other-games

[bitter granite]

Using zerker skills to super buff the graveborne’s nuke skill and being able to spam it endlessly

Also things to note for chambers:
Bonus objectives give 50% more crystals
All crystals are auto collected when you enter the portal

[hollow mirage]

oh

that’s handy

[bitter granite]

That’s why I never run around and collect them since they are auto

[modern schooner]

Ohhhh

That’s nice

[bitter granite]

Random clawbringer trying to be a spellshot in the back

@hollow mirage I have a item for you

I don’t need it now since I got a better one

It’s my dark magic buffmeister

These are what buffmeister gives, it’s a spell btw

You will get 2 of the sound, this one I’m giving you has Pew and Bonk

[hollow mirage]

Raised by Elves just feels like its always the best choice for non DLC traits

[bitter granite]

Village idiot is the best non dlc trait

[hollow mirage]

oh because of the crit damage

[bitter granite]

Village idiot is also the best for stabbo because stabbo likes crit

[hollow mirage]

fair enough

but crit chance

and skill cooldown

[bitter granite]

Crit chance doesn’t matter with stabbo

Stabbo doesn’t rely on their skill like other classes

[hollow mirage]

what about the status damage

[bitter granite]

Status damage is sexy but only after you have a high crit melee damage

[hollow mirage]

i see.

welp off I go I guess

[bitter granite]

But general nerfed by bunker master and village idiot are the best two overall

But depending on what you plan on building others will be better

[hollow mirage]

i never realized how thicc the robot is

damnnnn

[bitter granite]

My blight has nerfed by bunkermaster

[bitter granite]

Their bottom half is a big wheel, what you except

Dummy thick robot

[hollow mirage]

I FORGOT I MADE MY CONTROLS KEYBOARD ONLY

ok ok ok im doing this only tonight

[bitter granite]

Get fucked

But for backgrounds as long as you don’t pick one that is bad for your class than it’s whatever

Myth rank will give you a +10 into all your stats which negates most negative ones

Assuming you put your points into those stats on myth rank

[hollow mirage]

I went for those first on the other character

got those first 4 things maxed before moving onto the next nodes

[bitter granite]

Good

Myth rank carry between all characters

[hollow mirage]

oh damn

[bitter granite]

I might make a new character actually

Replace my spore maybe

Yea fuck it making a new character

[hollow mirage]

I just realized I cant ADS

[bitter granite]

Cry

Tbh I barely if ever ADS in borderlands games

[hollow mirage]

well, I barely used it on my other character so not a big deal

[bitter granite]

Dommy mommy or short queen

[hollow mirage]

dommy queen

[bitter granite]

Tall spore warden

Wait no, my clawbringer is already Dommy mommy and so is my spellshot kinda

[formal atlas]

These “if pokemon were real” tweets are driving me insane

[bitter granite]

Spore warden will be short queen just like my stabbo is a short king

[bitter granite]

@hollow mirage you won’t get any of your myth rank stuff til you hit 40

[hollow mirage]

i know

but its nice that it carries over

[bitter granite]

Tbh I like that change

Nothing having the over level system available on a level 1 character

[hollow mirage]

god i hate this

and its starting to make my wrist hurt

yea no this sucks I aint doin this. I tried, it sucks about as much as I expected

oh the game referenced that I had already beaten the game previously. neat

[bitter granite]

Gaming time

Playable dragon lord in BL when

All the characters on board in wonderlands are actually alive and have their own individual thoughts and actions they take

There is a lot of stuff behind but just know everything is actually real and alive

Anything that is put on her board is granted life

[hollow mirage]

had a feeling

[bitter granite]

You can tell since dragon lord hijacks the story towards the end taking Tina’s control

[hollow mirage]

you also learn that near the start too

he mentions something about him not being under her control or something

[bitter granite]

Forgot how much I loved the beginning section

[hollow mirage]

I dislike the lack of mail guns

I cant cheese the game by being gifted high level guns that I can sell for loads of cash

[bitter granite]

Sadness

SDUs cost too much for me to spend them on anything else

[hollow mirage]

cooldown of ability is way too long. imma dump some points into cooldown for now

and movement speed skill

i gotta go fast

[bitter granite]

Your speed stuff is pretty useless starting out

Better to just focus on raw damage and crits

[hollow mirage]

i guess

[bitter granite]

Til you get the zerker’s speed stuff your speed to damage bonus isn’t gonna make much of a difference less you also have speed gear

[hollow mirage]

but speed

zoomies

[bitter granite]

Don’t know what second class to go for my spore

[hollow mirage]

although one of these is just more damage to almost everything

[bitter granite]

Don’t want to go stabbo second class again since that would be too easy

[hollow mirage]

OOOOOO

that would pair nicely with the uh....clawbringer stuff where I deal fire with guns

[bitter granite]

The whole right side of the tree is for status effect builds

[hollow mirage]

middle seems to be speed, and left is damage

[bitter granite]

Middle and left both have speed and damage stuff

[hollow mirage]

yea this is where I started to believe they were alive, at least he was

[bitter granite]

Stabbo is like the only class where all the stuff for a certain build is on side of the tree

[hollow mirage]

that whole "they cant hear me" thing

[bitter granite]

Actually wait and Blightcaller, all wars buffs are on right side

Forgot spore likes guns, ricochets, and ability spams

[hollow mirage]

looks right to me

[bitter granite]

My ability scales off all my gun damage bonuses which is hot

Along with having 3 charges and shooting multiple times ricocheting arrows

Might make a fire damage spore warden build with the Blightcaller

[modern schooner]

It’s also where I thought it, but it also caused me to think of the question of: are we the person playing bunkers and badassess with Tina, or are we their character?

