other-games

[bitter granite]

You have to unlock them by playing a certain number if matches

They did that to stop smurfing by locking everything behind a match requirement

[tidal raven]

Yeah
100 Matches isnt that bad tbh

[bitter granite]

That’s to unlock the whole roster

50 wins in quick play to unlock ranked

And everything else is locked behind getting a certain amount of wins also

[tidal raven]

So yeah, not that bad

[onyx loom]

it's still a bit pointless

[tidal raven]

Its better than nothing

[bitter granite]

Prefer not having stuff locked behind having to play or win a certain number of matches

[tidal raven]

That is preferable
But not having it will just make an issue worse

And if you arent smurfing it'll only be an issue for a bit

[hollow mirage]

100 matches is quite a lot.

what’s the average runtime of a match

multiply that by 100 and that’s how much playtime you need just to have the roster of the first game.

[tidal raven]

It seems to depend

[hollow mirage]

let’s say 20 minutes.

that’s about 33 hours

[tidal raven]

about a day

Not that bad

[wispy loom]

33 hours of gameplay for a competitive game is nothing

[hollow mirage]

just to unlock old characters

[tidal raven]

if we assume 15 minutes its about 25, about a day

[hollow mirage]

that just seems wrong to me

i’d understand if it was for unlocking new characters

[tidal raven]

Sounds goof to me
Stop smurfing
And OGs will already be commiting to about a day of playtime

its kind of like a verification

[bitter granite]

15 minutes on average

Longest around 35

[hollow mirage]

still give or take 33 hours for queue times and menu time then

[bitter granite]

Shortest about 5 if the enemy team just gives up

[bitter granite]

Queue time based on what role you choose to play as can be 1-5 minutes

[hollow mirage]

exactly

[tidal raven]

1 minute is average

5 at the most

[hollow mirage]

maybe for overwatch 1

[bitter granite]

For tank and healer 1-2 is average

[hollow mirage]

wasn’t queue times for OW2 absolutely abysmal during the beta

[bitter granite]

Damage it can take up to 10 minutes

[hollow mirage]

guess we’ll just have to see how it goes on release tomorrow

[bitter granite]

Tank has the shortest queue time now thanks to changes most likely

[hollow mirage]

because nobody wants to play them?

[tidal raven]

Because its only 1 per match

[bitter granite]

1 tank per team insist of 2 now

But they aren’t really tanks anymore, most are now just main and off tank hybrids

[tidal raven]

So theres no issues with 2 tanks wanting to queue at once and them being unable to be shaved into a game with 1 tank in it already

[bitter granite]

No longer any true main or off tanks

Things is though tank already had the shortest queue time

[tidal raven]

Really?

thought it was second to support

[bitter granite]

Support is second

[tidal raven]

Nobody wants to play support

[bitter granite]

Supports are more common than tanks because tanks always rage quit

[tidal raven]

Lmao

[bitter granite]

And it’s always a dva

I remember someone saying Overwatch has the strongest support characters of any game

Paladins would like to talk

Supports can heavy crazy a team easily in Paladins, no need for damage

[hollow mirage]

can win a game of all healers in paladins

[tidal raven]

Overwatch do-

Oh yeah Paladins

Full Paladin team is viable

[bitter granite]

There is a few games with better healers than Overwatch

[tidal raven]

99% of those being rpgs

[warm maple]

Surprisingly enough. Gabriel's second fight on violent was much easier than V2

[bitter granite]

Everything has better healers, change my mind

[tidal raven]

Maya is peak healer

[tidal raven]

*Unsuprisingly

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

Warframe has better healers

[warm maple]

tru

[bitter granite]

Volt and Gauss are amazing healers

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[hollow mirage]

Harrow is the ultimate support

[tidal raven]

trinity exsists
Nothing more, nothing less

[bitter granite]

Wrong, Wisp

[hollow mirage]

you right

but harrow cooler

[tidal raven]

Wisp just exsists
Nothing more
Nothing less

[hollow mirage]

you right

[drifting kernel]

Wisp has no feet to lick

[bitter granite]

Sigma has feet

[warm maple]

Lick the ghostly stumps

[bitter granite]

Got to get those prime toes

[warm maple]

ah ye

[hollow mirage]

wisp lacks feet because gamers licked them away

[atomic spear]

https://fxtwitter.com/eco_mmunity/status/1576911610987565056?cxt=HHwWgMDS8auwqOIrAAAA

[warm maple]

Ay yo? New Rimworld DLC soon?

[drifting kernel]

My fault

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[hollow mirage]

what was deleted

[drifting kernel]

Yanderedev chalice meme

[warm maple]

[hollow mirage]

ah

i found a mantis. cool

fren :>

[warm maple]

fren :>

[indigo harness]

fren :>

[small wren]

Consoom

[bitter granite]

Crush

We farming

[hollow mirage]

NO

[bitter granite]

Used all my neural sensors last night

Had to get more

[hollow mirage]

very cool

and hexanon is always nice

[small wren]

Need that daily forma

[bitter granite]

No railjack

[bitter granite]

Haven’t found much to use it for yet so stockpiling it

[drifting kernel]

whoever decided flutter slimes should use a unique food can go step into spicy water

[hollow mirage]

to build wisp

[drifting kernel]

and that said unique food is not truly farmable

[bitter granite]

No

[drifting kernel]

i fucking LOVe the acceltra

[drifting kernel]

i have spawned a lich lets fucking go

[crystal field]

what weapon

[drifting kernel]

kraken

no funny explosive

[crystal field]

i got a quartak at my first lich

i didnt know anything about liches

i just randomly executed this dude with a weapon above him

[limpid sequoia]

Does anyone here play on switch

👉👈

[bitter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/switch-nintendo-switch-light-switch-gif-11883740

This switch?

[small wren]

[limpid sequoia]

https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1664817552309465.webm

Fatalis icebourne best vidya finale bosses ever tho

[bitter granite]

Simply wrong, Senator is

[limpid sequoia]

🔫

[bitter granite]

Do it

[limpid sequoia]

Memorable boss, but not the best final ones

[bitter granite]

They are the only true finale boss

All others are fake

[limpid sequoia]

https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1664826842598106.png

[hollow mirage]

ew.

did you wait for the pop up showing what weapon it’d spawn with??

