Silksong is a myth
#ror2-bug-reports-console
vestal bluff
void stone
It's gearbox's lack of communication and FUCKING SONY MICROSOFT AND NINTENDO TAKING THEIR SWEET ASS TIME
ripe fjord
i just need to pray that there’s gonna be some silksong in the nintendo direct
warped trout
Guys its this fucking moth oml
iron bough
Honestly
At this point
If it is nintendo, Sony ect
Just fucking say is coming in x-x weeks
gritty igloo
Hey, if we got pitchforks and torches, let's go be resourceful and burn down Nintendo
void stone
A song about silk 
gritty igloo
When the Knight is hollow
ripe fjord
When the Knight is hollow
😳
iron bough
i just need to pray that there’s gonna be some silksong in the nintendo direct
Oh you haven't heard the news have you...
vestal bluff
elfin mica
When the path is painful 
ripe fjord
Oh you haven't heard the news have you...
oh god no what is it
warped trout
Oh you haven't heard the news have you...
iron bough
When the vessel is pure
gritty igloo
Oh you haven't heard the news have you...
Nintendo is a myth
void stone
When there's rain
iron bough
oh god no what is it
Lemm said there's no silk song shit in e3....
If that's his name
ripe fjord
getting the gun now
warped trout
Haha lol
gritty igloo
Hopoo is our god
elfin mica
Hopoo based
Gearbox cringe
ripe fjord
^
gritty igloo
Man tf they on
elfin mica
I seen someone say risk of rain 3 in chat like 5 hours ago
Risk of Rain 3 has time travel
gritty igloo
Risk of rain 4 is already existent
We just don't know how to traverse its plane of existence
iron bough
I am perfectly ok
I am emotionally stable
I am fine
I am ok
I am just fine
novel dust
all joking aside, with how well 2 is doing, i doubt there is going to be a 3
void stone
Dlc will be real in 3
gritty igloo
If 3 ever comes to existence I will eat all of my cookware
void stone
I meant....
3 will be real in dlc
gritty igloo
void stone
iron bough
void stone
novel dust
birb is the worb
elfin mica
WTF BREAD???
void stone
@bread
iron bough
Guys its this fucking moth oml
No one said
It's in 2021
gritty igloo
No one said
It's in 2021
This joke becomes more and more plausible with each passing day
iron bough
No one said
It's a fucking joke
errant cosmos
iron bough
Honestly
Just fucking go ahead and delete this channel
void stone
Noooo don't delete the best channel haha
gritty igloo
Well boys I’m getting plastered tonight
Cannot blame you one bit
void stone
It's so cute please don't delete it haha
errant cosmos
This channel is my current social life please I need this
elfin mica
Hey guys I encountered a bug, for some reason I was able to see an unreleased character on the select screen?
gritty igloo
It's so cute please don't delete it haha
I swear devs we won't scream about the game being broken in an archaic way we swear.
iron bough
Hey guys i found a new bug
tHIs fUckInG gAMe
gritty igloo
Hold on, quick makeshift poll. Thumbs up for waiting more time for the anniversary update. And thumbs down for preferring a rushed version.
I'm talking waiting no more than like 4 weeks
safe harness
it wouldn't be rushed, it's def in the vetting phase by sony, nintendo and Microsoft
pastel garnet
I didn't know 2/3 of a year between updates was rushed that's wild some people will justify anything
I mean I get that and I can understand that and I would not be mad at them at all if it took a little longer if this was some type of unique update or different but I've also worked on games and the fact that they already had the update on PC for over 100 days means it would be incredibly easy with someone with skills anywhere near mine to port it and i would imagine they have guys way better then me right
@errant cosmos
wispy kernel
Real?
cosmic lotus
is this even bug reports console anymore
kindred ivy
I fairly certain every bug has been reported at this point
pastel garnet
Well considering there is no console general this sometimes can become that it seems, and like drsyrus says it's hard when almost all the bugs have been reported and not fixed
Speaking of which ik technically it's not a bug it's a game mechanic but I still find it weird that 128 shaped glasses kills you but 127 is fine lol
errant cosmos
🇯😔😔🇳
exotic ridge
🇯😳 😳🇳
errant cosmos
JOON
muted knot
Another day another disappointment
deep zodiac
You'll have your heyday Soon™️
errant cosmos
void stone
This channel has been waiting for...
237 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
222 days since Sundered Grove on PC
81 days since Content Update March on PC
38 days since the update was announced for June for console players
13 days into June without the update
Basically:
This channel has gone 237 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
222 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
38 days without any news on the June update
Sup fellow console gamers
I had a dream that #console-general became a thing
barren crown
Having problems joining/playing with my friends, when I invite them all it says is joining lobby and they never connect or vice versa... any tips? 😦
iron bough
CUM felt like yesterday...
ancient robin
i had a dream that we got console at E3. then i woke up
warped trout
😭
errant cosmos
ripe fjord
You'll have your heyday Soon™️
willow sandal
This channel has been waiting for...
237 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)...
someone should pin this and the port team should put this on there walls of shme
ripe fjord
gearbox is laughing at us right now for having the tiniest shred of hope
willow sandal
gearbox is laughing at us right now for having the tiniest shred of hope
there costimer suport was a joke they basicly just sent me ads instead of helping with the lost save issue
void stone
i had a dream that we got console at E3. then i woke up
We both hallucinatin'
jaunty trench
It seems they barely give a shit
void stone
15
errant cosmos
void stone
crude falcon
<a:Mannn:830833879342252082>
Can u ping me in a hour to do a ror2 reset
void stone
Can u ping me in a hour to do a ror2 reset
A what
void stone
void stone
Risk of rain 2 save data reset
You mean the daily counter?
errant cosmos
void stone
Why
warped trout
Why
smoky lodge
Don’t you just love it when JOON- I mean bug reports console is more active than all three lfg console chats and bug reports pc?
deep zodiac
all three
errant cosmos
Don’t you just love it when JOON- I mean bug reports console is more active than...
