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patent cargo
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You can't dodge looking at the enemy xD

native bear
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yeah i love getting 2 erythrite wisps on stage 5, how could you tell

elfin vigil
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huntress users after playing peekaboo with the ethrylite beetle happiesttroll

native bear
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beetles are at least manageable because they can't hit you unless you stand still

elfin vigil
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how do you even kill them though like

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is it accounting your whole screen

patent cargo
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I'd rather play huntress versus frenzy sanguine blighted mithrix

elfin vigil
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or your crosshair

patent cargo
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Anything of your screen

native bear
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crosshair kinda

patent cargo
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Stacks faster the closer to your crosshair

native bear
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the stacking damage debuff is the least of your worries

gaunt oar
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Risk of Papaya 2

patent cargo
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And their effect covers the entire map

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So have fun!

patent cargo
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I pretend that doesn't exis

elfin vigil
patent cargo
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I want the hailstorm elites back lol

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Armored is nothing compared to them

native bear
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the erythrite spawn sound is the last thing you want to hear

minor tusk
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should i trade molten perfarator for planula?

elfin vigil
native bear
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malachites are like puppies comparatively

elfin vigil
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what are you playing

elfin vigil
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malachite ON STEROIDS...

patent cargo
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Dark - your screen goes black, all you see is dark elites

Barrier - rapidly gives barrier to itself and allies

Storm - say goodbye to the ground

elfin vigil
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💪

native bear
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looking only gives you a damage-taken multiplier

elfin vigil
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oh

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still sounds terrible

patent cargo
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Btw

native bear
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it goes away relatively quickly but only a stack at a time

minor tusk
patent cargo
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The impale can't be removed

native bear
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does blast shower not work?

patent cargo
minor tusk
patent cargo
native bear
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that's fucked

patent cargo
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It's brutal af

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I actually never got to stage 5 thanks to them

minor tusk
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so should i get rid of molten for planula or

native bear
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i got their aspect a few times (thanks zetaspects!) and it's about as busted as you imagine

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mithrix just melts

patent cargo
minor tusk
patent cargo
native bear
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maybe

patent cargo
signal ember
native bear
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i've definitely seen midas acrid

patent cargo
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Midas was

signal ember
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Why do you need a planula specifically

patent cargo
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Lord it was something

native bear
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i don't remember the actual name

patent cargo
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Thankfully you could look at it

native bear
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i just call it midas because gold lol

patent cargo
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Lol

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Gold brings me ptsd

elfin vigil
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what's sanguine i forgor

native bear
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bleed

elfin vigil
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so imp enemies

patent cargo
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Bleed on hit, massive blink dash chains

elfin vigil
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oh

native bear
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yeah but 100% regardless of proc

signal ember
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i hate sanguine

native bear
elfin vigil
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jeff bezos

native bear
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absolute chonker

patent cargo
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Immune to damage in blink

dawn dove
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i think this went pretty well

patent cargo
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So gold golems

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From robs variants

native bear
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ooh i haven't gotten to playing with that yet

patent cargo
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Ever wanted to get one shot clapped from across the stage?

native bear
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sounds fun

elfin vigil
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mfw i have never heard of gold enemies...

patent cargo
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Oo

ripe dragon
patent cargo
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Play titans of the rift

dawn oak
elfin vigil
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my brain went boom

native bear
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honestly the blight aspect drops wayyy too often

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and it's busted af too

patent cargo
dawn oak
patent cargo
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And when they mix

elfin vigil
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imp 2: the impening

native bear
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i keep aspects as equipment 😎

dawn oak
patent cargo
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You can get a golem, the size of an worm, flying at your face

elfin vigil
patent cargo
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Actually, I never see sanguine imps

dawn oak
native bear
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aspect stacking is broken

dawn oak
native bear
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ironclad

modest ice
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Only 9k?

patent cargo
modest ice
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Ur missing Aegis or topaz

native bear
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the white is barrier

patent cargo
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Ironclad can't get barrier until it drops

modest ice
patent cargo
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So that way you can't stack three hp bars bloblul

native bear
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ironclad barrier is regular barrier?

gaunt oar
native bear
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it just looks different and doesn't decay

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but it occupies the same space

gaunt oar
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this is you when you pick up psg

patent cargo
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It could have been due to late runs, but from my experience, thy can't

native bear
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idk but from my experience the barriers occupy the same space, it's just when you have the aspect it stops decaying and looks different. you can still gain more barrier from items n stuff

gaunt oar
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Risk of Cardiovascular Damage 2

dawn oak
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whats the mod called? i want to look at it

patent cargo
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Which one

native bear
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sometimes you just

dawn oak
patent cargo
gaunt oar
native bear
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part of why i keep aspects as equipment

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mitchell can't steal it that way

gaunt oar
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Michelle cant steal shit

patent cargo
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He can't steal alien mag either kek

native bear
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but i'm weak without my baubles and trinkets wispcryyy

gaunt oar
twin forge
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@shy kindle YOOO VOICE ACTING WAS EPIC

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Cute voice bro

gaunt oar
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sus

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im removing my steam role bruh i want to see my class icon

light bison
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who's gd1

gaunt oar
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gd1 deez nuts

hidden saddle
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you fool

light bison
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no i'm not fool you can clearly see my nickname above the question

