

3 beetle queen 5 seconds

[obtuse tartan]

If commando gets buffed he would no longer be incorruptible so that'd be unlucky

[placid quail]

The official YouTube shorts have recently dunked on Mando a few times

[obtuse tartan]

Ottermando would not recover

[blissful torrent]

i will love them if they buff default util's defensive capabilities and if they do anything else i will scream and cry

[flint vortex]

i am currently in possession of 2 transcendance

[fresh idol]

mad omni man react

[flint vortex]

and 50000 of everything else

[placid quail]

There was a guess who parody where the question was “Will the character get a buff?”. The other player said yes and commando was flipped down

[flint vortex]

i would like a scrapper tho

[fresh idol]

that and nades are just the only thing they need to buff. do not touch anything else

[flint vortex]

to kill EVERY healing item

[gentle copper]

maybe fix roll momentum

[fresh idol]

good

[placid quail]

Bueno

Gut

[ripe cargo]

i wish recyclers were more common tbh

[placid quail]

Goed

[ripe cargo]

i feel like i see MAYABE 1 per loop

[coarse merlin]

Artificer is pretty cool

[placid quail]

What are other language words for good

[fresh idol]

bom

[blissful torrent]

i honestly like nades as they are, they have a high skill ceiling - only thing i'd do is maybe slightly increase the blast radius so the sweet spot isn't quite as hard to hit

[placid quail]

Horosho

[fresh idol]

ótimo

[placid quail]

Why does Diablo strike have sweet spot falloff

I have to wait 20 fucking seconds

[ripe cargo]

i need captain to strike my sweet spot 🤤

[placid quail]

False Son can slam and jam all the time and that has no falloff

[placid quail]

Men ❤️

[uneven scarab]

bro I tried remembering a chest and had a sale star. but when I guessed correctly, sale star wouldn't do the thing 😭

[uneven scarab]

remind me of SS falloff?

[coarse merlin]

Think of the poor beetles cowering behind terrain, in fear of the incendiary demise rapidly approaching from the heavens

[placid quail]

Less damage the further away from the center

[uneven scarab]

ahh

[blissful torrent]

100% in the centre down to 25% if it's too far away

[placid quail]

I’m sure the math equation behind it is very smart

[coarse merlin]

Allow them some mercy 🙏

[blissful torrent]

i think it is literally just this, either full damage or 1/4

[placid quail]

Is Diablo 40K or 20K percent dmg

[thin saddle]

Nades are fine, but I quite dislike supressive fire. The dps is pretty mediocre and it serves only as a stun

[thin saddle]

20k

[placid quail]

I s’pose 25% of that is still good but I HAVE TO WAIT 20 SECONDS

RAAAAAA

[thin saddle]

Diablo sweet spot is so stupid I hate it

[blissful torrent]

i like it because it scales with attack speed and i think that's cool

[thin saddle]

It's good for procs is all I can say

[placid quail]

It needs a 1.5 proc coefficient and no sweet spot falloff

[thin saddle]

Dps is just pretty mediocre

[blissful torrent]

diablo having a 1.5 i would be fine with actually, it makes more sense than false son and chef m1s

[thin saddle]

What if the giant pillar that drops from it emerges a second captain and each consecutive diablo spawns another captain-ling

[blissful torrent]

i unironically think supercharge and diablo are the only abilities that should have >1.0

[uneven scarab]

what the hell? I saw drifter holding the unused equipment for this DLC (G force whatever it was) with Light Flux

[thin saddle]

Why supercharge, supercharge is already good as is

Wait does supercharge have 1.5 it does right

[blissful torrent]

it already has like 2.5

[thin saddle]

Yeah oopsie

Railgunner is sod tupid I love uer

[sage python]

imo only supercharge really makes any sense

[placid quail]

The universe would rapidly decohere from the excessive concentration of handsomeness

[sage python]

supercharge has 3, cryocharge has 1.5

[thin saddle]

I think my only general complaint is I wish missing with railgunner was more punishing

[blissful torrent]

yea 3 ty fox i couldn't remember if it was 2.5 or 3

[old python]

Drifter is very fun, did y'all know you can fly with the boxes?

[thin saddle]

Petrichor can only handle so much DILFs

[placid quail]

One handed gaming controller sales skyrocket

[thin saddle]

No she can just do that

[old python]

Idk how did it but I was in the air, put a box, rode the box and SLAMMED on an enemy that shit was golden.

[thin saddle]

She can just fly, like superman, but chooses not to cause she's lazy and short and fat and ball

[blissful torrent]

supercharge being 2.0 and diablo being 1.5 makes sense in my head, nothing else should be more than 1.0

[old python]

With boxes.

[thin saddle]

No she's a viltrumite

[quiet patrol]

drifter is ballier than solus units

[thin saddle]

Is drifter canonically yhe strongest survivor ingame she can lift and manhandle a halcyonite just using her bag

[thin saddle]

She doesn't have an exoskeleton or anything like loader

[echo ermine]

LOL glitch found! if you can't tell what's happening : a virtual orb thing is just in the way that if I fall down it pushes me above the "void" again and this speeds up the longer you do it

[quiet patrol]

a gilded one too, so wouldn't that imply she could lift a solid gold creature that's like 30 feet tall?

[thin saddle]

TURKEY NUMBER ONE

[thin saddle]

Of course she can she's
[TITLE CARD]

[old python]

True.. but what if the bag is an interdimensional portal that makes anything weightless?

[placid quail]

The box has a strange sort of auto aim. If the enemy is in your aim reticle when you smack the box, the box will fly at them if within range. This still happens if you are on the box.

[flint vortex]

i managed to not win against false son 😭

[thin saddle]

This might be a good explanation if it weren't for the fact m1ing with an enemy in the bag damages them so it can't be a pocket dimension

[echo ermine]

do runs have like "seeds" ? like mc does?

