other-games

[frosty yoke]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[gritty summit]

yes but you could become the bear while having the bear title on top

[frosty yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/listen-one-job-gif-12942767

[gritty summit]

[frosty yoke]

I havent booted D4 up inawhile, or any game for that matter atm. Trying to get my CCW together.

[limpid sequoia]

What's D4?

[gritty summit]

Diablo 4

[warm maple]

game hard

[gritty summit]

reminds me of the classic wow queue lines for quests

[frosty yoke]

Heres a good one.

[gritty summit]

when season 1

[frosty yoke]

S O O N

[gritty summit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWSXblcdr8U @bitter granite that was a bit random

[bitter granite]

They teased they awhile ago back around full launch

[gritty summit]

oh

[gritty summit]

huh

[tidal raven]

The people who are in 100+ servers when this drops (They are in only 5 servers now)

[gritty summit]

me fr

[tidal raven]

Its not an addiction
I can stop anytime I want

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-ff14-finalfantasyxv-tonberry-hopon-gif-25423267

[tidal raven]

https://tenor.com/view/white-light-death-smiling-died-with-a-smile-final-fantasy_xiv-gif-25336896

[gritty summit]

nemmy when light theme discord

[tidal raven]

Other people whenever I post a discord screenshot

[hollow mirage]

[tidal raven]

Me when the swat soldier attempts to flashbang me

[gritty summit]

goofy potato

[frosty yoke]

My wallpaper atm. Love it.

[tidal raven]

Ah yes
The job i intend to get when im done getting into a grand company

Im sure I would be in one by now
If I dont spend so much time just vibing with friends in game

We did the Gridania and Ul'Dan story dungeons together tho, that was fun

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/dragoon-goon-gooning-gooner-ffxiv-gif-25820771

[tidal raven]

Plan to get Machinist and Dark Knight when I get to Ishgard(?)

[frosty yoke]

MCH is best class

[tidal raven]

I just like gun

https://tenor.com/view/lanene-lanene-machinist-gif-18325510

Im pretty sure the caliber on that gun is so low you wont even register being shot by it

[tidal raven]

[frosty yoke]

One day Mch will be worth it. . .

[proud wren]

There are some interesting ones there

[frosty yoke]

Sidenote: a friend of mine from work hit a sprinkler system inside a freezer the other day with a forklift. Good times.

[proud wren]

But the tysis

[tidal raven]

I am once again fixated on what just so happens to be the weakest class

[proud wren]

If I were you, I’d bin the Rivens for the tysis stinger and verglas

[gritty summit]

honse

[frosty yoke]

Yea, exactly how I felt when I started to like it and realized it was DEAD LAST. Didnt care, still did more damage than people. . . .most of the time.

You have alerted the horse.

[tidal raven]

I mess up the very basics of Thamaturge all the time
So ive already stopped caring

Plus im a Tank/Support player in every other game so the DPS race isnt something thats on my mind

[frosty yoke]

I hated Black mage. I absolutely despise just standing still to do stuff. MCH lets me run around like a jackass and still be useful.

[atomic spear]

Wasn't tysis unnerfed recently?

[tidal raven]

I am in way too deep

[tidal raven]

I picked Thamaturge as my starter, not knwoing much about them
Love Black Mages in FF, and the outfit preview looked nice enough

Now I just enjoy hurling icebergs at the local wildlife

[frosty yoke]

Ah yes, a true mage.

Especially these assholes.

[tidal raven]

Fat fuck

Give me my tenderloin

[hollow mirage]

riven capacity 12/15

you could easily unveil some rivens, trash em if you don’t like em, and repeat

could probably get rid of Tysis, Stinger, Fusilai, Ballistica.
thought you had a corinth, hope you sold it.
try to sell knell

[atomic spear]

I sold the corinth for like 50 p

[hollow mirage]

nice nice

[atomic spear]

I was planning to merge fusilaibif i couldn't sell it

[hollow mirage]

that works too

go for it

I think people like the Verglas so could try to sell it

I posted my carrier meme and some people mentioned Verglas

[atomic spear]

I am looking for a cinta riven. I want to really see if i can free up a spot on the circuit board with a riven

It's all dependent on the fire rate

[gritty summit]

among us

[atomic spear]

I've gotten used to +10% fire rate

Every single wisp player fucks it up

[gritty summit]

that would be me

[atomic spear]

Curse yooouuu

https://media.tenor.com/kQTmDmNTiRsAAAAM/curses-mojojojo.gif

Every single wisp player destroys mu primary

Always putting your blasted pheromones near an objective

In doorwayyyys

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-dancing-lizard-cry-about-it-gecko-dance-gif-20175430

[atomic spear]

Bloody hell

Are u avin a gaggle m8

Fr using a bow around a wisp player is an unironic

https://media.tenor.com/29eVSXd7ks0AAAAM/jojo-dio-brando.gif

[hollow mirage]

solution: git gud

[hollow mirage]

only 2 bows

[atomic spear]

I can't hit the perfect shot window with triple fire rate

Arrrrgh

[hollow mirage]

isn’t perfect shot weaker anyways.

[atomic spear]

Perfect shot is for clearing hallways and knocking down everything in it

[gritty summit]

i got a solution for you, play solo so you don't risk getting buffed by others

[atomic spear]

Full charge is for headshotting a sp thrax

[hollow mirage]

Wisp does also ruin internal bleeding setups, but those are very far and in between

they’re better than Hunter Munitions on very few weapons

even with the boosted firerate, losing the 70% chance for slash, it’s still 35% which is better than HMs 30%

[proud wren]

uh oh

oh ok it's just the scam where they say they reported your profile for scamming on accident

[gritty summit]

nerd

[fervent tapir]

[balmy mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/562324705357594642/1122900937162371212/manul_monday.mov.mp4

[tidal raven]

Amazing disguise

[hollow mirage]

why do you even accept random message requests.

[proud wren]

it's interesting

sometimes they got some cool stuff to say

[tidal raven]

[velvet parrot]

I'm tryna rizz up penny in stardew valley 😭

[tidal raven]

Ive been trying to get on Elliotts good side
He has single handedly gotten me into fishing

[crisp hound]

I love pallas cats so much

[velvet parrot]

Lol

I just started recently

[tidal raven]

Beach-side writer whos kind of a loner?
Sign me up instantly

[limpid sequoia]

Sf6 deejay

Dmc5

[tidal raven]

Ah yes
A DPS race in my first boss duty
Better teach them early I suppose

NPCs are having a very hard time beating it
But 8 minutes

[warm maple]

down to 19 fps

[gritty summit]

where steeve

[proud wren]

you got access?

[warm maple]

Ye

[proud wren]

i haven't gotten it yet sadly

[warm maple]

i imagine some of you lot will get it eventually

[proud wren]

is it fun?

