other-games

[grand maple]

I cannot bring myself to hate the designs of any of the blazblue cast cause they're all cool

[sudden elbow]

Me bitch thats who. Blaz blue is funny as fuck in English.

[grand maple]

me (i like english sol's voice)

[sudden elbow]

I hate the 3 identical string bikini robots

[lilac inlet]

well if blazblue is funny then maybe

[sudden elbow]

Idk about English guilty gear... but bedmans English voice is phenomenal

[lilac inlet]

personally with guilty gear i prefer having no clue what they're saying if the jp voices have 3 million times more comedic emphasis

[half salmon]

coolers yell is very funny in english

[bitter ridge]

Eating beans I see

[grand maple]

i like being able to understand what the fuck anyone's saying

[lilac inlet]

what the fuck

[half salmon]

on a scale of 1 to 10, ill give you a 3

i need help!

[lilac inlet]

bedman works but idk what it is about japanese but it always does a better job at ?????

[half salmon]

and plus i think broly's voice is cooler in english

[lilac inlet]

i dont remember what i have dbfz set to

[half salmon]

no diss to the jp voice actor

[lilac inlet]

i think it's english across the board

it's prolly just guilty gear i left on jp

[sudden elbow]

If I am playing something, I want it to be in a language I can understand

[grand maple]

maybe i oughta learn japanese someday so i can fully enjoy either one

[grand maple]

same

[half salmon]

oh yeah gogeta 4 has a great english voice because he gets to call people dumbass when falling for the qcf special

[sudden elbow]

Btw, blazblue has like 90 endings

And its story make so little sense that you basically can't spoil it

Because everything is both true and not true

[bitter ridge]

Sounds unfun

[sudden elbow]

It is

I don't understand it

Theres like 8 games too

[grand maple]

If I ever get a blazblue game i'm not playing it for the story i'm playing it for my boy susano'o cause he's silly and i wanna beat him with a lead pipe (affectionate)

[sudden elbow]

Like saying the main guy finds out the villain is his sister, isn't a spoiler at all. Because like 9 people are his sister

And the evil sister might not even be his sister???

And its like... brought up once???????

Stuff just kinda happens... and you go "huh okay" and that's it

[grand maple]

is there a family tree that isn't either a crater or an ouroboros in blazblue?

also is what happened to Arakune what happens to anyone who tries to understand the story?

[sudden elbow]

Uhhh arakune was a scientist (I think) and something happened. Idk what happened exactly, I think it changes depending on the timeline

Also, he has a faust skin

And double from skullgirls has an arakune color too

[grand maple]

what i mean is does everyone who fancies themselves a blazblue lorekeeper end up looking like him

[sudden elbow]

Also this

[sudden elbow]

Uhhhh... probably?

[lilac inlet]

homie just make it up

[grand maple]

rad, i gotta become a goopy, raving lunatic with only the occasional moment of clarity

[sudden elbow]

Oh yeah, susano'o is 3 different people kinda

[grand maple]

i know there's terumi (the fucking bastard), kyle kiske blazblue(i think?) and someone else probably

[sudden elbow]

Uhhhh no

Terumi is (one of) the main villains

And also susano'o

Terumi turns into somebody else, who merges with the armor of someone else, which makes susano'o

Something like that

Ky kiske is uhhh... idk his name but he's zesty and wants to fuck the grim reaper

Whos also his brother??? But I don't know if he's actually his brother. I think he's just a freak

[grand maple]

what if i beat the living shit out of Terumi and send him to god

[sudden elbow]

Then you're left with a non corrupted susano'o

Maybe

[grand maple]

can i still get the badass green and black or is that a terumi thing

[sudden elbow]

Thats a terumi thing

[grand maple]

well what if through sheer willpower and spite, i make it my thing once i beat the living shit out of Terumi

or maybe RGB

maybe purple and black cause purple is a banger color

[sudden elbow]

Okay so there's terumi, and hazama

Same person (I think) both have the weird green and black snake energy stuff

[grand maple]

yeh, isn't the guy with the fedora a vessel for yellow coat man?

[sudden elbow]

Idk if one of them is in control of it? Or if they're both corrupted by it.

[grand maple]

or at least was?

[sudden elbow]

No clue which is the vessel and which is the original

BUT

They come across this guy.(who is very fun to play, he just uses counters alot.)
And they corrupt him

[grand maple]

I think Terumi is the original? but idk, only reason i say so is cause i witnessed his wiki page

[grand maple]

Which timeline is this? Cause you said there's like 50 endings

[sudden elbow]

This is uhhh...

Each character story has like 4 timelines bro

Idfk

[grand maple]

fair

[sudden elbow]

Anyways, they corrupt him and that guy becomes susano'o

[grand maple]

My boy

[sudden elbow]

Susano'o loses the counters, but keeps the weird skill unlock mechanic

[grand maple]

PEAK DESIGN

and sheer hair volume I envy

plus a cool fucking tail

[sudden elbow]

One of the games where the guys have way cooler designs than the girls. The girls are all half naked in blaz blue and it pisses me off

[grand maple]

valid, lemme have girls in heavy as fuck armor

[sudden elbow]

Also, forever ago I made this. Blaz blue guy

[grand maple]

PURPLE MOMENT

This is a huge W

[sudden elbow]

This character is really cool btw. He has a bunch of huge chess pieces built into his cape or something

Also he's zato-1

[grand maple]

certified puppet character moment

[sudden elbow]

This is his father

-# his super special insta kill move is actually gross.

[loud saffron]

cuz they didnt wanna get more VAs for the new characters + pay the old ones

[grand maple]

i recall seeing it, dawg's a fuckin weirdo and i don't like him

[sudden elbow]

There were only like 2 new characters

[loud saffron]

seriously tho it was because of the strike that was happening around that time

[sudden elbow]

Yeah its the one where he ties you up, stands up from his chair and then doors close and you hear a scream.

[sudden elbow]

Oh is that why? Good to know

[grand maple]

they range anywhere from actually funny to just fucking gross

[grand maple]

i know the cat guy gets a plastic cone

[loud saffron]

double that by 2 and you're correct

[sudden elbow]

Huh? I thought jubei and the weird insanely busted move girl where the only new ones

[loud saffron]

susan and nine are new

[sudden elbow]

Nine is only playable in centralfiction?

[loud saffron]

yes

[loud saffron]

and yes

[sudden elbow]

Damn, I didn't know

[loud saffron]

she was in the series since the first one but was only a background character that didnt speak and helped the antagonists

she only got a design with cf

[grand maple]

i just think susano'o is cool (let me beat the terumi out of the suit of armor so i can use it (i'm gonna make it glow purple))

[sudden elbow]

Susano'o has a zoroark pallet swap I'm pretty sure

[grand maple]

YOOOOOOOOOOO

[bitter granite]

Mermaid Supremacy

[grand maple]

ZOROARK MENTION LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

[loud saffron]

iirc hakumen is an alt universe jin that ended up in the main one, and the armor was originally terumi's

[sudden elbow]

Blurry ass photo my bad

[grand maple]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[loud saffron]

the entire lore, start to finish (except some characters that got added in), was made up by mori when he was a teenager and kept adding to it

hence why its fuckin mental

[grand maple]

could i beat the terumi outta the susano'o and take it for myself so i can glow purple?

