other-games

[lime current]

gah damn

[atomic spear]

couple cool items left

[proud wren]

so true king

[spare oak]

🤝

[proud wren]

what about ||arquebus baltues|| tho 👀

[spare oak]

Arquebus made him worse

The pca knew what they were doing

[proud wren]

i tried fighting him with the uhh moonlight blade and the laser lance

did NOT go well at all

[spare oak]

Seriously, the second one was such a juxtaposition in challenge

[proud wren]

so naturally i switched to the good ol pilebunker and stun needle

[spare oak]

He has worse weapons

[proud wren]

? no he doesn't

the missiles are so easy to dodge

and his fire attacks in phase two are easy peasy as long as you're paying attention

[fervent tapir]

arq balteus’ whole gimmick is just shooting the ac6 classic ™️ fuck you laser and making you stagger
if he can’t land it it’s a really chill fight

[proud wren]

true

i gotta beat the game two more times to see the other final bosses

||walter ||was kind of lame cause pilebunker 2 strong

[fervent tapir]

didn’t even realize that he was the final boss

until I killed him

[spare oak]

I feel so bad for him. He didn’t deserve to go

Also he was the only standard AC final boss

[proud wren]

fellow mordhau enjoyer 🙏

[tidal raven]

Games great

[proud wren]

it is but the devs are horseshit

[tidal raven]

I suck but im still having the time of my life fuckin around

[proud wren]

mordhau becomes marginally more fun if you actually git gud

most of the fun is just fucking around

i have a player class that is literally just micheal jackson

[tidal raven]

Im trying to get better inbetween all the goofing around

[proud wren]

that's good

[tidal raven]

Ah yes
Dodge + 1 or no armor

[proud wren]

i got one of my friends to play the game and i eventually stopped playing but he just kept going

he has like 1200 hours and i have like 317

[tidal raven]

Nice

[proud wren]

dodge is a shitty perk 90% of the time

not worth

[tidal raven]

Maybe
I cannot play without it

[proud wren]

you need to learn how to

because dodge really is not worth

[tidal raven]

Holding back to dodge then jumping just fucks me up

I need to learn how to play in third person so I can do that weaving shit

[proud wren]

nah you don't need to do that

i've always played in first person it's completely viable

you don't really need to do it to get better but it's certainly better than first person

my robin class is a masterpiece dont' you agree

[tidal raven]

Most people do
But ive started watching this dude and
Man third person helps so much with information
Especially when your dragging your camera around to shorten or delay attacks

[proud wren]

oh fist fighting?

[tidal raven]

Amazing
Wish I took a pic of my "Fisting Knight"

[proud wren]

fist fighting is WAY different than sword fighting

[tidal raven]

It is
Very different

[proud wren]

fist fighting is fun asf tho

[tidal raven]

As I could tell from dueling in MFC

[proud wren]

im pretty good at it myself and it's very fun

[tidal raven]

Seems like a cool side thing
Inbetween bloodyingmy Partisan (with my own blood)

[proud wren]

you don't have to deal with major league sweats doing bey blades and weird drags and wessexs

fist only is like THE fist fighting guy

i've met him in game once and he beat my ass when i had a sword

[tidal raven]

Idk
This dude, "i'm learning" after seeing me suck at fist fighting just resorted to ultra instincting my attacks
I hadnt felt geniune fear until that moment

[proud wren]

yea dodging looks hard but it's pretty easy to get a hang of

basically duck for high swings, and look diagonally for stabs

[tidal raven]

I bet
Its really disorenting if your not used to it tho

[proud wren]

and for fist fighting you just have to crane your head up 90 degrees

that'll make your characters torso lean back which is enough to get out of the punch range

in good fistfighting you have to utilize p much every trick you can to beat the other person

dodging, baiting, footwork, accels, drags, thrusts

[tidal raven]

When fighting someone with a weapon with fists
You just gotta turn your spine into a joystick

[proud wren]

exactly

fighting someone with a weapon is all up to how well you can dodge

since you can't block

idk what fistonly says but don't use dodge perk in fistfighting either cause you really need the stamina

only use it if you're really good i'd assume

[tidal raven]

Really?
He says in that very guide dodge is crucial

[proud wren]

huh weird

i haven't watched any of his videos so i wouldn't know

[tidal raven]

If your using no armor for max speed (which you are as fists) atleast

[balmy mason]

ap us history more like

[proud wren]

full armor tank can be fine too but you have to know what you're doing

[balmy mason]

i wanna eat drywall

[proud wren]

dodge seems so unnecesary

cause you can just turn around and sprint

i've never used it and have never once considered using it

[tidal raven]

Whenever I get back on I gotta do the tutorial again
Get a refresher on things like Riptoses

[proud wren]

you aren't a true mordhau player if you don't have a thugshaker class

[proud wren]

is he talking about fist fighting an armed guy or another fist fighter

[tidal raven]

Armed

[proud wren]

oh ok that makes sense then

if you're fighting another fistfighter then dodge shouldn't be too crucial

[tidal raven]

Its a different guide
But its a prequel to that guide
https://youtu.be/NTHimzXc6VQ

[proud wren]

imo don't try and fistfight armed people just try and duel other fistfighters

cause then you just get clowned on way more than usual and not very fun

[tidal raven]

I usually dont

Unless the server just decides its fisting time
Which never happens

[proud wren]

what servers do you usually play on

[tidal raven]

I originally used quick play
But ive started just going into brawl severs after realizing they can give you gold

[proud wren]

yea they can

my favorite for dueling in general not just fist fights was dan duels

dan's duels i mean

[tidal raven]

Dan duels is still active I think

[proud wren]

dan's duels is pretty well known around the mordhau community

yea it should be back when i played it was still hitting like 30 people

[tidal raven]

Ive considered visiting [Beginner friendly] duel servers
But a brawl server where some people are temaing up and memeing felt more me

[proud wren]

yes absolutely

[tidal raven]

Idk why
But everyone would team up against this one dude
Helped by just beating him with a lute before playing a tune again

[proud wren]

dan's duels is pretty meme-y but it's only sometimes really

there's this one guy named the dwarf slayer and there's always a bunch of dwarves fighting him

[tidal raven]

I mostly like meming in my loadouts
And acting like its 100% serious in my gameplay

[tidal raven]

Based dwarf slayer

My main loadout is this dude with a heavy helmet and leggings
But no shirt on what so ever
And theyre bright yellow and blue
Just act like its normal lmao

I need to make a build thats scav + mule with no weapons and a shit ton of perks

[bitter granite]

Only Alpha Vilgiants to get MVP

Alpha variant isn’t that good but god damn does the ult do damage and charge fast

[proud wren]

my main loadout is a hogrider

unironically my best class because he uses a sledgehammer instead of a maul

[tidal raven]

Lmao

[proud wren]

the sledgehammer is such an easy dueling weapon

[tidal raven]

I really like using the Partisan

Cause it looks cool

I wish I could make a really heavy armored knight
With a pan

[proud wren]

if you simply trade hits through blocking then their stamina will run out

[proud wren]

the spear is cooler because of one skin

the champion's spear or whatever it's called

[tidal raven]

I dont have any of the skins I wouldnt knoe

[proud wren]

you can look at them w/o owning them

ill show you the skin rq

[tidal raven]

Ooooh
Nice

[proud wren]

very

downside is that it costs a lot

it costs about 40k

[tidal raven]

Ooof

I also like 1 handed spear w shield

[proud wren]

i make the spear black and gold most of the time

[tidal raven]

I need to change up the colors of my weapons

[proud wren]

fits nicely with this little fella

[tidal raven]

Alot of my loadouts and favorite weapons are "I think this thing is cool"

With the exception of the monk
Who runs the battlestaff cause being unable to block, outside of duels, is a nightmare

[proud wren]

battlestaff?

you mean quarterstaff?

