other-games

[balmy mason]

i rolled several 3s and 4s whilst trying to play music

[bitter granite]

It’s kinda a 50/50 on if your attack will land since you need either a odd or even number base on the damage type

[digital hamlet]

So a god could attack a rat, roll a 17, and miss?

[bitter granite]

Decided to change the numbers and values for things making them from scrap rather than just copy and pasting the DnD ones

[balmy mason]

probably not because 17 is a very high roll

[bitter granite]

Yep, but there are way to modify the dice rolls

[balmy mason]

and i imagine that a rat wouldnt be that hard to hit

[digital hamlet]

I don’t think always having <= 50% chance to hit would be very fun imo

[fervent tapir]

"whoops missed that lightning bolt"

[bitter granite]

There are dice modify which I added but they aren’t on this page of infomation

[balmy mason]

well too bad and also half of the time you end up attacking once every like 10 minutes

[bitter granite]

Most dice modifications are class specific that allows for a higher chance or a guarantee hit since the 50/50 chance was mostly for the gambler side of me but not everyone likes a gamble

[fervent tapir]

skill issue should've just used telekinesis to move the dice to where you wanted it

[bitter granite]

actually yes

[balmy mason]

weighted dice be like

[bitter granite]

Just be like me and use weighted bullets in a game of russian roulette

[fervent tapir]

dr 72 hours for your beloved

[bitter granite]

Oh yea, I meme’d a bit with goblins

Elves might have the strongest race ability so I decided to fuck them over a little so they rarely if ever get to use it

Just realized automation has one of the worse negative stats that in lore makes perfect sense for them

Massive decrease in arcane damage but they are robots, only living things have arcane energy within them so they would have a crap ton less

[jaunty spade]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

I got trapped under wooden rubble

[digital hamlet]

Quickswap to water, shoot up, jump

[jaunty spade]

And for some reason it started burning

[digital hamlet]

Oh yeah uh good luck lmao

Kick it

[jaunty spade]

Yeah that shit was a few runs ago

[digital hamlet]

Oof

[jaunty spade]

So I died in my panicking

[digital hamlet]

Just stick with it for a while
You’ll eventually find something worth
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/954483637137576068/1006259393689550848/noita-20220808-105424-609104440-00119210.gif

[jaunty spade]

me before playing Noita: “This game looks interesting and fun hopefully it won’t be too challenging”
Me after playing Noita: https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-god-of-war1-god-of-war-fall-fall-meme-gif-25892538

[digital hamlet]

(And then die to a propane tank)

[jaunty spade]

Really like this game tho CANT get past the coal pit tho

[digital hamlet]

Watch some dunkorslam on YouTube, his most recent vid helps with wand building

[jaunty spade]

But 5 hours in and I want to KMS

[digital hamlet]

I’m 60 hours in and uh
Still haven’t won yet
Or even gotten to the fifth area :/
Patience is necessary

[jaunty spade]

I understood the basics of spell building mostly through just putting shit together and accidentally killing myself one time because I thought brimstone explosion fires a projectile

I found this funny idk

[proud wren]

It’s fun to watch people do op shit in noita

[jaunty spade]

The problem for me Atleast is actually getting to that point

Because this game hates you as much as spleunky

[proud wren]

When I played noita I got to that point once and I still wasn’t having fun

I dropped the game soon afterwards

[jaunty spade]

Well I am having “fun” even without that

[proud wren]

nice

[fervent tapir]

noita when i uhm uh i uhm idk dont play noita

[jaunty spade]

It feels so nice to just experiment of what you and with the world around you

Then die to 4 pixels of magma

[bitter granite]

Finally put all this stuff on a google docs, easy transfer

[proud wren]

I like getting my shit kicked in when it comes to dark souls but not when it comes to noita

[fervent tapir]

noita players when i post a random out of context image

[jaunty spade]

Went down the Roguelike rabbit hole so much that I too like to get my shit kicked in a lot

[fervent tapir]

that sounds...

[jaunty spade]

I also got Celeste

Which is an actual mistake later on

[digital hamlet]

It’s more complicated than 5d chess with multiverse time travel on steam now for 11.99 I think

[jaunty spade]

Refunded ROR1 tho not my cup of tea personally

[balmy mason]

noita makes me want to die

[proud wren]

damn

[jaunty spade]

And now I can save for Darkest dungeon II

[balmy mason]

not because its hard i just dont enjoy the game

anyways thinking about buying spark 3

[proud wren]

Same

[bitter granite]

I need to make another class, or just rework the Mechamancer so I can add them

[proud wren]

I also feel the same about Celeste

[balmy mason]

oh good fucking luck making classes

[proud wren]

Ig hardcore platforming isn’t my kinda game

[balmy mason]

personally I'd just keep the classes and at most make subclasses

[bitter granite]

Classes are usually easy for me to make but I’m trying to find ways to make more unique ones

[jaunty spade]

Remember not liking a game because it’s not for you it’s fine. Shitting on the game needlessly it’s not

[proud wren]

true

[bitter granite]

I want to add at least one more class

[balmy mason]

i only do that to certain games and i cant think of one

[bitter granite]

I got tribes of Midgard recently and hate it so I’m just gonna ignore it’s existence, least I got it for $5 so it’s whatever

[fervent tapir]

the only game i unironically shit on is ark
because it is ark

[jaunty spade]

I finished end is nigh (not the secret ending) and I had “fun” so Celeste was OBVIOUSLY a buy

Can’t wait to get to farewell

[balmy mason]

yeah but basically the classes can just be subclasses to make everything much easier

[proud wren]

I wanna finish bloodborne but I hate the limited blood vial thing

[bitter granite]

I plan on making subclass after but still feel like there is a class missing

[fervent tapir]

kill the disabled

[balmy mason]

artificer be like

[bitter granite]

I might just throw some random ones into scrapped and maybe add them later

[proud wren]

I have to farm enemies for like 20 minutes to fight a boss and die

[bitter granite]

Truly

[jaunty spade]

Blood vials? Oh god I got reminded of the crimson court dlc from darkest dungeon game that I am currently playing through

[proud wren]

Then repeat the process

[balmy mason]

artificer could probably be a stand in for most of the shit

[fervent tapir]

not like that smh you maniac

[jaunty spade]

Fuck crimson curse

[balmy mason]

there is also the bloodborne class that i dont remember the name of

[jaunty spade]

I hate mosquitos too

[balmy mason]

op as shit iirc

[bitter granite]

There is one class in this world that is kinda overpowered

[fervent tapir]

nice

[bitter granite]

So I gave them one big weak point

[proud wren]

Nice

[jaunty spade]

I accidentally consumed blood and realized I can eat things

[fervent tapir]

wha

[proud wren]

Consume

[balmy mason]

what game

[jaunty spade]

IN NOITA

[balmy mason]

oh what????

