gd1-nullified

[full sparrow]

he has his own channel

[worldly prism]

matrick patrick is most definitely a person

[fathom sedge]

Not for this server man

[late plover]

Didn’t realize that, neat : O

[simple sun]

at least he got a lot of flack for it

[hidden saddle]

You know, The Crowdfunder. 100% damage per shot is EXTREMELY high (even if you don't have a crazy amount of on-hit items to scale it with). no, the lack of bleed does not make this a less lucrative option on paper, because in reality if you're not already at the point of applying a stupid amount of bleed you probably could use the crowdfunder to help you with that. take the crowdfunder.

[outer jackal]

Yes the crowdfunder

[late plover]

Honestly at this point I think I like his food theory channel more than game and film theory

[fathom sedge]

good

[full sparrow]

something about diet coke

oh wait im addicted to it (please laugh)

[outer jackal]

Guys did you know I like diet cok

[late plover]

laughs but only cus you said please

[outer jackal]

laugh track

[bronze hatch]

[hidden saddle]

matpat theory channel collab: how capt'n crunch and sea of thieves combine with jumanji 1 to complete the FnaF lore

[full sparrow]

take any sitcom and remove all the laugh tracks from it

[simple sun]

ah food theory is a real channel

of course it is

is there anything worth while watching there even

[outer jackal]

One day matpat will run out of ideas and make a "the world is flat" theory

[simple sun]

where's the conspiracy theory channel yeah

[hidden saddle]

even though its common knowledge

[rocky rune]

How is your mom a part of fnaf lore

[bronze hatch]

my theory is the world is a vampire

[simple sun]

your mom is flat theory

[outer jackal]

Thats just a theory... a CONSPIRACY THEORY
Thanks for nothing

[full sparrow]

im about to make a "goddammit i spilled my milk i fucking hate my fingers fuck you fingers dammit" theory

[rocky rune]

Earth is a curve,fuck you

[outer jackal]

Thats a good one
I share this

[outer jackal]

What's the equation of earth

[late plover]

I’d recommend the making cookies out of your tree episode and the episode about knock off brand food

[hidden saddle]

how noon on a weekend instantly becomes 11 PM theory

[rocky rune]

Hell if i know,i barely passed my math class

[distant flower]

Freddy Fazbear is actually your mom?

[outer jackal]

Exactly
Flat.

[rocky rune]

Freddy bazbear actually fucked your mom

[distant flower]

Freddy bazbear fucked Freddy Fazbear?

[full sparrow]

gd1 being sus part i lost count

[rocky rune]

Fuck it,earth doesn't fucking exist

[woven shale]

No

[full sparrow]

funky cat

[outer jackal]

Game theory: Gregory is Gregory is golden freddy is William afton is your mom is springtrap is freddy fazbop is sans

[woven shale]

Fat shit

[spring vale]

what have I walked into

[full sparrow]

gregory is sans

[late plover]

Earth is actually shaped like a half inflated foot ball

[hidden saddle]

run

[gusty oar]

take any sitcom and keep only laugh tracks

[full sparrow]

matpat hate on a mass scale

[distant flower]

Earth is shaped like your mom (big) ????

[spring vale]

matpat haters?

[woven shale]

Earth inflation r34

[rocky rune]

William afton always comes back so that must mean that your father is not William afton because he never came back with milk

[late plover]

I actually like him : P

[full sparrow]

austin lovers

[outer jackal]

My mom is indeed big shape

[rocky rune]

Freddy fazbear fucking your mom

[distant flower]

My mom won't let me play angery berds after 8:00 >:::(((((( !!!!

[woven shale]

Mom fazbear fucking Freddy

[late plover]

Plot twist, dad did go out to get the milk he just got lost on his way home. But the milk is expired so I still won’t love him.

[rocky rune]

Game theory "your mom is fat and stupid"

[outer jackal]

Game theory: am I actually dead in fnaf 37?

[woven shale]

Game theory: elden ring

[rocky rune]

Game theory: was that the bite of 4269?

[willow mango]

109775240994198073 ahhh please join me ahhh

do the clipboard lobby thing pls i am lonely

[full sparrow]

fnaf 56 billion where the animatronics are just made out of human teeth but none of the customers seem to notice or care

[woven shale]

Hmm?

[late plover]

I can’t wait for golden Freddy to be added as the last survivor

[woven shale]

Spoilers!

[willow mango]

even with public nobody is joining

[rocky rune]

Fnaf 69 William afton came back as your mom

[full sparrow]

[distant flower]

five nights at Freddy's after the fifth night

[outer jackal]

After watching marks fnaf videos I swear Scott just heard his random 1 sentence theories and was like "do that"

[distant flower]

I've never playing

[full sparrow]

five nights at hoxxes

[simple sun]

ror2 dlc 83 cross over with fnaf 102

[hidden saddle]

DEEP ROCK G

[simple sun]

commando will be stuffed into feddy

[woven shale]

69 nights at your moms

[outer jackal]

Hell yea G

[full sparrow]

uncle been what happened

[hidden saddle]

exactly

[late plover]

The commando buff we need and deserve

[rocky rune]

Five nights at femboy hookers

[simple sun]

you wish

[willow mango]

109775240994198073 please join me i am sad and lonely please

[woven shale]

On wot

[hidden saddle]

amomg us code

[willow mango]

ror2

[full sparrow]

im sad and lonely

[simple sun]

191.222.65.14 please join me i am sad and lonely please

[willow mango]

clipboard lobby feature

in the famous video game risk of rain 2

[woven shale]

Console

[full sparrow]

risk of silksong 5

[late plover]

We’re gamers! We’re all sad and lonely >: l

[hidden saddle]

hollow rain

[willow mango]

damnit

[woven shale]

Silksong when

[outer jackal]

I recognise that number!

[late plover]

Silk song 😦 one day

[full sparrow]

i want to feel the warm embrace of a

[storm forge]

[gusty oar]

not home :(

[full sparrow]

get home
(that get real cat video)

[woven shale]

I want to fuck the radiance, try and stop me

[full sparrow]

the fuck

[storm forge]

[late plover]

[gusty oar]

friend :)

[outer jackal]

Remember when typing funny cat video actually gave you that
Not 12 hour long compilations with 1000 buzz words in the title

[worldly prism]

hi wakan!

