other-games

[small wren]

Also, that defeats the purpose of using one

[proud wren]

what

no it doesn't

anti virus is for protecting against viruses

[small wren]

No privacy, no guarantees that it's not keeping a gateway open to malware

[proud wren]

i gues? but i've been using it for 3~ years so

[small wren]

It's supposed to keep us safe from malware, not make money out of what we do
We use them to be safe and keep at least our privacy to some extent intact, not to let them know where the Lama pissed last time :/

Check this out
https://www.safetydetectives.com/blog/avast-scandal-why-we-stopped-recommending-avast-avg/

[proud wren]

honestly i don't really care about it selling my data

my data gets sold either way, and it hardly affects me

[hollow mirage]

bruh what is this gameeeee

I can see the EDF inspiration now

THERES MORE OF THEM

[small wren]

I do care, I'm not letting them make money for no reason, what am I, a guinea pig?

[hollow mirage]

just because other companies do it, doesnt mean you should always just let them if you have a choice

I dont care if OperaGX does, because I enjoy the product they've given us (i have no clue how else they make money)

but like, is there anything to enjoy about Avast? Its just greed and paywalls galore

[small wren]

Those privacy prompts that appear on almost all web pages? They're there because Snowden found out about surveillance and made a big enough fuss that the matter of user privacy was actually taken seriously

[proud wren]

crazy

[gritty summit]

does Avast actually do anything

[wispy loom]

nah

use malwarebytes

[proud wren]

it stops you from entering certain sites/downloading certain things, running certain programs

[gritty summit]

afaik Windows Defender and a couple of brain cells should be enough

[proud wren]

true

[hollow mirage]

so, something you should be able to do with half a functioning brain

[proud wren]

i wasn't even the one who installed avast, mybrother had done it for me

i didn't care enough to remove it

[atomic spear]

nidus helminth dialogue is cute

[hollow mirage]

cute...?

[proud wren]

the helminth is cute

[atomic spear]

the helminth wants to bond with you

for all time

[proud wren]

my helminth has a mag inside its mouth

[atomic spear]

you spend quite a bit of time feeding a space demon in warframe

[proud wren]

little goober

[atomic spear]

like most fairytales with a hungry creature, there is only one ending

[hollow mirage]

mine has an ember ass portrait inside

[proud wren]

splendid

[atomic spear]

wonder why ordis couldn't understand the helminth without using nidus

maybe...maybe because nidus flesh is an exoskeleton

maybe the strain is as old as him

[small wren]

Team Fortress 2 is shutting down

[hollow mirage]

bullshit

[small wren]

||On PS3||

[bleak dagger]

[hollow mirage]

[small wren]

[bitter granite]

Put me in it

[hollow mirage]

the ass or the helminth?

[bitter granite]

Both

https://tenor.com/view/both-agree-yes-good-gif-4591420

[hollow mirage]

we gunnin now

[charred cosmos]

What game is this?

[hollow mirage]

Warframe

[proud wren]

warframe

[charred cosmos]

Warframe scares me, I touched it for 20 minutes, deleted it becasue to many microtransactions and weird stuff, it felt like destiny but insane

[proud wren]

there's not that many microtransactions trust me

[hollow mirage]

ah, yea the market is really badly designed

[proud wren]

you can get all that currency really easily

[hollow mirage]

no, dont say that

[charred cosmos]

Looked fun, just not into the mmo stuff, now I wish destiny was a good game

[proud wren]

it's a sad tale that many players that go into warframe get scared away cause they think it's a nightmarish game where only rich people can prosper

[hollow mirage]

while it shows platinum prices, you can actually buy blueprints for all those weapons and frames with the free currency, credits, and then build them with materials

Warframe is what Destiny could have become

also its barely an MMO

[proud wren]

true you don't really have to touch the premium currency at all

without using platinum at all, warfarme is just a standard grindy game

[charred cosmos]

Looked at the blueprints, it was so complicated I just quit, I can handle insane blueprints In other games but currency and money right off the bat felt weird

[hollow mirage]

its overwhelming, but not complicated at all

[proud wren]

^^

you can get those materials by doing regular missions

[charred cosmos]

I wasted some of my life playing so much fallout 76 that I think of every other game as being as simple as that, I gotta get back into warframe I guess

[hollow mirage]

only complicated bit is the modding system, which doesnt matter until later game

[proud wren]

nothing super difficult

although you're probably gonna need to use the wiki a lot, kinda like terraria

[hollow mirage]

yea...very wiki heavy.
thankfully it has legit the most in depth wiki of any game ever

[charred cosmos]

Don’t even get me started, lost my internet while trying to do crafting recipes and remembered I wrote down the entire ankh shield and zenith tree when I needed them

[proud wren]

see you're already mentally prepared

[hollow mirage]

while numbers look big, the required amount of resources isnt actually that bad

[proud wren]

although i don't think warframe has any crazy ass recipes like terraria does

[charred cosmos]

I looked at a free psplus weapon blueprint I got and it was like “ use 30 gigasharts and 20 megafarts and 1800 souls of the damned to make this seasonal item!” Seems easy to understand

[hollow mirage]

I can check that earth is one location where I can get Ferrite and Rubedo, but its not the only place

because Mercury also has Ferrite, but then the morphics i'd need. so I can get them both at the same time

[proud wren]

honestly yes, as long as you know where to get the gigasharts and souls of the damned (where the wiki comes in)

[charred cosmos]

My only question is do I have to spend 300 bucks to unlock the actual game like destiny

[proud wren]

nope

[charred cosmos]

Thanks mister goose

[hollow mirage]

region chat moment

[charred cosmos]

Dear lord thank you I already spent 100 bucksroonies on Metal gear and risk of rain

[hollow mirage]

not a single paywall is in warframe

there is no DLC, there is no expansions.

[proud wren]

something that's a real stinker though

is the crafting times

[hollow mirage]

content thats added from updates are all entirely free.

[proud wren]

most weapons will take 24 hours to craft, and warframes will take 3 days

[hollow mirage]

most weapons are 12 I think actually

[charred cosmos]

Yeah I saw one took like half a week

[hollow mirage]

which is perfect, because you can set it to craft before going to bed, and it'll be done by the time you get back on tomorrow if you have to go to like work or school

[proud wren]

yeah the warframe's parts each take 24 hours to build, so long as you do them at the same time it'll take 4 days to build a full warframe

[hollow mirage]

12h each, then 3 days for the final build

BUT one thing thats great, is the foundry can craft an infinite amount of things at once

[proud wren]

true

[hollow mirage]

so you could set like 200 weapons to craft, all with 12 build times, and they'd all be done in 12h

no one at a time bullshit like some mobile games with "wait to open this box that can only be opened one at a time"

[charred cosmos]

You both convinced me enough to delete half my games for warframe

[hollow mirage]

and some of the most powerful weapons in the game, you cant even p2w your way to.

Warframe is grindy, but youre rewarded for your efforts

[proud wren]

how much space do you have??

[hollow mirage]

Warframe is legit only like 30gb.

[charred cosmos]

I have 3 games left

[proud wren]

i think you need to get more storage

[charred cosmos]

TLOU2, Cod Cold War, and risk of rain

[proud wren]

tf is tlou2

[hollow mirage]

the last of us

[charred cosmos]

Cold War is 200GB and the last of us 2 is 90,

[hollow mirage]

well theres your problem.

