ror2-bug-reports-console

[paper saddle]

No

Not anymore they fixed that exploit

You actually lose them now

[willow sandal]

oh well seams that switch never had that bug... 💔

[paper saddle]

Oh rip

[willow sandal]

stupid wiki

switch also does not have the tougher times clover bug ether -.-

[void stone]

It used to

[paper saddle]

Man wtf why can dunestriders succ multiple times

I thought they just did it once for the whole fight cause balancing

[void stone]

Lol

[paper saddle]

Newt is actually trolling, only selling garbage

For the last 5 or 6 bazars bruh

[paper saddle]

Enough for today the game isnt cooperating

[paper saddle]

Newt officially cring

[azure elm]

that and engineer is pretty fun imo

[upper talon]

Rejuvenation rack isnt working

[ancient robin]

So. You're new here?

Also my pfp is from the superior rhythm game

[kindred ivy]

Man, i haven't played vib ribbon in years

[ancient robin]

Damn

I'd reccomend you emulate it as copies go for over 100 bones

[upper talon]

Yes

[paper saddle]

Some more console bugs for your enjoyment

[pearl mauve]

And t h a t is even missing some bugs, such as
-Acrid cannot be controlled during a leap
-Meathook always shoots out all possible hooks instead of 1 per enemy
-Mercenary's slicing winds doesn't always apply exposed
-Not really a bug bug Captain's beacon selections are reversed from what would be expected (ZL/LT/L2 for the second selection)

[paper saddle]

Ah thats why, I thought I needed more movespeed to have some controll during acrids jump or something

[pearl mauve]

Yeah I got the game on switch after 1.0 so I thought stuff like that was just normal, I never noticed anything other than stationary carbonizers before coming to the server

Not really, I've only been here for like a month and got the turret right before that

[paper saddle]

29th

[paper saddle]

Im fighting a hella buggy mithrix

Instead of doing the slam every like 15% missing health or domething he foes it like every less then 5% I dunno

He easily slammed 20 times in first phasr while barely getting damage in between

In 3rd phase he randomly lost like 80% health (Im not that strong) and then proceeded to also to 5 or 6 slamms with big spinny while he had like 20% or less health

Prolly gonna die in last phase now cause I couldnt get any ranged equip at all and he has 4 atgs and 3 perforators

Also he was afk at the start again until I ran towards him

And his pistol attack speed is crazy right now even tho I think I didnt even have 2 syringes

I think the whole fight is broken rn

I doubt I can win this in melee range this is absurd

Wow i actually won that

Luckily no atg went off I got hit twice in some strange way again

I was above his head when he did the orb slam and took like a scratch that almost did nothing again (this can proc his items tho)

Which I dont understand if I actually got hit that move shouldve basically oneshot me so wtf is that even

Over here writing exams again

[ripe fjord]

out of curiosity, is anyone here gonna buy the halo infinite campaign?

[void stone]

Switch players have been waiting for...

249 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
234 days since Sundered Grove on PC
93 days since Content Update March on PC
50 days since the update was announced for June for console players
25 days into June without the update
3 days since Xbox ans Ps4 got a release date

Basically:

Switch players have gone 249 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
234 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
50 days without any news on the June update

[void stone]

Did anyone ever encounter this... thing? Newt started using Tougher Times out of nowhere lol

https://twitter.com/gabbo_verde_YT/status/1408384467597549573?s=19

Gabbo Verde (@gabbo_verde_YT)

Why is he using the tougher times I just traded away? #riskofrain2 #ror2 #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/1hKYmVX6HG

Twitter · Jun 25, 2021, 11:19 AM

[errant cosmos]

The one where the sticky bomb rapidly procs can and most likely will crash you if you have sentient meat hook

[void stone]

Ice elites are also wonky

[errant cosmos]

Switch noises intensifies

[gritty igloo]

Its a void field bug, if monsters get teddies, all "Non enemies" will still have them

[ancient robin]

That explains the Eggs getting bears

[void stone]

Is that another console thing

[inland dune]

Probably

[paper saddle]

It is

(Bottom half)

[void stone]

Speaking of water, I don't think it's invisible on switch

[paper saddle]

Yea

I dont even remember where there is water normally

Its definetly there on wetlands at least

[void stone]

It's there on rallypoint too

Pretty sure commencement has some puddles too

[ancient robin]

Nah it is

Its fine on Wetland Aspect

[void stone]

[paper saddle]

Pretty sure its there on rallypoint yea

Not sure about commencement I dont even remember where theres normally water on that stage

[exotic ridge]

Rally point has a lake on one side

[void stone]

A whole fucking ocean

[limber star]

bruh

how does this even happen

i'm switching to pc, fuck this

[void stone]

Lmao

[errant cosmos]

Rip

[void stone]

I mean tbh if I had the option to I'd switch in .1 seconds

[errant cosmos]

I wish my computer could handle risk but it’s a fuckkng potato

Potato life

[exotic ridge]

Still, potato’s can run it at really bad graphics

[paper saddle]

My pc cant even do that

As soon as some enemies gather the fps go down the drain

[void stone]

Speaking of shit computers
I bought ror2 on steam cuz summer sale but can't play it 👍

[limber star]

the fact is i have a pc that can run it but not everyone has one of those which puts console/switch players at natural disadvantages

[void stone]

So you play with friends?

[limber star]

i have some friends with pc, some with scattered console versions

[paper saddle]

I tried it on steam but refunded it cause yea potato I guess

[void stone]

I feel that

[glacial hare]

It has no effect on gameplay, but anyone else get a ‘the whirring is getting louder’ message when the game first loads in?

[void stone]

Idk about "when the game first loads" in but I know that if you die on siren's call the message shows up on stage 1

[paper saddle]

Huh thats weird

[errant cosmos]

SWOON

Idk if anyone has ever said this on bug reports, but ever since I picked up this game (some time between artifacts and 1.0) whenever I’d go to choose an item using the artifact of command, my character would jump, so I switched my jump & interact. Anyone else?

[willow sandal]

any news or even a "soon"?

[void stone]

For switch? Lemme check

[void stone]

Nothing for switch but it's 33% off on steam

[willow sandal]

-.-

[void stone]

I bought it in case I get to upgrade

[willow sandal]

lucky -.- even if i could play on pc switch is the only comfy place i could play.. 💔

[void stone]

Ay man nothing is set in stone for that hypothetical upgrade
I might be stuck as a console sufferer for more months to come

[willow sandal]

why cant switch get cool stuff like a metriod cross over...

[void stone]

Bruh

[willow sandal]

what?

