gd1-nullified

[visual shell]

Shit he's right

[analog narwhal]

None of them lmao

[undone dock]

Massive weeb

[stoic thicket]

any r/ is terrible >:P

[low hemlock]

nah merc wouldn't

[abstract stump]

no one use that P word emoji anymore

[analog narwhal]

merc is like
a psycho

[undone dock]

Huntress would play some shit like hat in time where you get to bounce around a lot

[stoic thicket]

which one do they use then

[analog narwhal]

huntress is even more of a psycho

[visual shell]

Yes
That's why he would play Genshin

[abstract stump]

nothing because they're not a roblox player

[stoic thicket]

i dont either so

[unborn adder]

commando plays genshin

[visual shell]

I don't actually know any commando lore

[abstract stump]

[strange carbon]

Commando mains play genshin

[low hemlock]

no he'd wait for the netflix adaptation

[analog narwhal]

Commando hate

[abstract stump]

bro
genshin suck

[analog narwhal]

Why do you people do this to me

[low hemlock]

captain would definitely play genshin

[analog narwhal]

You know what all of them would play

[visual shell]

No shot

[abstract stump]

now who wanna play halo 3 on my xbox 360

[analog narwhal]

with your mom

[strange carbon]

Respectfully disagree

[abstract stump]

[low hemlock]

nah, he's in the right age group

[visual shell]

What a NICELY DECORATED capret

[worldly prism]

after i come back to this chat i always remember why i stopped using it

[undone dock]

Captain would play Mario 64 no cap

[stoic thicket]

that endtable tho

[low hemlock]

why were you kicked again

[analog narwhal]

I think commando might play risk of rain 2

[worldly prism]

i wasnt

[peak bolt]

for being cringe :/

[undone dock]

?

[unborn adder]

cringelord

[visual shell]

It was relevant I swear

[low hemlock]

wait were you banned from spikestrip again

or did you leave

[peak bolt]

yeah harsh but fair

[abstract stump]

do people unironically play genshin impact

the game is boring as fuck

go play world of warcraft instead

[undone dock]

Unfortunately, some of my friends do
Very sad to see

[stoic thicket]

i quit WoW thx

[worldly prism]

according to noob i was being a dick

[slate kernel]

I have a feeling Evolution + Chaos gets really funny if the enemies all get unstable tesla or a n'kuhana's opinion

[analog narwhal]

I can only imagine how pleasant someone who got kicked from Spikestrip is

[worldly prism]

was literally mid vc with shrike and spycrab kicked me

i dont really understand

[abstract stump]

also go play halo or something
quit playing genshin and play halo ce

[low hemlock]

yeah

[undone dock]

Is that the one server where they literally made a waifu out of the spikestrip item from risk of rain 1

[worldly prism]

yes

[analog narwhal]

[undone dock]

Man

[analog narwhal]

Don’t say they.

[undone dock]

Our

[analog narwhal]

whenever I go my hands are clean

[low hemlock]

oh yeah

[undone dock]

Why

[worldly prism]

im half convinced its because noob just doesnt like me

[abstract stump]

https://youtu.be/dT4SuxPvQ3A here a terrible taste in video game

[worldly prism]

gta 5 fucking sucks

[abstract stump]

you know its bad when you see gta 5 and fucking genshin impact

[full sparrow]

me wasting 20 minutes watching mr incredible become "canny" to see the worst possible punchline in the universe

[analog narwhal]

This guy is trying to have an intervention
i don’t know who it is but keep fighting

[abstract stump]

yeah

[analog narwhal]

I’m sure they’ll come around

[abstract stump]

idk probably

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-incredible-gif-24136820

[abstract stump]

look at the comment section

[analog narwhal]

RoR2 item canny

[worldly prism]

can you call noob a cuck and bad at dead cells for me

[full sparrow]

@low hemlock

[analog narwhal]

Don’t do it penfolder

[misty forum]

Nah

[undone dock]

Me waiting for mister incredible to finish his funny spooky songs so I can witness the least humorous punchline ever created

[analog narwhal]

fight noob yourself
go to his house

[low hemlock]

why would I do that tho

[worldly prism]

its funny

[undone dock]

Bad at dead cells?
Why?

[abstract stump]

also they didnt even include fucking doom or halo or even wolfenstein and quake which fucked me up ngl

[misty forum]

[abstract stump]

💀

[atomic socket]

Dun duh da da da dum, da dum dum da da!

[undone dock]

Do do do do

[analog narwhal]

i hate you.

[atomic socket]

Why?

[worldly prism]

he would get so fucking angry when i would make fun of him because he called a hitless door (dont remember which one) hard and i had done it

[undone dock]

click**click

[analog narwhal]

Positivity

[worldly prism]

also hi tiber

[atomic socket]

Cute!

[misty forum]

Based

[atomic socket]

Hiiii

[undone dock]

Sounds like spreading hate and bad emotion for your personal benefit
Based

[analog narwhal]

holy shit is phxred

[low hemlock]

bro if you ever need negativity
come to me

[misty forum]

Yah

[undone dock]

What about em

[analog narwhal]

you’re awful at it

[atomic socket]

True!

[low hemlock]

bro same

[worldly prism]

no come to me

[atomic socket]

Negative and positive, doesnt matter

[worldly prism]

i am so unbelievably negative

[analog narwhal]

yes it does
because magnets need them stupid

[winged ferry]

Artificer mains when they touch the ground for 3 seconds (very very loud)

[atomic socket]

OH RIGHT

[undone dock]

Ouch

[misty forum]

Breaks every bone

[atomic socket]

I forgot youre right

[worldly prism]

i would rather kill myself than use ion surge

[low hemlock]

both charges are required to live

[analog narwhal]

I was gonna say something but I won’t because I do not Wish to be Muted

[undone dock]

Wish for it

[atomic socket]

Amazing guidance

[abstract stump]

what about heretic mains

[atomic socket]

Wouldnt be human without

[analog narwhal]

I think I said that sometime ago and while I wasn’t looking someone muted me

[worldly prism]

i can say it for you i dont care

[undone dock]

uh oh

[low hemlock]

I don't want to be human anymore
I just want to be happy 😔

[analog narwhal]