lmao
errant cosmos
🇯 🇳
🇯 
🇳
Hopefully this week coming up is the week
I still think the update will come out on June 18
🙂
exotic ridge
🇯
🇳
iron bough
J-I want to die-n
exotic ridge
🇯😭🔫🇳
void stone
Hah
ancient robin
Hah indeed
errant cosmos
Aight lads gonna sacrifice myself so we can get noticed
wth
ancient robin
wth
Yes this is real
Mother fucker had the wrong thing in their clipboard and linked that instead of somebody's name
ancient robin
The question is. Why was it in their clipboard
void stone
ancient robin
First of all. Epic embedded fail
And second. Why reply to me with that?
void stone
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING LINK TWICE
GOD I WASTED 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE OPENING THE SAME SHIT 5 TIMES
jaunty holly
sad gearbox didn't drop anything on ROR2
seeing how they are doing the port i thought there was a chance they were gonna drop the date for us
void stone
Yeah right
lone knoll
Does the artificer's nano-bomb actually damages herself or is it just a visual bug?
void stone
If your hp drops it's more than visual
lone knoll
It doesn't drop, but my screen shines red just like when you take damage.
void stone
Interesting
ancient robin
It does less than 1hp to you so it doesn't take away from your hp bar but it activates Medkits and stops sheilds from regenerating
void stone
jaunty holly
It does less than 1hp to you so it doesn't take away from your hp bar but it act...
interesting, i had no idea that was a thing
ancient robin
I mean its not like I play artificer more than half of the cast or anything
jaunty holly
i would play her more if she had a different primary or if it was better than 1 recharge at a time
like if it recharged them all after you used up all four, kinda like visions
warped trout
Now imagine, you wake up, see something in #announcements or on twitter, its about the Console update dropping later the day
Perfect timeline
jaunty holly
one can only hope it'll be announced soon
gritty igloo
It does less than 1hp to you so it doesn't take away from your hp bar but it act...
Oh god if it does negligible damage, what happens when you stack shaped glass to 1hp, does it just kill you?
ancient robin
Idk
errant cosmos
Oh god if it does negligible damage, what happens when you stack shaped glass to...
It doesnt kill you
errant cosmos
🇯
🇳
muted knot
It does less than 1hp to you so it doesn't take away from your hp bar but it act...
This also goes with the preon I believe. Was doing ethreal guides and my screen flashed as if I took damage
merry zenith
Can't wait for bungus to work with aegis in the next update and to not have the game consistently crash at stage 5 with 3-4 people in the lobby total haha
Right..?
It always happens with a lobby I or a friend boot up. If there's 3-4 people, it crashes on stage 5.
I have a virtual copy not a physical so it's not a disc scratch
I got it on ps4
It's a consistent issue on ps4, because every different console seems to have some different bug
And it'd be nice to get an official release date and not just "some time this month lol"
Man huntress standing in the snow is a cryptic detail
Thanks ROR twitter <3
I just have so much spite towards how the console porting team is having to handle everything, yet leave so many critical things bugged out of their MINDS
errant cosmos
🇯
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vapid reef
errant cosmos
open spindle
im guessing the game crashing with international friends is a common issue?
ashen pendant
Probably
open spindle
lol
errant cosmos
man, console ror2 kinda doo doo dogwater 0 pr
exotic ridge
It is compared to pc, nonetheless better than any other game
exotic ridge
(i say this as a pc player with almost no console experience)
errant cosmos
🇯
🇳
smoky lodge
You’re still right
errant cosmos
well i mean i have lots of console experience but not any console experience when it comes to ror2
errant cosmos
You’re still right
what does the link in your username go to?
smoky lodge
‘It’s hip to fuck bees’ I think. Either that or a rickroll
merry zenith
Razzle
ripe fjord
i like how literally no bugs are reported here and it’s just “console general”
exotic ridge
There were bugs, and then it has been (insert gabbo Verde number here) days since the update, and they have all been reported
smoky lodge
i like how literally no bugs are reported here and it’s just “console general”
See give a community 200 days and they’ll find most of the bugs
jaunty trench
i like how literally no bugs are reported here and it’s just “console general”
That's cause talking about all the bugs is basically talking to a bricks wall
willow sandal
i like how literally no bugs are reported here and it’s just “console general”
its been almost a year at this point they not bug fixing they seam to be full on replaceing
its like whats the point of telling the whats wrong with the pot if they smashing it on the ground and making a new one
pearl mauve
(Note really a bug report but) This happened completely by acident and is one of my favorite videos on my switch
deep zodiac
When the commencement has silly string
ripe fjord
I think June 18 is gonna be the day
how do you know? or is it just a feeling?
smoky lodge
He’s got a feeling inside his bones
jaunty trench
I'm thinking the 20th that's exactly when summer begins
ornate rapids
I'm thinking the 32nd
deep zodiac
31.5th
rapid bane
🇯 
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jaunty trench
I'm thinking the 32nd
I get it because that's the last day of the month which is essentially late but it's early at the same time
pearl mauve
The sync and the hole in one…
Right? I was just running along as you do and then bam, I jumped at the literal perfect time
void stone
This channel has been waiting for...
238 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
223 days since Sundered Grove on PC
82 days since Content Update March on PC
39 days since the update was announced for June for console players
14 days into June without the update
Basically:
This channel has gone 238 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
223 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
39 days without any news on the June update
ancient robin
Its spreading
void stone
void stone
surreal pawn
Twitter malding
errant cosmos
Day 238 .. no signs of life
errant cosmos
🇯
🇳
void stone
🇯 
🇳
errant cosmos
Indie showcase today
void stone
From who
errant cosmos
Not sure just says on e3 Twitter
void stone
Huh
errant cosmos
Probably not for us anyways
void stone
Yeah
errant cosmos
Unless ..
void stone
As soon as we do get the update I'm gonna just tell everyone a big 'ol "FUCK YOU"
Hopoo, gearbox, PEW, mongoose, E3, Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo, Stadia ALL OF 'EM
errant cosmos
errant cosmos
🇯
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void stone
errant cosmos
errant cosmos
errant cosmos
void stone
errant cosmos
void stone
errant cosmos
Risk of Rain 2
void stone
errant cosmos
void stone
errant cosmos
Brisk of Rain 3
void stone
<a:waitingforthebus:805529041561452596>
errant cosmos
Coming soon
void stone
errant cosmos
rapid bane
39 days ago: guys the update is coming in june
June: 14th 
ancient robin
ancient robin
I wouldn't sat fuck you to mongoose. They were a giga chad
void stone
Look man I'm just mad at everyone who was or is correlated to console ror2
ancient robin
Understandable
void stone
Once this blinding rage goes away it'll be all fiiiiiiiind
void stone
Exactly.