[bitter granite]

You are the character

[modern schooner]

Because if we were the person playing it with her, we wouldn’t have been able to hear him say that either

[modern schooner]

Yay, I can finally stop having my brain fried

[bitter granite]

The dragon lord convinces you to go against the player and Tina also

Since the character are alive if they were made normal size they would be some of the strongest vault hunters

Dragon lord pulling up on the destroyer

[modern schooner]

Perhaps next borderlands game it’ll happen

[bitter granite]

Probably won’t

[modern schooner]

Probably not

But it’d be cool

[hollow mirage]

as cool as the whole customizable character is, I hope it doesnt stay for BL4

[bitter granite]

Wonderlands and Borderlands are separate franchise that just take place within the same world(kinda)

[bitter granite]

Same, works for wonderlands since it’s DnD but would not work for borderlands

[modern schooner]

Yeah

All I want from Tina’s in the main series is melee weapons

[bitter granite]

I prefer having established characters with lore

[modern schooner]

Same

[bitter granite]

Big ass goofy ass circle ass

[hollow mirage]

is....whatever the woman Zer0 has a crush on's name the reason why our characters are british

just clicked 2nd time playing. Tina saying "im stealing that accent too"

[bitter granite]

No that’s just the voice you picked

[hollow mirage]

both of the ones i've picked I think are british

[bitter granite]

Lorelei is Paladin Mike

[hollow mirage]

yea her. couldnt remember that name for the life of me

I chose a different voice and this one still says "innit"

[bitter granite]

Lorelei gave Tina advice on making her campaign and she decide to include Lorelei’s DnD character in the game, Paladin Mike

[modern schooner]

Which I like a lot

I like Lorelei

[hollow mirage]

I find her a little insufferable

[bitter granite]

Now they go by Lor since they transition from female to male between BL3 and New Tales

[formal atlas]

Because of the british?

[hollow mirage]

their voice hurts my ears.

[modern schooner]

I haven’t played tales, pog

Trans men are cool

[hollow mirage]

dont care if their british, but I just hate their voice

[bitter granite]

There was quite a lot of queer characters in BL3

[modern schooner]

Ye

[bitter granite]

They confirmed Tina was Bi

[modern schooner]

Yay bi Tina

[bitter granite]

Can’t forget the hammerlock’s wedding

[hollow mirage]

when a lot of characters suddenly become queer in a series, makes me skeptical

Hammerlock has been gay since BL2, so thats whatever

[bitter granite]

Every vault hunter in BL3 is queer

[modern schooner]

I wouldn’t say Tina wasn’t bi in 2

[bitter granite]

FL4K: non-binary asexual
Amara: Bisexual
Moze: Bisexual
Zane: Pansexual

[hollow mirage]

ok thats too much

[bitter granite]

Don’t know why they gave us this info but they did

[hollow mirage]

because it makes the devs look more inclusive

[bitter granite]

Borderlands has always been inclusive with characters

[modern schooner]

I thought FL4K being enby and ace was cool, and I liked amara’s being bi, didn’t know about the other two

[hollow mirage]

but you cant just make every single one of them lgbtq whateverthefuck

thats too much imo

[bitter granite]

I remember moms got mad at Gearbox for having a gay wedding dlc in a kid’s game

Who’s mom thought BL was a kid’s game?

[hollow mirage]

fine with the whole Lorelei transitioning to Lor, and Hammerlock, but all 4 vault hunters?

[bitter granite]

Overwatch does it perfectly fine

[hollow mirage]

And TINA??

[modern schooner]

I will always remember the log thingies in bl2 where jack threatens to kill scientist lady’s wife

[bitter granite]

Amara and Moze kinda confess to being bi when they talk to some of the other female characters

[modern schooner]

Because for some reason it bothers me immensely

[hollow mirage]

I hate it because it feels like pandering more than actual character writing

[modern schooner]

I haven’t played much moze

[bitter granite]

Zane I think in one of his audio logs he says a lot of stuff about being romantic involved with everything and everyone

And FL4K was confirmed by Devs

King FL4K

[modern schooner]

Anyways, I am going to lie down and probably hate my body now, goodnight

[hollow mirage]

night

[bitter granite]

Morning

[bitter granite]

@hollow mirage another tip, all crit chance increases are multiplative

[hollow mirage]

they just add onto eachother

I had a feeling since they’re pretty low numbers

[bitter granite]

Explain: Stabbo’s 30% passive increase is adding 30% of 5% to your current 5%

[hollow mirage]

wait so that’s an actual dogshit passive

because that’s only like 1% more

[bitter granite]

That’s how crit works in this game yep

[hollow mirage]

actual garbage

[bitter granite]

Same with the dexterity stat which is why nerfed by bunkermaster is so good

[hollow mirage]

F tier passive

[bitter granite]

Dex being the only negative literally does not affect you

Crit chance is just your chance to crit without hitting a crit spot

It doesn’t really matter since you’ll be aiming for the crit spot most of the time

[hollow mirage]

god what a let down

[bitter granite]

I might just make a new character for every class that has nerfed backstory since it’s only a buff with no downside

Gives me -16%, which reduces your crit chance to 4.3% which doesn’t matter because crit chance only matters for melee and spells

[hollow mirage]

just unspec from crit chance on my other character too while i’m at it

fucks sake. here i was using electricity thinking I was getting a nice little flat 30% bonus crit or something

nah.

[bitter granite]

Most spells and melees can easily crit even without the dex increase

I thought you had caught it when I was explaining to trash guy the the other day

Was just reminding that how’s crit chance works

[hollow mirage]

i don’t think i was around

[bitter granite]

Wtf

[hollow mirage]

ah can’t say that.

whatever. it’s stupid.

[bitter granite]

Only one skill has ever had addictive crit chance

[hollow mirage]

there’s a reason warframes mods add so much % because it makes sense

[bitter granite]

And that was clawbringer’s shock and awe skill, which was the only good thing about clawbringer before they got buffed

It would was flat 30% crit chance increase added and not multiplied

[hollow mirage]

if that’s the one where it’s for dealing shock damage, good

[bitter granite]

They changed it to multiple since it was a bug that it was additional

[hollow mirage]

[bitter granite]

Only one I feel should be add is the stabbo class feat

[hollow mirage]

honestly

[bitter granite]

The rest I’m fine with being multiple

[hollow mirage]

because jesus, your passive being a whopping 1% or so extra crit chance is garbage

[bitter granite]

They didn’t want another repeat of FL4K’s addition crit

[hollow mirage]

I was confused why I didn’t feel like I was critting more

[hollow mirage]

and they did it wrong

if you’re gonna go multiplicative, do bigger numbers

[bitter granite]

I might just go stabbo for my secondary class for my spore run

Also having a new character with max loot luck gives me a lot of good items early on

