#ror2-console-discussion
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For Apex to die it would have to kill itself, almost deliberately. By looking at the stats, it seems they're in no hurry to leave 😭
It go like fortnite
fortnite is still alive and doing well considering the ammount of crossovers its getting
that is the life support
I'll give that game credit, I don't like it much anymore, but its heart is still beating 😭
what do you think the next hopoo game will be sence they dont own ror any more
It could be just about anything. Perhaps something like Deadbolt, or something entirely new. All I'm sure of is they have something in mind
true
They're creative folks
looks like an offbrand dead by dayligth
Really hoping for this to be the case, would love to compete with pc players, even if the times arnt held on an I game leader board
would just be fun yeah
I really hope the leader board is there
That’s the incentive
There is no reason to go back to it after unlocks
2 year bugdate anniversary
battle of rain all the survivors in a battle royal
slugmunication
awesome sauce
Smells like a skill issue
imagine not being able to complete a 2 hour run in one sitting'
isn’t life support when the game would do fine without em
Imagine not having a life
when is the dlc port
Who knows
If 2 hour is not having a life then I must be in hell
No hours gamer
<@&559786374228738069>
I'm going to start eating blocks of cheese until the dlc drops
What type?
4skin
If 2 hours not having a life I must be non existant
piss your pants!!

NOW!
I also agree
Xbox series x or s both let you leave the game and return later with quick resume, essentially a save and quit button and I use it all the time
Terrifying alert even
dlc when.
Idk

i dont think i mention it here yet, last night i beat eclipse 8 as bandit for the first time
had to do pillars because i didnt have a pillar skip, idk when was the last time i did pillars but surprisingly i only got hit like once
when will the void dlc be released for console
tomorrow
oh my gosh really???!!!!!??!?!!?!??

Days since the last update of console and waiting for the game to be fixed: 732
Days since the DLC was released on PC: 536
Guys I can’t the dlc is finally releasing tomorrow 
Is this true?
Ofc why would he lie
Just yesterday I unlocked desperado and it was satisfying
Mando is the best
Railgunner is the best
Huntress with thickify best
You poor innocent soul
i got really lucky, the commencement soup had alien head
really did trivialize pillars lol
Still no release date 
How do I deal with the post mithrix e2 bug
Run around inside the ship
hide in the ship
Shade in the Hip
I stay outside the ship on the side with more space so I can kill stuff
try this
Risk of rain working at McDonald's when?
i got it on switch
its... an experience
An......... Experience.........
For real? A patch? I think you're a mod so I kinda believe it. I don't know though.
Im guessing its to get the game ready
Well I'm just excited to play a less broken game (I can finally play loader with audio)
I’m talking about gd
Awwwww

bet
Bro I hate that game (I've probably played it more than every other game combined)
game discussion?
Geometry Dash
Where the cube jumps over the spikes
and the ear crunching dubstep on most levels
Lol
I just woke up.

Days since the last update of console and waiting for the game to be fixed: 733
Days since the DLC was released on PC: 537
What a great reminder for the morning
It's just my duty.
Pain.
You get used to it.
It's tomorrow
Hope is a myth
Hope isn't a myth, but false hope certainly is 
"It just works"

