other-games

[bleak dagger]

His biggest issue is that

[wispy loom]

I've got a weak spot for western themed things ok?

[bleak dagger]

He has like 3 useful addons total

1 of which is basically must pick

[obtuse copper]

It’s ok I think he’s cool but not as strong as the others

[wispy loom]

wait

[frosty yoke]

https://youtu.be/K17VJhwvuPI

Vid of blight I personally enjoyed.

[wispy loom]

knight as in, for honor knight? that wasn't a fever dream?

[obtuse copper]

No

[bleak dagger]

No dbd knight

The drunk asshole younger brother of for honor knight

[wispy loom]

ooh this one's recent, wasn't playing at the time

ok he looks sick tho

[bleak dagger]

Ye

[wispy loom]

DRIPPED OUT

[obtuse copper]

He’s build different than the rest

[bleak dagger]

He's a chad

[frosty yoke]

The flicks in the vid are pretty crazy

[bleak dagger]

But he's also kinda not well designed

He's really fun to play

But not that fun to fight

[obtuse copper]

I think wraith is the most mid killer in dbd

[bleak dagger]

And if you're not playing with map of the realm knight just sucks

[obtuse copper]

Fuck

[bleak dagger]

His power basically doesn't work half the time

[wispy loom]

the bell guy? hasn't he been mid since the release of the game

[bleak dagger]

[bitter ridge]

stares in skully merchan, borgo is just not fun to play on any side

[frosty yoke]

I think Otzdarva once said Wraith is literally the Baseline killer.

[obtuse copper]

I believe so too

[bleak dagger]

Wraith is probably the most simple killer in the game

But like in a good way

He's pretty good and fun to play

[bitter ridge]

equips silent clapper and purple aura blood

[frosty yoke]

Hes not op, but not trash either.

[obtuse copper]

I see what your going at

I just don’t see any good players as him

[frosty yoke]

First couple hours though, that BING BONG scared the shit outta me.

[bleak dagger]

If you're going to pick up knight

[obtuse copper]

I can easily tell their actions and movement it just sad to watch them

[bleak dagger]

I just suggest you always run map of the realm as it should be basekit

And then either call to arms or whatever you want as long as it's not green

All his green addons are trash

[obtuse copper]

I see

[bleak dagger]

His purple addons are gimmicks or trash

Like the hammer that gives 2% slowdown for 15 seconds

[obtuse copper]

Tf

[bleak dagger]

He technically can build for his minions

But they aren't that good to warrant a build for them usually

[frosty yoke]

[tidal raven]

Medkit nerf sparked that I bet

[obtuse copper]

Peak end game crisis gameplay

[bitter ridge]

chinese players seem to be reviw bombing due to the heal nerf

[bleak dagger]

Like carnifex build can be just him equipping the addon and nothing else

The purple carnifex addon is dog

Assassin builds would work if you could pick 3 addons

But otherwise you just shouldn't do them unless you bring map of the realm

And the jailor sucks

[tidal raven]

I usually bring Map/Blade

[gritty summit]

speaking of China

[frosty yoke]

And here I thought it was the lightburn for Nurse lol.

[tidal raven]

Nahhhh

[bleak dagger]

I think assassin without dried horsemeat just has way too little time to catch up to anybody

[tidal raven]

Why would they complain about something I can bet behind atleasta little bit

[obtuse copper]

Oof

[bleak dagger]

If you're playing vs someone competent at least a bit they'll always outrun assassin

[frosty yoke]

Wait, does healing take longer now?

[bleak dagger]

But dried horsemeat assassin goes hard

Afaik no

[bitter ridge]

Not surprised, blizz cut them off

[obtuse copper]

Recently got into StarCraft 2 again

[tidal raven]

I usually try to sandwich survivors between myself and the guard
So just getting the chase off to force them to come to me is helpful
The deep wound is also some stalling if they get away

[obtuse copper]

Bout to micromanage Terran and become xenophobic

[bleak dagger]

Ye but any guard does that, assassin is probably the worst one at that since he chases the least

I just bring map of the realm and call to arms

[tidal raven]

They all dont deep wound tho?

[frosty yoke]

Is this what you were referencing?

[tidal raven]

Like a Deep Wound on the first hit, when they're healthy

[bleak dagger]

Ye but if you're using them to zone, you're unlikely to have them hit anyone

Because survivor being chased has no collision with you, you can't force them getting hit by assassin

[tidal raven]

Yeah

[bleak dagger]

I like assassin when he works but vs at least someone who can run in a straight line he just doesn't

[frosty yoke]

So faster healing for others, slower self healing.

[tidal raven]

Yee

Which is objectively good
But yk

[bleak dagger]

Honestly average CN reaction to any change

I remember Library of Ruina got review bombed by CN because the ending wasn't depressing enough

Not even a joke

[frosty yoke]

Wait. . what!?!?

[bleak dagger]

Idk either

[gritty summit]

i'm a little bit interested but it looks so mobile game-ish that it's annoying

[bleak dagger]

CN community is kinda weird like that

And review bombing is the mild side of it

[frosty yoke]

Im intrigued lol

[obtuse copper]

Tf

[frosty yoke]

Never understood the whole review bombing. Steams just gonna remove it all anyways

[bitter granite]

@tidal raven new paladins update looking nice

[tidal raven]

True !

[bitter granite]

They even reworked Makao

[wispy loom]

what the fuck lmaooo

[tidal raven]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[uneven laurel]

They turned the turtle into a robot
Can't have shit in The Realm

[bitter granite]

The Realm

[uneven laurel]

Thank you

[bitter granite]

Just do both at the same time

[gritty summit]

cereal first

[frosty yoke]

No bowl needed

[uneven laurel]

Milk on the side
I don't want a time limit for eating cereal

[gritty summit]

insane

[frosty yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-cereal-breakfast-overweight-binge-gif-14627113

[bitter granite]

@bitter ridge fuck Larry

[bitter ridge]

Old bastard

[bitter granite]

He just hates everyone just to hate

They should have let me not get the medicine for him

[bitter ridge]

Kill him

[bitter granite]

I 100% am going to

[bitter ridge]

Twd genocide run when

[bitter granite]

If he even breathes wrong one more time

[bitter granite]

Basically have to get as many people killed as fast as you can

[bitter ridge]

Ik, I have tried to do that in undertale but it just felt wrong

[bitter granite]

I got bored of genocide since it skipped over all the cool boss fights

[bitter ridge]

Oh yeah I got the desert hek skin built a little while ago, I like it

[tidal raven]

Personally
Im a bowl first guy

[bitter granite]

You bottoms and your bowls

[tidal raven]

Yep ^w^

[bitter granite]

UWU ME YOU YOU [for legal reasons Ashen was required to censor this]

[gritty summit]

what about cereal first with no bowl, am i a bottom

[bitter granite]

Depends, when does the milk come

[gritty summit]

depends on the day

[bitter granite]

Today

[tidal raven]

Then you'd be a switch

[gritty summit]

nintendo switch zelda totk edition

[bitter granite]

All switches play Nintendo

[gritty summit]

@bitter granite day 3 of asking for Dead Island 2 copy

[bitter granite]

OwO or UwU, depending on which you do maybe

[gritty summit]

none

[bitter granite]

Wrong

[tidal raven]

Day 2 of asking for Mount & Blade Warband

[bitter granite]

Okay

[uneven laurel]

Day 1 of asking

[gritty summit]

fuck you

[bitter granite]

I’ll allow it

[tidal raven]

Yooooo

[bitter granite]

I want to kill Lilly and Larry

Still surprised this got pass 1 season

[uneven laurel]

Homie got that 8head

[balmy mason]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-happy-gif-5231652

[bitter granite]

Even more confused how every seasons kept getting a 100%

[balmy mason]

that isnt the full one

[tidal raven]

Yoooooo
Lets gooo

[warm maple]

How the hell did it get 8 seasons?