Maybe 39 days ago they submitted the ports and they know that the accepting period would take roughly 40 days?
void stone
errant cosmos
I’m boutta @ the man himself
ancient robin
Do it
errant cosmos
Im gonna do it
ancient robin
@hopoogames
void stone
@void stone
ancient robin
Go ahead. They wont do anything
void stone
Karen type beat
errant cosmos
I’m boutta get all Karen in this bitch
I’ll start screaming and shitting all over the place
void stone
CONSOLE GANG WILL HENCEFORTH BE KNOWN AS KARENS
errant cosmos
ancient robin
I'm attracted to my Among Us plushie and don't know how it will effect future relationships
So about last summer, when the game was super popular, I kind of ignored the whole trend, except when I saw some porn of a character (ironic) and I had to download it.
So I knew the game was for kids but I was pretty disappointed to find there wasn't any adult game mode or anything. I still played the game a lot, and it was pretty fun.
I eventually ordered myself a plushie (I didn't intend on anything sexual, I swear) of the blue crewmate but I found myself getting so impatient, waiting for it's arrival every day. Multiple times I jerked off just at the thought of it arriving soon.
When it finally arrived it coincidentally came with another fleshlight I had ordered a while ago. It wasn't even on purpose, because for a while I fucked it by itself, with just a hole in the bottom. The stuffing just felt so amazing on my dick, and the character was just so fucking hot I couldn't resist it.
It was multiple times a day at first, but I started to feel like it wasn't intimate enough, so I only did it at night.
When the stuffing got too hard from my semen, I suddenly had this amazing idea to put the fleshlight inside of it. I had to cut a larger hole which scared me a lot, but It turned out all right.
One thing that bothered me a lot was the pink pussy on my blue crewmate, so I had to use a sharpie to color the outside blue. I was alright with the inside being pink though because the inside of them is pretty red when they get killed by the imposter in the game.
Anyways, I've kept at this for about two months, doing this every night, and I was wondering if I got a human girlfriend would she still love me even if she found out about my actual lover?
errant cosmos
Sussy
void stone
🧢
ancient robin
Sussy baka
void stone
errant cosmos
void stone
gritty igloo
I got a notif on the ror2 discord, shit myself, only to realise it was a response to my message
small sable
bruh the chats up and early today
ancient robin
I've been up for over 8 hours lol
gritty igloo
No news is better than bad news?
small sable
id rather them pull the damn plug than stay silent
fuck it i dont even want bandit anymore
my hype has died in these long months
ancient robin
No news is better than bad news?
Nah.
gritty igloo
even if it's "Oh god everything is bad, so expect a delay" that's fine
errant cosmos
Nah no news is bad
gritty igloo
We understand it's a buggy, broken mess that got handed off, so just tell us how bad it's going
ancient robin
#announcements come on do something
gritty igloo
or maybe it's coming like in 5 days and we are just monkeying out from no update in nearly a year
errant cosmos
Tell us about the shit show , all we got is time
small sable
bruh lets fuckin ruin this discord till we get a damn answer
gritty igloo
Bit extreme, im down
small sable
scorched earth
like in all seriousness this is a fucking joke
hopoo knows fully well the condition of the port
gritty igloo
We are kinda pushing our luck here if we do rally and all they have to say is "Development is fine"
small sable
they just withhold shit from the console users
errant cosmos
Im gonna @ the man himself
errant cosmos
gritty igloo
We riot civilised... never mind those last few texts really proved me otherwise
small sable
theres no way to be civilized with people who have no respect for you
gritty igloo
Tell us its coming in like 3 months, just something to look foward to
errant cosmos
This game is awesome
Whoever is holding up this release will feel the fire of a thousand suns
errant cosmos
It’s a witch hunt lmao
small sable
again though, the fact that they neglect what is still a considerable amount of their sales
theres no way future updates come out the same as PC
That was a full cap just to try to alleviate tensions
gritty igloo
They have got a whole ass dlc and further roadmap to work on so
But the porters could say "h" and that's all we need
small sable
yeah but bro if ur gonna half ass it for console then just dont even port it
gritty igloo
I was gonna draw a skyrim comparison but that game broken 100% of the time lol
errant cosmos
Lordmongoose was in here the other day giving some knowledge
small sable
is he the one who was on the old port team?
errant cosmos
It seems complicated
small sable
cause yeah what he said was eye opening
void stone
bruh the chats up and early today
gritty igloo
we are being watched, response is all we need
errant cosmos
I wonder what it’s like being a dev trying to make a game and some fucker is holding up a release to your game / getting fans heated lmao
small sable
i mean its equally hopoos fault
gritty igloo
I wonder what it’s like being a dev trying to make a game and some fucker is hol...
I feel bad for the dev team having to acknowledge our existence#
small sable
like for what its worth its not just the team porting it, hopoo is just as much to blame
ancient robin
ŰNŰNŰN
gritty igloo
There's either a billion more bugs that we don't know because of the new content, or someone just won't file one peice of paperwork holding the whole thing back
small sable
bruh i will really get banned for the sake of any acknowledgement from the devs on this whole matter
who do i start spamming
i loved this game and discord but im ready to go down as a martyr
gritty igloo
Gearbox seems to be taking a lot more care with this than WPE, so they can s̶h̶u̶t̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶u̶p̶, I mean make sure that all the bugs and QOL changes are iron to (Near) perfection
ancient robin
errant cosmos
small sable
no it really is a matter of them knowing what they can get away with without causing too much outrage
gritty igloo
That too
small sable
and they really like to push that to the limit
errant cosmos
🇯
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gritty igloo
Some fault is on our response, and some fault is on the porters, we won't know how much until the port happens
errant cosmos
bruh i will really get banned for the sake of any acknowledgement from the devs ...
Go to Twitter and make a bunch of tweets
errant cosmos
Some fault is on our response, and some fault is on the porters, we won't know h...
