other-games

[fervent tapir]

5 fps

time to blow them all up

[hollow mirage]

yes

explode

[dusk condor]

Spice is life, very good.

[gritty summit]

the among us trap song

[digital hamlet]

What happened to creeper world man 😔

[modern schooner]

I love baffling my friends by doing complete 180s in mood

[dusk condor]

That is what is called in the gaming industry as a pro gamer move.

[modern schooner]

I am a pro gaymer, minus the getting paid part

[modern schooner]

the demo is great, i NEED this game https://store.steampowered.com/app/1996430/Dicefolk/

Steam

Dicefolk

Dicefolk brings a unique tactical roguelite based on monster-catching mechanics for Roguelite players, but only Dicefolk gives you control of the dice and enemy turns!You'll embark on a thrilling adventure to collect and recruit new chimeras for your squad. Unlock all the talismans to discover the real truth behind the chimeras, and develop new ...

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[winter saddle]

im getting too mad at english teachers for making me see so many more parallels and shit in games and shows

like why the fuck does rise of gru have the knuckles guy jumping onto a noose to escpae showing his "death" in the group

||and in totk at the start link and zelda fail the hand grab together but then connect after killing dragon ganon||

^ totk Spoiler

pay writers more

[half zinc]

hotline miami reviews

[wispy loom]

why do you think there's a riter's strike going on rn

[small wren]

Here's another reason to put Epic on a shit list
They're fine with N/F/T """""games"""""
Timmy said so right after Steam said no to that

[balmy mason]

graphics are crazy

[steady spoke]

The ray tracing goes insane

[half zinc]

pros: unreal engine and the great support it gets
thats it

epic launcher just sucks, the ui is slow as hell, games are more expensive, they steal games that would otherwise launch on steam, they overwork employees to death, have little to no community support, outside unreal engine (which doesnt have much in the first place), killed a ton of promising games (paragon, unreal, etc) because fortnite got so popular, bought game devs like psyonix (rocket league) and mediatonic (fall guys) to turn them into overly monetized f2p games, terrible modding support, the list goes on and on

[half zinc]

whats this

[balmy mason]

uhh

italy

[half zinc]

where can i download it

is it paid?

[lusty finch]

[balmy mason]

yes

[half zinc]

dammit

[lusty finch]

are you baiting me

[half zinc]

should i get it

[balmy mason]

idk

[lusty finch]

is this bait

[balmy mason]

im not a big wine guy but its alright

[lusty finch]

crazy they found a way to make it 4d

[balmy mason]

huh

[drifting kernel]

Jojo reference

[balmy mason]

we live in 3d

[balmy mason]

omfg every p5 character’s name is an italian dish

[lusty finch]

yea? the wine time travels

[balmy mason]

risotto, panacotta

[balmy mason]

4d ≠ time travel

[lusty finch]

≈

[bitter granite]

Honestly these graphics are better

The detail to even put trash there is amazing

[bitter granite]

@proud wren this you

[proud wren]

No those are Canadian geese

[fervent tapir]

epic may suck but free games babyyyyyyyyy

[half zinc]

yeah that too, but id prefer it on steam :(

[fervent tapir]

Yeah

[neon pine]

yeah

[atomic spear]

is there anythign i can do with prime frames i don't like?

cause nekros prime i occupying space

[gritty summit]

sell

[atomic spear]

can't mulch them in the helminth

[fervent tapir]

get slots

[gritty summit]

@atomic spear do you need frame slots?

[atomic spear]

kinda, i can just ditch rhino

[gritty summit]

i could send you a couple

[atomic spear]

i've just gotten into this terrible habit of maxing characters and not actually using them

[gritty summit]

i mean that's how you get mastery tho

[atomic spear]

and jeez a prime frame is only worth 25k

[fervent tapir]

Selling frames is generally not worth it

getting slots is usually better since there might be a time where you eventually want to use said frame

[gritty summit]

RyllusPurple is your ign?

[atomic spear]

don't worry about it, there is a slot coming up on nightwave

[gritty summit]

sent

[atomic spear]

awww thanks

after getting all the equinox parts i realized that their aspects also take three days to make

so it would take at least 7 days to make equinox

i never want to see tyl regors face again unless he's making one liners during an event

[gritty summit]

i think i've never farmed Equinox before

i just heard stories about how awful getting all the parts is

[bitter granite]

@gritty summit watch Xbox show for me

Doing script writing stuff all day so I can’t

Will be listening to it but can’t watch

[gritty summit]

when start

44 minutes from now?

[bitter granite]

Think so

[gritty summit]

ye 44 minutes, i'll watch it

[bitter granite]

Ping me every game name they say or announce for game pass

Aka spam ping me

[gritty summit]

@bitter granite

[uneven laurel]

I've heard stories from friends who farmed it
Don't farm equinox

[bitter granite]

Luck was on my side so I got the trans robot fast

[uneven laurel]

Also, y'all ready for possible persona 3 reload I MEAN REMAKE WE DONT KNOW OF

[bitter granite]

I have trans prime

[gritty summit]

uhh i thought everybody knew about that

[uneven laurel]

That's the joke

[bitter granite]

Not real, not announced on purpose yet

[uneven laurel]

You egg 🥚

[bitter granite]

Fake

[gritty summit]

so Xbox and PC today, tomorrow is Ubis ft and Capcom

[bitter granite]

I’m garlic bread actually

[gritty summit]

[tidal raven]

https://medal.tv/games/titanfall-2/clips/1dHT4mcpGXPPQK/d13377GraGqW?invite=cr-MSxNeEcsMTY3MDY1MzMyLA

[bitter granite]

Xbox showcase is short for Xbox and PC showcase

[gritty summit]

[bitter granite]

Xbox likes PC, so they put all their stuff on there also, and PC game pass

[gritty summit]

but PC is 3 hours after Xbox

[bitter granite]