[tidal raven]

Yeah

[proud wren]

quarterstaff is funny cause it's really fast

but the best weapon of them all is the frying pan

[tidal raven]

Quarterstaff
Fits the monk aestetic
But is also an actual weapon

[proud wren]

people who are good with the frying pan are like unfightable

[tidal raven]

Ikr
Its what my peasant loadout has

2 pans
1 to throw

[proud wren]

my favorite weapons are the axe & shield, battle axe, longsword, and the messer

all are very strong weapons

[tidal raven]

When it comes to medival weaponry
I enjoy polearms of different kinds, like the Billhook and Partisan
Some 1 handed blunt weapons I like, like the Warhammer
And smaller shields like the targe

[proud wren]

i've never tried billhook but seems good

the poleaxe and polehammer are both quite popular i'd give them a try

the spear is like a better version of the partisan because it has the alternate mode

[tidal raven]

Wanna try the rapier more
Why I played the default trapper merc

[proud wren]

the spear's long mode is good at poking in teamfights and dragging stabs

[tidal raven]

Just need to unlock it

[proud wren]

and the short mode is really fucking fast if you do a kick before it

[tidal raven]

Is that what that is?

[proud wren]

yea it's really weird to fight against

it kinda moves around your face until the last second

[tidal raven]

I know it has an alt mode
I never understood he differences tho

[proud wren]

one is long and slow, one is short and fast

[tidal raven]

I like the ability to use the pointy end on some polearms
Bet that hurts

[tidal raven]

Is that why I feel like the range of my attacks feels too low

[proud wren]

if you didn't know, doing a kick and then a swing/stab makes it faster

[proud wren]

if you were using alt version, then yes

[tidal raven]

Yeah, so you can counterattack when you open the opponet up with the kick

[proud wren]

yea

a good mix up though is to run up and jump as if you were going to kick, but don't actually kick

this makes the person either block or kick in response and you can get a hit in

but if you're too close you can get hit by their kick

ofc this might not work against higher level players cause they've seen all sorts of shit

[fervent tapir]

d

wrong vid

[proud wren]

and a good thing to do is to make a pattern of what you're doing in a fight, but then break the pattern

[fervent tapir]

loud warning i guess

[proud wren]

this can catch someone off guard and let you get a hit

[tidal raven]

You'd think id pick up on stuff thats been pulled against mr

Ive seen people jump and swing instead of kicking

[proud wren]

yea that's a thing too

i liked to jump and drag stab when i mained the spear

or jump and feint stab

with mordhau you have to be as unpredictable as possible

[tidal raven]

As a fighting game fan
This layered mind fuckery is nothing new to me lol

I still eat it all but ive heard of stuff like it before

I have got to feint
Theres a whole button for it that I never use

[proud wren]

yea it takes a while to get used to all the mind games

the best counter against a feint is a chamber

if you chamber their attack but they feint, then they get hit by you

[proud wren]

be sure not to spam feints

[tidal raven]

It comsumes stamina

And you can become predictable

[proud wren]

it can easily get lower players but won't work on anyone with a brain

[tidal raven]

(Everyone who still plays Mordhau)

[proud wren]

yea and feint spamming is seen as very scummy

there's still some who don't know

but yeah 80% of the game is seasoned payers

[tidal raven]

You know
Now that I think about it
I dont see feints alot in pvp
Atleast as much as id epect

[proud wren]

yea feints just aren't all that great

they aren't super flexible

[tidal raven]

When you have drags and accels
Yeah

[proud wren]

morphs are way more flexible and capable of catching a high level player off guard

[tidal raven]

And Morphs

Which I also dont use

[proud wren]

you can feinta dragon and accel yknow

drags

feints are basically just bottom of the barrel stuff

[tidal raven]

Dragon?
Never heard of that one

[proud wren]

i meant drags

also one thing to note

[tidal raven]

I know
Im jokin

[proud wren]

if you move your move in very small amounts, your swing sensitivity goes way up

if you move it a lot though, the sensitivity goes way down

[tidal raven]

Move your camera in small amounts?

[proud wren]

yes

[tidal raven]

Oh, good to know
Bit weird of a mechanic

[proud wren]

you don't really ahve to do that

but like treat it like you have 25k dpi yknow what i mean

don't move your mouse a whole lot, move it slowly

[tidal raven]

I go "Oh accel"
Click m1
Then immedietly try to line my sword up with the other person

Then swing the other direciton and drag instead

[proud wren]

the really easy accels make you just put the person just out of your eyesight

idk too much about good accels, i just imagine you actually move the mouse with the swing to make it less predictable

drags are much easier than accels imo

[tidal raven]

My recent intrest in Mordhau has the most bizzare backstory
Was writing down the combat mechanics to a game idea
Then remembered Mordhau
Realized I was an epic hoarder and decided to give it a whirl
Noe here I am, being of the knights from the shrek boxing scene

[tidal raven]

I feel like they'd both be easier
But idk I dont ever do them successfully

[fervent tapir]

but he refused

[proud wren]

with a drag you just have to move your mouse away from the opponent quickly

but don't go too far otherwise you just won't hit

and also you have to account for footowork cause they can just move out of range

[tidal raven]

Man
Chiv 2 looks so fun
But creating bizzare characters keeps me playing Mordhau

[proud wren]

trust me chiv 2 isn't nearly as good as mordhau

chiv 2 isn't nearly as goofy

[tidal raven]

That too

Stuff like being able to block instead of just parrying would be nice
But still
Mordhau has that charm

[proper hatch]

Always gamble in mordhau

95% of gamblers quit just before they hit it big

and it makes certain people very angry

[proud wren]

yea people hate gamblers

it's funny tho

[tidal raven]

I like watching DBFZ
Taking gambles is in my blood
Sometimes you gotta just swing when your met with that 17 way schmix

[half zinc]

from the dude who made dusk and iron lung

[digital hamlet]

wait it just got put on steam?