[charred cosmos]

Ps5 has hardly any storage

[proud wren]

oh the ps5

[charred cosmos]

I haven’t even finished downloading Cold War😭 the story mode is 100 GB

[proud wren]

IT HAS ONE TERABYTE

[hollow mirage]

give Warframe another shot, and the entire community is willing to help out new players

[charred cosmos]

I have 600gb total

[proud wren]

ok even then how have you used that much

[charred cosmos]

I got the disk version which has less than digital

[hollow mirage]

theres a chat dedicated to asking questions, and we're here as well

[charred cosmos]

I had to delete almost every other game I had

[proud wren]

that does not add up to 600 gb

[charred cosmos]

I haven’t even started downloading Cold War or warframe yet

[charred cosmos]

That’s what I have now, I had around 30gb left after I deleted some other games

[hollow mirage]

god Treyarch needs to fuckin compress their games better

[proud wren]

gotcha

[charred cosmos]

Just The campaign has 4 FILES. 4 SEPERATE DOWLOAD FILES😭

[hollow mirage]

just give up on the franchise at this point ngl

[small wren]

Warframe is a grind fest of a game, but it's so good with friends

[hollow mirage]

yea Warframe is good to get into if you got time and patience.

[charred cosmos]

I’m just getting Cold War becasue I haven’t touched anything cod related since bo4, wanted it give it a shot

[hollow mirage]

but then like, you end up with really cool shit you wouldnt see in other games

and cmon...the fashion

[charred cosmos]

Hopefully the stuff you say about warframe is true, it’s gonna be worth it

[hollow mirage]

the game is free, got nothing to lose by trying it

[charred cosmos]

This has to be locked behind paywall or dlc or smth man😭😭 ain’t no company selling fire costumes for free

[small wren]

Let me tell you
I've been playing it for four years and haven't spent a dime on it
Worth it

[proud wren]

you cannot grind for that without premium currency

[proud wren]

only ONE piece of that fashion is behind a paywall, the helmet

[hollow mirage]

theyre on console

[proud wren]

the armor you can get by trading currency with other players and just buying it

[small wren]

The only things that are truly barred behind a paywall are Tennogen (on PC), and some bundles

[hollow mirage]

Tennogen is platinum

[proud wren]

oh right i forgot about that

[hollow mirage]

AND you can trade for Platinum

[proud wren]

so yeah you can get all that for free, just gonna take some grinding for platinum

[charred cosmos]

Watch the next ROR game have you pay for every character at this rate

[hollow mirage]

the only paywalled part of that entire fashion is the shoulder armor

these little things

[charred cosmos]

Time to spend more time playing Warframe

[proud wren]

in warframe you can trade weapon parts, warfarme parts, and mods mostly to get prime currency

[small wren]

With enough patience and smart trading you can get almost anything the game has to offer

[proud wren]

of course there are other things that you can trade but that's generally what people trade

[hollow mirage]

pink pretty butterfly

[charred cosmos]

That’s an actual good game decision, the idea of being able to access effectively everything with some grinding is good

[proud wren]

are we flexing our fashions now

[charred cosmos]

I just realized I gotta go to the gym and the dentist in 3 hours😭 I’m outta here fellas and ladies

[hollow mirage]

thats what Warframe is.
with some grind and decent RNG, you can make BANK

and with tennocon coming....

[charred cosmos]

Haven’t slept since 11 AM

[proud wren]

i have a literal gundam

[hollow mirage]

hoh man, you might be joining at a really good time.
granted, I dont know the PS economy but

I really hope theres a good way to get relics early on before Tennocon comes

very good

[proud wren]

wait the config slots you buy for a frame doesn't apply to other frames? DE is really trying to aqueeze out my plat now jeez

why don't my gauss slots apply to other frames

[hollow mirage]

theres only 2 frames I've gotten extra configs for I think

[charred cosmos]

What is a tennocon

[proud wren]

it's like comiccon but for warframe

[hollow mirage]

one was Harrow because I needed a 4th mod config for when I was doing forma, and I got to do a funny with it

[charred cosmos]

Oh, fair

[hollow mirage]

Minecon, but Warframe

the Devs basically show a ton of stuff about the game. sound, art, some cosplay from the community, and upcoming updates and features

also, the devs do monthly dev streams to show upcoming stuff

Tennocon is where they primarily show the really big things though

[proud wren]

the thing i got going on for my volt fashion is actually super nice, but i just don't have the attachments or ephemeras to complete it

[hollow mirage]

stuff thats gameplay changing, or entirely new areas

deluxe head but non deluxe body. why?

chonky volt

[proud wren]

i change it out whenever i want to

with deluxe body

i just use deluxe body most of the time

[hollow mirage]

my main volt though is just so clean

[proud wren]

true

[hollow mirage]

stereotypical white, black, and gold, but the green energy and red cape really ties it together

[proud wren]

i hate how most of the really good attachments are locked behind prime

it's such a pain cause id rather spend my money on plat

[hollow mirage]

Atavist Prime in 34h. those are really nice

[charred cosmos]

Why did they have to place a Pointed end in one specific spot😭

Bro just has it out

[hollow mirage]

shoulders are great, I use em on Wisp, and I used em on Gauss when I had him

[hollow mirage]

hes not the only one

[proud wren]

a lot of the male frames have that

[small wren]

The one thing I can't recommend doing is playing on Switch
We don't have cross progression yet, and Switch runs badly compared to the alternatives
Imagine being mastery rank L3 on Switch, couldn't be me

[proud wren]

male frames have giant dicks, female frames have bakeries

[hollow mirage]

nidus just like.

[charred cosmos]

JEEPIN JASPERS HOO WEEE!!! ZOO WEE MAMA HUMINA HUMINA!!!

[hollow mirage]

has...that.

[charred cosmos]

😭😭only In warhammer

[proud wren]

gauss kreska has a giant one too

[hollow mirage]

[charred cosmos]

Warframe fans after being treated like royalty just for playing the game

[proud wren]

the artists go out of their way to give the frames huge asses

[hollow mirage]

why does wisp got the entire bakery back there

[proud wren]

doc whatever you do, do NOT look at atlas deluxe

[charred cosmos]

I’m going to

[small wren]

[hollow mirage]

I KNOW RIGHT

[proud wren]

(atlas deluxe has more ass than wisp)

[hollow mirage]

HE'S CAKED

[proud wren]

you gotta show em

[hollow mirage]

look at them chiseled cheeks. literaly.
hes rock

[proud wren]

he's literally a rock but goddamn he has a big one

bro is chiseled

[hollow mirage]

theres more to the game than ass, we promise

[charred cosmos]

Brother could crush me with them like medival torture

[charred cosmos]

Warframe fans trying not to lie moment

[hollow mirage]

but its very funny that I can have stuff like THIS

[proud wren]

ass

[charred cosmos]

I mean I prefer the buff oily robot men but dang

[charred cosmos]

You Obliterated that poor bastard with the power of the sun😭😭😭what did they do to deserve such fate

[hollow mirage]

existed

[charred cosmos]

What’s next, they’re gonna have a warframe firing squad

[hollow mirage]

also one frame literally has an ability where they open a portal to the sun and use a sun beam to damage enemies

oh yea, theres like 53 different frames, all with different sets of abilities

there is something for everyone

[charred cosmos]

Warframe characters are HOT AND INSANELY OP?