No

I cancelled that one

[gritty summit]

then i'm not watching Xbox

[bitter granite]

They are all one showcase now, Xbox showcase

[gritty summit]

no way Starfield showcase right after Xbox!!1

[proud wren]

Equinox prime moment

[bitter granite]

Yea

[bitter granite]

Prime should have taken 7 days for lore reasons

[bitter granite]

You and her have the same fate

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/a-train-gif-26358921

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/a-train-happy-couple-the-boys-a-train-the-boys-meme-gif-26392949

[frosty yoke]

Getting my silksong makeup on before the Xbox event

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-rogers-nightmare-clown-gif-5401671

[frosty yoke]

[atomic spear]

It took me at least 25 runs

[frosty yoke]

A mask would certainly be more convenient. That way I can take it off and toss it away like my hopes and dreams of Silksong releasing

[gritty summit]

[steady spoke]

"We getting silksong today" 🗣️

[wispy loom]

we ain't 😔

[bitter granite]

@gritty summit get to watching

[gritty summit]

shit up

[bitter granite]

My shit only goes down

[hollow mirage]

make it go up

[bitter granite]

Okay

[hollow mirage]

you’ll figure it out

[bitter granite]

Black hole

POGGERS

@gritty summit it’s time

[frosty yoke]

We goin in

[gritty summit]

shit up

[bitter granite]

IM INSIDE

LETS GO LETS GO

OH MY GOD

FABLE ITS FUCKING FABLE

[gritty summit]

fable

[frosty yoke]

UHHHHH

Startin stronk

[bitter granite]

I NEED MORE LOTION

[frosty yoke]

Wtf O_O

[gritty summit]

world premiere

[bitter granite]

They promised no cgi trailers

Already broken

[frosty yoke]

"In Engine"

[gritty summit]

yo stop motion animation

[bitter granite]

oh yea those count as non-cgi

[bitter granite]

Sexy

[frosty yoke]

Or just hit em with the "Its not CGI bro". Problem solved

[bitter granite]

I’m jamming

[gritty summit]

no way redfall 2

[bitter granite]

*3

[frosty yoke]

Lost Odyssey!?!?!?! Never lmao

Dude was cookin on the Guitar tho

[gritty summit]

star wars

[frosty yoke]

STAR WARS!?!?!

[bitter granite]

I meant avater but nope it’s Star Wars

[warm maple]

Ayo star wars?

[gritty summit]

wait is this by Ubisoft 💀

[warm maple]

Yep

[bitter granite]

Yep

[drifting kernel]

oh shit im on yet another episode with a popular meme in jojo

https://tenor.com/view/yes-jotaro-kujo-jojos-gif-7297252

[warm maple]

This better not be that interactive star wars movie

[frosty yoke]

That Stormtrooper aim though

[bitter granite]

The fact nearly everything here will be on game pass might be why they are showing it here and not at their showcase

More Star Wars on game pass

YOOOOOOOOOO

ROGUE ONE GAMING?

[gritty summit]

the gameplay:

[bitter granite]

Count dooka

[bitter granite]

He do be counting

[frosty yoke]

Fren

[bitter granite]

I eat

[bitter granite]

Now announce game pass

[warm maple]

The Starfield thing is in an hour right?

[bitter granite]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO FABLE GAMING

[bitter granite]

Yep after Xbox showcase

[frosty yoke]

No mans sky 2?

[gritty summit]

Fallout 77

[warm maple]

Cool I don't have to watch the showcase

[bitter granite]

Fallout 69

[frosty yoke]

Hades artstyle

[bleak dagger]

As classic as classic gets

[gritty summit]

33 player co-op what

that's kind of random

oh it's in the name

[frosty yoke]

11 man teams? 3 teams? Idk

[gritty summit]

payday 3

[bitter granite]

Everyone in this channel needs to play todgether

[proud wren]

peculiar

[bitter granite]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO I GETTING PAYDAY 3 ON CONSOLE

[gritty summit]

PAYDAY 3 GAMEPLAY

[bitter granite]

ACTUALLY LEGENDSEY IT WILL GET NO SUPPORT BUT LEGENDARY

[gritty summit]

please give date

holy shit the music

[frosty yoke]

Gunplay looks clean

[bitter granite]

August or September is my guess

[gritty summit]

september 21

[proud wren]

the enemy that ran along the wall looked kinda scary

[bitter granite]

LETS GO

[gritty summit]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[bitter granite]

Anime

[gritty summit]

persona 3 remake?

[proud wren]

are you guys not watching on youtube or somethin cause im seeing this info like 30 seconds after you are

[bitter granite]

Persona 3 yes

[gritty summit]

https://www.twitch.tv/xbox

[frosty yoke]

LOL, This was leaked earlier in the week

[bitter granite]

Sex

[proud wren]

oh thanks

[frosty yoke]

They leaked P3 Remake and P5 Tactica :__:

[proud wren]

assasins creeed?

[bitter granite]

AC Mirage?

[gritty summit]

doesn't look like AC

[bitter granite]

Nope

[frosty yoke]

Baldurs?

[bitter granite]

New game

[gritty summit]

this looks cool

[proud wren]

looks interesting

magic guns?

[frosty yoke]

Oh wtf? Skyrim with gats?

[proud wren]

melee combat looks baller, also magic too

[bitter granite]

Why must every game give wizards guns now

[gritty summit]

it looks like Skyrim but interesting

[bitter granite]

TRUE

Give me game pass date

AVOWED

[frosty yoke]

Lemme kill npcs and were good.

[proud wren]

made by bungie

[bitter granite]

ITS FUCKING AVOWED I JUST REALIZED

[gritty summit]

this looks awesome

[proud wren]

buncha haters i tell ya

[frosty yoke]

Actually interesting tho

[gritty summit]

RARE?