[void stone]

We ain't stadia

[willow sandal]

stadai paid extra money for content they got timed exsclusivity

[void stone]

Ye

[willow sandal]

but we still could get premotional crossovers if hopoo/gearbox put even a little effort

[paper saddle]

Lets go E8 merc win

But it was braindead af luck

If I had lost with that rng I might aswell have uninstalled

-Tesla from chance shrine, 3 random teddies, a runalds band, transcendence in bazar after stage 1
-another runalds and more teddies stage 2 and another transcendence from a lunar pot + some other good commons
-capacitor stage 3 + another runalds
-decent commons + Dios from simping unit

• scrapper + Atg printer also a red printer with shattering (although I didnt use it) also 2 more runalds bands + decent greens

Ended up with 10 Atgs (could've printed 2 more forgot to scrap the 2 guillotines from tp boss with mountain shrine)
Also printed 3 ukuleles in commencement (could've been 4 forgot to scrap a gasoline)

Mithrix randomly got oneshot by capacitor in phase 3 so I didnt experience a single big spinny

Just checked capacitor Atg critted him for 162k

https://drive.google.com/file/d/150cnXLG2XMycZ7Y7I3GBecFappNDlurR/view?usp=drivesdk

The oneshot

[exotic ridge]

Can I still spam JOON here, or since the announcement has it become a no?

[paper saddle]

You can spam SWOON now

[ornate rapids]

SWOOOOON

[ornate rapids]

Which has an entirely different definition, but we won't mention it

[void stone]

I had a really good E3 run on my hands with huntress but then
Mushrum bug

Switch players have been waiting for...

250 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
235 days since Sundered Grove on PC
94 days since Content Update March on PC
51 days since the update was announced for June for console players
26 days into June without the update
4 days since Xbox ans Ps4 got a release date

Basically:

Switch players have gone 250 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
235 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
51 days without any news on the June update

[languid python]

YESS

[sharp crypt]

[void stone]

[tight violet]

Why tf was this chat spamming “JOON” earlier this month

[wise frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-hysterically-tf2-team-fortress-laugh-gif-16902607

[warped trout]

You wouldn't get it...

[void stone]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801

[exotic ridge]

SOON

[languid python]

[gritty igloo]

Its very apparent that this chat has calmed down immensely since the update got revealed (29th btw ) despite switch players making up the majority of console players.

I would leave for like 3 hours and there would be upwards of 100 messages. Now I leave for a few days and there's around 50

[willow sandal]

me not calm me grimlock!!!!

[gritty igloo]

Reference that flew straight over my head

[willow sandal]

have you realy never scene mul-t's in discuse?

[gritty igloo]

Just looked it up and wow the resemblance is uncanny

[willow sandal]

witch one?

[gritty igloo]

transformers

[willow sandal]

dont worry its not like some of the transformers are robotech mechs in disguse

as transformers is actualy based off the toys not the other way round

[gritty igloo]

Well, you new something learn everyday

Learn something new* how did i fuck up that bad

[willow sandal]

funnyer still was hearing them taking megatron on a plain and haveing to exsplain it

i feel bad for old toy collectors trying to travel now as i dont think you could get him on a plain out of a safe

[languid python]

I'm a Switch Gamer but just hearing the date for other console Gamers, it makes me happy and have more patience

[willow sandal]

ehh seeing switch get the shaft makes me more grumpy as it already gets bad treatment and has more bugs..

[languid python]

To me, the bugs are just second thought, I haven't had a bug that made me be like "Ok yeah, this ruins the game, it's unplayable" but that's just me

[willow sandal]

well i cant get past stage 20 with out it freezeing so completly unplayble when you like to go indefinitly

[languid python]

Are they usually obliteration runs?

[willow sandal]

i just like going as long as possable, or am not strong enough to beat mithrix or oblit yet

or you know trying to get a pearl...

it can easily take over 20 just to find a pool thanks to bugs and the fact that choose stops there spawn completly

[languid python]

It's all for fun tho right?

[willow sandal]

its not fun if you cant do it anymore

[languid python]

I'll take that as a yes

[willow sandal]

cant even farm coins as its just bleh

and most healing items are bugged

[languid python]

When you mean pearls, you mean the all stats one right?

[willow sandal]

both

glass runs are amazing to get a bunch of even the basic pearl

[languid python]

Makes sense, how long do your runs usually last?

Y'know, until it freezes or other

[willow sandal]

like 2 hours or 20 stages witch ever happens first, usaly by stage 15 it will be at the point it can freeze any sec

plus choose makeing pools never spawn makes glass runs a real iritent as theres no way to get pearls with choose anymore,,

[languid python]

There's a cap for Infusions right?

[willow sandal]

100hp per infusion

[languid python]

Because after like 15 or 20 it doesn't feel like it's giving me 100 hp boost

[willow sandal]

and 10X per kill in glass

[willow sandal]

you have to kill 100 enemies per, or 10 in glass artifact zone

[languid python]

I know, but I've noticed sometimes, I get a new infusion, and I kill like a few things and the red orbs stop appearing and my health doesn't grow anymore

[willow sandal]

you might have past you max and just got a higher max thats still under where you buged past

[languid python]

I see, would Bison Steak also not increase overall health or keep going?

After infusion stops working

[willow sandal]

remeber it still only gives on kill regen

[languid python]

Ye ye

I mean rework of ot

Actually nvm

You got a point there

[willow sandal]

yeah

[languid python]

What do you think they could do to prevent the game from freezing often?

[willow sandal]

it never froze on the previous update

just sometimes crashed from probaly a memory leak

still think the leaks there as if you beat it with lag alot of time it can carry past

[languid python]

Oh dang, is that permanent?

[willow sandal]

till you force quit

suprisingly the music almost never lags

[languid python]

Lol true

Do these freezes only happen on Switch or all consoles?

[willow sandal]

switch handheld mainly but probaly

wisp on kill runs are sort of fun but cant realy win with on kills easily

[languid python]

Only using wisps?

[willow sandal]

like the one that makes wisps spawn from dead, and choose,swarms,wisps with the droped loot optional

you effectivly get self doubling chainactions from gas or bottle

and an get the most out of snow flake

i playing with swaping servivers for free orbs

[languid python]

What do you usually die to?

[willow sandal]

freezing

or wisps with captain

[bronze root]

Just use mods

[willow sandal]

not funny -.-

[languid python]

Lmao

[willow sandal]

switch and apple have the hardest anti mod practises ever

game mods for risk of rain on switch with a unmoded switch would be amazing thought

[languid python]

Doesn't modding a switch make it unable to do certain stuff?

[willow sandal]

i said unmoded switch

ie mods that are only to the game useable by a defualt switch

[languid python]

Yeah ik

[willow sandal]

i would pay easily 20 bucks for a risk of rain mod importer dlc

[languid python]

Worth it for the Huntress and Artificer Thicc mod

[willow sandal]

huh???

[languid python]

What?

[willow sandal]

also if it was not obvious the mods would be curated so no silly ones

[languid python]

Damn, fair enough lol

[willow sandal]

probaly heavily curated

[languid python]

They said how many dlc packs they'd be doing right?

Or is it undecided?