[hollow mirage]

ugh. whatever. doing stabbo for melee run anyways

[bitter granite]

Most class feats don’t make a difference tbh

That’s a lie, Blightcaller, spellshot, and zerker have amazing class feats

Spellshot is built around the class feat making it powerful as hell(spell damage goes brrr)
Blightcaller basically just has permanent 25% damage buff
Zerker gets 10% multiplative frost damage added to all attacks

The companion class feats are all pretty bad with the only possible exception being Spore’s mushroom

[hollow mirage]

I feel like Clawbringers bird would be better if they had more health

the bird does have some big aoe stuff

[bitter granite]

Problem with clawbringer’s dragon is that they design it to be like a main companion monster so you can make a companion build around it

Which is where the problem begins

If you want a companion build you are better off using a class that can buff or gains buffs from multiple companions and not just one

Graveborne, Blight, and Spore being best in that case since they can buff all companions and gain buffs from all companions

Companions build are built around the fact you have multiple

2 companions isn’t gonna cut, you want at least 4 or more

But the problem as a whole with clawbringer is that they are seperate too much trying to do too much

Blightcaller does the same thing but their seperate of stuff is all combo together by the fact that they all revolve out status effects and elements to do those different things and if built correct can do everything at once perfectly

Clawbringer’s stuff has no connection, very deattached skills that don’t do much to help or build off each other, which is painfully clear the further down the tree you get

[hollow mirage]

it’s a shame that legendary armor I got that said it periodically would teleport hydras never did

unless that meant i legit had to spawn them myself, which would be stupid

i’m noticing a trend of things being badly worded or just way too vague if so

[bitter granite]

It only teleport your hydras if they are far from you

Which your hydra would never be far from you so it’s effect is basically useless

Only thing it does do really is extend duration, which doesn’t matter when you can easily get more before the duration runs out to replace the old

[formal atlas]

any thoughts on that exoprimal game?

the one hero hordeshooter where you fight dinosoars that fall from space time orbs in the sky

https://tenor.com/view/exoprimal-trex-t_rex-dinosaur-kick-gif-26351685

apparently you can control the dinosoars

according to this gif??

[bitter granite]

50/50 on it

Looks really good and really bad in some areas

Also just reminds me too much of EDF and wonder why not play that classic series

EXCEPT FOR EDF 2025, FUCK THAT GAME

Armageddon was sexy

[formal atlas]

Oh yeah

I see the EDF in it

[formal atlas]

simple thing really, spoiled gamers dont want old looking games

[bitter granite]

Entitled more like it

If a game is even 3 years old they will call it bad because it looks too old

That it if it doesn’t look realistic enough

People judge everything off art style now

Non-realistic art style = bad kids game

[formal atlas]

oh yeah which edf should I get into if I'm a fresh fan

I care more about gameplay than story so idm the story skips since I can just catch up with an hour long video essay lmao

[bitter granite]

Story is basically the same, kill big bugs in city

[formal atlas]

4.1 or 5

[bitter granite]

Everyone has a different opinion on the best one but in my opinion Insect Armageddon is the best one

I should reinstall insect Armageddon

[formal atlas]

also does it have a matchmaking thing?

[bitter granite]

Don’t remember

Been a long time since I played any of them

Oh cool, forgot I had EDF 2017

Xbox gave a bunch of EDF games for free at one point so got most of them

[formal atlas]

which do you think has the most active playerbase?

[bitter granite]

Probably PC since EDF was super late on hitting console and most console players don’t even know it exist

Wait no your talking games

I assume the most recent would have the most active

Don’t know what the most recent is since they release too many of them I just focus on the ones I like

Installing 2017 and IA now

[formal atlas]

Are these games usually played solo or is it a matchmaking thing

[bitter granite]

Like I said I don’t remember, I mostly played them solo since I’m a solo player

[formal atlas]

aaaaa I cant decide

but I did put 4.1 in the cart because mmmm 8gb space required

seeming better than 30

[gritty summit]

uhhh what just happened

[wispy loom]

my only guess is that someone on the team was hit with radiation and accidentally 1shot you

[gritty summit]

cryopod went from 78k to 0 in a second

[wispy loom]

looks like a rad porc, idk from who to who

[fervent tapir]

the lich

most likely

[wispy loom]

hm, it does have a Knukor

[gritty summit]

guh

[warm maple]

Guh

[hollow mirage]

lich with a radiation weapon

you or a teammate got a radiation proc on them, causing them to 1 shot the defense objective

yea I can see the lich has a radiation nukor

[atomic spear]

https://youtu.be/YiheyJXISPQ

[gritty summit]

@modern schooner is Pokemon V/S easy in general or just the beginning? cause my starter is killing everything

[hollow mirage]

ye, radiation weapon

le funny friendly fire proc

[warm maple]

A little bit of trolling with a rad proc

[warm maple]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/1610358176293031936

Average spy gameplay

[analog crypt]

TF2 moment

[limpid sequoia]

Isnt it like that since

Gen 3

[proud wren]

cheststab

[gritty summit]

i dunno, i remember gen 4 and 5 feeling somewhat difficult

after that i stopped playing Pokemon

[small wren]

This. So much.

Pokémon started becoming easier and easier since Gen 6, in X/Y you get your Kalos starter, a Kanto starter with its Mega stone, a lv15 Snorlax pretty early, a free Lucario also with its Mega stone, and the poster legendary that can easily steamroll through the villain team boss. And let's not start with the XP share...

[gritty summit]

yeah, i guess the game feels fine if you're into exploration/collecting mons. But the game is filled with tips, the fights are easy, you get objectives in a minimap, you can make your pokemon autobattle and collect stuff

[small wren]

And almost forgot, even before you can get said Snorlax, you can catch a Honedge, which evolves into one of the most broken mons of that same generation

[modern schooner]

It’s just easy, honestly. I beat level 65s with my level 40 at one point

And doing that wasn’t even hard

[gritty summit]

oh well

[modern schooner]

I think I one shot most of the elite four, too, and I think I did that before maxing out my main mon

[gritty summit]

oh damn, i was expecting the elite four to be somewhat difficult

[modern schooner]

They’re just gym leaders, pretty much

The only good thing about the elite 4 is that the best character makes a return as an elite 4

[gritty summit]

[modern schooner]

Not from a different game though

Just a character from earlier in scarlet/violet

Goddamnit, my appointment got rescheduled

I’m going back to bed now

[gritty summit]

again? or is it a different appointment now?

