other-games

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-kick-ouch-gif-12726959

[willow relic]

im splitting cheeks at the gate

[bitter granite]

Chat, what’s better Doom or Doom

[lilac inlet]

i got my ass beat, but filia got nuked

[static laurel]

aye, what's better fish and chips or chips and fish?

[bitter ridge]

maybe you'd do better with a different skin

[bitter granite]

Neither

[lilac inlet]

i had a bruh

[bitter ridge]

how in gods name did you do that

[static laurel]

You've clearly never been to a pub

[bitter granite]

I can’t eat seafood

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/john-krasinski-oh-no-shame-on-you-nah-fail-gif-15679323

[static laurel]

fair enough then

[lilac inlet]

vro idk

[bitter ridge]

reversker barrage

[fringe trout]

I am getting the real Skyrim experience

Half of my mods were disabled and moved to the wrong positions in the Load Order because I exited the Creations menu

[grand maple]

Skill issue

[grand maple]

Real

[next stirrup]

Got really lucky with a fishing chest in the first month

[grand maple]

niiiiice

[fringe trout]

an hour of skyrim and not even 5 minutes of gameplay

[grand maple]

real skyrim hours

[bitter granite]

The average path of exile player:
25,643 hours on skill tree planner
10 hours of gameplay

[fringe trout]

third console reboot to try and make the game run as well as possible, and hopefully i wont have to spend 10 minutes going up and down the load order again

[static laurel]

sounds accurate

[gentle flower]

WHY DID THEY COOK SO HARD ON THE GARDEN WARFARE 2 OST

[bitter ridge]

gw 1 was better gamepaly wise

[gentle flower]

I can only agree on that point if you’re talking maps

[bitter ridge]

less is more

[gentle flower]

The extra characters added to gw2 plus the upgrade system makes the game way more fun

[gentle flower]

I never understood this concept, the fact that the less content you have the more fun you’ll have playing it? I suppose it’s because it’s simpler, but Garden Warfare 2 expanded the franchise without overcomplicating it (unlike another pvz shooter that will go unnamed) while adding a lot more to do, like infinity time, the backyard in general, and a lot of stuff that should’ve been in gw1 in the first place (like Herbal assault & graveyard ops)

[crimson meadow]

Wait when does this soundtrack come on

[gentle flower]

It plays in a gamemode called infinity time when you fight the gnome bosses

[crimson meadow]

Oooh, I really need to play infinity more

[gentle flower]

Yeah & the best part abt it is that if you get 25k> shards you have a guaranteed chance of getting a party character piece

It’s how I unlocked Party Corn & Party Brainz

[gentle flower]

Someone read this like Bedman from Guilty Gear Xrd

[crimson meadow]

Any good way to farm money? Aside from bugs

Or you don't play?

[gentle flower]

Uhhh Turf Takeover & Garden/Graveyard ops on hard-CRAAAAZY!!! are pretty good ways of farming money

Other than that there’s always the all star collision glitch which gets you an easy 500K

[crimson meadow]

I'll make sure to check it out when I'm good enough to actually play it

[gentle flower]

Fair lol, Ops is unforgiving as hell & turf can be very aggravating at some points, but if a game stretches long enough you’re looking at 15k-25k per round

[bitter ridge]

i played the shit out of gardens and graveyards on the og

[crimson meadow]

Yeah, even normal is tough af, I barely got any sets yet

Too broke

[grand maple]

Lower overall number of things = deeper detail and effort into the things that are there

[gentle flower]

The thing is that the detail & effort in GW2 I dare say is more so than GW1

[grand maple]

As opposed to having a hundred surface level and basic things, you can have 25 really deep and intricate things with an incredible amount of effort in them

[grand maple]

Fair, I haven't really played either one in years so I can't definitively give my opinion lol

I just wanted to explain the whole 'quality over quantity' thing

[modern schooner]

My friend did the sos beacon as we were about to extract, but I said I didn’t like that she did that without asking since it was just the 2 of us playing, and then she kicked whoever joined after that and 12 fucking people joined it in a 2 minute time period

[tidal raven]

@bitter granite Its unreleased so its not legal

However

Several bugs have landfall

((Scute Swarm))

[grand maple]

imagine getting jumped by a fuckton of bugs

[tidal raven]

Guess the idea of my deck

[grand maple]

jump a poor bastard with a fuckton of bugs deck?

[tidal raven]

Sorta

Fuckton of bugs from my graveyard

Commander

[grand maple]

also i just shot a dipshit so hard he's sliding like he's got no friction

[tidal raven]

Alot of sac effects that I can renew by just pulling them back out of my ass

[grand maple]

I have no idea what any of that means but niiiice

[tidal raven]

It effectively lets me play my graveyard as my hand

So my stuff just doesnt die unless its exiled

[grand maple]

I assume the graveyard is like a discard pile, where cards go after 'dying'?

[tidal raven]

Yeah

[grand maple]

And I assume that a Library is just the deck of cards you entered with?

[tidal raven]

Yeah

Its the 99
The commander is a special card off to the side more readily available than the library

[tidal raven]

And exile is the "super fucking dead fuck you black I hate you" pile

[grand maple]

So basically your commander lets you take cards from the discard to the bottom of your deck?

[grand maple]

I kinda guessed as much, and I presume there's cards that let you pull shit from there too or nah?

[tidal raven]

Ah no that stops him from beign self sufficent the bottom of your library thing actually really bad
His top effect just lets me play bugs from ym graveyard onto the battlefield

[bitter granite]

The bottom deck is good

[grand maple]

Ohhh, so you can play undead bugs straight from hell?

[bitter granite]

Bottom deck a token

[tidal raven]

Lol

[tidal raven]

Yes you just snatch them during their sentance

[bitter granite]

It does not say nontoken insects just any insect

[grand maple]

Is there a lower limitation to how many cards you can go into a match with or could you just keep recycling like 5 poor bastards over and over until you or the opponent dies?

[tidal raven]

Wait dont tokens phase out of the game when taken off the battlefield

[grand maple]

Cause the "keep reanimating these fuckers till there's nothing left" deck sounds really funny

[tidal raven]

:3
Thats black for you

Almost all of black is like that

The rest is removal or something really strong at a heavy cost

[grand maple]

Removal?

[knotty delta]

removal!

its anything that destroys or exiles opponents stuff

[tidal raven]

Its what it says on the tin
Takes stuff out of the game
typically circumventing health/toughness

[knotty delta]

so you dont have to deal with it lol

[knotty delta]

just wait till you see Muldrotha the Gravetide lol

[grand maple]

Are there cards that let you do the same with cards in the exile pile or are they basically just permanently gone?

imbed fail

[knotty delta]

exile is the super duper gone pile

[grand maple]

ah, so there is a card that lets you play them anyways because fuck it why not?

[tidal raven]

Yesnt
Some cards effect the exile pile
Much rarer than graveyard pull tho

[grand maple]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[knotty delta]

ehhhhhhhh

[bitter granite]

Did the token die?

If yes than bottom deck it(which fails) and than you get to mill 2

[knotty delta]

tokens poof when they leave the battlefield

[grand maple]

I knew there'd be a "fuck you, i play the super gone dead pile card" card

[knotty delta]

I cant think of one?