[distant flower]

wakan

[gusty oar]

rce hello!!

[woven shale]

wakan hi

[gusty oar]

santa time

[distant flower]

goober

[gusty oar]

hi!

[late plover]

Gamers don’t need friends >: l we only need the warm embrace of our gaming PCs! Though it’ll never fill the void 😦

[full sparrow]

i drank 2 reigns today and i almost passed out

[gusty oar]

what's a reign

[worldly prism]

pls annoy eup by telling him to let me back in

[woven shale]

Will a series X suffice

[late plover]

Mmm yes

[hidden saddle]

1969 study of gd1 and the neurotransmitters associated with 🤨, , and 😟

[gusty oar]

i don't want to annoy anyone but i'll ask once

[gusty oar]

be careful with that please

[full sparrow]

i almost died of two fucking energy drinks

[woven shale]

Looks like an immolation grenade

[full sparrow]

whar?

[outer jackal]

Hello I am working with a local school
If there was 1 thing you could say to a small child, what would it be?

[gusty oar]

i know and i would like you to not do that be because you're a friend

[full sparrow]

would you like to go to gd1?

[worldly prism]

"fuck you"

[outer jackal]

When i have that void, I just clear the 9 vents and get my red item

[outer jackal]

V.V

[woven shale]

Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy

[outer jackal]

No thanks im already there:D

[late plover]

I like it! That’s the attitude we all need to have

[full sparrow]

no im asking the supposed small child

[hidden saddle]

cure sadness by going into your intrinsic void and getting an unstable tesla coil out and into the real world w

[outer jackal]

OK what would you like to ask them

[full sparrow]

would you like to go to gd1

[outer jackal]

No thanks im already there:D

[hidden saddle]

discord tos

[outer jackal]

Am I doing an illegal

[hidden saddle]

no jk im just massive brain

[outer jackal]

Its fine, the small child is just my inner consciousness

[woven shale]

[outer jackal]

Oh no bois, pack up the children we gotta run

[late plover]

I’d tell them they’re a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck. just like my hero Seto Kaiba would say.

[outer jackal]

👌

[full sparrow]

@gusty oar

[outer jackal]

Isnt the chronobauble great?

[stable sorrel]

😳

[outer jackal]

I never realised how much I kinda like headstompers
Not having to worry about fall damage feels good

[late plover]

Yes! But only because of death mark

[stable sorrel]

I just beat Last Man on Earth, The Passing in Left 4 Dead 2

Pain

Agony even

It took me 36 tries

[outer jackal]

Nah I spam chronobaubke printers
What would I do if enemies tried to run to me?

[woven shale]

Your mom, even

[storm mica]

is that the one where there are no commons, only specials?

[stable sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mother-great-argument-however-megamind-your-mom-yo-mama-gif-22994712

[stable sorrel]

Yeah but you're alone

[storm mica]

i always mix it up with the one where you have commons and boomers only

[woven shale]

Megamind is such a chad movie

[stable sorrel]

That one is too easy for me

[full sparrow]

blegh maybe i sleep

[storm mica]

passing is annoying for sure, have you done hard rain on that mode?

[stable sorrel]

Not that I recall

[storm mica]

that finale is cancer

[stable sorrel]

I've done Dead Center and The Passing

[storm mica]

can't even molo the tank

[stable sorrel]

They all seem hard for their own reasons

[storm mica]

i've done a coupe of them, some are really easy, like parish or cold stream

[stable sorrel]

The passing has the boosted spawn rate

Two specials with the tank(s)

Pain

[abstract stump]

should i get all fallout new vegas dlc or transistor

[willow mango]

i think i joined a hacker

[stable sorrel]

All fallout new Vegas dlc

[abstract stump]

why tho

[storm mica]

they killed the newt that early?

[abstract stump]

i will probably get black mesa

[storm mica]

also

[abstract stump]

though i dont know if its better or worse than the og half life

[storm mica]

rex + trans?

black mesa is really good

some ppl don't like their version of xen tho

[stable sorrel]

Worse but the Xen chapters are way better

[hidden saddle]

1998 half life is the J but it is also the first valve game and i think black mesa improved upon it mostly

[outer jackal]

Wheres the free wins artifact

[storm mica]

that would be command

[stable sorrel]

I think half life 1 is better

[storm mica]

idk i enjoy both

[stable sorrel]

But Black Mesa is decent and improves on a few things

[full sparrow]

why are trans people generally hated on the internet

[abstract stump]

i only played half life 2 so i dont know

[willow mango]

I joined a fucking hacker

No fr

[hidden saddle]

yeah both are cool but i played hl1 first and ended up refunding black mesa

[storm mica]

i'd recommend playing hl1 before black mesa

[stable sorrel]

The level design in half life 1 is so good

[willow mango]

This man had infinite hopoo feathers even though I couldn't see any on him, even when I used Tab

[abstract stump]

what about half life 2

[willow mango]

His primary shot like 50 strafes at once

[simple sun]

les go

[stable sorrel]

and the extra stuff in black mesa or changes didn't always stick with me

[storm mica]

did you play only hl2 or the episodes too?

[willow mango]

This fucking hacker shredded everything

[abstract stump]

only hl2

[outer jackal]

Who needs so many oml

[willow mango]

I couldn't enjoy the game properly

Please take this as an encouragement

[stable sorrel]

HL1 better than 2 imo

[willow mango]

Do not hacc risk of rain 2

[storm mica]

i'd leave if you aren't having fun

[willow mango]

I did

And he left anyway bc i was hosting

[abstract stump]

but both are really good right

[storm mica]

i like the source engine's ragdolls more

[hidden saddle]

so true after first playthrough

[storm mica]

fun to mess around with them

[abstract stump]

since i actually feel satisfied completing half life 2

also that

[stable sorrel]

Yeah

[willow mango]

Hey does airstrafing in ror2 work like it does in source? does it make me faster?