[drifting kernel]

when i killed the larva thing? no

[hollow mirage]

ouch

if you wait a sec it shows what it’s gonna spawn with

now you got stuck with the funny dick looking grineer pistol

[drifting kernel]

when hes dead can i just
do another

[crystal field]

oh i didnt even realize kraken is the pistol

what element did you get

[crystal field]

yes

im not sure if theres a cooldown or not

[limpid sequoia]

You guys heard about what's going on with overwatch 2

[crystal field]

its probably worth more if you just recruit the lich

[limpid sequoia]

It's become f2p at the monkey-paw of giving blizzard your phone number and recording your voice chats lol

[crystal field]

what

[limpid sequoia]

You don't know?

Also ow1 being replaced by ow2 tomorrow

[crystal field]

why would they need my phone number

[limpid sequoia]

So yeah technically ow1 died

[limpid sequoia]

Give shady agents and china a quick buck

[crystal field]

ow1 died long ago

[limpid sequoia]

Also true

[crystal field]

unlike its rule34

[limpid sequoia]

It's weird how that part of overwatch influenced an entire new genre of blender/3d animation

Good and bad

No more sfm

[crystal field]

i mean back when ow released there werent that many good characters for art

you had like mass effect

thats about it

[limpid sequoia]

Oh also another thing

Fandom is buying out gamefaqs, game critic, mega bomb and other sites

All those archived and old boards...gone forever

[hollow mirage]

paladins better

[bitter granite]

This is a true statement

@hollow mirage how do I get grandmother going

[hollow mirage]

front of the railjack

[bitter granite]

Is this not the front

[hollow mirage]

no

[bitter granite]

So I’m in the butt

[hollow mirage]

sure

[bitter granite]

Good no moose around to say it

[hollow mirage]

time to farm some syndicate standing to buy relics in a couple days for Rev prime

[bitter granite]

Just buy rev you fool

[hollow mirage]

Ive thought about it

dont test me

[bitter granite]

Only $80

[onyx loom]

never ever buying a prime access

[bitter granite]

Do it you fool

[onyx loom]

the only one that could have slightly tempted me was nidus because he's my lad but not even that could sway me

[hollow mirage]

I bought Nezha, and Harrows

[bitter granite]

Nidus was a little too easy for me to get

[hollow mirage]

both pretty worth, but I think Ive gotten more enjoyment from Harrow

[onyx loom]

it's so much money for something I can farm in game

[bitter granite]

BUT THIS LAST FUCKING NEZHA PIECE DOESNT WANT TO DORP AFTER 20 DAMN RELICS

[hollow mirage]

its plat and exlusive stuff to tho

[crystal field]

i cant switch to any frame after messa

[onyx loom]

yeah but not for that much money

[bitter granite]

Skill issue

[crystal field]

the damage reduction is too good

[onyx loom]

truly do not need that much plat, and no cosmetic in a videogame is ever going to be worth me spending upwards of fifty euro

[bitter granite]

Use daddy nidus

[hollow mirage]

itd be $140 actually

[bitter granite]

Pocket change for Microsoft, which means pocket change for you

[hollow mirage]

I prob could afford it, but do I want to

[bitter granite]

Yes

Spend all your money

On me

[hollow mirage]

once crossplay comes out i'll buy you something

[bitter granite]

Everything*

[crystal field]

does the bundle have early access

[bitter granite]

Or maybe I will hustle a new player out of plat

[onyx loom]

can't trade free plat

[crystal field]

yea

what you can do is cheese nightwave mods though

[bitter granite]

Make them buy plat and give it to me for a weak mod

[hollow mirage]

the prime access?

[crystal field]

yes

[warm maple]

Is that Dream?

[limpid sequoia]

Yes

[bitter granite]

Yes

[hollow mirage]

no, its only available to buy on the day it releases

[warm maple]

He looks like he does bad stuff to cats

[limpid sequoia]

Don't look up dream vore pics

[bitter granite]

Like Nintendo does?

[hollow mirage]

you can just get the prime frame and weapons early technicaly, but only when the relics become available for everyone else

[warm maple]

Yes

[bitter granite]

Find dream

[warm maple]

They're all dream

[bitter granite]

They’re all in our dreams

[crystal field]

then just.. buy everything from the market with plat?

[hollow mirage]

it also comes with plat and prime armor thats exclusive to access

[crystal field]

oh

[hollow mirage]

youre basically buying the plat and getting the prime stuff free with it

[bitter granite]

Today I realize Destiny 1 was so good that Destiny 2 was bad

[warm maple]

Yes

[hollow mirage]

well no, its just discounted plat with prime shit or something

[bitter granite]

Yearly reminder that your mistakes learned from my mistakes

[warm maple]

huh

[bitter granite]

@hollow mirage is this head?

[hollow mirage]

yes

[bitter granite]

Why robot not let me use

[warm maple]

no

[hollow mirage]

thats navigation, and the thing up front is how you pilot

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

It won’t let me navigate

Trash game, uninstalling

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

Going back to Destiny 2

Got to hit up Spaz

Destiny 2 looking kinda weird

[hollow mirage]

youd never

[bitter granite]

Your right, I don’t like being fucked by bungie

[drifting kernel]

Did someone say getting fucked

[bitter granite]

No Stafliix

[drifting kernel]

Oh ok

[bitter granite]

Stupid lust

[drifting kernel]

[bitter granite]

B4B time

I need more first person melee and this game does at least that, too much Vermintide 2

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

Still a boring game tbh

[fervent tapir]

i played ghost recon wildlands and it is the most ass third person shooter i have ever played

ubisoft cant make games anymore

its Just Cause but like ten million times worse

speaking of which just cause goes hard

[bitter granite]