[proud wren]

best game description of all time

[half zinc]

ue

[balmy mason]

its really accurate as well

they left out the identity of the corpse but thats about it

anyways youtube shuffle granted me a fire workout playlist

[crystal field]

https://youtu.be/Cz6Nv0QiXoc?si=DTRoXKTSqp9U2tcE

[balmy mason]

shoutout to only anime and video game music for appearing

[crystal field]

apparently this game was made all by one dude so like thats pretty impressive

[wispy loom]

yeah for the most part Altdorf works alone

[iron rain]

The sheer terror i feel for gearbox

[wispy loom]

what's up with gearbox

[iron rain]

Heard it's selling itself

You know what that means

[wispy loom]

ain't no way

[iron rain]

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1701207986851520545

IGN (@IGN)

Gearbox, the U.S. game company behind the Borderlands series, is reportedly up for sale. https://t.co/NHd8R3AgwF

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You already know how it can go

[crystal field]

meh they dont even make anything good so

they only have borderlands

[iron rain]

Yes, but
You can practically say goodbye to RoR 2 DLC's

[crystal field]

oh yea forgot they own ror now

[iron rain]

Sad that two games made them bankrupt
But considering the current state of triple A gaming, it's not that surprising

[balmy mason]

amen

if you dont make absolute pay to win in app purchase hell battle pass gameplay you cant make a profit

[iron rain]

You either fail and go bankrupt or succeed and barely make up for what funds you used on the game

[iron rain]

Or that

[vestal stirrup]

idk how those things work but im reading its the parent company that owns gearbox thats fucked up, so how does it impact gearbox?

[warm maple]

I'll buy that for a doller

[half zinc]

what games were they?

[half zinc]

also, the full story is that embracer lost a major investor, leading to them having to heavily scale back. now they are looking to sell gearbox, while gearbox is also looking into becoming independent

also, these are rumors at the moment

[iron rain]

That's what i heard, my info are obviously not 100%

I don't even know which games gearbox has besides ror and borderlands lol

[half zinc]

i mean, borderlands 3 did ridiculously well, wonderlands did as well as anyone could expect

[half zinc]

the only games i can think of relate to embracer, with saints row and gollum

[iron rain]

eeh, in my eyes b3 just doesn't do it for me, but it's not the topic currently

[iron rain]

oh saints row was definitely a flop

[half zinc]

but it sold like 20 million copies and was critically well recieved

[iron rain]

mb for pings btw

[half zinc]

i dont care

sry if i disturbed you with pings

[iron rain]

It's more of the game itself rather than how well it sold, by what i heard and seen, it's worse than b2 in both story and lore

also it's alr, i dont care about pings either

[half zinc]

gearbox's most recent title is remnant 2, which also did well

[half zinc]

yeah bl3 sucks with story and writing, but the gameplay was excellent

[iron rain]

Would've been a great game if the people who worked on bl2's story also did bl3's

[iron rain]

I'll just hope that gearbox becomes independent
if it actually gets sold, then that's a grave

[half zinc]

i feel the most likely contender for purchasing gearbox is 2k

i mean 2k already publishes borderlands so

[iron rain]

would make sense probably

[half zinc]

again the gearbox thing is still just a rumour

the studio is one of embracers best cards, i dont see why they would sell it

[atomic spear]

so what does that mean for ror2?

are we back to square one on despair?

[median yew]

The sad truth

[half zinc]

at worst, it would be a delay.

[bitter granite]

2K sold them to embracer

[half zinc]

no. 2k simply published many of their games

they still do actually

[static dragon]

you should consider that embracer is absolutely screwed on the short term, and theyre doing that for a Lot of things

Embracer's plan to make money never made sense when it comes to simply making money by selling games and owning studios that make them.

The big key to their profit scheme was bullshit like ESG fund. And many of said funds, most notably ESG, stopped being a thing recently

[onyx loom]

the only gameplay issue i have with bl3 is that legendaries are a little too frequent

i like getting a lot of legendaries but the big orange ping gets slightly less exciting when you're seeing it every two minutes

[digital hamlet]

Don’t believe everything you see on the internet

[balmy mason]

yeah

[lime current]

lmfao what

[novel harness]

If this isn't permitted lmk and I'll delete, but I'd like to share a video of my game with you guys, RoR2 is one of the inspirations for it, as it has a lot of rng items and stackable buffs as well. https://youtu.be/I4ID-oaE5Yg

[atomic spear]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1701634419092607039

kriswolfheart.bsky.social (@KrisWolfheart)

Unity is making this real

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[digital hamlet]

#roles if you want it to embed :)

[shell tree]

oh yeah the unity runtime fee tax... smh.

[lime current]

i dont know shit of whats happening but whatever it looks fun

pretty good tbh

[balmy mason]

i read the new chainsaw man chapter before i went to sleep and i just had it appear in my brain again

part 2 is peak 🥶

[warm maple]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/1701660914603131217

[mystic bluff]

Chainsaw Man is like if psychosis was a manga and it was published by Shonen Jump

Like if Jujutsu Kaisen had a child with a xenomorph and the concept of necrosis

[proud wren]

ayo new one??

[proud wren]

clearly you haven't read fire punch

[balmy mason]

its a chapter

[loud saffron]

fire punch is the manga equivalent of having a benadryl overdose fever dream of your memories before you die

[lime current]

what

[balmy mason]

i think if i read fire punch my brain would just implode

[proud wren]

you really should tho

[balmy mason]

i think im fine with not reading fire punch

[proud wren]

it's like 80 chapters

[balmy mason]

i've seen the angi face and thats all i ever need to see

[proud wren]

this one?

[balmy mason]

of course

[proud wren]

yea he's a little goofy goober sometimes

[mystic bluff]

Okay that actually look like one of my hallucinatons

Wtf

[proud wren]

yea if you think CSM is bad then you've never seen firepunch

[mystic bluff]

I prefer this mug i think

[bitter granite]

The game

[proud wren]

w h a t

[balmy mason]

why

[mystic bluff]

Because Apple is obsessed with forcing a dick measuring contest with Samsung

[lime current]

yes

[mystic bluff]

<-- Apple user btw

[lime current]

unfortunately for them apple sucks ass and anything android is better tbh

well, not EVERYTHING but you get the idea

[balmy mason]

apple is good besides the things that are bad

[lime current]

yeah

[balmy mason]

nah but the lifespan on apple products suck

anyways i gotta go or else imma miss my run

[mystic bluff]

I dont care about the smartphone war, it feels the exact same as the console wars except the people act 12 whilst actually being 24, instead of acting 12 whilst being 12

[lime current]

fish live longer on land than apple products live

[balmy mason]

true

[mystic bluff]

Like i'm sorry, if you give that much of a shit about what phone other people use, you need to hit puberty again for good measure or something idk

I mean, puberty in your 20s kinda dope but

[lime current]

exactly, people argue over ps or xbox but they both suck ass

like get a pc if youre going to complain like that lmfao

[obtuse copper]

this goes hard tbh

[proud wren]

way too true

[lime current]

yes

[mystic bluff]

