ror2-console-discussion

[safe vault]

Blazing enemies

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/927446486634098699.gif?v=1&size=64&quality=lossless

[solar belfry]

find something else to do

[safe vault]

Aww, no embed

[lone cave]

I swear, people in here acting like it’s the end of the world and the game physically refuses to be fun. Y’all are actually crazy

[quartz bay]

me on my way to do your mom (its something else to do)

[lone cave]

And the bugs are just something to get used to

[dusky drum]

boo hoo no update for funny space game so sad

[solar belfry]

fr

[safe vault]

While it isn't "mental anguish", having multiple long runs end due to a blazing enemy spawning either directly under me or directly in front of me has made the game feel awful to even attempt to play.

[solar belfry]

then dont play

[safe vault]

I don't.

[solar belfry]

fair

[lone cave]

I exclusively play on Xbox, and the amount of times I’ve died to blazing enemies is staggering, but that hasn’t stopped me from playing. I’ve just accepted that blazing enemies are terrifying and need to be singled out ASAP

[meager niche]

It's depressing that there is no news, no progress,no idea of what is happening, no answer of why the game is in this state, no care and no bitches, RoR2 is one of my favorite games and seeing that GEARBOX is killing it is depressing.

[solar belfry]

they arent killing it ffs

[dusky drum]

gearbox is ACTIVELY fixing it

[solar belfry]

do any of you even know how long developing a game takes

[lone cave]

LITERALLY

[solar belfry]

its not simple, they have to make everything basically from scratch again

[lone cave]

They’re reworking the entire damn game to make it work!

That should be commended!

[dusky drum]

they don't owe you constant news. its ready when its ready

[solar belfry]

also they legit said they wont give any news till they have a fuckin release date set in stone

[dusky drum]

but NOOOO people want it NOW

[meager niche]

And it's so hard for them to do a progress report of the rebuild, we don't know how much they have done, maybe it's almost done maybe they don't have any fucking progress,who fucking knows.

[lone cave]

I’m of the mindset that waiting for something makes it better when it arrives. I literally waited 2 years for something from Kickstarter, and the payoff for that was immense

[safe vault]

1. Fair
2. We literally don't know that
3. A restatement of the first
4. They've explained that they're rebuilding, so they aren't gonna go back on everything to fix a few bugs
   ????

[solar belfry]

you do realize if they give progression updates then the community will get exited again,

and what do you want "hey so yea ror2 for console is going smoothly, math sucks"

[dusky drum]

yeah exactly!! like look at silksong, the wait for that has been super long but its gonna kick so much ass when it drops

[lone cave]

You wouldn’t be satisfied with the update you want. Them telling us that it’s hard to do this doesn’t do anything, so there’s no point in waiting for that kind of response from the devs

[safe vault]

Exactly. They're trying to avoid getting any hype, as to avoid getting backlash in case they miss a self set deadline

[solar belfry]

869 days

lmao

i mean im exited for ss but i dont center my godamn life around it

[meager niche]

I prefer that they say that instead of: hey another delay, hey another delay, another delay, another delay and we don't know when and we are going to be more transparent.....

[safe vault]

The delays sucked ass, which is why they aren't giving us any set dates????

[lone cave]

Again, that kind of response from them means nothing. You say you want that response, but lord knows it wouldn’t change anything in this channel

[safe vault]

You confuse me man

[solar belfry]

what do they even give as a response to people who want a date?

its not like theres much exicting in game dev

[meager niche]

I don't want a fucking date, i want a fucking progress report that is, it's to hard.

[dusky drum]

same should go for anything, but this is console discussion so we're gonna have to deal people who center their life about an update for a video game

[solar belfry]

okay how do you propose they make one

what would they have to say to appeal to you

[lone cave]

That wouldn’t satisfy anyone. Nothing would change.

[safe vault]

Nah this fr

[meager niche]

It will satisfy me.

[safe vault]

They're not just making the dlc, they are rebuilding the entire game

[lone cave]

There would be an equal amount of whinging even with an update like that because it doesn’t mean sh*t in the long term of development

[safe vault]

What do you want, "We have these characters done lol"???

[solar belfry]

they legit are putting extra work into a game so it runs smoothly and better down the line

its an investment for both the community and developers

[solar belfry]

Omegacalvin is typing...

[meager niche]

i am having a mental breakdown. Every time that i have to put a +1 to the daily report i just think, why am I doing this?, Because of the love i have to the game? Because i care about this community? Am i having the same fun when i started the daily report?
Does gearbox really care about this channel? Because since the most recent announcement they wrote that they are going to be more transparent but they no longer respond to anything asking about how the rebuild is going...
I hate this. I just lost all hope.

[meager niche]

[solar belfry]

then find another game to fuckin play

[lone cave]

Then why are you still here? If all hope has been lost, and you’re having mental breakdowns from keeping track of the days, why force yourself to sit through it. You can leave this game behind if it’s causing this kind of reaction

[solar belfry]

2 types of people

[meager niche]

I have other games but if one of your favorite games that you have started playing 3 years ago is like this it just feels really bad..

[solar belfry]

then get a pc if you want the dlc

otherwise give the developers some godamn time

[meager niche]

Like i wrote i did the daily county report because it was fun and entertaining to do when i started.

[meager niche]

I don't want the dlc i just want the same experience as PC.

[safe vault]

(That includes the dlc, so you do)

[solar belfry]

bruh

[trail kestrel]

Imposter among us

[solar belfry]

no way its the ball of shit from the hit game risk of rain 2

[lone cave]

[pale mountain]

(they kinda do after telling us they would give more info)

[dusky drum]

okay yeah thats fair but like if they don't have anything substantial to say i don't blame them for not

[ebon bough]

if I was gearbox I would ping everyone saying " we fixed the bug that decreases ur hp by .1

[lone cave]

Just @ everyone just to say, “We finished adding a new patch of grass to titanic plains”

[ebon bough]

TRUE.

[pale mountain]

That would be hype

[ebon bough]

Ping saying we swapped out the music file for Sundered Grove for the new one

Wait, is they night as well be dead dlc exclusive or is it just in new patches

[solar belfry]

no fuckin way, finally

more grass per grass

[pale mountain]

We finally deleted sundered grove

[lone cave]

Actually based update

[solar belfry]

sundered grove may suck as a map, but the music is amazing

[pale mountain]

True

[lone cave]

Sundered grove is L, everything else is gold

[solar belfry]

they balance eachother out

[pale mountain]

I also kinda like the scenery and shit

[lone cave]

Sundered grove’s music is good, however I raise you The Rain Formally Known as Purple

[pale mountain]

urple

[solar belfry]

but ffs its got larva, jellyfish, mini mushrooms, stone golems, ect

and you can barely see the chests

and its got the worst legendary option

[solar belfry]

all of chris's songs are bangers

[lone cave]

Chris is a chad

[fluid rapids]

well that was entertaining to read down

[solar belfry]

lmao

[fluid rapids]

it took me about 10 minutes

[solar belfry]

damn how slow do you read

jk

[fluid rapids]

i get distracted easily

I know my opinion dont mean shit BUT:

A game that I was waiting to get done get dealyed to me is not as bad as this, only due to the very fact that at least that game that didnt come out yet not exclusively different from the PC edition of the game. Yeah you can get ROR2 of PC but what if you done bad for a good PC those are like $700 bucks. if you just want a gaming laptop its even more when you want a sit down Computer...thanks for my ted talk ill be watching dnd in the meantime

