other-games

[hollow mirage]

hi

[balmy mason]

dopamine boost

micheal reeves upload

[rigid plank]

That doesn’t help

[hollow mirage]

finally??

[rigid plank]

Thanks phone when I’m at school not working at all

[hollow mirage]

WHAT IS HIS BANNER

[rigid plank]

Yes

He like’s making memes

[bitter granite]

LETS FUCKING GO

[thin locust]

Wonderlands actually is fucking smooth. Better than BL3.

[drifting kernel]

babe stfu im listening to ultrakill 6-1 background noises

[modern schooner]

Wonderlands is super fun

[rigid plank]

Me who has never had issues

[thin locust]

Meant in overall. Menu, inventory, gameplay. Of course hands down, on Bl3 but so far, leaning to wonderlands.

[thin locust]

Yep, having a blast now.

[bitter granite]

What class you pick

[thin locust]

Graveborn

[bitter granite]

Would recommend spellshot since Graveborne tree is pretty bad but spellshot give you the damage you’ll need

spellshot as a second class ofc

[thin locust]

Will see.

For first playthrough want to try something for my self.

[bitter granite]

All of graveborn’s good skill are at the top

They are a good spell/companion class

[thin locust]

Yep saw that.

[bitter ridge]

imagine not usiing the magic beyblade

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

My beyblade build is done btw

[bitter ridge]

lfg

[bitter granite]

Health bars don’t exist anymore

Will send skill tree

[bitter ridge]

owo

[bitter granite]

I have a window behind me so glare

[gritty summit]

hand reveal

[bitter granite]

Done hand reveal before

Face reveal

[warm maple]

Real and true

[hollow mirage]

best screenshot you’re gonna get

can’t be bothered to get a better one

[rigid plank]

Yay I’m home now not too do anything for 3 days

Ugh

[bitter granite]

Haha

@rigid plank usual insect build

I could have gonna more on field and higher damage

[rigid plank]

Ha

Cool

[bitter granite]

Most of my monsters were immune and I had negates and protections

[rigid plank]

Fun

[rigid plank]

Wow a huge company ruining everything boring

[atomic spear]

Where is the sauce?

i just want to see if it was written by ai or not

[bitter granite]

They want to change the name to The Mutants

If you really have to change the name make it X-Force at least

[slender rover]

Deadbolt deserves a sequel

[modern schooner]

Time to play some games to hopefully not think about being sad and lonely

[bitter ridge]

play l4d2 the passin as bill

[modern schooner]

Nah

I’m gonna play noita

[limpid sequoia]

https://gfycat.com/piercingdefiantaustralianfurseal

[gritty summit]

i need a good recipe, Link's starving

[modern schooner]

Throw crap in till something tasty gets made

[gritty summit]

i shall throw crap in it

[modern schooner]

👍

[gritty summit]

looks tasty

[bitter ridge]

noita do be fun even tho i always die before i can get to the holy mountain

[digital hamlet]

A single hearty radish/truffle/durian/fish heals to full no matter what health you’re at

Same with endura shrooms and carrots and such but for stamina

[digital hamlet]

Noita do be fun even though I have like 60 hours and haven’t won once

[bitter ridge]

roguelikes in a nutshell

[digital hamlet]

The problem is I’m good at most roguelikes
Beat gungeon a bunch(not 100% but beaten on every mode with every character)
Got most of the ror2 mastery skins and all the other achievements
Revita’s not too hard, peglin’s easy, dead cells is fun
But noita just destroys me every time
Barely even gotten past the third layer

[bitter ridge]

hades

play it

[digital hamlet]

Beaten, really not that hard
Including a bunch of the heat levels

[tidal raven]

Was being a bit goofy around the loop
But for my first online Pig game, got a decent Ambush

[modern schooner]

The only thing I like about hiisi base in noita is all the blood

The enemies are kind of annoying, but wow! that’s a lotta blood!

[bitter granite]

Face reveal in 100 days

Only if someone remembers

[modern schooner]

I’ll be counting them down

[bitter granite]

You’ll forget by day 24

[modern schooner]

True

Somebody else do it

[bitter granite]

Only ones who would probably are Dr or Moose

[modern schooner]

Next time I see them online imma let them know

[bitter granite]

I’m struggling to not jam to this song my Uber driver is playing

I haven’t heard this song in for fuckin ever

This Uber is playing bangers god damn

[hollow mirage]

bet

[bitter granite]

You’ll forget by day 47

[rigid plank]

bruh

[hollow mirage]

april 23rd

[bitter granite]

Hot

[warm maple]

I know

[hollow mirage]

lucky

[warm maple]

I know the face of Ashen

[bitter granite]

Draw it

[rigid plank]

blackmail

[warm maple]

I can't draw

[bitter granite]

Describe it

[warm maple]

Ashen has a face

[hollow mirage]

I will remember

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/rwby-nora-break-his-legs-girl-power-gif-4904581

[bitter granite]

Please do, I’ll enjoy every second

[vagrant patrol]

how do you do, people, i guess

[bitter granite]

I have to do a duel with joey’s deck and this deck is actually just unplayable

Quite literally a RNG battle where the enemies can rapidly redo their coin flips til they get whatever ducks you

Old school deck vs a modern day deck, literally have no chance

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/yu-gi-oh-joey-wheeler-meme-zukhulento-anime-gif-9040553

[gritty summit]

hm yes, %gamelocation%

[bitter granite]

I finally met a femboy

They are real

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/hat-kid-dance-dancing-smug-cartoon-gif-22126176

[gritty summit]

[bitter granite]

I hate how RNG focused the anime battles are in master duel

You just have to keep retrying til you get a good hand or the bot gets a bad hand

[modern schooner]

I do be playin %gamelocation% a lot

[modern schooner]

[vagrant patrol]

historically accurate nerf gun

[bitter granite]

How you find my gun?