[modern schooner]

It’s a different one, but still stupid

[limpid sequoia]

Oh I remember why I left Warframe

No idea what the fuck to do

I could get a Necralisk and actually progress the history but

Eugh.

[tidal raven]

"Just grind" 🤓

[limpid sequoia]

My brother in Christ I have over 700 hours

All I have done is grind

[tidal raven]

I only have 200 and felt the exact same way when I dropped it

[limpid sequoia]

MR0-8: oh boy this game is fun, I'm slowly but steadily getting stronger
MR8-18: I want to drop kick god in 10 different ways
MR18-Legendary 1: how fancy can I look while breaking the game at a fundamentally basic level

And they are all farming stupid relics.

[tidal raven]

EXACTLY

Im probably gonna snap if I see a void relic again

[limpid sequoia]

Axi jumpscare

[hollow mirage]

Necramech is nice to have at least

assuming that’s what you meant to say, “a necralisk” isn’t quite right

[analog crypt]

[small wren]

[hollow mirage]

it does open up more stuff that you can do as well. little by little you’ll get powerful archon shards to put on your frames

[tidal raven]

I just bought my corn bot

Via trading of course

I hate open world enough im not farming matierials in it

[hollow mirage]

i’ve made 3 or so. 2 voidrigs and one bonewidow

made one for a friend so they could just get right into new war or something

[bitter granite]

Maybe I will pick it up again

Thought they were done with the game after the dlc

Nope nvm first update on half a year and this update was suppose to come out in July

Seems they never said it was delayed just that it was coming

[bitter granite]

Welcome to modern Pokémon

Been like that since gen 6

[gritty summit]

only reason i'm playing it is cause a friend wanted to try multiplayer, but i might give up soon

at least i still have Animal Crossing

[bitter granite]

It’s why I prefer rom hacks tbh

Besides rom hacks being better than actual Pokémon games they keep up the difficulty so you don’t overpower everything

[gritty summit]

i found some mods for Pokemon Violet that makes it a bit harder, but then i'll probably won't be able to play multiplayer

[bitter granite]

I remember struggling with the villain team in Pokémon prism I think it for and that was pretty fun even though my team was like half pseudo legendaries I still had to put up a fight

[gritty summit]

also looking at NPCs moving at like 5fps when they are 10 meters away from you is funny but painful

imagine an optimized Pokemon with Temtem difficulty

[bitter granite]

Yes

Make it so I don’t have to just click one button to win

I prefer temtem’s stamina and hold system over the PP system

[modern schooner]

I’m sure temtem’s endgame battles are far more difficult than the school battle tournament in scarlet/violet that can literally be beaten by just spamming A with a single Pokémon on your team

[bitter granite]

Even the first few trainers you fight are harder than that

Unless your like me and get a tanky girl with full defensive and offensive move set

Use all my buffs than just sit there and go in

[modern schooner]

Honestly, my guess as to why Pokémon is easy now is because they wanted the people who love eeveelutions and pikachu to actually be able to beat the game

So my actually decent Pokémon are too much for it

[bitter granite]

They are targeting kids and want to make it as easy as possible for kids to beat

[modern schooner]

Makes sense

[bitter granite]

Previous games weren’t easy enough for kids to beat so they had to make it braindead easy

[modern schooner]

There should be difficulty modes then

[bitter granite]

EXACTLY

[modern schooner]

Ranging from easy as heck to actually challenging

[bitter granite]

Give us like 3-4 difficulty to pick from

[modern schooner]

Then maybe I wouldn’t be able to beat a level 65 Tera Pokémon with a Pokémon that was less than level 40 with ease

Is temtem a payed subscription game? If not, I might grab it

[bitter granite]

No it’s not

[modern schooner]

Oh fuck yeah

[bitter granite]

Only thing there is a premium cosmetic shop

[modern schooner]

Well, I can live with that

[bitter granite]

And a battle pass that honestly think everyone forgot even exist

[modern schooner]

As long as no tems are locked behind it I’m good

[bitter granite]

Battle pass is also just purely cosmetic, no boosters or anything at all

[modern schooner]

YAY

[bitter granite]

This isn’t Overwatch

Everything you will need in terms of gameplay and QoL are all in the game no extra payment

Also the game is a mmo so you will find a lot of other players running around, game also support crossplay and coop story mode

It a pretty long fucking story to like you got some meat to work with

[modern schooner]

Can you coop the main story? Because if so, that would be awesome

[gritty summit]

you can

[modern schooner]

Ooh

I shall have to bring this up to my mom’s boyfriend, perhaps we can play it together

[gritty summit]

is it on Switch?

i wonder if it's cross-play

[modern schooner]

I don’t know if it is on switch

[gritty summit]

yeah looks like it is, but might as well just get it on Steam

[modern schooner]

Ye

[gritty summit]

@bitter granite i'm reading Temtem reviews on steam and all the negative reviews are people saying they got randomly banned

[modern schooner]

With the coop, can you actually play the game together, so like, do story battles and stuff?

[bitter granite]

Wtf

[gritty summit]

yeah

[modern schooner]

Ooh

[gritty summit]

you can read dialogue together, battle together yadda yadda

[modern schooner]

Yeah, this is a game me and him should play together

[bitter granite]

It’s on switch, but here it has performance issues, expect of anything game on switch

[gritty summit]

there's an auction house if you're into MMO economics, or just wanna mess around with it

so you can buy and sell Temtems there

[bitter granite]

And you also have endgame raids, roguelite battles, competitive ranked battles, and safari hunting

[modern schooner]

Roguelite???

Oooooooooh

[atomic spear]

https://youtu.be/nNF5bEPu4nU

the worst part is that it won't be pokemon mystery dungeon

[gritty summit]

elden ring moment

[modern schooner]

Looks disgusting 👍

[atomic spear]

tfw no total conversion pmd mod for elden ring

[gritty summit]

doesn't even have to look realistic at all, botw is a beautiful cartoonish game

[atomic spear]

why won't fucking nintendo make a pmd dungeon crawler with character customization / fursona generator

is this timeline so cruel to deny us this?

