other-games

[azure moth]

you already know I won't

[tall sundial]

2-1 is also kinda aids to p-rank because enemies occassionally get stuck on a bounce pad

1-3 is a power trip

[azure moth]

is 1-3 the soap level?

I forget

[tall sundial]

yes

[indigo marten]

what's so bad about 2-2

[tall sundial]

the one with hideous mass

[tall sundial]

i spent like 20 tries on it just barely missing the time or kill count lmao

[bitter granite]

The two strongest beings in the universe have met

Also I might be making a new dragon deck or maybe a dragonmaid/zombie deck out of boredom

[supple scaffold]

Honestly not as hard as 1-3 or 2-3

1-3 I would always go over time before I learned about the soap

[rigid plank]

I haven’t even played in a week

[bitter granite]

Come fight my zombies

[rigid plank]

No

You fucking stomp me

[bitter granite]

Modify your deck

You have the cards

[supple scaffold]

Cards? Someone say commando trading cards

[rigid plank]

Nope

[bitter granite]

No you fool we playing duel monsters

[supple scaffold]

Dang got excited

[bitter granite]

Dark magician girl the dragon knight, wtf

Pretty bad fusion card

Good effect but it has low attack and defense and be better off sticking with the unfusioned materials

[rigid plank]

I’ll duel you after this class

[bitter granite]

I better not Brick

I modified the deck to save me from bricking after I bricked a few time

Aka less spells and more monsters

A good 25-30 monster cards and everything else spells even though it’s usually a 50/50 split

Even master duels knows blue eyes ultimate dragon is garbage

[rigid plank]

My friend uses the rage of the dragon I think it’s called

[bitter granite]

Structure deck I assume?

[rigid plank]

Yeah changed up

[bitter granite]

Power of the dragon

[rigid plank]

Nope

Hold on

[bitter granite]

The structure deck is called power of the dragon

It’s a beginner deck

Oh god wtf is this deck

Got to put all your fate into blue eyes since your fusion monsters are bad

Lord of D and Blue Eyes are the only stand out in terms of monsters

But lord of D themselves isn’t good it’s their support cards that are good but the main one isn’t in this structure deck

Forgot what it was called but wanted to add it to one of my decks

The melody of the awakening dragon

Amazing for a blue eyes deck and lord of D turning into king of D allows a free search of it

[supple scaffold]

I about to post nerd emoji as I have no idea what you are talking about

[bitter granite]

Yugioh dragons

[grim flicker]

good background someone chose it for me

[bitter granite]

Check that message

It’s from me

[grim flicker]

my dad went shopping for klondike bars

[tall sundial]

you have to actively try to go overtime in 1-3 lmao

you get an entire 8 minutes to do it

[tall sundial]

you can kill the mass at the end really fast with screwdriver and overheat nailgun

[supple scaffold]

Well I don't p rank with guns you get later in game

[azure moth]

a true gamer

[rigid plank]

The deck is called this @bitter granite

[bitter granite]

I femboy’d up again

[bitter granite]

Ah cyber dragons

[rigid plank]

He bought that I got

This one

[bitter granite]

Pretty basic link starter deck

All the link monsters are complete garbage but it’s a good introduction to them

[rigid plank]

Yeah I tried it it’s ass

Also

I can copy decks

[bitter granite]

The link deck I made is also pretty weak but if you know the combo it makes up for all of the weaknesses

[bitter granite]

Yep, so copy my dragonmaids

[rigid plank]

I need it’s name

Again I forgot

[bitter granite]

Maidenless

[rigid plank]

Is it public?

Cuse I can’t find it

[bitter granite]

You can’t find decks in public

That just shows you random decks that are all whatever things

[bitter granite]

Best way to copy someone’s deck is to fight them than go to the replay and view opponent deck than I copy it

[rigid plank]

Oh

[bitter granite]

That lets you search card names not decks

So you can find a deck with a certain card not a whole deck

[gritty summit]

[bitter granite]

Made one more change to my zombie decks

Called Zombie Dojo since they are almost all samurai’s

[rigid plank]

I’ll copy off a old reply

[rigid plank]

Pog

[bitter granite]

Of my dragonmaids?

[rigid plank]

Ye

[bitter granite]

Only change I made since than is adding that 3rd ash

Replaced my imper

[rigid plank]

Oh I don’t have a reply

[bitter granite]

Want to just do a quick surrender match so you have it

[rigid plank]

Ye

[bitter granite]

Check the in-gane replay room after

[rigid plank]

K

[bitter granite]

Femboy avatar goes brrrr

Garbage first hand

All spells and a red eyes Darkness

Fuck

[rigid plank]

How do I copy your deck?

In the replay

[bitter granite]

Just realized it only works in ranked and public matches

Here is the spark notes

Might change around the extra deck a bit but it’s basically gonna stay the same

[tidal raven]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[rigid plank]

Pain I have to go off small ass imgs

[bitter granite]

It’s mostly dragonmaid cards, sure you recognize them all

Same for extra deck minus Borrelload Dragon

OMG OVERWATCH IS GETTING A SEASON 2, HYPE HYPE HYPE

[bitter granite]

Nemmy knows

[rigid plank]

Femboys creep me out

[bitter granite]

Muscle femboys creep me out

Than again they are the true chads of the human race

[tidal raven]

Weak Aura: [Profile pic of a 20 year old man with sunglasses]

Strong Aura: [Profile pic of a Twink]

[tidal raven]

:3

[modern schooner]

Why would a femboy creep you out?