I NEED MORE BOOLETS!!!🗿🗿🗿🔥🔥🔥
I have around 250 hrs in game on switch with 530 runs 290 deaths and 60 wins on rainstorm 95% of which are with huntress
I got the game originally and played with bandit but got absolutely trashed on by the lunar wisps and mithrix pizza attack so i ditched it and came back and tried huntress
Am i bad at the game?
How much harder?
more difficult to aim and also there are more glitches and jank to deal with
I've also heard that the lunar wisps spawn so much more than on pc
probably
Hmm I would say aiming is only harder in certain situations but in some cases also easier than just 1 black or white scenario
and yes. the lunar wisps do spawn a lot more at the start of commencement
it's harder to do flicks n' stuff if you have enemies all around you
one of the more relevant contexts
Because the game sinks in too many credits for some reason
Hmmm
Theyre more of a threat to your run than mithrix is in my opinion lol
They always did kill me more
I see that, for me its more tracking than flicking though, but doing 180s and such i would definitely agree because of how long it takes to turn around fully even on max sensitivity
I came back on the game a month or 2 ago and tried huntress and she works great for me coz of her mobility
I've got used to it though
Huntress is always a well rounded choice for speeding through the game if thats how u like to play
She's definitely one of my favourites but then again i play everyone
I think she's the best survivor tbh
the best i would say for me goes to rex because tree bot
I just can't seem to play anyone other than huntress or mercenary
Need the mobility tbh
Well if you want to avoid getting hit as much or taking damage slight movements like jumping or zig zagging or going in circles help reduce hits a lot
I do all of that
Just the other survivors seem too complicated
I do wanna go for loader next tho
Complicated how?
I find acrid pretty easy to aim with
Rex you have to focus on his health a load
I don't find acrid slow at all either i mean i skipped pillars with very little movement items once
and no equipment skips like 
His jump ability is pretty good but his run speed is trash
Yh i guess so
Do u think this is particularly bad?
i only play monsoon so....but people can play the game however they like
I also play eclipse, i couldnt really play on rainstorm or drizzle ever
How many wins and hours do u have ?
Well you kinda need to play monsoon to improve your skills but you can do whatever you want
I cant check right now
How is going onto monsoon gonna make me better when I'm good on rainstorm
I've only recently gotten back on the game
If you play enough monsoon you will get good on it and monsoon is harder than rainstorm
Because getting used to rainstorm and then switching to monsoon is a massive shift
But i don't wanna go on monsoon that's the thing
Then don’t
I'd always recommend Monsoon but u dont have to go on it
Going onto monsoon won't make me any better at the game
It will, because it will teach you to get hit less because healing cannot be entirely relied on like in rainstorm, the gap is massive if you're used to rainstorm
and if you ever want to play eclipse, even more so
It’s more understandable if you are not willing to do eclipse
i wouldn't trust the in game stats because stats dont always save after runs
Yh i should have quite a lot more wins but they hadn't saved tbh
ive had my stats stuck on 41 wins for a few months now
i had a friend whose stats glitched for the uh, miles walked i think
he had 99.99% of the graph as captain and some humoungous number
What i found works for me is that if u win 2 times in q row and then die on a run after it should work
12092092e92 miles, something like that
It should save
LOL
Like get more than 1 win or smth
It's rly fkn shit how bugged the game is tbh
console ror2 is extremely buggy yea lol
That urs or ur friends?
latter
It is😭
Check pinned in #ror2-bug-reports-console 
It’s like 1/2th of the current known bugs
L O L!!!!
All survivors have the same speed
lies
theres no way that burrowing yourself underground and using vines to drag you as you break the crust of the earth is same speed as putting one foot infront of the other
F͙r͙
Bug report: the entire game
It’s more weird how engineers is slow is literally using some kind of jetpack and some dude who is walking around is faster than him
That's bullshit
Ur trying to tell me the fatass engineer with machines on his back is faster than the samurai or the female archer
Just doesn't make sense does it
Exactly
They all have 7 ms
Only heretic has 8 base
Some just look slower cause their character model is chunkier
And they took away mercs armor
highest armor, highest health, highest ms, highest survivability (power mode)
i wonder why
literally 1984
it seems they forgot to buff huntress though
arrow rain used to have a 20 fucking second long cooldown or something
Imagine not having any movement skills and also having lower movement speed
fuck that made me laugh
Just like me fr