Problematic roles adding another mute to their sash

[minor tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[worldly prism]

https://tenor.com/view/loader-risk-of-rain-jorrit-risk-of-rain2-one-shot-gif-20968459

[misty forum]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-losing-my-grip-on-reality-i-have-gone-clinically-insane-my-descent-to-madness-is-complete-ive-gone-completely-mental-i-am-beyond-the-point-of-no-return-gif-23191724

[minor tusk]

the mithrix bitch slapper

[left shuttle]

IM SO MAD

i had such a good run but a scavenger with dragon egg killed me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783514251901141075/932831189071429692/unknown.png

it won't embed fuck

[misty forum]

Nice

[undone dock]

Get a role in #role-assignment stinky

[left shuttle]

ok

[misty forum]

It is scientifically proven that gd1 users are the stinkiest people in the universe

You've grown so used to the smell

[low hemlock]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/841120169942056961/932831455783039046/speed.gif

[undone dock]

I hate among us

[low hemlock]

same

[misty forum]

I love among us

[undone dock]

Sounds like something an imposter would say

[winged ferry]

I bet the providence will be another final boss at some point

[undone dock]

Provi is mad dead tho

[winged ferry]

The ghost of provi past

[undone dock]

Rat style

[low hemlock]

void providence

[hidden saddle]

overloading perfected providence horde of many

[mild orbit]

boys need advice

do i hit the second mountain shrine and risk the most perfect run ever

[worldly prism]

yes

what the fuck do you think, of course you hit the mountain shrine

[mild orbit]

but they have a band

[analog narwhal]

just instinct

monkey see shrine

[mild orbit]

and look at my items on power mode mult

ima do it

[frank perch]

bands don't matter if you don't get hit

[low hemlock]

rule #2 always hit every mountain shrine

[mild orbit]

What's rule #1

Don't pick artificer?

Sorry sorry

[winged ferry]

Got trolled after looping

[undone dock]

I love dying to the planet! Even the game doesn't know what bullshit killed you!

[hidden saddle]

died twice 😳 console moemtn

[frank perch]

seeing that the second death is a different username i think they were just playing multiplayer

[hidden saddle]

oh yeah

[winged ferry]

[undone dock]

Uhhh
This game should have dead cells curse

For like 20 items or something

[winged ferry]

Risk of rain monsoon loops in a nutshell

[undone dock]

Imagine being able to loop past stage 10

[low hemlock]

you can't? 🤨

[undone dock]

Console

[low hemlock]

oh right

[lavish kraken]

I only need the log entries for Mithrix and Scorched Acres and I'll have a complete log book I think I'm doing well

[undone dock]

Game is now unplayable because fire elites will kill you and your entire bloodline by existing

[lavish kraken]

That describes a lot of things in this game tbh

[low hemlock]

only on console tho

gearbox when they

[winged ferry]

I'm on console

[willow mango]

hello it is me again

[low hemlock]

hello smell crit

[undone dock]

Switch console?

[willow mango]

i am back from a trip to the counselor

[low hemlock]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/841120169942056961/932833115502694460/invert.gif

[willow mango]

and yes it kinda helped

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain2-risk-of-rain-ror-ror2-void-fields-gif-22946206

[winged ferry]

The skill issue console I mean that as the game would have crashed on switch

[lavish kraken]

Only red item I ever see get added to enemies is desk plant

[willow mango]

i like desk plant, unlike other people

[lavish kraken]

desk plant kinda nice

[low hemlock]

i like desk plant
I think it's cute

[undone dock]

Absolutely

[winged ferry]

Why does the lemurian in game image look like he is posing for a school photo

[lavish kraken]

He is

[low hemlock]

[winged ferry]

I was playing risk of rain 1 and saw scavenger he looked way different

[willow mango]

oh no i glitched out lemurian cannot walk

[lavish kraken]

is that an elder lemurain but tiny

[winged ferry]

why does this exist

[fluid sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/idiot-periwinkle-periwinkle-irl-tetraphobia-flute-gif-18417133

[willow mango]

lemurian has good jump height

[winged ferry]

He is shorter then an imp tho

[willow mango]

https://tenor.com/view/acrid-acrid-spinoff-risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain2-risk-of-rain-two-gif-21044427

https://tenor.com/view/seal-sad-gif-21469497

[halcyon olive]

Where is the part he gets one shotted

[fluid sorrel]

So acrid is literally a dog

[tame copper]

my friends dont understand that to stand still in the early game is to die, so ive been playing captain with nuke and placing one down when they stay in one spot for too long

[willow mango]

acrid

spinoff

what part of spinoff do you not udnerstdan

normal acrid is lizard

acrid spinoof is different

so he's a dog

[tame copper]

what

[fluid sorrel]

If acrid is lizard

[vestal prawn]

what do you guys think of this image

[lavish kraken]

don't like

[fluid sorrel]

What about dog being spin-off is funny

[tame copper]

Acrid is their own species

i am pretty sure

[fluid sorrel]

Well a goopy boxer animal is pretty unique

[halcyon olive]

Isnt him a experiment?

[tame copper]

I am not sure

I think they are one of the horsemen of the apocolypse and took the form most suited to wreck our universe

[fluid sorrel]

I’ll accept that headcanon

[tame copper]

pestilence

[fluid sorrel]

Plague

[tame copper]

same thing actually

[fluid sorrel]

Indeed

[tame copper]

I think acrid is like Mirthix, providence, and Nukana

[willow mango]

the homies when they see a hot girl

[halcyon olive]

What does that mean?

[tame copper]

a higher being

[halcyon olive]

Oh ok

[fluid sorrel]

A thing above all things

[halcyon olive]

But he was captured by mortals

[high mango]

https://c.tenor.com/YG8c-Ta_rUEAAAAM/sus-among-us.gif

[dapper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-laughing-gif-23591936

[halcyon olive]

Twice

[willow mango]

https://pokemon.alexonsager.net this is a pokemon fusions website where you can make the most cursed pokemon amalgamations

[tame copper]

Acrid is different from them, I think they are just as intelligent tho

[frank perch]

wasn't acrid a human before being comically modified?

[halcyon olive]

So he is smart but not powerfull then?

