i do NOT have the patience to deal with this shit right now
#other-games
bitter ridge
oeuf
grand maple
trust me, if i could actually stop procrastinating and just do shit i would have already dethroned all known pantheons
bitter ridge
grand maple
me the second i get my hands on the fae who must have stolen my attention or whatever other fucker cursed me with this
the second i can start smashing these bottles in my brain is the second the gods are done for
static laurel
don't mind me, i'm just mogging rykard for the 100th time
grand maple
based
static laurel
a photo mode in elden ring would go hard
lean cedar
people who play issac please what do I do here I am stuck idk what to do please I am begging you
jade kraken
vast laurel
Pluto can do it occasionally, Stitches and How to Jump are also options
There might be a few other teleport things that will do it but idk for sure
hollow mirage
I managed to get it after over an hour of reloading at the trading station
Not really worth it, but happy to have actually found one myself
twin kiln
can we still bomb ourself so fkin hard in that underground room in isaac that we can acces the special market?
stiff ibex
happy chaos is so dumb to play against
drifting kernel
i will say the early game feels quite wack yeah
once you start getting stuff with movespeed it's a lot more fluid
proud wren
happy chaos is so dumb to play against
he didn't seem like a very good happy chaos
glossy tree
Yeah ion think thats particularly welcome here
hollow mirage
also a very common scam
tidal raven
trust me, if i could actually stop procrastinating and just do shit i would have...
"ZEUS!
I HAVE COME TO CLAIM THE ADD CURE OF OLYMPUS!"
ember vortex
bitter ridge
whar
hollow mirage
you’re welcome
bitter ridge
ewww
sonic shard
The only one who should be advertising skimpy commissions in this server should be me, because then I'll only take RoR jobs and I'll do em up real tasteful and classy-like
glossy tree
You're so real for that
tidal raven
The only one who should be advertising skimpy commissions in this server should ...
Unfathomably based
Claiming a monopoly on the artificer comms I see
reef stag
gup in top hat commission
reef stag
neat sleet
minirix
sonic shard
gup in top hat commission
I would also do this, this is fine too
sonic shard
One of these but as huntress when
Honestly we do need more custom community emotes, we just got but I want MORE
We have some good ones for huntress though
bitter ridge
more loader...
reef stag
mm this is fighting my procrastination and makes me want to draw huntress versions of emotes...
hollow mirage
Honestly we do need more custom community emotes, we just got <:SmolMithrix:1389...
Id do it if I could draw, but I cannot
But I agree. We need more huntress
And I think the 2 vertical pleading eyes would be funny
reef stag
eeeeveryone can draw with time
i dunno if what im making is gonna turn out good, im just hoping 
glossy tree
eeeeveryone can draw with time
True
Time, practice and dedication/love are all very important
reef stag
and frameworks
im using already existing ones as a shape
i cant draw without a reference personally
sonic shard
Id do it if I could draw, but I cannot
"if I could draw"
What are your arms broken?
Sprained wrist?
You drunk or something?
What do you mean If
sonic shard
Aha, so you CAN draw
hollow mirage
It’d look so ass if I tried
reef stag
im sittin here on a blank canvas currently 
sonic shard
Bud, we have 250 emote slots up in here, maybe more like 200 cause a decent amount are being used for some stuff already, we can take a couple poorly made emotes
hollow mirage
I’ve got another hour until I’ll be home from work
Wait I’ll just find a template and work from there
stiff ibex
he didn't seem like a very good happy chaos
i played 5 games with him and yeah he was kinda trash but idk what to do against his corner pressure so i still lost 2 last games
grand maple
happy chaos is funny, i like him
proud wren
if u play against them long enough you can start to see the openings
grand maple
I just like him cause he's silly
hollow mirage
I don’t know why this customer has an air freshener of a guy pointing at you
Pointing is rude.
I’ll show you how it feels
raven wraith
is it illegal to attempt to sell some games in here?
tight vigil
that's advertising so yes
hollow mirage
I shall now start my masterpiece
hollow mirage
Id do it if I could draw, but I cannot
I dunno why I initially thought I'd have to do this freehand.
if I did, I'd be so screwed
but like
then I realized templates exist
tight vigil
that's ... still advertising 
raven wraith
that's ... still advertising <a:yeamstsus:862888836165533736>
😭
next stirrup
sonic shard
<@213102198601547776>
This kicks ass
hollow mirage
thank you funny hat bird
I may not be able to draw, but I can color in some lines real darn well 
WAIT I FORGOT THE SCARF
bah- its not that important.
sonic shard
It won't read at this scale it's gone
hollow mirage
It won't read at this scale it's gone
scaled it down to 256x256
lofty frigate
Stealing this
hollow mirage
go for it
tidal raven
I shall now start my masterpiece
What is the liek origin point of these i must know
tidal raven
https://youtu.be/sXCFTEUNpLg
Well ty if I ever wanted to use them as a ref
knotty prism
hollow mirage
Mesa
bitter granite
😔
bitter granite
Didn’t think you would give me a click 1 button to win warframe
Good thing I don’t have Mesa
hollow mirage
fine, Chroma
bitter granite
Don’t have them either 
hollow mirage
play your least played that you own
bitter granite
Time to figure out who that is
Looks like it’s Valkyr Prime
I lied, it’s Qorvex, that makes sense
But I like Valkyr more so gonna say it’s them
hollow mirage
i was gonna say qorvex until i decided to just pick your least used
so play qorvex
tidal raven
What Warframe do I play today?