I think gearbox needs to take notes from the Phasmo devs.
They literally put out an update that completely rebuilt the game, on time, and are actively bug fixing AND communicating with their players about it.
Mind you this is all while developing a console release which last we heard (a week ago) is on time as well.
For $15 I’ll give you a code for three months of xbox live gold.
figured it would be used better here 
Mods shatter this user into innumerable pieces
:o
NOOOOO THEY HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED
Boutta turn a spare ps4 into a linux computer to run risk of rain 2 so i can say ive ran sotv on a ps4 
Lol
Idk about you guys but survivors of the void dlc for console is like a myth to me just like gta 6 is. I've been waiting for the dlc since it came to pc lol
Such is console life
Ong
it’s been a year and a half.
we getting a new frank ocean album and a gta 6 before this shit
Fr
if only gearbox put a fraction of its money into making console ror2 better
....did 80% of console players just not see the gearbox progress or like?
People are ignoring it, it seems
I'm patient, I don't want another cyberpunk on my hands
exactly
it was forseeable, even if there's news, there's always people who want to be angry
We will always joke about console dlc
Even after it’s out
Nothing else to do here, other than talking about other games
Except a mod corrected me for talking about gungeon😭 also I finally beat the dragun
Side Order fucking NEVER
Good job
Now beat all the pasts smiley face
😦
feel like it’s fair to be a little upset with the situation
where’s the progress
I mean it's understandable, but actively being a bit annoyed nd pessimistic are two different things after we do get progress, yes it should've happened sooner, but it finally happening and they have gave us updates and have people who will give us them like our lord Preston
It's literally pinned to check pins smh
We need to pin the fact it's pinned to check pins
Ok ya seems pretty good(idk wtf I'm reading all I know is that it's being worked on so I'm happy)
That article also has some gameplay of the new build
Ong????
Lemme see dat
That report is 3 days ago which is very recent which means I'm calling a release in September
It
3 days and a month
It'll come out before gta6
Perchance.
If it comes out before payday 3 big ups
Hopefully
But I ain't betting it
But I'm calling it its september
That will be the month if not idk I guess I'm just dumb or smth
Source: superstition
Games like payday 3 n Starfield will release during September I believe so why not a third one right????
Nvm ya it is
Haven't even been a minute
No no I wasn't sure about starfield
You're going insane
But its September 6th
Yes I am
god i pray
Payday 3 shall tide me over till sotv launch
Since the mines of Hoxxes are getting boring and I haven't felt the urge to do a risk run
i’ve gaslit myself into hoping that the reason why gearbox has taken so goddamn long is that with the overhaul they are making it crossplay
Silksong is coming out before SOTV.
probably at this point
You gotta stop posting these everywhere, man
I think captain would work better cause of the 1 gun
Sorry
I’m just really proud of these
valid
I need more Boolets🗣️🗣️🗣️
Idk what happened but i got good and now im on eclipse 7 as bandit and easily doing the eclipse climb as the other survivors
I just turned off my brain and let em rip
Director Wandering Vagrant Stage 4 this user
gonna be honest eclipse isnt as hard as people make it out to be
its quite easy once you know what you're doing
Its just the post mithrix tp thats the real problem
I still hate it for how little it is compared to the pc version
yea truu
ok
nah bro, it supa hard
its so so for me
stfu i cant even beat rainstorm
ive tried every character 😭
tbh i have to get lucky
is crazy
me too
moon just sucks without a pillar skip or after a few loops
Will there be MNK support with the DLC update
It feels like we will be getting a new game when its out
Wow thank you
lmao
We don't know shit
It would be cool if MNK support was in
more console games need it
Which sounds weird, but there are people who genuinely play MNK on console
What is mnk
Mouse and keyboard
New ror2 console enemy exclusive leaked??????!
El gasp
its not an enemy
its a drone
Days since the last update of console and waiting for the game to be fixed: 735
Days since the DLC was released on PC: 539
The number is gonna keep getting higher
I know and it doesn't bother me.
Can we get much higher
So high
is the dlc ever coming to console
When can I fart
What would Optimus think of this
He would allow it
@zinc pollen look at my watch
Isn't that super cool
the hell are you doing
What
You know we are just doing console discussion here
Pain discussion
Yeah😢
i love this
Thanks!!
Why, don’t you love gearbox? (I despise gearbox) 
I want small dom viend
i want fungus
I’m sick of decimating Beetle Queen
i want fungus
i'm sick of not having enough fungus
He really knows how to act like engineer
Real
fungus
Fastest rougelike PC to Console update ratio

