#ror2-bug-reports-console

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void stone
errant cosmos
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I gotta keep up the Joon morale somehow !!

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There is no jate or whatever JOON

void stone
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🇯 CryAboutIt CryAboutIt 🇳

errant cosmos
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🇯thinkroll thinkroll 🇳

void stone
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🇯 blobparty blobparty 🇳

errant cosmos
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🇯borntofeel borntofeel 🇳

void stone
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🇯 facemelt facemelt 🇳

small sable
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anyone on xbox tryna rip a game

errant cosmos
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🇯BopbopCat BopbopCat 🇳

small sable
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the xbox lfg is beyond dead

errant cosmos
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Oof , I’m switch brother sorry

small sable
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all good bro

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we're all team console at the end of the day

errant cosmos
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Team Video games

small sable
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team electronic media

errant cosmos
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🇯pogobj pogobj 🇳

void stone
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Dude the console gang is UNITED

small sable
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never before have they been like this

errant cosmos
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Hell yeah gimmie that electronic media shit I need that

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UNITED IN JOON
There’s also some pc players that stand with us

void stone
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Rly?

errant cosmos
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Pretty sure I’ve seen someone mention that they play on pc but they just came in to say Joon

ancient robin
errant cosmos
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This games community is pretty cool

void stone
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The console community is tight
I love this channel

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I really hope bread actually suggested the console general thing

ancient robin
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This channel is for everyone to share a drink called pain

errant cosmos
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Pain drank

void stone
errant cosmos
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Got that pain up in my cup

ancient robin
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hand I've felt this pain once before

errant cosmos
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My cup is overflowing, you want some ?

void stone
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No thank you I'm fucking full

ancient robin
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I'm thirsty

errant cosmos
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Here have some more though

void stone
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I have been full for over 200 days

errant cosmos
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When you’re hydrated in pain but bone dry at the same time

void stone
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When you're h

errant cosmos
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h

void stone
errant cosmos
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So that guy that pinged hopoo yesterday never got clapped

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What a beast

void stone
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Chad

errant cosmos
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It was very impressive

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We’ve gone rogue here in bug reports

void stone
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Yeah I feel like we calmed down since then

errant cosmos
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Mongoose should come back and talk to us again

void stone
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Mongoose wya

errant cosmos
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BopbopCat mongoose BopbopCat

small sable
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the funny thing is that not a single mod has even noticed how derailed this has gotten

void stone
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Bread did

errant cosmos
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Wym?

small sable
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oh lol

void stone
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Tried to stop us

errant cosmos
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Bread and mongoose been in here

small sable
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yeah good luck there mr yeast

errant cosmos
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Bread was powerless to the Joon

small sable
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mr cooked yeast

void stone
small sable
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what a prick

errant cosmos
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JOON TOO STRONK

small sable
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in all seriousness what a power trip

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literally just wanted to crush some console spirits

errant cosmos
void stone
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Absolutely no context
Tried to hop in
Ruin everyone's fun
And leave

small sable
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threatens to ban, refuses to elaborate, i mean kinda a chad move honestly

errant cosmos
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Breab

void stone
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The virginchad

errant cosmos
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What a weenie hut jr.

small sable
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cmon bread save some pussy for the rest of us bro

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i know ur swimin in it being a mod on ror 2

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but just give me a crumb bro

errant cosmos
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No crumb for you

small sable
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honestly i didn't think i was getting any with bread out here

void stone
errant cosmos
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Bread certified big pimpin’

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After someone said cringe he knew he committed a crime

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Then kisses our Joon boots by saying “yeah CUJ pretty hype”

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🇯HYPERBLELELE HYPERBLELELE 🇳

void stone
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🇯 📠 📠 🇳

small sable
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honestly we did kinda have him on the ropes there

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i hope he comes back for round 2

errant cosmos
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He doesn’t want the smoke

small sable
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he can't see these hands

errant cosmos
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🇯OMEGAULTRAPOGGERS OMEGAULTRAPOGGERS 🇳

steady fulcrum
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soon, we will rise for our delicious feast, ON
J00N

errant cosmos
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🇯PU_PogTasty PU_PogTasty 🇳

supple briar
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When it’s the 32nd and we have a bug free update, he’ll find the stick that was up his ass.

steady fulcrum
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🇯happiesttroll happiesttroll 🇳

gritty igloo
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watch them silently extend the slowmode

errant cosmos
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🇯DrizzleBongo DrizzleBongo 🇳

ancient robin
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They extend the slowmode to 6 hours

exotic ridge
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🇯 PurityPurity🇳

errant cosmos
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JOON

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🇯driptain driptain 🇳

pastel garnet
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I just feel like you guys should know I'm still alive I never got smoked

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And I'm still repping that JOON gang

exotic ridge
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🇯Irradiant_PearlIrradiant_Pearl🇳

warped trout
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Imagine ror in the Nintendo Direct (it wont be in it)

errant cosmos
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🇯BopbopCat BopbopCat 🇳

exotic ridge
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🇯CommandSwarmsSacrificeDrizzle🇳

void stone
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AYE THE HYPE LIVES ON THO

pastel garnet
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I love how their last tweet some guy complained so they said they will save him soon

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Meanwhile almost a week later

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And no news love to see it love it

void stone
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40 days

kindred ivy
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At this point I'm fairly certain we're just waiting on certification on the console ends

void stone
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Ye definitely

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And wait we shall WizardPeepoHappy
As usual

errant cosmos
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Death by waiting

void stone
void stone
errant cosmos
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I hope this never happens again otherwise it might trigger my severe Joon ptsd

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The trials and tribulations of a console player

void stone
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I sincerely hope the internal gearbox team will release patches

errant cosmos
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Me too man me too