[storm mica]

gibbing the hl1 corpses never gets old, though

[willow mango]

like ik it was coded in unity

[abstract stump]

i might just get transistor tho

[stable sorrel]

I've been through each 3 or 4 times over the years

[willow mango]

Actual transistors are tiny lil silicon things

[stable sorrel]

Half life 1 has some based total conversion mods though

[willow mango]

Anyways time to go to bed for real

[abstract stump]

half life 2 porn mod

that exist iirc

[stable sorrel]

No

[willow mango]

Cya friends, it was nice knowin ya

I'm gonna go do a sleep

[stable sorrel]

Many

[storm mica]

the cinematic mod?

[abstract stump]

YEAHHH

That one

[stable sorrel]

Dilders in her room

[storm mica]

fully modelled cervix

[full sparrow]

🤨

[hidden saddle]

wtf

[stable sorrel]

Its true

The guy who made the mod was creepy

Its a decent mod though

Quite impressive

[full sparrow]

gd1 being sus part 0.25

[hidden saddle]

getting enough sleep instead of being on gd1 to 1am challenge

[stable sorrel]

[abstract stump]

too bad there not a mod where they made barney naked

[stable sorrel]

Cervix

[storm mica]

impossible

[abstract stump]

yeah

[neat ruin]

awooga

frost relic or soulbound catalyst

[worldly prism]

neither

[neat ruin]

i have a possibility so why not

[remote quartz]

relic

[stable sorrel]

Sad

[abstract stump]

anyway im gonna get transistor probably

i like hades alot so i wanted to see what their other work look like

also the fact that hades compete with big triple A titles

that a win on its own

[winged ferry]

can someone help me get the mod where it shows what the % of useing ut items are

[abstract stump]

though i'd like doom eternal to win (i have adhd )

felt like eternal is for people who have adhd and feel the need to kill something every 2.4 seconds

[stable sorrel]

Any koishi fans in the chat

Transistor is a favorite of mine

[abstract stump]

i like engaging gameplay
help it more if the gameplay is good and have a good story

[stable sorrel]

But transistor is short

[abstract stump]

how short

10 hour?

7?

[stable sorrel]

7 hours probably, but I recommend going through again in ng+

[abstract stump]

yeah

[stable sorrel]

There are harder combat encounters and upgrading your abilities reveals more story

[abstract stump]

i might get transistor with inscryption , doom eternal and GOW 2018 when sales came

and when i actually lose weight

[full sparrow]

i consider a 2 hour cod campaign short, so thats mid length

[stable sorrel]

The main plot is vague and doesn't make as much sense until you read more

[stable sorrel]

I got through the story in 3 hours on the 3rd playthrough

[abstract stump]

its not like darksoul where there no fucking story at all and there only world building

right

[full sparrow]

abyss watchers

[stable sorrel]

No theres a real plot

[full sparrow]

watching gd1

[stable sorrel]

All of Supergiant's games have character focused stories

With a fleshed out world as the backdrop

[abstract stump]

so there a actual story unlike hollow knight

[stable sorrel]

Yes

And its coherent even of it doesn't seem to be at first

Its a little nonlinear and challenges you to think about it

I found it compelling both conceptually and with how interesting the character motivations were

[abstract stump]

hmm

transistor sound good

[stable sorrel]

The villains basically ruined a utopia because they were bored (sort of) but its complicated

Play the game

Its good

[neat ruin]

essence rex ez

[stable sorrel]

Pog

[neat ruin]

better than tangling growth? dunno really, i wouldnt say it's any better

but not like too much worse

[stable sorrel]

More dmg

[abstract stump]

anyway

[neat ruin]

and directive drill is like
a good skill so

[abstract stump]

hk is decent so far
im only in city of tears though

cant see the hype yet

[stable sorrel]

HK is ok but I don't want to play it again

[abstract stump]

yeah i dont really want to come back to hk and finish it

[stable sorrel]

Its like an 8/10 maybe but it takes some time to earn it

Its a spotty experience

I loved some bits and didn't like others

Some areas should have been cut

But I like how big the world was

[abstract stump]

yeah i feel the same about it too

[stable sorrel]

My 9/10 is Metroidvania is environmental Station alpha

That game is a banger

[abstract stump]

hk is definitely a bit tad Overrated imo
alot of people act like its the next coming of christ

[stable sorrel]

Good all the way through

[abstract stump]

or say that its a masterpiece or something

[stable sorrel]

Ruined by some late late game stuff

[stable sorrel]

I think it is in a way

It was made by a handful of people

[abstract stump]

yeah
its not like hk is as revolutionary as game like Halo CE

[stable sorrel]

Definitely a lot of skill and passion seeping from the game

[abstract stump]

or doom or even fucking quake

[stable sorrel]

But it isn't the peak of the genre imo

[abstract stump]

yeah

silksong might be better than HK but we dont know yet

wait why the fuck is there a metroid vania porn game on steam wtf

[neat ruin]

a reason why even default sonic boom is a super strong skill

[storm mica]

i love booping enemies into the abyss

[stable sorrel]

Rex stronk

[storm mica]

murder cabbage

[abstract stump]

cant think of any Triple A game that is good in the last 4 year
can only think of doom eternal, half life alyx, god of war, sekiro

[stable sorrel]

Ye

[abstract stump]

havent played any of those nintendo game

dont ask

[neat ruin]

i dont think i ever played aaa game

if you dont count chilling with a friend in his house and watching playing him witcher 3 and gta 4

[abstract stump]

i heard GOW 2018 Pc Port is REALLY FUCKING GOOD

so i might buy it
i dont know about the optimization

[neat ruin]

is portal 2 aaa?

[abstract stump]

yeah

[neat ruin]

then i played that

[abstract stump]

cool

lmao

i got like 110 fps while playing on gtx 1660 super

on low setting

[mellow gazelle]

Runs really well for me

The most I've seen is a tiny tiny stop cuz it's loading a level

[abstract stump]

what your gpu

[mellow gazelle]

Only in cutscenes too

[mellow gazelle]

Gpu... Is that the graphics card?

