#ror2-console-discussion
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Lol yea
at least we'd get a release date
Gearbox announcing on September 30th that sotv releases a day later on October the first
Solution: stop playing until mid Q4
plot twist: release date gets announced september a year from now
Wouldn't be surprised tbh
if theyre remaking the console code with the pc code as a template, then does that mean crossplay is a possibility
Yes
Besides how multiplayer works in risk of rain 2 is via host, not servers, so I see it very difficult for them to do crossplay.
ror2 looking for group posts on xbox are at an all time high of 7 rn
So has console been fixed at all recently?
So the fire stuff still doing high damage
Yes
The suncles chimera
Also ignore the fact I have saw equiped but have rebar out
And forgive me Fumo
Is the dlc on ps5 yet?
No
Moments before disaster:
Photoshop gaming
How goes it, console people?
Welcome to the waiting room
Waits faster
You like risk of rain2? Name every item
Bet
Oh no
Knowing the name of the item is harder than knowing what it does
Eh, kinda
Amogus crystal 

The dlc port is real!
gup
Guilty gear strive is coming to Xbox series X and S,
Anyone know dlc drop date?
#other-games exists, you know that right?
Let console people cope smh
Itās better than coping
Nah, it's not
Well I donāt judge people
But this channel is for discussing RoR2's console port, not games other RoR2
I'm just saying that is not what this channels intended purpose is
Still doesnāt mean coping is better
Yeah, the hype got me.
destroying the evidence
Have you heard of the hit game Among Us?
Based
game pass or????
Spring 2023
Yes, it will be in the game pass
Do not worry simply play a character and become monkey
based
The dlc is real!
What makes you think that
As someone who played sotv, I can confirm it's not real
Yeah, we've been pranking you guys. We made it all up.
knew it
half of the month has passed and no release date
the longer we have to wait for the date the more i feel like it will be delayed again
Feel? I know it's gonna get delayed again
At this point it would be less annoying to go buy a laptop that can run ror2 and buy it there
Yeah but i am not a: play games in a PC/laptop kind of guy, i use my laptop for work and console to play videogames and besides risk of rain 2 is not the only game in the world.
What if I'm poor!!!
There is good free games.
just go download Fortnite or something 

Actually since they put the no building mode Fortnite became fun.
building in Fortnite isn't balanced, never has been
you shoot a motherfucker once and in the blink of an eye they built the Burj Khalifa
and also just isn't fun to play against even if you also speed build to counter them
(this is coming from someone who has been playing the game since Season 5)
Yeah, i played Fortnite on the season 4 and i remember that i shoot to a dude and he started to build a fricking skyscraper and i was like:
....... Well...... This is not my game.
I remember Chapter 2 started, and that's mainly when I fell off Fortnite and didn't touch it at ALL for a couple years
I only recently have been trying to get back into it
out of pure curiosity for the current state of the game
hey guys when dlc is coming? for consoles
We have no idea
Between October and November, this month is going to be announce the realese date.
yay
That's the assumption, but it could be delayed again
I doubt that it will get delayed again.
Anything's possible, just saying
Let me Hopium okey....
Existence is pain
Where is my stupid port, huh?
I want it right now
- a Risk of Rain 2 haiku
But just think how much turrets suffer in ror2
they donāt suffer, they get so many hugs! every second!
Why don't you guys try asking suncles directly
I think he said before that they're just waiting for Gearbox, with the release date
Turrets? More like armed dispensers
When
Well, when Gearbox
I cant wait for the void dlc and update
When did he say THAT
I hope with the update we get cross platform play but idk if that'll happen
streams lol
Ah cool the things I haven't been able to watch at all
^
Risk of waiting 2
Fr
The update is coming when one piece is finish
So, never?
Aight sick
Wait I have a theory maybe the one piece is just the console dlc
3 letters: d l c?
BOIS WE GOIN ON AN ADVENTURE TO FIND THE ONE DLC
We are coping so hard
d4c
Console will be the same type of stand as pc
In an alternate dimension, Console Risk of Rain 2 has the dlc and PC players have stopped playing altogether
Silskong confirmed for playstation lesgooooooo
THE DLC
THE DLC IS REAL
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
SO HIGH
No.
the dlc was never real to begin with
The DLC was the friends we made along the way.
true
My coping friends
How's it going console comrades
Well Iām not playing ror2 so Iām having it great
same
Only part of the DLC we're getting is the L
again, the dlc is a hoax created by pc users who learned really really good video editing
they are spreading misinformation