[solar belfry]

i mean yea but a decent pc is like 600 bucks which is about as expensive as a ps5

[fluid rapids]

mhm

[quartz bay]

ill always regret buying a ps5 over saving up for a pc, i bought one because of the hype

my ps5 controller didn't even last a year, the left stick drifts like crazy

[fluid rapids]

my point still stands, you can save up for that shit but job economy is shit still

[ebon bough]

I'm a more laptop guy so I think if I ever transition to pc ror2 I'll get a laptop and use controller

[solar belfry]

word of advice, laptops degrade much faster than a desktop pc, also they usually are more costly and less customizable in terms of parts

[fluid rapids]

i have no space for a desktop so a laptop is as good as I can get. I can still play LoL so im satisfied

[solar belfry]

also the cooling is usually way worse

[ebon bough]

I know that but I just prefer not having to be in a secluded spot to use it

[solar belfry]

fair enough

[solar belfry]

like most "gaming" laptops ive worked on only had a cpu fan with a heatsink connecting some parts 💀

so before you get one check how the cooling is

[ebon bough]

My last laptop died because I tried to open celeste 👍

[solar belfry]

lmao how

also celeste, god i love that game

[ebon bough]

I opened it, blue screened, tried it turn it on, Nuh Uh

I love celeste too but I also hate it now

[solar belfry]

i mean surely it wasnt the fault of celeste, right

[ebon bough]

I mean probably I played the biggest mod while streaming on it before on the same laptop

[fluid rapids]

anyway people in this chat more than likely dont revolve their time whining about this game but being in this chat its mainly for trolling and to get shit off your chest and complaining.

my last laptop charger got busted

[solar belfry]

oof

[fluid rapids]

and it was connected to the motherboard so that was 1000 dollars to fix....so i have to position the charger to the sweet spot like an iphone charger

[solar belfry]

wait, are you still using that charger if it has such an flaw?

[fluid rapids]

it was a much better laptop gaming of republic

oh its not the charger I used 4 chargers and it all did that

[solar belfry]

ah

[fluid rapids]

it was literally the laptop and that part that got fucked

[torn fossil]

dead cells updated the bone throwers no longer delete you entire health bar in one hit 🙏

[ebon bough]

This is ror2cord

[gray quarry]

Fr

[ebon bough]

Also wtf are the bone throwers

The rtc enemies?

[torn fossil]

this is #other-games2

[ebon bough]

No it isnt

[torn fossil]

yeaj

[fluid rapids]

TRUE

[gray quarry]

This is console discussion 💀

[solar belfry]

no its #other-games2

[ebon bough]

I guess it is other games2

[fluid rapids]

it is, we have so many out of topic convos we were literally talking about computers

[ebon bough]

Anyone here play ori

[fluid rapids]

nope...what about Okami

[gray quarry]

Literally everytime I come in here it’s just people coping about the update

[solar belfry]

ive had it on xbox but i dont play on it anymore

i barely got into it tho

[ebon bough]

Same I played it for like 1 hour and never again

[gray quarry]

Bro wanted me to observe it

[solar belfry]

seems neat tho

[fluid rapids]

you come here at in oppurtine times my friends, we do talk about random shit when we arent complaining, becasuse have nothing else to do

[ebon bough]

Yo Anyone here play Sonic adventur Two

[solar belfry]

no

[gray quarry]

Nah

[solar belfry]

i answered for everyone

[fluid rapids]

yes

[gray quarry]

Only sonic game I got is frontiers

[ebon bough]

Frontiers is Cool

I even got the cool metal case

[gray quarry]

Yea I haven’t played it in a while actually

[fluid rapids]

played once on gamecube as a wee lad

[gray quarry]

I been playing resident evil 4

[ebon bough]

It's scratched though :(

[gray quarry]

Idk bro like frontiers is cool but it just seems kinda repetitive

[ebon bough]

That's kinda the whole thing of a gameplay loop

[solar belfry]

god some gamecube games were amazing

[fluid rapids]

all were

I NEED MARIO PARTY 7 REMASTERED

[solar belfry]

i still have an old gamecube in my closet, tho i barely use it

[ebon bough]

I played sunshine on the gc and the switch

I also played Mario galaxy on the wii and the switch

For some reason I never played mario 64 on the switch

[solar belfry]

i need to speedrun sunshine all shines again

mario galaxy 1/2 still are amazing games

better than the newer ones (nostalgia may or may not be influencing my decision)

[ebon bough]

God I'm missing out on so many games cause I tried to climb a mountain....

I wanna play ultra kill so bad

[solar belfry]

anxious mountain climb game good tho

god i rember getting the fucking golden better in farewell

havent played since then

[ebon bough]

Tf based celeste playur

[white quarry]

Console discussion does not have topic rules btw

Just anything remotely to do with consoles

Ror2 is encouraged but most of that will end up being complaining so talking about other games is fine

[tribal rover]

I read celeste

I like celeste :)

[prime sky]

#other-games but awesome

[solar belfry]

No large category chests?

[celest brook]

Console dlc is taking so long because they are adding these guys

I'm gearboxes third cousins best friends, uncles, daughters, roommates, pizza delivery guy

/j,

[ebon bough]

Guys does mithrix have any issues on console

[celest brook]

Probably

The lunar exploder thing isn't mithrix but it's a glitch

[quartz bay]

i think mithrix is relatively normal except sometimes when he hits you you can be launched up to the ceiling and you'll be stuck there for a bit

[paper copper]

i think that’s more so based on your mobility, at least that only happens when i have hella mobility manly for fun lol

[quartz bay]

oh lol

[trail kestrel]

I hate mythrix they should just replace it with a overloading level 99 beetle

[paper copper]

or make it to where whenever he summons things in, it spawns all the bosses

[trail kestrel]

Mythrix should be a very rare enemy only spawnable past stage 30 with 3 mountain shines activated on that one sand map

[meager niche]

The True King of nothing

[trail kestrel]

For real

[twin igloo]

Does planula work on console? I remember hearing something about it not working

[gleaming oak]

Console dlc is coming

Trust the planula....

[meager niche]

No, it doesn't work.

[twin igloo]

Rip the

That's really disappointing

[ebon bough]

Thata good because I had a thought that maybe he's a bit too aggressive on console and I would be sad if that was true because when update comes out he will be less fun and stressful

I got the unintended aggressive thing from beetle guards

[pale mountain]

Lets goo

Radiant Nightmare king grimm and radiant pure vessel beat

[sacred rose]

bruh half life 3 actually boutta come out before console update 😭

i swear

[pale mountain]

And Silksong 2

Imminent pain

[quartz bay]

so epic

[white quarry]

That’s crazy

I only nohit a third of them

[pale mountain]

Steadily made progress over the last couple months

A few every weekend

[dusky drum]

good luck with absrad lol

[pale mountain]

Yea gonna leave that for last

[eternal jewel]

Does anyone know when survivors of the void comes out on ps4?

[pale mountain]

Nope

Lets goooo Markoth done

That's enough for this weekend

The absrad pain can start next week

[trail kestrel]

I picture same thing but with emergency drone

[stiff bobcat]

[frail merlin]

Healer drone my beloved

[coral loom]

mythrix should be replaced in the dlc on eclipse difficulty with a fire elite mythrix or overloading elite mythrix

Would make the game so much easier!

[pale mountain]

Overloading would be hype, so any hit oneshots no matter what

[coral loom]

someone most likely has fought that with the elite artifact

imagine the pain

imagine the last phase actually

[solar belfry]

after youve done absrad you should do anyrad 💀

[dusky drum]

no ty lmao

[quartz bay]

amen

[meager niche]

console dlc soon!!!

this is the year fr

[thin vale]

console dlc dropping this decade !!?