Neither have any games so 🤷‍♀️

[lime current]

lol

they got console exclusives, but then again its consoles exclusives, they are all on pc

[proud wren]

bloodborne moment

[near sentinel]

the unity changes are shit but these greentexts are hilarious

[drifting kernel]

4 years old

[lime current]

dawg what

[loud saffron]

trollonomics
also a dash of prophecy

[digital hamlet]

this satirical attempt to justify piracy does not account for the fact that you cannot own more than one license for a game
were you to distribute free downloads for the game to a million people, they would in fact be losing money

[near sentinel]

this will only negatively impact indie devs let's get real

[lime current]

rip

[digital hamlet]

yes, because the scale of piracy does not reach anywhere near that level

[near sentinel]

also it applies to demo's of games made with Unity afaik
double whammy

[lime current]

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

[lime current]

lol

[spare oak]

The thing is, this is now reality

[drifting kernel]

yep

[near sentinel]

the unity thing also applies to via web browser

[solid shoal]

Yeah the unity thing is gonna suck

Also what if someone uninstalls and reinstalls the game

several times

[near sentinel]

multiple charges

[solid shoal]

Unity says they have "a system" to detect fake installs but they're not allowed to disclose the system because it's proprietary info

So it's literally just "trust me bro"

[lime current]

damn

[solid shoal]

"Selling a copy of your game gives you fixed income - with potentially infinite cost" -A wise person

or something similar you get the gist

[solid shoal]

Update: Unity has outright stated that they're gonna charge for each install

You can uninstall and reinstall the game and it'll charge both times

[proud wren]

i really hope EA makes some games on unity

[solid shoal]

twould be hilarious

[drifting kernel]

oh and make them free to download

[digital hamlet]

i can imagine no way that this could be used to make real people lose money for doing nothing wrong

[drifting kernel]

Yep they’re already backpedaling

Apparently now its initial install for charges, and demos no longer count, but gamepass and stuff still isn’t off the hook

[near sentinel]

lmao
it never ceases to amaze me how disconnected from reality execs are

[ripe leaf]

remembered more maps than i expected to

[crisp hound]

baldurs gate is really fun

[half zinc]

hapy borthday stem

[balmy mason]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/821155203805610015/1126315794100408411/togif.gif

actually iirc i have a foxy plushy somewhere

[analog crypt]

Me

[gritty summit]

reposting to show my cat enjoying stardew

[dusk condor]

She likes to farm.

[gritty summit]

she watches the pig

[analog crypt]

Hungry

[royal warren]

if its just first install its inconsequential

its 5 cents per install at that point, roughly just 5 cents per purchase.

It's clear they just wanted to design a way to ask for royalties that target 'whaling games', because this is meant to make infinite money off of stuff that doesnt even make money from most users, like mobile games, while being able to generate potentially infinite money off of the same title in an obtuse way where due to the existance of whales within the ecosystem pumping the number up to the threshold, other casual people in the userbase who enter in end up netting unity a small share of money even though those extra users dont actually put any money in

its really bizarre versus a flat 5 cents per purchase

its like they wanted to obfuscate the fact that they wanted to gouge those sorts of titles I listed or something because i can't see any other reason why its not just a flat fee per purchase

[ripe leaf]

the whole thing is just really weird and could be terrible for indie devs too

[royal warren]

i mean the fact that its hard to predict i think is the sticking point

if it was a flat 5 cents per purchase that they could organize taking out of like the storefronts automatically then it'd be more agreeable

[digital hamlet]

It could be terrible for literally anyone, because there’s no limitation for the amount of times you can reinstall
“Haha now that I own the game I am going to set up a bot to make you lose your life savings”
(Please tell me this can’t happen)

[royal warren]

also its literally impossible to charge for games made in older versions of unity unless they were sneaking telemetry into those versions or something?

I have no idea how they expect this to work

Steam already takes like 30% or some large cut

unity could have 5 cents (ONCE PER PURCHASE)

[solid shoal]

You can prob still mess with systems to install for the first time, multiple times

[digital hamlet]

If it can happen I am going to take dee’’s advice and go learn game maker instead

[royal warren]

all hardware changes can incur a first time install due to the system being recognized as different

even if you dont re-install it after( ? )

[gritty summit]

unity did a trust me bro

[royal warren]

the problem is if that telemetry call is cracked there's no reason why you couldn't make a shell script that sends a ton of install signals. You'd hope they could detect that since they claim to have fraud prevention but without describing whats going on it doesnt instill confidence

[digital hamlet]

Crappy social media manager
Who lets “you can appreciate that we won’t go into detail” through

[royal warren]

not to throw fire on the flames but you did see the tweet chain where they copy pasted the same response 6 times in a row right

[digital hamlet]

💀

I hadn’t

[solid shoal]

I forget, is RoR on Unity

[digital hamlet]

Ror2 is

[ripe leaf]

surely…

[royal warren]

ror2 is , ror1 and rorr are game maker

[solid shoal]

Nice that you don't have to worry about this for rorr at all then

[digital hamlet]

Unity when they learn about optimization and quality of life improvements:

[analog crypt]

Haven’t been keeping up, what’s up with unity?

[solid shoal]

They're planning to charge a small fee every time someone installs your game

[royal warren]

( past 200k earned in 1 year and over 200k installs)

very weird though i have no idea how thats meant to work like does a purchase made today get erased from the count in 1 year so its like a rolling count

like they only charge for some kind of strange explosive success

[analog crypt]

What

They’re charging people a fee everytime a unity game gets installed?

[solid shoal]

It's odd, I wonder if it's just a one-time threshold your game needs to meet

You hit 200k earned in like year 3 and then they implement the install fee

[royal warren]

they do list the 200k (in a year) as a specific

[royal warren]

they're charging the developers/publishers, not the end users lol

atleast, thats the plan.

[solid shoal]

There's also the impact on programmers

Since Unity's now proving to not necessarily be the most reliable with their business model, they're just changing it out of the blue, a lot of companies and developers likely will stray away from Unity which can hurt a lot of Unity programmers

[digital hamlet]

Unless you have the pro version then it’s 1000000

[royal warren]

i mean thats just C#

unity is just C#

[crystal field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1151334830282395698/image.png

[royal warren]

well i mean its a bunch of familiarity with the baseline engine stuff but you can figure out how to work unreal

[analog crypt]

Still cringe

[royal warren]

also they rolled it back now its 5 cents per first install so its just like a 5 cent royalty on successful games basically

[ripe leaf]

the whole idea should just be scrapped

[royal warren]

unfortunately i understand the 5 cents thing

you sell a subscription service that charges a flat fee per year so users can create something and then sell it, then once they're done they dont even have to pay you anymore. One of those products earns 20 million and you see none of it. Oops

[crystal field]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/194772750957674497/1151401247270776892/F53NvkhWYAE6Eoo.png?width=451&height=473

[small wren]

https://twitter.com/MassiveMonster/status/1701808567140102633?t=bE8ohN4g2DqoPzhcilDWZw&s=19

Massive Monster 🙏🐑 (@MassiveMonster)

Stop the stink @unity

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Twitter · Sep 13, 2023, 4:02 AM

[warm maple]

Why would unity do this? It’s so fucking stupid

How to lose all of your indie dev support 101

[analog crypt]

Greed

[warm maple]

The sin

Maybe unity will realise this is such an awful idea when all of their developers jump ship

[mystic bluff]

Watch them not and the entire engine ceases as a result

Rather burn the ship than admit they were dumb

[warm maple]

True

Are f2p unity games also having to pay money per install?