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Or else

pastel garnet
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The real sad part is, is if a famous streamer was into ror2 I bet half this shit would already be fixed, look at mk11 and sf5 both used garbage net code on release but soon as sonic fox and maximillion complain its fixed within a month

void stone
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So if woolie was a console player....

pastel garnet
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Probably yeah and that's the sad part

errant cosmos
void stone
errant cosmos
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I hate this chat cool down

pastel garnet
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Someone preach to woolie of the console struggles

kindred ivy
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Are there any ror2 content creators when mainly play console?

void stone
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He won't care happiesttroll

void stone
pastel garnet
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You can upload with the built in editor on xbox and ps4 it just won't be the best quality

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Don't worry guys I have a really likeable personality and no free time I will become the streamer us console players deserve

errant cosmos
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The messiah

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Then you can @ the man himself again and again and again

pastel garnet
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I'll be like the avatar and when the needed me most I'll disappear 😭

errant cosmos
pastel garnet
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I already dodged the banhammer once Ik what my odds are these days lol

errant cosmos
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He didn’t even respond to you 😔

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The disrespect

pastel garnet
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Ik left me on r, I feel like I'll never get picked up out the dirt

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My only solace is knowing it's cool down here and I'm not alone

willow sandal
pastel garnet
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I have no idea I think so I'm just throwing out suggestions

void stone
willow sandal
# void stone Yes he is

then someone should bring it up to him maybe he can make a video pointing out how bad it has gotten and a revisit after the patch/report

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re-port*

void stone
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I doubt he'd care at all

willow sandal
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nah what if it was gear box making a console crossover and hopoo was prting it to pc

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not if it was something console exsclusive for a bit, with xbox and nintendo very tight nit we could get a sudo prioritry for a while

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ps might get it later too thought in that case

void stone
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Like stadia's sundered grove

iron bough
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Already learning the whole dictionary of swear words for when the update actually is in 2022

gritty igloo
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So one of the factors of the long wait time might be the immense amount of bugs we are and have found

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So guess what guys. Found another one!

iron bough
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Let's be honest
Have we got more then 5 bugs fixes per update

What is it?

gritty igloo
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If two elder lems collide with each other whilst on a slope, they will both face each other and refuse to move, only using their fireball attack.

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This can also happen with beetles

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patch notes
Removed the bug where console players would complain, we did this by removing bug reports console

iron bough
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I'm so fucking disappointed in this item

gritty igloo
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I always got so hyped. Even picked it up in the majority of my command runs

iron bough
gritty igloo
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If the date reaches the 2xth and we ain't got at least an update on the situation I will eat rex

iron bough
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Have fun eating ground and metal

ancient robin
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NEW BUG BOIS

GOING TOO HIGH IN THE GUILDED COAST CAUSES ALL CHESTS TO DESPAWN

gritty igloo
willow sandal
gritty igloo
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Captain taser, nano spear, ion bolt

willow sandal
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courpse bloom, agies

gritty igloo
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Scythe

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This is a weird version of uno

willow sandal
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scyth works fine does it not???

gritty igloo
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Occasionally it just gives up on healing

willow sandal
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wow sounds like every healing item can just stop working

gritty igloo
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It's weird cause bungus is one of the most consistent

willow sandal
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oh yeah clones not always droping loot

gritty igloo
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? Like in swarms or vengeance

willow sandal
willow sandal
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like 1 in 10 will not drop loot

gritty igloo
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Invincible scavs is one of my favourite glitches happiesttroll

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Totally didn't end a 4 hour engi run

willow sandal
gritty igloo
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Floating logbooks

willow sandal
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lets talk good bugs like stationary lazer turrets

ancient robin
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I specifically said the guilded coast

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Suuure you were

willow sandal
ancient robin
willow sandal
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does not look to have the quality from metriod 3

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its going to be another lineer metriod like 2 and 4

ancient robin
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Fair

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I'm just glad this one doesn't come out 2022

willow sandal
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oh my that would be horrable

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look at how lifeless the 2 remake was

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metriod with multidimensional time travel?
all the world building like enemys slowly dissapearing as you aprotch the mother metriod.

azure jasper
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Hey is there any news on when the update will bem

willow sandal
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in a few years when hopoo has the ditrabution rights again maybe dont renew with gearbox if they cant handle not making the whole team look like idiots

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like unless they give crossover content permision or something that brings more players back they have been a serious burden on console side

void stone
willow sandal
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and horrable custimer service

void stone
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Around the corner he says
Very patient he says

ancient robin
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Yes

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Luckily the beacons dont dissapear

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Couldn't get a screenshot as it didn't cross my mind at the time

void stone
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Huh

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Also up until now PEW was the one to work on the ports

willow sandal
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pretty sure hes friends with hopoo

void stone
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Why the fuck would he talk about the console update with hopoo lmao

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He doesn't know shit

willow sandal
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how much you want to bet they dint get a apointment and we have t o wait for aproval the slow way

void stone
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And why would hopoo talk to a pc gamer instead of THE ENTIRE FUCKING CONSOLE COMMUNITY

void stone
ancient robin
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I mean hopoo isn't the community man. Thats paul

willow sandal
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they probaly going to delet and replace this chat too

errant cosmos
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Lol cmon bruh that assumes a lot

willow sandal
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honestly it is hopoos fualt for not giveing comunication even, gearbox will not give me updates on progress would go a long way

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even a "*

errant cosmos
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This whole ha consoles players shit vs pc players is stupid as fuck

willow sandal
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impatchent we waited the nice month that stardew took to get aproved, cuase we actualy got told when it was sent in

errant cosmos
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If that’s how anyone thinks it’s fucking stupid

void stone
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Seething

willow sandal
errant cosmos
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Yeah I’ve seen it and there’s usually two dick heads specifically that always rag on console players it’s very smooth brain

willow sandal
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i know single devs who give better updates on news then this, its insulting

void stone
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Aight I guess I'm about to go get shot

pastel garnet
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@errant cosmos no they definitely know every bug I've tweeted them the list multiple times

ancient robin
pastel garnet
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But I also pinged hopoo directly in here and they ignored me so

ancient robin
void stone
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Ghor is more likely to answer usually

willow sandal
errant cosmos
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Yikes lmao