[warm maple]

very fun

[proud wren]

now i just want it more

[warm maple]

Only issue so far is mining ore takes way too long

[proud wren]

i spent half an hour looking for cashes for this

thank you, DE

[hollow mirage]

could be good?

I know Vulkar has its own mod and a Wraith Variant

[proud wren]

i got one of these rivens again

i looked at a guide for it and the way this man does it is beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odUyVy87f5A&t=148s

[hollow mirage]

that is unbelievably easy

Steel Path Ani with Loki because he has longer wall grab passive

[gritty summit]

uhh do they always do these trailers for summer sale?

[proud wren]

i don't remember

[hollow mirage]

Loki with any kinda of AOE/chaining weapon

[proud wren]

well yeah ofc

but finding 18 enemies in one spot can be a bit rough

[hollow mirage]

Steel Path Ani.

it’s not hard

[proud wren]

i don't really have a weapon that can do that super easily

my go to choice would be chakkhurr but im slotting off my godroll riven for a mod that does nothing

so im not super confident about its damage

ok nevermind i actually just underestimated loki's time on the wall

WOOHOO

[modern schooner]

Gimme the cat grill friends

The only correct choice

[frosty yoke]

Same honestly.

[warm maple]

Not twin grakata tho 😔

[proud wren]

yeah

that's an interesting riven

[prisma remnant]

So perfectionist pacifist? Damn

[proud wren]

exactly

[prisma remnant]

What would be your win then

[proud wren]

it's a survival

all i have to do is survive

[prisma remnant]

Ah right, interesting indeed

[analog crypt]

5mins

[balmy mason]

https://tenor.com/view/how-mad-can-i-be-playing-guitar-flying-money-money-musician-gif-17939087

[proud wren]

let it die, let it die

let it shrivel up and die

[analog crypt]

Who’s to say the cat girlfriend can’t cook

[prisma remnant]

But a cat grill friend will most likely be a more normal, independent and tolerable friend

Additionally, it seems that thanks to the chef attire, they are a qualified chef, therefore they win there

[bitter granite]

I’m going to go hunt down a cat girlfriend

[prisma remnant]

*grill friend

[bitter granite]

Either way I’m cooking them

Everything is food if you believe hard enough

[analog crypt]

Sus

[bitter granite]

Not sus but true

[frosty yoke]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1654660/En_Garde/

Steam

En Garde!

From the forgotten pages of history, comes Adalia de Volador! Legendary swashbuckler. Dashing adventurer. Hero of the people.Play as Adalia in her daring escapades full of sword-fighting, satire and shenanigans. Challenge the cruel Count-Duke and oppose tyranny with panache!Beautifully painted locations, charismatic characters, and an astounding...

Release Date

August 2023

▶ Play video

[analog crypt]

Still sus

[bitter granite]

Proof?

It better be good proof or I’m cancelling your health, life, and oxygen insurance

Not just yours but everyone in your state

[proud wren]

dang

[hollow mirage]

yea it’s stupid long

[proud wren]

it doesn't evnen have a negative and the crit chance is that high

oh my another chakkhurr riven

it actuallyd doesn't seem to bad as it is

it's pretty racist, plus it gives crit chance

[bitter granite]

@analog crypt reveal the hunter already you fools

[analog crypt]

Medic

[bitter granite]

All but gunsligner is a starter

[analog crypt]

I’m doing medic first

[bitter granite]

Definitely going Handler as my starting class

Unless hunter changes my mind

Feel like highest dps is gonna come from a hunter/gunslinger mix and I want to be a glass cannon

[analog crypt]

I feel like Hunter going to be rifle/bow related

[bitter granite]

Yea more long range weapons

[analog crypt]

Probably some target marking

Some part buff

[bitter granite]

Auto aim skill

[analog crypt]

More headshot damage or penetration

[bitter granite]

Hunting rifle goes brrr

Wonder if hunting rifle is still gonna be a monster

[warm maple]

Has anyone here played Victoria 3?

[analog crypt]

Nopers

[warm maple]

Sadge

[bitter granite]

@hollow mirage how much r34 of Hildryn is available, asking for a friend

He just finished getting her to max to subsume

[hollow mirage]

just go search yourself, its not hard

[bitter granite]

But I need to know how much, give me a estimate

[hollow mirage]

probably around 100

[bitter granite]

Also I just cleaned by search history, the fbi is after me again for looking up “how to recreate the Titanic”

[proud wren]

look itup yourself

it's not hard

r34 gives you a number of all the posts for a certain character

[bitter granite]

What am I paying you for

[proud wren]

nothing

[bitter granite]

Also wtf is going on with duviri, whole thing is pixelated and it just isn’t going away

[drifting kernel]

its getting babyfaced

also hot take
giorno's theme is nowhere near the best song in part 5

[bitter granite]

I just want to play the one fun thing about this game in peace

[clear temple]

sadly that is a hot take, but it is the absolute truth

Jojo music is usually only known for the main characters theme, which is technically more a general theme for the entire part (especially in part 3 and part 5)

[drifting kernel]

lotta feroce and un'altra persona are the best part 5 songs imo

[clear temple]

but like Narancia's, Mista's, ||Diavolo's|| and Risotto's are some of my personal favorites

[clear temple]

when i mean ||Diavolo's theme|| i mean the song literally called ||diavolo|| not un'altra persona

its just such a mysterious and menacing theme

[drifting kernel]

[clear temple]

werent they in prison

[drifting kernel]

exactly my thoughts

[warm maple]

I hope they're in prison

[proud wren]

this is not a good sign

[woven frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/titan-megamind-silent-hill-dead-inside-stare-gif-23717163

[proud wren]

https://tenor.com/view/kit-gif-22858184

[woven frigate]

i think i found out why he's trending

[proud wren]

why

did he drop the soap in prison or somethin

[drifting kernel]

lets just say
the second word of that sentence may be wrong

[warm maple]

guh

[proud wren]

shadman? shadwoman.

[hollow mirage]

shadthing

[warm maple]

shadpants

[proud wren]

what's in your pants? shad.

[drifting kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/936018816192888882/1123036649450901605/MissileShaker.mov

missle in my pants

[hollow mirage]

shad n camed

[drifting kernel]

twitter has somehow gotten even worse the past few days
i didnt even know it was possible

[bitter granite]

You say that until a blonde 15 year old wearing pink walks up to you and you hear a piano start playing

why it no reply

[modern schooner]

dog

[hollow mirage]

"this looks like Heks mum"
damn Ready or Not really goin after Vay Hek

[frosty yoke]

Kinda reminds me of Maha Zoldyck, atleast the shape I suppose.