[onyx loom]

black and white pfp of some military man you've never heard of, is a history nerd, talks about star wars and world war 2 and posts russian badger gifs

[modern schooner]

That person would freak me out

[onyx loom]

i've known many

[bitter granite]

Eww military picture

[tidal raven]

History Nerd
World War 2
He'd creep me out

[onyx loom]

as a western european they're also almost always western european

[bitter granite]

Card protector acquired

five headed dragon is weak as all hell, they need to stop pretending it isn’t

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/yu-gi-oh-duel-come-at-me-bro-gif-11722651

@rigid plank the duel hour is upon us

https://tenor.com/view/yu-gi-oh-yugi-mutou-anime-manga-trading-card-gif-19981888

that is a horrible shuffle

[modern schooner]

It is

[bitter granite]

Oh boy can’t wait to see the same exact gameplay from the past 6 years and overpriced low quality skins

[warm maple]

That’s how I shuffle

[bitter granite]

Still dumb they made a character purposely overpowered to try and get people ti buy the battle pass

[indigo marten]

wait that's just sotv

[rigid plank]

Only card I’m missing

[warm maple]

Diagonal conveyors

[rigid plank]

Pain

[dreamy crown]

Cringe game

[hollow mirage]

they wiggly

[rigid plank]

Jiggle jiggle

[hollow mirage]

hush

[rigid plank]

Ok

[bitter granite]

Replace it with a different hand trap or trap for now

If you got a good judgement call than solemn judgement is good

Even a harpie feather duster it raigeki

I should use them but I usually don’t need them

[rigid plank]

I got

[bitter granite]

I’m still in the duel room when your ready to face zombies

[rigid plank]

I can’t rn I’m in my marketing class

[bitter granite]

Fuck market, sell people on master duel

Give me more victims

The lake isn’t full yet

Taking my zombie dojo into casuals

Time to see if I get rolled

Fun they have bad connection

ASH ME YOU FOOL

He imperm, does basically nothing since it was a bad effect I used

And I have a reborn in hand, 4 reborns in my deck

[tidal raven]

Oh this'll be fun

[bitter granite]

Postal moment

Wtf is this deck I’m against, nothing here makes sense

[tidal raven]

This is actually my favorite part of Postal
You can do this completely peacefully if you have the patience

But rushing it is usually more fun

[bitter granite]

Is it salamagreats or Cyberese

[rigid plank]

I liked watching brains pop

[bitter granite]

Underworld goddess, now I’m confused what this deck is

Maybe just a link deck

[tidal raven]

Well ive only got this shovel
Not really equipped to rob my paycheck out of a bank

Maybe I'll have to get my hands dirty
The line looks bugged

[bitter granite]

Fun anti-zombie boss monster

Looks like next is ghostricks, god

[rigid plank]

@bitter granite go look at replays right now

[bitter granite]

I was wrong, subterror deck that is getting his ass handed right now

[rigid plank]

Go look at my replays right now

[bitter granite]

No, save it and I look later

Me and his guy both bricked so we are just playing traps and spells

[rigid plank]

Lol

[bitter granite]

I better draw a raigeki cause he just got a whole field of monsters now

Got my zombies set up for next turn, time to hope he doesn’t finish me right now

Have to use my only negate trap to stop a field spell

This isn’t good

Love not getting any of my tuners

Only tuner I had was ash but she doesn’t help me much compare to others

Nice, he is using a danger deck and accidentally got rid of his hand trap

Than again monster bird goes brrrr

I got tuners this time, BUT NO ACTUAL MONSTERS

[modern schooner]

Oof

[bitter granite]

YEP THAT’s game

Fuck it I’m just gonna make his last turn miserable

Hope if I survive I can draw a squire

thanks rivalry if warlords

Got matched against the same fucking dude

Godlike hand this time

[rigid plank]

Ashen I can fight now

[bitter granite]

Damnit, hold on

Either me or this guy is going to get rolled right now

Don’t know which of us will

Kaijus are so stupid

Either way my ghost should be able to come back here

Wtf

I look away for one second and he as a 15000 damage dragon on the field

[rigid plank]

Rip

[bitter granite]

Read the card effect and he should have only had 2000, where did the other 13000 come from

[bitter granite]

Get on the table

Wait, I mean join the match

[rigid plank]

Sus

[supple scaffold]

https://clips.twitch.tv/AuspiciousGenerousSparrowBrainSlug-2OP4OwMfgOJ_RWhR

Do I sound insane in this clip

[bitter granite]

Zombie Dojo, don’t brick me

reminder I benefit from the graveyard

[gritty summit]

how do i win a man over

[supple scaffold]

P rank

[gritty summit]

true

[bitter granite]

HE TOOK THE BAIT BOYS

BUT YEA YOU GOT THAT

[rigid plank]

What

[bitter granite]

I only had my weak monsters and tuners

I didn’t get any of my main ones

[rigid plank]

Oh

[bitter granite]

It was game from the start but I tried

[rigid plank]

I was so confused what you were trying to do

[bitter granite]

I benefit from the graveyard

I could have finished you first turn but I held back and that didn’t work out

Could have had a baron on the field than you would be really fucked cause they can negate anything anytime for no fucking reason

They are the perfect synchro monster since they work in every synchro deck and is a boss level threat

[rigid plank]

https://youtu.be/UEc_6BSLTNI

[bitter granite]

Just saw someone refer to a mmorpg as a rpg-lite

Wtf does that mean

[rigid plank]

What

[tidal raven]

Its an RPG
But inferior in every way

[rigid plank]

The fuck does that mean

[modern schooner]

Beats me, I don’t know how to win anyone over

[rigid plank]

Same

[tidal raven]

"lite" usually means something, but less of it

[gritty summit]

be shadow 😼

[modern schooner]

No

[rigid plank]

Shadow is a beta male

[bitter granite]

@rigid plank come see whatever the duck galaxy eyes cipher is

[tidal raven]

People love the betas

[rigid plank]

Oh yeah did you check out my replay

[bitter granite]

Thanks autocorrect for censoring me

[bitter granite]

After you fight my galaxy eyes I will Speedrun your replay

If it’s the luck base deck I seen it already

[rigid plank]

I’ll fight you when I have time

That won’t be untill 5 pm

[bitter granite]

You went against a deranker is all

Someone trying to go to lower ranks so they can steamroll with a meta deck

[rigid plank]

What?

