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willow sandal
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replicator

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the saw tool it self has a replicator

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i dont think it has a model but its most likely a box that makes saws

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make light for it

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yeah but you dont hold thel like a boomerang

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feed it

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and they could be disolved like a replicator

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its a plant

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does not have to

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they can turn any object into any other object for crying out loud

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or maybe it takes place in a kids video game

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game in a game

jaunty holly
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some might say life is just a game, maybe we're not real

willow sandal
jaunty holly
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hello there, what would you like to discuss while I finish working

willow sandal
jaunty holly
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Honestly just for the bugs and issues to be fixed more than the actual content part lol

jaunty holly
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content looks legit though

willow sandal
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the secondary hersay and 4rth hersay items look amazing on lots of charicters

jaunty holly
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hmmm thats tough, i def can't wait to see the new boss items like the charged perforator

willow sandal
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the other is hersay them self who with 4 rock hearts is basickly a massive hp boost

jaunty holly
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can't wait to try out Bandit too, he looks like a lot of fun

willow sandal
jaunty holly
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that's an interesting idea, imagine a legendary item that boosts your primary attack depending on your survivor

willow sandal
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and ofcurse captons orb would swap to pink

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but for ammo up it should be green boosts max ammo of base weapons, or adds extra shot chance on none ammo

jaunty holly
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pink item? you mean like a new rarity?

smoky lodge
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Well that’s somehow still slightly relieving

errant cosmos
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Bruh

willow sandal
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no please look at are socail media or please buy are new games?

willow sandal
ancient robin
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I see no announcement. I am disappointed

void stone
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@errant cosmos nice

willow sandal
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suprised you saw that they did that to me, you think they thought you were a bot?

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guess they never read it

void stone
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Yo fellas I'm currently on a command, sacrifice, swarms, glass, enigna run where I bought 2 healing drones, 2 missile drones, a tc280, aurelionite, got a beetle gland out of a tp and I'm about to fight awu for happiest mask

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Hopefully I also find an equipment drone for enigma shenanigans

smoky lodge
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Wait do the equipment drones get messed by enigma too?

void stone
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Yeah!

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And I always forget about it

ancient robin
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I just had a god run end because i forgot that ghost dunestrider suck is very powerful

void stone
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Commando?

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Mannnn I stood still to take a screenshot and died

pearl mauve
void stone
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Yeah it really is a shame

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But man with Glass these mfs are pretty much immortal.
They kill shit before they have time to be killed

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Without enigma the strat would be to give gorag's to a drone and keep jade for yourself

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I want more allies

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Empathy_Cores 😍

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What the fuck

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So you do work at mcdonalds
Exposed

ancient robin
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HAH

void stone
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This channel has been waiting for...

241 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
226 days since Sundered Grove on PC
85 days since Content Update March on PC
42 days since the update was announced for June for console players
17 days into June without the update

Basically:

This channel has gone 241 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
226 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
42 days without any news on the June update

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00:31 where I'm at

wise frigate
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I will assume my ultimate form

vale harbor
wispy kernel
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I thought it was early June for the update

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We are now in mid June happiesttroll

void stone
errant cosmos
smoky lodge
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Like Elden Ring?

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Yes

errant cosmos
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Rain

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2

errant cosmos
shell oriole
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how it goin bros

pearl mauve
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Pretty nice, school year is over on friday and I'm feeling big hype for metroid and age of calamity dlc (and... yknow what else) so not bad at all

gritty igloo
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^ console update happiesttroll

pearl mauve
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void stone
void stone
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I really need to pick age of calamity back up because knowing that game you might be able to play as them lmao

ancient robin
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In case of a federal investigation. I have no ties with JOON

gritty igloo
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If hopoo begins to cull the horde, I am a disgruntled hybrid pc console player

pastel garnet
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Fellas I have been gone for a whole day and I see I come back to no JOON news

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Sadness

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Officially been over a week since they last tweeted and said we would be saved soon feels bad man

errant cosmos
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Joon is a hell of a drug

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Y’all got any Joon ?

willow sandal
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wait did they seriously send that?

safe harness
willow sandal
ancient robin
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I expected nothing else

pearl mauve
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Ouch, that sucks

willow sandal
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they are realy horrable with public relations...

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nintendo does not to my exspirince

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dont remeber apple doing it ether

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theres much they could say to ease tensions

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they could

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hopoo might not be incharge of pr in his team he probaly exspects gear box to do it

errant cosmos
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I’m at the point where I don’t feel like even typing something that won’t get a response it’s pointless

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I realize I could tweet them but wtf is it going to change they’ve ignored a lot questions already and have the shittiest transparency

willow sandal
errant cosmos
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I mean feel free to send a tweet but there’s no guarantee that it will be acknowledged

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And I agree with you

errant cosmos
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My patience for this update is creating a lot of apathy lmao

void stone
pastel garnet
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I've sent multiple tweets

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They just get ignored

gritty igloo
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Wake up.
No JOON
Day ruined.

ancient robin
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Real

errant cosmos
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Do it up mane

void stone
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🗑️ 🤾‍♂️

errant cosmos
void stone
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This channel has been waiting for...

241 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
226 days since Sundered Grove on PC
85 days since Content Update March on PC
42 days since the update was announced for June for console players
17 days into June without the update

Basically:

This channel has gone 241 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
226 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
42 days without any news on the June update

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Just in cass someone missed it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

viral bronze
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that's buddy

void stone
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Rough

errant cosmos
void stone
errant cosmos
void stone
void stone
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This channel has been waiting for...