My mind is blank lmao

[pastel sedge]

Yeah

[mellow gazelle]

Ah so gtx 1660 then

[abstract stump]

i have gtx 1660 super

yeah its good then

probably like 100 or 110 fps on the max setting if i have to guess

[junior harness]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-watch-watching-tv-watching-movie-gif-22701583

[pastel sedge]

I hate amd because it has this stupid flickering bug that they can never solve lol

(Gpu)

[mellow gazelle]

Didn't really track fps. Having a smooth experience tho

[abstract stump]

hmm

aight

[amber venture]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-us-funny-among-porn-among-us-porn-cum-gif-20241052

[shut mountain]

Wait

I THOUGHT U COULD SKIP STRAIGHT TO MITHRIX

Can you not??? You have to do the pillars?

[amber venture]

is the vase skip thing not working anymore?

[ancient garnet]

Bruh they patched it?

[gusty oar]

the hell are y'all talking about

yes you still can skip pillars

[ancient garnet]

This mellow guy is confused

(i think he doesn't know how to skip pillars)

[shut mountain]

Wait

If u have 2 people do both have to be up there?

[ancient garnet]

Yes

Just use

Ez transportation

[storm mica]

just don't go in the arena yet if you have the vase in case others don't use it for some reason

cause you can't make a tunnel to the lower part once you are in

[ancient garnet]

Just round them up and tell them to use the tunnel

[gusty oar]

ye

[finite kite]

hello gd1

[gusty oar]

hi

[remote quartz]

based brut

[light bison]

sai sorry i won't gonna say cock ever again

[gusty oar]

good :)

[north lava]

When is the dlc gonna release

[gusty oar]

q1 2022

[light bison]

february 30th

[north lava]

Why not right now

[gusty oar]

not done yet

[karmic geode]

Loader gang

[fluid sonnet]

fnaf is not real

[gusty oar]

true

[torpid socket]

providence more like
come and dance

[gusty oar]

or is it 😳

[storm mica]

dun dun dun

[light bison]

dun dun dun dun dududun

[fluid sonnet]

this image had me tweakin

[gusty oar]

idk what tweakin means

[fluid sonnet]

tweak

like from sout park

[gusty oar]

OH

[rocky rune]

Covid is not fun when you're the healthiest mf in the house, you need to tace care of everything and everyone,anyways how are you guys doing

[gusty oar]

yeah no idea still

[light bison]

my good

you good too

[storm mica]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-tweek-tweak-south-park-s6e11-child-abduction-is-not-funny-gif-22002721

[gusty oar]

uuhh not much has happened today so idk how to feel

[light bison]

people good

[storm mica]

that guy

[gusty oar]

yooo i get it now

thank you :)

[storm mica]

caffeine overdosed 24/7

[rocky rune]

Its better than a bad day i guess

[gusty oar]

trueee

[rocky rune]

Better than having covid

[gusty oar]

is your whole family sick or something?

[rocky rune]

Yup

But like i said earlier, im the healthiest mh in the house

[gusty oar]

damn how'd that happen

[rocky rune]

My mum got covid and now we are stuck together

And its not the first time we all have covid

We had it last year too

[gusty oar]

wow

[rocky rune]

Yeah

My mum and Sister are sleeping all the time and im taking care of the kids

Two of them

[gusty oar]

are any of you vaccinated or anything?

[rocky rune]

And after all that they will still call me a lazy piece of shit

[gusty oar]

WHAT

[rocky rune]

All of us are vaccinated

[rocky rune]

They always do that when we disagree about something

[gusty oar]

what happened this time what did you disagree on

[rocky rune]

We disagree all the time,we once had an argument because i ate a banana

It had more to it but its a long story

[gusty oar]

that's just
wow

[rocky rune]

Yeah,its pretty fucking hilarious

[light bison]

did you ate a banana

no i ate 2 bananas

and then it goes

[rocky rune]

Or i have a better one,they bought me noise cancelling headphones for christmas right, and a few days later they were mad at me because i couldn't hear them with those headphones on XD

[gusty oar]

ahaha omg

[light bison]

got damn!

[rocky rune]

I ate a banana that was supposed to be for my Brother as his school lunch

[light bison]

oh

[rocky rune]

They always think they are so smart and im the stupid one

[light bison]

it's uncool of you i think

[rocky rune]

I didn't know that one last banana i wanted to eat was for my Brother

[light bison]

about the banana stealing

[rocky rune]

I had no fucking idea

[light bison]

so it wasn't packed up

ok then

[rocky rune]

It wasn't

[gusty oar]

did you give him a snack of some kind as an apology

[rocky rune]

Of course

Im a moron, not a monster

[gusty oar]

:) 👍

[rocky rune]

I gave him sweets for school

So we are good,but my mother is still reminding me about this and other stupid stuff whenever she is out of any arguments

[gusty oar]

why is she doing that

[rocky rune]

Because she hates losing to younger people i guess,i dunno

[gusty oar]

probably true yeah

[solid siren]

spawns a rusted chest that's basically a big chest, but consumes the key

if you pick rustede key up on stage 1, it will spawn on stage 2

[light bison]

wait there's a map in risk of rain 2

[gusty oar]

it's not that big but glowing orange

[neat ruin]

this question gives me existential dread

hopooooooo whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

devs decided this will be how item works

ask devs

[light bison]

here's the answer: ||ask yourself||

[neat ruin]

hopoo and paul

[rocky rune]

Because why the fuck not

Here is your anwser

[neat ruin]

no

[light bison]

yeah yea true

[neat ruin]

27th jan

[light bison]

why is it kinda dumb

[neat ruin]

@ hopoo you are dumb, rusted key works like stupid yhear

[light bison]

you want a chest to spawn right near you when you get the key

hey

[rocky rune]

And,if you don't like just scrap it or don't even pick it up

[neat ruin]

why?

[gusty oar]

why would it

[light bison]

your key won't vanish away if you get on the next stage

[neat ruin]

and?

[gusty oar]

doesn't matter

why

[neat ruin]

why?

[lofty charm]

Wasnt like 50 Keys + Clover = 1 legendary per map?

