other-games

[fervent tapir]

took the words right out of my mouth

[proud wren]

Mhm

[fervent tapir]

mfw the large drinks they sell are large as shit

i went to mcdonalds the other day and got a medium drink and that shit was gigantanormous

like giganamourmas

gimamanananourmas

[proud wren]

Gigahonaglamaramarous

[fervent tapir]

gimanihinogiganosaurausgigaborusginamainourmas

[modern schooner]

Stop murdering the poor chip bags

[hollow mirage]

ow...I was just changing my settings

[nova inlet]

Need some suggestions for some co-op multiplayer games that are compatible with cross platform between playstation and xbox.

[hollow mirage]

Warframe.

it did get crossplatform recently which is pretty coolio

[fervent tapir]

real!!!

what the fuck is war and why does it need a frame

[modern schooner]

I had a neat idea for a roguelike item

On death, deal a large amount of damage to all enemies. If they all die, revive with half health

And it could be called funeral or something like that

[fervent tapir]

x last gasp

i know genesis loop doesnt proc on death but you are dead if it has to proc
i could've worded that better

[modern schooner]

But not un-unalived if it kills

[bitter ridge]

Item name, overcharged defibrillator

[modern schooner]

That could work

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I accidentally hit my chest with the cabinet door

Pain

[bitter granite]

My fat fingers almost called a mod

[modern schooner]

👍

Please don’t call a mod on me for hitting my boob on accident

[woven frigate]

"mod this person just accidentally hit their boob with a cabinet door, ban them"

[warm maple]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/1620523180237660160

[modern schooner]

Red damage numbers already, only at the first boss in gunfire reborn

[atomic spear]

main scuba child

ora turtle awaits

[wispy loom]

[atomic spear]

https://tenor.com/view/gunfire-reborn-qian-sui-polar-monarch-turtle-bear-gif-27093771

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/1070217763114725386/Screenshot_497.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/1070035771580502026/Untitled1525_20230131123829.jpg

[bitter ridge]

Enough about the mushroom!

[modern schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/turning-red-mei-mei-anxious-anxiety-shy-gif-25768639

Here’s how I feel about this year so far

https://tenor.com/view/anxiety-gif-14829429

Perhaps this is a better example than that

basically stuck going in anxiety circles trying to do crap that life doesn’t want to let happen

[obtuse copper]

the creature

[glossy cipher]

The fuck is that

[obtuse copper]

The devious creature

I was able to kill at the cost of my 2 most powerful ships but it’s alright worth

Free tech and bonuses for my ring

[robust salmon]

I've neglected to play stellaris for a long time but this image might just get me to

[rigid plank]

I just need the dlcs once I get more money to spend

[warm maple]

Fren :>

Worship the worm

[obtuse copper]

Addiction is real

[obtuse copper]

We celebrate the worms death

If that works

[warm maple]

HERECY

[obtuse copper]

Clearly you are insane for liking my schizophrenic demon in my game

[warm maple]

Yes

[obtuse copper]

Now I am tired from waking up I wish I was back in bed

[warm maple]

Me too

I want to go back to bed

[obtuse copper]

I could’ve gone to bed at 12 but got addicted to stellaris till like 5am

Just like factorio

[gritty summit]

eternal sleep yippee

[late depot]

I am losing myself to rain world

[proud wren]

mmmm yes very good

rainworld is too baller

[late depot]

Rivulet best character

[proud wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpKUbqqpdvw

[rigid plank]

Rats

[limpid sequoia]

Rain world is a really really good game. But the game is so hard i can’t even enjoy the game

I have skill issue

[gritty summit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsAOAW5ZGZw

@bitter granite is Atomic Heart coming to GP day 1?

[bitter granite]

Yes

[gritty summit]

noice

[analog crypt]

Oh did you see the meme news about it

[gritty summit]

i think someone sent that to me

[analog crypt]

The ballerina twins?

[gritty summit]

ye

[analog crypt]

:^)

[bitter granite]

Atomic heart looks too good to be true

[analog crypt]

Russian bioshock

[obtuse copper]

True

[gritty summit]

beautiful

[bitter granite]

Good, that’s what I wanted

[analog crypt]

Apparently it was canceled

[obtuse copper]

I like there was people pointing out the YouTube channel for atomic heart community tab had lesbian nsfw art in it that’s the first thing I hear about this game

[gritty summit]

i'll probably get Game Pass after Dark and Darker playtest is over, and try out Hi Fi Rush and Atomic Heart

[obtuse copper]

Cool

[gritty summit]

looks like there's a Hot Wheels game releasing on Game Pass in a week and i don't know what it is

[bitter granite]

Can confirm, they knew what they were doing making those two

[obtuse copper]

Lol

[obtuse copper]

That’s the one

[next sedge]

at the very least Atomic Heart will have a good soundtrack because MICK GORDON worked on it

[gritty summit]

now that's interesting

[obtuse copper]

Oh shit mick

God damn then

[bitter granite]

Rule 34 better be working overtime if they want paychecks today

[obtuse copper]

[bitter granite]

I don’t pay those artist for nothing

[next sedge]

plot twist, Atomic Heart is actually an alternate reality of DOOM and the protag is the Russian equivalent of the Doomguy

[obtuse copper]

I was literally saying it’s just Russian version of doom guy when I first saw the trailer

Back then but now this is based now I know mick Gordon worked on it

[bitter granite]

The cat knows what you get Jakob

[gritty summit]

cat

[bitter granite]

*The Cat

[gritty summit]

no this is the cat

[bitter granite]

No that is That Cat

But who is the owner of A Cat

[obtuse copper]

Insane chat rn

[warm maple]

Cat

[gritty summit]

no one, cats own us

[gritty summit]

cat

[bitter granite]

*This Cat

[hollow mirage]

my cat is too busy eating to let me get a good pic

[bitter granite]

Mr.Beast is the antichrist, he is reversing god’s work going against the low of nature, Christian Twitter was right about him

[warm maple]

Ball

[gritty summit]

fluff ball

[warm maple]