Nem what card are you thinking of lmao

[bitter granite]

Tokens dying will still trigger death trigger which Zask’s ability is a death trigger

[knotty delta]

ohhhhhhhhh, yeah that

[tidal raven]

Oh true actually

[bitter granite]

You milling two cards does not require you to bottom deck the insect just that the insect died

[tidal raven]

I
Completely missed the latter half of that
Actually yeah I should bring those insect token gens

[knotty delta]

there are some cards that care about exile, but thats mostly red. they have a thing called impulse draw, where you exile a card, and can play it for a turn, but if you dont it goes into exile and you lose it

[bitter granite]

And Chatterfang

Not a insect but token doublers, removal, and sac outlet

[knotty delta]

theres alot of stuff that cares about exile, but not any real ways to pull stuff out once it is already exiled

unless there is some super duper old card that I am not aware of lol

[bitter granite]

White also cards for exile a lot

[knotty delta]

true! but they usually do that for flicker style effects

and as removal

[grand maple]

i fucking knew there was a card that let you play shit from the "super dead fuck you get out of my game" pile

[bitter granite]

Exile is white’s main form of removal, they flicker, they return from exile, they exile as a cost

[grand maple]

I fucking knew it

[bitter granite]

Blue also has some exile stuff

Black and Green don’t cause they don’t like touching the exile

[tidal raven]

I was gonna have him as a commander at one point
But tbh I think id prefer big etbs in the 99

[knotty delta]

you dont tho? like the fact you are exiling these things is a timing cost "You need to play this card now or you loose it forever"

[bitter granite]

Although black does have some things that exile from your graveyard for effect

[knotty delta]

oh speaking of secondhand, I mentioned muldrotha earlier

[bitter granite]

Like exile this from graveyard and get health, or mana, or counters

[bitter granite]

nemmy’s misgender count is going higher

[knotty delta]

https://tenor.com/view/muldrotha-muldrothathegravetide-thegravetide-gravetide-mtgcommander-gif-8808370486148973678

[tidal raven]

They dont mention it in the card

[bitter granite]

But Aatchik is okay, not good not bad

[grand maple]

Close enough, you still get to play shit from the "super dead get the fuck out of my game" pile, since the first card seems to include other cards exiled via that card

[green citrus]

autg

[tidal raven]

I should recondition myself into using they

[green citrus]

when I saw what ballas did to vox solaris I swear bro it became personal

[grand maple]

Real

[tidal raven]

Dumb(?) idea?

[knotty delta]

I love un cards <3

[green citrus]

"for narrrrrmeeer" MAN SHUT YO DEACON ASS U-

[grand maple]

I still wanna let Umbra pluck the organs from him

[bitter granite]

Solid choice

Also consider

[tidal raven]

I'll have to see how much ill be pulling out per turn for stuff like that

[grand maple]

So the card gains stats when it gets oiled up?

[green citrus]

I swear I SPEEDRAN the quest after that just to get to ballas the utter fuckin DICKHEAD

[tidal raven]

Oh! True!

[grand maple]

REAL

[tidal raven]

Yes
Oil counters are kinda just a dummy counter, dont actually do anything but cards interact with it
The necrosquito gets bonus stats the more oiled up it is

[grand maple]

That is really fucking funny actually

[green citrus]

he's one of the few characters in fiction who genuinely piss me off

[bitter granite]

Lore reason is it’s a Phyrexian and those guys love oil because they are all metal machines and the oil fuels them to world domination

[bitter ridge]

ball ass

[tidal raven]

Phyrexian language has a vowel that requires a cybernetic enhancement to pronounce

[green citrus]

see also: erebus, kai leng

[grand maple]

The mosquito gains more power the more crude oil it applies

[knotty delta]

that and also the glistening oil turns other people into cool robos :3

[tidal raven]

Phyrexians are american

[green citrus]

and this folks is why I am a helldiver

[grand maple]

Valid honestly, he's a great villain in that aspect. Just a fucking bastard you love to hate.

[knotty delta]

phrexians are soooooo coooool, its a shame new phyrexia was kinda wasted at the end

[grand maple]

my condolences to them

[knotty delta]

Vorinclex for dbd!

[tidal raven]

More or less op than he is in MTG

[knotty delta]

hmmmmmmm

[green citrus]

when wally appeared out of fucking nowhere I was wondering why the fuck an eldritch horror stopped by to say hello after ballas got defeated

[grand maple]

Instead of getting sacrificed in DBD you just get sent to the graveyard for your teammates to rez you with some fuckass card

[tidal raven]

SO TRUE

[bitter granite]

Rat

[tidal raven]

@bitter granite Any opinions on one off, but strong lifegain?
I feel mixed putting lifegain in a non lifegain deck

[green citrus]

I don't much like card games
but I do like tabletop

[grand maple]

and the killer just has an even fucking worse day then they were having when they booted up DBD

[tidal raven]

I love cardgames I just dont like collecting them

[knotty delta]

you should play magic, its so much fun

[tidal raven]

You need a playgroup tho

[bitter granite]

5 cost is too much for that kind of effect

[knotty delta]

idk, vorinclex is kinda peak

[green citrus]

I did and I didn't like it

[knotty delta]

physical or tts?

[green citrus]

card games are not for me

[tidal raven]

Fair actually

[knotty delta]

ah fair

[tidal raven]

Do NOT let this man see the indie game scene right now

[green citrus]

man?
i'm no man!

But i'm not a woman either

[tidal raven]

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/inscryption-inscryption-woodcarver-woodcarver-inscippy-shaking-head-gif-9042432720948884247

[tidal raven]

Do NOT let this.., creature see the indie game scene right now

[green citrus]

I am non-binary :)

[tidal raven]

Mhm

:3

[knotty delta]

he would have a grand ol time lol

[tidal raven]

Oops all Vorniclex

[green citrus]

I tend to stick to shooters
wargames and shi
and deltarune indie game wise

[grand maple]

Certified Balatro Moment

[tidal raven]

Certified roguelike deackbuilder

[bitter ridge]

peaklatro

[green citrus]

I also FUCKING LOVE DARK SOULS RAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[tidal raven]

Wargames
Ah one in the same

Shame strategy and indie is a bit niche

[grand maple]

I love balatro so much

[green citrus]

just give me a sandbox mode in an RTS and suddenly I've made an entire war which ends in my favourite factions success

[bitter granite]

Rat time

[grand maple]

Real

[tidal raven]

Im not into it, not big on numbers go u-

Typically not into numbers go up games MTG is an exception

[green citrus]

my rts sandbox mode lore be more well written than most movies nowadays

[grand maple]

insert money, extract number
insert number, extract even bigger number

[green citrus]

stand aside lego lore /j

[grand maple]

yeah

[bitter ridge]

if i want an rts, i play the ag of empires stuff, red alert, hoi4

[green citrus]

i'm a humanity first kinda guy myself.

[grand maple]

FOR SUPER EARTH

[green citrus]

imperium of man from 40k, the "villains" of avatar (blue aliens gtfo), super earth

[green citrus]

FOR DEMOCRACY!

[bitter ridge]

imperium of man fan eh? what part is your favorite

[green citrus]

(don't get me started on the alien empire side of factions I like)

[grand maple]

HAVE A TASTE OF LIBERTY

[tidal raven]

Was playing an elf deck, and my opponent replacing one of my strong elves with a human was the worst thing they did that game frankly

[green citrus]

i'm a dark angel/imperial fist/kriegsman/tech priest/custode fan all the way

[bitter ridge]

nice to see a fellow custodes fan

[bitter ridge]

kil all knife ears

[green citrus]

why be weak when
golden banana man

[grand maple]

I like Sanguinius' kids personally, he's just a cool guy

[green citrus]

I HATE ELVES

[bitter granite]

Chat, hear me out, Dark Souls Batman

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-text-to-speech-triumphant-arousal-custodes-gif-27361741

not to the creature

[grand maple]

FUCKIN' 'ATE ELVES, THEY'RE IN THE BOOK O' GRUDGES FOR A REASON

[tidal raven]

erm
Nah

[green citrus]

My BG3 character is named IHATEELVES and is a fully suited man in heavy armor (I use a mod to get no punishment for killing everything with pointy ears)

[bitter ridge]

if i hear another elf call me a mayfly or lumberfoot i will kill them

[tidal raven]

(Half of the entries have my name in bold red text)

[grand maple]

Nah, you're cool

[bitter granite]

Nemmy it’s ratting time

[green citrus]

I have a fictional universe called the realms and elves in it are buff heavily armored people who like big guns and and burned the forest they came from down on purpose

[tidal raven]

After my TWW3 wood elf crusade
Uh
Not with the shorts im not

[modern schooner]

I’m not an elf, so I am surely safe

[tidal raven]

Buff elves?
Hell yeah

[green citrus]

when the light is running low- uh what?
huh?