[bitter granite]

They use cards that make them kill themselves so they can lose enough matches to go down a rank

[rigid plank]

I need to finish my slab pot design

Oh

[bitter granite]

And they do that til they reach silver or bronze than start steamrolling with a meta platinum rank deck

Basically just douchebags

[rigid plank]

Bruh they need to have themselves shanked

[bitter granite]

Now I’m gonna use the bathroom

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-american-psycho-walk-jam-gif-16732505

[tidal raven]

So true

[gritty summit]

ME

[tidal raven]

He's just like me fr

[bitter granite]

I can play both roles

At the same time maybe

[tidal raven]

The weakest switch

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[gritty summit]

what do you mean both roles, i play Ezreal since season 2

||and bottom 50% of the time 😼 ||

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-christian-bale-handsome-gif-13379950

[tidal raven]

I only play 1 lane
Middle
When its the only lane to play

[bitter granite]

Thought we were talking a different type of bottom

[gritty summit]

we are

[tidal raven]

I play both bottoms
Supports one of my favorite roles

I play support in alot of games

[bitter granite]

Bottoms always give support

[tidal raven]

Exactly

[gritty summit]

but i main bottom and i play ADC

[bitter granite]

I’m about to be a bottom in paladins

[gritty summit]

sometimes support

[tidal raven]

I am very quickly becoming a Mal' Damba one trick

[bitter granite]

You are using healing Mal Damba right?

Not garbage or damage Mal Damba

[tidal raven]

Yep

[bitter granite]

Which talent are you using

[tidal raven]

Depends

[bitter granite]

This is the question that seperate the real from the fake

[tidal raven]

If im not the only healer, Wokona's Wrath

[bitter granite]

THERE IS NO DEPENDS THERE IS ONLY ONE GOOD HEALING TALENT

[tidal raven]

Otherwise, Spirits Chosen

[mint nymph]

Gourd, obviously

[bitter granite]

Gourd is horrible

Never use that talent unless your a troll

Normal gourd has a lot more use than the double healing gourd which becomes useless after round 1

[tidal raven]

Ripened Gourd is a throw pick

[next sedge]

boobs usually, sometimes ass

[tidal raven]

The damage can really help create space

[gritty summit]

ass works

[bitter granite]

And spirit’s chosen is better healing than ripened gourd

also if you have deft hands you don’t need wekeno’s wrath

[tidal raven]

Spirits gives you burst and area denial

[gritty summit]

I HATE THIS LEVEL I KEEP FALLING OFF THE MAP

[tidal raven]

Me, rushing Chronos 3 since I have -3 IQ:

Also, its funny to snipe the strix and get the pick

[bitter granite]

Choros is first for almost all healers, not all but almost all

After chronos I go for nimble and deft hands on Damba

[next sedge]

I always find it funny that in the boobs v ass debate people will very much defend their chosen side, but when presented with either IRL they will give in

[tidal raven]

I rush Chronos III, then go for Haven II, then spend the leftover credits on Nimble II

[bitter granite]

How were they struggling to finish

Commitment issue always

[tidal raven]

If I have to get 4th item, depends on champ
Deft hands on Damba

[bitter granite]

I usually get haven last on Damba since he has a good escape tool

[bitter granite]

Unless the enemies have a sniper than I get haven after chronos

[next sedge]

Foxes, the socially awkward woodland creatures

[tidal raven]

Damn no wonder furries are just a bunch of socially awkward people

[bitter granite]

Do I feel like playing Kasumi or Strix today

Maybe Willo

[rigid plank]

I’m not socially awkward but I do have anxiety

[tidal raven]

Just guess my favorite class

[bitter granite]

Tank

[tidal raven]

Tell me im not the only one who wants to punch that face

[bitter granite]

Her voicelines are what gets to people

[gritty summit]

bottom 🫵 i mean support

[tidal raven]

No way how could you tell

[tidal raven]

Both are true

[bitter granite]

Can you tell who my main is

[tidal raven]

Kin*ssa

[bitter granite]

Not anymore, they took away her funny stuff

[tidal raven]

Shame Kinessa is Strix but better in every single way

[bitter granite]

Kinessa is worse actually

After recent changes Kinessa is now worse than strix

[tidal raven]

Based

[tidal raven]

Oh fr?
What'd they do this time

[bitter granite]

I used him a lot during open beta

Reduce kinessa’s damage so much that it’s the same as strix who for damage buffs

Kinessa has to wait and charge up to her max damage while strix can quick scope

[tidal raven]

Oh true

Or if you take the funny talent, can just no scope

[bitter granite]

Strix has invisible giving him more of a advantage to line up shots unlike Kinessa who has to charge than shoot but will probably be seen by than

[tidal raven]

We need more No-Scope snipers in video games

[bitter granite]

And lastly, strix pistol is far stronger than kinessa’s assault rifle

Unless Kinessa uses ult

They both hit for 1200 with the sniper but strix is faster and has a better escape than Kinessa with his invis

[bitter granite]

Only advantage Kinessa has now is her ult

[bitter granite]

You can steal my healing build if you want

It’s called Snake Vemon

[rigid plank]

I want to play paladins again but I don’t have my pog skin

[tidal raven]

I know
Took a peek at it

[bitter granite]

I just changed it

[tidal raven]

Oh not the pool of health build?

[bitter granite]

One of the cards was wrong in it

[bitter granite]

That‘a for the gourd

It’s useless

[tidal raven]

I really should get heal the spirits as a filler card

[bitter granite]

I make a build for every talent, even the bad ones

[tidal raven]

Gotcha

[bitter granite]

Snake Vemon has all the needed cards to keep Damba alive and keep his healing going

[tidal raven]

I make a build for each playstyle I want

[bitter granite]

DR is important for main healers

It’s why Rei is so good since her DR can go up to 25%

[tidal raven]

Like for Grover I can run rampant blooming or the sniper talent

[bitter granite]

After the Grover changes he only has one good talent now but even with that talent he is useless

Went from best to worse healer over night

He is on par with Jenos which isn’t saying much

[tidal raven]

Yeah

He's still very fun
And with Rampant his healing feels very nice

[bitter granite]

Someone tried convincing me Corvus is the worse healer in the game and that Pip is the best

[tidal raven]

Cant say much about pip

[bitter granite]