it is half way through september and no dlc release date
,_, i want play survivors of The void
You're only getting the void part
Photos taken moments before disaster
You are fine, you are playing range mercenary.
No my game just stopped loading after i entered the teleporter
Ok
Ooh bird
Ror2 discussion
just donāt walk into a fire elite beetle, itās that simple
Finally something that perfectly describes my opinion on this
maybe it's overblown sometimes
but othertimes there just isn't any other term to describe what is going on but "Skill issue/Skissue"
the punishment for walking near things usually isn't instant death
We are playing personal space simulator with blazing enemies.
Ever got overwhelmed by an army of wisps that just play tennis with you?
nah
Happened to me today
i mean, itās not very good
you can just talk to people over discord using xbox, and thatās it
they should definitely have a discord app, and at least allow screen sharing
ooo so that's what discord integration with xbox does.....
Now when does PlayStation get Discord?
it semi already has it
you can link your ps4 account to ps4
Console players remembering that the dlc was a pc exclusive (it isnāt, they just have dementia and forgot that itās not an exclusive)
The dlc is not real, you have been in a coma for 40 years, please we miss you
šļø
What's this emerald block doing here
Real pic of Gabbos grandpa
us console boys should unionize
If the dlc sucks I'm making a petition to boycott this game
We console are one but stadia doesnāt count
š¤®
Where rebuild update
Where sex update? Beatle Guard looking caked up š©
Stfu
I've been waiting for 2 years for that update to get rid of the glitches on console
You can't access commencement without having to deal with a squad of 3 flying chimeras, sometimes red items won't spawn after killing the Solus on Siren's call
You will enjoy the DLC, its great
Anything handled by gearbox should be taken with a grain of salt
Gotta love getting to the commencement, only to be wiped by a horde of Overloading flying chimeras
This is the part where I
"kinda"
it IS
@sweet edge
Mans gonna get his image permissions taken away
Rales#3487 was banned
Thanks
What i get pinged for?
Hmm I also got pinged
pinging the moderator role while having notifcations on for a specific channel seems to do that
Console players are the true survivors of the void
Yes
Risk of waiting 2 survivors of console
should I aim for the preon chest every run?
No
oki
I feel like medkit is most of the time only good on Rex
Nah I think medkit is good on all character and Iām to much of a masochist to even use medkit on Rex
Understandable

NOOOO-

Being a internet mod for free is pretty uncool
Become a irl mod and beat people you don't like up

O
Xbox lfg dead rn, is mercenary worth it?
Yes, every survivor is worth it.
Getting new mic on the 20th
Ok
That's your scariest pfp yet
Is the warm for life challange bugged?
no, but its weird
Ive done everthing i read online and ive died like 8 times with thr debuff
might be the counter itself, check your stats
Even if it is its not like there is a way to fix it. Just would have to hope.
I am crying of joy right now.š„²
Yo I know this is not the right chat but anyone want to do a few runs?
I can't right now, I'm almost going to sleep and I feel exhausted from playing metal Hellsinger, sorry.
All right itās cool just nobody is ever on you know?
I know just i needed to write it.
Yea
is fun like it random
It's real fun, it's like the only way me and my buddy play
The last time I did that was when we all died to 4 overloading worms except our artificer wanna guess what happened to that artificer
Did she get wormed

No he survived and took like 20 min to kill all those worm and died next stage

I'm still looking for 2 more regular players to hang out with
Is it just me or why do command player think they are skilled
Because every game is a good run

Those arrogant command player they always think they are the best and deserve most item
I played with one before and they kept dying immediately so I was running around at the end of each stage collecting like 40 crowbars as the loader
Well itās been a time since Iāve seen a command player they couldnāt endure the waiting for sotv
I can't wait for it
I unlocked every item except for the one where I have to die 3 times from fire
How do I set myself on fire

Oooo
Good idea
Itās time to fight fire with fire
I tried playing with the honor artifact on and standing next to some blazing beetles but it didn't work
I donāt even remember how I got it maybe I got it when I played chaos
I don't know how I don't have it
I feel like I've burnt to death multiple times
So hoopoo think the fire is to weak
So how's that dlc myth going yall?
The dlc is in the abyss
Why are you looking for the sun in the abyss?
not since the incident