[thin saddle]

Probably I'm not on the technical side

[blissful torrent]

hard to say, she's canonically trans so she isn't allowed to compete in a competition to test her strength 😔

[placid quail]

If you’re on steam I can help you speedrun unlocking FS

[thin saddle]

Thought she was banned cause of height requirement

I think drifter is the only survivor without gear

If you count a bag as military gear das stupid

[thin saddle]

Not counting non-human survivors

[flint vortex]

in a min i hunger for the food of midday

[placid quail]

Omg bunny

[echo ermine]

I HAVE ASCENDED INTO THE GLITCHVESRSE

Theyll never catch me alive

[thin saddle]

Wally West

[echo ermine]

Insane glitch

It actually speeds up the longer you do this but im at the point where i am at 2 places at once so im being attacked by enemies

[sage python]

i dont think diablo makes sense either tbf

supercharge can get it because of the downtime i guess

cryo is odd

[placid quail]

Diablo Strike now has a Yes proc coefficient

[uneven scarab]

"It's all fun and games until your favorite beetle accidently existed"

[sage python]

its only really raised cause super is raised

[sage python]

ror1 reference

[blissful torrent]

running diablo makes you an m1 machine and that is fine and all but it's also kinda inconsistent

[placid quail]

Hopoo was like “hmm today I will make a one time exception to the rule that proc coefficients don’t surpass 1.0”

[blissful torrent]

cryo has freeze it does not need >1.0

[sage python]

yeahh

[placid quail]

Is it true that boomerang has a 1.5

[thin saddle]

I think diablo strike should just disperse hugeee amounts of uranium and ruin the wildlife of petrichor V

Permanently forever

[placid quail]

It’s not a nuke

[thin saddle]

No you don't get it once the giant probe drops, multiple chutes open and launch enrinched uranium everywhere

[placid quail]

Please consult the Wikipedia for kinetic bombardment

[thin saddle]

It's not a bomb ik it's literally just a giant pole

[placid quail]

True

[sage python]

chef cleaver you mean?

[thin saddle]

The pole should disperse uranihm I thinks

[old python]

Ah that makes sense.

[placid quail]

Electric boomerang

[sage python]

dont think so

[placid quail]

Hmmm

I shall check

[old python]

Maybe the pocket dimension itself is also weightless.

[thin saddle]

How would that relate 😭

[sage python]

its 1.0 the first hit on an enemy, 0.2 subsequent hits

[thin saddle]

It can't be a pocket dimension cause slamming the bag causes the enemies to get hurt

So they have to be in the bag

[uneven scarab]

Rest in peace, free common item

[old python]

The bag has some scrap in the front pockets, but inside the main thing is the pocket dimension.. so you can carry as big of shit as you want.

[thin saddle]

I think drifter just weightlifts

[old python]

She don't got the body.

She's like a lil amogus.

[thin saddle]

I've seen some tuff asf short people

[placid quail]

Her arms are shredded

[placid quail]

Wolverine is 5’ 2’’ in the comics iirc

[thin saddle]

The multiple folds on her arms aren't from the puffy jacket she's actually wearing very tight clothing the folds are from her muscles

[old python]

Wolverine CANNOT carry the golden golem dudes from shrines.

[celest veldt]

how do i get that dude that does a orbital strike kinda thingy

[thin saddle]

Ror2 realism is fucked anyways you can carry a whole tesla coil on your back without it damaging you nor hindering you by weight

[thin saddle]

Just beat the game

[placid quail]

? Just kill the main final boss

[warm basalt]

how do you get ego

i only have aura

[thin saddle]

Do you think acrid looks at the other test tubes in the UES like this

[placid quail]

First you find your mom’s credit card

[celest veldt]

ah ok ye never managed to even see the final bosss (tho seen the stage ) got randomly one shot

[old python]

Play any online shooter.

[placid quail]

If you’re on steam I can help you cheese it

[old python]

W rabbit.

[celest veldt]

yes im on steam

[placid quail]

👀

[thin saddle]

L rabbit

[celest veldt]

tho i did enable that crossplay with epic

[placid quail]

Epic 🤢

[old python]

No, W rabbit. 😡

[celest veldt]

yes also hate just have a account there for the games

free games i dont say no

[old python]

Lowk tho they've given some solid games for free.

I think I got hogwarts legacy.

[placid quail]

Epic if they spent money improving the storefront instead of bribing people with free games

[placid quail]

I can get on in a couple minutes if you want me to help still

[celest veldt]

yes for sure can wait

[placid quail]

Want me to do every trick in the book to kill the boss asap or would you rather I play more chill?

[celest veldt]

tbh idc do what ya feel like

[flint vortex]

holy generous

[placid quail]

I have arrived to my desktop

[echo ermine]

Noooooooo I lost my run do to a bug with my pc 😭

[placid quail]

wanna vc or just use text chat?

[flint vortex]

invite me too fr

[celest veldt]

can vc

[random island]

pain

[placid quail]

Aw yeah got ourselves a 3 man

[celest veldt]

im in vc 1

[placid quail]

109775243747813603

the code

[uneven scarab]

Hmm, I wonder what they are

[upper wing]

i wanna write some kind of love letter/video essay about ror2 but i lowkey dont have the slightest idea how to start

[echo idol]

mando sux rex sucks merc sux and i have 10 hours on the game

[upper wing]

truth nuke

[echo ermine]

Bro became the lens maker

[echo idol]

welcome back to my risky bloons 2 gameplay

[upper wing]

get. on. topic. RIGHT. FRIGGIN. NOW!!!

[thin saddle]

Truema

[echo idol]

Risk of rain 2 frickin sucks!

[echo ermine]

must ahve been the wind

[thin saddle]

Does anything past 10 even do anything

[upper wing]

what!!

[uneven scarab]

yes. and that's getting them to be lost

[upper wing]

nothing

[thin saddle]

Why is he telling the truth?

[echo ermine]

no it doesn't I have a friend who has liek idk 300+ hours in the game and he still finds it enjoyable

[echo idol]

well i think risk of rain 2 sucks and your friend is wrong

#owning the liberals!

[echo ermine]

get out!

[echo ermine]

tf is a liberal???

[vapid dagger]

got walled by a TT scav as the stage 6 boss

[thin saddle]

Play risk of rain 2
Play as railgunner on monsoon
"I'm bored"
spend the next 2 stages loathing
die to unrelated jellyfish
"that was fun"

[uneven scarab]

bro how did one manage to clip

[fresh idol]

i think it's someone that likes freedom

[echo ermine]

well I'm glued to my cahir so I don't have freedom so ig i'm not a liberal

chair*

[fresh idol]

same my screen controls me so i'm not a liberal either

[random island]

surviving this is crazy

[uneven sun]

whats regen scrap do exactly

[random island]

u can scrap it once per stage i think

[echo idol]

green scrap that regenerates

[sacred elk]

It’s a free green scrap every stage

It takes priority over the non free scrap

[uneven sun]

lol i see players pick it up with a cheese artifact

[sacred elk]

They take priority at soups so you can get a bunch of free reds if you stack them

[uneven sun]

i just black screened in a game i guess i got to wait and see if host will teleport and ill be fixed

[uneven sun]

oh then yeah makes sense

[blissful torrent]

not unless they're corrupted

[blissful torrent]

and on stages without soup they're a free green 3d printer use

[uneven sun]

yeah i remember that
i like cheese more
so i can sit and farm

[old python]

It's awesome sauce.

