other-games

[torpid grotto]

its not very good for score tho i'd imagine...

which projectile boosting is great for

also the issue i find with hammering the core eject projectiles is that, it seems pretty hard to pull off while you're moving

[kindred orchid]

it is rlly hard to do yeah

i need to like pause my movement to make it work

[kindred orchid]

yeah

when i first tried the weapon i thought it would suck

BOY WAS I WRONG

its goofy as FUCK

[torpid grotto]

its good damage 10000%. i just still dont know the right lineup for it?

like.. im fairly confident slab sawed on is the right pick

but idk if i want slab core eject or not

[drifting kernel]

i kinda wanna mess with pump charge

[kindred orchid]

whiplash is amazing with it

oh yeah the right alts to use it with

if you can make core eject work, pick it ig? its rlly hard to do moving tho

[torpid grotto]

tell me your thoughts on it because my initial impression was that it was sorta.. underwhelming?

[kindred orchid]

i think a full pump charge makes a red explosion

ik you didnt ask me but i noticed that

[torpid grotto]

well yea, but its still feasible enough to just sit still for a hot second and punch it. and also, you don't have to punch it

[kindred orchid]

yeah thats true

[torpid grotto]

does that mean anything?

[kindred orchid]

oh yeah btw it deals only 35 damage to you instead of 50

[kindred orchid]

iirc it deals more damage? either that or its a bigger radius

[torpid grotto]

hmm

might not be worth the self damage tho...

[kindred orchid]

it actually deals LESS self damage than shotgun

which is really funny

puts you at 65 instead of 50 if ur at full

[torpid grotto]

huh!

[kindred orchid]

yeah ik

im loving this weapon so far

i really like using it with whiplash

great synergy

[torpid grotto]

i just found out soldiers take a quarter of the damage from explosions?? 😭😭

[kindred orchid]

huh!

didnt know that

[torpid grotto]

ive literally just been blowing them up every time i see them

[kindred orchid]

im hearing the name of the alt shotgun is the ||jackhammer||

or at least thats what people are calling it

[torpid grotto]

btw, soldiers in brutal difficulty are actually soo bad, they feel like actual soldiers

[torpid grotto]

i like that name i just call it pogo

[kindred orchid]

havent even touched brutal yet lmao

[torpid grotto]

care for spoilers?

[kindred orchid]

nah idc

go ahead

[torpid grotto]

a lot of the enemies are super fast and mobile. aiming at drones is way harder because they dash around so much. soldiers can combat roll

[kindred orchid]

oh my fuck WHAT

the soldiers become dark souls players???? 😧

thats fucking insane lmao

waiting for some madman to p-rank p-2 on brutal

[torpid grotto]

streetcleaners can shoot upwards

[torpid grotto]

it'll be me... eventually

also filth?? theyre like, inferno beetles

[kindred orchid]

good god

i hate streetcleeners thisll just make me hate em more

[torpid grotto]

also did you see the whole, cerberi dash twice in a row and have double the shockwaves thing????

i am genuinely getting my ass kicked on even just layer 2

i cant even imagine layer 7 much less p-1 and p-2

i wouldn't doubt that they brought back the whole just, not being able to parry thing

[bitter granite]

Guess the game

[torpid grotto]

disco elysium

[bitter granite]

No

[kindred orchid]

i am getting my ass walloped on like layers 5+ on violent

[torpid grotto]

thats fair.. act 2 has a learning curve

but im trying to p rank levels as i go

[kindred orchid]

i gave up trying to p-rank everything

ill do that later when im actually good

what do yall think of jumpstart nailgun?

oh and the water conductivity change

[torpid grotto]

its good

when you have the magnets up its a great crowd control tool

[kindred orchid]

(ive accidentally killed myself like 4 times because im not used to it yet lmao)

[kindred orchid]

yeah its great aoe

[torpid grotto]

step 1: cover yourself in oil
step 2: ignite

[kindred orchid]

ngl idk if its just an early judgement but… jumpstart sawblade kinda sucksss

maybe i havent been using it right tho

i only ran it once

[torpid grotto]

doesnt seem so bad to me?

[kindred orchid]

i probably didnt give it a fair shot then

[torpid grotto]

all things considered, even despite knowing his fate is known, i really wanna see a happy end for gabriel

[kindred orchid]

ill def try it more

[kindred orchid]

same

i like gabriel a lot

[torpid grotto]

the act 2 ending was great

[kindred orchid]

agreed

gabriel is a really fun but pretty challenging fight

[torpid grotto]

ive learned to totally destroy him

[kindred orchid]

ive begun to learn how to fight him

im still very bad tho

[torpid grotto]

but uh, i hear in brutal, his overhead spear attack.. can comr from any angle

[torpid grotto]

#1 advice: never hesitate to learn parries its always worth it

i pushed it off so much when i first started playing

[kindred orchid]

ive been learning those actually yeah

parries are fucking excellent im just not amazing at landing them yet

[torpid grotto]

i basically didnt parry until p-1 when i was kinda met with a brick wall and realized like, the game expects you to parry. its built around you parrying

[kindred orchid]

yeah

i need to get better at the tech in this game

parries included

[torpid grotto]

i feel that...

[kindred orchid]

im just not great at video games in general

[torpid grotto]

blue homing projectiles are just such free parries to me but i find it harder to sit down and parry red projectiles.. cause.. its easy to just move out of the way

[kindred orchid]

yeah

[torpid grotto]

but parries are more about survivability than damage

[kindred orchid]

yep

[torpid grotto]

full heal+avoid damage+full stamina iirc

[kindred orchid]

cuz of the healing

yeah

i really love the momentum-based gameplay of the alt shotgun

makes me feel like loader

especially with whiplash

[torpid grotto]

for sure. bottom line, it is a fun weapon..

the key seems to be verticality?

[kindred orchid]

yeah

[torpid grotto]

most conistent way to hit reds from what ive noticed

[kindred orchid]

cuz falling makes it go red

easy way to make it get some bonus damage is whiplash but that isnt the full potential

[torpid grotto]

apparently each level multiplies it by 2.. green is 1x, yellow 2x, red 4x

[kindred orchid]

thats nutty as fuck

wait... the wiki says it deals 3 damage in green

[torpid grotto]

also the core eject projectile is hit scan and can work with coins

[kindred orchid]

sooooooooo

red does 12 fucking damage apparently????????????????

[torpid grotto]

for the record... highest hp any 1 boss has is 200 iirc?

[kindred orchid]

like holy shit?