242 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
227 days since Sundered Grove on PC
86 days since Content Update March on PC
43 days since the update was announced for June for console players
18 days into June without the update

Basically:

This channel has gone 242 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
227 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
43 days without any news on the June update

ancient robin
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Dude you posted this 3 hours ago

ornate rapids
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Time zones

void stone
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Yeah we do a little harassing

steady fulcrum
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JOON

errant cosmos
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JOON

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Today has been rough boys

iron bough
glass valve
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just a question didnt they say they have to wait for nintendo/sony/microsoft to publish the update 👀

kindred ivy
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Pretty much implied at this point

glass valve
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hmm i might have mixed game updates though they did say theyll save us soon via someones question

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hopoo paul and co 👀

graceful rover
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Anniversary update ps4 when

tight relic
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i think everyone wouldn't be so mad if they just communicated with us

iron bough
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hahha where did you gat that idea from huh?

errant cosmos
tight relic
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im not sure, just a gut feeling 😛

exotic ridge
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It’s awfully late in June for no news about JOON

errant cosmos
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Facts

ashen stump
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joooooooooon

errant cosmos
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🇯🇳

sharp crypt
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Jooooon

azure elm
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more than halfway through june...no news. ok then

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if they are just waiting on verification, they could put that in the "more details in the coming weeks" that they mentioned about a month and a half ago

narrow robin
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it will 100% drop before the month ends? like, it's not possible for it to be delayed, right?

pearl furnace
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If its delayed we move on to JOOLIE!

void stone
smoky lodge
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I just searched the term Joon... it was used in 2019

void stone
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For what

smoky lodge
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An update

surreal pawn
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I hope they add keyboard support to xbox next update

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Because you can only skip the main menu cutscene with it they you cant do anything else with keyvoard

ancient robin
void stone
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🇯 awkwardflushed awkwardflushed 🇳

errant cosmos
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🇯cowboybread cowboybread 🇳

void stone
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I swear they blinked

errant cosmos
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Wonder when they will give us more details

void stone
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Let's see... according to my calculations...

This channel has been waiting for...

242 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
227 days since Sundered Grove on PC
86 days since Content Update March on PC
43 days since the update was announced for June for console players
18 days into June without the update

Basically:

This channel has gone 242 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
227 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
43 days without any news on the June update

Meaning that in 43 days we haven't had any news on the update nor a release date... 18 days into june the situation hasn't changed... 242 days without a single patch... only a handful of days in June... hmmm let me see... exactly 12 days left in June excluding today....

Yep we won't get shit until it releases all of a sudden one of those up-coming 12 days

exotic ridge
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June 29 is my best guess

void stone
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I'm betting on june 25

exotic ridge
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It’s a Tuesday that’s not soon is why. Maybe next tues they will announce 1 week

void stone
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Been betting on that since 43 days ago

exotic ridge
void stone
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Hol on

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22 then

exotic ridge
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That’s ambitious.

void stone
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What's 4 days gonna be for a random update drop come onnnnnn

errant cosmos
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Poopy marketing

ancient robin
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I cant take this anymore

errant cosmos
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Looks like they need a team for that too

ancient robin
void stone
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Let's see

On the 21st of July they announced that 1.0 would come on pc on August 11th

On October 9th they announced that 1.0 would come to consoles on October 20th

On the 22nd of March they announced that CUM would come on March 25th on pc

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So basically, the release date announcements are getting shittier and shittier YEP

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Also march 25th was a Thursday

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While as you said the console updates came out on tuesdays

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Tomorrow they'll announce that the update is coming the 22nd bet

ancient robin
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And if not the day after that.. then the day after that.. then the day after that

void stone
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It can't be later than the 25th right? Hahahah....

ancient robin
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Cant be later than the 32nd

exotic ridge
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Can not

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Hopefully

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Unless they pull a big sad and are like: “Consoles? Pshah they don’t matter!”

errant cosmos
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That’s how it feels

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I’m sure they’re busy but like fuck , type up a quick ass tweet and slap some picture underneath and boom the message we have all been waiting for

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Like 1 sentence worth of words

ancient robin
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Yeah...

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Its that simple but they wont tell is anything

void stone
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Risk of Rain 2 just tweeted something

"OH YEAH BTW GUYS CONSOLE UPDATE ON THE 27TH KTHX BYE"

errant cosmos
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“Hype”

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Nah bro you creating apathy

void stone
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Replies to its own tweet an hour later

"FUCK WE FORGOT TO UPDATE Y'ALL BIG SORRY"

errant cosmos
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Ez tweet ez life

void stone
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Or better yet

"Update 26."

Doesn't elaborate
Leaves

errant cosmos
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But for some reason they don’t have a marketing / Twitter person to make announcements idk who’s fuckkng job that is

exotic ridge
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Update June 5th is the worst news you can hear

errant cosmos
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Get it the fuck together , get your shit in a nice neat little box and get it together

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Best believe they will start marketing and promo when they want people to buy that fucking dlc in 500 years

limber star
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the dlc that comes out for pc before the console update at this point linus

errant cosmos
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They say they want to release them at the same time but we will see

void stone
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I fuckin hope they will sincerely

limber star
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even if they manage to release them at the same time most likely the console version will be bugged asf

errant cosmos
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Yeah I mean I would hope

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Who knows

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If that’s the case they should just pack it up

void stone
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If they release them at the same time it'll probably mean that hopoo and gearbox will work on them together

limber star
errant cosmos
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1.0 was such a flaccid release

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iS tHiS hYpe?

ancient robin
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"Oh sick new tweet"

(Its just a screenshot of pre 1.0 with a caption)

limber star
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where they respond to one rhetorical tweet

void stone
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Oh cool a new tweet!

scavenger sitting down

ancient robin
errant cosmos
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Imagine releasing a fucking game that’s been in beta forever. They release for console and it’s a complete disaster but you don’t want to even address it or be transparent or even expedite the process

void stone
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Lol

limber star
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feel like this game just didn't account for an actual large console audience so when they slap a team on it the priority is lower