[bitter granite]

Cause it’s a amazing show with great reviews and rating

Furry dating show season 3 when?

[warm maple]

[modern schooner]

Hopefully not till I’m dead

[gritty summit]

death not allowed also hi Skye hello

[modern schooner]

Hello sushi hi

I always see yours and everglide’s pfps and get confused as to which one you are, because you both seem to have half of the same picture

[gritty summit]

i do get confused at times too

[bitter granite]

@gritty summit cutting, smashing, penetration, or beating

Pick the punishment

[gritty summit]

punishment for who?

cutting

[tidal raven]

you

[bitter granite]

Hazel

[bitter granite]

Alright, getting out the watering hoses

[hollow mirage]

THERE’S BEEN 8??!?

[bitter granite]

Yep

[hollow mirage]

i expected that shit to die after 2

[bitter granite]

Even better

Big mouth is now Netflix’s longest running show

Ain’t none of them got as big a mouth as I do, this mouth can fit a fist inside it

I still don’t know why people were challenging each other to do that but I learnt I could

[hollow mirage]

I think I was able to as well a while ago.

[bitter granite]

aren’t you guys buying studios specifically to help turn at least 15 of your working projects into GAAS

[modern schooner]

Why me

[bitter granite]

For your crimes against my home land of furtopia, land of the primal furries

[modern schooner]

I didn’t do anything

[bitter granite]

We have genetically modified all of ourselves to be 90% animal

Only human thing left about us is brain

Tomorrow I get my last enhancement to spit Vemon and acid

Reptile is the best race

[gritty summit]

am i allowed to die already

[modern schooner]

No

[gritty summit]

i don't like Limbo

[bitter granite]

Your life is link to mine, you can’t die unless I die

https://vxtwitter.com/dexerto/status/1650523739409268738?s=46&t=q-inp8gKT7qUp_uFmL_Qaw

ADHD got to him

@bitter ridge I need duck to die now

Clem got a bigger body count than that stupid Duck

[bitter granite]

I’m gonna put the Limbo inside of you so you can never leave it

[bitter granite]

@bitter ridge Kenny is from Florida

Explains a lot

Also he assumed Lee could pick a lock cause he’s “Urban”

Explain yourself

[tidal raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/311894904483610624/1090010321474834487/93152A43-58AF-43EB-8A56-E610DADEB7E6.gif

[drifting kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/money-sniff-r-ich-wrestler-vince-mc-mahon-gif-8023399

[bitter granite]

I’m going to discard all of it into the void

[drifting kernel]

k

[warm maple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/311894904483610624/1090010321474834487/93152A43-58AF-43EB-8A56-E610DADEB7E6.gif

[bitter granite]

Tried to save Larry just to rizz up Lilly knowing he wouldn’t make it

The power of gaslighting will save me everyday

Also @warm maple your not British, you are now Australian

[warm maple]

Guh

[modern schooner]

:3

[small wren]

Mega based Yoshida

[warm maple]

Explain

[bitter granite]

You moved

[warm maple]

I wish

Couldn’t you move me to America?

[bitter granite]

No, you don’t have any gun training and don’t weigh enough

[modern schooner]

I have literally seen so many skinny girls under 5’ here, what do you mean

[bitter granite]

Also Poland or New Zealand, forgot which but it was something with Land in it, is trying again to delay the purchase of Actvision

Their opinion doesn’t matter in this case only the big 3 trade corps do

[small wren]

Let me quote Silver for a moment...
"It's no use!"

[bitter granite]

But think they got one of the big three to delay their decision from this Wednesday all the way to June 30th

The other 2 are still making their decision Wednesday

Both siding with Microsoft

[warm maple]

I’ve played lots of vr games with guns. Does that count?

[bitter granite]

Unless you know how to shot a triple barrel burst shotgun irl than no

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

Also you must keep at least 3 guns or more on open display in your house, all fully loaded

[modern schooner]

I don’t, and I live here

[modern schooner]

I don’t do that either

[bitter granite]

We are shipping you to Canada

[warm maple]

Darn

Ship me to Canada

[modern schooner]

👍

[warm maple]

That’s close enough

[modern schooner]

It’ll be not always hot there

[bitter granite]

We are shipping you to Quebec

[warm maple]

It’ll mostly be cold

[modern schooner]

I like cold

[bitter granite]

The french part of town, not the English speaking part

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

Tbh I keep something in all my pockets and always wear a sweater with 4-6 pockets

My current one has 4 on the inside that can strap close, and 2 on the outside that zip close

They are all full of whatever I feel like

[warm maple]

Can confirm, my pockets barely hold my phone

[tidal raven]

^^

Have to cover my phone with my shirt to hide what im listening to

[bitter granite]

2 markers, 5 pens, 20 post it notes, 5 sticky notes, 2 extra large pack of gum, 2 wallets, 2 phones, 1 pair of headphones, my rings, my 6th and 7th necklace, my bus pass, my watch, hand sanitizer

Just to name a few things in my pockets

Oh I also keep rope or string on me, whichever fits

[modern schooner]

Same

Although, my older pairs of pajama pants have pockets that can fit my switch and more

[bitter granite]

Metal detectors have fun with me thanks to all the metal I carry on me

@modern schooner Taser, Sickle, or Hook

[modern schooner]

Sickles are cool

[bitter granite]

Sickle it is

[tidal raven]

OH
I just realized where I am

Hi Golden order

[atomic spear]

I like how tenet weapons cost 40 keys, but only drop in trios

[bitter granite]

Episode 2 done

Was trying to be a nice guy but fuck it time for my joker arc

Everyone gonna die now

[modern schooner]

Got a legendary from a vendor in the pre-sequel

[hollow mirage]

higher levels drop more.

Veil drops 10 at a time

[atomic spear]

Are there any veil missions that don't involve ground combat, just a straight skirmish?