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also who's ror2

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alright nevermind today is the day when skul will update

gaunt oar
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the joke totally lands man

late plover
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Ror2 isn’t s person ror2 is just a myth invented by gd1 the leader of the cult of gd1 which he named after himself cus he’s also a narcissist

gaunt oar
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🦗

light bison
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crocket

late plover
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Crickets were a mistake

light bison
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balls were a mistake

hollow rock
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finally, huntress's Piercing Wind achievement

gaunt oar
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ricky raine 2

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discord is FUCKY rn

light bison
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why vampire survivors is so popular

vital coral
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Discords shitting itself again

signal cipher
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Discord sussyin' rn

civic pollen
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the true baby mode

light bison
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discord is ballin!?!?!?!?

vast knoll
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it takes about 3 gestures of the drowned and 7 fuel cells to have 100% uptime with jade elephant

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it takes about 3 gestures of the drowned and 7 fuel cells to have 100% uptime with jade elephant

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it does take*

twin forge
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@gd1

vast knoll
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i took only 6 damage from a jellyfish in monsoon happiesttroll

twin forge
light bison
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toy chica

wide patio
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lmao

light bison
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toy chica

wide patio
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proud to be up there

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proud to be up there

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proud to be up there

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oh my goodness gracious

vast knoll
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call me purple guy cause i'm gonna put a child in that robot

twin forge
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Just played merc for the first (seriously) time and uh… he’s kinda…

wide patio
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oh my goodness gracious

gaunt oar
twin forge
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Just played merc for the first (seriously) time and uh… he’s kinda…

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goodwispcryyy

light bison
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dami tu kosita a a

wide patio
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ONE OF US

hybrid marlin
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Lean

mystic pivot
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Terraria dryad

gaunt oar
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so

light bison
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terraria guide

gaunt oar
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nah i straight up cant send some shit

wide patio
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ONE OF US

wide patio
twin forge
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He has so much tech wispcryyy wispcryyy wispcryyy

hybrid marlin
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Literally just a furry

hybrid bloom
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I just extracted from the moon at the same time as getting vored by a reaver death

gaunt oar
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tbh its good too cause id send some unholy stuff

wide patio
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wait lemme test somethin

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YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF...
NOW

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it worked

gaunt oar
wide patio
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epic embed fail

light bison
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embed failure

gaunt oar
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attachment failure

wide patio
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

undone dock
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Uh
What's with the whole qr code thingy

gaunt oar
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cringe nae nae

undone dock
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What password????

wide patio
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

gaunt oar
wide patio
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I TOOK ME 5 TRIES TO GET THAT MESSAGE THROUGH

light bison
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i'm sure if i will send porn here it won't gonna upload

gaunt oar
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i think the mod would stop you first

undone dock
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???

gaunt oar
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but go on

wide patio
gaunt oar
wide patio
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nothing to gain but everything to lose.

light bison
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wait i'll test it on another server multiple times

vast knoll
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ok you're not gonna believe me but i just got 3 legendaries on one stage

light bison
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damn didn't work

undone dock
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🤨

civic pollen
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🤨

wide patio
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Ah yes the cwassic. I pwefew b-bwight because it synyewgizes bettew with i-items, and has bettew dps on the vast majowity wajowity of tawgets. Poison you w-weawwy onwy use a-as fiwe and fowget ow on mega tawgets wike mith ow ovewwoading wowm

Basicawwy Wasicawwy bwight adds 320% damage to y-youw attacks which is weawwy good, and since poison has a minyimum thats weawwy easy to hit bwight tends to outpewfowm.

Especiawwy W-Weciawwy on showt wuns I w-weawwy wike bwight. Wets you f-focus fiwe tawgets weawwy efficientwy wicientwy, and especiawwy weciawwy eawwy wawwy nyothing has enyough h-heawth t-to use the poison %hp thing. If i wemembew wight even youw base kit with nyo items has bwight adding wike 275% dps o-ow something, with poison typicawwy wypicawwy onwy offewing the base 100% s-s-s-since you'ww just be wesetting it nyonstop

But yea poison is bettew at 1 stack awways so fow fiwe and fowget acwid its pwefewabwe. I d-don't pwefew it since 100%/s is pwetty wetty swow, so I'd wathew focus d-down my tawgets onye by onye and wet the 60% do as it do.

undone dock
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shut

vast knoll
solid umbra
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i want to sleep but it is 5 pm

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pain

forest widget
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it's 8 pm in real people time so go to bed

light bison
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it's 12 AM

solid umbra
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8 pm in fake time imo

random atlas
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What?

wide patio
forest widget
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est is the best time zone because it's my time zone

light bison
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uhhhh russia

wide patio
random atlas
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It's 7:05 where the real ones live (me)

solid umbra
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8 pm does not exist

forest widget
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actually, what's the one that an hour before est? texas time? that's the best time zone. est is second best

solid umbra
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wait why

undone dock
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Also why are railgunners legs like half her body

wide patio
solid umbra
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Aa

random atlas
solid umbra
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oh boy another region war

forest widget
light bison
solid umbra
forest widget
random atlas
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I live in the literal fucking ghetto

wide patio
undone dock
random atlas
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It's surprisingly not that bad, just don't say stupid shit, tbh

forest widget
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if you're gonna live in texas why live in the city that's just counterintuitive

random atlas
forest widget
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no cows? lame.