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like "oh yeah they'll port it to console" then all the devs work on the main game while gearbox dies on the toilet

ancient robin
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I'll take back everything i say if the update is on point with PC

errant cosmos
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We don’t want no problems

limber star
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i wouldn't say it's the devs fault really but i want to like this game without being left out

errant cosmos
limber star
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that's very true

errant cosmos
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My eyes were bigger than my stomach

limber star
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and now that console both came after pc and has a parallel amount of fans, leaving it alone isn't an option anymore

errant cosmos
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Big muhfuggin facts

void stone
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Yeah it felt like porting it to a consoles + stadia was like a business move to get more money for an hypothetical future project
They kinda do feel like afterthoughts since patches are rare to see

ancient robin
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Stadia has had the anniversary update forever now

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Wheres console update?

errant cosmos
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Boutta go get my second vaccine shot , anniversary update better be here when I get back

willow sandal
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Any news?

void stone
errant cosmos
muted knot
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Today’s the 18th

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My guess was wronf

errant cosmos
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it’s okay brother we all feel your pain

void stone
rapid bane
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Risk of rain 2 twitter: hey guys the update for consoles is coming in June
The playerbase: and you'll give us the day, right?
Risk of rain 2 twitter:

void stone
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You'll tell us the date, right?

supple briar
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Name a more iconic duo

Hoppo and announcing stuff the day it comes a week in advance or a day in advance

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I remember 1.0 was made to drop on the 28th and they didn’t say until the 21st or 24th

exotic ridge
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JooN

small sable
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honestly i'm the clown for actually thinking it would come earlier this time

void stone
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SAME

supple briar
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Yeah I feel like the “first time?” Meme whenever I read the posts here

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I understand before we weren’t in a buggy mess, but we’ve always suffered with waiting

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This wait only got boosted because we were left in the dark

gritty igloo
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The worst bug I can think of pre 1.0 is invincible scavs, but then 1.0 came out and happiesttroll

rapid bane
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Theres alot of bugs that can be considered the worst now

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Worst bug of this games life time imo
The progress reset bug

muted knot
ancient robin
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Time that the account would tweet has passed

Maybe next week

daring bronze
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My brothers and sisters are in anguish

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This cannot stand

exotic ridge
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It's gonna happen

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just later...

gritty igloo
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It doesn't happen anymore but it did in hidden realms

void stone
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That also happened with Evolution and if enemies got Dio's for their red

errant cosmos
void stone
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I opened discord thinking "HOLY SHIT I MIGHT BE RIGHT ABOUT THE 22ND"
Highkey hoping for announcements to have something in it

ornate rapids
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Then?

errant cosmos
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I’m not even mad anymore I’m depressed

void stone
ornate rapids
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It's the 18th tho

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Right?

errant cosmos
void stone
pastel garnet
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Nope we live in poverty

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Dispare

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Agony, and suffering

void stone
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Despair* 😎

errant cosmos
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Risk of Pain

void stone
ancient robin
rapid bane
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Im going insane 2

sharp crypt
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Today’s prismatic trial seems good for slicing winds

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Glass + kin and beetles on the first stage

rapid bane
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Ooo

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Time to go get broken ability

void stone
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Guys
I am feeling it...
Getting closer

And I'm not just saying that because there's 12 days left in June

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Okay maybe that's like half the reason why I feel this way

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Who said that?? Where?

lapis acorn
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My new theory is it releases June 30th at 11:59:59 PM

void stone
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Ah of course

willow sandal
lapis acorn
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All of them

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Dramatic Music

void stone
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Australians malding rn

lapis acorn
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No but a serious answer would be wherever hopoo games is stationed so something like PDT

void stone
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What the hell

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Do you mean when they said "more news soon lol"

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Oh

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Oh that

errant cosmos
vale harbor
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I mean it can't be much longer until the updates out since they did say june

void stone
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12 days

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🇯 💯 💯 🇳

rapid bane
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12 days of joonmas

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On the 12th day of joonmas hopoo gave to us
No news of update

void stone
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And the update got pushed to July

vale harbor
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No matter what happens im excited that its coming to console

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Even if it gets pushed to july

void stone
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Man

errant cosmos
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my little brother and I agree that when the update comes out first we will enjoy it and then we will check the bugs
I don't know if you guys join this idea

void stone
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Well bugs are something you encounter mostly by accident

errant cosmos
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Yea, but it is a celebration

void stone
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Ye

supple briar
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Just play Bandit he should have the least bugs because he’s new.

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Oh wait Captain released how he did don’t quote me on that.

paper saddle
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They probably have to remake the whole game because of all the broken shit

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Thats why it's delayed

rapid bane
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They made a completely new game called risk of vain and hope we won't notice the difference

jaunty holly
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June 29 is my guess

jaunty trench
jaunty holly
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lol no i don't think so

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they advised the date for PC a couple days before it actually dropped (iirc)

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so im assuming it will be something similar for console

smoky anchor
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Finally got the skill that doesn't even work 😎

paper saddle
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Egner?

kindred ivy
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Gonna guess slicing winds

paper saddle
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Oh is that one broken too?

kindred ivy
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Heard it was, haven't used it since I unlocked it

paper saddle
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Never used it either

graceful rover
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Anniversary update ps4 when

elfin mica
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joon

errant cosmos
pastel garnet
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Anniversary update never it seems

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Please go upvote what I wrote in feedback guys aren't we all united plus in dying to be noticed no cap 😭

mossy bay
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PS4: I jumped off the map (The 2nd version of Titan Plains) during a stage transition and spawned under the map in AbandonedAquueduct, I then re-entered the map by walking into the secret cave area and was stuck.

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My friend (same platform) has also had his game crash whenever he uses a newt alter

wise frigate
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c:

muted knot
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No announcment today 😦

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:(*

smoky lodge
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😒

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Fuck you phone! :$

void stone
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Still nothing huh

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This channel has been waiting for...