[hollow mirage]

yes

[small wren]

You sadist, that's an unmodded Paris Prime Incarnon 😂

[charred cosmos]

Autism powers activate, time to use every single one of them

[hollow mirage]

modded to have extra multishot and firerate actually

[hollow mirage]

firerate goo BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[small wren]

Well shit, that's still murder on the eyes 🤣

[charred cosmos]

Don’t know half the words you said but i like the sound of it

[charred cosmos]

Bigger numbers mean bigger dopamine hit means neuron activation means Play more game

[hollow mirage]

the power of THE SUN

[hollow mirage]

oh Warframe is big number HEAVEN

[charred cosmos]

Let the poor bastards go😭😭 why do you do this to them? They exist to be killed? They are maybe innocent

[hollow mirage]

their entire existence is to be killed, yes. thats what this area is for

[charred cosmos]

DOPAMINE AUTISM ABILITY NEURON ACTIVATION INSANITY RAAAHH

[hollow mirage]

d a m a g e

[charred cosmos]

Oh fair, continue killing them

[charred cosmos]

So many numbers you start producing hammers or something

[hollow mirage]

thats impact status

[charred cosmos]

ok

[hollow mirage]

nice

theres ways to get into the billions, but I dont care enough to learn and prep all of that

I see big red numbers and I go

god I wanna rush Kullervo so bad rn to see him with Stropha, but I shant

I will wait for tomorrow perhaps

[charred cosmos]

Still don’t know half those words but if I hook my nervous system onto my ps5 and play I might be able to understand the words of grinders

[hollow mirage]

warframe that do big damage with heavy melee attacks with a gun sword that does nice heavy attacks

[proud wren]

kullervo is a warframe, stropha is a sword

[hollow mirage]

yes, a gun sword

it is a gun, with a blade, that uses melee mods

redeemer is a double barreled shotgun with 2 machetes pretty much

that you can just keep shooting over and over

[charred cosmos]

Had a friend who played so much destiny he almost died of exhaustion, he told me he still didn’t get the guns he grinded for, gonna end up like him in warframe

[hollow mirage]

they dont have ammo
unlike another inferior f2p power fantasy game

[proud wren]

except youll actually get the gun

[charred cosmos]

You’re telling me the machete gun sword doesn’t have AMMO? ITS IMPOSSIBLE

[hollow mirage]

imagine your swords needing ammo to use, while warframe has literal guns for melees and they dont use ammo either

Warframe is what D2 could have been, and has been around since before D1

Warframe is what D2 players wish D2 was, but Bungie's greed got in the way, while Digital Extremes appreciates the game and community they've built

[charred cosmos]

Man I remember the thing that got me into warframe was my friend telling me about some massive enemy or something I heard about in some home base area, specifically remember they talking about warframe

And now I’m gonna play it and actuall have fun for the first time

[hollow mirage]

it has some big enemies and bosses. some of them a lot better than others

theres one boss thats literally just like, a guy.

[charred cosmos]

Yeah I remember it was some spider boss or something he was freaking out about it being super hard

[hollow mirage]

spider....probably Jackal since its a walker robot thing

[charred cosmos]

I though the game would be like destiny with random enemies just labeled as bosses

[hollow mirage]

nah its just a single boss thats like that

all the others are at least unique in some way. that one alone is just really funny though

[charred cosmos]

I found out it was called the exploiter orb or something, large ball on legs

Jackal is more slim

[hollow mirage]

OH THEM

[charred cosmos]

But he was yelling about it and telling me it’s gonna be so cool and I gotta play it

[hollow mirage]

YEA THEM. I know em. theyre a neat fight

Tyl Regor

that voice

[charred cosmos]

Well they look neat, gonna try warframe for the first time properly tommorow, I gotta work out in 2 hours

[hollow mirage]

good game, but yea it can be a bit confusing to get into

but dont fret, its pretty simple to get the hang of

[hollow mirage]

if youre given the option to try the Duviri Experience or Warframe experience, DO NOT PICK DUVIRI

[small wren]

Overwhelming at first, a great way to spend your free time afterwards

[hollow mirage]

its like a 2 hour long tutorial that will just make 0 sense of anything

I dont know why DE thought it was a good idea to let new players pick it, and I dont get how nobody saw it was a bad idea until it was released. then everyone noticed and complained

I saw it IMMEDIATELY when they first announced it as an option

[small wren]

AKA do it only if you've already played through the main story once and you're a big enough masochist to start from there

Though I guess on the flipside you can cheese the main story with the Edun and the Cinta if you do, but then that's not very fun

[charred cosmos]

Wait can I remake a character, like a new save becasue I have only an hour in warframe and it was just the tutorial

[hollow mirage]

no

[charred cosmos]

Man

[hollow mirage]

but it might still give you the option to go try it

dont yet.

[charred cosmos]

I think I already picked my Frame and idk if I can change it

Like my gender and class and stuff

[hollow mirage]

well frames dont have a gender you can change

but yea thats fine, you can get all the frames just from playing the game

[charred cosmos]

Ahh okay, yeah I didn’t know if the frames were only selectable in character creation or gameplay

Like how classes are in destiny but thanks

[hollow mirage]

you have an account, and once its made I dont believe you can just reset it

then you can just use whatever

[charred cosmos]

Okay thanks

Bye bye have fun

[hollow mirage]

buh bye

[bitter granite]

That’s why Xaku is king

Who needs gender anyways

[proud wren]

clearly nidus does

[bitter granite]

You can

[hollow mirage]

prob on the website

[bitter granite]

Restarted my old account long time ago but the support team is kinda ass and took 3 months to get back to me

[charred cosmos]

That’s the only reason I kind of dislike the game, really any game that makes you use a website or support to make a new save, or makes it so you cannot reset without actual people doing it is super frustrating

[hollow mirage]

theres also little reason to reset your Warframe account

[charred cosmos]

I only want to do it becasue I did the tutorial like a year ago and forgot everything

[bitter granite]

LETS GOOOOOOOO SHE DIED

[hollow mirage]

you can replay the tutorial

[charred cosmos]

Thank you so much I thought I couldn’t

[hollow mirage]

I did when It got reworked, and I'm in the endgame

[charred cosmos]

Nice

[hollow mirage]

did you only do the initial tutorial bit or the entire sorta first quest?

can just replay the starting bit where you do the whole choosing your first Warframe and few weapons.
but since its being replayed, those changes wont actually take effect

so you can just play through for it to explain the gist of the controls, like movement and abilities

[bitter granite]

We wizard gaming

[charred cosmos]

Goblins will see you cast fireball and say he cannot wield a bow

[bitter granite]

Flawless Fireball

[hollow mirage]

hundreds of hours in Forza Horizon, over 3 games, and I finally find a toxic player...who was making it so we all lost against the AI?