I’m just a consumer bro
small sable
they read the tweets less than discord chats i swear
void stone
gritty igloo
They only reply in vague or satire
void stone
So anyway how the fuck is it our fault? Excuse me?
small sable
my mans fighting the good fight on all fronts
yeah wait lets not pounce on our boy
but yeah its all their fault bro its their job to win our money and time over
errant cosmos
I double dipped 
gritty igloo
Fair enough, worded that message quite shittily
ancient robin
Some fault is on our response, and some fault is on the porters, we won't know h...
I buy game. I expect a stable game. I don't get stable game. I report bugs and expect patch. I get no patch. I rage
void stone
No patch in 238 days btw
gritty igloo
I see anger as a strange response, then the numbers show. Then I understand
errant cosmos
238 days of being flaccid
gritty igloo
238 days of being flaccid
Lmao
void stone
Erectile dysfunction mfs
errant cosmos
I hope he blesses us with a message one day to acknowledge our presence here in bug reports
small sable
what no pussy does to mfs
errant cosmos
void stone
Social awkwardness mfs
errant cosmos
Appreciate us hopoo
void stone
Gearbox can't communicate manga headass
small sable
the worst part is i actually have some idea in my mind that one of the devs will read through this and feel some type of way
gritty igloo
That's my fear
void stone
Pov: you're gearbox and can't communicate for shit
small sable
but will probably just laugh and cash in their paychecks
gritty igloo
Is Joon the false prohet?
errant cosmos
They should tweet Joon with an update for us
void stone
It's gonna be the 25th
errant cosmos
They said confirmed in the Twitter post so if it’s false I’m freaking out
gritty igloo
It's gonna be the 25th
Ooh, like that date, Birthday updates never happen tho
void stone
I don't like that date
small sable
did they just tweet that out?
void stone
Exactly 3 months after pc got it, as usual
errant cosmos
You know what date is good ?
Tomorrow
void stone
did they just tweet that out?
No
gritty igloo
Today
errant cosmos
Fucking yesterday
small sable
like bro if you say its coming in june
like u need to specify when at least like junes halfway fucking through
small sable
i forget where but hopoo did say its coming in june
errant cosmos
Tweet
void stone
Accepting period
small sable
just like last time they did the same ambigous timeframe
void stone
We're just waiting for microsoft, sony and nintendo to move
gritty igloo
Gotta love the fact that this is a bug report channel but we've found everything. We really 100%ed a bug report before a next update wtf
errant cosmos
Those fucking dicks
small sable
oh i mean
void stone
Gotta love the fact that this is a bug report channel but we've found everything...
Any% speedrun world record
errant cosmos
We went completed the game and it’s bugs
gritty igloo
Glitchless%
small sable
the proper bug report for consoles would be a three part epic trilogy
errant cosmos
True completionist
void stone
Glitchless% <:happiesttroll:790347758732050463>
HAH
small sable
the list is just s fucking novel at this point
hollow vigil
I thought it was pretty obvious that when someone announces something for "June release", it means end of June. Otherwise, they'd be able to commit to an earlier date
small sable
no one should assume that
void stone
I thought it was pretty obvious that when someone announces something for "June ...
Good thinkin'
errant cosmos
I thought it was pretty obvious that when someone announces something for "June ...
Is this just a common thing?
small sable
but thats the way dev teams have done it these days
gritty igloo
Cant wait for rex to not apply weaken
errant cosmos
I don’t assume that
errant cosmos
That’s news to me
small sable
yeah dev teams have conditioned me to know when something is coming any month, they mean its coming at the last couple days of that month
void stone
Speaking of rex I found out his m1 heals him a few days ago
gritty igloo
Speaking of rex I found out his m1 heals him a few days ago
You better be joking
errant cosmos
gritty igloo
at least rex still does %health and not flat value health damage
void stone
Remember when scythe worked on-hit
gritty igloo
Remember when scythe worked
small sable
remember when we thought Aegis worked
errant cosmos
238+ days ago
small sable
like i really have stopped actually caring which is the sad part
gritty igloo
And here I was picking these items up gleefully, thinking they actually did something
errant cosmos
238 days of immobile engi turrets
gritty igloo
Behemoth, aegis, rejuve, corpsebloom, scythe,
void stone
I thought behemoth worked for the first 200 days
gritty igloo
Imagine clawing your way for the legendary chest, barely scraping it with 30 hp
and a fucking aegis pops out
small sable
i mean
gritty igloo
Just give me a wake of vultures at that point
void stone
FUCKING HELL NOW I'M MAD AGAIN
small sable
it happens all the time
the fact that not only do u have to try to not get a low tier red
but also pray you dont get a straight up bugged red item
gritty igloo
Meathook randomly using all 5 procs on 1 target, thats fun
One shot the alloy with that, procced it into a slam
small sable
so in all seriousness theres like a 20% chance u get a red item that will even be effective
gritty igloo
yup
small sable
i dont even whinge when i get the damn desk plants anymore
cause fuck it at least it does its damn job
gritty igloo
When you're happy for a deskplant you know it's messed up game
void stone
Yeah and it's not even the bad reds that got bugged fucking hell
gritty igloo
or you're playing rex
small sable
literally like why couldn't they just fuck with the bad ones
void stone
Joon will bug the previously unbugged items, monsters and survivors
small sable
bro like literally i dont have trust that this patch wont just bring in a whole new wave of bugs
and probably wont fix any old ones either
bro i literally was about to play risk and this chat just ignited my anger
void stone
They will fix old ones cuz that's usually how it goes but the new ones will remain until the dlc comes out 👍
errant cosmos
And then a new cycle of 238+ days
small sable
im playing chiv until hopoo figures thier shit out
errant cosmos
Whenever I play I get sad
Whenever I don’t play I get sad
errant cosmos
gritty igloo
I never knew I could burn out from risk of rain, but it had to be right before the predicted update
At this rate ror1 will get an update before us
void stone
If I was burned out I wouldn't be hanging out in this server at all
I'm fucking desperate.
gritty igloo
God I forgot about the ending quotes just N o t working
Black screen, red tint, Roll credits. Tf kinda ending is that
small sable
like bro should i just uninstall until the fall updates
errant cosmos
void stone
like bro should i just uninstall until the fall updates
Make space for something that works
small sable
honestly though
gritty igloo
Great game rn, Love to play the 20% that doesn't work though
Fixed 1.0 update, or a slightly buggy anniversary
I'll take a 1.0 hotfix for a delayed anniversary at this point
small sable
like bro how much more fun would i have had if it was just right in the first place
which is a dumb way to look at it but really
gritty igloo
like bro how much more fun would i have had if it was just right in the first pl...