[willow sandal]

i think they implyed at least 2

[languid python]

2-3 yeah

Damb, hope they'll be worth it

[willow sandal]

hopefully more

[languid python]

I wouldn't mind if they tricked us and did more

[willow sandal]

wouldent be tricked

the plan can always grow

[languid python]

But I also hope that when they finish the expansions they don't end updating it, aka fixing the bugs after

[willow sandal]

bug fixes and more events like crossovers and content updates

[languid python]

That'd be nice

[willow sandal]

boarder lands crosover please

[languid python]

Hope the new game modes will change how the game plays completely, not just do normal runs but with this extra thing

[willow sandal]

i would love a endless loop with mythrix boss drop

[languid python]

An official pvp would be pretty cool

Would prob be unbalanced but hey, it's fun dying in my favorite game Risk Of Rain 2

[willow sandal]

i would love more stuff to mod skills not just replace them

[languid python]

Wdym?

[willow sandal]

like ones that add extra shoots to your main or exstend your mobility

[languid python]

Would be pretty cool if every character got a passive

[willow sandal]

or you could fight versions of charicters and they drop there passive as a item

[languid python]

That'd be pretty epic ngl, characters spawning as bosses in their well suited map

[willow sandal]

like a big arena that you could go to like guilded coast

and you can pick witch of there passives you want if they hae 2

[languid python]

Mercenary would be the worst passive to get

[willow sandal]

shoot double?

[languid python]

That'd be better

[willow sandal]

plus the passives like arid would be aplied to all your skills

enginer would be plus one use of 4th skill

[languid python]

Oh dang

[willow sandal]

that way he coulfd get a 3rd turret

[languid python]

Commando could use a passive

Don't know what would suit him tho

[willow sandal]

the items would probaly fit there abilitys

[willow sandal]

double shot

[languid python]

Wait wut

[willow sandal]

his item would make you burst fire a second shoot

oon primary and secondary

[languid python]

Oh I see

[willow sandal]

multie would let be a choose of dual wielding or dual equipment

[languid python]

Definitely

[willow sandal]

passivly so you could get both by fighting him twice and as mul-t you could hersay away your 4th skill and use both weapons still and equip

[languid python]

Artificer passive would be pretty fun with most characters

[willow sandal]

huntres would be run and gun, and super tracking shots as chooses

[willow sandal]

what you imagion that being?

oh yeah jet pack face palms

[languid python]

Lmao

[willow sandal]

i forgot thats passive as you need to press button

[languid python]

Finally able to run while swinging my arms as Loader

[willow sandal]

his alt would probaly add extra damag too primary and make it use ammo+ it give =4 ammo

+4 ammo*

[languid python]

That'd be balanced, depending on the increase

[willow sandal]

probaly 400% once with +8ammo a stack after

actualy +100% and +.2 proc

[languid python]

Purity or Alien Head would make it Viable

[willow sandal]

still only once

it also hels gurnade multi and eye of hersay as well as the new guy

[languid python]

Who are you hoping to join Risk Of Rain 2 from the Risk Of Rain crew?

[willow sandal]

never played risk of rain 1

[languid python]

Oh dang

[willow sandal]

what did the robot do?

[languid python]

Chef or Han-D?

[willow sandal]

han-d

[languid python]

He swung his hammer as Primary, secondary he has drones that surround him that has a limit, he gets a drone from killing an enemy, if he uses his secondary the drone would fly at an enemy, doing damage but also stealing health, his what I think to be his utility was boosting his speed and attack speed, and his special he would do a wide range hammer slam lot of damage

[willow sandal]

sounds like they would change alot geting that extra demension

[languid python]

Ye, the Mod of his shows off how he would play in ror2

Although his Utility doesn't work from what I've seen

[willow sandal]

i would rather see him as extra parts for Multie

[languid python]

Han-D is in the background and Mul-T has him as his alt skin so it would make sense

I'm hoping for Chef, the way he played in The first game was so fun

[willow sandal]

oki

oh who of the boarderlands cast would you want to see get in as cross over?

[languid python]

Who other than Handsome Jack

Playing as the Villain would be pretty cool

[willow sandal]

why him thought he kind of dies

[willow sandal]

but is he the villan?

[languid python]

Lore moment: He dies and appears in ror2 whoaaaa

[languid python]

I see what you did there

[willow sandal]

look him and roland both can be the villans

they both have done some messed up things

[languid python]

True True

Just feel like he would be the obvious choice because he's Iconic

[willow sandal]

honestly clap trap has a higher chance as hes in almost every game

any of the sirens

[languid python]

Oh yeah, Claptrap, almost forgot about him lol

[willow sandal]

most of the other cast would only realy fit as alts of other charicters, like camando and roland would just basicly be a diffrent enginer

[languid python]

Would be cool if one is a whole character, and other characters could be alt skins

[willow sandal]

you mean they add both roland and cammando as same charicter but with diffrent skins?

[languid python]

No like, one is a whole self character, but another could just be a skin for one of the already there characters

[willow sandal]

dont think that would work

[languid python]

It'd just be fun

[willow sandal]

honestly the items would probaly be better, like the diffrent types of shields as a equipment you could pick up in the equipment slot

[languid python]

So many possibilities, so little open options

[willow sandal]

like items would be a east one and a siren thats what we would get besids 4-5 elites and some more enemies

[languid python]

Yeah, hope the new things change up the way we approach enemies

[willow sandal]

slag would actualy be fun in risk of rain as it would not be the only way to kill stuff -.-

[languid python]

Kinda hoping original items come back

[willow sandal]

like?

[languid python]

Even if they are rebranded

I would like the one that buffs your special, would make the game pretty cool

[willow sandal]

buffs how?

[languid python]

It makes it look cooler, and makes it do more damage or whatever affects it does

[willow sandal]

oh so like teirs it up

[languid python]

Yeah exactly

[willow sandal]

i love stuff like that

[languid python]

Like in the original gane

If you were engineer, I may be wrong but it gives you three instead of two

While also making them stronger

[willow sandal]

stronger how?

[languid python]

More damage I think, might boost attack speed and health as well but Can't really tell for sure

[willow sandal]

oh so tonic turrets

[languid python]

Just know that they were broken

[willow sandal]

honestly would be nice if iit was the same buff as tonic

[languid python]

But permanent and no bad side affects

[willow sandal]

oh what if instead of 3 turrets it makes your turrets summon 2 tiny turrets

[languid python]

Lmao

Or drones?

[willow sandal]

nah miny turrets, as its cute and litteraly engineer turrets at that point

[languid python]

I knew you were getting at that lol

[willow sandal]

plus every stack adds a extra babby turret

[languid python]

It doesn't stack sadly

[willow sandal]

it would in risk of rain 2

[languid python]

Idk, would prob be too broken

[willow sandal]

more broken then 10 clovers?