Kitty

[hollow mirage]

there we go.

she not kitty, she old cat

[gritty summit]

catto

[hollow mirage]

she likes the rug

[wispy loom]

I'm sorry, is Atomic Heart an immersive sim or just a shooter? it really feels like they're marketing it as another shooter game

[next sedge]

the important question will be if it has fishing or not

[bitter granite]

🍞

Not even tail

[warm maple]

Under bed 🍞

[limpid sequoia]

https://gfycat.com/windydemandinginexpectatumpleco

[rigid plank]

Me who doesn’t have a cat

[warm maple]

Based Sims 4

[late depot]

W

[modern schooner]

Now trans men are real

[bitter granite]

Good

[warm maple]

:3

[bitter granite]

Imm Hi-Fi gaming

[hollow mirage]

[bitter granite]

New music and second boss

Also birds

[tidal raven]

I'm super split on if this game will be actually decent

Or if it'll be Chainsaw Man game edition

[bitter granite]

Zanzo really having his main character moment over there

[thin locust]

I know I'm late but THIS CAT

[drifting kernel]

Yeah leave the rabbids the fuck alone

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbid-rabbids-go-rabbids-wiimote-funny-gif-21266291

[hollow mirage]

best part of whatever this game was

I forgot the name. was the one where you collect trash to build to the moon I think

[small wren]

Katamari Damacy?

[hollow mirage]

no you ran around as the rabbids in a shopping cart just collecting shit, similar to that I guess, but it was to build a tower instead of a ball

It was Rabbids Go Home. had to look up rabbids Wii game

[small wren]

It's on the Wii? I remember owning one such game, but I don't think it's that one

[bitter granite]

Babe wake up, we got to login before sunrise

Ofc Xbox multiplayer servers are down rn

Single player gaming time

@drifting kernel why is robo-quest so broken

Playing it causes my whole Xbox to start lagging like crazy

[balmy mason]

early access

[bitter granite]

Only early access game I’ve played that fucks over my whole entire Xbox

[gritty summit]

get an xbox 4090

[bitter granite]

No this isn’t Forspoken

[gritty summit]

do you have a series S or X?

[bitter granite]

Series S

[bitter granite]

The fps isn’t the problem

[gritty summit]

maybe the patch will fix your problem

[bitter granite]

It’s literally the game itself is just badly optimized

[gritty summit]

even if yours isn't FPS related

[crystal field]

https://ain.capital/2023/01/25/russian-developers-of-atomic-heart-collect-gamers-data-for-the-fsb-via-its-website/

it didnt embed

[bitter granite]

The fps of a game doesn’t fuck with every app or game on your console

Moment I close the game every went back to normal

Why is parrying so fun in Hi-Fi

[gritty summit]

interesting, looks like this isn't the only article they have talking shit about the game

and both of them focus around devs being russian

[crystal field]

gaming journalists are a joke

[gritty summit]

doesn't even look like they focus on gaming journalism, most of their stuff is about pro ukraine and anti russia

[bitter granite]

Wait til they find out about MW2’s no Russian scene

[gritty summit]

[warm maple]

Yooo

[bitter granite]

@gritty summit @warm maple

[warm maple]

I have a bad joke about the first point

||Depression meta||

[gritty summit]

[warm maple]

[hollow mirage]

what doesnt kill you leaves you weak and easy prey for small scavengers

[bitter granite]

Me trying to explain why 11 damage is better than 10

[warm maple]

Strange anime

[bitter granite]

Detective gamers

Also Simon says gaming

New teammate unlocked

Why must they remind me of my failures

The songs got faster, time to increase my timing

[hollow mirage]

lets goooo finally

dropship stuck

[bitter granite]

Yes game I do in fact read my items

[gritty summit]

southern city in my country is getting 108°F on Friday yippee

[gritty summit]

my favorite anime movie fr fr

Howl's Moving Castle is really good too

[warm maple]

Spirted away best movie

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/spirited-away-celebrate-spiritedaway-gif-4582076

[hollow mirage]

Spirited Away wasnt as good as I expected

[gritty summit]

for some weird reason i was expecting this comment

[hollow mirage]

not saying its bad, but just expected better I guess since everyone is like "OH ITS SO GOOD"

[gritty summit]

shaking my head my shaking my freakin head

[crystal field]

forspoken dialogue

[gritty summit]

MAGIC USING MY FREAKING MIND

[hollow mirage]

Howls Moving Castle was definitely great

Kiki's Delivery Service was the first one I ever saw

[crystal field]

i watched spirited away when i was like 10 i got scared and turned it off

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/spirited-away-no-face-spirited-away-studio-gif-25422372

[gritty summit]

the binupop

[warm maple]

Amgous committing war crimes

[bitter granite]

@analog crypt character selection screen https://vxtwitter.com/playredfall/status/1620814314490789888?s=46&t=RwP-rPDHhKYaLjy7VLhANg

[bitter granite]

@warm maple new Ryan Gosling movie about to go crazy

[warm maple]

Ryan Gosling playing himself?

[bitter granite]

Yep

[warm maple]

Pog

[fervent tapir]

feels great to be immortalized

[modern schooner]

I had basically the same thing happen to me once

[hollow mirage]

how can you be scared of homes

[modern schooner]

Smh

[gritty summit]

my head

[warm maple]

head

[modern schooner]

ad

[hollow mirage]

he

[warm maple]

h

[bitter granite]

I cut off your head

[warm maple]

[modern schooner]

No

[hollow mirage]

ok

take it

not like I need it

[bitter granite]

Give me thumbs

[modern schooner]

No

[hollow mirage]

no I need those

how else will I hit spacebar and my mouse side buttons

[bitter granite]

Thumbs are replaceable

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

I will give you a wooden thumb

[warm maple]

Thumbs are a sign of weakness

[bitter granite]

If no time than give pinkie

[modern schooner]

I do be pretty weak

[hollow mirage]

how about ring finger?