[uneven sun]

so for the skin
it says dont do something for the collective

[blissful torrent]

alternate path with alloyed collective dlc, you can access it by interacting with something on stage 3

you have to finish that path and then you get offered a deal

[uneven sun]

i am alive

[polar cobalt]

me too

[indigo fable]

I’m not sure how people die on railgunner

she’s insane

[uneven sun]

could i accidently do it

[odd cove]

these new items are really good on false son

[indigo fable]

what am I looking at

[spare saddle]

a game

[indigo fable]

what

[blissful torrent]

no, you have to go out of your way to access the alt path

[blissful torrent]

lock in go beat onan's streak it's not that bad

[indigo fable]

I love getting a good run and accidentally taking montezumas

[polar cobalt]

wdym by alt path?

[indigo fable]

and instantly losing

[blissful torrent]

alternate set of stages you can access partway through the run

[blissful torrent]

how is montezuma's an insta loss

do you mean no 2

[polar cobalt]

oh okay

[indigo fable]

montezuma shoots corn out of the shit brim and it hurts you

it’s complete bullshit

[uneven sun]

is it what floating orb?

[blissful torrent]

oh fr? i think i beat it before i had montezuma's unlocked on my saves

[indigo fable]

maybe I should have done that too

fuck that challenge

[blissful torrent]

there's a new interactible on stage 3 that makes the teleporter event harder but adds a virtual orb, which becomes a virtual portal when the teleporter is completed

you go through that then do a few stages

[blissful torrent]

at least it isn't ultra hard

[indigo fable]

ultra hard wasn’t as difficult

[indigo fable]

not nearly

[blissful torrent]

hm

what part of onan's streak are you struggling with

[indigo fable]

the accidentally taking an item that kills the run part

[blissful torrent]

right okok

[uneven sun]

yep done that
i yhink ill be able to get it i got loader skin

[indigo fable]

I don’t want to pull up a wiki for every other item that affects my tears

[blissful torrent]

i mean that's mostly just "don't pick up an item that makes you shoot more"

[indigo fable]

circle of protection.

[blissful torrent]

that is definitely not required just don't pick up things that add more shots or mess with your shot pattern and you're probably fine

[blissful torrent]

those are more shots 🤷‍♀️

[indigo fable]

it’s so STUPID

[blissful torrent]

yes agreed

[coarse merlin]

Items that make you shoot more:

[blissful torrent]

some things def should not count but like

[languid crystal]

who here uses diablo on captain

[blissful torrent]

it kinda makes sense that they do

[indigo fable]

hey

[warm basalt]

me UwU

[blissful torrent]

my hand is so far down it's in the floor rn i find diablo so boring

[languid crystal]

how dare u

[blissful torrent]

you can like it idm

[indigo fable]

my ancient prefire Diablo technique

[blissful torrent]

it's just not for me

[sage python]

i dont

[indigo fable]

that’s not what he asked..

[shell thistle]

hi ror2 discord im in the middle of a drizzle run for unlocks and im very bored, ama

[upper wing]

how are you

[shell thistle]

i shoulda done this on a higher difficulty it is just not fun to stand here and watch everything die with 0 risk

[shell thistle]

good but tp just finished one sec

[upper wing]

lol all good

[uneven sun]

i love yhis game

[blissful torrent]

is that you in your pfp or some random other person you found who also plays tenors

[upper wing]

me too

[shell thistle]

me

[blissful torrent]

huge

[waxen geyser]

[upper wing]

wait youre a marching band individual?

[shell thistle]

yes it's my whole thing lol

[upper wing]

fuck yes dude

[blissful torrent]

i used to be, sadly i have moved to composition instead

[upper wing]

one of my buddies is a percussionist

[shell thistle]

i do both

[uneven sun]

im forever falling and all my teammates are X lol

[upper wing]

i played baritone in marching band

[blissful torrent]

based

[upper wing]

it is so front heavy i hated it

[languid crystal]

i love hacking-shock diablo tho if i ran probes its heal-hack

neve double hack cuz it gets useless past stage 2 lwk

[shell thistle]

ur buddy knows whats up

FUCK

GOD DMANIT

i got caught lacking by a void bubble

that's an hour down the fucking drain im gonna kms

[blissful torrent]

rest in peace

[upper wing]

it has been literal months since i played this character

[shell thistle]

i needed to get to 20 stages

that seems like so much god damn

ykw i just dont need commando unlocks i barely play him anyways

[polar cobalt]

it's been around a month since i unlocked said character

[shell thistle]

i got 2 new artifacts tho so thats cool

[languid crystal]

use diablo

[warm basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/sonion-gif-4370030053602687111

[languid crystal]

probes bad no one cares abt band procs

[upper wing]

when i DID play captain all i used was diablo i wanted to try something else

[languid crystal]

noob fail

[polar cobalt]

tenor gifs in 2026?

[blissful torrent]

i find diablo way more boring personally because it makes 90% of the game into m1 simulator

with probes you have a consistent alternate damage source

[languid crystal]

ok just remember use diablo next

[warm basalt]

i only play drifter

[quasi lance]

Yknow i thought i was pretty mid at this game and then i started doing commando e8 runs and my self confidince has increased heavily

[languid crystal]

then use diablo on lesser wisps

[quasi lance]

I feel like a god

[uneven sun]

is ror online console

[warm basalt]

should i stop trying to get a 4+ hour run with drifter

[polar cobalt]

why use diablo on captain when u can use remote coffenator and a bunch of fire works

[blissful torrent]

even if i do that i still have my m1 and then one other ability every 40 seconds

[quasi lance]

I keep styling on mithrix

[vital depot]

diablo is a weird ability i just cant really like it

[languid crystal]

again, i find the solution in front of ur eyes

[quasi lance]

Diablo strike should hit the whole map

Including you

[languid crystal]

diablo

[vital depot]

Every 40 seconds i get to place an obstacle in my own path

[warm basalt]

blablo strike

[blissful torrent]

april fool's update where they add this as an undocumented change but only in multiplayer

[quasi lance]

I love seeker i love being busted as fuck

[languid crystal]

the only small problem i have is kiting bosses into diablo but thats a skill issue

[warm basalt]

why is suncles muted 😔

[languid crystal]

always diablo.