@lucid fossilcalvin

shit, that shouldnt have pinged

sorry

Anyway calvin left

[coral loom]

Console dlc drops within 20 years?!?!! (Insane news.)

[quartz bay]

sad day for the risk of rain 2 console community

[ruby canopy]

Who's calvin?

[torn fossil]

they left
damn

🪦

[pale mountain]

Wait really

Oh shit

Noooo

Who will count the days now

One of the OGs deceased

[turbid flax]

Oh fuck we lost a man of decency and dedication

RIP Calvin, you might be missed idk bro

He was so dedicated to the cause of
Adding a +1 to a number

How brave

[pale mountain]

One of the last few actually still playing the console version

[turbid flax]

[molten bough]

THE DAILY COUNTER GUY LEFT?

FUCK YOU GEARBOX MOTHER FUCKERS YOU DWINDLE OUR FORCES BY THE DAY.

YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS FUCKING BATTLE BUT WE WILL GET THAT DLC YOU LITTLE FUCKS 😡🫵🏽

[pale mountain]

Preach

[prime sky]

We need to continue the count

GUYS WHAT WERE THEY AT LAST

Can we get a mod to dig up Calvin's last messages

[pale mountain]

No 460 today

[tribal rover]

We keep going

Days since the last update of console and waiting for the game to be fix: 656

Days since the DLC was released on PC: 460

[fluid rapids]

May have left after yesterday

Also seeinh the ping the gearbox person who we pinned also left

[white quarry]

I can’t find their leave notif

No wait

Why

A walk off of sorts

#ror2-console-discussion message

I’m so sad rn man

[pale mountain]

Shit

If he comes back when there's news, we will never see him again

Also yea whats up with there only being 2 Gearbox devs now

Too much progress was made, had to fire some devs

[thin vale]

lmao

[winter marlin]

Damn so STILL nothing, eh? I just came back to this discord after who even knows how long and what a bummer

[late crystal]

It really be a war of attrition out here

[ruby canopy]

Stand strong brothers we will win this war of patience hold the line

[hazy forge]

Anything interesting yet

[torn fossil]

calvin left

[hazy forge]

no

[solar belfry]

lmao calvin left

i may or may not be slightly responsible for it

[hazy forge]

A sad day for rain

They will be missed 😭

[quartz bay]

risk of rain 2 console nation in shambles

[prime sky]

Our leader has stepped down

We must elect another

[brave beacon]

they found out the dlc was a lie lol

[proud nymph]

Lost hype myself. Doubt id even buy the dlc at this rate unless i get a capable pc

On console, when it comes out, i mean

Ive mostly been playing deep rock galactic

[prime sky]

Not even gonna buy the dlc

genuinely disenchanted with the whole thing

it's been too long...

[quartz bay]

im probs gonna get the dlc, i waited this long for it

it wont really matter if i buy it or not because gearbox still gets tons of money from the steam version of the game

they're gonna get my money regardless once i get a pc or stick to console

[civic smelt]

hows the 656th day of no updates

[vital palm]

How many ppl are actually gonna buy the dlc anymore, it’s been way to long, I get porting can take a bit but 2 years?????

[royal beacon]

Damn that sucks they were cool

[paper copper]

bro ima be staying at my brother-in-laws place an he has the dlc on pc an i may be staying sometime this week so let’s go

[sacred rose]

calvin left this is so sad i'm gonna go commit uncle grandpa now

[twin igloo]

Man That's a huge bummer

[white quarry]

Morale is so low

Just so blueballed for info rn

Also can anyone rember if Calvin had cleansed role

[quartz bay]

i dont recall them having that role

though take what i say with a grain of salt because i have a horrible memory lol

[pale mountain]

Pretty sure he did

[pale mountain]

He was definetly around at the time of that event

[thin vale]

The less people buying the dlc the better

[pale mountain]

I would refund all console versions if I could

[proud nymph]

Yknow what same,well not just yet. I'd help my brother with all the trophies, then i would, i've kind of had enough

[prime sky]

I have already spoiled myself with all the SOTV content there no longer a point

[lament sorrel]

Oh god if that aint demoralising

If they will return if theres news then they ain't returning at all

[pale mountain]

That's what I'm saying rip😔

[coral loom]

Days since the last update of console and waiting for the game to be fix: 657

Days since the DLC was released on PC: 461
(I will continue the counter)

[tender shoal]

thank you kind soul

[coral loom]

someone has to do it

if not how can we shit on gearbox about how bad of a state they left the game in

[tender shoal]

i have hope

[prime sky]

Can we give cool role to whoever is the counter

[dusky drum]

gearbox didn't even make the ror2 port though, it was playeverywhere

[coral loom]

no,

by what i know the early access was playeverywhere

but gearbox made the port even before them acquiring the ip

[dusky drum]

gearbox only published

https://www.playeveryware.com/riskofrain2

[coral loom]

In 2020 read again,

yes they made the original port

but gearbox continued to develop it afterwards

[dusky drum]

???

oh right gearbox did anniversary update and stuff

[coral loom]

yeah

[dusky drum]

my bad

still, they didn't make the original port so i think that's what's taking them so long, they essentially have to redo everything playeverywhere fucked up

[coral loom]

by what i have heard

the original port actually worked prett well

[dusky drum]

i just think its a bit unfair to blame gbx for everything wrong with console

[coral loom]

before the anniversary update

[dusky drum]

if thats the case then yes its gearbox's fault for the current state of the game, but you can't exactly blame them if they just couldn't work off of play's build of the game

[coral loom]

yeah thats true

but then again you would expect to drop some patches atleast right

[dusky drum]

i mean if you've been handed a bunch of spaghetti code and are told "hey update this and patch this and fix all these bugs" surely itd be easier to just start over instead of struggling through it

[coral loom]

but some small bug fixes would work too

not all at the same time

[ebon bough]

I think they should release sotv in a state whererailgunner is untextured

[dusky drum]

thats true but i think they're all just focusing on remaking the game, no point or time to go back to the version thats gonna be outdated soon anyway

[coral loom]

im not complaining about how long it takes for sotv

im fine with waiting

its a bit annoying but it is what it is

[dusky drum]

i don't understand why people are like demanding for news or a release date yk? like why not just do other things and when its out play it

[shadow shadow]

💯

[coral loom]

because we paid for the game but yeah we shouldn't expect news or release dates

[ebon bough]

gbx needs to make paid news

[dusky drum]

real

[coral loom]

we dont want the game worsened than it already is

[ebon bough]

This will get them heaps of the dollars

[coral loom]

gearbox needs to make ror2 a loot box simulator actually

loads of money!

wait it already is technically

ok make the crates cost real money

[ebon bough]

It scales identical to ror2 gold scaling

Stage 5 chests cost 500 real dollar

[dusky drum]

$50 for a green on stage 1

[ebon bough]

True

Or maybe a red possibly

(Aegis

[lament sorrel]

we need some sort of info more than ever now!
calvin is gone and im afraid that someone else is gonna give up next

[coral loom]

ill count the days dw

[lament sorrel]

👍
its all up to you now

[coral loom]

Just had the greatest 6 minutes of my life!

Activated the teleporter and 6-7 elites spawned!