12 damage is crazy

[torpid grotto]

levithan has 200

[kindred orchid]

that is higher than a plain old railgun shot

railgun can still way outdamage it tho lol

[torpid grotto]

p-1 boss has 130 hp

lol the malicious railcannon outdamages electric by .25

[kindred orchid]

mal rail is so cool

[torpid grotto]

screwdriver does 10.25? 3 impact 7.25 DOT

honestly... i need to learn how to railcoin 😵‍💫

[kindred orchid]

you dont know how to do that?

i say that like im good at it

ive only pulled off a really good railcoin like twice

[torpid grotto]

i know how to, just never bothered to implement it

[kindred orchid]

ah i see

i only try and pull it off during boss fights lol

i cannot railcoin in a normal level lmao

[torpid grotto]

well yeah. can't be too useful otherwise, right?

i.. neglect a lot of coin tech

i generally just launch 4 of them into the air, wait a moment, and shoot with the standard pistol

[kindred orchid]

wait does the momentum from alt shotgun stack like rex's utility

waiiiiiiit

hold on......

[limpid sequoia]

its actually so over

[torpid grotto]

its.. rough 😔

[torpid grotto]

uhm, off topic discussion? ☝️🤓 this is the OTHER games channel. ror2 discussion is here #ror2-discussion 😒

[kindred orchid]

erm what the deuce

[limpid sequoia]

"no i dont have any pronouns"

[kindred orchid]

holy fuck

[limpid sequoia]

lois?

[kindred orchid]

zuppa, it works like i thought it would

hold on

this is ridiculous

[limpid sequoia]

so far i only know how to parry the bomb

literally nothing else

[torpid grotto]

i must know

also, can you parry your own pistol beam?

another thing... cerberi? twice the damage from cannons

[kindred orchid]

if you can manage to land a double hit you get fucking launched

[limpid sequoia]

which weapon are we talking about

pogo?

[torpid grotto]

ok running the math, cannonball against a full health cerberus + whiplashing the cannonball to bring it close + punching the cannonball like a chainsaw will totally kill the cerberus

[kindred orchid]

this is so funny

[torpid grotto]

all of which could be done in like, 3 seconds. as well as about 7 damage in the surrounding radius

[torpid grotto]

lmaooooooo

[limpid sequoia]

wtf is happening

[kindred orchid]

dink dink NYOOOOOOOOOM

[limpid sequoia]

also i love the noises made

[kindred orchid]

this is so fun to fuck with

[torpid grotto]

its actually just such a fun weapon.. i gotta try it against sisyphus

i dont think i wanna fight him on brutal i just dont

[limpid sequoia]

im waiting for ultrakill must die

[kindred orchid]

one dual wield power up and you can get the double dink

[limpid sequoia]

how much damage does a dink deal?

[torpid grotto]

normally i'd see the point in waiting but i feel like, being good at brutal is gonna significantly help me when ultrakill must die comes out, even if i still totally have the floor swept with me

[torpid grotto]

12?

[limpid sequoia]

hold on WHAT

oh i like this

[torpid grotto]

a red dink, 12. a yellow, 6. green, 3

[limpid sequoia]

wait can you use the firestarter to burn the vines

[kindred orchid]

I AM CHAINSAW MAN

[limpid sequoia]

peak gameplay

[torpid grotto]

yknow, i actually think my slab shotgub lineup is gonna work a lot better if i just change it to default pump slab core slab saw??

rn i have it slab core default pump slab saw

and it feels as awkward as youd expect

[limpid sequoia]

its called the jackhammer according to the wiki

im calling it a pogo

[torpid grotto]

core pogo lol

hold on i actually have to go read wtf pump pogo even does

jackhammer cores inherent v1's speed

[kindred orchid]

oh uh speaking of

lemme get the clip

[torpid grotto]

wtf is even happening 😭😭

did you punch 4 cores with 4 different weapons??

what did you even do!!!

[limpid sequoia]

this is so weird😭

[kindred orchid]

nah thats uh

like 30 cores

infinite power ups

i put down a bajillion duel wield power ups and got a lot of jackhammers

[torpid grotto]

lmaoo

[kindred orchid]

HOLY FUCK

okay, so slamming into a jackhammer hit boosts you further

[torpid grotto]

yeah!

[kindred orchid]

god this weapon is fucking incredible

[torpid grotto]

its such a good slab alt...

like, i was just mentioning how i felt like slab pistol wasnt doing too much, and how i appreciate sawblade for being different

well, you dont get much different than jackhammer.

[limpid sequoia]

literally thought it was a railcannon alt from that one photo on twitter

[kindred orchid]

shotgun to jackhammer lmao

yeah its much different

slab revolver was beefy revolver, sawblade launcher just straight up changed the projectiles, and now jackhammer straight up removes projectiles and turns your weapon into a pogo stick

[limpid sequoia]

can you pogo with it
like super fast and all

im hoping to try a lot of things out tomorrow

[kindred orchid]

yeah

[supple bolt]

i love the new alt shotgun

doing a brutal playthrough i am shaking and crying at the new cerberus

[torpid grotto]

nilzer i wanted to personally congratulate you because for some reason the word 'googoofarter' is still sitting in the back of my head

[kindred orchid]

lmfaoooooo

googoofarter nation 💯💯

[atomic spear]

Oh mein gott

Foogoofarten!

[balmy mason]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-chica-fnaf-chica-pg3d-pixel-gun3d-gif-27468336

[shut vapor]

What fallout game is the best to start with because I have heard that new Vegas is the best one but like the best best and also new ultrakill update be like chainsaw man

[wispy loom]

if you're willing to play a single player TTRPG there's fallout 1, banger game

[shut vapor]

Ok

[proud stag]

Omg pixel gun 3D

[lofty glade]

what is the best armor for ranged class before hard mode

[woven frigate]

crimson or necro i think

[small wren]

https://x.com/nintendoamerica/status/1780219598505144668?s=46&t=RkTPyYFSe2SNaliCjCY1pQ

Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) on X

New #IndieWorld Showcase incoming! 💡

Tune in tomorrow, 4/17 at 7am PT for roughly 20 minutes of announcements and updates on indie games headed to #NintendoSwitch in 2024.

Watch live here: https://t.co/jGiccyBhME

Twitter · Apr 16, 2024, 1:00 PM

Ready yer clown suits again

[limpid sequoia]

wonderful

[kindred orchid]

necro armor

[wispy loom]

I love 🤡

[half zinc]

WHOO BOY CANT WAIT TO IGNORE ALL ANNOUNCEMENTS CUZ I JUST WANT SILKSONG AND COMPLAIN WHEN IT DOESNT SHOW UP

[limpid sequoia]

@kindred orchid you might have known this but you can parry rockets with pogo

meaning... you can also parry guttertank rockets

could be very useful on brutal

[tepid solar]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-ego-flashback-ratatouille-gif-22876011

[torpid grotto]

GUH?!?!?