[drifting kernel]

best part of mhr

[buoyant breach]

should i do a modded orvanilla playthrough of terraria i need a decider ple!!ase!!!]

[drifting kernel]

modded

[buoyant breach]

thanks jit

[hollow mirage]

modded always

very slight QoL mods at the minimum if you want vanilla feel

I was gonna say “what a dumb post”
then saw who posted it.

[drifting kernel]

ayo the jars

im putting voodoo dolls in them

[proud wren]

still a pretty dumb post

[hollow mirage]

it’s a teaser you goober

[proud wren]

also doc did you notice the second chakkhurr riven that i rolled

[proud wren]

i just noticed the sword

[hollow mirage]

also I like that Red said “day 1 of posting spoilers during the reddit blackout” then didn’t post again for a week

[hollow mirage]

yea I glanced at you unveiling it

[proud wren]

[tidal raven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPTCq3LiZSE&pp=ygUUd2UgYWxsIGxpZnQgdG9nZXRoZXI%3D

[obtuse copper]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-huh-gif-25717980

What

[drifting kernel]

im sorry jesus

[obtuse copper]

Alright goodnight

Back to 10 hour shift

[modern schooner]

Forget popcorn, here’s… pogcorn

[atomic spear]

god kullervo and voruna are so powerful lmao

cinta + syam on kullervo is insane

[hollow mirage]

Kullervo getting one shot in high level content because DE didnt give him Overguard gating:

singlehandedly reminding everyone why shieldgating is a feature now

[tidal raven]

Yoooooo

[arctic wedge]

i have a minecraft server if you dudes want to check it out

[onyx loom]

no

[hollow mirage]

THAT IS AWFUL

Its en ELECTRIC 1958 Corvette

they look so uncomfortable. arms just stiff straight forward

[drifting kernel]

barbie

[analog crypt]

Girl

[hollow mirage]

wait I bet the stiff arms are the point

[atomic spear]

god damn vorunas one is so good

[hollow mirage]

since barbie has stiff arms

[drifting kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-guido-mista-mista-gif-26433767

[atomic spear]

i remember i was using the extended mag for zylok as a crutch

lemme see what happens if i remove it

maybe the stability will carry to incarnon form

i've been missing the reload bonus a lot

[gritty summit]

does it include ryan gosling

[hollow mirage]

I wish

bloody gun

[balmy mason]

who wins: a billion lions or one of every pokemon

[hollow mirage]

pokemon

because some are literally gods

[balmy mason]

arceus was killed by a rock

so big ratio there

[hollow mirage]

can lions throw rocks?

and thats only one of the what....1000+ pokemon that exist?

[balmy mason]

dr

half of them are like weedle

and get killed immediately

[hollow mirage]

so that still leaves 500 that wont get killed immediately

[balmy mason]

yeah they get two hit

[hollow mirage]

and yknow, ones that are literally gods

Id like to see Lions attempt to fight the ones that can chill in the water like Kyogre

[balmy mason]

that can die to basic pokemon like charizard which can be fairly easily taken down by like 10 lions

[hollow mirage]

Lions cant breath fire

[balmy mason]

yeah but they can all bite and scratch

[hollow mirage]

literally any pokemon that can fly would be an easy dub

[balmy mason]

and there are a billion of them

[hollow mirage]

they can just fly away

[balmy mason]

dog pokemon can only scratch 35 times in like 20 minute before getting to tired to do that again let alone fly for too long so thats stupid

[balmy mason]

also just saying "they can fly away" is stupid becuase the lions can also just run away

[hollow mirage]

running wont get you out of range of some, while flying will easily get you out of the Lions range

[balmy mason]

if one runs away what is the like 1 pokemon that notices gonna do?

not get trampled by roughly 300 lions at once?

[hollow mirage]

do some ranged attack thing and not get close.

[balmy mason]

the thing is is that its a BATTLE and not just a mr beast challenge of whoever lives the longest wins

[balmy mason]

and MAYBE take out one at a time??

at most you're like killing one every two attacks which a pokemon can only do like 15 times before needing to fully heal and regen

[hollow mirage]

i was answering what you said about the one that runs

[tidal raven]

I have obtained bird

God its so small

[hollow mirage]

make the bird bigger

[tidal raven]

I wish

The child riding a chocobo 7x her size would be great

[balmy mason]

kyogre would go down eventually and lions are winning the numbers game

[tidal raven]

I will resume doing what I actually wanted to do in the firstplace before fixating on the bird
Leveling up the other classes

[gritty summit]

what about every single pokemon that can just float or fly

[tidal raven]

Primarily lancer, archer and conjurer

[balmy mason]

have you seen world war z

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-helicopter-zombies-gif-13333281

[gritty summit]

the fuck does that mean?

[hollow mirage]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[tidal raven]

Lions win ez
They can make a lionpault

[gritty summit]

they can just float where there are no solid structures around, how is world war z relevant

[hollow mirage]

Rayqueza and whatever ones that can just go into space would easily be untouchable

[balmy mason]

now imagine that but instead of roughly 10000 humans its 1000 times that amount of lions

[balmy mason]

the question is 1 billions lions vs one of every pokemon

[hollow mirage]

move to the side and watch the lion tower topple, killing millions as they hit the ground

[balmy mason]

its not a mrbeast challenge of who dies last and you can just fly around

its a fucking battle to the death not a mr beast challenge

[gritty summit]

what are you talking about

[hollow mirage]

if you can outlast the other Lions until they die, then that still means the pokemon won

Pokemon win, simple as that.

[gritty summit]

mewtwo and rayquaza can just keep floating around and killing lions while being safe, what are you saying

[tidal raven]

Lion
Pault

[hollow mirage]

[balmy mason]

dog remember that pokemon usually need fucking nappy time after attacking like roughly 125 times

[hollow mirage]

in the games to balance them for gameplay

[balmy mason]

THEY'RE FROM THE FUCKING GAME!!!!

[hollow mirage]

this is a death battle, not a gameboy game

cmon now

[balmy mason]

AND IT IS 1 BILLION LIONS NOT 636!!