[proud wren]

lucasfilm?

[frosty yoke]

O_O RARE!?!?!

[gritty summit]

oh sea of thieves

[bitter granite]

PlayStation player

[proud wren]

oh sea of thieves kinda lame

[frosty yoke]

Monkey Island

[gritty summit]

WAIT WHAT

[frosty yoke]

LETS GOOOO

[gritty summit]

that is awesome

[proud wren]

THIS IS COOL BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE GAME

[bitter granite]

It’s a single player story expansion just like pirates of the carribean

[frosty yoke]

I dont play Sea of Thieves, but Monkey Island is cool af

[proud wren]

oh cool

[bitter granite]

NAME DROP

[proud wren]

fo free

[bitter granite]

THEY BAME DROPPED SEA OF THIEVES

[proud wren]

world premiere.

asobo?

[bitter granite]

Who?

[proud wren]

flight sim.

[frosty yoke]

Shouldve called this World Premiere Showcase wtf lol

[gritty summit]

canada fire sim?!

[proud wren]

fucking flight sim

[frosty yoke]

[bitter granite]

Canadians

My species

[proud wren]

you live in canada?

[gritty summit]

no i do

[frosty yoke]

Canada can keep their smoke

[bitter granite]

Ancestors and some family loved there

[proud wren]

yeah

[bitter granite]

Flight sim Canada

YOOOOOOOOO what?

[proud wren]

dune

[bitter granite]

Why not keep updating 2022

[gritty summit]

huuuuh

[proud wren]

oh boy starwars

nevermind i don't think this is starwars

[bitter granite]

$$$$

[gritty summit]

dune dlc in flight simulator?

[proud wren]

he was right

[bitter granite]

Yep

[frosty yoke]

[proud wren]

give me games do not give me woman

[frosty yoke]

Hellblade? Im listening

[gritty summit]

lets go hellblade

[frosty yoke]

First Hellblade was crazy

[proud wren]

the lady is whispering in my ears and i don't like it

[gritty summit]

then you will love playing the game

[proud wren]

too bad i don't have an xbox

[warm maple]

[frosty yoke]

My ears

[proud wren]

this girl needs to take her meds meesa think

shes clearly a schizo

[gritty summit]

well yes

[frosty yoke]

Correct

The first game will fuck you up. Quite the ride.

[gritty summit]

it is an experience

[proud wren]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[frosty yoke]

O_O

[bitter granite]

YAKUZA

[gritty summit]

more yakuza?

[bitter granite]

Always

[proud wren]

yakuza goes nuts

[frosty yoke]

New Bread Graphics?!?! Lets go

[gritty summit]

butt

[proud wren]

i really needs to play the games but i just haven't

[bitter granite]

ASS

[proud wren]

XBOX BAN SPEEDRUN

[bitter granite]

Some may even say cracks

[frosty yoke]

Getting some Austin Power vibes here lmao

[bitter granite]

Show me dick

[proud wren]

LIKE A DRAGON

[frosty yoke]

Da fuq

[bitter granite]

Infinite wealth

[gritty summit]

infinite money?

[bitter granite]

Bethesha gaming

[frosty yoke]

Im so lost

[gritty summit]

oh no 76

[bitter granite]

76 I sleep

[analog crypt]

snooze

[frosty yoke]

Oh god, this is painful

[bitter granite]

STOP IT

IM GOING INSANE

[proud wren]

world premiere

[frosty yoke]

Twitch chat aint havin it

[bitter granite]

Literally

[analog crypt]

No opinions we do not care

[proud wren]

SOULFRAME OF COURSE

not soulframe

[gritty summit]

capcom

[bitter granite]

Hot

[analog crypt]

Asura's wrath?

[proud wren]

dark souls?

[bitter granite]

Look sex

[frosty yoke]

New IP?

[gritty summit]

this is weird but interesting

[bitter granite]

Seems like it

Watch it be monster hunter 6

[drifting kernel]

Is this warframe

[frosty yoke]

Was hoping Onimusha at the start.

[bitter granite]

Hold up, I might just

[proud wren]

path of the goddess

[bitter granite]

Game pass nice

[analog crypt]

Only on Xbox

reeeee

[proud wren]

ew cars

[bitter granite]

PC game pass gets fucked on the daily

But they get stuff eventually

[frosty yoke]

Cars. Im sleep

[proud wren]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-wake-up-sleeping-basketball-gif-22752712

[hollow mirage]

not them fixing lost planet smh my head

[analog crypt]

HONK mi mi mi mi

[hollow mirage]

capcom bad

[gritty summit]

capcom good

[analog crypt]

Path of the Goddess looked cool

[proud wren]

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-sleep-goodnight-meme-goodnight-bro-minecraft-gif-21455562

[drifting kernel]

Cars bedge

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/bink-gif-25800170

[drifting kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-kars-flip-hair-gif-13789724

[bitter granite]

Ping me when it changes

[gritty summit]

@bitter granite

[proud wren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/861243804295364639/1108885052609282180/tenor.gif

[bitter granite]

Shit down

[analog crypt]

@bitter granite

[gritty summit]

@bitter granite

[proud wren]

@bitter granite

[bitter granite]

Thank you

[analog crypt]

Changing right now

[proud wren]

bethesda presents?

[bitter granite]

EXCEPT FOR YOU

[proud wren]

elder scrolls for the steam deck!