[quasi lance]

I just time my diablo to where i think the boss will be when it spawns and spawn it at the right time

[polar cobalt]

i remember my first looped run in which i went up to stage 20 with comando and i js obliterated everything with needleticks and an overdose of syringes

or seers glases , dont remember

[warm basalt]

i had one run that went to stage 60

[quasi lance]

my beloved

[uneven scarab]

probably the gun sticker

[quasi lance]

I had a run that took me 2 days to complete that lasted 86 stages

[warm basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-notebook-gif-20708336

[warm basalt]

rookie numbers

[polar cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387327512790569070/1490018629775790271/image0.gif

[shell thistle]

I am still new to this game lol i have under 100 hours when everyone else i see has like 3k, my longest run was only 11 😭

[warm basalt]

i will have a run that lasts 200 stages

[polar cobalt]

dam there' no gif perms

[shell thistle]

this game very fun tho

[warm basalt]

i have 400 or 500

[quasi lance]

It was on my alt, i was acrid and had an infinte chain of polylutes, pshrimps, and runic lens

[shell thistle]

i like dying alot

[quasi lance]

Tbf you gotta have artifacts if you wanna get a high run and it is TEDIOUS

[warm basalt]

i only use prestige in my run

[shell thistle]

it lowkey seems boring asf bc what do you do when you're nigh unkillable

just walk around and watch things die for hours?

[warm basalt]

big number go up

get shared desing

design

[shell thistle]

every looped run I've done I was very tired of it by when I died or ended

[earnest canyon]

looped run are very fun if you find the funny shrine

[blissful torrent]

agree tbh, it gets boring as soon as you start passively one-shotting everything

[shell thistle]

prestige runs are fun

[vivid ember]

Uh oh

[languid crystal]

my longest ror2 was 30 stages on commando

[warm basalt]

rookie numbers

[languid crystal]

on switch 1.

[shell thistle]

prestige runs are fun bc you dont outscale everything quickly

[earnest canyon]

all i can say is 312x wax quails

[vivid ember]

Is it a visual bug or is enemy level capped at 99

[warm basalt]

Feature

[vivid ember]

So sad

[polar cobalt]

what's a prestige run?

[indigo fable]

You sicken me mattman enjoyer..

[earnest canyon]

hold on youre valid

[vivid ember]

I figured since it felt like the game stopped scaling

[warm basalt]

funny boss get 1 million hp

[vital depot]

Artifact of Prestige

[languid crystal]

i use diablo so obviously

[polar cobalt]

ohh

[earnest canyon]

have you tried waterboarding its just as fun as playing ror2 on switch

[shell thistle]

mountain shrines permanently stack

[vivid ember]

Hyehehehe

[vivid ember]

I yearn for the day i do a 100 stage run straight with no save mods

[earnest canyon]

shi freezes with 5 beetles on the screen

[upper wing]

i forgot just how slow captain feels

also 15 minute stage 1 #oopsiedaisy

[vivid ember]

Once had a 20 minute stage 1

[earnest canyon]

it was worth it just for the sale star tbh

[steady vector]

PBB?

Dude its been like a year whats good

[vivid ember]

One chance based on hit only

Happened to me after i rebirth with 57 leaf clover

Did 4 stages and got 1 on hit item

[upper wing]

70% chance of proccing chance doll

[quasi lance]

500 red items + elite aspects

[uneven sun]

ugh black screen on boss fight

[fallow sedge]

praying for 2 ducleaus for you <3

[supple estuary]

"you offer to the shrine, but gain nothing"

[round sandal]

Greeeeeeeen

[spare saddle]

peak

[iron palm]

55% success rate my ass

[sacred elk]

Evil baby behavior

[iron palm]

More like 15%

[round sandal]

Hiiiiiiii SHRIMPY

[spare saddle]

👋 ello

[steady vector]

Very true. At least thunder gauntlet is better on switch tho.

[supple estuary]

misinformation

[round sandal]

Hugs

[spare saddle]

🫂

[steady vector]

Its that a HYLICS pfp?

Very cool

[fallow sedge]

hello gray\

[round sandal]

Who?

[golden linden]

leak of me scrapping any healing that isn't slug

[echo ermine]

OH MY F ING GOD I WAS LIKE 10K health away from killing this stupid boss and I cahrge in for some damage then I get all of my items taken away from ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE to the point I didn't even see a single enemy on the field other than the boss and I STILL GET THEM TAKEN AWAY AND I GET 1 SHOTTED

[sacred elk]

Slugbug

[echo ermine]

void version of the mushrooms is pretty good imo

[golden linden]

can't scrap those can ya

[echo ermine]

idk can you? i genuanly dk

[golden linden]

you can't scrap voids

[echo ermine]

oh ok

[golden linden]

alloy hunter lasers turn off items like solus invalidators

[echo ermine]

F

i hate this. this is purgetory

[golden linden]

just be wary for it, you can circle her and it'll never hit you

can also go for cover

[potent marten]

the snow got terminated

[echo ermine]

I am trapped in my own hell- I'm trying to kill the secret boss after soulus wing

[golden linden]

you're fine

[supple estuary]

good bye drones

[echo ermine]

but I can't even get to solus wing

[coral dew]

the big crow boss is a lady ?

[golden linden]

yes

[coral dew]

oh cool

[echo ermine]

don't question it these rabbit holes aren't worth going into

[golden linden]

what lmao

[coral dew]

nah honestly i can see it

i just dont know how i have 1k hours on the game and didnt know that

[golden linden]

that's fair

[echo ermine]

I have seen other fandoms literally blow up just beacuse of debating if a caracther is male or female 🙏 🥀

[golden linden]

what debate is there to have tho

[round sandal]

Hiiiiiii omega

[echo ermine]

I genuanly dk

[round sandal]

Wait this is me

[tawny needle]

guys
is emptychestsbegone outdated ?
its last updated 2019

[supple estuary]

holy unc

[golden linden]

sup

[potent marten]

what the fuck is that

[cedar coral]

yo risk of rain 1 is not for the weak bro 😭

[steady vector]

We are aware

[golden linden]

most likely

[cedar coral]

what the hell are those red elites that fire missiles

[tawny needle]

?