[bitter granite]

I made two big changes to my game so have to rework a whole class and some minor parts of other classes

[hollow mirage]

what kind of drugs were they on? they just wanted to lose. its not like them being toxic meant we would lose and they would win, they would lose too

[bitter granite]

He’s just having a bad day

Let him get his anger out

[hollow mirage]

just gonna report and move on

as if it'd do anything. makes me feel a little better

[bitter granite]

Actually a balanced card

Two restrictions locking you out of the massive draw effect

[hollow mirage]

damn y'all fucking suck

dont have to fight over being closer towards the front when its an impossible race, we're still gonna lose

fuckin idiots

at least try to drive well

also, *WHY FUCKING QUIT EVEN IF YOURE GONNA WIN??

[bitter granite]

New street fighters looking good

[hollow mirage]

we won the last 2 of 3 races, because another player and I drove well, and yet players still left

we were 5 in the 2nd race, and winning fine. ended 3rd race with 3 players

just stay and you would have won the fucking car

so now theyre gonna have to attempt this BS race all over again

some people are just so stupid

[bitter granite]

@modern schooner trap mommy

Ally of Justice has to be one of the dumbest decks, don’t know why they made it a solo mode

Not a single good card in that whole archetype, not even the boss monster which seems like it has a good effect til you realize it doesn’t work against half the monster in the game

[small wren]

Even Catastor is just eh

[bitter granite]

Wdym, it’s the best synchro monster in the game

Even swordsoul doesn’t stand a chance against them

I still hate how every card in swordsoul is basically a combo starter since they all summon a tuner token along with them

Honestly I will probably make swordsoul only because they are going to be getting new support for awhile

The main character in the Japanese manga for yugioh uses swordsoul as their main deck so they have to make support for him, same as they do for any main character

looking at you HEROs

Also all the absolutely uses Egyptian god and Exodia support over the years

[charred cosmos]

I played so much ROR2 last night every time I closed my eyes during my workout I saw the game

Hate that Tetris effect or whatever it was called

[small wren]

They might as well be dead

[frosty yoke]

Baffling that people still don't own all those.

[limpid sequoia]

Getting korok seeds in Totk without using a guide. I currently have 478/1000

Pretty much the entire right half of the map is explored

I am worried that I will miss a single korok somehwere on the map. If I get 999 out of 1000. That last korok will be so hard to find

I am using the korok mask to track down korok seeds. The korok mask acts as a metal detector for koroks

Nvm I have 484 koroks. Not 478

[digital hamlet]

Some of the koroks give you 2 seeds

[limpid sequoia]

Yes. I’m aware

[atomic spear]

sweet sweet chroma prime hittin the scalesona cosplay just right

[atomic spear]

nah go to duviri and get free stuff in circuit

they even give you a second starter frame

the story is never gonna be coherent and satisfying at the same time anyway

[hollow mirage]

i still would recommend they at least understand the basics of the game first

before throwing themselves into duviri and the circuit

[tidal raven]

Im sincerly sorry for your loss

[hollow mirage]

hush

[neon pine]

my condolences

[tidal raven]

😔
🙏

[proud wren]

duviri would be too much

it's a lot of mechanics just thrust into your face

and it gives a false idea of what the actual game is like, duviri's operator melee focused gameplay is way different from the rest of the game

[tidal raven]

No way they put Soulframe into warframe

[hollow mirage]

yea it’s literally mechanics from an entirely separate game pretty much

[warm maple]

Don't go for Duviri, the game shouldn't be started there

[bitter granite]

Pray for them

[warm maple]

🙏

[tidal raven]

🙏

[bitter granite]

But at least it isn’t Destiny 2

[tidal raven]

True

[warm maple]

True

[drifting kernel]

True

[proud wren]

very true

[warm maple]

It's worse

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/can-i-get-amen-gif-15443813

[hollow mirage]

its an amen 🤓

[tidal raven]

Somehow

[bitter granite]

But at least you don’t have to spend hundreds of dollars for minimum content and to get cucked

[tidal raven]

^^

[bitter granite]

In warframe you just get cucked for free

[tidal raven]

TRUE

Instead of the weapon getting literally removed via sunsetting
Now you can get the weapon pratically removed by power creep

[proud wren]

true

[bitter granite]

Instead of fixing a warframe’s kit they added subsume so you can just slap on pillage or gloom

And if your kit was fine before now everyone has your kit

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

RIP Sevagoth

[proud wren]

sevagoth is a good frame though

[bitter granite]

If gloom wasn’t the subsume they would probably see more play since it’s the best part of their kit, but since everyone can use it why not just use someone else with gloom

gurada is almost done and she is getting gloom slapped on her til I say otherwises

[proud wren]

it's not like you slap gloom on every frame

[proud wren]

yeah gloom is just her better 2

with her two you can only really settle down in one area like nidus, with gloom you can go wherever yo uwant

[bitter granite]

True, I just shield gate cause devs can’t balance defenses well enough

[proud wren]

i use neither

[bitter granite]

Wukong and Garuda tomorrow than Nekros on Friday

[proud wren]

sweet

garuda is really good for staying alive

i would call her a tank of sorts but she doesn't really tank

[bitter granite]

I’m having so much fun with Hildryn that I forgot about energy

Crazy that energy is a thing

[proud wren]

with garuda energy is never an issue

[bitter granite]

True

[proud wren]

her 3 takes hp to restore energy, and you just restore all that hp back with gloom and her 4

[bitter granite]

I kinda wish Inaros or Nidus ran off of health as energy just how Hildryn does for shields

[proud wren]

and you can use the soul mirror from her 1 to make it so that she doesn't get hit very often

[tidal raven]

Is she a sustainer?

Characters in games who regen a ton of hp to stay alive in fights are still Tanks

[bitter granite]

Yep

[proud wren]

kind of? not really

[tidal raven]

In GW2, certain warrior builds allow you to tank from the sheer regen you have

[proud wren]

she has standard 300hp, standard 300 shields

her one is a large glass pane that blocks all damage

her two would be something that restores her hp but it's not like she has super high hp

her 3 sacrifices health to restore anergy and cleanse status effects

[hollow mirage]

DE giving old weapons incarnons so now theyre in top tier category:

[proud wren]

and her four is a bunch of enemy seeking talons that proc bleed and marks them so every hit from your weapons makes them bleed

[tidal raven]

So she would be a sustain tank then
Unless her 2 has a cooldown you can just spam it

Thats the impression I get atleast

[proud wren]

her two creates an enemy into a blood altar that feeds her hp

[tidal raven]

DE adding a variant of an old weapon instead of just fixing it:

[proud wren]

but gloom is just the better version

[bitter granite]

They couldn’t make a prime prime so they made incarnons

[tidal raven]

Yeah Glooms lifesteal is rediculous

[proud wren]

mhm

[hollow mirage]

if you can think of a way to fix the Braton, be my guest

[proud wren]

without her soul mirror though, she gets gunned down easily

due to her low base shields and hp

[bitter granite]

Buffs exist

[hollow mirage]

her 4 gives her short moments of invincibility though, which is nice

[proud wren]

unless you turtle up by holding down four, because while you're casting it you're invincible

[hollow mirage]

can also fly

[bitter granite]

Reminds me I still need to rework my game

Removed one system and now everything has to be changed

[proud wren]

she has nice crowd control from her four, gets nice damage from her passive and her four's bleed marks

her four is a little busted

[bitter granite]