[wispy loom]

probably tbh

shame ultrakill was never installed on any computer

[warm maple]

Same 😔

[mystic bluff]

Ultrakill is unity?

[warm maple]

Yes?

[mystic bluff]

How did i not know this

[crystal field]

[warm maple]

[small wren]

Btw, Unity's CEO used to be CEO of EA

[warm maple]

Yeah

I guess that explains it

[wispy loom]

ain't no way

[crystal field]

they just saw these incredible indie games of the past few years on their engine and they were like how can we monetize this is the greediest way possible

[wispy loom]

John Riccitiello (/rɪkɪˈtɛloʊ/) is an American business executive who is chief executive officer (CEO) of Unity Technologies. Previously, he served as CEO, chief operating officer and president of Electronic Arts, and co-founded private equity firm Elevation Partners in 2004.

[small wren]

Vile enough to be kicked outta EA, that speaks lengths of this piece of work

[warm maple]

Too vile for EA? Guh why tf did unity let him become CEO?

[small wren]

Anyone's guess

[wispy loom]

money!

[warm maple]

[small wren]

And a not thorough enough background check

[wispy loom]

the reason they hired him is probably his credentials

[mystic bluff]

This is the least surprising bit of news i’ve heard all year

[warm maple]

I hate business

Stop trying to milk as much money as possible in the most scummiest of ways

[small wren]

I wonder which company will be the first to go full scorched earth on Unity

[warm maple]

Oh but it’s only 25c per install, did you know game engine developers need money too?

[crystal field]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768620915181223946/1151423645181296659/F52gMVPWUAApuno.png

[warm maple]

Those lazy indie devs have had it good for too long!

I’ve seen the H3VR dev on Twitter talk about it and the dude seems really unmotivated because of this. And I don’t blame him

[woven frigate]

a game thats free to play but has ingame purchases that might only have made 200k could end up needing to pay more than they made

[thick stump]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Mlp28NW_OJI?si=EFDVLTrRP8LClpn7 what’s the 2nd game in this video because I think it looks cool and I’ve seen the video so many times and last night I had a dream and it said it was apex

[drifting kernel]

Apex

[thick stump]

I have spidey senses

I’ve literally neve rplayed apex

[mystic bluff]

You hate capitalism, hun

[bitter granite]

It begins

[wispy loom]

gamers when they see a monkey:"man this is just like that one chinese myth"

[spare oak]

I hope you brought a frame unlimiter
gen 4 is SLOW

[vestal stirrup]

completely forgot bloodborne has traps and got fucking jumpscared by one because i somehow avoided it the first time i ran through

[crystal field]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/194772750957674497/1151495396842033182/1694181421.jpg?width=366&height=473

[vestal stirrup]

bloodborne is weird as hell wtf, im in the forbidden woods at like a tar pit and saw a shadow of a basic axe guy walking above even tho theres nothing up there??

getting too much insight irl or smthin

[crystal field]

that tar pit is gasoline

theyre gonna light you on fire with molotovs

[vestal stirrup]

yea i just ran through since i died to a torch earlier while flammable

didnt like that

[vestal stirrup]

just realized ER basically had no covenants, which is kinda weird since they still got like different groups and titles when invading, but just no progression or anything for them

[gritty summit]

oh well, i'm still trying it out but that is disappointing

i mean uhh i love tencent and china

[proud wren]

https://tenor.com/view/china-skala-gif-23754365

[limpid sequoia]

Funniest competitive clip ever

[gritty summit]

hoping it's a separate port and not just a crossplay thing focusing more on the mobile side of things

[bitter granite]

Emulator gaming

[near sentinel]

Que funny

It’s probably not

[wispy loom]

bruh I thought they were taking it back

[near sentinel]

I’m sure when they get smacked when lawsuits they will reconsider r

[bitter granite]

Also this is gen 3

[crystal field]

no they just changed it to only charge for the first installation

[gritty summit]

isn't Chimchar gen 4?

[half zinc]

as a game dev i mso excited to give unity 1/2 my money to give robots my job

[bitter granite]

Yea, it’s a rom hack

[warm maple]

Another for the collection

[ripe leaf]

wait that wasnt a joke image?

[wispy loom]

him

[tidal raven]

I really enjoy Third person as a fashion feind
Lets me fully witness my freak of nature

[warm maple]

It wasn’t

[bitter granite]

he’s literally based off of sun wukong

[wispy loom]

gamers when they see a monkey:"man this is just like that one chinese myth"

[bitter granite]

👍

[modern schooner]

👍

[bitter granite]

Look son wukong

[ripe leaf]

[mystic bluff]

Someone mention Wukong? :3

[bitter granite]

Lack of elements

[warm maple]

That's not Wukong from hit free to play game, Warframe

[bitter granite]

All my homies love the hit free to play game Warframe

[mystic bluff]

Yeah it’s Wukong from hit free to play game, League of Legends

[warm maple]

[mystic bluff]

https://www.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/champions/wukong/

[bitter granite]

Lord

Of

Lies

[tidal raven]

Very Subtle, not on the nose at all main

[gritty summit]

dark souls real

[atomic spear]

https://vxtwitter.com/cultofthelamb/status/1701715971663425897\

[grizzled crane]

[frosty yoke]

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/cities-skylines-build-today-plan-for-tomorrow?mcID=102:6500a7208357822de008eef6:ot:5927ac0566d5d9205587018c:1&linkID=6500a722ce016997c4082328&utm_campaign=2023_09_13_citiesskylinescompleteyourcollection_bundle&utm_source=Humble+Bundle+Newsletter&utm_medium=email

[dusk condor]

Is the bonfire lit?

[warm maple]

Damn, who'd of guessed

It's only worth $36.82

[gritty summit]

no it is dark souls

[mystic bluff]

That isnt total company price

That’s price per share, hun

A 5.5% drop is quite substantial though

[warm maple]

[gritty summit]

buy the company for 36 buckaroos

[crystal field]

36 dabloons

[crisp hound]

36 bloons

bloons td36

[warm maple]

36 bananas

[loud saffron]

possible?