Wildlands is good, breakpoint isn’t

[fervent tapir]

i only played it for five hours but it felt like shit
imo***

killing everyone in like 1 shot got old fast
and the cars had the "death stranding effect" attached to them

i remember thinking to myself when i tried to shoot at some guy that "i might be too far away, he will see me" then i proceeded to beam him from like what felt like 50 yards

with iron sights

[crystal field]

only "good" game that i recall from ubisoft is like farcry 3

even that game falls off in the second half

and farcry 2 was alright too

[bitter granite]

Ubisoft had good game til around the time Far Cry 4/ AC Origins came out and there games have been downhill ever since

[crystal field]

dont even say assassins creed 2

[drifting kernel]

You wanna know what game im still pissed was shit? Biomutant

[crystal field]

assassins creed has been the same game for the past 14 years

just like watch dogs

granted i did have fun playing watch dogs 2 and some assassins creed, but the gameplay loop gets boring after a bit

[crystal field]

oh and siege is just siege

[fervent tapir]

i just want a game with a new hud at this point
every AAA game is just "minimap in the bottom left corner, ammo in the bottom right, quest title in the top right, sometimes something in the top right

[crystal field]

havent played it in awhile but i remember it being fun

[bitter granite]

Me: can kill multiple special enemies in a few seconds
My three teammates: takes them 20 seconds to kill one special enemy

These guys are all trying to do their own thing not helping each other

I can’t play damage, medic, and defense

[hollow mirage]

Wildlands was awesome

[bitter granite]

B4B players are making OW player seems like they have a IQ that isn’t negative

[hollow mirage]

imagine playing B4B and not L4D2

[crystal field]

man i was so hyped for b4b

then i played the beta

and just erased it from my memory

[bitter granite]

No surprise this game was as bad as it was

[hollow mirage]

B4B just ended up being so fucking boring

[drifting kernel]

you could beat literally everything by.... movespeed, atleast when the game first came out

[hollow mirage]

yea and that all got nerfed

[drifting kernel]

i just learned that (atleast in slime rancher 2, maybe the first one) you can get EVERY plort to lose value in a day

[bitter granite]

Skill issue

[hollow mirage]

Mausolon goes BRRRRRR on Harrow jesus

it is scarily fast

[warm maple]

I am stuck

[bitter granite]

Good

[bitter granite]

Xbox made a website dedicated to explaining why them buying activision bluzzard is a good thing

This is what was on there

[warm maple]

fren :>

[atomic spear]

i like how a good 1/3 of that is "don't you guys have phones?"

[bitter granite]

Actvision does own King, one of the biggest mobile game companies

So Microsoft is going to have them under their wing also so they can expand into them mobile market

[bitter granite]

Kill

[tidal raven]

Ive won Borderlands 2

I knew The Bee was comically strong
But im still impressed watching it in action

[proud wren]

hmmm such an interesting ephemera

[bitter granite]

@tidal raven BROTHERRRRRR

They nerfed my main healing item, increase cooldown

[tidal raven]

huh

[bitter granite]

Healer, nerfed

I can still spam stuns and guard breaks

I thought sasuke was just doing a weird smile

[modern schooner]

The hydra splatling is actually just unfair

I had 14 splats and only got splatted once with that thing, and I was on the front lines the whole time

[proud wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWFxQ6_ZlxE

spooky video

[hollow mirage]

what MC needs is actual content

[warm maple]

Minecraft should have better content than another dumb mob

[proud wren]

mob votes are funny

we always vote for the shittiest mob

[drifting kernel]

the collection will grow

[hollow mirage]

nice

[proud wren]

do you even have enough slots for that

[drifting kernel]

who said im claiming them

[proud wren]

[drifting kernel]

like i said
i will get every non-prime frame sitting in my foundry

[proud wren]

you scare me

but at the point when you have all the prime frames

what will you do with those frames sitting in your foundry?

[drifting kernel]

uhhhhh

fuck if i know

also why tf does my lich sound like the super old mf in the chocolate bar episode of spongebob

[hollow mirage]

rank em

[warm maple]

:( I hate Steam maintenance day

[crystal field]

rank them then feed them to the helminth

[modern schooner]

Same

[tidal raven]

I can finally say
Ive beat Borderlands 2

[warm maple]

Boy my back hurts from carrying my team smh

[tidal raven]

What should I tackle first
Torgue or Captain Scarlet DLC

[hollow mirage]

Scarlet

[balmy mason]

awesome pfp

[warm maple]

Thanks :)

[tidal raven]

And she's the prettiest

[hollow mirage]

very

[warm maple]

Very pretty

[hollow mirage]

she better be named brick

[bitter granite]

Fairy punchfather you mean

[hollow mirage]

Pickle Brick.

[tidal raven]

Seems trustworthy

[drifting kernel]

What

Why is this important

[hollow mirage]

it’s dream

[proud wren]

you gotta see his woman repeller

[hollow mirage]

ew

scrap it for endo.

[proud wren]

but

but i could get a funny rabvee riven

suda's medallions are the easiest medallion to find

i think

[tidal raven]

Very pretty DLC

[drifting kernel]

[hollow mirage]

buy

[drifting kernel]

i cant

[tidal raven]

NOOOOOO

[hollow mirage]

kek

[tidal raven]

She is
And she is the prettiest

[hollow mirage]

good

[rigid plank]

I almost just posted the way you make lean

[tidal raven]

I need one

[hollow mirage]

I was looking through my old levels

[bitter granite]

@hollow mirage what is it this time

[hollow mirage]

you breathed his air

[bitter granite]

Fuck

Also Mr.Steal your warframe has yet to come for me

[drifting kernel]

WHY ARE THESE MAGGOTS STILL BREATHING MY AIR

[balmy mason]

friends vs friends is so damn good

try the demo out

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1785150/Friends_vs_Friends/

Steam

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[drifting kernel]

Mmm, i dont wanna

[balmy mason]

its a fun fps game

[rigid plank]

You know what I’m not going to muted

[cerulean tide]

just gotta share- I found one of the best atmospheric tracks ever made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMiHMhLOs8I

it slaps so hard

[hollow mirage]

i tried to draw Harrow Graxx head

it’s alright.