[hollow mirage]

[gritty summit]

if you want to go by the games rules, there aren't any normal lions in pokemon so shit up

[hollow mirage]

TRUE

Pokemon win because Lions dont exist

[tidal raven]

True
The lions would win even more then

[balmy mason]

well no because this isnt a video game nor anime so lions win since pokemon arent real

[hollow mirage]

fiddlesticks

[gritty summit]

you said battle to the death, they cannot die if they are not real. Pokemon win

[tidal raven]

You die when your forgotten
Lions wont remember any pokemon soon enough
Lions win

[balmy mason]

this is just playing semantics now

[gritty summit]

well you started the whole go by the games rules thing

[hollow mirage]

you've been grasping for whatever tiny thing you can for the past 15 minutes

[balmy mason]

dog

[hollow mirage]

all of it falling flat on its face

[balmy mason]

its 1 billion lions

[gritty summit]

and world war z and mr beast video, what are you smoking

[balmy mason]

that is so many

guys you realize your excuse for why they would lose is that pokemon dont exist so they never die

[hollow mirage]

ok, you can fit all them in china, then a single pokemon would probably just nuke china

[gritty summit]

not really, my excuse was that you want to go by the Pokemon games rules and there aren't real lions in the game so you can't really compare them

[hollow mirage]

if china can fit 1.5bil people, it can fit 1bil lions

[balmy mason]

there is a lion pokemon

[tidal raven]

Lions can just move to america ez

[gritty summit]

that is a pokemon, not a lion

[balmy mason]

well that doesnt fucking matter because it literally isnt related to the question of who wins

[gritty summit]

if you specify lion pokemon that changes things because they can use pokemon abilities

[hollow mirage]

then why bring it up?

[balmy mason]

its not "oh do pokemon exist" or some bullshit

[gritty summit]

it is since you are forcing the game rules

[hollow mirage]

and its not world war z or mr beast

[balmy mason]

see the thing is is that your argument has basically just been that it wont happen because neither have made in an occurence in whatever dimension they're in

[near sentinel]

The Pokémon by a long shot

[balmy mason]

like actually

[hollow mirage]

your argument has been "not mr beast challenge"

[gritty summit]

bagelz is going mental because we're not getting sekiro 2

[near sentinel]

They have reality warping gods on their side

[hollow mirage]

SEE

LITERAL GODS

[balmy mason]

my argument is that it isnt a challenge to see who survives the longest its a fucking battle

[hollow mirage]

which....is who can survive the longest...

[gritty summit]

bagelz is saying this doesn't matter because they would run out of PP before having to get healed or something, so he's forcing the pokemon games rules into the equation but apparently this doesn't apply to the lions

[hollow mirage]

Lions dont need sleep I guess

[balmy mason]

thats like saying that france wins a war because they ran away and the current generation of soldiers die over time

[near sentinel]

Lions don’t have much endurance, why their ambush predators

[balmy mason]

the thing is is that not all lions are going in full force constantly because they arent forced to

[hollow mirage]

that just makes it easier.

and like you said, half the pokemon would die easily so theyd be fodder to waste the lions energy

[balmy mason]

ok lets say that if a pokemon were to have to follow the pokemon battle ruleset

they would be similar to pyroar without the fire part

[gritty summit]

then lions win because they don't give 2 shits about turn based combat

[hollow mirage]

[near sentinel]

1 ground type with earthquake could take out ALOT of lions

[balmy mason]

the most we see earth quake hitting is 5

earthquake doesnt go far enough to hit the trainers

[near sentinel]

Bitch it’s an earthquake

[hollow mirage]

clearly you've never seen the aftermath of an earthquake

[balmy mason]

its not like they're on a football field

[balmy mason]

dog this fight isnt taking place in the streets of motha fuckin chicago its just a fucking field or something

[near sentinel]

I don’t think applying game logic is the best idea because…it’s game logic

[balmy mason]

its like mostly flatland or atleast uninhabited land

[near sentinel]

It’s inherently really fucked and unreliable

[hollow mirage]

flat land that you could cave in, create sinkholes

trap lions

[balmy mason]

gonna fit like 1000 lions in it at most

the others climb over it

[near sentinel]

Or hell just get a water type in there with surf

[hollow mirage]

is there PP in the card game?

[balmy mason]

reminder there is 1 million 1 thousands in a billion

[hollow mirage]

I dont think there is.

[balmy mason]

bro....

[hollow mirage]

making the PP argument entirely void

[balmy mason]

ok the thing is is that the pokemons still need energy

[gritty summit]

if the rules are that it's based around 1v1 turn based combat and pokemon have limited PP then yes, ofc the total PP of all of them would be less than enough to get a billion things

[hollow mirage]

still, no

[near sentinel]

Oh yeah also we can’t forget slugma, you know that one fire snail Pokémon that’s hotter than the surface of the sun

[balmy mason]

ok lets say pp isnt a thing

[hollow mirage]

THEN THEY ALL WIN

[gritty summit]

pokemon win

[near sentinel]

Then the Pokémon sweep hard

[hollow mirage]

THEY ALL IMMEDIATELY WIN

[balmy mason]

give me one actual reason they would win

[near sentinel]

Slugma

[balmy mason]

if slugma was as hot as the sun why has ANYONE EVER SEEN SLUGMA AND MADE IT OUT ALIVE, ALSO SLUGMA BALLS BITCH

if you got within like 2000 miles of the sun you would fucking disintegrate

the pokedex is written by a fucking child

[hollow mirage]

ez win for the pokemon

[near sentinel]

Well realistically yeah a slugma would be dangerous to be around, but like the anime and games aren’t realistic by a long shot

[balmy mason]

then what the fuck is "realistic"

[hollow mirage]

none of this

[balmy mason]

because the pokedex is never actually true to how it functions in the game or anime

or basically anything at all!!

[hollow mirage]

lore is separate to gameplay

can you imagine how boring games would be if we were just always the lore accurate versions of our characters

[near sentinel]

Outside of slugma
Uh there is the creation trio and arceus

[hollow mirage]

who would win, 1 billion lions or all the Warframes

[near sentinel]

I don’t play warframe enough to answer that

[hollow mirage]

Wisp being able to open a pinpoint portal to the sun:

just swipe across an entire horizon with a sun beam

[balmy mason]

arceus dies to a rock

[hollow mirage]

lions cant use rocks

[balmy mason]

ok now lets think about this

[near sentinel]

And arceus canonically is god, like actually just G o d

[hollow mirage]

thanos snap the planet out of existence.
pokemon win

[balmy mason]

and now lets say a million dog pile on arceus

[hollow mirage]

theyre not gonna be dropping out of the sky

[balmy mason]

i feel like thats a bit heavier than concrete

[gritty summit]

but world war z!!1?!