[grim flicker]

it was in ur walls

[tall sundial]

i love when there's just randomly a possessed marauder

like what guh

the last 3 times ive tried this slayer gate it had no marauder

[bitter granite]

Why is everyone in my walls

Almost as bad as the voices in my head

[foggy meadow]

So I got to see the indomitable human spirit shatter in front of my very eyes. Gnome bomb, a game mode in garden warefare 2 where a bomb spawns in the middle, grab it and take it to one of the gardens or tombstones to attempt to blow it up if it ain’t defused in time.

When the match timer ends and there’s a tie, it goes into over time where the bomb will instantly explode if placed on a garden/graveyard. How long does overtime last?…forever

This lead, to an HOUR long game of Gnome Bomb…until, a Citron managed to get their hands on the gnome…and purposefully walked it over their own garden, and sit there, waiting for a zombie to kill and steal it from him

[bitter ridge]

Gw1 best gw

[proud wren]

[foggy meadow]

That poor citron wasn’t a troll, nor did he have malicious intent, the poor sod just wanted to take his well earned coins and finally go home, and with this act, he freed the other 23 souls trapped with him

[gritty summit]

guild wars or garden warfare

[bitter ridge]

Garden warfare

[balmy mason]

based

[drifting kernel]

https://vxtwitter.com/amongusgame/status/1613976592136691713?s=12

[hollow mirage]

the gas pump at this gas station just said to me “attention all league of legends gamers

[drifting kernel]

Attention all fortnite gamers

https://tenor.com/view/epic-gamers-fortnite-sick-fortnite-fortnite-background-host-gif-17568012

[hollow mirage]

and then something about buying coca cola

[drifting kernel]

Wtf sierra mist is dead

[hollow mirage]

i was too focused on it saying “league of legends gamers”

[drifting kernel]

What the hell pepsi

[fervent tapir]

help ror2 is running in the background and i can't select it all i hear is the rain formerly known as purple on loop

task killed it

pepsi should stick to pepsi sierra mist was a worse sprite
pepsi is still the better cola and that's fact 😼

coca cola for losers

[drifting kernel]

Apparently this new starry thing is basically a completely different thing

[hollow mirage]

Pepsi sucks

[proud wren]

im not sure what to buy with my 3000 plat in warframe

the only thing that comes to mind is fashion and rivens

that's an interesting riven

[analog crypt]

Reinstalled WoT

[bitter ridge]

Wot

[onyx loom]

only a citron would take an L so willingly

[hollow mirage]

I had to try playing Halo Infinite earlier with a controller and that was AWFUL

back home. Ive never been so happy to be back on mouse and keyboard oml

[thin locust]

I mean, I can remember it.

[bitter granite]

Don’t

I will burn your workplace down

[thin locust]

Well, then you need a ticket to EU.

[proud wren]

tf is the torid

[bitter granite]

Nah I got a good arm, I can throw a molotov with pin perfect accuracy any distance

[modern schooner]

Impressive

[hollow mirage]

fuck Halo Infinite istg. game crashed right at the end of a match and my double xp thing ran out.

2nd time in a row i've crashed now while playing the game

[foggy meadow]

I hate how true that is

[small wren]

It was probably for the best, though, it's an hour of going back and forth and somebody had to cut the rope

[modern schooner]

Yeah

I would scream

[small wren]

Aaaand I have to scream, myself
Sifu on Switch runs horribad

[modern schooner]

As do most games that weren’t made specifically for it, and some that were

How they got such an amazing game as breath of the wild to work well on that thing is impressive

Or xenoblade

Xenoblade is very pretty and very large

[gritty summit]

thing

[bitter ridge]

It’s deep rock health crystal

[gritty summit]

i shall eat it

[bitter ridge]

Mmm tastes like strobury

[bitter granite]

Oh god now people are de-furring furry art

[gritty summit]

proof?

[bitter granite]

I lost the picture but it was a human version of all the characters from the new puss in boots movie

[gritty summit]

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/akane-hiyama-renai-boukun-yandere-gif-20921694

[gritty summit]

we're rich

[warm maple]

we're rich

[proud wren]

we're rich

[vagrant patrol]

we're rich

[proud wren]

weird

never heard of the tenet exec

[gritty summit]

@proud wren uhhh should i use a controller for Outer Wilds?

[proud wren]

absolutely

[gritty summit]

huh

[proud wren]

the keyboard controls are horrid for the ship

[gritty summit]

okay

[proud wren]

the game itself reocmmends controller

[gritty summit]

here i go yippee

[proud wren]

that main menu screen music hits so hard

[gritty summit]

i agree

weird, framerate feels choppy for some reason

[proud wren]

mess with settings?

[gritty summit]

yeah my overlay says it's 144fps but whenever i move the camera it feels like 60

[proud wren]

strange

vsync?

[gritty summit]

i found something on the steam discussions mentioning a config file that changes the PhysicsRate related to fps

so i'll mess with that

dev being pog

[proud wren]

pogg

[gritty summit]

aha

[proud wren]

also

there is a bug with outer wilds and the nvidia driver, or at least there was

im not sure if they've fixed it, but it completely blacks out your screen if you look at certain parts in certain areas

and also blurs your vision during a certain part in the ending

[gritty summit]

okay it still feels choppy i'm going mental

[proud wren]

was never an issue for me since my max was 60

[gritty summit]

yeah i could probably try setting it to 60fps and 60hz

still wanted to experience it at high framerates

[gritty summit]

this?