fastest way to get fungus
how fungus max stack?
fungus

is there a meme channel?
not anymore
What happened 😭
imagine if gearbox put 0.0000000001 percent of their budget into the console version
I think they are

So
Does everyone else like being in eternal purgatory
Waiting on hope that will never come
Sometimes we got a release date only to have it ripped away
It liked that
Sorry
I tried to imitate the void feind logbook entry
It came out stupid
The voices

🧌
Why did they add this

I literally just got huntress mastery, but then my game crashed and it didn’t save 😭😭😭
I literally just got huntress mastery, but then my game crashed and it didn’t save 😭😭😭
I think you hallucinatated it
Did your brain crash and not save that you already wrote this
Damn I just crashed the game
Attack speed and interstellar office plant seems to be a forbidden combo in switch hahaha
not so much attack speed, just the desk plant consistently crashes the game
i recommend never picking the desk plant up unless theres a scraper on the stage
What if ror2 on the console was never real and we've just been hallucinating this entire time like some crazy people
This fever dream is too real
Console isn't actually that bad, it's just compared to pc its bad
I don't find it that bad anymore
They just need to fix everything and add all the features in
couldn't shoot enemy's once, and even then, it lasted like 2 seconds
That happened to me once
Sometimes hitscan attacks stop functioning
Big problem for me is that my wins won't save in the profile stats
Sometimes that happens n it's rly annoying
Obligatory switch loadouts around and go to the main menu to maybe save, reply
I wish we had a console bot that just pastes the fix for the most commonly complained about bugs
Life of console
console moment
Indeed
Days since the last update of console and waiting for the game to be fixed: 736
Days since the DLC was released on PC: 540

Did any other pc to console release game have this problem??
Yes.
I don't remember the names but yes there are games where it took a lot of time for an update to be released on the console version.

Does anyone know if pc has issues with run history not saving and profile stats be broken
I am just going to assume that it is only a console problem
At this point the only thing pc doesn’t have that console does is the glitchs
As far as i know pc has fine profile stats and saving
Like u dont have to switch an ability for example if you wanted to. U dont have to do any of that crap it just works
Damn i cant believe SOTV was released today for consoles!
Damn i didn't even know 
Y'all really had me looking
Copium overdose
I've been playing sotv all day!
Me when misinformation:

Id be shocked if sotv is released at all this year but it wont be that much of interest for me by then because id moved on to pc
Next month if all goes well i get my new pc that i will be building
Its not for that though. Overall ive developed a sense of heavy dislike on using controllers
One of these days, we should all just collectively start saying how fun console SOTV is to throw people off
Happened 4 times in a row because we are excited its finally out
Y'all need to step up your gaslighting and just start posting PC screenshots with gamepad controls
Just open the game and you'll see it
Holy shit hatbolt is cooking rn
Wire your PC to your TV
Turn on your console so it lights up
Take a picture of your run
Step it up people
Yes, Lord Hatbolt
I wanna see at least one screenshot of someone unlocking an achievement for Railgunner, on a television, photographed with a phone camera
if you can't reach that level, then I don't wanna see people going "ooh wow console is out haha
" anymore
o golly o gosh gearbox just gave me a beta test key for risk of rain 2 survivors of the void console dlc
Wow that's crazy! Counterpoint I am in your walls 😃
Are we still in stasis?
yes.
This channel has just become insanity simulator honestly
Crazy?

I was rainy once....
They put me in the rain
the rain was rainy
Rainy?
Rainy.
Most sane console fan
Visibly pogging rn
Why are the xbox controls showing of the PlayStation?
I just configured my Xbox controller to look like a PS one (real)

lol
Been there done that
There’s no gaslighting left to do
We’ve out lighted the gas
i see gearbox also gave you a beta test key as well
I could feel the copium from servers away jesus lol
don’t gaslight me like this you little shit
wh're art thee risketh of raineth 2 survives of the void, at which hour the day cometh yond thou art releas'd to us is the day i shalt meeteth god himself
aeons away
There has been just so much time we memed in every way we could I think
no theres one more way and thats someone going out their way to mod a console to run linux and play risk of rain sotv that way on a console (entirely doable on some playstations) i was gonna do it but mine cant
wouldnt recommend it on a main console tho more on a spare
Collective insanity it is then
We can all hang out in the mental asylum together atleast
i'm getting the freedom soon so i cant wait, a months time or just under a month i'll be moving on to pc
Steam deck is cooler
Yeah and pigeons fly
Today i had a dream sotv came to the consoles, i was so happy
Then i woke up and realised it was a dream
you're like the 19th person to experience this
i feel like we're becoming an okbuddy place....are we okaybuddyRiskOfRain2 ?
Same here
My friend had one yesterday
It's like an anomaly
Mass hysteria
How do you get beta keys???
Damn I got bamboozled
I will never get tired of capitalizing off of the copium of fools
Is the dude that was keeping track of the days still in here? I need an update on the count
@meager niche wake up we need you daily days count
Lolololol thank you for summoning them
No
Gasp
||Days since the last update of console and waiting for the game to be fixed: 737
Days since the DLC was released on PC: 541||
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Ty @meager niche
Me and all my homies love @meager niche
I elect Calvin as supreme ruler/emperor/king/president of #ror2-console-discussion
no, their duty here is as a scribe