[hollow mirage]

oh my god youre right!!!11!!!!111!1!!

portal to the sun

[near sentinel]

What a move

Also arceus can just kill probably every lion there with the wave of its “hand” before they even touched him

[hollow mirage]

Mirage alone would also be able to kill 1 billion lions

[balmy mason]

arceus literally dies to some concrete

and in game he dies to like 2-3 hyperbeams

[balmy mason]

sure lions cant do hyper beam but they can do like bite

[hollow mirage]

lions cannot hyperbeam

[balmy mason]

beat you to it lil bitch

doesnt matter because hyperbeam is just a strong normal type attack

[hollow mirage]

cry about it.
lions cant do hyperbeam

[gritty summit]

creation trio would fuck up everything in a second and bye bye billion lions

[near sentinel]

Also hoopa can just teleport lions somewhere else, like off a cliff

[balmy mason]

what is the largest hoop hoopa has made

[near sentinel]

I think he can make them as big as he needs them to

[balmy mason]

just saying this isnt helping its essentially like me saying "the lions win because there's a lot of them did you know that"

[near sentinel]

Going off the movie

[hollow mirage]

that is exactly what youre saying

[gritty summit]

that is what you're saying tho

[hollow mirage]

that is literally exactly your entire argument

[balmy mason]

well its because im right

[hollow mirage]

no, its not

[gritty summit]

kill me

[balmy mason]

but also im using it with actual reasoning besides just saying "well its because they do" its instead "well its because arceus dies to concrete canonically so they could just dogpile him and then boom"

[near sentinel]

Arceus can fly

[hollow mirage]

but How would they even get to that step in the first place

they cant dogpile if they cant even get to them

[balmy mason]

lion ladder

[near sentinel]

And you also have to take into account the other Pokémon there

[hollow mirage]

Lions cannot coordinate enough for that

[near sentinel]

That aren’t just gonna let them form a giant ladder

[balmy mason]

lion mech

[near sentinel]

Lions probably aren’t smart enough to coordinate like that

[balmy mason]

exactly

anyways its like

the pokemon would just run out of energy from going 100% fairly fast

and then get mauled by a hoard of like 700 million lions

[analog crypt]

Mewtwo?

[balmy mason]

what is he gonna do

[hollow mirage]

we already said Mewtwo but I guess that doesnt count

[analog crypt]

Oh

[balmy mason]

ok give me an actual description of what he's gonna do and not just his name

[near sentinel]

Groudon is god of the land

Along with his buddy Kyogre god of the sea

[balmy mason]

and he dies to a fucking super soaker in game

[hollow mirage]

I was just thinking of Groudon

LIONS CANT USE SUPER SOAKERS

[near sentinel]

And their other buddy Rayquaza god of the sky

[gritty summit]

okay but Dialga and Palkia literally have control over time and space of the whole reality. Giratina can open space time rifts and is a violent monster, the amount of lions and their speed doesn't matter when there are pokemon that can alter time and space

[near sentinel]

Together those 3 could conjure up an ungodly weather event

[gritty summit]

"Each member of the trio has control over a different element of reality. Dialga controls time and Palkia controls space. Giratina has control over antimatter and the Distortion World, where time does not flow and space is unstable."

[balmy mason]

half of the pokemon are literally at war with each other

[near sentinel]

And since when were personal grudges a factor

[hollow mirage]

ok and? now theyre at war with Lions

[analog crypt]

And you think out of 1 billion lions they’re all going to work together?

[near sentinel]

Going off that logic lions are just as bad and will also be disorganized
Male lions hate each other

[clear temple]

yes and even so they can cause reality shattering events as byproducts

[gritty summit]

a war between the creation trio would just implode the whole universe while they are still alive

[near sentinel]

And hell sometimes female lions turn on male lions

[clear temple]

also Arceus is bizzare, because the one you can catch isnt actually Arceus iirc

[balmy mason]

alright lets remove the like grudges thing

[gritty summit]

why

[balmy mason]

because its bad for both sides lmao

[hollow mirage]

HA

[balmy mason]

groudon and kyogre fucking kill half of the pokemon in in fighting

[hollow mirage]

you realized it badly affected your argument and turned that shit around real quick

[gritty summit]

well... yes that is the whole point

[analog crypt]

Pokémon would still win

[balmy mason]

it also fucks up your shit still

[gritty summit]

no it doesn't, they still have control over time and space

[hollow mirage]

not as badly, and we didnt say "oi you cant have that"

you did

[clear temple]

Arceus is like all of existence inbetween universes, and the thing you can catch is just a vessel, pretty much, iirc cause pokemon lore is fucking weird

[balmy mason]

guys what are we fucking basing this off of

[hollow mirage]

youre the one who keeps changing it

[gritty summit]

you tell us, you change rules every 2 minutes

[balmy mason]

you guys also do this shit

[gritty summit]

no we are arguing around your rules being changed every 2 minutes

[hollow mirage]

every time we get the one-up, you go "nonononono now hold on a second"

[balmy mason]

sometimes its about the games, other times its about the lore which is stupid

[clear temple]

it was just some internet hypothetical from the 2010s iirc

[gritty summit]

you are the one doing that tho

[balmy mason]

mfw when thats what a fucking counter argument is

[hollow mirage]

your counter arguments are actions that lions cant even do

[balmy mason]

in actuallity the pokedexs are fake as fuck literally written by children with half of this shit being impossible

[gritty summit]

you haven't said anything against pokemon being able to control time and space at their own will

[clear temple]

youre the one trying to base it off of game

[balmy mason]

im researching that give me a minute

[near sentinel]

What’s there to research it’s shrimple

[clear temple]

except they arent

[balmy mason]

mainly because thats what pokemon started as

[clear temple]

that doesnt mean anything

[hollow mirage]

yea and then you said PP isnt a thing, meaning now we're really not based on the games anymore

[balmy mason]

if slugma is as hot as the sun how has anyone been close enough to catch it let alone be within any range to see him

[near sentinel]

Game logic

[hollow mirage]

its probably a reaction thing

[near sentinel]

This is why the games aren’t really a good gauge

[hollow mirage]

theyre not always that hot, but can become

[balmy mason]

because you all admitted that without pp you would lose since there just isnt enough to win the resource battle

[gritty summit]

well yes, that is what we said

[hollow mirage]

I never said that, only sushi did and I disagreed

[gritty summit]

how are you going to win with limited PP in 1v1 battles against a billion enemies

[hollow mirage]

its like a 1b v however many pokemon there are

[balmy mason]

like 1010

[hollow mirage]

and its not like each attack can only be used once and only hit 1 lion at a time

[balmy mason]

but most are?

you getting colateral with fucking like razor leaf and not doing jack shit damage to each lion?

[hollow mirage]

the lowest PP I ever saw was 5, and it was a 1 shot move I could put on Groudon

[gritty summit]

and the highest is 40

[balmy mason]

so 5 lions

now you're at 999,999,995

[near sentinel]

Groudon is really big to
And just step on a bunch of lions

[hollow mirage]

that too

[gritty summit]

are we basing this off of games or?