[proud wren]

yes i believe so

[gritty summit]

i'll enable that just in case

[proud wren]

it is the most annoying shit

the first area you encounter it is ash twin i think

[gritty summit]

this comment

oh wait i'm stupid, i changed the PhysicsRate but didn't uncomment the line

[proud wren]

skissue

[gritty summit]

yeh small brain

IT WORKS

[proud wren]

very nice

the tekko? interesting

[proud wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G42xjBjdck i have no clue how i just now found out about the season 2

[small wren]

Great melee with high dispo, I'd roll that

[gritty summit]

@proud wren i was so confused

oh there's autopilot

but i'm probably not using it, flying the ship is scary and fun

[bitter granite]

No Borderlands 4 is the next borderlands

[modern schooner]

Should I play roguelikes or persona 4 today

[bitter granite]

P4

[modern schooner]

True

[modern schooner]

Ight

[modern schooner]

I’m at least gonna play roguelikes until I’m fully awake

[gritty summit]

@modern schooner i need water Pokemon suggestions, this is my team for now

i would go with Squirtle but it's not in the game

[modern schooner]

You have asked the wrong gal for water pokemon, I never used a single one

[gritty summit]

[hollow mirage]

heavy sword that sends out things similar to baruuk forward block melee attack on ground slam or something

[modern schooner]

Gyarados is supposedly good

Bruh, who the fuck put vaporeon in the top ten water types in scarlet/violet list

[gritty summit]

furries

[modern schooner]

Also, the best water type is palafin, but to be able to get that you have to play online

[gritty summit]

what do i have to do to get it?

[modern schooner]

You just level up finizen to I think level 38 while playing with someone else online

[gritty summit]

huh

i think i'll be able to do that

[modern schooner]

👍

[gritty summit]

i can do online, just not all features

but i can do raids and group play thingy

[modern schooner]

Why it’s good is if you swap it out of battle and then put it back in the battle, it gets absurd stats

[modern schooner]

Group play is what you need, so good

[gritty summit]

what's the point in capturing terastallized wild Pokemon?

[modern schooner]

And by absurd, I mean slaking and Regigigas levels

[modern schooner]

Different Tera types than normal

[gritty summit]

ohhh

i caught a Meowth with big ugly balloons on their head

so i'm guessing it's Flying type

[fervent tapir]

i lost a game in tetrio because my das was set to 0 💀

[modern schooner]

Yup

My favorite Tera crowns are electric and steel

[gritty summit]

thing

[modern schooner]

Electric looks like they have an idea, and steel they get an axe in their head

[gritty summit]

💀

[modern schooner]

☠️

That’s poison

[gritty summit]

yeah electric becomes big lightbulb

[bitter granite]

Magikarp or Slowpoke

They are the only water types that exist

[modern schooner]

But buff dolphin

[gritty summit]

this thing is gonna kill my whole team

[modern schooner]

Run

[gritty summit]

i made it fall asleep, i shall fight

[thin locust]

I personally at start used shellder.

[modern schooner]

Beat it up and take its lunch money

[gritty summit]

IT WOKE UP

[modern schooner]

💀

[gritty summit]

MY GASTLY DIED

okay i'm fucked

[modern schooner]

It was nice knowing you, sushi

[gritty summit]

probably shouldn't be fighting a level 30 terastallized thing

he just one shotted 4 of my Pokemon

[modern schooner]

I mean, I caught level 39s when I still had 20-somethings

And I beat a 65 Tera with a single level 40 tinkaton

[gritty summit]

it's faster than any of my Pokemon and one shot them all

[modern schooner]

That’ll do it

[gritty summit]

i ran

i have been defeated by a ☠️

[modern schooner]

☠️

You’ll get ‘em next time

[gritty summit]

did you complete your Pokedex?

[modern schooner]

Not yet, but I probably will today

[gritty summit]

ohh nice

[modern schooner]

Then I can have a shiny charm and get shinies even faster

[gritty summit]

oh shit

you get a charm once you complete it?

[modern schooner]

Yup

Doubles the shiny chance

[gritty summit]

i could just speed up my game to do everything much faster but cheating sounds boring

[gritty summit]

that's insane

[modern schooner]

Instead of 1 in 4082 it’s 2 in 4082

But with the right sandwich and mass outbreak stuff it can get to 1 in 512 which is absurd

[bitter granite]

Found a old OOC I never put in the folder

Adding it now

[modern schooner]

I both do and don’t want to see that

[bitter granite]

We are up to 74 pictures now of OOC

[gritty summit]

oh i know that sword

i believe it was my pixelated hero's sword from remnant

[bitter granite]

Yep, the less cool world edge sword

Why does good and cool both correct to hood

[gritty summit]

@modern schooner what are these things and why do they give me coins

[bitter granite]

You need 999 coins to evolve that Pokémon

[modern schooner]

Yup

You catch one of the ones in chests

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-gif-20601563

[gritty summit]

ohh you can make meals for more raid rewards

[thin locust]

I liked sword and shield cooking than sandwich making.

[gritty summit]

yummy

[fervent tapir]

i just got destroyed by this dude lol

i shot him in the chest and he like buckled then got up and one shot me lmao

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

And so began Ashen’s goal to acquire a motorcycle

[hollow mirage]

[modern schooner]

I don’t know if I’d want to get banged on a motorcycle

[limpid sequoia]

https://gfycat.com/smoothunnaturalcockroach

[modern schooner]

Maybe if it wasn’t moving

[next sedge]

what

[modern schooner]

What indeed

[gritty summit]

sounds uncomfortable

[modern schooner]

Yeah

[hollow mirage]

there’s ways it wouldn’t be but imma not specify

[modern schooner]

Aw

[hollow mirage]

definitely not appropriate for chat

[gritty summit]

why not just use something other than a motorcycle, unless it's like a kink or something

[tidal raven]

Hello friends, this is Nemmy, totally not a bioweapon designed to kill the feds

[bitter granite]

They never said what kind of bang

I’m gonna bang as in boom

[tidal raven]

[modern schooner]

But I need to know in case a girl wants to bang me on a motorcycle

[gritty summit]

ayo

we're talking about guns, right?

[bitter granite]

Just for that you have to watch this full video

[bitter granite]

Boomba

[gritty summit]

i despise asmr

[bitter granite]

But it’s alien

[vagrant patrol]

be warned of these images

[modern schooner]

Goddamnit now I’m stuck on getting banged on a motorcycle

[gritty summit]

ror2 keybind jumpscare

[thin locust]

I mean, there's nothing wrong.

[thin locust]

Maybe your new kink.

[gritty summit]

M2 for Jump should be diagnosed as schizophrenia

[modern schooner]

Well, I prefer it over my old one I guess

[thin locust]

I know few people who play like that.