forest widget
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fair though.

remote quartz
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her legs are like 2/3

random atlas
forest widget
solid umbra
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i see no problem here happiesttroll

remote quartz
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looks wack

wide patio
solid umbra
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n*tro

random atlas
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It only looks wack because she has a massive fucking backpack that makes her legs stand out more

forest widget
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ew a short person

gaunt oar
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you walk weird

random atlas
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tbh, I feel like I'd also run weird if I wore a 105 lb. backpack battery

forest widget
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damn.

cinder notch
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Acrid

gaunt oar
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Monke

wide patio
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lmao 5'10 here and built like spongebob
torso simply does not exist
a fucking slit that makes up 5% of my entire body

hybrid marlin
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Desperado guy

wide patio
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the rest of my height is ALL leg

forest widget
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im about 6'6 and my torso is long and so are my legs. my body is just long

random atlas
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The torso is literally just an organ cage with bones

wide patio
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I'm built like this

random atlas
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Meanwhile literally all of my family is short.

solid umbra
random atlas
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You think 5'6'' is bad, my cousin is fucking 4'10''

solid umbra
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lol i'm 5'4"

wide patio
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where do you live smog city or bumfuck nowhere 🤨

solid umbra
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i'm taller than both of my parents so it's kinda wack

forest widget
languid adder
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East coast is for goobers

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Now west coast is where its at

random atlas
# wide patio where do you live smog city or bumfuck nowhere 🤨

I'll be honest, as much as I enjoy city life, I do kinda miss the countryside. Nice and quiet, lots of animals (animals are based af) and frequent gatherings because people will just walk to their cousin's houses.

That said, never date anyone in any countryside where you "have family", because there's a roughly 102% chance you'll unknowingly hook up with your cousin three times removed or some shit.

languid adder
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Yes it is what are you talking about

random atlas
remote quartz
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real

forest widget
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same

wide patio
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yeah I hate new york but at least I'm not dating my cousins ya know

languid adder
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Oh I thought you were having a stroke

twin forge
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Chance of you getting laid (real)

random atlas
languid adder
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La is shit, Washington is slightly less shit

forest widget
languid adder
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California… we dont talk about

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Shit got real wack there

remote quartz
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why everyone gotta be american bru

twin forge
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Canada gang

vast knoll
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hm i got mastery for the loader the frowned upon way

random atlas
forest widget
languid adder
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Canada is pretty cool I guess

random atlas
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Imagine being from Russia or Asia or something, fucking cringe.

But at least it's not Britain.

languid adder
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Or france

remote quartz
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yeah bro imagine living in britain

languid adder
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Italy is okay

remote quartz
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fucking shithole who'd want to live there

twin forge
winged ferry
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Blight Gang

remote quartz
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nah

wide patio
twin forge
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I have no idea how to play merc there’s so much tech wispcryyy

remote quartz
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there's like 2 things

random atlas
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You should obliterate yourself... now!

And give one of those teleporter drops to somebody else trapped here on Petrichor V! What are you even doing here? 0 DPS? You have 0 purpose!

twin forge
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I know about ability cancelling and gimp and stuff but like putting it all together in my head Maidmurian

vast knoll
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i need to go flex my mastery of loader on kids on multiplayer so they know i like walking through the game like a loser

languid adder
twin forge
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Obviously skissue for me 😌

languid adder
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Also grab brainstalks lol

twin forge
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He knows the lore

wide patio
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🤨

forest widget
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yeah it's funny

languid adder
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Eviscerate and just merc in general is wacky as fuck with brainstalks holy shit

random atlas
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Death was only the next step in its journey towards enlightenment

wide patio
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HAHA

languid adder
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The brain deciding to learn more about itself

random atlas
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Knowing everything begins with knowing yourself

wide patio
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It...
It knows.

forest widget
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@winged ferry obama

random atlas
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no u

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fucking gotim

wide patio
cinder notch
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🗿

twin forge
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Lmao

languid adder
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He did just become a ghost

dawn oak
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his legs are made out of onion rings

wide patio
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I am so sorry
Knowledge he should have never had

gloomy zinc
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I have another void prediction

random atlas
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He knows his time is limited, he's just taking in the beauty of the material plane he's about to leave one last time.

wide patio
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list of ethnic slurs

gloomy zinc
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What if that fire item buff looking thing is actually the void version of the Frost Relic

twin forge
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Finally fire relic believers

remote quartz
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potents

wide patio
remote quartz
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are there even any void reds officially showcased

twin forge
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Yeah you say that a lot

wide patio
twin forge
wide patio
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I also tell people to kill themselves alot

gloomy zinc
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I mean, there's only really three confirmed on which items corrupt which

twin forge
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3 🗿

wide patio
gloomy zinc
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I'm saying confirmed confirmed, like gameplay proof

wide patio
forest widget
twin forge
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Half of those are me

wide patio
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kill yourself

trail venture
twin forge
wide patio
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gd1 waking up in the morning deciding to be gd1

twin forge
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Not embedded fail btw (click for all items and stuff for dlc)

forest widget
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😿

remote quartz
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oh shit

forest widget
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rename dingus to dustard

twin forge
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Rename wungus to weeping fungus

forest widget
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rename 13500 3.0 to 8100 1.8

remote quartz
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rename raincoat to boring and uninspired