[sudden elbow]

Probably

Blaz blue makes no sense

[loud saffron]

brother if you can beat susanoo, you dont need the suit

[sudden elbow]

Purple

[grand maple]

Well i want the damn suit cause it's cool as fuck

[sudden elbow]

Like... the hakumen armor?

I don't think susano'o is wearing a suit. I think he just looks like that

[loud saffron]

he is wearing the armor yeah

susan's separation from the armor is what births terumi, in a sense

[sudden elbow]

Oh

Thought it was the other way around

[grand maple]

so they were the same thing but terumi got kicked out or something and now they're seperate (at least in one universe)?

[loud saffron]

they are and theres only one of each thing, only one terumi and only one suit of armor

armor got lost in the Fuckass Zone™ thats connected to every other universe

[sudden elbow]

Right!

Forgot about the fuckass zone

[loud saffron]

hence why when jin fell into the Fuckass Zone™ and survived, he could don the armor

[grand maple]

then it's to the Fuckass Zone for me

[loud saffron]

i forgot the actual name of it lol

[grand maple]

I think it's The Boundary, but Fuckass Zone is way funnier

[loud saffron]

susanoo was made to be the god of destruction but he was a bit too hype about his job, so he got separated from his armor by the main god

so he just exists as an entity that feeds off hatred and is trying to make the main god's plan fail

[sudden elbow]

Oh! Btw each character in blaz blue has a pallet reference to a guilty gear character. Susan's is kum haehyun

Yeah bro was basically not sleepy beerus

[grand maple]

So do i chat up John God for safe passage to the armor?

[loud saffron]

its not wrong to say that the entire lore of blazblue is "god wants to write her own salvation into existence via pretty boy anime bullshit, but she writes so fuckin BAD it keeps failing"

[loud saffron]

just be strong enough ig

[sudden elbow]

And now nothing makes sense

[grand maple]

Bet

[sudden elbow]

I'm sure just asking her to make new armor would be better

Have we seen for yet? Is is the massive machine? Or the scary girl? Or... idk

[loud saffron]

amaterasu unit, iirc

[sudden elbow]

Idk man I just play grim of abyss mode

[grand maple]

now i just gotta figure out where the fuck i go to make my way to the Fuckass Zone

[loud saffron]

the plot of blazblue starts because it keeps creating a timeloop after ragna dies, and once ragna manages to not die, things actually start going

[grand maple]

cause I've got a plan and I'm gonna see it through

[loud saffron]

throw yourself into the boundary and hope you dont end up like roy

[grand maple]

where do i throw myself though

[sudden elbow]

Master unit

[loud saffron]

yeah same thing

[sudden elbow]

Yeah

[loud saffron]

into a cauldron

[grand maple]

so i gotta get a cauldron, got it

[sudden elbow]

A specific cauldron I'm pretty sure

[grand maple]

then where's the cauldron?

[sudden elbow]

Uhhhhhh

-# I don't remember

I want to say with nine but I'm also probably only saying that because she's a witch

[loud saffron]

all cauldrons are connected to the boundary iirc

its why roy jumped into one and became arakune

[grand maple]

then i'm getting a cauldron and hopping the fuck in

even if I'm to be fueled by sheer spite and willpower i shall claim the cool fucking armor, even if i die once it's mine

[loud saffron]

i'm also half sure that rachel ended up being the one to take the armor from the boundary? i cant remember

so youve gotta do all that then fistfight some of the strongest people in blazblue

[grand maple]

they will not stop me no matter how desperately they try

i will have my cool armor

and i'll use it to beat the shit outta Terumi cause fuck that guy

[loud saffron]

terumi is genuinely living off ragebait

[sudden elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/you-bait-like-a-noob-gman-blocked-you-gif-16304853792972598589

[grand maple]

well i'll punch him in the teeth so hard and so quickly that no amount of emotion will save him :3

[sudden elbow]

This would genuinely kill terumi

[loud saffron]

if enough people did it, yeah lol

celica's entire existence is painful for him too

(hence why he gets her killed)

[grand maple]

so to clarify, who has the armor and where are they? or if nobody has it, where is it?

[loud saffron]

if nobody has it, its either in the boundary or with rachel

alt jin has the armor most of the time, and is always in it if it he has it

[grand maple]

So if i ask either jin or rachel nicely, what are the odds of getting the armor?

[loud saffron]

none

[sudden elbow]

You're not getting the armor

Its like asking for the master sword

[grand maple]

or if I go to the Boundary, can I ask for my own suit from the master unit?

[loud saffron]

i'm half sure jin's armor is the equivalent of bane's mask

[loud saffron]

if you were the protagonist sure

[sudden elbow]

I thought it was like samus's suit where she'd just die if she took it off. Unless that's how bane's mask works too

[loud saffron]

it kinda is

[grand maple]

well then if i ask Ragna nicely could i get him to come with? Or will i have to savescum either way?

[sudden elbow]

Going anywhere with ragna is a terrible idea

[loud saffron]

to come into what, the fuckin boundary? his goal is to destroy cauldrons

[sudden elbow]

Bro is wanted for everything too

[loud saffron]

ragna may be a softie at heart but staying near him is like

asking to get roped into shit that will absolutely get you killed

[sudden elbow]

Youd probably be arrested for even knowing who he is too

[grand maple]

damn so that's outta the question, but he's cool so whatever

[sudden elbow]

Bro has that $90,000,000,000 bounty

[grand maple]

So i go and get a cauldron, jump in, and nicely ask for a suit of my own armor and use it to help my main man ragna cause he's chill

[sudden elbow]

Uhhhh... sure

[loud saffron]

the likely result is that you get arakune'd

where your soul splits from your body and said body becomes goo

and you cant wear a suit of armor when youre busy being non-corporeal

[sudden elbow]

I'm going to bed...

[grand maple]

then i savescum the living shit outta my entry

if i even have to

i will be powered by sheer willpower if i must be

[dark tulip]

Update

[sudden elbow]

Jonkler

[bitter granite]

Want to know how I got these scars?

[tidal raven]

He looks like a Hitman 2 target

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-agent47-gloves-im-ready-suit-gif-10278410

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-gif-18215487365951023155

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-throw-briefcase-jetski-gif-15758520

[stark basin]

@static laurel hows your PC coming along?

[static laurel]

already here lad

had to do some tweaks to it and change the motherboard

thank god the thing had a warranty

[stark basin]

thats good, stuff gets really expensive really fast

[static laurel]

yeah and the economy going to shit is not helping that

[stark basin]

glad I got mine when I did, costs are only going to go up

[static laurel]

and thank god I did an AMD setup otherwise it would have been twice as expensive

[stark basin]

AMD?