That’s the only good talent he has left

[bitter granite]

Pip is very mid tier of a healer while Corvus is a top tier

Pip does good burst healing but that’s it, he can’t constantly heal you

[tidal raven]

I have more IO experince than Pip experince

[bitter granite]

Pip is almost 100% focused around his team being able to play smart and get caut off of them for the burst

[hollow mirage]

I like pip but his Ult fucking sucks if youre playing with randos

[tidal raven]

(Thats never the case)

[bitter granite]

even though his ult is the biggest radius in the game

[hollow mirage]

yea, and then nobody actually is able to get any kills

fucking awful

[tidal raven]

I play in a vc with a friend who loves pip
You do not know how many times ive heard him say "My burst doesnt work if you arent all together"

[hollow mirage]

so the enemy team just turns back with full health like nothing happened

[bitter granite]

Pip has a good ult but that’s only if you know how to follow up on your ult

[bitter granite]

Sounds like a off-support pip

[tidal raven]

Maybe

[bitter granite]

Main support pip shouldn’t be complaining about burst healing since they have a faster or better burst than usual

[tidal raven]

He doesnt play Pip if theres only 1 support

[hollow mirage]

Pip has alright DPS, and he can have a constant heal

I can shoot teammates to heal them on top of his ability to throw his healing potion

[bitter granite]

His constant heal is usually too weak to keep most tanks alive which is the job of the main support

[tidal raven]

I think he means like, the people who should be on point, being on point

[bitter granite]

This is paladins, no one plays point

[tidal raven]

I dont know how many times ive seen people who actively fear an empty point

[bitter granite]

RIP damage Jenos

No longer exist

[tidal raven]

What Damage Jenos?

[rigid plank]

Should I play paladins again?

[bitter granite]

Yes

[supple scaffold]

Ah I remember playing paladins around Ob 45ish idk but I remembered playing a lot of pip. I still miss potg though

[tidal raven]

Depends
Do you want to suffer?

[bitter granite]

Jenos use to do the highest damage in the game but they nerfed it to basically nothing

Now going damage Jenos only makes you do less damage

[hollow mirage]

Paladins was always a game that i'd just play with one of my partners

but since Moose doesnt wanna play it, I see no reason to either

[rigid plank]

I play ow2 and pz you bet

[tidal raven]

I was never around for POTG
In Overwatch it never mattered to me apart from flexing

[tidal raven]

Then play it

[bitter granite]

I’m sorry you had to play OW

[tidal raven]

Die to a Kasumi you couldnt see

[rigid plank]

I like ow2

[bitter granite]

I sorry

[tidal raven]

Be unable to kill that one support whos wide open

Fight a good Yagorath

[bitter granite]

Yag has to be good for there to be good Yags

All Yag does right now is let the enemies charge ult faster by attacking them

[tidal raven]

A good Off-Tank Yagorath can shred a team

[tidal raven]

Are they playing Point Tank

[bitter granite]

Even off tank Yag will get shred by a good team

[supple scaffold]

Well sense comp dosen't exist it gave me a reason to play the game (I have the heroes pack all characters and future heroes unlocked)

[bitter granite]

Point tank or off tank Yag feeds enemies and will die the moment 2 or more focus them

[tidal raven]

Not really

Well, if they arent dive bombing into the enemy team that it

[bitter granite]

They were taking flank routes but Yag is easy to spot so the back line would focus them

[tidal raven]

Yagorath is suprisingly mobile

Well off tanks need to have a supportive flank to back them up

[bitter granite]

all supports have a stun so Yag is dead if they run into them

If not a stun than some other CC that is on par with stun

[tidal raven]

Most supports should be with the team
And they absoelutly do not have the dps to take Yagorath alone

[bitter granite]

I’ve solo a Yag with Corvus, they aren’t hard to kill

[tidal raven]

They were bad then

[bitter granite]

They have a big weak spot that you can easily beam into

Dailies:
Do 100K healing
Do 300K healing
Play support 6 times

[tidal raven]

They have their entire kit to wipe you
If not that some how, then a decently fast charging ult

[tidal raven]

Lucky

[bitter granite]

I FUCKING GET IT YOH WANT ME TO PLAY SUPPORT TODAY

[tidal raven]

Quests
Get 100k Champion XP
Get 30k Champion XP
Play 2 games of flank

[hollow mirage]

play support

[bitter granite]

YAG’s ult is currently one of the worse in the game because it has so many requirements behind it and if you get killed while ult than your dead

[tidal raven]

I dont wanna play the most useless class in the game‼️

[bitter granite]

They make YAG’s ult worse eveyr update

[bitter granite]

Cry about being a bad flank

Learn how to move

Only flank that has a excuse is Caspian

[tidal raven]

Atleast I can do this for the 3 daily quests

[tidal raven]

Dps can do flank better

[bitter granite]

Time to get good randoms

[bitter granite]

No

[tidal raven]

Yeah

[bitter granite]

Flanks have mobility skills that can get them anywhere they want and gives them multiple buffs using them

Only damage with something similar is dragoz or Octavia

[tidal raven]

A Viktor can deal with the flanks single handedly, and contest point

[bitter granite]

But they don’t have good escape like a flank does or the burst damage to finish or start fights

[tidal raven]

Half the DPS' are flanks in the wrong catagoery

[bitter granite]

You have no dps

Also you know Viktor is pretty weak right?