[thin locust]

Well maybe that's a good sign.

[modern schooner]

I’m sure there are plenty of tomboy lesbians who like motorcycles

[thin locust]

Believe me, there are a lot off that type, who love motorcycles.

[proud wren]

Little baby man

[modern schooner]

Epic

[proud wren]

Also what were you confused about

[gritty summit]

gravity crystal

[thin locust]

Yep. So I believe you will find that type of girl.

Well it's time to drink and play wonderlands.

[modern schooner]

This is probably the most seriously one of my comments I just make cuz it’s funny has been taken

[proud wren]

Oh the crystal

Did you see the quantum rocks?

[gritty summit]

the thing that teleports around?

[proud wren]

Yeah

[gritty summit]

yeah i was scared

[proud wren]

They are scary

[balmy mason]

https://imgur.com/NVRTybA

[bitter granite]

Dinner again

[balmy mason]

pikachu canonically says fuck

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033641493010858004/1063914615878193262/APl6NlA5WiSzy8CW.mp4

[warm maple]

Good

[warm maple]

[hollow mirage]

missions don’t last all day though, don’t they?

[warm maple]

No but it takes a long time for them to cycle

[hollow mirage]

what, 30 minutes?

[warm maple]

That system of mission selection is so god awful I wish they didn't have it in the first place

Or at least be like Payday 2 where we could manually select the mission we wanted

[gritty summit]

just get in the game every 30 minutes to check if the mission you need is there

[gritty summit]

DRG or Payday 2 system would be good enough

[hollow mirage]

or just replace the penance for one you can easily do

[warm maple]

[warm maple]

You can't replace penances

[gritty summit]

penances are the achievements

[hollow mirage]

oh right

[fervent tapir]

ITS THE BEST MAP IN THE GAME OMG I LOVE THIS MAP SO GOOD BEST MAP FR FR!!!! BEST MAP EVER MADE IN GAMES EVER!!

[hollow mirage]

then why bother with it????

[warm maple]

I don't really want to wait half an hour for the right mission

[hollow mirage]

Penances don’t really fuckin do anything

[warm maple]

✨Cosmetics✨

[gritty summit]

and even if it was a contract, i got burnt out trying to do my contracts cause only 20% of missions counted towards that

cause the progression was bugged

[hollow mirage]

aren’t all the cosmetic ones able to be done in any mission

[fervent tapir]

look at all the choke points
every fucking hallway is a choke point

[gritty summit]

no

[warm maple]

Not all of them

[vagrant patrol]

use smoke grenades

[warm maple]

I'll come back to Darktide in 6 - 12 months to see if anything changes

[hollow mirage]

which ones are mission specific

[gritty summit]

i just want a fucking server selection button, is that too hard to ask for

[warm maple]

Ones which require higher difficulty

[fervent tapir]

if you are smart enough to know to use smokes you know how every locker match ends up being two teams of engineers spamming rockets at one another

[hollow mirage]

that doesn’t really count

[gritty summit]

all i get is 3 useless bots that just die and don't even help with contracts or penances

[warm maple]

People have shown that sometimes the mission select just doesn't have dif 4 or above

[hollow mirage]

i haven’t seen that yet

[warm maple]

I have plenty of times

[hollow mirage]

but if you say so

[warm maple]

We don't do dif 4 anyway

[gritty summit]

there are penances that i'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to do if you don't do them in specific special conditions like 'Endless Horde'

add needing that to a high difficulty

[fervent tapir]

the game said 57/64 people

[gritty summit]

i'm talking about penances that ask you to kill X amount of enemies in X amount of seconds

[bitter granite]

Battlefield players when they see a map that isn’t the length of a military base

[hollow mirage]

veteran only has some that are difficulty specific, which is why i asked

[warm maple]

Game bad in its current state

[fervent tapir]

i hate locker locker can die in a fire whoever made locker deserves to die

[gritty summit]

the progression system after level 30 is just stupid

and it doesn't take that long to get there

[warm maple]

I knew it would have a bumpy launch because Fatshark in incapable of having a good launch but I didn't expect it to be this bad

[fervent tapir]

locker is a giant dustbowl where nobody has uber and there's 30 people on each team

[warm maple]

I haven't gotten to level 30 on any of my characters

[thin locust]

13H and completed Wonderlands.

[fervent tapir]

why can't i find a good server wtf

ugh

[fervent tapir]

sad

[vagrant patrol]

L

[hollow mirage]

hitting 30 on anyone actually seems like it does take a while

[gritty summit]

i got to 30, focused on getting good weapons, didn't get good weapons cause shops are rng based, contracts system was fucked so it was even harder to get the currency. I just got to the point where i was opening the game every hour checking the shop for it being full of trash

[warm maple]

Oh yeah

[gritty summit]

oh also, crafting system doesn't even work

[fervent tapir]

what game are you guys talkin about?

[warm maple]

I hate the shop too because fuck having to wait hours for good stats or the gun you want

[warm maple]

Darktide

[hollow mirage]

that do be annoying

[thin locust]

Sounds good that i didn't buy that game.

[fervent tapir]

ah

[gritty summit]

we only have 2 of the 4 crafting features, and one of those 2 is also rng based

[warm maple]

Yeah wait a few years and maybe it might be somewhat better

[fervent tapir]

wasn't darktide free for some reason or something idr

[hollow mirage]

especially since i just felt let down by the boltgun after waiting like 4 rotations

[hollow mirage]

never was

[warm maple]

No it had a few closed betas

[fervent tapir]

must be thinking of something else

[balmy mason]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/378298910487085059/1028850924891938908/NPC_Cat.mp4

[warm maple]

cat

[vagrant patrol]

cat moment

[hollow mirage]

gameplay is good though

[fervent tapir]

ong

[gritty summit]

the game can be fun and all, but all the end game systems are so fucked that after a while there's no point

[vagrant patrol]

oh no rabbid

[warm maple]

I just hope Rogue trader isn't bad

[vagrant patrol]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAH

[gritty summit]

i had fun for like 80 hours, so not too bad

[balmy mason]

MICHEAL

[warm maple]

I hope we one day get a good 40k game

[balmy mason]

waot sjot that was the wrong

?????