[torpid grotto]

yes!!! because now they dont have a parry window after tripping so they're a lot less punishable

it was so easy to bait 2 parries out of them and they'd be basically dead

[shut vapor]

Last week iii initiative this week clown suits

Also does DRG have upgrades for the classes

[modern schooner]

In the splatoon series, next game that the map crableg capital shows up in it’ll probably be vastly different

Just judging by how hammerhead bridge was

Where it was an under construction bridge in 1, and it returns in 3 as a fully built bridge and vastly different stage

Crableg is an under construction building, so it seems likely it’ll get the same treatment

[neat sleet]

What do you mean? You can upgrade their gear yes, there are armor upgrades too, but as a stretch there are promotions at every 25 levels each

[shut vapor]

Ok

[bitter granite]

I’ll tip you $10-20 for dlc

[neat sleet]

A 70€ armored core 6 was expensive enough, no thanks

[wispy loom]

games being 70€ is atrocious

[bitter granite]

We love inflation

6 more years til $80 games

[wispy loom]

new sseth video in 20 minutes life is good

[bitter granite]

My girl has a minigun, we are so winning

Also has shrapnel grenades, incendiary grenades, and knifes on his hands feet and hidden in her dress

[loud saffron]

holy shit its BB Hood Darkstalkers

[bitter granite]

Except this one turns into Cinderella queen of fighters and taker of life’s

It went from cute to deadly, look what they did to my girl

[bitter granite]

Not conceded

And not female

[wispy loom]

so true!

[loud saffron]

we are never getting a new darkstalkers c:

(the c: is ironic, i am saddened by this state of affairs)

[brazen canopy]

@spark current Destiny 2

[spark current]

One moment

[bitter granite]

My shoe be so cute

[spark current]

Alright

What about destiny

[brazen canopy]

just continue the convo

[spark current]

Oh of lightfall

[brazen canopy]

cause we were in the ror2 discussion

[spark current]

I honestly think lightfall was great besides the story

And maybe season of defiance

[brazen canopy]

i havn't played at all recently so i don't know anything about it

[spark current]

Have you not played lightfall

[brazen canopy]

nope

[spark current]

Dang

You gonna be there for final shape

Shit looks crazy

You can combine subclasses

[brazen canopy]

maybe if i get some more storage for my birthday

[brazen canopy]

WHAT

lightfall costs too mush imo

[spark current]

And have 2 exotics from different classes on at the same time

So I can have stomp33s and ophidians on titan

[brazen canopy]

i just remember I really liked being a hunter

[spark current]

You could run liars handshake synthoceps

[brazen canopy]

i wont play until may probably

[spark current]

You should play right now

[brazen canopy]

so i will probably forget this

[spark current]

If anything

[brazen canopy]

i cant

[spark current]

No storage

[spark current]

Rip

Cause all of the free stuff from into the light is so fire

[bitter granite]

@serene basin I’m a Roland main, help me

Gigantic

Sniper Roland is just too crazy for me to play anyone else

I can’t use the shotgun normally anymore after playing sniper Roland

[brazen canopy]

Destiny 2 was so fun for me mostly cause of the story and PvE but PvP was also fun

and i don't really care if it was pay to win

[half zinc]

agreed!
not for aaa devs tho

[serene basin]

it's over for you

[modern schooner]

So true

[bitter granite]

I’m trying to go back but my body autolocks Roland

I just need another agility character with a high power gun to replace Roland

[serene basin]

beckett for fast

[bitter granite]

Beckett was my main til I touched Roland

Roland is just so much more fun

Also has that range

Haven’t found the drone too useful for sniper setup

Gonna keep messing around with it

[serene basin]

Im like melee guy though tripp and kajir and rutger

[bitter granite]

Ramsey is my second most played rn

Love how many effects he can apply in such a short time

If they don’t have a good escape it’s over for them

Still haven’t found a support I like but gonna run and use Vadasi more

If that fails healing Voden it js

[serene basin]

I haven't played much yet bc of the queues

but xenobia is sick

[limpid sequoia]

Got my hands on a copy.

“Wii Play, Do You?”
-Wii Play

[bitter granite]

Queues were super fast for me yesterday wasn’t have much problem with them

[bitter granite]

Definitely like her just not enough healing for me but her debuffs are super powerful, my friend mains them and we just been taking down groups with them debuffing them all while I start taking names

[shut vapor]

THE hell you talking about

[bitter granite]

Gigantic

[shut vapor]

ok

[limpid sequoia]

https://www.supergiantgames.com/blog/hades2-tech-test-sign-up https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1145350/view/4216006291752116966

Hades 2 tech demo just dropped

[wispy loom]

holy pog

[limpid sequoia]

Humanity peaked when Wii Tanks! Dropped

[neat sleet]

Wii Tanks > every other game

[kindred orchid]

saw that lol

[serene basin]

fast for me too but kept getting the bug

bugs I should say

another person has always left the match queue and having to requeue because it doesn't pop after like 4 minutes

[serene basin]

hop on gigantic rampage edition

[shut vapor]

Do any of DRG's DLC's actually give bonus content that isn't outfits

[atomic spear]

They all give paintjobs

[frozen trail]

https://tenor.com/view/getreal-ultrakill-v1-swordsmachine-wrecked-gif-19225732

We’re my ultrakillers

[limpid sequoia]

we are my ultrakillers?

[frozen trail]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-grammar-fail-gif-21553541

[limpid sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-minor-spelling-mistake-gif-3271834584598412581

[shut vapor]

The real ultrakill is the friends we made along the way

And then killed brutally with the sawd on shotgun

[limpid sequoia]

brutally as in brutal difficulty as in ultrakill reference??!