Which is referencing?
Oh wait, edit, got it
small sable
ye my b
void stone
I'll take a 1.0 hotfix for a delayed anniversary at this point
Hotfix after 238 days
That's a cold ass fix
gritty igloo
I should really realise that hotfix implies fixes and tweaks to gamebreaking bugs, quickly
small sable
well they're hotfix did nothing to indicate such
so your forgiven for not understanding through the hopoo definition of a hotfix
void stone
pastel garnet
Gotta take one for the team sometimes, if you do see this hopoo please scroll up and read the at least past day of convo this is how console players really feel
errant cosmos
errant cosmos
wise frigate
be happy for inch worm
errant cosmos
Lil inch big heart
void stone
Just what the ladies want am I right
errant cosmos
They ladies also want JOON
void stone
Indubitably
errant cosmos
I’ll make my rounds to stir JOON hype
void stone
void stone
This channel has been waiting for...
238 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)...
Man I'd have to scroll up a ton tomorrow
placid ferry
whoever is in this chat we can all agree that PS4 Port for ror2 is Garbage
void stone
Yeah we been knew we all agree
hasty kite
Pain.
ancient robin
Somehow the best port is the switch one
pearl mauve
Oh hey E3 has an indie showcase at noon PT today, it's kinda desperate but maybe then?
True, the way they gradually revealed the date for pc seemed pretty cool
void stone
Can we just reply "FUCK YOU" to the tweet that tells us the update is out?
Please we need to let them all know
pearl mauve
Maybe make it clear that it's the handling of the announcements that's bad, not the update itself
void stone
Well I mean the update itself will be bad
There are a lot of people on twitter who are not in this server at all
What if we all reply with this
Or this
pearl mauve
Or reply with messed up hard to read text, but only after a few months
wise frigate
wise frigate
the only like rule I remember there being is no nsfw/qnsfw
well...
I guess the mods couldn’t handle the massive amounts of trolling that has transpired
we posted haha racism and hahah sexism memes because like 90% of us are teenagers and are edgy
void stone
Feedback muted could have been mememuted instead
Remove their image perms in the meme channel, easy.
wise frigate
Frog religion has been killed thanks to hopoopoo
void stone
Throwback to when bread wanted to stop joon spam
Lack of communication strikes again 👍
Yeah all the mods in this server each have their own different rules lmao
void stone
Gd1 almost lost its embed perms forever because taxi woke up and went "lol no"
wise frigate
hmmm problem is happening let’s just punish everyone for convenience c:
I’m just malding at this point
gd1 has always been an anomalous tear in reality
void stone
Gd1 got worse because of rioting memers but then fucking dps fanatics and woolie haters and fucking elitists and trollers and tierlists and drama and
wise frigate
huntress bad :))))))
void stone
They got worse
void stone
True
Let's post it in general
leaden stratus
woah what happened
errant cosmos
void stone
Like retard, the n-word or the hard r!
And btw some hard-rs are still in the server so if you're curious you can look 'em uo
errant cosmos
Lmao I remember
surreal pawn
Everyday waiting for this update feels like an hour in a mirage
errant cosmos
surreal pawn
Meme channel was always full of arguments though
errant cosmos
You guys think hopoo saw the ping
surreal pawn
Should've just made a venting channel
errant cosmos
leaden stratus
why do we have slowmode enabled?
surreal pawn
I don't speak there lol
errant cosmos
wise frigate
it took them like 6 days to ban them
ancient robin
No?
surreal pawn
They can literally get a bot to censor words and ban them if they say them
But the mods might have quota so that might be why
void stone
EW NO
ancient robin
Explain please
errant cosmos
🇯 🇳
surreal pawn
@void stone epic pfp
void stone
No?
A guy called vore was sending thigh pics to a bunch of people in the ror2 server but when one of then sent it to gd1 and vore didn't like that the mods took a while to show up to delete the image and delete the guy who sent the pic
surreal pawn
The ping the owner of that server 19 times in a row pic?
void stone
<@323547872106643456> epic pfp
Hell yeah man, also fuck you too😎
ancient robin
A guy called vore was sending thigh pics to a bunch of people in the ror2 server...
O ok
surreal pawn
:(
void stone
It's in your status
surreal pawn
Say \/ without no spaces or other words
void stone
/\
wise frigate
the blacklist incident
surreal pawn
What
void stone
V
surreal pawn
Thats a capital v
void stone
/
surreal pawn
Dumb
surreal pawn
errant cosmos
wise frigate
The time I got muted 3 times in one day
errant cosmos
Where’s our console chat
wise frigate
for posting ror2 meme
errant cosmos
Bread promised us
surreal pawn
Do you think ror2 will have crossplay
void stone
Sai and blacklist
half vault
When is bandit on console. Does anyone know an exact date?
surreal pawn
This month
void stone
When is bandit on console. Does anyone know an exact date?
Nope. No info at all. 39 days since it was announced it'd be this month.
errant cosmos
All I feel is pain at this point
surreal pawn
When did they last update the console versions
Like was it in the middle of the month or end
leaden stratus
since the last the time they announced a release date for a console update
errant cosmos
The second list
surreal pawn
Oh no
errant cosmos
238 days of PAIN
leaden stratus
can't wait for the anniversary
errant cosmos
void stone
Hold on
leaden stratus
if that counter hits 365 days we're celebrating
surreal pawn
It's 365 days
void stone
This channel has been waiting for...