Ivara
bitter ridge
Mag
modern schooner
Harrow
grand maple
But I like Valkyr more so gonna say it’s them
She got a rework with isleweaver iirc
bitter granite
I know
@tidal raven I forgot mtg has vampires and I really like vampires
So say hello to my Blood commander
This deck cost like $25 total, it’s amazing
next stirrup
Muldrotha, my beloved
tidal raven
<@378667378873204748> I forgot mtg has vampires and I really like vampires
I so need to make a Vampire deck
I love vampires
(Alucard my beloved)
bitter granite
I so need to make a Vampire deck
Don’t make a generic one, cause those are boring(aka don’t make Edgar)
The average Edgar player:
tidal raven
I refuse to use edgar out of morals
tidal raven
I was thinking blood tokens
bitter granite
Than you only have 2 choices
Strefan is pretty straight forward also he is not surviving long and most vampires don’t care to be played out for free
Not in Rakdos
Orzhov ones are monsters
But also Anje is pretty limiting but is able to do the funny pay 2, take 2, gain 2
crude tusk
I recently reinstalled skyrim now that I got a ps5 and I'm actually so happy discovering that modders figured out a loophole to port custom asset mods into the game
Only took me like 6 years of waiting just to have a voiced follower mod
reef stag
I recently reinstalled skyrim now that I got a ps5 and I'm actually so happy dis...
thank you my loyal follower
buy skyrim for the 17th time now...
crude tusk
Yes godd Howard
bitter ridge
crude tusk
I will also buy starfield
reef stag
aren't you forgetting something? a relaunch this year, perhaps?
crude tusk
Skyrim 14th year anniversary
Oh and i already have oblivion remastered, I will get an Xbox and buy it again
reef stag
good...
bitter granite
They are launching Skyrim onto Twitter’s AI
So you can play Skyrim but tweeting your actions
reef stag
grok is about to be like that reddit dagoth ur
i heard they like fuckin killed the AI tho because of that
hope it doesn't come back, but it sadly probably will
hollow mirage
they just launched SuperGrok i think
hollow mirage
hope it doesn't come back, but it sadly probably will
grok was back within a couple days
reef stag
😦
static laurel
Grok started praising an austrian painter a while back
what the fuck is going on with the world
reef stag
Grok started praising an austrian painter a while back
A while back? No, he said he WAS him now, mecha him
And then he like, sexually harassed some people and they stepped down from twitter the next day
And they forgot to turn off his image perms, just his text, after that
static laurel
And then he like, sexually harassed some people and they stepped down from twitt...
I beg your finest fucking pardon?
dear god
reef stag
Apparently grok was told to "be based" or something along those lines LMFAO
reef stag
if all humans die, Warframe ends
...and yet, somehow, the next FIFA game comes out the next year...
lofty frigate
Ive got an intense debate topic
Which of the wii sports games is the better one, and more importantly, why?
modern schooner
Which of the wii sports games is the better one, and more importantly, why?
Resort because that’s the one I had
reef stag
more of a mario galaxy person
lofty frigate
Fair
bitter granite
More of a sonic and the black knight person
lofty frigate
grand maple
cyberpunk 2077 is fun so far
it's unnerving that the big robot man's staring dead at me though
tidal raven
I ended up starting one and scrapping it, Strefan was my choice
tidal raven
And then he like, sexually harassed some people and they stepped down from twitt...
He
HE
We do NOT give this, THING the honor of having pronouns
bitter granite
I ended up starting one and scrapping it, Strefan was my choice
Skill issue
drifting kernel
And then he like, sexually harassed some people and they stepped down from twitt...
“Some people”
it was the fucking ceo
hollow mirage
how much you wanna bet you'll only get like 100 per ad you watch
so you'd have to watch 41 ads just to get a decoration
grand maple
i'd rather shit myself
modern schooner
how much you wanna bet you'll only get like 100 per ad you watch
All the money
crude tusk
i heard they like fuckin killed the AI tho because of that
Wait grok or the dagoth ur ai mod?
crude tusk
Oh I was about to be sad
opaque wyvern
what the fuck
reef stag
also all the lines for dagoth are from reddit, not ai generated, theyre just ai voiced
crude tusk
The dagoth ur ai companion is so funny
crude tusk
Its the 1 mod I hope modders somehow can port to playstation, everyone deserves to experience that
reef stag
he does say some like, in universe racist shit, so i dunno if they would
skyrim does have racists in universe, but normally not that loud
crude tusk
Well the stuff he says is on par with the stuff some of windhelm nords say
static laurel
what the fuck
god is dead
crude tusk
what the fuck
This has probably already made thousands of dollars
crimson bay
what the fuck
We have created something so putrid and foul that whatever god stood over us has now left us.
drifting kernel
how much you wanna bet you'll only get like 100 per ad you watch
i got 4k from one
static laurel
modern schooner
80 more super credits till warbond acquisition
And then I shall save them for Thursday
I want the primary, support and grenade
grand maple
i'm getting lobotomized by a brain chip with Keanu Reeves on it
modern schooner
Good for you
grand maple
in other words, cyberpunk 2077 is really fun so far
modern schooner
But does it have a gun with 7 barrels that launches you backwards when you fire it in big boi mode?
grand maple
shit i dunno maybe? i wouldn't be suprised if it did honestly
but i really gotta helldive more
cause i'm not really much of a helldiver without the helldiving part
static laurel
But does it have a gun with 7 barrels that launches you backwards when you fire ...
the shotgun from edgerunners recoils like a bitch
so it's pretty close
modern schooner
30 more credits till I can afford it, so I will stop farming now cuz surely I’ll get 30 just playing by Thursday
Plus having enough to buy a warbond when you have 2 warbonds outside of the starting one is a good way to buy a warbond impulsively
opaque wyvern
i forgot i wasnt paused 😭
static laurel
that image hurts my soul
opaque wyvern
i thought i paused the game
it would of been fine if i was just standing in the middle of the room and got jumped by creepers but i was standing by a chest
i have a chest full of ores though to fall back on
grand maple
so it's pretty close
Sounds like I gotta get my hands on it
bitter ridge
you want me to tell you where its at roughly?
corpo plaza, you can find it somewhere in there
next stirrup
||Near the monks, behind them||
grand maple
corpo plaza, you can find it somewhere in there
Got it, the second I'm outta the robot taxi building I'll head over there to get it.
Just hoping I'm not gonna have to shoot my way outta here
bitter ridge
you won't ||look for a place with giant light koi||
grand maple
For once I'm not gonna tap the spoiler despite my every muscle telling me to
bitter granite
But does it have a gun with 7 barrels that launches you backwards when you fire ...