[bitter granite]

Vendor moment

[modern schooner]

My hand hurts from buying and selling my echo over and over again now

[hollow mirage]

no. Grineer ones are ass because they require so much more to do and takes ages solo

[bitter granite]

Stop using your hands

Use my hands

Nothing but nice to Kenny but now he is pull some bs on me

No more Mr Nice Lee

[tidal raven]

Ah yes the echo selling trick
DLC exclusive

[tidal raven]

Who you playing?

[modern schooner]

Claptrap

[atomic spear]

Corpus missions tho

God their ships have the longest ass corridors

[tidal raven]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[modern schooner]

I didn’t know who to play, so I just chose him

I haven’t done a full play through as any character, and haven’t even touched nisha and wilhelm

[tidal raven]

Claptraps a good "Idk who to play" choice

What do you want out of a vault hunter?

[modern schooner]

Kill

[tidal raven]

Playing Nisha cause you cant aim? Broke

Playing Nisha cause she dual wields pistols? Woke

[tidal raven]

Nisha is one of the best vault hunters
Probably the best

[modern schooner]

I think moze will forever be my favorite to play

No reload, all the explosions

[tidal raven]

Jack has a perk that lets his copies toss grenades

Ill have to read the trees specifically
Dont remember all the details

Athena's my personal favorite

[bitter granite]

Someday we will have a vault hunter stronger than Moze

[tidal raven]

Beeg elemental explosion damage

[bitter granite]

Til that day comes Moze goes brrrrr

[bitter granite]

we love infinitely stacking damage

[tidal raven]

Jack technically has Money is Power

But the moment you spend 1 cent you lose all the stacks

[bitter granite]

Damage limit, ewww

Moze has no need for stack just make number bigger by making it bigger

300/90 ION Cannon Moze goes brrrr

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-space-earth-gif-14405202

[tidal raven]

Wilhelm might be the basic "More damage go brrrrr" but Id have to check

Cyber Commando increases laser weapon effectiveness

Best ability in borderlands history

[bitter granite]

@small wren PS Fans are trying to use this data to prove that Xbox is dead

Ofc the sales will be lowest on Xbox it’s on game pass

[modern schooner]

Explosion damage is fun in this game, yeet all the corpses

[tidal raven]

Okay
But what about pc sales

[bitter granite]

People aren’t gonna pay for game pass just to not use it

[tidal raven]

97% PC, 1% Switch, 1% PS, 1% Xbox

[bitter granite]

They are arguing: if game pass is so good than why aren’t Xbox players buying the games they play on game pass

maybe because they are on game pass

[tidal raven]

Almost like thats the entire point

[bitter granite]

Unlike PS Plus Xbox isn’t gonna take their own games off their service

Minecraft and other Xbox studio games are there to stay

Fucking kids

Hate them

[tidal raven]

I HATE the children

[hollow mirage]

kinda sucks when other games do though.

[bitter granite]

Nothing is gonna last on there forever, but even before they leave they go on sale for like 60-80% off for two week

So if it’s something you really want to keep playing you can grab it for cheap

[hollow mirage]

that’s good

[bitter granite]

Moment I saw PS’s game pass competitor taking PS exclusive games off their service and not adding others I was just confused

Do you really want their money that bad, or if you do you know just release your games in other platforms

[bitter granite]

That sale and the stupid amount of money Xbox gives to studios is why so many indie devs like putting their games on game pass

If you plan on launching your game on game pass Xbox will find your game and give you a fat check, they even have a whole department dedicated to helping indie devs and showcases

[modern schooner]

I have just been given the excellent news that we will be having Chinese food for dinner

[bitter granite]

Just wish the main Xbox account would actually promote the showcases but oh well

[bitter granite]

I’m sending the driver to a different address and sending you all mushroom and pineapple pizza instead

[modern schooner]

I will cry

[bitter granite]

Don’t worry, I asked them to remove the crust from the pizza first

[modern schooner]

You wouldn’t want to make a girl cry, would you?

[analog crypt]

Yea

[bitter granite]

I like making people cry

[modern schooner]

Oh

[analog crypt]

Ayo?

[bitter granite]

Typo

Fat finger misclick

[analog crypt]

Idk those two sentences kinda diff

[modern schooner]

You had a fun time earlier today then, didn’t you?

[bitter granite]

That wasn’t me

No evidence

[modern schooner]

The walls were shaking a bit

[bitter granite]

Not me

[bitter granite]

No they are the same

[modern schooner]

Nobody else was in the house

[bitter granite]

That includes me

[gritty summit]

why would you remove the crust from the pizza

[analog crypt]

I think saying I get off on it and I like making people cry is diff

[bitter granite]

That was sushiba

They took my phone

[modern schooner]

No

[gritty summit]

what

[dusk condor]

What if there are onions nearby?

[bitter granite]

Because I’m evil

[modern schooner]

I love onions

[bitter granite]

Good

Sending a bag of onions from your local corner store

[modern schooner]

Thanks

[gritty summit]

when i was a smol kid i used to bite onions like they were apples

[modern schooner]

My local corner store which is Kroger

[dusk condor]

Well my plan backfired, enjoy your onions.

[bitter granite]

My local corner store isn’t local

[modern schooner]

I can walk to mine in 15 minutes

[bitter granite]

Comic book twitter in a nutshell

Also people who only watch superhero movies in a nutshell

[analog crypt]

Super hero movies kinda bad now anyway

[modern schooner]

We need an asexual super hero, then nobody could use their lovers to their advantage

[dusk condor]

You are nominated.

[modern schooner]

👍

[gritty summit]

so are you

[dusk condor]

What are your powers?

[modern schooner]

Being super gay

[dusk condor]

There can be only one though.

[analog crypt]

Being a dumb fuck

[gritty summit]

being eepy

[dusk condor]

Having two would destabilize the entire universe.

I don’t think being super gay is a superpower though.

[modern schooner]

If it’s rainbow lasers and stuff it is

I shoot pride-themed lasers

And am invincible if there’s a pride flag in a 100-meter radius

[dusk condor]

Where do your shoot your lasers from?

[bitter granite]

Only somewhat big hero that is asexual is green arrow’s son conner

Even than people don’t even know green arrow has a son

[modern schooner]

Boobs, obviously

[dusk condor]

Invincible but not invulnerable, weakness spotted.

Ah of course, the chestacular lasers.