[static laurel]

I have an AMD RX 7800 xt

[bitter ridge]

Have you stress tested it yet

[stark basin]

ah ok

[static laurel]

yep

[bitter ridge]

Nice, what did you play for it

[static laurel]

HD2, cyberpunk 2077 and Elden ring

[bitter ridge]

Based, my stress test game was cyberpunk as well

[lilac inlet]

@cobalt nacelle

fuck

<@&559786374228738069>

[bitter ridge]

What

[ember vortex]

thanks for the tag, i got it :)

[stark basin]

malikeths blade absolutely destroys Heolstor

[lilac inlet]

getting cozy

[bitter ridge]

Requires more furniture

[lilac inlet]

later

but thats true

it does need books and stuff to fill the space

and especially absorb light

[bitter ridge]

Yeeep

I need to figure out how to make furniture for my base too

And ya know, not have a box house

[hollow mirage]

i hope one day we can get customizable patches in Ready or Not

so that we can get a review patch like how Helldivers 2 got the review cape

[static laurel]

lmao

[bitter ridge]

Huh,

[hollow mirage]

VOID interactive is censoring parts of the game for the console launch, and people (myself included) are pissed

[bitter ridge]

Are they stupid

[hollow mirage]

because they're breaking a promise, and removing core parts of the game design, all for a console release

we're about to lose 2 of the most substantial shock moments in the game

one of them having been in the game for the past few years, and being the first big shock moment in the game

[bitter ridge]

||is it the child barrel?||

[hollow mirage]

im worried it wont stop here, and that future content is now going to have to be moderated for console releases, and maybe other shock moments (like in Valley of the Dolls) will be deemed necessary to be removed

[hollow mirage]

no, the overdosing child in Twisted Nerve

[bitter ridge]

Oh god

Shit is brutal for a reason

[hollow mirage]

theyre changing them to just be sleeping
theyre putting clothing on all NPCs that are naked

[bitter ridge]

It would be one thing if it’s console only but knowing Modders it will get reverted

[hollow mirage]

so there goes the big twisted nerve moment,
and while the nudity change isnt a big deal, it really does kinda add to the feeling of discovering the women in the container in the final level of the base game

[bitter ridge]

That mission was a rough one

[hollow mirage]

same goes for the guy in Lethal Obsession whos not wearing any pants. Theyre giving him pants.

and the guy in the Narcos DLC mission, the informant whos all beat and bloodied, is getting changed to be less gruesome too

[static laurel]

what a bunch of wankers

[bitter ridge]

Boycotting the game sounds like a good idea

[hollow mirage]

something VOID promised they'd never do, which is hold back, here they are doing it

[static laurel]

It's a swat game, it's supposed to be brutal

the game is already in a niche category of videogames, them making those changes just to get that sweet console influx of players is not gonna work out

[hollow mirage]

i knew the game being able to just go on console as-is wasnt gonna be possible

its a shame PC is suffering because of it

because, yea, I should've mentioned it, but PC is getting the changes forced on us too

when realistically theres absolutely zero need to force that upon us

[modern schooner]

Well that’s stupid

[static laurel]

they're gonna regret that

[hollow mirage]

if it was just changes made to the console release, sure some people would probably be upset but nowhere near as many and it'd be more understandable

its that we're getting affected too by it

[loud saffron]

would the game have crossplay or sumthin?

cuz i can see both PC and console builds being the same for like, parity reasons

as much as that sucks

[stark basin]

Ironeye is easily the best class for solo Nightreign

actually trivializes it

[dark tulip]

😭

[dark tulip]

[hollow mirage]

I think I have enough mould

[static laurel]

you think?

I believe you're 2,703 short

[hollow mirage]

Shit you right

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-cobra-commander-gi-joe-a-real-american-hero-duel-in-the-devils-cauldron-the-mass-device-gif-17282270

[hollow mirage]

a single run between my 2 bases for mould gets me like 3 stacks

3 stacks for only a minute or so of effort is pretty insane

[dark tulip]

Can I have some

[hollow mirage]

you may :3

[dark tulip]

Fr?

I can't hop on rn im working 😭

[hollow mirage]

oh you like actually wanna come join??

[dark tulip]

I would if you let me yeah

[bitter ridge]

i forgor i uninstalled nms

[hollow mirage]

Or if you’d like, can just set up a farm yourself

All you need is to just find a planet with mould on it

[dark tulip]

Oh I think I have one

[hollow mirage]

When you travel to and from a planet, or even to different bases on the same planet, the deposits respawn every time

[bitter ridge]

mold is everywhere tho

[hollow mirage]

So I just have 2 bases at 2 different places with deposits, and when you fast travel back and forth, they respawn every single time

[dark tulip]

Runaway mould

[dark tulip]

I see

I will do that

[hollow mirage]

ye, and then got 5 fabricators set up

Makin me a smidge under 10k nanites every 20 minutes

i could do more, but I dont wanna have to babysit the small refiners

and theres a limit on how many you can place for the larger ones

9,999 turns into 1,999 nanites

[dark tulip]

I wonder why my friend Apollo hasn't done this

[hollow mirage]

I waited a long time before setting this up.
Way too long honestly

I set this up a couple days ago, and by then I already have kinda no use for nanites-

I just wanna have it for the sake of havin it tho

And I can share the knowledge with others

[bitter ridge]

i ahve yet to even make the scanner thing in the first mission

[dark tulip]

Mf just woke up

Boooo

Can't post all my screenshots

[bitter ridge]

heheheha

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/deus-ex-deus-ex-jc-shame-gif-26245854

[dark tulip]

What is a shame, Mr. Dust?

[static laurel]

.

[hollow mirage]

Post em all in smaller batches I guess

[dark tulip]

I see

[dark tulip]

Bet hold on

I have more old ones I gotta go look for

[hollow mirage]

I used to rock that helmet too

I don’t have many pics from my travels

[bitter ridge]

wait you can change your helmet? nice

[dark tulip]

I have many scattered across my files

[dark tulip]

Yeah you can change everything

[grand maple]

gods i love NMS

[dark tulip]

This first one is just abysal depths 😭

[bitter ridge]

i'm reinstalling it

[grand maple]

I'm waiting for the day I find a planet that's just a big fucking cavern

[dark tulip]

Hell yeah

[grand maple]

Good

[dark tulip]

It'd be neat if you could mine the whole planet instead of there being a limit on how deep you can dig

[grand maple]

YES

LET ME HAVE THE FUCKIN LEVIATHAN

Lemme just consume entire planets for resources

[dark tulip]

I just wish I could scan it

[grand maple]

I would kill for the Leviathan as a capital ship

As in the Destiny 2 one

[dark tulip]

Destiny...