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This is not hype is despair

void stone
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Aight........

willow sandal
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honestly we should know if the new patch/or replacement build is in review and when it went

errant cosmos
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Gabbo don’t die

pastel garnet
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Yo gabbo if you get smoked just know you took one for the team

void stone
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Guess I'm going.....

errant cosmos
willow sandal
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honestly there should be a gearbox employ here to calmly ask about news

ancient robin
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@void stone go on.

errant cosmos
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Mongoose isn’t gearbox but he answers stuff

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He’s a sensible person

willow sandal
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gearbox is not doing much on the PR side

ancient robin
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Mongoose is jesus to the console channel

errant cosmos
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The messiah

willow sandal
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plus theres like zero ads for risk of rain 2 now

errant cosmos
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Messiah mongoose

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We Summon theeeeeeee

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Lmao

willow sandal
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also we would probaly not have a problem waiting if there was not a hard cover book worth of bugs

errant cosmos
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This is not hype as I said hype doesn’t make you mute your channels Kek

ancient robin
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HE'S DOING IT

errant cosmos
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my inosuke mask came in the mail just now
it looks like asshole but i like it

ancient robin
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Alright im going to sleep. Hopefully we get an answer when i wake up

willow sandal
errant cosmos
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bug reports console is far more active than general and most of the stuff posted here isnt bug reports

errant cosmos
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At least say Joon

ancient robin
errant cosmos
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i used to be

willow sandal
errant cosmos
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Anyone supports Joon is an ally

errant cosmos
ancient robin
errant cosmos
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🇯BopbopCat BopbopCat 🇳

willow sandal
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this be the Joon update complain channel

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actualy they would still send now

errant cosmos
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🇯HYPERBLELELE HYPERBLELELE 🇳

pastel garnet
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Exactly Joon gang only

errant cosmos
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Joon gang or die

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people who hate on pc are just upset that they arent good with kbm, or dont have enough money to get a decent pc, vice versa

void stone
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It's been sent

ancient robin
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Aight you cannot put JO in letters for some reason

errant cosmos
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SMASH THAT UP VOTE

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Gabbo is GOAT

void stone
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Let the reacts speak

errant cosmos
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i said or cant play kbm. im gonna talk about something i like and then you insult me because i dont use my playstation as much?

willow sandal
errant cosmos
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neither is it my own

willow sandal
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theres link to get right there

void stone
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THIS IS NOW AN OPERATION PENGUINS MADAGASCAR STYLE

void stone
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Fuck there's not enough space for joon

errant cosmos
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Oof

willow sandal
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or complain about bad porting

errant cosmos
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Facts

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im being generous here, at the very least, half of everything posted here has nothing to do with big reports

willow sandal
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or talk about the infinitly growing list of bugs

errant cosmos
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Massive facts always being discussed in the bug reports channel

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*bug

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Iykyl BopbopCat

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joon isnt even a word

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What if gabbo goes on read 😔

errant cosmos
void stone
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Bruh 😭

willow sandal
void stone
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Fuckin' left on read by ghor after that

errant cosmos
void stone
willow sandal
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does every reply to that message to ghor ping him too?

void stone
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He sometimes replies

willow sandal
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just asking

void stone
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Oh wait no he doesn't get pinged if you reply

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But we are trying to keep that message there

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So that everyone can see

willow sandal
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obviously

errant cosmos
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Wish all the people on Twitter who asked about Joon knew about this channel PB_rain

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Big facts

willow sandal
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whats twitter?

errant cosmos
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I’ll make a tweet

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Sharing the discord link Lmaoo

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I’ll wait to see what happens in response to gabbo cus if there’s a new tweet I’ll post in under that

void stone
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While typing that I kept getting twitter notifications hoping it'd be ror2's twitter so I could avoid sending that

errant cosmos
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Few hours or more perhaps

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Oh it’s bread

brazen crypt
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btw I did ask about getting a console general chat

willow sandal
brazen crypt
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decided we'd wait until after the update to see if it's even necessary

errant cosmos
void stone
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So what about news on the update itself

brazen crypt
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idk man I'm just a discord mod

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it's about halfway through the month

errant cosmos
void stone
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THEN HOW LONG DO WE (INCLUDING YOU) HAVE TO WAIT FOR CONSOLE GENERAL NEWS ON TOP OF JOON NEWS

brazen crypt
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and CUM wasnt given a date until less than a week before the update in late march

void stone
brazen crypt
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10 seconds

void stone
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So it'll be the 25th, nice

void stone
errant cosmos
pastel garnet
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Sadness

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Despair

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All hope is lost

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I'm gonna turn into those hollow dudes from dark souls 😭

willow sandal
errant cosmos
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F

brazen crypt
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go out naked into the forest for 2 weeks and if you survive you will be rewarded with joon

errant cosmos
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Fully clothed and waited 240 days nty

pastel garnet
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Last time I did that all I got was rabies and who knows maybe I'll come out and it'll be jate the youngins are on about these days

void stone
willow sandal
pastel garnet
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Just being honest

small sable
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dam and bread shows his face round these parts

errant cosmos
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Loafin’ around

brazen crypt
pastel garnet
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Hang on now fellas bread is still one of the guys

small sable
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yo bread lets rip some chivalry 2

brazen crypt
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I only play smite

pastel garnet
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Bread you are on JOON gang right

small sable
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if i win a duel you drop the update

errant cosmos
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Idk man bread gave us a cool down on chat

small sable
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i know u got it in a file

errant cosmos
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I can’t tell with this guy

void stone
brazen crypt
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yeah only because this isn't really supposed to be a chat chat

errant cosmos
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Well there’s no other solutions coming from the solutions team so