[tidal raven]

https://tenor.com/view/orion-total-war-warhammer-wood-elves-talsyn-warhammer-total-war-gif-15764871

[green citrus]

in the realms, drow were elves but turned themselves into robots

[tidal raven]

Okay thats really cool wth

Yk
Put to the elf hater to make elves acutally intresting

I fw Admech x Drow

[green citrus]

I take pride in the craft of writing

[green citrus]

drow robot bodies have
fully rotatable hands which can reach incredible speeds
wrist mounted energy cannons
built-in boost packs

[grand maple]

Indeed, you are nowhere within the book of grudges (or at least MY book of grudges)

[modern schooner]

Yippee

[tidal raven]

I too have a world
Its only fantasy so I cant exactly do cyborgs
However the elves are crazy magic scientists who've been blowing themselves up recently after a really angry dragonborn has been causing unrivaled chaos
The wood elves are only slightly different in the fact they just made guarding the groves their livelyhood after the age of monsters

[green citrus]

orcs and goblins in the realms are the same species
and instead of green buff humans with big teeth and short green gremlins
orcs and goblins are humanoid grey and red bug people

[green citrus]

they do not require food or water to live and have a biological system that
ahems
MAKES MATTER for them to sustain themselves upon

[tidal raven]

My universe sadly has no orcs/goblins, couldnt find a way to make them stand out, as Kobolds fit the mold of tribal species

[green citrus]

kobolds aren't in the realms but lizardmen are

[bitter ridge]

so dwemer on crack

[tidal raven]

(Lizardfolk to aswell to a lesser degree, more traditional than actually tribalistic)

[green citrus]

big fucking crocodile people

[green citrus]

they don't have their own faction they usually pilgrimage to other factions and serve them
slowly adopting their ideals and etc.

[near sentinel]

Coolest thing I ever seen is this artist who interpreted Dwarves as weird little bug people

[tidal raven]

BUG

[near sentinel]

Their name escapes me sadly

[green citrus]

dwarves are like the drow but they became bots for a different reason

[tidal raven]

My dwarves are super religious ancestor worshipers
They have beef with the elves as they were the ones to really make magic consistent and it undermined their divine blessings, now anyone could conjure bolts of energy

Sublty is for cowards

[green citrus]

drow wanted power
dwarves were enfeebled spirits that required bodies
so they made robotic bodies that resemble stereotypical dwarven armor but grey and blue

[bitter granite]

My dwarves are a labor force that ask to be work as hard as possible cause they are all in love with building and upgrading machines, goblins have the exact same obsession with more potential but a lot less self control so they are managed by Elves to keep them under control

Dwarves make a majority of the kingdom’s machinery and skyships

[tidal raven]

My dwarves do technology and smithing as the elves already have the arcane covered and they cant really overlap with how their culture is nowadays
Kovaks also emplores they smith, its part of worshipping him

[crude tusk]

Anyone here know a good bit about mods and how they work for skyrim on console?

[bitter ridge]

creation club is all you got

[green citrus]

fun fact: elves and humans in the realms usually get along

[tidal raven]

@bitter granite Idk if single target graveyard boosts are any good I prefer something that effects people directly or buffs all/a good amount of my creatures

[bitter granite]

Kinda a weak effect tbh

[crude tusk]

Not really anymore

[bitter granite]

Insects are small dudes don’t expect anthem for big buffs with them

[tidal raven]

Oh yeah the elves of Nota really dont mind others
They kinda look down on everyone else, history stuff, but not to a ridiculous degree

[bitter ridge]

elves and snooty, go together like pbj

[bitter granite]

In green if you want to make your small dudes big you run some kind of Overrun spell, a spell they give your whole field a buff and some keyword like trample

[near sentinel]

I usually find the fantasy races and allat to be the most uninteresting aspects of fantasy settings
Which is why I can appreciate something like Dark Souls and Elden Ring which forgo that for a majority human populated world to put even more time and resources into the cool lore and world building

[green citrus]

realms elves lowkey personality wise are gymbros who love guns instead of the gym

[bitter granite]

For token decks I like to use this beautiful beautiful card

[green citrus]

my fictional universe the realms has so many fuckin species
funny thing is however
humans still get the most attention from me lorewise

[knotty delta]

peak

[green citrus]

drow personality wise are fantasy dark lord villain #281818

[crude tusk]

I just got a little question about if I'm using a mod on one save file but don't wanna use it on another, could I delete the mod from my mod list and still use it on the first save because it gives you an option of "using the saves load order instead of your current load order."?

[tidal raven]

I mean
The elves in nota used a Catastrophic Spell eons ago to free (almost) all mortal species from draconic enslavement, so theyre kinda justified in being a bit snooty about it
Their luster has kinda waned however as the years have gone by and the other mortals have had their strengths shine true

[green citrus]

I wonder how realms elves and nota elves would interact

[crude tusk]

Some of these mods are way too big to have installed if I'm not gonna use it on my other saves

[knotty delta]

ah a fellow elder scrolls lore connoisseur

[bitter ridge]

avegare high elf

[near sentinel]

The rare instances I like it is good old Warhammer 40k
And also Dungeon Meshi, mostly because the designs of the races are fun
I like the dog people kobolds, and the pig humanoid orcs

[knotty delta]

there are no elves worse than elder scrolls high elves (Yes I know the thalmor are the really bad ones but like, their society still sucks)

[bitter ridge]

the thalmor are still high elves, which all suck

[tidal raven]

The first person to discover the Mangisworn (A species of bug people made by warlocks) was an elf, and he was hit with pure curiosity as to how they even were made
So they'd likely be awestruck by the tech
They also love risk

[crude tusk]

Filthy knife ears

[knotty delta]

not all high elves are bad, theres a few good ones like.... uhhhhh. ykknow, whats his face :P

[green citrus]

meanwhile realms elves like "yo they kinda fancy but they lowkey chill bro"
"oh shit fr?"

[tidal raven]

I found it
Racist insect

[crude tusk]

Only good high elf in skyrim is one of the raidant raiment sisters

[near sentinel]

And even with Warhammer it doesn’t really follow the traditional formula
Yeah it’s got Elves (The Eldar)
And Orcs (Da Orkz) but that’s about where the similarities with other settings end to my knowledge

[bitter ridge]

dark eldar exist

[green citrus]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[bitter ridge]

plus the leagues of votan that are space dwarves

[green citrus]

nobody likes the drukhari (not anyone i've encountered anyways)

[bitter granite]

White and green have a few of these effects

[tidal raven]

Tau (My beloved) are a whole different thing entierly

[tidal raven]

Oh ik white does
Less common in green tho
to my knowladge

[bitter granite]

Back when colors really hated other colors more

[bitter ridge]

ewwww you have fallen for the ethereals lies

[near sentinel]

Racism lore?

[tidal raven]

Nah im super salty about that if anything

[green citrus]

not like us emperor followers Am I right?

[bitter granite]

Green hates blue and black

[bitter ridge]

for the god emperor sibling

[green citrus]

farsight enjoyer sighted?

[tidal raven]

Yes?
I like them as a whole but im more into their old lore

Being just
A juvenile species who can actually innovate on tech

[green citrus]

okay maybe this one is chill

[tidal raven]

Its why the stormsurge is my fav model

[green citrus]

hell yeah

the realms also has detailed wildlife systems!
like the beglold beetles

[tidal raven]

Built in response to the imperium sending titans
They made a titan killer

Iirc the next time they did that the titans got 2 shot and they got alot more careful with them

[tidal raven]

BUG

[green citrus]

car sized bastards that have meat poisonous to all life

[green citrus]

the realms has a LOT of bugs

god and satan are humanoid bugs
god, a scorpion
satan, a spider

[green citrus]

jesus?
a moth.

demons?
humanoid angry bug people

[tidal raven]

Nota has
Suprisingly few bugs
If you want bugs, the Magisworn are bug people
Warlocks love bugs for their wild crazy anatomy and use them as an icon, their mutations often replicating bugs

[green citrus]

angels?
angry bug people but holy

[green citrus]

heaven has a rather unique aesthetic compared to other depictions

mostly you get white and gold shit

[green citrus]

but in the realms
the clouds are purple
the sky is purple
the constructions are deep peach colours, blues and greens

[tidal raven]

Magisworn are inclined to practice magic as their fathers (and effectively gods, more history) were warlocks
But they arent like enhanced magically or anything they can be fighters and even inquisitors for gods theyve never seen before if they desire

[green citrus]

all of that above a sea of god's blood, which he spilled to create the garden of Eden

[near sentinel]

I’ve always liked the idea that Space is just heaven
Or more specifically The Moon is Heaven, and God lives up there with all the angels, what’s what I’d do in my setting

The Man on The Moon

[green citrus]

hell Has reds, blues, golds and lunar shit

[green citrus]

lakes of lava kept at bay by lunar coasts

[green citrus]

going into green and red hellish rock

with blue plantation
the buildings are very dark lordy

I have an rp server with all of this shit

[tidal raven]

I see
I have mostly my noggin but also some documents on it

[green citrus]

the realms has a lot of sci-fi and sci-fi fantasy in it

influenced by 40k, halo, star wars, dark souls, hollow knight, etc. etc.