[bitter granite]

No

[gritty summit]

[bitter granite]

Ring finger is too long

[modern schooner]

I’ll give you the middle finger

[bitter granite]

Too long

[modern schooner]

🖕

[drifting kernel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZPXaICnKIQ

[bitter granite]

Too long

[drifting kernel]

LETS FUCKING GO BAHARI

[warm maple]

[gritty summit]

mean

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

We eat those

[warm maple]

nooo

[drifting kernel]

yippee velkhana

[modern schooner]

I feel very mean today, don’t judge

[gritty summit]

🫵 mean

[hollow mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolatemilkfan100-gif-18525493

[warm maple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-bron-jame-gif-19560344

[modern schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-lebron-lebron-james-gif-24429995

[gritty summit]

kibry

[modern schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kirbo-screaming-screaming-kirby-screaming-kirbo-gif-25548395

Kirbo

[warm maple]

https://tenor.com/view/kirbo-kirby-meme-gif-24016144

[modern schooner]

I can relate to this kirbo right now

[warm maple]

No thoughts just "poyo"

[hollow mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kirby-no-terminal-montage-slap-kirby-slap-gif-25036841

[drifting kernel]

i should steal a piece of cake from kirby

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[hollow mirage]

im sure he wouldnt mind, its only a piece

[modern schooner]

I searched “Christian Kirbo” in gifs and something very unrelated showed up

[bitter granite]

Look up to the sky

[warm maple]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-gif-19847115

[bitter granite]

Green comet is passing by earth tonight

[modern schooner]

I am the skye

[bitter granite]

No don’t want to look at you

[modern schooner]

I don’t either

[bitter granite]

My eyes are only looking at two things tonight

[modern schooner]

The sky and the screen?

[drifting kernel]

ashen you are literally macaron hi-fi rush

[bitter granite]

No but acceptable answer

[bitter granite]

Macaron doesn’t do enough fighting, no

He doesn’t live for blood

[drifting kernel]

^ ramblings of a man who can destroy high end technology on accident

[bitter granite]

I don’t destory technology, I mentally break technology

[obtuse copper]

all is fine

[warm maple]

YESSSSSS

[obtuse copper]

definitely not gone clinical insane for power

[warm maple]

Excellent

All that science and unity output

200% worth it

[obtuse copper]

yes

even better

[warm maple]

[obtuse copper]

time to wait for a better reactor so I can slap it in my titan blueprint and go mental insane

[warm maple]

Blessed

[obtuse copper]

its all gone

rip base

[warm maple]

Something something loop

[obtuse copper]

losing massive energy credits and alloy production

[warm maple]

Just buy them

Conquer the AI and make them give you all of their money

[fickle cobalt]

any la mulana heads, help

im stuck

[bitter ridge]

Stuck? Then perish

[vagrant patrol]

uh oh

[balmy mason]

clearest skies in the uk

[balmy mason]

wish this bastard was more consistent

[proud wren]

this is one of the glyphs of all time

[balmy mason]

what the fuck

i died for that screen shot

fuck

[proud wren]

miro vulture

[balmy mason]

and it crashed my game

[proud wren]

vulture that has a beak like a miro bird and fires rockets

[bitter ridge]

rain world, yay or nay

nvm, the downpour dlc is overpriced

[balmy mason]

eh

not really

its about as much content as the original game if not more

[proud wren]

how much is it?

in the US it's a bit less than half the game's price

[balmy mason]

i think shaded is straight up useless

[proud wren]

shaded is usually the path before FP

[balmy mason]

yeah i havent gotten to lttm yet so like

i just went in an area and dicked around for about 2 hours for no reason

[proud wren]

shaded is also a path to LTTM

[balmy mason]

it is telling me to not be in there

the stupid little thing

[proud wren]

is he making symbols?

[balmy mason]

he does sometimes

he pointed at the exit

[proud wren]

btw this symbol should mean something along the lines of danger

so if he makes that symbol, don't go in the direction of it

[balmy mason]

im aware

[proud wren]

due to artificer being so early in the timeline, LTTM will likely be different

just like in spearmaster campaign, she has her own whole house just like FP does

[bitter ridge]

base game is $8, dlc 13.49

[proud wren]

game is on sale likely

[balmy mason]

its on sale for like 60% off

[bitter ridge]

it is on sale, the dlc is only 10% which is dumb

[proud wren]

yeah it's just a sale, rain world is going to increase its price to 25$

[balmy mason]

its almost like it just came out and they still want to make money

[proud wren]

it literally just came out, i don't think it's going to have like a half off price

[balmy mason]

it hasnt been a month since it came out

[bitter ridge]

i was not aware as i have never heard of it until y'all started talking about it

[proud wren]

i see

we're tlaking about it because the dlc came out and it's very baller

i know about a third party site that you can buy rainworld super cheap for

it's trustworthy; i've used it before multiple times

super cheap

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-like-a-dragon-eri-eri-kamataki-gif-26284353

nah i'd rather play LAD before ishin comes out

[balmy mason]

isshin ashina

[proud wren]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-neco-crying-destiny-ahnenerbe-gif-24682011

[atomic spear]

https://tenor.com/view/pyramidhead-silenthill-homecoming-birthday-cake-gif-23496667

other games named downpour:

[balmy mason]

what do it even mean

the more lore i get the more i hate scavengers and the more they get what's coming

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/heather-mason-silent-hill-cheryl-gif-18175671

[modern schooner]

If there’s one thing persona 5 is teaching me, it’s that I’m not a snake charmer

I have failed to get the snake lady persona every single time I’ve run into it

[balmy mason]

wtf spiiiinnnn

all of them

[static dragon]

uploading to post somewhree else thanks for upload limit

[fervent tapir]

god i wish nero wasn't the main character of dmc5

dante and vergil are just way cooler

even if vergil sounds like a nerd

i can either play as the most chad pizza man of all time
a literal fucking embodiment of plot armour and funny comic book-esque power scaling
or a random guy with a sword that gets hot and a robot arm

[limpid sequoia]

My corpse

My body got folded into the 1st dimension

[modern schooner]

I love winning with all of my party members dead on the floor

[fervent tapir]

winning in the birthday pinata

all the party goers but me lie dead on the floor

only i remain
the heir to the bounty

fools

[fervent tapir]

so true

[bitter granite]

People think I’m lying when I say there is a James Bond movie called Octopussy, but there it is on HBO max

[fervent tapir]

007 ussy

[bitter granite]

007ussy be going crazy

So many of them and they won’t stop making them

[fervent tapir]

too much ussy

[bitter granite]

Wait, are we OOC now?