Also I feel like making the magic classes stronger

[proud wren]

plus it makes her invincible like valkyr's

[hollow mirage]

her 4 also goes through walls, but I believe its damage falls off really hard

it goes from damage to a support ability for marking enemies

[proud wren]

yeah

her four in early levels is a nuke

but like past maybe level 60 it just becomse a little weapon platform

[tidal raven]

Just make it more intresting
Ive seen it work sometimes, but the Braton is less balance and more "Would you rather have a basic ass assault rifle, or the laser guided rocket launcher from half life 2"

If you wanna buff it and not upset the guys whod pick the former
Just up its stats really

[hollow mirage]

Braton is the starter weapon, so theres not much you can do to it

thats the thing.

you cant just buff the early game weapons that much, if at all

[tidal raven]

*One of the starter weapons
All though, the other one is a bow, Just a bow

[hollow mirage]

Warframe has a progression system.
breathing new life into old weapons with incarnons was 100% the way to go

[tidal raven]

Breathing old life into new weapons, something Primes apparently couldnt do

[warm maple]

They should buff the braton to make it end game viable

[hollow mirage]

primes grew old too

which is why Incarnons work on primes.

[warm maple]

They should get rid of all weapons and just have the braton

[tidal raven]

True

[hollow mirage]

cant have power creep if theres nothing to power creep

[tidal raven]

Exactly

[gritty summit]

the xoris

[hollow mirage]

the Boris

[gritty summit]

🅱️ oris

[hollow mirage]

name the Xoris "Xoris Johnson"

[warm maple]

I'll do it for 20 plat

[gritty summit]

i sold my xoris for credits

[proud wren]

^^ same

i thought it was some worthless weapon from a quest and didn't have much point in keeping

[warm maple]

Imagine selling your xoris smh

[bitter granite]

Why power creep when you can add a weapon that does the same exactly thing just with a different name and more damage

Same effects and visuals just a name change

[hollow mirage]

Gamigo try not to add a terrible crafting recipe to new content (impossible)

you know its good when even Scyushi says he might not even craft the thing on the live server

[next hamlet]

I HATE IT HERE

[crystal field]

the guts sword

the amount of berserk refrences in the dark souls series and elden ring is insane

https://youtu.be/u8YiTIURqcE

[hollow mirage]

that is awful

[tidal raven]

Sanest trove grind

[neon pine]

SINCE WHEN

SINCE FUCKING WHEN

[warm maple]

That's always been a thing

[proud wren]

^^

[neon pine]

there is no way

[hollow mirage]

think they mean it not needing a broken hero sword

[neon pine]

YES EXACTLY

[proud wren]

yeah ofc

[neon pine]

when did they change it...

[proud wren]

it's only the terra balde that needs broken hero sword im p sure

[hollow mirage]

I dunno quite when, but its been there for a while

[crystal field]

probably with the melee rework

[neon pine]

im actually losing my shit

[hollow mirage]

not that recent I dont think

[crystal field]

melee rework isnt recent

[hollow mirage]

i'll just check the wiki

[neon pine]

1.4.1

im gone

has it actually been that long since i touched melee

[hollow mirage]

ok no it was that recent

[neon pine]

im gonna break down

[proud wren]

why

it's just an easier recipe

[neon pine]

my whole life

i was used to needing 3 broken hero swords

[hollow mirage]

they also made it so Terra Blade is post golem though as well

[neon pine]

then it was 2

and now its 1.

[hollow mirage]

because now mothron is post golem, and they drop the broken hero sword

[proud wren]

they made your life easier, congrats

[neon pine]

youre missing the point goose

this has psychologically fucked me up

[crystal field]

the whole post plantera terraria is so mushed together

golem or cultist dont need preparation might as well go for pillar weapons at that point

[proud wren]

over terraria

[crystal field]

they should really add some tough boss in the middle or somehow change it around

[proud wren]

EoL

[neon pine]

you would not get it

[hollow mirage]

one thats tied to progression

[crystal field]

shes optional

[neon pine]

like actually

[warm maple]

What playing warrior does to a mf

[neon pine]

all my life,,,
ive been used to one recipe and one recipe only,,,

[proud wren]

all your life?

how old are you

[neon pine]

all my life.

that's not important
what's important is

[hollow mirage]

Terraria is like 12 years old

[neon pine]

this recipe change has fucked me up

[gritty summit]

papu

[proud wren]

^^

[hollow mirage]

I remember when 1.2 came out for mobile. that was hype

[neon pine]

technically still fits since you don't gain consciousness until you're like 6

[proud wren]

w h a t

[neon pine]

bear with me

[proud wren]

you gain conciosness when you're 4??

[gritty summit]

no way another sushi

[neon pine]

i certainly fucking didnt

[neon pine]

hi hello hi heoo

[proud wren]

skill issue ig

[gritty summit]

hihelol hi

[warm maple]

What are you on about?

[neon pine]

my earliest memories were like
when i was 6-7

[proud wren]

you didn't?

[warm maple]

Do you mean awearness?

[proud wren]

yeah basicaly

[neon pine]

you got what i meant.

[tidal raven]

You got your conciousness only when you were 6?

[warm maple]

[hollow mirage]

sentience

[neon pine]

brain

[proud wren]

like when you turn from a gurgling and babbling baby to where you can start remembering shit

[warm maple]

conciousness is being awake

[neon pine]

i got my government-mandated brain at 6-7

[gritty summit]

how do you unlock conciousness

[tidal raven]

My mind draws a complete blank at anything before age 8

[warm maple]

How many fingers am I holding up? 🖐️

[proud wren]

6

[gritty summit]

7

[hollow mirage]

I can remember running up and down the sidewalk while staring at the sun, then tripping and falling.
And then doing it like 2 more times

[neon pine]

6

[tidal raven]

Uhhh
Uhm

17

[warm maple]

Damn

[proud wren]

skissue

[neon pine]

yeah see?

[hollow mirage]

I wanted to see if the sun would follow

[proud wren]

yeah but that's just sad

imagine not having 4 years worth of memories

[gritty summit]

when i was smol i always wondered why the moon followed us everywhere at night

[hollow mirage]

imagine having memories

[neon pine]

you do know that like

[proud wren]

i remember being terrified that the sun followed me

[neon pine]

that average age of gaining the ability to remember things is

[proud wren]

it's 4

[neon pine]

well, an average

you can't say "oh he'll gain the ability to remember shit at 5" like no that's not how the brain works

[proud wren]

it's usually 4, but can be earlier/later

there's people who remember being breast fed, i feel bad for them

[neon pine]

people can have memories as early as 2 or 3 and some can have memories as late as 7-8

and this is why i'm happy with my 6-7 years of lost memories

[drifting kernel]

i used to lose my shit over being able to see the moon during the day

[proud wren]

same

i thought i had like vision powers or somethin

[drifting kernel]

yeah well i have really bad astigmatism so i do have vision powers

[neon pine]

the inability to drive at night

i feel that though

[gritty summit]

bat echolocation

constantly scream at walls

[neon pine]

i already do that

for different reasons

[drifting kernel]

based!