[tidal raven]

Nota is just pure fantasy

Really really high fantasy but its fantasy

[green citrus]

finding a pure fantasy realm in the realms means you should leave it
IMMEDIATELY.

because that means you've found a developing realm!

[green citrus]

these are realms that are still cooking, as it were

[bitter ridge]

i am very intregued

[tidal raven]

Like there's no guns
The dwarves tried to make a firearm but after an incident that resulted in the death of 2 people they immedietly scrapped the entire project

[green citrus]

the I.R.P.D (Inter-realm police department) Will kill you if you enter
their officers can do
anything
literally
ANYTHING

one once pulled out the fucking tool gun from gmod to kill a man

[green citrus]

all who touch it have called it peak

[green citrus]

I find this very cool when fantasy universes do this

[tidal raven]

The scrapped prototype rests byt eh throne of the dwarven king

[green citrus]

they don't take their job very seriously but if you find one that does you should not do any bad realm law breaking

[green citrus]

because of instead of dying humorously
your death will be horrifying

[tidal raven]

Yeah the dwarves are very risk adverse unlike the elves

[green citrus]

and slow

very
very
slow

[green citrus]

there's something for every form of sci-fi or fantasy enjoyer in the realms

except romance or slice or life

[bitter ridge]

i kinda want in, but that would require me to cook up an oc

[green citrus]

I do not write these two things at all

[green citrus]

I am always open to help folks

[bitter ridge]

i would just be a 40k person sucked into the wrong universe

[tidal raven]

Oooh this is like multiverse thing
Im really weird and dont like multi-planetary/multi-versal universes
Mostly for storytelling reason as its hard to build stakes for individual areas that way

[green citrus]

the realms is a multiverse of my favourite things and my creations
my friend
40k IS canon!

[bitter ridge]

certified peak

[green citrus]

I use it to store my brain creations and have all the stories I could possibly want

[tidal raven]

That time I got reincarnated as a non-worshipper of the emporer

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-sad-sob-lament-uncontrollable-gif-19007906

[green citrus]

all joke characters in the realms are canon and so are their actions

[green citrus]

so if you wanna get mugged by a guy called R who looks exactly like the soul of cinder but rgb flames then come on down!

[bitter ridge]

[green citrus]

there's also a wandering robot called crunch

he's a big fella
who likes to punch

[bitter ridge]

Does he crunch people

[green citrus]

he is immortal

[green citrus]

everyone loves him for some reason

[tidal raven]

Amazing
I have a few jokey characters who end up playing big parts

[green citrus]

one of his lines upon seeing a realm get destroyed was
"OH
CRUNCH HAS WITNESSED THE DESTRUCTION OF AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE
CRUNCH IS SAD NOW." and he just slowly looked down

[bitter ridge]

I love it

[grand maple]

that's a mood

[tidal raven]

The daring adventurer is a joke character whos
Actually realistic and strong but his bit is hes the last resort everyone calls to for tasks literally nobody else wants to

[green citrus]

crunch mood

who else feelin crunch rn

[grand maple]

so stuff like diving through a sewer to blow up a big fucking clog

[tidal raven]

Yee

[grand maple]

i mean someone's gotta do it

[tidal raven]

Whats your specialty?

"Frankly, literally anything out there, its mine to do.."

[grand maple]

so like as long as they're willingly doing it

[green citrus]

why worry about the world economy when you can observe beglold beetle

[tidal raven]

Nota is a world I made as a Proof of Concept for a game idea I had

The Mysterious Champion would be the player, and they get the option to opt out of a quest involving magisworn contorting themselves into spiderlike horrors for arachnophobes
If they choose to, the Daring Adventurer goes in instead and helps the warlocks inside for them

[grand maple]

yoooo its a fuckin beetle

[tidal raven]

Oh yeah its 100% concentual, theyre literally asked for assistance hes just the handyman to end all handymen

[bitter ridge]

Ponder the beeble

[tidal raven]

Pondering my Orbot

[green citrus]

in the realms
beglold beetles are straight up just wandering creatures that are chill but will fucking kill you if needed

[bitter ridge]

So they are kwama from elder scrolls

[green citrus]

observe the beglold beetle

[grand maple]

as creatures irl are

[green citrus]

elder peak

[green citrus]

they are next level haters too

[tidal raven]

Are they petable

[green citrus]

they will memorise your face if you piss them off and chase you to the ends of the earth

[green citrus]

like actively hunt you

[grand maple]

so if I start a feud with one i damn well better end it?

[green citrus]

it is not advised

but doable

[tidal raven]

Darn

[green citrus]

yes

they do not need food or water
and are stronger and faster than you
bring BIG GUN

[bitter ridge]

can i have a bolter

[grand maple]

got it, if i see big fucking beetles i'll hit em with a suplex

[green citrus]

these things have snuck on ships to chase one fucking crewman whilst ignoring the rest of the crew shooting it

[grand maple]

i'll grapple as many beetles as i have to and maybe a few more

as a treat for grappling so many

[green citrus]

if they gotta interrupt a jojo battle to fucking get you they will

[bitter ridge]

do not

[green citrus]

if you have strength enough since they're as big as a car

[tidal raven]

I will not beef with the beetle to begin with
Cherish the beetle
Hold the beetle
Forefeit all mortal posessions to the beetle

[green citrus]

beglold moment

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/giraffa-stag-beetle-beetle-mobile-banana-gif-19060310

[green citrus]

beglold beetles have a natural predator that kills them for sport
the Harvestman Colossus

[grand maple]

bet, brawling with a beetle the size of a car sounds cool as fuck

[tidal raven]

https://tenor.com/view/beetle-washing-get-washed-bug-insect-gif-7983678301223916343

[green citrus]

the entire species bouta be beefin wit you

[grand maple]

are these bugs chill or will i have to beat them to a pulp too?

[green citrus]

they are not chill
they kill everything

[tidal raven]

Idk they look very friendly

Ill go pet one brb

[green citrus]

they are the size of a building

[green citrus]

your next line is "hopital :("

[grand maple]

Oh, the size of a building you say?

And the bloodlust of a honeybadger?

[green citrus]

which is better
beglold beetle
or
harvestman colossus

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/curiosity-curious-intrigued-interested-interesting-gif-14505707

[tidal raven]

They shouted slurs at me and cut my leg :(

[tidal raven]

Beglold
They fit in the funky little guy catagory

[green citrus]

the harvestman colossus is not friendshaped
do not the harvestman colossus

[grand maple]

If me and the beetles are chill, we're chill
I won't start a feud if I don't have to

Those harvestman things though

[green citrus]

common beglold W

[grand maple]

i'll beat em to death on sight like this is fucking Shadow of the Colossus but I punch shit instead of stabbing it

[green citrus]

one appeared in rp amd someone immediately had a giant crab gobble it up

[bitter ridge]

giant enemy (?) crab

[grand maple]

crab

[green citrus]

the shraktos spider is also an issue

[grand maple]

i'll impale it with its own leg

[green citrus]

they feed on metals, rocks, and etc.
tank sized bastards

[green citrus]

they tend to try to eat towns sometimes

[grand maple]

The bigger the better

[green citrus]

it died because beglold meat is poisonous to all life

[bitter ridge]

sadge

[grand maple]

I'll beat em to extinction through sheer fucking willpower if i gotta

[green citrus]

they spit super charged plasma because their biology just decided to be evil to everything else

[tidal raven]

Yooo
Creatur

[grand maple]

and? am i supposed to be afraid of fancy glowing gas?