[gritty summit]

are 'nintendo' and 'fursona' allowed in the same sentence

[atomic spear]

sorry i meant isekai character

[gritty summit]

is there any info on a new console from nintendo?

[drifting kernel]

We need a furry isekai

Nvm im sure it exists

[bitter granite]

there is two

[gritty summit]

there's a lot of furry characters in isekais usually

[bitter granite]

Redo of Healer has the best furry characters in isekai

Enough said

[gritty summit]

Ishuzoku Reviewers has a hyena dommy mommy so false

[bitter granite]

Not isekai

[gritty summit]

close enough

[bitter granite]

@gritty summit @warm maple

SNAIL TOUCH EVENT IS GETTING A MOVIE

[onyx loom]

yeah i heard about this awesome one, so it's like white and rectangular ish, and get this, right, you barely even have to use buttons, you just swing the controller around like it's you in the game

[bitter granite]

Does it have the usual stick drift feature

[rigid plank]

https://tenor.com/view/ambush-kitten-cat-gif-25916754

[gritty summit]

sign me the fuck up

[atomic spear]

Post pics

[tidal raven]

New VR headset looks kinda fire

[gritty summit]

[tidal raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/922375770498818088/1057725657708232764/Shut_up.gif

[gritty summit]

awooga mommy

[modern schooner]

Awooga mommy

[warm maple]

[gritty summit]

is it possible that we can die by just watching the movie

[bitter granite]

Long as you don’t touch the snail while it’s on screen

[modern schooner]

I feel like shit, yay 👍

[bitter granite]

I hear Player347 will be in the movie

[gritty summit]

me on a daily basis

[modern schooner]

I fortunately don’t usually feel like this anymore, so when it happens I’ve kind of forgotten how to handle it, if I ever knew in the first place

[bitter granite]

@gritty summit @warm maple think we are about to see a massive story arc

Player347 posted his plans

[warm maple]

Gonna report him for ban evasion

[gritty summit]

wtf no

i shall start a civil war

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

He just wants to be on earth

Let the funny man live

[warm maple]

Never

[modern schooner]

Never

[gritty summit]

he will rule us all

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-im-unbanned-gif-22722749

[warm maple]

Hot take but Cyberpunk didn't deserve Labour of love

[gritty summit]

stray wins

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

Wait there was love?

[warm maple]

Probably not

[bitter granite]

They don’t care about indie games unless it’s for the indie game category

[warm maple]

wah

[bitter granite]

You heard me

[warm maple]

Reddit moment

[bitter granite]

Indie games are bad because they are low budget and aren’t triple A realistic looking games

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

Plus they are always some 2D or pixel looking garbage

[gritty summit]

i know you're being sarcastic but please don't say that again i'm gonna snap

[warm maple]

[bitter ridge]

Imagine if tf2 got it despite it not fitting it

[bitter granite]

Anyways I have to get back to playing Destiny 2, the best shooter in years that every is trying to copy

[warm maple]

I'm gonna get you banned in the next patch notes Ashen

[bitter granite]

Do it

I will work with Player347 to overthrow the devs

I’m the inside man

[warm maple]

sus

[bitter granite]

Sussy

https://tenor.com/view/why-so-serious-joker-why-so-sussy-sussy-boy-sus-gif-21382122

[rigid plank]

im making a mod pack fuck you

[warm maple]

sus

[bitter granite]

I’m going to have this man in the back hunt you down

[warm maple]

Bet

[bitter granite]

We call them Doctor Pride, lord of swing around that one staff he’s holding

[modern schooner]

Oh yeah, I can actually play ttwl today

[bitter granite]

Good

[hollow mirage]

it was a cool staff

[bitter granite]

I woke up Dr

[hollow mirage]

morning

[bitter granite]

Morning

[hollow mirage]

mornin

[warm maple]

Morning

[bitter granite]

Morni

[gritty summit]

morni

[warm maple]

I’m dying

[modern schooner]

Same

But inside

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-quotes-2022-gif-25634866

[hollow mirage]

[warm maple]

I'm technicly dying on the inside since I got a cold

[gritty summit]

it's too hot today my brain is melting

[bitter granite]

Only hot people don’t die on the inside

[warm maple]

Darn

[modern schooner]

All the more reason to wish I was hot

[warm maple]

[modern schooner]

Instead of really skinny

[bitter granite]

@hollow mirage our character is British because medieval

[hollow mirage]

a shame really

[bitter granite]

Confirmed British people are old

[gritty summit]

is Moose old

[bitter granite]

Just how everyone on the moon was Australian
everyone in wonderlands is British

[hollow mirage]

yes

[warm maple]

Wuh

Nooo

I'm not old

[gritty summit]

we are

[warm maple]

reee

[hollow mirage]

you’re older than me, therefor, old

[bitter granite]

Anyone over 18 is old, we are using gen Z logic

[warm maple]

wah

[hollow mirage]

wait no i didn’t agree to this

i’m not old

[modern schooner]

I’m not old then, because I am 18

[hollow mirage]

technically you are over 18, since it’s not your birthday. old

[bitter granite]

It’s been at least a day since you turned 18, there for you are older than 18 exactly

[modern schooner]

[bitter granite]

Only goose is young here

[gritty summit]

welcome to the old club

[modern schooner]

I’m old

[bitter granite]

Everyone else is old

[warm maple]

I will cry

[gritty summit]

i'm older if that makes you feel any better

[warm maple]

How old are you?

[hollow mirage]

boomer

[gritty summit]

one year older than you

[modern schooner]

Now I’m an old depressed lady, rather than a young depressed lady

[warm maple]

waah

[bitter granite]

Shroom

[warm maple]

No butt?

[gritty summit]

death

[bitter granite]

This is all you get

If you want more ask Dr or play game

[warm maple]

Good

[rigid plank]

dont worrk abouyt this

[bitter granite]

It says rar, sus

[warm maple]

rar xd

[gritty summit]

x3

[balmy mason]

this makes a lot of sense

(fujimoto is the mangaka of chainsaw man)

[hollow mirage]

@bitter granite rate the new pfp

AI generated margaret thatcher as a dark souls boss

[bitter granite]

Haven’t changed for me yet

[warm maple]

I hate it

[hollow mirage]

:)

[bitter granite]

Still has yet to change

[warm maple]

Good

[analog crypt]

It's a curse

[gritty summit]

puppy

[bitter granite]

don’t evolve it into ugliness

[gritty summit]

a random level 24 birb appeared and almost wiped my whole team

@modern schooner what is LP

[drifting kernel]

league points

[gritty summit]

league of legends

[drifting kernel]

think you get it from pvp? maybe?