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and dont rename sniper

random atlas
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Rename Sniper to Chef

remote quartz
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who

violet sorrel
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I don't know what I was thinking

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Leaving my child behind

autumn arch
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I need a funny MGR meme NOW

autumn arch
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thanks

lost yew
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oh it doesnt even preview

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was just the music from the dev thoughts preview without any filler inbetween it in good quality

woven shale
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the stream intro

lost yew
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yeah, just found another version

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its just a lot quieter for some reason

wide patio
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hey guys why don't bi people have a slur
we need a slur specifically for us

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any ideas?

gaunt oar
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even if you are bi you are still getting no head

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lulw

woven shale
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well chris wanted it down wich is reasonable because people posted his music when it wasnt even out yet

wide patio
stable sorrel
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my favorite

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(I am bisexual)

lost yew
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yeah i remember chris is very explicit about no reuploads of his stuff

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makes plenty of sense

twin forge
stable sorrel
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Chris makes his music very available

lost yew
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yeah

stable sorrel
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spotify, bandcamp, youtube, etc.

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just wait for the DLC to release and he will upload it everywhere

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The internet when april 1st

trail hawk
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Too close to elden toe

stable sorrel
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Elden Thing

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Skeleton Ring

trail hawk
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👴 💍

stable sorrel
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Beldum Sing

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(Beldum can't learn sing)

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Old Man Ding-a-Ling

trail hawk
stable sorrel
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Dinkleberg Scene

trail hawk
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Impossible

stable sorrel
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I am not even planning on playing it

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In fact I haven't even played any of the dark souls games

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only Demons Souls

twin forge
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You’re soooo edgy your penis must be so big 😳

golden nexus
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I've only play Demon's S***m

trail hawk
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Bruh the games are easy

twin forge
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ror discord

trail hawk
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People are just bad

stable sorrel
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The point is that its a challenge to overcome

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but many games are like that

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they have a mood to them

trail hawk
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Elden rings appeal isn't challenge (it's insanely casualized) it's more so actually having a good open world and new advanced bosses because of fromsofts improvement

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But you wouldn't care

stable sorrel
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Dark Souls fans dodge rolling to avoid women (no bitches challenge run)

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YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

twin forge
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I love elden ring (serious)

white kelp
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Hornet is void

trail hawk
white kelp
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we already did today tisoweary

stable sorrel
slow acorn
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Bro you cheating on me?!?

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Thats it we're over!

gaunt oar
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question, mercurial with arti

white kelp
trail hawk
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Smash dis

stable sorrel
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Phxred1 is a hoe confirmed

trail hawk
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Gold digger

white kelp
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who

stable sorrel
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Dold Gigger

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worms are canon in ror

trail hawk
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The second character is a bed

twin forge
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Nkuhana is a dreamer (cannon)

trail hawk
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Bad ending

vapid bay
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no that's the boring timeline

twin forge
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Best timeline is they buff the characters shitty fucking abilities wispcryyy

unborn marten
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t!selfrole get captain

midnight socketBOT
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Selfrole Manager

You have given yourself the <@&742756949967241248> role!

unborn marten
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YOOOOOO SNIPER

trail hawk
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t!selfrole get sus

midnight socketBOT
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user-role-management has not been designated as a self role!
unborn marten
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It happened

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Lessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss goioiooo

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Ok, Dingus

trail hawk
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Be quiet for several seconds

gaunt oar
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1 minute has passed

trail hawk
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It has been several seconds

unborn marten
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Ok

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Anyway Railgunner pog

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And they said it couldn't be done

gaunt oar
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cp 1

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ok thats a terrible name

woven shale
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cope

paper olive
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@scarlet solar cope

gaunt oar
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i couldnt care less tbh

unborn marten
trail hawk
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TwentyPedos

vital coral
woven shale
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niro

trail hawk
undone dock
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💀

unborn marten
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Guys I'm gonna say n*tro

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I did the thing

woven shale
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nice room

unborn marten
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@undone dock we got sniper

gaunt oar
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Nutro

twin forge
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WHAT

undone dock
mystic mountain
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quick, someone choose a number between 1 and 12, im trying to choose a character

woven shale
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nice fake picture

unborn marten
mystic mountain
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ok

twin forge
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The bot won’t let me say discord nutro wispcryyy

mystic mountain
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thats engi

woven shale
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3.5

trail hawk
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And

mystic mountain
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fug

unborn marten
gaunt oar
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ah shit guess i really cant say nutro cause i was gonna say nutro so arti can fly

lime remnant
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Lmaoo

woven shale
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t1selfrole get sex

hybrid marlin
unborn marten
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Sniper

hybrid marlin
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Hello chat

unborn marten
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Get rekt chef mains