[round sandal]

Hugs, I hope you’re doing good :3

[cedar coral]

they are so annoying

[golden linden]

chests now have a purpose outside of just being opened

[tawny needle]

what

[echo ermine]

waht

[golden linden]

and delusion

[sacred elk]

Who is the best

[cedar coral]

and monsoon is actually hard

[fallow sedge]

hello meower

[potent marten]

none of them

[dim escarp]

My 3 cats are the best

[golden linden]

mod that made chests invisible after opening them

[round sandal]

Hugs, have a good day bestie

[golden linden]

used to use it myself, hard to distinguish if you opened a chest from a distance

[potent marten]

that sounds kinda useful

[golden linden]

but now delusion and drifter have use of opened chesgs

so wouldn't work anymore

[tawny needle]

well

[golden linden]

doing great, same for ya

[tawny needle]

makes sense

[uneven scarab]

this is why my idea would've worked better

[golden linden]

what is your idea

[potent marten]

idk who actually uses delusion outside of maao runs

[uneven scarab]

bro just look at it in feedback

[golden linden]

I'm fine then

[sacred elk]

Overshadowed by devotion in every single way

What would sale star change about delusion

[old python]

Thank you for accepting my friend request.

[upper wing]

here i go

riskymithrix is so fun dude

[supple estuary]

one crit glasses, youre good

in all seriousness, youre good

[upper wing]

dub

[sage python]

its so fun whilst staying faithful

[upper wing]

this mod takes a really good concept and fully realizes it

[upper wing]

yeah

honestly? i think this is one of the few mods that should actually just be vanilla

i think its a perfect amount of difficulty

[cedar coral]

im slowly starting to hate ror1

its too damn hard bro

why am I dying on stage 2

[sacred elk]

Because you suck

And the game hates you

[cedar coral]

maybe only the second one

theres no way this is just a skill issue

those damn missile elites whatever the fuck theyre called

[steady vector]

The timer matters alot more in ror1

[cedar coral]

oh my god

[sacred elk]

Volatile

[cedar coral]

yeah I figured out that 3 minutes is 1 difficulty on monsoon

[cedar coral]

theyre absolutely ridicukous

[sacred elk]

Overloading is a lot worse

[cedar coral]

is it more manageable in returns at least

[sacred elk]

Volatiles alternate between being nonexistent and single handedly killing you if you’re trying to camp a rope

[cedar coral]

I think in my case just the single handedly killing you part is the most accurate

im using enforcer btw

[vivid ember]

[hybrid idol]

hey mithrix

where's your brother

[polar cobalt]

what's the dif in dificulty between rainstorm and monsoon, like , i wanted to get merc and i had to olay monsoon for the first time , i went in with huntress ( mostly cuz no mouse and keyboars at the time )and it was easy as heck , i even js skipped looting stages 6 u and 8 and js did the teleporter

[warm basalt]

minor speinng mistake i win speling*

[novel haven]

Says the modifiers when you select the difficulty before you start the run

[hybrid idol]

there's no spelling mistake

[blissful torrent]

the only changes are the listed ones in the difficulty select menu

[polar cobalt]

dam , so js less healing and dificukty scaling speed?

[blissful torrent]

most healing is the same, it's specifically your survivor's base passive health regeneration that's reduced

but yes those are the only changes afaik

[potent marten]

youre red now

[sacred elk]

How are you playing

Enforcer is very slow

He has high survivability but without a corner he’s going to get eviscerated

[vital depot]

basically, it’s barely a change

[sage python]

i doubt youd like it nearly as much, but id recommend trying out riskymod by the same creator. theres a good few changes in it i disagree with, but its pretty interesting nonetheless

[sacred elk]

I like how ancient scepter is locked behind beating monsoon as mercenary specifically

[quasi lance]

Difficulty scaling is a big change, affecting gold prices, enemy levels, (in turn, your ally levels) and generally just scales harsher

[polar cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/time-lapse-waiting-gif-24527492

[sage python]

some stuff like infusion change is real cool tho

[polar cobalt]

sad no img perms

[sacred elk]

I kinda get why because merc is already unlocked by beating the game 5 times

So it’s the “i played the game a lot and got good” achievement

[polar cobalt]

yeah but it's lowk barely noticable

[quasi lance]

How long are your runs?

[vital depot]

Playing the easier difficulties is harder for me than playing Monsoon because I do not like slower difficulty scaling at all

[quasi lance]

I hate drizzle now, ive been converted

[round sandal]

Meows all over the place

[uneven scarab]

I hate Lesser Children

[vital depot]

monsoon isn’t hard enough for me and eclipse just isn’t fun enough for me because it limits my options for how i want to play my run

[round sandal]

I’ll wait fox.

[sage python]

chat, the meower is here !!!

[sacred elk]

Lesser children?

[quasi lance]

Difficulty artifacts on monsoon is what i do

[sage python]

i was typing it !!

[sacred elk]

Why are you lessening them

[sage python]

:)

[polar cobalt]

rbh i only played 1 monson run, it was my first and last cuz i had to take a break right aftrr my first run and it was like 1 hour 20 i think , ending on stage 8 obliterate thing

[vital depot]

but i cant download higher difficulty mods because i’m not on PC and the game just keeps getting easier every time a new DLC introduces even more good items

[quasi lance]

Yeah looping will make it unoticeable, you outscale the enemies so quickly on loop

[round sandal]

Yeah she is

[quasi lance]

I wouldnt say that AC added too many busted items besides spur, nsuffering, and chef items, but definitely added hella enemies that are actually a threat

[untold acorn]

strange

[vital depot]

AC blundered the enemies that can actually manipulate the player’s items

They’re just not good at doing their job

[untold acorn]

Is there anything new?

[sacred elk]

I hate the ac enemies so much

[blissful torrent]

imagine if there was an enemy whose attacks briefly inflicted shrine of order

[vital depot]

they were the one non-survivor-related thing that i was excited for and they are so fucking weak

[quasi lance]

Invalidators can actually snipe you very rarely and even then your base stats make up for it outside of looping

[potent marten]

😔

[polar cobalt]

basicly 🎰 , would be very rng

[blissful torrent]

invalidator attacks just feel bad because rest in peace my 5 goat hooves

[vital depot]

Invalidators literally dont even aim at you, they try to predict your movement and it just doesn’t work

[blissful torrent]

therefore objectively a good thing

[sacred elk]

Man I can’t wait to fight
Hellspawn
Hellspawn 2
Annoying bastard
Annoying bastard 2 (slightly less lethal)
Powercrept bison
A solus control unit that only uses the death explosion
All on stage 1

[vital depot]

I’d actually say that limiting the player’s ability to backtrack is way better than trying to guess where they’re going for this game

[polar cobalt]

i do love me some gambling , but i think it would lead to some rage quits

[sacred elk]

Invalidators more like
Make me kill myself in void fields

[quasi lance]

The only AC enemy i dont like are distributors and just because theyre so fucking tanky

[sacred elk]

Balls

Too many balls

[quasi lance]

Theyre just grounded jellyfish

With a little more speed

[blissful torrent]

they don't cost enough spawn credits

[quasi lance]

All ac enemies dont

[polar cobalt]

which 1s were the distributors? the stealing 1s?