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Here we are

pastel garnet
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When you don't have updates for 240 days you run out of bugs to discuss

void stone
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Well if they give us console general this can go back to being bug reports

willow sandal
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when its purpose for reporting bugs became pointless it turned into a slow chat

brazen crypt
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yeah that's why I'm not really moderating it as the chat it's intended to be

pastel garnet
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But you never said if your on the same train or not

brazen crypt
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and like I said if console general seems necessary after Joon I'll bring it up again

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but there's supposed to be platform parity from now on

brazen crypt
willow sandal
small sable
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bring it up now

brazen crypt
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I already brought it up

small sable
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word

pastel garnet
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Damn that was a bit needy bro

brazen crypt
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a week or 2 ago or something

willow sandal
pastel garnet
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I want the update but we can chill a bit

brazen crypt
pastel garnet
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Man got Rick rolled

willow sandal
errant cosmos
brazen crypt
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made you look lol

void stone
willow sandal
brazen crypt
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yes

brazen crypt
errant cosmos
void stone
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Idk man console gang is kinda UNITED as fuck ya feel me?

brazen crypt
pastel garnet
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It's hard to feel equal when we live in poverty

willow sandal
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is stadia bugs here or pc?

errant cosmos
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JOOOOOON MOTHERFUCK

void stone
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We don't waste our time arguing pointlessly about the survivors, the meta, the items etc...

errant cosmos
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JOON unite us

brazen crypt
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stadia is less buggy right

errant cosmos
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GABBO GOAT

void stone
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We are tight. United.

brazen crypt
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just play stadia ANTICHRIST

pastel garnet
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Exactly around here everything is balanced as all things should be

small sable
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bruh you outta get a ban for saying that

brazen crypt
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ban me then

willow sandal
small sable
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how do i

void stone
brazen crypt
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yes

errant cosmos
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Get banned

brazen crypt
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bc it's run on PC hardware afaik

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google servers

errant cosmos
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What’s the shape of Italy

willow sandal
void stone
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Yeah so it counts as pc

brazen crypt
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yes

willow sandal
brazen crypt
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except not really

errant cosmos
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BOOT

void stone
brazen crypt
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ITALIAN LOL

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banned

willow sandal
void stone
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Si ok va bene pezzo di pane WeirdCringeChamp

pastel garnet
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I am also Italian but I've never been to Italy so I say it looks like a boot lol

brazen crypt
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woah mama mia

void stone
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Bro how u gon be italian without being in italy 🤣😂😂🤣🤣

errant cosmos
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You know

pastel garnet
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My father is Italian

void stone
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So is my mine 4head

brazen crypt
errant cosmos
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My dad works for Italy bro

pastel garnet
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Ah I see, i reacted to your thing gabbo but it seems we are left unheard

void stone
brazen crypt
errant cosmos
pastel garnet
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What about new sauces

brazen crypt
errant cosmos
void stone
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I don't mean to get #general in #ror2-bug-reports-console but Italy's shitty side of business kinda abusin' immigrants to get employees that get paid like 2 euros an hour or a month

errant cosmos
pastel garnet
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Damn I didn't know all that, that's pretty shitty bro

errant cosmos
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TURN IT UP LETS GET GENERAL AF

brazen crypt
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that happens all over Europe

errant cosmos
void stone
pastel garnet
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Is it true I have to have a license to own. Fancy knives in Europe

brazen crypt
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no

pastel garnet
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Or was I getting trolled

brazen crypt
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probably depends on the country

void stone
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Lampedusa is an Italian island north of Africa where all immigrants go to first before going elsewhere in europe, if they'r allowed to

small sable
errant cosmos
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License to own a butter knife

small sable
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why have i been forsaken

brazen crypt
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italian gif 8007336

void stone
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If they're stuck in lampedusa/italy they will stay there

errant cosmos
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But it’s a switch blade butter knife

brazen crypt
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that's fucked man

errant cosmos
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That’s some underground kinda shit

brazen crypt
void stone
brazen crypt
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there's a good amount of gun violence here

errant cosmos
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Indeed

brazen crypt
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but making them illegal isn't going to stop that lol

pastel garnet
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You not wrong I was just curious ik some countries you have a television license

brazen crypt
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based

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no one should watch tv

errant cosmos
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Fuck tv

pastel garnet
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Drugs are illegal does it stop anybody from getting them no

brazen crypt
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yes

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some people

pastel garnet
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If someone really wants to do something nothing will stop anybody

errant cosmos
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I just watch YouTube shit these days ngl

brazen crypt
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YouTube also sucks

small sable
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bro its bad all i watch is youtube

errant cosmos
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That urban expo shit is sick

small sable
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like its literally taken my life

pastel garnet
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Try reading

errant cosmos
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Yeah YouTube also sucks wang

brazen crypt
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go get a kindle and read some stuff

pastel garnet
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All I do is read, makes you smarter imo

brazen crypt
#

depends what you read yeah

errant cosmos
#

Lol

brazen crypt
#

but 99% of YouTube will make you actively dumber

void stone
errant cosmos
#

Y’all need to watch vagrant holiday

pastel garnet
#

So that sounds like bullshit how tf I gotta pay to watch something I own

brazen crypt
#

fly me to the joon

pastel garnet
#

Like wut

brazen crypt
#

you don't own electricity

errant cosmos
#

Jon

brazen crypt
#

jon

small sable
#

jun

errant cosmos
void stone
#

Jon where is my update

errant cosmos
#

Jon ? Hello ?

pastel garnet
#

Every day I check risk of rain twitter before I go to sleep and yet everyday all I see is 🇯 🇴 🇴 🇳

void stone
#

Pov: you're a console player and joon dropped

errant cosmos
#

Yes take me there

#

My body is ready

void stone
#

Can we fast travel to joon please

pastel garnet
#

The wild part is I want it to drop so I can double saw mul t

#

But I don't even have saw unlocked

void stone
#

Imagine not having double saw on console

#

Just kill the Simp bro

smoky lodge
#

Dumb bitch it mean CUM

wise frigate
#

YouTube child content actually will rot kids brains

#

it is such brain dead shit

smoky lodge
#

It’s also weird as fuck

rapid bane
#

Joon

void stone
#

This channel has been waiting for...