[drifting kernel]

what

[warm maple]

[gritty summit]

and we still don't have solo mode or server selection, so high difficulty missions are unplayable for me

[balmy mason]

i mean to reply to the message below tha tone

[bitter granite]

No

[warm maple]

[drifting kernel]

bagel are you ok

[grim flicker]

no

[warm maple]

I don't get why 40k is so cursed when it comes to making games for it

[gritty summit]

surely we're getting solo mode December 2022

[balmy mason]

no

[proud wren]

fatshark moment

[warm maple]

[gritty summit]

[warm maple]

I think I can only name 5 good 40k games

[hollow mirage]

at least we got a private mode

be happy we got that at least.

or just constant pessimism.

[gritty summit]

i always play private mode, my server is fucking dead

[hollow mirage]

do whatever

[warm maple]

Dawn of war 1 & 2, Space Marine...

Ok I can only name 3 good 40k games

[hollow mirage]

space hulk

[warm maple]

It's hard to be optimistic when we've had barely any good 40k games

[gritty summit]

criticism =/= pessimism

[warm maple]

It's extremely flawed

[thin locust]

Dark crusade?

[warm maple]

Oh yeah

I forgor 💀

[hollow mirage]

how so

[thin locust]

All 3 old school were prime.

[warm maple]

The gunplay and enemies are boring

[hollow mirage]

wouldn’t call that “extremely flawed” but ok

i had a fun time.

[warm maple]

[hollow mirage]

being a big lad with a fireball gun

[warm maple]

The story is quite shallow too, it has a few technical issues too I've heard

[gritty summit]

you can have a fun time with a game that has problems

doesn't mean those problems go away

[warm maple]

It's fun using the flame thrower until you have no way to deal with long range encounters

[hollow mirage]

we were playing when my friend and I were teleported into the ceiling yea?

[warm maple]

Yeah

[hollow mirage]

that was funny

[warm maple]

It was funny

Oh yeah and the single player AI is near brain dead

[hollow mirage]

but like the way you explain the game makes it sound like you didn’t have fun when we played.

[warm maple]

The fun died down really quickly for me

[hollow mirage]

[warm maple]

It was fun to play with people again but eh

Constantly dying to Tyranids kinda sucks

[hollow mirage]

yea big bois sucked

but doable still. it was kinda just when we didn’t expect them shit went belly up

[warm maple]

Yeah

[hollow mirage]

Spacehulk did have a sorta progression system too, so i imagine they would have gotten easier with time

[warm maple]

Maybe Space Marine 2 will be good but I'm not holding out any hope

[hollow mirage]

i imagine boltgun will be

boomer shooter WH40k game

[thin locust]

I hope, It will be at least good as first game.

[warm maple]

I hope so

You know what I want?

[gritty summit]

Dark and Darker

[warm maple]

I want an official Chapter Master game

[warm maple]

That too

[gritty summit]

i'm just waiting for Wayfinder, Dark and Darker and Palworld

[hollow mirage]

Palworld i imagine is just gonna be a typical live service f2p but i’m still excited

[drifting kernel]

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1614331783209943042 lmao

Wario64 (@Wario64)

apparently Lost Ark players are getting banned from the game for...being inactive https://t.co/aSWyu1SHfQ

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Twitter · Jan 14, 2023, 6:41 PM

[hollow mirage]

yea that’ll teach em for taking a break from our game

[drifting kernel]

our shit game we dont know what to do with

[warm maple]

Who would of guessed

[gritty summit]

yippee, i probably got banned

[warm maple]

Being inactive is bad

[loud saffron]

mechanicus?

[warm maple]

I forgor 💀 about that too

Okay that's 5 good 40k games

[loud saffron]

mechanicus space marine and uh
that one fanmade one where you control a spice mareener chapter

[warm maple]

Ye Chapter Master

[loud saffron]

god i wish there was an official version of that one

[warm maple]

But that's a mod so I don't count it

I want it too

That game looks so good

[hollow mirage]

also isn’t that one orc game that came out recently pretty good, albeit a little short?

[loud saffron]

teef n shootaz n stuff

[warm maple]

I don't think it's out yet

[loud saffron]

yeah that one is like a 7/10

[warm maple]

Oh it is out

[loud saffron]

i'd rather play infiltration personally but its nice

yeah it is out

[hollow mirage]

7/10 good enough for me

[warm maple]

7/10 is good enough

[loud saffron]

its even better if you get a friend of course

[gritty summit]

[loud saffron]

lmao

[hollow mirage]

imagine playing with friends

[warm maple]

Imagine

[gritty summit]

imag

[thin locust]

What are friends.

[gritty summit]

food

[loud saffron]

the best warhammer 40k game
e.y.e divine cybermancy

[balmy mason]

fish

[hollow mirage]

oh yea, i have that

need to play it still

[loud saffron]

incredibly unhinged game

incredibly good too if you dont mind the jank

[modern schooner]

I keep getting a critical error when I try to open sonic generations

[hollow mirage]

jank isn’t always a bad thing

[modern schooner]

I just wanna go fast

[loud saffron]

its more the

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-classic-sonic-sonic-speed-sim-sonic-speed-simulator-yoinky-sploinky-gif-26048629

[loud saffron]

"we're using source and adding so much shit the engine is not happy" type of jank

[hollow mirage]

i dunno enough about source to know what that means

[loud saffron]

like maps so large the game physics start fucking up

the engine for half life 2 and team fortress 2

basically anything valve made after half life 1

[hollow mirage]

yea i know that much

[gritty summit]

and cs and lfd2

[modern schooner]

I just wanna play sonic

[gritty summit]

and ☝️ 🤓

[loud saffron]

and titanfall

[gritty summit]

and portal ☝️ 🤓

[hollow mirage]

source is good for movement

[loud saffron]

because respawn managed to wrangle source into working with the crazy bullshit they wanted the game to do