[shut vapor]

As in gruesome way and I guess it becomes a reference too

[frozen trail]

Alt shotgun is the most addictive thing in a video game I very played

[shut vapor]

Erm actually ir is called ever not very

Also outside of the joke what is the hades 2 technical test is it just you give request if chosen you play Hades 2 and report bugs

[loud saffron]

basically yeah

like a closed alpha/beta

[shut vapor]

Ok

[drifting kernel]

i love how many impact frames it has

[limpid sequoia]

dink (pause)

[drifting kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/ntuni-cat-jump-back-startled-gif-24180810

[shut vapor]

Bro Is over thinking chainsaw with a shotgun and the chainsaw shoots too

Also what good game for ten buck now

[fringe trout]

replaying peak, gonna replay p3r once i finish this game again too

[limpid sequoia]

Lights arnt working so I have to navigate the void in order to play the Wii

[atomic spear]

<@&559786374228738069>

https://tenor.com/view/mods-moderators-ohh-oh-black-gif-27095202

https://tenor.com/view/sus-bro-is-sus-gif-5031868463492442198

https://tenor.com/view/im-dead-dead-bruh-skeleton-dead-bruh-skeleton-dead-im-dead-bruh-gif-26854866

[plush slate]

👍

[atomic spear]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-puro-cute-changed-latex-gif-20144401

https://tenor.com/view/run-bunny-silenthill-blood-deadbydaylight-gif-20672147

average tuesday on discord

[atomic spear]

https://fxtwitter.com/ZETTA_AZNEC/status/1780225376306020648

[drifting kernel]

ror2 in my other games

shame

[zinc nacelle]

i love this

this right here is my favorite thing

i think about this every day. i stay awake not sleeping because i'm thinking about this

[bitter granite]

Marineangemon the only one with their canon size

Fighter Mode and Black should be towering over everyone here

[zinc nacelle]

is that palworld

[spare oak]

Digimon

[bitter ridge]

Raaaaaa

[zinc nacelle]

LMAO

[limpid sequoia]

I’ve been playing billiards for 2 hours. I’ve never been happier

[bitter granite]

Digital Monsters

[hoary thistle]

Weird new Pokémon game.

[shut vapor]

Digimon is the pepsi if Pokémon was Coca-Cola

Also what fallout game is it good to play before watching the show so you can get a understanding of the world and stuff

[bitter granite]

If your insane enough 76, if you are sane 4

[shut vapor]

Ok

[bitter granite]

Besides that timeline is all so can probably watch the show and be fine

[bitter granite]

4 or Las Vegas

[shut vapor]

I have heard a lot of good things about new Vegas but is it the best to start out with

[bitter granite]

Usually it’s between that or 4, up to you which one is more appealing

New Vegas is more story and worldbuilding than 4

That’s all I really know bout it, didn’t play it myself only played 4 and 76

[wispy loom]

if you want a fallout game with actual RPG mechanics and dialogue choices and a good story you can play NV, 4 is mostly an open world shooter with a "story" on the side

[fringe trout]

love to see it

[atomic spear]

imagine a gamer horror movie where ads start appearing
and they keep appearing
more and more
until they flood the sky, the sea
your ceiling at night
ads
ADS

oh wait that's aready real

[onyx loom]

that's probably the plot of several black mirror episodes

[limpid sequoia]

I’ve discovered eye tech

[loud saffron]

the starer

[half zinc]

please undiscover it

[limpid sequoia]

There’s 495,338,913,792 different Mii combinations on the Wii. This doesn't even include colors or positions of elements.

[median yew]

New vegas and 4 imo

Fortunately the show is lore friendly

[bitter granite]

People are downloading 76 just as fast as they are uninstalling it

Don’t know if it’s low tide or high tide rn

[ember vortex]

you can pet the frog in hades 2...

[neat sleet]

A purple portal appears…

[shut vapor]

If I buy new Vegas should it be with or with out DLC's

[limpid sequoia]

ok hi

[torpid grotto]

im assuming all of the flesh prisons eyes are now faces

[limpid sequoia]

wait one moment

let my see if i have clips

[torpid grotto]

if hakita was feeling really mean he would remove the snake's parry frames

but even that.. would be way too much

[limpid sequoia]

ok i do not
there ARE faces but they dont replace the eyes

[torpid grotto]

huh??

like, are just more of them faces than normal

[limpid sequoia]

iirc there were just 2

[torpid grotto]

huh... about the same amount then

[limpid sequoia]

yup

[torpid grotto]

i actually gotta get down to p ranking everything

[limpid sequoia]

the attacks are much faster

[torpid grotto]

still havent gotten used to aiming at drones on controller

[limpid sequoia]

there are fucking millions of those homing shots

[torpid grotto]

good, more to parry

[limpid sequoia]

the virtue beams are much more common

[torpid grotto]

ohh.. yikes

[limpid sequoia]

minos himself is much quicker

honestly the changes are more in health, damage, etc

i didnt notice much difference
also p ranking the levels was harder than p1 lmao

[torpid grotto]

which one was the hardest?

[limpid sequoia]

😭 i hated flesh prison

i guess it can vary but like

i spent a lot of time on the flesh prison

redoing the level my best rank is a b

[torpid grotto]

which level?

[limpid sequoia]

in general

but mostly like 3-1 id say

[torpid grotto]

soldiers are the worst

[limpid sequoia]

soldiers in the crash bandicoot level pissed me the fuck off

[torpid grotto]

lol personally im just not gonna do the secret levels

[limpid sequoia]

oh nah in general

[torpid grotto]

i guess 4-s is the only one that would really matter

[limpid sequoia]

2-s

maybe mirage will have muscles on brutal

[torpid grotto]

have you oiled a door yet

[limpid sequoia]

yurp
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088683517816360993/1229536979365134487/m1vScbx-1s1ES09KAa2ziw.mp4?ex=66300a8b&is=661d958b&hm=5bde9edad6114c3f7a2869fe4b073047310ab7318dd869a5e2b1210253c549a9&

[torpid grotto]

how hard is corpse of king minos

[limpid sequoia]

easy enough

[limpid sequoia]

this was lit my first time doing it lmao

[torpid grotto]

omg i forgot you have to fight his hand lmao

really funny how he takes 5X damage from parries

[bitter granite]

Fallout is usually better with dlc

Fan made and official dlcs

I know fallout 4 has a fanmade dlc that is considered one of the best dlc for the game

Calling it dlc when it’s a mod cause it’s basically a whole dlc

[torpid grotto]

first try :3

[half zinc]

so its peak?

[limpid sequoia]

good job whatt😭

[torpid grotto]

'machine ☝️🤓 turn back NOW 😡🤓'

[limpid sequoia]

yeah hes gay

[torpid grotto]

true its canon

[limpid sequoia]

"turn back now"
reverse psychology

[torpid grotto]

lmao

[torpid grotto]

flesh prison first try

better not get my ass kicked by minos... this could be a p rank

if i seriously p rank him on brutal first try i might cry a bit

[modern schooner]

Not me reading Minos as minors

[torpid grotto]

awwww i got him down to like 10% then died 😭😭😭

[limpid sequoia]

hhhhhhhhhWHHHAT

i had like no problem with minos

[torpid grotto]

parry the flesh prison projectiles. helps a lot

[limpid sequoia]

i forget to parry a lot yea

its clear who the better player is

[neat sleet]

Me >:)
(I don’t even play ultrakill)

[limpid sequoia]

death sentence

[torpid grotto]

bam

p-ranked p-1

i need to lie down 😓

[limpid sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/me-amazes-shrimply-simply-it-gif-11436643752822335539