[wispy loom]

bethesda=probably mid

[bitter granite]

Elder scrolls

[gritty summit]

ESO expansion

[analog crypt]

PLEASE

Oh thought it was skyrim again

[proud wren]

i swear to god if it isn't a new game

[gritty summit]

no elder scrolls online

it's the latest expansion probably

[bitter granite]

Expansion coming this month

[wispy loom]

yeah very easy to tell

[frosty yoke]

ESO

[gritty summit]

reviews say this expansion is pretty good tho

[bitter granite]

Ping me when change

Would be so cool if I had the wallet size for this game

[proud wren]

@bitter granite

[bitter granite]

Hi

[proud wren]

OH GOD BLIZZARD IN OVERWATCH FONT

[bitter granite]

Eww

[analog crypt]

zzzzz OW2

[gritty summit]

OW

[wispy loom]

PvE

[proud wren]

DON'T DO THIS TO US

[frosty yoke]

[bitter granite]

PvE fake

[gritty summit]

not allowed to L blizzard

[crisp dirge]

Is baba yaga possible on hard

[bitter granite]

They said fuck PvE mode here is story mission

This game looks so fun, it must be a blast to play everyday with balanced characters and happy players

[analog crypt]

Resident snoozer

[bitter granite]

Game pass moment

[gritty summit]

huuuuuuuuuuuuuh

[bitter granite]

P5T time

[frosty yoke]

Theres P5 Tactica

[gritty summit]

smol persona

[proud wren]

xcom persona?

[drifting kernel]

Mario vs rabbids persona

[gritty summit]

so we got Fable, Payday 3 date, P3 Remake and Avowed looks interesting

[proud wren]

another bethesda?

[frosty yoke]

Give us Prey 2

[gritty summit]

oh is this starfield

[analog crypt]

Yea starfield

[bitter granite]

Yep

[analog crypt]

She said the words

[proud wren]

what is starfield

[gritty summit]

@warm maple

[analog crypt]

No Mans Sky

[bitter granite]

Shitty indie game

[warm maple]

It on?

[analog crypt]

Yea

[frosty yoke]

Its legit just No Mans Sky

[analog crypt]

Star Field being shown right now

[warm maple]

owo

[gritty summit]

can't wait for that good old fallout engine

no man's sky but actually interesting combat

[frosty yoke]

It just works.

[gritty summit]

it just works

[wispy loom]

midfield

[proud wren]

ayo release date dro?

[gritty summit]

i believe we already had a release date

[analog crypt]

Where's AoM

[proud wren]

now where is silksong

[frosty yoke]

Thats close af though

[warm maple]

It's gonna suck

[wispy loom]

new vegas remaster when

[gritty summit]

[analog crypt]

wtf is with the kids eyes

[frosty yoke]

[bitter granite]

My kids

[proud wren]

this kid got no eyelids

[gritty summit]

peruvian zelda

[proud wren]

he just has little black dots

[analog crypt]

UGLY ass

[proud wren]

nevermind he just has no eyebrows

[frosty yoke]

Microsoft did Ori right? Where Ori

[gritty summit]

no way death stranding but vertical

[wispy loom]

climbing sim

[analog crypt]

Platformer

[proud wren]

half of the footage has just been climbing

[gritty summit]

that's the whole game

[bitter granite]

BOTW 1.2

Climbing update

[analog crypt]

Yea it's an exploration game

[wispy loom]

it's just uncharted but only climbing and no witty dialogue

[bitter granite]

WORLD PREMIERE

[wispy loom]

oil platform

[proud wren]

ocea

[bitter granite]

No that’s a train

[proud wren]

deep

[gritty summit]

still deep the wakes

[analog crypt]

Horror game 💯

[wispy loom]

dying light font

[proud wren]

still the wakes deep

[gritty summit]

it looks interesting

[frosty yoke]

Same dudes that did Amnesia Machine for Pigs

[analog crypt]

Hi-Fi Rush 2

[bitter granite]

LETS GOOO

[wispy loom]

goofy ahh run anim

[bitter granite]

Wait that not hi-go

[proud wren]

youch you can see them frame drops though

[analog crypt]

Yea LOL

I noticed it was like stuttering

[digital hamlet]

Wait what’s going on right now

[wispy loom]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[proud wren]

KEANU REEVES

[analog crypt]

2077 DLC

[bitter granite]

BF2042 moment

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-blow-kiss-appreciating-gif-16371509

[digital hamlet]

Xbox releases?

[frosty yoke]

Its Keanu!

[bitter granite]

OMG THE GUY WHO TOLD ME TO COM

[frosty yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-sad-keanu-reeves-keanu-reeves-crying-always-be-my-maybe-gif-24842401

[bitter granite]

2077 game pass

[gritty summit]

me listening the Celeste ost

[frosty yoke]

"Raise the bar"

[frosty yoke]

Me when listening to ALOT of Game music tbh

[gritty summit]

goofy Keanu

[proud wren]

"johnny, im dying"

it sounded so robotic lmao

[atomic spear]

Cinta feels really great to use

[proud wren]

that's great tavaer

[atomic spear]

i don't know why people don't like it

it was certainly worth the puzzles

[warm maple]

Ayo cyberpunk dlc?

[gritty summit]

yes

[proud wren]

p sure it's nothat people don't like it

it's just that the bow isn't too great

[warm maple]

Hell yeah

[analog crypt]

This doesn't look bad

[warm maple]

Tf we don't have 26 months stupid ass

[atomic spear]

i love that slashing sound on impact, and it's harder to use than nataruk

[gritty summit]

lmao

[frosty yoke]

Ayo, thats close

[warm maple]

Cities skylines 2?

[atomic spear]

it's also so weird lookin

[wispy loom]

yeah looks like it

[proud wren]

using american way of dates im p sure

[digital hamlet]

Sims 3

[proud wren]

month day year

[warm maple]

[wispy loom]

just add one more lane bro that'll fix the traffic issues

[bitter granite]

Make your own traffic sim

[proud wren]

is nothing.

[warm maple]

I hope it's not another Kerbal Space Progam 2 situation

[proud wren]

YAHOOO I GET TO MAKE ROADS

[digital hamlet]

City skylines 47

[warm maple]

I also hope all the current DLC is base game

[bitter granite]

Cause a nuclear disaster sim

[warm maple]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

2 days after my birthday :3

[analog crypt]

See that is a vague time

[frosty yoke]

Hello fellow October baby

[analog crypt]

October 2024 or Oct 24th?