[willow mango]

I think Acrid was made from a single cell

[halcyon olive]

Maybe, he was in fact a subject

[tame copper]

I gotta check

[gleaming maple]

acrid lore

[willow mango]

i though acrid was generated through the multiplication of modified/spliced cells

[halcyon olive]

Acrid pog

[tame copper]

that would make alot of sense

[halcyon olive]

Probably not

[fluid sorrel]

I should unlock accy

[full sparrow]

@frank perch

[frank perch]

hi cosmic :)

[full sparrow]

[gleaming maple]

what is the mercenary lore

[frank perch]

he was not from a single cell, as the logbook entry says "emergency protocols re-sequenced that mess of atoms back into the creature known as acrid"

[halcyon olive]

Guy trains gets big fame for killing Noble

[tame copper]

Sounds like he was an accident then

[halcyon olive]

The duality of men

[gleaming maple]

that it?

[willow mango]

he might've been a large cluster of spliced/modified cells before he was made into acrid

Maybe they condensed a cluster of cells into acrid for ez storage

[halcyon olive]

Yes for RoR 2 merc atleast

[willow mango]

I would imagine ror2 merc killed nobleman with the Sephiroth method

Katana sticking upwards through the chest

[tame copper]

He existed before he crash landed on petrichor V

[halcyon olive]

In fact,If you stop to think about it

[full sparrow]

the raiden method

[frank perch]

yeah i can't find information on acrid pre-events of risk of rain 1

[tame copper]

I say he is a higher being still

[halcyon olive]

Wait,merc is a Sephiroth fanboy?!?!

[willow mango]

I'm not implying that he didn't exist before he was on a drop pod to ror2

[tame copper]

I was thinking that something changed in him when he was released from the void cell

[halcyon olive]

The only thing we know is that he was tested on

[willow mango]

...to be left alone.

[gleaming maple]

defensive microbots, son

[full sparrow]

boo womp

[frank perch]

doktor! turn off my boo womp inhibitors

[gleaming maple]

what the hell is boo womp

[low hemlock]

you mother

[frank perch]

you know, the sound in spongebob when they're sad and it goes "boo-womp"

[dapper geode]

boo womp

[low hemlock]

hi gooba & gup

[full sparrow]

@low hemlock

[frank perch]

gooba 😳

hi penfol der

[low hemlock]

hi cosmic, how are you?

[low hemlock]

how's it going?

[willow mango]

gd1 users talking about acrid

[frank perch]

well enough, just started a new term so i have all new classes to deal with 😎

how are you?

[full sparrow]

hello gd1 today i am going to work at a gas station in hazard 5 as gunner

[low hemlock]

I'm ok

[tame copper]

which class do you play as?

[willow mango]

@frank perch is it good having a gup body pillow because it's big and squishy like Gup?

[low hemlock]

good luck

[frank perch]

gd1 talking about artificer

[willow mango]

this boi got drg on ps4 for free

cause i have ps+

[halcyon olive]

Artificier is complicated

[sage ridge]

bruh fuck the perfected lunar ass enemies on the moon level

[frank perch]

i larp as an IT major

[halcyon olive]

Artificier is like drugs most people use it,but are scared to admit or something idk

[tame copper]

Ok here me out everyone. Acrid is a combination of items originally on the UES contact light that broke containment. I think the Beating Embryo and the Mitosis are apart of what made him.

[willow mango]

i'm watching a video of a old woman with a gaming chair who plays Skyrim show off her new t-shirts

[short frost]

Oh I love her!

[tame copper]

her flame throwing is a debuff proc beam, that uses almost every item and I love it

[willow mango]

it is the skyrim grandma, shirley curry

[winged ferry]

Happened later

[full sparrow]

oh boy me too

[halcyon olive]

Idk seems kinda sus

[willow mango]

oh NICE

[tame copper]

He is literally a baby

[halcyon olive]

Hah! I knew It!

[winged ferry]

Only to one of us

[halcyon olive]

Damn that baby clapped me hard in RoR 1

[tame copper]

brb making a game theory video about acrid

[halcyon olive]

Relax later yall will die without knowing what happened

[winged ferry]

Void medkit an item that has a low chance to spawn a roit shield that blocks any incoming damage for 3 seconds

[dapper geode]

gd1 talking about huntress
https://tenor.com/view/idiot-cat-cat-dumb-kitty-dumb-kitten-gif-23945671

[unborn marten]

Imagine hearing a parody of the song from the opening cutscene and then HEY INTERNET!

[halcyon olive]

Can't confirm

[full sparrow]

i just promoted gunner

[winged ferry]

Too bad we won

[frank perch]

i still have to promote driller so i can never play driller again

[winged ferry]

Only from 1 side tho

[full sparrow]

driller is arguably the worst class

[halcyon olive]

Bruh

[frank perch]

good take

[low hemlock]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/841120169942056961/932831455783039046/speed.gif

[small wagon]

oh no

[low hemlock]

get a role in #role-assignment

[low hemlock]

true

https://tenor.com/view/glyphid-jumpscare-ethosaur-nonagon-deeprock-gif-24171591

[low hemlock]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/841120169942056961/932833115502694460/invert.gif

[willow mango]

https://tenor.com/view/drg-deep-rock-galactic-dwarf-dance-party-gif-21817643

look at the petite ballerina

[winged ferry]

I need to play that game again they just gave it away for free on ps4 so I might try it again

[frank perch]

that's the best dance since if you hold a mug or emote or something your torso will stay fixed and your legs will keep rotating

ahh, the good old ror2 to drg pipeline

[winged ferry]

What happened to enforcer
Commando: what happened enforcer
Enforcer: Squid Games!!??

[burnt jewel]

Sob

[full sparrow]

DEEP ROCK GALACTIC

[halcyon olive]

I come back to some drg in gd1 what

The

[halcyon olive]

Hell?

[halcyon olive]

[hidden saddle]

steep rock galactic

[abstract cloud]

good evening everyone

[full sparrow]

i think detonators are the best enemy

[hidden saddle]

hello coffeerow

[full sparrow]

@abstract cloud

cat time!