[proud wren]

vore

[jaunty spade]

SAFE TO SAY I DRANK ALOT OF WHISKEY AND ATE WEIRD FUNGUS

[fervent tapir]

rule no 1
do not start a sentence with "i accidentally consumed blood"

[proud wren]

There’s worse sentence starters

[jaunty spade]

WHICH IS THE NOITA EQUIVALENT OF DRUGS

[fervent tapir]

true

[bitter granite]

I accidentally injected brain juice into my veins

[indigo marten]

one time i consumed so much alcohol i exploded

in noita ofc

[proud wren]

This

[fervent tapir]

real

[proud wren]

Awful sentence starter

[jaunty spade]

One time I ate an entire pool of oil

In Noita obv

[fervent tapir]

one time i consumed so much antimatter i annihilated everything in existence
in antimatter dimensions guys don't worry ||this is the matrix||

[bitter granite]

Golden out of context moment

[balmy mason]

moment

[jaunty spade]

What the fu

[proud wren]

Sus doc

[fervent tapir]

wudong

[balmy mason]

destroyer

[proud wren]

no

[fervent tapir]

aw man

[balmy mason]

it was large destroyer

[bitter granite]

Name a number between 1-52 and I will post that out of context picture

[balmy mason]

50

[proud wren]

49

[fervent tapir]

1

hahaha losers

[jaunty spade]

Can you eat the flesh of living creatures in Noita tho

[bitter granite]

50

[fervent tapir]

😼
wait fuck

[digital hamlet]

Pi

[bitter granite]

49

[digital hamlet]

They have to be dead first :(

[bitter granite]

1

[balmy mason]

45

[proud wren]

Wtf is doc gettin up to in them dms

[jaunty spade]

Yes but can you eat them tho

[digital hamlet]

Yes I think?

[bitter granite]

Only me, Dr, and Moose have the context

[fervent tapir]

doc when

[digital hamlet]

Don’t remember trying

[proud wren]

doc how

[fervent tapir]

doc when i throw his harrow prime into the incinerator (i am next)

[jaunty spade]

Also apparently I play as Mina and the progress says that I killed myself in a run

[bitter granite]

Think that’s a evil one but let’s see

[proud wren]

Feed it to helminth

[digital hamlet]

Mina is Swedish for “me” I think

[balmy mason]

im in one of them and i dont know which

[bitter granite]

That’s extra big one I posted earlier was 45

[digital hamlet]

“Noita” is the same language for “witch”, which also refers to the player

[jaunty spade]

That’s neat

[balmy mason]

when

[fervent tapir]

goose

[balmy mason]

oh yeah that one

[digital hamlet]

Yeah the game was translated from said language, which is why all the enemy names are wacky

[balmy mason]

iirc i was procrastinating on a project

[bitter granite]

What goose said was bad enough but than you made it something else

[bitter granite]

Wha

[digital hamlet]

Horrible

[fervent tapir]

rule no 2
no homo unless otherwise specified

[proud wren]

I just found that

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-what-wha-wut-wdym-gif-17945675

[digital hamlet]

[proud wren]

I thought that it was a good image to share

[fervent tapir]

smash

[digital hamlet]

Delet it

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-frog-fist-gif-11650164

[proud wren]

Frog punch

[fervent tapir]

sad

[bitter granite]

Welcome, shared some of your OOC pictures

[hollow mirage]

ok

[bitter granite]

Any other numbers before I close down the folder

[proud wren]

26

[balmy mason]

reference real

[proud wren]

42

27

[digital hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/559901517985873921/1041975155603296256/image0.jpg

[fervent tapir]

average sushi message

[proud wren]

Wtf

[balmy mason]

ashen what is the worst thing in the folder

[fervent tapir]

fr

[jaunty spade]

Ok so in the intro Mina wakes up in-front of the mines, thing is how much weird fungus did he/she consume to pass out in-front of the mines

[bitter granite]

Uhhh

[fervent tapir]

[balmy mason]

he apologized

[proud wren]

Uhh

[bitter granite]

I can’t even post it here

[fervent tapir]

guh

[balmy mason]

ok

[hollow mirage]

thats just him with literally anybody, not just dva

[balmy mason]

why pharah though

[proud wren]

Dm it to me?

[balmy mason]

send it to me aswell

[digital hamlet]

You don’t wanna start learning the lore now
It’s payday 2 levels of complex

[bitter granite]

Ping field

[jaunty spade]

Guys. Why do I see my name in there

[proud wren]

Why do you want to know

[balmy mason]

because pharah is just alright

[jaunty spade]

Nevermind I’ll learn it later is the backstory of Mina complex tho

[balmy mason]

since the death note applies to everyone ever i imagine that the sex note would also do that

[digital hamlet]

Idk

[balmy mason]

so why would you use it on fucking pharah

she's like a 6 or 7

[jaunty spade]

WAIT NONONO- TeaLeaf died from death by snu-snu

[proud wren]

I’d rather use it on uhh

the queen of england

[hollow mirage]

hoh

[jaunty spade]

But she is dead

[hollow mirage]

wait a sec I think black sells for a lot too

[fervent tapir]

pharah mid the real 10 is the electric stove 10 blocks down at 113.494.3940493847564748493

[proud wren]

I mean when she was alive

You can’t bang a corpse

[digital hamlet]

Phew?