[hollow mirage]

i say that while people abuse tf outta momentum on source games

so it kinda is true

[loud saffron]

yeah sources' physics is part of the fun

[gritty summit]

bunny hop yippee

and cs go surfing my beloved

[modern schooner]

I guess no sonic generations for me

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-surf-gif-19363882

[warm maple]

Truuuuue

[hollow mirage]

Surf is all CSGO is good for to me

[loud saffron]

be when i backwards hop so hard i end up traveling to an alternate universe (unoptimal speedrun)

[gritty summit]

i spent like 400 hours surfing there

[warm maple]

I suck at surfing

[modern schooner]

I’ve never played csgo

[hollow mirage]

better than 400 spent on Dust 2

[modern schooner]

So I have no idea what surfing is in that

[warm maple]

I preferred doing rocket jump maps on tf2

[hollow mirage]

let’s do surf maps

[warm maple]

No

[gritty summit]

there's surf maps for tf2?

[warm maple]

Ye

[hollow mirage]

of course

it’s source and has community servers

[modern schooner]

What is surfing

Am I just not allowed to know

[gritty summit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-VQuQu2_lc

[hollow mirage]

sliding on angled surfaces at high speeds

[modern schooner]

Ah

[loud saffron]

because source funny moments

[warm maple]

Source moment

[thin locust]

Never learnt how to surf in cs.

[gritty summit]

it's really fun

[hollow mirage]

it’s really easy to learn

you just hold against the slope and hold in the direction you’re trying to move when in the air

wanna go right? hold D while moving mouse to the right

[warm maple]

You say it's easy but I failed every time

[hollow mirage]

you only have to use A and D to play. i think it’s mostly in the mouse movements

[gritty summit]

it's not that easy but yeah, easy to learn but hard to master

[hollow mirage]

mhm

[warm maple]

wah

[thin locust]

Same here.

[gritty summit]

i believe i got to top 10 on most maps in the server i used to play in, but was a chilean server so

trying to beat your own PR is really fun

almost like speedrunning

[thin locust]

Sounds dope.

[warm maple]

It's alright

[hollow mirage]

definitely easier to learn than rocket jumping I feel like

or the map you took me to that first time was just too much for a brand new beginner

[modern schooner]

video games

[warm maple]

Gaming

[modern schooner]

I just dealt 896 damage and I’m not even level 40 yet

And it was to one of the golden hand things

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-gif-26176788

[balmy mason]

night in the woods better

[hollow mirage]

maxwell

[gritty summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/934062419733536768/1038883655675818005/maxwell.gif

[hollow mirage]

he dances and plays music

[gritty summit]

is it the maxwell dance

[hollow mirage]

i dunno

[balmy mason]

furry

[fervent tapir]

chokepoint

[bitter granite]

No the last of us is the best, even the showrunner agrees with me 🤡

Before the last of us video games were just jumping in the head of mushrooms

[balmy mason]

ong

cant believe graphics changed so much inbetweeen the games

[gritty summit]

chris pratt

[bitter ridge]

Crispy rat

[bitter granite]

Chris Pratt us getting his own movie

auto correct what?

[gritty summit]

chris pratt the movie

[bitter granite]

Luigi and Toad are suppose to be part of it

[balmy mason]

the movie

[modern schooner]

Homophobic cat

He is mad about the gay flag behind him or something

[bitter granite]

Cats hate everything

[gritty summit]

turn them into a gay homophobic cat

[bitter granite]

So a Mormon?

[balmy mason]

he probably just wants to sleep

[balmy mason]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-black-man-staring-black-men-staring-black-men-men-staring-gif-25096788

[zinc moon]

Perfect

[fervent tapir]

what do i play bored

[gritty summit]

nfs rivals, antimatter dimensions, ror2, real

binupop in a nutshell

play uhh Tunic

[fervent tapir]

nfs rivals, antimatter dimensions, ror2, real

[zinc moon]

Stellaris

[balmy mason]

play tunic

play the nine sols demo

[proud wren]

outer wilds

[hollow mirage]

didnt iron your flag

[gritty summit]

3 more weeks for Dark and Darker playtest

[bitter juniper]

play barony

[proud wren]

5 more days for rain world DLC

[bitter juniper]

where deltarune 3

[gritty summit]

never

toby fox died

[bitter juniper]

oh no

[gritty summit]

[balmy mason]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-sir-yes-sir-meme-sir-yes-sir-oorah-gif-25635304

[bitter juniper]

pov: cod cold war

[bitter juniper]

im sorry guys I don't have memes on my laptop

[balmy mason]

damn

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-25261217

[gritty summit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1063231427363213342/1063980112242016287/311579190_5404397769679948_4777253733129299278_n.mp4

[fervent tapir]

filth

[vagrant patrol]

quite the glaceon fan

[fervent tapir]

whoops

[balmy mason]

trolded

[warm maple]

He's mad because you don't iron your flag

[modern schooner]

We don’t have an iron, and it’s like that cuz it was folded up super small when it got here

[warm maple]

[drifting kernel]

guys do you think it's full

[gritty summit]

go to your hive to make honey

[drifting kernel]

youre right

i should

[gritty summit]

i watched a friend stream how he made pizza in roblox yesterday, felt therapeutic

[drifting kernel]

death

[gritty summit]

[drifting kernel]

yeah

[gritty summit]

did you just like grab a bunch of missions or is that everything you need for just one thing

[drifting kernel]

one quest

[gritty summit]

that sounds painful

but good luck

[drifting kernel]

hehe

[gritty summit]

wait is that 48 real hours?