238 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
223 days since Sundered Grove on PC
82 days since Content Update March on PC
39 days since the update was announced for June for console players
14 days into June without the update
Basically:
This channel has gone 238 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
223 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
39 days without any news on the June update
leaden stratus
oh yea lemme edit it real quick
errant cosmos
I’m supposed to be cleaning brb
void stone
Edit what
leaden stratus
someone should make a case study thesis on this for the lols
for the 360 days also fuck this slowmode
void stone
It used to be 15 seconds
Before that 0 seconds
surreal pawn
Tf spooki typing
surreal pawn
You were typing for ages
wise frigate
wise frigate
red guy
leaden stratus
OHHHHHHHH you were the one who said that about not caring about console that we didnt have any cooldown timer even and we get no responses at all
surreal pawn
Slowmode being raised is like taxes being raised, it takes longer to get things done
errant cosmos
Where’s the McDonald’s cap
void stone
errant cosmos
void stone
Surprised one of the servers I'm in has that emote
errant cosmos
void stone
void stone
The literal easiest way to moderate a meme channel is to habe 2 or 3 mods be in charge of said channel and create a role that gets rid of image perms for people who post "bad memes"
Yo m
Or the consumers
Happens all the FUCKING time
Just stole something from gd1
Check this out
Pov: you're Mongoose
Yeah like getting mad and saying nothing but "get good" at stret in game questions a few hours ago
leaden stratus
I just want them to put risk of rain 2 on sale on the switch as a sorry
but also like so people wouldnt feel that bad if they bought it right now lmao
leaden stratus
I bought it for 19 usd iirc it was on sale on the switch
void stone
leaden stratus
r/patientgamers
errant cosmos
Pov: you're Mongoose
Lmao
void stone
r/patientgamers
I am straight up FUCKING LOSING IT AND NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME
errant cosmos
I got the game on pc and my laptop is a toaster so it could barely run so then I got it for switch and it’s bugged to fuck
void stone
Why do I care so much
Why am I this mad
void stone
I guess I'm just passionate
Like bruh. Hopoo, gearbox, pew, I just want to PLAY the damn game
errant cosmos
void stone
Uh nop
muted knot
Anyone got the full console bugs copypasta?
void stone
Uh not really a copypasta
Just a list I made off the top of my head
Huntress' blink kills you if you use it when inside a mushrum puddle
Slicing winds doesn't apply exposed I'm pretty sure
Acrid's bite doesn't regenerate
Acrid's leap is uncontrollable in the air and has weird momentum and hitboxes
Captain's m1's spread is too big
Captain's m2 straight up doesn't register most of the times
Artificer's projectiles seem to also be messed up
Engineer's mobile turret don't move
Engineer's harpoons reset the cooldowns of the mines back to the full 8 seconds IF you have backup mag OR bandolier
Corspebloom doesn't work
Reju rack doesn't work
Aegis only works with %-based healing(?)
Behemoth is purely visual. No damage buff
Kjaro and runald proc off of crits
Sawmerang cripples instead of bleeds
Meathook apparently always uses the maximum number of hooks
Scythe is on-kill instead of on-hit
Death mark needs 5 debuffs instead of 4
Mushrum puddles can stick to you if, for example, you blink out of one as huntress.
This will make the damage keep ticking until you inevitably die or you somehow have a shitton of healing to survive even that
Overloading orbs explode twice iirc and they have the same issue as mushrum puddles
Grovetender's wisps have way too much health on console and WILL fuck you up if you're lacking damage and if you're a melee character
Mithrix does not go back to the center when he jumps up and instead drops back where he initially jumped
And I don't know of anything else at the moment
warped trout
Real
jaunty trench
Someone called my friend a retard over a joke
He went to dm a mod about issue and I still don't think they replied
wispy kernel
This channel has been waiting for...
237 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)...
Will we ever see the update
Most likely not
void stone
He went to dm a mod about issue and I still don't think they replied
Weird. They usually ban people who say retard even as a joke
gritty igloo
Additionally I think focus crystal and crowbar also count towards band procs as opposed to multiplying them
jaunty trench
Weird. They usually ban people who say retard even as a joke
These guys are the textbook definition of "mods are asleep" meme
void stone
Additionally I think focus crystal and crowbar also count towards band procs as ...
They do
gritty igloo
If this bug that I have encountered is registered and noted I shall be ashamed: Randomly, And I mean completely randomly, I cannot replicate this bug intentionally, Some "Non monster healthbar enemies" (Vagrant Balls, clay pots, Fuel cells on rallypoint, And the biggest offender: NEWT) Will have a Random chance to block damage outright, Through experience it feels like 70%. I have no Idea what causes this. I used no artifacts and was playing a vanilla game
Its the same block as teddybears, NOT AURELIONITES "Invulnerable" though
void stone
Tf
gritty igloo
My reaction exactly
void stone
+1 to my knowledge
errant cosmos
🇯🅾️🅾️🇳
jaunty trench
Might cave and buy a laptop
errant cosmos
muted knot
Huntress' blink kills you if you use it when inside a mushrum puddle
Slicing win...
Thanku
pearl furnace
The fuck is jute?
pearl mauve
June + late
ancient robin
Jate
pastel garnet
Every day I wake up and tweet them of my misery and every night I cry myself to sleep as I get left in the dirt unread not even opened, ignored
errant cosmos
Like dust in the wind
pastel garnet
Ok I don't actually tweet them everyday but it really do feel like that lol 😭
pastel garnet
Somebody's gotta do it
pastel garnet
Fr tho ik it seems like we bitch a lot but I'm just really passionate about this game, it was the same way with tekken for years we complained and offered constructive criticism and because of that now the game is at a point where more people then ever play it its not perfectly balanced but what game is
But it took years of very well known and respected players and pros offering advice to change things
pastel garnet
I love to play with my friends but when I have to tell them a lot of items don't work they get discouraged when characters don't work how they should it turns them away from the game
And that feels bad I wanna have as many people play it as possible
errant cosmos
Yeahhhh holy shit I relate with this !
I got a few friends to buy the game as well and the same kind of thing happened
I also had problems with my game connecting to their lobbies and vice versa
pastel garnet
Yes half the time I says everyone's ready when no one has hit it or there's a 50/50 chance it will even connect
Feels bad, I enjoy the game a lot more when I'm spoon feeding them items lol
errant cosmos
Idk if it’s like that for all the consoles but I’m on switch specifically
pastel garnet
Nah it's the same on ps4
ancient robin
They cant just keep doing this anymore
errant cosmos
pastel garnet
Feels bad man
errant cosmos
narrow robin
I just wanted to know if hoopo was in the livestream...
and the top result for my Google search is an article literally called
Gearbox May Have Legitimately Had One Of The Worst E3 Shows In History
surreal pawn
Bruh
errant cosmos
They say: the update will drop in june, why do you think they are gonna to change It to july?
teal sphinx
Is this the mental health help channel
errant cosmos
I know........................