[ebon bough]

Just shoot them 🤣

[lament sorrel]

reminds me of getting jumped by a horde of elites before pillars

[ebon bough]

I got jumped by a horde of elites upon leaving commencement hallwa6

[lament sorrel]

thats happens to me every time
i cant beat eclipse because of this 💀

[coral loom]

the day console gets fixed

is the day we will win the game easily

[lament sorrel]

it has to be because that horde of elites are the only thing thats stoping me in 99% of runs

i need a ez god run to even get passed them and that annoys me to an unreal extent

[dusky drum]

hope to god you get eccentric vase

[prime sky]

I would buy console dlc for 1 dollar max

any more would be a sham

[lament sorrel]

THEY SPAWN IN FRONT OF THE HALLWAY BEFORE PILLARS AND INSTANTLY AGRO I HAVE NO OPTIONS

[dusky drum]

if ur speedy enough you can shoot it up to mithrix before going outside the hallway

then if they do spawn on you you're already going up the quantum tunnel and they Probably™ won't hit you

[pale mountain]

Fr

[lament sorrel]

since its usually always the flying bastards i had no luck trying to pull it off especially when most of my runs are commando that is barely pulling through most of the time

[dusky drum]

oh if you're playing mando i wish you luck

[lament sorrel]

i enjoy commando
its only just the elite horde that is stopping me

[dusky drum]

mando is fun, mando fighting 20 elite lunar wisps is not

[lament sorrel]

i originally hated commando and merc but i have been adoring them recently and i now cant stop playing them

im not somebody who likes making the game harder for myself but mando and merc makes me feel good

shame that i cant beat eclipse with them just because of elite lunar wisp horde

speaking of elites
i still dont have blast shower lol
its the only thing im missing till i have 100% of items available to me

[dusky drum]

don't even remember how to get it lol

[lament sorrel]

burn alive 3 times lol

blazings are bugged and you will most likely gonna die from being near them to begin with and not because of afterburn dmg

[prime sky]

Nah they just made fire elites more realistic

[lament sorrel]

yes having my entire body have its atoms transform to nothing in miliseconds is realistic

[paper copper]

exactly

[frail merlin]

I feel healed from ror2 after playing botw and totk for like 2 month

[civic smelt]

good that was 657 days of no updates

[frail merlin]

Only like 400 days for me

[molten bough]

@nova helm where our update on the update that you promised

oh shit wrong gearbox sorry

Man actually why tf you name yourself gearbox. You deserve to get tagged 😡

[pale mountain]

Lmao true

[feral herald]

Bwahahaha

[short iris]

So long soldier, I will remember you until the end
Sleep well my prince

[short iris]

Seeing what used to be my favorite game be in this state is genuinely heart breaking
Man.

[lone cave]

Again, y’all acting like it’s the end of the world. Two years is a long time to wait, but they haven’t cancelled it yet.

[prime sky]

Yet.

[short iris]

I mean... It's just tiring that's all.

[lone cave]

I get that, but at this point I’m surprised Gearbox hasn’t cancelled development of the update out of frustration because of all the whining in here

I wouldn’t blame them at that point

[short iris]

I'mma be 100 with you
I ain't think they checking this chat anymore, it felt like they stopped a week after the announcement

[lone cave]

That’s because they said they wouldn’t update us until they had a release date set in stone

Which is honestly better than them trying to make one up on the spot and disappointing us further

[errant bronze]

i hope we get the dlc soon

i have waited almost 2 years and everytime i see it on youtube i just wish that its going to come out soon

[lament sorrel]

It ain't gonna be soon....
Closets we have to a release date is the end of 2023

Theres a massive divide between console discussion and EVERY OTHER CHANNEL HERE just because we are desperate for something about sotv while i have seen people be impatient with rorr even tho they have gotten constant info about progress and have an actual release date.
Then theres us where we are praying to get a droplet of information

[lament sorrel]

The only reason i think that gearbox would cancel sotv console is if they think it wouldn't be profitable enough

[prime sky]

The difference in info between SOTV console and rorr is
enough to be envious about

[lament sorrel]

Indeed

[prime sky]

at least they know it's gonna be released this year

it was supposed to be released
2 years ago

[lament sorrel]

Im trying my best to wait
But you have seen what it has done to others

I dont want to be next 💀

[prime sky]

I'm going Kzalli mode

genuine vitriol towards gearbox GO

[thin vale]

the game has not seen an update for 2 years, all the expected release dates have been postponed time and time again until we reach this point where the community is tired of having a game they love be borderline unplayable and some well-respected members are leaving, and the best you have to call that is whining?

[lone cave]

Guess what, mate? Those postpones weren’t made without reason. By the sounds of it you’d rather have an incomplete and buggy mess than a proper release of the game

[thin vale]

the game could have had a proper release years back, but GB didnt set eyes on the console version untill they found a new way to monetize it

[prime sky]

I think remaking ror2 before including SOTV would've been better

but like...money ...

[thin vale]

like, theres no way you have the company responsible for making borderlands, which is a pretty famous game, not be able to fix a game in 2 years

[lone cave]

Maybe so, but honestly I find it better to just be glad they’re working on it at all. Complaining does nothing but add more stress to the developers, and considering how much time it’s already taken to work on the remake of the game along with the DLC, I can see why it’s taken so long. If it’s gonna take more time to come out, it’s gonna take more time to come out. No complaining is gonna change that

Especially when people are saying they ain’t gonna buy the DLC when it comes out. That’s not gonna speed up progression even slightly

[prime sky]

You are about 400 days late

[thin vale]

on the very least it makes them aware of whats going on here, we only got that announcement done in the first place cause people were being vocal here and on twitter, but well it ended up being some garbage hopebait instead of ending up with something good for us

[lone cave]

I’ve mentioned this before, but getting more frequent update’s isn’t gonna mean much either. Like, them telling us, “Hey guys, we added this one item to the game. Only blank amount more to go.” wouldn’t mean much in terms of lowering the amount of complaints. If anything waiting for just a set in stone release date is better because by the time they do announce it, there’s no smoke and mirrors on when the game will actually come out

[thin vale]

true, but still the announcement made us think they would be more in touch with the community for once, and as someone pointed out they stopped speaking here after the first week or so, just getting our hopes up to leave us in the dark again, same as they did with all of the release dates before delaying it time and time again

[fluid rapids]

hey the one gearbox employee that made the annoucment is back

[lone cave]

I can see why they somewhat left this chat alone for a while now considering all of the questions that were asked were questions unable to be answered

[prime sky]

Tomorrow is the 2nd month since the whole

[lone cave]

They can’t satisfy our want for answers

[prime sky]

thingy they said

[thin vale]

why hold an AMA if they didnt awsner anything is my question

[prime sky]

couldn't more like

[lone cave]

Because all the questions weren’t things that could be answered. So many people asked for a release date and it had to be said so many times that one wasn’t set in stone

[thin vale]

like, this whole situation is just made up of failures, i dont understand why theres still people defending them after all of this

[fluid rapids]

We are all just a little upset because PC gets to have more fun than us, its just a little unfair since we virtual had the same treatment as them up until the anniversary

[lone cave]

I don’t understand why you even bother staying here just to snivel either

[fluid rapids]

As much as I like to complaim It jiust to vent because its good to air it out. I know they are working on it and hope they take their time

i just hope it gets discounted when it comes because 15 is too much

[thin vale]

im here trying to make it so less people buy the dlc and gbx doesnt get a profit out of being an incompetent company

[lone cave]

It’s fair to vent, it’s unfair to try and get everyone on the damn hate wagon

All you’re doing is causing divides for the sake of it.