240 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
225 days since Sundered Grove on PC
84 days since Content Update March on PC
41 days since the update was announced for June for console players
16 days into June without the update

Basically:

This channel has gone 240 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
225 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
41 days without any news on the June update

void stone
#

It took a while to scroll up and find it from yesterday

graceful rover
#

Anniversary Ps4 update when

ornate rapids
#

Never :(

pearl furnace
#

Oh that kinda borked it...

graceful rover
#

Anniversary update ps4 when

gritty igloo
#

Sometime in the next 15 days

void stone
ancient robin
#

I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. I JUST WANT JOON

void stone
#

I found inner peace in recent days

...
After completely breaking out in a blinding rage

You'll get there too bro

ancient robin
#

Im getting there lmao. The rage part not inner peace

void stone
#

I noticed KEK

ancient robin
#

Inner peace will come when joon does

void stone
#

On g

#

Yo btw metroid dread lookin' SPICY

ancient robin
#

Ye

#

So do the amiibo

void stone
#

Yuh

#

I was never interested in metroid but DAMN that game looks good

ancient robin
#

If you want to get a start then play super metroid

void stone
#

I heard that's a good game for speedrunning

ancient robin
#

Yeah because you can beat the bosses in any order you want

As long as you master samus' abilities

#

Or get to bosses early

For instance you can walljump up the wall that leads to Kraid instead of getting the High-jump boots

void stone
#

Ohhhhh that explains its popularity

ancient robin
#

Im glad we're getting a new game than a Super Metroid remake because i know they will remove the freedom that Super Metroid gives to the player

void stone
#

Ey I mean a horror-like metroid sounds dope

ancient robin
#

Yeah fusion done a bit of Horror with the SA-X but i think that Dread will embrace Horror

void stone
#

Splendid

ancient robin
#

I'm just very happy it isn't being pushed to 2022 like 90% of games

leaden stratus
#

All I want is the samus suit in dread be included in smash ult as a color palette

void stone
#

Yeah very unlikely

pearl furnace
#

gotta get those mario golf costumes first

smoky anchor
#

Rain risking amirite

void stone
#

PepeLaugh69 👍

ancient robin
#

Dead game

rapid bane
#

Risk of no update

errant cosmos
#

I’m awake where’s Joon

#

Y’all seen Joon ?

ancient robin
#

Nowhere. Go back to sleep

errant cosmos
#

Fuck , alright

ancient robin
#

My impatience is going through the roof

errant cosmos
#

Dude same

#

This shit suckssssss

ancient robin
#

Too bad we don't get any answers for any questions about the update

pastel garnet
#

We are ignored left in the dirt

void stone
#

Lmao

errant cosmos
#

Damn , hopoo said get fucked

#

There is no risk there is only rain now

void stone
#

On the bright side I just got my first vaccine shot

#

So that's at least something outta joon for me

errant cosmos
#

Hey! That’s a win in my book too I gotta get my second one on the 18th

#

That’s all the excitement we get for Joon ig 😔

#

Yeah Hi uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Can I get a large Joon with a side of Joon and a large bepis

ancient robin
errant cosmos
#

Vaxxed up playboi

#

Imagine if you took the vaccine and started tripping balls

#

Wyd ?

ancient robin
errant cosmos
#

Violence is the answer

jaunty holly
#

14 maximum days left till we receive the update

#

two weeks, we got this fellas

supple briar
#

14 maximum days could mean we are waiting for certs to fall through.

gritty igloo
#

Do you hear that?

#

A distinct lack of JOON

errant cosmos
#

If Joon is all a lie I’m dropping off the grid

warped trout
#

Hopoo on his way the release the update on the last minute of June

errant cosmos
iron bough
#

Remember when they said updates on the update coming in a few weeks?

errant cosmos
#

He spittin’

gritty igloo
#

Do we know how recently the porting project got handed off to gearbox?

iron bough
#

At 1.0 happiesttroll

errant cosmos
iron bough
#

Unless they changed it fucking again

gritty igloo
#

More importantly, was any porting team working on bug fixes BEFORE anniversary update was announced

errant cosmos
#

I bet mongoose knows

#

Maybe

gritty igloo
#

Because if there was a bunch of legal snafu then the delayed update is bit more warranted

iron bough
#

I swear to fuck,if it isn't in the next 5 days

gritty igloo
#

Pc players waited 226 days for 1.0 to anniversary

#

We have 240

iron bough
#

Oh oh oh BUT THEY HAD FUCKING BUG FIXES AND A MAP

gritty igloo
#

Not a ginormous gap, but it is there

iron bough
#

AND ALSO FUCKING MODS

gritty igloo
#

Can't believe woolie said "console players: you have been waiting very patiently"

#

Take a stroll and tell me where there is patience

iron bough
#

HAHHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
ALMOST AS FUNNY AS AMOG US MEMES DING DNG DING DING DING DING DING DING

gritty igloo
#

im scared ues pick me up

errant cosmos
#

I like this guy

gritty igloo
#

Who's this guy?

errant cosmos
#

Birb

iron bough
#

I'm gonna go fucking insane it has been so fucking long

iron bough
errant cosmos
iron bough
#

I can't even fucking play bird

errant cosmos
#

Can’t have nothing nice

iron bough
#

Great.

errant cosmos
#

Can’t really play so I just loiter here

supple briar
#

I just get disappointed every time I wanna chill and play RoR2

#

I get reminded of all the bugs.