[glossy gulch]

I tried

[gritty summit]

oh my god a rare destiny 2 player

[hollow mirage]

weird

[gritty summit]

i hate your pfp Doc

[hollow mirage]

I do too

[modern schooner]

Another currency, I’d save it for making TMs though

[glossy gulch]

I have more fashion from destiny but i’m too lazy

[bitter granite]

Dr pfp still hasn’t changed for me

Hey it changed now

[hollow mirage]

im changing it back to a classic

[warm maple]

Good choice

[bitter granite]

Eww British grandma

Anyways gonna go blow up the ocean now

[hollow mirage]

good

[bitter granite]

Torgue best bard

Change my mind

[modern schooner]

Igglybuff

Stare it down

[bitter granite]

DINGALING ON THAT THINGALING

[modern schooner]

And then kill it

[gritty summit]

[bitter granite]

I’m getting a bunch of TFD videos recommended to me now

Clicked on one and the first thing they said was: “let me show you this new destiny like game”

loot and classes = Destiny

Never been done before Destiny

[modern schooner]

This makes me want to murder

[hollow mirage]

I can see the similarities though

but honestly its more warframe-like than destiny so far

[gritty summit]

the hub gave me Destiny 2 vibes

that's it

[warm maple]

I hate gamers

Not everything is D2

[bitter granite]

Hazel is on the wonderlands

[warm maple]

Good

[hollow mirage]

yea same

[warm maple]

D2? More like get some bitches

[hollow mirage]

thats the only part that was Destiny like

[glossy gulch]

No. I will not get bitches

[hollow mirage]

the rest was Warframe

[bitter granite]

Time to pick my second class for my spore playthough

[hollow mirage]

which im not gonna argue against, Warframe has good systems

[warm maple]

Spore? As in the evolution game?

[bitter granite]

No

[warm maple]

:(

[hollow mirage]

yes

[gritty summit]

new Destiny 2 DLC

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

@modern schooner chambers?

[modern schooner]

Gimme a sec, then we can do em

[bitter granite]

Why are twitch streamers so bad at yugioh

Feeling second hand embarrassment watching them

[modern schooner]

Because they suck

[bitter granite]

They have been playing it for at least 3 months now and still suck at the game when it usually only takes even the worse players 1 month to pick up the game

They don’t know what their own cards do they just let the chat make their decks and do all their moves for them

Chat also doesn’t know how to play

[modern schooner]

I am now ready to chaos chamber

[bitter granite]

Okay getting on my Blightcaller

[rigid plank]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-goose-dancing-duck-meme-duck-dance-eminem-duck-dance-eminem-goose-dance-gif-18910181

[bitter granite]

Going Mistdancer on my spore warden

[modern schooner]

Why thank you

[bitter granite]

Bad egg is best for melee builds

Especially for stabbo

Than live wire I already told you

Luckily that bad egg is a near perfect roll just have to reroll the enchantment

[modern schooner]

Thanks!

[bitter granite]

@modern schooner I got a god rolled twin soul

[modern schooner]

Nice

[bitter granite]

Out of a random chest

[modern schooner]

I got multiple twin souls, both suck though

[bitter granite]

RIp

Minor amount of crystals to spend

[modern schooner]

I don’t know what to spend them on

[bitter granite]

And got a Perfect roll on this ring I’ve been farming, status effect damage goes brrrr

[modern schooner]

Maybe melee to get a new banshee

[bitter granite]

Try and get a new banshee

Also look for some good melee armor and rings, amulets

[modern schooner]

Snake stick

[bitter granite]

@modern schooner get a buffmeister spell if you can that has a bonk roll on it

What each word on buffmeister means:

[grim flicker]

hey does anyone know if the xbox app prevents you from using a pc accessory like a joystick

[rigid plank]

boom

[bitter granite]

Legendaries go brrr

[modern schooner]

YAY NEW BANSHEE

And it’s cryo!

[bitter granite]

Make sure it has echo

Cryo is perfect

[modern schooner]

It has warrior

[bitter granite]

Damn, it will do still

[modern schooner]

Still way better than my previous one

[bitter granite]

Since I soak enemies they all take increase cryo and lighting damage

Reduced fire damage

[modern schooner]

There is so much loot on my screen

I’m good to go

[bitter granite]

Welcome to high chaos levels

[modern schooner]

I got a pew kchow buffmeister

The worst one for me

[bitter granite]

RIP

[bitter granite]

Wait, what element and tier

Pew and kchow are good for me

[modern schooner]

Ascended poison

[bitter granite]

Give

Poison is kinda sucky cause I already do high poison

Dark magic is best for me but poison is nice

[modern schooner]

Ooh, gun

Dlc

[bitter granite]

If you want any of those, they might help you

None of them help me

[modern schooner]

I can’t use stabomatic cuz dlc

Ooh

[bitter granite]

No stabo for you

[modern schooner]

It doesn’t make me zoom as good as my current one

I must now go tell someone about temtem, farewell for now

[bitter granite]

I have buff for you

[modern schooner]

Why, thank you

And farewell for now

[bitter granite]

Now go get more TemTem gamers

[hollow mirage]

looks kinda like Gunfire.

and it was released before

[modern schooner]

He has been informed of temtem

[drifting kernel]

gunfire went into early access before it

and plus roboquest has an identity crisis and cant decide what the fuck they want to do, for well over a year and a half now

[hollow mirage]

got it from a giveaway so I can give it a try

[gritty summit]

a thing

[warm maple]

The orb

[modern schooner]

orb

[hollow mirage]

SEA MONSTER

[gritty summit]

auuuuuugh

[warm maple]

Subnaughtica moment

[hollow mirage]

nice spelling :)

[warm maple]

Shut up

[gritty summit]

subnauuuugh

[warm maple]

I can't spell

[hollow mirage]

subnauseous

[warm maple]

nauseous

[warm maple]

Warframe

[bitter granite]

My status effects did enough damage to skip two of dragon lord’s immunity phases

Truly status effect gaming

[gritty summit]

how did that go

[modern schooner]

He said it might be worth a look

[bitter granite]

Change it to a yes

[gritty summit]

sounds good enough

[bitter granite]

Why is this in my recommended

I’m scared

[warm maple]

Me too

[hollow mirage]

getting furry stuff in your recommended, somethin you wanna tell us Ashen?