[languid python]

Especially since it'd make it go another tier, meaning it'd have to have another design

[willow sandal]

no after 1st it just buffs the added effect of the teir

[languid python]

Hmm, maybe they could find away to make it work

[willow sandal]

like the extra teir would add a specail effect and extra flair, and every stack boosts the added effect

[languid python]

Another item I would like to see come back was the one that makes your equipment sometimes activate double

[willow sandal]

DOUBLE CAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[languid python]

Yes

Double Preon boom

[willow sandal]

would probaly max at 100% sadly

[willow sandal]

that would be nice as lightning out paces it

i would hope they cast together at same time to speed up out put

[languid python]

They do in the original

Except for Disposable Missle because y'know it takes a while to launch every single missle

[willow sandal]

-.- thats the one i would want to shoot 2X missles per use

[languid python]

It would probably have a different animation when shooting double preon, like them both spinning around each other like an atom

[willow sandal]

he he

brb

[languid python]

And then a bigger lightning bolt when using Royal capacitor

[ancient robin]

3 days lads

then bandit doesn't apply hemorige

[willow sandal]

sounds more od a tier up at that point

[willow sandal]

unless on switch -.-

[languid python]

Just a visual change to make it show that it worked

[willow sandal]

at taht point you might as well just tier them all up it would make ones like the portal rail work

or tonic

[languid python]

Hmm

[willow sandal]

tier up tonic would be stronger and have chance of removing a afliction

tiered up elites give a active ability

[languid python]

Wait but you have to activate it to make it do it twice, you can't activate elite things

[willow sandal]

i saying make it a tier up instead of double

[languid python]

Hmmmmm

[willow sandal]

and stacking could give a chance to echo a none upgraded version or save a charge on double pointless ones

[languid python]

Would probably turn into that

[willow sandal]

that way its always good and even with elite items

[languid python]

Yeah, would prob be better

[willow sandal]

plus it would be fun

could even work on the power core

[languid python]

Yo, Repairing Rex be like

[void stone]

Switch players have been waiting for...

250 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
235 days since Sundered Grove on PC
94 days since Content Update March on PC
51 days since the update was announced for June for console players
26 days into June without the update
4 days since Xbox ans Ps4 got a release date

Basically:

Switch players have gone 250 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
235 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
51 days without any news on the June update

[willow sandal]

only stage 8 and geting bad lag only have to wait till next joon

if the switch update comes out next june i might actualy freak out

[gritty igloo]

How melee characters feel with focus crystal+ice band.

It feels like a feature at this point

[gritty igloo]

That last line is walking the rope thinly "no news" they at the very least told us there was a delay.

[jaunty holly]

oh man the Twitter drama on ROR2 looked juicy following the post about the secret tip

"Cry baby" lmao

[paper saddle]

Secret tip?

[warped trout]

Yes

Thats why its called secret you know

[errant cosmos]

Yeah that one guy rafeal is a real dick hole

[pearl mauve]

Got some Dream level item luck on stage 1... followed by the worst luck ever on stage 2

[ornate rapids]

3 days

[pearl mauve]

🇸 🇼 🇳

[gritty igloo]

Gotta love how you dropped the cube for the glowing meteorite

That's how you know it's a good run

[ancient robin]

One more day lads

[ornate rapids]

Isn't it Sunday though

And the release is Tuesday

[ancient robin]

i mean 2 more days

[ornate rapids]

Nope

I'm dumb

[ancient robin]

for me its monday

[ornate rapids]

For me it's Tuesday

[leaden stratus]

tuesday for me too

[languid python]

[willow sandal]

unannounced for me...

[surreal pawn]

2 more days

[vast lynx]

im on switch

[surreal pawn]

Rip

[wise frigate]

so never

[rapid bane]

Joon

[pearl mauve]

At least it would've been if I didn't get one shot bu a templar hiding on the other side of the grovetender's tail

[rapid bane]

How'd you get one shot by a templar?

[opaque breach]

@rapid bane imagine being an assist trophy (dies on the inside)

[rapid bane]

[errant cosmos]

[willow sandal]

so anyone else notice that the big jelly exsplosion does not do friendly fire damage with the artifact thart adds friendly fire?

but the players version does have friendly fire -.-

[silent drum]

Voice chat on the ps5 doesn’t work for some reason?

[willow sandal]

check back see if its fixed in 3days

[silent drum]

Alright I’ll check it out in 3 days

[willow sandal]

yeahs they oviously ether fixed it or wont even bother right away

[void stone]

Silence virgin

Switch players have been waiting for...

251 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
236 days since Sundered Grove on PC
95 days since Content Update March on PC
52 days since the update was announced for June for console players
27 days into June without the update
5 days since Xbox ans Ps4 got a release date

Basically:

Switch players have gone 251 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
236 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
52 days without any news on the June update besides the obvious fact that it's been delayed 👍

[limber star]

[void stone]

🐻‍❄️

[errant cosmos]

[tight violet]

Do you play on switch?

[void stone]

Ye

[ripe fjord]

ans intensifies

[void stone]

Wow I am so not gonna fix that until I can stop sending it

[ripe fjord]

i must have grammar corrected

[void stone]

Do you really want that

[ripe fjord]

no, but as a writer i can’t just stand here and see that

[willow sandal]

you know the new Xbox and Playstation are going to be bug riddled

[ripe fjord]

it’s true

[void stone]

Alright fine
Here

[ripe fjord]

no no you don’t need to

[errant cosmos]

[ripe fjord]

it’s fine

[void stone]

Switch players have been waiting for...

252 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
237 days since Sundered Grove on PC
96 days since Content Update March on PC
53 days since the update was announced for June for console players
28 days into June without the update
6 days since Xbox and Ps4 got a release date

Basically:

Switch players have gone 252 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
237 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
53 days without any news on the June update besides the obvious fact that it's been delayed 👍

It's already the 28th where I'm at so why not

[willow sandal]

any news on switch and ps5 and neo Xbox bugfixes that are obviuosly not geting attention?

[void stone]

I didn't see anything from twitter

[willow sandal]

well i hope they put off the next gen repatches till after switch if they update xbox and Playstation i might lose it

[gritty igloo]

Thanks for taking a minute detail into consideration. 👍

[supple briar]

I don’t know what could be improved for RoR2 on next gen besides loading times and how far you can get before game crashes

[gritty igloo]

Rtx risk of rain is a nasa computer melter

Not saying it exists, the implied existence is enough to break a switch.

[surreal pawn]

One more day to go

[willow sandal]

there was just a report of voice chat not working

also is it me or is blue rarity treated weirdly as the game treated higher then grean but lower then read and yellow like way lower as clones have like a 100% chance of droping blue when you have only red,blue and yellow?

[pearl mauve]

Ok maybe it wasn't the templar but grovetender was facing away from me, I didn't see any mini wisps, and I doubt a blazing beetle could do ~350 damage at that difficulty level so not sure what it was (just realized I never looked at the "killed by:" thing on the death screen)

[glacial hare]

Threw this in Game Qs but thought I’d ask here too Was looking through some screenshots (Switch) and it shows I’ve unlocked ‘Monster log: Clayman’, thought it meant the clay gunner dude but he’s still a silhouette, anyone else had this?

[rapid bane]

Well, it was blazing
Fire procs are pretty damn powerful

[paper saddle]

You prolly werent on the ground but blaze trails can burst you real fast

[rapid bane]

Yeah
That as well

[pearl mauve]

Hmmm... I the beetle was running at me from about 2 player lengths away, too bad I deleted the video capture for this yesterday

[pearl mauve]

Weird, claymen aren't even in this game, they're the annoying knife wielding dodgerolling little things from the first game. The templars are the ones with guns in ror2

[willow sandal]

maybe they confused server and needed the risk of rain 1 server

[pearl mauve]

I would think that too if they didn't mention templar still being a silhouette

[willow sandal]

Typo?