used a pic as reference because i know I wouldn’t be able to from memory

[drifting kernel]

Why he got that

[hollow mirage]

he just kinda do

[bitter granite]

He laughs like

[hollow mirage]

I see now this is clearly an old design and not the actual in game one

the in-game one has 4 eyes

[proud wren]

playstation graxx harrow

[bitter granite]

Farming octy and people said the music room was going to be hard to find

One of the first rooms I found farming for it

These origin caches don’t want to give me the next fucking print

[proud wren]

[bitter granite]

Identified: plastids

Again

[rigid plank]

thanks microsoft

[proud wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKRW1zgkCVc he is back

[balmy mason]

i know

i watched it earlier

[proud wren]

my joy for his return is unmeasurable

[balmy mason]

i know

he's so good

[bitter granite]

300 emos identified, let’s go

[proud wren]

whot

[bitter granite]

Endo I mean

[proud wren]

oh alright

[balmy mason]

emos

anyways friends vs friends is really good

and i should probably do my homework

[proud wren]

is the cyath a neat weapon

[bitter granite]

I’ve now identified everything but the octy blueprint I need from the drop list

Even though the blueprint has the highest chance on the list

[fervent tapir]

zaw momen

[proud wren]

zaws kinda bop

[bitter granite]

That was pretty easy to do tbh

[proud wren]

ah yes first person

[bitter granite]

Dread has been acquired

[proud wren]

what ephemera is this guy usin?

looks kinda like vengeful toxin

you can see it better here

[hollow mirage]

the one from chipper

it’s super super nice. i like it a lot

[proud wren]

is that the guy who's with kahl?

[hollow mirage]

it gives your forearms and shins a sick glowing effect as well

i use it on my Volt

[hollow mirage]

yep

[proud wren]

fuck

maybe i should start doing kahl missions

[hollow mirage]

smh my head

you can literally be getting 2 archon shards a week now if you had been doing them each week since the start

[proud wren]

what's it called?

[hollow mirage]

Fog Of War Ephemera

[proud wren]

oo what a cool name

are the kahl missions very difficult

[hollow mirage]

no

a bit tedious and can take some time, but not hard

[proud wren]

oh my

[hollow mirage]

oooh

low dispo tho i imagine

[proud wren]

oh thank god i didn't bin my skiajati

[proud wren]

ye half the low MRs use it

[hollow mirage]

already a solid roll though

+grineer is really popular in endgame SP endurance stuff

but get innate viral and you’ve got a godroll

the glow on the arms is so awesome

[proud wren]

[bitter granite]

22% my ass, 10th run and have yet to get this stupid thing

But easily getting everything else that is 11%

https://tenor.com/view/head-to-desk-boom-gif-25667908

[balmy mason]

bro lookin like a kindergartener whose parent let them choose their outfit

[hollow mirage]

tf you mean

dont bully my volt

[runic dock]

Zamn the roast is real

[sudden sage]

@hollow mirage allready ready to farm new warframe

[onyx loom]

been sitting on a tatsu riven, not sure if I'm gonna sell it or hang onto it and use tatsu for the sole reason of liking revenant

[drifting kernel]

I forgor rev prime was tomorrow lol

[edgy tide]

Nakey n sword bnb also learned on the side
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/678345185033322517/1026504856531370066/nakey_bnb.mp4
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/678345185033322517/1026504898109521961/sword_bnb.mp4

[hollow mirage]

it’s a good sword but feels a little weird to use

[small wren]

The only two handed nikana stance mod is pretty awkward and slow

[bitter granite]

Scorn and Plague gaming

[small wren]

Not one, but TWO The Walking Dead games

[warm maple]

Is Scorn out yet?

[onyx loom]

i've been using the pennant, as far as i know the playstyle shouldn't be too different with the exception of using more heavy attack shite on pennant

either way i'm choosing between a tatsu riv or decent plat

[bitter granite]

14th

[bitter granite]

All the walking dead games have been on game pass for awhile

[warm maple]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-but-i-want-it-now-gif-26307521

[bitter granite]

Just not PC

I think walking dead might actually be one of the longest games to have been on game pass, can’t think of any time they removed it

[dense fable]

Why does he look like gru

[bitter granite]

I want plague and scorn to come out already

[warm maple]

Because he is

I want Darktide to come out now too

[bitter granite]

Pass

[dense fable]

true lmfao
probably his ancestor

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

It enough melee in darktide

[dense fable]

tbh i think they should make gamepass available in asian country since

it aint available here
not at all

[bitter granite]

Fat shark does good melee, give me more melee

[warm maple]

But it's a mix of both melee and ranged

[bitter granite]

Asia isn’t really a big market for them

[warm maple]

It'll have good melee

[dense fable]

eh fair

[bitter granite]

It’s starting to grow and I assume once it’s big enough they will add it

[bitter granite]

Eww ranged

[warm maple]

[dense fable]

tf you guys talkin about

[warm maple]

Darktide

[bitter granite]

Almost every horde shooter is ranged combat which is why I like Vermintide so much with it being more melee focused

Ranged is only ever used for light minigun enemies or flame throwers

[dense fable]

oh you guys talking about warhammer?

[warm maple]

Ye

[warm maple]

I think you could still just use melee if you'd like

[dense fable]

eh cant really say much
the only one i've played is

[warm maple]

It's a personal preference

[dense fable]

mechanicus or something

[bitter granite]

Not with friendly fire

[gleaming roost]

Wow they weren’t wrong, this channel really is just a Warframe channel

Welp, now I’m no longer getting Warframe

[dense fable]

yeah same

[bitter granite]

Friendly fire was another good reason to never use ranged or use sienna

[warm maple]

Huh? It's not just Warframe tho

[gleaming roost]

It’s 80% warframe

[warm maple]

And that's going to stop you from getting it?

[bitter granite]

We also have Fortnite, at least 50%

[gleaming roost]

Yes.