243 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
228 days since Sundered Grove on PC
87 days since Content Update March on PC
44 days since the update was announced for June for console players
19 days into June without the update

Basically:

This channel has gone 243 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
228 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
44 days without any news on the June update

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Back to sleep I go cheemssleep

void stone
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I got pinged here and in gd1 and I thought something dropped

wispy sail
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Does anyone else pickup an ageis on Xbox and just have it not do anything

rigid acorn
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Yes many times

wispy sail
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Normal as in like you also pick it up and it don’t do shit

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That’s some monkey nuts are they gonna like fix it or is a literal red item just useless

wispy sail
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What other items don’t work cause that’s the only one that I’ve noticed

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Brilliant behemoth is definitely not broken

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Stop the cap

solemn willow
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Homie sounds so saddened by this revelation

void stone
vale harbor
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Oh no wonder behemoth feels useless

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I thought it was just a cool explosive effect that did nothing else

rapid bane
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Rip boomer commando

void stone
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Still in awe that 1.0's highlight, cap'n, is broken lmao

vale harbor
gritty igloo
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Broken as in dysfunctional

vale harbor
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whats wrong with cap?

gritty igloo
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Taser doesn't work half the time, shotgun spread is immense for no reason, beacon button mapping is reversed.

vale harbor
void stone
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Broken

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Like most of the port is

gritty igloo
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How's the saying go, lightning never strikes twice? Well, Royal capacitor doesn't care, because when you use it, one activates at the null/ default point of the map and then strikes the target

vale harbor
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here's to hoping anniversary update will be better?

gritty igloo
void stone
gritty igloo
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If you hit something on a frame skip, it defaults to the null point, like projectiles and probes

void stone
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Frame skip?

gritty igloo
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Lag

vale harbor
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I still think captain is pretty fun all around

gritty igloo
void stone
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Huh
Speaking of lag
Ever blinked during it?
As huntress

gritty igloo
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Uh oh

void stone
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You go across the map lmao

gritty igloo
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Bruh

vale harbor
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my only gripe with cap is not being able to use half the abilities in hidden realms

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Lore wise it makes sense but its still annoying

gritty igloo
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An intended mechanic, how do you strike something that doesn't exist in space and time

void stone
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That's the one intended thing that works about him

gritty igloo
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Also new heresy items offset that

void stone
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How to gimp your run on console:

  • Play captain
  • Go to every hidden realm possible
gritty igloo
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Ruin fucking slaps on captain, 8 stacks on 1 m1

warped trout
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Another day another not joon

gritty igloo
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A day without joon is a crap day

void stone
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A joon a day keeps the news away

gritty igloo
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Crossplay is a mile away dream that I kinda hope for

void stone
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"I showed you my console-specific bug, now show me yours 😳"

ancient robin
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Nice of the princess to invite us to play test the anniversary update on consoles, ey Luigi?

void stone
errant cosmos
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Mama Mia

wise frigate
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Do the Mario

willow sandal
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Any news?

void stone
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Maybe today in 1 or 2 hours 👀

errant cosmos
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I hope

willow sandal
void stone
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All the console updates came out on a tuesday
Most announcements were tweeted at 5-6pm my time (now it's 4:30)
The announcement for CUM's release date on pc was done 3 days prior to is release

Today is 3 days before next tuesday

narrow robin
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we getting desperate huh

void stone
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Oh absolutely

heavy lotus
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Joon

surreal pawn
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This is some 5head theorys for the next update

void stone
surreal pawn
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Wtf

void stone
errant cosmos
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JOON

void stone
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Welp it was worth a shot

rapid bane
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JOOLIE

void stone
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🇯 🇴 🇴 🇱

supple briar
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If it’s not the 29th which would be announced on the 22nd, then it’s definitely happening on the 32nd…

exotic ridge
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JOON

void stone
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🇯 CueAnimeGasp CueAnimeGasp 🇱

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Man I'm just glad I'm getting my boy engi back eventually

supple briar
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I don’t think they would delay us this late into it.

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They know how much we’ve suffered and how it would make their sales suffer.

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Imagine an army of people wanting to give you bad PR or not recommending this cheap game to their friends.

void stone
#

Exactly

valid mango
#

Its taking foreeeeveeeer!!! 😭

supple briar
#

Just think of all the sales they’ve missed out on so far from it being buggy and broken and friends saying “yeah don’t buy it until after they fix it” for the past year.

void stone
#

I should have actively boycotted their market on twitter and shit smh

supple briar
#

Maybe it was PEW being jealous and trying to destroy their game.

#

Who leaves a game like this… -stares at terraria console devs-

iron bough
void stone
#

CEASE

iron bough
#

I would love to

void stone
#

I WANT MY ENGI BACK GEARBOX

iron bough
void stone
#

3 days

ancient robin
#

Hey is the seed good for unlocking etherial ?

void stone
#

I heard it has Glass + kin right?

#

This channel has been waiting for...

243 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
228 days since Sundered Grove on PC
87 days since Content Update March on PC
44 days since the update was announced for June for console players
19 days into June without the update

Basically:

This channel has gone 243 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
228 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
44 days without any news on the June update

Posting it again so people can see

iron bough
#

19 days into June without the update...

willow sandal
void stone
#

Oh god I'd get banned immediately

willow sandal
void stone
#

For sending it to hopoo

#

They'd easily be able to track it back to me

willow sandal
jaunty trench
#

Bans for telling the truth

void stone
#

Yeah buddy I'm not trying that

#

I already risked it by sending that essay to ghor in questions

errant cosmos
#

I dont know if it's been posted here but if you use certain moves(it has happened to me with huntresses alternate right bumper and the strides of heresy move) in a mushrooms acid bubble thing the effect won't go away leading to you dying (on xbox)

willow sandal
void stone
#

No

willow sandal
errant cosmos
#

🇯DrizzleBongo DrizzleBongo 🇳

#

Pls

void stone
#

🇯 DrizzleBongo DrizzleBongo 🇱

errant cosmos
ripe fjord
#

JOON update was a lie made by gearbox to sell more copies of ROR2

void stone
#

Man.

ancient robin
#

Just 100% ror2

#

Got the Irradiant pearl log and etherial in the same day

void stone
#

Getting discriminated in gd1 rn

ancient robin
#

I now have nothing to work towards until JOON

#

Gonna unlock diablo first. Big nuke go brrrr

#

Also got Ifrits destinction on the run where i got ethereal

#

I am very lucky today

void stone
#

Dude try getting another irradiant

ancient robin
#

Hell no

#

Also Slicing winds is fun.