@hollow mirage is this OOC

[hollow mirage]

I dunno.

doesnt feel funny enough

[bitter granite]

You hear the man Interlink, not enough ussy

[oblique radish]

that looks quite OOC to me

[hollow mirage]

oh yea that reminds me, was watching some RL esports earlier. one of the players name was Busse-

I couldnt take that match seriously with the commentator saying Bussy all the time

LISTEN TO THIS

[bitter granite]

Got to love the busse

[fervent tapir]

[fervent tapir]

bussing

[bitter granite]

How it feels creating around your suppressed pistol in public

Mine gets in the way sometimes tbh

Powerwash simulator got a tomb raider update

Is it time to continue my legacy as the god of power wash

@hollow mirage just give us dick already

[hollow mirage]

thats OOC worthy

just the text

[hollow mirage]

exactly

[bitter granite]

My message or the twitter post

[hollow mirage]

yours

[fervent tapir]

america

[bitter granite]

77 pics in OOC now

But still give us live action Dick Grayson

Not Dick’s first time in the OOC folder

Such a unfortunate name for a amazing character

[fervent tapir]

that would be a wild alter ego
imagine the joker going

[barren saddle]

who is this impostor to the mari name

[fervent tapir]

"DIck?! is that you?"

[modern schooner]

Futaba is so small; I’m jealous

I wanna be smol and cute too

[bitter granite]

Sadly Nightwing is his alter ego

I know in Young Justice they make jokes about his real name being Dick

[fervent tapir]

w

[bitter granite]

https://vxtwitter.com/dexerto/status/1620898535351754780?s=46&t=XuGyIerD8wlzFyghAtMEWg

Not even cringe worthy just painful

[fervent tapir]

why is that a song that exists

[bitter granite]

Modern day rap

[fervent tapir]

oh wait i forgot that's like 90% of modern rap nowadays

[wispy loom]

who the hell is that

[bitter granite]

Bring me back to the late 90s and early 2000s

[hollow mirage]

god I fucking hate that kind of music

[bitter granite]

Some famous twitch streamer

[fervent tapir]

this
i feel like rap gets such a bad
rap
because of all this shitty mumble crap that 15 year old kids convince themselves is good

[bitter granite]

They all become the same person to me eventually

[fervent tapir]

like biggie actually goes hard
not whoever the fuck got popular on tiktok yesterday

[bitter granite]

Thank god we still have a OG like Em who still raps in a speakable language

[fervent tapir]

amen

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-rapgod-supersonic-gif-7225174

He is faster than a mumble rap but you can actual hear every word he says

[fervent tapir]

watsky my beloved
take my kids watsky

[fervent tapir]

some dude i talked to said em was ass because he's white
real and true

[bitter granite]

People think white people can’t rap but they forget the rap god is white

[fervent tapir]

lmao

[bitter granite]

But still real and true, I can’t name another white rapper besides Em

[fervent tapir]

woah this rap is so deep guys
the rap in question:
SDKHGKSHGDIGRIGHISAIJIJ IAJSDI JIHFRININGRINNIGNRINGIRN ING "insert random slavery thing with n word" GSHIISFBS

[fervent tapir]

watsky my beloved
take my kids watsky

quick #other-games we gotta promote watsky go go go!!!!

besides watsky and em i cannot name another white rapper
and watsky is very small for a rapper so like
it's like one and a half coverage wise

[bitter granite]

Funny thing is rap god isn’t even Em’s fastest verse anymore

[fervent tapir]

em is a robot

[bitter granite]

He beat that awhile ago

[fervent tapir]

wait what

[bitter granite]

https://youtu.be/VqPTWI9vTfA

This ending part from the song Godzilla is his current fastest

[onyx loom]

bornana

[fervent tapir]

goodness gracious

[bitter granite]

Em was born without lungs

Weird autocorrect today

[fervent tapir]

lmao

[bitter granite]

Should have seen what it autocorrect white to

[fervent tapir]

bornana

[onyx loom]

yeah modern rap sucks i like the fnf ost and the persona ost and the

[fervent tapir]

the

[onyx loom]

fortnite with your gramma

[bitter granite]

Em make Orange rhyme with a lot of things

Man has aged so much since Rap God and just goes in to top it like it was nothing

[fervent tapir]

zuckerberg!!!! sending more robots from mars wtf

[bitter granite]

Em would beat robots in a rap battle

Did you not see what he did to captain falco in 8 Mile?

[fervent tapir]

em vs chatgpt epic rap battles of history

[bitter granite]

https://youtu.be/xh1ROLEDyP4

He will roast himself in a rap battle and still beat you

Taking himself and you down, we call this the kamikaze

[fervent tapir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvOHKbbTON0
holy shit conversations is literally my firstborn child

i would write a college thesis on just this suite

[bitter granite]

Love how everyone sees people get their careers ended by going after Em and they still try to go after him

MGK was prime example

[fervent tapir]

mgk is such a person

[bitter granite]

Bro thought he had a good chance just to get sent back to ground zero

[fervent tapir]

i haven't even listed to too much of mgk's music
he just radiates annoying

[bitter granite]

It’s pretty annoying tbh

I listened to some of his songs and there was only one I could bare but I had to really try and bare it

[fervent tapir]

i'm gonna go listen to a mgk song real quick give my certified musical professional with a doctorate in bulshit when i come back

[bitter granite]

Listen to the song: listen to this when I’m gone

That’s the most bareable one I could find

[fervent tapir]

what's the least bearable

[bitter granite]