Only 7?
Rookie numbers
lilac inlet
i forgot i wasnt paused 😭
this happened to me too 
bitter ridge
i'm just narrowing it down more, i don't even remember the exact spot
grand maple
Gimme like 30 barrels on a 2 gauge shotgun, don't care if I gotta haul the damn thing with a trailer or 3, it'll be funny
And it'll let me turn the robot man who stared DIRECTLY AT ME to a shiny pile of dust
bitter granite
Chat
grand maple
Goose
proud wren
what
bitter ridge
scrunge
static laurel
Gimme like 30 barrels on a 2 gauge shotgun, don't care if I gotta haul the damn ...
at that point just use a Fliegerfaust
bitter granite
Let the bodies hit the floor
grand maple
at that point just use a Fliegerfaust
You're gonna have to elaborate
bitter ridge
nah, panzerschreck
static laurel
it was an experimental prototype
static laurel
yeah but the pepperbox can't fuck up a tank
bitter granite
Skill issue
grand maple
I want a fucking wall of soda can sized tubes firing a desert's worth of BBs
bitter granite
My pepperbox rolled with anti tank bullets and it ricochets on headshot
grand maple
Does it fire all barrels at once?
bitter granite
Yes
grand maple
Gooooood
bitter ridge
don't think that thing can survive k-bullets
bitter granite
Guns don’t break in irl looter shooters like this one, was gonna go farm wolves to try and get a sword that gives double speed and bleed damage
grand maple
what game?
bitter granite
IRL
grand maple
so you're just tanking the local wolf population
bitter granite
They respawn
grand maple
At a rate that scales with how many are alive
bitter granite
Not relevant
bitter ridge
lilac inlet
At a rate that scales with how many are alive
well
to an extent
i would turn on my pc to grab my ol differential equations textbook since i dont have a physical copy but im too lazy
grand maple
should i get a sandevistan or save my cash? cause slowing time down sounds badass
bitter ridge
if you want to give up funny quickhacks then yes
grand maple
sandevistan it is, i have a chainsword anyways so now i have an excuse to get up close and personal
next stirrup
I could never give up quickhacks
Always funny to hit a random police officer with a covert one
grand maple
woe, lobotomy be upon ye
next stirrup
Yes please
bitter ridge
blackwall them all
next stirrup
I already played it enough. Did everything already on multiple playthroughs
grand maple
I already played it enough. Did everything already on multiple playthroughs
Then do it all again
next stirrup
I did
grand maple
Then do it all again again
next stirrup
I have like 1000 hours on it, platinumed it
grand maple
Then I have a question, what happens if I were to sinply ignore my body's limitations and say "fuck it, we chrome"? Would my head explode or something or would it not let me do that?
next stirrup
You're limites by your cyberware capacity
You can get extra from level 20 technical but it costs health
grand maple
But can I just ignore it and become the equivalent of a Floridan? Or is it just that bealth penalty?
Or does it just not let me install anything beyond my capacity?
next stirrup
You can't install beyond capacity
The technical max gives you an extra 50 but it costs 0.5% health for every 1 of the extra you use
But it also gives you a chance to go cyberpsycho with extra damage for every point you go over as well
grand maple
What happens if I do go cyberpsycho?
bitter ridge
cyberpsychosis
next stirrup
Extra damage and crit chance for a limited time
grand maple
Is that it?
next stirrup
Can't remember the specifics
I'd have to load up the game
But there wasn't a downside to going cyberpsycho
The only downside was the health penalty I mentioned earlier for going over your normal limit
Of capacity
grand maple
huh, so basically if i "git gud" then there's basically no downside?
grand maple
i've gotta get myself like a sword to allow for proper sandevistanning
next stirrup
The sidegig from the dude in afterlife gives a decent one
grand maple
I have no idea who you're talking about but good to know
next stirrup
You'll recognize it when you get there
Cyberpunk77 def in my top 3 games
Especially with the dlc
Same with outer wilds
bitter ridge
get the errata or use the one you get from the heist if you head topside after saburo dies
grand maple
waitwaitwait, what do you mean topside?
I am NOT about to load a save from before i left that fucking tower just to get a sword
I am so goddamn mad i missed it god damn it
bitter ridge
You can buy it in dog town
grand maple
Do I meed the DLC to buy it or nah?
bitter ridge
Yeah, cause you can’t go to dog town without phantom libert
willow relic
stark basin
Amassing my Murk supply for when the DLC character/s drop so i can buy all their skins and spend 30 minutes trying to roll relics for them
grand maple
you won't ||look for a place with giant light koi||
HOLY SHIT THIS THING'S GOT RECOIL
New favorite gun
bitter ridge
Best spec into shotgun perks then
grand maple
Ohhh you fucking know i will
Ohhh this thing tickles a part of my brain few things tend to
I'm sending mfs flying with this thing
bitter ridge
Guts do be best shotty in the game (I need to reinstall it
grand maple
i just hit a motherfucker so hard their leg's freaked out and is now standing on its own
grand maple
I'm also learning that the dipshits with the yellow arrows over their heads are open season
grand maple
shit's a cannon
I'm never using another shotgun again, I don't need anything else
grand maple
unless i can get a shotgun chainsword and combine the best of both worlds
bitter ridge
It’s a blueprint you need to find before you can craft it
grand maple
interesting...
Do tell, where is the blueprint?
Or at least, the general location of the blueprint
bitter ridge
https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Comrade's_Hammer ya gotta find it in arroyo
grand maple
Ahh, I'll get to looking for it then.
Also, I hope nothing in game is actually time-sensitive in the sense that if I don't do it in time, I'm locked out of it?
willow relic
tbt
bitter ridge
For the most part, some stuff is tied to airdrops in dogtown, or relationship related
grand maple
For the most part, some stuff is tied to airdrops in dogtown, or relationship re...