[warm maple]

Ok then

[bitter granite]

The seven deadly gamers are all professional Fortnite players

[fervent tapir]

what

[warm maple]

[hollow mirage]

but we could help you

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

No one here plays warframe

[warm maple]

We all hate Warframe

[bitter granite]

We all play frame fighters

[dense fable]

tbh i stopped playing warframe because the gameplay loops get OLD

[warm maple]

We're Destiny 2 players

[hollow mirage]

Warframe here plays us

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

Spaz is the secret 8th deadly gamer

[fervent tapir]

warframe more like worse division 😠

[warm maple]

[bitter granite]

Warframe is just a borderlands rip off

[fervent tapir]

destiny ripoff

[bitter granite]

Destiny is a borderlands rip off

[dense fable]

tbh i just play deep rock galactic

[bitter granite]

Deep rock is a borderlands rip off

[fervent tapir]

i was playing ultrakill and my friend asked me if the slab revolver was "that destiny gun"

[warm maple]

Borderlands 2 is a Borderlands 1 rip off

[dense fable]

i kinda prefer the gunplay of deep rock more than bl2 honestly

[hollow mirage]

probably because deep rock isn’t as old i imagine

[bitter granite]

Actual rip off

[fervent tapir]

dmc is a mgr ripoff

[bitter granite]

Let’s be honest

Everything is a pong rip off

[warm maple]

True

[hollow mirage]

facts

Elite Dangerous is just a Space Invaders ripoff

[warm maple]

Humans are just a monke rip off

[fervent tapir]

the universe is a just " " ripoff

[bitter granite]

Took 15 runs

Can only imagine getting the neuro

Saw I had everything for octy prime so decided to farm octy

[hollow mirage]

octavia is painful to farm

i think the neuroptics are the worse of them all

[bitter granite]

I saw they were C rotation

[hollow mirage]

20 minutes in a survival per attempt

22% chance though at least

[bitter granite]

The systems were 22% and took 15 runs

[proud wren]

hespar

[warm maple]

Lavos tho

[proud wren]

lavos is irrelevant

[hollow mirage]

Convectrix

it’s more fun to look at the bonuses than playing the actual arbitrations

[proud wren]

true

[drifting kernel]

[drifting kernel]

What fucking gun would they be referring to?

There is like, no guns in destiny that could be compared to an ultrakill gun in terms of mechanics, maybe one, that being devil’s ruin

[bitter granite]

Crafting

Sadly had to leave so farming last octy part later

[tidal raven]

I would not call myself a professional by any means

[bitter granite]

My bad

Grandmaster

[tidal raven]

If I wasnt so thirsty maybe

[bitter granite]

https://twitter.com/nintendoamerica/status/1577297501408968706?s=46&t=T2mH-wAACeiUPRldxdxdiw

Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica)

Tune in at 1:05 p.m. PT on 10/6 for a #NintendoDirect: The Super Mario Bros. Movie presentation introducing the world premiere trailer for the upcoming film (no game information will be featured).

📽️: https://t.co/I868SmSpV2

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Twitter · Oct 4, 2022, 2:00 PM

That new Chris Pratt movie is going to be shown

Trailer Thursday, in theatre April 7th

[hollow mirage]

awesome

[bitter granite]

Can’t wait for his next role as that far orange cat

[drifting kernel]

Wtf thats the day after my birthday

[bitter granite]

https://twitter.com/cleartogether/status/1577004314798657536?s=46&t=T2mH-wAACeiUPRldxdxdiw

ClearTogether (@ClearTogether)

my friend sent me this, noooo 😭

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Twitter · Oct 3, 2022, 6:35 PM

[tidal raven]

I quit cause of plat farming

MR.Vor's wild ride never ends
I wish there was some variety in the way you could get plat

[bitter granite]

Clickbait detected

[warm maple]

It’s polygon what do you expect?

[tidal raven]

When will I be able to be loved by an eldritch horror in my Fromsoft game

[bitter granite]

Semi clickbait

I expect full clickbait from kotaku

@hollow mirage barely even a hour since the poster was revealed

[hollow mirage]

good

[warm maple]

Mario needs a more dumpyier truck

[hollow mirage]

im baman

[karmic epoch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTDJNZ9cK1w

[warm maple]

[hollow mirage]

i never played the first. guess nows my chance

if its good. if not, i'll just buy the first game

[karmic epoch]

the 2nd is better but the first is still real gud

[hollow mirage]

the 2nd is the one I own. never beat it.

Probably should at some point.

I remember playing 3 a bit and not thinking it was all that bad, but people seemed to generally dislike it

[crystal field]

is that ash

[hollow mirage]

yes

[warm maple]

No it's batman

[hollow mirage]

no its Baman

[drifting kernel]

Why tf did bowser jr sign it

[analog crypt]

Dead space remake?

[warm maple]

Because he's based

[analog crypt]

On what

[warm maple]

Twin Grakatas 👀

[analog crypt]

I still need to beat dead space

[hollow mirage]

STALHTA WHY

[drifting kernel]

lol

[rigid plank]

The power of the sun

The power of the sun

[small wren]

Sounds like a clanmate of mine...

[modern schooner]

Those toads are more horrendous than they usually are

[unkempt orbit]

anyone know a mod with mitrix as a player character

[bitter granite]

No that isn’t me

I’m Robin

@hollow mirage https://youtube.com/shorts/FE5_D_JszFY?feature=share

This better be the biggest ones yet

[hollow mirage]

I hate pupsker because he rated a garbage fashion as a 9/10

[bitter granite]

He does have bad fashion

[hollow mirage]

bad fashion is worthy of hatred

[bitter granite]

BL3 best fashion game

Naked FL4K my love

I want to go home but also need food

Sadly I had to trade my robotic body for a human one

Transference is offline

Wait a minute, does the operator eat or sleep at all?

[hollow mirage]

doubt it

powered by the void

[bitter granite]

@small wren

Gen 5 had the best sprites in the whole series, change my mind

[bitter granite]

Void 🤢

I run off of Nidus tentacles

[hollow mirage]

where do you think the nidus tentacles come from though

the void

[bitter granite]

They come from the heart of the cards

[rigid plank]

Me : don’t say it don’t think it

[warm maple]

Mommy?