[hollow mirage]

chill in an active volcano

[clear temple]

also stop giving this man the benefit of the doubt, we're going by lore not game

[balmy mason]

like 3x-4x size of a lion

[hollow mirage]

yea I'm wanting to go off the lore

[near sentinel]

Groudon is like Godzilla lmao

[gritty summit]

if we're going off of the lore then PP can't be a thing

[balmy mason]

the problem is that the lore is stupid and is never actually shown

[clear temple]

except it is

[hollow mirage]

hes only 11ft tall actually

[balmy mason]

groudon is not taller than a giraffe 🦒

[hollow mirage]

we're not fighting giraffes

[balmy mason]

i'd say a million lions could take him out fairy easily

[gritty summit]

okay but time and space manipulation

[hollow mirage]

id say lions couldnt leave a scratch on him

[clear temple]

FUCKING ANTIMATTER

[gritty summit]

and antimatter yes

[clear temple]

literally rip apart all of existence

[gritty summit]

and the one that controls antimatter is an aggressive schizo

[hollow mirage]

I dont think Lions are gonna be able to deal any kind of damage to skin that is immune to lava

[balmy mason]

gyat

so ig the children of pokemon are just the strongest fictional creatures then

[analog crypt]

Lions aren’t winning anyway xd

[proud wren]

holy shit it's the age old conversation

ok get this, salamence can have an ability called "moxie"

[hollow mirage]

yea, its a stupid one

6v1

[clear temple]

japan really really likes making children absurdly overpowered

[proud wren]

moxie allows salamence to get an atk up every time they get a kill

[balmy mason]

lion sneak attack

they'll get enough in

[proud wren]

so if salamence uses earthquake, salamence can get a fat KO on a shit ton of lions and then get a giant atk up

[hollow mirage]

thought it was just a large flat open area, where tf they gonna sneak

[proud wren]

salamence has a move called fly

[clear temple]

mainly cause the market audience

[balmy mason]

you see the thing is is that its hard to focus on someone behind you when there are 3000 things in front of you

[hollow mirage]

the other pokemon nearby:

[balmy mason]

the lions will get enough hits in eventually

there's a lot of them idk if you know that

[near sentinel]

Numbers doesn’t mean much when it’s all fodder against literal gods

Think that’s the bottom line here

[balmy mason]

in reality

if the dex entries are real

[hollow mirage]

which is basically how I started this entire thing.

[gritty summit]

kill me

[near sentinel]

Later

[balmy mason]

everything including the pokemon die to macargo instantly since they are 10,000 farenheit

[hollow mirage]

literally 2nd message into all this.

[proud wren]

so pokemon win

[gritty summit]

yeah pokemon win

[gritty summit]

you're literally saying pokemon win since macargo will stay alive

[balmy mason]

but the thing is the dex entries are like fake

[clear temple]

except they arent

[balmy mason]

because humans sure do exist in that planet

[gritty summit]

i'm losing braincells by the second

[balmy mason]

you see the thing is

[analog crypt]

Wrong

[balmy mason]

is that that alone proves that the dex entries are atleast somewhat bullshit

so most of the stuff's credibility is immediately thrown straight out of the fucking window

[hollow mirage]

arent the dex entries the lore, which is what we're going off of

im gonna watch the mario movie, we're just gonna keep goin in circles at this point.
Pokemon win, simple as

[balmy mason]

alright now here's a better argument

which lore makes more sense: the fnaf lore or the pokemon lore

[clear temple]

Pokémon

I see you changed your question, answer remains

[hollow mirage]

mechanics explaining why animatronics need enough bite force to break through a human skull

https://tenor.com/view/explain-gif-21856831

[balmy mason]

someone explaining to me why the children in pokemon are strong enough to be close enough to the surface of the sun and survive

[clear temple]

Because you literally can’t understand fnaf lore since there is so little confirmed details within and everything is just conjecture built upon conjecture

[balmy mason]

but im saying like which makes more sense to the universe that they're in

because atleast the games somewhat work with the lore given

[clear temple]

Pokémon still

[balmy mason]

but the pokemon games dont at all (magcargo argument)

also "gardevoir can create a black hole if jealous" how is the earth not fucking destroyed

[clear temple]

Everything is bullshit so it isn’t odd

[balmy mason]

like at least the fnaf lore works with the fnaf games

[proud wren]

mechanics explaining why the animatronics need to be wearable

[balmy mason]

you dont even need a mechanic

[hollow mirage]

isnt them not being wearable the entire reason why theyre dangerous...?

[clear temple]

Fnaf tries to be real in some cases but just veers off into the fucking sunset with other things

[balmy mason]

its just so they dont need a separate costume for the actors to wear

[balmy mason]

the lore went real downhill recently

[hollow mirage]

they stuff your body into a suit, which then mangles and kills you since youre not supposed to be there

[balmy mason]

some were made so you can wear them and be used normally

[clear temple]

The second sister location happened it went downhill

[balmy mason]

?

[clear temple]

Because that’s when they started to try and explain things

[balmy mason]

do you mean pizzeria sim?

[clear temple]

No pizzeria sim tried to fix what sister location started, by fucking ending it

[balmy mason]

sister location wasnt too awful but definitely brought things downhil

but pizza sim brought it back and made it decent

and then it went back downhill and hasnt recovered (probably wont at all ever)

[proud wren]

idk

[clear temple]

The worst thing in the entire series was introduced

Remnant

[balmy mason]

valid

[clear temple]

It made the unexplained possessions and such a science

[balmy mason]

i still dont get it and i actively avoid it

[clear temple]

And that removed a lot of the interesting aspects

And the biggest causality of remnant was William

[balmy mason]

like remnant didnt need to be a thing really

[clear temple]

He just became some cartoon villain and not a goddamn child murderer

[balmy mason]

true

they started pandering to their actual audience and it went down really fast

also they literally didnt allow vanny to have a knife which is really funny

vanny was the biggest missed opportunity of the series

[clear temple]

That’s one of the things I hate most about this series, and the biggest thing pizzeriasim did right

The murder of children is just swept over as just a detail of the plot, Henry’s log in the insanity ending was the only real human reaction within the series to the prevailing concept of children just being slaughtered

[hollow mirage]

I believe the series was only good for 3 games

[balmy mason]

valid

fnaf 3 was a pretty decent ending

[hollow mirage]

while I never played them, nor did I care too much, it felt too many once there were 4 games

[balmy mason]

fnaf 4 worked as a scary game, but people thought dream theory was lame

[clear temple]

I feel like the series should have stopped there

[hollow mirage]

4 I guess was fine from what I saw. after that I really stopped caring

[balmy mason]

cliché but it made sense at least

[clear temple]

But I’m also so so glad that Pizza Sim happened

[balmy mason]

sister location was ehh and then pizzeria sim had the connection terminated ending which would've been the perfect time to stop

[hollow mirage]

is pizza sim the first and second game but with options?

[balmy mason]

ucn was a nice sendoff and then help wanted was a nice thing too

[clear temple]

What?

[hollow mirage]

I dunno what Pizza Sim is so im asking.