I don't even like dark souls
Fear not, the copium, my friend. And let the feast begin.
I took it on pc anyway so yeah
I just wish I could play on my switch from time to time and kill mithrix there
¿Por qué buscas el sol en el abismo?
im so glad the dlc finally came out im having so much fun with it on my ps5
I see some people are becoming delusional
what do you mean, i love playing SOTV right after i completed silksong and am enjoying the fact that there is not a single bug
I really liked playing the DLC after the new chess update came out
I enjoyed the dlc after Titanfall 3 released
I cant wait to play gta 6 after im done with the dlc
I'm enjoying dlc after mother 4 released
Whelp, I've found my new favorite channel
I'm still mad at stadia for existing
the fuck is gearbox doing
What if they add cross-platform play in the update?
2 shaped glass merc run here we go
I love playing Risk of Rain 2: Survivors of The Void on my Nintendo Switch with no major bugs after I completed Hollow Knight: Silksong and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
and maybe actual local multiplayer while at it
Gamin
True
I prefer this
Facts
Anyone know when survivors of the void is coming to ps i forgot
Feb 30th
wouldnāt be surprised tbh
it should be announced soon or delayed again
If it delayed again i swear to god this is getting sad at this point
Its been delayed a good 2 times
Just play d2 bro lol
Found the date
Didnt change
So this month or next month
hopefully, i think the community manager said something about the release date at some point in this channel
Yea i think your right
Based
No switch date?
Not yet
I feel like a housewife waiting for her husband to return from the war
you have a 50% chance to get the dlc now but a 50% chance to get it delayed again would you risk it
besides for even more of your time
Waiting is what we do best
Risk of Rain 2: Survivors of the Waiting Time
No cool game are on the market rn for console
we have 12 jrpgs and farming games
I guess
What
Boo
b
Poo
b
b?
b.
b
b
Breathtaking
Still no date
b!
b
Lame
b
Go back to reality thereās is no update is just a joke hoopoo made so console would stop complaining
Thereās is no longer any hope for console
Donāt worry guys Iām sure once hopoo releases their next ror2 dlc console will be delayed again

REMEMBER WHAT IS SAID
LAST DAY OF THE MONTH
TO GIVE US A RELEASE DAY OF THE LAST DAY OF NEXT MONTH
Your pfp is terrifying
I've played RoR1, and i just don't find it very fun to play
Play acrid on ror1 it's great
Ror1 the malding
šļø
i asked the community manager in the stream it is coming out
always trolled by the monday announcements
i did
same
False. It will never come out, he was just pranking you
Every day my doubt become stronger
They got us good
Don't worry there is a 50% chance that it is announced every day
The chance of it being delayed again grows larger every day
No it can't be delayed again please
I am going to crucify Gearbox if SOTV gets delayed again
"degenerates like you belong on a cross!" -Caesar's Legion soldier
Can confirm, I was the soldier
Can confirm, I was the cross
Can confirm, I was the belong
Can confirm, I was the degenerate.
Will we ever get this dlc on console?
No
soon
No, we won't get it at all
have some faith
No
What's the point in waiting for something that might not even be worth it
I'm trying to hold out hope, the base game has just gotten so boring and dull for me, i want some new stuff to spice it up
iāve been beaten so badly that i no longer have any interest in ever really playing the game again, dlc or not. i am so done with the state the game is in that i have simply moved on to other games and not ever looked back. the only reason why iām still here is for the community, which is actually pretty nice ngl
I always have hope.
And this happen.
Someone called me and when I came back to play I didn't remember that i activated the teleport and well I didn't react in time.
JAJAJAJAJA
Instadeath by fire trail, not even a chance.
I didn't get mad because i forgot that i activated the teleport and i always run away so this doesn't happen.
When the new version of the game comes out will it be a fresh wipe or will progress transfer
Probably a wipe
Your progress will not be deleted after the update.
Thank you and that's great
At this point I donāt even think ima buy the dlc lol
I don't know if I'm gonna play much more of the game without the dlc, it just feels so dull and repetitive now, i need the dlc to spice it up
The bugs make the unexpected happen 
I would never quess I would die to a glacial beetle and fire beetle combo
The only reason why I don't play the game more is because of the bugs. That and knowing tbe dlc is right there and that I can't play it yet
I feel that
If I was still stuck in console hell I wouldn't play the game nearly as much as I do now
But hey what does gearbox care about active players on not-the-main platforms!