#

You may sacrifice I frames but you can use any move while its attacking

void stone
#

Slicing winds is supposed to apply exposed toohappiesttroll

ancient robin
#

Yeah i see. That would make it way better

#

Also using it on a bunch of enemies that are close together is amazing

void stone
#

I prefer going full melee as merc

ancient robin
#

Same but slicing wings is fun

void stone
errant cosmos
void stone
errant cosmos
supple briar
void stone
#

Mfw no joon news

surreal pawn
#

Memegen

supple briar
#

I don’t know why companies think letting a team not as passionate about their project ruin their bottom line. We won’t get risk of rain 3 if this keeps up

void stone
#

Easy money but not too easy

void stone
#

Bruh

#

Wait hold on I have an ides

#

@surreal pawn

supple briar
#

RoR3 could exist if we just let this game prosper.

#

Of course gearbox would push them to do it too and expand their team

ancient robin
jaunty holly
#

"To all of our fans on consoles, we are excited to confirm that the Anniversary Update and the Sundered Grove map will be available for everyone to enjoy in June. 🍄
Stay tuned for more details in the coming weeks!" May 7th

#

more details in the coming weeks.. HuntressThink

jaunty holly
gritty igloo
#

If anyone says "coming weeks" the most I'm giving them is 3 and 1/2 weeks, anymore and you better say months

errant cosmos
#

Am I the only one who is experiencing floor clipping?

errant cosmos
#

;-;

ripe fjord
#

console will never be fixed

errant cosmos
#

;-;

#

After we get the recent update who knows

void stone
#

Commando slide clips through a log

#

Anyway good night console gang WizardPeepoHappy cheemssleep peposleep

errant cosmos
#

Gn

#

Gn

void stone
errant cosmos
#

Over half way through Joon with no update

ripe fjord
#

when i have amassed enough speed as huntress and teleport next to a wall while sprinting i often go through it

#

it fills me with power

wispy kernel
#

Sad days

#

Early joon

#

Lies all lies

wise frigate
wispy kernel
#

Still no update

#

Stadia did this to us

#

Let us revolt

surreal pawn
#

I stayed up to 4am waiting for any news

#

Fuck this good night and I'll do it again

wise frigate
paper saddle
#

Wtf his Grovetenders hurtbox

#

I shot her right in the vag and nothing happened

wise frigate
#

Huntress moment

paper saddle
#

I know hunterness bad but not that bad I think

#

Weird stuff

wise frigate
#

Does ballista pierce

#

cuz maybe you got fucked over by a mini wisp or something

paper saddle
#

I dont hink so

#

All 3 shots too

wise frigate
#

(They have the same amount of health as normal wisps which is bullshit garbage)

paper saddle
#

Well on console they have infinit health lol

wise frigate
#

correct

#

on console they have actual wisp health

#

like the regular spawning ones

#

which is torture

paper saddle
#

Werent they unkillable?

wise frigate
#

on anyone without aoe

wise frigate
paper saddle
#

Ah nvm in the bug list I read it said basically unkillable

#

Just remembered it wrong

wispy kernel
#

happiesttroll Coming weeks

#

Coming Month

#

Coming Year Acrid

paper saddle
#

Also it was still healthy after the 3 ballista shots, so I think they have more than wisp hp and are actually closer to unkillable

wise frigate
#

good port

paper saddle
#

Yes wtf were they even doing bruh

#

If they had hotfixed it at least

#

I guess the port team went into hiding after their epic console prank

graceful rover
#

Anniversary update ps4 when

paper saddle
#

December

void stone
#

This channel has been waiting for...

244 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
229 days since Sundered Grove on PC
88 days since Content Update March on PC
45 days since the update was announced for June for console players
20 days into June without the update

Basically:

This channel has gone 244 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
229 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
45 days without any news on the June update

jaunty trench
#

Man Risk of rain 2 was made by three people

#

And ported by two

#

I'm banking on tomorrow

void stone
#

Ported by 2?

jaunty trench
#

Sorry that was a bad joke

#

Almost as bad as how they're handling the June update situation

void stone
#

Well you know I would have believed it

humble ice
gritty igloo
warped trout
ancient robin
smoky lodge
#

Man I preferred the straight raw power of JOON

errant cosmos
smoky lodge
#

Eh

errant cosmos
#

JOON

#

WHERE THE FUCK JOON

daring bronze
#

Where joon

rigid acorn
#

You think they just gonna drop it and say it’s out?

#

Or give us a heads up like 1 hour prior lol

smoky lodge
#

They’ll give us a 10 minute countdown but actually release it when they start the countdown

daring bronze
#

I’m gonna put Hopoo in my mouth

ancient robin
#

Hotpoo*

red dew
#

Joon lol

ancient robin
rigid acorn
#

Joon

errant cosmos
warped trout
ancient robin
warped trout
#

Hopoo on his way to release the update on the last second of June

rapid bane
#

Update releases june 30th 11:59:59 pm UTC

willow sandal
wise frigate
#

JNEVER 😔

iron bough
#

Every day I'm significantly closer to commiting mass genocide and this time not on lemurians and wisps

#

I even believed them.... I had hope.... I really thought they weren't gonna fail us again and actually have updates on joon in the upcoming weeks

wispy kernel
void stone
#

I like how I come back 10 hours later and still no joon WizardPeepoHappy 👍

#

This channel has been waiting for...