[bitter granite]

Yes daughter?

Wolf grand better be a companion class on the level of Nekros or Khora

[warm maple]

[drifting kernel]

Powered by lean

[small wren]

Gen 5 was giga based ngl

Whole new dex without that iconic electric rat on first two games, great expansion on the other two, amazing animations and sprites, and above all, it didn't make me grow a beard when I Close Combat a Blissey

Only real bad point was the unnecessarily high amount of "rival" battles

[bitter granite]

Me: this math homework seems easy, 10 questions
Also me: question 1 part 10

[runic dock]

Wait till you see calculus lmao

[limpid sequoia]

Risk of rain bros..

https://mobile.twitter.com/supermariomovie/status/1577297788513173506/photo/1

Super Mario Movie (@supermariomovie)

Thursday. Official teaser trailer. Live on Nintendo Direct.

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Twitter · Oct 4, 2022, 2:01 PM

[drifting kernel]

When tf did they rework boomeranger

Oh ok so he’s immortal now

[bitter granite]

They announced the rework a month or two ago, comes to PC today

[drifting kernel]

Ah

[bitter granite]

I did cal, overhyped

I’m doing Statistics which is basically baby work

If you can do basic math and explain it you can do stats

[runic dock]

Then you've clearly didn't delve into cal deep enough

[bitter granite]

Cal is just algebra with extra steps

Also everything is exponential for some fucking reason

But I’m a chemistry major so I’m used to it

Numbers go zoom

But might change my major cause I’m bored go chemistry

[tidal raven]

New Borderlands update is different but I dig it

[hollow mirage]

algebra makes me feel stupid

[bitter granite]

Algebra reminds me math had a lot of letters

[runic dock]

I'm doing operational calculus rn

Can't say its exactly the easiest thing ever

[drifting kernel]

Algebra is fucking snoozer

[bitter granite]

Might change to theatre because why not

[hollow mirage]

Geometry i was at least ok at

i gave up on Algebra within a week of my 2nd class taking it

[bitter granite]

New content after 3 years

[runic dock]

Platform fighters (That are not smash) try to stay alive challenge

(Impossible)

[balmy mason]

how long ago was the like dragon anime sword

[bitter granite]

Great sword?

[balmy mason]

yeah

[bitter granite]

May 2020

Last real update

[balmy mason]

2 years

not even 3 smh my head ong fr

[bitter granite]

2 = 3 in this timeline

[bitter granite]

Platform fighters in general have kinda been struggling

[warm maple]

Me

[bitter granite]

Multiversus mixed it up a bit with it being heavily focused on 2v2 battles

@hollow mirage another mirage

I need more

[hollow mirage]

why another? for Helminth im assuming

[bitter granite]

Eww no, mirage squad

They will never see us coming

Also got the augment that makes prism follow you

[hollow mirage]

eh

[bitter granite]

Night wave was sell it and I want passive kills while running around

Prism moves as fast as I do now

Also explain arcanes to me because I need more power for my frame

[hollow mirage]

it also only lasts like 4s instead of however much longer its base is

[drifting kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/844063458399879260/1021488969059414026/caption.gif

[bitter granite]

My current is about 16s(ish), having it down to 4s isn’t much since I can spam it pretty well

I say as I remember I didn’t get the cast speed mod yet

Think someone told me it’s from nightmare missions

Don’t know who leekter or shik tal is but I’m going to hunt them down I guess

Darvo weekly mission, does that mean help Clem?

@hollow mirage great grandfather

[hollow mirage]

yes

[bitter granite]

Me and Clem gonna get real comfortable with each other again than

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-clem-my-beloved-heartlocket-gif-21269627

[drifting kernel]

ok shimmer in terraria is actually gonna get nerfed into the ground

people found infinite money and boss cheesing

with an always available item

[drifting kernel]

the fuking what

[hollow mirage]

sniff

[foggy meadow]

I found this, heheh

https://twitter.com/sabstime/status/1577369438575157248?s=46&t=bfcJGidhW-93lzFEjaNrgg

Sabs (@SabsTime)

https://t.co/3vbd2zc489

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Twitter · Oct 4, 2022, 6:45 PM

W….w……w….

WE’RE RICH

[warm maple]

GOLD

[bitter granite]

@hollow mirage first try

I wed more sensors, pain

[hollow mirage]

yooo

nice

[bitter granite]

Forgot where I farmed sensors last time

Found it

Time for the survival gaming

Also warframe roguelike when?

Wait, I have Nidus helm, should just put on Nekros to make this less moving

But all my stuff is sexy

[hollow mirage]

nekros fast

[round pendant]

I'm epic gamer

[bitter granite]

That isn’t internet explorer

[round pendant]

what matters is that it's not Chrome

[fervent tapir]

valid

[edgy tide]

dont need to get gud at zappa to do basic knowledge check https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/181212367726575616/1026969507429875793/Faust_moment2.mp4

[fervent tapir]

i played among us unironically for a bit today and it was actually pretty fun
until someone said "who sus" and i just fucking lost my mind
got kicked when i said "sus! sussy among us potion at 3am!! gone sus! gone wrong!!!!11 met mr feet!! 1 !1 1 1 poopy!"