[proud wren]

WORLD PREMIERE

[gritty summit]

1 day after mine

[warm maple]

I see no Steam logo

[proud wren]

another atlus?

[gritty summit]

it's coming to PC no worries

[warm maple]

Anime

[bitter granite]

Fire elbem Xbox

[digital hamlet]

🤮fire emblem

[bitter granite]

[proud wren]

game looks pretty uhh

[digital hamlet]

Persona 12

[proud wren]

mid

[warm maple]

Fire Emblem

[analog crypt]

Elf mommy kinda bad tho

[gritty summit]

no way 15 fps JRPG

[proud wren]

metaphor

[digital hamlet]

Looks like it has less than zero plot

[frosty yoke]

Da fuq is that

[proud wren]

metaphor re fantazio

[gritty summit]

SILKSONG

[proud wren]

ori?

not ori

rpg?

[bitter granite]

Oh this game

[warm maple]

That's a big ass windmill

Is that... cell shading?

[proud wren]

doesn't look super interesting

[warm maple]

Borderlands 4????????

[digital hamlet]

Looks like it would be good if the gameplay doesn’t fall flat

But it will

[warm maple]

It probably will

[analog crypt]

Yea this doesn't look interesting

[gritty summit]

bloodborne pc

[bitter granite]

Wtf was that end

[digital hamlet]

Basic jrpg moment

[proud wren]

seems like there's gonna be a lot of games next year

[analog crypt]

Can I fucking get some AoM news

[warm maple]

No

[proud wren]

(silksong)

[frosty yoke]

Xbox game studios!?!?

[proud wren]

half life 3?

[warm maple]

Yo is this Bioshock?

[digital hamlet]

SILKSONG!!!

[gritty summit]

bioshock mobile

[analog crypt]

Bioshock

[frosty yoke]

Bioshock?!?!

[digital hamlet]

[warm maple]

What the fuck

[frosty yoke]

Ayo, that red carpet mf lmao

[warm maple]

[proud wren]

he walkin

[warm maple]

Weird looking Bioshock

[frosty yoke]

Yo, PLEASE be a Bioshock

[gritty summit]

i'm not sure if this is bioshock

[warm maple]

It's not Bioshock

[proud wren]

YOOOO

[gritty summit]

looks like budget bioshock infinite

[warm maple]

Looks pretty cool though

[wispy loom]

3FPS console gaming

[gritty summit]

cock

[drifting kernel]

Was that crazy diamond

[warm maple]

Cock

[proud wren]

woah

[analog crypt]

cock

[frosty yoke]

"Due Time" LMAO

[proud wren]

cockwork revolution

[wispy loom]

actually based

[warm maple]

Never

[gritty summit]

THE GUY

[proud wren]

IT'S PHIL SPENCER

[warm maple]

PHIL

[digital hamlet]

SoonTM 2

[proud wren]

HE'S GONNA REVEAL SILKSONG AND ITS RELEASE DATE

[gritty summit]

okay silksong now

[warm maple]

[digital hamlet]

Hey look shadow of the colossus

[bitter granite]

Solid showcase, a game showcase with actually gameplay

[proud wren]

FUCK YOU PHIL SPENCER

[analog crypt]

Clockwork looks cool

[warm maple]

More like Clockwork Orange

[digital hamlet]

Don’t

[gritty summit]

show silksong

[warm maple]

What's Silksong?

[digital hamlet]

Monkey island???

[proud wren]

show me silksong phil spencer

[wispy loom]

starfield will guaranteed be unfinished

[bitter granite]

Cry

[gritty summit]

monkey island sea of thieves update or something

[proud wren]

33 immortals seems cool asf

[warm maple]

Starfield will be a flop like most AAA games

[steady spoke]

🚶‍♂️ "we ain't getting silksong today"

[frosty yoke]

Dude wearing a Hexen Tshirt though

[gritty summit]

please say one more thing

[digital hamlet]

5/14

[analog crypt]

WHERE IS AOM

[proud wren]

"oh and i forgot, silksong"

[gritty summit]

okay if it's AOM remake or something it will be hype

[proud wren]

please say it phil

[warm maple]

He won't

[bitter granite]

What is AOM

[proud wren]

^^

[warm maple]

Silksong doesn't exist

[digital hamlet]

OUR DEMAND IS SILKSONG

[analog crypt]

Age of Mythology

[proud wren]

GUYS ITS SLILKSONG

[gritty summit]

guh

[bitter granite]

Ah

[wispy loom]

don't care just buy an SSD

[warm maple]

Yo where Sony showcase?

[proud wren]

WOAH 1TB SSD

[gritty summit]

[bitter granite]

OMG ITS BLACK NOW

[digital hamlet]

Can they say that, like, legally

[bitter granite]

NO MORE WHITE BOX

[proud wren]

zamn only 350

[digital hamlet]

“Back in black”

[wispy loom]

1TB console? woah! 2017 gaming!

[warm maple]

Xbox Series S(ex)

[gritty summit]

okay but one more game please

[proud wren]

thats actually kinda low

[bitter granite]

$50 extra

[gritty summit]

ONE MORE THING

[warm maple]

SILKSONG

[frosty yoke]

O_O

[bitter granite]

One more

[gritty summit]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[frosty yoke]

You fucker

[proud wren]

GODDAMN YOU STARFIELD

[bitter granite]

Lol no silksong

[warm maple]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[digital hamlet]

ONE MORE THING YOU HORRIBLE

[warm maple]

No silksong

[proud wren]

YOU CAN FUCK OFF STARFIELD

[bitter granite]

@warm maple Starfield time

[digital hamlet]

Bruh.