[thin vale]

"for the sake of it"

[gray quarry]

No way our boy omega Calvin left

[thin vale]

im here trying to make the console community react to what gbx has been doing

[fluid rapids]

the divides were already there when random PC enjoyers decided to shit on us

[thin vale]

i dont log in this server and think "hey im gonna troll this server in specific"

[lone cave]

Reacting in the way you do is pointless. It’s not gonna make it come out sooner, it’s only gonna cause greater stress on the entire Dev team

[fluid rapids]

No wonder Calvin left he had a break down and people shat on him for it.

[thin vale]

i know its not coming out sooner, its meant to have been released on par with pc

im doing this so people dont buy it after being lied to time and time again

[fluid rapids]

Once we got delayed indefinitely I believe they stopped overstressing by giving themselves endless room and not giving themselves a set time

[lone cave]

But it didn’t due to spaghetti code, which is why they’re fixing it. Later updates will be on par with PC because they’ll be running way more similarly

[prime sky]

you can say you're being held at gunpoint it's fine

[fluid rapids]

Is the PC version getting updated anymore?

[thin vale]

they could have fixed it back in the anniversary update when they realized the code was a mess, but they waited untill now cause they have no love for the game, only eyes for profits, and even then theyre showing sheer incompetence at not being able to do anything about it in 2 years

[fluid rapids]

[lone cave]

I’m not. Call it what you want, but I would call myself stubborn. I just hate seeing just pages and pages of worthless complaining

[thin vale]

worthless

yeah lets just pretend everything is fine instead of externalizing what we think

[fluid rapids]

quite honestly if you hate seeing it, you shouldnt be here then, this is more a vent chat then anything

Now I dont care either way because I have fun no matter what...instead now calvin is gone...I miss him and his wisdom

[lone cave]

Yes, worthless. By telling people to not by the DLC you are actively making the drive to want to even update console at all dwindle. The more people that go with you, the less the profit margin for SOTV, and the more likely Gearbox will cancel development as a whole

[prime sky]

Favorite person on this server tbh

[thin vale]

and you want them to get their money after all of this? you think they deserve anything after leaving the game in such a sorry state for so long?

they couldnt care less for the game, and i dont know why you manage to care for them still

[fluid rapids]

If they fix the base game it gets people to renew their intrest in the game so techinally even if people dont buy the dlc they can still profit off of it just fine

[lone cave]

I’m genuinely surprised you even enjoy this game to any extent, because the way you talk makes it sound like you’ve hated the game since day 1. Good content comes with time, and bad content is always rushed out the door

If that means two years of waiting, so be it

Better that than to have it rushed to be released

[prime sky]

A rushed game is forever bad

[lone cave]

Exactly

[fluid rapids]

there's always outliers though

[thin vale]

the fact i enjoy the game is why im still here, trying to make people realize that giving money to gearbox is just sending a message that its okay to toy with people's feelings by leaving games in the dust after promising a relase date and postponing it 4 times before trying to make themselves look good with an announcement just to walk back on it and worsen the situation

ror is a great game, gbx on the other hand isnt at all so great

[lone cave]

Hitting developers in the wallet has worked before, but it’s unnecessary when it comes to a release that is still coming, and that we have a decent time window for. Like, if it wasn’t coming out somewhat soon, Gearbox wouldn’t even bother with continued development. This isn’t the case of a game getting cancelled, but rather a bunch of developers just trying to make the game work. If it’s too slow for you, I can see it, but impatience isn’t getting anyone anywhere

[sacred rose]

Oh hey useless drama, anyhow last week-

Btw any news ?

[thin vale]

guess

[molten bough]

I gotchu with the need

News*

@vivid jungle aye buddy. you made Calvin leave with no update on update. 🥱 you owe us an apology

[thin vale]

you pinged the only dev that has dnd

[thin vale]

i'd argue its very much necessary to make gbx realize they fucked up, even if the release is still planned it doesnt justify them not doing anything they promised

[fluid rapids]

the OG calvin left us yesterday

[lone cave]

Welcome to the fucking gaming industry. Development work is just inherently less reliable nowadays and a small upstart won’t be changing that any time soon.

And even though it’s shitty, there’s no point in trying to change it

[molten bough]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-paranoid-gif-4974019

[thin vale]

go with the flow if you want then and just excuse the devs and the company being incompetent, i'll try to make the community stand up in the meantime

[fluid rapids]

small upstart? is gearbox a small upstart?

[lone cave]

The small upstart is the effective boycott some of y’all are trying to start

[fluid rapids]

who's this y'all? all ive seen is one who activitiy wants to do that and others who just gave up on the game entirely

[lone cave]

The y’all is the people who’ve decided to go the Kzalli route

It’s not just them, I’ve seen a few others

[lament sorrel]

Im just losing it at this point

[fluid rapids]

it really isnt deep to care on all fronts

[thin vale]

blessings be upon them

[woven pelican]

Yeah I’m still buying the dlc

[lament sorrel]

I am to
Its the only way im gonna be able to play ror2 sotv

[fluid rapids]

even if I wasnt, the game is gonna get better which is all I want

[waxen crow]

Is the console DLC out yet?

also can mithrix take tonic afflictions?

[thin vale]

no

[woven pelican]

I don’t even care about if it’s better. Contents content. Developers this developer that. Actual pussy shit, just do whatever the fuck you want ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fluid rapids]

....huh

[woven pelican]

Like it’s not just “as long as it’s better”

[fluid rapids]

...ok

[tender shoal]

what does this possibly mean

[woven pelican]

Okay I may have been a little high

But what I meant to say is that “I’d still buy the dlc just cuz I want it.”

Like I don’t care if you want to support gearbox or hate them. Imma spend my money on what I want.

[tender shoal]

yeah honestly same ill buy it when it comes out

[errant bronze]

I will buy it if I don't die of old age first

[royal beacon]

Can relate

If it comes out before my kidneys lose value I'm gonna sell one to get sotv or double it and give it to the next person

[mossy lichen]

🥌

[white quarry]

🥌

I’m not playing apex

Why does it say I’m on apex

I turned my console off

[short iris]

Ew apex (used to be severe apex addict)

[white quarry]

Ikr

You have grown as a person

I haven’t

[short iris]

Praying for you brother

[white quarry]

Quick question

Do you guys mind the stream announcements in the announcements channel

[pale mountain]

I don't mind since the ping is bound to a role

[quartz bay]

i have ping on since i enjoy those streams

it wouldn't be a big deal because even if it was something important like a console update there would be a @ everyone or somethin

[white quarry]

It would be @ console roles

[coral loom]

Days since the last update of console and waiting for the game to be fix: 658

Days since the DLC was released on PC: 462
(I will continue the counter)

[tribal rover]

So far three different people have picked up the counter

This needs to be a community effort instead of a one man job

[coral loom]

mithrix cant take lunar items last time i checked

[turbid flax]

Random person in the server gets pinged every week to do the counter

OR we make a seperate channel for it and have 1000s of people flood in to help :3

[lament sorrel]

na the original person who did it couldn't take it anymore and left the server for their mental health so Pluto has taken the monumental responsibility of counter mf

RIP Calvin

[turbid flax]

Dw im aware of the tragedy of Calvin

I hope he recovers from his ED (edgy disease)

[coral loom]

it is a very hard job adding +1 to the counter

[pale mountain]

Bruh playing with this shit version for over 1000 hours is bound to take it's toll, nothing edgy about that

[turbid flax]

Oh thats true tbf

Bros got console induced demons

[pale mountain]

Facts

His save got reset twice too cause funny console

And I think he was pretty chill about leaving, all things considered

[turbid flax]

I just think this is incredible

i am having a mental breakdown. Every time that i have to put a +1 to the daily report i just think, why am I doing this?, Because of the love i have to the game? Because i care about this community? Am i having the same fun when i started the daily report?
Does gearbox really care about this channel? Because since the most recent announcement they wrote that they are going to be more transparent but they no longer respond to anything asking about how the rebuild is going...
I hate this. I just lost all hope.