[drifting kernel]

yes

[gritty summit]

🤯

[drifting kernel]

200 HOURS OF WAITING LMAO

[gritty summit]

real

[drifting kernel]

make it 213 because he hasnt respawned yet

[gritty summit]

what happens if someone else kills it

[drifting kernel]

its per player

[gritty summit]

ah

[drifting kernel]

this game has some weird per player and per server stuff tho

[gritty summit]

well it's not that bad

sounds like a shitty way of daily time gating

[drifting kernel]

i mean it makes sense considering the pollen

this quest used to be the final quest in the game

and i have gear added after so

[gritty summit]

i think i tried Roblox once and i don't even remember what i played

i think it was some naruto shit with levels and stuff

[rigid plank]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-npc-design-gif-22891538

[fervent tapir]

Roblox game design moment

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-steam-drake-teaching-meme-gif-24494590

Repost

[hollow mirage]

roblox on steam when

[modern schooner]

Never

[fervent tapir]

Valve is probably already pissed with all the Roblox rip offs of their games

[bitter ridge]

stares at shit like typical colors when tf2 is already "f2p"

[fervent tapir]

Lmao

Their parents don’t wanna pay the $2.50 for a key

Honestly tf2 is pretty good as a f2p ||for a roblox player||
An 8 year old would be scarred from tf2 chat
Be eaten alive by trading in a real game
And probably won’t be good enough or play enough to fill up the f2p backpack

[bitter ridge]

poor ass children

[fervent tapir]

@bitter granite another for the folder ^

[tidal raven]

L

[tidal raven]

[Your account cannot send messages.]

[fervent tapir]

Read point 1
If a Roblox player tried to interact in a chat with no filter and no experience with people above the age of ten how would it go

Oh wait is chat filter turned on by default

In tf2

[gritty summit]

why

[fervent tapir]

most sane pointcrow video

[drifting kernel]

I learned how to macro this fucking game

[balmy mason]

roblox sucks ass

thats my review

anyways i've played a lot of it

[fervent tapir]

the only bearable games on Roblox are ripoffs ||demakes|| remakes of better real games

[drifting kernel]

Only bearable game on roblox for me is bee swarm simulator

(I have gone clinically insane)

[balmy mason]

best game is combat warriors ong

[balmy mason]

(he became a roblox player)

[fervent tapir]

Run

[balmy mason]

also speaking of clinically insane lemme find something

[drifting kernel]

Im letting this macro while i play pokemon

[balmy mason]

?????

[fervent tapir]

What

The what am I looking at

[oblique radish]

the image of all time

[fervent tapir]

yes

[gritty summit]

same

[fervent tapir]

It’s literally morbius the image

I’m so confused by all of it

It’s like the image representation of starting Warframe
Complete and utter confusion
That image is deep

My life is changed

[balmy mason]

undertale rpg (calamity mod update)

https://www.roblox.com/games/7734941266/Fixed-Armor-Stacking-UTMM-Calamity

[gritty summit]

kung fu panda

[balmy mason]

this isnt a joke its a hellspawn

[gritty summit]

tf is this, it doesn't even have a description

[balmy mason]

its roblox undertale rpg calamity mod update

[gritty summit]

[balmy mason]

im not sure either

i found out it existed like 2 days ago

[modern schooner]

I might have to go to a thing early in the morning tomorrow

[gritty summit]

same

[modern schooner]

I hate having to wake up early

It sucks so much

[gritty summit]

my brain doesn't work in the morning

even if i get enough or more sleep than usual

[modern schooner]

Same

Also, considering how I can never sleep before 3, I’ll probably be running on 4 hours of sleep at most

[gritty summit]

what is that gif

[balmy mason]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-roblox-gif-22168397

[gritty summit]

why did i ask

[modern schooner]

Why indeed

[gritty summit]

have you tried going to bed like really early, or do you just stay awake anyway

[modern schooner]

If I go to bed early, I just lie in bed awake until when I normally get to sleep

And being in bed with nothing to do is not good when you’re depressed and anxious

[gritty summit]

relatable

Wayfinder playtest invites happening in a couple days yippee

surely i'll get an invite

[next sedge]

fuck I want to play battlebit but the next time the servers are up is next tuesday 😭

[fervent tapir]

Fun

[gritty summit]

fuck me i guess

[balmy mason]

play it

[fervent tapir]

I refuse

[balmy mason]

good

it isnt really fun

like at all

[fervent tapir]

lol

[fervent tapir]

bagelzzz always has the most bussin shitposts

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ihl-gear-neco-arc-gif-26313697

[vagrant patrol]

gone

[fervent tapir]

parry this filthy casual

repost

[vagrant patrol]

damn furries got alot of damn power

[gritty summit]

what

[fervent tapir]

The unfathomable power of the sun
The furry in question:

[balmy mason]

furries are forces to be reckoned with

mainly just because if they have 1000 dollars to spend on a fursuit they have 36 dollars to spend on a pipe bomb

[vagrant patrol]

yes this is an obvious fact

[fervent tapir]

never thought of it that way

huh

[vagrant patrol]

5*

don't get me started on the ones that workout

[fervent tapir]

guh?

[balmy mason]

i dont believe those exist

also most people who work out probably wouldn't mail you a pipe bomb

[fervent tapir]

they are the pipe bomb

i mean uhhh acceptance i love every person for who they are

[vagrant patrol]

they break into your house

[fervent tapir]

what.

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-gif-24740753

[vagrant patrol]

why do 3 people have premium

[fervent tapir]

you can only buy premium edition now

[next sedge]

queued up for the bz servers?