I am trying to be positive okey...
JOON exist and Will come, i believe.
"Cry in the coner*
teal sphinx
Possibly hinting at a 
buff?
pastel garnet
JOON
From now on fellas we must only converse in the JOON language until patch comes ik it will be rough but this is the way
errant cosmos
Whole lotta JOON shit
ripe fjord
nearly halfway through the month and we still have no clue when it’s coming.
supple briar
I told y’all the 32nd my grandson works for Gearbox
Stop being so impatient, Hoppo always delivers the pizza when they say.
Those jerks just say June and mean June 32nd 
ripe fjord
so july?
errant cosmos
If they don’t deliver the pizza on time do I get it for free
There is only
🇯 🇳
🇯 🇳
supple briar
In all seriousness based on their history, it’s the 21st or 28th.
supple briar
They probably get through certification on Sony/Nintendo/Microsoft but then have to delay it because one of them isn’t done and then announce a day they’d like the patch to be out.
We’re coming from them having to fix old bugs, add in new content which comes with bugs, then fix those bugs too so that we don’t riot and plummet all of their future sales for RoR2 on consoles.
Hoppo didn’t do any of this to us. It’s GB’s fault for letting PEW do this to us.
ripe fjord
damn bro i think you’ve got their situation down
(and if it’s a buggy mess then yeah we riot)
exotic ridge
🇯 
🇳
willow sandal
Hoppo didn’t do any of this to us. It’s GB’s fault for letting PEW do this to us...
yeah but he never even told us that he checked on how good gear box is doing or forced them to do PR
supple briar
yeah but he never even told us that he checked on how good gear box is doing or ...
They were literally making/patching the game this whole time. We wouldn’t have 1.0 when we did if they were busy fixing our port themselves.
Well I know ~we~ don’t have it, but Hoppo is still working on content as we speak for the game. Maybe they’re currently figuring out how to bring back chef
static blade
Nah it's going to be june of next year
smoky lodge
Well I know ~we~ don’t have it, but Hoppo is still working on content as we spea...
This would be the only thing that I can accept as an adequate use of time. CHEF
static blade
Honestly chef or sniper and I would be okay
smoky lodge
I could accept sniper I guess but I’d prefer chef
iron bough
It's happening on the 21st isn't it
When It happens
exotic ridge
What’s it? Announcing that it’ll be released on tbe 31st?
supple briar
Something is happening soon.
half vault
Just wanted to let whoever know that when I play commando and use his slide and jump immediately after on an incline, I go through the incline itself. I can get out but I assumed you would want to know
distant gate
Just wanted to let whoever know that when I play commando and use his slide and ...
just ror2 physics
graceful rover
Anniversary update ps4 when
glacial adder
i blame gearbox mostly, since we got the update earlier then we were told we would and I'd be willing to guess that it's because gearbox rushed pew
void stone
This channel has been waiting for...
239 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)
224 days since Sundered Grove on PC
83 days since Content Update March on PC
40 days since the update was announced for June for console players
15 days into June without the update
Basically:
This channel has gone 239 days without a single patch that fixed any of the bugs that have been present since then
224 days without the new stage that came thanks to Stadia
40 days without any news on the June update
Ahem
🇯 
🇳
pearl mauve
I might just be impatient but 🇯 
🇪 is really starting to feel like a possibility
rapid bane
🇯 
🇳
gritty igloo
Everybody's asking when JOON, but not how is JOON.
ancient robin
Maybe it will be announced at the end of E3?
I mean we're half way through the month so not long to go until they HAVE to announce it
gritty igloo
There's no neat place for it to fit in, Unless they somehow fit it in in the steam time slot past nintendo's
Also Is it kinda bad that i'm holding out for a ror rep in smash, I know it ain't happening in this neighbourhood of universes but lest I still have hope.
ancient robin
surreal pawn
I hate thinking that this update can come any day now but we don't know it
void stone
Everybody's asking when JOON, but not how is JOON.
Probably like shit and filled with bugs
void stone
Also Is it kinda bad that i'm holding out for a ror rep in smash, I know it ain'...
Best we could get is spirits but even those are unlikely tbh
smoky lodge
Give me commando spirit that literally just buffs items and has 3 slots and give me mythrix spirit that go bonk with hammer
void stone
Huntress spirit that gives you lightweight
smoky lodge
Artificer spirit that increases... magic damage? Fire damage? Is there one for elemental damage?
Acrid just auto applies flower to the opponent (cause poison)
void stone
Goddamn ror2 spirits would be JUICY
Scavenger spirit that spawns a random item next to you periodically
smoky lodge
Or just gives autograb lmao
Like he phantom thieves of hearts or whatever the fuck they’re called
smoky lodge
Would loader just be ‘fist power up’ because I feel like that would be correct
ember granite
Loader would be the insta-win button
smoky lodge
That’s Victini
void stone
Lodr would definitely he fist-up
Maybe ++ instead of +
ember granite
Mithrix would have you start the game with the mega hammer
smoky lodge
Agreed
On both of those.