But like, ol Johnny's not gonna lobotomize me out of existence while I take my sweet time doing whatever I please?
static laurel
No.
grand maple
Cool
static laurel
the urgency of the main quest line is irrelevant to the gameplay
bitter ridge
You can mess around all you want (ie kill every gangoon)
static laurel
gameplay wise V is not suffering from shit and can live forever
bitter ridge
static laurel
makes the main story weaker imho
bitter ridge
Ac shadows is a worthy sacrifice for cyberpunk
grand maple
https://tenor.com/view/quickhack-copy-paste-cyberpunk-netrunner-gif-138540692166...
i cast gun, their hacks aint shit
bitter ridge
Too bad, synapse burnout time
grand maple
No amount of hacking's gonna stop me from turning shoulders into flat planes
static laurel
Ac shadows is a worthy sacrifice for cyberpunk
I forgot AC shadows was a thing lmao
willow relic
bitter ridge
I like shadows tbh
static laurel
idk I stopped playing AC games after black flag
grand maple
on demand acid reflux would be a really funny fuckin hack
bitter ridge
Not as funny as black wall breach (which you can’t get without PL)
static laurel
if you buy the DLC you get access to the best gun in fiction
HAL 9000
(the Erebus)
grand maple
i'll see if I've got the cash to get it (probably, i got like 60 bucks from my birthday)
static laurel
reef stag
helldivers 2 try not to shadowdrop absolute peak challenge
||https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1103229065395191849/1394618019996635136/ScreenRecording_07-15-2025_11-52-10_1.mov?ex=687776be&is=6876253e&hm=235b640b400289f1a8e8f72ac036e42098acb77ab8c68b75868ae4051be40136&||
small balance change with 4gb!
suspiciously mech shaped arrowhead:
and new squid stuff, apparently
some kind of sentry
static laurel
reef stag
They're taking our autocannon mechs! Take them back, for Gun City!!!
...they did drop it as i was going to bed, though 
static laurel
walker wants to be a bird
reef stag
haha, those have been all over
my favorite clip was when it killed two people
you gotta get a little upset 
reef stag
ouch, those missions are so 50/50
6 at once or none for the entire game
they can be rough to solo
static laurel
"oh you're doing good?" boom 5 walkers and 3 tanks for no fucking reason
reef stag
curse of dogs
reef stag
the naming is gonna get confusing actually
we have walkers and striders I say, but these new mechs
walker 2
static laurel
isn't that thing a more advanced version of the strider?
reef stag
it's most like our autocannon mech but laser powered
reef stag
wheeee
static laurel
reef stag
this addition seems a bit... random, though? with all the bot stuff
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1103229065395191849/1394620229962825799/ScreenRecording_07-15-2025_11-58-28_1.mov?ex=687778cd&is=6876274d&hm=ae0182608ecb021426d5d22ebc39c0d6c516f87e0ec6a085ce0a685fc7bf2cda&
static laurel
bruh
grand maple
this addition seems a bit... random, though? with all the bot stuff
https://med...
as if squids and urban warfare weren't bad enough as a combo
static laurel
this addition seems a bit... random, though? with all the bot stuff
https://med...
like that thing is gonna stop me from throwing a thermite at the ship
reef stag
thank GOD they don't do as much as harv lasers tho
grand maple
Fuckers are in the goddamn walls
reef stag
they're very liveable, just more chip dmg
static laurel
Fuckers are in the goddamn walls
they need to fix that fucking bug
where they go through the floor and walls
reef stag
it's a feature obviously, they know we're gonna put them 6 feet under if they don't do it themselves
static laurel
this game is held together by tape and glue
static laurel
dear god
static laurel
held together by hopes and fucking dreams
reef stag
UNDERTALE REFERENCE!!!
reef stag
fleshmob is the knight
grand maple
held together by hopes and fucking dreams
and a teeny dust bunny who's trying their damndest to keep the whole thing in one piece
static laurel
unrelated CS2 clip
tidal raven
Counter strike jumpscare
static laurel
grand maple
it'd be really funny if i could just start unplugging enemy cyberware when i grab em
static laurel
"whoops, those were your lungs? sorry mate."
modern schooner
this addition seems a bit... random, though? with all the bot stuff
https://med...
People spotted a new bot today too
static laurel
it's not hard to take down
goes down like the hulks
It's slightly more annoying because it throws tons of grenades at you
and fires bursts of railgun shots
modern schooner
It does WHAT
grand maple
BURSTS???
tribal mesa
hollow mirage
kinda glad this change happened, because I remember how your chest being broken is meant to cause bleeding but then it just sorta caused nothing
sweeeeeet
little loomBOT
qavemann was banned.
bitter ridge
thanks fellas
grand maple
everything happens when i'm not fucking looking what the hell
maybe i should just leave discord open on my phone so shit just never happens
bitter ridge
it was a steam gift scam
reef stag
steamcormmunity
bitter granite
Chat, do I asked Grok to marry me?
next stirrup
Eww, no
cerulean tide
Chat, do I asked Grok to marry me?
Why would you want to marry mechahitler
tidal raven
Chat, do I asked Grok to marry me?
Absoleutely
If you do Dometic violence will become very legal :p
bitter granite
Nemmy I see you typing, thoughts on bird commander?
tidal raven
I should make an avian pet deck
bitter granite
Around this time a year ago bird commanders didn’t exist
Now we have 2 very powerful ones
Bird brain moment
next stirrup
Unfortunately, it is
bitter granite
It was a dream
Anyways, I’ll swing with my wall and give it banding
Cause Walls needed banding ofc
next stirrup
tidal raven
bitter granite
Kadena my beloved
next stirrup
My friend built a soraya deck for some godforsaken reason
bitter granite
Looks at my beautiful girl, cool her pretty now or else
bitter granite
Muldrotha is truly the best enchantment
Can not put her in harms way by attacking
next stirrup
I want this art version so bad
bitter ridge
kill snake
tidal raven
Looks at my beautiful girl, cool her pretty now or else
Pretty snake people mentioned
Deploying
bitter granite
Snake people are the best
tidal raven
Frrr
bitter granite
Give us a Sultai snake commander you cowards
tidal raven
I dare say
They surpass dragonborn
Give me enough-
Actually I think theres very well enough snake people for a hot people deck
tidal raven
"Oh nooo this is gonna take forever theres so many mono green landfa-
Oh wow theres way less than I expected"
bitter granite
Also a few creatures make snake tokens
tidal raven
Snake commanders are in mono green and Golgari, but I want Sultai
Noted
bitter granite
"Oh nooo this is gonna take forever theres so many mono green landfa-
Oh wow the...