[fervent tapir]

guh

[jaunty spade]

Or is it simple enough for my tiny brain to learn

[fervent tapir]

||im sorry||

[hollow mirage]

to the folder with me I guess.

[jaunty spade]

Thank god?

[fervent tapir]

yipee

[jaunty spade]

**but if you have enough kinks you can **

[digital hamlet]

I have no idea what it is but I’m assuming if nobody’s found all the secrets we don’t know all the lore yet lmao

[jaunty spade]

I AM SORRY

[hollow mirage]

it just barely sells under 2k, so isnt worth building

[jaunty spade]

Holy shit we getting into fnaf lore + payday 2 lore complexity combined

[digital hamlet]

Wait till you see the puzzles…

[jaunty spade]

ARG shit inside of a game

Dear god

[balmy mason]

he said what he said

[bitter granite]

Sent the curse to goose and bagel

[balmy mason]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705198811860959242/1056443609760669697/hit.gif

[digital hamlet]

It hasn’t connected to real life…yet?

[proud wren]

I have a blahaj next to me rn

[bitter granite]

The worse picture had to do with blahaj

[jaunty spade]

Noita enemy names be like

[hollow mirage]

I have a blahaj and a protobean

[proud wren]

Protobean pog

[bitter granite]

There is another curse one I can share because a server mod made it funny

[fervent tapir]

i agree

[hollow mirage]

oh Ashen, perfect out of context thing for ya

[balmy mason]

theres also uh

[balmy mason]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705198811860959242/1056442111462998227/missfadeblack.gif

[proud wren]

I got a bit of Christmas money so I could get another blahaj

[bitter granite]

Yes

[jaunty spade]

The shark.

[fervent tapir]

lmao

[hollow mirage]

the bean

[fervent tapir]

blahaj fin soup

[jaunty spade]

Oh my god my sentence can be interpreted in a wild way

[bitter granite]

Welcome to OOC

[fervent tapir]

e whens troke

[digital hamlet]

Also fun fact to make your brain explode
It’s not just straight down through the 5 levels to the boss, although that is part of it
Nor is it just down and the area to the right of the top level
There’s a full grid of areas to go to and things to explore and way too many bosses to kill

[hollow mirage]

you….fucking monster

[proud wren]

Fucking monster

[hollow mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559902225585930245/1039382399974379590/mematicMeme.gif

[proud wren]

Blahaj is the perfect snuggle buddy

[fervent tapir]

😳

[jaunty spade]

There was Russian at the bottom

[proud wren]

I never thought he would be this comfy to hold

[jaunty spade]

Tryna find captionless

[hollow mirage]

2nd best, a good body pillow is just

[proud wren]

I’ve never had one

[jaunty spade]

https://tenor.com/view/blood-gif-20829713

[hollow mirage]

I hate not having it

[fervent tapir]

gabriel body pillow is a 10

[hollow mirage]

body pillows hit different when goin to sleep

[bitter granite]

53 pictures now in the OOC folder

[proud wren]

I never will, that seems too no life to have yknow

[hollow mirage]

Blahaj makes for a really good regular pillow though when im in VR and laying down

[jaunty spade]

That was what was the collasped mine was for Huh among many other things

[hollow mirage]

theres a difference though between having a bland one and an anime one

[jaunty spade]

How the fuck do you beat noita

[hollow mirage]

my dad actually has one because sleeping on your side is good for your back

[fervent tapir]

and a gabriel one

[proud wren]

A Gabriel one

[bitter granite]

You don’t

[hollow mirage]

I have the worst kind though

a furry one

and a bland one.
I use the bland one

[digital hamlet]

Oh no, that’s just the left half of the first square
There are like at least 50 areas lmao

[proud wren]

Oh god a furry one

[hollow mirage]

the bad stays in a drawer away from all light

[proud wren]

Good

[hollow mirage]

am not

[jaunty spade]

How do you even beat this game sound like it has 1763 win conditions

[proud wren]

Why do you have a furry bodupillow then

[digital hamlet]

Well the main ending is just go straight down…

[balmy mason]

body pillows are based af

[hollow mirage]

it was on sale

[balmy mason]

do not send me there do not send me there do not send me there

[fervent tapir]

attack of the furry body pillow

[proud wren]

Bruh

[balmy mason]

but anyways huge pillows do be awesome

[jaunty spade]

*bland body pillows

[fervent tapir]

cheap ass furries wtf

[bitter granite]

Server furry

[balmy mason]

with a normal cover

[proud wren]

I’m afraid of holding my blahaj too much and damaging his semi perfect shape

[fervent tapir]

*gabriel body pillow

[proud wren]

My blahaj’ stuffing is wacky so he’s sorta slanted

[jaunty spade]

*mirage v1 body pillow

[fervent tapir]

you're*

[hollow mirage]

yea blahaj doesnt have enough stuffing

[fervent tapir]

snap out of it

[jaunty spade]

*you’re mother

[hollow mirage]

mattresses are overrated

[proud wren]

Maybe if I get another then he’ll be perfect

[fervent tapir]

furry body pillow reveal when
for science

[hollow mirage]

fucking NEVER

yall do not need to see it

[jaunty spade]

BLAHAJ my beloved ( I don’t have it but I want to go to the ikea just to eat at the cafeteria and buy him)

[proud wren]

And then there’s blahaj, looks so comfy

[fervent tapir]

lol

[proud wren]

I do though

[hollow mirage]

you do not

[fervent tapir]

oh damn hold on

[proud wren]

Why not

Are you ashamed of your furry body pillow

[hollow mirage]

yes

[proud wren]

You don’t have to be

[hollow mirage]

you would be too

[proud wren]

Show us

You’re right I would

But I would show it to you guys

[fervent tapir]

binupop completely forgot that this was a thing he was doing day 16.
i have nothing to put here go play antimatter dimensions its 12pm and i'm feeling mighty schizophrenic thanks autocorrect

[digital hamlet]