[drifting kernel]

I get like, trans asmr stuff in my recommended

First off why
Second, why

[bitter granite]

My search history clears me of all allegations

[hollow mirage]

what about your watch history

[bitter granite]

My watch history is just a bunch of movie recaps

[drifting kernel]

EW

[bitter granite]

They are recaps for movies I’ve already seen

[drifting kernel]

how shitty are the titles

[bitter granite]

I just randomly play them in the background when I get bored of music

[bitter granite]

They always try and make a one sentence description of the movie that sounds sexual as all hell

Example of one: “man learns how to time travel so he can save the world and clap from girls”

I don’t even know what movie it was tbh just remember that title being so fucking dumb

[drifting kernel]

the best ones are the anime ones

and 9/10 for isekais theres a chance the recap is the fucking title lmao

[warm maple]

Ossu

Weeb

[bitter granite]

It’s the name of a place in wonderlands

[warm maple]

[signal tartan]

What should I search to find builds that look like this

[bitter granite]

Yes

[warm maple]

He angy

[bitter granite]

@modern schooner time for the hardest boss in the game

[modern schooner]

Yup, definitely the hardest

You don’t stand a lechance

[bitter granite]

I don’t have chance

Three Bones and LeChance best gay couple in gaming, change my mind

If you don’t believe me go play their epilogue quest in the pirate cove than come back to me

[hollow mirage]

Angus and Gregg from Night In The Woods

[bitter granite]

They are not pirates, there for no

[warm maple]

New Mandela effect just dropped

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/1610748352806666243

[bitter granite]

Wha, me confused

[modern schooner]

I can’t

[gritty summit]

grass swallowed my present

[modern schooner]

It does that

Why it happens is because there’s no empty tiles for it to be on

[warm maple]

I was in the grass

[gritty summit]

give it back

[warm maple]

No

[bitter granite]

Can I do the acrid

[bitter granite]

Who’s stopping me

[gritty summit]

them

[bitter granite]

Who is them

[warm maple]

Me

[gritty summit]

why is Moose orange

[bitter granite]

Your not allowed to do anything without all 7 deadly sins in agreement

[gritty summit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gjsAA_5Agk

[warm maple]

wah

[warm maple]

I've been orange for a while

[gritty summit]

i just noticed

[warm maple]

[gritty summit]

[bitter granite]

I remember when I was red

[hollow mirage]

ive always been pink

[modern schooner]

I was pink for a while, then orange, then pink again

[bitter granite]

Got a ascended frost buffmeister, nice

Came with pew and bonk, guess I’ll use it for my zerker

[fervent tapir]

i love not playing the game

[warm maple]

I thought that was Dwarf Fortress for a second

[fervent tapir]

i hate the fact that they have every logic statement except "and"

if i want 2 conditions i have to do 2 conditionals

yucky

🤓

nerding out rn fr

[warm maple]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/1610776191233064960

[hollow mirage]

game is Shotgun King

[warm maple]

No it's Chess 2

[hollow mirage]

chess roguelike

[modern schooner]

Chess 2: shotgun boogaloo

Die

[drifting kernel]

@gritty summit you want me to refund furry feet right

[bitter granite]

Me when chess 3:

[gritty summit]

ye

[bitter granite]

Sinner

[drifting kernel]

ah ok, we try again

i submitted a refund like a few days ago and i guess it got lost, so we try agane

[gritty summit]

weird, usually it takes like a day for approval

[proud wren]

shotgun king is pog af

should be more known

[proud wren]

i can't see shit

[hollow mirage]

ive noticed that happens when you close the star chart while youre being talked to by the sortie antagonist, and you have a sister

I believe

[proud wren]

this did happen

i want to kill my current sister so bad but i don't have the right requiem mods

[drifting kernel]

ok it went through thank GOD

[bitter granite]

My money nkw

[gritty summit]

[drifting kernel]

i have saved you

[hollow mirage]

shame

[bitter granite]

Sinner

[drifting kernel]

now you must type the minos prime intro monologue

[bitter granite]

No

[proud wren]

look at all those buttplugs

[bitter granite]

Is it a gun

[gritty summit]

why do you have so many buttplugs

[proud wren]

fissure doubled my ability STR

[warm maple]

You can never have too many buttplugs

[bitter granite]

Don’t make me go farm the buttplug in BL3

[proud wren]

41 buttplugs

[hollow mirage]

good good

right still gotta forma my Baruuk and finish the build

I rushed to build and then im just not playing him

[proud wren]

i used up all of my requiem relics and got all of the mods that i didn't need

[modern schooner]

Why would you ever need that many buttplugs

[warm maple]

@bitter granite

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/kidnap-ready-to-go-ready-packing-revenge-gif-14345059

[hollow mirage]

sharing is caring

[bitter granite]

I still need to fill the blank in my name

Give me something to fill it with

[hollow mirage]

I think we got an out of context folder moment?

[modern schooner]

I really don’t want a pre-owned one, thanks

[hollow mirage]

to the folder with you

[modern schooner]

[warm maple]

Her first ooc moment

[modern schooner]

I wanna say I had one before

[warm maple]

Probably

[modern schooner]

But if so, it would literally only be one

[bitter granite]

Why did it come out so choppy

[hollow mirage]

good

to the folder!

[bitter granite]

I can’t get it to come out normal

[hollow mirage]

also its youre, not your

you forgot an e

[bitter granite]

Too bad

[vagrant patrol]

can i eat said folder

[bitter granite]

This is your other one but more sushiba

[proud wren]

to share

also to warm them up before i share them

[vagrant patrol]

ok wifi router

[bitter granite]

They just removed it a few weeks ago, wha

[vagrant patrol]

he has awaken

[grim flicker]

OUT NOW

[vagrant patrol]

never

[vagrant patrol]

ok i'm staying inside

[bitter granite]

Looks like exoprimal may be coming to game pass, no reason to not try it now

[clear temple]

whats the difference with the normal version

?