[green citrus]

yes
it goes boom and burns you

[green citrus]

the chad shraktos spider

[grand maple]

What if I simply refuse to get hurt?

[green citrus]

doomslayer?
is that you?

[tidal raven]

Nota has giant spiders
Weirdly fluffy arachnid things
They have a paralyzing venom you dont wanna go near one esp in its home

[grand maple]

And punch the ball of superheated gas right back at it?

[green citrus]

nvm it's V1 from ultrakill

[green citrus]

creechor

[tidal raven]

True

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/imperial-guard-cat-warhammer40k-gif-23254825

[green citrus]

the trio of "realms creatures that do insane shit"

[grand maple]

I'm gonna punch the big angry bugs with enough force they'll get sent straight back to Hell

The beetles are fine though as long as they don't start shit

[bitter ridge]

bold

[green citrus]

you are surrounded by beglold enjoyers
what will you do

[tidal raven]

Ill be sure to confirm their presence when I get there

[bitter ridge]

bolter shell to skull if touch begloid

[grand maple]

If the beetles don't start shit with me, I won't start shit with them

[tidal raven]

I will
I will
Bind them
And clean them with a comically large brush

[green citrus]

No one has tried hunting these creatures in my rp server surprisingly

[green citrus]

fun fact: beglolds sometimes come in groups
you do not want to piss off a group of beglolds

[green citrus]

beglold chad

[tidal raven]

I was referring to the other two the Beglold looks like itd just let me brush it

https://tenor.com/view/gator-brush-gif-22026233

[green citrus]

the beglold doesn't really care what you do to it as it lives as long as you don't attempt to kill it

[tidal raven]

Hes like a pillbug
Physcially incapible of caring

[green citrus]

beglold casually chilling
the harvestman colossus under the ground:

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-49685-sarlacc-pit-gif-13512871

[grand maple]

I'll be the one to punch the colossus so hard it blinks back to hell, then I'll follow up by punching it even harder to finish it off

[tidal raven]

"Oh silly you got stuck!"

[Patpat]

[green citrus]

next
the abominopede

[green citrus]

these things
naturally
HAVE ROT MAGIC

[bitter ridge]

you already sold me on your universe pal

[grand maple]

Darktide's 16 bucks rn on steam

[green citrus]

i'm loredumping shhh

[grand maple]

Same tbh, so many bugs to punch

[green citrus]

they're usually seen in arctic environments

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/scrib-gif-7116418687443768011

[green citrus]

around ruins

[green citrus]

they've learned curious humans are a great source of sustenance

[tidal raven]

Ah so me

[green citrus]

so why not hide in their old creations

[bitter ridge]

reminds me of these fuckers from wow but on crack

[grand maple]

Sounds like I can both collect artifacts and have fun punching bugs

[tidal raven]

Ah yk what
My dream jobs wildlife photography id probably be a monster archiver in this universe

[green citrus]

now
abominoid beetles

as you can see
absolutely huge

[bitter ridge]

idk what i'd be doing, probs just hanging out in some tech adjacent place

[green citrus]

they often come in groups and like to kill other realms creatures

[bitter ridge]

how easily can they be killed

[tidal raven]

I should
Draw more and get nota onto... Paper? Id be drawin digitally

[grand maple]

And I'll be the fucking lunatic who comes back home dragging huge bug carcasses behind me for you and your fellow researchers to study

[green citrus]

nuke required

[bitter ridge]

virus bomb it is

[green citrus]

striders!
friendly immortal mountain sized fellas

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-exterminatus-inquisitor-headsmash-gif-20422853

[green citrus]

they sorta just
walk around
occasionally eat a mountain

[grand maple]

friend shaped

[green citrus]

nobody knows if there's rhyme or reason to these enigmatic creatures

[tidal raven]

Well
I prefer them- alive
Behavioral research is half the fun!

[green citrus]

they kinda just
are.

[green citrus]

some people have built cities on strider colossi

[tidal raven]

Based tbh

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-archeology-stone-jerma-eating-rock-man-eat-stone-gif-20662870

[green citrus]

strider eat mountain
life good :)

not even harvestman colossi fuck with them

[grand maple]

then i'll try and just knock the bugs i can carry home without risk of them being an issue unconscious

[green citrus]

even though striders just kinda
don't care

[bitter ridge]

maybe i could be a caravan guard just waiting for a chance to show my worth, in honor of the god emperor

[green citrus]

they see humans and are like "little people"

[grand maple]

Well i mean if they're mountain sized, the hell are building sized bugs gonna do to em? Tickle em?

[green citrus]

harvestman colossi are way too ballsy
sometimes every trying to go after gods

[grand maple]

welp, looks like they'll learn not to do that once i punch em hard enough to rewire their brains all over the ground

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dagoth-ur-morrowind-nerevarine-nerevar-elder-scrolls-gif-2805792087266458348

[green citrus]

in terms of realms bugs

we have

the chad

literal fucking abomination

diggy diggy hole

final boss music starts playing

roving band of bastards

fren :)

and even more

[grand maple]

So
The Chad,
Punching bag 1
Punching bag 2
Punching bag(s)
Friend

[green citrus]

the rp server's whole point is to forge your own path

[green citrus]

wanna lead a faction?
hell yeah, brother.
wanna use a single character or more characters?
do so!

[green citrus]

the imperium has had to deal with very
very
VERY MANY
of beglold beetles appearing on holy terra and just
existing

[bitter ridge]

did we make sure they didn't destroy the palace?

[green citrus]

simple
everytime you see one
send two bananas

[bitter ridge]

huh, guess they are my problem then

[green citrus]

beglold moment

(yall gotta dm me for the join invite y'know how it is)

[green citrus]

welcome to the realms! we have:
cosmic horror
military shenanigans that sometimes turns depressing
sick character fights
b u g s :)

[modern schooner]

Time to go to bed

And when I rise, I will fire a gun that flings me backwards with recoil

And then later teleport into a wall and die instantly

I am absolutely running the new primary with the supply pack until I can try the warp pack

[tidal raven]

Too late to be deckbuilding

However im getting distracted by lizard people really finicky half baked mechanics in my favorite sets

I should make a jasper deck

[round magnet]

legit just uploading this so i can bypass the upload limit

[tidal raven]

Skill issue tbh /j

This is a channel for other games yes

[grand maple]

power word: nuke

[next stirrup]

There is actually a ttrpg with a skill like that

It's a high level one where you can use pull a nuke out of your jacket

[spark stump]

Cyberpunk lowk so good after they fixed it, I played through the story like a year ago on a friends ps5 and now that its on ps plus ive done it again and loved it im gonna get phantom liberty soon and I have like 5 specific builds im gonna try out to see how much the gameplay feel varies and see which ones I enjoy most but yh its kinda peak

[next stirrup]

Phantom Liberty was such a killer dlc

I really am considering replaying it now

But stardew valley is comfy

[willow relic]

splitting it with bots on my side

[spark stump]

https://doom.p2r3.com/i.webp

[misty vector]

not everything has to run doom 😭

[bitter granite]

But everything does need to run Skyrim

[next stirrup]

https://fixvx.com/80Level/status/1547226843618725889

80 LEVEL (@80Level)

A programmer @_kgsws_ installed Doom in DOS Doom 2 so you could play #Doom while playing Doom. The creator found a code execution exploit in the original DOS Doom 2 and used it to create a cinema that functions as a display for the game:

https://80.lv/articles/a-programmer-managed-to-run-doom-in-dos-doom-2

#programming https://t.co/GjVpBlQwC5

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 13, 2022, 2:30 PM

[misty vector]

🪦

[reef stag]

can i run doom on your tombstone

[misty vector]

you're a tombstone

gottem

[static laurel]