[bitter granite]

I now know your weakness

[grim wraith]

Can someone do my first complete run with me I'm on ps4

[bitter granite]

#lfg-playstation-ror2

Hazel I’m coming for you

[grim wraith]

Thanks

[bitter granite]

Xbox clips working again, spam post time

Funny zombie

Taco Bell

Me stats and build at the end of the story

[onyx loom]

they still aren't working for me which is awesome

can't delete anything off xbox live, can't upload anything either, clips nor screenshots

[bitter granite]

The funny hammer, ||and first legendary I got||

The Area 51 raid was all the way back in 2019, felt like it happened sooner than that

[balmy mason]

i cant believe that characters who have less problems are more complex

thats how that works btw

[bitter granite]

find it funny that he than names a comic book story that has one of the most complex Supermans of them all

[balmy mason]

i personally dont read any comics but i dont think they understand what complex means

[bitter granite]

The story they mention was Injustice

[tidal raven]

Arguement about comics
"I dont read comics, but-"

[balmy mason]

i mean it doesnt take a genius to tell that they're incorrect from this alone

[bitter granite]

Easily one of the most complex Superman’s since he is constantly manipulating into doing the wrong things to the point where he starts to justify every bad thing he does

[tidal raven]

[bitter granite]

Either way Batman will always be there to keep him in his place

[balmy mason]

a. they got hard ratio'd b. they named something that entirely shapes a character and used it as an argument to call a character less complex meaning they clearly dont know what makes complex characters complex

[bitter granite]

Haha, kryptonite cancer goes brrrrr

[tidal raven]

Basically Immortal alien with unlimited power set to destory earth, but ends up protecting it, most of the time

The super rich vigilante with no superpowers in question:

[onyx loom]

yeah xbox captures are still fucked

that's awesome

[balmy mason]

xbox somehow fucked up guilty gear strive

idk if its just crossplay with xbox and xbox gamepass pc but its so fucking broken

[onyx loom]

did the playerbase a favour

[bitter granite]

that’s not something they had a hand in, that’s the devs themselves

[balmy mason]

ratio

anyways still its so fucking broken

[bitter granite]

MCU fans find the movie characters to be the most complex out of any character in any form of media, they especially think Wanda is one of the best written characters

I can not take Wanda’s character and writing seriously at all

And no superhero movie will ever have characters as complex as the ones in comics for very obvious reasons

Movie vs decades of character development

[balmy mason]

marvel and dc are both mid so i dont really care

[tidal raven]

The only part of the MCU I actually care about is infinity war
Cause I want to watch it

[tidal raven]

TRUE !

[balmy mason]

end game is also good

that was the peak

[bitter granite]

Infinity war was pretty good, than they gave us a 3 hour cutscene as the follow up

[tidal raven]

Ive heard Endgame was slightly worse than Infinity war
But I cant say anything about it myself tho

[bitter granite]

Endgame was, it was something

[balmy mason]

i didnt pay attention during infinity war

i had already knew of the ending

[onyx loom]

endgame was fine but i don't think i cared enough about the characters for it to be my thing, i see the appeal but it wasn't for me

don't think they should've done time travel though

[bitter granite]

They did not explain it well tbh

[tidal raven]

I know plenty about Endgame and infinity war
but I still wanna watch regardless

[onyx loom]

i think the issue is doing time travel at all

in a story that you want me to take so seriously time travel presents an infinite amount of "why didn't they just"

[bitter granite]

Pretty much

[tidal raven]

I LOVE reversing game-changing actions instead of dealing with them

[bitter granite]

Than they try to explain why they couldn’t do certain things while also doing things that broke those rules multiple times with no drawback

[bitter granite]

Comic books in a nutshell

[onyx loom]

time travel just shouldn't be done outside of like mindless action movies and other shit where plot holes don't matter because who cares

[bitter granite]

No one dies, we just reverse whatever killed them by bringing them back to life with magic or a fake out death

[onyx loom]

i mean endgame was a mindless action movie for me but they don't want you to treat it like that

[bitter granite]

Most superhero movies are just mindless action movies now

Rare we get one that is good

[balmy mason]

marvel is for children anyways so who cares

theres a reason why "marvel-ass dialogue" is a thing

[bitter granite]

I smell a video games are for kids coming

[balmy mason]

some are

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[onyx loom]

super lucky's tale is a harrowing story of revenge and the consequences that follow

[bitter granite]

Video games are for anyone who enjoys them

yes even you D2 players

[tidal raven]

My favorite kids game

[onyx loom]

oh i love quake

[bitter granite]

WHO TF DO I FOLLOW IS PAYING FOR TWITTER

[balmy mason]

bro you're telling me you wanna play race with ryan and fucking my friend peppa pig

some games ARE FOR KIDS

[onyx loom]

emoji kart racing is a new one

[balmy mason]

also FOR means that it is targeted towards children

[onyx loom]

it's the official emoji kart racing game and it was probably made by three underpaid guys

[balmy mason]

i do think games can have large audiences, stuff like fortnite has people playing from like age 7 till the fucking grave

[onyx loom]

pokemon

[balmy mason]

also has a large audience

[onyx loom]

exactly

[bitter granite]

Nintendo is fueled off nostalgia

“Remember this one guys?”

[balmy mason]

but i dont think the serious audience for my friend peppa pig goes further than age 6 and people playing it as a joke or for their kids youtube channel

[onyx loom]

so is almost everyone rn what's your point

[tidal raven]

Mario is made for old ass dudes

If its for kids
Explain all the Re-releases of games they never played

[bitter granite]

Emulate a game and @ Nintendo, I dare you

[tidal raven]

[onyx loom]

anemoia

[balmy mason]

they put fnaf security breach on nintendo switch 💀💀💀

[onyx loom]

people have nostalgia for shit that never happened to them, all the kids that play retro fps games and act like they were the biggest doom heads back in the day

[modern schooner]

I’m sure you are

[bitter granite]

Look up

[tidal raven]

Is this a callout targeted torwards me

[onyx loom]

not gatekeeping there's nothing wrong with enjoying boomer shooters they're cool as fuck but you see lots of people acting like they grew up on this shit when they simply didn't

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/on-top-looking-down-fat-cat-gif-13998009

[bitter granite]

Yes

[balmy mason]

gate-keeping games from new generations is so cool

[tidal raven]

I was the fattest doom gamer back in the day

[onyx loom]

so no, dusk is a fucking brilliant game and you don't need to be aged 60 to be allowed to enjoy it

[tidal raven]

Dusk is baller

60% of my love for that game is the look tbh

[bitter granite]

Kid born in 2015: Yea I was the biggest fan of Pokemon red and blue back in the days, no one had a better team than me, I still even got my gameboy

[onyx loom]

it's not just a retro shooter for the sake of being a retro shooter and that's what makes it important

[tidal raven]

Late in the boomer shooter craze I started to dislike them cause they did feel like boomer shooters just for the sake of being boomer shooters

[onyx loom]

again there's nothing wrong with enjoying old shit or stuff that's made to evoke old shit but it's funny to see children act like it was their upbringing when they grew up on gta 4 on the xbox 360

[balmy mason]

not even out of the realm of possibilities

[onyx loom]

lots are, they've gotta do their own thing to stand out, hence dusk and ultrakill and amid evil

[balmy mason]

they could just use their parent's gameboy

[tidal raven]

I love how Amid Evil isnt a boomer shooter in looks, but in gameplay

[onyx loom]

ion surge is a pretty good new boomer shooter, literally made in build, it's got flaws but it's pretty cool

not on the boomer shooter topic necessarily but in the same vein of conversation, lunacy (if that's what it's called, can't remember) is a really cool first person kings field inspired dungeon crawler, but does a lot of cool unique shit that can only be done nowadays

[tidal raven]