[blissful torrent]

distributors are the cylinders that dispense balls

[quasi lance]

Bombs

[polar cobalt]

oh

hate those lowk , too much dmg

[sacred elk]

There’s 80 quintillion of all of them and they all spawn stage 1 for NO REASON and they all do 80 quintillion damage I HATE THEM

The enemies are the sole reason I want a dlc toggle

[potent marten]

distributors?

[sacred elk]

All of the ac enemies

[potent marten]

theyre too tanky

[sacred elk]

I like everything else about ac but the enemies drive me to drink

[potent marten]

especially scorchers since they move so fucking quickly

[sacred elk]

Worse than archer bugs

[blissful torrent]

scorchers and distributors are the only two enemies in the game i actively want to be changed

[quasi lance]

I love the prospectors just because there needed to be a stage 1 small enemy that does one big predictable attack so new players can learn to dodge multiple of those at once

[sacred elk]

Worse than swifts

[quasi lance]

I forgot scorchers they also suck

[blissful torrent]

prospectors are brilliant

[sacred elk]

Powercrept bison that spawn stage 1

I am a hater of everything ac enemies

[quasi lance]

Not at all, they just attack in a straight line and bison run wherever

[potent marten]

just smaller bison that do less dmg

[quasi lance]

Usually just straight at you

[polar cobalt]

lowk hard to learn the names of AC enemies , other than scorchers ,wing cuz he's a boss and solus mine

[potent marten]

i dont really see anything to be impressed about but thats my opinion

[quasi lance]

Theyre just good design

[sacred elk]

They have the best design of all the regular enemies

The bar is in ball hell

Regular ac enemies

Too many spheres

With nothing interesting going on

[quasi lance]

Prospectors make new players think about dodging

Which is very good

[polar cobalt]

which 1's the prospector?

[blissful torrent]

actually real, the only enemies that aren't just spheres are prospectors (sphere with extra cone) and distributors (sphere maker)

[quasi lance]

Most enemies dont naturally do that besides bison and even then

[blissful torrent]

the drill guy

[quasi lance]

Small drill guy

[polar cobalt]

oh kk

[potent marten]

um the solus heart isnt a sphere and hes an enemy

[quasi lance]

I dont mind the solus aoe guys but theyre rare so

I dont remember the name

[sacred elk]

Final boss

Transporter

I don’t know why

Because they have gravity powers or whatever

[uneven scarab]

the polar device peeps

[blissful torrent]

sphere with an anthro oc

[sacred elk]

I’ll be honest I don’t look at a transporter and see “gravity”

[blissful torrent]

i did mean regular enemies tho tbh

[sacred elk]

I see a solus explosion

I don’t even process the gravity effect

[quasi lance]

I mean, you know who liked spheres?

[uneven scarab]

Anyone notice anything odd?

[sacred elk]

I’m gonna kick him in the spheres

[quasi lance]

If there were to be a risk of rain 3, i wonder who the final boss would be since mithrix and provi are dead

[sacred elk]

What’s wrong with you
Why are you blue

[quasi lance]

Totally normal!

[polar cobalt]

john gup probably

[sacred elk]

I’m starving to death

[quasi lance]

mithrix and provi's dad final boss gonna give you a stern talking to

[gilded bane]

what do yall think is the best dlc

[potent marten]

ac

[quasi lance]

AC

[blissful torrent]

sotv personally tbh

[quasi lance]

Its very close

[blissful torrent]

ac close second tho

sots isn't bad but comparatively falls short

[uneven scarab]

notice that the items from my inventory were swapped!

[sacred elk]

None of them they all suck I had zero joy and whimsy in my heart

[uneven scarab]

Defense is normally given AFTER the rebirth item

[quasi lance]

Voidling being Voidling puts Sotv a little lower than AC

[random island]

That's an interesting void fields map

[quasi lance]

Cant wait for TBOI curses to be added as artifacts

[warm basalt]

what

oh yeah

[stoic grove]

Yo get the crabs to spawn on a starter map with cliff, I need to loop once right?

[quasi lance]

Artifact of the Blind: Fuck you no more recycler

[warm basalt]

i removed my other roles

[sacred elk]

You can’t see any items until you pick them up

[polar cobalt]

why stop at items , u cant see enemies before they fall below 90% hp

[modest topaz]

It's been a very rough year but Im trying my best
Doing well rn

Hbu?

[golden linden]

nuts

[blissful torrent]

you need titanic plains as your first stage after looping

[gilded bane]

what dlc has the most things

[modest topaz]

AC I think
New items, enemies, stages, bosses

[golden linden]

any singular things?

should be sotv still

but the question doesn't really work because i don't know what you care most for

[modest topaz]

Idk
Void items and new enemies and stages, the xi construct and voidling

Oh yeah void stages too

[golden linden]

they also have regular stages
and void seeds
and the interactables

[blissful torrent]

and obv the survivors

[golden linden]

would be a fun list to make

every singular new thing of each dlc

[coarse merlin]

It's easier if you use the newt altar in sky meadows

[sacred elk]

I’m pretty sure void still introduced the most amount of items

[coarse merlin]

Then you have a 2/3 chance of getting to pick plains

[blissful torrent]

tho when it comes to the survivors, they have the most skins out of any dlc but the fewest ability unlocks

[upper wing]

by a lot yeah

[golden linden]

but that's only if you have other dlc so should it count

do you count each wandering chef recipe as a new thing

[upper wing]

also introduces more equipment than both other dlcs combined

[blissful torrent]

tho the other dlcs add skins for all the default survivors and sots also adds skins for runner and viend

[golden linden]

no way to know without listing them out

[shadow zinc]

What do we think is happening here

Bro doesnt even have icbm

[sacred elk]

Chirp gaming

[upper wing]

im glad the current standard of survivors per dlc is 2 and not 3

each survivor takes lots of work and id rather more effort get put into other stuff

[golden linden]

new dlc until they fill the third line of the select screen

[upper wing]

if they were to do another dlc with 3 tho id hope theyd be up to dlc3/railgunner quality

[warm basalt]

wait does the missiles love iron

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943509112258428958/1495104587999219924/jujutsu-kaisen-culling-game-part-1-episode-12-kurourushi.gif

[modest topaz]

Proc chance modding? Idk there doesn't seem to be any items that would increase the number of missiles