[short jewel]

I'll wake up tomorrow and see january dev thoughts has been relesed

[gusty oar]

hii :)

[low hemlock]

good evening

[tame copper]

I believe Arcid was born and contained on the contact light rather being loaded on as a prisoner because in the prisoners shackles item log it says that they use holocuffs to keep people contained instead of hand cuffs, if Acrid was loaded on as a prisoner he would not have shackles like he does in the game. The logs for Mitosis and the Beating Embryo both state that you dont want them to breach containment because things would spiral out of control quickly, the item infusion's log says that it is literally a tube of random animal DNA you can add to it as long as you take the pill required so you dont die and that it is a great way to experiment with cross species splicing. Then there is the toxic worm item, which in its long states that its an interesting species that resembles a worm, snake, or legless lizard that excretes poison. It's log also says that the species killed 16 workers and give offspring each time and they only found 13 of them. After saying that the writer says to please respond quickly. I believe a Toxic Worm got loose and got into all the ships items, which gave birth to Acrid and the crew captured him while he was still really weak. This could be why he is the only playable character you can fight because he has serious beef with all the other crew members.

All of this easily supports my theory as a fun headcanon. I'd like to hear what others think
anyways thats my take, but inclduing an info dump sorry if you dont like info dumps

[dense kindle]

I wish i could rock in the deep galactic 😔

[hidden saddle]

i believe that captain is providence

[dense kindle]

acrid is not people

[short jewel]

I wish I could go deep in the galactic rock 😔

[tame copper]

oop wrong channe;

[low hemlock]

all of the rock but none of the stone 😔

[halcyon olive]

All right maybe

[halcyon olive]

That explains why captain is so hot

[dapper geode]

please do not the captain

[tame copper]

idk why but in my head Providence is they/them

I know HE is not

[remote depot]

imma say that but for arti

my only ror2 headcanon

[tame copper]

I agree

[low hemlock]

hi jacob

[remote depot]

hi i

[low hemlock]

how are you?

[remote depot]

good i think

[tame copper]

Arti strikes me as the type who as ascended past the need for that type of language

[dapper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-schizophrenia-gif-21206039

[remote depot]

arti strikes me as someone cool and chill

[dapper geode]

arti strikes me as a war criminal

like the rest of the ror2 characters

[remote depot]

a cool chill war criminal

[low hemlock]

Arti is cool
She explore space

[tame copper]

I wonder if Arti knows mirthix

or created any of the items

[remote depot]

arti expansion dlc when

[tame copper]

she is an artificer after all

Like ive always thought if she made any of the items its the focus crystal

[low hemlock]

We need more lore on the high council

[remote depot]

base an entire dlc or game on her logbook entry

lol

if making games were an easy task id say do it right now hopoo

[low hemlock]

If making games was easy then the dlc would be out

[remote depot]

if making games was easy then games

[tame copper]

I just want to be able to angle her alt special

[low hemlock]

I just want her to have more alts

[bright flax]

What’s the strat to unlock backup maganzine

[unborn marten]

Cap feels like they have an insane amount of alts and no alts at the same time

[tame copper]

thats probably by design

[stable sorrel]

he has alts on one thing and it doesn't really matter what you pick that much

[low hemlock]

That's because all of them are his r

[tame copper]

cap uses white items so well

[stable sorrel]

yeah hacking is good but the other one are just about as good

[dapper geode]

cap is the r

[low hemlock]

Cap is m1

[unborn marten]

Git-

If you really want it you could lodr

[stable sorrel]

captain's strength is almost entirely in his m1

I like cap a lot

[unborn marten]

I don't really know any real strats for it though

[stable sorrel]

he's like commando 2

[bright flax]

Does loaders shield count as taking damage

[remote depot]

capta

[low hemlock]

But worse

[unborn marten]

They really nerfed mando 2.0's mobility

[low hemlock]

And fun

[unborn marten]

I don't think so

[stable sorrel]

Commando 1.0 is defo more fun

[red gull]

the Lights Out Bandit experience

[stable sorrel]

slide go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[low hemlock]

Also mando m1 is more satisfying

[unborn marten]

Roll mains get the high ground

[red gull]

dies of fall damage on eclipse

[unborn marten]

Eh...

[stable sorrel]

yeah but it took you 6 mins to get up there

so

[unborn marten]

It was practice

[low hemlock]

I like the tick tick tick tick

[unborn marten]

If it was a serious run I'd be on monsoon

[stable sorrel]

if roll gave you decaying armor it would be a viable alternative imo

[red gull]

full alt mando >

[low hemlock]

Nades are 🤢

[magic oriole]

I wanan die, I was on a really good run, on my way to loop on monsoon, i go to bulwark, and use key, it sends me way high into air, i get put to like 80 hp, a wisp spawns. 50 min game gone

[low hemlock]

Ruin is 🤤

[unborn marten]

To be honest I don't really get how slide is that much better

[red gull]

let me introduce you to the power of the bands, i know as a heretic main you have no clue what those must look like

[low hemlock]

You go up

[unborn marten]

Like, you get 5 extra shots while moving or you climb up things

[wooden lantern]

ok but you guys know the terraria official ost

[low hemlock]

Huh
Someone who thinks heretic can't proc bands

[unborn marten]

Roll does that except you can actually control it

[red gull]

no i know she can

[tame copper]

yea it goes boop boop beep bip bop boop beep beep boop bip bip

[low hemlock]

Also bands are nothing but a crutch

[full sparrow]

@low hemlock

[red gull]

ruin is definitely the better option for mando but as someone who's fucking stingy with my lunar coins for no reason i

don't like getting it unless i get it first roll from newt

[low hemlock]

@full sparrow hi :)

[tame copper]

did you know the blast shower resets bands cooldown?

[red gull]

yes

[wooden lantern]

nah nah it goes WOOO WOOO WOOOOOO, WOOWOO

[unborn marten]

True, but then again 95% of the hitbox isn't bands

[low hemlock]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[low hemlock]

What

[red gull]

every item is a crutch, that's why mul-t is the best survivor 💪

[unborn marten]

https://c.tenor.com/EQeF48mZUeYAAAAM/reply-fail-discord-fail.gif

[low hemlock]

Mult is the crutch

[red gull]

that's what you, a mortal, non mul-t player may assume

[wooden lantern]

literally boss 1

[low hemlock]

I play mult if I don't plan on being heretic

[stable sorrel]

I like how this is the original reso of the DS game

[shy kindle]

I mean they are comically overpowered rn

[full sparrow]

hi

[wooden lantern]

lately ive been playing more commando

[shy kindle]

but you can't exactly call an item a crutch

[wooden lantern]

i do suck at commando, but well, its my skill issue

[stable sorrel]

[wooden lantern]

commando is hard

[low hemlock]

I just don't pick up bands
They arent satisfying

[wooden lantern]

WOW UNDERGROUND STARTED PLAYING

[low hemlock]

How are you?