[tidal raven]

If you can aim
Viktor is really good im sorry

[bitter granite]

Viktor is only good if your team let’s him be good

He is super easy to counter since most characters can out damage him unless he is using burst

I feel bad for the enemies

And my Seris is a idiot

[tidal raven]

Seris's are either completely clueless
Or cracked

And the clueless ones are often on your team

[warm maple]

I think the AI is cheating

[tidal raven]

Maybe

I cant say for sure

[bitter granite]

Enemy Azaan left

[tidal raven]

https://tenor.com/view/yipee-meme-gif-25350387

[bitter granite]

Seris picked the damage talent but is focus healing

She picked damage after I told her I’m going off support for beam stuns

Azaan lost 2 1v1s against me in the first round and left

[tidal raven]

The calmest Azaan player

[bitter granite]

No he was aggressive he just forgot Furia isn’t the best support in the game for nothing

About tied with Rei for best anyways

Going to throw and pick Jenos

Good I got a team that can work around Jenos

[tidal raven]

Lets gooo Jenos gaming

[bitter granite]

Enemy team has better healers

This all comes down to damages tbh

[hollow mirage]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

[warm maple]

car

[bitter granite]

Jokermobile

[gritty summit]

i touched grass

[warm maple]

[hollow mirage]

banished

[bitter granite]

I don’t think my atlas knows how to atlas

And our Tyra is useless

[warm maple]

just punch

[gritty summit]

Atlas warframe from the warframe game

[warm maple]

[gritty summit]

I FELL OFF THE MAP AGAIN I HATE THIS GAME

[bitter granite]

Skill issue

[gritty summit]

SHUT UP

[bitter granite]

Make

[hollow mirage]

Atlas, you mean the Warframe Atlas from hit free to play game Warframe, developed by Canadian studio Digital Extremes?

[gritty summit]

now available with crossplay between PC and consoles! ||limited features and platforms||

[bitter granite]

Love getting no protection and our Tyra flanking just to die and do no damage

[modern schooner]

Still playing sonic?

[gritty summit]

yes

[warm maple]

s

[dreamy crown]

[modern schooner]

Falling off/through the map is to be expected

[gritty summit]

YOO THE PROTOGEN SONIC

[modern schooner]

My little sister almost couldn’t clear a level yesterday because she kept getting sucked into a wall in a narrow passage

[modern schooner]

YOOOOO

[hollow mirage]

NO NOT PROTOSONIC

[warm maple]

Protogen sonic

[modern schooner]

Now kick him onto the ground

[warm maple]

Yes

[modern schooner]

Repeatedly

[gritty summit]

WILL DO

[warm maple]

Kill

[modern schooner]

Make him slide across the floor because you hit him so hard, and then blow him up

[warm maple]

I think I've nearly broken the AI

[gritty summit]

haha loser

i died

[warm maple]

@gritty summit How good are you at Chess?

[gritty summit]

is this an invitation to get my ass kicked

[warm maple]

Maybe

[gritty summit]

not good, just the basics probably

[warm maple]

Wanna do some 5D chess?

[gritty summit]

oki

but i don't have it

[bitter granite]

Evie targeted me all match but I learned her pattern and she wasn’t going anywhere now

113K healing Jenos

I was keeping that Furia and Caspian alive

[warm maple]

It has the thing

[gritty summit]

remote play?

[warm maple]

Ye

[gritty summit]

the thing

[warm maple]

the thing

[modern schooner]

the thing

[hollow mirage]

The Thing

like the hit 1982 horror movie, The Thing, where a shapeshifting body snatching alien kills off a group of scientists in an antarctic research facility?

[modern schooner]

No

[warm maple]

Yes

[tidal raven]

(Yes)

[next sedge]

no (yes)

[gritty summit]

i'm getting bullied in 5d chess

[warm maple]

He got bullied so my pc froze

I don’t think any of us were winning

[gritty summit]

your pc surrendered, i won

[warm maple]

[gritty summit]

stop duplicating your queens

[warm maple]

Never

[foggy meadow]

“Hey! Do you have a pinurchin, I’ll give you a haunter to trade if you have one!”

“Oh cool, I-“ PTSD...I don’t trust them

[warm maple]

[amber arrow]

No

[limpid sequoia]

anyone who is familiar with stardew valley

I just got a dinosaur egg in a chest while fishing and I dont know what to do with it

I am new btw

[gritty summit]

MAYONNAISE

[limpid sequoia]

I saw a video telling me to hatch it

but idk how

[gritty summit]

i would hatch it yeah

[gritty summit]

incubator in a big coop

[limpid sequoia]

I am building a coop rn

but just a small one

[gritty summit]

once you upgrade the basic coop to the big one you get an incubator

[limpid sequoia]

how much is the upgrade?

[modern schooner]

If you insist

[gritty summit]

10k gold, 150 stone and 400 wood

[limpid sequoia]

damn

[gritty summit]

typo

[limpid sequoia]

Ill get saving then

[gritty summit]

if you're a psychopath like me, fishing 24/7 is a good way to make money early

[limpid sequoia]

I do that lol

[gritty summit]

i think i tried to speedrun fishing at one point to see how fast i could get max level in a new save

[fallow thunder]

i bought stardew valley, found the cowboy shooter arcade game, played that for hours until i beat it, and haven’t opened stardew since

[limpid sequoia]

after awhile though I got a bit bored of fishing and wanted something else so I wanted to get some animals

[gritty summit]

yeah that's fine, no rush on getting stuff

just play the game however you like

[gritty summit]

please no

[modern schooner]

Aw

[gritty summit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qevgo4sHxeQ guh?

YOOO MARIO KART

[rigid plank]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-gif-21924140

[bitter granite]

@drifting kernel gauntlet soon

Patch notes and reveals tomorrow, comes out Thursday

[oblique radish]

me when warframe on switch

[drifting kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-wow-wow-starts-clapping-gif-23651813

also it is old ramsgate

[bitter granite]

Yea

Old rams is the gauntlet arena, sexy

[drifting kernel]

im surprised they didnt get obliterated when the umbral esca islands were being wacky

[gritty summit]

they are listening

[modern schooner]

They are indeed

[bitter granite]

Who said they weren’t

[drifting kernel]

i mean

im pretty sure a cluster of islands causing mass destruction heading directly towards ramsgate, requiring the technology of a more powerful ancient civilization to be used to transport everyone away in time is bad news

[bitter granite]

Bows and shields when

Those are the next two weapons in line

[drifting kernel]

ive been waiting for bow
for 2 years

over 2 actually

[bitter granite]

I just want shield

Give me a captain america shield

[modern schooner]

Eggman and feetless Chao are friends now

[drifting kernel]

I want to fucking

Have unlimited access to avenging overdrive

[tidal raven]

Pulling up with the NOW

[bitter granite]

My zombies are too sexy

[gritty summit]

oh no

[gritty summit]

feetless Chao!! has it evolved yet?