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No more chef

trail hawk
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Didn't laugh + ratio

hybrid marlin
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As a miner main I am still sad

hybrid marlin
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Yes

gaunt oar
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I want Weaver

hybrid bloom
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spotter dead 😭

unborn marten
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Console is probably getting it in 2025 but that's fine

abstract stump
gaunt oar
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is there going to be 2 new class or 1

unborn marten
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Sniper is sniper

unborn marten
white kelp
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heheheha

hybrid marlin
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But she’s not

gaunt oar
white kelp
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guys what if sniper was the 2nd dlc character

gaunt oar
#

pug class yoooo

hybrid marlin
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Sniper is dead, Railgunner supremacy

vapid bay
unborn marten
unborn marten
gaunt oar
#

throws dog at enemy

unborn marten
#

So they shoot crids?

gaunt oar
#

would it be cool if there is like beastmaster class

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which depends on its summons

hybrid bloom
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engineer is engihere

gaunt oar
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but i guess that might be hard to balance or unfun to play if its at its low

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engi, but you direct all your things

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rather than autoplay it

hybrid marlin
gaunt oar
#

engi with walking turret essentially is you snorting copium

#

and hope the ai doesnt stuck on some random ledge

hybrid bloom
#

walking turret is painful to look at

hybrid marlin
#

Literally

hybrid bloom
#

the laser beam has such dogshit tracking

gaunt oar
#

laser beam should grow in damage the more time it tracks

short jewel
#

how good is bandit's alt primary?

hybrid bloom
gaunt oar
viral blade
#

complete dog shit

hybrid bloom
trail hawk
#

Shotguns are cooler

gaunt oar
#

it should do at least 400% damage

viral blade
#

the thing is you don't even need the extra range when you can fire shotgun like .2 seconds slower and have barely any spread at all

gaunt oar
#

and has less falloff than the shotgun

short jewel
gaunt oar
#

also, no spread, why does it have spread

gaunt oar
short jewel
#

oh ok i guess he just jumped off

gaunt oar
#

LMAO

#

great

hybrid bloom
#

are there any passive equipments other than the woodsprite or the aspects

short jewel
#

yes

gaunt oar
#

its shift is knockback

trail hawk
#

The superior shit

hybrid bloom
#

you push it with rex tactical

#

but the other one heals for 50% hp so it's a worth tradeoff

gaunt oar
#

yes become the pineapple cabbage

hybrid bloom
#

rex is fun

#

except on eclipse 8

trail hawk
#

Except on eclipse

hybrid bloom
#

he

#

is fun for the rest of it imo

gaunt oar
hybrid bloom
#

remember when it had a 2 second cd?

gaunt oar
#

yeah

#

that is so bullshit

hybrid bloom
gaunt oar
#

but its still better though

hybrid bloom
#

not a rex main but that was fun

gaunt oar
#

you get all the things the original had, along with some actual rad secondary effect

#

why do you need weaken again when you already can do weaken

short jewel
#

"oh boy! im entering stage 3 in under 9 minutes! i cant wait to get my pre-"

hybrid bloom
#

where is my preon?

trail hawk
#

Preon was never real
A figment of your imagination

heavy schooner
#

Imagine needing the preon to win

hybrid bloom
#

true

#

recycler gang

heavy schooner
#

Hell yeah

#

Had some good runs recently with the recycler

delicate zinc
gaunt oar
#

Royal Kappacitor

heavy schooner
#

Yeah but the capacitor nerf

hybrid bloom
#

Royal Capacitor more like Royal Cap

gaunt oar
#

still good enough

trail hawk
#

Sawmerang

delicate zinc
#

Bitter Embrace

hybrid bloom
#

honestly I think all the equipment are pretty balanced

#

except crowdfunder on eclipse

#

that shit is useless

heavy schooner
#

Crowdfunder just generally stinky

hybrid bloom
#

it's not very fun yeah

heavy schooner
#

I have never taken crowdfunder in my life

#

Who needs it when you can double tap

delicate zinc
#

From?

hybrid bloom
#

or the superior double tap, mul-t power mode

short jewel
#

im going all in. i'll regret this

trail hawk
#

You won't

heavy schooner
#

Nice

hybrid bloom
#

don't fight mithrix

#

loop and obliterate

trail hawk
#

Obliterating is for noobs

stable sorrel
trail hawk
#

Kill mithrix

heavy schooner
#

Just obliterate with beads

short jewel
#

8 will o wisps

hybrid bloom
#

capacitor is fine, railgunner does it's damage each attack

short jewel
#

i was also tempted to print out medkits for the heal for 1k achievement but my damage is already damaged enough by turning all my greens into wisps