[clear temple]

Pizza sim is 6

[hollow mirage]

wait thats custom night isnt it

custom night is what im thinking of

[balmy mason]

ucn is the custom night

ucn is a fnaf game with only custom night with a lot of the animatronics from over the whole series, including 50 animatronics + 5 secret ones

anyways pizza sim had a pretty decent ending

[clear temple]

Pizza Sim had an amazing ending

Anyway it’s really late I have to go to bed

[hollow mirage]

rest well rat

[analog pike]

Someone sent me this

[modern schooner]

I just lost my best run yet of undermine

[hollow mirage]

you will have another best run

[small wren]

Your run just got Undermined

[hollow mirage]

I'm gonna paint my 207 after my favorite car that Ken Block has, his Ford RS200

[modern schooner]

his name is sadman, and on top of that, he's basically a leprechaun

Truly the best undermine character

[proud wren]

add an h right after the S

[small wren]

How's Undermine btw? Heard good things about it, but kinda faded away

[hollow mirage]

you cant tell me what to do, loading screen tip

[neon pine]

yes it can and it just did

[hollow mirage]

weak minded

ew

[modern schooner]

It’s pretty fun

[small wren]

I'll take a look at it, though there's a BIG library to clear first and my wishlist is still kinda not small

[frosty yoke]

[bitter granite]

@small wren Oh boy

[small wren]

Here we go, ponies about to start another fight because of this, which is actually not new, and Microsoft reported themselves about this

[digital hamlet]

Kinda cloned moonlighter

[small wren]

I don't know that title either 🤷‍♂️

[frosty yoke]

Your not missing out on much. Roguelikes are pretty similar all in all with a few standouts.

[wispy loom]

bro's tryina say isaac is like hades which is like raisk of rain which is like gungeon frfr

[digital hamlet]

Everything has a gimmick, so it’s not really fair to say that
It’s just that a pretty major amount of undermine lines up with moonlighter, although even then they’re still very different games
Get both if possible, get moonlighter if not

[frosty yoke]

Exactly.

[near sentinel]

https://youtu.be/0VH9WCFV6XQ well becuse of the discussion around FNAF earlier

y'all summoned a new trailer into existence

[balmy mason]

im fully convinced that movie is gonna be ass

[near sentinel]

maybe

i'll watch it though

[balmy mason]

the animatronics have red eyes

they're zooted

[near sentinel]

Springbonnie/Springtrap looks amazing though
great suit

[balmy mason]

100% because im pretty sure its gonna be on peacock

[balmy mason]

this looks so fucking cursed

[near sentinel]

they saw the cringe you posted down main

[balmy mason]

my main complaint

[near sentinel]

Megalovania

[balmy mason]

why do the eyes glow

[near sentinel]

Golden Freddy is Sans

[gritty summit]

golden freddy undertale

[near sentinel]

EVERYONE is gonna meme on this jeez

[balmy mason]

why do they have LED eyes

[near sentinel]

idk
I mean the animatronics still look really good

[balmy mason]

they look good until they look like they have been sharing a blunt for the past few hours

[gritty summit]

no way springtrap fnaf

[near sentinel]

also William humming was cool

one thing I find interesting is
is William not Michael's dad in this movie universe?-

[gritty summit]

is toy chica in the movie

[near sentinel]

don't think so

this would take place years and years after FNAF 2

[gritty summit]

that was a bit random but i'm not complaining

[warm maple]

They be a little quirky at night

[balmy mason]

😭

[proud wren]

oh fuck

[vagrant patrol]

but the the plain black eyes look better?

[balmy mason]

uhh?

im sayign that the actual eyes from the games look better because they actually make sense for that time period

and also they actually look like good at all

[gritty summit]

so this is how widescreen feels like

i wish that games that have a wider FOV just by using widescreen resolution would just let you up your FOV normally if you don't have widescreen

[proud wren]

more than 12 instances of homicide

also that artist gave garuda giant boobs

[hollow mirage]

why’d you look at em

[gritty summit]

boobs good

[proud wren]

doc that isn't a real question

what we should be asking is, why are they so large

[hollow mirage]

are they? they don’t look so

[proud wren]

they're def bigger than ingame garuda's

oh lord

[balmy mason]

the grimace sh-

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-grimace-dancing-dance-dance-off-gif-16706381

[drifting kernel]

Gimme the grimace shaker son

[near sentinel]

Gimmace is schmoving

look at him go

[hollow mirage]

grimace is dead

[drifting kernel]

Amongus animated show

[frosty yoke]

@gritty summit Beeg patch https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/diablo4/23964909/diablo-iv-patch-notes

[gritty summit]

i have sinned and spent money on bdo

[frosty yoke]

Such a dank patch though.

[gritty summit]

damn that's a lot of fixes

time to read a buncha words

[frosty yoke]

And a boat load of Class balances and BUFFS for a change.

Some dank damage buffs

[gritty summit]

holy shit

[frosty yoke]

Mhm

[gritty summit]

i wasn't expecting this so early

[frosty yoke]

Same

[frosty yoke]

I can finally open my caches

[gritty summit]

what the fuck buffs for all classes

[frosty yoke]

IKR

[gritty summit]

this is awesome

[frosty yoke]

I was expecting another week or 2 wtf

[serene basin]

beat the stop dead dev time on this map

shadowplay not working bc nvidia epic but still

[hollow mirage]

use xbox app

[steady spoke]

Obs is also an option

[gritty summit]

@frosty yoke yesss

[frosty yoke]

Aye, the best update

[gritty summit]

guess it's finally time to switch from arc lash into frostbolt sorc, i was planning on doing this anyways but these changes help even more

[serene basin]

does it have like clips?

bc the main reason i use shadowplay is so i can just clip the latest 2 minutes without having to record all the time

also i have a clip of one of my earlier shitty runs

[steady spoke]

Obs has replay buffer and you can set the duration of the clip

It's stored in ram until you press a keybind to save it

[serene basin]

aigh till check that

[hollow mirage]

"they got Terry"

[serene basin]

is that trepang

for like half a second that looked like one of the black mesa hostiles inbound levels

[hollow mirage]

it indeed is

trying to beat Site 14, the first level, on the hardest difficulty

i got given such a shit autosave though, that now it takes me like a minute just to get back to the area

[serene basin]

no manual saving?

[hollow mirage]

nope

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

last time I tried this, I got stuck for 2 hours and didnt end up beating it

this time I did it and only died 3 times

[warm maple]

Dog

[gritty summit]

@tidal raven

[tidal raven]

I was just gonna post the how to talk to short people thing

I checked out the fisherman traits
And

I cant even get acess to that im capped at 60

Good to know I can fish in heaven and hell before I can fish in saltwater

[wispy loom]

I should get back into XIV

maybe if final shape isn't good enough

[frosty yoke]

Its a great time honestly.