#

Then the server mods really put us on a slow mode when we have nothing else going for us.

maiden tulip
#

What if, ok now here me out, what if this is all just an elaborate rouse and we just don’t get the update ever, console terraria hasn’t gotten it for one year so yeah there is a chance that we don’t get it either

errant cosmos
#

I wonder why games like Stardew get updated faster

#

I really don’t understand the business side of all of this

#

Both

#

I mean in terms of making the update and submitting it and having the console update slightly staggered but not far behind

#

Same

#

That’s what I was thinking

#

But idk

#

Terraria is popular too

#

“Was supposed to submit the update but then I got high”

void stone
void stone
#

"Oh no the info I got was wrong"

daring bronze
#

It’s been June for years

#

I’m facing all my fears

maiden tulip
daring bronze
#

I need a few beers

#

When the update finally drops we’ll all say cheers

willow sandal
#

any news?

daring bronze
#

no

void stone
#

This channel has been waiting for...

240 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
225 days since Sundered Grove on PC
84 days since Content Update March on PC
41 days since the update was announced for June for console players
16 days into June without the update

Basically:

This channel has gone 240 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
225 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
41 days without any news on the June update

#

Might as well repost it more than once a day

willow sandal
#

its already late june

void stone
#

Google'd

willow sandal
#

stadia paid extra

#

its asured googles paid for exsclusive update or traded something

#

stadia cant hid that there was a exchange

void stone
#

No

willow sandal
#

nope

#

stadia runs on a big server and probaly dint require approvel

#

you would have to mess up pretty bad to break security

jaunty holly
void stone
willow sandal
#

but will it be june if they dont send it in for aprovel or get it pre aproved by the 30th

void stone
#

No

jaunty holly
#

my bet is that they are just waiting on all the consoles to approve the update

willow sandal
#

approve on switch can go from 1 week to a full month

#

so if you dont get them pre aproved like capcom or dead cells you could wait over a month on a tiny update

#

plus the longer they take the less people will buy the dlc

jaunty holly
#

we gotta stay united, ride or die

willow sandal
#

whos going to pre order the dlc?

#

nope not if they dont anonce it, as nintendo does not auto update stuff you have not played in a long time

#

i got fighter pass at sefaroth where it became worth geting

void stone
willow sandal
void stone
#

Unless they fucking GUARANTEE that dlc will be synchronized across all platforms I ain't buyin' it

maiden tulip
#

They at least said they were going to try to get it synchronized

willow sandal
#

if we dont get good constent bug fixes i might never buy it

maiden tulip
#

Bug fixes and gearbox don’t add up

#

They said it in the road plan to 2020

willow sandal
#

then they better give us bug fixes

#

thats what he gets from gear box

#

hes just not telling us that, or gearbox has told him to not say anything and are telling him everything

void stone
#

puggers Soldiers_Syringe ▶️ PogTasty ▶️ PainsChamp

#

It would make no sense that they were still working on bug fixes when they announced it on twitter

willow sandal
#

they started over when the new team started

#

could go ask gear box directly on there suport

void stone
#

The majority knows what it's waiting for

willow sandal
#

they do have a support page for risk of rain

#

on the old save lose bug

iron bough
willow sandal
willow sandal
#

yeah the switch port should be the easyest thing ever as unity is been optimized by switch

#

thats why among us was so easy to port switch vs others

#

not sure

void stone
#

Boutta make the anniversary update on the game make garage thing

willow sandal
#

but i know games like "robot named fight" was updated on pc and switch regulerly only a week delay on approve, besides that time he sent it in early and it got approved in one day the switch update ended up early.

void stone
#

Bro I'm not gonna get my fuckin' list again

#

It's not even completed

iron bough
#

Honestly... At this point don't even make the update release for everyone at once
Once it's approved, send it, once the others are approved, send it

#

It's just making everyone suffer more

willow sandal
#

and i know older gen xbox and ps are going to be aproved slower

void stone
#

Hey at least this way console gang is united am I right

willow sandal
iron bough
#

That isn't even everything... Tougher_Times

void stone
#

Is that the full list

iron bough
willow sandal
#

switch should get update first as its the buggest

iron bough
#

Every console should get the update as soon as its approved*

iron bough
#

Literally all are a fucking buggy mess
Each one has it's unique bugs

void stone
#

I heard switch was the best version out of the 3

willow sandal
#

switch should be fastest port as it loves unity games

void stone
#

Cuz no lost save data shit

willow sandal
willow sandal
iron bough
#

Hand held mode isn't buggy, just slow

willow sandal
void stone
iron bough
#

That's not like a bug, optimisation problems

willow sandal
void stone
#

I play handheld, didn't have any issues besides in the gilded coast

iron bough
willow sandal
iron bough
#

Yeah like that happens on all consoles

willow sandal
iron bough
#

I really love this game but if it continues being like it I I don't think I'll ever even open it or buy any of the dlc... I truly love everything about the game but I just can't anymore

willow sandal
jaunty holly
#

don't worry fellas, lets just see how things play out after this update drops\

iron bough
#

It's not that.

#

It's not that it takes long

#

It's that it never... Gets better

willow sandal
jaunty holly
#

what did you send lol

willow sandal
#

i dint need acount to get support i pretty sure

#

anyone else want to see the horrable suport gearbox gives send them your complaints on your copy of "risk of rain 2"

#

whats in?

errant cosmos
iron bough
#

I'm telling you
You aren't getting a response

ancient robin
#

Is the update out?

iron bough
willow sandal
#

and hes actualy like a 3 person team now

errant cosmos
#

Wowza

ancient robin
willow sandal
#

if they said that it would be even worst then my exspirince

errant cosmos
iron bough
#

Or probably not even look at the text, just a bot message

willow sandal
#

they sent me a pretty genaric AD like responce and i got realy angery

iron bough
#

Angry like birds from hit game and movie angry birds?