[smoky anchor]

One more day

[errant cosmos]

Spam update gif

[pearl mauve]

Oh baby, it's just past midnight on monday for me, and I was hoping switch would get approved in time to also come out on the 29th but I guess nintendo went n o

[humble ice]

Whe

When update

[humble ice]

But isnt it the 28th today

[pearl mauve]

I meant it seems like switch won't come out the 29th because they probably would have announced it already if it was

[surreal pawn]

Does it come out at like 12am

Or like 11am I don't know cause I've never been here for a ror2 update

[steady fulcrum]

it comes out around afternoon

[surreal pawn]

Gmt?

[steady fulcrum]

well all i know personally is that it comes out at noon in EST

[ancient robin]

one more day. then hell will break loose when captain is not fixed

[smoky anchor]

Bugged bandit

Waiting for it

[ancient robin]

Lights out doesnt reset your cooldowns

[void stone]

Desperado is actually just +10% to 600%

[surreal pawn]

Bruh that means it releases at 4am tonight for me

Probs gonna stay up all night

[ancient robin]

"4am tonight"

wat

[surreal pawn]

It's 3pm rn

[errant cosmos]

guys stop having a lot of negativity and we have to hope that the update will go out without bugs

[void stone]

I just found out ps4 has the least amount of broken unintended shit

I am malding

Hm

[willow sandal]

well we dont even know if switch was sent for approval

[willow sandal]

"We are working with our partners at Nintendo on getting the patch ready for release on Switch as soon as we can."

sounds like they dint even submit something to Nintendo

at this rate the switch is going to get the DLC update on the same day as the aniversery update -.-

[errant cosmos]

Idk man I think they would have submitted all the console versions at once and Nintendo is just late as fuck on their response or it’s a hardware issue and they need to work a few more things out because it is a different system

I wish it were sooner though

[void stone]

Also apparently switch is broken as fuck in general👍

[errant cosmos]

How so?

[willow sandal]

the qute from them implys they not even done with switch for submision

[willow sandal]

Freezing

[errant cosmos]

I feel like it’s just limited in hardware , risk of rain probably wasn’t intended for the switch specifications so you gotta water it down somehow

[willow sandal]

dud the switch is better then a avrage pc

[errant cosmos]

I disagree I don’t think it implies that at all

[willow sandal]

like a off the self genaric pc not a gaming one

[errant cosmos]

Only time my switch has froze was when I played borderlands 1

I blame the port not the system tbh

[willow sandal]

ok thats scary that they dint even plolish there main stay

[errant cosmos]

Anyways .. It’s probably hardware related

[willow sandal]

freezing and crashing in a port is a fail

and memory leaks are just unaceptable

[errant cosmos]

Yeah it’s probably not easy having to work backwards but idk I’m not a developer

[willow sandal]

i got some dev exspirince 1st and 2nd hand

[errant cosmos]

Oh really

Nice

[willow sandal]

yeah i poked around unity and java and have done moding and got lots of game dev friends

[errant cosmos]

Cool stuff

[willow sandal]

you know old console tests exspexted days of play with zero abnormities no crashes and no freezing

thats why tilting some sonic games gives a level select as they cheated and force a level select if any code failed

[errant cosmos]

I just hope we can play risk of rain on switch soon!

[willow sandal]

risk of rain 1???

[ripe fjord]

???

[ripe fjord]

tf both risk of rain games are on switch

[languid python]

He meant the update

[willow sandal]

oh is risk of rain one a update behind too?

[languid python]

Breh

[ripe fjord]

no, i don’t think it’s gotten an update on any version in a while

[languid python]

Risk Of Rain 2, update

[willow sandal]

oki got to remeber that 2

[errant cosmos]

Thank you for understanding lmao

[languid python]

Np Gamer

[errant cosmos]

[willow sandal]

it the shop owner killable in switch?

[languid python]

Yes, I've killed him very easily with Artificer

[willow sandal]

current version?

[languid python]

Nano bomb op, Ye

[willow sandal]

does the bands get focus crystal twice like atg?

[languid python]

I'm not too sure

[willow sandal]

cuase i trying to rucket punch him

[languid python]

Didn't kill?

[willow sandal]

not yet i grinding up so i can before i kill mythric

[languid python]

Another easy way to kill is gesture of the drown and a lot of royal capacitors

Or just spam equipment button

[willow sandal]

why drown???

dont they lower your damage?

[languid python]

Because it activates them all at once or close to it

It does? I didn't know it had a backdraw besides activating on everything

[void stone]

A ps4 player today told me a lot of the bugs we know of are not a thing on ps4
Like mobile turrets, bands etc...

[ripe fjord]

just use drugs and you can kill em ez

[languid python]

True True

[willow sandal]

tried bleed and speed

[languid python]

Still hoping they add a cool death animation on him

[willow sandal]

wish killing him made shop free

[ripe fjord]

^

[willow sandal]

and droped loot

like how the crypt of necrodancer shops

[languid python]

Would be cool if the next stage the place was sorta corrupted

[willow sandal]

nah next time he fights back

[languid python]

What happens if you kill him tho? He fights again?

[willow sandal]

new shop new newt

[errant cosmos]

I feel like if you kill the next he should just not respawn for the rest of the run and the shop doesn't restock but it's free

[languid python]

Kill him, next stage a few Of those implosion enemies appear

[errant cosmos]

Newt*

There's a reward and draw back

[willow sandal]

that might make it easyer with friendly fire

[languid python]

High risk, high reward

[errant cosmos]

And you mean the big boy jailer void reaver?

[willow sandal]

maybe after killing newt you get sent to a void Something and fight a boss level void warden

[languid python]

Ye ye, my brain blanked out and I forgot their name

[errant cosmos]

Idk I don't feel like killing newt should have that big of a significance

[languid python]

Maybe a place like ?

[willow sandal]

hes hardest thing to kilkl in the game

[willow sandal]

yes

[errant cosmos]

Maybe if you kill him it does what I mentioned before and you also unlock a lunar item that halves the price of the items from the shop but also halves the quantity of items that spawn at the shop

[willow sandal]

how would it stack silly

[errant cosmos]

There are items with limited stack

[willow sandal]

not at 1

[errant cosmos]

But let's say if you get two they are free but only 2 items spawn

[languid python]

Would be cool of they made a new elite that makes the enemies look like the newt and after killing him once they start spawning

And newt type bosses

[willow sandal]

oh lunar ellite

[languid python]

Hell yeah

[errant cosmos]

Id like to see a mushroom boss

[willow sandal]

newt boss could be neat too like the angry shop keeps in spulunky

[errant cosmos]

Mushroom boss would definitely have the possibility of destroying God runs

[willow sandal]

except for cap

[languid python]

They could act like Ror 1 mushrooms

Make a fog around them

[willow sandal]

burny pools begone orb

[errant cosmos]

Just make it unblockable by the microbot

[languid python]

Imagine, how big their healing radius would be

[errant cosmos]

Yes!