My friend is addicted

[grand maple]

I'm sorry to hear that

[dark tulip]

Those last two are store page worthy

[hollow mirage]

thats the extent of my saved screenshots

[dark tulip]

Oooh

Oohs and ahhs

[grand maple]

I want to also find a water planet with at least some of the seafloor ABOVE the water

[hollow mirage]

that'd be sweet

[grand maple]

I adore the deep water but good gods does the dive fuck with me

[hollow mirage]

just found these lil hut things

[grand maple]

I like those, they're neat

[dark tulip]

I fucking love those

[grand maple]

I found an actually, properly liveable planet a while back

[dark tulip]

Pretty

[dark tulip]

Like atmosphere and everything?

[hollow mirage]

I do wanna find a paradise planet of my own at some point now that I actually know what they are

[grand maple]

Yeah iirc

Lemme go to it real quick

[dark tulip]

My planet is on a place with gravity storms and anomalies

[hollow mirage]

my mould planet has severe toxin storms

[dark tulip]

4th pic here is home at night

[hollow mirage]

I dont really have a home planet tho

I do have a home moon that got corrupted when sentinel ships came out

[dark tulip]

Oh boo

Wdym corrupted?

[dark tulip]

Oh nice

What's the atmosphere made of?

[dark tulip]

Like in the log

[grand maple]

gimme a sec sorry

[dark tulip]

No worries lol

[hollow mirage]

the dissonance stuff

[grand maple]

apparently di-hydrogen and nitrogen, dunno if that's as breathable as i hoped

[hollow mirage]

purple crystals everywhere and the corrupted sentinels

[dark tulip]

Oh the purple rocks?

[hollow mirage]

ye

[dark tulip]

Ahhh I see

[dark tulip]

Sounds liveable

Maybe not

😭 idk im not a rocket scientist

Ask the kerbal space program players lol

[hollow mirage]

its not rocket surgery

[grand maple]

I know earth's atmosphere's made of nitrogen and oxygen

[bitter ridge]

creature

[static laurel]

c r a b

[grand maple]

c r a b

[dark tulip]

c r a b

[hollow mirage]

c a r b

[dark tulip]

b u t t e r

[grand maple]

I wish i could make my own multitool

Not just a staff

[dark tulip]

I got an exotic one that I haven't fixed yet

[hollow mirage]

i have an exotic i only fixed a few slots on

only so I can scan stuff and make a lotta money off it

[dark tulip]

Holy units!

[hollow mirage]

same for my combat one

I could definitely make it more powerful if it had better supercharge slots but its already kinda insanely strong enough that its not worth the effort

[dark tulip]

I use blaze javelin

[grand maple]

I cannot stand Blaze Javelin's fucky trigger

You expect me to not hold the trigger all the way down to charge it?

[hollow mirage]

i have this weird lookin one

[dark tulip]

Biomech stun works on short charges

[dark tulip]

The gun that eats you

[hollow mirage]

3 super charge slots in a row vertically is nuts, but I dont like the staffs so thats why I wont use this as my main combat tool

[grand maple]

it should at least have an option to release trigger to shoot

[dark tulip]

It does?

Unless you have combat shield up

[grand maple]

It does let me swap off of the full trigger pull to shoot and half to charge?

[dark tulip]

Whar?

[grand maple]

I play on controller and I have to partially pull back the trigger to charge blaze javelin

[bitter granite]

Chat, what if I than I so when you so you can but I can’t cause you so I know and JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM

[grand maple]

should i send an ambulance

[static laurel]

oh great he's having a stroke

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/gurren-lagann-who-the-hell-do-you-think-we-are-pour-qui-au-juste-vous-nous-prenez-tengen-toppa-gurren-lagann-gif-27133659

[dark tulip]

Mine works just fine on controller😭

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/viral-gurren-lagann-viral-ttgl-gif-26994535

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/gurren-lagann-kamina-tengen-toppa-gurren-lagann-sword-katana-gif-27017115

[dark tulip]

Why is it so long

[grand maple]

Mine shoots with a full trigger pull and it feels like shit, cause I prefer when I can hold down my trigger to hold the full charge

[bitter granite]

That’s short

[dark tulip]

[dark tulip]

Yeah mine don't do that

[grand maple]

That's weird

[dark tulip]

I can squeeze mine all the way and it doesn't go

Maybe check your settings?

[grand maple]

really funny sentence outta context but I will check my settings

[dark tulip]

Not nearly as bad as a few messages up

[grand maple]

ehh, i argue they're comparable

[dark tulip]

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-stewie-funny-kasane-pearto-gif-1963437625092155594

[modern schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-utau-utauloid-vocaloid-gif-6236156389574623940

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cuno-disco-elysium-gif-6213986169860486144

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/simon-gif-11643783044136982132

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-pear-pear-teto-teto-kasane-teto-teto-kasane-gif-2498754342524918203

[modern schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/pearto-pear-teto-gif-3272696767976487565

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/pearto-kasane-teto-teto-pear-teto-kasane-gif-14835776628716292709

[grand maple]

certified teto moment

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-bald-explosion-explode-gif-6656963363388285940

[dark tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-utau-vocaloid-dog-gif-15273741061326579394

[tidal raven]

I am shrimply my own audience (Shizophrenia)

https://tenor.com/view/triumphant-victory-win-video-game-gameplay-gif-17163561

[grand maple]

Nothing

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-schizophrenia-christopher-robin-gif-7161102

[lilac inlet]

bro really went after a bat

[grand maple]

absolutely nothing in the settings to let me actually enjoy charging weapons

[grand maple]

i will speak no further on my immense disdain for the lackluster settings

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-gif-18004881838616477608

[tidal raven]

Win as spear legends
Win as Fangwild Legends

Only Dusk fits
Turns out hes actually quite fun

[static laurel]

If I have to carry anyone else I'm gonna break my back

[hollow mirage]

you hid the kill count

you say you carried yet you hide the kill count
curious

[static laurel]

I didn't hide it that's how I took the screenshot

we all had 1k-ish kills

[hollow mirage]

GODDAMN

I think the most I've had in the mission was like 700

[static laurel]

green had 900 i think

[hollow mirage]

I do also only play bots which dont tent to be that plentiful

[static laurel]

still carried their ass because they didn't do shit with the side objectives

[static laurel]

If you had seen the amount of reinforcements they got

[static laurel]

it was like fighting the soviets on ww2

they just kept throwing bodies at us

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/reznov-gif-20160937

[static laurel]

they really hate when you try to put up a flag

[modern schooner]

The superboss for chapter 3 is annihilating me

[hollow mirage]

that
they do

they HATE flags

[static laurel]

they sent their entire army just to stop three dudes from putting up flags

https://tenor.com/view/democracy-helldivers-gif-13021941953696809166

and they still failed

[tidal raven]

"I feel like I wont make it in time"
[Realizes im more than halfway there since I started a week ago]

This is all I desire

[static laurel]

BUG

[tidal raven]

BUG

This season has
Several bugs

You must understand the pass literally made for me

[static laurel]

if bugs are so cool then why isn't there a bugs II?

[tidal raven]

We do theyre called crustaceans

Or are bugs crustaceans 2 since sea life started before land life

[hollow mirage]

great reminder about why I never play bugs.