#

Best red item

#

Now the only thing I get is shaped ass

#

Not glass, ass

willow sandal
#

thats the message they sent me it was pretty bad

#

thanks

iron bough
#

Immediate solution...
the whole time the console port existed

willow sandal
#

like 2 updates ago

iron bough
#

HAHAAHAAHA

#

THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS

#

ALMOST AS FUNNY AS TAKING DOUBLE DAMAGE FROM OVERLOADING ELITES

willow sandal
#

yeah i was pretty angery i told off the suprt agent for basicly sending a AD and how little effort in actualy helping

iron bough
#

I am gonna go fucking insane

#

Mcdonald customer support

void stone
#

The most recent dev message is from Ghor on the 8th of June

void stone
#

Nothing from them since

iron bough
#

You ever wanna eat a big mac from being extremely angry?

willow sandal
#

they sent that to grump help seeking me they deserve it

void stone
#

Do you work at mcdonalds

iron bough
#

Me want bunch person brain meat uhhdjdidns dk.

willow sandal
#

is mcdonalds food trash and tast like grease?

iron bough
#

No

void stone
iron bough
#

I'm gonna have a fucking breakdown

void stone
#

I am calm now

iron bough
void stone
#

19 what

willow sandal
#

you dont work at mcdonald

void stone
#

I'm gonna classify your m

iron bough
#

Dick heyne
Tell us more about your work at gearbox

#

Spit it out

void stone
#

I just took my first vaccine shot, you think a mere spray will stop me?

iron bough
#

Yes.

void stone
#

@dick

iron bough
#

@guysgearboxfuckedmywife

void stone
#

I eat mcdonalds' nuggets for lunch, kiddo

#

I hope you guys read that with the same tone as "I eat chumps like you for breakfast"

#

GUYS HOLD ON

iron bough
#

@errant cosmos can I get 50% off my french Afghanistan fries?

void stone
#

🇯 ⭐ ⭐ 🇳

#

I hadn't jooned yet

iron bough
#

Joon't

willow sandal
void stone
#

🇯 Mannn Mannn 🇪

willow sandal
iron bough
#

Can you help me I think I broken my legs taking a single step

void stone
#

Just stand back up lol

iron bough
#

Thank you kind sir

void stone
iron bough
#

One does not simply
Fuck with the birb

willow sandal
#

any joons?

void stone
#

🇯 😎 😎 🇳

#

Thought you'd never ask

ancient robin
#

🇯😳:flushed:🇳

void stone
#

Guys

#

Can we talk about one positive thing?
Let's reminisce or however you spell that to the good old first days of having bought the game

#

Why did you guys buy ror2?
What's the best part about it for you?
What keeps you hooked to it?
What makes you so passionate that you become desperate about the long wait?

willow sandal
ancient robin
void stone
willow sandal
void stone
#

That's your reason for buying ror2?

humble ice
glacial adder
#

i think roguelikes are cool, i hadn't ever seen one in a full 3d space before, that was why

void stone
#

Yeah good point 3d roguelikes are not common 🧐
Or should I say omniD

willow sandal
#

infinit rogue likes are also rare

void stone
#

True

iron bough
# void stone Why did you guys buy ror2? What's the best part about it for you? What keeps you...

When I first found out about the binding of Isaac it really spoke to me and I played hours a on hours, hundreds of them
It began my love of all rouge likes and lites, I just love all of the
The challenge, the progression... Everything
And after playing quite a few I stumbled upon this game in it's 1st or 2nd update and I really fell in love with the gameplay, the story....and mostly... The music
I always loved never ending progression in power and challenging yourself as a player
It just fits...

void stone
#

🧐

ornate rapids
#

Speaking of different games

#

Terraria, very cool

void stone
#

Eh

errant cosmos
#

It’s a chill game

ornate rapids
#

Even if the enemies do 300 damage

#

Just sit back, relax

#

And take your time

errant cosmos
gritty igloo
#

Don't want a single one back this game rocks

willow sandal
#

they would just update risk of rain one

#

honestly better they keep risk of rain 1 and 2 sepret perspectives and just update the 2d one later or make risk of rain remastered for better 2d engine

#

provi???

#

no???

#

nope

#

risk of rain cuaght my eye like half way throught early acess on switch

#

2*

#

i saw risk of rain 1 when it first published to switch and thought it was not my taste of roughlite/like

#

they could always go back and give it dlc

#

this is a indie dev they do alot of weird things

willow sandal
#

look at cave story it got a hug Buff on its console release way more then what it had and it was very old even then

void stone
#

It happened a few times before that old games got updates or new shit

#

Steam games

willow sandal
#

it was also already basicly had a spirtual sucessor

#

oh monster hunter does that to

#

they do it way more blatently

#

world still geting events and content while rise exists and gen U got stuff while world existed

#

Gen U and rise are

#

world and rise will be on same platform eventualy

#

last month and they geting a supliment in 2 days and another at end of month

#

oh it finished in ice born some time, it dev finaly stoped to be replaced with rise

#

yeah but rise is worlds sequal

#

its got a pland pc release

#

and then you have a game with dlc and a sequal geting more content

#

they are also completly diffrent games

#

well i dont think they going to do a risk of rain 3 to do another 2d one

#

i dont see your point

#

if they keeping the same athstetic why make new game?