[low hemlock]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW WOOOO BLUP

[wooden lantern]

g-d damn terraria ost slaps

[stable sorrel]

bands feel fine?

[wooden lantern]

bands are like

what are their purpose

[stable sorrel]

maybe thats my mando playing ass having to actually get good at using them though

[mellow cradle]

Tf u mean

[stable sorrel]

rather than just getting free damage on my best move

[low hemlock]

To steal your kills

[wooden lantern]

lol

[wooden lantern]

what they do

[low hemlock]

Bands remove all satisfaction of playing the game

[mellow cradle]

Read the description

[wooden lantern]

(and are you ok btw are you having a stroke)

[mellow cradle]

Literally the strongest items in the game

[low hemlock]

That's why they aren't fun

[mellow cradle]

Yeah

[low hemlock]

Same with lodr

[wooden lantern]

challenging = fun according to gd1

[low hemlock]

Yes!

[wooden lantern]

you should play some kaizo mario

[mellow cradle]

This is why I play eclipse 8 hunter itemless

Game isn’t fun otherwise

[low hemlock]

Why do you think I like dark souls

[mellow cradle]

Balance is irrelevant in ror2

[low hemlock]

Yeah

[mellow cradle]

Scrap bad items, keep good items

[low hemlock]

Me when lunar printer "balance"

[mellow cradle]

Who needs actual balance

[willow mango]

i have chicken, bbq sauce and hot sauce piled on top of some fries

[mellow cradle]

Smell crit

[willow mango]

surprised i still look like a string bean at this point

[unborn marten]

Clearly you're a pc player who loops

[willow mango]

i find looping fun

[halcyon olive]

True

[mellow cradle]

Yeap 😎 loop till crash or loop till bored

[hidden saddle]

loop for an entire month with proper save

[low hemlock]

Same

[halcyon olive]

I like to achieve god level, then clap mithrix

[unborn marten]

😔

[mellow cradle]

No bias 🥸

[low hemlock]

Mithrix isn't hard

[mellow cradle]

Bias

[unborn marten]

Imagine using the insta win button

[full sparrow]

blyat

[willow mango]

damn this shit slaps

[wooden lantern]

i literally cant live without cursing

[unborn marten]

All I want is crit, but all I ever get are daggers and bungus printers

[halcyon olive]

Its really easy

[low hemlock]

What ghggggcfffffuck

[mellow cradle]

AOC+ drizzle+captain->heretic+bigger bazzar+ yb better+ AOS+ratio+radio+ration

[wooden lantern]

its so necessary to me to convey emotion through swearing that i got muted for saying "shit" twice and "fuck" once

and i was about 1 week in the server

[willow mango]

talkin about these bbq sauce and hot sauce loaded fried i made at home

[willow mango]

shit

[halcyon olive]

Damn

[willow mango]

shit

[wooden lantern]

FUCK YEAH PROTOMEN IS GOOD

[willow mango]

fuck

[mellow cradle]

Smell crit about to go in critical condition ☠️

How yo arteries doing?

[halcyon olive]

Chat stop talking about sussy topics

[willow mango]

I ain't got nothing to lose

[wooden lantern]

LISTEN TO THIS RN SUCKERS

[mellow cradle]

Probably mid

[willow mango]

true dat

[wooden lantern]

probably good

[willow mango]

wait was that actually typed out?

[halcyon olive]

Damn thats sus

[willow mango]

that has to be a copypasta

[unborn marten]

Copypasta

Is dex still here?

[wooden lantern]

i lost 3kgs of weight when i was working out

i stopped for now because you know, vacation

[willow mango]

I wish i could work that hard

[wooden lantern]

3kgs is not much. but its something

[halcyon olive]

Pog,gotta workout after 69.000+ RoR gameplay hours

[wooden lantern]

literal almost 1 year

its been like, more than 6 months

ig

dont actually remember

III: The Will of One

please listen to The Protomen

i swear its good

[willow mango]

too focused on this food

[visual shell]

Just lost a run to the bugged elite fire trail damage on console

[wooden lantern]

what are you eating

[visual shell]

Feels artificer man

[wooden lantern]

i feel it in my balls rn

[visual shell]

I hope it burns when that elder Lemurian pisses

[willow mango]

It burned when I ate a whole bottle of hot sauce in one day

[wooden lantern]

its mutual man

about burns

i burnt my mouth yesterday eating some uhhh

idk what it was

[halcyon olive]

[ripe sphinx]

[wooden lantern]

but g-d damn it was hot af

[halcyon olive]

[ripe sphinx]

[halcyon olive]

https://c.tenor.com/c0OemcD2NuoAAAAM/good-night-chat.gif

[willow mango]

gosh diddly darn

[manic merlin]

Ror2 dlc
Just a month away!

[frank perch]

i am so happy about this information

[willow mango]

i'm so happy about this information

[honest garnet]

Risk of rain 2 is criminally rated
It is one of the roguelikes of all time

[potent stratus]

trueeee

[willow mango]

...

[honest garnet]

!!!