[static laurel]

that's one cool looking bug

[hollow mirage]

i was on the ground for less than 5 seconds before a stalker stunlocked me

[tidal raven]

Reno my beloved

They really made a bug person then made his kit all utility
Literally perfect for me

[static laurel]

I shit you not when I say that I've died to teammates more times than enemies when playing against bugs

[hollow mirage]

its been 90 seconds and i've died 3 times

im aborting. theres 2 of them now.

[static laurel]

ugh alright I'm helpin' yah

get in the trench son

[hollow mirage]

and theres people who LIKE THIS

fucking how

[tidal raven]

Realizes my quests are all about raw damage and KOs
Realizes I can minmax them playing FFA

[hollow mirage]

invisible assholes

[tidal raven]

I could also do 2v2 but thats 1 less damage sponge

Plus 2v2 people are
Fucking cracked idk what got into them

[static laurel]

open your squad, I'll hunt them down

[hollow mirage]

i wanted the arc thrower.

welp abort #2 because Im fucking blind

[hollow mirage]

nah

[static laurel]

fuckin' hell

[hollow mirage]

im here to suffer and bitch and cry and moan alone

[static laurel]

well go on then

back to the bots I go

[hollow mirage]

please arc guard dog, actually be useful here

i just need its firerate and range increased a little

[static laurel]

if they do that then it's gonna be team killing bonanza

[hollow mirage]

its kinda surreal we actually got the review cape

[modern schooner]

All I see is silhouette

But yeah, the cape is cool

I like it

[hollow mirage]

oh right.

[modern schooner]

Goes good with the democratic demolition light armor, which is nice because that is what I will be using for the foreseeable future

[hollow mirage]

I brought nothing specifically anti bile titan

this is what I get for trying bugs my way.
TWO BILE TITANS

[hollow mirage]

me too.
im already done giving bugs another try

[modern schooner]

Bugs fucking suck

They are already annoying and not fun, and then I also just catch stray bullets from teammates and shit 3x as often when fighting them for no reason

[bitter ridge]

bugs require copious amounts of napalm

[hollow mirage]

and my enjoyment requires copium amounts of "not being forced to run anti-tank support weapons"

[bitter ridge]

you don't have to if you play with buddies

[hollow mirage]

which is fair

but right now
im solo

guess I could run randos

[bitter ridge]

if you are insanae

[hollow mirage]

bugs are just the fucking worst for solo play

[bitter ridge]

yup, yo are not meant to survive the bugs by yourself, bots? you can solo em with stealth

[hollow mirage]

i solo em loud

[bitter ridge]

and you probs win

[hollow mirage]

as cool as arc guard dog is, and how excited I was for them.

they kinda suck

[tidal raven]

Even as ive been forced to use hammer
I still do not like it
I far prefer GS the range helps those hard hits land

[static laurel]

angry dedicated AT noises

[static laurel]

catching bullets from teammates when fighting bugs happens way too much

[modern schooner]

I haven’t accidentally shot a single teammate fighting bugs

[static laurel]

or tammates will run in head first into a giant pool of napalm

[modern schooner]

There’s too many goddamn bugs in the way to do that

[static laurel]

I keep getting shot while doing bugs

teammates are really trigger happy

and sometimes outright dumb

[modern schooner]

I got a dumb one earlier today

Idiot couldn’t fucking read “ion storm in progress” at the top of the screen and kept spamming the fucking reinf sound thingy

[static laurel]

that happens a lot when I go take down bot stratagem jammers

[modern schooner]

That one doesn’t put massive text telling you it’s happening at the top of the screen in bright orange on a red background

[static laurel]

they can still fucking see how I'm in the middle of a damn strat jammer

[modern schooner]

True

[static laurel]

and I tell them in vc

[modern schooner]

I just fucking stood there holding the strategem key spamming directions and swinging the camera around wildly until the bugs ate me

[static laurel]

wowz

yea randoms are the worst just get people you know to play or do solo runs

[modern schooner]

I suck at solo

And usually randos are ok in this game

[static laurel]

you'll get there eventually

[modern schooner]

I could probably solo bots

But not bugs, which is where this happened

[static laurel]

if you know what you're doing bots are really easy to solo

bugs are slightly more annoying but it's possible

[modern schooner]

I don’t wanna have to shoot all those bugs alone

Actually, can you vehicular manslaughter them

That could be fun

[static laurel]

I was gonna say get fire grenades but you don't have that warbond

[modern schooner]

Tis true

I am technically halfway to another and only have democratic detonation

[static laurel]

steeled veterans is a good contender for second warbond to buy

stay away from truth enforcers

[modern schooner]

That is what I have been told

[static laurel]

good weapons and the best incen grenade

[modern schooner]

Is that the one with the revolver

[static laurel]

yup

[modern schooner]

Hell yeah

I love revolvers in games

[static laurel]

P-4 senator

[modern schooner]

Can’t wait to dome bots from across the map like I’m playing siege again

[modern schooner]

That’s the one

[static laurel]

there's another revolver in the cowboy one

borderline justice I believe it's called

[modern schooner]

The cowboy armor seems fun

If I had a decent secondary

[static laurel]

if you like the senator then get it, the armour passive helps a lot

It also has a laser revolver that I love

[modern schooner]

I think the laser revolver is what my friends use

[static laurel]

LAS-58 talon my beloved

It has less armor pen than the p-4 senator but It works with heatsinks so if you manage your shots it'll never run out of ammo

[modern schooner]

I wish taking the car wasn’t generally a bad idea

I love the car

[static laurel]

the terrain doesn't help the bad driving

[modern schooner]

The first time I got the car I got it flipped upside down in a hole the perfect size for it

[static laurel]

classic

[modern schooner]

And my friend just ran up to me stood on it being sad

[static laurel]

that's like a rite of passage for every helldiver

flip the car

[modern schooner]

And the second time my friend told me I could drift while she was in the gunner thingy, so I immediately tried to drift and smushed her against a wall and kept going

[static laurel]

lmao

"yo watch this sick drift" kills her friend trying to drift

[modern schooner]

“Aight check this shit” “L3 has died”

[static laurel]

then L3 got reinforced and crashed her hellpod into the car

[bitter ridge]

i've tried running over fleshmobs

[modern schooner]

No

She took over driving and then got the car stuck immediately

[static laurel]

that's worse lmao

[modern schooner]

Yes

But when I got another she was really laggy, so sitting in the passenger seat as she drove through entire cities by just sliding in a straight line through everything was funny

[tidal raven]

Since I got all the weapon specific stuff out of the way

I can finally

FINALLY
Play teh legend I want to

[static laurel]

BUG

[tidal raven]

Well I have some left but Reno is a Blaster/Orb legend so I can get these out of the way

[tidal raven]

https://tenor.com/view/ferrymoth-reno-brawlhalla-dancing-gif-27695629

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/pondering-pondering-my-orb-my-orb-orb-pondering-my-pondering-my-orb-orb-gif-24060364

my honest reaction

[tidal raven]

He does ponder his Orbot

[hollow mirage]

THROWING HANDS

throwing hands in the demo feels better than the playtest

I feel like I was landing hits better

[static laurel]

"coward! blimey..."