[neat ruin]

no, key was changed in anniversary

[gusty oar]

you will be moving to the next stage regardless

[light bison]

if devs wanted the could make it like it will spawn on a random location
not just on a random stage

[neat ruin]

use it later, why not

you dont die

you live

[gusty oar]

try not to next time

[neat ruin]

stop playing huntress she's trash

[light bison]

skill issue

[gusty oar]

play commando

[light bison]

play commando

[neat ruin]

the least dps in the game and the least health

description is wrong

devs dont know what they are talking about

[light bison]

she is trash cannon

[lofty charm]

Why pick items when you can pick ?

[gusty oar]

just glass

[simple sun]

goodbye dumbass

[light bison]

no you are

[neat ruin]

nah, zero trollin this time

[gusty oar]

nah we're serious

[neat ruin]

i can pull up a chart if i find it

[gusty oar]

nope

[storm mica]

huntress was designed to be a glass cannon but they forgot the cannon part

[light bison]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-trolled-trollge-troll-success-gif-22597471

[gusty oar]

we honestly thought you were trolling when asking why can't you use the key on the same stage you got it

[neat ruin]

she's like
just agile character that is there so you can focus on dodging rather than aiming

[storm mica]

in multiplayer you can - if someone got a key the previous stage

[lofty charm]

I first unlocked the Clover with huntress back when she was op

[simple sun]

less go 2 hardlights as REX

[rocky rune]

Was huntress ever op?

[storm mica]

nah

[rocky rune]

Time to start the rex space program

[simple sun]

her special had 18 seconds cooldown at some point

[lofty charm]

Well better than commando

[rocky rune]

Commando is better than huntress

Always was

[neat ruin]

ok yeah mando before anniversary was rather sad if you didnt get bleeds

literally all of them

[hoary tangle]

yeah

[neat ruin]

they are the worst 2

[lofty charm]

Literally 1 engi turret is better than the 2 combined

[light bison]

just unlock them

[signal ember]

It tells you

[neat ruin]

read stuff when you hove over things

[simple sun]

funni brass contraption with runaldos band

[hoary tangle]

pretty sure the logbook also mentions exactly how to get them if you hover over their specific challenges too so

[lofty charm]

Just go + command for ez unlocks

[hoary tangle]

oh boy

[light bison]

||i won't gonna be surprised if he'll ask how to download cheats for ror2||

[hoary tangle]

lol

[lofty charm]

How do i download lunar coins?

[neat ruin]

google it

[lofty charm]

Where is the ingame store?

[light bison]

insert into your CD a credit card

[neat ruin]

you can call it by pressing alt + f4 while in the gae

they cost 5$ per lunar coin tho

but you can buy bundles

[worldly sparrow]

Where Wakan

[lofty charm]

If i put my Credit card info here can Some1 buy them for me?

[neat ruin]

like 40$ for 10 lunar coins

[light bison]

sure bufd

[neat ruin]

yea sure, dont forget funny 3 digits on the back of the card

[simple sun]

God I wish the game would just give me a medkit as REX

[dapper quartz]

search a printer

throw 10 items in it

[rocky rune]

Did you just start playing the game?

[dapper quartz]

i like mando tho

[hoary tangle]

explains a lot

[rocky rune]

Oh boy,do you have a lot of things to learn

Don't do it, learn things mostly by yourself, its the Best way

[hoary tangle]

yes and no
you need to get some items as well if you want to survive

[neat ruin]

just a heads up if someone's not aware, guy asked yesterday about what to pick, repulsion armor plate or a medkit, then quickly retreated saying he was choosing between a red and a white, seems like just making a fun mess, quality tomfoolery even

[rocky rune]

This is getting a bit sus

[misty tundra]

ISP or happiest mask? Which is better?

[hoary tangle]

great now that gif of imposter fighting giant golem is in my head

[simple sun]

Deskplant is overpowered

[misty tundra]

Plant

[neat ruin]

interstellar sex plant

[simple sun]

Yes the red bustling fungus

[long ravine]

[simple sun]

apparently the radius just straight up was the size of Bustling Fungus on launch

[hoary tangle]

lol

[simple sun]

but the radius was always wrong in the description so I'm doubting it

[misty tundra]

It was defo bigger than a bungus at 1.0 launch

They buffed it yeah but its always been bigger than bungus

[simple sun]

yeah launch as in EA0

It's 10m + 5m right now

[misty tundra]

Oh I got into ror2 when Rex came out

So early on but not that early

[solid siren]

5 + 5 matches up too, a lot of items are coded like that

[simple sun]

yeah it's 5 + 5 per stack and u have a stack of one so you should know it's 10 very cool description

[lofty charm]

Why did they ever nerf :Mask:

[simple sun]

because they made it deal 5x the damage

[lofty charm]

It has been both the funniest and now the most boring item

[simple sun]

still didn't need the proc nerf

[gusty oar]

:)

[dapper quartz]

why did they remove the armor buff form titanic knurl

like why not the same item as ror1

[misty tundra]

omg!!! Wkakn

[simple sun]

because it's clearly the best yellow

[neat ruin]

because that knurl was colossal

and this knurl is titanic

[gusty oar]

hii

[dapper quartz]

true

lore

[neat ruin]

you are pretty uninsightful if you dont see the lore reasons

[misty tundra]

Knurls armor buff outclassed every other yellow by a mile. Had to go :)

[dapper quartz]

man i wish colossus was still here

[neat ruin]

he is

on distant roost, chillin

[dapper quartz]

not broken

[simple sun]

What did Colussus even do

wasn't it just one melee attack

[dapper quartz]

stomp

[neat ruin]

he could clap, the high melee attack

also summoned stone golems

legit easiest boss

[rocky rune]

Is there a always one newt altar on every map,i know about the ones in acres rallypoint and aqueduct

[hoary tangle]

I can’t stop reading Colussus as Colussus help

[simple sun]

I wish Titan had better attacks

[neat ruin]

yes, the only map that doesnt has guaranteed is distant roost

[simple sun]

I don't see why anyone would seriously want 2 big stone dudes other than blind nostalgia

just buff Stone Titan so he's cool

[rocky rune]

I must find those

[neat ruin]

i mean

[rocky rune]