244 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
229 days since Sundered Grove on PC
88 days since Content Update March on PC
45 days since the update was announced for June for console players
20 days into June without the update

Basically:

This channel has gone 244 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
229 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
45 days without any news on the June update

wispy kernel
ancient robin
glass valve
#

i just wonder who is doing the porting business now is it hoppo or gearbox or another developer

warped trout
#

Gearbox

#

Hopoo never had anything to do with it

errant cosmos
void stone
#

It was PlayEveryWare before
Gearbox now

willow sandal
void stone
#

No

willow sandal
teal lagoon
#

How do you do fellow sufferers

void stone
#

Horrible

wispy kernel
pearl furnace
#

Always remember, we could be the payday 2 console community

wispy kernel
#

We don’t talk about them

pearl furnace
#

Those poor bastards

#

Xbox 20XX community has it the worst imo.

#

Every other platform has the final update, except for them

#

And thebdevs have moved on completely to 30XX

wispy kernel
pearl furnace
#

console TF2 got fucked pretty hard

#

Poor bastards dont even have hats

wispy kernel
#

They still have to pay for the game

#

Lmao

pearl furnace
#

That too

#

Theres some other game I played that started out on console and once pc came out they abandoned it almost immediately

#

It pissed me off enough that i seem to have repressed the memories of what the name was

#

Monday Night Combat

void stone
#

Fucking console ports alwas getting the short end of the stick

wispy kernel
#

We are getting shafted

wise frigate
#

At least hk console port isn’t bad

pearl furnace
#

On the bright side, if we get shafted then isaac hayes performs our soundtrack

narrow robin
#

20th already...

void stone
willow sandal
zenith pumice
#

Still no news on the update?

small sable
#

you know what thats it

#

now i cant even post a dam gif without looking like a clown

#

im out boys

errant cosmos
#

I'm going to be honest, for me I care more about fixing the bugs than the content of the anniversary update.
I'm not saying I don't care about bandit/ new skills / new final stage and * cof * sundered grove * cof * what I want to say is that I have even more hype for the bugs fixs

void stone
#

Yo wassup I worked out and
Still no joon huh?

errant cosmos
#

JOON Join us

void stone
paper saddle
void stone
#

Ye

#

I'm pretty sure they ported all of them until 1.0

candid patrol
#

Anyone know when console update coming out

jaunty trench
#

We're they as bad at communicating as gearbox

void stone
#

We have no news whatsoever

candid patrol
#

Bruh

void stone
#

Indeed.

void stone
wise frigate
void stone
willow sandal
#

did i miss the update?

void stone
willow sandal
void stone
#

What

errant cosmos
#

I’m fucking livid

willow sandal
#

they never anouced anyo of the console updates did they?

errant cosmos
#

These guys can’t make tweets for shit and its fucking sad like Jesus fucking Christ

void stone
#

All on tuesday
And most announcements were done at 5-6pm my time (+1gmt)

errant cosmos
#

Just type a sentence and say thanks for being patient or some shit but no they literally don’t give two flying fucks about console people but best believe when it’s time to buy that dlc they will market and promo

void stone
#

And we shall boycothappiesttroll

errant cosmos
#

Fuck yo dlc bitch

#

I went from telling people to buy this game to nah man I don’t recommend

#

It sucks because it was fun while it lasted

#

Btw, risk of rain 2 Is on sale in xboxhappiesttroll

candid patrol
#

Like the fact that they don’t at least say that it’s still gonna come out in June is nuts.

#

They’ve gone silent

errant cosmos
#

The silence is absurd

#

I question the integrity of the developer tbh

void stone
#

LMAO

errant cosmos
#

Do you want your game to do good or do you not give a fuck ?

candid patrol
#

On top of that if it’s an employee issue just get more there’s lots of people looking for jobs

errant cosmos
#

Cus all you have to do is make some tweets

errant cosmos
#

This Is us, waiting for some kind of annoucement

#

Bruh that’s me rn I’m flaming

void stone
#

Ping paul and ask "joon?"

hollow scroll
#

That's me, like I'd even appreciate an announcement that the console update is getting delayed, anything other than the radio silence we've had for the past lord-knows-how-long

errant cosmos
#

Like dude is lacking in marketing and it’s not even that fucking hard , you have a Twitter just make a tweet , you have a discord make and announcement

errant cosmos
errant cosmos
#

I’ve really had it

void stone
#

So do we all agree to reply "FUCK YOU" to the tweet that eventually tells us the update is out?

errant cosmos
#

Like wtf I double dipped on this sorry ass game

hollow scroll
#

Ouch, you too?

errant cosmos
#

Shadow drop oh yeh btw here’s the update

jaunty holly
#

Hopoo, can you please drop the announcement today in honor of Fathers day

#

would be pretty cool of you

errant cosmos
#

Hopoo is the dead beat dad of risk of rain

hollow scroll
#

Unless you're a PC player, in which case he's your cool rich dad who loves and supports you

static blade
#

Yep

errant cosmos
#

Yep

jaunty holly
#

Child vs Step Child

static blade
#

But a good pc costs thousands

jaunty holly
#

jUSt buY a pC

errant cosmos
#

I can’t afford that so I guess fuxk me right

static blade
#

Yeah it's like wtf man

errant cosmos
#

My consumerism level isn’t high enough

#

I dOnT wAnT tO bUy A pC

jaunty holly
errant cosmos
#

Thanks man

void stone
errant cosmos
#

God damn motherfucking Joon

vale harbor
#

If the update doesn't come by next Friday I'll be in awe

wise frigate
#

Console engi is sad

warped trout
#

Switch*

stray osprey
#

Why engineer turret tr58 don't follow him? It will be fixed?

smoky lodge
#

For some reason it’s walking is borked, hopefully will be fixed in the coming update

stray osprey
#

Thx

trail holly
#

Joon

pastel garnet
#

JOON

glass valve
#

i dont understand why the devs dont like you know evaluate the updates before it get sent to consoles and why it doesnt get beta tested properly

#

and when i mean by evaluate i mean gearbox sending the update back to hoppo to check if everything is fine

pastel garnet
#

That would be to much effort

#

You see how they treat us more news coming soon, weeks later no news

rapid bane
#

Top 5 facts
1: joon
2: hopoo is ignoring our cries for help
3: we should riot protest peacefully
4: joon
5: my bird keeps making smoke alarm noises at me

#

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

pearl furnace
#

Ah yes... Parrots and dying smoke alarms, a match made in hell.

zenith pumice
#

Day 20 into joon and my rations have been worn thin...