[willow mango]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i am eating cereal as a post-dinner snack

[honest garnet]

I ate cereal and mac n cheese for dinner

[manic merlin]

Never had mac n cheese

[tawny prawn]

the food of champions

(cereal, not mac n cheese)

[willow mango]

after my dinner of bbq sauce and hot sauce on shredded chicken and fries

[manic merlin]

Heart burn bro

You gonna get that shit by 27

[willow mango]

I haven't got nothing to lose

[honest garnet]

I had bbq sauce for dinner

[willow mango]

bbq sauce slaps

[honest garnet]

Just the sauce though

[willow mango]

damn

[honest garnet]

Like a liter of bbq sauce

[willow mango]

i should try that sometime

[frank perch]

i just drank a bottle of corn syrup for dinner

[willow mango]

wait really?

bro you just shortened your lifespan by 40 years

or is that sarcasm

[honest garnet]

You are so dumb

[willow mango]

i am not the smartest

[honest garnet]

He was clearly serious

[willow mango]

now i'm even more confused

[willow mango]

was that sarcasm

[honest garnet]

Obviously not

[willow mango]

stop breaking my brain

[honest garnet]

I'm gonna break your legs

[willow mango]

fuck this man

bye chat, i'm gonna go sit on the can

[stable sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806257651117588491/860079765105016842/vergil_3.mp4

[misty forum]

"You think to make a fool of me"

[abstract stump]

holy shit dmc
too bad i cant play it because keyboard controls fucking suck

[echo bluff]

so true

[misty forum]

I did the whole campaign with keyboard

Its pain

[echo bluff]

i have that issue with darksouls

[misty forum]

Some combos are downright impossible

[echo bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/glyphid-jumpscare-ethosaur-nonagon-deeprock-gif-24171591

[abstract stump]

you need the keyboard mod
then its less awful

[low hemlock]

Holy shit dark souls reference

[low hemlock]

Also hi turtle :)

[abstract stump]

sekiro is good with keyboard tho

so im guessing elden ring would be fine?

[low hemlock]

No lol

[echo bluff]

hello penowner

[stable sorrel]

DS is just best with a controller

[winged ferry]

me arguing w u

[echo bluff]

😳

[low hemlock]

How are you?

[stable sorrel]

Dark Souls was absolutely NOT designed with MKB in mind

[low hemlock]

Yeah

[abstract stump]

yeah

[echo bluff]

i am good u

[low hemlock]

Which is fine

[stable sorrel]

even the mod "helps" but like... just use a controller.

[low hemlock]

Uhh I'm ok

[echo bluff]

okay is better than bad

so 👍

[low hemlock]

I guess

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/you-monster-portal-portal2-glados-gif-23022803

[abstract stump]

i cant get a controller because i dont care enough to get one
i dont have a gaming addiction

[low hemlock]

I'll get you one
What's your address?

[misty forum]

Convenient pipe bomb

[abstract stump]

207.228.238.7

[low hemlock]

It'll be there in 10-15 business years

[past creek]

most based item combo is gesture and recycler

[low hemlock]

I replayed portal 2 today
This is exactly what I was thinking

[low hemlock]

Holy shit
What the fuck

Real?

[undone dock]

Realist

er

[low hemlock]

I can't believe sai doesn't recognize shaggy's bizaare mystery: golden mask

[abstract stump]

sekiro is great on a keyboard according to alot of people

[low hemlock]

It's a rhythm game so it makes sense

[past creek]

SO TRUE

rhythm game but the music is the dude with the samurai sword

[low hemlock]

Yeah

I'm assuming keyboard helps with perfect parrying

[undone dock]

Fri Nht Fnk???????????

[stable sorrel]

Beat Samurai

[abstract stump]

anyway

im probably gonna play elden ring with a keyboard

[void edge]

It's too late

He's being fucked

[gusty oar]

no

[misty forum]

Yes

[gusty oar]

why

[misty forum]

Because he said he would

[honest garnet]

You miss 94% of the shots you don't hit

[solid umbra]

so i don't miss 6% of the shots i miss

https://tenor.com/view/rock-nodding-gif-23343508

[high mango]

Squid games

[abstract stump]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/564577155816620047/932877947805794364/cachedGif.gif

[full sparrow]

🤨

[sly hound]

gg my friends

[worn shard]

Man i SUCK at arti.

[solid umbra]

it be like that

[gusty oar]

👍 nice job :)

[misty forum]

It dont be like that

[worn shard]

Like. Man i can get a good run on like. Every character i play. I mean its only merc, loader and huntress so itd not hatd anyways

Still though. Man its rough to play arti

[sly hound]

i think arti is just a little underpowered

idk if its the damage, movement, idk

[gusty oar]

arti is alright

[worn shard]

Artis primary just. Kinda wack tbh

[solid umbra]

arti just takes some getting used to

[sly hound]

the alt skin for her is really cool though

[misty forum]

Arti is just built different

[gusty oar]

trur

[worn shard]

Im just glad. I unlocked everything for her. Cause her skins baller

[hardy coral]

Nice topdeck

[worn shard]

But ive added more modded skins then i can count

[full sparrow]

@gusty oar

[gusty oar]

hiii how are you??

[bronze hatch]

arti in vr is a lot of fun

[winged ferry]

i love risk of rain 2

[gusty oar]

omg big croppa

[misty forum]

Big croppa

[winged ferry]

anyone know how i get the character roles

[worn shard]

Feels like im putting 10 times the effort for arti compared to others

[bronze hatch]

could never guess what anime attack

[winged ferry]

thanks

[worn shard]

Maybe im just coping

[bronze hatch]

idk merc and loader feel more hectic

[worn shard]

They do. But. Ive had runs start off a lot easier with em

[bronze hatch]

you can take your time on arti

[nova osprey]

ur mom

[worn shard]

Man. And here i feel like i can take my time on merc and loader but if i start slacking with arti imma fall off

[winged ferry]

bandit and loader epic style

[nova osprey]

Bandit supremacy 🛐

[worn shard]

Well eventually ill get the hang of it. Or forever suck at arti and cope by saying she unerpowered

[nova osprey]

Ty ty

[bronze hatch]

speaking of bandit this happend

106 crowbars cause shrine of order

[winged ferry]

very cool

[gaunt sinew]

How did you get that many crowbars

[bronze hatch]

^

[gaunt sinew]

Oh wait

Did you run deso shot or reset shot on bandit

[bronze hatch]

had like ~60 crit hats but I yeeted them into hard light afterburners

deso

[gaunt sinew]

Any stacks

[bronze hatch]

not many

[gaunt sinew]

It was stacks so with 103 crowbars did you near one shot mitrix

[civic pollen]

I've been religiously checking announcements every day for dev thoughts

I am on dev thoughts withdrawal

[late plover]

I don’t Thai noodles … I was trying to say the word think. My phone changed it to that. I’m not even gonna bother finishing my thought

[gaunt sinew]

Is it just me or should they add another difficulty slider for the game for even more difficulty but it benefits you in the end more

[bronze hatch]

it was multiplayer scaled to 6 people so no but it did about half

[gaunt sinew]

Witch is pretty damn good

[bronze hatch]

also could try starstorm 2

[gaunt sinew]

??