Anyone on ps5? I need help beating the main game my psn is boombooman99
Main game?
At least the one piece is real
I doubt that it is
The one piece is real!
Let me join
the dlc comes out when titanfall 3 does
Heyho, me and my friend can't connect on xbox. Nat is open, cant get into character selection lobby together. Any idea what we could do?
oh man that's a bummer š¦ any release date for the update yet?
I want Titanfall 3, but EA is too greedy so they're having Respawn focus on Apex instead of making a new Titanfall
This month is going to be announce the realese date, it will be between October and November.
My doubt is growing
Wtf, i got ping with weird numbers and letters in the message.
The pc player is getting to you
just curious idk if it has been confirmed or denied but what if risk of rain becomes crossplay when the dlc drops for console
No
idk whats taking so long just to get a date i mean we are already halfway through the month and nothing
i hope we still get the dlc discount that pc got when it eventually comes out
2 thirds of the month š¦
We will
cant believe we been waiting since march
Ye
Looking back at all those fallen comrades who couldnāt wait
Same
I lost interest on terraria by the time it came
the queen of england died before the risk of rain 2 dlc released on console
get a group of friends to play it with
1.4.4 releases soon
K
trust me, a group of good friends is all you need
i could not start a solo run but itās very fun with friends
K
i see this isnāt going anywhere
Yea
i recently started playing it again whenever it got updated for console, got to early hardmode but stopped playing
I find early hardmode the time I start getting into it
pirate invasion fucking hurt
Ye
but once you get your first good weapon and down a mech boss you get in to it again
Ye
i despise terrariaās endgame
pillars are hell
wait no way terraria is just like ror2
you clear 4 pillars to fight a ruler from the moon