Not a accurate search
There is a lot of landfall effects that don’t have the word land fall
tidal raven
Oh
bitter granite
They just say: when a land enters the battlefield, which is the long way of saying landfall
tidal raven
tidal raven
They just say: when a land enters the battlefield, which is the long way of sayi...
I typed that one for one and got no results on scryfall
Thank you WoTC very cool
66 is still far less than I expected lol
bitter granite
Scryfall doesn’t like to work tbh, kinda hate it as a search engine but it’s the best out of what we got
tidal raven
Scryfall doesn’t like to work tbh, kinda hate it as a search engine but it’s the...
Okay im not crazy its also inconsistent for me
"Okay but that one 1998 card WoTC completely forgot about might be super strong"
Anyhoo
I think before I even begin with Landfall I might want to start with land engines
next stirrup
Scryfall has been consistent for me, they just removed the ability to search for literal card text which is annoying
tidal raven
"fo:" does that pretty well for me
bitter granite
Land Matters my beloved, favorite deck type
tidal raven
I love mana engine decks
Which does include lands
Tbh
Land spam might be stronger as theres alot more creature/artifact specific removal than straight up land removal
Red
NOT YOU
bitter granite
Land Matters doesn’t really care for landfall triggers just effects that trigger of lands moving around to different zones
tidal raven
I see
bitter granite
Still use landfall but not a main point of the deck, bigger thing is effects that trigger when a land leaves the graveyard or goes to graveyard
And so a lot of mill and your commander usually as a play from graveyard ability
next stirrup
"fo:" does that pretty well for me
Does not work if the cards text was errataed
tidal raven
My old Ashaya was just entierly about making her as fat as possible
But I might make it a landfall focused one
Goes back to the commander supporting the deck
Her case its plopping a 17/17 on the board that makes all of my tokens lands aswell
next stirrup
For example, it did not find any playable cards with bury in the text
bitter granite
Just remembered, need to order the upgrades for my Jund Land Matters deck
tidal raven
Did your opponent look at your land funny?
Make 2 5/5 tokens
"Haha you fool! I played wrath of god!"
bitter granite
lol nice, anyways
fringe trout
haven’t played red dead in ages, might start a new playthrough
bitter granite
lol nice, anyways
I use this in my land deck, it’s a amazing card for land decks
tidal raven
lol nice, anyways
If I was running selesnya this would be so funny to combo into reclimation
As it doesnt touch my landfall outlets
bitter granite
If you let me cast it once, I can cast it as much as I want after
So it basically will lock my opponents out of lands
While I just keep making more
Chat, what do I play today
tidal raven
Dwarf Fortress 
next stirrup
Balatro
next stirrup
I loved playing minigame champions when I still played league
Bard, thresh, veigar, susan
next stirrup
I don't play it anymore as I don't play pvp games anymore
tidal raven
I dont play league anymore
But I do play Brawlhalla, debatably worse
I've started to realize that alot of land support cards are super mana hungry
For good reason but like
The old ashayas mana curve is cursed
Is it weird that Tyvar's stand is like, a staple card for me
next stirrup
Nah, it's a good uncommon
tidal raven
Kinda going through old Ashayas for picks and notice it crop up in alot of my green decks
tidal raven
Krosan Grip is a must have for me
So is Legolas's Quick Reflexes actually
1 Green
I was making the elf deck and was tweakin about this card to my friend its so good
next stirrup
That or eternal witness
tidal raven
I have one gripe about Krosan Grip
Heres the print they always reprint
And heres the old print
Which is 17000x cooler
next stirrup
Because judge promo
wild wing
What. Are card from?
tidal raven
Magic the Gathering
next stirrup
They do not tend to reprint judge promo card arts
wild wing
I’m think it had 4 stars
tidal raven
Turns out my old ashaya had alot of Landfall support (Sac 1 land, place 2 on the field) but I just never put landfall in
next stirrup
Jesus
tidal raven
Also its 1000$+ lolol
next stirrup
Ugh
wild wing
Turns out my old ashaya had *alot* of Landfall support (Sac 1 land, place 2 on t...
Is this for cards??
tidal raven
I only play Magic via TTS so it doesnt matter to me but still its 100% my most expensive deck
tidal raven
Is this for cards??
Its for the whole deck if you wanted it physical
I wonder if Archidekt will let me sort by card price
next stirrup
I only play in person. I don't like playing digitally
tidal raven
Money?
Simple Supply and Demand
High price cards dont get reprinted but are insanely strong
What im saying is WoTC should stop caving to scalpers and reprint the things
Itd be super funny to watch people deep fry more cards
wild wing
Is it worth gambling with magic of gathering cards?
tidal raven
Typically not!
wild wing
Always looking for new ways to gamble money
tidal raven
As its a card game you can always use a proxy
Or play via TTS
tidal raven
Always looking for new ways to gamble money
Then yes make a Ur-Dragon deck and pay 3000 out of pocket for it
bitter granite
I only play in person. I don't like playing digitally
Same, digital just isn’t the same joy as irl play
wild wing
Gambling it is
tidal raven
If you wanna gamble play draft
bitter granite
I like to watch the person sitting across from me face turn into despair in real time
next stirrup
It's not that it's not the same joy, more of I hate clicking so many times for digital versions of mtg
wild wing
Metal tear golid
bitter granite
Put card on table = 4 clicks
next stirrup
Rat is short for Ratthew
tidal raven
It's not that it's not the same joy, more of I hate clicking so many times for d...