[analog crypt]

It said Starfield Direct at end of show

[warm maple]

Yes I'm watching

[digital hamlet]

Nobody cares about starfield

[proud wren]

i know but he got our hopes up

[warm maple]

Remember, don't trust Todds lies

[frosty yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-makeup-clown-makeup-bozo-gif-26049773

[analog crypt]

Yea and I wanted AoM Retold

[gritty summit]

okay original sinning time

[proud wren]

remember never trust phil spencer guys

[digital hamlet]

Attack on mitan

[proud wren]

mortal sin?

[wispy loom]

todd howard: game ruiner

[proud wren]

HOLY SHIT ITS TODD HOWARD

[digital hamlet]

Remember guys, it just works

[warm maple]

DON'T LISTEN TO HIS LIES

[digital hamlet]

It just works

[gritty summit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFcLyDb6niA

[proud wren]

THE SPACE GAME

[warm maple]

The funny space game

[proud wren]

todd if you make outer wilds 2 everyone will love you again

[digital hamlet]

Little lies, stunning shows, people buy, money floooooooows

[frosty yoke]

Remember guys, I just make money.

[warm maple]

It's like Skyrim but in space

[proud wren]

wow this looks like no mans sky without the funny artstyle

[digital hamlet]

Literally just no man’s sky

[warm maple]

Yo is this No Man's Sky?

[proud wren]

"not just one world"

[wispy loom]

"a bethesda RPG through and through"
looks over at fallout 3 and 4

[digital hamlet]

LMAO ITS LITERALLY JUST NO MANS SKY

[proud wren]

"over a thousand worlds" "not our choice on where to go, it's yours"

THATS WHAT FUCKING NO MANS SKY SAID WHEN THEY RELEASED

[warm maple]

🤯

[bitter granite]

I trust the tod god

[warm maple]

Do not

[proud wren]

watch you need a nasa supercomputer just to get to the loading screen

[digital hamlet]

WHY IS THIS JUST NO MANS SKY AGAIN

[wispy loom]

THIS EXACTLY NO MAN'S SKY ADVERTISEMENT LMAOOOO

[frosty yoke]

[steady spoke]

Star citizen better

[warm maple]

Goofy af animations

[bitter granite]

Frame do be dripping

[proud wren]

NO MANS SKY

[wispy loom]

no way

[warm maple]

Literally no mans sky

[wispy loom]

you're kidding, this is actually what they thought would be a good idea

[digital hamlet]

WHAT ITS STILL JUST NO MANS SKY

DIRECT COPY

[proud wren]

destiny x no mans sky

[frosty yoke]

The gunplay looks lifeless, ngl

[wispy loom]

real

[proud wren]

sound is pretty crisp though i like it

[digital hamlet]

💀💀💀💀

[warm maple]

Yooo the sippy juice

[proud wren]

CAPTAIN HOWARD

[wispy loom]

TTS bots let's goooooo

[digital hamlet]

Vosco 💀💀💀💀 why is Bosco here

[frosty yoke]

I do think the audio is quite nice in some spots. SOME

[warm maple]

NASA punk

You mean sci fi

[bitter granite]

No, NASA punk

[wispy loom]

"NASA Punk"
where's the anarchy symbols

[warm maple]

Cringe

[frosty yoke]

Mass effect did it better lmao

[digital hamlet]

Okay I’ll ask this
Are they doing anything that isnt a major part of no man’s sky

[wispy loom]

no

[bitter granite]

Me when space game

[warm maple]

Yo is this star citizen?

[frosty yoke]

I mean, Graphics wise its stunning. But that shit is gonna run at like 12 fps on consumer cards

[wispy loom]

star citizen AND no man's sky? this is gonna be the worst game ever on release and it's never gonna get finished!

[steady spoke]

Waiting for the 1000$ ship

[warm maple]

Yo is this Halo?

[frosty yoke]

Artifact, this shit is Mass effect. Fk outta here Todd

[bitter granite]

Todd sweating

[wispy loom]

wanna bet all these characters have 0 depth or developement

[frosty yoke]

Like, it looks good, but I know its gonna be dogwater

[warm maple]

The NPC's got the oblivion stare when you talk to them lmao

[bitter granite]

Sex city

[frosty yoke]

"It just works, just like my employees."

Unclaimed. . . Can we name them Todd? CAN WE?

[crystal field]

yea this games gonna be broken at launch

[warm maple]

100%

[frosty yoke]

Getting that Cyberpunk 2077 feeling all over again.

[bitter granite]

Game will work by the time Todd rereleases it on Amazon Alexa

[wispy loom]

100%

[digital hamlet]

Someone tell them they’re gonna get sued by hello games

[bitter granite]

Gonna make sushiba

[wispy loom]

gotta love how the sliders don't show a preview

[bitter granite]

Let me be gambler

[warm maple]

WHY DO THE NPCS HAVE THE OBILVION STARE??????

[wispy loom]

holy hell they're trying to be new vegas

[bitter granite]

*bethesha

[wispy loom]

...ok that one's good

[frosty yoke]

AYO

[warm maple]

THE ADORING FAN

WAT

[bitter granite]

YOOOOO IS THAT KID FROM THR GAME

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-oblivion-elder-scrolls-adoring-fan-adoring-fan-bye-gif-18464982

[wispy loom]

I like how they're showing all these unique text options like it's a big thing that wasn't done in 2011 by a better studio

[frosty yoke]

Ok. thats pretty great lol

2077 Hacking?

[wispy loom]

quickhacks yea

[digital hamlet]

They have a knack for making so many options they become meaningless

[frosty yoke]

Damnit, it LOOKS fun, but I know its gonna flop

[crystal field]

i like how they cut off before the stealth kill

im going to bet theres no stealth kill animation

[wispy loom]

they only become meaningless if they allow you to use them all instead of locking others out, and bethesda loves giving you evrry option in 1 playthrough

[warm maple]

I hope the game doesn't flop but it'll most likely flop

[wispy loom]

my guess is that the story will lack anything interesting or well written

[warm maple]

Yo is this Space Engineers?