[warm maple]

[warm maple]

@proud wren

[proud wren]

Nuh uh

[analog crypt]

Silksong isn’t real

[ripe leaf]

we know

[crystal field]

when silksong releases it will sell a silksongillion dollars

[atomic spear]

me who has never played hollow knight:

[lime current]

dont ever tell that to a diehard hk fan

[proud wren]

If you go into the hk discord saying that everyone around you will turn into cult members

[lime current]

the hollow knight community is so fucking ass

[proud wren]

yea

[lime current]

irdk what the fuck makes this specific community full of clowns but yeah

[tidal raven]

They added a mod
That lets you play any song on youtube via a jukebox in the center of the arena

Its, of course, a disaster in the center

[atomic spear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-addiction-cocaine-snow-funny-gif-24451996

one more fieldron please warframe

please i neeedd it

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

[balmy mason]

godot was better than unity before the incident

btw dani the person who made crab game and muck would owe unity like 5.6m dollars

[loud saffron]

truly, karlson never

[proud wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2GvFFF780E another walking sim here we go

the gameplay looks so shitty

[warm maple]

It's Slender, what did you expect?

[digital hamlet]

🤨

[balmy mason]

this is peak 🥶

[digital hamlet]

godot kinda suck tbh

[balmy mason]

i have made a single """game""" on it

i was thinking about learning it

and then i didnt learn it

some friends use it and thats about it

[spare oak]

It’s getting better!

[digital hamlet]

my game engine always misses me

[loud saffron]

if:Miss
dont
boom fixed it for you

[digital hamlet]

but my game is getting better!

[loud saffron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/584130136924749852/898748589071810580/scrungus.gif

[digital hamlet]

you guys need to watch gravity falls i think

[balmy mason]

maybe i should

[digital hamlet]

you definitely should

[balmy mason]

i vaguely remember it

i’ve thought about watching it but always when i just cant

[half zinc]

jesus christ

[balmy mason]

https://twitter.com/DaniDevYT/status/1701650631948214393?t=epK3dfcDUdUh8QB2w9FV9w&s=19

Dani (@DaniDevYT)

aaah shit i guess i owe Unity $5,600,000
anyone got some spare change?

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Twitter · Sep 12, 2023, 5:35 PM

[frosty yoke]

[balmy mason]

i am now caught up on 7 ongoing manga

actually thats not true i havent read the most recent jojo chapter

like all of them come out on sundays besides chainsaw man

[dusky bridge]

Do not play Rainbow 6 Siege with me I am this person

[wispy loom]

soy meatball man

what's his name again?

I think it was Maestro

[dusky bridge]

Yea

[wispy loom]

means "teacher"

[dusky bridge]

Yeah he was a training officer

It makes sense

[wispy loom]

ye

man I remember his release LMG

hipfire beam

[dusky bridge]

It was not ok

He used to be like top 5 operators in the game abs now people say he's "totally useless" because they don't know how to be creative

[wispy loom]

his cameras are funny

[dusky bridge]

Abd they don't know what "Supressing fire" is

[dusky bridge]

Nothing is better than clutching s round with nothing than your eyes

Most people only play Maestro for the Alda but they could give him Cavs SMG and I'd still play him

[wispy loom]

how about the shotgun. does it still have slugs?

[dusky bridge]

Yep

Although it does get access to a 2x scope which makes it one of the only Defender weapons to have it

Along with the BOSG and the MP5 on Rook

And tye TCSG 12

[wispy loom]

oh my god, an MP5 with a x2?????

[dusky bridge]

Only on Rook

[wispy loom]

still

I remember that shit being scary

[dusky bridge]

The MP5 isn't even good people have just been gaslit into thinking zoom makes weapons op

[wispy loom]

I mean it was disgusting

[dusky bridge]

Mostly because the people that played them were always just aimbros

[small wren]

https://twitter.com/tomwarren/status/1702202119304941607?t=GmrTzfX_NuICnHPjRaLTWg&s=19

Tom Warren (@tomwarren)

someone has edited the Wikipedia entry for greed to describe Unity CEO John Riccitiello as “one of the greediest people alive”

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Twitter · Sep 14, 2023, 6:06 AM

[wispy loom]

PFFT

I wonder what his current net worth is?

[small wren]

Apparently the former vice president filed a lawsuit against Unity for sexual harassment and wrongful termination
Guess who was her boss...

[wispy loom]

of course

[small wren]

Unfortunately they've changed it back to the usual picture by now

[half zinc]

who couldve guessed?

[warm maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODorvtgyqEE

[drifting kernel]

Pog paper mario ttyd remake coming to switch

[tall wadi]

Please sell well TTYD remake….

[small wren]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tall wadi]

I don’t wanna go back to stickers and cards

PLEASE NO

[small wren]

PLEASE SELL WELL
IF IT'S GOOD I'LL HELP IT SELL

It's one of my favorite games of all time, dammit

[urban ore]

There's rain in these games

For RoR we have tears, for Rain World we have actual rain

[loud saffron]

"cry me a river", i said to the iterators
they did.

[wispy loom]

it actually rains on petrichor's moon

[analog crypt]

So a TRPG 40k game?

[warm maple]

Yeeees

I think so and I'm really hyped

Dec 6th

No clue if it's coop but I'd imagine it is

[analog crypt]

Bg3

Only thing I was interested in

Playing a sister of battle

[loud saffron]

time for tech priesting

[mystic bluff]

You know what, TRPGs might not be that bad if i can cosplay as mo- i mean a Sororitas

[warm maple]

You could watch me play :3

[warm maple]

I hope all of my characters can be just Adepta Sororitas

[small glacier]

I did my usual tradition of starting the direct 15 minutes after it begins so I can skip the farming sim games, and I got caught up with the stream right near the end so I could see people’s live reactions in the chat to whatever the final announcement was

And I saw equal parts people who were hyped and people that were pissed that Nintendo dare remake a game they didn’t care about

Saw one person say “nobody cares” which was very funny considering the chat was going a million miles an hour

Anyway I might check out the TTYD remake, never played the original, not generally a fan of turn based RPGS but I really liked Sticker Star and Origami King

[mystic bluff]

or, alternatively, I get a fuckin job and play with you

[warm maple]

But you don’t like turn based games?

[small wren]

Let me tell you, this is the kind of RPG that got so many people into Paper Mario (besides the original)
It's far better than Sticker Star, no questions asked
Origami King has very beautiful art, but is barely an RPG, and TTYD has you covered there
Ask me anything about TTYD that you wanna know (I don't think the Switch one will change much besides rebalancing)

[small glacier]

Well I watched a Lets Play as a kid like 15 years ago, I remember the basic premise but not the finer details. Probably rather keep it that way and come in as close to blind as possible

[small wren]

Smart idea

[atomic spear]

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1702351142741541192?t=qTTi7vueFqC1_Xcz2IA32A&s=19

Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier)

BREAKING: Unity canceled a town hall this morning and closed two offices due to what CEO John Riccitiello said was a credible death threat, according to people familiar. This comes in the wake of a controversial price hike from the video game tech maker https://t.co/Xldfu5q9A4

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Twitter · Sep 14, 2023, 3:58 PM

[spare oak]

I'm not gonna say they deserved the death threat
but..... it is pretty scummy the decision they're making
no not even "pretty scummy", it's downright malicious

[atomic spear]

deranged silksong fan

average cotl the fan

[small glacier]

Silksong fans are the best because they don’t exist

Just like their game

[mystic bluff]

i just said it might be good you goofball

[warm maple]

[mystic bluff]

Sleeping is technically turnbased and i love my naps

[royal warren]

thats right bug game 2: simon's quest

[atomic spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/303249547847532545/1151713718640578600/media_F576r-iaUAAKb1s.png

[warm maple]

Unity doesn't care

They'll never care

[spare oak]

bug game: other m
the cinematic masterpiece 3d title everyone wanted

[spare oak]

they'll have to if the investors start pulling out, after all it's a publicly traded company

[warm maple]

True

But are the investors going to do that though?