But scribes are good leaders!!!
incorrect
That would be treason to our lord and savior Preston, which is an unforgivable sin
Preston isn’t simply a leader he is our lord and savior
if anyone likes no mans sky, the game just got a huge free update today
maybe it can quench your copium for a while
???
Is already out?
I still need to grind the new suits on exoprimal.
Pins
"we can't make god our leader" sounds like a line in a book
Plus we already have a lord and savior our GOOD LORD THE ONE ABOVE ALL PRESTON
@frank panther what shall the sacrifice to you be
ahoy
I understand my assignment
When sotv comes out I’ll show my stats and brass contraptions will be my most killed
That’s is a promise my lord
hell of a promise
And I’ll keep it
I believe in him
I believe in him
God speed
Baulders gate 3 coming to gamepass later this year
Yet another gamepass w
(Series S won’t have split screen is only catch)
For those who are wondering these are my stats before hand
The color is a bit off but they are the 3.3 %
And I’ve killed a small amount of 101k enemies total
I will get this done no matter what
Unless they release sotv tomorrow
Or in about the next week
God speed 🫡
Are you gonna just restart with artifact of dissonance and kin til you get them first stage or smth?
I don't think it's possible
Or I guess with dissonance and luck for wetland aspect and sacrifice for scaling he can farm them there
Gonna have to do the teleporter while mostly just killing the boss tho
I have the artifacts chosen but I’m at school so I can’t check but yes I’m gonna restart over and over till I get brass contraptions and farm them
You think it’ll be faster with several people or nah?
Well if you start a game with four people and then have 3 leave cause you can’t have you friend stealing your kills it could probably work
Optimally it speed things tremendously but we have no clue how tf its gonna work out
You could just ask your friends to not kill any brass contraptions
Survivors of the void when...
That’s basically like holding you friends hostage
Never
Yea 3 afk in the corner with bungus
My game crashed on when i was on stage 32 monsoon 
Insane
Maybe but the server issues wouldn’t help plus I’m the one who needs the kills
I do see what you guys are getting at
Then again on the contrary this is going to be a multiple week project
No way I could get them in one go
I need to kill more the 101k brass contraptions
Well if the people on PlayStation want to help me tomorrow you are welcome to
We must work together for our lord
I’m down to work together on it anytime
Same here
Here my plan I feel like I should tell you guys my plan: the artifacts are as followed idk the names Ik the effects double monster spawns have only one type of monster spawn and monsters drop items I play to go through the first stage and hope for wetlands aspect( for once ) then hope for brass contraptions ( also for once) then just farm them since the monster drop items i don’t have to worry about items oh and I’m huntress for the auto aim and just farm them
👍
Do know that if you help which im appreciative for that there will be a lot of resetting
If there’s a free bizarre we could pick up the “spawns enemies on shrine interact” item I forgot the name of
True, still smth tho
Plus I’m also stuck with 1 lunar coin no matter what
best lunar, don't @ me.
Days since the last update of console and waiting for the game to be fixed: 738
Days since the DLC was released on PC: 542
Dw I’m stuck on like 95 permanently
Oh and command artifact
Obviously
Full auto bow go hard
But yeah I think that’s the strat
Do dissonance
Oh that's what that one did, I forgor
That would be better for stage 1 contraptions yea
Which is ?
Like the effect
If it’s the one where enemy’s spawn outside of their normal environment that would just make me reset more
So not sure if it’s optimal
Do sac too so you don't have to leave the stage
That’s what I’m doing
Nice
I'm not on ps
Getting wetlands for stage 2 and getting contraptions when there is like 6 enemy types on that stage, might take quite some time too.