[hollow mirage]

RAGAMUFFIN

[bitter ridge]

ayo halfsword mentioned

[hollow mirage]

ouch

i've made a grave mistake

[static laurel]

the bells are singing and the crows circling

[modern schooner]

I prefer tomb mistakes myself

[hollow mirage]

the playtest was better, since you could just sorta mess around as whatever class

unless if theres a way I can do that here still

[bitter ridge]

the abyss still does exist, you just have to kill your guy on the main menu

[hollow mirage]

yea that I know

but i mean like

just playing in the arena without this dumb progression system

[bitter ridge]

it's still early access so maybe things will change next time

[hollow mirage]

"i wear red so bad guys cant see me bleed.
this guy has the right idea, he wore the brown pants"

thankfully I still have access to the playtest

its weird how they "made" it so you had to uninstall
but if you never clicked uninstall, you can just go run the exe from the files manually

[sudden elbow]

Any server that wants me to verify my phone on discord in order to send a message can go fuck itself... pissin me off

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-indeed-agree-gif-10704775973441200096

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/htp-hunter-the-parenting-hunter-the-reckoning-wod-world-of-darkness-gif-14680838274887694613

[hollow mirage]

trying to give my Drifter David Bowie eyes.
So many pics have them looking like different colors. I cant tell if one is blue and one is brown, or if its green, or if theyre both green

also there needs to be more makeup options for drifter

[bitter ridge]

ok but consider honse

[hollow mirage]

if only I could make my Drifter look like the Goblin King from Labyrinth.
I NEED THAT HAIR AS AN OPTION PLEASE

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/kitasan-ballin-kitasan-black-balling-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-7548936995737355038

[modern schooner]

Should I uninstall my consciousness from my body now

[grand maple]

Your call, but I personally would (discord is gonna have to pry this outdated version of the app from my cold dead hands)

[static laurel]

that's it. I'm nuking discord HQ

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-mushroom-cloud-atomic-bomb-bomb-boom-gif-4464831

[sudden elbow]

Kokonoé is one of the best designed (visually and mechanically) fighting game characters ever

[bitter ridge]

bold statement

https://tenor.com/view/potemkin-strive-guilty-gear-gangman-style-deepfried-gif-6621456759066760313

clearly ms fortune is better

[lilac inlet]

ms fortune is funny so she wins

• bonus points for pissing everyone off

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ms-fortune-skull-girls-gif-13391421

i love my smug cat

[sudden elbow]

Theres a voice line you can hear if Ms fortune and Cerebella are fighting.

Cerebella will say "You can haz cheesburger." In a taunting way.
Ms Fortune says "Thats racist!"

And its so stupid and I love it

[lilac inlet]

somehow i havent heard this

[sudden elbow]

Its so fucking funny. I think I have it saved as a clip ill have to find it later

[lilac inlet]

hard

here's my advanced summary of the theorycrafting process of borderlands 3

extremely technical

[sudden elbow]

I don't know what an F14 is

[lilac inlet]

fl4

[sudden elbow]

Oh

Still don't know what that is

[lilac inlet]

it's fl4k the missing k was a typo gearbox made and it became a meme

[sudden elbow]

Oh

-# is fl4k the beast tamer guy?

[lilac inlet]

yes

the "pet character" who's a worse pet class than the class with no pet

and a better everything else than everyone* (not all the time)

[sudden elbow]

I feel like that happens often in games

[lilac inlet]

gearbox ai

moze and zane have turrets that simply shoot, moze also has iron cub which has better *damage (not technically though) and leagues better ai than fl4's pets

and amara has a fucking action skill thats not even a pet and is still a better pet than fl4k's

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/world-of-warcraft-dwarf-wow-gif-18892681

[lilac inlet]

all for the low low price of

how

[sudden elbow]

Are they worse than...
-# uhhhhhh deathtrap?
The gaige stand thing

[lilac inlet]

deathtrap actually hits the enemies

damage doesnt even remotely compare to what fl4k's pets do though

i dont just mean like, relative to the game

even with bl3's smaller scaling, they do more damage than dt

[sudden elbow]

I never played fl4k

[lilac inlet]

even with bl2's bloated numbers

[sudden elbow]

Or gaige

[lilac inlet]

these pets can one shot vorac if you translate their bl3 numbers directly to bl2

if you rescale the numbers they can one shot dexi

it's funny

[sudden elbow]

I don't know who any of these people are

I'm hallucinating. One sec

[lilac inlet]

they're both bl2 raid bosses

[sudden elbow]

Dexi is the massive spider looking thing right

[lilac inlet]

yes

[sudden elbow]

Yeahhhhh I remember stuff

[lilac inlet]

and then vorac is a boss sal can barely squeeze by a one shot with but still gets called the most broken vh when amara with no skill points kills that level of hp faster

(it's extremely tight)

except not really

[lusty osprey]

i HATE

[lilac inlet]

cuz thats via a self imposed nerf

[sudden elbow]

Is this terraria?

[lusty osprey]

yes

[sudden elbow]

Peak

Are you the animal crossing person? I forgot

[lusty osprey]

nope

[sudden elbow]

Hmmmmm...

My bad

[neat sleet]

I thought that run was chalked day 1, i had like nothing

AND THEN THE GAME GAVE ME MARIKA'S HAMMER

TO FIGHT HEOLSTOR

So uh i kinda rolled him

[grand maple]

I love that the first thing Dante does after receiving a hat is immediately start dancing, devil may cry 5 is peak

and to be fair, I would do the exact same thing if i were him

[bitter granite]

@tidal raven which commander

[grand maple]

Sol Badguy

[tidal raven]

Hamza

One of my friends just went off about jamza one time very humerous

[bitter granite]

John Benton also fun, draw my friends cards by dealing 30 damage to them

[lilac inlet]

benton

https://tenor.com/view/benson-regular-show-gif-8490277471143439449

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-pose-skips-regular-show-gif-20147552

[lilac inlet]

is there a detailed report, study, and name for the effect when you can comfortably call a game ass and it's still your favorite

[bitter ridge]

So bad it’s good

The room effect if you will

[lilac inlet]

no not bad up front like bad rats or something

[tidal raven]

Then it'd be Niche

Typically a bad (or just mid) game appeals to me cause it tries to do something other games of the genre typically avoid, things that appeal to me alot

Age of Wonders 4 is not the best 4x game by a longshot
However its one of few games in the genre that goes super hard on custom empire creation, a niche I adore

AoW4 is alot more traditional and is in a fantasy setting so I generally like it more than Stellaris

[ornate iron]

I hate you toby fox!!!