This game looks amazing

[onyx loom]

can't wait for that shit to release fully actually

never thought the person that made spooky's jumpscare mansion would get me hyped for one of their releases but such is life

[bitter granite]

@analog crypt 7 days

[modern schooner]

Nah

[bitter granite]

I’m gonna keep to the shadows than, me and my shadow people gonna be chilling

You remember that shadow you saw move August 5th 2018 at 9:32pm next to your closet, IT WAS ME

https://tenor.com/view/dio-jojo-anime-cartoon-japanese-gif-7432836

[bitter ridge]

Aeugh

[bitter granite]

Thee

Thou

[fervent tapir]

Next cod game is a boomer shooter confirmed

[bitter ridge]

I missed boomer shooter talk, warhammer 40k is getting one called bolt gun

[modern schooner]

👍

[bitter granite]

Boomer

https://tenor.com/view/ok-boomer-ok-boomer-bernie-bernie-sanders-gif-16819013

[bitter ridge]

Pardon me for own the og dooms (we don’t talk about 3)

[fervent tapir]

doom 3 is so true

[bitter granite]

Use the flashlight

[bitter ridge]

It’s more horror than actual dooms#

[tidal raven]

Doom 3 is the most based doom

[bitter ridge]

Kill me

[fervent tapir]

Doom 64 beloved

[bitter granite]

The Larry is gone

The Doug is done

[bitter ridge]

Let’s fucking go

[bitter granite]

Duck is next

Round up end of episode 2

[onyx loom]

doom 3 is honestly fine enough it just has a lame final boss and the worst shotgun in a videogame ever

[bitter granite]

Me and 51% of players eating good

[onyx loom]

doom 64 fucks

[bitter ridge]

I need to get hexen ngl

[onyx loom]

hexen and heretic are cool

[bitter ridge]

I must grow my boomer shooter collection

[bitter granite]

I want to throw duck into a horde of biters

[bitter ridge]

Not now tho, got yakuza to play

Destroy the child

[bitter granite]

The kids will be destroyed

[bitter ridge]

Except Clem

[bitter granite]

Not yet

Not by me

[onyx loom]

played blood?

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/haruka-sawamura-kazuma-kiryu-yakuza-slap-gif-19038628

[bitter granite]

I have to choose if I high five duck or not

[bitter ridge]

Nope, haven’t played dusk either

[onyx loom]

blood is very cool

[bitter granite]

He helped for once but I still want to kill him

[onyx loom]

probably the best build engine game of the time

[hollow mirage]

i got my car registered today and got a temporary plate for it.
i’m insulted they called it a sedan

[bitter ridge]

What model is it

[bitter granite]

Nice Sedan

[hollow mirage]

it’s a hatchback, not a sedan

[bitter ridge]

model or else

[bitter granite]

BURN BURN BURN BURN

[hollow mirage]

Honda CRX Si
Compact Sportscar

it’s tiny, 2 door

not a fuckin sedan

[bitter granite]

Nice mini sedan

[bitter ridge]

Ooh nice

That Dead island 2combat looks very bland ngl

[hollow mirage]

bland combat with great gore physics, with terrible writing is what I’ve been told

[onyx loom]

just like dead island 1

[bitter ridge]

Why play that when dying light one exists

[tidal raven]

"Your all mouth and no trousers"

What does that even mean

[bitter granite]

British slang

[bitter ridge]

No mither, it’s fucking hooligan speak

[tidal raven]

Ah ofc

[bitter granite]

Had far more fun with Dead Island 2 than I ever had with Dying Light

[bitter ridge]

How come?

[bitter granite]

Gameplay and combat alone

I like me pickaxes

ARs could have been better but we have nailguns and shotguns, what reason do I have for a stinky AR

[bitter ridge]

Maybe the turn into a zombie thing would catch your eye but eh

[bitter granite]

Zombie and human combat were both really good

Lot of customization to both

[bitter ridge]

The gore is very nice from what I have seen from moistcritikal

[bitter granite]

Gonna use more explosion melee weapons and zombie attacks next time I hop on

[bitter ridge]

Caber but better eh?

[bitter granite]

And the mix of elements and quick combat kept it pretty fun

fuck you butchers

STOP BLOCKING FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND

[bitter ridge]

No

[bitter granite]

But had my trusty electric ninja stars to stun them for quick combo attacks

Or just go zombie mode since I built my character around spamming it

[bitter ridge]

How would that even work, the ninja stars

[vagrant patrol]

BRUH DESTINY 2 BRAIN ROT PLEASE

[bitter granite]

It’s just a rechargeable gadgets, there are multiple of them you can get mad have two equipped at anytime

[bitter ridge]

I see

[bitter granite]

Most of them are different improvised grenades

Except for the one literally called: military grenade

First two you start out with are normal ninja stars and zombie bait

Than you can get more from finding them out in the world or doing side quest

Than to customize your character even more you got the skill deck which has some crazy abilities in there along with the autophage system

Dash attack spam build goes brrrr

[atomic spear]

the star chart is done...

[tidal raven]

Huh

[atomic spear]

with the exception of whatever location is locked in The New War

[bitter granite]

Earth 2

[vagrant patrol]

screaming at myself for getting hyperfixated on destiny 2

[atomic spear]

damn, need a necramech just to breathe

finally beat the eris boss too

😢 that one made me feel bad

[tidal raven]

Lol
My friends been D2 fixated too

[onyx loom]

do you still need to do the exploiter?

[atomic spear]

at some point

[bitter granite]

You also got 4 different weapons types you can build around which was pretty fun to mess with them all, with the fan favorite ofc gonna be maiming weapons

[bitter ridge]

Interesting

[onyx loom]

it's in the nightwave rn if you're down

[atomic spear]

i don't feel like memorizing a half hour walkthrough this week

[bitter granite]

Maiming weapons whole job is to just cut things into as many pieces as possible

[fervent tapir]

indeed

[bitter granite]

totally didn’t build around that along with my zombie mode

[onyx loom]

you really don't need to it's easy enough to just fumble through

[atomic spear]

i'll probably just skip it

[onyx loom]

doom 64 chainsaw

[bitter granite]

Headhunters are probably my least favorite weapon type, trying out bulldozer weapons now and loving them

The last weapon type is frenzy: attack fast to attack faster and harder

[atomic spear]

admittedly i was down for exploiter until i read the part about having to throw stuff into the boss

[analog crypt]

I might just buy for full price

Will probably wait a few days

[bitter granite]

Pre order or waiting

Apparently game pass players get all the pre-order bonuses so that’s hot

[atomic spear]

failing that isolation vault left the worst taste in my mouth

[onyx loom]

you get like a million of the things to throw at it

plus, bonus, as long as one person does it decently consistently it'll be enough

[bitter granite]

One of the first replies I saw under them announcing Gunfire for PS, when the dead is the brain

[bitter ridge]

So trying out rogue company, who’s a good starter main

[bitter granite]

Your more willing to play a game if it’s exclusive like what? If you want to play the game just play the game, not that hard