[frosty yoke]

What game??? Fuckin adorable.

[gritty summit]

black desert

[frosty yoke]

That is next level cute

@gritty summit I take it youve seen this?
https://youtu.be/aWIrju3F6nU

[gritty summit]

i have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0yQKI7Yw4 this also

[frosty yoke]

Its crazy that Yoshi really dug that game out of the dirt.

Yoshi and Soken are Goats honestly.

[gritty summit]

Lahee

[wispy loom]

I'm surprised the game came back from the scrapyard

and still ARR kinda sucks

[frosty yoke]

Im sure ARR was the bomb back in the day, but it did not age well at all.

[wispy loom]

eeeh, I wouldn't be so sure

[serene basin]

what's arr

[frosty yoke]

A Realm Reborn. Final Fantasy 14 2.0

[wispy loom]

story wise and world design wise it's pretty boring, outside of the finale. I guess it's a good tutorial for your class

[fresh dragon]

can i share a clip of a voice over i did?

[onyx loom]

nope

lol

[hollow mirage]

you probably could

need a role if its something that has to embed though

[fresh dragon]

okay!

https://youtu.be/IFYbyIHjB9o

[fervent tapir]

does eclipse affect regulators or are they still counted as abilities

[hollow mirage]

it should, since theyre weapons

[fervent tapir]

yipe

[hollow mirage]

I can check wiki for ya

[fervent tapir]

that's alright i'm already checking it lol

[hollow mirage]

it do

[fervent tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[bitter granite]

@small wren https://youtu.be/038pxras2JI

Matt kind just summarizing the last few days of the trial

Good cause I missed it all, seems PS doesn’t really care about COD, which was their whole fighting point

So they really are just doing this just to spite them

[gritty summit]

@bitter granite buy me remnant 2

[bitter granite]

No just got it for a friend

Microsoft considered buying bungie and sega, sega and Xbox have been having a good partnership the last few years they might as well buy them

Bungie, why

[analog crypt]

Wtf buy it for me

[bitter granite]

No

Also should say “buy” not buy

[gritty summit]

buy it for me

[bitter granite]

@hollow mirage you want Remnant 2?

[hollow mirage]

I'll likely be grabbing it

[warm maple]

I do 🙌

[bitter granite]

Moose will get it for you

[warm maple]

[fervent tapir]

if we are doing this i would like https://store.steampowered.com/app/1054990/Race_With_Ryan/

Steam

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Price

$24.99

▶ Play video

[bitter granite]

No

[gritty summit]

nfs rivals

[warm maple]

Who's Ryan?

[fervent tapir]

[bitter granite]

Moose carry me on Remnant 2

[fervent tapir]

conflicted

[modern schooner]

I would like nothing, I am mostly content on the games side right now

[warm maple]

Only if you buy it for me

[bitter granite]

Early access is 21st instead of 22nd, hot, get a 4 day head start

[gritty summit]

buy it for me and i will heal you 24/7

[fervent tapir]

on one hand
need for speed rivals
on the other hand
race with ryan is like the game

[analog crypt]

Fine I’ll do it myself

[bitter granite]

I will just run medic secondary and do it myself

[bitter granite]

Dr has my money ask them

[fervent tapir]

if someone gives me a 60$ steam gift card, i will personally gift them remnant two

[gritty summit]

not a good deal

[modern schooner]

So generous

[bitter granite]

Check your inbox

[warm maple]

Yo can someone buy my hrt?

[gritty summit]

can it be a stolen gift card so you get me remnant 2 but the money gets deducted after

[fervent tapir]

no

i require the funds

[modern schooner]

If I had spare income to do so with, I would. Sadly, I do not

[warm maple]

Get spare income

[fervent tapir]

on an unrelated note can someone buy me a 3060 ti or an intel i10

i promise you i will provide fair compensation

[hollow mirage]

sell one of your kidneys

[gritty summit]

i'll get you a 3060 ti if you get me a 4080

[fervent tapir]

in the form of a 10 $ mcdonalds gift card

[warm maple]

Sell someone elses kidneys

[hollow mirage]

get me a 6090 and I'll give you my 3070

[fervent tapir]

i'm not gonna rip myself off like that

[gritty summit]

you should, it's a 3060 ti

[fervent tapir]

all hail

i will give you this for a 3060

four orange mongers

[warm maple]

Deal

[bitter granite]

Got the kid I bully to install warframe, time to become a limbo main

[hollow mirage]

you monster

youre gonna play limbo

[wispy loom]

the kid you bully listens to your orders outside of your phyisical vicinity?

[fervent tapir]

group limbo bashing section

[bitter granite]

I’m holding his family hostage so yes

[fervent tapir]

i unironically wish i had a limbo for defense targets

[hollow mirage]

no you dont

[fervent tapir]

people

the ones i can throw in the rift

[wispy loom]

limbo is meh at that nowadays due to the eximus changes (DE hates CC)

[fervent tapir]

not for actual defense i'm not that insane

[hollow mirage]

play Oberon and you can just heal them

and give them like a 3 minute long bleedout timer

[fervent tapir]

true

guh

[hollow mirage]

Allies effected by Renewal, his 3, gain increased bleedout timers as well

[fervent tapir]

i'd like the see the ehp of an eximus heavy gunner compared to an acolyte
i feel like acolytes aren't that tanky anymore

[hollow mirage]

what level

[analog crypt]

Deal

[hollow mirage]

oh I cant check Eximus EHP on the wiki

sadge

[fervent tapir]

ok i'm actually gonna get auger secrets

[wispy loom]

20 billion unless it's just gone in 2 seconds for some reason

[hollow mirage]

and yea, with some builds Acolytes are chumps

theyre just really resistant to DoT unless the DoT you hit them with is really hard

[gritty summit]

@frosty yoke they actually fixed the chat bug, that made me more happy than any of the class buffs

[frosty yoke]

The biggest dub

[gritty summit]

[frosty yoke]

Still cant get my Greatstaff of Crones though

[fervent tapir]

did they change how eclipse's vfx looks on frames?
i look very bright

it might just be contrast with night plains but

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hollow mirage]

are you using tennogen

[fervent tapir]

nope

[hollow mirage]

tennogen prime details are really funky with eclipse

it'll color the prime details after your accent color, instead of highlighting normally like its supposed to

[bitter granite]

Balanced card

[fervent tapir]

holy shit win condition ⭕

[bitter granite]

It’s the only win condition that isn’t to reduce your opponent’s health to 0

Wait no second, forgot I added a Final Countdown type of card

But I don’t expect a single person to ever touch that thing

[knotty vigil]

Just got max Privilage status in Hades