I used to hate elder lemerian but our lord and savior Preston has changed me
Lol
Ik but compared to using dissonance that would be longer
Ik it’s gonna take a lot of time but if it means I get to play ror2 with some of the community idc
I'm not sure it would be longer
Plus if you’ve done everything ( outside of eclipse) what is there to do
Play other games
This game is fucking wild. I'm bias though, my brother worked on that one
Yoo that's crazy
can confirm, he is way cooler than me
No one is better then our lord
Our lord and savior*
Really wish I had a ps now, that actually sounds super fun
if you're a command goober
Our lord and savior N'kuhana
😦
Engi's lord and savior*
Not console disscussions
Traitor to our lord and savior Preston how dare you disgrace his name and honor someone else
Preston is our only true lord and savior
I like this item more than i should
same with aegis (unsurprisingly)
i kinda like nkuhanas as well
tbh i dont care about tier lists or whats meta or midmaxing my runs i just play the game the way i wanna play it
So by him being cooler, it means you're hotter than him ;)))))
Risk of rain 2 Survivors of the void (SOTV) update got me acting unwise with new content and shitty chad memes to work with
longer video coming soon when.
oh and the footage isn't slowed down pls like ok bye
Stone Flux Pauldron is such a meme
Pain
Ok so who’s gonna join me tomorrow if anyone can at least
For those wondering I’m on ps and I’m making brass contraptions my most killed per our lord and saviors request for a sacrifice
Pain.
So guys we did it, armoured core 6 released before sotv
Console gamers gonna have to try this in 5 years
So who’s going of topic now?
Well atleast you are not the only one who have done this
Oh im going ahead either way, i've had enough with consoles overall, Risk of rain is like one of 2 games i still play
It’s more like the reverse I remember someone going to pc to switch and started complaining here
💀
interesting
Me on my way to infiltrate the moon (my procs have stopped working and there is a Blazing Lunar Wisp behind me)
It’s like a unbeatable boss where you only option is to run
I love payday music but i never played the game.
Days since the last update of console and waiting for the game to be fixed: 739
Days since the DLC was released on PC: 543
What do you guys think is the most iconic episode of spongbob😛
The one where spongebob
Him applying to the krusty krab
I forgot everything in spongebob it was so long ago
the creation of doodlebob
That scene is imprinted in my head
I have never watched spongeBob
Now i feel old
I rewatched yu gi oh 5+ times when I was like 4-6
Alright guys I’m starting my brass contraption genocide
Good luck
I decided to do dissonance cus i don’t wanna go to the second stage over and over
Not even that I'm super young I just never got to
Can dissonance and kin even spawn brass in stage 1?
Idk but Ik alloy vultures and parents can
And beetle guards
So I don’t see why not
I might turn off dissonance and just go to a stage with brass contraptions
Idk yet
Anyone got any podcasts or something I should listen to while I do this
With or without dissonance, it takes forever
I had more luck without dissonance but I just got lucky
Ok good to know
My game crashed
Overloading lumerians with artifact of kin
That was something
Does the difficulty matter
I planned on doing it on drizzle so I could kinda turn off my brain but if I have a higher chance on rainstorm or monsoon I’ll do it
I would assume monsoon gives more spawns when you are in the game, so it should be better
Don't think it affects which monsters spawn stage 1
Also does anyone know if engi's turrets add to the kill count in the stats? I did some testing and it looked like they don't
Yeah but for this total kills against stat it didn't
Engi turrets?
Yes
Cuz that stat specifically doesn't read minion kills, and engi turrets add to minion kills
Just get enough
and you win
Actually probably a
would work just be careful with these