#

well dlc dint exist for the first 3

#

and 4,5,6 all use diffrent engines

ornate rapids
#

I genuinely thought I was in a monster hunter discord

#

Bit much

willow sandal
#

they all dont use same charicters or engine

#

indie games like to update rather then make sequals, poor among us devs had to fix there spegetie code

#

minecraft(was indie)

#

they never even thought about a sequal

#

well besides the 2 engine ports

#

OG doom

#

doom got i think a couple levels

#

yeah pc doom got a bunch of updates and a couple consoles got 2 ports of it

#

and ports are the only way old games got updates like the 3ish versions of alot of metal gear games

#

it dint take 30 years for marios to get bonus levels -.- 30 years is closer to mario maker

#

what mario games all thats left is spin offs, it cuagt the portal3/half life 3 sindrom

#

and what about hallow knight they said they will eventualy go back and add more after they get all the other games out of there system

#

and look at metriod it took almost 20 years for dread to actualy get made

#

its been in dev hell scnes gba

#

dread was a leaked GBA project so yes i would not put it past him

#

realy???

#

i could see undertail and delta rune but nor hallow knight

bronze root
#

Hollow Knight is about as popular, I would say.

willow sandal
#

what about blood stain its got a sequal and still got new content

bronze root
#

What are you guys talking about anyway

willow sandal
#

the castle vania kanomi escape

#

or death streanding

#

silk song is dlc that grew to need anew engine

bronze root
#

And? Doesn’t mean it’s more popular, just means it’s more vocal community-wise

#

Not to mention the reason silksong is so beloved is because it was in development hell and was hyped up so much, for all we know it could be extremely underwhelming and probably will be.

#

Ah ok

#

Hmmm

#

But like if anything Risk of Rain 2 should stay 3D, and you can just play mods for Risk of Rain 1.

void stone
#

@the

bronze root
#

If you want extra content

willow sandal
#

console+mods=ERROR

#

its just perspective change

void stone
#

Ror1's lore is also a lot more about surviving, barely making it out alive, killing innocent creatures to survive and regretting it later....
Ror1 is based in the lore

bronze root
#

Ohohohoho

#

Sorry man.

willow sandal
void stone
#

2 is a rescue mission or somethin'

bronze root
#

I wish RoR 2 graphics were like that, but realistically the game would break as soon as you hit stage 5.

willow sandal
willow sandal
bronze root
void stone
#

The one thing I regret about getting ror2 digitally is not having the box art

void stone
bronze root
void stone
#

Acrid is rescued by going to the void fields

bronze root
void stone
#

Mercenary you give your own life for himhappiesttroll

willow sandal
bronze root
#

To live out his final days in peace.

willow sandal
void stone
#

Nah from what I understood Acrid got captured by humans after ror1 ended, he escaped but shortly after he got captured by the void reavers

bronze root
willow sandal
bronze root
#

Voluntarily, he wanted to be in peace.

void stone
#

Void reavers wouldn't use normal chains and shackles ya feel me

willow sandal
bronze root
#

Ah ok.

bronze root
#

Acrid didn’t exactly want to be rescued

willow sandal
#

he could not have wanted anything ifd he was in stacis

#

thats like saying hersay is alive, they only exist while someone posses the 4 items

bronze root
#

The challenge necessary to unlock Acrid, "...To be left alone" is a reference to Acrids victory screen from the first Risk of Rain, which reads "...And so it left, with a new hunger: to be left alone."

#

He clearly wanted to stay there.

willow sandal
#

he might have gone to the planet to be alone but was captured

#

there a moon in first game?

void stone
#

The portal to the moon wasn't done yet in ror1

#

Or well providence sealed it off

willow sandal
#

this could be a diffrent Petrichor V(like parelel demension)

void stone
#

Ye but then provi trapped mithrix on the moon

willow sandal
#

paralel means they usaly very similer

#

we could be playing the alt reality charicters in risk of rain 2

void stone
#

Mithrix on the moon be like

willow sandal
#

well why is the robots diffrennt and some other items slightly diffrent?

#

sun/moon and ultra sun and moon

#

if they the same demention wheres Han-d?

#

its heavily implyed

#

and omage ruby litteraly says ruby was alt reality

smoky lodge
#

Except acrid

#

Well wait it can’t be alt dimension because wasn’t it confirmed it’s the same acrid?

willow sandal
#

where?

#

never said they were on the planet

#

i implyed they could be conected to more then one version of the same planet

jaunty holly
#

🦀

willow sandal
#

all the items with slightly diffrent names

#

there could be infinite planets and just one void fields

void stone
#

Commando from ror1 survived but the commando in ror2 is different
Acrid is the same

All the characters are named after job titles

Commando, engineer, huntress, artificer, bandit, captain etc...

willow sandal
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wheres hersay and golden golem in risk of rain 1?

void stone
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Heretic's dead

willow sandal
void stone
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Aurelionite had to learn how to send messages to other people from his gilded coast

void stone
willow sandal
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also where does the second mythrix come from?

void stone
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Removed her eyes, turned her limbs into blades, ripped her heart out, bent her legs in unthinkable ways

willow sandal
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who built the gaint stargate?

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the one that exists if you bring swams

void stone
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Bruh.

willow sandal
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vulf?

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would be helpfull

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like all the artifacts canonicly exist so where are all the clones and swarms comingfrom

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mithrix is the only thing in the game that can be gone forever

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obviously look at some of the lore

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and how mytrix acts if you have haritic and golden golem

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rock blood

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i just imajion them hemraging pebbles

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they could have a proc coefichent for caculating batle stuff

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also are scavenjers natives or aliens like the heros?

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well it could be like there caliber and space to effectivly use modifactaions

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got to fit those dagers somewhere

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the multiplyer to effect and chance on hit for effects

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like a 2.0 would have a masive BrilliantBehemoth exsplosion
Vs
the 0.1 on eyes of hercay BrilliantBehemoth exsplosion

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i figured they just plug them in to it