#

This is truly hell

pearl furnace
#

you may have to eat the scum and just become a rebel

zenith pumice
#

And thus I have truly become my namesake

small sable
#

don't you idiots see

#

there is no update

#

there never was a console update

#

risk of pain

errant cosmos
#

Killed by the fucking planet

willow sandal
errant cosmos
#

What

vale harbor
#

I saw a ping from this server and got excited.

errant cosmos
#

JOON

willow sandal
stray osprey
willow sandal
stray osprey
#

Khhhhh

errant cosmos
vale harbor
#

Even my patience is running thin, and I'm a fairly patient person

willow sandal
vale harbor
#

If I was rock I'd be as patient as time itself

willow sandal
vale harbor
willow sandal
vale harbor
#

I wish acrids albino skin looked better

errant cosmos
#

We were supposed to be playing the anniversary update on console rn

vale harbor
willow sandal
vale harbor
#

But I'm hopeful that they're working on it

#

and didn't just leave console in the dust (which wouldn't be shocking)

errant cosmos
vale harbor
#

So it can't be much longer til the updates out

willow sandal
vale harbor
#

Oh.

#

Oh this is that month?

#

Its gonna be on the last day of june.

willow sandal
vale harbor
#

Calling it

willow sandal
vale harbor
#

2nd to last day then?

willow sandal
#

switch submishions usaly take a min of 7 days to go throught

vale harbor
#

Oh

#

So it could be happening soon

willow sandal
#

they litteraly have to days unless they got the update pre aproved

vale harbor
#

I just wanna play around with the new shit

willow sandal
vale harbor
willow sandal
vale harbor
#

is loving all of them equally an answer?

willow sandal
vale harbor
#

Probably most interested in the birb transformation items then

willow sandal
#

same

vale harbor
#

I'm just excited

willow sandal
#

i want to not have game breaking bugs anymore'

vale harbor
#

same

willow sandal
#

and a full set of items to play with

vale harbor
#

Wait this is the update with the new loadouts for survivors right?

#

Just checking

#

The fact that I can miss a almost point blank shot with captain is almost unacceptable

willow sandal
#

no clue who knows what game breaking bugs we will still have or get

vale harbor
vale harbor
willow sandal
#

rack,bloom,agis dont work

willow sandal
#

then get 10 rack and wam imortal

vale harbor
#

co-op publics is so chaotic

willow sandal
#

jerks or abandoners with run ending ingame pain

vale harbor
#

and just item hogs

#

Just split them evenly between everyone ffs

iron bough
#

Guys today's the day, I have a feeling
21st
It has to happened
I'm not desprete it's just happening
Today
On the 21st
Yup
No way it isn't

vale harbor
#

it isn't that hard to not take every single item you find

#

like I have no problem with people having a few more items than someone else but when the amount of items you have is double everyone else's then we got a problem

willow sandal
iron bough
#

When was the last time the ror2 account tweeted?

willow sandal
vale harbor
#

I'm always like oh thats really good on x they should take that not me

#

Like focus crystal or backup mag for loader

willow sandal
# vale harbor s a m e

or when i playing enginer with clones and they block me from geting yellows.reds or blues when i gave them all green and whites

vale harbor
#

People who take every single red item piss me the hell off

willow sandal
vale harbor
#

First stage, commando opens two large chests two reds come out (command on)

commando takes head stompers and aegis

willow sandal
#

jerk

vale harbor
#

First off, how fucking lucky do you gotta be, second off why

willow sandal
#

also dumb jerk

vale harbor
#

It was 3 player co-op so like

#

I don't know why you couldn't have just given one of the reds to the other people

errant cosmos
willow sandal
vale harbor
#

engi sounds really good on paper, and yknow what I like engi so yeah he's pretty good

willow sandal
#

but again engineer would want to hoard whites not red

vale harbor
#

yeah

willow sandal
#

bungus,clips

vale harbor
#

Bungus and engi go together like peanut butter and jelly

willow sandal
#

mor like the rich and money

vale harbor
#

Accurate

#

God I remember this one time

#

I was carrying this new player to mithrix, they went to soup island, and traded all of their greens for head stompers, feels bad

willow sandal
#

plus agies and horns and rack on engineer are monsterus

willow sandal
vale harbor
#

I didnt expect much of them, they were obviously very new so yeah but still, feels bad

errant cosmos
#

He need to learn which items are meme/bad and which ones are good, that Is the Beauty of a new player

vale harbor
#

everyone needs to learn that when they are new

#

Some items sound great but are actually garbage

#

And vice versa

willow sandal
#

like courpse bloom, when should you take a coorps bloom is beond even mildly fermilure players

errant cosmos
#

I remember the first Time i grab courpse bloom, i was so cofusing then i realize how bad Is It in the late game and how good Is in the early,

This happen before the 1.0 BUGPDATE

paper saddle
#

I forgot is it also broken on console

errant cosmos
#

~50% of the things in console are broken

willow sandal
paper saddle
#

Yea with 9 ez

errant cosmos
#

Just get 9 of the same Red 4head

paper saddle
#

Yea I get 9 all the time

errant cosmos
#

Command?

wise frigate
#

Console rack happiesttroll

paper saddle
#

Yes toptier red

#

Lets get it 2 eclipse wins on merc in like 4 runs

#

Im not letting the bugs fk me up

willow sandal
errant cosmos
#

Ok

paper saddle
#

True if you have like 45 green scrap

willow sandal
errant cosmos
paper saddle
#

Btw is Mithrix supposed to be afk until you walk up to him?