[bitter granite]

I don’t even remember who the starters are but everyone is a pretty good starter tbh

If you have Dallas or Anvil would probably recommend them

[bitter ridge]

I did get a legendary saint outfit

[bitter granite]

They are the most straight forward of all the characters to use

The game tries to convince you Ronin is the most new player friendly, please never play ronin unless you know what a flank is

All of Dallas’ weapons are pretty good rn, his kits is execellent, and his ability is just a simple reveal one enemy

[bitter ridge]

I’ll try them all out in practice stuff

[bitter granite]

So would 100% say use him til you get use to the game than branch out from him

[bitter granite]

You won’t have them all, and it will take you awhile to unlock 1

Think you only start with 5-8 again don’t know who those are but I think Dallas is one

[bitter ridge]

I meant the stock characters, sad there isn’t a mode like in smite where you can try everyone

[bitter granite]

Actually I can’t really recommend Anvil anymore after those LMG nerfs

Anvil’s got hit super hard so it’s a little wonky now

Also another character that requires good map knowledge cause of his shields

One bad shield place can make or bring the match for your team, seen it happen too many times

@analog crypt use Juke, trust me

So happy they nerfed her kit but her SMG is a sleeper pick, only problem with it is recoil

That thing bounces

[hollow mirage]

I fucked with Dima the first time I ever played

i got some nutty kills with his grenade launcher

[bitter granite]

Dima is a good choice, only problem with him is his weapons

please buff his AR already

Mamba would be good if every other DMR wasn’t better

Saint would have the same problem but his AR while also pretty bad has one saving grace being the stupid amount of range on it

Also just a more accurate weapon in general

Goldeneye moment

[bitter ridge]

Man I wish I could play the n64 one again

[bitter granite]

No, I destroyed them all

[bitter ridge]

then why do i still own a cart if ut then

[analog crypt]

Im good

[hollow mirage]

Hogwarts Legacy

[bitter ridge]

chogborts

[bitter granite]

Juke is pretty good if you know her movement tech

[bitter ridge]

isn't atomic heart some weird bioshock but in soviet russia but worse

[bitter granite]

If not than your just fucked

[analog crypt]

Why play juke when I can play vy

[bitter granite]

Juke can fly

[hollow mirage]

and super horny

[analog crypt]

Yea

[bitter granite]

Flies with machine gun

[bitter ridge]

robot fuckers

[analog crypt]

You mean you don’t wanna smash ballerina twins

[bitter granite]

Can confirm lack of sexy robots

They are barely in the game

[analog crypt]

Idc

[bitter ridge]

imagine needing the twins when you could mod ada in fo4

[analog crypt]

Don’t play fo4

[bitter ridge]

too late

[bitter granite]

Uninstalling everything but fo4

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-yakuza-kiwami-nishiki-nishikiyama-gif-22470448

[analog crypt]

Im saying I don’t

[hollow mirage]

not just the twins, theres literally a fridge that wants to fuck and is into humiliation I think

[analog crypt]

I know the fridge not interested

[bitter ridge]

so the toaster from new vegas but much much worse

[bitter granite]

The fridge is very bipolar

It only wants to fuck you during important story moments, any other time it’s just hi and goodbye

[hollow mirage]

so what youre saying is,
never play the story

[bitter granite]

It’s just there for comedic purposes, basically your comic relief character

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/bioshock-morbin-bioshock-gif-25875089

[bitter granite]

It’s only involved in the main story the two times you need it

And can’t say much about the twins without spoiling literally everything

[vagrant patrol]

bioshock

[bitter ridge]

yep, the og, i still need to finish 2 at some point

[proud wren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/861243804295364639/1099198255373488228/MemeFeedBot.gif

[bitter granite]

I’m your devil now

[atomic spear]

ho do i leave the underground on deimos?

I'm stuck in this cracks in deimos bounty

i'm tired of these damn caves

[bitter granite]

@bitter ridge FUCK LILLY

[atomic spear]

oh your supposed to jump into the tongue thing

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/john-wick-keanu-reeves-i-will-kill-them-all-kill-gif-16882043

[atomic spear]

the enemies were too spongy

had to kill this level 50 saxum thing, and they wanted me to do it more times

hy couldn't they just separate the bounties into each part

[bitter granite]

Left her behind

Had the last of her and Kenny

Clem is 9 years old in the first grade

Wha

[proud wren]

ignis wraith moment

[hollow mirage]

I feel like you shouldn’t be struggling to kill like you seem to be

[shut epoch]

[hollow mirage]

nice pixels

[shut epoch]

idk why it was compressed like that

there

I hate this game

[onyx loom]

too bad it's morbidly unfunny

about twenty minutes after sitting through five minutes of that fridge's dialogue i put the game down

[bitter granite]

It’s doesn’t even talk for five minutes, wtf were you doing

It’s like a 1-2 minute cutscene and that’s it

[onyx loom]

it felt like five minutes

[bitter granite]

Dropped a game over a 1 minute cutscene, got it

[onyx loom]

it wasn't because of the cutscene i already wasn't enjoying myself, that just pushed me an inch further

and like i really desperately wanted to like atomic heart i was buzzed for it but i just couldn't do it

[hollow mirage]

I would try the game if it wasn’t for the fridge

[bitter granite]

Discord moment

[hollow mirage]

I actively despise that fridge and never want to see it again

[onyx loom]

right? that's why it felt like five minutes

[bitter granite]

Didn’t know people could get that mad at a one minute cutscene with a character you will never talk to again

[onyx loom]

sorry we have an issue with your favourite game ever oh i'm ever so sorry

[bitter granite]

It’s nowhere close to my favorite game I just find it to be a dumb reason

[onyx loom]

it's not my reason for not liking the game, it just exacerbated the fact that i already wasn't enjoying myself

it's like when you're already having a bad day and then you like trip over something and it really annoys you because you're already tense

[fervent tapir]

all hail

[atomic spear]

I've realized that i can completely skip deimos bounties and just get father/ otak tokens

it's going to take more than a month or two to get that velocipod skin

[onyx loom]

are you doing the bounties in public

there's generally people running them

[atomic spear]

tried one solo

[onyx loom]

you've almost exclusively complained about how awfully they've all gone though

[fervent tapir]

deimos my beloved

[atomic spear]

i hate most of them, bc they always involve the shooting competition with the grineer

or worse, the bait machine

I have no frickin idea what the fail condition is for the shootput, because it always seems to trigger

[onyx loom]

the grineer one i will grant is often either impossible or if you're solo it takes like fifteen minutes while enemies spawn in little groups every twenty seconds

[atomic spear]

i'm not sure if they are dying or taking frinedly fire

[fervent tapir]

i honestly have no clue how they made such a gamer standing system with deimos then never re implemented it or updated older open worlds fortuna

i guess zariman has like, sorta of a version of it

[atomic spear]

i prefer fortunas to necralisk by far

[fervent tapir]

real

[atomic spear]

orb vallis is much easier t navigate

[fervent tapir]

yes but it has like
the worst grind in the game

[onyx loom]

farming familial debt bonds can take fuckin forever if you're unlucky (me)