Like the ones im missing

[neat ruin]

only aqueduct has like
guaranteed guaranteed too

it's just every other map always spawns one newt altar that you always can reach

[storm mica]

rarely you won't find any - most notably on distant roost - but usually at least one will spawn; on SA, RD and AA there are guaranteed ones that are always there

[neat ruin]

but in different spots

[dapper quartz]

alternative boss, more difficult made

[simple sun]

Old Distant Roost very often has 0 newt altars while every other map has 1 yeah

[rocky rune]

Rally point has this one high in the Mountains with containers

[simple sun]

Acres too yeah

[storm mica]

https://riskofrain2.fandom.com/wiki/Newt_Altars

[simple sun]

both kinda annoying to get

Do any of the ror2 bosses have similiar attacks to Ifrit or Cremator

[neat ruin]

cremator was a mortar guy

the hermit crabs had a similar stone bombardment

ifrit had an attack that was like provi's shockwave

he also made cool pillars

[storm mica]

aurelionite attack is kinda like ifrit's

[fiery lagoon]

Ifrit needs to come back, considering there are several references to him in-game.

[dapper quartz]

making arenas

[fiery lagoon]

Providence as an alternate boss ending would be cool too.

[simple sun]

they are both dead

and they wouldn't have this much lore just to bring them back

[fiery lagoon]

Like what if the survivors from RoR didn't actually kill him? I kind of suspect you can't just kill a god like that

[outer jackal]

Roost is super cringe

[dapper quartz]

more chances to have a void corrupted mithrix that a provi' return

[simple sun]

So was Cremator like shitty Clay Dunestrider primary attack

[neat ruin]

yeaaah

[fiery lagoon]

Unfortunately

[neat ruin]

he also had insane damage reduction from the back

[simple sun]

he looks really mobile that's cool for a boss

[worthy mango]

Cremator's a nerd, pelting me with those rocks from across the map.

[simple sun]

most of the bosses are either stationary or teleport here

[outer jackal]

Mythrix: why not both

[dapper quartz]

cremator a bit annoying but well cool

in his way

[simple sun]

he's a bit of a different thing but just a more mobile normal boss would be cool

both new bosses will definitely be cool

[outer jackal]

As long as he doesn't blow me up in 0.3 seconds like freaking vagrants I'm cool

[dapper quartz]

you know about them?

[simple sun]

course not I just trust Hopoo games

[dapper quartz]

oh ok

[simple sun]

even tho after Grandparent I really shouldn't

[dapper quartz]

the sun tho!

[hoary tangle]

the unmatched power of the sun

[simple sun]

makes the most expensive normal boss the easiest one good one

[dapper quartz]

i actually think that if grandparent was in ror1 instead he will be more a threat than in ror2

[fiery lagoon]

I just want Enforcer in the vanilla game.

[simple sun]

play Captain

[fiery lagoon]

All I ask

Captain has no badass shield for tanking abilities.

[dapper quartz]

play mod

[fiery lagoon]

I'm a console peasant.

Or I would

[simple sun]

Captain has badass orbital strike that deals okay damage and just as boring and overpowered of a defense mechanic

[fiery lagoon]

I mean eh.

[dapper quartz]

hopoo can actually make enforcer' shield as an item to troll us

i think

[fiery lagoon]

I like Captain but feel like Enforcer would feel so much more fun

[simple sun]

he's different than Enforcer for sure but I do feel he's kinda spiritually meant to be him

and a lot of people don't like Captain

[hoary tangle]

what’s with that one alternate ability for captain that takes 20 seconds to finally come down

[dapper quartz]

leader spirit

[fiery lagoon]

Sniper would also be a fun addition

[neat ruin]

loader 2.0: now ranged!

[fiery lagoon]

But definitely would not play like he does in Risk 1

[hoary tangle]

oh no

[simple sun]

Sniper would obviously be reimagined and a new character but still just no idea how it'd work

[fiery lagoon]

Well fuck

[dapper quartz]

no mobility instead, no more speedrun

[full sparrow]

its ok just stop remembering her

[neat ruin]

maybe something like pressure points from slay the spire

[full sparrow]

pp?

[fiery lagoon]

Shooting at weakpoints for bonus damage would be cool

[dapper quartz]

i kinda want is drone as more damage but no crits, too op

[neat ruin]

crits just fell of late game

sniper late game in ror1 is hilarious too

you just dont care about landing perfect reloads anymore

[dapper quartz]

just fire

[fiery lagoon]

Damage in general falls off late game if you aren't stacking proc chains

[neat ruin]

played literally like bandit

i mean ror1

[fiery lagoon]

Ahh

[dapper quartz]

no scope?

[neat ruin]

you just dont need scope when you have aoe stuff

[dapper quartz]

even provi?

[neat ruin]

and quickly taking down enemies with normal shooting is just faster

imagine standing still in provi fight LMAO

[dapper quartz]

provi just dumb sometimes

he can't even hit melee attacks

[tulip rapids]

Just kill it’s that simple

[dapper quartz]

i mean he miss

not me

[tulip rapids]

Get tri tip dagger to stack 100 or so times and then fun time

[storm mica]

bleed is good in ror2

[neat ruin]

rusty blade dealt % of the attack in ror1, pretty strong thing

[simple sun]

omg sniper gaeplay

[full sparrow]

rusty from tgn?

something about overwatch, something about hollowknight

rusty from tgn

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-embedfail-get-it-fail-embed-gif-22402006

[rocky rune]

Get roles

[sinful plover]

t!selfrole get cringe

[midnight socket]

Role not found!

Please try again!

MonsterSkinMan#9011

[sinful plover]

t!selfrole get loser

[midnight socket]

developer has not been designated as a self role!

MonsterSkinMan#9011

[sinful plover]

A classic

[midnight socket]

Role not found!

Please try again!

trokon#0095

[storm mica]

write t!selfrole

then you'll see a list

[midnight socket]

Selfrole Manager

Role Given

You have given yourself the <@&908846292401262665> role!

trokon#0095

[storm mica]

you pick whatever role you want

if you want to remove a role use t!selfrole remove

[signal cipher]

what a gamer

[long ravine]

😨

[outer jackal]

Google stadia is kinda cringe innit

GDead1

[hoary tangle]

aw damn

[storm mica]

top 10 anime battles

[remote depot]

the high council after hours

(they host a secret fight club)

[hoary tangle]

that’s something I would totally attend

[storm mica]

does the reliquary get items from evolution?