New copy pasta unlocked

[fluid rapids]

He's not wrong

But people are attacking peiple like him and telling him to stop whining and be patient? The man is patient he does have a reason to complain

[coral loom]

i really hate when people say "just be patient!"

WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE PATIENT IF GEARBOX DIDNT IGNORE THE GAME FOR A YEAR UNTIL THE SOTV DLC WAS DROPPED

[sterile elk]

🎑

[coral loom]

maybe if they didnt leave the game dead we wouldnt have this many problems!

gearbox doesn't deserve any sympathy because this was their complete fault

[pale mountain]

Yeah the people that suq their dick are the kind that preorder every trashy game and then cope "that it's going to be fixed eventually" so it's fine to release it in an abhorrent state

And that's how you end up with the state of PC gaming, where AAA games are continuously released in broken states, because people somehow still defend them

[coral loom]

yeah.

i get annoyed of the bullshit where they say "just wait just wait!"

we wouldn't have to wait if they weren't neglecting this game

maybe if they fixed the bugs in the anniversary update we could be able to be patient!

instead of just abandoning it until

uh oh! We need to actually put the dlc on console?!

well the game is in a horrible state time to remake it because we completely neglected it!

[lament sorrel]

in short
the wait is draining our will to live

on the bright side (not ror2 related) Rain world for console is getting news next week about the dlc

[coral loom]

but we must keep going

because the dlc is awesome

[pale mountain]

We must keep coping

[lament sorrel]

indeed,
however focusing only on waiting for ror2 console to be fixed is draining so i have been mainly been interested in upcoming stuff i have been waiting for (which funny enough are all dropping in june exept for you know what)

rorr would have been the cherry on top if i had a switch or pc 💀

[frail merlin]

Wait a min where is the guy who counted the day since last update

[lament sorrel]

idk

[frail merlin]

Nooooo

[lament sorrel]

if you talkin about calvin
then they gone

[frail merlin]

😦

He told me he was gonna be the last one standing

[lament sorrel]

they couldn't take it no more
the wait was taking a toll on their mental health

[pale mountain]

He forgor

Aaah fk

[frail merlin]

[tender shoal]

dude im trying so hard to be good at rain world

[pale mountain]

Literally 2% away from the wave 15 terraria achievement for the frost moon

[tender shoal]

its so hard

[lament sorrel]

idk why but i got into hard games this year

[tender shoal]

rain world dlc has the fat guy right

[lament sorrel]

i beated elden ring, dark souls 1 and 3, bloodborne, rainworld and hollowknight this year

[lament sorrel]

ye

[tender shoal]

friggin sweet

[lament sorrel]

news next week about it btw

[tender shoal]

thats awesome

[lament sorrel]

the dlc aint all btw
we getting a new gamemode called safari mode

you get to view the landscape as an overseer and get to control any creature

[tender shoal]

easy mode 🙏

[lament sorrel]

you can fuck around as a red lizard or something and ruin the entire ecosystem if you want

[lament sorrel]

you mean monk 🤨

[tender shoal]

perhaps

[coral loom]

what if we did a gamenight every day

where 4 of us console players just do the weirdest stuff in the game

[lament sorrel]

fair warning you gonna need to get good at rain world for how brutal the dlc slug cats campains are

[coral loom]

like 4 engineers which all get only bungus

[tender shoal]

in a week. goddamn. guess ive got some playing to do.

[lament sorrel]

that depends
are we all ps?

[coral loom]

a majority of us i think

ps and switch are the majority i believe

so we can just do one for each console

[lament sorrel]

i dont want to spoil anything unless your fine with that.
just know that its HARD

[coral loom]

like one day its gonna be switch

one day xbox

and one day ps

[lament sorrel]

we would have to plan it
and even then the lfg chats exist

[coral loom]

oh yeah

what if we made a tournament to see who is the best at the game on console

it would work by every party streaming their game

[rugged rapids]

i like that they said that console ror2 update is their top priorty but all they have announced has all been risk of rain returns

[coral loom]

and the first to beat the game without dying wins

[coral loom]

hopoo makes rorr

gearbox makes ror2

[rugged rapids]

ok so they are just split working on dif ror stufff

[coral loom]

yeah

[coral loom]

I just wanna do something awesome so the console community doesn't rip itself apart

[lament sorrel]

understandable.
the console community has been tearing itself apart for a while now

[pale mountain]

Shirly there wont be any issues connecting 4 people on console

[lament sorrel]

the hype is a husk of what it used to be and doing some funky event were everyone is on board could help ease this wasteland of a chat

that ultimately depends on the time, day, whose going and how we even gonna do this

[coral loom]

but it would be something cool to put some life in the community

[lament sorrel]

indeed

[coral loom]

It has to be either some sort of competition

some goofing around

or some weird speedrun

something like

Bisonsteak%

getting bison steak as quickly as possible

[lament sorrel]

if we did some competition i have an idea of what the meta would be

loader cuz yes
captain = free items and free stage 4 red
engi = crowd control at its finest
multi for that dual nailgun tankyness

[coral loom]

i think we should have a randomizer of characters sometimes too

to make it more exciting

[lament sorrel]

forgot that artifact existed💀

[coral loom]

because the competitor's will have to improvise

maybe we could make it without the artifact

and that even the abilities are randomized

you just put it in a random number generator everything

[lament sorrel]

if we get the people we could set things up

[hoary junco]

I the dlc here yet

[coral loom]

no

[hoary junco]

Ok il go back to sleep then

[lament sorrel]

bummer

[coral loom]

yeah i think something like this could spice up the community

and give it a bit more life

[lament sorrel]

aint gonna be easy
people have gone rabid from the wait

[coral loom]

well then

[lament sorrel]

i have seen it first hand

[coral loom]

consider the competition

as a way to slow the waiting rabies down

[lament sorrel]

we will see if its possible to start it up of course

just know this
the wait has claimed all and its only a matter of time till we are next

[coral loom]

true though...