[torpid grotto]

instakilled the insurrectionist on 4-2 brutal cause why not

i wonder how much v-2 is gonna suck

[limpid sequoia]

did he suck? i havent played act 2 yet

[torpid grotto]

he can dash

[limpid sequoia]

aww hes learning

[torpid grotto]

a little bit harder than usual

[vapid ravine]

Do not let me play Johnny anymore man i'll just do the dumbest things in the training mode

[torpid grotto]

WTF A TURRET JUST SHOT AT ME TWICE

[limpid sequoia]

yeah... they made that change

[torpid grotto]

honestly act 2 kinda feels the same?

i just still hate soldiers

the brutal changes are gonna make the shrimp room and starting room of p-2 suck really bad

[loud saffron]

you must leave the kitchen

[wispy loom]

all that meter for 6H twice

[shut vapor]

in the indie world for Nintendo they announced TMNT splintered fate and it looked great and feels like Hades and it is sad that it is locked on the apple apps store and the switch but it could be really good for pc. It's a rouge-like

[atomic spear]

https://tenor.com/view/bionicle-hafu-another-hafu-original-gif-23417537

okina prime

i ahd to fucking buy that last akarius part lmao

[loud saffron]

wired direct better announce grip 2

[cloud lark]

If anyone is looking for a fun roguelite that isn’t a bullet hell, (and who hasn’t already played it) I’d recommend Dead Cells. The music doesn’t hold a candle to Risk of Rain but the game itself is arguably better.

[serene basin]

never heard of it

[loud saffron]

why are the cells dead
revive them

[drifting kernel]

wtf apoptosis the game

[limpid sequoia]

p-3 on ultrakill must die

not looking forward to that!

[torpid grotto]

i will do it anyways

[limpid sequoia]

same

who wouldnt?!!?

[torpid grotto]

anyone sane

[limpid sequoia]

define sane

[tidal raven]

Havent even played a game of MTG
Already in far too deep

[tidal raven]

Anyone not me

[stark basin]

"The Bone Zone" is crazy

[tidal raven]

I love it
It explains the deck
Suddenly, all the skeletons you spent the game killing have returned, all at once

[proud wren]

most damaging johnny full meter combo

[waxen sierra]

My pawns are less that fucking useless

Also having a sudden epiphany i play a lotta sneaky characters in games…

[kindred orchid]

holy fuck the minos prime theme is incredible

[torpid grotto]

now p-rank him on brutal whiplash only no hit

[crisp field]

Anyone here have gunfire reborn and wanna play sometime

[limpid sequoia]

His name is heartburn

[shut vapor]

Should I go in the bank

[neat sleet]

Every single time i have entered the bank it has ended in disaster
and i’ll fuckin do it again

[shut vapor]

yes

[small wren]

The bank can end up with two results

1. Ded
2. With less flask uses and a lot of stress

[shut vapor]

for some reason the game stopped maybe something with the steam deck

[small wren]

It's usually better to enter the bank on later stages, though, it offers items of one higher tier than the biome it substitutes

I really wouldn't bother with early bank, at all

[shut vapor]

ok

[bitter ridge]

The brewery is the worst biome ngl

[small wren]

This, 100%, besides the unlockables, I don't ever go there and for good reason

[bitter ridge]

I love constantly exploding

[small wren]

And losing a good twenty minutes to a random barrel

[ember vortex]

i'm going to say something controversial and possibly offensive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXWSSiXROvc

this is the best mario kart song

[limpid sequoia]

actually so true

[zinc nacelle]

holy fuck i'm actually liking playing chucky

[bitter ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmS589PmbFE hrm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psIuCn2jVNk

[modern schooner]

My favorite will forever be toad factory from Mario kart Wii

[kindred orchid]

@torpid grotto @limpid sequoia ive been messing with alt shotgun a little, so far the 3 best ways ive found to maximize damage output are slamming, dash jumping and using whiplash

[torpid grotto]

for me whiplash hasnt been getting full damage too often

[kindred orchid]

this is a pretty good video on using the whiplash https://youtu.be/1w4bbiUMySE?si=0YjN4deKWQqARgKS

[kindred orchid]

watch the video its way easier than youd think

[torpid grotto]

ohhh

ok lemme see

ok im just gonna GUESS whiplashing then cancellung it will give a red?

yep. lmaoooo

[kindred orchid]

yeah its surprisingly easy to pull off

[torpid grotto]

2 SHOT HIDEOUS MASS

[kindred orchid]

i still haven’t decided on which shotgun loadout to go with

like which variants are default and which are alt

[kindred orchid]

yeah it’s genuinely insane

[torpid grotto]

guttermen are actually much tougher in brutal.

[kindred orchid]

you can actually get fucking railcannon damage with alt shotgun LMAO

its so nutty

[torpid grotto]

yknow that shield bash attack they do? that cant be parried when they have their shield but after you get rid of their shield its the most free parry ever?

so when you break a gutterman's shield in brutal they get enraged and that little shield bash thing that's normally super exploitable cant be parried

until they calm down at least

[kindred orchid]

oh shit

brutal seems scary

[torpid grotto]

it kinda both is and isn't

[limpid sequoia]

brutal is alright

[kindred orchid]

im just bad at the game

[limpid sequoia]

nah dont say that

[kindred orchid]

chat, i just got a brilliant idea

[torpid grotto]

p-1 isnt as hard as i thought it'd be. but the little stuff?? like, sheer heart attack?? 2-3?? totally kicked my ass!!

[limpid sequoia]

i think nilzer, top polylute/murn fan just got a brilliant idea‼️

[kindred orchid]

i wanna make a youtube video where i beat the entire game with alt shotgun only

[torpid grotto]

that'll work

[limpid sequoia]

i hated 2-3

[torpid grotto]

yes it's SO bad

[kindred orchid]

2-3 was a pain in the ass to p-rank

[torpid grotto]

it's not even the stuff like mindflayers anymore that are threatening it's just the 20 soldiers that spawn because now soldiers will murderalize you 😭😭

[limpid sequoia]

would be even more of a pain in the ass with that one mod

[torpid grotto]

GUH

[kindred orchid]

im not gonna ask

[limpid sequoia]

lmao
that mod is in my top 10 list of things that should not exist

[torpid grotto]

officially supported mod...

[limpid sequoia]

yeah ermmmmmmdwdskm,fc,

[kindred orchid]

OH YEAH

i remember hearing about that before getting into ultrakill and thinking “what weird devs”

[limpid sequoia]

i still think that LMAO

the way i got into ultrakill was so random

[kindred orchid]

dude i fucking adore gianni as gabriel

[limpid sequoia]

some random bulgarian guy dm'd me and said "pirate ultrakill"

[kindred orchid]

not even because funny youtube voice actor his delivery is just fucking incredible

[limpid sequoia]

im being serious
i forget what server i shared with him but i remember his profile picture being the bulgarian coat of arms

[kindred orchid]

weird

i got into ultrakill cuz wafers got it for me

[limpid sequoia]

who?