[modern schooner]

I don’t know?

[gritty summit]

?

i have to do the mission again

[amber arrow]

||he gets off to how depressed people are||

[gritty summit]

it will grow feet (maybe)

[modern schooner]

[next sedge]

@gritty summit is darktide offline now?

[gritty summit]

yes, until release tomorrow

[next sedge]

Fugg. I really wanted to play some tonight

[modern schooner]

It has acquired legs

And also bat ears, totally

[gritty summit]

i see bat mommy

[next sedge]

What is next for it? Will it acquire hands?

[gritty summit]

consciousness

[modern schooner]

I actually hate rouge just because of how excessively oversexualized she is

[gritty summit]

i actually love shadow cause he's so edgy and cool and edgy 😼

[modern schooner]

He literally says “I’m the coolest” multiple times in the first fight with him as sonic. I really don’t think he’s cool

[gritty summit]

he's the coolest

i keep getting network errors on warframe

oh there's a maintenance going on

[modern schooner]

It’s the world telling you to play more sonic

[gritty summit]

no Darktide or Warframe for me so this can only mean one thing

[modern schooner]

Works for me

[balmy mason]

works for everyone*

[next sedge]

Something involving rocks and stones?

[bitter granite]

WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK WAS THAT https://twitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1597716769078411265?s=46&t=PhcIHoNJeTN3KXEAzahCQw

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

Chris Pratt’s version of ‘Let’s-a-go!’ in ‘THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE’.

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410

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[gritty summit]

it involves a hedgehog and chili dogs

[eternal maple]

First reply got it right

[bitter granite]

Yep

[balmy mason]

i was gonna find another one but the one i thought of was actually super sonic

[bitter granite]

https://twitter.com/dr_bonehead/status/1597444716106481665?s=46&t=PhcIHoNJeTN3KXEAzahCQw

Joe Goffeney (@Dr_Bonehead)

Pokémon absolutely NEEDS voice acting in Generation 10.

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Feels more dead than usual hearing it with and without voice acting

It’s not like they can’t afford them

[proud wren]

please no

[bitter granite]

OH YES

[proud wren]

which one is gg sans

[bitter granite]

Wish they would give us times new Roman

[proud wren]

im pretty sure it's the ugly one they use on their website

this

NO GAUSS PRIME???

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-overeat-vomit-gravityfalls-dwarf-gif-5342153

What is that font

[proud wren]

right??

im p that's the one they'll be usin

[bitter granite]

Good

[drifting kernel]

if it opens up thedoors to custom fonts im down

[proud wren]

i doubt

[drifting kernel]

i want to fucking
meme in times new roman

[bitter granite]

No

Meme in Arial

[proud wren]

we can only dream of custom fonts

[drifting kernel]

custom fonts with nitro

[bitter granite]

Time to play insurgency sandstorm

[atomic spear]

Mood

[hollow mirage]

because baruuk came before

[proud wren]

o h

[hollow mirage]

hes releasing early though

wasnt rev prime like 2 months ago?

[bitter granite]

Well

This game just makes me want to play BF2042

Take that however you will

[gritty summit]

sonic generations is gonna make me go mental

[balmy mason]

its too late

but like why dont they just add voice acting

they definitely can afford it and would just make the game marginally better

[tidal raven]

Lets goo

[bitter granite]

Paladins time

Played one match of Overwatch and remembered how boring it was

[tidal raven]

Played a match of overwatch and realized how much I want DPS Doomfist

That and Doomfist Paladins

[bitter granite]

Doomfist in paladins is just called off tank terminus

Love when I lock in healer before anyone else picks and everyone else picks flank

No tank against a Tyra, drogoz, and makoa

This is a done match, not worth fighting if our flanks can’t kill

[tidal raven]

Eh
They feel different

[bitter granite]

clearly hasn’t played a real off tank term

[tidal raven]

I have
They feel different

[mint nymph]

I believe in speed. And power

[tidal raven]

Off tank term is very fun
But they arent Doomfist

Doomfist can hit the slam, punch the enemy mercy
Then fuck off

I get the same vibe playing Talus that I do Doom

[bitter granite]

confirms off tank term hasn’t been played

Skye is scared to kill, Octoavia to commit, Seris to damage, Caspian is doing fine

I’m watching 3 dudes struggle to hit a zhin who is barely moving

At close range Skye and Seris can’t hit A FUCKING ZHIN

[rigid plank]

https://tenor.com/view/lloyd-drg-deep-rock-galactic-deep-rock-lloyd-my-beloved-gif-24465977

[bitter granite]

@drifting kernel https://youtu.be/bVbfOJHg-Gk

[drifting kernel]

GUILD STUFF FINALLY

also holy shit keystone farming????

actually poggers???/

[proud wren]

holy cow

[bitter granite]

@rigid plank just watched someone ash themselves

Free win

They ash themselves and left

Felt second hand embarrassment at it’s finest

[limpid sequoia]

WOOOO

[proud wren]

game?

[limpid sequoia]

Coromon

Very good game

[proud wren]

interesting

[limpid sequoia]

Favorite coromon:

[proud wren]

hermit crab

[modern schooner]

I like the birb

[fervent tapir]

kfc

[hollow mirage]

kentucky fried coromon

[proud wren]

yummy

[fervent tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-warframe-what-bubson-gierczak-gif-24504035

vine boom

[modern schooner]

Slay the spire is fun

[balmy mason]

discord brokey

discord workin again

sprime is easy as hell

this is what i get for being lazy as fuck

[hollow mirage]

i’ll make it when i get home

I have a vine boom mp3 file

[fervent tapir]

good take approved

[gritty summit]

hello binupop

[fervent tapir]

Shit ass poopoo take denied ❌

[gritty summit]

hi binupop hello

[balmy mason]

awesome melee playthrough

[modern schooner]

Those are definitely all melee weapons, yup

[hollow mirage]

werewolf mother tomorrrrowwwwww

[balmy mason]

another

i've gotten every drop from the mimic besides the one i want

[fervent tapir]

what the fuck is a binupop

[gritty summit]

[fervent tapir]

how many levels?