[languid python]

A support boss sounds cool

[errant cosmos]

And it heals all enemies around them

[willow sandal]

dud the micro bots already weak enough -.-

[errant cosmos]

Micro bot is godly

[willow sandal]

Wisps!!!

[errant cosmos]

Bruh how often do you get hit by wisps late game anyways

[willow sandal]

actualy alot as caption it only takes 1 no healing wisp hit to end a run

[errant cosmos]

Correction how often do you get hit by wisps past stage one

[languid python]

I love when I get too cocky and stand still and die

[willow sandal]

again alot as captain

[errant cosmos]

Then your just not good at evading?

[languid python]

Casually Air Strikes Lesser Wisps

[willow sandal]

lets see how you handle it when it decides to spawn 50 of them for no reason

[languid python]

Artifact of Swarm?

[errant cosmos]

I've done this a few times especially when I think I'm good to take a sip of water

[willow sandal]

even with out it does it theres something off with spawning on switch

[errant cosmos]

Ukulele and atg = no more wisp

[willow sandal]

you got to proc them to do that

[errant cosmos]

Yeah and you know how to do that? Shoot

[willow sandal]

with captains broken acuracy?

[errant cosmos]

His accuracy might be bad but a fully charged should is gonna hit

[languid python]

Get up close and personal

[errant cosmos]

I've shot crap across the map with his fully charged shot

[willow sandal]

not on switch sometimes it has worst acuracy then none charged

[errant cosmos]

Oh u playing on switch?

[willow sandal]

yup bug lands

[errant cosmos]

Rip I wish the God of updates bless the switch soon

[languid python]

I know how to kill wisps easily

[willow sandal]

dont worry we will get it with the Dlc after playstation and Xbox get a 3rd update

[willow sandal]

not if you have tar vat or friendly fire

[errant cosmos]

A way to compensate for captain's accuracy is disposable middle launcher

[languid python]

Just gotta guide his Laser

[errant cosmos]

Missle*

[willow sandal]

even with enemys drop loot it can easily take 3-5 stages to get a equipment

[languid python]

Artifact of Command

[willow sandal]

already use with enemies drop loot

[errant cosmos]

Don't use sacrifice then lmao the equipment barrels aren't that rare

[languid python]

Whenever I do sacrifice and all that, they drop a lot more Equipment that I am asking for

[errant cosmos]

Same

[willow sandal]

i dont like chests -.-

[languid python]

The Void Fields just light up with orange when going high

[errant cosmos]

Makes me think they drop an aspect :(

[willow sandal]

i hate how items you cant choose still show up as cammand drops

[languid python]

Lol yeah

[errant cosmos]

Well it's just all item drops

[languid python]

Like

[willow sandal]

or the little crecents

[languid python]

Ye

[willow sandal]

aspects are the worst thought

[errant cosmos]

You ever just go to bazaar stage 4 and trade all your items into legendarys before mithrix

[willow sandal]

not usaly

[languid python]

I get rid of my Telsa coil and Explody jelly fish thing

[errant cosmos]

It's pretty fun and difficult to beat mithrix with only legendarys

[willow sandal]

you dont like nuke jelly!?

[languid python]

Not when it's used against me lmao

[willow sandal]

try a clone and cammand run only picking up yellow,red and blues

[willow sandal]

just move behind a wall

[languid python]

Can't, too busy wasting all my mobility options on mithrix

[errant cosmos]

I've done something similar but it was a clone command swarms run with only picking up reds I had do man legendarys

So many*

[willow sandal]

swarms i always use

[languid python]

Double mithrix is fun

[errant cosmos]

Double mithrix is fun with chaos

Watching two mithrix Duke it out

[languid python]

Lmao

[willow sandal]

yeah the fall damage one is also fun agenst mythrix

[errant cosmos]

Well time to go grind more lunar coins so I can play heretic when the update comes out

[languid python]

Can't wait to Bird Up

[errant cosmos]

Same

[willow sandal]

might want to get 4 yellow rocks first

as he has negitive regen

[errant cosmos]

Pretty sure birbs natural health loss doesn't trigger planula

[willow sandal]

not the egg the regen rock -.-

[errant cosmos]

Oh I see

Titanic knarl?

[willow sandal]

yeah 4 negats his regen completly and 5 gives him positive regen

[willow sandal]

yeah, i dont know how horns effect his negitive regen thought

[errant cosmos]

Oh shit

[void stone]

Yeah.

[languid python]

Switch Do Be Quirky

[willow sandal]

just wait heritic wont work till dlc update

[ornate rapids]

12 hours to go?

[void stone]

[rapid bane]

[void stone]

Nice speed

[surreal pawn]

6 and a half hours remain

[rapid bane]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-palpatine-the-time-has-come-emperor-palpatine-darth-sidious-gif-19488591

[willow sandal]

except for switch..

[errant cosmos]

I’m happy for my console brethren

[void stone]

[iron bough]

In the next 24 hours

The update should arrive

What 1.0 bug do I try first?

[void stone]

Captain spread and taser since he was 1.0's highlight

[errant cosmos]

Here it is a list of the Bugs we have so we can know which Bugs are fixed and which arent.

PD: the radar of sirens it is not a Bug My bad

[void stone]

Nice

Are you the creator of that?

[errant cosmos]

Yes

[kindred ivy]

I swear if Captain is still broken ..

[surreal pawn]

4 hours remain

[willow sandal]

Switch is jate

[surreal pawn]

3 hours remain

[languid python]

[ancient robin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wILFddYxKOM

[small sable]

wait whens this shit dropping

[surreal pawn]

@small sable most likely 4am gmt

Cause a game like dark alliance dropped at that time and its also 12pm est

[small sable]

wait so like how many more hours from now

[surreal pawn]

@small sable sorry for late response but around 2 hours and 15m

[small sable]

wait actually

thats not even Tuesday lol

[narrow robin]

cant wait for the blog post.

up until this point all 3 console versions have been consistent with each other bugs, content and stuff right?

the switch update will most likely be very similar to what we will see in a couple hours

[surreal pawn]

@small sable its tuesday here

[willow sandal]

F#$% it froze stage 5....

welp masterys are impossable if at stage 5 you can have soul crushing freezes on switch...

hey it pulled out of it

well theres a cool looking orb of silces exsplosions now

ARG!!! completly unplayable i had to fight mythrix cuase it was already freezing and Freaken could not kill him cuase i dint focus on healing cuase i wanted to obliterate pure rage

[pseudo hinge]

On Xbox if you are playing as artificer and are hovering then pause the game, when you press A to unpause the game it disables the hover.

[errant cosmos]

You called?

[errant cosmos]

Solution: press b to unpause secondary solution: don't pause in the air

[surreal pawn]

Man no update guess its later in the day

Gn

[rapid bane]

Yoooo

Todays the day

[neat rose]

Where's the update??? 😭😭😭

[ornate rapids]

Time zones

[neat rose]

What time is it supposed to come out?