[kindred orchid]

former rorcordian now polylutecorder

[torpid grotto]

i saw clips of it online and i was like 'damn, looks interesting' then i got it on a sale

[kindred orchid]

he is a really nice dude

was in this server for a while but left

[limpid sequoia]

rip

[torpid grotto]

wait so i know nilzer is relatively new but when did u start playing ultrakill devin

[kindred orchid]

ive since become friend with wafers

[limpid sequoia]

like 2021

[torpid grotto]

which layer was out at that time?

[kindred orchid]

i think i literally started playing last month lmao

[limpid sequoia]

im pretty sure all were out except violence

[torpid grotto]

?!?!

was it that long ago?? 😭😭😭

[limpid sequoia]

it came out 2020

it might have been late 2021 or early 2022

[kindred orchid]

didnt act II update release in like 2022

[limpid sequoia]

yeah

[torpid grotto]

when i first started greed was the highest layer

[limpid sequoia]

august

[kindred orchid]

i was kinda following ultrakill for like a couple years but i never decided to get it

i hate myself for that decision

[limpid sequoia]

why

[kindred orchid]

its so good ayduififjdjfjdudufu

[limpid sequoia]

you have it now

[kindred orchid]

i do and its good

im really curious what they could do for the gold arm

[torpid grotto]

gabriel?

swordsmachine maybe? idk

[limpid sequoia]

i feel like it'll either be incredible or no one in the community would like it

[kindred orchid]

i thought it could be some really big charged punch but now alt shotgun exists

[limpid sequoia]

has to be him

idk where we would fight him tho

def not treachery

[kindred orchid]

what niche could they fill with gold arm

blue is parrying, red is full melee/knockback, green is grapple

[limpid sequoia]

gloop arm

[torpid grotto]

they might scrap the gold arm like they did all the other gold variants

[limpid sequoia]

but it says coming soon idk

[kindred orchid]

id be sad if they did

[limpid sequoia]

they probably would have removed that

[kindred orchid]

yeah

[limpid sequoia]

i also wonder if its going to be like the whiplash where theres a new keybind or if its just another arm you can use

[kindred orchid]

although if they really just cant make a cool thing for the gold arm then its okay if they have to remove it in the end

[torpid grotto]

honestly i wouldn't be too shocked if gabriel ends up being kinda chill with v1 towards the end

[kindred orchid]

i want cool and good weapons not weapons for the sake of weapons

[limpid sequoia]

wasnt that hinted at

i think itll be like that

[torpid grotto]

was it? it just makes sense to me

[kindred orchid]

i mean yeah gabe was like enjoying his fight with V1 by phase 2 of the second encounter

[torpid grotto]

there's nothing left for gabriel to fight for. it's purely a matter of his own will

[limpid sequoia]

"we'll meet again machine" was said in a nice way

[kindred orchid]

V1 kinda “woke him up” and changed his worldview

[limpid sequoia]

maybe we'll find gabriel like dead or something
and we can take his arm

[torpid grotto]

that would be too sad

[limpid sequoia]

well hes dying right

[kindred orchid]

i think gabriel will fight you with respect instead of disdain

itll be like a last hurrah for him

[limpid sequoia]

i honestly dont think we are gonna fight him

[kindred orchid]

i think we will but itll be his choice to fight

or like

[torpid grotto]

he's not gonna be the final final boss right????

[limpid sequoia]

no shot

[kindred orchid]

yknow, he didnt have to but he wants to

[torpid grotto]

well, obviously there's p-3 and all...

[limpid sequoia]

has to be satan or something
i do want to fight god but thats not happening

imagine a "choose your own path" in ultrakill
i do NOT want that to happen

[kindred orchid]

im thinking thats a really huge maybe. im expecting to see him in layer 8

[limpid sequoia]

yeah but not layer 9

i think thats the most likely

[kindred orchid]

id be surprised if they put him in layer 9 but not like disappointed

[torpid grotto]

do y'all think p-3 is even gonna have enemies in it?

[kindred orchid]

i would actually fucking hate it if they put the golden arm at the very end of the game

[limpid sequoia]

v2 prime soul leaked?! he now has FOUR arms‼️

[torpid grotto]

like, how p-2 does

will p-3 even have a prison?

[limpid sequoia]

maybe itll be a buildup like p2 but idk how

[kindred orchid]

the prime soul just cuts to the chase like not even a “this prison to hold me” you just enter the room and theyre sitting there

[limpid sequoia]

maybe its some random ass guy kicking rocks

[kindred orchid]

they broke out ages ago

[kindred orchid]

lmao imagine

MICHAEL PRIME

[limpid sequoia]

i honestly dont think gabriel is unlikely to be a prime soul

he has done a lot of stuff

and if we do find him dead in fraud
there'll be another place to fight him in the p3 sanctum

other-games-theorycrafting

hakita prime

maybe in layer 9 we go to finland?

[kindred orchid]

“oh hey, its been a minute since i saw anyone. ive had nothing to do, so ive been kicking rocks around. how did you even get here? oh yeah, by the way, i want to kill you” and then the fight initiates

[torpid grotto]

yeah, sisyphus was half formed already, minos wasn't formed at all, p-3 could just be fully formed. who would it even be though?

[kindred orchid]

hmm idk

[torpid grotto]

in hindsight 4-4 HEAVILY hints at sisyphus being the prime soul but idk if there even is anything

[kindred orchid]

jesus prime meme becomes a reality

[torpid grotto]

lol

[limpid sequoia]

we only have violence so im not sure

jesus wouldnt be in hell sadly😔

[kindred orchid]

“my father left long ago, and i have been patiently waiting for his return. i suppose you shall serve as entertainment in the meantime”

[limpid sequoia]

ultrakill players when they go to hell

[kindred orchid]

JESUS PRIME

where can i get a REVOLVER⁉️

[torpid grotto]

i think ultrakill god kinda just allowed himself to die in a sort of way

[kindred orchid]

are there any SHOTGUNS or ROCKET LAUNCHERS DOWN HERE⁉️⁉️

[limpid sequoia]

fighting satan would be likely but thats also kinda boring idk

[kindred orchid]

lucifer could be kinda cool actually

[limpid sequoia]

satan didnt commit like 293892 sins either so he wouldnt be a prime soul

[kindred orchid]

fight a fallen angel in the final prime sanctum

[torpid grotto]

fighting satan doesn't seem on par. hell itself is conscious and is the driving force for v-1 to purge everything living