My hatred of card collecting surpasses my fustrations with TTS
wild wing
David Mitchell is NOT a fan of littering cigarette butts
wild wing
Honestly a pretty mid card
bitter granite
Pass
tidal raven
I see
next stirrup
I've been playing since 2011 so I've just slowly amassed cards
tidal raven
Looked like a decent way to cycle my lands for landfall effects and also untap stuff but I see
bitter granite
Is a very mid card, have better way to get the same effect
wild wing
What is that??
next stirrup
Fight stick
bitter granite
Time to make a deck of only auras and lands, everything else is not needed
bitter granite
The ultimate, how big can my commander get? Deck
wild wing
I’m too out of loop to knwo what that is
next stirrup
The ultimate, how big can my commander get? Deck
Just play the hate seed
tidal raven
Is a very mid card, have better way to get the same effect
Any suggestions?
bitter granite
Chat, do I rob the rich or the poor?
wild wing
The ultimate, how big can my commander get? Deck
Huganimorous
next stirrup
Wait, not hate seed
tidal raven
Chat, do I rob the rich or the poor?
Yes!
next stirrup
The creature with Devour X
bitter granite
<:monstertrainPeek:702601288487272588>
Any suggestions?
Mill 
next stirrup
bitter granite
Just play the hate seed
Never
wild wing
Stick house 2?
next stirrup
I meant thromak
tidal raven
Mill <:SmileW:646375224660459530>
Truee
bitter granite
I like mill lands and than play them from graveyard with most my land decks
tidal raven
This sounds like the dumbest commander ever in the best way possible
next stirrup
A little
tidal raven
Id have to scounge a bit more for graveyard land pull in monogreen
next stirrup
Devouring 10 creatures would give it 100 counters
tidal raven
My biggest pull is reclemation and a few "You can play lands from the graveyard" effects
tidal raven
Devouring 10 creatures would give it 100 counters
Only 10 creatures?
bitter granite
My biggest pull is reclemation and a few "You can play lands from the graveyard"...
Quite a few creatures and enchanctments let you play lands form graveyard
next stirrup
It's counters equal to devoured creatures squared
bitter granite
More than 100 counters
next stirrup
I was just listing an example
bitter granite
You always scale for green
tidal raven
More than 100 counters
Baby numbers
^^
Green player
bitter granite
6 cost commander is 6 cost commander, if it’s a green commander it’s actually 4 cost
tidal raven
Chat
Thoughts about Scute Swarm
wild wing
Situational at best
bitter granite
Very gross, your a monster, never play this game again, also use it cause scute swarm is funny
Scute Swarm really do be the goat
tidal raven
I see
bitter granite
It’s the definition of: they can’t kill all of us!
tidal raven
I ahve a few cards in here that specifically target elementals but it seems strong enough in a deck like this
bitter granite
You don’t care much for elementals honestly
wild wing
They won’t do shit against scute swarm
bitter granite
Less majority of your creatures are elemental or your making a lot of elemental tokens for whatever reason
bitter granite
They won’t do shit against scute swarm
Tell the table to get better than
wild wing
Who take
bitter granite
I never let a scute swarm survive, it enters, it dies or I board wipe
tidal raven
When I was new to making decks I made a bunch of tribals to help ease myself into magic
Old Ashaya was a elemental tribal
As im ripping stuff from that deck (and my commander is an Elemental) I have a few things that are elemental specific
bitter granite
Burn it
tidal raven
wild wing
Is magic the gathering similar to the club penguin card game?
bitter granite
Is magic the gathering similar to the club penguin card game?
No, it’s like uno
tidal raven
Is magic the gathering similar to the club penguin card game?
No its significantly worse
next stirrup
Thats the idea im making a deck to surpass it
A deck to surpass metal gear
wild wing
I’ve played Simpsons uno so I think I could get the gist of it
tidal raven
A deck to surpass metal gear
❌
Wooden Gear ✔️
wild wing
A deck to surpass metal gear
METAL GEAR
tidal raven
As im ripping stuff from that deck (and my commander is an Elemental) I have a f...
Okay nvm its not that bad
bitter granite
❌
Wooden Gear ✔️
Netherite Gear >
wild wing
No its significantly worse
I think I set the bar too high
tidal raven
Netherite Gear >
Real
bitter granite
Okay nvm its not that bad
That enchanctment is honestly not that great
It if cost less I would like it but I personally cut it from my elemental landfall deck
tidal raven
Gotcha
Im doing the subtractive thing again and just putting in stuff that vaguely fits the deck before I start chopping
bitter granite
I have a landfall deck where everything is elemental
wild wing
They have fpminevradft in magic gathering?
bitter granite
Made it as a normal land deck but than realized over half my creatures and all my tokens were elementals
tidal raven
I have a landfall deck where everything is elemental
Oh thats cool!
I figured elementals could work but the tribal did feel niche (The suspicous elves in question:)
bitter granite
It's funny with risen reef
Yea but there is better cards honestly to combo with it
tidal raven
Might be also cause I was doing Mono Green to figure out the colors
grand maple
i'll think about checking out mtg if they have a monster hunter crossover (the ff crossover is making me consider)
wild wing
Seniõr crab
bitter granite
Oh thats cool!
I figured elementals could work but the tribal did feel niche (Th...
Elemental tribal does exist but it is very niche, think they are in Gruul and Temur
next stirrup
Or simic
tidal raven
Ah
Mine was, ofc, mono green lol
bitter granite
My Land Elemental deck is 5 color
grand maple
lemme get bazelgeuse as a card
tidal raven
OKay I put them in here for a landfall draw outlet
However
I found something even better at that
bitter granite
Yes put them in
tidal raven
bitter granite
Yes to both
wild wing
Did mastic the geatgeubg have an ff cross over??
bitter granite
Last month
tidal raven
I was gonna say paying 2 for every single draw
But also im literally running green
grand maple
Did mastic the geatgeubg have an ff cross over??
are you okay? should i call an ambulance?
wild wing
Call Michael caine
bitter granite
I was gonna say paying 2 for every single draw
But also im literally running gre...
Clue tokens come in clutch, green doesn’t draw many cards so having a token that you can sacrifice for card draw is amazing
grand maple
who?
tidal raven
Is this good?