#

FUCK SUNDERED GROVE OH NO

gaunt oar
#

OH NO

hybrid bloom
#

me every time I hit a captain nuke GlassCeption

mystic mountain
#

update, i died stage 3, need new number

mystic mountain
#

fuck

hybrid bloom
#

57

mystic mountain
#

bandit

gaunt oar
#

Bendeet

#

wdym fuck

#

it isnt huntress

trail hawk
#

Bandit is ez mode anyway

heavy schooner
#

I try and strike a balance

hybrid bloom
#

the only things I might change about huntress are her right click damage and firerate

gaunt oar
#

imagine woolie

mystic mountain
#

ok, need 3 numbers between 1 and 16 for artifacts

pulsar bobcat
#

always woolie loot

short jewel
#

the boss died in seconds

trail hawk
#

7 2 1

heavy schooner
short jewel
#

i don't watch woolie, dunno what woolie rush is

gaunt oar
hybrid bloom
#

rushing is generally a really safe strat, especially on eclipse

heavy schooner
#

Woolie definitely helped me a lot in the beginning ngl

mystic mountain
#

next number,

short jewel
#

oh lol

pulsar bobcat
#

5 minute rule

short jewel
#

i dont do that, i still try to get atleast like 5~items per stage

pulsar bobcat
#

that's all it is

hybrid bloom
#

woolie doesn't even woolie rush it's all a figment lmao

random atlas
#

Whew, what a day.

mystic mountain
#

what artifacts do i use

random atlas
#

Every time I see "woolie", I just think back to the Super Best Friends. Man, how time has flown.

light bison
#

hi breadguy

pulsar bobcat
#

hi

hybrid bloom
#

you don't have to do a five minute rush, but going fast is VERY consistent to get wins

pulsar bobcat
mystic mountain
#

fine

#

ok third one?

pulsar bobcat
#

I'm saying woolies usual rule is 5 minutes a stage

#

I take like 7-10 minute a stage

heavy schooner
pulsar bobcat
#

depends

mystic mountain
#

ok

hybrid bloom
#

but generally it's honestly just more fun to go fast

#

who wants to loot for 3 minutes

pulsar bobcat
#

i think it's more fun to get everything

random atlas
#

Meanwhile I sometimes do like 3 minutes a stage, or if I get a good run, as little as two (or basically about as long as it takes to charge the teleporter because I can afford to beeline it there and instantly hit it)

pulsar bobcat
#

so checkmate

gaunt oar
#

id say save the time for first 2 stage and farm 3rd stage slightly more time

#

because 4th stage is gonna be outlevel you by a bunch

pulsar bobcat
#

nah you'll be fine

#

just don't get hit

mystic mountain
#

aite, got Evolution Frailty Spite Bandit Monsoon run here, hope it goes well

trail hawk
#

Ez

wooden lantern
#

streamers are dumb and

random atlas
heavy schooner
#

I still like woolie, fuck y’all tbh

pulsar bobcat
#

woolie is cool

wooden lantern
#

woolie is biased

pulsar bobcat
heavy schooner
#

He repeatedly admits that the things he says aren’t accurate for every single run

short jewel
#

i say worth

heavy schooner
#

Nice

meager trail
#

Big win

trail hawk
#

UU

wooden lantern
#

?

random atlas
#

Is that why it always seems so empty?

wooden lantern
#

YEEEEEEEEEESS

gaunt oar
#

MOOSHROOM

pulsar bobcat
#

rwhy are you guys in gd1

#

race is straming

heavy schooner
#

Who?

pulsar bobcat
short jewel
#

crowbars... and will o wisps

random atlas
unborn marten
#

Sniper

#

In ror 2

pulsar bobcat
#

sniperrrrr

short jewel
#

MORE will o wisps? dont mind me~

unborn marten
#

RAILGUNNER

heavy schooner
random atlas
#

Sniper from Team Fortress 2?

short jewel
#

NEVERMIND LOL

#

I GOT ONE SHOT BY AN OVERLOADING MINI MUSHRUM

heavy schooner
#

OH NOOOO

short jewel
#

i shifted up into there, mushroom cloud landed on me, overloading orbs killed me

random atlas
trail hawk
#

Trolled

short jewel
#

i had to go soon anyways so its good that this run ended before it got truly scrumptious and deliciously juicy

heavy schooner
#

OSP is clearly a myth

short jewel
trail hawk
#

One shot what

heavy schooner
random atlas
delicate zinc
#

That corrupted Lens is quite interesting, but rip items based on crit chance

heavy schooner
heavy schooner
short jewel
trail hawk
#

Won't be surprised if someone finds a way to stack reg items and void items together somehow

wooden lantern
#

osp my ass

gaunt oar
short jewel
#

im going to be honest

heady flare
delicate zinc
short jewel
#

the damage scaling in this game is, TOO much

heady flare
#

How is that even possible

wooden lantern
short jewel
#

ONE single mistake will get you killed

random atlas
short jewel
#

ror1 was a very hard game, but it wasnt extreme to the point where one mistake would kill you

heavy schooner
#

Just stack infusions

gaunt oar
delicate zinc
#

I hope the DLC has an option for disabling world level cap

trail hawk
#

Risk of 0 shot prot

gaunt oar
#

risk of STD

trail hawk
#

The seconth

light bison
#

twoth

random atlas
#

Twoth

short jewel
#

imma be going to bed now guys

heavy schooner
#

I had an artificer run a while back where I got like 5 natural infusions, was a fucking tank by the end

short jewel
#

that rex run was fun while it lasted, sad it had to end from o n e hit from an overloading mushurm