[kindred orchid]

at the end of the game what will V1 even do

[limpid sequoia]

biblically does satan want friends or something?
before he was in hell he was an angel so why do religious people always mention stuff like "temptations of satan" etc

[kindred orchid]

“well, i made it to the bottom. guess ill die”

[limpid sequoia]

is satan even a bad guy lol

[limpid sequoia]

oh righttt maybe we just fight hell itself

[kindred orchid]

are you thinking of lucifer or is my lack of christian lore knowledge showing through

[limpid sequoia]

oh yeah i am lmao

i thought lucifer and satan were the same tbh

[kindred orchid]

nah like lucifer could actually go hard asf as a boss

[limpid sequoia]

i mean lucifer is in the 9th layer of hell

in dantes inferno

[kindred orchid]

maybe gabriel could confront him??? idk

OH WAIT

idea okay listen

so like what if gabriel challenges you to a duel he knows hes going to lose at the end of layer 8

he does it to help you

and at the end of the fight he gives you the last of his power in the form of the golden arm

[torpid grotto]

lucifer wasn't always bad

[kindred orchid]

yeah ik

[torpid grotto]

i love the notes in all of the secret labels

levels...

[limpid sequoia]

lables

maybe we fight like
idk lil nas x in treachery

[torpid grotto]

there's also a book in layer 7 somewhere that's just... i love the way ultrakill lore is written

[kindred orchid]

lmao

[limpid sequoia]

i hate what heaven is in dantes inferno

[kindred orchid]

NAS PRIME

[limpid sequoia]

its just moons and planets like what

also after layer 9 will they even update the game

id rather a dlc instead of an "ultrakill 2" 🤮

[kindred orchid]

do you think some kind of epilogue after you beat layer 9 whichll show like the effects of what V1 and gabriel have done

[torpid grotto]

hakita is too based of a dev for that

[limpid sequoia]

i hate game sequels when the first game was just fine

like for example we do not need a ror3

[kindred orchid]

rorr and ror2 are already peak i dont need another one

[limpid sequoia]

exactly

we just need ror2 updates

not a new game

e.g., minecraft 2 wouldnt work at all

[kindred orchid]

what do you think of an epilogue

[limpid sequoia]

like a playable one?

[kindred orchid]

kinda like how prelude exists

[limpid sequoia]

imagine if u played as gabriel in the end

[kindred orchid]

maybe?? either that or some sort of cutscene

[limpid sequoia]

that could be cool

[kindred orchid]

i just think showing the consequences of V1 and gabriel could be cool

[limpid sequoia]

yea

act 3 seems to be an act thatll expand on the lore quite a lot

[kindred orchid]

yeah

[limpid sequoia]

violence gave a lot

[kindred orchid]

apparently in ultrakills lore gabriel is the main protagonist and V1 is just a critical side character? is this the case?

[limpid sequoia]

i have no clue
that sound a bit weird

i mean v1 isnt some special character or anything

just the guy u play as
so that could make sense

[kindred orchid]

yeah

[wispy loom]

V1 and Gabriel kiss

[kindred orchid]

but also V1 shifted gabriel’s worldview

in gabriels story at least V1 is incredibly important

without V1, gabriel wouldnt kill the council

[limpid sequoia]

please /j

gabriel is kinda just a piss baby in act 1

[kindred orchid]

“machine… i have turned over a new leaf. come forth.” and then they kissed, the end

[limpid sequoia]

v1 just wants fuel though

cant have emotions right

[kindred orchid]

idk how machines work

arent they like, kinda sentient?

they have like organs and everything

[limpid sequoia]

yeah like that

[kindred orchid]

or am i just dumb

[limpid sequoia]

but i dont think v1 wants to do anything else rather than getting fuel

[kindred orchid]

yeah

i dont think V1 is actually driven by much other than getting fuel

[limpid sequoia]

the other machines like the terminals have emotions because they like
do nothing

[kindred orchid]

well

[limpid sequoia]

so eventually they get bored, i guess

[kindred orchid]

V2 maybe as well

V2 has a LOT of character

[limpid sequoia]

https://mothcpu.neocities.org/dect/story

read this

if you havent

[kindred orchid]

okay

[limpid sequoia]

take ur time

[kindred orchid]

good so far

this is cool

[kindred orchid]

that was good

read all of it

[limpid sequoia]

yeah
gives some more insight on v2s character

idk if its canon tho

[kindred orchid]

i like V2 a lot

[limpid sequoia]

at times i feel bad for him

[kindred orchid]

same

i do kinda like the way he is so abruptly killed tho

not in like a "hooray hes gone" kinda way

but like, its interesting

[frosty yoke]

https://youtu.be/R48DEEjyS5k

[limpid sequoia]

yea i agree

[limpid sequoia]

@torpid grotto im doing the secret level

[torpid grotto]

ok just tell me when it happens

ping me

[limpid sequoia]

why is there just a green book here

[terse oasis]

press it

[limpid sequoia]

when i fall into the abyss i hear weird noises

[terse oasis]

idk I’ve never played ultrakill

[limpid sequoia]

wtf am i supposed to do😭

[kindred orchid]

just found the jakito secret

[limpid sequoia]

im the dumbest person alive

[torpid grotto]

have you tried every door

[limpid sequoia]

no

LMAO
IM SO DUMB I SEE A DOOR

okayyy there are enemies

[torpid grotto]

nilzer are you aware of how hilarious this is going to be when it happens

[limpid sequoia]

am i in the library of babel?

theres a trash bin lol

[torpid grotto]

yea and make note of that its gonna be really important later

[limpid sequoia]

p-2 jumpscare
idoled mindflayer

[torpid grotto]

lol true

[limpid sequoia]

okayy red skull placed

wtf

alright i have the blue skull

[wispy loom]

good luck

[limpid sequoia]

what is this long ass cave

[torpid grotto]

😈😈😈😈😈

[limpid sequoia]

THIS IS SO LONG

is it looping?

[drifting kernel]

no

[limpid sequoia]

...

should i continue going or do i have to go back to my checkpoint

[torpid grotto]

ok so to be entirely honest im not even sure what youre talking about

[limpid sequoia]

behind the waterfall

theres this huge fucking cave

[torpid grotto]

theres a thing back there???

[limpid sequoia]

its not ending but theres unique geometry

so its not looping

yeah im going back to the checkpoint lmao

am i softlocked

all the enemies are dead and the door isnt opening lmao

[torpid grotto]

shoot a coin up?

[drifting kernel]

yeah theres a secret

[torpid grotto]

what is it?