I can run doom under your skin

take off your skin

[modern schooner]

it has 2 extra bonuses, cool

Your health drains too fast after revive for this to be any good

[static laurel]

it's useless

[modern schooner]

And the new support weapon doesn’t seem that good either

[static laurel]

the new primary weapon is kinda meh

[modern schooner]

Yeah

And that’s what I wanted most

[static laurel]

everything in the new warbond is kinda lame

[modern schooner]

I haven’t gotten the warp pack and grenade yet

I hope they’re still fun

[static laurel]

I think the warp pack will be the only thing worth getting

mainly so you don't need a teammate to open bunker doors

[modern schooner]

You can just do that with mechs now anyways though

[static laurel]

true

[knotty delta]

call me crazy, but ive never really had any issues with getting a teamate to help with doors

[modern schooner]

It’s good cuz now you can solo credit farm if need be

And it’ll speed up group credit farms if everyone can teleport into bunkers they find instead of needing someone else to come

[static laurel]

the armor passive would be 10x better if it just revived you at half health

[modern schooner]

Yeah

[static laurel]

as it is now, its super useless

[modern schooner]

But instead you maybe get to live with stims for a few seconds, assuming you aren’t getting stunlocked

[static laurel]

you already have to have died without loosing any limbs for it to work, i say make it revive the player at half hp and be done with it.

It's not op, and you can't cheese the passive by just charging an elite enemy with an active hellbomb backpack

[modern schooner]

normal movement

[static laurel]

evil_laugh.mp4

[modern schooner]

Actually, the variable is fun

You just have to actually swap firing modes depending on the situation

[static laurel]

I think the grenade can't bust bug holes and fabricators, so not a good start

[modern schooner]

Awesome, I don’t get to play the game today because my internet is being used by too many other people at once

[static laurel]

oof

[modern schooner]

It goes down by one bar or whatever and I get dc’d

No other game is this fussy about my internet connection

It also works totally fine when I’m playing with friends! It just hates my playing with randos

[static laurel]

oh yeah I've been having connection issues with randoms

I got booted out of a game today and I wasn't even kicked, everything just stopped moving and then I got booted to my Super destroyer.

[modern schooner]

A chainsaw guy just killed a regular bot who was trying to call in bot drops for no reason

[static laurel]

he was given free will

and he killed the most annoying fuck in the game

10/10 redemption arc

[modern schooner]

i wonder if this is looped audio...

I need 231 more medals for the warp pack…

[hollow mirage]

Just found this clip on the Low Sodium Helldivers subreddit

[modern schooner]

Horrible

[static laurel]

she looks so done with his shit

[modern schooner]

He kinda sounds like the noise big giant blast doors in sci-fi make when they open/close

[tidal raven]

[Doom door opening sfx]

[tidal raven]

Idk why I decided to just lock in today but I'm really enjoying casual 2v2

[modern schooner]

Listening to the new emote too long makes you actually go insane

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-giggle-laugh-laughing-tidus-gif-17234654

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/gi-joe-cobra-commander-laughing-laugh-evil-laugh-gif-22284845

[green citrus]

me when the

[tidal raven]

https://tenor.com/view/unayir-gif-5997496

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-tooth-needles-kane-twisted-metal-sony-playstation-gif-455270123243538718

I love falling down the rabbit hole on obscure series

[static laurel]

Even in death I still serve

https://tenor.com/view/mummies-alive-rise-wake-up-revived-gif-12997295034887276442

[tidal raven]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-wh40k-imperium-of-man-adeptus-mechanicus-mechanicus-gif-1633196030595994455

[median yew]

Flesh is weak

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-scary-wrestling-wwe-mummy-gif-12537207

my flesh was sanctified by tzeentch himself

[grand maple]

Flesh is frail and soft

[static laurel]

I will crawl out of the ground if need be

[median yew]

If I don't get my last arm . . .

[grand maple]

Though it has its merits

[static laurel]

Tzeentch give me back my sight, you fuck!

[median yew]

Tzeentch is a sand God lets be real

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/tzeentch-warhammer-rules-monster-gif-14520243

[median yew]

Tzeentch try not to sand: difficulty IMPOSSIBLE

[static laurel]

Tzeentch likes sand so much he fucked with ahriman's rubric to make 80% of the thousand sons sand

[grand maple]

maybe Tzeench oughta get sanded

[median yew]

Do you think Tzeentch builds sandcastles when he's bored

I mean he can't be doing anything that important

Surely a guy gets bored and has a bunch of sand

[grand maple]

maybe

[static laurel]

nah he starts fucking with people when he gets bored

[tidal raven]

@bitter granite
Would this be any good with Zask?
A friend suggested it and I decided not to include it with the same logic as primal vigour, its likely to hurt me as much (or more often than) my opponents

[bitter granite]

No, just use Partiarchy’s bidding

[tidal raven]

Oh true

[bitter granite]

Patriarchy’s Bidding lets you choose a creature type and return all creatures of that type

[bitter ridge]

Heresy detected

[tidal raven]

Alot harder to snipe the effect of

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-exterminatus-inquisitor-headsmash-gif-20422853

[median yew]

ITS OKAY I'M PAINTING SISTERS OF BATTLE AND SANGUINARY GUARDS

Might do my Celestine next and her 2 badass Seraphs

[bitter ridge]

[static laurel]

you are chaos inKhornate shut up

I'll see myself out after that one

[bitter ridge]

It was a regrettable phase

[tidal raven]

Im gonna assume for black graveyard stuff im gonna be relying on sorting my edhrec rank for my searches
"Graveyard" or "Return from graveyard" is a bit vague

[median yew]

We know that anger still resides...

[tidal raven]

Same thing for Mill

And same for insects aswell
Although I can more easily fish for self sacs/millbugs

[stark basin]

gunna play Bloodborne again methinks

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodborne-hunter-the-doll-lady-maria-cheer-gif-5336541800309428601

[hollow mirage]

oh my god theyre both on the FIRST PAGE????

[modern schooner]

The variable is great

The epoch is not

oh good, i got the 1000 req slip

i am overjoyed

[grand maple]

I picked up darktide off steam for like 16 bucks

[bitter ridge]

Welcome to atoma

You best get used to the stench of nurgle and overall hive city sewage

[static laurel]

buckle the fuck up kiddo

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-heretics-warhammer40k-40k-gif-27153016

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-darktide-bonk-gif-1640802954755837923

[grand maple]

i just need a big fuckin weight on a stick and we're good

heretics'll be purged in no time

[bitter ridge]

Then join the zealots

(Zealot was my first max level, vet is on the way

Also use the eviscerator 2 handed chainsword

[grand maple]

I was gonna say "what about the ogryn?" BUT A 2 HANDED CHAINSWORD????

[bitter ridge]

You can play Minecraft with oggy if you choose to

[hollow mirage]

im having the opposite reaction

Epoch is awesome
Variable is not

mfw shooting 7 bullets at once doesnt even give me at least medium armor-pen.

so then whats the point of it

[modern schooner]

If it had med pen it’d be broken

[hollow mirage]

I feel lied to

[static laurel]

this is not a pvp game who cares if it's a little op

[hollow mirage]

because the video showed its big shot taking out a hulk

[bitter ridge]

Was it a shot to the head area

[hollow mirage]

yet it cant even hurt a fucking strider

[modern schooner]

It does

In the back

Like the video

[hollow mirage]

could've sworn in the video it was to the face

[modern schooner]

No

[hollow mirage]

ugh it was to the back

[static laurel]

just checked it was to the back lmao

[hollow mirage]

I still think it should have at least medium pen when using those other modes

because then whats the point of them existing other than novelty

[static laurel]

it's a gimmick weapon

sadly the devs seem to dislike having fun

[hollow mirage]

also nevermind, Epoch is fucking trash

[static laurel]

the whole warbond is trash

[hollow mirage]

like what the hell is this AH

[static laurel]

except maybe the backpack

[hollow mirage]

absolute waste of SC

a primary thats not worth it
armors with a mediocre passive
an inaccurate so therefor pointless support weapon
grenades that I imagine are no better than just using the De-Escelator from Force of Law

only positive is probably the laser turret.