[sacred rose]

I just forget the game exists then i come back here for news once in a while

[lament sorrel]

we havent got any in months

[prime sky]

2

[lament sorrel]

ah yes stuff we already know and "we will be more transparent"

[prime sky]

ngl they really should've said nothing at all instead of giving us the "we'll be more transparent" after having no info to give

[lament sorrel]

yea tbh

ong ror2 console just makes me sad
out of every game i have been waiting for either an update, dlc, or even its release. ror2 console literally the only one were i know little to NOTHING about it! for other games i know about release dates, information on the progress and upcoming news (2 of them are dropping on june lol)

[trail escarp]

ikr im a terraria played we waited a while but relogic the devs at least updated us on it

[lament sorrel]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[trail escarp]

and i play on switch

so we waited i think 2 years for 1.4.1

but its worth the wait

but im still here waiting

for sotv

[lament sorrel]

i kept track on the news for terraria console 1.4 and i never felt drained from the wait

[trail escarp]

True

but ive been playing ror2 from before the anniversary update

abd its still buggy and everything and im still waiting

like come on dude which i love borderlands the series but come on gearbox

its just shrinking down the textures and files to a more easyer reader engine and rewrite the code to implement

at least tgat how i would do it

like im at 93% completeion on the game if that tells you anything as of how long ive been waiting

[lament sorrel]

same
the wait has made people do more than lose hope sadly...
people gone mad, people gave up and worst is that it has taken a toll on people

[stable vale]

Even for my game all my progress froze so I cant gain or lose lunar coins

[trail escarp]

yeah

[torn fossil]

we've got no clue whats going on behind the scenes
people have just assumed gearbox is the problem which is fair considering their history of ruining games
all we can do is hope theyre working on it and hope they don't end up ruining ror2

[trail escarp]

like i already basiclly got everything so i just quit

i understand gear box they are probaly trying there hardest

but like as youve seen a lot of the fanbase has left

which is sad seeing how this was a passion project for hopoo

and how the community loved this game and would still love it if they left as we did but the wait has just made people leave due to gear boxes purchasing of ror2

[torn fossil]

on one hand, hopoo selling risk of rain to gearbox gives me hope that gearbox is actually going to try their hardest to keep the game going
on the other hand, the gearbox employees in this server never speak here which makes everyone think they really don't care

[lament sorrel]

its the sad truth

the main thing i worry is gearbox themselves giving up

[coral loom]

could have tried harder before sotv y'know

and not abandon the game until sotv came out

[rocky garnet]

so apparently sotv is coming next year? 💀

[lament sorrel]

end of 2023
so maybe

thats if they dont delay which they said that wont happen

[covert fiber]

🫃🏾

Pregnant man sent, now it is time for me to go on a hiatus again

[short iris]

Shadow wizard money gang, we love waiting for the dlc

[lament sorrel]

I thought you vanished 💀

[short iris]

I will never die.

I feel pretty fucking dead tho just got done from a ten hour car ride my bones are svdnejjsh

[raw seal]

Wow wee I love to wait 🦶🤤

[halcyon reef]

I'm praying that summer games showcase or xbox games showcase has somthing

[pale mountain]

More Ls for RoR2 console

[fluid rapids]

Number of days since we lost the real one Calvin : 2 days

A new counter in honor of our friend

[pale mountain]

Yes!🙏🫡

[fierce juniper]

Still nothing? No news at all since that letter we got from them???

[fluid rapids]

nope

[neat elk]

Ngl, I’ve had a couple buddies ask if they should get into risk of rain. Told them they’d have a better time cutting grass with nail clippers since the devs don’t give a f*** bout it’s console community.

[torn fossil]

was going to say the devs aren't the ones in charge of console porting but then i remembered hopoo doesnt own the ip anymore

[waxen crow]

My sky box is broken. https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/AX1fuxMOTcGP8-aPhGf9zA.DtXkx4Wu22NAXcKw2y1FLC

[idle notch]

#roles

[waxen crow]

my game broken.

[quartz bay]

yea that just happens when doing long runs on switch

[waxen crow]

E E EEEEEEE

You hear the sound of your own bones breaking as metal parts crush you to death.

[blissful plank]

Wrong channel

[white quarry]

Shadow wizard money gang

Waitn’ fah console

[covert fiber]

🫃

[ebon bough]

That's kinda dumb because ror is still ve4y fun

[frail merlin]

We lost the pain champ

[pale mountain]

I would only recommend it on pc

[short iris]

Ngl I said the same for a different friend and told them to just wait for it to get fixed and the dlc, as incredible as the game is I don’t wanna put anyone through the same pain (also don’t wanna get them a good first impression with them clipping through the ground, multiplayer problems, stupid one shots, fucked in director)

[coral loom]

Days since the last update of console and waiting for the game to be fix: 659

Days since the DLC was released on PC: 463
(I will continue the counter)

[gray quarry]

That happened to my friend before

[gray quarry]

W

[lyric parrot]

black ops 3 got an update before console

6 new call of duties have released since bo3

do you know how ancient it is

[fluid rapids]

Number of days since we lost the real one Calvin : 3 days

[wintry ivy]

I wonder what the people at hopoo think about the progress for the dlc

[pale mountain]

nuffin

[lament sorrel]

finally got to eclips 2 as merc
the elites didn't spawn for the first time ever and im afraid

run was mid so i would have died if they spawned

[pale mountain]

Did you have tons of movespeed or somethin

[delicate canopy]

Enforcer is a super fun character

Has anybody else tried him out yet.

[fluid rapids]

Wrong channel

[gray quarry]

We lost a real one 😔

[pseudo kindle]

I remeber when i wished them a happy birthday 😢

[feral herald]

I tried him but didn't get far

But I only beat ror once and I still need to learn item stack mechanics

It's different than in ror2

[frail merlin]

I thought we had nothing left to lose

[short iris]

We can always go back to the ancient times and lose #ror2-console-discussion

I remember when this chat didn’t exist

[white quarry]

Check pins

When asked their opinion that was what bizz said

[short iris]

I didn’t remember it….

[white quarry]

#risk-of-rain-returns message that’s the full thing

[white quarry]

🫡

[quartz bay]

acrid plushie shipping update, so close yet so far

which will come out first sotv dlc on consoles or my acrid plushie

[white quarry]

They are detaining my plushes man

[royal beacon]

I'm coming for you straight man

[torn fossil]

fear

[hazy forge]

Catch me if you can

[brave bobcat]

I would sell my kidney for the dlc

[royal beacon]

My man's to slick to catch

[hazy forge]

I’m ballin too

[royal beacon]

Remember this and tell no one

[delicate canopy]

For?

Ror?*

I'm talking about ror2

I thought everyone played him on the console, bros op.

[feral herald]

Enforcer is a modded character that's only on PC

[fluid rapids]

thats is a mod for PC we cant even get mods on Console

[delicate canopy]

I don't have a pc

Idk what version y'all are using

[feral herald]

Unless you're talking about ror there is literally no enforcer in ror2

On console atleast

[torn fossil]

theyre either talking about loader or its 🎣

[delicate canopy]

Yeah it's bait

[feral herald]

Ah ok

[wintry ivy]

What is that like genuinely wtf

[hazy forge]

Mithrix

[wintry ivy]

Ew

That is gross

[proven quiver]

Penis

[wintry ivy]

Hate that too

[fading dragon]

YOOOO SOTV CONSOLE UPDATE IS OUT ‼️‼️ (don’t mind my silly joycons I tried to paint them and it didn’t go so well)

[void lintel]

how 🤣 🤣 🤣

[faint escarp]

I seem to have made a mistake and committed several war crimes

[jolly forum]

console discussion allowing off topic media is the

[faint escarp]

also, where the heck is the vields environment log?

[jolly forum]

under the map

[faint escarp]

is it guaranteed? it's not here and I don't have it yet.

[jolly forum]

i believe it despawns after 5 minutes

cinemraft rules

[faint escarp]

oh

ah, fair

[fading dragon]

dunno it just updated 😼

[faint escarp]

also I'm sad, I got 18 tougher times out of those warcrimes, but I could've had 20 because I accidentally grabbed 2 tri tipped daggers

I wanted 75% block chance

UHHHHHHHHH

I accidentally killed 5 wandering vagrants with one shot, I'm not supposed to be this strong

[faint escarp]

Aka Its ported

[covert gorge]

Wait actually

[faint escarp]

it's ported

[covert gorge]

Bruhhh

[faint escarp]

or mine would be trying to download it right now

[covert gorge]

Never gonna get ptw dlc 😦

[faint escarp]

it's not real unfortunately

I know, I know

[covert gorge]

Rorr gonna come out before dlc for console snd bug fixes

[faint escarp]

HAHAHAVRSHAKSN

[covert gorge]

They better have it bug fixed before console release because switch bugs go crazy

[faint escarp]

I just watched two void reavers, the most tanky enemy in the game aside from bosses, walk out of their portals then instantly die because I just existed.