Everybody ready the 🤨📷

[hollow mirage]

yea exactly

[jaunty spade]

Plushies are for children fuck that

[proud wren]

No they aren’t

[jaunty spade]

Try owning a big carrot or BLAHAJ

[proud wren]

They’re for everyone

[bitter granite]

Fuck your pillows, I have La Blank

[fervent tapir]

gabriel body pillows are for men

[proud wren]

I do own a blahaj

[hollow mirage]

I have many plushies

[bitter granite]

I use another blank as a pillow

[balmy mason]

ok

thats strange

[proud wren]

I got a pack of 8 squishmallows

[digital hamlet]

Why do you have it then

[hollow mirage]

Hobbes my beloved

[balmy mason]

arent those like 12 billion dollars each

[hollow mirage]

it was on sale

[balmy mason]

and by that i mean like 30 per

[jaunty spade]

I own a weird ass carrot

[hollow mirage]

and I was ordering some other things from em so I decided to grab it as well

[proud wren]

Show us

[hollow mirage]

I simply will not

[bitter granite]

Let’s see what Twitter has tonight

[jaunty spade]

Surprise! Cancer!

[proud wren]

I bet you have it Locked in a metal cabinet that has 12 keys to it

That’s what I’d like to think at least

[hollow mirage]

its just folded up in the bottom drawer of my dresser

[proud wren]

Lame

[hollow mirage]

i am lame

[jaunty spade]

How did you even acquire it

[fervent tapir]

1. doesn't taste very good
2. edible but too cute
3. creepy burn it
4. dead inside
5. perfect tenderness
6. flammable.
7. the walls are noisy
8. slippin jimmy
9. a tad salty
10. sweet with a sour finish.
11. good serving size
12. would fish again
13. he knows

[proud wren]

Was it just in the rack in a store

[hollow mirage]

oh my god I literally just said how

[hollow mirage]

right there.

see it? right there

[jaunty spade]

I am blind

[hollow mirage]

we all have blind moments

[jaunty spade]

Anyways why do I have a weird ass carrot

[hollow mirage]

squishy carrot

[jaunty spade]

I literally found it while I was at Vancouver and thought might as well

[hollow mirage]

nice

[jaunty spade]

Great extra pillow when I am sleeping/ something to hug

[hollow mirage]

ye

body pillow is great since I can wrap my legs around it too

I like Blahaj but hes better as just a pillow because of the fins

[jaunty spade]

I have a bland body pillow

[hollow mirage]

I use him to rest my head on when im laying back in bed and watching stuff in VR

[jaunty spade]

Speaking of it

Good shit while I am sleeping (and recovering from my nightmares of both cove from darkest dungeon and Noita)

[hollow mirage]

#other-pillows

[jaunty spade]

So true

[bitter granite]

Twitter gave me a list of the most controversial people to ever exist

[hollow mirage]

I can go months without ever remembering any kind of dream or even if I had one

[jaunty spade]

Speaking of cove first time entering that my party got “BODIED” by revenge

[bitter granite]

WHY IS MICHEAL JACKSON BOTH DEAD AND ALIVE

[hollow mirage]

Jesus Male Dead

[fervent tapir]

micheal jackson "both"

[hollow mirage]

WAIT WHY IS HE BOTH

[bitter granite]

How is Obama more controversial than hitler

[fervent tapir]

aw hell naw

[hollow mirage]

MURICA

[bitter granite]

Yes

[hollow mirage]

no matter who gets elected, people are gonna hate em

im surprised Trump isnt on the list

[bitter granite]

Why is Trump not in this list

Jinks

[hollow mirage]

Mariah Carey is though

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-punch-minecraft-tree-gif-13815089

Knock on wood

[hollow mirage]

and...whos that above her. cant see him

[bitter granite]

There isn’t anyone above her

Tbh I thought bush was dead

[hollow mirage]

he is in our hearts

[bitter granite]

I thought micheal Jackson was also dead but guess not

[hollow mirage]

hes a zombie

[jaunty spade]

I tried killing her when she was singing on my roof one night safe to say my body was obliterated for one day

[bitter granite]

Thriller makeup wasn’t makeup

[bitter granite]

She is unkillable

[proud wren]

The queen tried fighting Mariah and she lost

[fervent tapir]

all she wants for christmas is your neck

[digital hamlet]

Hey look I found something for the out of context folder

[fervent tapir]

top ten anime battles

[bitter granite]

I trapped her inside of a 4chan page and she came out the computer and ran away

[jaunty spade]

My sniper rifle jammed for some god damn unknown reason

[jaunty spade]

Same

“Dick and balls” peak comedy

[bitter granite]

Me when I fight Mariah Carey

[proud wren]

True words

[jaunty spade]

My sister works in a mall store SHE HEARD MARIAH CAREY 24/7

[bitter granite]

Good

[jaunty spade]

IT PLAYS NON STOP ON THE STORE RAIDO

[bitter granite]

Perfection

[digital hamlet]

I’m so glad I didn’t hear a single Mariah Carey this year

[jaunty spade]

LISTENING TO HER IS EQUIVALENT TO SOLITARY CONFINEMENT

[digital hamlet]

She has shown me mercy

[bitter granite]

Same

[jaunty spade]

YOUR MIND IS GONNA BREAK

[proud wren]

As it does

[hollow mirage]

i need a pic for server pfp

[jaunty spade]

Same until I went to school

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/confideinmimi-mariah-carey-mariah-carey-christmas-gif-23638711

[jaunty spade]

THEY WERE PLAYING IT DURING BREAKS

[fervent tapir]

nice once more

[proud wren]

Any pic?

[hollow mirage]

preferably shitposty or dumb, but yea

[proud wren]

Have a cat

[hollow mirage]

ok

[bitter granite]

Crop it

[hollow mirage]

ok this is better

[proud wren]

Damn

[proud wren]

This?