Only if you could skip them like in ror2
iām mainly using onyx blaster, i donāt want to get daedalus because i get it every single playthrough
celestial sigil
BASED INDIVIDUAL
onyx blaster superiority
oh and shadow flame bow
I use the gun drop from wall of fleash
i donāt even bother with hardmode goblin army
Fucking blessed
What's everybody's opinion on the Zapinator?
clockwork got nerfed to hell ngl, used to use it till plantera but itās not fun for me anymore
It has simular dps to the mega shark and works up to plantera
it can at least take you to golem
i should try getting the uzi once i play ranger again
my past 2 playthroughs have been ranger i need a break from that class lol
Summoner with a gun
same here
summoners donāt exist
dies
summoner is fun now because of whips
Dogshit take
I used to play and love the Terraria Calamity mod, I played it for hundreds of hours and I even bought the Devourer of Gods mousepad that I still use as I'm writing this. However, I went back to vanilla since then and enjoyed it more, mainly because of Whips and Summoner in general. Speaking of that, I've always looked forward to Calamity portin...
Im not clicking that
back to ror2 before i get a 2 week ban for not talking about ror2 
im gonna miss the insane knockback
I got banned for 2 months for an off topic post
š
Sir yes sirš
console bugs aren't that bad
besides for diablo strike not hitting allies that needs to be fixed asap
But do you enjoy the bugs like me
3rd/4th delay now woohoo
Oh come on
ruh roh
Cool, I'll be having my refund now
I have given up
"The community set a high bar" Literally all we want is for our version of the game to not be riddled with bugs šæ
I understand taking time to create a proper product but high bar WHO??
damn feelsbadman for console andys
The L
i bet most people who have been waiting for the dlc havent even gotten to eclipse 8
do something else while you wait
Any good times i have had with the game have been completely soured
How should that be pinned on US
This wouldnt be half as bad if there was some kind of comunication but there isnt
Literally we just want the dlc that doesn't happen to have 1 thousand large bugs
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I FUCKIN KNEW IT
Dumbass Hopoo games
Pc's going to be screwing around with Chef and we're going to step in their fire trail and die
I'm gonna cry
blame gearbox, theyāre the one making the port
Feels like gearbox doesnt want hopoo tƓ communicate with the console crowd
Blowing up gearbox headquarters
Gearbox incompetence moment
We should get stage aesthetic mod built into the game as an apology
tbf if we do get it sooner it will have somehow even more bugs than we have currently
Worth
true dat but it is what is
No, it'll ruin the atmosphere of the game
Stage aesthetic mod being built into the game would probably drive sales through the roof
it is what it is, not what it should be
yep
hopoo is gonna have the next DLC ready by the time SoTV comes out on consoles smh
I mean at least itās almost confirmed that sotv isnāt gonna be the only dlc
š
Gonna quit this game
I stand by my opinion that the devs shouldn't rush out a buggy update, but I won't lie when I say that this sucks hard
Play devil may cry
The ability to be disabled would be needed as well if that were the case, but I don't think that waiting an extra 2 years for that tiny graphics increase is worth it
Poor š
Gearbox hate us.
They don't say anything and all of the sudden, PUFF another delay.
Seriously WTF, i never got mad by the delayed updates but i hate when they don't say anything and they hope that we stay with a big smile.
.
I am sorry but i have to write this.
it's not hopoo making the console port, gearbox is working on it
Super depresso
Okay but purple stages
iāve lost all hope
A super small team of novice developers could probably make the entire game and dlc by the time gearbox has a good yield
When did SOTV release on PC again?
i donāt care just give it to me with all the bugs
iām just personally glad that the developers at gearbox (even if theyāre the scapegoats around here) are not overworking themselves and guaranteeing a good update
Oh yeah, I know. Just generalizing
March?
March š„²
I would condone the abuse of gearbox employees if it means I get to consoom earlier
March 1, 2022
Have to keep track of the year now I guess...
march 1st
Tbh I had to wait almost an entire year for the massive Isaac dlc on console, Iām sure I can do this
Bro I was so hyped from the fact that 'There'll be info on SOTV this month!!!' but it turned out to be another delay
If they just stop lying to us
imo developing video games for most AAA developers is one of the worst jobs in the world
Same
I am beginning to lose my sanity
THey should have just been upfront
Marvel vfx worker*
I thought it was gonna be release date
The thing is, Isaac wasn't a buggy mess before the update/dlc.
hows it going my fellow console discussers
MORE LIES
Dying
MASSIVE L
why do i ever get my hopes up for anything anymore
it all just fucking comes crashing down
True, it literally only got worse when we finally got repentance
hopoo never lied they just underestimated the amount of time it would take to basically rebuild their entire game from the ground up which i will not at all fault them for
at least they didnt release it half baked like every other console release thus far
a better day will come my friend, and either way itās a damn delay for the console port of a video game
aināt that bad
i would have rathered they delayed it more on any of the previous console releases