It is on console
ah ok
Damn it’s been so long that pc player have gotten that used to the sotv
We don't have it THAT bad
That’s what I did and I stacked lens makers and soldiers syringe
Guys I'm feeling down
Just feel up
when will dlc come to console
when will dlc come to console
wait is there no date
when will dlc come to console
Do NOT check the pins

My hungry ass could NOT be trusted near the Squid Polyp
WHAT
My hungry ass could not be trusted near the 
My hungry ass couldn’t be trusted near the 
My hungry ass could NOT be trusted near the 
My hungry ass could NOT be trusted near the 
Dlc out yet?
gettin' there
Switch release for sotv is planned for a 2023 release date
Yes but when, hopoo games, it's almost 2024.
I will the acrid, because I have treats, he will enjoy.
Also bandit on top real, I just gotta get desperado and slowly gain higher and higher calibre bullets for my gun.
Gearbux not Hopuh
Ok when will gearbox do it then.
Sorry but someone broke the local crystal ball
When the brass contraptions genocide is completed Preston will tell us
Just remember not to use the alt grapple
does look like a potato
my hungry ass could NOT be trusted near the 
I would trust your hungry ass near the 
Because ain't no way you're getting that thing to fit in your mouth
Well a bit of testing can’t hurt
Who says it has to go down in one chomp
Break it up and eat it piece by piece
But my bungry ass could NOT be trusted near the 
Bruh wheres the dlc
In my basement. Take a look
Lesss gooooo
Like a jolly rancher
If the
is a jolly rancher, then is
a jawbreaker?
No that’s one of those hard candy’s with a razor blade in it
Also for those wondering I figure out a way to farm brass contraptions
It’s kinda fun
Cus they kill themselves
that one's for eating though, that's fine
(I now have mushrooms growing in my stomach)
Yeah but you heal
Nothing like some
to wash it down then
Joon.

So it turns out brass contraptions are actually very inaccurate if you stand still
Have fun with mad cow disease
Worth it
what is your progress so far
It’s been years since I last saw it
inaccurate but does a lot of damage
Most of the time I get one shotted or 2 shotted
Idk haven’t checked
But 204 minutes in I’m afking
Ik it’s kinda funny
Here’s my screen currently
They hit me and explode
They can’t kill me so I think ima just go till my game crashes or something like that
Also weird thing no elites are spawning and they aren’t dropping red items anymore
Also another weird thing each one is dropping like 4 items
62 repulsion plates
Ok so they dropped a red item after about 3 hours since the last one
If one of the gearbox devs is looking, I made a bet with my friend that SOTV would come out before console darktide and now they already have a release date, please gearbox I’m begging just let me give you my money so I don’t have to give it to them
Dont forget to do the save rituals afterwards
How is the frame rate on the switch, is it worth it?
Sweet
It's functional but not great, the bugs are the real problem tho. I would wait till the rebuild of the console version
Ok guys I’m 273 mins in and don’t plan on stopping
It’s weird how only the save bug is on PlayStation and I think Xbox but not switch
The determination
I made a promise so ima keep it
Plus it would be a dishonor to our lord and savior
I’d stream it or something of the sorts but I would just be me afking
300 mins guys
GO GO GO GO GO
It’s kinda nice doing this
Just jamming out to the music while watch a vid on the cod zombies lore
Ima give you guys an update every 100 min if I keep going or not
Can someone confirm a theory that in the log book somewhere you can see how many of an enemy you’ve killed
hey console gamers, just a quick question. if someone plays on a steam deck, is that person allowed here?
Nah. It's the pc build
Don't have the same infinit bugs
understandable
Ok guys I’ve got bad news I’ve decide I’m going to end my run and see how many I’ve killed it’s been 375 mins
I’ve killed 10k
This gonna be easier than I thought
Their 10.1%
As long you fulfill our lord and savior request
Do we get a release date when you finished it
Idk
Ask our lord and savior
@frank panther if I get brass contraptions as my most killed do we get a release date
Oooo
Actually can I get the release date since I’m the one doing it
Make it like a trial of fire
I say we are better of without a release date
Maybe but it would be funny if all we had to do to get the release date was a genocide on brass contraptions
Only one way to find out
My hatred is not towards brass contraptions, it is towards lunar chimera
Fair but our lord and savior requires a genocide of brass contraptions
truly
How many do you need to make them most killed?
I would do it too, but I'd need 80k kills 
Start with a fresh file, grab dissonance, grab kin, keep resetting stage one with both on until you get nothing but brass contraptions = profit(?)
Needed 100k when he started lol
More the 100k
😭
the chimera are also much harder to come by, making his request morereasonable
It’s ok tho I got this
Unless they release the dlc tomorrow Ill get it done
Plus I’ve already killed 10 k
It’s ok I’ll farm them again tonight and I’ll let you guys know how that goes
The determination of this lad is respectable. Godspeed 🫡
😨
It’s the only thing making me play the game
What are you doing
I’m doing a genocide of brass contraptions
I have to kill more than 100k so that their my most killed
Or you could use that one artifact that makes only certain monsters spawn for a stage
He is already doing that
Oh
Woohoo I love having a 5 hour run on commando ended by a single blazing stone golem
yippee
Flew to close to the sun
my eternal love and respect