[rapid bane]

Tuesday the 29th of june

[errant cosmos]

it’s only 10:22 there

i think

[ornate rapids]

You're not a blazing jellyfish

Liar

[neat rose]

@errant cosmos so 2 hours from now then?

[ornate rapids]

Probably

[errant cosmos]

i couldn’t find a png of a blazing jellyfish

[ornate rapids]

Hmmm

Can't you be a normal fucking jellyfish?

[void stone]

Very nice :)

[ornate rapids]

I guess he must be blazing

[void stone]

Switch players have been waiting for...

253 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
238 days since Sundered Grove on PC
97 days since Content Update March on PC
54 days since the update was announced for June for console players
29 days into June without the update
7 days since Xbox and Ps4 got a release date
Technically 0 days since Xbox and PS4 got the update

Basically:

Switch players have gone 253 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
238 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
54 days without any news on the June update besides the obvious fact that it's been delayed 👍

[sharp crypt]

Could be playing the new update :(((

[warped trout]

Today is the day man

[gritty igloo]

With the time they've given this update, my bingo card better be almost barren.

[neat rose]

It's 3:00 a.m. and I'm still not seeing any sign of the update

Sad boi hours

[gritty igloo]

Past 5:00 PM Gmt, without an update I might scream A tiny bit, with some very colorful words directed at 2 cyclopian gods

[vale harbor]

1 am here

[gritty igloo]

9:30 ish in fish and chips land

[vale harbor]

They got 5 hours before I go work so it better be out before then

[pearl mauve]

1am here in pacific u.s. so that's tuesday pretty much everywhere

[vale harbor]

Who is it not Tuesday for??

[neat rose]

No clue. It should be Tuesday around the world by now

I think

[vale harbor]

Maybe its like Tuesday afternoon, if it is ima be pissed

[neat rose]

Me too, man

[vale harbor]

I wish I didnt have work today

Although the more money I have the better I suppose

[neat rose]

We all succumb to the grind

Damn you, capitalist society

[vale harbor]

eventually, yes

The problem is, with the work I do, i get like fucking iron and dirt in my eyes occasionally, so my eyes cry a ton, and that makes me tired af (not to mention the physical aspect of it) so I just take a long ass nap when I get home

[neat rose]

Aw jeez, that sucks. I mean, napping is fun and all, but to have it be because of that has to suck. Not to mention the IRON AND DIRT TO THE EYEBALLS

[vale harbor]

Minimal amount, but noticeable

Its not too bad, but still fucking annoying

[neat rose]

IMO, it's those smaller inconveniences that suck the hardest. Like I would rather be stabbed than have an itch I can't scratch

[vale harbor]

Sorry if I sound agitated, running off of 7 hours of sleep and I got at least 5 hours of work ahead of me

[vale harbor]

I usually just sit down buckle up and strap in when that happens

[neat rose]

I feel you, but I think it's crazy how the world has shaped us into being faced with tons of bullshit on a daily basis and we're supposed to just "deal with it" and it's generally looked down upon for a person to want the best for themselves such as not working themselves to death or allowing themselves to relax and/or be comfortable

[vale harbor]

I've lived with a "deal with it" kind of work "etiquette"? I guess you could call it that most of my life

Oh holy shit all of a sudden I feel like trash.

[neat rose]

Yeah me too, unfortunately. Won't stop me from complaining though, lol. And if you're not feeling well why don't you get some rest?

[vale harbor]

so I can know when they drop this god damn update

[neat rose]

Ah, I see. Honestly though if it's still not out by now it probably won't be until way later in the morning like 10:00 a.m. or something

I guess I should clarify that it's just about 4 for me

[vale harbor]

2 for me, go to work at earliest 5:30

[neat rose]

Well I wish you the best of luck with that, friend. I, myself, am going to eat a nice snack and then probably try and get some sleep. Emphasis on try, I've got terrible insomnia

[vale harbor]

I wish you luck friend

[neat rose]

Much appreciated

[vale harbor]

👋

[warped trout]

When

[tough crow]

I got killed by the stone titan's fist attack while I was flying up in the air. It appeared in the sky

[vale harbor]

Fuck hopoo

It ain't here and I gotta go in a hour

[ancient robin]

here we go again

FUCK MITHRIX
FUCK HOPOO
HOST WHEN

[vale harbor]

I just want it in the next 15 minutes

[surreal pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/day-ruined-wake-up-gif-20336402

[static blade]

The final stretch bois

[small sable]

gimmie the update paul

i know its stored as a .exe file on ur desktop

[surreal pawn]

They probably have to get confirmation from managers at the companies

Or it takes a while to move the files

[iron bough]

Aight, @ me if the update happens

[iron bough]

Void vields can spawn without enemies for some reason

[azure jasper]

Are you holding a knife to his throat, pinned against the wall?

[surreal pawn]

When the update releases will it come up on their Twitter?

[azure jasper]

Honestly idk

[warped trout]

Probably?

[surreal pawn]

Hope so cause then I can restart my console and get the update asap

[azure jasper]

Last time this happened I just kept refreshing to see if it has gone live

[surreal pawn]

Who's gone live

Wait oh

[warped trout]

Bruh

[small sable]

i dont see anything yet

[static blade]

It's probably going to be 12:00EST

Right on noon

[warped trout]

In how many hours would that be

[small sable]

bro ill get banned at the home stretch

[azure jasper]

Depends, are you in est?

[small sable]

imma send a message to hopoo real quick

[static blade]

5

[surreal pawn]

Hopoo is away look at his status

[small sable]

shit

[warped trout]

It would be the same for everybody, just at diffrent times

[surreal pawn]

It's orange

But when they turn green it means they are typing something

[warped trout]

😔

[static blade]

Hey at least it isn't 256 days

[surreal pawn]

Also would it be 4am gmt or 4pm

[snow ore]

~12pm est

[surreal pawn]

That's 12pm est in gmt

[snow ore]

Ok yeah around that time, give or take 2 hours

[azure jasper]

Wasn't it closer to a year? The last update dropped around this time last year

[leaden stratus]

At what part of the world is still stuck on june 28?

[static blade]

The 1.0 update released at October last year

So about 4 months from a year

So close but no

[azure jasper]

Ah ok nvm

[static blade]

It's good I get crap wrong all the time

[muted knot]

My guess would be when the prismatic trials reset

[surreal pawn]

That's actually a very smart guess

Wait no that would be 1am for me meaning it wouldn't be the 29th anymore

[azure jasper]

How long is left on the prismatic trial?

[surreal pawn]

11hrs @azure jasper

[surreal pawn]

Man

[muted knot]

Ah then maybe not

[willow sandal]

Jate

[errant cosmos]

Juun

[small sable]

where is it

give it up m8

give me the update

[ornate rapids]

Pain?

[willow sandal]

no thats switch

[errant cosmos]

Wait for it

[ornate rapids]

Anyways

When do you all think it's gonna be out?