[digital hamlet]

Try to lower the quality of this as much as possible

[hollow mirage]

perfect

[bitter granite]

Me when so I but you so I me and I but when you so I but you me and me and you I but so yes OMG

[hollow mirage]

me too

[jaunty spade]

There was an artist sexualizing FUCKIN TANKS for some reason the art is good tho (and they also look fine) don’t get me wrong but.. why. So the obvious reaction would be to tell the artist to sexualize a wiener tog II

[proud wren]

Doc your pfp has a furry

[fervent tapir]

i'm gonna sleep now
goodbye

[hollow mirage]

goodbye binupop

[jaunty spade]

A hot dog tank

[bitter granite]

Should I post Ashen’s fingers moving again

[hollow mirage]

and yours is a goose

[fervent tapir]

the voices

[proud wren]

Good night

[bitter granite]

Imagine having a animal for a pfp

[proud wren]

Alright calm down

[hollow mirage]

I will not be calm

[jaunty spade]

Toggers more like Poggers

[hollow mirage]

I cannot be contained

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[jaunty spade]

You have been detained await your sentence at the end of time

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-meme-death-goose-duck-gif-19928127

[proud wren]

That quote with the furry with a kfc bucket is more funny than it should be

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/vine-power-of-god-and-anime-dont-fuck-withme-gif-14088993

[hollow mirage]

oh no, tilted hat is no longer titted hat. he lost his titties

[jaunty spade]

No seriously how the fuck do people sexualize machines for war

[proud wren]

[hollow mirage]

I hate seeing anthro airplanes.

please make it stop.

[bitter granite]

Well you see

[balmy mason]

tankussy

[proud wren]

Anything can be sexualized

[bitter granite]

Yea

[proud wren]

Example: blahaj

[jaunty spade]

Fuck you made me laugh

[proud wren]

Anything that shouldn’t be secualized can and will be

[jaunty spade]

So by this logic, possibly you can be sexualized I can be sexualized, everyone can be sexualized

[proud wren]

Yes

[jaunty spade]

The world is doomed

[hollow mirage]

thats literally what rule34 means

[jaunty spade]

https://tenor.com/view/imposter-tf2-it-could-be-you-it-could-be-me-spy-gif-23428031

[proud wren]

Everything is fuckable

[bitter granite]

Man

[hollow mirage]

if it exists, there will be porn of it

which is awful.

[proud wren]

Yeah

[hollow mirage]

because again, WHY PLANES

[proud wren]

There’s r34 of the blue lobster meme

[hollow mirage]

yea I've seen it

[jaunty spade]

They ruin my boy darkest dungeon

[proud wren]

I hate that you said that doc

[hollow mirage]

I dont

It got me into the folder again. I wear that with pride

[proud wren]

Wtf

[jaunty spade]

Ok but is there rule 34 of pillows i am too scared to search it myself

[proud wren]

Likely

[bitter granite]

Netflix did that for you

[jaunty spade]

Ah yes.. my “Homework” folder

This is gonna get me into out of context folder

I know it

[hollow mirage]

not good enough

[proud wren]

^^

more

[hollow mirage]

I think my least favorite search result I was shown once was CallMeCarson having like 3 results

[proud wren]

W h ant

[jaunty spade]

https://tenor.com/view/titan-megamind-silent-hill-dead-inside-stare-gif-23717163

[bitter granite]

How many edp results

[hollow mirage]

lets find out

[proud wren]

NO

[bitter granite]

No no no no

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-no-no-no-nah-nope-its-a-no-gif-17161746

[jaunty spade]

NO NO NO

[proud wren]

BAD

[hollow mirage]

TOO MANY

[jaunty spade]

PLEASE YOUR GONNA GET ARRESTED BY THE FBI

[hollow mirage]

WHY IS THERE 33

[proud wren]

OH GOD

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-jojos-bizarre-adventure-speedwagon-reo-speedwagon-jojo-gif-20749195

[proud wren]

WHAT THE FUCK

[hollow mirage]

oh hell nawwwwwwww

[jaunty spade]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-meme-kermit-suicide-gif-20626092

[small wren]

Did I enter the Darkest Dungeon without knowing?

[hollow mirage]

the worst dungeon

[jaunty spade]

Yes I got an affliction from this shit

[proud wren]

The edp dungeon

[jaunty spade]

(Also go play darkest dungeon I am having lots a fun rn)

[hollow mirage]

wait no theres more than 33

[bitter granite]

edp is my favorite cupcake tiktok star

[proud wren]

EHAT

[hollow mirage]

37

[bitter granite]

4 more just got posted

[proud wren]

[small wren]

And I'm gonna get one if I don't get the last Baruuk part I'm looking for, stoopid Axi relics

[hollow mirage]

actually I dunno this last one. so 36

[jaunty spade]

WHAT

you know what fuck it tell me what cursed shit to search up on the green site

[hollow mirage]

no

[jaunty spade]

Yeah fair enough

[bitter granite]

R Kelly

Thank me later

[jaunty spade]

Who the hell is Kelly

[bitter granite]

[jaunty spade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blind-flashbang-light-mode-gif-21281004

[bitter granite]

He found out

[jaunty spade]

Holy shit how did you even find this 💀

I genuinely want to jump off a cliff now

[bitter granite]

Everyone knows R Kelly and what he did

[jaunty spade]

I don’t know

[hollow mirage]

I dont know and I dont think I want to now

[bitter granite]

I don’t know what his green site stuff shows but it’s probably exactly what he went to jail for

[jaunty spade]

I don’t want to know further

[bitter granite]

Good

[jaunty spade]

Alright I am gonna go contemplate jumping off a skyscraper because I can’t unsee the shit I saw

[bitter granite]

He only has 1 picture on the cursed site and it’s just fan art nothing weird

[bitter granite]

Wtf

[vagrant patrol]

cool

[jaunty spade]

My eyes still burn I don’t even know what is happening in that accursed image

[hollow mirage]

inhaltion.

[vagrant patrol]

it's not imp girl

it's irl

[balmy mason]

on r34???