[atomic spear]

deimos environment is so punishing

I found bonds to be faster from the bounties

(after getting hildryn)

[fervent tapir]

give me all your resources for 1 medical debt bond (1) ((1))

hyperbole

[onyx loom]

yeah the bounties is how I farmed them and they just wouldn't drop for me

[atomic spear]

save your credits, ticker is gonna rip you off on railjack crew

[onyx loom]

ticker was just not even in the equation

[atomic spear]

it gets worse

toroids

[fervent tapir]

credits are not relevant credits can just be replaced with hours of high index

[atomic spear]

i hired three guys and realized none of them was a good gunner

[onyx loom]

toroids is okay because you don't have to repeat the same mission types, you just go to place and kill enemies, it'd be nice if they dropped more often but at least I don't have to hear eudicos six lines of dialogue again

[atomic spear]

my railjack has no turret guy

i mean the profit taker bounty

[onyx loom]

i mean you can still put them on guns and if your guns are decent and you've mods for them they'll do okay

[atomic spear]

you have to do the first stage over and over to get gyromags

[fervent tapir]

and engineer is the only one that matters
me when an engineer allows an unmodded railjack to eventually finish veil proxima

[atomic spear]

bc ranking vox is awful too

[fervent tapir]

seeker volley handles the killing stuff

[onyx loom]

they dropped decently often for me

[atomic spear]

i need a gunner in my railjack badly

[onyx loom]

and doesn't every gyromag and associated thing drop from each level of the bounty? I remember farming the one where you kill three directors and two ambulas because it's quick and still had them on the drop tables

[atomic spear]

80+ fighters to shoot down

[onyx loom]

just put one of the ones you have on guns they'll do fine

[hollow mirage]

rank up enough with little duck and you can just buy em

[fervent tapir]

also fortuna has ventkids which are just a waste of loading time so 0/10
ventkids are the most annoying characters in the game
ordis vs ventkids
epic rap battle of history!

[atomic spear]

i need them to rank up 🥹

ventkids was fun

[hollow mirage]

I got a chicken sandwich and it legit came with what looks like 2 pickles with one cut in half wtf

[atomic spear]

it's almost nighttime in cetus

[onyx loom]

as much as it's easy to hate ordis i like his dialogue for the jupiter sabotage

[atomic spear]

time for another eidolon hunt

[onyx loom]

I've always wanted a couple more missions narrated by other characters, like how duck has disruption, darvo during the clem survival, ordis for jupiter sabotage

[atomic spear]

you...like darvo?

[onyx loom]

teshin only introduces you to steel path missions but it'd be cool to have alternate voicelines from teshin for mission objectives

[atomic spear]

and clem?

[bitter granite]

Deimos was stupid easy to level up, super straight forward

[onyx loom]

obviously a lot to ask for and not realistically something that can happen but a boy can dream

[hollow mirage]

Duviri probably will have daddy teshin narrating sometimes

[bitter granite]

fuck you time gates

[onyx loom]

true but i mean for some of the mission types I'd be repeating

[hollow mirage]

i am a time gay

[onyx loom]

i just want more varied mission narration

[atomic spear]

I do too

[onyx loom]

sometimes do railjack missions just to hear a couple cy lines

[atomic spear]

I loved alad v during natah

[hollow mirage]

I want Ordis to shut the fuck up and let Cy take the stage when im in my orbiter

[onyx loom]

and honestly you know what yeah darvo's cool with me

[atomic spear]

playing hide and seek with the gay viallain

[onyx loom]

fuck YEAH it's time for today's steal i mean deal

[hollow mirage]

I got Sibear from Darvo Deal and I dont regret a damn thing

[bitter granite]

Just level up their gunner skill, problem solved, I just have 2 max level gunners and 1 max engineer and easily fly though every railjack mission solo, can’t board your ship if they can’t even get pass your guns

[atomic spear]

how do you get more training points for them?

[bitter granite]

Show

[onyx loom]

i think i bought a cronus or something along those lines for 12p for a slot and some mastery

[hollow mirage]

leveling up your command intrinsic or whatever its called

[bitter granite]

Commander railjack skill

[hollow mirage]

you'll get points you can add to their skills. I think you get 3

[atomic spear]

i have rank 10 command

[bitter granite]

Yep

[atomic spear]

i only got3 oints for each of them

[hollow mirage]

which is honestly plenty if you got some good patience or RNG

[bitter granite]

Than just level up your crew members for whatever role you need them to play

[onyx loom]

honestly i think you're overthinking the value of your crewmates a touch

[atomic spear]

two rank 5 gunners is immeasurable

[hollow mirage]

best to have a gunner and engineer to repair. those 2 alone do solid work

[onyx loom]

not that they're not useful but that i don't think you need to be borderlands skill point spreadsheet allocating

[atomic spear]

you can't rearrange their base stats sadly

piloting is useless

[onyx loom]

i can't even remember which of mine are best in which state i just put them wherever I need at any given moment

[bitter granite]

I just run 2 gunners and 1 engi, since that’s enough to solo most missions

[hollow mirage]

im gonna play with the Scarab

[atomic spear]

eidolon time

[bitter granite]

Never have to shoot anything since the gunners beam though anything that gets close, and engineer is there in case we somehow get hit

[onyx loom]

i should probably do a tridolon to try get more arcane grace

not arsed rn though

[hollow mirage]

wonder if anyone is gonna get pissed at me for using the Scarab in ranked

knowing this community, I sure fuckin hope I upset someone

[obtuse copper]

man i love this game

first 1v1 in like a year and nothing has change

[fervent tapir]

exactly

[fervent tapir]

give me star child ordis that shit was cool

[atomic spear]

old war ordis would get boring pretty fast

i prefer gltiched ordis

i'd sttel for otak

[hollow mirage]

the forbidden boost

[atomic spear]

ay this eidolon group is leet

meta volt sheild stack with a sniper

killed all three once already

second teralyst down

[bitter granite]

Decided to let Kenny beat me up get all his rage out of him

Duck’s time has come

[proud wren]

i should do more eidolons, i def have the equipment for em

except for mote

[atomic spear]

honestly it's worth buying somethin g besides mote

even the weakest ones seem to deal thousands more damage han mote

[hollow mirage]

Eidolons boring

[atomic spear]

i's fun without meta gear

but watching a volt playing stand their for 45 minutes wasn't...fun

[hollow mirage]

after you experience the events where you can just buy arcanes, eidolons fucking suck for arcane farming

[proud wren]

i love plundering ships

[hollow mirage]

I do hope they bring back scarlet spear or something that lets us buy arcanes again

[proud wren]

i still have a couple scarlet spear creds i think

[bitter granite]

Use the plundering gays deck in yugioh

[median yew]

I'll stick with the machinery deck

Silly willy stuffs

[bitter granite]