[gritty summit]

i don't know it was rank 4 i think

[fervent tapir]

what gun

[gritty summit]

how do i check

poggies

[bitter granite]

I live

[gritty summit]

i don't think i got a gun, i can't find anything

[bitter granite]

Got bored and took a nap

@hollow mirage deadline missed

[hollow mirage]

expected

[gritty summit]

guh

[bitter granite]

Said they still need more time for bug fixes

No release except for 2023

[fervent tapir]

ah that wasn't the confrontatio

[gritty summit]

i want to die

[balmy mason]

the boring part of the game approaches

[next sedge]

ah yes, Plantera

[balmy mason]

btw this game gave me 1 less soul of might and soul of fright than i need to make the last thing i need the souls for

so now i gotta do destroyer and sprime again

[bitter granite]

So it begins

[hollow mirage]

shame its not 1.3 anymore and you cant just item frame dupe

[balmy mason]

also fuck this

[balmy mason]

yeah but thats for babies and i dont remember how to do it

[bitter granite]

He landed two crits in a row

Off to a bad fucking start

A FUCKING GAIN

WHYYYYYYY

This feels impossible

If he doesn’t crit than his tail whip will blast me, if I growl back even if I lower his attack more than he lowers my defense he still 3 shots while it takes me 4-5

One time I land a crit and have a chance he lands double crits again

https://tenor.com/view/goku-heart-attack-goku-ismael-gif-24529441

Even with healing items no chance, what is this squirtle made of

I finally got it

[gritty summit]

squirtle supremacy

[bitter granite]

Took forever

[gritty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/squirtle-squad-squirtle-riceball-eat-pokemon-gif-21880270

[bitter granite]

Rival: I think I picked the wrong starter

Bud you beat me in every other timeline

Almost got rolled by bulbasaur next but landed two lucky crits

Time to figure out who my second member will be

[hollow mirage]

1

[bitter granite]

Nintendo moment

Fucking fans as usual

[proud wren]

yikes

[hollow mirage]

Nintendo is so out of touch, its absurd

[bitter granite]

They just don’t like their fans

Long as they keep the nostalgia train going they will keep making money

Now that SE is gome maybe the game can recover

SE love driving their online games into the ground and hoping for the best

Thank god embrace group now owns crystal dynamics, since embracer is amazing

[modern schooner]

The game loaded some dude’s clothes without the dude. Terrifying.

I don’t wanna become the girl who dies because she played a video game in a creepypasta

If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, assume the polterponcho got me

I am actually terrified now, I’m such a baby

[hollow mirage]

I CAN STREAM MY XBOX TO MY PC LETS GO

I never knew I could do this

it dont look the best but I can actually like, capture footage and screenshots of LP2 or something at least

[hollow mirage]

all S lets go

[bitter granite]

You didn’t?

They added that feature maybe 2 years ago, it’s how I play most of my games at school or work

[hollow mirage]

well Ive never looked into it because I dont play xbox basically ever

[bitter granite]

Anything with a browser I can turn into a Xbox

Cloud gaming goes brrrr

They were going to make cloud gaming a app but apple said fuck that we don’t want competition on our phones as apps

So Microsoft made it a website that can be turned into a app

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[zinc moon]

Mood

[gleaming roost]

What the fuck

First problem: What the fuck is that game

Second problem: No proper punctuation between clauses and sentences

[indigo marten]

I don't use punctuation

[bitter granite]

I think it’s Arknights, mobile gacha game

[bitter granite]

Expect nothing from a gacha game

[zinc moon]

Nah, it's Neural cloud

Also don't worry about second problem
She just ranting and all that

Devs kinda known for shitpost as much as the playerbase

I mean they also make this

[analog crypt]

Thought that was GFL

[zinc moon]

Neural cloud is GFL spinoff

[limpid sequoia]

What the hell is Arknight’s

[drifting kernel]

Tower defense gacha game

[peak lichen]

Amine

[balmy mason]

i got sleep

[analog crypt]

Ye AK is a TD gacha game

[gritty summit]

give me your sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_o5oOJs_v0

[rigid plank]

Greedy rat

[fervent tapir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7aW7qtS6ZM
boots up in 6 seconds because it never actually boots down
12 hour battery is good but seeing as you can't do shit with a chromebook this means nothing
"built in virus protection" just means putting you in a virtual baby jail where all the important features are gone since you can hurt yourself if you don't know what you are doing
sorry i just realized how much i hate chromebooks

oh yeah their new thing is cloud gaming and how chromebooks are so good at it but like
mf i could use an actual gaming laptop and play the actual game without shitty ass geforce now wait times and compression

saying your device can cloud game is by it's very nature not a bonus

stadia

[dusky epoch]

chromebooks are fucking terrible i hate them

they are made for people who have no idea how to use a computer

[indigo marten]

what's a chromebook

[dusky epoch]

a shitty google brand laptop

[fervent tapir]

yes

[dusky epoch]

you can't even use it to browse local files

[fervent tapir]

you have to enable dev mode just to run apks (can't run executables lmao)
and your warranty expires if you do too like what a d move

[dusky epoch]

cant run exes?!?!?!?!

what the fucking fuck bruh

[gritty summit]

wolf mommy

[drifting kernel]

OH SHIT ITS TODAY

[proud wren]

a really cheap shitty laptop that some schools use

[gritty summit]

yeah soon

i don't even have a Voidrig so i guess i'll eat dirt

[drifting kernel]

Same

[gritty summit]

surely i can piggyback off of Cosmic

[gritty summit]

if not then i guess i'll have to farm all day just to start crafting the Voidrig

[gritty summit]

[rigid plank]

Funny emoji

[rigid plank]

Same my school uses them

[gritty summit]

guh

[drifting kernel]

Variks

https://tenor.com/view/variks-dumbosdiner-dumbos-diner-discord-gif-24869105

[gritty summit]