I have created the peak of mechs in Armored Core VI Fires of Rubicon
This is confidential intel. Do not leak to the public
Peak design
It look like it can’t turn left or right
Is it made of chocolate
As it should be
New Mul-T design for RoR3
any uh uhm uh uh console dlc updats
when’s the update coming out man 
This year, hopefully.
😔
Sorry mate, discord mobile made me call you 💀
Epic prank
sobbing violently!!!!
been like 6 months. still no console dlc?
No but I’m doing a genocide on brass contraptions
Also guys I’m starting a run I’ll let you guys know every 100 mins
e g g
Okay, so I popped my head back in and saw the little heretic tag next to the burger and now all I can imagine is Heretic eating a burger in a McDonald's while all the other characters are just outside fighting for their lives
@meager niche if you're gonna keep doing this then the video can't come along
😦
Okay.
Days since the last update of console and waiting for the game to be fixed: 742
Days since the DLC was released on PC: 546
What happened?
just had a video of some other game embedded in the count message
Ok
I just wanted to share some funny moments I had with my console pal's but I understand why the warning, my bad.
oh crap are off topic videos being moderated here now?
Literally 1984
Utterly unacceptable!!!!
This is more devastating than getting another delay
Wai...no off game discussion?

1984
truly
it's almost hilarious this still isn't out
like it's something I only think about every three months or something and every time it pops into my head I'm shocked that the latest update is like 'we're looking at it'
like the patch taking as long as the game took to build is a good bit
Well no the latest update is "it works and we're working on stabilizing everything so it's bug-free"
Like they literally had gameplay footage
I believe they mentioned theyre dealing with the network code of the game
I vaguely remember a dev saying that
Networking is hard, as I've been told by every single friend who's into gamedev and coding
yes, I mean I didn't actually mean that they would literally release a dev update that said 'we're looking at it'
but the sheer amount of time and there still isn't a date is like genuinely insane. not saying there's no excuse or something, it's just truly remarkable. i'm still gonna play the thing
lol fair enough
How high must this number go
Guarantee it's gonna hit over 1k for both numbers before we get the update
Until it's out so we can get a medal of, "we survived X amount of days"
Rip to anyone who died waiting for the update
I almost died one time but I rebirth as a new man.


When was the last pc update
Like 2-3 months after the DLC release, if I remember correctly.
Pain.
Honestly it's kinda sad but I think the ror2 update wait has taken so long that I might just get a steam deck and play it on that
😭😭😭
That was probably the lowest point in console discussion
It was an uderal wasteland until preston showed up
making a “i spent 800 days waiting for sotv console dlc and all i got was this stupid tshirt” tshirt
The real treasure was the friend we made along the way
The Preston we found along the way*
Nothing gets better than praising our lord and savior Preston all day
Guys I have a theory
Probably not an accurate theory but it is a theory
Ror2 actually was updated on consoles and the dlc is out, but we're all trapped in an intricate interconnected coma to keep us tortured so they can power their servers

Proof
Guys wait I have a solution
If time travel is real, they will come back in time and tell me when console dlc will be released
And now we wait
Someone appeared in my living room and punched me in my throat
Maximus COPIUM 
Also the dlc is $15 right
10 on release
i just got the game on my ps5 not knowing this game had a fucking delayed dlc
until i joined this server
a friend reccomended this to me and i’m glad he did lol
i heard this got delayed for a while until some polishing and other things are finished
"a while" is such an understatement at this point
well how long has this been delayed?
We don't have a date yet
But we do have this if you need an idea
well how long has it been since the last console update so far
Check the post I replied to
o shit alr lol
Join the Preston hope train.
it should be a special role honestly
lmfao
New trophy for console SOTV just dropped: “Survivor Time: Earn this achievement by playing SOTV once” lmao



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