If not that than go listen to Rap Devil, the song he tried to go after Em with

[fervent tapir]

oh boy i wanna listen to that one

[bitter granite]

Listen to Rap Devil

Forgot it was a world star music video

[fervent tapir]

who in their right mind would make an em diss track

MY MAN NEEDS TO EAT MORE GOT DAMN

[bitter granite]

The first line is: somebody grab him some clippers, his beard is weird

Already off to a bad start

[fervent tapir]

mf looking like the bad guy from arcane
anyways back to the song

[bitter granite]

Btw he is married to Megan fox

[fervent tapir]

lmao

[bitter granite]

They are made for each other with the blood rituals and sexuality childhood memories

WHY DO THEY DO THIS STUFF AND TELL EVERYONE

[fervent tapir]

hold on i need the genius page

i cannot tell what he is saying
drop the gangster voice dude

[bitter granite]

Welcome to a MGK song

The song doesn’t even fucking rhyme

More importantly why is he eating cereal and holding a shovel

I can’t take this guy seriously

Feel like I would break every bone in his body with a twig

[fervent tapir]

all you do is read the dictionary
dude what the fuck does this even mean
"ew not-even-that-old dude reads books"
like every good rapper uses a dictionary lmfao

"and stay inside"
dude you are a ghost
get some vitamin d

[bitter granite]

I need this to be a meme format

STILL WHY THE CEREAL

[fervent tapir]

NOOOO WHY IS THERE AUTOTUNE

[bitter granite]

No way this guy just said: “why you always making fun of me”

[fervent tapir]

WHY GOD WHY

[bitter granite]

Because auto tune sounds cool so we got to use it in every rap song now

[fervent tapir]

the best use for autotune is when it's ironic
this isn't

[bitter granite]

This man really just said Em is just a bully

[fervent tapir]

is he really a dad

[bitter granite]

MGK? No

Em is a dad though, think his daughter is like mid 20s by now

[fervent tapir]

ah

gotta love the pointless line

[bitter granite]

Em’s daughter is 27 now

Hallie

[fervent tapir]

(facts)

he literally put facts as the backing vocal lol

you lift 50
must i say why this is a double standard

i'm done breaking this down he's inchorehent

gimme a few more minutes

[bitter granite]

https://youtu.be/FxQTY-W6GIo

This was Em’s response song

After this song MGK changed from rap to emo rock

He knew his career was over the shifted gears

[fervent tapir]

I gotta respect the OGs and I know most of 'em personally
im done

goddamn why is it so long

[bitter granite]

Killshot comments:

[fervent tapir]

he just said em can run 8 miles
that's a complinent lmao

[fervent tapir]

alright
it's done

my thoughts:

[bitter granite]

Em humbled MGK so hard dude had to rewrite his whole life choices

[fervent tapir]

it's at the very least in my top 3 worst songs of all time and probably #1

[bitter granite]

Now go listen to Killshot so you can hear Em end his man’s rap career

[fervent tapir]

this will be good

hahaha

[bitter granite]

Em even hits him with the: why you using auto tune and still mumble rapping

[fervent tapir]

he even mentioned the cereal lmfao

i can't bro 💀

it's great to be able to listen to a rap song without a genius page next to it

"what good is a machine gun when it's out of ammo"
☠️

god i love em

i can't believe i haven't heard about this

that is one of my favorite em songs now

[bitter granite]

MGK made the diss track because he thought Em was trying to beef with him and start something

Em didn’t even care about MGK or his career so he responded back just to prove it

I care so little about your career I’m gonna destory it

[fervent tapir]

that's kinda what you get for dissing em

[bitter granite]

Em wrote Killshot in 30 minutes while he was drunk

[fervent tapir]

i wouldn't be suprised

[bitter granite]

Don’t know how long it took MGK but you know he had a few weeks

All his songs now are emo punk rock songs that sound horrible

[bitter granite]

How bad do you have to get diss you have to change whole genres, hair style, everything

[bitter granite]

Where dissing Em gets ya

[fervent tapir]

oh god the weezers are here

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/marinara-sauce-humble-gif-13323901

[fervent tapir]

but with autotune

whos parents let their kids be in a mgk video

[bitter granite]

Watching it now, the auto tune never left him

[fervent tapir]

i can't watch

[bitter granite]

Tbh willow fell off hard also

I expect nothing less from Will Smith’s family

[fervent tapir]

i'm gonna be honest i had no idea who willow was before like
a minute ago

but first impressions are everything so

yeah

[bitter granite]

Willow made some bangers in the early 2010s when she was a teen musician

[fervent tapir]

huh

[bitter granite]

Now she is trying to be super emo and it’s horrible

[fervent tapir]

some artists age like fine wine and some age like the chinese takout left in the back of the fridge for god-knows how long

[bitter granite]

And her brother Jaden was a good actor, not up to his father Will smith’s level but good enough, than he quit and became a woke teen

[fervent tapir]

oh boy

[bitter granite]

He got a pink buzz cut with face tattoos at one point

That had to be rock bottom

[fervent tapir]

i uhm
i 🗿

[bitter granite]

Wtf are these lyrics

[fervent tapir]

can't tell if it's cringy or actually harmful and sadistic

[bitter granite]

Tbh, 12 year old me just hitting puberty would love this song

[fervent tapir]

that's probably how people like mgk stay afloat
the constant cycle of 12 year olds hitting puberty
bo burnham did that one song about justin beaver but i feel like it applies pretty much everywhere nowadays

god i feel like my dad
"kids these days"

[bitter granite]

I felt like that the moment I turned 16

Like I said at the start MGK is a prime example of where trying to diss Em will get you

[fervent tapir]

yep

[bitter granite]

After seeing what happened to him I hope no one tries to go after Em for their own safety

Man has the highest kill count with a pencil, sorry John Wick

[fervent tapir]

words really do hurt worse than actions
especially to your dignity

i should probably sleep
i sure hope my brain doesn't play emo girl or whatever the fuck it's called in my head on loop