[golden linden]

it's the operator transport drone bug

[upper wing]

i bet its actually just the initial hit proccing a missile but since it loops and breaks the game it just keeps shooting em

[modest topaz]

Oh bug, haven't played the game for a while

[warm basalt]

its a bug because im very clever

[modest topaz]

I prefer the taste of iron

[upper wing]

i think operator and railgunner are like the gold standard of dlc characters

theyre just simple enough to be easy to pick up but have just enough gimmicks to make them feel unique

[shadow zinc]

Wasn't the op combo operator passive + deus ex + lost seers

It like screen wipes everything

[upper wing]

that is in fact a really nutty combo

[shadow zinc]

You're kinda fucked on bosses but it does work on normal enemies

[modest topaz]

False son smack

[upper wing]

false son is NOT the gold standard imho

[modest topaz]

Fun but not balanced at all lol

[upper wing]

he’s not very polished either

visually at least

[gentle copper]

yeah the stone isn't very shiny at all huh

[modest topaz]

Lots of things in sots weren't

[gentle copper]

looks a little rough

[upper wing]

that isnt a good thing

[modest topaz]

Idk the animations seem fine to me

[upper wing]

eh idk

[modest topaz]

Yeah i didnt say it was lol

Im very biased

[golden linden]

they snap in place, no inbetweens at all

[upper wing]

@uneven bloom do you have the gif of fs charging his club and moving around

[golden linden]

seeker shaggy running anim

[upper wing]

where he looks really weird

[golden linden]

chef having a pizza cutter they don't even use

[modest topaz]

He's a rock
He's not very smooth

[shadow zinc]

I really want alloyed collective but i'd need more than 1 euro on my card for that

[modest topaz]

I think i remember that

[golden linden]

you have multiple rock enemies

[upper wing]

it still exists and it looks quite bad

[uneven sun]

over 80 min just for diplo to not revive me

[short ruin]

anyone have a guess on when hallowed concepts releasing

[golden linden]

prolly halloween

[upper wing]

i kinda wish they really leaned into the rock golem part of fs

[modest topaz]

I was about to say christmas lol

[short ruin]

now that i think abt it tiaht makes a lot of sense lol

[uneven bloom]

yes

[upper wing]

i wish he looked intentionally clunky

[uneven bloom]

hold on

[upper wing]

but like in a cool jittery way

he currently looks just off and not in a good way

[upper wing]

animations-wise, that is

[uneven bloom]

premium game for premium players btw

[upper wing]

thats borderlands 4

[golden linden]

that's the other game

[uneven bloom]

randy would also say it for ac tho

[upper wing]

THIS is tolerated jank

[modest topaz]

Lol

[uneven bloom]

and ror2

[golden linden]

ours some jank is acceptable

[uneven bloom]

true... true

[modest topaz]

I love sots but im very biased
False son is my personal fav boss in the game

[golden linden]

assumed hate doesn't do anything when we have actual bad shit already

[upper wing]

i could be mean to ac all i want but its nothing like sots

sots is a unique case

at least it got fixed! (kinda)

[upper wing]

not all studios do that!

not all studios release poop too

[sacred elk]

Ehh

[modest topaz]

Shit used to melt pc or smth

[ornate spruce]

i just beat alloyed solus boss or whatever it is called, how do i unlock drifter now? i thought it was unlocked by just defeating it

[uneven bloom]

it went from awful to mixed... how wonferful 🥹

[golden linden]

do you see the gate

right beside where you entered in the arena

[upper wing]

i think the absolute lowest rating it had on steam was like… 21% or something

its kind of a miracle its up to where it is now

[uneven bloom]

right yah

[upper wing]

i think the developers were like “thank GOD this shit is finally over” when phase 3/memop came out

[ornate spruce]

uh

the door i entered the arena from is closed

[upper wing]

if i was a gearbox dev and i was forced to put out sots i would be pretty happy to finally finish fixing it too

[golden linden]

to it's left looking at it

[golden linden]

should have an hologram with a cube

[ornate spruce]

yea

[uneven bloom]

im crine

[ornate spruce]

there is that hologram

[golden linden]

so yeah you gotta find a cube, there are two areas opened upside

in one of them should have what you need

[upper wing]

is this sots or base game

[golden linden]

(you'll need 2)

[ornate spruce]

okay thank you

[modest topaz]

Idk man
I really like sots
I always pick the sots path when playing the game

[golden linden]

ok

[coarse merlin]

Surely
is the best item in the game
Unconditional proc aoe DPS

[modest topaz]

I think it's pretty cool that you can do all bosses in one loop

[coarse merlin]

Top 10 sentences to kill a Victorian child

[placid quail]

excluding but do they truly count?

[upper wing]

i wont stop you

[placid quail]

SOTS is the best DLC

[upper wing]

i personally find all alt paths in ror2 boring due to similar layouts and repetitive gameplay

[upper wing]

the thing about alt paths in other games is that those games usually use procedural generation

[modest topaz]

Literally just reskinned field boss

[upper wing]

ror2 does not

[placid quail]

They're the early access placeholder final bosses

[modest topaz]

You can pick which path you are in the mood for

[coarse merlin]

"people keep coming out of portals and giving me these"
"What?"
"You should try the barbeque ones"
"THERE ARE BARBECUE ONES??"

[upper wing]

if there were multiple maps per stage in the ALT PATH pool, or at the VERY LEAST several unique layouts, id enjoy em a lot more

[manic yew]

what do i stack with artificer im doing an all achievements run with command

[modest topaz]

Idk medieval food was pretty fucking diabolical
You know the perpetual stew?

[upper wing]

im not often in the mood for conduit canyon or treeborn/reformed

[ornate spruce]

well i've found one cube, and there seems to be no second one

[coarse merlin]

Unfortunately I do

[upper wing]

base path is so well crafted that its really kind of impossible to top

[modest topaz]

Ig you just like vanilla stuff

[upper wing]

in my eyes at least

[upper wing]

i wish sots and ac (mostly sots) added more to base path runs than just stages and enemies

sotv has void seeds and void cradles

ac has more drones

sots has like. a new stage 5, which IS pretty big, but das kinda it

[modest topaz]

Modern ppl acting like a dorito is the most diabolical thing ever when ppl used to eat rats

Some still do

[upper wing]

???

[coarse merlin]

If wishes were horses, this channel could reenact Umamasume 10 times over

[modest topaz]

Cambodia

[upper wing]

since when do people eat fucking rats lmao

[coarse merlin]

On sticks, with ketchup 👍

[ornate spruce]

@golden linden sorry for pinging you, but do they look the same in both locations?