[frosty yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/space-engineers-fml-suicide-gif-7958116

[digital hamlet]

PERRY the spaceship?????

[wispy loom]

romance 💀

[warm maple]

Sex in video games?! pog?

[frosty yoke]

Romance. Todd makin Alien Cheeks?

[digital hamlet]

Bosco!!!!

[wispy loom]

rock and stone!

[frosty yoke]

90% of that cockpit does absolutely nothing lol

[wispy loom]

elite dangerious

[frosty yoke]

Wait. . .Did I hear moving power?!?!

Is this FTL???

[digital hamlet]

Star wars squadrons again…

[frosty yoke]

This combat is actually just FTL. . . .uhhhh

[digital hamlet]

Wait yeah literally ftl

💀💀💀

Boarding

[frosty yoke]

Nah bro, straight up jacked FTLs combat

[digital hamlet]

I AM THE SANDWICH HOARDER

[frosty yoke]

LOL, Pushing merch, I love it

[wispy loom]

screw this I'm watching vinseauce joel vods

[neon pine]

based

[digital hamlet]

It looks so lame

[frosty yoke]

Did Bethesda fans not learn the last time?

[wispy loom]

plastic shell paper sticker

[frosty yoke]

"it wouldve been more expensive to do the glass bottle"

Er sorry

[wispy loom]

didn't they say "this actually cost us more than the glass bottle"

[frosty yoke]

Yes yes, Im half asleep dont mind me lmao

[wispy loom]

yeah lmao

hopefully the new obsidian game is good, last time they released a game it was kinda mid

[frosty yoke]

Yea from the uhhhh Internet Historian lad

Obsidian CAN do good games no doubt.

[wispy loom]

yep

maybe a fantasy setting will work better than a sci-fi one

[frosty yoke]

I mean, it LOOKS dope.

[wispy loom]

wait obsidian made grounded?

[wispy loom]

all I saw was hot green man

[warm maple]

I don't want to be hyped for this game

[frosty yoke]

OH HELL NO

[warm maple]

Because it's going to be disapointing when it comes out and it flops

[frosty yoke]

Did he just float those mfs with magic???

Im out.

[steady spoke]

Shadow wizard money gang

[frosty yoke]

Sept 6th huh?

[wispy loom]

6 month delay period in which the game is barely playable

[frosty yoke]

Shhh, Just give Todd your money

It just sells millions

No Silkysong.

[wispy loom]

https://fxtwitter.com/P3Status/status/1667627130962812929?s=20

[frosty yoke]

Highlight of the whole thing for me. Persona, Im taking a nap after that

[warm maple]

Shadow wizard money gang

[uneven laurel]

Also about P5T
Wtf does this mean
https://twitter.com/MbKKssTBhz5/status/1667951626550759427

みどり (@MbKKssTBhz5)

Persona 5 Tactica will feature additional DLC releasing on the same day with a brand new story episode titled “Repaint Your Heart.” This DLC will also focus on some “desired characters.” #P5T

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ARSÉNE, MY BOI
WHATS WRONG

[cerulean tide]

Starfield looks cool

Just no multiplayer which is not great

[wispy loom]

TF you expected

[uneven laurel]

I didn't watch the direct for it, but the small gameplay showed off during the Xbox showcase was better

[cerulean tide]

‘25 years in the making’

[hollow mirage]

well, given how FO76 went.

might be for the best it’s not multiplayer

[wispy loom]

"hmm, I sure do think this story driven, character focused RPG looks cool! I wonder where the multiplayer elements are?"

[hollow mirage]

unless we all feel like waiting for them to fix it

[cerulean tide]

Also praying for at least 60fps (it’s sad that that is sometimes not the case for full price games)

[wispy loom]

99% chance it's unoprimized and uncompressed, 250 GB 34 fps

[hollow mirage]

30fps on an RTX4090 take it or leave it

[cerulean tide]

🤷‍♀️

I’ll cop it though

Actually unless it doesn’t have optimisations

[hollow mirage]

I’ll have to see more until I decide if I get it. I couldn’t watch the showcase

[cerulean tide]

I’ll probably wait a day

[cerulean tide]

The showcase was pretty much how expansive the world is and that you can literally change and interact with anything

[crystal field]

its no mans sky with destiny gunplay

[wispy loom]

not at all

[cerulean tide]

I do love the trait system

Even it’s it’s just perks

[wispy loom]

it's horizontal progression, which is good

[cerulean tide]

Can’t wait to make the goofeist build imaginable

[wispy loom]

I'm just hoping the writing is good, would be the first bethesda game since oblivion to have that

[cerulean tide]

Fallout 4 story

[wispy loom]

fallout 3 story is worse somehow

[cerulean tide]

It looks VERY player oriented, so I fear for not enough world building

[wispy loom]

yeah seems like an issue there

[cerulean tide]

Don’t want the game world to feel like it does not exist outside of the room your in

The gun play looks refreshing

It looks very snappy, which I actually like, the sfx is sharp too

[wispy loom]

ye

[cerulean tide]

The biggest grey area about the game is the sound design

They didn’t really go over that

[digital hamlet]

Oh yeah that’s what I was thinking
It feels like from what they’ve shown that you’re the only thing that happens in the world
Like are there actual events where places get involved or just you going around doing stuff for no reason

[wispy loom]

they either:
don't think it's valuable enough
don't think what they have is good enough yet

[cerulean tide]

When they were doing anything it was the noise of what they were doing and nothing else

[digital hamlet]

The majority of the people who play will have literally no idea why sound design matters, so I bet they can’t really spend time showing it

[cerulean tide]