late plover
#

ewww mushrums

delicate zinc
#

Oh, then that wasn't 1 hit

#

Since overload

gaunt oar
#

sizzling mushroom is dope

tawny prawn
#

or you could use command and get 500 infusions

long ravine
#

Me when OSP gives me 1 frame of safety

wooden lantern
late plover
#

just don't get hit : P

tawny prawn
#

or you could ... use shrine of order and turn all your shit into infusions 😄

leaden hearth
#

i think i hate mushrooms and crabs more than anything else

random atlas
#

Me when one frame of safety wasn't enough for your greedy ass

tawny prawn
#

crabs are nice when they take out nearby enemies

delicate zinc
#

Infusion + Shield Generators. Nonstop

heavy schooner
#

I’d go steaks instead

random atlas
#

People who like Mushrums must love having shitakes

ayy get it

late plover
#

i want a steak : o

heavy schooner
#

Fuck shield gen

gaunt oar
random atlas
long ravine
tawny prawn
#

OSP?

delicate zinc
late plover
bleak matrix
#

So is captain just the point and click man

long ravine
#

Yes

tawny prawn
#

who even gets oneshotted

bleak matrix
#

I see

tawny prawn
#

such a skill issue /s

random atlas
#

No, Commando is point and click man

bleak matrix
#

I think im gonna stick with engineer and artificer

tawny prawn
#

bandit is point and click man

random atlas
#

Captain is point and click and wait for titanfall man

tawny prawn
#

point and desperado

heavy schooner
#

Considering how much of a joke osp is now maybe I should stack shield gen more often

#

Autocorrect moment

random atlas
#

Imagine thinking Desperado is more fun than Lights Out

gaunt oar
#

so much fun

bleak matrix
#

how practical is captain's nuke

heavy schooner
#

I just think desperado is funny

gaunt oar
heavy schooner
#

Good at killing bosses and reaching Mithrix and that’s it

random atlas
#

It is shockingly practical

tawny prawn
#

one shot damage is lit

bleak matrix
#

very mixed reviews of nuke

trail hawk
#

lights out is 100% 100000x more fun then desperado

heavy schooner
#

I love it, don’t get me wrong

tawny prawn
#

nah i dont need my other skills

gaunt oar
#

lights out is just active gameplay

tawny prawn
#

i only need desperado

gaunt oar
#

desperado is farming a bunch of people

tawny prawn
#

i love farms

random atlas
#

For best results, Diablo + Brainstalks/Bandolier

echo bluff
sharp briar
echo bluff
#

heaven

gaunt oar
heavy schooner
#

Diablo and bandolier is such a funny synergy

gaunt oar
#

now grow up

sharp briar
#

😳

delicate zinc
winged ferry
#

good news with bug king did you now that if a solar flair hit earth we would be fine

random atlas
#

What if a Solar Flare hit Earth instead?

high hinge
#

What if earth hit a solar flare

sharp briar
#

We get hit all the time, that’s what the Aurora Borealis is right?

heavy schooner
#

Yeah

winged ferry
#

yeah

random atlas
#

No, that's solar flair

heavy schooner
#

Depends on the size of it though

winged ferry
#

but if a big one hit us we would be fine

gaunt oar
#

mult main

#

how do you powerstance 2 saws

sharp briar
#

Ah Ty bug king

heavy schooner
#

Mercenary main

flat swan
echo bluff
heavy schooner
#

Wtf

gaunt oar
#

what to do when you are against flying bosses

winged ferry
high hinge
random atlas
tawny prawn
winged ferry
#

b

tawny prawn
#

wait what does 5 transcendances do lmao does it even stack

sharp briar
random atlas
heavy schooner
tawny prawn
#

o shit

heavy schooner
#

By like 50% per stack if I’m not mistaken

long ravine
#

First stack is 50%, the rest are 25%

tawny prawn
#

NICE NICE
SO UR LIGHTSPEED MEGA TANK

#

shitting wasps out of yo ass

random atlas
tawny prawn
#

laughs in dissonance

random atlas
#

The real issue is Wisps, because you only have a shitty grenade to hurt them

heavy schooner
#

Just get feathers

random atlas
gaunt oar
#

vagrant now flies low enough to make you reach so they arent too bad but i dont know about the fucking flies

echo bluff
#

eggworld

random atlas
tawny prawn
#

lmfao literal easter eggs

#

brilliant

heavy schooner
#

Egg island almost as good as soup island

#

Rip soup island

random atlas
#

But yeah, Greater Wisps are a massive problem, but don't underestimate Elite Vultures, either. Those still hit rather hard, and will avoid you completely for a while.

tawny prawn
#

i dont like the brass contraptions

random atlas
#

Thank you.