[jaunty spade]

Yes

[balmy mason]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705198811860959242/1056444160955142194/but-why.gif

[jaunty spade]

Because it’s a rule we can’t stop it

[balmy mason]

seen it too

[jaunty spade]

I am gonna go to sleep it’s like 1:52

[balmy mason]

its 3:52 for me

[jaunty spade]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-blue-bluelobster-xd-scary-gif-26708658

[balmy mason]

😎

uh

[jaunty spade]

Live blue lobster reaction

[balmy mason]

gugadagugada gugadagoogie

uh

im gonna go get a drink

[hollow mirage]

1:55am pizza rolls

[jaunty spade]

Gonna sleep while listening to Lofi from my tv

[balmy mason]

listen to jerma breakcore instead of lofi

[hollow mirage]

my mom always has the TV on when going to sleep and it drives me nuts

[balmy mason]

reject modernity and return to tradition

[hollow mirage]

i hate it when she stays the night over here because she’ll sleep in the living room and leave the TV on all night

right outside my room

just get some earbuds or something

or sleep in one of the other bedrooms that has a TV.

[proud wren]

https://tenor.com/view/denji-power-tuesday-chainsaw-man-chainsaw-man-tuesday-gif-26904551

Technically Tuesday

[crystal field]

its 12 pm on tuesday

[proud wren]

Why don’t you turn it off once she’s nappin

[crystal field]

yes

csm finale in 8 hours

[hollow mirage]

i’ve seen her wake up because family guy was playing

[proud wren]

Lmao

[hollow mirage]

she would probably wake up if the TV was turned off

[proud wren]

damn

[hollow mirage]

luckily I don’t struggle to sleep when she does come, i still just don’t like it

[proud wren]

It’s your house right?

Tell her to never stay the night again

[hollow mirage]

no i live with my grandparents

imagine being able to own a house in your early 20s in 2022

[balmy mason]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-pochita-gif-25267036

fun fact

markiplier's brother runs a furry web comic

[hollow mirage]

i was very surprised to learn that when I did a while ago. isn’t it called Two Kinds or something?

[balmy mason]

yep

[warm maple]

From 100,000 to 25,000

Ouch

[glossy cipher]

fucking hell

[bitter granite]

And final class made, the only full on healer class I think out of all of them

[wheat wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/osu-players-overwatch-players-osu-trying-to-figure-out-which-game-theyd-play-gif-16998469

[analog crypt]

fatshark moment

[warm maple]

At least the cash shop and premium cosmetics work

[analog crypt]

Now I can spend 20$ for them to make more

[warm maple]

Yes

Thank Tencent

[analog crypt]

Idk how they went from VT2 which was great to this

[solid shoal]

I don't understand this is under Ultrakill

[oblique vine]

custom skybox?

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-tuesday-waiting-for-chainsaw-man-tuesday-waiting-for-csm-tuesday-waiting-for-chainsaw-tuesday-its-chainsaw-man-tuesday-gif-26937999

[drifting kernel]

ofc they dont touch radioactive glove but add something that makes reincarnation 8 even easier

now if youre solo theres a bizarre dream that lets you pick a second blessing at the start and theres more enemies

wait actually you can choose the multiplayer difficulty

[gritty summit]

no fucking way

this is like the 4th or 5th one

[small wren]

They do indeed exist

[fervent tapir]

i am once again asking for your financial assistance

[warm maple]

No

[gritty summit]

DE milking me

[rigid plank]

i have money

[warm maple]

Monei

[rigid plank]

now what to use it on

[warm maple]

Buy me platinum

[rigid plank]

i can not if its not on sale

[rigid plank]

[dire otter]

Are you serious right now bro

Ready or Not

[warm maple]

Ready or Not good

[rigid plank]

yeah

[dire otter]

its is

[rigid plank]

i only have 19$

[dire otter]

Is it really good

[rigid plank]

i cloud get this

[hollow mirage]

Here i come

[rigid plank]

oh no

what is your pfp

[hollow mirage]

get that TW Octane

[rigid plank]

cant

[dire otter]

You cant Hide

[rigid plank]

its steam only

[hollow mirage]

oh right.

[hollow mirage]

i forget RL isn’t on steam anymore

rip

[rigid plank]

i can buy this

[hollow mirage]

or Remnant

maybe. i dunno how much it is rn

[rigid plank]

i can but ive never seen any of this game

oh yeah

got elite on steam

becuse

[hollow mirage]

well it’s dark souls but with guns basically

and it’s easier

[rigid plank]

i played dark souls 2 and i hated how hard it was

[warm maple]

Yes

[hollow mirage]

DS2 honestly is the worst one

[rigid plank]

after that i stoped geting souls games

[hollow mirage]

not sorry but it really is

from a new player standpoint, it’s the absolute worst of the 3

[supple scaffold]

But its still not bad

[hollow mirage]

so i don’t blame you

[rigid plank]

i even got soft locked

[supple scaffold]

1 is my fave

Pve wise

[hollow mirage]

1 and 3 are good

1 seems a bit too confusing from what i’ve seen map wise, but it still looks good

[rigid plank]

i dont know what to get

[hollow mirage]

then don’t get anything

[supple scaffold]

Pvp is ds3 but I do enjoy ds1 rp pvp I invaded or help people

[hollow mirage]

wait until there’s something you want

[warm maple]

b

[rigid plank]

b

[gritty summit]

ooba

[warm maple]

Booba

[supple scaffold]

Boo

[warm maple]

[rigid plank]

booba

[warm maple]

[supple scaffold]

Yeah?

[warm maple]

Heh

Otter

[supple scaffold]

That's me...

[warm maple]

[supple scaffold]

I dislike pets

[warm maple]

Who says I’m petting you?

[rigid plank]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-cookie-svenja-gif-26360393

[warm maple]

I’m showing my opinion towards otters

[supple scaffold]

Thanks I guess...

[warm maple]

[rigid plank]

why is this on my drive the fuck

[warm maple]

Why isn’t it on your drive?

[small wren]

Stoopid
Axi
B5
Relic

[rigid plank]

yep

[warm maple]

Good

[hollow mirage]

save for when you can get more and get Ready Or Not perhaps

although It’s also a pretty hard game.