[bitter granite]

IM IN LOVE WITH A EMO GIRL

[fervent tapir]

[bitter granite]

My favorite rapper

He’s so hot look at those tattoos and that hair

[modern schooner]

Gross

[bitter granite]

That’s it I’ve had it

I’m going to transcend heaven

Going to enter Orbit

[modern schooner]

I love gum

Gimme a piece

[bitter granite]

Only if you chug a whole bottle of cold water with it

[modern schooner]

If I drink a whole bottle of water now I will pee myself in my sleep

I guess no gum for me

[hollow mirage]

BLUE

[bitter granite]

Calculated risk

Wear a diaper to bed

[modern schooner]

Don’t have one

[bitter granite]

Make one

You have a pillow and scissors

Why did scissors autocorrect to discord

[modern schooner]

I like my pillow

I don’t wanna cut it up

[bitter granite]

Who said anything about that

We are reshaping it to turn it into a bold new flavor

[modern schooner]

Ew

[bitter granite]

Eww Brie Larson is in this movie

Least she has minimum screen time

[modern schooner]

This is totally unrelated, but dang, picking a name is hard

I have a whole list of ones I like

[bitter granite]

Ash will forever be mine

Full is Ashen but people can’t pronounce Ashen correctly

But I have been using Rem for some random alt accounts since people also can’t pronounce Lorem

My second choice of name

Cause who said your new name has to be close to your dead name

[modern schooner]

None of the ones I like are even remotely close to my deadname

None of them even start with the same letter

[bitter granite]

Had a friend named Ashley who decided to change her name to Ash

Very confusing change but okay, no one had ever called them Ashley before only ever Ash

[modern schooner]

Maybe that’s why they wanted to change it?

[bitter granite]

Ash is short for Ashley, it’s like if I changed my name from Teddy to Ted

[modern schooner]

Yeah, it is kinda dumb

But also, I have hazel as my name right now because I like the nicknames, and nobody ever calls me the damn nicknames

My favorite of the nicknames for it being Zelly

[bitter granite]

Sleep time so I can see my human and other peoples tomorrow

[modern schooner]

Have a good sleep

[bitter granite]

I refuse

[modern schooner]

Have a bad sleep, then

[bitter granite]

No

[modern schooner]

Have a perfectly mediocre sleep

[bitter granite]

Never

I will have a sleep

[modern schooner]

Have a sleep, then

[bitter granite]

And don’t forget to poke holes into your wall for me so I don’t run out of oxygen while sleeping

[modern schooner]

Already did that yesterday

[bitter granite]

I’m in the bathroom walls now not the kitchen walls

[modern schooner]

Dang

Guess I’ll have to put some holes in it when I go before bed

Also, one last thing on names even though we’re not on the topic anymore: I’ve always liked and wanted the name Yvette, but since it’s not really a name a very American girl such as myself would have, I feel like I can’t have it

[bitter granite]

Time to go feel like background dance #5 in a magic Mike movie doing the most work but never having the camera on me

[modern schooner]

👍

Fuck it, Yvette time

[rigid plank]

Oh yeah fun fact I found this as a scav in tarkov

[bitter granite]

Ryan Gosling moment

[fervent tapir]

literally me

ryan gosling is a /b/ enjoyer confirmed

[bitter granite]

Literally me

Movie on the decade already

Saw this last night in theaters and it was amazing

[bitter granite]

@fervent tapir WHYYY

I KEEP GETTING RECOMMENDED MGK STUFF NOW

Never seen so many feet

[hollow mirage]

ayo?

ew

[bitter granite]

This is what happens when you try to diss Em, this is where you end up

[hollow mirage]

ew ew ew ew ew ew

[bitter granite]

I will free you

[hollow mirage]

that’s fucking disgusting

[bitter granite]

Here is blurry cat

And a little dance

Why is this so smooth actually, wtf

[rigid plank]

They used 3D for the furniture

[bitter granite]

@warm maple after the success of Martin Luther King seems Ryan Gosling got casted for a even bigger role

[warm maple]

Obama

[gritty summit]

Obama's last name

[analog crypt]

No he’s going to change it

[bitter granite]

Obama Gosling

[analog pike]

Xylvania tanks are so cursed

(this is an AA vehicle that shoots MISSILES. Don't ask me how.)

And then there's this fucken thing

this design can't be practical

[analog pike]

how is this a frigate

(IRL frigate)

no comment on this sub

[hollow mirage]

B O A T

[analog pike]

Boat.

this is a dreadnought,,

battleship

[analog pike]

continuing the theme of inpossibly thin missiles

[analog pike]

batalstation

oh yeah those are naval cannons

[real mango]

guh
unrelated question do you guys have embed videos/pictures displayed 3x bigger than normal

[rigid plank]

What

What are you talking about

[real mango]

i swear it wasnt like this before

[warm maple]

I imagine there's something you could do in the settings

[real mango]

i mean i dont mind it its just
i dont see anyone else noticing it so i thought im getting too much gd1 for my brain to handle

[gritty summit]

yeah it doesn't look like this for me

[gritty summit]

Paolumu time

[modern schooner]

Yay paolumu

[gritty summit]

he sleeps

[modern schooner]

My favorite weapon/scroll combo in gunfire reborn is aura of venom and deft hands

Eighty bajillion bullets, but you have to pull down a lot

[balmy mason]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-kahls-robot-cuphead-robot-junkyard-jive-gif-24507902

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953319466400370721/1070739997906448424/RDT_20230127_2243152033593294855075480.jpg

[rigid plank]

Inflation

[bitter granite]

Character development has peaked

[hollow mirage]

try hitting CTRL - a few times maybe?