Legit though this just shows even more connections between The Knight and Asriel

[reef stag]

nah water cooler is the knight

[ornate iron]

I'm not saying Asriel is the knight come on now 😭

It should be more evidence for Dess tbh cause her and Asriel were friends

[reef stag]

I'm just hoping sans shows up later and has his entire undertale fight copy and pasted
i have no expectations for the knight, just sans

[ornate iron]

Dw sans is gonna show up in asgores dark world and be the exact same but his jacket is red now

[tidal raven]

"im never gonna get do rematches done"

This Jaeyun:

He was
Crazy but I some how pulled off a 2-1
He was very nice too (Atypical Jaeyun player)

My internet shit the bed these matches tho I feel so bad 😭

[stark basin]

anyone wanna do a couple of rounds of nightreign? Ive got some time before lunch

[tidal raven]

Like im not even making lag excuses its actually unplayable for me atm

[modern schooner]

I beat the chapter 3 secret boss

Holy crap that was hard

[stark basin]

I had like 4 wending graces and didnt use a single one

[median yew]

I love ur Ralsei pfp!!

[median yew]

That's sick lmao my friends and I keep running up Enhanced Sentient Pest because it's so cool to fight

They're definitely on the prettier side of bosses especially Gnoster

[stark basin]

i love the everdark soverins

theyre a lot of fun

[karmic epoch]

gamer

[hollow mirage]

[crimson meadow]

Consider: Carol

[modern schooner]

I would be unsurprised if Carol is working with the knight, but I doubt she is the knight

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-7280845142657635823

[glad panther]

That's my roaring knight drawing

[bitter granite]

I asked a AI to make a picture of a Warframe eating, that is in fact not a Warframe

And it’s not eating

[bitter ridge]

Never use AI

[bitter granite]

How else will I get funny off putting images

That are also exactly not what I asked for

[stark basin]

me and gang waiting for the zone to close

[lilac inlet]

the house

[modern schooner]

My everything for super earth

[static laurel]

how are you still alive?
Democracy keeps me alive!

[bitter granite]

Don’t come back, die for us like a real hero

[static laurel]

die to random bullshit like the other cadets

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-salute-gif-7751775976834910481

[modern schooner]

I keep getting dc’d today, so I’m gonna commit vehicular manslaughter on some bugs about it

Oh, my PO is bugs anyways

So I guess that works out

[static laurel]

is the MO over yet?

[modern schooner]

No

Almost

[static laurel]

weird, it's taking them slightly too long

[modern schooner]

But everyone seems to be arguing about whether or not capturing a city is necessary or detrimental instead of liberating the fucking thing

[static laurel]

and that's why we hate the fuckers

they seem to be unable to do what is asked of them

[modern schooner]

That’s all the helldivers meme and video channel has been in the discord for a couple days now

The occasional actual meme or clip and then just people arguing about that

[static laurel]

dear god

thank fuck I didn't join that

[modern schooner]

We could’ve liberated the city and the planet if you’d just fucking fight bugs instead of each other

[static laurel]

stop arguing on discord and start playing the game

[modern schooner]

Exactly

How did this random join my game, I’m on invite only

[static laurel]

but all they do is cry, cry and cry

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-cobra-commander-gi-joe-a-real-american-hero-duel-in-the-devils-cauldron-the-mass-device-gif-17282270

beats me

[modern schooner]

Also, the city is literally named ersatz, that means it is false and only appears real

[static laurel]

high command just gave me another PO against bugs

ain't that fucking lovely

[modern schooner]

damn bugs can't get me now

[static laurel]

stealth

[modern schooner]

The helldivers are under your skin, terminids

[static laurel]

H1 mind telling me what you're doing under the floor?

sir, stealth.

[modern schooner]

Your MOM

[static laurel]

well shit

[modern schooner]

I mean stealth

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-yo-momma-ya-mama-your-mother-gif-8950508997893541739

[sudden elbow]

Holy peak

[near sentinel]

get in the dreadnought

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-40k-dreadnaught-gif-3420657561926638876

[grand maple]

i have a strange and inexplicable urge to roll a ball around and collect things upon its surface

[static laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/katamari-katamari-damacy-we-love-katamari-gif-1240111969308469290

[grand maple]

oh to be a green bean rolling things into balls without a care in the world

[static laurel]

I'd rather do that than pay taxes m8

[modern schooner]

I love the car in helldivers so much

It’s so fun

[static laurel]

aye I wish the terrain wasn't so dogshit in most missions

the FRV is really fun

unless I'm on the wheel

I fucking suck at driving that thing

[cerulean tide]

😭

[grand maple]

that makes it even more fun

[static laurel]

heh get put to sleep

[cerulean tide]

Got bombed

Exploded

[grand maple]

naptime, cyborg ninja

[static laurel]

got tucked into bed and then they dropped a nuke on his forehead

[grand maple]

brother got his anesthesia before getting blown to bits

[bitter ridge]

genji issue

[grand maple]

true (i have not played overwatch in years)

[tidal raven]

"I dont think hes upset by my performance at all"

[tidal raven]

I just realized you got an orb of discord too

What vendetta did they have against you 😭

#1 Genji haters NA

[bitter ridge]

me when people hate the cyborg mosquito

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch-brigitte-dancing-dance-dance-moves-gif-27071668

[grand maple]

Am I supposed to be perpetually belittled for how poor my katamari-rolling is after never having rolled one before? cause evidently we don't ❤️ katamari enough to allow me some time to learn

[near sentinel]

Overwatch 2 is such a good game man

[bitter ridge]

i only play pvai thankfully

[grand maple]

seek help

i mean that in the most genuine way i can

[near sentinel]

I used to be a big OW fan
Back in the OW1 days
But then OW2 came out and then I fell off pretty quickly

And just the direction it’s been going since then
I’m probably never touching that game again

[grand maple]

Completely understandable

[modern schooner]

I should katamari again

[grand maple]

true

[modern schooner]

Tis very therapeutic

[near sentinel]

And I’ve just been praying on OW2’s downfall as well
I don’t need Marvel Rivals to win
I just want to see OW2 fail

[modern schooner]

Would be nice after dying to bots trying to do my first solo mission

I got everything but the main objective done and then died with no reinfs

[grand maple]

Literally any other game can take overwatch's place and I'd be happy cause then Blizzard would lose out on money

[modern schooner]

If I had lived a little longer I would have had a reinf cuz he said I had them again while I was lying there dead in the mission failed screen

[tidal raven]

Sameeee

OW1 was the goat im sorry

Its just a truth of life

And then in blizzard fashion they had to ruin it

[grand maple]

I view overwatch as a similar situation to Destiny 2 to some extent

[tidal raven]

Im in the same boat but only cause I actually like both games

[grand maple]

I dearly love Destiny 2, and it will forever hold a place in my heart don't get me wrong

But I would never recommend someone play it, and I myself haven't played it in a while for a good reason

I cannot in good conscience support Bungie in any way

[tidal raven]

I play alot of games I would never recommend anybody

[static laurel]