[neon pine]

how did i manage to de-rail the convo from me breaking down over a recipe change in terraria to discussing the age at which we gain sentience to childhood memories

[warm maple]

I read that as "buy estrogen"

[drifting kernel]

you should

[neon pine]

you should do both

[warm maple]

At a glance

I should

[analog crypt]

Scream at a wall till someone gives you some

[drifting kernel]

the man in the wall

[warm maple]

I have the urge to scream

[drifting kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-21510495

[neon pine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/456560713041707020/1123898906657443911/778850F1-16A1-4C44-82E1-9741FE341DE3.gif

[drifting kernel]

overcook him

[neon pine]

burnt

[tidal raven]

https://tenor.com/view/white-light-death-smiling-died-with-a-smile-final-fantasy_xiv-gif-25336896

[gritty summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1101493867401982053/cry_kitty.gif

[neon pine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1023720260039360576/1121546532081106954/20220418_155809-1-1-1-1-1-1.gif

topic-appropriate gif

[drifting kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/889897657051521185/1054793538140905472/69962567-FA36-4D47-B08E-E1C3A69881A2.gif

[neon pine]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-moment-rat-gif-22816005

[gritty summit]

[warm maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/449746394643955712/1090117719044669470/brickdance2.gif

[neon pine]

brick <3

[limber swan]

The Gustavo and Brick (The Rat) Hour!

[warm maple]

https://tenor.com/view/culihasa-dopa-jinja-elmascapito-rat-rata-gif-24915842

[atomic spear]

Yeah they nuts if they think I'm spending 15 forma to make sev fun

I like him but hes not even good for railjack

[proud wren]

i mean... it's only really 8 forma

get an affinity booster, run ESO and youll get that forma in no time

[atomic spear]

And how long did ot take for operator to be good?
It took a thousand hours, before i stepped into the circuit

[gritty summit]

[proud wren]

wait seriously it took you a thousand hours?

[atomic spear]

Duviri is a better place to start

[proud wren]

no it is not.

[warm maple]

N o

[hollow mirage]

No the fuck its not

[proud wren]

operator isn't really meant to be "good" anyways

[atomic spear]

Operator still isn't going to stop level 100+ enemies ij time during last gasp even after all that work

[proud wren]

what is your warframe for?

[hollow mirage]

my operator can kill level 100+ enemies.

[atomic spear]

Even after busting my ass go get higher amps, get 6/10 way bounds

[proud wren]

depends what amps you got and what school you're in

[atomic spear]

So yes, i would rather have started in duvirir

[proud wren]

and how would starting in duviri help you exactyl?

[warm maple]

[neon pine]

amoung

[atomic spear]

33 free frames

[proud wren]

the frames are free reguardless

[warm maple]

You still have to grind for them

[atomic spear]

Instead of busting my ass in missions that are rarely if ever fun

[warm maple]

And build them

[hollow mirage]

your vision of duviri is sqewed because you already had experience.
duviri doesnt just give you the operator

[proud wren]

^^

[hollow mirage]

you still have to progress through the story

[proud wren]

in duviri all you have acess to is the melee focused operator im p sure

[atomic spear]

Circuit is far more fun than the main game, and that is both their greatest failure and triumph

[proud wren]

honestly i cannot agree

[hollow mirage]

yes but LEARN THE FUCKING FUNDAMENTALS FIRST

[proud wren]

i kinda despise circuit

[atomic spear]

It only took them ten years to let you try a weapon before you invest time assembling it

[hollow mirage]

You are telling a brand new player to go straight into content before learning the fucking game

[warm maple]

[atomic spear]

Fuck the story

Imma be honest

[proud wren]

kinda stinks but youtube videos exist for a reason

[atomic spear]

Kill captain vor for the fourth time despite him being cut in half during hour ten

[proud wren]

four times?

[hollow mirage]

youre still going to have to build the weapon anyways, so getting it in circuit means jack shit

[proud wren]

im p sure i only killed him like twice

[atomic spear]

Here is our best recurring antagonist, you'll meet him again in another couple hours, for now just assassinate zanuka

[hollow mirage]

build it for mastery, then you can see if you like using it

[proud wren]

wait vor is recurring?

[atomic spear]

Assassination? No he got better

[proud wren]

honestly the first half of the story missions are just cheeks

[atomic spear]

They nonchalatly let you kill alad v before you even know who he is

[proud wren]

the new strange, and war within are where it actually starts to get interesting

so uh how is this related to duviri anyawys

[atomic spear]

Don't tell me duviri is bad for the story

[proud wren]

did we?

[hollow mirage]

if youre a new player, it 100% is

[atomic spear]

Warframe is bad for its story

[hollow mirage]

shortly after duviri I'd see posts that Duviri only confused people even more

[atomic spear]

That's a sick like lie to sell to new players

Like flawed mods

[hollow mirage]

Duviri is 100% a bad starting point because it makes the story even more convoluted

[proud wren]

^^

[atomic spear]

The story cannot be fixed

[proud wren]

and it puts the wrong ideas in new players heads

[atomic spear]

So you might as well enjoy yourself

[hollow mirage]

so youre telling them to confuse everything even more??

[proud wren]

duviri is WAY different from the main game

[hollow mirage]

you want a player to go into the game thinking "whos drifter. where did this hand come from. why do I have a horse. whos teshin and this rabbit."

[proud wren]

it's just a bad idea for people to start in practically a different game

and then when they leave duviri they'll be like "wtf is this?"

[hollow mirage]

and then go to base game and have NONE of it explained until a few hundred hours and you get to The New War

[atomic spear]

They should just have fun

[hollow mirage]

you'll see Teshin, and wonder "wait why does he look different"

[atomic spear]

Because the writers certainly didn't

[proud wren]

yknow there's people out there who actually care if there's a weird ass story with nothing explained

[hollow mirage]

from a story perspective, Duviri is BAD for new players

[proud wren]

it's not like the main game's story is that good, but diviri's is certainly worse if you start off in it

[hollow mirage]

and for US it only made sense because we experienced what Duviri is based off of, so we didnt get a confusing experience

[atomic spear]

It doesn't matter because they both converge

[proud wren]

it DOES though

you can't just say it doesn't matter when it does

[warm maple]

[atomic spear]

Anyone paying attention will understand the relativity of events

[proud wren]

starting point gives the first impressions of a game

[proud wren]

it's official tavaer is hopeless

[hollow mirage]

TAVAER IT ONLY MAKES SENSE BECAUSE YOU KNEW THE SHIT BEFORE HAND

Duviri is literally POST NEW WAR

[atomic spear]

By the time i got there, i didn't even care anymore

[hollow mirage]

but DE fucked up with making it available at the start.

so now players are getting shown story that wont make sense for a few hundred hours

[proud wren]

duviri's big selling point is explaining why we saw the drifter in the new war

[atomic spear]

That's not the fuck up

[proud wren]

if you start off in duviri, you have no idea about the new war

[atomic spear]

The fuck up was making duviri better than the regular game

You would really have preferred duviri be locked behind necramech too?

Really?

[proud wren]

honestly yeah

cause duviri isn't that fun

[hollow mirage]

I'll disagre to it not being fun, I enjoy what it adds gameplay wise.
but its not new player friendly

[warm maple]

duviri gets boring once you've gotten all the intrinsics

[atomic spear]

The bs robot that you didn't even need, because the designers were too careless to actually make you do orphix during new war, the only time it makes sense?