haha i wish
man wtf is gearbox doing
I really liked this game too...
How tonedeaf can you bê tÓ announce that news are coming up only tÓ bê a delay?
We know but why gearbox doesn't communicate anything while we are waiting.
PC SoTV got communication every month and we console every year.
thats messed up
ooh okay yeah nvm i see where the frustration is coming from
I was literally about to make a folder for "memes when the DLC date is announced"
no communication is big
BRUH HAHAHAHA 
Gearbox = shittiest company ever??? not a scam???? real??????
The big problem is that there's zero communication
yeah
console players when the update gets delayed so that it isnāt like every previous terrible update theyāve had to play on for years
Honestly Iām 99% sure the dev team is more upset about this than we are
Weāre used to it while they probably feel awful about having to tell us again
That's it
I am gonna enter a medically induced coma until the release
I really believe they sre
6 months
man I wonder what the current build of console sotv looks like
if that's what it takes to fix it, i'm all for it but goddammit you can't just expect us to brush it off like nothing
The delay is the smallest of the problems.
imagine if suncles recorded gameplay of current console sotv
true
āAlright team weāve finally managed to get 2 void items in the gameā
I moreso mean like the bugs and shit
imagine if it's shit like
Iām pretty sure theyāve only barely gotten rid of their own mess
"viend corrupted m2 is replaced with arrow rain if you pick up hooks of heresy"
someone make a meme with uncle grandpa pointing a gun into his mouth but it's commando
Honestly remove double knockback and double blazing damage and Iāll play the game
that's what I think, how the heck is SoTV progressing on consoles, that's why I say: I hate that they don't say anything for a long time.
quality takes time, as is displayed by the last two major console updates
@ruby timber so will it still be Q4 orrrrrrr?????
the bugs arent that bad, besides for diablo strike not hitting allies
Yea. If they were comunicating How things are going this wouldnt sick so much
cuz they didn't even bother including a new estimated period
If we had just gotten
they truly don't know shit about how long it'll take
I don't complain about the delay for a better product, i complain because the miscommunication.
disappointed fans 3 times already for the dlc alone
someone said it already but we might get a new dlc accouncement before consoles get SoTV Sadge
I'm mostly mad because this news came out of nowhere
fair i guess but it isnāt even october yet
so much for "console and pc parity"
that is literally what they are working towards
Thatās probably why itās taking so long tbh
they didn't even apologize for yet again more bad news in that tweet post š
They arenāt even done with pc yet
I know but we need to know how the progress is looking like, like i said PC got news every month and we don't get anything just: WAIT.
i know, it's good that they're taking more time to make sure it's not a buggy mess but... it's a lot of time
this would be appreciated actually
idk
Gearbox fucked their game so tremendously Hoopo had to remake it AND the dlc
The most information we ever got out of Hoopo
Is that the game is being remade
true true
Best mod
based on the stream yesterday it seemed like even hopoo wasn't entirely sure about what was going on in gearbox
...... Gearbox..... Why.....
Gearcocks
gearbox more like shartbox
if we got any information every like, 2 months that would be cool
No I did not laugh at that, Iām not laughing you are
Im used tƓ console being left in the dust in other games but this is really depressing
Hell any info
payday 3
At least with Payday 2 that Said there would bĆŖ no more updates in console
Real
Gearbox after delaying the update again due to even more procrastination
yeah.
yikes
fucking aids communication
I'd bĆŖ Very interested in seeing If hopoo could give some kind of statement about that
Gabbo you're PC right?
inb4 gearbox hasnt even started working on it
bruh Overwatch 2 is about to come out before this DLC comes out
console sotv gets pushed back to q4 2026
Thatās incredibly sad
It absolutely will
Itās looking like that will be the case
doesn't know how long it'll take to fix the issues and add DLC on top
still gives the players a release period
fails to meet the release period of releasing it with pc
delays it to like may/june
fails to meet that deadline too
delays it to the end of the year
fails to meet that deadline too
delays it to god-knows-when, doesn't apologize, doesn't explain, blames it on the community for setting high expectations when all they want is a PLAYABLE version of the game
stays vague about the delay and when we could expect to get the DLC
Nice going Gearbox
I was a Switch player for a while
I'm crying, this is so sad
I know this feeling all too well and it still pisses me off
Gearbox momen
When dlc finally drops I might buy it on my ps4 just so it actually runs
I've been an optimist about this but
Grief is a response to death, relationship breakdowns, divorce and other forms of loss. Understanding the 7 grief stages can help with the healing process.
same
As much as I'm all for games and DLC's being delayed for the best thing possible to be released from it, it's normally when it's a whole thing for every platform
this is dogshit
it seems weve passed anger and reached the bargaining stage
STFU
certified gearbox moment
:c
At least we know that the new release date will be Late Q4.