[spare oak]

with how safe investors are being these days, yes

also considering the ceo of unity SOLD their stocks in the company before the big decision paints a questionable picture to me

[warm maple]

Apparently they got a threat

[mystic bluff]

What they'll do is go private and then do it again so it won't matter either way

[frosty yoke]

Great game

[ripe leaf]

i mean that doesnt stop some of the things theyve done being illegal

depending on how many shares they sold it could be extremely illegal to the point of even jail

[dusky bridge]

fellas is it true titanfall 2 got an update?

[wispy loom]

kind of

[dusky bridge]

well yeah not a massive update but an update nonetheless

[bitter granite]

Monkey getting bigger

[atomic spear]

You could have named it Mojo Jojo

[warm maple]

top ten moments before disaster

(the game crashed )

[bitter granite]

I smell a enemy stand user

@warm maple identify them

Do your job as the main Joestar

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

I’ll do the job of a JoBro and die

[warm maple]

It's.... @mystic bluff

She's the enemy stand user!

[mystic bluff]

What is this refrence i have been unfairly thrust into

[bitter granite]

Wait no

[mystic bluff]

The only Jojo refrence i know is the cherry thing

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/sticky-fingers-punching-zipper-bruno-prosciutto-gif-16195850

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/noriaki-kakyoin-jojo-jjba-cherry-gif-4988388

What that tongnue doing?

[mystic bluff]

I wanna make a joke but imma not :)

[bitter granite]

Wait now I want to do that with my tongue, how tf he do that

[warm maple]

Do the joke

[bitter granite]

We all want to make the same joke

But instead you have to keep it PG and just say you would let Kakyoin take you anyday

Wait no fuck, Nevermind

[mystic bluff]

Awe PG?

[bitter granite]

I just remembered, no no no no, get Kakyoin out my face

[mystic bluff]

Cringe

[bitter granite]

I forgot everyone in JoJo is underaged

[mystic bluff]

Oh i was gonna make my joke about Moose

Who's basically a boomer tbh

[warm maple]

Do it coward

[bitter granite]

Also MHA author is still sexualizing teenage girls like crazy

[warm maple]

Shut up Ashen let her do the joke

[bitter granite]

Make me

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

I’ll have my sticky fingers touch you

[mystic bluff]

That's a band

[bitter granite]

I’ll show you some dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Followed by flithy acts at a reasonable price

[warm maple]

*done

:3

Outrageous performance at fair cost

[mystic bluff]

Yall are making jojos refrences whilst i can only thing of a band from Aus

Anyway as i was going to say before my wifi so rudely interrupted me

[mystic bluff]

Moose like this after I have surgery

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

10K Supreme HD

[warm maple]

True

[crisp hound]

The corpes of children are the most powerful weapons in bg3

[dusky bridge]

its an album

by Rolling Stones

[mystic bluff]

Nooonooo they made Liqourlip Loaded Gun

The Rolling Stones are a Mandela Effect

[bitter granite]

Very serious looking magikarp

[lime current]

lmfao

[crystal field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1022924019487486093/1151980050518908958/RDT_20230914_1452475805573374865639521.jpg

[balmy mason]

why did they announce a spy x family game during the nintendo direct

this made me realize that there is like a 100% chance that a chainsaw man game is being made

[proud wren]

thank you for reminding me that i gotta read that thing's manga

[modern schooner]

Amazing

Shit, forgot to turn off reply ping

[balmy mason]

would highly reccomend it

[proud wren]

too bad im readhing a light novel rn

[balmy mason]

not only is it cute, but it also has a pretty good story going on

along with the characters being good

[atomic spear]

💀

What engine is star citizen on

[dusky bridge]

I almost forgot just how much I fucking hate Monarch in Titalfall 2

[solid shoal]

I checked the Wikipedia page, there was a series of ~15 back and forth edits removing and replacing that image

[atomic spear]

Just like Mark Wahlbergs page

But with less racism

[proud wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmswXZRtzZg bennett foddy is back at it

[balmy mason]

yeah wasnt this revealed like 2 months ago or something

idk the game doesnt look that good tbh but ill probably play it anyways

[proud wren]

idk maybe

[drifting kernel]

this image is either the most true thing ever or you have this year

[proud wren]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-xqc-wot-xqcow-gif-26504210

[earnest quest]

chat i hit plat5 in ow2

im the best healer in the game frfr

[drifting kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-mario-plumber-marioandluigi-supermariobros-gif-27552254

me when your mom

[proud wren]

https://tenor.com/view/kit-gif-22858184

[proud wren]

there's a LOT of good games that are gonna get screwed over

really hoping unity backs up on this otherwise ultrakill is gonna get butchered

[analog crypt]

Not Bendy D:

[proud wren]

yes form is very important

[atomic spear]

me a pmd fan:

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-wtf-fallout-guy-fallout-mutant-gif-21321203

[gritty summit]

form

[atomic spear]

forma

[frosty meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain2-dlc-enemy-flushed-gif-25085952

[proud wren]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-mario-plumber-marioandluigi-supermariobros-gif-27552254

[digital hamlet]

mamma mia...

[crisp hound]

I think I finished act 2 in baldurs gate

[digital hamlet]

did it make you bald

[balmy mason]

so true...

[balmy mason]

not even grand master 1 smh

[frosty meadow]

[half zinc]

today, undertale is 8

[long sparrow]

https://www.twitch.tv/megaberd

[frosty yoke]

https://www.polygon.com/23873727/unity-credible-death-threat-offices-closed-pricing-change

[crisp hound]

Unity really decided to fuck with Microsoft and Nintendos lawyers

They should annoy the mouse to get a complete set

[ripe leaf]

ori has microsoft on its sidep

[unreal pivot]

I'm gonna try to beat jump king, ghost of the babe

[vestal stirrup]

man i love how cool ER characters look in the system menu

[spare oak]

hardest armored core boss in the series beat
balteus ain't got shit on this

[static dragon]

ac6 is way easier than most older titles

the only mission that made me change my build was ||escort the strider||

[spare oak]

Idk I felt like balteus was more annoying

[static dragon]

i think balteus was straight up fun

the shield might suck if youre using one of these laser weapons with 0.0001 impact

[spare oak]

meanwhile I think nine-ball seraph there was straight up fun and skill

certainly beats the mission where I had to take on 3 acs in this game

I think what I also dislike about balteus is the disconnect between the player and enemy
it doesn't feel like it's an even battle

[onyx loom]

that mission did a very good job of telling me to cop the fuck on when i started getting careless on my third cycle

[atomic spear]

https://youtu.be/Le79j1ZSfKk?feature=shared

[slender rover]

Deadbolt 2 when?