I was in actual DISBELIEF seeing how insanely off that 2nd shot was.
also the stationary reload feels unwarranted.

That explains why-
Reprimand at its worse on launch was 50

[fringe trout]

biggest flaw with rdr2 imo is that things like these are one-and-done activities, the “legendary” animals look beautiful but they exist solely to be killed by the player at the very first sighting

nothing else to do with them though so might as well mag dump

[modern schooner]

new emote is great

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/lober-gif-25002363

[tidal raven]

Your telling me a lobster fried this rice?

[static laurel]

awful

[hollow mirage]

apparently within only an hour of the Warbond being released, they said they'd look into its accuracy stat.
that poor accuracy is intentional but they hopefully didnt mean for it to be that horrid

[modern schooner]

It has bad accuracy???

Oh, the reprimand

[hollow mirage]

The reprimand did

[modern schooner]

I thought you were talking bout the variable

[hollow mirage]

nah the Variable is fine

[modern schooner]

That’s why I was confused

[hollow mirage]

It’s actually kinda funny how even with the alt fire modes, it’s as accurate as it is

[modern schooner]

I think they could probably make total be med pen

I doubt they’d make volley be

[hollow mirage]

I think Total and Volley should be medium

because Volley is pointless compared to just doing single at a high fire rate imo

At least total is a funny gimmick.

[modern schooner]

I guess that’s true

Probably saves ammo too

[hollow mirage]

That sadly sucks balls, but it could at least be funny and usable

[static laurel]

make total high armor pen

for the funny

[modern schooner]

Maybe they’ll super buff it and make total heavy and volley med, but I doubt it

[hollow mirage]

That’s what I’d love to happen but I doubt it would

[modern schooner]

One shotting a hulk for one mag of your primary would probably be too strong

[hollow mirage]

Not really

You’d have to be accurate and hit him in the face, which is something the Railgun can already do

the Erupter I think is a 2-3 shot kill

[static laurel]

they drop a shit ton of hulks at you, being able to drop one in exchange for a full mag is a non-problem

[hollow mirage]

It’s a huge risk for reward type of shot

You wanna risk losing an entire magazine of ammo for a chance to kill a hulk?

[static laurel]

I say all on red

https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522

[modern schooner]

True

I could see it happening then

Plus, if they also made volley med then ammo would be more valuable thus making it even more of a trade off

[static laurel]

I doubt they're gonna do something like that tho

[hollow mirage]

It can already as is 2 shot a bile titan if you hit it in the squishy bits

[grand maple]

I've been WAITING for THIS FUCKING GAME to FUCKING INSTALL this WHOLE FUCKING TIME

help

[bitter ridge]

is your internet shitting the bed

[grand maple]

i think so dawg idfk

Cause i can watch youtube fine but like

it's taking forever

I will say I am excited to turn heretic-purging into playing grimdark Minecraft

[grand maple]

not bad so far, it's kinda fun

Maybe not quite my speed 100%, but I like splattering heretics with a big fucking club

[green citrus]

Fuck it, ANOR LONDO.

[modern schooner]

this is how you build road good

[tidal raven]

"Im gonna play brawlhalla today"
This Wu Shang refused to help my 200% 1 stock ass in the 2v1
"Im gonna stop playing brawlhalla today"

@bitter granite
I dont have alot of enemy mill so this doesnt seem very helpful
But I do see the potential in sniping an enemy power piece
Plus I get bugs on the side

Another one im mixed on
Recursive token gen but also very expensive

[green citrus]

ah, brawlhalla.

[tidal raven]

Bughalla :)
I love this game but it also makes me wanna dress my salads in shavings of my own teeth sometimes

Atleast its not like DBD with games taking like 30 minutes and being painful every second

[green citrus]

real

[tidal raven]

Im starting to notice all the bug token outlets are really expensive

[hollow mirage]

oh my gosh its technoblade

[tidal raven]

Bugs?
Elf?
Get into my deck immedietly (I dont think theyre even that good they cant be pulled via Zask as they arent an insect)

[tidal raven]

Wait a minute
Scryfall does include errated text in its searches

[neat sleet]

Hey i know there! I just beat O&S

[green citrus]

peak

[tidal raven]

"Haha you fool I have a 50/50 monster (Without trample) coming right at you! You cant possibly block this profitably!"

_ _

[topaz mica]

They’re just mad I wear blue better (it’s not the murders guys)

[bitter ridge]

man, i'd play it but it tanked all my mods

[lilac inlet]

🔥

[crude tusk]

In all my years of playing this game I've never seen a giant mudcrab be picked up by a tiny object and fly the same way dragons do

[bitter ridge]

its peak

[tidal raven]

@bitter granite
I did it
I finally did it
Bug deck is done, finally I may rest

It only took resetting the entire thing over
Its 1000% unoptimal but I can fine tune it, ✨ Later ✨

Oh and its technically illegal as it uses a prelease but I rule zeroed it with my table and they are a-okay with it
https://archidekt.com/decks/14575518/millbug_infestation

[jade kraken]

Thinking about making new main weapon in WF:
Leveling said weapon up:

[bitter ridge]

Real

[willow relic]

split

[grand maple]

yes

oil has been spilled for super earth

[reef stag]

so much oil spilled, easy like 8 hours of gameplay to get the warbond stuff

the new primary is a heavy killer somehow, surprisingly, since the 3rd fire mode does 4000+ dmg (recoilless is like 2000)

and that backpack makes running the breaker on bots a blast of all things

ppl are calling the new primary bad because theyre just using it as an AR

epoch is trash tho i have to agree :(

im expecting a spread reduction or a mobile reload hopefully in the future

[grand maple]

I picked one up off of someone else's drop and overcharged it cause i thought it was still charging :(

[reef stag]

haha, we all got turned into goop the first time we used it

[grand maple]

i guess

also what controller prompt is the alt fire for the new primary again?

[reef stag]

err, on pc it's just hold reload

there's auto, volley (7 bullets at once), and the third (49 bullets at once)

ive heard that 2 of the all bullet mode can kill a titan, one to each stomach area

and obviously it will kill charger ass weak spots

[grand maple]

don't you go flying with the all bullet one?

[reef stag]

not if youre prone

[grand maple]

then I won't ever use it prone unless I need to stay in place cause flying like that sounds so fucking funny

[reef stag]

you can kinda rocket jump with it

if rocket jumping like didnt have as much control and might break your arm

ive used it to get on buildings n stuff, like at evac

[grand maple]

can I use it with the jump pack to maybe control my descent or am I gonna have to bank on Democracy protecting my ass?

[reef stag]

you dont go that high or anything

[misty vector]

FOR LIBERTY

[grand maple]

guess i'll have to find out

[reef stag]

the arm breaking and self damage is literally from the force of the shotgun, not the fall

[grand maple]

good, if it was from anything else i'd be having a bad time

and I want the goofy fucking recoil to launch my liberty-loving ass like a ragdoll so i can use my jump pack more

[reef stag]

jump pack is so 7/16/25

we all use warp pack now

[grand maple]

okay
i don't have the warp pack yet soooo

[reef stag]

i grinded to it in one session and it's so good

i dont think im gonna use any other packs for like, at least 20 hours

[grand maple]

i'll have to get the warp pack then

[reef stag]

"It's important to note that it's not a traversal tool, we don't want you to travel big distance with it or keep jumping every second."
-gives it 5 seconds between cooldown

essentially doubles my movement speed

while also instakilling any not heavy enemies

also going thru objects like trees

[grand maple]

does it warp through bot walls?

[reef stag]

probably? it warps through bunker doors

which, you can solo grind well now because of that

it just cant really go up that well

[grand maple]

sick

[reef stag]

also be careful there isnt a heavy enemy on the other side

the instakill works both ways

which, i think would make it not instakill fleshmobs 😔

[grand maple]

my life for super earth

[reef stag]

oh no, your life for nothing
i dont think it does any dmg to heavies

[grand maple]

it doesn't let me telefrag the big ones?