They are all pirate goblins that are gay

[median yew]

Nvm I'm getting that deck

[bitter granite]

That’s what I thought

Good ol Plunder Partol

[atomic spear]

rank 3 with quills

now they want 20 shards

i hate how hard it is to get focus

[bitter granite]

🤓

I don’t care about years or months, HOW MANY DAYS

[gritty summit]

more than 3

[bitter granite]

Good enough for me

HAHA YOUR FAMILY DIE SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO ME YOU FLORIDA MAN

[hollow mirage]

Fennec and an Octane.

then theres me

[hollow mirage]

now you see....thats where youre wrong

go do ESO with whatever you have lenses on.

the start of every zone has that focus thing active and you easily can get a couple dozen thousand focus each zone sometimes

I am being so disrespectful

[gritty summit]

i was scrolling through reviews of It Takes Two

[bitter granite]

It’s just me and my hands, we can get this done

Two hands two controllers

Someday I will find a partner to play games with

Til than I’m a solo gamer who is unusually good at coop games

[proud wren]

i can't even play the game to begin with

[gritty summit]

why not

[proud wren]

why do you think

[bitter granite]

It takes two

[gritty summit]

i don't know, you are scared of installing Origin

[proud wren]

well that's part of it

and it also takes two

[gritty summit]

do you have two controllers

[proud wren]

uhh no

one of them partly doesn't function

and the other is a old ass ps3 controller

when i plug it into my computer it spazzes out

[bitter granite]

I can’t play it since I have a lack of partner

[proud wren]

ah yes my favorite, zarr flashbang

[exotic condor]

What did you mean by this

[proud wren]

zarr flashbang

[bitter granite]

Time to cut the girl

No more hair

[modern schooner]

[bitter granite]

Your next, be careful going into your bath for the next month

Also just realized my birthday is in a month

[fervent tapir]

videogame won

[modern schooner]

I will die if you steal my hair

[atomic spear]

it's still so sloooow

[fervent tapir]

news at 11.
scarlet spear is back
the energize scammers in anguish

[bitter granite]

Just don’t use the bathroom for a month than

[modern schooner]

I will also die from that

[bitter granite]

Share with the cat

Or buy me this game

[fervent tapir]

youyubrtd

[bitter granite]

All badass cool characters are asexual

Doom guy is Ace, cry about it

[bitter ridge]

Kiryu definitely knows what sex is

[bitter granite]

Hasn’t done it, there for he can focus all of it into the power of ace

The power of ace allows our kind to become badass cool guys

Soon my dark magic will become stronger than anyone could have imagined

[bitter ridge]

Honestly it’s weird to think Dante never fucked since he has lady and Trish

[bitter granite]

Background decorations, he doesn’t need him

They can’t pull his devil trigger like I can

[modern schooner]

I will not

[modern schooner]

Also, I will in fact become a badass cool girl

[bitter granite]

Good good

You should have started to manifest your powers by now

What do you have

[modern schooner]

I shall become toned tomboy and break all the lesbian’s hearts

My power has yet to fully manifest

[bitter granite]

My dark magic will destory the UK government

Already learned how to use shadow and blood magic

[gritty summit]

no way tomboy arc

[bitter granite]

I’m gonna enter my emo arc Friday, no more punk gamer

maybe

[modern schooner]

Ooh

Perhaps I could be a steampunk tomboy

[bitter granite]

You said make you a character in my arcanepunk world?

[modern schooner]

I’d be cool with that

[bitter granite]

You’ll have to give me a species, gender, and class

Will list species and classes in a sec

There is your classes and races

No Skylar class for you since I scrapped it

Will probably add it back later but for now I like the 14 I got

[modern schooner]

I’ll be an elf gadgeteer

[bitter granite]

also Slimeborne is a class and race in one

Basically shapeshifters

[gritty summit]

are they literal slime people

[bitter granite]

Double nerd

[modern schooner]

Forget what I just said, I’ll be that

[bitter granite]

Pathetic Slimeborne

[modern schooner]

Elf gadgeteer is second pick

Actually, no, elf gadgeteer

I will be that

[bitter granite]

Make you a Slimeborne that is hiding among the elves as one of their gadget engineers

[gritty summit]

what's the Drake class and Beastman race?

[modern schooner]

Ooh, yes

[bitter granite]

I will pick your magic

[modern schooner]

Alrighty

[bitter granite]

Just name some off that might interest you

[bitter granite]

Drakes are people who are born with the powers and abilities of a dragonborne being able to manifest and harness them, and with enough energy can become half dragonbornes

Beastmen are a species of humanoid animals

Pretty straight forward

[gritty summit]

Half-Elf Drake sounds cool

[bitter granite]

Fastest way to get the whole world to hate you

Everyone in this world hates half elves since they see them as freaks of nature, and than even more people hate Drakes since no one understands their powers since no one knows about the existence of dragonbornes

[gritty summit]

sign me up

[modern schooner]

I could be their friend

[bitter granite]

All dragonbornes went extinct hundreds of years ago, so anyone who has the power with them is considered a threat to the kingdom since it is abnormal

[bitter granite]

Being a Drake you are limited in magic choices so will list those for you

[bitter granite]

And you list off some magics that interest you

[gritty summit]

slimeborne is tempting, but half-elf drake seems interesting

[bitter granite]

@gritty summit here is the choices for Drake magic, Drakes can only use one of the basic magic types but has it up to 300% power

The 10 basics, most other magics are built off of these or are assisted by them in some way

[gritty summit]

blood

[bitter granite]

Blood sword goes brrrr

But still loses to Heavy Blood magic

[gritty summit]

half-elf drake with a blood sword, what a menace

[bitter granite]

Which without going into detail is just blood magic but stronger

Making you Hazel’s assistant

[modern schooner]

Blood magic sounds like something I would automatically have as a slimeborn

[bitter granite]

Slimeborne can only use blood magic when they are in the form of something that has blood

Slimeborne’s normal body has no blood

[modern schooner]

I’ll be an elf most of the time anyway

[bitter granite]

Being a gadgeteer you rely heavily on your gadgets and technology, magic is kinda second hand to you

[gritty summit]

considering everyone hates half-elves and drakes then i don't think being someone's assistant is a good idea. Unless it's a very secret thing and i stay hidden most of the time

[bitter granite]

And being a elf gadgeteer means you live on the richer side of things since most elves are high status members of society

[modern schooner]

You can be my other secret

[bitter granite]

The Drake part is a secret, if people knew you were a Drake you would be killed on sight, but half elf you will just get harassed for it

[bitter ridge]

Doombringer goblin, here to steal your money and raise hell

[bitter granite]

Slimebornes are accepted but some people think they are spies since all slimebornes are creations of the same man, he created all of them

Which is weird since that same man saved the kingdom countless times but they still don’t trust him

[bitter granite]

That is dangerously deadly

[modern schooner]

I still think it’d be neat to have it be a secret to most

[gritty summit]

harassment sounds messed up but i'll take it