[willow sandal]

jate december

[ornate rapids]

Hmmm

[errant cosmos]

12:00 PST
or 10:00 AM for me
Right now is 8:55

[small sable]

bruv this is agony

[willow sandal]

at least you know the day

[smoky anchor]

My brain is melting

[ornate rapids]

[sonic ingot]

So switch is probably gonna have to wait another month or two lmao

[willow sandal]

you need to let the brain stalks cool first

[willow sandal]

or till after the dlc...

[sonic ingot]

O h b o y

[smoky anchor]

I shouldn't be this excited for an update that may be of questionable quality

[errant cosmos]

I don't think, maybe early weeks July they get the update

[sonic ingot]

Does this channel always have slow mode or are they just preparing in advance?

[willow sandal]

ALWAYs had

[smoky anchor]

I'm not sure

Huh

[ornate rapids]

We JOONED a little too hard

[sonic ingot]

And I dunno. I remember last time they had an update waiting on their partners at Nintendo, it took a l o n g while

[willow sandal]

yeah and they have not even submited it for review that on its own can take up too a month

[errant cosmos]

Like @ornate rapids Say we JOON to hard and a moderator put slow mode

[sonic ingot]

Nice. JOON. Probably OCTOOBER for switch users lmao

[willow sandal]

you mean Decemate

[sonic ingot]

DECEMATE

I'll hope for the best, but I'm not expecting the update to hit switch before august

[willow sandal]

thanks... looks depressed

[warped trout]

No it didn't

[willow sandal]

i remeber it being slow when i was still actualy reporting bugs

[warped trout]

I dont

😎

[surreal pawn]

I hope they add keyboard support in this update for consoles

[willow sandal]

what is the Enix!?

[surreal pawn]

The what

[willow sandal]

the FF7 shooter had keyboard and mouse suport on playstation 2

[surreal pawn]

I'm on xbox lol

[willow sandal]

but thats probaly cuase it had a online mode and was left in on the US version that had it cut

[daring bronze]

When joon

29th Joon where update?

[ornate rapids]

[steady fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain-ror-risk-of-rain2-hop-on-among-us-gif-20790256

[willow sandal]

just wait it was a typo and they ment july 29

[hollow fable]

that makes sense

also the year was too

2077

[errant cosmos]

Is the update out yet?

[willow sandal]

probaly not

[daring bronze]

No

[ancient robin]

Come on do something

[smoky anchor]

I'm gonna throw hands

[daring bronze]

I’m gonna set off a nuclear detonation

[willow sandal]

I going to buy less gear box games on switch

[ornate rapids]

I'm gonna cry

[daring bronze]

Fear not children the shepherd has guided us

It’s here my brothers and sisters

[errant cosmos]

I’m gonna spawn Cthulhu in Paul’s house

[warped trout]

Its out

Im downloading it rn
Finally :pensive:

[daring bronze]

Bandit risk of rain 2 finally in my possession

[ornate rapids]

YOOOOOO

[small sable]

lets go

[warped trout]

Me when i saw the game ask for update

[pallid hamlet]

Is it out for ps4 I’m not getting a update

[small sable]

xbox boys unite

[errant cosmos]

Yeee

[small sable]

whos tryna get the bandit mastery skin on xbox rn?

[warped trout]

Still downloading lmfao

Not even 50%

[small sable]

im at 90%

[warped trout]

What living in germany does to a man 😔

[smoky anchor]

W O O O

[errant cosmos]

EMJOY

[narrow robin]

have fun guys

[smoky anchor]

Any obvious bugs yet?

I'll be getting on soon

[errant cosmos]

I’m at work, tell me if captain is still broken

[narrow robin]

no patch notes tho????

[smoky anchor]

That's my main concern

Captain pls

[errant cosmos]

That might come later, I know they at least make them

[ornate rapids]

Captain is different

[smoky anchor]

POG

[ornate rapids]

I CAN KILL THINGS WITHOUT CHARGING IT UP

[smoky anchor]

YES

[willow sandal]

are all the healing items working?

[narrow robin]

huh.

[smoky anchor]

Gonna need to check if Acrids jump has been fixed

[errant cosmos]

It is out?

[narrow robin]

it seems

[smoky anchor]

And Artificers self damage

[ornate rapids]

It's the X/Square button to continue now

[surreal pawn]

Downloading it rn

[smoky anchor]

And mushrums as a whole

[narrow robin]

imagine picking command to try the broken reds and getting sundered grove in stage 4

we got notes: https://forums.gearboxsoftware.com/t/risk-of-rain-2-anniversary-update-ps4-xbox-one/4556811

[willow sandal]

and courpse bloom

[warped trout]

Looks good so far

[narrow robin]

wow it's legit a copy/paste from the PC notes without addressing any of the console specific bugs.

[errant cosmos]

I can't play the update :'( i am in vacation Sadge

[narrow robin]

I was not expecting to be even more disappointed but whew

[warped trout]

Idk what you expected

"Yeah we fixed some bugs" like bruh

[errant cosmos]

Just, please tell me if they fix the mayors bugs

[narrow robin]

maybe a list of the fixed bugs???? you know, what patch notes are for???

[warped trout]

Idk look for yourself lol

Look, we got the update, thats enough tbh

[narrow robin]

w/e PC gets a detailed list of fixed bugs and the console version has a lot of its own bugs and they don't even bother to make unique patch notes

[pure swan]

Some of us got the update

[errant cosmos]

Switch will be soon

[ancient robin]

is captain fixed?

[warped trout]

I mean yeah, they had diffrent bugs, and pc is made by hopoo, so it makes sense

[iron bough]

Wait is it out?

[warped trout]

Yes

[ancient robin]

ye

[errant cosmos]

[pure swan]

I’m glad they took time for switch if switch was having issues for whatever reason tho rather then just releasing a mess

[iron bough]

Is captain spread fixed?!?!?!

[errant cosmos]

The agony aaaa, i can't,please somebody tell me if captain is fix

[ancient robin]

test if beacons have the borders

also T A S E R

[amber vector]

Console patch was 3 months behind pc.
And managed to kick Switch owners in the crotch for good measure.

[humble ice]

switch when

[ember granite]

no

[humble ice]

yes

[ember granite]

switch version will come out when yes

[humble ice]

yes

[ember granite]

yes

[humble ice]

but yes when

[iron bough]

Mother fucker 7 hours left to download

[warped trout]

Nintendo being stupid moment

[humble ice]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-gif-21248863

[ebon quiver]

Anyone know if captain’s shotty is fixed 😅

[narrow robin]

we'd know if there were proper notes

[iron bough]

Can't you test it?

[humble ice]

walking turrets when

working items when

[ebon quiver]

I’m away from me console so I’m relying on the kindness of strangers

[errant cosmos]

Same

[humble ice]

cock and ball torutre when

[ebon quiver]

Honestly it would be kinda funny if the bugs were just left there

[iron bough]

Don't worry @ebon quiver I'll only have the update downloaded in 7 hours

[errant cosmos]

F

[ebon quiver]

My hero

[iron bough]

Don't fucking jynx it

[humble ice]

restart your router

[iron bough]

already did

[ashen pendant]

Captain spread

Is fixed

[iron bough]

Please please Please please Please please