[bronze hatch]

adds another difficulty

its a mod

[gaunt sinew]

I play on Xbox sadly

[bronze hatch]

ahhhhhh

[gaunt sinew]

I have a squad I play with and I’m the only one who enjoys trying to play with monsoon on

[unborn marten]

@gaunt sinew t! selfrole get (insert role)

for embed perms

[stiff basin]

i forgot how painful getting the huntress mastery again was

[gaunt sinew]

I like to go for mastery skins but no one else is a dedicated as me in my freind group

[past creek]

just survived an overloading brass contraption horde, what an absolute fucking sign

[late plover]

Monsoon the only way to play unless your trying to do unlocks (that don’t require monsoon anyway)

[bronze hatch]

monsoon is a lot of fun or incredibly painful no inbetween'

[late plover]

Everything else just feels too slow

[stiff basin]

she takes like 10 hours to kill any boss pass stage 3

[unborn marten]

I do mm6

[gaunt sinew]

t!

[bronze hatch]

hope for a preon

ez bosses

[unborn marten]

I wish looping was balanced somehow

[gaunt sinew]

I play hunter before bandit was out and it was simple for me I don’t mean to flex

[unborn marten]

As it stands rng screws me over in mm6 and looping is too easy

[stiff basin]

you must've gotten really good RNG then

[gaunt sinew]

Sadly no not on the run I got mastery

[stiff basin]

even in the runs where I have good RNG I still manage to die to something stupid

[gaunt sinew]

I did have ballista

[bronze hatch]

@stiff basin try swarms + sacrifice

[gaunt sinew]

That’s what I always run

[bronze hatch]

glavie takes care of adds

[stiff basin]

sacrifice is such dogshit lmao

why would I put more enemies on my screen

[gaunt sinew]

Nope not for me I love it

[bronze hatch]

swarms halfs their health

[late plover]

Sac feels nice to me

[bronze hatch]

+sac on void fields is cracked

[gaunt sinew]

Swarm I can understand the frustration tho more enemies becomes a problem tho

[stiff basin]

void fields are boring, I never go to them

[stiff basin]

Overloading Brass Contraption Horde of Many

[gaunt sinew]

You don’t go for the red iteam

[bronze hatch]

kin makes bosses hordes not swarms

[gaunt sinew]

I can’t loop most of the time so I frankly don’t know your pain personally but I can see the problem

[stiff basin]

that can still happen without kin, genius

[gaunt sinew]

Rarely

[short frost]

If you go void fields you stay there until it's over coward

[frank perch]

^

hence why i don't go anymore

[stiff basin]

bruh?

[mild orbit]

bro i literally dont get to advance eclipse for some reason

[gaunt sinew]

My team completes the field and they rush well one guy does

[mild orbit]

my 2nd time now beating eclipse and im still on e1

[late plover]

Taking farming early gold out of the equation with sac just let’s me rush teleporter. Chances are I get the same amount of items I would’ve had anyway (or even more if I’m lucky) and I end up having to be less scared of wasting time on the first loop. To me sac just feels gr8

[stiff basin]

we're talking about solo play, this isn't relevant

[gaunt sinew]

Oh solo

[short frost]

I mainly go void fields if I get a free blue orb tbh

[gaunt sinew]

Lol

[shut mountain]

any recent balance changes?
or none since anni update

[stiff basin]

Sacrifice literally spawns no items for me

[long ravine]

Check back in a month or 2

[gaunt sinew]

None as far as I know

[short frost]

Sacrifice either gives you 10 items stage 1 or none. There is no inbetween

[shut mountain]

hm ioc

[stiff basin]

It would take less time farming money and opening chests than hoping a beetle drops an item only for it to be useless

[gaunt sinew]

How long should I stay in stage 1 I stay for 3mins then use teliporter

[frank perch]

never leave

[long ravine]

I stay for like 6 and then use it

I don't really go by time though

Just leave when all the items are grabbed

[stiff basin]

I'd rather use Honor every single run than sacrifice

[gaunt sinew]

If you stay too long the levels get harder then there supposed to even on rainstorm

[long ravine]

It's not as relevant as you think

[gaunt sinew]

Why honor

[late plover]

I like to just try and get out before 5 minutes

[gaunt sinew]

5mins just so I can continue with the game

[stiff basin]

because then I would be playing with an artifact that actually fucking works and makes the game interesting, unlike sacrifice

[gaunt sinew]

Ok fair enough

[echo estuary]

when the dlc com out

[long ravine]

1-2 months

[shut mountain]

what does honor do?

[stiff basin]

when it comes out

[gaunt sinew]

Anybody tried a MAYO run yet

[stiff basin]

all enemies are elites

[echo estuary]

whens that

[gusty oar]

all enemies are elite

[short frost]

As you spawn in, start looting. Along the way, look for the teleporter particles. Once you see it, try to explore away from it before eventually circling back to the tele. You'll be able to full loot, or at least almost full loot everytime, and full looting is always the better option. However do not walk across the entire map just to loot 1 single chest, like the tips I said before, plan a route to explore the map as efficiently as possible

[long ravine]

Yes, not very interesting

[stiff basin]

when it comes out 4head

[echo estuary]

when is that

[late plover]

I still need to got all the artifacts first >_> I’ve been lazy

[short frost]

As engi I always end up leaving stage 1 at around 7 mins

[long ravine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/893925635028824064/929875334411726868/image0.gif

[late plover]

I’m only missing 4 though so not too bad

[errant cave]

imagine how terrifying ror2 VR would be

[long ravine]

It's a mod

[bronze hatch]

It's fun

[short frost]

Q1 of 2022, no official release date yet

[bronze hatch]

Loader is the most fun in vr imo

[long ravine]

I would play it but I don't have VR

[short frost]

Its nauseating

[gaunt sinew]

I’m guessing end of March or but that’s just me

[short frost]

I beat stage 2 and got motion sickness for the first time

[bronze hatch]

Bandit is also fun in vr

[short frost]

I played as engi bc no way am I aiming and moving that fast

[late plover]

I wish I could reset my cool downs in real life just like bandit

[errant cave]

wait ror2 VR is a thing???