#

Does that happen when you're not in line of sight after the succ in last phase

#

Happened in both fights today as merc

#

I usually sit on top of the ramp but he definetly doesnt always afk after the succ

#

He only got active after I hit him

#

Don have nitro so I have to share the google drive link instead

rapid bane
willow sandal
rapid bane
#

Oh no not corpse bloom
Whatever will we do without the amazing item that is corpse bloom

errant cosmos
#

Where it be tho

graceful rover
#

Anniversary update ps4 when

severe tiger
#

Should’ve bought a pc

wispy kernel
errant cosmos
paper saddle
willow sandal
paper saddle
#

Damn I didnt know it was this broken

willow sandal
#

and with rack not working in like 90% of uses

#

its kind of pointles plus agies only works on hit heals

paper saddle
#

Yea its big garbo

willow sandal
#

its like healing is so buged rage

#

plus curpse bloom would be amazing in a regen heavy run

#

so hope they fix

upper oriole
#

i really hope bandit isnt bugged when he comes to console, the fact that he has a shotgun makes me worried because of how messed up captains shotgun spread is on console currently

#

also i hope they fix captain

#

i wonder if the port team bothered to go back and fix all the old bugs like that

#

or if theyre just focusing on the new stuff

willow sandal
graceful rover
#

Anniversary update ps4 when

paper saddle
#

Yo m

void stone
#

This channel has been waiting for...

245 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
230 days since Sundered Grove on PC
89 days since Content Update March on PC
46 days since the update was announced for June for console players
21 days into June without the update

Basically:

This channel has gone 245 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
230 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
46 days without any news on the June update

leaden stratus
#

We still have 9 days guys....

void stone
#

And?

#

I'm not mad about the update not being here
I'm mad at their lack of communication
Lack of news when they said, 46 days ago, "more details in the coming weeks!" On twitter.

And we've had nothing since.

leaden stratus
#

Oh yea Im mad too thats a message of concern

void stone
#

Yep

vale harbor
#

I just wish they would like let us know what was happening and why it is being delayed

#

I get lost in litterally all of the maps so sundered Grove looks like its gonna be hell

humble ice
void stone
#

Yo did anyone here ever get a chimera family event on stage 5??

vale harbor
void stone
#

@vale harbor no it's when the lunar chimera show up on stage 5

vale harbor
#

...what

void stone
#

Ye

ancient robin
#

Screenshot is far back but ill try to find it

void stone
#

Which console?

ancient robin
#

Switch

#

Shit i cant find the image

#

But it can happen

void stone
#

Wow that is weird

#

These family events are too rare
245 days and I never got the chimera one lmao

ancient robin
#

Lol

#

Ive only got it once

void stone
#

Golems and wisps right?

ancient robin
#

Ye

void stone
#

Man I wanna see those fuckers on stage 5

ancient robin
#

It looks off lol

void stone
#

I bet they do

void stone
errant cosmos
#

Where’s our Joon lads

#

It’s fucking Monday

void stone
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A what

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Guzzler

errant cosmos
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A cum guzzler hahaha

void stone
errant cosmos
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JOON

void stone
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JOON

errant cosmos
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Feels like r/tomorrow in here

iron bough
iron bough
void stone
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Apparently forced assembly got it on switch

iron bough
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At this point I'm just laughing at every new day

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I'm just going insane
Wait brb name change

void stone
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I wish I was right about the 25th
But i's not a Tuesday

iron bough
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I'm gonna go fucking kill a chair out of anger
How? I don't know. But I will.

void stone
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SHOW THAT PIECE OF WOOD WHO'S BOSS

iron bough
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They won.

void stone
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Fuck

surreal pawn
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Hope it's tuesday when they release it

errant cosmos
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🇯HuntressThink HuntressThink 🇳

void stone
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🇯 sex sex 🇳

willow sandal
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you know the 1 enemy events?

void stone
willow sandal
void stone
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Hahahahah
Yeah...

willow sandal
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never scene only golems or wisps spawning?

void stone
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Family events bro

willow sandal
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also we need a boss level lizard boss

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it has text at begining of level

void stone
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They are called family events on the wiki
Also
In the chat
You'll see messages like
"The air begins to burn"
"The ground beneath you begins to shift" etc...

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It's like a 1% chance to get a family event

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Ye there's one for lunar chimera specifically on stage 5

rapid bane
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🇯 dancindoge dancindoge 🇳

errant cosmos
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🇯BopbopCat BopbopCat 🇳

viral bronze
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My run a few minutes ago ended with this actually

void stone
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What cons-
Chara?

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Do you play on console?

viral bronze
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Xbox

void stone
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Interesting
Glad to know it exists instead of being another bug

errant cosmos
willow sandal
void stone
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Same rarity as elite aspects lol

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Or maybe their chances got swapped

willow sandal
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who likes Genesis_Loop on engineer?

void stone
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Seems neat
If mobile turrets worked

willow sandal
void stone
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Because they are fucking supposed to.

willow sandal
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i would rather pick legs and i would pick mounted to the ground permenently

errant cosmos
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Free my mans turrets

willow sandal
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plus genise loop is pointless with out bungus

void stone
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Eh

errant cosmos
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Let my mans turrets walk

willow sandal
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oh yeah the thing i can wait for elite turrets are finaly a thing

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cant*

errant cosmos
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I want my moving turrets

void stone
errant cosmos
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It’s situational

willow sandal