[drifting kernel]

waterups

[torpid grotto]

GUH!! WISH I KNEW THAT

[drifting kernel]

nono not powerups

waterfalls hide waterups

[torpid grotto]

what...

[limpid sequoia]

whats a waterup

[drifting kernel]

waterfall but up

[torpid grotto]

guess I'll just check it out myself?

[limpid sequoia]

im so confused

what does that mean'

also i restarted the level and i just got the blue skull back

WTF IS THIS LMAO

[torpid grotto]

[limpid sequoia]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088683517816360993/1230653672506261646/Hx0qx9Ue55TtNGd9-YB_Sg.mp4?ex=6622f70b&is=6621a58b&hm=c79dcee3da1763cbfdccc58c3479633f04b09f016f67ea708b05aa5e3b3d805c&

i just finished 2 rooms

[torpid grotto]

it took me 40 minutes my first time

[limpid sequoia]

are you suggesting you did this again

[torpid grotto]

no...

[limpid sequoia]

thats for your own good lmao

how do i clean the pond

[torpid grotto]

drain

[limpid sequoia]

ah

im almost done..

i did it!

an hour and ten minutes 😭

[torpid grotto]

HWHAT

[kindred orchid]

im on a roll today

also got 4-1 ages ago

so greed is p-ranked on violent

[torpid grotto]

congrats :3

[kindred orchid]

trying to get wrath down

[torpid grotto]

im about to 100% rorr

wrath is a fair bit harder

[kindred orchid]

fucking GOATED im rooting for ya

[cold bridge]

Smh wrong channel

[torpid grotto]

my last one is acrid lol im doing it rn, shouldnt be too hard

[kindred orchid]

acrid is pretty good

[limpid sequoia]

i have like 4 achievements 😭

[torpid grotto]

epidemic has the worst scepter version

[limpid sequoia]

gj
i do not like 4-2 at all

[torpid grotto]

4-2 is annoying but significantly easier if you cheese the insurrectionist

[kindred orchid]

4-3 is worse

[limpid sequoia]

no

[kindred orchid]

hate dark levels

[torpid grotto]

4-3 is fun!

[limpid sequoia]

i p ranked 4-3 2nd try

[kindred orchid]

4-2 is rlly annoying tho yeah

[kindred orchid]

same lol

[torpid grotto]

i did so many torchless 4-3 runs i just know the layout

[limpid sequoia]

yeah me too

[kindred orchid]

4-3 imo is mid imo, right up until the end and it is fucking fantastic

[limpid sequoia]

does the fakeout "something wicked" thing only happen once?

[limpid sequoia]

4-3 is my favorite greed level

[kindred orchid]

i wouldnt dislike 4-3 so much if it wasnt a dark level

i just dont like dark levels

[limpid sequoia]

dark levels arent thaaat bad

[kindred orchid]

the level itself is actually really good

[limpid sequoia]

fuller auto

[torpid grotto]

bosses on brutal have 1.5X the health!!! no wonder!!!

[kindred orchid]

i have an unnecessary disliking towards them

[kindred orchid]

i love that easter egg so much

[limpid sequoia]

bosses like actual bosses

or everything that has once appeared with a healthbar

[torpid grotto]

guh!!! this is huge!!! guttertanks can still be parried and will still trip if theres oil!!!

i didnt even know that 😭😭😭

[kindred orchid]

is it time for jackhammer%

[limpid sequoia]

call it pogo🙄

[kindred orchid]

trueeeee

pogo%

[limpid sequoia]

Vorp

[terse oasis]

The epitome of art

[kindred orchid]

@torpid grotto @limpid sequoia im gonna kms brooooo ITS BEEN NERFED

10 damage is still really fucking good

[limpid sequoia]

fuck you hakita

cooldown too🙄

[kindred orchid]

looks like pogo% wont be free anymore… 😢

wait a minute

[limpid sequoia]

this is very depressing

[kindred orchid]

can it no longer one shot maurices

oh no

[limpid sequoia]

thats what im saying

[kindred orchid]

oh god no

just the thought of losing the maurice trump card scares me

ill have to test it later

[limpid sequoia]

as compensation i require layer 8 right now

[kindred orchid]

you cant just nerf the pogo and not expect consequences

pogo gang is coming, hakita 😈

[limpid sequoia]

i disliked the change

[kindred orchid]

and lets just say, we know how to go fast

[limpid sequoia]

that'll show him😤

lmao this was really funny when it first happened

[torpid grotto]

😭😭😭

its still good whatever

[limpid sequoia]

alright listen
1 red hit from pogo
then 1 shot from slab
boom dead maurice

that should work

[torpid grotto]

THERE'S A HARD MODE FOR 7-S nuh uh nuh uh NO WAY

[orchid idol]

I still wanna know how the fuck blood practically stopped functioning

And no one caught that in testing

[torpid grotto]

THEY NERFED THE HIDEOUS MASS HARPOON YEEESSSS

[limpid sequoia]

hakita is so extra

why the crossout in the changelog🙄

[torpid grotto]

oh and they nerfed cerberus dash yippee

after i already p-ranked virtually everything 💀

[limpid sequoia]

um?

[torpid grotto]

uhhh dw about it

[limpid sequoia]

i hate you

[torpid grotto]

it's.. a weird tech

[limpid sequoia]

does it have to do with rocket launchers

[torpid grotto]

yep!

[limpid sequoia]

oh lmao

fup that

🤣🤣🤣

[kindred orchid]

yeah i know….

im still sad

[limpid sequoia]

hey nilzer
are you a tech extremist

[kindred orchid]

absolutely not lol

[limpid sequoia]

do you wear zara clothing?

[kindred orchid]

i don’t know how to do like half the tech in this game

[kindred orchid]

what

[limpid sequoia]

and do you import a stable supply of genetically modified cashmere to central mongolia

[kindred orchid]

???

[limpid sequoia]

smh

[torpid grotto]

i got to the end of the really long cave you were talking about earlier and it turns out you need a red skull and i didnt bring a red skull 😭😭😭😭

[limpid sequoia]

how long is it

it seemed impossibly long

[torpid grotto]

its pretty long

idk how im supposed to get the skull either?

i figured... something out

if you want a hint then uhh: ||try vacuuming the green book||

[limpid sequoia]

oh my goddd

thats what it is

[kindred orchid]

alt shotgun nerf is rlly tragic but its still good

[drifting kernel]

And then play luigis mansion

[kindred orchid]

OKAY IT STILL ONE SHOTS MAURICE

@limpid sequoia jackhammer gang still has hope

[limpid sequoia]

POGO!! ITS POGO!!!

😔

[torpid grotto]

waterups... yeah ok

[kindred orchid]

its still very good

thank god