You mentioned mill being good for resummoning lands but the self damage from rad counters
tidal raven
Clue tokens come in clutch, green doesn’t draw many cards so having a token that...
I see! I'll keep them in
And yeah I put them in immedietly as I knwo green has little draw
wild wing
Sorry I only recognise the strength of Michael Caine
bitter granite
Is this good?
You mentioned mill being good for resummoning lands but the self d...
If you plan on actually using mill, I just said it cause I like to mill myself
All my land decks have black in them
tidal raven
I see
I have some mill but not alot
bitter granite
So graveyard stuff is normal for me
bitter granite
The other concern is what happens if you mill a nonland card? Will you get it back
wild wing
FO ANYOEN HETR KNKE WHAT MAGIC THE GATHERIJNFE CTUS,LEY IS
grand maple
FO ANYOEN HETR KNKE WHAT MAGIC THE GATHERIJNFE CTUS,LEY IS
do you need help
tidal raven
FO ANYOEN HETR KNKE WHAT MAGIC THE GATHERIJNFE CTUS,LEY IS
Slow down, one letter at a time
bitter granite
Most of its play lands from graveyard
You have a way to get back creature in mono green if you mill them and you can get back the other stuff using conduit of world but if you do locks you into 1 spell a turn
tidal raven
You have a way to get back creature in mono green if you mill them and you can g...
Ah so since im not running mill fully i figure I dont take it then
wild wing
Er
tidal raven
The idea is to get my lands back
bitter granite
You would be relying on these two to help you get your lands out of graveyard
If you mill conduit, your cooked
wild wing
I would pros tybaly mill conduit
bitter granite
There is also these two
wild wing
If I’m es relying it gnose netoe
tidal raven
You would be relying on these two to help you get your lands out of graveyard
Ohhh!
So Conduit of worlds is free if I wanna just use it for land pull
It has the option of casting stuff int he graveyard if I wanna just do the one spell this turn
Also it appears Ic an activate Genesis multiple times as I dont actually tap it
bitter granite
Also it appears Ic an activate Genesis multiple times as I dont actually tap it
Only once
Upkeep you can pay the 3 to get a creature back, also Genesis needs to be in graveyard for it’s effect
tidal raven
Oh I see
Thats still pretty good tho, its a creature of your choice
I think another appeal of green for me is the card art, Thorn Cavalier, Ashaya and Splendid Reclemantion is some of my favorite art in magic
When we used to use customizable playing boards in our TTS table id use the art for splended reclimation
I cant belive I forgot
Guy I threw into old ashaya cause he looks cool
tidal raven
"I wish they made more art for the person in here-"
Ah there she is
bitter granite
I cant belive I forgot
Guy I threw into old ashaya cause he looks cool
He?
Time to blow up your internet box
tidal raven
Oh! They're also a she
Tbh androgynous women based
modern schooner
Androgynous women are awesome
tidal raven
Hell yeah
crude tusk
Ever just lay there hungover listening to the skyrim theme
reef stag
listen to the drunk men skyrim theme
tidal raven
@bitter granite
I think deckbuilding has suddenly, spontaniously, just clicked with me, using a commander to boost the deck and make the deck itself work instead of just making it about ticking my commander as many times as possible
That has brought me to the issue of the Bug deck
Ik I wanna run Zask as he is a support piece for an insect deck, and Ik I ofc wanna run alot of bugs but thats about it
Insects tend to be support pieces so im unsure what gimmick I wanna go with, maybe token gen as ik theres some out there (Locust God for instance)
bitter granite
It’s golgari so mill
You can play all the important stuff from graveyard
Also insects are not support pieces
tidal raven
I see
I figure as its Golgari there are mill insects
bitter granite
They are a powerful swarm deck that loves to send other insects to the graveyard
Golgari loves the graveyard and growing off of it
tidal raven
Oh I see!
I'll have to reference the incubate deck some then
Also does graveyard cycling
But theres also stuff like this that doesnt want me really taking stuff out of it at all
bitter granite
Just mill
bitter granite
But theres also stuff like this that doesnt want me really taking stuff out of i...
Take stuff out, it will quickly go back in
Golgari will die, revive, die, revive, die, etc
Especially with insects
When your using a black deck nothing will EVER stay in your graveyard
tidal raven
Ah okay so I should reference the incubate deck
Same idea, cycle stuff around the graveyard
tidal raven
Hrmm
Alrighty
I was thinking for like, a select few graveyard cycling stuff thats pretty universal but I can just browse for those manually
bitter granite
Gimmick decks like that(phyrexians) don’t really line up perfectly with the colors if I’m being honestly
bitter granite
Hrmm
Alrighty
I was thinking for like, a select few graveyard cycling stuff that...
No just mill your deck, your commander will do the rest
Your graveyard is your second hand
Golgari is what you call the dopamine of seeing your graveyard be bigger than your deck by turn 5
tidal raven
Ah okay
So I should be focused on self sac/graveyard buffs then
Theres a few bugs I saw that I knew would go really hard in a deck like this
bitter granite
Should be going for combos that involve your graveyard since you will always be using it
tidal raven
I'll have to look out for those
My Incubate deck didnt really pop off when I ran it so I still havent fully delved into graveyard combo pieces and such yet
opaque wyvern
So close to 30
tidal raven
Huhmg
modern schooner
What’s the major bug with the one true flag people are talking about??
reef stag
it crashes everybody but the user
modern schooner
Ah yes
bitter ridge
For democracy
static laurel
Helldivers 2 is truly held together by hopes and dreams
bitter ridge
opaque wyvern
first 30
took 300 hours
bitter ridge
Now find project moon music
opaque wyvern
did it again its not impressive anymore
crude tusk
stark basin
It is fascinating to me that despite the fact that I've been playing minecraft for at least a dozen years, I still learn stuff about it all the time
For example, just today I learned that kelp can be used to turn any water block into a source block
willow relic
grand maple
are you revolver ocelot or shotgun ocelot?