[ripe leaf]

why make a second game

[slender rover]

Bc the first was good, and a a sequel could be fun

Same reason ror2 was made, wasnt really necessary, but nobody was unhappy about it, more ror was good, like more deadbolt is good

[ripe leaf]

but deadbolt is the perfect game surely

[atomic spear]

Tbh

The soundtrack was what was good about the first game

Not the game itself

"your weapon choice changing the difficulty for you permanently" isn't a selling point for a sequel.

[atomic spear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/270272381401038858/1152350263651352596/RDT_20230915_1407428021395722696156443.jpg

[icy helm]

He is so cool

[proud wren]

Both are weird and cringe

[tidal raven]

Ah yes
Rich Bloodsuckers or Furries

[proud wren]

i just realized that the whole unity thing is gonna affect silksong's release date

silksong might not be real after all

[frosty yoke]

[crystal field]

so based

https://email-files.fangamer.com/list_48/campaign_4/sneaking.mp3 the song if anyone cares

[proud wren]

makes me feel like an italian plumber in the sewers of NYC

[crystal field]

it reminds me of pink panther a bit

but uh yea it does sound like pizza tower ost ngl

[proud wren]

pizza tower does have a banger OST

[digital hamlet]

yeah that's literally just a pizza tower song

[balmy mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969697717083324466/1152390458094395473/IMG_8079.png

reminder that this idea came from the former ea employee who suggested paying money to reload your gun

[analog crypt]

excuse me

[crisp hound]

what

[balmy mason]

anyways

[vagrant patrol]

this and the above are like fake iirc

[balmy mason]

no shit unity didnt post this

they literally admit to insider trading in it

and i cant find the silksong tweet so

[gritty summit]

he do be floating

[balmy mason]

got caught up on a 40 chapter while procrastinating

[crisp hound]

thats cause its fake

[balmy mason]

yeah thats what i was implying

[balmy mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919788930348499004/1062515932536262737/erm_what_the_flip_ca35.gif

[orchid idol]

@ripe leaf Congratulations winning the game is that simple

I don't think a killstreak has even gone past 20 lmao

[ripe leaf]

you get that every run surely

[orchid idol]

It's pretty rare I don't have an ice armor or tonic by now

One is pretty much guaranteed

Rerolling the shops might be a meta upgrade though because lmao

In case it is
You can reroll the shops 5 times

Yeah.
5 fucking times

Where's the RNG?
Dunno!

[ripe leaf]

when I play I dont get the exact same loadout every run

[orchid idol]

You just get one of several shields and one of several survival weapons

[ripe leaf]

and even if i could i most likely wouldnt

[ripe leaf]

tactics is the most fun

[orchid idol]

Bat is particularly good

Crossbow if you want pretend tactics

I abused the crossbows a lot
At multiple points
They're pretty fucking hilarious actually

[ripe leaf]

and then I also would most likely still lose

[orchid idol]

But you don't need the exact weapons and skills
Main thing is the mutations

It's pretty rare I end up running nutcracker

[ripe leaf]

so heres a question

[orchid idol]

And when I do I usually have some dumbfuck shield that doesn't synergize with it at all

[ripe leaf]

how many hours do you have in dead cells

[orchid idol]

200

Or so

235

[ripe leaf]

I have 76. theres the difference. the game is still hard for me

[limpid sequoia]

Freaking dead cells

I never managed to beat it

[orchid idol]

I have given the funny build to multiple people

[limpid sequoia]

So addictive and deep

[orchid idol]

And it's worked on all of them

This game makes me shrivel up and die on the inside

Almost as much as ror1

Almost.

I cannot fucking believe
What they did in the alpha

It is the most severe misinterpretation I've ever seen

Everyone says curse sucks
What do they do
Curse you more

[ripe leaf]

curse is just a minor inconvience depending on the area or its a death sentence

[orchid idol]

No in the middle

They just added a biome modifier where they can be cursed

And if they're cursed curse enemies spawn

[ripe leaf]

[orchid idol]

And they just put curse on you

One curses you
For killing them

The other one you can at least avoid it if you dodge for 10 fucking seconds

But the other one what the fuck does a melee build do

Besides huff the copium

[ripe leaf]

thats just stupid

[orchid idol]

The dead cells devs are not what I'd describe as competent

[orchid idol]

By the way yes 10 seconds
It just puts a non damaging projectile on the screen that homes in on you and takes like 10 seconds to go away

[proud wren]

I wouldn’t go as far as to say that

[orchid idol]

Oh I would

Did they
Make graveyard
Able to go anywhere

Doesn't really matter because you go cavern anyway
But why

I ate like every other attack in caverns and it didn't matter
I still have 100% hp without using ice armor or tonic

I basically didn't dodge against giant
72% hp

With a tier 7 shovel btw lmao

[orchid idol]

At mr medicine with 100% still because food lmao

Eating every hit I can find
There's 0 attempts to dodge anymore

Any dodges are accidental

Uhhh

So he fell through the floor

Um

Clap clap

This game

Man.

This song is koppen as fuck levels of unnecessarily long

[warm maple]

whar?

Game alive?

[frosty meadow]

So my main source of damage is out of ammo so... umm

[mystic bluff]

Titanfall 2 has a third party server browser that tons of people use

Noelle tried to get me on it once and couldn’t because I’m fucking stupid

[warm maple]

We should play it :3

[bitter granite]

Ball

[wispy loom]

ball shop

[atomic spear]

lederhosen do be engineers best armor

[urban ore]

Damn vulture

[proud wren]

average vulture mkment

[digital hamlet]

Updates, people. Updates

[warm maple]

Excellent

[proud wren]

North Star is so good

you lose all your mastery progress on everything but you get every cosmetic unlocked even the deluxe titan skins

[mystic bluff]

Noelle says they fixed the servers so you dont have to use a modded client anymore

[warm maple]

ooooooooo

I might get Titan fall 2

(TF2)

[proud wren]

But you should anyways

Mods, different game modes, and you have all the cosmetics

[wispy loom]

you don't have it?

[warm maple]

I don’t 😔

[wispy loom]

how

[warm maple]

because i never bought it?

[wispy loom]

how

[warm maple]

because i never bought it

im going insane

[proud wren]

obv not a true gamer

[warm maple]

[gritty summit]

what about scouts

[analog crypt]

C4

[real mango]

i think theres explosives

[atomic spear]

the mk jumpsuit 1

[crisp hound]

They fixed the servers