[bitter granite]

Far as I know enhanced is the normal

[hollow mirage]

16x the detail

[bitter granite]

@modern schooner LeChance Dommy mommy?

He’s a fucking giant

[modern schooner]

He do be

[bitter ridge]

bone zone dommy

[bitter granite]

Where is you on story human

[bitter ridge]

uhhh finished the GTFO mission

[bitter granite]

Doing side quests, got it

[rigid plank]

what have i missed

[tidal raven]

ROCKET LAUNCHER
IS BACK

[balmy mason]

they removed it??

[bitter granite]

Nemmy that’s a shotgun

[balmy mason]

it looks like an ai generated image ngl

one of those images where you cant name a single item in the photo

[tidal raven]

Yeah they replaced it with the snowball launcher
Then after christmas they added it back

[tidal raven]

Nah bro thats an RPG destroying a mf

[rigid plank]

so it was disabled for a event

[bitter granite]

Nope that definitely a shotgun

[gritty summit]

but you just said pistol

[bitter granite]

When

[gritty summit]

there right before you edited

[bitter granite]

That wasn’t me

Never even the same name

[rigid plank]

nope its a rock

[bitter granite]

Game: this mission is too hard for you, your underleveled
Me: level 17 vs level 23, I like my chances

These enemies are dying too easily

[rigid plank]

when scaling is not good

[modern schooner]

What’s the window to refund games on steam? Is it 2 weeks, or am I remembering wrong?

[rigid plank]

2 hour of play time and 2 weeks of owning

[modern schooner]

I know what the play time is, and it’s 2 hours, just didn’t know how many weeks

[rigid plank]

2 weeks

[modern schooner]

That’s what I thought

I’ll go ahead and buy temtem today since it’s the last day it’s gonna be on sale, and if I don’t get to play it with who I’m buying it to play with I’ll refund it

[rigid plank]

meth

[bitter granite]

The scaling is fine I just have so many damage buff early in the game it isn’t far

[rigid plank]

ah

i thought the scaling was shit

[bitter granite]

Spore warden like debuffing enemies and buffing their gun game

[bitter granite]

This game is the rare occasion Gearbox actually makes a balance game, the scaling is fine

[rigid plank]

huh

[bitter granite]

I’m just a mad man who got lucky and have multiple damage buffs stacked on top of each other

A lot of fire and gun damage mostly

[rigid plank]

i dont have money

[bitter granite]

Cry

[proud wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970543327176982538/1043551313830629426/BULLY_THE_FURRIES.mp4

[rigid plank]

fuck you

[vagrant patrol]

fuck off

[bitter granite]

Me when they ask why I’m making a extinction bomb

[rigid plank]

what about me

[bitter granite]

You better get off planet before I finish the bomb

[rigid plank]

welp

[bitter granite]

I’m too low level to even use mission rewards

[rigid plank]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-the-markiplier-is-that-the-bite-of87-gif-19770814

[open cedar]

When the Brutal Orchestra (it really is brutal)

[rigid plank]

https://tenor.com/view/factorio-gif-25793390

[proud wren]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-dance-cat-vibe-cat-vibing-leila-gif-24155594

[rigid plank]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-nuts-fatnuts-gif-20569641

[proud wren]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-shakes-you-violently-gif-24929527

[modern schooner]

No, I have erotic thoughts about women dominating me

[rigid plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/970407013291016273.gif?size=44&quality=lossless

[proud wren]

No. I have thoughts about patting my cat.

[modern schooner]

I also have those

[open cedar]

I have erotic thoughts about Osman and Sinnoks

[rigid plank]

i just want to be loved

[modern schooner]

My head is full of gay thoughts, game thoughts and cat thoughts

[open cedar]

Same

[proud wren]

a head full of gay thoughts seems quite horny

[modern schooner]

Only sometimes, honestly

[open cedar]

Indeed

[modern schooner]

Maybe once a month

[rigid plank]

i just want to be loved not hated

[modern schooner]

Usually I just think about being snuggled by a tall lady

[open cedar]

Why would you be hated?

[modern schooner]

I know why I would be hated

[open cedar]

🫃

Mandatory pregnant man emoji

[rigid plank]

im a pessimist and sarcastic not many ppl like that

[open cedar]

...same

[modern schooner]

I’m fairly pessimistic, and definitely sarcastic

Maybe that’s why I only have two irl friends

[rigid plank]

i got my dads side of genees

[gritty summit]

you can be pessimistic and sarcastic and still be likeable

[rigid plank]

so im very stubber and pessimistic and sarcastic

[modern schooner]

I’m not stubborn, but I am very petty

[rigid plank]

im ugly

[modern schooner]

Same

[open cedar]

Same

[gritty summit]

petty doesn't mean pretty

[open cedar]

Petty and pretty are different words

[rigid plank]

shut ut

[gritty summit]

???

[open cedar]

Wha

[rigid plank]

my brain

shut

[vagrant patrol]

is this considered out of context?

[rigid plank]

i hate my brain sometimes

[open cedar]

It happens

[rigid plank]

i also wish i didnt have a slow metabolism

[modern schooner]

I wish mine wasn’t so fast it was impossible for me to be anything more than a stick

I’m tired of being so skinny

[open cedar]

I feel indifferent about my body shape so idk

[modern schooner]

I hate my chest and my hips, shape-wise

[vagrant patrol]

hello i have become

[rigid plank]

funny thing i hardly eat anything and i look the fuckin same

[drifting kernel]

hold on i wonder

[modern schooner]

I hate a lot more than just that, but those are the only shapewise things

[drifting kernel]

nevermind

i was gonna see if i can have a purple name from the twitch ping role but if i tried

[vagrant patrol]

pain

[drifting kernel]

i still have the fucking cleansed role

[rigid plank]

ima disappear now before i get really sad

[proud wren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/861243804295364639/1059561410264309780/ball-basket.gif

[proud wren]

that is just too perfect

[bitter ridge]

hm

[gritty summit]

how to become cleansed

google search