[upper wing]

interesting

[ornate spruce]

cause i found one thing, activated it and it gave me a cube

and there is no thing like that in second location

[upper wing]

i learned something new today ig

[modest topaz]

Does Halcyon shrine count?

[coarse merlin]

People have eaten anything

They ate wallpaper stew during ww2

[modest topaz]

Shit
Ppl have eaten dirt during famines

[coarse merlin]

Shoutout to maybe the 2 most famous people in their times both invading Russia and both losing for the same exact reason

[placid quail]

“You suck at art”

Top things said before disaster

[modest topaz]

The most beloved man in France and the most hated man in France

[coarse merlin]

I was going to say most famous of all time but I think religious figures can beat that pretty easily

[spare saddle]

you gotta censor that
dont talk about fr*nce

[placid quail]

France isn’t even a real country

[upper wing]

that barely feels like a stage event to me, more like a gateway to an alt path

[gilded bane]

i got all the dlcs

[modest topaz]

They are too busy protesting to know

[coarse merlin]

Did they get those jewels back by the way

[modest topaz]

Mini boss items

[upper wing]

and it’s practically guaranteed so it barely feels like a random event

[coarse merlin]

I haven't heard anything about that in a while

[modest topaz]

No, it seems

[coarse merlin]

I wonder if they're in a gutter or some psychopath's gallery

[modest topaz]

Damn one of the most valuable relics in their country got stolen and they couldn't do shit

[spare saddle]

no i ate them

[placid quail]

The tricky thing about stealing expensive items is that they’re very hard to sell

[coarse merlin]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

[modest topaz]

It could be melted down and sold
But that's a huge fucking waste
Went from 100 million dollars to 1 million

[coarse merlin]

Yeah, so I can only assume some absolutely nutty crime lord is holding onto them for crazy art reasons

[placid quail]

You may have something worth millions, but what good is that if the millionaires in your area don’t want to risk buying stolen treasure?

[coarse merlin]

And there are far more efficient ways to steal raw material like that

[modest topaz]

Idk if the thieves are impressive or the French are insanely incompetent

[coarse merlin]

There are more forms to insanity than violence

[placid quail]

Insert surrender joke

[modest topaz]

They would be lucky if anyone buys it for any amount of money

[coarse merlin]

French aren't patriotic enough to protect the jewels
If they tried to do that to Britain it would be over

[spare saddle]

🏳️

[coarse merlin]

I've been to see them, it's like a dungeon
I wouldn't be surprised if crossbows could pop out of the walls

[modest topaz]

Ig they also dont appreciate history

[coarse merlin]

They do have the Lourve

[vital escarp]

glutton

[coarse merlin]

I don't know if its existence is a good measure of modern French culture though

[modest topaz]

Tbf
There's nothing abt France to be patriotic abt nowadays

[placid quail]

The French were really based with regards to their royal family

[spare saddle]

i was hungy

[modest topaz]

Brainrot name

[vital escarp]

glutton.

[vital escarp]

yes its me mr larp

[modest topaz]

Ofc they are proud abt their pretentious art gallery lol

[placid quail]

I HATE kings

[supple forum]

!

[coarse merlin]

I've been there too, it's pretty cool

[spare saddle]

so when you eat because youre hungry youre also a glutton??

[placid quail]

Oh look at me I’m a king I’m so cool my bloodline is lucky and I’ve never had to work a day in my life oh boy

[coarse merlin]

They have one of those now! I almost forgot
Rip queen Liz, the longest ever

[supple forum]

are they add shrimp fried rice to game

[vital escarp]

yeah why wouldnt it be considered gluttony

[modest topaz]

Takes power from the aristocracy
Declares himself emperor

[coarse merlin]

Crowns his own queen

[placid quail]

“You are now banished”

“Nuh uh”

“You are now super banished”

“Fuck”

[modest topaz]

Idk larping to the point ppl actually believing your shit is good or bad larping

[vital escarp]

what

[coarse merlin]

As flawed as monarchies are, it does make some sense to have a dedicated family that raises and trains its members from birth to rule

[vital escarp]

isnt larping like being a poser

[coarse merlin]

But oftentimes they don't do that very well

[vital escarp]

what are you talking about

[placid quail]

Free ride to life just because your blood is special while poor people die all around you

[coarse merlin]

Like, if anyone's gonna do the job, it should be someone who has spent their entire life anticipating it

[modest topaz]

Ppl said the reason you left the other server cus everyone believed one of your bad jokes to be true

[coarse merlin]

That's how I understand the logic anyway

[old python]

Love the usual risk of rain discussions.

[vital escarp]

bru js let it go 🤦🏻‍♀️

it's been like TWO months

[placid quail]

Mithrix sucks as a king. Didn’t even have any kids

[modest topaz]

History is abt solving the problem of distributing power

[uneven sluice]

L king, got no play

[coarse merlin]

Constitutions are pretty nice it's true

[placid quail]

Goes blind from nickel poisoning

[old python]

Ohhh wait I think I know you.

[vital escarp]

i dont

who are you

[uneven sluice]

Gets super powers from quarter poisoning

[modest topaz]

Dawg idfk, it's what they say
Chill
I haven't been active for like half a year lol

[old python]

Ror2 regulars server orrr is this a coincidence?

[vital escarp]

yes i was in that server

[old python]

Yeah it's def you.

[modest topaz]

Never seen you before
Idk you were in that

[vital escarp]

smh tell em to let it go when they talk bout it

[old python]

I am SugarCrumbs.

[dense gorge]

i am going to risk the rain

(2)

[modest topaz]

Nah surry i asked abt it

[silver bolt]

bandit might legit be one of my fav characters so far this is so fun

[coarse merlin]

But which risker of rain will you take control of

[modest topaz]

They seem chill

[vital escarp]

it's aight but i get frustrated cuz i'm genuinely tryna change

[vital escarp]

i'm sorry but how and why do you know me

[modest topaz]

licks

[old python]

Eh I thought they already did.. It was only brought up once when I was there and uhh they didn't really care, just said you were prob joking.

[vital escarp]

ye i was lmao

[modest topaz]

That's good ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

[vital escarp]

anyway

[old python]

Nah I'm messing with you, I was just there and they told me about you AND said you were joking so all good.

[dense gorge]

i dont know i havent played the game yet

i've heard good things though and im excited to play

[old python]

It better not be a monsoon..

[modest topaz]

Ppl leaving there bcs someone couldn't take a joke is a very often accident

[old python]

Idk haven't been on with events, all I know is I left cuz that place was pretty useless to me.