Bungie, Blizzard and Activision must burn

[tidal raven]

https://tenor.com/view/ferrymoth-reno-brawlhalla-dancing-gif-27695629

Brawlhalla, Destiny 2, heck Overwatch 1 you had to have a special kind of brain damage to enjoy

[grand maple]

Activision ate Blizzard a while back iirc

[near sentinel]

Really the first strike were the hero redesigns
Most of them were just really not doing it for me
And you can just use the OW1 default looks so it’s in very very minor compared to actual issues
But it’s still worth talking about
They really smoothed out a lot of the details of characters in ways that just made them more generic and boring
And especially a lot of the heroes’ guns just look like plastic toys
The only one I can probably get behind is Orisa

[static laurel]

you're right. I forgot about that

[near sentinel]

And me especially being an artist who is passionate about character design it’s hard to not let it get under my skin

[tidal raven]

I felt the same way
Then Lifeweaver dropped

[grand maple]

They just took what worked with most of the original designs and threw those features into a fire

[tidal raven]

I would do
Anything
For lifeweaver

[near sentinel]

Oh yeah most of the new heroes are….its a mixed bag of inoffensive, and just straight up bad like Hazard, and Freya

Where did the sauce go?

[bitter ridge]

me when brig is made a twig then she is clearly supposed to be buff

[grand maple]

wait they did fucking what to her

[near sentinel]

They been giving Brig ozempic

[tidal raven]

I quit after lifeweaver I gotta see the new ones

Apparently theres this drill girl
One of my friends likes her

[bitter ridge]

venture is a they them

[tidal raven]

Oh!
I was unaware

[grand maple]

they're all mid except maybe Venture, they're cool

[tidal raven]

Which proves my point

[bitter ridge]

rock muncher funny

[near sentinel]

Venture is one of those inoffensive designs but I do not care for their personality

[tidal raven]

Okay
Frejas alr
But also I play Skull Merchant in DBD I know a thirst trap when I see one

[bitter ridge]

why in gods name would you play smerchant

[grand maple]

oh dear gods above you play dbd

[static laurel]

and she's always 3 genning

[tidal raven]

I play alot of games I would recommend nobody else play

[tidal raven]

Copium
Her PTB version was
My fav killer in DBD

Then she got a spiked oily boot and Im in perpetual agony

[bitter ridge]

me when she has a lois grffin fit

[grand maple]

The ONLY situation i'd ever play DBD again is to play with friends

[tidal raven]

Real

[tidal raven]

Thats typically when I play anymore
Used to hard grind it tho

Think gold III was my highest rank at one point

[bitter ridge]

i never got out of bronze myself

[near sentinel]

There was competitive???

[bitter ridge]

the whole game is comp bro

[grand maple]

I used to play Doctor (poorly) before those rankings were added

[near sentinel]

Wow that sounds ass

[tidal raven]

Scrolling through OW2 roster
Hazard jumpscare
"Wth is that"

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/juno-overwatch-thumbs-up-giddy-happy-gif-5928994762802486262

[grand maple]

and i remember all i did was spam the fuckin static blast so i could hold forward at people and maybe hit em

[tidal raven]

No its more like your season level
It never goes down until the season ends and your given BP based on your rano

[near sentinel]

Hazard is an affront to god is what he is

[tidal raven]

OH
OH THIS GUY

See I like lifeweaver cause hes subtle
Hazards trying too hard

[grand maple]

She is the only original character from OW2 i will defend, she's cute

[bitter ridge]

she do be a goober

[tidal raven]

Oh yeah Illari
I like her actually

[bitter ridge]

idk jsut face the sunrise

[tidal raven]

Her clothes qctually fit her theme I really didnt like that about Freja

Juno <3

[near sentinel]

character designs that are like punk, should not be symmetrical, that is a crime
And Hazard commits it to a painful degree

[tidal raven]

Lifeweaver <3

[bitter ridge]

brig is clearly best girl

[grand maple]

Commits to being symmetrical or not being symmetrical?

[near sentinel]

It’s too symmetrical and clean

[tidal raven]

Anytime I see Mauga im reminded of that edited lunch trailer video that makes me go hysterial whenever I see it

[bitter ridge]

mauga sucks to fight

[tidal raven]

Venture <3

[grand maple]

yeah that kinda defeats part of the fun of such a vague and fairly undefined style

[tidal raven]

Whwn you said rock muncher I thought you were joking they literally have a chipped tooth

[near sentinel]

I myself am more of an Orisa enjoyer

[bitter ridge]

orisa is cool but she's no buff woman

[tidal raven]

ORISAAAAA

RAAAAGH!!!

[near sentinel]

She’s literally a horse do you know how strong horses are

[tidal raven]

I HATE HER REWORK BUT ORISA MY BELOVED

[tidal raven]

Nonono
Shes a doggo
Have you seen her sit

[bitter ridge]

ok but can she mace people in the face

[tidal raven]

Orisa >>>>
Tbh tbh

[grand maple]

lemme know if they ever add like fuckin Zangeif or Potemkin to overwatch

[tidal raven]

Okay if your talking about strength
Shes a horse
Made of steel

[tidal raven]

https://tenor.com/view/reinhardt-overwatch-slam-hammer-gif-16154010

[grand maple]

I am well aware of his existence.

[near sentinel]

I’d rather they’d give Rein a Hugo skin
Yes I know Hugo isn’t as iconic but Hugo is German

[grand maple]

I used to enjoy playing him back before they repackaged the game as a sequel to itself

[near sentinel]

It just works

[bitter ridge]

meat sqausher...

[grand maple]

I want to watch clips of people hitting entire competitive teams with fucking HPB

[tidal raven]

Tenderizer...,,,

[tidal raven]

Ahem

[HAMMER DOWN!]

[near sentinel]

They just replace the normal charge sounds with the meat squasher voice line and stomping

[grand maple]

but you see, that hasn't got the visceral feel of scooping up an entire team off the payload and shattering them like windowpanes

With your own bare hands

I wanna watch Genji get fucking heat knuckled outta the air

Or he just gets the Chipp who Jumped treatment

[near sentinel]

Genji should’ve just played zoning game
You don’t jump in when Rein has full meter smh

[grand maple]

he shouldn't have come within pot buster range

and now he'll know why

It'd be really funny if someone rc'd outta HPB's ascent just to hit their opponent with j.D, then they go on to kill with HPB

[loud saffron]

fuck man i woke up with the damned fallout itch again

time to install fnv mods and stop halfway through a playthrough again

[bitter ridge]

nah, just don't play it

[loud saffron]

postponing the prophecy will only make it come back with a vengeance

[grand maple]

true, play it to kill the itch

[lilac inlet]

picking up steam

[bitter ridge]

ass base moment

[misty vector]

where do the stairs even go

[bitter ridge]

waterfall

hard to see with my shaders

[misty vector]

right

[misty vector]

yummers

[bitter granite]

Chat

I’m going after the sleep paralysis demon

[bitter granite]

Chat, I lost