Would MUL-T give armor knight or slow super armor do you think, if either
void stone
Assuming it'd be a reference to power mode, super slow armor
distant gate
Mul-T isn't a tank per se
have you used powermode?
void stone
Mithrix would have you start the game with the mega hammer
Tha golden one
ember granite
Acrid would give all attacks a chance to poison
ember granite
have you used powermode?
well yes
void stone
ember granite
Parents start the battle as giants
smoky lodge
Acrid would give all attacks a chance to poison
I was thinking flower cause dot tbh
void stone
ember granite
Scavs have item-magnet
smoky lodge
Or autograb
void stone
You start the match with the flower
ancient robin
Rex doesn't heal
void stone
YOOOOOOOOO
Engineer's spirit would start the gane with a Ditto pokemon
shell oriole
we talking about ror2 characters in smash?
void stone
Spirit ideas
ember granite
spirits
shell oriole
oh yep
ancient robin
No
smoky lodge
Make guillotine a spirit and it just gives deaths scythe
void stone
Bandit gives you invisibility at critical health
ember granite
thats genius
void stone
Or more damage from behind
shell oriole
if one character from ror2 got in i would be so sad if it was commando tho
void stone
if one character from ror2 got in i would be so sad if it was commando tho
Who would you want it to be
ember granite
Loader or Acrid would be best imo
ancient robin
if one character from ror2 got in i would be so sad if it was commando tho
Chadmando is the poster child of ror though
smoky lodge
Or mythrix tbh
I’d be happy if mythrix got in smash since he’s melee and also kinda a face of the game ig
shell oriole
Bandit gives you invisibility at critical health
i feel like huntress would be cooler to play BUT i think it would be coolest if beetle got in :))
void stone
Plant gang vs beetle gang
shell oriole
beetles are just better commandos anyway
distant gate
beetle > all attacks are headbutt
ember granite
Mithrix down-b would be Byleth
ancient robin
Or mythrix tbh
Mythrix and Izban
smoky lodge
For smash
distant gate
beetles are just better commandos anyway
you what'
shell oriole
mythrix would be so cool to play
void stone
Mithrix down-b would be Byleth
Mithrix uses byleth for his down b
void stone
For his neutral special he wields a needle gun
distant gate
i stand by what i said, love the 'mando but he is garbage
he's a great character
smoky lodge
He just gets zoom with a hitbox for his up-b lmao
shell oriole
where my acrid at
void stone
Aurelionite spirit gives you the gold buff from xerneas at critical health
smoky lodge
Ooh agree
void stone
Vagrant spirit you explode at critical health
shell oriole
trol
void stone
Captain spirit: deal 40000% after 20 seconds
shell oriole
tonic spirit fight has invincibility for 20 seconds then goes to 999 health
void stone
Lmao
ancient robin
i stand by what i said, love the 'mando but he is garbage
shell oriole
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
void stone
Shaped glass support spirit gives you double damage but you start at 100%
... and spirits are already known for their insane raw damage bonuses
cue akuma, galeem, dharkon, rex, soma cruz etc...
shell oriole
happiest mask summons a charizard that does 1500% damage with each attack when the original enemy is defeated
void stone
3615.9% is the highest damage I was able to do in training mode with 2 heroes and spirits + custom balance
shell oriole
did u do it on shulk tho
void stone
Nope, 2 heroes with bounce and kaswoosh iirc
shell oriole
oh yes that works too
but chuck a shulk in there in buster art and he will take 1.3x damage
void stone
I also had the weakest green possible for the other hero, taking even more damage from akuma
shell oriole
would that be weaker than 0?
holy shit i have assignments in the morning thanks for the chat boys i gotta go
void stone
Wym
shell oriole
i mean weaker than 0 spirits sorry
void stone
Ye cuz type advantage
shell oriole
ok
void stone
Good luck with those assignments now
smoky lodge
Did the green boy also have demon style
void stone
Pretty sure I did do that too cuz -defense
smoky lodge
Ye
void stone
weakened weakest yep
smoky lodge
I know there’s other dumb shit you could do
Like someone did 999% without spirits so like
void stone
Yeah a lot of other gimmicks like reverse lighting, fresh move bonus, 1v1 bonus, xerneas etc....
smoky lodge
Ye
void stone
I only had 2 drifting joycons at the time
smoky lodge
Goddamn
void stone
And now I use a controller that can't be used when detached
azure elm
it has been suspiciously long since the last announcement mentioned more news will be coming
void stone
This channel has been waiting for...
239 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)...
Do you perhaps mean: THIS LONG @azure elm
gritty igloo
What about a merc mii swordfighter
void stone
gritty igloo
Loader brawler etc
void stone
Not a bad idea at all
gritty igloo
Prolly gonna be sora or crash tonite, but hey, more content is more content...
right porting team
void stone
Doomguy 
gritty igloo
Thats up there, so I wouldn't knock it
I got what I wanted, Steve. So, other characters are cherry on the blocky cake
void stone
Michael franklin and trevor from gta v
Lester shows up in the taunt like rex
gritty igloo
Gta rep might just make the Internet invert polarity
void stone
Ape escape rep when
gritty igloo
Ape escape rep when
Angry birds rep 👍
void stone
Did you see the angry birds twitter account 
gritty igloo
Did you see the angry birds twitter account <:PogChamp:266832346953547776>
Uh oh, is it graceful or shall it be scorned?
void stone
Hol on
gritty igloo
On is held
gritty igloo
God how I wish I were wrong
void stone
Still better than fortnite
gritty igloo
breaking news, all copies returned after Jonesey gets into smash, more at 7
void stone
Lmao
smoky lodge
Honestly put like... a singular slime from slime rancher in smash. The honey slime specifically
small sable
its gonna be a big tiddy goth anime gf with a giant sword cosplaying angry birds
sorry guys its my first of the day i cant always be funny
void stone
its gonna be a big tiddy goth anime gf with a giant sword cosplaying angry birds
So basically 2B from Nier
small sable
haha basically
void stone
I don't even know if 2b has a sword
I guess she does? I've seen hammers and spears too
Byleth 2.0
ember granite
i would like to see either Demi-Fiend or a Sonic rep personally
void stone
Demifiend from uhhh smt?
ember granite
ye
void stone
Another atlus rep? More likely than you think!
ember granite
void stone
I don't really care who gets in as long as they're fun but I kinda wanna predict who it could be
void stone
How is it a good morning without joon?
TELL ME, HUMBLESENSHI, HOW
errant cosmos
You’re absolutely right , it’s a terrible morning
Where’s muh JOON
I can barely sleep at night so I had to convince myself there was slight hope I’d wake up to it
void stone
errant cosmos
Is today the 240th Day ?
void stone
This channel has been waiting for...
239 days since October 20 (1.0 on Console)...
Not yet
errant cosmos
On the 240th day lord hopoo will rise again and blesseth us with his divine update
errant cosmos
Yeah definitely not