[rigid plank]

i think ill be fine

[gritty summit]

reeee i'm still waiting for some friends to watch it, i might just watch it alone

[drifting kernel]

oh boy i cant wait for the next episode

[outer flame]

This is a certified AOL Instant Messenger moment

[gritty summit]

actual psycho but i love him

welp, time to wait for s2 or death whichever comes first

[drifting kernel]

[hollow mirage]

WISP AND THE PLINX LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[warm maple]

Bruh

[hollow mirage]

putting roar on her rq

[proud wren]

[warm maple]

Amogus frame

[hollow mirage]

[gritty summit]

node thing

[warm maple]

Yes

[drifting kernel]

🎅 ⚔️

|| wait is he holding one of v1's wings ||

[proud wren]

no? that's a sword

[drifting kernel]

|| this thing||

[proud wren]

nah prob just a yellow blade

[jade loom]

Any Terraria players here? I just made a boss tier list and I need your opinions

[balmy mason]

wait wtf did they give him a santa hat for christmas

[drifting kernel]

everything has a santa hat

EVERYTHING

[hollow mirage]

I can agree with this

[balmy mason]

i guess its right

[warm maple]

Based

[proud wren]

i agree

[tidal raven]

Spot on

[proud wren]

i miss fighting ocram

[hollow mirage]

they de-corned the necramech

[proud wren]

no longer cornmech

[warm maple]

Just regular skull mech

[proud wren]

yep

[warm maple]

Close enough to a dreadnaught

[jade loom]

Ocram is based

[jaunty spade]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gG7g0rbIbtg

[rigid plank]

what have i missed

[bitter granite]

What have I missed

Been knocked out almost 12 hours

@gritty summit just made it to mountain and this is the team so far

Scarawatt is gonna be my electric type for this run

Reminds me of Joltik, one of my favorite Pokémon

Now it’s time for a training arc

[jaunty spade]

My sanity has decayed enough that I am playing Celeste darkest dungeon and Noita

Am I masochist?

[bitter granite]

Not yet

Play a grindy game than yes

[jaunty spade]

I also played terraria on master mode for four times

[bitter granite]

Not there yet

[jaunty spade]

Ok what the hell is a grindy game by your standards

[proud wren]

terraria isn't super grindy

try any MMO

or warframe

[bitter granite]

^

MMOs and warframe

[jaunty spade]

Oh yeah those games always make you grind for so long that you made a noose by the time your 10 percent done

[bitter granite]

*5%

[proud wren]

except warframe is fun

[bitter granite]

For awhile

[proud wren]

what the fuck

[bitter granite]

The year is 2031

[gritty summit]

play Trove

[bitter granite]

Trove grind quite literally has no end

There is only a beginning with no middle or end

[jaunty spade]

Also speaking of questioning my sanity why I am I playing dead cells too

[jaunty spade]

GOTY 2023 RIGHT THERE

[bitter granite]

I love my little boys

[hollow mirage]

you already used your card this month

to the folder with you

[bitter granite]

54 pictures now

[jaunty spade]

“WAIT NO I DONT WANT TO GO INTO THE FOLDER NOO-“ You have been detained await your sentence at the end of time

[vagrant patrol]

i don't even understand why this exists

[bitter granite]

So we can save all out of context moments

Classic one

[drifting kernel]

If only

[vagrant patrol]

duality of man

[onyx loom]

genuine bag moment

vampire survivors has graphics

[vagrant patrol]

yeah since it can run on a computer

[warm maple]

@bitter granite Where get assault rifle in Remnant?

[bitter granite]

Random earth dungeon

[hollow mirage]

oh we're in earth dungeon rn. cool

[bitter granite]

Physics and statistics at work

[grim flicker]

im surprised the teacher let them do that

[still steppe]

@jaunty spade
holy crap its you

[outer flame]

Dinkum feels like you cloned Animal Crossing New Horizons, turned it into a toddler, gave it a knife, and then forced Stardew Valley-a 19-year-old in college-to raise it for 6 months

[hollow mirage]

Riphide on Hard kinda sucks ngl

[balmy mason]

mm

[bitter granite]

Finally you moved up to normal difficulty

[hollow mirage]

I hate it here

hmmm

[warm maple]

Ayo Chicago typewriter

[bitter granite]

Typewriter is sexy

[hollow mirage]

it gets more accurate lets go

[warm maple]

My opinion is the same but reversed

[hollow mirage]

Ogryn > Dwarves

[onyx loom]

mm

[proud wren]

so you prefer DRG over darktide?

[warm maple]

Kind of

[balmy mason]

there is a mobile port

for vampire survivors

[proud wren]

yeah

[balmy mason]

and i've been playing it quite a bit recently

[proud wren]

mobile vampire survivors doesn't sound like an awful idea

[tidal raven]

Sounds about right

[warm maple]

He spin

[tidal raven]

Goodbye, chat

[onyx loom]

if only he good

[warm maple]

@bitter granite Is there an LMG in Remnant?

Say yes

[bitter granite]

It’s called the Chicago typewriter

[warm maple]

Damn

[hollow mirage]

well is there another

this is just an SMG

[bitter granite]

It’s called the Chicago typewriter

[onyx loom]

to give you a less snarky answer, no not really

[hollow mirage]

just say no, ffs

[onyx loom]

there's the chicago, the assault rifle, that's about it

[hollow mirage]

ok. both are nice

[warm maple]

It’s called the Chicago typewriter

[bitter granite]

^

[warm maple]

It’s called the Chicago typewriter It’s called the Chicago typewriter It’s called the Chicago typewriter It’s called the Chicago typewriter It’s called the Chicago typewriter It’s called the Chicago typewriter It’s called the Chicago typewriter

[bitter granite]

^

[warm maple]

Mommy?