[grim flicker]

what should i 3d print

[bitter ridge]

neco arc

[gritty summit]

kirby

[crystal field]

ryan gosling

[modern schooner]

A giant pride flag

[crystal field]

ryan gosling with a rainbow shirt

[modern schooner]

A rainbow with a Ryan gosling shirt

[bitter granite]

Ryan gosling inside a rainbow

[vagrant helm]

REX

[crystal field]

@balmy mason

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/makima-yeah-chainsaw-man-gif-21119555

[fervent tapir]

i gave in

it's official

chatgpt thinks it's good
and chatgpt is smarter than us

[gritty summit]

how do you change your pfp in chatgpt?

[fervent tapir]

i logged in with google
that's my google pfp

hahahaha

not trying to start a thing here but this is very accurate

"i have a very good brain"

[gritty summit]

my ai doesn't stay in character

[fervent tapir]

get a better one
bully it

[gritty summit]

it keeps saying "I am an AI language model" and a normal answer

[fervent tapir]

you have to be more specific

say something like "respond like X person when i talk to you from here on out"

[gritty summit]

just tried this, didn't work. what's the link for the one you're using?

[fervent tapir]

chatgpt

https://chat.openai.com/chat

[fervent tapir]

huh

[gritty summit]

this keeps happening

[fervent tapir]

i think the question is too opiniated

[gritty summit]

i tried using the exact same words you used earlier and the same thing happened

[fervent tapir]

specify whatever you don't want it to say

[gritty summit]

i feel like my thing is dumb

[fervent tapir]

it's literal and very cool and very dumb for it

[gritty summit]

well it acted like Walter White for like 2 minutes, then it came back to the "i am an AI" thing

[fervent tapir]

mfw i ask chatgpt if i should murder someone and it starts talking about how "as an ai language model"

[fervent tapir]

guh

[gritty summit]

yeah my AI is dumb, this is the worst response i've ever seen

[fervent tapir]

i want it

[balmy mason]

real

[warm maple]

Needs more sockets

[bitter granite]

@warm maple

[bitter ridge]

wry

[bitter granite]

I NEED THAT DIO SPRAY

[warm maple]

I want the Dio Brando

That isn't spray

That's nail polish

[bitter granite]

Whatever it is

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-brando-dio-jojo-confused-math-gif-24441915

[warm maple]

💅

[bitter granite]

I need it in MY MOUTH

[warm maple]

[gritty summit]

[warm maple]

That's probably not safe

[bitter granite]

Your right, it would be safer in my stomach

[warm maple]

[balmy mason]

among us violated the geneva convention

[warm maple]

Good

[bitter ridge]

geneva suggestion

[bitter granite]

War crimes are good long as you don’t get caught

Never ask me what I did Winter of 72

[drifting kernel]

ashen what did you do in the winter of '72

[gritty summit]

he died

[bitter granite]

To start our story off let me tell you about the spring of 85

[proud wren]

OH MY GOODNESS

[warm maple]

748 days?

[proud wren]

748 days since announce of SS

[warm maple]

sadge

[bitter granite]

After that in the fall of 63

[bitter granite]

So this leads to the beginning of our story in the Summer of 69

And the reason why I committed war crime in the winter of 72

[warm maple]

Bitch

[modern schooner]

I found a gay catgirl persona, yay

[warm maple]

good

[modern schooner]

I got a persona called kin-ki and 69 experience for doing so

[bitter ridge]

Gay cat girl? Kin-ki? Don’t get it

[gritty summit]

sounds good to me

[atomic spear]

Cwc lovers when you tell them tap firing nuero procs is just as effective as spraying 😨
Cwc haters when you tell them tap firing nuero procs is just as effective as spraying 😳

Something something dwarven society

Wait, this isn't drg discord!

[gritty summit]

what's cwc?

[atomic spear]

Oops

[gritty summit]

oh wave cooker

[balmy mason]

cooker

cookier climker

[gritty summit]

schizo

[balmy mason]

there is so much homework and i dont want to do any of it

[gritty summit]

i want a cookie

[balmy mason]

oreo is a sandwich

[gritty summit]

oreo sucks

[balmy mason]

whate evnen

[gritty summit]

ew

[balmy mason]

mint oreo best oreo

[gritty summit]

that sounds even worse

[bitter ridge]

Lemon Oreo

[balmy mason]

wtf mint oreos literally based af

[gritty summit]

cookies n creme sounds good tho

[gritty summit]

that looks like shrek's toothpaste

[balmy mason]

very soft mint complements the chocolate

[gritty summit]

why did i look up shrek toothpaste

[hollow mirage]

i saw these today at work

oreo flavored oreos

[balmy mason]

they're alright

[hollow mirage]

mint oreo the only good oreo

[balmy mason]

fr

[gritty summit]

why is it so hard to find the shrek toothpaste scene

all i find is shrek butts

[balmy mason]

wtf you're right

[gritty summit]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AdoredFarCrustacean-size_restricted.gif

mint oreo creme

[balmy mason]

its crazy how that color is a minty green and the mint oreo creme is minty green

[gritty summit]

shrek toothpaste oreo

[hollow mirage]

it’s almost like mint is green.

[balmy mason]

crazy how that is

[proud wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXwpkxqqRCQ absolute jammin

[vagrant patrol]

yeah these gods are quite random

[balmy mason]

fr

[gritty summit]

🤯

yikes

[hollow mirage]

the game is likely a scam

from what i've seen, compared to the devs previous games, it just screams fake as fuck

[proud wren]

really

99.9

[fervent tapir]

Rah

his name is william and he is baller

Also giant as shit

That book is about 6 and a half inches

[hollow mirage]

aaaa

thats confusing

[vagrant helm]

Have you reached the dating simulator part yet

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-jetstream-sam-gif-25214623

[modern schooner]

I'm getting yukiko flashbacks

[hollow mirage]

i must play the bloodshed part

[gritty summit]

do you have The Stains of Time in there?