raven pagoda
#

Ass Contraptions

random atlas
#

Maid Contraptions

delicate zinc
random atlas
#

Me: exists
Blazing Lemurians spawning in your area

tawny prawn
#

lmao i love acrid

raven pagoda
#

Bell Clapper 😳

long ravine
#

Tf

tawny prawn
#

oshit

brisk parcel
#

Incorrect video hold on

echo bluff
raven pagoda
#

uh oh somebody said slurs

gaunt oar
random atlas
tawny prawn
#

wipwip be wildin

brisk parcel
long ravine
heavy schooner
#

When the lunar scavenger gets will o the wisp

#

Or no wait I had a run where they got 5 gasoline

raven pagoda
gaunt oar
long ravine
brisk parcel
#

Goddammit

long ravine
#

Bro we aren't dumbasses

raven pagoda
long ravine
#

Anyways <@&559786374228738069>

heavy schooner
#

It isn’t a Rick roll

#

Dude wtf

raven pagoda
#

that's one of the ways youtube generates share links

round gate
#

hi

light bison
#

hi

long ravine
#

hi

random atlas
#

hi

round gate
#

what's going on?

heavy schooner
#

Literally no reason to call a mod here

gaunt oar
long ravine
#

False alarm

random atlas
#

AND I SAY Heeeeeeey

raven pagoda
#

@mods
nvm sorry lol

heavy schooner
#

Fucking dumbass

random atlas
#

git fuked

round gate
#

y'all thought that youtube link was a fake or what xD

heavy schooner
#

Man has never seen a YouTube url in his life

raven pagoda
brisk parcel
#

truly an epic embed fail

random atlas
long ravine
reef mountain
#

i have no fear
it is just a meme

random atlas
#

Bet you've only ever seen YouTube on your computer or phone, tbh

heavy schooner
pulsar bobcat
#

tehyre so fucking dope

round gate
#

she's gonna suck for most controller users (me) happiesttroll
but hey, I know that's what the community wanted and I am here for it bitbounce

#

@ this

pulsar bobcat
#

drug test? monkaS

heavy schooner
#

What are your thoughts on the milf chart?

round gate
gaunt oar
reef mountain
#

icant aim on a controller
but i can hit slick flicks on a moose sugnales

random atlas
#

Captain do be bussin'

patent cargo
#

Hey Charmlie!

gaunt oar
heavy schooner
#

Don’t remember where I stole it from but it’s hilarious

round gate
reef mountain
#

controllers were the OG

reef mountain
#

back in like xbox days that was the most popular i think
at least in my friend groups

gaunt oar
#

Warzone aim assist on controller gives me cancer

reef mountain
#

i just never owned a console 😔

round gate
#

but then again I never used keyboard properly so...

heavy schooner
#

I want lodr mommy personally

#

I like tall mommy milky

random atlas
#

Damn, not here...!

round gate
long ravine
#

Steam deck seems pretty cool

heavy schooner
#

Anyways, what are the mods thoughts on the milf chart?

random atlas
#

Remember when Sonic became black and had a gun? Wasn't that cool?

gaunt oar
#

I still prefer pc idk i play and do work on the same thing lol

random atlas
pulsar bobcat
random atlas
#

gamers sexist

gamers racist

round gate
#

it will appeal to people with hundreds of games in their steam library. Just another place to play those games they love~

random atlas
#

dudes can be milfs, too

long ravine
#

Sure sounds promising

long ravine
heavy schooner
#

Maybe the real milfs were the friends we made along the way

random atlas
#

It's okay, Captain, my beloved, you can be a milf if you want

alpine marlin
#

anyone here listen to metal, i play it on stream with metal, i think its the best way to play the game

low hemlock
#

Gd1

heavy schooner
#

Dilf literally means dad I’d like to fuck, it’s the actual male equivalent of milf

wide patio
#

VENOMADRENALINEMOMENTUMANDIMNOTKNOWINWHENIMEVERGONNASLOWUPANDIMREADYTOSNAPANYMOMENTIMTHINKINITSTIMETOGOGETEMTHEYAIN'TGONNAKNOWWHATHITEMWWWWHENTHEYGETBITWITHTHEVENOMADRENAL

alpine marlin
#

lots of deathcore and metalcore, lorna shore, enterprise earth, oceans ate alaska etc

random atlas
#

System of a Down, got it

alpine marlin
#

haha

heavy schooner
alpine marlin
#

i like soad

#

hell yeah dude

#

dio is old school af, live it

random atlas
#

I am currently listening to the Hotline Miami soundtracks

alpine marlin
#

hype af, hotline miami

heavy schooner
#

Me resisting the urge to ask if that was a jojo reference

random atlas
#

weeb spotted

round gate
#

the only reason why i know that name is because of Pick of Destiny LUL

heavy schooner
alpine marlin
#

haha, at least youve heard of him

random atlas
heavy schooner
#

Fukign Rena cube

round gate
#

always and forever NODDERS

alpine marlin
#

no one likes deathmetal then, gets me hyped when in my mercenary run

low hemlock
#

Cta

#

Hello grrr

round gate
#

anyways bye chat

winged ferry
#

guys i have a disstrack for you guys

low hemlock
#

Bye taxi

heavy schooner
#

Bye bye

low hemlock
#

How're you?

winged ferry
#

bye bye grrr

#

ok

low hemlock
#

Pretty fuckin bad tbh

heavy schooner
#

Question: do I watch some of my cringe ass animes or do I play risk of rain 2?

tawny prawn
#

play ur cringe ass anime in the background

heavy schooner
#

It doesn’t exist yet stupid