2 minutes

wtf is humpday

[drifting kernel]

Wednesday

[hollow mirage]

oh jeez

[gritty summit]

me

[hollow mirage]

ugh i’m gonna miss out on the launch of the update because I have to go to the airport to drop my grandfather off fuck

absolutely awesome

[gritty summit]

could be worse, i probably won't be able to farm her for like 4 days

[drifting kernel]

Do you need a voidrig tho

[gritty summit]

region chat is something else

[gritty summit]

i think you do, but i'll check

[hollow mirage]

screenshot the red text for me

[bitter granite]

My stats page is sexy

[proud wren]

i only care about the grendel rework

grendel best boy

[bitter granite]

Achey bones is a banger

[hollow mirage]

“I won’t” “Be Calm”

being calm is for nerdssss

[bitter granite]

Slipknot is the odd one out from my top 5

[bitter granite]

The rest are all rock or pop band than slipknot is Nu Metal

[bitter granite]

LETS FUCKING GO

[gritty summit]

yas queen slay

[bitter granite]

THIS WAS MINE

[gritty summit]

holy shit 0.01%

[bitter granite]

Had those same stats for AJR last year

Twenty One Pliots hasn’t moved from 2nd place for a few years now

[gritty summit]

what did you get on this thing

[bitter granite]

Nomad

[gritty summit]

oh close enough

[bitter granite]

Almost the exact same

[gritty summit]

yeah i have variety and you have loyalty

[bitter granite]

I do be loyal once I find a artist

Was surprised Waterparks wasn’t in my top 5

I feel attacked

But ends on a good note

[hollow mirage]

not what I expected, but probably still good

[dreamy crown]

Nekros

[hollow mirage]

still like 1k more health

if I mathed right

[gritty summit]

2gb update

[bitter granite]

I need people to understand when I say I feel like this music video https://youtu.be/1vrLLhApPHg

[dreamy crown]

I think its like 1.2kish

[hollow mirage]

pretty cool

[bitter granite]

Still love that they use a cello inside of a guitar

Dude carries around that Cello like nothing and breaks into solos

[warm maple]

Oh god the Spotify thing

[gritty summit]

the thing

[supple scaffold]

https://clips.twitch.tv/JoyousTalentedCasetteVoHiYo-T3GbIRXvaNhtilhJ

[bitter granite]

Be music gamer

[warm maple]

Is this good or bad?

[dreamy crown]

Not enough

[gritty summit]

depends

[hollow mirage]

i don’t think soundcloud has these kinds of stats

maybe most played, but not time listened and whatever

[gritty summit]

i had 56k minutes total playtime

[warm maple]

[gritty summit]

yoo i've listened to those songs in 2nd and 3rd place

and 4th

[hollow mirage]

i might just have to wait for a lil before most played shows up

[warm maple]

Lame

[gritty summit]

not a bad thing

[proud wren]

her pose looks a lot like excal umbra's

kinda makes sense, they're both insane people from lua

[gritty summit]

ah yes, voruna and excal umbra fanart

[hollow mirage]

i can check my 2021 playback but not 2022 yet

[proud wren]

shush

[hollow mirage]

damn i really liked Glaive.

[proud wren]

the r34 artists will hear you if you're too loud

[gritty summit]

good

[proud wren]

NO

[gritty summit]

it's inevitable

[dreamy crown]

Mommy

[placid pulsar]

they'll hear you if you whisper, the hell are you talking about?

[proud wren]

[placid pulsar]

they are swift and unstoppable in their ways

[proud wren]

these wolf statues in the back seem interesting

[dreamy crown]

I hate wolves

[proud wren]

fair

[dreamy crown]

The wolf boss sucks

[proud wren]

what wolf boss

[warm maple]

No spoilers

[dreamy crown]

Oh

[hollow mirage]

honestly so far you say everything sucks

[dreamy crown]

Some people haven't done every story mission as soon as they could

[hollow mirage]

yea i would if I didn’t have to leave soon

[proud wren]

i can't do it, i leave for school in 20 minutes

[dreamy crown]

Nerd imagine not wanting a necromech before you even knew new war needed one

[proud wren]

oh there's a dedicated arcane bit on the ship now

[dreamy crown]

Same with railjack

[hollow mirage]

yea. seems pointless ngl

[proud wren]

ye

[hollow mirage]

we already had a dedicated arcane section

literally on the warframes

[proud wren]

does no real harm ig

[gritty summit]

you're the nerd for wanting a necromech before you even knew new war needed one

[hollow mirage]

there’s good reason for wanting one beforehand

[dreamy crown]

They cool and do funny amounts of damage

And mausolon fucks

[hollow mirage]

Mausolon is the only reason

[dreamy crown]

And for railjack missions

The liches done know what hit em

[hollow mirage]

ever used a Mausolon on a 500+% power strength Harrow?

[dreamy crown]

Dont*

[proud wren]

new ephemera is interesting

[hollow mirage]

nice stache

[proud wren]

you emit a bunch of light but you also have a tentacle monster that wants to hug you

[hollow mirage]

i’m getting the tails one when i get back home in like and hour and a half

[dreamy crown]

"Hug"

[proud wren]

tails ephemera?

i haven't seen that one

[gritty summit]

yeah they showed it when they were showing Voruna yesterday

[proud wren]

sweet

[dreamy crown]

Ass

[hollow mirage]

of course Pablo was using on Grendel when showing off the rework

[next sedge]

What's wrong with a little cosmic tentacle that just wants a hug?

[proud wren]

nothing

[dreamy crown]

Hug is getting off easy with tentacle monsters

[proud wren]

speed build?

[dreamy crown]

I wonder if that stacks with infested mobility

[hollow mirage]

eldritch beings get lonely too

[dreamy crown]

For full plains bullet jump

[rigid plank]

Mom?

[gritty summit]

YO I CAN ACCESS THE NODE

[rigid plank]

I’m still in school rip

[proud wren]

voruna's 4 seems pretty good

[gritty summit]

i feel intimidated