[proud wren]

some people actually use necramech yknow

[atomic spear]

Bc new players can walk into an orphix mission first thing and nothing will make sense

[warm maple]

To be fair, the necramech was completely unnecessary

[proud wren]

^^

but it is a nice thing to have

[hollow mirage]

I'm still happy to have one, because it can change up some gameplay a little

[atomic spear]

New players can que into invasions and fissures and skip swathes of the atory already

[warm maple]

They just added it to the quest becuase then people couldn't complain about them being content island because ooooh look they're in the quest

[atomic spear]

But starting duviri is the worst thing a new player can do?

[proud wren]

tavaer the thing is that if they start in duviri, you think they'll know what fissures or invasions are?

no, infact they won't know ANYTHING about the game

because duviri is so different from the main game

[hollow mirage]

which is why I'm saying let them learn the basics first

[atomic spear]

Duviri has a tutorial

[hollow mirage]

let them actually learn the game before doing the side content that changes up the entire game

[proud wren]

does that tutorial apply to the rest of the game? fuck no

[hollow mirage]

it shows you how to play the game and some game modes, but nothing related to the star chart, or story, or abilities, or your orbiter segments

[proud wren]

that tutorial taught you how to read and react to what the enemies were doing, which is exclusive to duviri

[atomic spear]

This is rich, like stale belgian chocolate 💀

[proud wren]

he's hopesless doc there's no point arguing anymore

it's even more hopeless than nemmy thinking magic storage wasn't QoL

[hollow mirage]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[warm maple]

[hollow mirage]

[atomic spear]

The latest in a long line of ball drops from de, eh?

A ten year long series of craters

[hollow mirage]

id disagree

DE imo has created something truly incredible in my eyes. something different and unique.

[proud wren]

you make it sound like warframe is some dogshit game along with its creators

[hollow mirage]

I like the game a lot, and what they add is great for the added fact its all free

theres no paywalled expansions/DLC like other MMOs and F2P games

[atomic spear]

What does that say about me, who put hours into it?

I'm the whole circus then.

[hollow mirage]

we've put hours into it too

you say that like youre the only one whos played the game

I have more time in Warframe than you and goose combined

[proud wren]

true

[onyx loom]

but tav is the only one here that's pissed and whinged about it in proportion to hours played

warframe is flawed as fuck yes but in terms of it and all of the content within it being utterly free, it's pretty fuckin spectacular

[limber swan]

FR though, Hopoo; Klei; Super Giant; New Blood and many other indie studios showing that you don't need 4k ultra realistic graphics to have a fun game

[hollow mirage]

gameplay>graphics, but thats not an excuse to have bad graphics

[limber swan]

Art style>graphical fidelity

[hollow mirage]

graphics can be bad, and should be complained about, but that doesnt mean complain about a games graphics just because its old

[limber swan]

E.Y.E looks terrible but the art style of the game is downright inspired if ripping off 40k

[warm maple]

But E.Y.E is fucking amazing though

The devs did make Space hulk death wing

[neon pine]

cruelty squad

[hollow mirage]

this fits in with it too, for sure

like, art of rally is a very simplistic game, but thats the style its going for, and it works very very well

[digital hamlet]

i'm much more willing to play a good game with bad graphics than a bad game with good graphics

[hollow mirage]

so the result is a very pretty game, because of the simplicity in it

[limber swan]

Games need to have fuller auto more often

[warm maple]

They do

[hollow mirage]

and dual wielding

[stuck grove]

I enjoy games with a charming artsyle, even if the artstyle is intentionally having less "pretty" graphics. For example, Borderlands 1 & 2 had a chunky cell-shaded art style which looked phenomenal and was essentially made the Borderlands Style. In comes 3 and it all looks morer fancy and pretty, didnt like it.

[hollow mirage]

BL3 lost the style, but not entirely

it changed how things looked, so was different to what we were used to

which wasn’t bad, it still felt borderlands, but didn’t fully feel like it

[tidal raven]

I demand a game that looks like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNhKAJwlj04&pp=ygURcnVuZXRlcnJhIHRyYWlsZXI%3D

[hollow mirage]

it lost some of the style in the game being more modernized, but overall I still enjoyed it

better than the game losing it entirely

[stuck grove]

It just doesnt feel like the borderlands I was used to from bl1 up to Tales From the Borderlands. BL3 had good gameplay, I'll give that much, 3 absolutely amazing dlc, then whatever came after Bounty of Blood, but the story of the base game and then endgame content was lacking.

[proud wren]

you’re funny

[hollow mirage]

writing was ass, i’ll agree to that, but it was still at its heart a borderlands game

[proud wren]

the guns were cool

[tidal raven]

My singular gripe with BL3 is some things looking way too shiny, and the particles being way too flashy sometimes (especially on grenades)
Otherwise it just looks better imo

[stuck grove]

But I'm just biased, my favorite of the series is 1, won't lie about that.

[hollow mirage]

BL3s endgame had way better potential than 2, but it was wasted

[tidal raven]

My favorite game is TPS
I have 0 input on what a good BL game is

[hollow mirage]

we got the Maliwan raid, and we could have gotten raid bosses in the DLCs

[tidal raven]

Im so upset they cut the dlc early

Claptastic was very good

[stuck grove]

Eh, TPS was an alright game, the story was absolutely great, oxygen was a pain, low gravity was pretty fun, but the gunplay and most guns were pretty much just copy-paste from 2.

[analog crypt]

Think gameplay of 3 mixed with style and art of 2 would be great

[hollow mirage]

so, BL2 remastered with BL3s gameplay

[stuck grove]

Perhaps

Also, Dr, we have an issue. Weekly Rare Drop is removed.

[tidal raven]

I'll agree on that, Oxygen management was kind of a pain
Even I noticed a ton of guns were copy-pastey with a few adjustments
Might've been mitigated with more time and dlc to put some more unique ideas onto the table

[hollow mirage]

W H A T

EXCUSE ME?

[stuck grove]

Yeah.

[analog crypt]

Yea p much

[bitter granite]

Just play legends of runeterra than

[bitter granite]

Remnant 2 when?