nope scratch that were still at anger
inb4 it gets pushed back again after that
Can we get stage aesthetics built into the port or at least cross play
Mix of anger, sadness and dissapointment
That is why the 
some person: hey when is DLC coming out?
us: uh....we don't fucking know at this point
Yep
they could have started with that back in march
what do we respond with now?
since this is literally what it has been looking like for months
When the console update coming?
A: Yes.
"E-mail gearbox I guess" in everyone's names
A: maybe.
Petition to change all of your names to "E-mail Gearbox I guess"
call gearbox
find their phone number
fuck it I'm down
deliver a pipe bomb to their mailbox
There is an idea of a Survivors of the Void port; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real port: only an entity, something illusory. And though you can hope for your console update, and you can listen my delay and feel anger filling you and maybe you can even sense our release dates are probably lies... I simply am not going to come out.
bro I wanted to make a meme about this fucking DLC on console and specifically about the release date that was supposedly going to be announced this month but now it's all fucking ruined
by the time it does come out
I think the launch really is gonna flop
more time hyping it up and more time waiting= exponentially higher expectations
dont worry you can do it next year
This isn't an elden ring delay moment
hopefully it wont be a buggy mess smile
joon
This is a silksong delay moment
remember when they said the console update will release at the same time as pc sotv
joon
Shaking and crying rn
Good joke.
Is that a fucking joke
didnt silksong get a release date of 2028 at one point or was that fake
I'm gonna shake someone
AYO i remember this game
joon
...not a game
fuckin
they made a game similar to this
What was it called again
real steel?
it got changed to TBA it was feb 2028 at one point
Real Steel is honestly quite incredible
no 2028
true
also what's that meme where the guy is aging really fast
probably sifu
its a mechanic
that's a game not a meme
idk there's steam threads about it and i remember seeing it getting posted all over the place lmao
This?
I mean same idea but no not that one
but like by the time DLC comes out for console
console players on their way to play sotv
every console player is gonna be ashes in a urn
(remember dont go too off topic)
grrr me angry gearbox delay console update
Console players finding literally any other game
Mods will warn you at the slightest hint of being off topic
max steel pog
caption this with console coming out with pc, coming out a bit after pc, coming out q4 2022 and coming eventually
get a PC honestly 
and then go buy ultrakill
good luck brother
Alright, i will do it later.
delay, I'm fine with it but damn bruh I just wanna play the dlc
Fake*
New skill unlocked! "Stop caring"
It aint
Aight, time to have my brief optomistic segment.
If we're in luck and the console rebuild works, ports of any future stuff (if there is more planned for ror2) will likely be easier to make
Jrueā¦
Though, we all know the track record 
What is fish
one can only cope
I hope it'll have more updates and faster dlc but hopefully it wont be absolutely busted
if its q4 then why isnt it out yet dont they make like more than 100 dollars??
4 quarters are 1 dollar
My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for gearbox employees. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on gearbox employees. I want no gearbox employees to escape
well then how will we get the update
due to some issues I will have to remove my original post
(absolutely carrying them)
I will resend the meme shortly
sorry for the inconvenience
Gearbox employees after spending all their business days lighting up in their office
Sir?
I dont wanna think about it
1st March would be poetic
I wanna sleep
Back where it began
I'm distraught
Ruin
bargaining
great movie tho ngl
No roles L
What is a delay and why does console have so many of them
Because gearbox hate us.
OOOOOOOPS FORGOT TO CAPTION THIS VERSION HAHA SILLY FUCKING ME
fuck me this went so horribly wrong
risk of rain has become my own personal Half-Life 3
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE DELAY WHAT THE ACTUAL MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
Nah its funnier without the caption
WHAT
Boots up dmc4
you get both
I had to make it pg enough to send it here
Welcome to reality.
I also had to edit it so it had enough ror2 stuff in it
Just cover it with the dlc image
I kinda already did that didn't I
The console dlc really is half life 3
if I expanded the dlc image it could have been either version
Iām glad I got it on pc although it was for like $30 when I got the console version for like $5
They know
I got the console version for 30 šæ
I got risk of rain 2 and 1 for 30.
I got it on disc at wal mart so it was cheaper
then I had to buy the game again on pc šæ
I didnāt want to wait for it to be on sale when the dlc first came out so I splurged a lot
I refunded beamng drive for it lol
I am going to rebeat metal Hellsinger to release stress.
I will listen to Revelations 13-1 whilst playing Fall Guys
Fuck em
WE KNOW
big sadge
And don't you copium addicts fucking tell me i'm in the wrong
They're fucking with us
its more gearbox than hopoo
Hoopo is probably just as mad at Gearbox as we are
Fuck the whole lot
Celestial levels of coke
they could never be mad at their publishers
or reprimand them
or demand shit
remember that in this business money > everything else
Apolocheese
so far risk of rain 2 and the dlc have been succesfull so they see no rush for consoles
they can't do anything about Gearbox except mald silently
I'm just throwing punches wildly
we haven't
Scroll up lol
Too much work
console will get dlc 1 when dlc 2 is out on pc
just never raise your expectations above knee level
Who are we kidding
@ruby timber Console update when
We get dlc 1 when pc gets an overhaul, DLC 2 and 3, and a blowjob under the table for being pc players

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Yes
I agree
can you ask gearbox for an apology for console players š¤
Sotv should be free for people who already have the game on consoles at this point
Fr
If i gotta pay i aint buying
No amount of fake apologies will make me forgive this shit
i had a mental breakdown when my friend in a vc reminded me gearbox is also publishing hyper light breaker
We should steal gearboxs' pcs to play the dlc
So true
no i'm talking about hyper light breaker not hyper light drifter
What is a hyper light breaker
90% discount at the least tbh
Anybody here watched Edgerunners?
Damn
I plan to
frick you for beefing with HLD
Which song?
AYYYY
It's been in my fucking head on loop
:(
Me
No sleeping dog will ever be as good as sleeping cats
Oh wait that's a video game
Might look into it, big thankies
joon
joon
Words can not express how bad i feel right now, so I hope some memes can. I'll make them eventually
https://youtu.be/drv3ZRdbFA4 I came back just to out this here and leave again

K Iām not waiting anymore, it was fun while it lasted
joon 2: the joonening
are you being serious right neow?