[reef stag]

nah, but deleting devastators n stuff is really fun

i blink in, delete a heavy dev/berserker, use my breaker and decimate the rest

[misty vector]

helldivers ror crossover
that'd be pretty funny

[grand maple]

i just call in an eagle strafing run

[grand maple]

That would be so fucking cool

[reef stag]

if halo is too "far fetched" there's no way

one of the big devs did one of the "where do you draw the line" for where it gets silly

odst isnt tho

[misty vector]

or a risk of rain game but it's more story driven
from the perspective of lost survivors or the people in the logs

[grand maple]

bullshit halo's too far-fetched

[reef stag]

hey, blame pilestedt

but at least odst is on the left

[grand maple]

does their heart have no whimsy whatsoever?

[reef stag]

no the community is just crybabies

shown by the core tenets

[misty vector]

Warhammer and ninja turtles would be so fucked

[reef stag]

what weapon would ninja turtles add 😭

[misty vector]

sword.

[reef stag]

nunchuck vs tank

[misty vector]

easy

[reef stag]

"do i get backpack slot?"

the humble hellbomb backpack:

[misty vector]

tank loses because the nunchucks had prep time

[reef stag]

ive seen a diver take down a strider with shovel when it was added, they can really do anything

[grand maple]

If anyone unironically were to have an immersion issue with shit like spartans then they can just suck it up cause seeing john halo shooting an EAT at a hulk would be fucking cool

[reef stag]

i think "remember all lore from that game is now canon in hd2" is wild

it's a good way to not become like fortnite or cod with all the crossovers but

[misty vector]

but it's so funny

[grand maple]

who fucking cares if warhammer were to be 'canon'

[reef stag]

i just think it would be funny

because soon enough that means we WILL link fortnite to be canon in helldivers

[grand maple]

like lemme have a fuckin chainsword ya piss babies

it'd also be really fucking funny to have a sanrio crossover or something

[reef stag]

vocaloid in hd2

stratagem that just makes a hologram of miku and sings a little song

[grand maple]

hatsune miku arming a fucking hellbomb

[reef stag]

WAIT actually that would be so useful

when i do stealth i often throw thermites to make the enemies look away

so if i could have like a sound grenade?

[misty vector]

I need boogie bombs in helldivers NOW

[grand maple]

catch everyone in the blast and we boogie

[reef stag]

something like the Chaos Bomb from Hunt: Showdown i think

[grand maple]

OOOOOH or Yakuza

[misty vector]

LMAO

[reef stag]

staying on theme with the boogie i see

[grand maple]

Lemme get a baseball bat to launch a hellbomb like a baseball with

[reef stag]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-22011689

[misty vector]

I mean

[reef stag]

this is helldivers in 2026

[misty vector]

ichiban already has an orbital laser

[reef stag]

the Miku Miku Beam even

[grand maple]

I would actually be so happy if they did a fucking yakuza crossover

i could finally die happy

[misty vector]

sings judgement as he blows up a planet

[reef stag]

...judgement?

[misty vector]

MINOS PRIME IN HELLDIVERS

[grand maple]

JUUUUDGEMENT bounces a hulk off a super destroyer

[reef stag]

CRUSH as i take 500 fall damage

THY END IS NOW as i break my right arm on a tank

[grand maple]

PREPARE THYSELF as a full size hellbomb flies across the playable area to bounce off a factory strider

[misty vector]

fuck it
armoured core

[grand maple]

Gimme an AC and a bag of hellbombs and i'm fucking set, save your Helldivers for other zones.

Just lemme fucking FLY through in an AC

[reef stag]

armoured core is that mech game?

[misty vector]

yeah

[grand maple]

Ye

[reef stag]

we could use a drastic mech overhaul

also tanks pleasee

[misty vector]

coral beam everyone to death

[reef stag]

if the bots can take our mechs why cant we take their annihilator tanks

one person on cannon, one on the gatling gun, like the old battlefront tanks

[misty vector]

Evangelion 🗣️ 🔥

[grand maple]

oh, you have a mortar emplacement?

WOE. FASTBALL HELLBOMB BE UPON YE

[misty vector]

Warframe helldivers
that would be really funny

[reef stag]

i could honestly see a monster hunter crossover with like the bowguns

but then that implies that fatalis is somewhere in the galaxy

but a bunch of ammo would be cool!

[grand maple]

A single fucking warframe clears the entire planet

it'll take a longass time but they've got the endurance

And damage

[misty vector]

haha I love doing so much damage my number has an e in it

[grand maple]

integer overflow moment

[grand maple]

Fatalis just fucking appears to brawl with both you and the poor sods you were fighting

and gets hellpodded

[reef stag]

"hey guys, did they overhaul the stingrays?"

[misty vector]

it clears an entire solar system.

[grand maple]

Yeah, Saryn would clear entire sectors of illuminate or bugs within seconds

[reef stag]

that's how they'll deal with the galactic war internal errors where we lose planets while liberation progress is gone

instead of a war map glitch it's just a warframe decimating a planet

[grand maple]

And the helldivers quickly figure out to just not shoot the murderous space demon

[misty vector]

John Ultrakill

[grand maple]

maybe even bargain with loot idk

cause i know damn well that the laser cannon deals crazy heat and electric procs

[grand maple]

Parry a bile titan into the nearest star

[misty vector]

we just need a game where all of the space armies from different ip's to fight each other

it won't be canon
but it will be funny

make it an online game where players get to choose different factions

[grand maple]

it would be so fun to see the tenno, helldivers, imperium, and maybe the guardians meet

and everyone trades weapons cause why the hell not

[misty vector]

tenno trade their weapons and mods
easy money

you don't want to just kill your enemy
you want to obliterate the entire room with a single shot

[grand maple]

and within the month everyone is fucking steamrolling the witness, chaos, void, and Super Earth's enemies

it would be really funny to punch an illuminate ship into the floor as atlas

Or drop an armed hellbomb onto a pyramid ship

[misty vector]

Darth Vader is dueling a Warframe when all of a sudden a borderlands psycho runs in with a grenade and kills everyone

[reef stag]

yeah this is just fortnite

[misty vector]

peak gaming

[grand maple]

yeah i draw the line at star wars (though i would not be adverse to having a LEGALLY DISTINCT blade of pure light)

[reef stag]

we already have the tech to like, make most if not all star wars weapons

[fringe trout]

cant believe i spent the time listening to these guys

[misty vector]

yeah, we could turn a planet into a solar system destroying super-weapon

[reef stag]

the SDSS

Super Democracy Space Station

but also like, laser blasters, hell even a lightsaber, albeit with limited charge

and maybe not quite as sharp

a more burst-fire option similar to the sickle though

[grand maple]

I wanna see a laser saw

Chainsaw style grip, extendo blade you swing around in arcs to hit groups of enemies with

Simply extends like your average 2000s hack and slash protag's weapon

[reef stag]

one vividly comes to mind that i cant place

they obviously have a spin attack because chainsaw that's almost like a weapon on a string

[grand maple]

Kratos and his Blades of Chaos?

Those would also be a super fucking cool weapon to have against bugs

[reef stag]

nah but it looks pretty similar

[grand maple]

What about Sonic Unleashed, the one where Sonic's a werehog with weirdly stretchy arms?

[reef stag]

"Sir, call in the reinforcements!"
Sonic the werehog just comes bounding over a hill towards the outpost

[grand maple]

That would actually be so fucking funny

Or better yet, Shadow the Hedgehog riding in on a fucking motorcycle

[reef stag]

man, it does make me happy-ish for the state of the game

they did drop some powerful stuff again, this backpack, and maybe the epoch? supposedly the spread is a bug

the glitches are a bit devastating tho, especially on the bot front

theyre so crippledddd 😭

half the dropships kill everything inside before they land, and then the striders drop without cannons

[grand maple]

I've been fighting exclusively the bots since they're way too close

[reef stag]

For the MO!

[grand maple]

For the MO

[reef stag]

altho, surprised only like 15k max did the Strategic Opportunity there

for holding that squid planet for better data processors

[grand maple]

weird...

[reef stag]

it probably wouldve just told us about war striders tbf

and served to show ppl about the Gazers

a reason to actually go to the squid front to show em off