[round pendant]

amogus

[oblique radish]

t h e. W h a t

[bitter granite]

Day 1 DDoS attack

[warm maple]

rip

[jolly anvil]

They really humbled now

[rigid sierra]

F

[atomic spear]

I'm not the imposter, it's all in your head.
Trying to report me, well that's not fair. O o ooo

[modern schooner]

I’ve gotten all of the secrets in ultrakill now

Only have 6 challenges left to do as well, along with 2 secret levels

I should only have 5 challenges left to complete though, because I definitely killed a mineflayer with acid in 3-1, yet I didn’t get the challenge complete

[proud wren]

mmmm blahaj

[hollow mirage]

blahaj my beloved

[proud wren]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

MIRAGE AND BUBONICO

[hollow mirage]

good

[bitter granite]

Time to play everyone’s least favorite version of Overwatch

Assuming the servers are working again which it seems they aren’t

Gave blizzard my phone number, hope he calls me later

https://tenor.com/view/cute-fingers-fixed-cat-cut-fingers-shy-gif-24961649

[drifting kernel]

when is john overwatch gonna call

[bitter granite]

After 5 minutes of waiting, LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[proud wren]

not enough though

[hollow mirage]

cool. play more warframe

[bitter granite]

DDoS doing work

[proud wren]

i should keep rolling my rabvee riven

[bitter granite]

No I’m almost to the next failed to login

3 minute update, still behind 40K people

4 minute update have reached 30K

[drifting kernel]

bruh

[bitter granite]

Failed to login

[drifting kernel]

this is shite

[bitter granite]

Yes

[proud wren]

wait but the sporelacer is cool

people actually use the sporelacer im pretty sure

[drifting kernel]

at least its not

this

[proud wren]

oh my

[proud wren]

yeah that's jsut bad

[bitter granite]

Poorly aged tat

[proud wren]

yikes

[drifting kernel]

tomorrow

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26024700

[hollow mirage]

I want Rev Prime

[proud wren]

i want tatsu prime

i was gonna make normal revenant since i have all of his parts

then they announced rev prime

[drifting kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/chips-ahoy-cookie-chocolate-chip-drip-how-do-you-do-fellow-kids-gif-22354894

[hushed crest]

apparently in terraria using the sharpening station and pumpkin pie for a boss isnt over-preparation

[balmy mason]

why would you ever

[hollow mirage]

riven slivers galore

I got 6 in a run

[proud wren]

sheesh

[proud wren]

ah yes

[hollow mirage]

plot twist: nobody is playing right now and Blizzard is just making everybody wait

[static dragon]

how much cybergrind have you done

its a pretty solid way to spend time playing uk and probably the one way you have to get really solid at the game

it has an issue though, it most likely means you will have a very very easy time through future act 3 content if you can get into decent waves at all

[bitter granite]

Welcome to: “our servers didn’t really get DDoS we just weren’t ready to have more than 1000 players”

[static dragon]

oh so the warframe crew also still cares about overwatch

makes a lot of sense when i think of it

[bitter granite]

No we just like to shit on actvision blizzard because bad company

Waiting for Ubisoft to finally release their next dumb game so we can target them next

[static dragon]

by playing the game?

[bitter granite]

Game is free, nothing is lost

[static dragon]

at least sometimes ubisoft makes great original games

sometimes

they might subsequently ruin them though. in fact they almost always do

watch dogs series comes into mind

For Honor was once the best multiplayer experience i've ever had in a videogame. but it has been worsened so so so so much compared to it's golden years imo. kind of subjective though, and i doubt anyone thinks its anywhere near '' ruined ''

[modern schooner]

I think I’ve gotten to wave 21

[hollow mirage]

all i care about is warframe still

and if Overwatch 2 is bad

[proud wren]

nah not really, i just wanna migrate my old ps4 account to PC

[static dragon]

standard or violent

[modern schooner]

Standard

[static dragon]

thats ok

[modern schooner]

I have beaten the game on violent though

[bitter granite]

It is, no need to question it

[static dragon]

i always play on violent because it kind of just feels better

[hollow mirage]

good

[static dragon]

it's mostly not really much harder on most normal enemies
and it feels it's just nicer with the more features

you have maurices and mindflayers enraging and v2 having actually good ai

[proud wren]

overwatch 2 could be good

most defineteoly won't be though

[static dragon]

i think it works better as a normal mode than standard
kinda excited to see if brutal is nice

[bitter granite]

It will never be paladins good

Paladins is a buggy mess but at least it’s a good game

[proud wren]

back in its golden days overwatch was so much better than paladins

[static dragon]

overwatch 2 is literally overwatch 1 but extra shit via non-gameplay factors

[bitter granite]

Overwatch 1 but we want more of your money now

[drifting kernel]

they didnt even release the main drawing point for ow2 at the start lol

[proud wren]

at least they got rid of loot boxes

definetely better than a battlepass

[drifting kernel]

ow2 is supposed to have a campaign / pve mode

what a joke of a game

[bitter granite]

The loot boxes were a lot better than battle pass actually

[proud wren]

nah they're still shitty

[bitter granite]

Loot boxes were easily earnable and free, battle pass is not that

Now you have to pay for your cosmetics rather than using in game currency you get from playing to buy them

[proud wren]

even if they were easily earnable and free, loot boxes are still shitty

[bitter granite]

The loot boxes basically just gave you more currency on top of the stuff you got from matches allowing you to buy any cosmetic yoy wanted

But now we got all cosmetics and even new characters locked behind a battle pass

Thanks blizzard

[proud wren]

the new character is supposedly unlocked if you had overwatch 1

[bitter granite]

Tbh there was no reason for a Overwatch 2

[drifting kernel]

exactly

[bitter granite]

For some people, some didn’t get it for some reason

[drifting kernel]

hell even fucking 4 years ago i was like

whats the point if all youre gonna do is say its gonna have pve and say nothing for 3 years

[proud wren]

skissue ig

[bitter granite]

Overwatch 2 takes place 6 hours after Overwatch 1 and you have one less teammate

Also no more tanks

[proud wren]

silksong

[drifting kernel]

true

[proud wren]

wait wdym no more tanks?

tanks still exist in 2

[bitter granite]

Tanks are now considered brawlers not tanks

[proud wren]

that's...weird

[drifting kernel]

that just sounds like attackers 2

[bitter granite]

Brawlers are just damage with a lot of health

They realize tank play isn’t that good anymore since you can only have one tank now so they rename them to brawlers and made them all more aggressive

[proud wren]

yeah

[drifting kernel]

we do not need aggressive bastion

[proud wren]

they shoulda added another tank not remove one

[bitter granite]