I legit didn't touch them, they just took one step towards me then fucking died

🤣

[covert gorge]

Woohoo switch players finally get some love as it is rorr is releasing on the switch and steam before any other console

[faint escarp]

WOOOOOOOOOOO

finally we get quality of life

[covert gorge]

DLC COMING ON august 12th 2036, the heat death of the universe

[faint escarp]

wait, we got one thing everyone else don't for quality of life tho

[covert gorge]

Wat

[faint escarp]

toggling artificer's hover

every other console or PC has to hold the button like a nerd

[covert gorge]

YEAHHHHH

[faint escarp]

but we can't have railgunner or wungus

[covert gorge]

Wungus noooo wungussss wungus noooooooo

Or void fiend

[faint escarp]

OH SHIT THERE WERENT TWO VOID REAVERS THERE WERE FOUR!

[covert gorge]

Literally the most op character jn the game

[faint escarp]

okay, panic over, I killed them then escaped the instakill sore loser implosion

[covert gorge]

Kk

[faint escarp]

then I had to fight two od those dang ally worship units

time to get artifact of glass

[fading dragon]

nah I was being silly it’s steam link ran on switchroot

[faint escarp]

I CALLED IT THAT IT WAS FAKE!

[covert gorge]

Yeah i already know

[covert gorge]

You aint slick

[fading dragon]

[faint escarp]

question

is 75% block chance and enough firepower to take down the entire USA military enough to beat the trial of glass?

[covert gorge]

Nah get as much as possibel

[faint escarp]

I did

[covert gorge]

Get more

There can be never enough tougher times

[faint escarp]

I'm not going all the way to 60 teddy bears just to get 90% block chance

[covert gorge]

Yes get 60

[faint escarp]

and to get 100% I would need over 2,000

[covert gorge]

Its 1/10 chance to get hit

[faint escarp]

no, I will not.

[covert gorge]

Maybe

[faint escarp]

however, you forget, I have the BFG 9000

with two batteries

that took me like a minute and a half to do lol

[faint escarp]

HELP ME IM TOO STRONG

I'm playing captain, you know my tazer secondary

[covert gorge]

I genuinely cant i do not have access to my switch

[faint escarp]

I don't need literal help I want to explain

[covert gorge]

Alr alr

[faint escarp]

you know captain's taser secondary

[covert gorge]

Yea

[faint escarp]

I killed ten stone golem by shooting it once, help me

[covert gorge]

WHAT IS YOUR BUILD SEND IT

[faint escarp]

I PRACTICALLY HEAL FROM TAKING DAMAGE AND IT ALL GETS CONVERTED INTO SHIELD!

you gotta tap the image btw

[covert gorge]

AINT NO WAY THATS YOUR ACTUAL BUILD THAT IS LITERALLY PERFECT

WHAT STAGE

[faint escarp]

I'm using artifact of command with the artifacts of sacrifice and swarm, stage 11

[covert gorge]

Beuh

[faint escarp]

also, I idled for a good 30 seconds to make sure that Pic came out right, and was still at full health and shield

[covert gorge]

I know whats wrong with it, got too much soldier syrum in it

[faint escarp]

wrong

[covert gorge]

You also have 3 sets of bands

[faint escarp]

you can never have too many performance enhancing drugs

I only have three of kjaros, I have 5 of Runald's

[covert gorge]

33 YOU ARE WAY PAST OVERDOSING NOW

[faint escarp]

I NEED MORE!

one sec

[covert gorge]

Alr

[faint escarp]

tried to showcase the firespeed

and do you know why I got so many attack speed buffs?

the microbots blocking cooldown is based off your attack speed

HAHFGSKSBRHD I JUST KILLED 8 STONE GOLEMS BY GETTING HIT!

[faint escarp]

also yes I'm back

I LET THEM HIT ME AND IT KILLED THEM!

[covert gorge]

Bruh, the was meant for the meassage below

[faint escarp]

I officially love razorwire

it means when I get hit they get stabbed, die, and I get more shield back

[covert gorge]

I love performance enhancing drugs on my merc and captian

[faint escarp]

nice

okay

update

I physically cannot die

[covert gorge]

Im gonna play risk of rain two and get only performance enhancing drugs as a strat when i get back

[faint escarp]

unless I fuck up and walk directly into a dying void reaver

I physically cannot die

[covert gorge]

That my friend is a funny little thing called a god run and a stage 20 clay dunesrider can easily kill you

I hate those things

[faint escarp]

no, no it can't.

[covert gorge]

No trust me it can

[faint escarp]

I have been one shooting everything without even firing my weapon

[covert gorge]

Clay dunesriders are run killers

[faint escarp]

not for mean

me*

because I actually grab movement speed buffs

[covert gorge]

I would end the run at stage 15 before you just flat out die by being squished by gups

[faint escarp]

the only run killers for me rn are malachite.

[covert gorge]

Alr ima sleep it is 12:00 for me rn

[feral herald]

I want to spectate your games lol

[white quarry]

You gotta be dumb to die late game to a succy pot

Like standing on top of it and wondering why your health is -254 dumb

[faint escarp]

update, my run is now going so well that my game has to take a step back in consideration to take the damage I do into account

[faint escarp]

agreed

[haughty hull]

malachite's are fucking terrifying, you REALLY don't want to see them without guillotines, it's horrifying with the amount of hp they have

[faint escarp]

I'm playing captain

I have literally 101 soldier's syringes

[haughty hull]

SHOTSPEED RAAAGHHHH

does it shoot like a minigun

and what legendaries do you have?

[faint escarp]

it's all on that, though sorry about it being sideways

[faint escarp]

I have brilliant behemoth, the hammer, 5 clovers, and an aegis

and like 4k max health with 3k shield

[haughty hull]

artifact of sacrifice with captain?

[faint escarp]

yes

because I got bored and it turned out super OP

[faint escarp]

also, something I did not know, defensive microbots stop the void reaver's attacks and remove the malachite urchins

they don't stop the death explosion, but they stop the attacks

[haughty hull]

I'm sorry? seriously? void reaver's attacks is one of the only attacks I'm afraid of late game

[faint escarp]

the death implosion is the only one I truly fear

but the attacks are annoying

[haughty hull]

i never go near void reaver's for that reason lmao

[faint escarp]

and yeah, the microbots take out the void reaver's immobilization attacks

[faint escarp]

yeah one spawned behind me, died because of ukulele and I narrowly escaped

[haughty hull]

so far I've beaten mithrix on monsoon with commando and huntress, i think I'm just gonna go left to right because i am lazy

[faint escarp]

I do so much damage the game has to freeze for like a good 3 seconds to calculate the damage I'm doing

[haughty hull]

you play on switch right?

[faint escarp]

yeah

[haughty hull]

that makes sense then lmao

[faint escarp]

here's the thing

this is the first time its ever happened

do you know why I have so many clovers tho?

its actually for the only item drop they do influence, the elite aspect

[haughty hull]

artifact of command + sacrifice + i think swarms?

[faint escarp]

yep

[haughty hull]

i don't remember the icons of artifacts all too well

oh damn was i spot on?