[hollow mirage]

[steady spoke]

No

[warm maple]

:(

[warm maple]

[onyx loom]

god she just makes me want to drop a big pointy rock onto her skull

[warm maple]

Do it

[onyx loom]

so much so that i'd be willing to pay ten euro to do so

[warm maple]

[hollow mirage]

I think we're at the point Ashen mentioned where the story can split

[onyx loom]

sorry, ten pound sterling

[warm maple]

ten poundy woundie

[onyx loom]

ten quid

[hollow mirage]

10 dollery doos

[steady spoke]

Ten coin

[warm maple]

10 smackers

[hollow mirage]

10 shmeckles

[bitter granite]

Yep

You will get a item later(soon) that you can give you either the queen or the king

Would recommend giving it to the queen for your first run than king second

[hollow mirage]

could we technically just do both with separate saves

[bitter granite]

Yea assuming you have different worlds at the same point

[onyx loom]

that's how i did it with a friend

[hollow mirage]

yea both our stories are at the same point now

[bitter granite]

Than go give it to the queen in one run than king in the other

[hollow mirage]

so on hers, we give to bug mommy, and on ours we'll give to the 4 armed daddy

[warm maple]

Yes

[bitter granite]

And after you give the item to the queen make sure you go talk to the king after for a little surprise

[bitter granite]

Yep

[hollow mirage]

is that surprise death

[warm maple]

Surprise boss fight

[bitter granite]

No just a easy fight

But keep in mind his name is Undying

[hollow mirage]

right

[onyx loom]

it softlocks your game

[hollow mirage]

Undying Daddy

[onyx loom]

you fight him forever

[hollow mirage]

yea well im gonna make him die. just you watch

[bitter granite]

I put him in mid difficulty for boss fights so shouldn’t be too hard

Want to move scald sear from easy to mid but their health is just too low and you can cheese the fight

But they have amazing damage and aoe attacks

[bitter granite]

But again you can just cheese it without even knowing so they are whatever

But once you beat the undying king you’ll get the worse gun in the game so enjoy that thing

double checks to see if there is a worse weapon

[hollow mirage]

id like to test that theory

[bitter granite]

It literally just has the lowest dps overall

You’ll get more value out of a melee weapon

[hollow mirage]

I wanna try a melee build

[modern schooner]

No

[bitter granite]

Yea the gun has a big damage number but it’s weapon mod holds it back a crap ton

The only damage it can do is with it’s normal bullets which at that point most guns can do more dps with their normal builds while also having a weapon mod that does something

[hollow mirage]

imma go kick his ass

with the power of friendship

and fire procs

[bitter granite]

All good melee builds are just bleed build tbh, only for the life regen

Except for one but even than you’ll see be using bleed even if it’s not a main damage source for that buid

[hollow mirage]

Barbed terror fight isnt fun

[bitter granite]

Learn to dodge

[hollow mirage]

problem is I am but still get hit

[bitter granite]

Also you can avoid most the needles by keeping your back to the door and staying crouched

[bitter granite]

You have to perfect dodge most of them or your dead

[hollow mirage]

nah its just lag, since I got hit before an attack even touched me

it has been painful, but we got it

[bitter granite]

Also make sure you have greenleafs on you to get rid of corrosive, unless you like taking 25% increase damage

[hollow mirage]

I forgot I had em

[warm maple]

I have none :)

[hollow mirage]

but we still got it

[bitter granite]

Moment you get corrosive in you get it off as soon as possible

Corrosive can turn you into a one shot for any enemy

[hollow mirage]

yea

I noticed

[bitter granite]

It’s why a lot of my builds use corrosive to lower enemy defense

Along with bleed for passive healing

[warm maple]

How good is Bug mommy's scythe?

[bitter granite]

And frostbite if I want to really fuck the boss by slowing them down

[hollow mirage]

best I got rn is fire and a single crossbow with bleed

[bitter granite]

Not that good

For melees just notes: if it doesn’t apply a status effect it’s probably shit

With the exception for spirit axe

And if not a status effect at least a good damage boost

referring to lost harpoon and world edge

[hollow mirage]

I like how rolling does 1200 damage to furniture and other breakable things

[bitter granite]

Sexy AOE corrosive build

My hive cannon can apply corrosive and my seekers do high corrosive damage

Than got the amulet to increase my explosive damage and allow it to apply burns, rings let me spam my mods and heal off seekers

1 seeker = full health, and I always have 2 ready to go

Around a 100% damage buff to all my mods

[hollow mirage]

I want crit chance trait

and we in swamp

hoh we're at that boss now

[bitter granite]

It has two kill methods but just go for the normal

Focus fire one at a time

[hollow mirage]

ok

guessing it depends on which is killed first

[bitter granite]

Nope timing

Alt kill is to kill them both at the same time(5-10 second interval between them)

Which will get you the spirit axe

I don’t remember what normal kill gives

[hollow mirage]

ah

boss hard.

[bitter granite]

Same arena yea

Normal kill gives you hive cannon so 100% go for normal kill

Dodge the sweep attack and keep a eye out for the beam attack

And once they spawn in corrosive clouds and wisp focus in dodging and killing them or your royally fucked

[hollow mirage]

the little fucking fairies are the worst part

[bitter granite]

Focus fight them if you can

[hollow mirage]

yea

[bitter granite]

If you can’t do that than use tear of black veil, completely negates them

It negates most swamp bosses now that I think about it

[hollow mirage]

right that thing

I hate this

[bitter granite]

Average new player

[hollow mirage]

silence.

[warm maple]

Silence

[bitter granite]

Why I put the boss in the very hard ranking since the average player struggles with it

[hollow mirage]

get a super good trait from it though.

[bitter granite]

A little tip, shoot the egg of the second one at the start of the battle to get off 25% of it’s health and spawn it earlier

[hollow mirage]

corrosive!

[bitter granite]

It does corrosive damage, it doesn’t apply corrosive

[hollow mirage]

whats the difference.

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

Apply corrosive is good, corrosive damage is average

[blissful wharf]

omg, is dat Remnant?

[hollow mirage]

no its dark souls 4

[bitter granite]

Elemental damage doesn’t matter too much if your not built for it, it’s applying that elemental effect that matter mores

[blissful wharf]

Lol