Devs even said, “these aren’t even tanks anymore we are just going to call them Brawlers til we have a better name”

They also decided to remove a lot of CC stuff from the game

Making Genji a immortal god and cowboy kid absolute garbage rather than “the one above all”

I have Excalibur umbra now and he is a edgy fucker

[proud wren]

that's a good thing

[bitter granite]

CC is non-existent now

[proud wren]

i hated getting frozen by mei and watching her giggle as she slowly pushes an icicle into my cranium

[bitter granite]

Weakness, just move

[proud wren]

or getting flashed by mccree and getting a mag of bullets loaded into me

[bitter granite]

That was the only good thing about him

That replace it with a homing grenade that is very meh

[proud wren]

he's still a rootin tootin cowboy

[bitter granite]

He lost his only good survivability choice

[proud wren]

skill issue

[bitter granite]

And everything else he has got nerfed except for the roll

[proud wren]

just play behind your one tank

[bitter granite]

Brawler

[tidal raven]

Skill Issue

[limpid sequoia]

I think that's really lame but it was also lame when you had to punch through 12 barriers to get to the enemy so eh

[tidal raven]

Having to coordinate is a small price to pay

[bitter granite]

Too much for a Overwatch player to do without talking

[tidal raven]

No

[bitter granite]

Paladins players can 1v5 anything and accidentally combo

[tidal raven]

Its too much either way

Torgue plays Overwatch

Swears is half their vocabulary

[fervent tapir]

isnt overwatch that one game with the uhhh
the uhhh that one uhh that girl with the pistol or whatever idk i don't play overwatch

[proud wren]

tracer?

[fervent tapir]

yeah that one

that is the extent of my overwatch knowledge
and the dwarf man because engineer gaming tf2 compliation hahahahaha funny meme xd lol remember to like and subscribe ! !! ! !

and i heard that overwatch 2 sucks doo doo ass balls shid fard explosion fire

who here is excited for the last of us remastered remastered

ps5 scalpers when the ps92938 comes out:

[bitter granite]

Interlink is going cyber psycho on us

[proud wren]

wait but that's not a 75% coupon

eximus gaming

[hollow mirage]

noticing you dont have your 2 and 3 active

losing out on some firerate

pretty low shields ya got there

[proud wren]

yeah

i don't have the shield mod on or any archon shards on my harrow

[hollow mirage]

always have 2 and 3 active

[proud wren]

i like to have 3000 shield and then use my 2

i didn't have a lot of shield because eximus stronghold

[hollow mirage]

shame

[proud wren]

not being able to chain very many enemies

[hollow mirage]

Harrow and Styanax make for a solid combo

but kinda only because of styanax's 3 buff synergizing well with Harrow

[proud wren]

doc do you use the shield mod on harrow

[hollow mirage]

of course

[proud wren]

hmm maybe i should

[hollow mirage]

more shields

[proud wren]

not sure what to replace it with tho

[hollow mirage]

I really need an updated pic, I dont use those arcanes anymore

[proud wren]

maybe ill take off augur reach

wait you don't use natural talent?? you poor soul

[hollow mirage]

doesnt need it

I dont get why people think he does.

[proud wren]

yeah but it's nice to have

faster 3 cast so you spend less time spinning your chain thingy

[hollow mirage]

unnecessary though

[proud wren]

faster 2 which is more time killing and less time slapping

[hollow mirage]

you only have to do it every 120 seconds

[proud wren]

YOU do

i have to do it every 70 seconds

assuming i do it from max shield

[hollow mirage]

you know you can recast it to extend the duration right?

it caps at 120s.

[proud wren]

w h a t

[hollow mirage]

you can recast to refill the duration

[proud wren]

i had no clue

[hollow mirage]

I typically recast it whenever I just kinda feel like it. sometimes at 30s left, sometimes at 60

same for 3.

[proud wren]

imma take off my blue shard off of styanax and put it on my harrow

[hollow mirage]

I do use casting speed from my yellow shard on him at least

[proud wren]

i should feed my normal harrow to my kuva fleshlight right?

[hollow mirage]

if you want

[proud wren]

is there a reason i shouldn't?

[hollow mirage]

not really

you have prime now

[proud wren]

yeah

[hollow mirage]

I typically use pillage instead of Harrows 1, but I wonder if it'd be better

[proud wren]

get eaten nerd

[hollow mirage]

I wish Piercing Eye shoulders looked good with deluxe, but they dont

heres to hoping Vetala Prime does

[proud wren]

it prob will

[proud wren]

what's harrow's deluxe again

[hollow mirage]

reliquary

[proud wren]

oh yeah piercing eye seems too bulky for it

[hollow mirage]

no it just sits too low on the arms

[proud wren]

ah

[hollow mirage]

you can view the skin

[proud wren]

reliquary skin actually bops though

[hollow mirage]

especially with Graxx head

[proud wren]

i did NOT see it at first

[hollow mirage]

yea they are just so badly placed

[proud wren]

what the fuck is that placement

[hollow mirage]

I really hope Vetala Prime doesnt get the same placement

[proud wren]

elbow pad moment

i should probably dothe archon hunt for this week

[hollow mirage]

Imugi prime sits really well

[proud wren]

oh yeah it does

[hollow mirage]

ok, the actual build with correct arcane and stats

almost 2k shields thanks to archon shards, can hit over 300% strength with molt augmented, and even more shield tanking thanks to Aegis

[proud wren]

man i wish i had arcanes

[hollow mirage]

Aegis is REALLY cheap

wait....was it?

ok nevermind it wasnt

250+ for a R5

but honestly hella worth it

[proud wren]

i can't afford that

[hollow mirage]

I dunno why I thought it was cheap

guess I just blocked it out of my memory

[proud wren]

wait how do i access drifter's camp

it's not in the usual spot near earth on nav

oh now it's ON earth and not NEAR it

[hollow mirage]

friend of mine is selling a Tenet Envoy riven, if anyone likes that gun still

he was very adamant about wanting me to buy it for some reason

[proud wren]

you should buy it

[hollow mirage]

I thought about it