If you know you know

[hollow mirage]

July 25th

[bitter granite]

Weakness

[hollow mirage]

July 24th

[bitter granite]

No

21st

[hollow mirage]

July 20th

just go live in australia or something, get the game early

[bitter granite]

21st is the earliest I know of

Xbox 21st, early access 22nd, full release 25th

[analog crypt]

Never

Game isn’t real

[bitter granite]

I lived

[limber swan]

Dammit, Florida got away

[bitter granite]

Sadly

I joined a random LFG post for warframe and dude said I’m in a good mood here is 200 plat

He gave me the plat and than kicked me from party

I don’t know what happened but now I got the plat for more weapon slots

And now someone gave me a Rime Rounds for 5p after I just sold mine for 40p, wtf is going on

Need to find another dumb trade now to make it 3

2 is an uneven number

[proud wren]

I still exist sweet

[drifting kernel]

i dont exist
f

[warm maple]

Rip doc

[bitter granite]

All part of the plan

Food

[drifting kernel]

the saturation

[bitter granite]

Bright outside and door was opened

I smell a surrender

[warm maple]

nuh uh

[bitter granite]

Want me to explain what is happening here

In simple terms

[warm maple]

Yes

[bitter granite]

1st, evenly matched is used focusing the opponent to banish cards til they have the same amount as you, you only have this one card

So they banish til 1

2nd your opponent banished this card to burn you for 1200 health, this banishes but does not negate, he does this using this monster

So your opponent banished the only card you had forcing them to banish their whole field face down so they can’t even use banish effects of their deck

While you would have removed all but 1 card from their field you instead removed all

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

You get: burned for 1200 of your health
Your opponent: loses their whole field

[oblique radish]

trade offer
I lose: 1200 hp
you lose: everything

[ebon void]

I made these myself

just wanted to post it somewhere

[bitter granite]

I might have to start watching the yugioh anime cause wtf is going on

[analog crypt]

It’s a cat girl dueling a dog wdym

[bitter granite]

Should have been me

[balmy mason]

i love behind the name so much

i am now naming my ds3 character lard basher

[gritty summit]

beautiful

[onyx loom]

indie horror

[limber swan]

As crazy as saying Moses used Beyblades to part the Red Sea

[limpid sequoia]

Gaming time

[hollow mirage]

i hate this

[near sentinel]

Motherfucker why you got a whole ass watermelon

[hollow mirage]

half a watermelon

[limpid sequoia]

Dude it’s so good. You can’t even argue that. Watermelon is amazing

Watermelon and a fork. All you need for a luxurious dinner

[near sentinel]

depends heavily on the watermelon

[limpid sequoia]

uhm

Make sure the watermelon is good

And then bam you got yourself a 5 star meal

[crisp hound]

Once I get home from vacation I can fuck around with kullervo

[hollow mirage]

at least cut it up into pieces and have it in a bowl

[limpid sequoia]

The melon IS the bowl

It’s legit just a big bowl

[hollow mirage]

i hate it

[warm maple]

:)

[onyx loom]

i respect it

[hollow mirage]

:(

[limpid sequoia]

I liek water melons

[onyx loom]

nature's gifts

[limpid sequoia]

If you are feeling adventurous, you don’t even need a fork

Use ya hands

[hollow mirage]

just stick your face into it and scrape it with your teeth

[warm maple]

Bet

[onyx loom]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-watermelon-watermelon-cat-cat-stunned-heonism-gif-23758788

[hollow mirage]

"wanna know how I got these stains"

[limpid sequoia]

That one video of the guy dressed as Batman destroying a watermelon

https://tenor.com/view/batman-watermelon-fortnite-cgi-gif-26031101

[warm maple]

https://tenor.com/view/watermelon-bunny-rabbit-water-melon-gif-23255822

[limpid sequoia]

Anyways enough about watermelon. This is #other-games

Uhm

[bitter granite]

Wrong

[limpid sequoia]

Minecraft watermelon

[bitter granite]

This is the domain of the seven deadly gamers

[limpid sequoia]

what

[limpid sequoia]

God bless.

That’s from. Yoshis story right?

[onyx loom]

i think it's dk64

[limpid sequoia]

Awwwww

Almost.

The melons in Yoshis story look similar tho

[drifting kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/watermelon-eating-hungry-messy-gif-14415889

[limpid sequoia]

Exactly

[bitter granite]

Me when Sushiba

The taste like sushi

Back to my trauma dump anime

[limpid sequoia]

Almost done

[bitter granite]

You didn’t share?

[limpid sequoia]

No

It’s mine :((

[bitter granite]

Me when I find you

[limpid sequoia]

what

[bitter granite]

I’m the wall

[limpid sequoia]

What’s the correlation

[bitter granite]

don’t ask for sauce I don’t know what and been trying to find it

[limpid sequoia]

What does that have to do with watenrmelon

[bitter granite]

You didn’t share

So I’m keeping you trapped on this wall

LETS GOOOOO MORE SAD BACKGROUND STORIES

[limpid sequoia]

I am 200 pounds of raw muscle. You will die

5”7

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-pink-gun-shoot-girly-gun-gif-25395477

[limpid sequoia]

I’m short and thick don’t mess with me

[bitter granite]

Muscles don’t stop my hello Kitty hollow point bullets

[limpid sequoia]

Dude

[limpid sequoia]

Ok so if we are this close to eachother. I am in melee range. I can punch the crap out of you. You Pulling out a gun at this distance is incredibly stupid

[bitter granite]

It works in the movies, wdym

[limpid sequoia]

Welcome to the real world. Plot armor don’t exist. Wake up

Also how is eating half a melon worth a mans life

[bitter granite]

If plot armor doesn’t exist than how did I survive a heart attack

[limpid sequoia]

Then a miracle took place

[bitter granite]

Or a plane crash that killed 100% of the people on the plane

Or a train crash that killed 100% of people on the train

How did I survive stubbing my toe

[limpid sequoia]

God had plans for the people on the train

[bitter granite]

While stepping on a Lego

[limpid sequoia]

And the plane

[limpid sequoia]

It doesn’t hurt that bad. Pain can’t kill you. Unless your are sensitive and you die from a panic attack from the pain

[bitter granite]

It stubbed my toe on the sharpest water bottle on existence and came out with omnipresent powers

[limpid sequoia]

k

[bitter granite]

Okay dinner break over back to my anime

Coming to pick up the other half later

[hollow mirage]

I think something is wrong.

[balmy mason]

this would be awful tbh

blasted with ball scent

not really but you get it

why would anyone do it though

[bitter granite]

Just use frebreeze

[analog crypt]

Axe

Cleans all your balls

[bitter granite]

*cut

Replace any one word in that sentence with cut

[hollow mirage]

cut cut your cut

[bitter granite]

[proud wren]

i was looking at reviews for dave the diver and this review came up

[oblique radish]

Ghost's steam points after this post

https://tenor.com/view/cash-money-lie-down-relax-gif-17265095

[bitter granite]

New Yugioh protagonist just dropped for the next big story, kinda hot

Diaval Star the Black Witch

[hollow mirage]

yesss the really pretty wheels

[royal warren]

sir your tapir is looking depressed

[hollow mirage]

its probably meant to do that

[royal warren]

ma'am we're gonna need you to cover up literally all of your skin thank you

[bitter granite]

New archetype is called Snake Eyes

[royal warren]

that one line on her chest isn't going to survive the translation

[bitter granite]

Never does

[royal warren]

i know konami hates doing it because its not cool but they should've probably just made more cards for that dark witch archetype

the like fallen angels one i forget what it is

[bitter granite]

https://twitter.com/skarlonygo/status/1676790442371821568?s=46&t=q-inp8gKT7qUp_uFmL_Qaw

Skarlon 🇬🇧 🏳️‍⚧️ (@SkarlonYGO)

GOOD PYRO DECK ALERT GOOD PYRO DECK ALERT @Payne964

Twitter · Jul 6, 2023, 3:09 AM

This whole thread shows all the cards

[royal warren]

https://ms.yugipedia.com//4/4b/VolcanicScattershot-AP07-EN-C-UE.png

finally its time

[bitter granite]

Seems like mostly main deck focused and actual hood pyro monsters