[vagrant patrol]

huh

[fervent tapir]

yep

[vagrant patrol]

the fuck?

i get premium priority i guess

like unironcally

[fervent tapir]

yeah it's like a dmc5 thing
game's so old the "special edition" is the only way to buy it

i gotta queue for bz
best servers in the game tbh

the only ones that do conquest large with no dumb restrictions or hardcore that are still alive

[bitter ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-reaction-vergil-reaction-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-gif-26427732

[balmy mason]

the chair isnt real guys

[hollow mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/cereal-throw-angry-guy-out-of-milk-gif-14265412

[balmy mason]

no milk

lack of dairy product

[hollow mirage]

when i’m fishing with Skrillex and he keeps dropping the bass

[vagrant patrol]

lactose intolerant

(just tolerate it idiot)

[hollow mirage]

just tolerate it, it’s that easy

[gritty summit]

i love milk and i'm lactose intolerant

[vagrant patrol]

[i'm unironcally lactose intolerant]

[balmy mason]

i am going to play roblox undertale calamity mod rpg

[gritty summit]

didn't you just say it isn't fun at all

[balmy mason]

i also said that i was going to eat a brick

[gritty summit]

are you eating a brick

[balmy mason]

maybe

[tidal raven]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-archeology-stone-jerma-eating-rock-man-eat-stone-gif-20662870

[gritty summit]

yummy yummy in my tummy

[fervent tapir]

Classic other games

[balmy mason]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-jerma-man-eat-glove-man-eat-glove-glove-good-eat-glove-gif-25711669

[vagrant patrol]

Hamburger Helper

[drifting kernel]

Nice argument

Unfortunately

https://tenor.com/view/バルファルク-モンスターハンター-襲撃-爆発-valstrax-gif-24334715

[atomic spear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/270272381401038858/1063866932920590356/1dxwmkcgx2ca1.webp

[balmy mason]

thats cool and all but fuck i love sekiro

sekiro 2 when

[fervent tapir]

I thought that was a metal gear ray kill me

ugh bz cycled to locker

[modern schooner]

The mid boss for ||void quest|| was so ridiculously easy I didn’t believe that it was the mid boss

I was just sat there thinking “surely that wasn’t it”; it took looking up a guide for the area later on to make me accept that it was actually the mid boss

This is the first time i’ve ever not believed a video game when it told me that a boss fight was a boss fight

[fervent tapir]

i just one shot this dude with a smoke grenade launcher that was so cool

"thoomp" "ribbon noise"

instant replay was off sadge

theres a door behind that smoke

another choke

[proud wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW7Rh3yGuJw I did not know that the orbiter could look anything like this

makes me want to decorate my orbiter more

[fervent tapir]

weirdos decorate their orbiters

the only decoration i have is a floof that sits on my nav console

[proud wren]

i spend most of my time in the orbiter so

[balmy mason]

i want

[fervent tapir]

what's goin on over there

[next sedge]

@modern schooner

[fervent tapir]

find the chokepoint ep3!!!

[modern schooner]

Uh

[next sedge]

that's what will be coming when you eventually play it

[modern schooner]

Terrifying

[fervent tapir]

AAAAHH THEY GOT 4 CHOKEPOINTS

kill me

[next sedge]

lol Locker is still better than Metro

[fervent tapir]

fair enough

ok we're back to the main choke now

[next sedge]

also, shotgun + frag round users can go die in a violent car accident

[fervent tapir]

there's one kicking our butts

i'm running engineer though so i'm a hypocrite

oh thank god it's over

[next sedge]

everyone who uses a Saiga 12 or the DBV-12 shotgun are also troglodytes

[fervent tapir]

i'm not proud

i wish i had ucav on this account

[next sedge]

do you have the phantom bow?

[fervent tapir]

nope

hahahahhaha

[next sedge]

git gud

[fervent tapir]

can't be bothered let me spam rockets in peace

[next sedge]

use the P90 for metro

[fervent tapir]

the rc car in question

[next sedge]

it's a great map to do a little trolling

[fervent tapir]

i quite literally have not unlocked the p90 yet

[next sedge]

RIP, you'll have to make do with the MP7 then

[balmy mason]

https://tenor.com/view/army-grenade-twerk-private-funny-gif-25632155

[fervent tapir]

account is so new don't have that either

lol

[next sedge]

OOOF, not even teh CBJ

[drifting kernel]

Ok chat im gonna sleep with this macro runner and tell you how much honey i make, am at 5.8 bil

[fervent tapir]

yeah
i wish my playstation save would carry to pc

stock isn't ideal but at least they give you a gun with some attachments at the start

no stinky iron sights

[next sedge]

the MX4 is fairly decent at least

the only bad starter weapon is the UK-100 for Support

[fervent tapir]

yeah

thankfully i don't enjoy support very much besides mortar shenanagins

and ucav

ucav funny

me walking around hearing "pshoow pshoow"
the recon in question

like just one shot me already

As Val more like ass Val amirite /j

[next sedge]

it literally translates to ass whale in swedish

[fervent tapir]

Lmao

[modern schooner]

The 8-bit I’ll face myself remix is amazing

Not as good as the regular one, but it’s funny

This fucking baby hit me so hard my pc decided to stop working with my monitor

Second time my pc has stopped sending visuals or whatever to my pc, maybe I should try to see what’s up with that

Oh my

My pc might be having the same issue it had last year now

Really fuckin hope it’s not though

Why

The fuck

Will it not work

I don’t wanna be without my pc for multiple weeks again

[next sedge]

what's the problem?

[modern schooner]

It’s not wanting to work with my monitor

And the few times it has it’s not booting up all the way

It had the not booting up right issue last year and they had to replace the driver

[bitter ridge]

Could be the hdmi cord being wonky or the capacitors are blown

[modern schooner]

The not wanting to work with the monitor could definitely be a problem with the cable

[next sedge]

have you swapped cables?

[modern schooner]

Wait, it seems to be working again

It is

But it has removed the option to turn Bluetooth on

I was kinda using Bluetooth

And by kinda I mean I kinda depend on it to hear cuz all my working audio stuff isn’t wired

[proud wren]

thanks region chat

[next sedge]

this post brought to you by wired gang

but hey ,at least you have visuals for now

[modern schooner]

I have shit luck with wired headphones

Cats chew them up immediately, or I drop and break them in a week

[next sedge]

I've been using bose wired buds for a while, still going strong after god knows how long

[modern schooner]

The longest lasting pair of general use wired earbuds I’ve ever had died on me a month or two ago

They lasted around a year

[next sedge]

could also try your luck with a pair of Sony ones, usually about 10-20 bux

for earbuds that is

[modern schooner]

I’d rather just stick to Bluetooth