The character backgrounds hopefully mean a bit more than just passing dialogue checks

[wispy loom]

disagreed

[cerulean tide]

They could have made it interesting

Like the player customisation

It was intriguing

[wispy loom]

I'll be more disappointed if there's no dialogue options tied to the perks

[digital hamlet]

Well yeah but that’s still just part of the player stuff
I wanna see a massive war between 50 separate planets or something like that, with everybody doing something about it
Like actual full scale events

It’s not really immersive if they don’t

[cerulean tide]

100% yeah

I hope you can walk in on a random dogfight in space and just watch

[digital hamlet]

That was one of my major points about why I didn’t like no mans sky

Nothing really happened outside the norm besides occasional pirates

It really just felt that nobody else existed

[wispy loom]

if it were'nt for the fact it's Eve online, I'd say eve online has that sort of stuff

[cerulean tide]

They didn’t have any pop ups or intrusive tutorials

Thank god

Don’t want to be listening to a speech on a piece of equipment and how their dad died to get it and suddenly tutorial jumpscare

[digital hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986496154160226325/1079245997517049866/image.png

[cerulean tide]

How did he even end up like that

Poor Anderson

[wispy loom]

time travelled at the wrong time

[digital hamlet]

Telefragged himself

[cerulean tide]

Dummy

[wispy loom]

bro was caked up tho

[uneven laurel]

Mis-input

[bitter granite]

I love cake

[digital hamlet]

I think that spoon may be evil

[bitter granite]

Opera GX is now 4

[warm maple]

The feet

[bitter granite]

Toe reveal

Oh no

[cerulean tide]

[bitter granite]

Oh, it’s just the uncensored version of the toes

Nothing weird

[neon pine]

not yet\

[bitter granite]

The normal replies are weird

[cerulean tide]

Opera GX twitter account is definitely run by a 16 year old

[uneven laurel]

Its something toe related on Twitter
What'd you expect, a bluey comment section?

[bitter granite]

Whoever runs it was raised by the internet

[wispy loom]

and doesn't know chromium is bad

[neon pine]

just saying, if i got paid to actively shitpost on an account for a chromium-based browser, despite knowing they're ass, i would

[bitter granite]

Same

[neon pine]

money is money

[cerulean tide]

Pr manager get dough

[neon pine]

and im a greedy hoe

[bitter granite]

Be 16 and edgy for $40 a hour

[cerulean tide]

[neon pine]

we would all be great pr managers

we were all raised by the internet

[cerulean tide]

I would be the worst PR manager in existence

[neon pine]

the more you fuck up the less you fuck up

[cerulean tide]

I have been one before and it didn’t go well

[warm maple]

They're trolling us with that

[neon pine]

literally the more you don't stick to a stuck-up, strict way of doing things the more people will like you

[cerulean tide]

For a theatre company

[neon pine]

theatre is different

[cerulean tide]

Live theatre*

[cerulean tide]

The fan service is immense

[neon pine]

im gonna be running an instagram shop page kinda thing for my sister's nail salon in like, september or october as fucking-everything manager
you bet your ass im shitposting under each post

(with her permission ofc)

[cerulean tide]

I was too scared to do anything when I was a PR manager

Cause I didn’t want to mess up

[bitter granite]

When the dogma is ritual

[neon pine]

dogma balls

[bitter granite]

I hate that this is a good deck now but my god is it expensive

[neon pine]

that's fair

[cerulean tide]

[drifting kernel]

https://twitter.com/Zari_Wari/status/1667949976255623168?s=20

Wari FunniMan (@Zari_Wari)

Eric Yakuza: EEEYIIIKESS! Everyone can see Baka mi-testicles! I anta gotta get some clothes!

one particularly mouthy passerby: Holy moly! His weiner is Like a Dragon!

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Twitter · Jun 11, 2023, 5:40 PM

[neon pine]

[bitter granite]

[cerulean tide]

Dragon dick?

I hope it’s a mod and not base game

[uneven laurel]

"Eric Yakuza"

[neon pine]

john "Like a Dragon dick" yakuza

[uneven laurel]

No, that's Kiryu

[bitter granite]

Just because two decks are good doesn’t mean they are good together

[nimble compass]

i have found the best gzdoom total conversion mod. its called total chaos and runs on doom 2 but the graphics are extremely good. you don't need to download doom 2. its free.

[wispy loom]

pyrocynical

[neon pine]

pyrocynical is not a gzdoom mod

[wispy loom]

he did make a vid on total chaos

[neon pine]

ah

[warm maple]

PC gaming show? More like boring

[hollow mirage]

PC gaming is epic though

[atomic spear]

13/16 narmer plasts🤢

I don't have the strength to finish the last rank in sp circuit

I can't see dread being that worth it

cashing out on steel essence at least

[hollow mirage]

Dread Incarnon I do think is pretty strong but could be better

[digital hamlet]

Ima keep you guys updated on pc gamer stuff
Okay undead inc kinda looks hilarious

Whoa this kinda looks like outer wilds

Be inthinvicle

Vampire survivors clone #382

“Yet another lame fighting game”

Lmao only 4 characters

Ok lame trailer bit but parcel corps gameplay looks sick

Another farming game with zero interesting mechanics and awful graphics

Wait maybe silksong???

Dang it

Whoa megaman roguelike

That song was cool

Creepy jar? More like goobert

Ok great the sun exploded

Wait where’s the light coming from if the sun died

I like most sea shanties but that one sucked

Too many vocals, not enough music

Ok space Mario kart

…but it’s just you and obstacles
Lame

Eh, new rts

Spending a lot of time on this :/

Do people actually care about this shovelware garbage

Those graphics were justifiable in the days of fallout 1 lmao

Wait never mind that looks sick

Ok now this is just war thunder

Or something idk what war thunder is

Comedically bad animations

[atomic spear]

did they announce crimson skies 3?