[hollow mirage]

i dunno, lets see

[gritty summit]

THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED

[bitter ridge]

idk play ultrakill music next, perhaps sands of tide

[hollow mirage]

ew its mapped bad

[gritty summit]

[hollow mirage]

i have cyber grind

[bitter ridge]

owo

machine, i will beat you with these sabers if you fail

[hollow mirage]

shit i could do easily gets me exhausted now. pain

[bitter ridge]

my arms hurt watching this

[hollow mirage]

ok yea my arms are starting to fail me. thats enough for the night

[modern schooner]

Futaba is my favorite phantom thief so far

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/persona5-makoto-makoto-niijima-gif-23198347

i prefer makoto

[modern schooner]

Minus the trauma, me and Futaba are fairly similar

We’re both shut-ins who suck at being social

[balmy mason]

https://tenor.com/view/he-just-like-me-fr-gif-25075803

you

[gritty summit]

she just like me

[balmy mason]

me when gamer character in vide game

[hollow mirage]

YOOOO 2020 GTR

[balmy mason]

whats that awful lizard from the paper mario game with bleck

[hollow mirage]

I missed the first chance to get this like a year ago

AND the Trueno. damn

[hollow mirage]

[bitter granite]

@modern schooner https://youtu.be/pzfwDJzj188

It’s time, this Saturday is anniversary

[modern schooner]

Cool

[plain wren]

more actually

748 days since they've started making these videos

silksong was announced 1449 days ago

[bitter granite]

TikTok moment

I should doing every TikTok challenge in one day

[fervent tapir]

i have gotten rid of the christmas hat

oh wait

[balmy mason]

uh

[bitter granite]

Gonna check all of these, wish me luck

Time for twitter moments

Twitter getting more racist during BLM, definitely a twitter moment

[hollow mirage]

oh no

[fervent tapir]

#discord
pentagon
i was here

so true

goddamnit gpt is so annoying
i want it to write an essay on why zuckerburg is a robot and it wont

[hollow mirage]

Rally is great

also I hate how the Mitsubishi logo is merged in the grill.

[hollow mirage]

WHAT

WHAT HAPPENED

[fervent tapir]

why does dante's trading card look like a smirk cat

[hollow mirage]

[fervent tapir]

your tires were hotter than the sun

[hollow mirage]

I wanna know just how much force 1 billion Gs is

[fervent tapir]

gpt said that you have a chance of just exploding

[hollow mirage]

I found an online converter that would only go up to 999.999

cant even tell me what 1000Gs is smh my head

[fervent tapir]

i love values incomprehensible to the human mind

[modern schooner]

Same

[fervent tapir]

i love when a number with no more than 10 in any given integer has a scale so big it would take me 14 years to write down

log of a log goes hard

insert nerd emoji

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc-dante-devil-may-cry-nero-dmc-dmc4-gif-25807826

[analog crypt]

I highly dislike hero wars ads

[obtuse copper]

it dumb

[vagrant helm]

Maaaan why of all ROR2 weapons did they put the Laser Glaive in Dead Cells

[modern schooner]

They didn’t put any ROR2 weapons in dead cells

[vagrant helm]

err.. ki

⛈️

Anyways
They could've had
Huntress Bow
Enforcer Shield
Ukulele
Polylute
Merc Sword
Miner Pickaxes
Double Tap
Artificer's Magic

[hollow mirage]

the one that was added is really powerful though, isnt it?

[modern schooner]

Artificer isn’t in ROR 🤓

[hollow mirage]

a shame really

[vagrant helm]

Glaive is okay iirc it's not that good against bosses
Just really unremarkable

[modern schooner]

I’m sure on higher difficulties when there’s enemies literally everywhere it’d be really good

[small wren]

Laser Glaive is only really good for mobs of enemies, single target wise it's awful

[hollow mirage]

Glaive is stupid strong when theres like 2 enemies right next to eachother

2 or more

where it lacks in single target, it excels in multi-target

[modern schooner]

Just like the OG

[tidal raven]

We dont have a weapon like a glaive in dead cells
And they wanted to add a ror2 weapon so no Miner Pickaxes

We have bows, shields, swords and a gun already in Dead Cells
Ukulele is an item, would be funny, but odd to make it a weapon, it'd be a useable at most
Im not sure if we already have magic, but Arti is super niche compared to Huntress

[hollow mirage]

Ukulele would just be a weapon you smack enemies with and it would chain electricity

hold it by the neck

maybe similar to glaive where it’s single target damage would be meh, but good for when there’s a lot

[tidal raven]

Oh I know
But again Ukelele is an item not a weapon so it'd be weird to chamge that
As a useable it could shoot lightning that chains to enemies
But thats still stretching it

[hollow mirage]

I’d count that one ice weapon as magic. do a little whirly hand thing and then out comes ice

[tidal raven]

I feel like Laser Glaive is just fine

[hollow mirage]

yea Laser Glaive is cool

[tidal raven]

The usable? Ice Blast?
Or is there a weapon I havent seen

If its a weapon we have 2 Ice magics and a variety of fire weapons

[hollow mirage]

yea frost blast

and maybe electric whip?

[tidal raven]

Oh then 1
All the magic is usebles iirc
Except maybe electric whip

[hollow mirage]

Frost Blast is a weapon

[tidal raven]

Its a weapon?
I remember it being a useable, cause of how infrequently id pick it up over something like a saw launcher or bombs
Lemme check

[hollow mirage]

reading it rn, ranged weapon

freezes enemies in front of you

[tidal raven]

It is infact a ranged weapon

[hollow mirage]

you’re probably thinking of the ice grenade.

or if there’s another ice item I just don’t know about yet

[tidal raven]

I was thinking of ice blast, just thought it was a spell you combo with weapon attacks

I just forgored ☠️

[hollow mirage]

probably just forgot it was a weapon since you never picked it up over other usables

[tidal raven]

I think I never picked it up cause I preferred bow/melee

[tidal raven]

That sounds spot on actually

[hollow mirage]

I know it’s one of the default unlocked weapons too

[tidal raven]

Yeah
Nutcracker/Assault Shield or Quad Bow goes way too hard

[hollow mirage]

Nutcracker I think synergizes really well with Frost Blast

crits on frozen enemies, right?

[tidal raven]

I bet
Iirc frost gives crits
Or a damage bonus of some kind