[mellow cradle]

As loader

[gaunt sinew]

Are you first person in VRA Risk

[short frost]

It's a mod

[bronze hatch]

I have a stupid amount of time in vr so used it

[mellow cradle]

And having beetles being as tall as u

[short frost]

Its actually a really well made mod, ror2 is just not the right game to play in vr

[late plover]

Vr risk sounds like it would be painful

[mellow cradle]

Damnn fr?

[gaunt sinew]

It’s 2am for me I’m going to bed night everyone

[short frost]

Yeah they even have the survivors guns and hands it's really well made

[full sparrow]

gd1

[mellow cradle]

Whos that?

[short frost]

Is that a slur

[late plover]

It’s us the collective hive mind

[full sparrow]

look what i found!

[mellow cradle]

Gd1er

[stiff basin]

really bout to just get every run if this keeps up

[short frost]

[mellow cradle]

Gd1er/malice+slur+racism intended

Had to tone indicate, you didn’t seem offended enough

[stiff basin]

the descriptions for some of the survivors are just flat out wrong

Calls loader slow
Says huntress has high damage output

[bronze hatch]

yeah

[storm forge]

First person ror sounds dope

[bronze hatch]

https://imgur.com/Z6R7Rli

[stiff basin]

nausea simulator

looks cool tho

[shut mountain]

What items does captain want?

[late plover]

All of them

Bleed is nice on him if I remember right each shot stacks it

[stiff basin]

free win

[late plover]

^ basically yea

[potent stratus]

[stiff basin]

nice one

Huntress wants these items

[late plover]

And remember to invest in drones even if you normally don’t (like myself) they’re actually really important on captain

[shut mountain]

How do u do that sorry?

[past creek]

buy drones on the ground

[late plover]

^

[past creek]

they're grey little dudes and they turn blue when you buy them. they get their own microbots

[full sparrow]

invest in dronecoin

[shut mountain]

Oooo right right

Focus crystal gud?

On cappy?

[steady tulip]

Not really

Not a melee character

[neat ruin]

he is very good in melee

focus crystal is literally s tier on anyone but huntress

[potent stratus]

everyone but commando*

[neat ruin]

because her dumbass specials pull you away from the crystal range

[stiff basin]

no

everyone else is actually good

huntress is dogshit

[neat ruin]

still viable

[potent stratus]

i think huntress just has a skill requirement bestie.....

[neat ruin]

funny how you can beat the game with barely any damage

[potent stratus]

[pastel sedge]

GD-1 moment

[stiff basin]

true, but a lot less than any other survivor

[neat ruin]

and then people proceed to say time > items

[potent stratus]

im insulting you bestie......

[neat ruin]

daily hate on huntress

anyone who doesn't hate huntress just copes big time

[stiff basin]

was I supposed to be offended or what?

I've done the mastery on every single character already, just on a different platform

All I'm doing is unlocking stuff again on PC

[potent stratus]

you were supposed to be absolutely malding, coping in every word, seething by the mouth. i am despicable, rotten to the core. i wish nothing but the worst to everyone i ever meet.

[neat ruin]

schizoposting?

good

[potent stratus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/899473469987766323/930968471053926400/caption-17.gif

[stiff basin]

Huntress still remains one of the more painful masteries I had to do

Next to Engineer

I could kite enemies all day, she just can't kill anything

[mellow cradle]

Huntrash

[amber venture]

the scaling goes up to max before she gets a single kill

[stiff basin]

literally the first mastery attempt I did yesterday I had really good RNG with huntress

guess how I died

[unborn marten]

Just loop

[stiff basin]

thats what I'm doing

[mellow cradle]

Multiply by zero to find her dps 😱😱

[neat ruin]

you jumped on a geyser at the same time with a blazing beetle?

[stiff basin]

even worse

I blinked into a jellyfish

[neat ruin]

oh right

[unborn marten]

https://c.tenor.com/Bejc5IWUqAQAAAAM/think-confused.gif

[neat ruin]

me when default blink is good predictable and doesn't send you into shadow realm after 2 hooves

[unborn marten]

https://c.tenor.com/R7oe2lRhqDsAAAAM/rules.gif

[stiff basin]

but thats a rule 🗿

[snow mirage]

More does not include it's self

[neat ruin]

skill issue? skill issue

[unborn marten]

"I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."

-A.I

[late plover]

Just do what I did and go command : P no shame in it

[unborn marten]

You had two clovers, an afterburner, tesla, and atg

And a jellyfish got you

[shut mountain]

Tincture on captain?

Or bad

[unborn marten]

What kinda hp did that thing have for the tesla to not delete it.

[wind patrol]

hola

[stiff basin]

things

[shut mountain]

Do u go helfire on captain?

I’ve got healing drones after all

[stiff basin]

it spawned multiple beetle queens in the worst spot

[late plover]

Take command go her alt primary collect broaches to actually live crit glasses and other necessities and start doing damage then just hope you make it

Might take a few tries stage 1 but like if your literally only in it for the mastery just like why not ya know

[stiff basin]

I could do that

Doesn’t feel legitimate

[late plover]

Tincture just sounds like a preference choice. I don’t use it on anyone personally.

[stiff basin]

Glowing Meteorite, duh

[unborn marten]

I just read the death message

That's rough

[amber venture]

artifact of command more like artifact of cum mald

[late plover]

I’d recommend drugs

[wind patrol]

yo how do I get rid of the Xbox roll

[potent stratus]

artifact of command more like i want mommy

[late plover]

Moon drugs of course

[unborn marten]

The what

[potent stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-gif-24014406

[stiff basin]

get rid of the role with the bot

[wind patrol]

h o w

[unborn marten]

Oh

t!selfrole remove xbox

[amber venture]

just get rid of it bruh

[stiff basin]

use the commands bruh

[amber venture]

[unborn marten]

Look

t!selfrole get xbox

[midnight socket]

Selfrole Manager

Role Given

You have given yourself the <@&897451814792863764> role!

The Detective#1867

[unborn marten]

t!selfrole remove xbox

[wind patrol]

oh

t!selfrole remove Xbox