[hallow void]

I want to say no.

But imagine the Reliquary getting a Dio's.

[outer jackal]

I was about to ask how you die on stage 5 and have so many items
Until I realised the killer had items
What the heck are you doing?

[simple sun]

It doesn't no

Modded Vengence is evil

[storm mica]

teddies on it - you insert a key and then its hp doesn't go down

[signal ember]

mmm

[hallow void]

Pure pain

Especially after the key takes a gajillion years to drop

[hard hawk]

ow

[short bridge]

Getting focused on smash for playing pyra

[hallow void]

Bruh moment

[topaz onyx]

going into the castle with 5 hearts and no powers botw master mode to get memory
wish me luck

[remote depot]

good luck

[hoary tangle]

Good luck

[mighty wing]

dev thoughts today?

[simple sun]

Cope

They're on Thursdays anyways

[hallow void]

I wish there were more places like the Castle in that game.

[topaz onyx]

i'm gonna be saving like every corner, i cant do shit against guardians but ayyy majoras mask goes brrrr for normal mobs

[clever sleet]

hey guys do you like the cookies I made

[sinful plover]

holy shit it's pizzad

[topaz onyx]

are they filled?

[topaz onyx]

bro this feels like i'm playing hitman weaponless

[signal cipher]

yes

[low hemlock]

yooooooooo cookies

[remote depot]

cookie :D

[signal cipher]

are they giant chocolate chip cookies

[neon stirrup]

the singleplayer of risk of rain 2. perfection

the multiplayer...

[signal ember]

PIZZAD

[sinful plover]

yeah RoR2 multiplayer is kinda 🤨

[remote depot]

when u die and fall behind on items and then u die bc u didnt get items and then u

[topaz onyx]

i thought that was golden freddy pfp and laughed

[neon stirrup]

no kick function, no ability to share items and no way of blacklisting people

[signal cipher]

it's springbonnie

[signal ember]

[sinful plover]

(it's actually spingtap)

[neon stirrup]

yikes

[signal ember]

springtrap

[clever sleet]

yes

[signal cipher]

absolutely based

[topaz onyx]

i have almost no clue of fnaf lore
all i know is that there was a bite of 83 and the BITE OF 87

[low hemlock]

based

[sinful plover]

I can't believe pizzad has returned

[clever sleet]

im leaving now

[remote depot]

noo

[clever sleet]

i just wanted to show off my cookies

[low hemlock]

bye pizzad

[clever sleet]

gd1 fell off tbh

[signal ember]

Yes

[low hemlock]

yes

[signal cipher]

Then these names mean nothing to you

henry, william, michael, charlie, charlotte

[sinful plover]

A lot of the new gd1ers are kinda cringe

[signal ember]

five night fred man

[fluid sonnet]

Fear

[clever sleet]

they are

[signal cipher]

they were great, thanks for sharing

[clever sleet]

i miss when we would yell at each other

[signal ember]

i hate your cookies

[neon stirrup]

the lore of fnaf is that theres a kid who got bit, but he didn't, then he did, then she turned into a robot, then they turned into sans undertale, who's really popeye's dad who left to become a vtuber all while the boyfriend from fnf manages their twitter account and loses all their money to a bitcoin scam

[topaz onyx]

henry and william build the fucks, the other three were his children which got sacrificed by afton for idk what reason

[outer jackal]

Ikr I'm definitely not less than half a year old

[signal cipher]

half right

[hallow void]

I mean the game is Singleplayer first, multiplayer second right?

[fluid sonnet]

ok so william afton is the businessman and henry is the engineer right

[sinful plover]

Wasn't it the other way around?

[fluid sonnet]

idk

[neon stirrup]

if your game has "MULTIPLAYER" as one of it's main tags, i expect it to be good atleast

[topaz onyx]

update btw: i'm cornered by a guardian that is camping where i need to go harder than someone that plays with bazaar bargain

[sinful plover]

wait a minute if afton is engineer that means Springtrap bungus synergy

[solid siren]

the game isn't really designed for coop, unlike drg 😏

[vast wadi]

god i love modded

[fluid sonnet]

anyways kids die and now its a corporqtion

[signal ember]

hold on imma make an edit

[sinful plover]

YES

[signal ember]

anyone have a png of the bungus healing field

[hallow void]

Obviously. Luckily on PC mods can remedy many of these issues, but I sometimes feel like they should just straight up be implemented.

[neon stirrup]

spoiler: providence was the purple guy all along

[sinful plover]

I mean he was the man behind the slaughter of basically everyone on the contact light

so...

[hallow void]

Like BetterUI or whatever the mod is should be integrated as an option in the menu so new players don't gotta look up on the wiki what certain stuff does.

[outer jackal]

Basically there's a mean guy who kills kids, he died and became a killer. Then people kept trying to arsonist him but it keeps not working and he kills people. Then a person who looks like him is a not mean person and tries to arsonist the mean person a couple times. All the kids of the mean persons who didn't get killed dies so the not mean person who looks like the mean person makes robots of the children who died but weren't killed by the mean guy and the now alive children don't like the mean guy
Get it?

[signal cipher]

they were both engineers capable of building the suits and the animatronics
william looked into using the animatronics to revive dead people through souls
henry didn't like that
henry is a good guy

[topaz onyx]

1.5k health with instant lock and delayed shots. i'm so fucked lmao

[signal cipher]

It's kinda like Mithrix and Providence

[fluid sonnet]

he isnt allowed to die

[neon stirrup]

spoiler alert. you can pet the kitten that lives inside a black hole, but only once...

[signal ember]

imma try

[neon stirrup]

good luck

make the most of it

[topaz onyx]

UPDATE: now cornered by 2 guardians, i hate this.

[sinful plover]

No you can't because petting a cat takes time and time is wonky in black holes

[long ravine]

Can I have some

Also based Ponyo pfp

[neon stirrup]

i meant you can only pet them once because you'll dissapear once you reach them

also how do i get one of the fancy character roles you lot have?

who do i need to bribe?