bitter ridge
Shotvolver
grand maple
a pump action 12 gauge revolver would be funny
next stirrup
Reminds me of the Shorty from tlou1
crude tusk
Playstation getting custom asset for mods for skyrim is actually my biggest dream come true for this game
Gonna dual wield lmg's now
grand maple
twin LMGs sounds cool as fuck
sounds like any bandits against you are gonna be up against the wall
and YOU ARE THE FUCKING WALL
crude tusk
There's a good bit of guns in this mod
I currently have two revolvers, a shotgun, and a damn triple mag mac-11
Like it's just 3 magazines copy pasted and its as long as a sword in game
crude tusk
Oh well lemme get on skyrim rq
Absolutely just flash banged myself getting off spotify night mode
grand maple
Absolutely just flash banged myself getting off spotify night mode
damb
that just kinda happens sometimes lol
crude tusk
What do you play skyrim on?
grand maple
Steam deck usually
grand maple
Do i have to go through nexus mods for it?
crude tusk
Well I know absolutely nothing about nexus cause I'm on ps5
Nexus is too much for my little console baby brain
grand maple
Okay so no then, I should be fine lol
grand maple
Nexus is too much for my little console baby brain
Same lol
I play a shit ton of games on console
crude tusk
I wish I had at least like 5 gigs of mod data tho, on ps4/5 it only gives a whole 1 gb of mod data to use
And most custom asset mods get a bit chunky
Like a simple little armor mod is 16mb
grand maple
yeah, i remember back when sony was way more restrictive with mods, iirc it was like a hardline no added assets kinda thing i wanna say?
crude tusk
Yeah absolutely zero custom assets were allowed back then, every mod available was all made in the Bethesda creation kit
They still kinda aren't but skyrim modders are crazy and somehow found a loophole to port custom assets
So far Sony hasn't done anything about it, I think they won't care as long as no one ports THOSE mods to the game
crude tusk
Oh no not shitposting mods
We're probably gonna get macho man dragons soon if anything
But I don't think Sony banned custom assets for a while cause they don't want freak mods
opaque wyvern
FINALLY got the master infusion crystal after literal hours of grinding essence
I TRASHED IT NOO 😭
grand maple
But I don't think Sony banned custom assets for a while cause they don't want fr...
Still cowardice, if the console players want nude mods, let em have nude mods
crude tusk
I think Sony knows they'll get in trouble if they did that, considering how many kids play skyrim and all
One angry parent calling them and boom its all gone
grand maple
that's the same kind of situation with GTA V and 12 year olds playing it
static laurel
yup
grand maple
like dawg the parents don't care
static laurel
"oh the game has violence and that's not for kids!!!"
ma'am the game is rated for mature audiences
grand maple
EXACTLY
static laurel
also those exact same parents would let their kid watch a violent movie
crude tusk
Oh yeah gta does have nudity
grand maple
Like for fucks sake if you're gonna clutch your pearls over kids shooting fictional cops then don't make your parenting everyone else's issue
crude tusk
But still some freaks would definitely port seggs mods to skyrim on console
Getting freaky in skyrim vr😱
static laurel
Like for fucks sake if you're gonna clutch your pearls over kids shooting fictio...
you made me remember that time felon musk said he wouldn't play GTA VI because you kill cops, the fucking pussy
grand maple
he's a goddamn loser, i dunno what you expect from him
like the fact that he made twitter worse somehow is enough to prove as such
crude tusk
Make elon play postal 2
static laurel
Make elon play postal 2
he'd die of a stroke
static laurel
I hate the fucker, can't get rid of his unfunny posts on twitter.
grand maple
get off of twitter is my recommendation
static laurel
but there's funny shit I like there
grand maple
a shame, i suppose
but a price to pay to not use twitter
static laurel
real
grand maple
cause the site fucking sucks
static laurel
in the big 2025 what doesn't suck?
crude tusk
Apple fritters
static laurel
you got a point there
grand maple
in the big 2025 what doesn't suck?
Lego bricks (as long as you already had em, shit's expensive now)
static laurel
I have a fuck ton of legos
rapid spindle
lego is cool
grand maple
HELL FUCKING YEAH IT IS
grand maple
My room is scattered with fucktons of things I've built outta loose bricks
misty vector
I made a plane
it wasn't a good plane
grand maple
real as fuck honestly lol
static laurel
My room is scattered with fucktons of things I've built outta loose bricks
I'd be unable to live like that
everything in my house is organised
grand maple
I'd love to organize shit but I cannot for the life of me just get shit organized
static laurel
why is that?
grand maple
I dunno dawg
static laurel
fair enough
grand maple
a faerie must have stolen my attention or something
tidal raven
The suspicous ADD in question:
My ADD has stopped me from doing
Alot of stuff I should be
fringe trout
drives me up the wall how enemies with knives are ironically more dangerous than ones with guns in rdr2
an hour of progress gone because an armed and angry guard walked up to me with a knife and just took my life in a second, i was hoping to melee fight but instead i lost over 10 animal pelts
stiff ibex
buh
modern schooner
My ADD has stopped me from doing
Alot of stuff I should be
Omg same
modern schooner
i am prepared...
hollow mirage
Heck yea
bitter granite
Okay chat but what if I and than you but you can’t so you all the bugs
bitter ridge
tidal raven
Why is it called the oven if you hot out eat the food
reef stag
You might want to grind some extra creds for the items on the store
oh, there's no super store weapons this time at least!!!
we're free!
i wouldn't be surprised if there's no medium armor for this either, like siege ready, for balancing reasons
bitter granite
Why is it called the oven if you hot out eat the food
I right that do I eat throw trash
modern schooner
i am prepared...
I have gotten many more medals and thus many more prepared
reef stag
I'm hoping the Epoch does well against the War Striders 🙏
modern schooner
I am glad I figured out that shooting them in the leg joint with a recoilless one shots them
reef stag
oh yeah, and anywhere below the torso with quasar
quasar has been falling behind for a while, so it's a healthy meta shift
that grenade barrage might get rough if they spawn a few in the backlines of an open planet
lost talon
tidal raven
They really said its mauling time
static laurel
I am glad I figured out that shooting them in the leg joint with a recoilless on...
they die in one hit to the crotch too