[long ravine]

#role-assignment

[trail matrix]

me

[neon stirrup]

i'll buy your soul for 12 ref and a diet sprite

sound good?

[low hemlock]

diet sprite?

[topaz onyx]

I GOT IT

[low hemlock]

diet sprite exists?

[neon stirrup]

do i look like i'm made of money?

[low hemlock]

yes

[neon stirrup]

i'm not

[long ravine]

What did you use to buy that diet sprite

[low hemlock]

CONGRATULATIONS! (I have no idea what you got)

[neon stirrup]

i'm made of malice, bitterness, caffine and carbon-2

[neon stirrup]

someone else's soul

[topaz onyx]

getting the castle memory in botw with 5 hearts

[neon stirrup]

atleast i'm not stuck with regular carbon like you lot

[low hemlock]

nice

[neon stirrup]

i can pet SO many more cats

i'm clearly winning here

[low hemlock]

not if I have anything to say about it

[neon stirrup]

i have tentacles and a willingness to insult you and everything you stand for in 3 different languages that i made up 17 seconds ago

do you have anything to say about it?

you fool

[neon stirrup]

i have the permanent debuff "bad childhood" i'm IMMUNE TO PARENT FAUNICATION HUMOR!

[fluid sonnet]

me omw to find schrodingers cat in the black hole

[neon stirrup]

crumble and beg at my heel

[long ravine]

Tentacles 😳

[neon stirrup]

oi

your mind

outta the gutter please

[fluid sonnet]

[fluid sonnet]

[neon stirrup]

just found out that breathing is a thing

ngl thats pretty cringe guys

[finite kite]

gd1

[neon stirrup]

people keep telling me that diablo strike is bad

[topaz onyx]

its unreliable

imo

[neon stirrup]

not if you have a backup mag

infinite stun on your tazer

add in the black hole into the mix and watch as a 20 enemy cluster becomes an xp fountain

[topaz onyx]

stone ggolem? elder lemu?

[fallen basin]

diablo strike is a funny gag but the regular missles are significantly more practical

[neon stirrup]

i want you to look me in my many, many eyes, and ask me if i care about practical

[fallen basin]

oh trust me i absolutely hold funny gag in high regards

[neon stirrup]

i see entity

i don't want to anymore...

[fallen basin]

and its the closest thing we have to mult rocket jumping with scrap launcher

[sinful plover]

Diablo strike is really good

[neon stirrup]

oh i know

which would i rather have? 3 little blips of damage, or a mini exterminatus complete with arming lasers

reeeeeeaaaal tough one there...

[sinful plover]

diablo can be difficult to use but you can easily kite enemies into the aoe because their ai is stupid

[fallen basin]

i find it funny that the diablo strike is just a big metal stick with a plate on the end

[simple sun]

hifu reuploads every mod twice to advertise

[sinful plover]

also it's very good with shock beacons

[simple sun]

what the hell

[solid siren]

no it was notepad++ doing some trolling

[neon stirrup]

sorry, i lost interest in those probes when my diablo strike 1 shot the 3 stone guardians that were about to smush me

at full health no less

[gentle path]

when will diablo hurt my teammates

preferably proccing items in the process that damage them too

[autumn acorn]

diablo is good on mithrix phase 3

[neon stirrup]

diablo is good. end of story

[fallen basin]

diablo is good on any boss

man arti and diablo cap really would just bully mith to death huh

[sinful plover]

also rex (he can root mithrix)

[neon stirrup]

most recent run, had diablo and black hole cube on 2nd loop. grabbed about 25 enemies including elder wisps and stone golems. called in diablo, said in comms "bring the hammer down". and the CRUNCH that followed...

didn't think you could have a fetish for sound till now

[fallen basin]

wait the roots keep him in place? thats FUCKED

[hard hawk]

quick someone share that gif of the smiley disintegrating please

[fallen basin]

i mean ig other bosses arent immune either but other bosses dont have to run at you

[long ravine]

No

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[hard hawk]

thank you

[autumn acorn]

you can use rex root to instakill alloy worship unit

[hard hawk]

instakill?

[long ravine]

Yes

[simple sun]

Root sets movement speed to 0

It's the same idea as Merc slam you just use REX suck

[fallen basin]

excusez moi

how

[long ravine]

Magic

[neon stirrup]

plant fuckery

thats rex's entire kit in a nutshell

[remote depot]

rex is based

[autumn acorn]

root behind the big pillar by the area awu spawns

make awu get slammed into it

any other terrain structure works too

[topaz onyx]

one memory left woooo, its in the desert tho so thatll be fun

[fallen basin]

[autumn acorn]

it takes like 5-10 seconds once you get the hang of it

[fallen basin]

memory?

[topaz onyx]

botw

[fallen basin]

oh

[hard hawk]

I'm seriously considering fighting mithrix just to listen to you're gonna need a bigger ukulele in game

[fallen basin]

rex tomfuckery gets funnier to me by the day

love that guy

[hard hawk]

it's more fun in game and you know it

[fallen basin]

no it isnt i have to progress through each phase to hear thr whole track

so if i cant find that one bomb chimera i get to hear the phase 2 part for way longer than warranted

also iirc phase 2 part loops like ass

theres a reason precipitation was just a long song that wasnt split into phases in ror1

fucks the progression of the song

you can make music that progresses based on whats happening work in other games, like fuckin dmc or something, but it doesnt rly work with mithrix

[steel yacht]

ayo 😳 my internet router's password got leaked on a data breach

[topaz onyx]

69420?

[steel yacht]

not even close man

[topaz onyx]

ah, 42069 then?

[steel yacht]

anyways i will not care about it and go play terraria

[storm mica]

1337

[remote depot]

terraria :D

[hard pewter]

anyone got a pic of what the gilded coast look like in the lunar seer?

[steel yacht]

no just dont try funny numbers

[topaz onyx]

terraria pogu

[steel yacht]

terragus

[jaunty quarry]

E

[hard pewter]

thanks

[jaunty quarry]

Oop